Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Conor McGregor’s Knockout Cost Him $100 Million
Episode Date: January 26, 2021This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, Mark, and Taylor discuss Conor McGregor's knockout and why it happened, Trey Songz' arrest, Larry King's death, Tom Brady's legacy and much more. INDULGE! Want a...n extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.
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Okay.
That's delicious.
Things are good.
Okay.
Are you good?
One weekend alone.
So happy.
So happy.
That is a vacation.
We should talk about that.
Her vacation, my vacation.
We should talk about that.
That's my dream vacation is you go somewhere.
What is that?
I'm at home.
My dream vacation is your dream vacation.
That's not like that Louis joke.
I'm at the house, yo.
Chilling.
You know that Louis joke where he's like.
That walk around with my vacation?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
Your vacation, my vacation.
That's Jerry Seinfeld's favorite Louis joke.
That guy Jerry's fucking gets it, bro.
Dude.
That guy gets it.
The dude, like, listen, bro.
Say whatever you want.
I know y'all hate on Jerry, but like, that guy gets it, bro like listen bro say whatever you want i know y'all hate on jerry
but like that guy gets it bro real talk man guys we're all growing and transforming in 2021
we're all growing and transforming that's it man you gotta transform you gotta grow you gotta you
know you gotta live up to your fullest potential you right yo you gotta live you can't be in places
that are you are unlivable.
Mentally, physically, it's cold out.
What if you could change it? Would you not?
That's a good point.
If you could wake up in the morning and then decide the weather, what would you decide? 28 and cloudy?
It'd be cruel to do that.
It would be cruel.
It'd be unethical.
You'd be thinking only about yourself.
But sometimes you got to think about other people you do sometimes you gotta look at the less fortunate
and take them out of a difficult situation you're with three people who are from tropical climates
you know what i mean warm climates africa india what the fuck is alex doing over here bro this
guy's got to be closer to the motherland. Yeah.
That's true.
Do you know what I mean?
You're right about it.
You got to be closer to the motherland.
Hey, Mark.
Yep.
You're not supposed to be here, bro.
You haven't even bought a jacket.
Nope.
That's a Florida boy.
That's a Florida boy, dude.
I was never supposed to be here.
Okay.
Akash.
Indian, yo.
Warm people.
This is warm people.
Uh-huh.
Taylor.
Some people got to stay. You know what I mean? warm people this is warm people uh-huh taylor some people gotta stay it is what it is this is armageddon someone gotta explode the rock and i think you got it i think
you're the woman for the job yeah i think it's something only a woman could do especially a
black woman a black woman save the world like tay Save the world. Like Taylor or Danny Lee.
Or whatever her name is.
A real thoroughbred black woman.
Beautiful red bone girl, yo.
Yeah. Red bone, yellow bone, everything bone.
Isn't that the song?
E-I-E-I-O.
Are you Lyskin, huh?
Are you Lyskin, huh? Red bone, yellow bone.
Everything bone.
Everything bone.
Are you light skin, huh?
Why is there no black bone?
Yeah.
Whoa.
Really?
Why is there no black bone?
Because that's all bones, dog.
Because we are all black.
Black bones.
But why is there no black bone?
Yes, exactly.
It's all black.
But there's just different tones.
I'm black.
Andrew's black.
We're all black. I'm white bone.
I'm really white bone
when you think about it. No, no.
I'm a white bone ass dude.
No, you can't. Yes, I am.
You're just white. There's no white bone.
What color bones are? White.
That's a white bone. If anything,
you guys are appropriating me
and my shit.
Bones are white.
You can't be like, I'm yellow bone, I'm red.
You have to talk to me first.
I got to tell you how I feel about it.
He's got a white skeleton.
That's it.
Yeah.
You're going to take his bones and make it your own?
Like, not give him credit?
That's a good ass point.
I understand how it feels now to be appropriated.
How offended are you, Andrew?
Yo, as a white bone, I'm medium offended, bro.
I'm medium offended.
You're yellow offended?
I'm yellow offended, bro. I really am.
How are you yellow offended?
Talking about yellows being offended. You ever put out a
comedy special on Netflix?
Bro, for real they'll lose their boba tea drinking minds watching those things yellow boba the yellow bobas go for it oh fuck anyway um guys we have some very big news the
reason why we started this podcast and most of you probably have no clue what we're talking about right now.
Maybe the Patreon family does.
Fifth biggest Patreon in the world.
Fifth biggest Patreon in the world.
No big deal.
There's no big deal.
Fuck humans in New York, you pussies.
Wait, we just beat them?
Oh, yeah, we passed them up.
Hey, you know who's about to not be human in New York?
We're going to Miami, baby.
It's official. in New York? We're going to Miami, baby.
It's official.
Welcome to Miami.
I had no idea.
I got that shit, though. I had that shit, though.
No fucking clue.
Listen to the song.
Yo, I thought you were singing.
The Yellowbone song.
Sorry, I'm more of a hip hop fan
than you, Taylor.
I thought 40
indians were gonna break through that no hey let me tell you something about their wedding taylor
you don't need to worry about it all right hey that hurt me yeah whoa that really hurt yeah
that ricochet we ain't ever having this shit probably we all didn't have to worry about it
because you had it already yeah you already had your stupid ass Hindu wedding.
Dabble, dabble, dabble.
I can hear the hurt in the deep.
Yeah, I'm really hurt.
You can hear the hurt.
Hey, say your vows.
Dabble, dabble, dabble, dabble.
I do dabble, dabble.
You can hear the hurt, dog.
I'm fucking tired of it, bro.
You can hear the hurt.
Alex is loving it, bro.
Alex is loving it.
Keep going. No, it just pisses me off, dude. There's all these farmers it, bro. Alex is loving it, bro. Alex is loving it. Keep going.
No, it just pisses me off, dude.
There's all these farmers out here starving.
They can't wait to farm.
And here you are getting married in your Hindu ceremonies.
No, you're right.
I don't know.
Just saying it really fast in your life.
That's somebody doing an auction.
That's a Hindi auction.
Hit it. That's somebody doing an auction. That's a Hindi auction. Do I have a wife?
Going once.
Going twice.
Going three times.
I was just about to ask what we're bidding on.
No, but for real, dude.
We're going to Miami.
Yo, let's do it.
We're going to Miami for three months.
Have we told people this?
I'm not exactly sure. We told the patrons. We told the patrons, but I for three months have we told people this i'm not exactly
sure we told the patrons we told the patrons but i don't know if we told the rest of the family
asshole army we're going to miami for three months okay february black history month obviously my
white bone ass gotta go down to miami you know what i mean yeah just get as far away harlem as
you want no that's the anti-gentrification move, really. Exactly.
I'm trying to...
You tired of white people taking Harlem over and it's not black anymore?
Uh-huh.
We're going the opposite direction, Terry.
We're gentrifying South.
Just to be clear, I live in Tribeca.
Wouldn't be content in Harlem.
Let's be honest.
Actually, you might be.
You might be content in Harlem.
I might be. You might be content in Harlem. I might be.
No, but in all seriousness, we're going to Miami, man.
We're very excited.
It's going to be a long trip for some of us.
Some of us are flying.
All right, and you're driving, right?
I think I'm driving with Miles.
Yeah.
So Miles is the newest member of our team.
You guys have all met Miles.
I believe that Miles and I are going to drive a U-Haul down because I got to take down Sabi.
Oh.
But I haven't fully committed because Mark keeps trying to convince me not to take the U-Haul with Miles.
Yeah.
Why?
Just to make Miles go alone?
I'm not exactly sure.
You're not leaving Miles alone, dog.
I think there's two things going on here.
I'm not exactly sure.
Oh, you know what?
I got a theory, too.
I got a theory, too.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go. We got some juicy gussies. going on here i'm not exactly sure you know what i got a theory too okay i think there's two things i think one theory is genuine altruism i think he's considering like how miserable i'm gonna be on the way down and it's uncomfortable to be in the bed of this truck
you can't recline the seats this is one of the things he said. I think that might be like 25%
of it. Maybe 10%.
That's three. That's the Christian.
That's the Christianity.
That's the Christianity coming out.
And then I think the other
part is, I think Mark
was planning this kind of like
mini vacation with his girl on the way
down.
He'd be doing that.
And he knows if I go,
we might not be stopping in Asheville.
We might keep going.
Hey, we're in a row, Miles.
Let's move.
Sometimes you just need to get to Miami.
That's a valid point.
Now, here's the thing.
I wouldn't make you keep going.
It would just be me and Miles. unless you want to go down with miles i'm going to ashville i'm spending friday in
i think ashville's closed mark i think it's closed bro what you gotta do is bro this is the move
telling you you have your girl go on vacation. Her own vacation for a weekend.
Did we start this podcast on that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, we already did.
Did we already start it?
No.
No.
Well, we were talking about it earlier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know when we started.
We started somewhere, yo.
Guys, we start the podcast where we start.
All I'm trying to say is if she wants to go to Asheville, you just fly her to Asheville.
Or I can drop her off even.
You could drop her off. Yeah. Well, then you don't
get the time alone at your house.
Yeah, that's a good point. That's a nice time,
yo. That's a nice time.
I had my girl down in Miami this
weekend, bro. Son, I couldn't figure out why you were so
happy on fight night. Like, Andrew was
happy, yo. And now I
envy this man. He got a weekend at the house
alone, bro.
I watch so many shit, bro. I watch so many shit, bro.
I watch so many things that she would never want to watch.
I just sat there enjoying myself, bro.
Sleeping late, letting the dog shit on the floor.
You know what I mean?
It is what it is.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It is what it is.
The only hard thing about your girl going on vacation is pretending you miss her.
All right.
Yeah, Taylor.
Taylor, come on.
Don't be tight.
I know.
Taylor's like, they're going to hear this shit.
Because if she didn't call you, would you be worried?
Yeah, I'd be very worried.
I'd be worried and I'd be jealous as fuck.
I just need to make sure that she missed me more than I miss her.
Yeah.
If she's in my name, she's not going to miss you as much.
As you would think.
But she wasn't home alone watching Your Honor on Showtime On Demand.
Episode after episode.
And there was nobody going, it's time to go to bed.
Because it's just me.
No bedtime.
No bedtime.
I was up until 2 in the morning last night.
I pulled a slick one.
I got the cleaning lady to come this morning Bow, movie, viral
Didn't tell my girl
She comes back
The house is spotless
And I fucked up a couple things without her knowing
So like the cleaning lady cleaned it beautiful
But I'm like this is a little too beautiful
So I just shaved
I left some shaving
It's like cheating and getting 100 on a test.
You got to get a couple wrong.
You got to get a 92.
You don't get suspicious.
So I got 92.
Oh, that's amazing, bro.
There you go.
The bed was made.
Oh, son.
Oh, this is going to be beautiful.
So hold on.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Can we not?
Can we not?
We're trying to enjoy a thing right now.
We're going to explain to her.
I'm going to hear this when I get home already.
We're going to explain it to her.
We're going to explain it to her.
I love my girl.
I miss my girl.
She's the most amazing.
There were certain things that were very tricky for me.
We ran out of paper towel.
Oh, God.
So that's what we did.
Oh, my goodness.
If you run out of paper towel, things get difficult.
And what happened?
How'd you do it?
I just started using toilet paper.
Kleenex is good
Kleenex works
You gotta get that Amazon $35
So they'll do same day
Oh that's fire
I should've pulled that off
But there was things that were tricky
You know what I mean
That we worked out
Everything's fine now
I saw you posting about
You had to close cabinets
I was closing cabinets
I never had to do that before
Does your man do that before.
Does your man do that?
Yeah.
He closes cabinets?
Yeah.
Whoa.
That is big.
You're dating a feminist. I'm a feminist guy more and more, dog.
That's a feminist, bro.
I'm a little concerned, bro.
I'm a little concerned.
Can he close cabinets?
That is, with all due respect to your big dick boyfriend, that's very gay.
Why closing cabinets?
Men are not supposed to close cabinets, bro.
Why?
Because we're supposed to spread our... He definitely leaves other
shit there to spread whatever you're about to say.
Alright, I'm just saying. We're supposed to pee in a lot
of different areas. Taylor might be a bear.
Oh, shit.
What does that mean?
A bear is a fat gay.
Not a bear, then.
What's
the fake white?
A beard.
There you go.
A beard.
There you go.
I know something with gay and B in it.
Bro, he left off the D because her boyfriend had one.
My man put the D in here.
Wait, did I spell that right?
Yeah, you spelled that right.
You just have to throw it out there.
Capital D.
But point is, I was listening to this guy.
There was this Dr. doctor dr huberman or
some shit and he said that men we leave cabinets open yep all over the place as a way of marking
our territory and that's why we pee in all different areas male dogs pee in all different
areas female dogs they'll just pee in one area women close cabinets well this is a real thing
yeah if some other guy comes to my apartment he sees the cabinets open he goes oh i'm not
gonna fuck with this guy.
That's it.
He knows that somebody's already there.
Some guy's already here.
He understands.
It's his territory.
I got to act accordingly.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You got to make sure that people respect you.
Come into my house.
There's no cabinets open.
Obviously, I'm not smashing my girl out to smithereens.
But if they are open, then you know what time it is.
Yep.
I'll be leaving a few things wide open.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Busting them shits wide open.
Serial.
You know what I mean?
Like that turd cutter?
Yeah.
Come on.
So, also means what cabinets you're talking about.
What?
Because he doesn't like, no, I'm not going to explain this.
Never mind.
What do you mean?
I'm not going to entertain this.
What do you mean, Tara?
I'm not going to entertain this. What do you mean? do you mean i'm not gonna entertain what do you mean
guys what cabinets are you talking about you're just talking about the kitchen cabinet kitchen
anywhere the closet yeah just leave shit around you ever do bathroom you ever do bathroom my
favorite cabinet leave one of my favorite cabinets to open and leave open can we put down the toilet
seat no that's a cabinet it's not Yes it is It's a sideways cabinet
It's a sideways cabinet
That's the biggest cabinet
In the fucking house
That shit gives me so pissed off
Why does he get pissed off
Just look at it
And I'm like OCD low key
So
What the water cabinet
When we have to have order
That shit bothers me
Really
Yes
Well maybe that's why
He's so good in the crib
Yeah
Fair enough
Yeah
I'm just saying
We got a lot of respect
For your man
But you need to start leaving those cabinets open
he'll leave the closet door open
nah nah nah don't try to fake it
now you're trying to fake it
so you can come out that bitch one day
first of all
I will fight you for my man
hey let me tell you something Taylor
you and me fight you got that
yo that's a good question. Who wins in that fight?
What?
Yo, no, no, no.
Why is she fighting for her man?
She's not here.
I need to back up.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
Yo.
Hey, yo.
That's shit.
Tell him to open some cabinets right now.
He's going to be listening to this shit just slamming things in your car.
You got to fight his man battle?
No, that's not cool.
Your man got to fuck Akash up, yo.
Your man got to fuck Akash up on sight.
Word.
On sight.
Just dick smack.
All he heard is your man got to fuck Akash.
That's all your man heard.
On sight.
Dick down.
Yeah.
Okay?
Split cheeks.
Yeah.
Get him.
Get him. For real. Jet blue. yeah okay split cheeks yeah get them get them for real jet blue 199 yep down to miami living the good life we're going to miami
we're going to miami you're not on jet blue though nope i'm on u-haul first stop asheville
why are you driving for real yeah i'm only going because I got to take Sabi.
I got to take my dog.
And I don't know if I could leave Miles with the dog for the whole drive.
You don't trust Miles with the dog?
No, I trust him, but the dog could run around.
And maybe, you know, God forbid, you know, he crashes and fucks up some of the equipment.
Can Sabi go on the Amtrak?
Say what?
Can Sabi go on the Amtrak?
You can take an Amtrak and you get like a room in that bitch.
Oh.
Don't they have like
dogs, sleeping pills?
How can Alex not tell you about that?
He told me.
They don't got like tranquilizers
for these motherfuckers
to just throw it on a plane?
This Amtrak situation,
I can get an Amtrak from New York
and then go to Florida
and I can take my dog in it?
You could, but that shit is dumb long.
But then how does a dog shit and pee?
I think when you pull over,
it pulls over for like five minutes at a time.
I think.
Every few hours?
Every stop.
It stays at a stop for certain times.
And I'm sure there's certain stops
where they'll stay longer.
I got to look into it more
because that might,
there's a way.
Shit's long.
You could drive to Virginia
if you have a car.
18 hours.
Alex told me about it.
You put your car on the train
and then you get a sleeper,
and then it just drops you off in Florida.
Huh. Alright.
Maybe we'll figure that shit out. Yeah, you can do a
21-hour train ride. That's kind of
lit. That's ill, dog. Penn Station to
Florida. Train?
I would do that, but I don't know where the dog
poops. That's
really the only reason why I wouldn't. This
weekend, it was right on the floor. You just keep that shit going.
Yeah, but in my little cubicle?
This is sick, dude.
I'm going to Hogwarts, bro.
I'm psyched for it. This is awesome.
I think I'm going to do it. This shit feel mad Hogwarts, right?
It's super Hogwarts. Like coming with a trolley?
Dude, we gotta do this.
I'm about to go run right into a wall.
Yeah, you gotta pull a
sobby in like a little cage like a little bird
like an owl you know yeah oh shit go full hogwarts bro what was the name of his owl
hedwig hedwig i don't know son yeah i don't know
all right guys this is important okay we're doing a new thing with sponsors. Because we've got to liven it up for ourselves, man.
It's got to be fun for us as well.
All right?
The other day, I think this was a few weeks ago,
Akash read an ad for, who was it for?
Calm.
It was Calm.
Shows a Calm.
And Miles forgot to fix Akash's reading of the ad.
Okay.
And it was particularly bad.
It was so bad.
Like he could barely read.
Particularly bad.
Yeah.
Like Mayweather would be like, dude.
I empathize with him now.
Yeah.
So what we felt was that we have to do these ads in one take.
That's what it's going to be.
And if you fuck up, if you flub it, if you sound like an idiot, it is what it is.
Okay?
You got to find a way around it.
You got to work this.
All right?
So from now on, it's one take hove with the ads.
We both agree.
A lot of pressure.
No edits.
A lot of pressure.
Okay?
It's a lot of pressure.
A lot of people in the room watching.
Everybody's watching.
You got to read in public.
We're back to elementary school. Okay okay you should know these by heart but we're going to start it
right now with me and here we go what's up everybody now i know a lot of you guys out
there are bald tough shit but some of you out there are going bald and we can stop this right
now i notice it with myself but look at my hair. Absolutely beautiful. I actually got
to keep all my hair. Funny I mentioned keep because keeps is exactly what we're going to talk about.
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Matter of fact, grow it back even stronger.
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Okay?
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I murdered that one.
You got a big TV dog.
It is what it is.
I'm on my phone.
All right.
You got it.
All right.
Hey,
you feel mad Indian.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
All right.
All right.
Go.
All right.
We're going to do a break.
Okay.
All right. We're going to do a break. One. All right, we're going to do a break.
One take.
One take, C.
One take.
In the building.
One take.
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That was just fine.
Not great.
Fine.
That was good.
You fucked up at the end a little bit, but then you fixed it.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
It was a good
attempt all right anyway all right let's talk about some shit man because this weekend we had
a little super spreader event at the studio hell yeah bro um if we haven't taken out the entire
comedy community with covid uh before we definitely have now we had what we have like what 30 people
in here easily maybe 30 people maybe a little more. Are we snitching on ourselves?
I think it might be illegal.
To do what?
To have gatherings of that size indoors.
Can they prosecute us across state lines, Alex?
Oh!
So allegedly we had that many people here.
Allegedly, even though there's video proof of that shit.
And that's why I said that we tested everyone like we did.
We did test everyone.
We did test everyone.
We tested them the same way that, you know,
girls test us if we got STDs.
They'd be like, you got STDs?
We'd be like, nah.
And then that's it.
And they ask when you're already inside.
Yeah, well, then that'd be a little late on them.
But all I got to say is this.
I don't feel bad about this event.
I've been thinking about it because...
That's how you know you didn't do anything wrong when you say, I've been thinking about it and now I don't feel bad about this event. I've been thinking about it because... That's how you know you didn't do anything wrong
when you say, I've been thinking about it
and now I don't feel bad.
I figured out a way to not feel bad about it.
I've been thinking about a good justification
for my behavior.
Go ahead.
And here's the justification.
We've all had corona.
Yep.
Okay?
We decide to throw a party.
We know that we cannot share that corona
with anybody else.
Correct.
Everybody else that agrees to come to that party is coming at their own risk.
We Florida, baby.
We are Florida.
But all I'm saying is like, if they came to the party, that's very selfish of them.
That's not our fault.
We have already had corona.
How dare you come to our event?
Yeah, Taylor.
And actually spread corona.
Yeah, Taylor. I don't know what the fuck you were thinking, event? Yeah, Taylor.
I don't know what the fuck you were thinking, Taylor.
Yeah, it's very irresponsible.
I come here every week.
But you don't have to get Corona. But that's because you know you can't get Corona from us.
Now it's Mad Comics just showing up.
You don't know these people, these white folks.
Mad white folks.
Listening to music, watching the fight.
Literally everybody that showed up to that party is a piece of shit.
Honestly. I mean, to put lives a piece of shit. Yeah. Honestly.
I mean,
to put lives at danger right now,
especially with the corona rates
in New York,
this is another reason
why we have to leave.
We have to go, man.
We can't be around
these hooligans anymore.
Yo.
Hooligans.
Absolute hooligans.
Taylor,
you know,
we have to figure this out.
We have to figure this out.
I almost told Taylor not to come in today.
Charlamagne told her ass not to come in on the breakfast club.
She got almost fired.
Yeah.
She did not get almost fired.
For the super spreader event.
Yeah.
Charlamagne, who was in Mexico for two weeks, which is the Corona Capital of the Mundo,
was like, you got to be safe and not come in.
Is that not true taylor yeah you know that black women can't get corona thank you black people in general black people can
they can well i'm not even from this planet so it doesn't matter oh my god oh my god bro
that's crazy bro honestly that is absolutely crazy why a little ginger cookie bone looking
ginger snap bone that's what you gotta say i'm white bone you ginger snap bone
your brown sugar bone yeah oh that's kind of cool yeah i like brown sugar bone anyway we had this
little parlay thank you guys everybody who came. It was great to just hang with
people again. It was great. So much fun.
Everybody was so happy. Literally, everybody
was ecstatic. Everybody was
so happy. Just to get drunk.
See people. See people.
Oh my God. By the end, we were
shotgunning beers. Andrew was
gone, Doug. This fucking guy, Mark, almost
sliced off his finger. He was poking
into the can. Mark had a piece of the edible, too. Oh, you were that his finger. He was poking into the can.
Mark had a piece of the edible, too.
Oh, you were that fucked up?
Mark was gone.
I never seen Mark.
Alex and I were just looking at him.
We were like, yo, he's so fucking white, dude.
Mark was just so white.
He had his hair braided like a fucking idiot.
Hat on.
White claws.
Bud light.
The guy had made 20 total beverages All his people
Were the weirdos
All his people were there
He was getting super
Florida with it
He was prepared
That's who we're gonna
Have to deal with in Florida
Real talk
Stuffing his pointer finger
Into a shredded
Bud light can
How else do you jargon
You don't have to do it
To me
You're handing me this beer
And you've got blood
Dripping out of your finger
Like you've been
So you drank your blood
What
No but I gotta Apolog apologize to mark though well i'm a true asshole like this motherfucker he
hits me the next day and he's like yo what's up i'm like yo what's up are you good he's like
damn just checking in on you like making sure you got in all right i'm like don't call me like i'm
some bitch you just fucked the night before like Like, I just hung up on him.
Like, I felt bad after.
But I was just looking out, bro.
Just make sure everyone was safe.
That was the gayest thing a dude has ever done to me.
Damn, Mark.
I'm the female that didn't hit me up.
Yeah.
What did you hear in the background?
A bunch of fucking drawers closing and shit.
Hey, I'm just tidying up the apartment, Al.
Checking in on you.
Is everything going well?
Yeah. Are you safe, Al? apartment, Al, checking in on you. Is everything okay? Yeah.
Are you safe, Al?
No, but I went in on him, and I was like, oh, that's just such a nice thing to do.
But why did you do that?
Why were you concerned about Al?
Because I was like, okay, I didn't realize that I was drunk until I was leaving.
Bro, you left and then came back.
Wait, what came back?
You left and came back.
You were blacked out.
You left, and you were trying to put my Spotify in so that the music could continue going
because you were DJing the whole night.
Nice guy, right?
Very nice.
And then you just couldn't figure it out.
Changed the channel multiple times during the fight, this guy.
Oh, yeah.
No.
Someone stepped on it.
Someone stepped on it.
No, you didn't.
You didn't want to.
No, you didn't fuck it up, but it's okay.
He had subtitles going, so we couldn't see any of their faces for like the first 30 minutes.
Well, that's because we were playing music.
I think we can go no subs on a fight.
I think we know what it is.
He punched him in the face. We saw it. We got it. You can read the first 30 minutes. I think we can go no subs on a fight. I think we know what it is. He punched him in the face.
We saw it. We got it. You can read the commentary.
No. So basically
you leave and then like
10 minutes later all of a sudden you come back and the music
starts popping again. You're like, Mark, why are you
back? And then you didn't know.
Destiny, bro.
It's Hogwarts, you know?
You ever teleport through a wall?
And you're like, oh, I'm in a different place now?
I was in Diagon Alley for a little bit.
I had to pop back with the boys.
You were fucked.
Alex didn't sleep at all.
I think Alex said he went out to a bunch of Corona hotspots with Wheezy the night before until 7.
Nice.
So I think Al maybe said three words the entire time.
Al barely talked, though.
Barely talked.
Barely.
It's too many white people. So I think Al maybe said three words the entire time. Al barely talked. Barely talked. Barely. You were in a rough situation.
Also, Al fucked up because I asked him if he invited Weezy.
I was like, yo, do you invite Weezy?
You should invite Weezy.
He's like, yeah, yeah, I invited her.
And then I text Weezy a little bit.
I was like, yo, you coming tonight?
She's like, to what?
I'm like, the fucking fight.
And then he asked me again.
And I was like, yeah, I invited her after you reminded me to invite her.
This guy lies in deflections, bro.
It's the same type of invite.
You got to stop lying, bro.
It's the same type of invite.
Why did you double check my invite?
Because I knew you were a liar and a deflector.
Nah, that's you.
I knew you were a liar.
That's your fault.
Do you want to know why I honestly did?
Macro manages.
Do you want to know why I honestly did?
What?
I honestly, I texted your mom.
I texted your mom, and I go, do you really think that he invited wheezy and she said he's a liar yeah and what else and a deflector and a
charlatan and a charlatan and a fraud you know she's got big words yeah she all she said she
he's a hijo puta she said nah she did say that she would said, hijo puta. That's what she did.
She did.
With pequeño pipi.
She said that too.
I was like, too much information.
But in all seriousness, I knew you'd lied and deflected.
I can tell when you're lying and deflecting.
He talked to you when you were taking a shit, right?
About Wheezy.
Oh, yeah, man.
I just want to say it's really cool you're putting this event together.
And it's awesome.
And I just want to let you know, Wheezy putting this event together and it's awesome and you know
I just want to let you know
Weezy might not be coming
lies and deflections
she couldn't make it
it's non-stop
it's like
she was there
that's what an asshole you are
what are you talking about
she came bro
I just figured out
you don't remember her
at the party
yo Al was gone bro
Al you were fucking destroyed
I also know
when Al was lying now
I just saw his tail
what is his tail
she came man
And then he adjusted his hat
Oh wow
That's a tail bro
No but she didn't come
Mind your hat when you lie next time
I'm not the one lying
Mind your hat when you lying and deflecting next time
So I touched my hat
Oh my god
I know
You fucking liar bro
Cause he's capping bro
You're a liar dude
Literally capping
Yep
Literally
Oh shit
Adjust the cap
That's how you know dog Now we know I hope your girl listening right now Dude, literally capping. Literally. Just the cap.
Now we know. I hope your girl listening right now, you're not
getting away with nothing anymore.
You're not getting away with nothing anymore, Al.
I know that you got some other secrets in there.
That's a beautiful shirt, though.
What's that right there?
That's a deflection.
That's a lie. He said that's a beautiful shirt.
Jamming his hat down.
That means he hates your shirt.
No, no, no.
This is going to be 80% of your wardrobe in a week.
That's just fly.
That's just fly.
I'm giving it to you.
I was like, damn, you brought it out too early with the heat.
Yo, here's how adept he is at deflecting.
He knew we'd be like, oh, you're lying.
And now he's adeptly deflecting away from his own lying.
So now he's like, you nice ass, yo.
You nice ass.
Straight on the clothes, son. You got to compliment. It's unbelievable, though. You nice at it, y'all. You nice at it. Straight on the clothes, son.
You got a cop up at the club.
It's unbelievable, though.
You got a cop up at the club.
Unbelievable.
This motherfucker, dude.
How dare you?
But it is fly.
This motherfucker.
See?
It is a fly shirt.
Deflection.
Deflection.
But we could all admit.
But you adept at it, so you're going to stick with it.
Deflection.
But that shirt, Akash is wearing it.
He needs to burn that shit.
Which one was he wearing?
The one with the fucking burgers and hot dogs on it to the fucking party.
Did I make funny for that when I saw you?
No.
I think everybody did at some point.
I'm going to wear it again as soon as we get to Miami.
That's worse than the Timbs.
What an immigrant will wear to an American white party.
Hell yeah.
Double, double, double what type of food this is.
Hell yeah. He had the helmet with the two beers on the side. Can't eat a hamburger. dabble dabble dabble what type of food this is hell yeah
he had the helmet
in the helmet
with the two beers
on the side
I can't eat a hamburger
I might as well wear it
I love sports
and culture
I'm ready for the beer pong
I love your culture
it's like Borat
it's like watching Borat
dude it's crazy
is that shirt gonna get
worn next week
he's like yeah
yeah
you really gonna let
Al Hot Potato
that shit
that motherfucker Hot Potato Jukebo he's a deck that lies in deflection Yeah, yeah, yeah. You really going to let Al hot potato that shit?
That motherfucker hot potato juice, bro.
He's a death that lies in deflection. But you can't let him hot potato.
He deflected off my shirt and lying like it ain't fire.
That shit was trash.
That shit is a little trash.
It's juvenile, bro.
You're not six.
Son.
You're not six.
Nah, we should burn the shirt and put it on Reels.
Huh?
What's Reels?
The Instagram shit? you don't stop shaking
your teeth out of fear that we're gonna bring this back on you look how he hunched out look
at posture like this he's like oh man all right i used to be friends until he told me my shirt
was trashed yo r.i.p larry king bro i was you know this is how you know mark was really going
through it this week see how i did that see how know, this is how you know Mark was really going through it this weekend, bro.
See how Al did that?
See how Al did that?
This is how you know Mark was so jealous of my weekend alone.
Yo, I texted him.
I was like, bro, I'm just doing whatever I want to do right now.
And he goes, he goes, he just rifles off mad things that he wishes he could be doing.
He goes, yeah, just like scrolling forever and nobody says anything.
I just want to watch TikToks in peace
Okay
Pretty face with a big bank
Okay
And I was like
I was like nah
But like
That shit kinda sound lit
I'm gonna do that
For the next hour
Fuck it man
And he's got a to-do list now
Bro I had a to-do list
Marcus gave you a to-do list
So then Marcos
Marcos
Marcos
Marcos hot take.
Fuck Larry King, though.
Right?
And I was like, bro, why?
And he goes, I don't know.
I'm just seeing all these interviews.
He seems kind of like a douche.
And I go, I go, I will say one thing.
His shoulders annoy me.
Like, his shoulders are just always up like this.
And Mark goes, yeah, bro, that's why you wear suspenders. To keep them down. His shoulders are literally the tallest like this and mark goes yeah bro that's why you wear suspenders to
keep them down that his shoulders are literally the tallest part of his body it's true he was
just like didn't look like god been trying to drag him up to heaven he's in the claw bro he's in the
claw game but but it came out right with larry king so he died, and obviously everybody posted how amazing he was and that kind of shit.
And I'm going to be honest with you, bro.
Larry King is one of those people where, like, I'm trying to think what it's akin to.
You ever have any, like, unchecked greatness because it's such an institution?
SNL?
Yeah, but, like, now we recognize that it's not funny, right?
But it's, there was there was a
time i guess where like larry king was just that dude and i've never watched a larry king interview
but i've said out of my mouth like oh yeah larry king that's the goat yeah but why i never watched
him be the goat does that make sense and i think that there were certain times that were there
were people there are figures that were just so prominent, you assumed they had to be great because they were in this position.
Barbara Walters. Barbara Walters.
Right? Got bodied by Sean Connery.
Zip, zip, bitch. Nothing she
could do.
Nothing she could do. She was like,
yo, you hit women. He's like, yup.
Keep talking, see what
happens. No, he didn't say that.
That's the vibe
That's the energy
Get rid of that speech impediment for you
Knock some shit back into you
So
This dude
Pierce Morgan
Right
Who's kind of become like a
Like a right wing troll
A little bit
In his career
He basically said
That like Larry King trashed his show when
pierce replaced larry should we read the tweet yeah let's read the tweet if we have the exact
tweet but he kind of came for larry but he came for larry and justified it by what larry said
about him yeah but here's my thing if you've watched larry king's interviews he don't give a
fuck bro so i don't think larry would take it
personally in his death if people didn't give a fuck and they said how they really felt i just
didn't like that he made somebody else's death about him yeah so here's the here's the tweet i
can read if he was like yo chas and larry you're kind of an asshole to everybody but you know it
is what it is i bet you don't need to do that but it ain't about you at least this is all about him okay i'm with you on that i do think that's selfish but i also do
think that's what human beings do is like when anybody dies you post a picture of you and that
person yeah you know as if like you need an excuse to put on your timeline yeah but like so the tweet
is larry king was a hero of mine until we fell out after i replaced him at cnn and he said my show
is like watching your mother-in-law go over a cliff and your new
Bentley.
He married eight times.
So a mother-in-law expert,
that's kind of funny,
but he was a brilliant broadcaster and a masterful TV interviewer.
The whole thing is just,
let me get attention.
He's just a child acting out.
Yeah.
He wants some attention,
but he also wanted to throw a shot,
but he did it in a clever way.
It's a funny joke.
Yeah.
But also like, if you're posting about someone's passing with you in it,
like, are you also just not trying to get attention in the first place?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Like, let's say Larry King dies.
He has this picture with him.
He has, like, a relationship with Larry King.
And he just goes, RIP to one of the best.
Love this guy.
Like, you're getting attention regardless.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
It's like, that's what we do now.
It's an attention play either way.
Exactly.
So he just leaned into it.
I don't hate this.
I understand Pierce is like a troll, and I get what he's trying to do.
He's hateable for other shit, too.
Yes.
And he wasn't always this way, which is kind of funny.
I think him losing his CNN show is what made him.
It flipped him.
Yeah.
He's like, fuck it.
I got to get attention somehow.
He's like, if y'all hate me already, I might as well lean into the hate.
Yeah.
And these people.
What's that?
I like the play.
It's like you're bigging them up.
You're also keeping it real.
Yeah.
And making it a little funny.
So it's like, I think if he would have just like posted like all love people would be
like, ah, you corny.
You wasn't keeping that energy.
Yeah.
You know.
But that's interesting that like now he has become a prisoner of his character.
Yeah.
He can't even be genuine now
because they don't expect
him to be genuine.
And the human being version
of that would be,
hey, we had a bit
of a falling out,
but you can't deny
this guy's greatness
as a broadcaster
and an interviewer.
Rest in peace.
We had our differences,
but you were great
at what you did.
Whatever.
This is clearly
exactly what you said.
He is trapped
in his own character.
He can't get out of it.
He has to stay in character to mourn somebody.
Yeah, but I'm okay with it just because I know what type of dude Larry King was.
Larry King could be a douchebag to you.
That's a valid point.
So it's like, yeah, the same energy is kept in life and death.
I'm not that mad.
If it's Mother Teresa, then it might be a little bit of a douche move.
You know what I mean?
If you're taking care,
I don't even really know much about Mother Teresa,
but she's Larry King.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
We don't know about Mother Teresa.
What if she did some fuck shit?
Princess Diana is another one that I'm like,
yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.
Princess Diana also.
We like you because you're cute.
You're the AOC of the royal family.
Oh, shit.
Shots fired.
I'm just saying, I'm not shots fired.
I'm just saying,
like,
if she was Bustardo,
would we care?
Probably a little bit.
We don't care about Fergie.
Remember in there
like a Fergie one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's a redheaded.
Something about whales.
Yeah.
Yeah, something about whales.
Princess of Wales
or some shit.
There's some redheaded royal
that we don't give
a flying fuck about
I thought you were talking about
The lady lumps girl
I'm like
What the fuck
Yeah
I'm just saying
There's a Fergie
There's a royal
But she's kind of bustardo
So nobody cares
And Princess Diana was a piece
So they cared about everything she did
She ran a foot race
And won
So people were like
Oh my god
This is the most athletic royal ever
She also like saved a kid
Who was drowning
Or some shit like that
Is that shit real
What you mean I've done that What I saved my boy Most athletic royal ever. She also saved a kid who was drowning or some shit like that. Is that shit real?
What you mean?
I've done that.
What?
No, you haven't.
I saved my boy.
What do you mean?
When I was young, he jumped in the water.
Michael, this kid.
Somebody threw him in the water, actually, and he couldn't swim, so I saved his ass.
Big fucking deal.
You're supposed to do that.
You want a pat on the back?
You want to do something special?
Save yourself when you're drowning.
Yeah, that's hard to do, bro. That shit is lit.
Yeah.
Best waves of all time.
Best waves in the past two or three years.
Almost died.
No, but in all seriousness, I don't know.
This is one of these things where we just got to love someone because we're supposed to.
Yeah, we just take everybody's word for it.
What did she do?
What did Diana do?
I give her this.
She wanted to break away from the royal family.
She was like, I'm not going to do this shit.
That's pretty cool.
It's an institution, a big one.
You're going to get a lot of shit for that.
Breaking up the royal family?
She tried to do it, and they loved her for it.
But then, what's this other chick?
Harry.
Harry and Meghan.
They do it, and everyone hates her for it.
Because she's black.
And he's a simp.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, it's a shame, bro.
Royal simp? Yeah, he closes true. Yeah, it's a shame, bro. Yeah. Royal simp?
Yeah, he closes all the cabinets, bro.
Yeah.
But they out here getting money.
They are getting money.
So maybe- They have money.
They're the royal family.
That's a good point.
It's either live on an allowance-
No, that's a great point.
It's either live on an allowance and have to do all their rules, or let's go out here
and get our own money and we can be free.
I mean, what are the rules out?
Like, walk down the street once a year?
Nah, she's not allowed.
She's not allowed to, like, speak out.
Like, they have to wear a muffler or shit.
There's like a nail color you're not allowed to have.
Like, not that that's a big deal, but they get that exact with rules.
Maybe they have a good point.
That rule in and of itself, who gives a fuck?
But there's so many rules.
They get all the way down to, like, you're not allowed to have this nail color or this nail type or some shit.
And you have to represent the family and go to, like, all these banquets of people they don't even care about and shit like that like they have roles and shit that
they got to do they're like yo fuck that let's just get out here we can live free say whatever
the fuck we want and make our own money but also i respect that yeah low-key i respect that fuck
the rules man yeah there is nothing that's more valuable than freedom. Facts. No, that is 100%. Are they still the king and queen?
What are they?
Say what?
The royal, whatever they are.
But since they're stepping out,
is someone else coming in?
No.
No, they don't recruit.
Oh.
They just like lose their place in line.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was dumb low in line.
He wasn't going to be king anyway.
Yeah.
So there's no chance for him to be king really unless
his brother got murked yeah okay yeah so i think that i like the move the freedom bro there's no
fucking price on that whatsoever i think if he was the oldest they ain't leaving because as soon as
grandma got died at some point and then dad gonna die and then we're king of fucking england yeah
but this kid is gonna be prince she's to be prince forever. She is holding on.
She's not going, man.
I don't think so. She might be one of them lizard people.
Would you want to be king of England?
There's no responsibility.
You just are king.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I would rather the responsibility.
Give me the responsibility.
If I got to do all this other fuck shit,
like not wear a certain color jacket and put a fucking bonnet in my wife's head every
time we go to this event and you wear those stupid hats and shit like if i gotta do all this nonsense
i want some responsibility i bet there's a lot more show pony i bet there's a lot more rules for
the women and the men i bet dudes be doing like i'm the king what you really finna tell me i think
they could tell you a lot if there's all these rules. Yeah, but I'm king. Well, then king it up a little bit.
Have you seen them king it up?
There's no king yet.
It's the queen.
So she can follow all the rules.
You know what I mean?
But the king?
He ain't give a fuck.
I'm just saying, though.
You're not telling me nothing, bro.
I need responsibility, bro.
Don't give me all these rules without responsibility.
So would you rather be like king of England or like king of Saudi Arabia or some shit?
President of the United States of America 2032.
Ooh.
King of Saudi Arabia. Yeah.. President of the United States of America, 2032. Ooh. King of Saudi Arabia.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's lit.
100%.
You do whatever the fuck you please.
Whatever you want, bro.
Yeah.
Let's go.
A journalist writes some fuck shit about you?
Click, click.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bad viral.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Think about that shit.
A couple of journalists would be gone that we know.
Gone. Gone. Gone. yeah think about that shit couple journalists would be gone that we know gone gone i'm just saying dude that is a little bit more enticing to me yeah than being king of england like what's the what are you doing you're not even doing like i imagine like the royal family
in england back in the day was very valuable and helpful to the people you know they probably were
part of like uh you know movements to maybe liberate and empower them in some ways you know they probably were part of like uh you know movements to maybe liberate and empower
them in some ways you know i know they try to stay apolitical but sometimes like the royal family i
think like during the franco era in spain was was crucial in like getting spain out of this
sort of like a tyrannical like fascist regime i'm pretty sure and um so they're like beloved
in that way but now you can't even do
that shit man fuck that yeah it's not worth it yeah why would you i think king is great can you
do whatever the fuck you want to you're not telling me nothing oh there's rules from other kings all
right well i'm the new king let's assume you do have to play by those rules then it might be a
little restrictive but what could a king easier for him because he's religious.
Ah, so you already play by rules.
Interesting, perhaps.
What does a king do that a rich person
in America couldn't do?
Yeah.
Nothing, right?
Yeah, you can't speak out.
You're not even the richest.
No, you can't speak out.
Bro, you're not even the richest person in your country.
J.K. Rowling got more money than you.
Yeah, it's just embarrassing, bro.
Think about that shit.
But I mean, the heads aren't always the richest.
The president is the richest.
Yeah, but if you're the king, you're supposed to be like that monarch, bro.
Yeah, but we're talking about kings.
We're not talking about president.
Like, if you're king forever, you got to have it, bro.
You got to have it ready to go at any point in time.
You can't have this little writer chick
You know shitting on you
Stunting
Buying your house
She might just buy your house
Nah nah nah
She could film a movie in there easy though
Easy? I'm just saying
It just seems to me
It's like a shitty job
It's a shitty job
Being king of England
I don't blame this chick for breaking away from the family It's like a shitty job. It's a shitty job. Being king of England?
Would anybody really want?
I don't blame this chick for breaking away from the family.
It makes perfect sense.
I don't blame Diana.
I don't blame none of them.
What a fucking idiot.
And I see why they want to.
It makes perfect sense.
Why would anybody still want to do it?
They don't need a king.
England doesn't need a king.
Nobody in that family needs to do it.
And if anyone saw the princess diaries, you could see how strict it is.
Exactly.
It's like getting chosen.
Boyfriend probably watching that shit right now.
Your boyfriend?
Wow.
Yo, it's jokes.
It's jokes.
I love your boyfriend.
You know it's jokes, bro. Yo, but we were talking about the fight party, but didn't discuss any of the fights.
Oh, yeah.
We got to talk about the fight.
Guys, very good news.
Very good news and very exciting news.
We're coming back to stand-up, baby.
That's right.
We are coming back.
We just booked a bunch of shows right now.
We have two up on the websites.
Right now, there's Salt Lake City.
We're going to come back to Salt Lake City.
All those shows are sold out immediately. I don't know how the fuck that happened, because we didn't even talk about them, but's Salt Lake City. We're going to come back to Salt Lake City. All those shows are sold out immediately.
I don't know how the fuck that happened because we didn't even talk about them,
but that is very exciting.
And then we're also coming to Columbus, and that will be March,
I believe it's 12th and 13th, March 12th and 13th.
So we'll be there.
Get those tickets while they're still available.
Those are going to go very quickly.
Guys, we're very excited.
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that shit was sad twice
that was so, I was happy
and his face was so
priceless
your mouth was open for at least
at least 10 minutes honestly I couldn't believe it.
Let's really talk about it.
Conor McGregor,
I don't think Conor McGregor
wants it anymore.
I think it's over.
And I think if he has
to fight elite competition
or
people who are hungry,
he will lose continually
because he's not going to dig deep anymore to do it.
And why should he?
He has $100 million.
Anybody with that type of money shouldn't be fighting.
You have to be literally crazy.
You have to have a psychotic desire for attention
to be worth $100 million and want to continue fighting.
Floyd Mayweather has that.
He's also the most skilled athlete that we've ever seen
in terms of their discipline. So he can get away with it. But like once you have a hundred million
dollars, the drive to fight, to put yourself at risk when you have a beautiful family at home,
a wife, a lifestyle. You did everything you ever wanted to do. You've accomplished everything you
ever wanted. The only reason you have to continue fighting is because you are addicted to the
attention and i don't know if mayweather or not maybe i don't know if mcgregor is mayweather yes
but i don't think mcgregor is i i truly don't think he is i think he's a little bit more
self-actualized than mayweather and i think he likes the attention don't get me wrong
but even in the way that he was like talking to Dustin he almost like liked him he was almost like happy for Dustin's victory
was a different Connor it seemed like yeah friendly yeah whatever you should be friendly
when you're worth 100 million dollars you should want Dustin's uh hot sauce business to be
successful you should think Dustin is a good family man and like uh has this charity that's
really trying to help disenfranchised people.
You should want that.
When you have all that money, you should want to help people.
But you shouldn't be in the business of knocking them unconscious.
You need to be hungry.
You need to be starving.
Dustin is fine financially, I assume, but he's starving.
When you saw him in there, that was a starving fucking dog.
Apparently, he said some shit after
the fight like, I don't even want to
fight anymore. But I'm damn good at it. I'm just so fucking good
at it. Yeah, I'm a dog. He's a fucking
dog. And he could say that he doesn't
like it. I think what he didn't like, and he
kind of expounded on that a little bit, he said
he didn't like the two weeks of quarantine
in the hotel. I think McGregor was
brilliant just renting the yacht because now
you're not locked in a fucking hotel room
for two weeks.
You're like enjoying
this massive yacht
that he's staying out
that was right in front
of what looked like the facility.
So you're basically outside.
You're hanging out.
You're doing whatever you want to do.
You're not in a hotel room
like Dustin was.
And it has a fire flex too.
You're walking up to the venue
and you see this massive yacht
and you're like,
oh fuck.
Also imagine it's right outside
the window from Dustin.
Yeah, I got to fight that guy.
You got to fight that one.
But you know what? That's motivation for Dustin. Yeah, that's what fight that guy. You got to fight that guy. But you know what?
That's motivation for Dustin.
Yeah, that's what I would think.
I would think it's like, I'm going to fuck this guy up.
Bro, listen, Dustin is no slouch.
Don't get me wrong.
But Connor, I truly think you reach some sort of financial threshold where it is not worth it.
You get punched in the face a few times when you have $100 million, and you're like, what am I doing?
I want to remember what my kids tell me.
I want to remember it. He tell me i want to remember it he might not have
saturday real talk i mean there will there will come a time if football continues to grow in
popularity and they start making more and more and more money where you will see football players
and it's already started to happen but you will see more and more football players retire right
now it's hard for them to accumulate that type of fuck you wealth in in a short span especially uh
you know certain positions
that don't get paid really that much.
Like what is the top lineman getting paid?
70 for like six years or whatever.
So it's really good money, don't get me wrong,
but you got to put your body through punishment
for six years.
And once they start making that fuck you money,
you're going to see short careers, man, in and out.
This is not worth it.
I'm telling you, man, it is is you can't be worth that amount of money and still maintain your success level unless you have a
serious addiction to attention i agree with you something in connor has definitely changed
like um he used to be the king of the trolling shit. Yeah. Like, he should be eating away at this whole Logan Paul situation.
Like, they could have been going back and forth.
Jake Paul.
Jake Paul, whatever, and make the shit super interesting.
But you can tell his responses to those videos were, oh, here's a video of me with my kid and me with my family.
Like, you see what matters to him now?
And when he was in that ring, like, I told Akash this right in the beginning of the fight.
I was like, yo, he's not fighting with confidence yeah he's not fighting where it's like he knows
he can level a motherfucker out with his jab like he was fighting a little skit and it's like it's
not the same guy anymore it's not the same guy and i'll be honest i don't think he's as dominant
at this weight class i think that he is his competitive advantage is 145 pounds.
He is incredibly powerful at 145 pounds.
Cannot take his punch at 145 pounds.
At 155, guys start being able to take his punch, especially the bigger 155 pounders.
And he doesn't have the gas tank to go long enough to get that decision.
So his competitive advantage was lights out.
You're going to sleep.
He sleeps guys at 145 no problem.
Smaller 155ers, maybe he sleeps them.
But if he even tried to go up to 170, you're not asleep.
Look what he did to Nate Diaz.
Now, he has an amazing chin.
He knocks him down a bunch, but you're not putting him to sleep it's not lights out
he's 155 to 170 but nate will fight comfortably at 170 he's a big 155 okay right so now he doesn't
have this competitive advantage and he doesn't have the cardio to take him into those later rounds
and then seeing what happened with dustin like he landed a couple shots i think he
had dustin hurt once but he didn't realize it yeah there was a time we had to hurt he had a left that
hit him good and i think dustin even said afterwards he hit me with one shot that was
hard and if he followed up i could have been in trouble but i just don't think he fucking needs
it anymore yeah and people talk about the lower leg kick which seems to be a uh a trend now in
mma i don't know if you realize.
I saw it with Izzy.
Yeah, Izzy did it against Paolo Costa.
Even before that, Izzy's teammate with Romero.
Yep, the thigh.
But Izzy's teammate, Volkanovski, did it against Max Holloway in their first fight and really stopped Max Holloway.
And it's a way to mitigate boxers and guys who come straight forward right because in order to come straight forward you got to put a little
pressure on that front leg yeah if they're sitting down on that front leg they can't check it yeah
as easy especially guys who have a really good jab you're stomping that jab and if you're fucking
cracking away dustin uh uh poirier said it as well but uh justin gaethje said it when he was
fighting khabib he goes if i had him almost
hurt and out of here you're like what what are you talking about but what he's referring to is those
leg kicks if you land a few leg kicks gaethje said is like if i land four or five leg kicks
you can't move yeah especially if you're a ground guy yeah like it's hard to go and like take shots
and get takedowns if your legs are if you can't jump off that leg or lunge off that leg.
That was my question is how do you defend against it?
Yeah.
I mean, that's what everybody's saying.
Oh, the leg kick?
Yeah.
What you do is, it's still painful.
Instead of letting him kick you on the muscular part of your calf,
you check what are called check the kick.
So you turn your foot out so it goes shin on shin.
And both of you hit each other's
shins and you're both like fuck yeah i don't want to go twice if that happens twice 100
and he might be like i'm gonna do that again 100 100 and i think i'm in my memory i'm thinking
back izzy will do that yeah he'll turn it out when we would when we would like uh you know
like you know your fake um box with your friends not hitting in the face but remember you do like
body shots or like shoulder shots you ever like do that with your buddies uh what i would do sometimes is i would uh stick an
elbow out right we're not punching the face but i just go like this with my elbow if anybody's
watching video you can probably see it and all it takes is your buddy punching you in your elbow
once you're just punching bone before they start realizing oh i don't want to yeah that's not fun
that's not fun at all i need to be i. I'm not throwing hard punches. It could really hurt my hand.
Same effect can happen with the checks.
So, Conor can regroup and he can learn how to check a kick better, right?
Okay.
I just don't think it's worth it for him.
I was hoping he would do well because it would be cool to see happy Conor fighting well.
But, yeah, as soon as I saw he's all happy, you're like, yo, I don't think he's going to be good.
Bro, he's not insecure enough.
What do you mean?
He is too confident in who he is as a person and a man.
He has the confidence to exist.
He said in the press conference, there's a really interesting point where he goes,
the weird part is, you know, I know I lost, but I'm not that upset about it.
I got to think about this.
It's really like a throwaway line.
And to me, that was the most important line of the whole post-fight presser.
He wasn't that upset about the loss.
He didn't need the victory in order to validate who he is as a man.
He's validated through business.
He's validated through families, validated through these other things.
He didn't need the fight.
There's a time where the fight was all he had.
Yeah, he had to fight to get out.
Now he's out.
Now he's out.
But not only did he have to fight to get out,
like fighting was his identity, right?
That was the only thing that people appreciated him for.
When you build a $100 million business out of alcohol,
people can go, oh, I really appreciate this guy as a businessman.
Yeah.
And maybe he has these other endeavors that he's starting to do.
When he makes sure that this gym doesn't close in Ireland, he just paid off their debt because
they were really struggling because of COVID.
And people go, oh my God, what an amazing person just come in the last minute and save
it.
People go, wow, you're a really sweet guy.
And he goes, yeah, I am a pretty sweet guy.
I don't need to kill people or punch them in the face until they're unconscious
in order to feel validated.
Yeah, I think he realized that after his loss against Khabib
is that he loses and goes, oh, there's life after this.
Yes.
I like my legacy.
People still love me.
I still walk around the street and shut down the mall.
I'm so famous.
Like, I think he realized,
I think like the perception is, oh, if I lose this,
I'm no longer the best fighter. Like my life is over. And then he realized, oh, the perception is oh if i lose this i'm no longer the
best fighter like my life is over and then he realized oh life is great life is still great
i'm still uh sorry to interrupt but the uh uh and it was a little different than the the diaz fight
because i think in the diaz fight he truly felt that he could beat uh nate diaz he truly felt that he could beat Nate Diaz. He truly felt like he could.
He's like, eh, he tapped me out.
I got tired.
That's on me.
I, to this day, do not believe that he believes he can beat Khabib.
And there is a difference there, right?
He knows.
Khabib got him.
Khabib's better.
Like, he's just better.
And you can accept that.
Yeah, he watched Khabib fight everyone.
He watched Khabib fight Justin.
He was like, yeah, I don't want this. Even, I don't know don't know even i don't want this i just lost to somebody better i can't
i can live with that weirdly yeah this guy's just better like there's nothing i could have done
if you if the nate ds fight went the way andrew's saying it's like bro i could have fucking got him
that's gonna eat away at you and he's like there's no way i could have got him he's just better what
can you do yeah it's interesting because he what he was basically saying that he wasn't that angry but he lost at least 100 million dollars when he
lost that fight yep this is the crazy thing so i have on like pretty good you know i trust worthy
information that he was going to fight pacquiao but that that was locked in but he has to win
this fight in order to build up the interest to to fight pacquiao
that pacquiao fight is worth tens of millions of dollars yeah because if he beats pacquiao he gets
the welterweight belt it would be for a championship pacquiao has a belt he beat keith
thurman i think he's just been inactive so imagine mcgregor crosses sports somehow man's to squeak out a decision over an
aging pacquiao forget it you're the biggest fight you're the biggest fighter in history yeah he's
back on top khabib thing doesn't even matter who cares about khabib when you come back now you have
a fight with khabib that's going to be worth crazy and khabib probably would come back for that
yeah right not only that you take the jake paul fight i heard there was serious consideration really yeah so that's a
50 million dollar fight as well minimum it's probably more once you're the welterweight champion
right now there's going to be significantly less interest probably because if he beats an actual
boxer then who cares about jake paul
fighting him right but dude this guy lost at least 100 million maybe more 150 yeah i mean it's like
it's uh you're like who wants to be a millionaire you know what i mean like he was like three
questions away from being fucking massive yeah but it's like who wants to be a millionaire if
a millionaire sitting in the chair you know what i'm saying so and and what you said right there
is the reason why he's not that bummed and and what you said right there is the reason
why he's not that bummed and that tells you everything he's bummed because he knows he's
gonna have to take the licks on the internet i imagine yeah and again this is me speculating i
don't fucking know connor but like it just seems to me and i'm kind of happy about it that the guy
is good with his life it's an ego blow and ego is born out of insecurity and if you were secure
and you're confident yeah it only hurts so much.
You know, I was also thinking when you brought up how much you made off Proper 12.
He made $100 million advertising.
Go on making appearances.
Body took no real punishment except fucking landing a plane.
He really enjoyed it probably.
His ears popping.
He was meeting people.
$100 million.
So you described he lost $100 million.
But think of the abuse he has to take for
100 million yeah he's looking at his daughter like i'm gonna take that many shots in the head
boxing especially yeah boxing is fucking devastating bang bang but i got a daughter i for
the same amount of money i've already got fuck you money i'm already good forever and i i got a
liquor brand that made me this money no physical exertion yeah and he's mad emotional too now like
in the press conference like someone asked him a question it was like a real like complimentary like kind of like just like stroking question
but it was like you know you're taking the loss so well like you must be like you know you're
trying to create an example for your children blah blah blah just like really buttering up
buttering him up about his kids and he was like wow like you're really making me well up right
now like he like paused because he's gonna start crying daughter can change you more if you're like
a guy like that than anything yeah like but he's like tapped in like emotionally now like like i thought the
family shit was just kind of like yeah and playing it up but i think he's really about it i yeah i
think that connor's a really sophisticated guy and i think that part of the reason why we're so
drawn to him is because he is really attached to like who he is as a man and i think
that loss to khabib like recognizing that he's not good enough to beat khabib he had to eat that
he had to stomach that he didn't have to stomach nick or i mean nate because he knew he could but
he had to accept that there was somebody he was not going to be able to beat and then when he did
that he accepted himself and all
the great things that he has and that was the worst thing for him yeah the worst thing for a
fighter is going i'm good enough the worst thing for any creative is i'm good enough yeah you know
it's just a tricky thing yeah it's hard when you achieve something that you really want and you're
searching for the next achievement, right?
It's fucking – it can be depressing.
Sometimes you move everyone to Florida.
Do you know what I mean?
No, but in all seriousness, like – No, but in all seriousness, we're going to Florida.
We're going to Florida, 100 percent, Miami.
No, but in all seriousness, in his circumstance, I totally understand whether he's better off for it.
He'll have a way better career afterwards.
He won't be one of these guys 50 years old
trying to do comeback fights
and shit.
He won't be fucking the wrestler
or whatever that movie was.
Oh, yeah.
But I also think
there is a maturation economy
that's happened.
Like, there was some thug shit to him.
Didn't he slap an old guy at a bar?
Yeah, he's throwing, like,
the fucking dolly
through the bus window.
I mean, this guy has some
thug shit to him,
but I think once you got money,
you got something to lose, and you got a kid, it's like, bro, I can't. Insecurity, bro. I can thug shit to him, but I think once you got money, you got something to lose.
And you got a kid.
It's like, bro, I can't.
Insecurity, bro.
I can't.
I have to.
Yeah.
And I'm fucking stoked for him.
Yeah.
It's great.
This might not be the best comparison, but I just keep thinking of Charlamagne.
Interesting.
It's kind of like the same kind of transformation he had.
Yeah.
He's like rough around the edges, a little shock jock in the beginning.
And like people loved him for it.
Like we were like glued to everything he was doing. was doing and then has pretty much almost fuck you money and
it's like and he's self-aware he's living for his daughters now it's like he achieved everything
that he wanted to achieve and then after doing that he realized oh shit i still got to work on
myself yeah achieving this alone is not going to make me happy there's more to life there's more
to life and I gotta
fucking work on that in order to
understand who I am. And then you understand who
you are and you're like, oh shit, I get to do
this because I love it, but I don't have to
feed this insatiable beast
inside of me. This insecurity.
Yeah, it's
I don't know. I hope he retires.
You know who he went from?
Charlemagne.
Conor's like Duval now.
Duval is the most confident motherfucker in the world.
Duval don't care.
I'm going to go to the fucking Bermuda right now because I want to.
I can't.
I know I'm good enough.
What are you really going to tell me?
And you look at those guys after when you pull back, you're like, oh, they figured out life.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's true, man.
It's true.
I just hope he doesn't fight anymore. Genuinely. Yeah. Yeah, it's true, man. It's true. I just hope he doesn't fight anymore.
Genuinely.
Same, yeah.
There's no point.
I hope anybody that has that kind of money
doesn't fight anymore.
He could have one more easy money fight.
To your point about losing all the interest
in a Pacquiao fight,
interest is higher in a Jake Paul fight now.
Because you're like, he looks gettable.
Most people are like, he looks gettable.
Jake Paul knocked the fuck out of Nate Robinson.
I think on the back of our mind, we're like, he's going to fuck this guy up.
But on some level, you're like, maybe Jake Paul could get it.
It would just be surreal to watch.
Yeah.
To see them stand together would just be absolutely surreal.
And Jake Paul, he had that fucking troll video where he's just laughing and like, I lowered
the price.
Yeah.
I'll be $150K now.
No, he said $10,000.
Yeah, he said, I'll just give you $10,000.
I'll give you a Bitcoin. He said 10 grand Yeah he said I'll just give you 10 grand I'll give you a bitcoin
For one bitcoin
Take that deal
I mean Jake Paul
To his credit has done an absolutely brilliant
Job of convincing people
That
That people paid
For that fight to see him fight
Yeah
He goes my last pay per view sold 1.5 million it's like yeah that people paid for that fight to see him fight. Yeah. Right?
He goes, my last pay-per-view sold $1.5 million.
It's like, yeah, for Tyson and Roy Jones.
Hilarious.
You're the undercard.
Like, very few.
We literally all bought it for Tyson and Roy Jones. We're like, oh, but this kind of like little.
Nate Robinson's fighting?
Yeah.
We're like, oh, that's kind of cool.
But he ran with that spotlight because he had the knockout.
He had the moment. He had the moment.
He leaned in. He stole the
show without a doubt. But the
reason why people purchased
was not for Jake Paul. If Jake Paul fights
a no-name person,
nobody's buying it. Jake Paul
still needs to fight somebody
with equal or more fame
in order for there to be interest in this
fight, in my opinion.
Some people are saying he's fighting Ben Askren. with equal or more fame in order for there to be interest in this fight. He's going to be the troll.
Some people are saying he's fighting Ben Askren.
Yeah, I saw an announcement for that, and I thought it was confirmed.
Yeah, I don't know if it's real or not, but like April 17th.
But Ben Askren is somebody who will get social media going.
He was the guy who got knocked out in five seconds by Jorge Masvidal,
the flying knee.
But he understands trolling and that kind of stuff.
He also sucks at boxing, so Jake might beat him up like it's
a boxing match
but Ben I guess would be
thinking I'm an athlete I can figure this whole thing
out which I don't think he will
be able to do frankly
and that would be the perfect fight
for Jake 100%
he gets to beat up a real MMA guy
who had tons of
success in mma yeah but isn't good at boxing and it just justifies that he is pretty good at boxing
yeah i mean he's inserted himself in this conversation where i go oh yeah he should
fight conor mcgrider what for no reason for no reason you know i mean like it's literally just
all like smoke and mirrors i'm like oh yeah that should happen to your point conor could make that
money especially if it's going to be boxing ufc this would be boxing i still think connor would win right but yeah i think so but now there's
interest and if he beats ben askren the interest is raised connor could get a lot of money for a
much easier fight and much less abuse yeah losing and weirdly him losing to justin is almost like
wait could jake paul win yeah that's what i'm saying him losing to dustin yeah him losing to
dustin poirier really raises interest in a much easier Jake Paul fight
as opposed to getting fucked up by Manny Pacquiao and abusing each other.
This is an ego question right here.
Coming off a loss like that in devastating fashion
and then taking the fight with Jake Paul,
which is kind of like, I don't know.
Yeah, it's a circus.
Yeah, it's a circus.
It's not an athletic competition.
Yeah, what's less than a circus?
A carnival?
A carnival, yeah.
So taking like a carnival type fight,
doesn't that diminish your stature?
He also has to think about his,
he also has to think about his brand
and his legacy, right?
Like he has companies that are pegged
to his, not success pegged to his not success but
his perception yeah so like proper 12 is pegged to his perception and if he becomes a carnival act
i think proper 12 takes a hit i think these other businesses take it i think it was the
perception of being the tough guy and being mr rowdy like that would be perfect for it
yeah he's he's kind of his carnival-ness
was what drew us to him.
Like, this motherfucker's wild.
The fuck you suit.
The fuck you pinstripes.
Come on.
That's why motherfuckers get in Prop 12
and he was also winning.
So now he needs a win
so motherfuckers still want to drink that.
You want to drink the loser whiskey now?
Yeah, we liked him because he won
but we love him because he's a sideshow.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Okay, maybe.
I guess I just look at it like,
oh, wow, you can't cut it
in the big leagues,
so you're fighting, you know,
a kid who just started boxing
pretty much.
But that's the thing.
The average person,
I don't think,
looks at wins and losses.
You know what I mean?
I think they just look at fighters
and go, what feeling
do they give me?
You know what I mean?
That's a great way of saying it.
I don't know Jorge Masvidal's record,
but every time he fights, I want to watch
because I watched him beat the shit out of Nate Diaz,
or arguably beat Nate Diaz, and then beat Ben Askren.
And I was like, yo, those two fights were so fun.
And you listen to him, he makes you feel something.
See, I think that's less about the fight,
and I think that's more about the personality.
Yes.
Exactly.
Yeah, I think it's like,
and why Jorge so brilliantly marketed himself
like he's really like leaned it the maga thing was weird but i understand he's cuban and like
they have this like super fear of communism socialism etc but like just him leading into
yeah i'm street judas whatever like yeah i used to do these street fights and i remember watching
him as a kid on like youtube you know fighting in the backyard and it really like cemented him as this almost like cartoon character within the
like fight world but he also had these like youtube videos he was a youtuber he is like he
started putting them out vlogs and all that stuff really leaning into his celebrity and he has
massive pay-per-views because of it yeah i think boxing learned that with the 24-7 series they
started investing money in the series beforehand and then the fights were like triple in interest yeah and
people like oh if we can get people to love the man fighting yeah if they're invested in the man
they'll watch the fight exactly and that's really what it is and that's connor and proper proper 12
we are already invested in connor the, so we'll fuck with his whiskey.
And now you kind of like him more because he's like,
this guy's fucking great.
He's all happy.
Life has changed his life.
Went from a thug
to this fucking family guy.
Proper 12.
Let's do it.
Al don't like it, bro.
Nah.
That's all shit.
Al's in a minority
of human beings.
I don't know how I feel about that,
but...
I don't mean it racially.
I just mean like,
Al's got a like, I don't... racially I just mean like Al's gotta like
Nah I'm not with that shit
Anything happy I was like nah come on man I'm not doing it
I was literally at the fight with all these people so happy
Sat there with the fucking mean mug for two hours
Watching the fight
I was having a great time
I was having a great time
That's funny but you guys always say I'm never enthusiastic
Like I was enjoying myself
You have the enthusiasm of Eeyore.
That's what I'm saying.
This guy, it's who he is.
So I don't think most people, I think most people are like, oh, it's cool to see.
Joe Rogan had a post.
I'm genuinely enjoying seeing Conor at these pre-fight events.
Yeah.
It's just cool to see him this happy.
Yeah.
And not, I don't know, he had a whole post about it.
Fuck it.
Fight Jake Paul.
That's what I'm saying.
Knock his ass out, yo.
If he fights Jake Paul, fight nerds are going to go, oh, well, his legacy and blah, blah, blah.
He's not the best.
He's already not the best.
You know what I mean?
Khabib's going to be unstoppable for five more fights.
Khabib exposed.
He's not the best.
We still fuck with Proper 12.
We love him.
He's got to be careful right now because if his people engage in negotiations
with Jake Paul, if they're the ones to reach back out,
Jake might take that and be like, see, this sucker lost,
and now he's begging for a fight
he's so like everything you do with jake you have to be careful because he will find a way to expose
you know yeah it is that's a tricky one right there that's a wild boy he knows what he's doing
he should have took the jake fight before yes i think you just get jake out the way shut him up
he's this annoying youtube kid it's like i don't think it would have hurt his career at all.
It just would have been like, all right, I see why you did it.
Got a quick 50 and then go fight a real fighter.
Honestly, his best hope is Jake says some shit about his family.
Oh, he already did that.
That's where you go like, no, you disrespected my wife.
We got to take this back.
That's when he should have fought him.
That's when he should have fought him.
We don't even need the money.
He should just come up and be like, we don't even need the money.
I'll just fuck you up on site. How about that? Yeah, he's got to. I think he should retire from him. That's when he should have fought him. We don't even need the money. He should just come out and be like, we don't even need the money. I'll just fuck you up on sight.
How about that?
Yeah, he's got to...
I think he should retire from UFC
and then fight Jake Paul.
One fight.
But to your point,
the sideshow...
When you talk about a sideshow fight
fucking up legacies,
you know who should be worried about that?
Floyd.
Floyd has a legacy
as the greatest boxer
potentially of all time.
The best ever.
TBE.
All brand behind it.
Yeah, for whatever reason, I don't find it. TBE. All brand behind it. Yeah.
For whatever reason, I don't find it.
Like, I don't think it affects him.
I think you...
Because he also doesn't call them real fights.
He calls them exhibitions and shit like that.
And there's also no question about his dominance.
Whereas with Conor, there is question now about his dominance.
So that's where I feel more like...
Nothing could affect it.
I'm more inclined with what Mark or Al said said which is we already know he's not the best
okay
so he's taking
now that I'm thinking about it
I think you can just do
whatever you want
collect the check
Khabib takes an exhibition fight
and I'm like
what the fuck are you doing
that's weird
you're supposed to be the best
you're above this
you're so good
why are you doing this
Conor is no longer above this
correct
now if
yeah
now if Conor goes into a fight
with J Paul
and doesn't shit talk
he doesn't have great banter
leading up
he like looks weak in the ring then I think his legacy is tarnished yeah like goes into a fight with jay paul and doesn't shit talk he doesn't have great banter leading up he
like looks weak in the ring then i think his legacy is tarnished yeah like but as long as
he's like having fun and everyone's having fun with him leading up to the fight and just like
talking mad shit yeah it's a great time like even if he loses like miraculously i think people still
this is actually really good because connor's jujitsu trainer is this guy named Dylan Dannis, right?
Who's like an unbelievable.
He's the guy that Jake Paul threw the stuff at him on the street in L.A. from the truck.
Do you remember this?
While he was doing food truck diaries with Brennan Shaw.
So Dylan is like a masterful jujitsu guy, right?
He's fighting in Bellator,
which is like the lower leagues of UFC essentially.
And Dylan and Jake Paul beef.
And Dylan has all the dirt on Jake.
So it's not like,
it's not like Connor needs to start researching this figure because the
reality is Connor has no fucking clue who Jake Paul is, right?
He's just old.
Just like I had no clue who Jake Paul is.
Jake Paul is one of the most famous people on the planet.
I didn't know where he was from.
I heard the name, but I didn't know.
I'm too old to know Jake Paul is someone relevant in my world, right?
But if you were probably your age, there's no question.
Right.
Like Jake Paul is famous as fuck.
Right.
And you know where he's from
and all this stuff.
Al, did you know?
Son,
five people would say
Nate Robinson
made Jake Paul famous.
Yeah, 100%.
100%.
We've never heard the name
until that day.
And you,
you're my age.
I didn't know who the fuck he was.
No clue.
So there is a generational gap here.
So now Connor's like, do I have to research this fucking kid?
Do I have to start watching YouTube videos?
Do I have to know what the fuck this guy is?
Connor didn't have to do that with Mayweather.
He's been following Mayweather as long as Mayweather's been around.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So he is at a disadvantage.
It's almost like, you know, like if you're doing a roast with somebody, the lesser known person is the one with the advantage.
They usually win.
They got all the dirt. They got all the dirt.
They have all the dirt.
The more famous person has one joke.
I don't know who the fuck you are. That's it.
Done. What else do you have? Now you still don't know and there's 10 more jokes. Because the audience isn't
going to know either.
I think that he's in a great situation because
Dylan's just going to be like, oh yeah, here's all the fuck shit
on Jake Paul. He's probably been collecting that.
Here's all the fuck shit. You go have fun with's probably been collecting that right here's all the fuck shit you go have fun with that yep i mean i've yeah i'm with it
you guys are right i think that's the next thing you retire from the ufc this isn't any fun anymore
and in the retirement announcement you say that you are going to beat the shit out of jake paul
one more time let jake get all that fucking money he deserves it he built that fucking fight
you can't give him pennies either. He deserves money for this fight.
He kicks in.
I think you get
Connor kills it.
And there it is.
You make one more big fucking check.
Done. What else you got to do?
Right?
I don't even know if he needs this big check.
But yeah, you're good.
Just to beat the shit out of this guy.
And that's good. And yeah, you're good. But for fun. Yeah, just to beat the shit out of this guy. And that's good.
And if Jake wins, shit.
And if Jake beats this-
Shit.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a problem.
But if Jake beats this guy in April, which you're saying he probably will, now there's
actual interest.
Yeah.
Yo, this guy's beating up UFC guys.
Conor's not the same Conor.
Yeah.
And you, a trained fighter, like a fight knowledgeable person will say, yeah, but this guy sucks
at boxing. Conor can actually box great head movement. I don't know what that means. Yeah. I'm like, no, he, like a fight knowledgeable person, will say, yeah, but this guy sucks at boxing.
Conor can actually box great head movement.
I don't know what that means.
I'm going to be like, no, he beat up a UFC guy.
So this is another UFC guy who's not as good as he used to be.
Yes.
This would be a great fight.
Yes.
100%.
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All right.
We're talking about people whose legacies have been tarnished.
I think it's time to talk about the GOAT and Bill Belichick.
Has anybody's stock dropped
faster this year than Bill Belichick?
No, sir.
It's unbelievable. He's like an unhappy
Conor McGregor.
He's still miserable, and you lose him.
Look, I don't even know if he's miserable or not,
but I know that the way that he's perceived
is no longer this super genius.
There was time,
I think there was a legitimate time where people assumed, the majority of people assumed,
that Belichick was more responsible for the Patriots' success than Brady.
Tom Brady is a system quarterback, was the line.
You used to hear that all the time.
And still great, right?
Yeah.
You'd be like, he's still amazing.
He's still clutch.
He's still going to make all these throws.
He's going to make sure that people, he's going to throw people open, as you often say.
He's still incredible, but he's incredible within this Belichick system.
And if you took him out, he might not be as incredible.
I think that was the feeling, right?
At least around like casuals.
A lot of, and a lot of people who hated Brady would be like, he's fine.
He's above average, but Belichick is the genius.
He's a machine. You take any part of that machine but Belichick is the genius. He's a machine.
You take any part of that machine, Belichick just replaces him and they keep winning.
I'm 100% on board with that sentiment
until the Falcons game.
The Super Bowl?
Yeah. I think that comeback
switched
it for a bunch of people where they're like,
okay, maybe within the system
he's amazing, but he's still special.
You can't throw anybody in there.
He did something special.
The year they got Randy Moss was the year I was like, oh, this motherfucker is incredible.
He threw like 50 touchdowns, and it was just unreal what he was doing.
And then I was like, oh, there used to always be a Peyton Manning and Tom Brady comparison.
But Manning would have a huge—they would build the entire team around Manning the Colts so he would put up crazy numbers Marvin Harrison Reggie Wayne
Dallas Clark was a good tight like they always had weapons Brady throwing a fucking Troy Brown
who's like my height basically you know what I mean then when Brady got Moss he went nuts and I
was like oh this guy is special every bit the quarterback Peyton Manning is but he lets Belichick
coach so he can win okay so, so here's the question.
Obviously, now Brady is going to his, what, 10th Super Bowl?
10th Super Bowl is crazy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Fucking nuts.
It's truly unbelievable.
But here's the question.
There's a couple questions, but here's the question.
Would he be more successful if he didn't have Belichick?
Has Brady been held back by Belichick?
Brady goes to play for the Bucs.
Yes.
Right?
Goes to play for a coach.
Was it Bruce Arians?
He's good.
Not that successful.
He's good, and that's it.
Fine.
He's good.
Fine.
He's no offensive fucking genius.
Nope.
Right?
He's no, I mean, I don't know how we look at Sean McVay now, but people were telling
He's not McVay. He's not. He's not Shanahan. Kyle Shanahan. Yeah, he's none of these guys. He's no, I mean, I don't know how we look at Sean McVay now, but people were telling us.
He's not McVay.
He's not.
He's not Shanahan, Kyle Shanahan.
Yeah, he's none of these guys.
He's not an offensive genius.
Their defense, solid.
Fine.
Now, don't get me offensively.
They've got weapons.
Yeah.
You cannot deny that they have weapons, right?
Receiving core is pretty impressive.
Yep.
Right?
You have Evans.
You have, well, Antonio Brown's not going to play,
but still,
Brown came at the end of the season.
This Goodwin guy's been balling.
This Goodwin's good.
This little fucking white boy
can run his ass off.
Miller?
How happy was he
when Tom Brady came there?
Unbelievable.
Tom Brady going to the Bucs
was the best for this
fucking Miller kid.
He was just like,
that's it.
I'm a short white guy?
I'm his little white guy.
Done.
I'm going to the Pro Bowl.
Let's go.
So it's like,
and then,
I mean,
when Leonard Fournette is your backup running back,
you know that you're in a pretty good situation.
So it's not to say he has no weapons.
That being said, you walk to the Super Bowl,
and it's not like there was that much adversity.
We didn't even mention Gronk and then the other guy, the other tight end.
Well, a lot of these people, O.J. Howard, a lot of these people came for Brady.
For Brady.
Fournette, Gronk.
Yep.
I guess those are the only two, but those are two pretty good players.
For sure.
For sure.
And it's reasonable.
Antonio Brown.
Antonio Brown.
Antonio Brown.
And I'm sure there's other guys, too.
I'm sure there's position players that we don't know about, but really we're like, I
will take less to play with this guy because he's going to take us to the promised land.
When you see him do this at 43.
Yeah.
Okay?
43 years old even if they don't win this if they if they do win the super bowl we need another term that's more than goat yes because
goat is being used oh he's the best athlete ever he's jordan is done it's so weird to use the word
athlete with a guy who is not athletic at all yeah but best sportsman best something right we have to
do it there's gonna be another last dance that comes out about why he's better than,
why Jordan is better than Tom Brady.
He's going to need to go into marketing
overdrive. But
you have this situation where
I wonder if Belichick
held him back. If this
strict Patriot way
thing that he was doing. The system that he was in.
The system. Maybe it held him back.
Maybe that the way that he was doing. The system that he was in. The system. Maybe it held him back. Maybe that the way
that he was spending money that
we thought was so brilliant. He's under
paying Brady and really investing
in the defense and cornerbacks and
all this kind of shit. Maybe, obviously
the offensive line, he needs offensive line, but even you
told me that the Bucs offensive line isn't amazing.
Nope. They put more emphasis on
it when they got Brady, but it's not a fucking
fantastic line. But you know what happens?
When you're an offensive lineman and your blocking matters, when you know your quarterback
will hit the spot if he has the opportunity.
I'm motivated.
I'm motivated.
I trust the guy behind me.
I trust the guy behind me.
It's easy to block for Brady.
It's easy to block for Mahomes.
It's not easy to block for fucking Sam Darnold.
Yeah, I don't know what this guy is going to do.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to –
You're seeing ghosts.
I'm good.
You're seeing ghosts, exactly.
Who is he saying that about?
One Belichick.
It was Belichick.
They were playing the Patriots.
It was playing the Patriots, right?
I'm seeing ghosts.
So it was like –
I'm just saying like when you're an offensive lineman
and you know every time you bang your head,
you're going to forget your daughter's name 10 years from now. Every time you bang your head, you're going to forget your daughter's name 10 years.
Right.
From now, like every time you bang your head, you're like, oh, I really love my daughter.
I'm going to forget her name.
I just lost the fact.
I just lost the fact.
I lost a piano recital.
You know, I lost a volleyball game.
I lost something every time.
And for this guy to fucking throw interceptions, fuck him.
Yep.
Fuck him.
Yep.
Okay.
I'm telling you, when you're doing that for a super bowl it's going to change
your daughter's life yeah when you're going to get that big contract extension because of how good
tom brady makes you look yep don't get it wrong you make him look good too but that extra effort
means two three four five million more dollars you might make on the next contract isn't that
motivation 100 i'm starting to wonder if the patriot, and we're going to see over the next five years,
maybe over the next decade,
if the Patriot way actually hurt Tom Brady.
This is the most motivated Belichick we'll ever see.
But to your point, we used to always say Tom Brady's lucky to have Bill Belichick.
We didn't often say Bill Belichick is lucky to have Tom Brady.
He might be a guy.
Some coaches just don't really value the quarterback position,
and he might have enough ego to say,
I don't need a great quarterback.
I don't need to spend all this money on a great quarterback.
I will coach up everything else and we'll be great.
He might have lucked into the greatest quarterback ever in the sixth round,
so he never had to worry about quarterback.
And a guy who would take less money to help the team win.
Tom Brady's a fucking unicorn, man.
All right, pay me less.
I'll make my money elsewhere.
I'll get a million-dollar PPP loan. Who cares? Let's just win. I don't give a fuck.
Belichick might've been super lucky getting Brady because since then,
Cam Newton, they just got like at the end of the off season. He was like, whatever,
we'll plug in anybody. Jimmy Garoppolo, he believed in a ton. Maybe he could have made
Jimmy Garoppolo great. Or maybe he was just like, nah, it's my guy and I don't really care about a
great quarterback, but it's hard to win without a great quarterback. Do you have any question that
Tom Brady would have been a great quarterback no matter where he went? No question. He would
have been great anywhere. Anywhere. He was great in Michigan. He won at Michigan, but they were so
excited about this hype recruit they got, Drew Henson, I think, because my Peter, both his parents
went to Michigan. He went to Michigan fanatic. So he knows all the history.
Brady was great, but they were like, no, we got this hot recruit.
We got to start him.
And that's how Brady basically didn't get love walking out of Michigan.
But he was good in Michigan.
He won all the time.
And then he locked into something else.
And maybe Belichick had something to do with that.
But now he's like the most focused.
Got eaten avocado ice cream, whatever the fuck else to not, to well as he can. He's got this whole system.
I'm just saying.
I don't know if you could say that Belichick
held Brady back because of the wins.
So you can take Aaron Rodgers, for example,
who's fucking MVP this season
and doesn't have the wins
because he didn't have the correct system.
I think he would win less Super Bowls without Belichick,
but he would still be great, and he might still be the GOAT.
If Aaron Rodgers had a Belichick, we'd be saying this exact same thing.
Oh, yeah. Great point.
That's the thing.
When you win less, it's actually better for your legacy in a way,
especially as a quarterback, because it seems like you did it all on your own.
When you are dominant as a franchise in a team-based sport like football
where it appears as if one player doesn't really have that much
of a difference-making factor for a team,
you naturally lean into the coaching.
Like Patrick Mahomes is doing things that are so out of this world
that you're like, you've got to credit him.
But also there are people that go.
Andy Reid.
Andy Reid, offensive genius.
He's finding ways to unearth things that you never knew.
Nobody looked at Patrick Mahomes in college like this.
Yep.
Right?
I mean, he was highly touted, but not like this.
Everybody's like, yeah, he's super raw.
Some people believe.
Most people are like, eh, that system.
Texas Tech system.
You just throw all over the place.
Who cares?
It's hard for us to believe because generally speaking, there is not one person on a football field that's that dominant.
No.
Maybe Tom fucking Brady is.
Maybe he's so dominant that he could have taken Aaron Rodgers Packers to the Super Bowl in one.
He could have taken the Giants to the Super Bowl in one.
He could take the Chiefs to the Super Bowl.
It doesn't matter which fucking team.
Maybe he's that good.
Maybe he's so good that he makes his coach, who is mediocre, look like a genius.
I don't remember the last time the Bucs made the playoffs.
And Bruce Arians is a coach that makes their team better, but only to a point.
I just want to make one point.
If we had no problem saying that Tom Brady was a system quarterback,
we should have no problem now saying that Bill Belichick is a Tom Brady
quarterback.
Tom Brady coach.
Bill Belichick is a Tom Brady coach.
You have never proven to be victorious without Tom Brady.
Yes, you did great when what's his face stepped in.
Matt Castle.
Matt Castle stepped in.
Great for having Matt Castle.
Sure.
Still didn't make the playoffs.
Didn't make the playoffs. Didn't make the playoffs.
I could agree with that.
But by saying held him back, that's.
He's saying statistically Brady would have gone.
Whatever Aaron Rodgers is now.
You say he would have been that.
Maybe one.
No, no.
Maybe.
I'm saying.
I'm saying.
Who knows?
That's what I'm saying.
I think they made a perfect pairing.
Yeah.
And that's true.
They could have been the perfect pairing.
But when I see what he's done with the Buccaneers, who were last year decent.
No, yeah.
They were fine.
They didn't even make the play.
They weren't even close to the playoffs.
But I was shocked.
They were underperforming, right?
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
But like they were.
I want to go.
He took this team, took the fucking Jaguars or some shit like that.
Like it's not far off.
That's the thing.
It's not far off.
I thought Jameis just was so bad.
He was 30 touchdowns and 30 interceptions it was crazy but he wasn't he was just like very hot
and cold he wasn't good fair enough fair enough all i'm saying is like if we had no problem
removing credit from son brady yeah we should have no problem removing credit from bill belichick
seeing what they both did without each other it's not not like they don't have the same salary cap.
It'd be one thing if all of a sudden the Patriots had this salary cap that was reduced by 50%
and now they don't have Tom Brady.
They both had the same amount of money to spend this year, did they not?
I mean, if Bill Belichick can get Tom fucking Brady to take less money on contracts, you
can't get some lineman that you overpaid to do it?
Like all of a sudden-
John Brady leaving frees up a
lot of money i mean not so much because he wasn't like getting crazy right like he was doing you're
still highly paid quarterback you're getting a lot of money so 20 million a year still 20 million
what is this bitch ass excuse that he comes he was oh we sold out remember when he said that we
sold out this year like he said we didn't have enough money essentially to pay it's like what
do you mean now you don't have enough money? Now all of a sudden money is an issue?
Get people to take less money.
You got it with Tom.
Why can't you get the other guys to do it?
You're supposed to be this brilliant coach so you can get people to buy in.
Because he had the unicorn in Tom Brady.
He had the fucking unicorn.
I don't think Bill Belichick is the unique one.
And I'm going to go so far to say he's not winning another ring for the rest of his career.
It would be great to see.
It would.
I don't even know if he'll make the playoffs in the next five years.
That would blow my mind.
That I don't see.
I don't know if he's going to get a ring without Brady anymore.
But now, the thing is, with someone like Bill Belichick,
I actually have, like, empathy for him because how does he know
if he's a genius or not?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, because he's calling plays, and then the plays work.
And he goes, yeah, Tom did a great job with that. But also what I mean? Yeah. Because he's calling plays and then the plays work. And he goes, yeah, Tom
did a great job with that. But also, I called
the play. And he's a defensive...
He breaks quarterbacks. He broke Sam Darnold.
He broke Jared Goff a little bit, I think.
Jared Goff, nobody...
The Rams were so good. Sean McGray was so good.
And in that Super Bowl, he told
his defense, here's what happens with this team.
The quarterback has a headset for the Rams.
They go to the line with one call. look at the formation and before communication with the
coach gets cut off he the coach reads the defense says this is the play you're going with bill
belichick was like all right we have two defenses we have one defense that we show them and then as
soon as the call comes in we switch to another defense right which is fucking amazing right so
he defensively can break you like just but But you can't win without good quarterbacks.
You just can't.
To his credit, though, he might not know if he's a genius or not.
You know what I mean?
No, I understand what he's saying.
It's like when things are successful, you're going to assume that you play some part in that success.
Yeah, you take over a company and you're the CEO and the company's doing amazing.
You're like, am I a genius or did I just happen to be in
have the best product or whatever in my company? You know what I mean? It's hard to not take credit
for success, especially when you are, you know, when the buck stops with you, when your name's
on the plaque, like you're like after 20 years of doing this, you must be like, you're telling Tom
what play. Yeah. Now, granted, every coach who calls a play, if the play is successful, will take credit for that play being successful.
But you still need players to execute said play. But I completely understand him having an ego.
There's no question whatsoever. I wonder how big that ego has dropped or how much that ego has dropped this year.
It'll take a couple of years for it to set in. But. But you know what's interesting is he got success pretty quickly.
And the best thing that happened to the Chiefs
might be Andy Reid not having success with the Eagles.
Now he goes to the Chiefs
and he has this amazing quarterback.
Andy Reid will never think,
this is me, I did this.
He thinks I played a big part in this.
Well, I know who the fucking unicorn is here.
And it's this guy right here.
And so there's not going to be an ego battle.
Mahomes seems like a great guy, but like there's just,ed is never going to be like you're nothing without me so so sorry about sorry but how about this andy reed yeah way better coach
than bill belichick and i'll say this just for this reason andy reed has taken quarterbacks
that were not that good yep and made them incredibly successful within his offense.
We've seen that with Donovan McNabb.
Nick Foles.
Nick Foles.
Alex Smith.
Alex Smith and Michael Vick.
Oh, that's right.
Michael Vick was not a very successful pass-first quarterback.
And then Andy Reid turned him into a quite
successful pass first quarterback.
There's no question that Mike always
had an arm and all that kind of stuff, but he actually
I think
I don't think it's overextended to say
everyone better, right?
Bill Belichick gets
Cam Newton, who isn't
the same Cam Newton he was,
but is coming off a lot of downtime
to let his body recover.
And it's not like he's forgotten how to throw a football.
It's not like, I mean, can you get that much worse at throwing a football?
No.
As long as you're not injured.
Yeah.
He made him worse.
Cam Newton became a worse football player under Bill Belichick.
Fact or fiction?
Well, he at least couldn't fix him.
If he was broken, he's still broken.
You didn't make him better.
Michael Vick was broken and then goes to Andy Reid,
and all of a sudden, this is a deep threat.
Well, he's always a deep threat,
but this is a guy who could carry your fucking team.
He went to the playoffs out of prison.
That's the guy.
Out of prison.
You always say, if you take time off from football.
Yes, yes. You can't come back. It's over. It's too, if you take time off from football. Yes, yes.
You can't come back.
It's over.
It's too fast of a game.
Now, Vic is a freak.
Freak athlete, yes.
But Andy Reid definitely helps.
I know another freak athlete.
Cameron Newton.
You're right.
I'm just saying, you make this quarterback, who is maybe a shell of himself, that's fair,
but worse, undeniably worse under you.
You don't make quarterbacks better as far as we've seen.
Again, Matt Castle is the exception.
But didn't Matt play somewhere else with the Colts or something and do decently?
I think he went to the Chiefs afterward, and I think he sucked.
Okay, fair enough.
He was always bad after that.
There was another, oh, maybe it was Prescott played with the Colts.
Remember they had another Jacoby jacoby brissett
brissett jacoby brissett he did okay when he was fine with the cult with the cult right yeah okay
all i'm just saying is like if we're willing to light up tom brady for years and say he's a system
quarterback he's not that good and say all this shit belichick needs some smoke too if we're
gonna have these hypotheticals you're not wrong i mean if why why are people defending. If we're going to have these hypotheticals. You're not wrong. Why are people defending him?
If we're going to have
hypotheticals,
let's have some real hypotheticals.
Came with the motherfucking goat.
This guy out here
looking pathetic.
He's making quarterbacks stink.
He's a quarterback killer
as far as I'm concerned.
Given this past season,
if you're a quarterback,
you do not want to pay
for Bill Belichick.
This guy will kill you. Bro, he's going to get you murdered. He's going to get you murdered. Bro, if you're a quarterback, you do not want to pay for Bill Belichick. This guy will kill you.
Bro, he's going to get you murdered.
He's going to get you murdered.
Bro, if you're a quarterback and you're at a point in your career where it's teetering,
nobody's picking up Cam Newton.
He ended Cam Newton's career.
Playing for Bill Belichick ended Cam Newton's football career.
He's a backup maybe.
Maybe a backup.
Yeah.
There's not a question in my mind that if Cam Newton played for Andy Reid,
he'd use a contract next year.
Yo, you are absolutely right.
And we all thought Cam Newton going to the Patriots was like,
No, bro.
They're back.
They figured a way.
They're back.
They always do this.
But Belichick's not good enough.
He's not.
Belichick's not good enough.
He's not a good enough coach to extract talent from a player.
What I'm trying to say is imagine Tom Brady had a real coach that could
actually make him better.
Sean Payton, Andy Reid.
Sean Payton, Andy Reid.
Imagine he had a real fucking coach
that improved their quarterback.
This is a no-brainer.
I think more rings. I think Belichick
held Tom Brady back.
Can't we just look at Belichick's
record? I'm trying to find shit about it now.
Losing record without Tom Brady.
He is a defensive genius, but that's only half the game.
But like, because Tom Brady's been playing football for what, like 20 years?
Yeah.
He came in and got Belichick a ring in his first year.
That's what I'm saying.
We could see Tom Brady's record easily,
but like Belichick has existed without Tom for 20 more years.
He carried a mediocre coach to the promised land Tom Brady carried a mediocre coach to the
promised land. He carried a
mediocre coach to the promised land.
And then without that mediocre coach,
that overrated mediocre coach
and his curmudgeon-y attitude,
he was allowed to have a curmudgeon-y attitude.
We're doubling down. Here we go.
Imagine being
a mediocre coach
that is hanging on for dear life.
Hanging on to Tom Brady for dear life.
Like his first baby mama.
Hanging on.
Right?
You Megan Moynihan ass coach.
Megan Moynihan ass coach.
Okay?
What was it?
CSI?
I think so.
Law and Order?
Some shit.
One of them.
Right?
Hanging on for dear fucking life.
Being rude to the media. Wearing a? Some shit. One of them. Right? Hanging on for dear fucking life, being rude to the media, wearing a stupid cutoff fucking
sweatshirt.
We thought that shit was genius.
Oh, look, he doesn't even care about what he wears.
Oh, you going to care now?
You're going to be nice and buttoned up.
You're going to be answering some fucking questions.
You're going into Cam Newton's closet now.
100%.
100%.
All I'm trying to say is, we gave a lot of credit where it was not due.
Tom Brady could maybe
have 10 rings right now
if it wasn't for
Bill Belichick
easily
maybe 20
took the fucking
Buccaneers
remember the last time
the last time the
Buccaneers won a Super Bowl
or even went to the Super Bowl
Warren Sapp was on that team
they haven't won a playoff game
since they won the Super Bowl
2002
holy shit
you know how great
Tom Brady is
he's been to more Super Bowls
than every other team
in the league
including the Patriots unbelievable wow un so funny if the super bowl if he
has a whole game like he played in the second half he might but he got there you're gonna have
to eat all these words and and what's his face didn't even get no no he got i think him getting
there it already solidifies everything he doesn't need to win. If he does win, we need a new word that's not go.
No other quarterback has.
Joe Montana went to the Chiefs, actually,
after he got traded from the Niners and they wanted Steve Young.
He went to the championship game.
Great.
Lost.
Brett Favre with the Vikings.
Championship.
Lost.
Super Bowl never been done.
And he's older than all of them.
43.
43 years old.
Imagine he was 37 and did this.
Imagine Tom was young and did this. Imagine Tom was young and did this.
Forget it.
There's no second half like that.
I mean, the fact that Bill Belichick was underpaying him to ride on his fucking coattails.
It's a travesty.
It's a travesty.
But that's what.
Stephen A. Schultz over here.
This guy is great.
We'll talk.
No, this is interesting.
This is interesting.
This is interesting.
Tom Brady. This is how fucking great Tom Brady is.
He knew that Bill Belichick was so incompetent as a coach
that he wouldn't be able to pick the right players in order to win.
So he took less money to make up for Belichick's incompetence.
Belichick is incompetent.
Every year, Tom Brady comes to camp
and he goes, I'm going to have some targets to throw to.
Five, six Jews.
Edelman pulls up.
What kind of year did Edelman have without Brady?
That's why Edelman was begging Brady to stay.
Edelman knew.
Edelman's a Jew. He knows who the winners are
and where the money is.
He's like, take me to Florida. My whole family's over there.
I belong there.
Oka Raton, please.
All I'm saying is you have to put some respect on Tom,
and you have to put some disrespect on Belichick.
You've been putting disrespect.
A lot of people out here have been putting disrespect on Tom for the last decade.
Yeah.
Now I think Belichick deserves some disrespect.
The motherfucker couldn't even make the playoffs. Bum. You I think Belichick deserves some disrespect. The motherfucker couldn't
even make the playoffs.
Bum.
You weren't even close, dog.
Bum.
And then tried to blame it
on a black man.
Racist.
Can't believe it, yo.
How dare he?
Racist.
Can't believe it, yo.
Just a racist bum.
Yeah, free cam, bro.
Right?
Real talk.
Tom Brady, yo.
The second Donald Trump
loses, all of a sudden
he wanted nothing
to do with him.
Remember when Trump tried to give him the Medal of Freedom? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was of a sudden He wanted nothing to do with him Remember when Trump
Tried to give him
The medal of freedom
Oh yeah yeah yeah
He was like
I don't want to do
Any distractions
Now you want your attention
To your losing ass
That motherfucker
Is a loser
Son you suck yo
You stink
Dude
Bitch ass
Belichick's
Losing fucking ass
Was riding Tom's coattails
And Tom knew it.
And he said, I'm taking this team to Tampa.
Everybody's, all I need is Gronk.
All I need is fucking Gronk.
And I barely need Gronk.
Gronk had one catch yesterday.
But just being there is nice.
I know.
He's so great.
He just wants his homies around with him in Florida.
He's the Andrew Schultz of this shit.
Hey, bro, can you blame him? Who doesn't want the
boys in Florida, bro?
Real talk. Yo, he called
him. He's like, Gronk, where are you? He's like, Northeast. He's like,
that's what you thought. Do you want to be in the Northeast?
He's like, I just signed a lease. Gronk,
shut the fuck up. No one cares
about your lease, you fucking idiot. We're going to
Florida. I'm trying to start this company.
Gronk, shut the fuck up.
Oh, you have a studio, Gronk? Wow. All I'm trying to start this company. Rock, shut the fuck up. Oh, you have a studio, Gronk? Wow.
All I'm saying
is Belichick needs all this
smoke. I don't think he ever wins another
Super Bowl, and I'd be shocked if he makes
a playoffs. I'd be shocked.
So wait, what happens to Tom on
Super Bowl Sunday? What happens?
Let's make some predictions.
He could get a mud hole stomped in his ass, but he got there.
He got there.
It sounds like Tom's pretty good at football. He should get a mud hole stumped in his ass.
But you would be out of your fucking mind.
You would be out of your fucking mind to say that you 100% believe that
knowing it's Tom Brady.
That's true.
Right?
Isn't there like a 5% part of you that's like, he might find a way.
The only reason I don't have faith is because he's going against probably the next go.
Tom Brady.
Yeah, the guy who's perfect and maybe the greatest coach of all time when it's all said
and done because they're just, they're not going to lose.
I don't know ever.
Why would you?
They're incredible.
You know, the only reason Patrick Mahomes has him into three straight Super Bowls
is because of one offsides call against the Patriots.
Tom Brady threw a pick, and then the guy was like barely offsides.
They threw a flag, so the pick went away.
But that pick was going to – you're going to kneel down the game for Kansas City
and then make the Super Bowl.
That's the only reason – and he's only been a quarterback for three years.
So all three years he should have made the Super Bowl.
This guy's perfect.
If he doesn't get injured, he's perfect.
Somebody said that
he hasn't lost a game
by more than one possession
his entire career.
And you have to go back
to like college
to find a game
where he has lost
by more than one possession.
So in other words,
he hasn't lost a game
by more than eight points.
That's un-fucking-believeable.
25 years old.
He's perfect. He's good at everything doesn't
throw picks crazy arm strength make every throw you need to make touch bullet whatever yeah and
athletic smart like every other quarterback has some flaw he doesn't he has no flaws this is how
good that team has been they have outside of superbowls have never gone on the road in the
playoffs they're just always at home. It's amazing.
I don't know, dude.
It is just fucking amazing. It's meant
to be. Super Bowl's in Tampa.
Old goat, new goat. We in Florida.
We're going to tailgate at least. We got to go to the Super Bowl.
No, we're going. Yeah, I mean, you can
go, right? They're going to have some people.
They're trying to give it to frontline
workers. I think they're going to have 20,000 fans.
And I think they're doing COVID sniffing dogs.
What?
This is what Miami Heat are going to do.
100%.
No, this is a real thing.
There's COVID sniffing dogs.
COVID sniffing dogs.
So the Miami Heat are going to allow limited attendance at their games.
You can bring it up right now.
And they're going to use COVID sniffing dogs.
That's unbelievable.
100%.
And this explains why it got out of control in Wuhan.
Yeah, you know.
What happened to all those dogs?
Is it true, though?
Yeah, the Heat are going to do that.
That's the first place it's being done.
Let's see how that goes.
Yeah, we'll see.
But I imagine they're going to do it.
No, Florida, very progressive government, man.
I really like the way they're handling this pandemic.
They figured out the most people have been vaccinated in Floridaida so far of all the states except for a couple new
york yeah i think new york's first but i think florida is the coming up on first so you just
lie yeah you just said a lie yeah if i said it's partial truth yeah yeah that's that was new york
first interesting lie uh population density this is bullshit this is all the everybody's right next
to the hospital you just walk there you got eight million people three blocks away from a hospital.
Even fucking Cuomo, this idiot.
But yeah, I think they're doing like 20,000 fans.
20,000 fans.
I think 7,000 are like vaccinated frontline workers.
And then I think they're doing like we frontline workers.
We need them on the front line still.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
What's that about? What are they doing doing we're in the middle of pandemic we're like what we should do is just take all those people who know how to handle the pandemic and then let
them watch the super bowl the essential workers gonna be essential observers i'm back to work
front line nah nah nah nah nah thank you is nobody to have an issue with this uh it's imagine we're
at war because right now we're at war with the virus. Yes.
And then we just took all the soldiers
that are fighting the war
that's still going on.
The Navy SEALs,
thank you so much.
But we'd like you
to watch a football game.
The second it's done,
you get to watch front row
every single game
whenever you want.
We love you.
Next year's Super Bowl,
we still fighting.
Back to the front line.
This is crazy.
Yeah, chop, chop.
This is crazy.
Nobody's pushing back on this.
There's going to be some long lines in hospitals
on Super Bowl Sunday.
How many people are going to die on Super Bowl Sunday?
What is everyone doing on Super Bowl Sunday?
Getting together.
Passing around COVID.
Now y'all going to be back to work.
This is bad, bro.
This is bad, bro.
I know they were trying to do it.
They're like, let's make a good...
You got to
take people who already had it if you have a positive covid test you should be allowed to go
i like that maybe a positive covid test around december if you you know because it can't be too
far agreed al that's a great point so if you have a positive COVID test in around December, right? And honestly, your COVID should be a different type of strain.
Don't have the COVID that's from Florida.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
You have to be from somewhere else but have the positive.
So you can't take like the California strain or the, you know, whatever.
Hypothetically speaking, the New York strain to Florida.
Yes.
I think that should be it.
Whatever.
We'll talk to. Sometimes you're a genius, should be it. Whatever. We'll talk to.
Sometimes you're a genius, man.
Thanks, bro.
We'll see what we can do.
All I'm trying to say is Bill Belichick is doo-doo.
Dog shit coach, yo.
Doo-doo.
Luckiest man in the history of sports is Bill Belichick.
Fuck this guy, Bill Belichick.
Yeah, real talk.
You're trash, yo.
Yeah.
We're going on next week.
We're going to the Jaguars next week.
The little dig is after Brady won last week, he said, we're on on next week. We're going to the Jaguars next week. The little dig is after Brady won last week,
he said, we're on to Green Bay.
I don't think anybody picked up on that,
but I think that was a dig at Belichick.
He took his little line.
We're on to Green Bay.
He said that after they won last week.
But just the fucking balls of Belichick
to treat Brady like shit.
How dare you?
Who the fuck are you?
Remember when he tried to trade Brady?
Oh, my God. You idiot. What a fucking idiot. I wish are you? Remember when you tried to trade Brady? Oh my God. You idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
I wish he did.
Didn't he try to trade him?
Brady would have
two more Super Bowls.
Wouldn't have lost to Philly.
Un-fucking-believable, dude.
Bill Belichick is so bad
he got Philly a Super Bowl.
What a bum.
Unbelievable.
What a bum.
Unbelievable.
I think it's unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Belichick, out of here.
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Now let's get back to this.
All right, we're back.
Taylor's back with us.
Let's talk about this Trey Songz thing, man.
We just watched a video of Trey Songz altercation
with the police at the Kansas City Chiefs game.
And this one is tricky, man.
Yo, this is, I mean, they're all tricky,
but this is also tricky.
This is tricky.
If you watch the video no volume, you're like, Trey is crazy.
What the fuck?
Why would you punch a cop?
This is in character for Trey.
He be wiling.
Yeah, like, does he?
You just hear, like, wild stories about Trey.
Wild boy?
Yeah.
Wild boy.
Wild boy.
So he, I mean, like, if you just watch it no volume, you're like, he did everything
wrong here.
Like, it looks like the cop is trying to tell him to do something, arrest him.
He's not complying with him.
And he punched the cop in the face and he put the cop in a headlock and like bent him over the seat.
And it's just he looks crazy.
Yeah.
But then you listen to the people in the video.
Yeah.
And the fans, the guy who's filming and some other people are going arrest the cop, arrest the cop.
He did nothing wrong.
What the hell is going on to me it is super
weird that you would feel comfortable enough to punch a cop when you know you're getting arrested
like if you're punching a cop in the street and you could run away that's one thing you're inside
a stadium you're getting arrested like there's no question like there's nothing you could do
yeah even if you tried to run out, not going to happen. Yeah.
You would have to, you would either have to be like out of your mind, completely clinically insane or believe that what was happening to you was so highly illegal that you were
going to be justified in your action in a court of law.
Yeah.
Like you, you would, you must believe that what was happening to you is so illegal that a judge and jury would think that your actions were defensible.
You know that you're videotaped.
You know there's cameras everywhere.
You know that there's not even the people videotaping.
You know that the facility itself is going to videotape.
Everything is on tape.
Oh, by the way, Belichick got to tape people to win cheating fuck.
Yeah, that's a good point.
That's how you know he's a shit coach.
He's not good enough to do it by himself.
Tom Brady?
Hey, bro, let's go.
Maybe he installed some cameras down there in Tampa Bay,
and that was the issue.
Hey, credit to him.
Credit to him.
Some may say Brady might have deflated a few footballs.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
He deflates the football.
It's not the proper PSI. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. The only thing deflated is Bel footballs. Oh, get the fuck out of here. He deflates the football. It's not the proper PSI.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
The only thing deflated is Belichick's ego, bro.
That's the only thing that's been deflated.
All right, back to this.
His balls after he fucked supermodels.
Tom Brady, that's what deflated.
I'm fucking sleeveless.
His balls after he nuts in his supermodels.
I'm a fucking sleeveless idiot, probably.
Fucking Flintstone.
I'm fucking dressed like a flintstone
to a football game
won't answer a single question
that's what he coaches like too
like a fucking Neanderthal
Neanderthal
idiot
dumbass
Barney
fucking Barney Rubble
hey Tom
what do you want to do
on Sunday
that's how you got there
Barney Rubble
what
what
I was just saying
what are we talking about
this is a different clip
okay
back to this
back to Trayson back to this. Back to this. Back to Trey Songz.
Back to police brutality.
Back to police brutality.
Okay.
Usually, we're on the side of the police on this show.
No, no.
In this situation, you start hearing the people in the background.
They're going, yo, arrest the police.
He did nothing wrong.
This, that, the other.
There's two completely different accounts.
One account is Trey Songz wasn't wearing his mask, and he'd been repeatedly asked by people
in the stands and the ushers to put on the mask he did not comply and
then the police had to come over he still did not comply and then they get a fight the the other
account from witnesses is that he was being heckled by some fans who were in the stands
he tells them to stop heckling or whatever he probably talks shit back sure he talks shit back
who knows we
don't know this is just the other account but like he tells him not and then a policeman
hears him talk shit to the fans and then goes and gets physical with trey yeah seemingly out of
nowhere right so both accounts very different yep like the complete opposite it's just so great i
mean like i cannot fathom you'd have to be so intoxicated
and even then to get physical with a cop in an enclosed space that you know is being videotaped
and there is no way out go do you have the mask detail no go this is apparently from the headline
that the altercation began because he refused to wear a mask yeah that's what we said one side says
that but now the other side
said they were heckling him based on the
Chiefs, based on the game.
I mean, you don't heckle somebody
about a mask. That's not a heckle.
In Kansas City, we've been to Kansas City. They don't give a
fuck. Yeah, that's true. But also, is that a
heckle? Put your mask on. That's not a heckle.
That's like saying, obey the rules.
Oh no, I took it as they were heckling
Trey. Yeah, they're heckling Trey.
But like, I don't consider it a heckle if you're asking someone to obey the rules.
Oh, no.
Right?
Like, if somebody goes, hey, your car is parked on the sidewalk, you should probably parallel park it where the wheels aren't on the sidewalk.
You're not like, well, some guy's heckling me.
Right?
Yeah.
It's a function of doing something.
You're doing something totally correct, and then someone is being critical of you.
I don't think they're heckling him based on the Chiefs either.
I think they're just giving Trey Songz shit because they're drunk.
But like a heckler on stage, right?
You're telling your jokes.
He interrupts the show and starts saying things.
He shouldn't be doing anything.
Yeah.
A person at a show or a person at a game that's telling you
to obey the rules
of the show or game
is completely fine.
It's like an audience member
being like,
talking to the mic,
we can't hear you.
That's not a heckle.
That's not a heckle.
That's helpful advice.
Can't be heard.
Or like when an audience member
tells the heckler to shut up.
He's not also heckling.
Yeah.
He's trying to make sure people
abide by the rules of the show.
That's what I'm saying.
Maybe it was about the mask.
Who knows?
If it was about the mask,
Trey's a fucking idiot. If he wouldn't put on the mask and those are the rules, you're. That's what I'm saying. Maybe it was about the mask. Who knows? If it was about the mask, Trey's a fucking idiot.
If he wouldn't put on the mask
and those are the rules,
you're a fucking idiot.
You know, yeah,
we just had a super spreader event,
but do it in the privacy
of your own studio.
Yeah.
Okay?
Come on.
You know?
Yeah.
We're out here.
100%.
Spread in.
We got the antibodies, bro.
I'd be a little outside.
I mean, upset
because it's outside.
Yo, but the reality is
it's their rules. It's their rules. You agreed to go to the game. You didn't have to go to the game. No, it's outside. Yo, but the reality is. It's their rules.
It's their rules.
You agreed to go to the game.
You didn't have to go to the game.
No, that's true.
You don't want to wear a mask.
Don't go to the game.
That's true.
It's also Kansas City is cold.
You were going to wear a scarf.
I actually love a mask in New York in the winter.
It's great.
It's great.
Yeah.
It covers your face.
It's cold.
You can't live here.
You can't live here.
No.
You got to live.
You got to go somewhere else. If the game was in Tampa. It's uninhabitable. Let's have a conversation. It's uninhabitable. It's cold. You can't live here. You can't live here. No. You gotta live. You gotta go somewhere else. If the game was
in Tampa, let's have a conversation.
It's uninhabitable. It's unlivable. That's the
word I've heard used. It's uninhabitable.
You can't inhabit it. Yeah.
You can't inhabit it.
It's uninhabitable. You can survive in it.
You can survive it, but that's no way to live.
Nah. That's survival. We're trying
to inhabit places. Yeah.
So, Miami, here we come point is i'll have
it in new york i'm just saying if it's about the mask he's a fucking idiot if it literally he just
refused to wear the mask you're a fucking idiot like you got you're not the one wearing the mask
and you're gonna punch the cop whose job it is to tell you where the man you think the cop wants
you wear the mask the cop is coming he's like are you fucking kidding me yeah i gotta ask this guy to put on a fucking mask
this is what i when i was young and i dreamed of being a cop and i was gonna stop crime and now i'm
mask patrol yeah real talk if it's about the heckler he's an idiot keep going like okay let's
say a cop comes up to you and puts his hands on you and you don't know where it's coming from.
Like, the cop has a gun and he's in his head.
He thinks he's doing it for a reason.
I wouldn't first instinct is to go punch the cop.
I'd be like, hey, hold up what you're doing.
Tell me why I'm being detained.
Not fight back with the cop and give him a reason to escalate things further.
Yes.
Even if it's unwarranted, it's a shitty position to be in.
I've been in it, but that was just a dumb thing to do.
Yeah, I mean, look.
Alex would never fight a cop.
I'm talking from experience.
No, you're the guy to judge.
You're the guy.
I mean, I'm keeping it real.
Yes, you've learned.
You've changed.
You've evolved.
You were an idiot then.
This is your Conor McGregor moment.
I was absolutely an idiot then.
So look, yes.
Andrew's fault though.
It's my fault completely.
I totally agree with you.
I totally agree with you.
Don't punch the cop and then figure it out later.
Live to die another day.
Exactly.
Unfortunately, that saying really applies with black people and the cops.
But like you work it out at the station.
Yeah.
Don't work it out when you could be dead.
Obviously, you know, you're not going to get shot right there.
But it seems like a stupid thing.
That's not really obvious.
The cop he was had a chokehold and had a gun.
I mean, it looked like Trey had the chokehold on a cop.
Now, first the cop had Trey down.
Then Trey punches him.
And then Trey like flips it on some UFC shit.
He really did.
Yeah.
That guy sucks.
Yeah.
That guy sucks at being a cop.
Absolutely.
You needed the sheriff to come in there and do the job.
Why?
Does Trey Songz like to fight?
You got a little booger in there.
I was going to tell you, but the camera wouldn't have seen it.
But he likes to fight?
Damn, that thing was that big.
You could see it from over there. There's been many observations with Trey.
Oh, so he's a wild boy.
Yeah.
Trey, I know, is wild, but what, like, legal shit?
I know he be, like, peeing on clothes.
He's in a lot of legal assaults and all that stuff.
Like, I remember my friend told me that he saw Trey smack the phone out of a girl's hand
because the girl was like, oh, I mean, you're not August.
Supposedly.
You're not August Alcina.
You're not Alcina, but you'll do with somebody that got mad at you.
That's hilarious.
Wow.
So he gets a little emotional about shit.
Yeah.
I mean, look.
Was that girl Jada?
Why the fuck he did that?
But yeah, I don't know.
We got to see what ends up happening with this.
But a precedent is going to be set.
You can't put your hand on an officer.
And the thing about this is that's years.
That's a felony.
Yeah.
Right? We're talking about, what is that's years. That's a felony. Yeah. Right?
We're talking about, what is that, 10 years?
Five to 10 years?
I think it's a minor felony depending on the case because it was like resisting arrest.
One thing is resisting arrest.
Another thing is attacking an officer.
He punched that officer in the face.
There's a clear strike.
Yeah.
A good lawyer would be like, this is part of the resisting arrest. Gotta get a good lawyer.
It's not gonna help him, though, because I'm reading
some of his other legal issues
on Wikipedia. What do we got? 2016,
following a performance in Detroit, he
was arrested and charged with felony assault of a
police officer. Oh, so he's got a history
of assaulting police officers. And misdemeanor
for aggravated assaulting as a photographer.
Oh, it's over. Trey Songz is going to jail.
And the cop alleged in a lawsuit that he had a career-ending brain injury
and had to undergo a hip replacement because Songz punched him in the face.
Oh, get that money, bro.
That's all about collecting that check.
Come on, yo.
Yeah, get that injury pay, son.
That's what the Swedish guy tried to do against me for him.
He wanted that check, bro.
Yeah.
Hilarious.
So he wanted to claim that he couldn't go back to work after beating your ass.
Yeah, he was like, like Oh I had headaches for weeks
The way I beat his ass
It hurt my head for so long
No I connected
Come on Si
I connected Si
Come on Si
You connected to the ground
I connected
In your fight
Win loss record
Is that a win or a loss
That's a loss
Okay you took that as an L
Yeah that was a huge loss
Got bullied by a little Swede
Dude shut up son
My man was
You got bullied
Taylor's hype
Pushed you right out the way
Taylor's hype
So what Literally beat the shit out of Alex
And sent Andrew flying
With one arm
I tripped the guy
Chased him down from the back
Chased him down
How'd you trip him?
With my foot
How you not outrun the cops though?
Sounds like this cop beat the shit out of both of y'all
He was in pretty good shape He was in pretty good shape He was in pretty good shape
You in pretty good shape
Yeah but he was in better shape
He was in pretty better shape bro
Hold on he walked right through him
He walked right through Al
Yeah through your arm first
My arm I have no
It's a bad leverage point bro
I was like that
He didn't even need to swim arm you He just like a bad leverage point, bro. It's like, how do you block someone with an arm, dog? I was like that.
What am I supposed to do?
He didn't even need to swim arm you.
He just like...
He walked through my arm.
Just stiffed arm
and then I'm on
to the actual fight.
I'm proud of that
because I need him
to walk through the arm
so that you can get
your shot off.
Son, have you ever seen
a Swede in the track
and field Olympics?
Nah, I got the punch off first.
No, I put the arm there
so that it could...
because you are slow
with your punches.
Son, I got the punch off first. No. Son, you ain so you're gonna tell these lies yo you ain't gonna tell these lies
stop the guy so the punch would hit him notice i put my arm above where his arms are he was about
to block the shit out above your punches and they just piece you up i just couldn't have that happen
my boy so you punched him and then you ran right and then i chased him down from behind bro i
hawked him that's what they call it i'm mad because the fans are going to hear this and believe your dumb ass.
I hawked him for you, bro.
And I tripped him.
I tripped him.
He fell on his face after tripping him.
I gave you ample room to run away.
Son, you lost a fight and a race to a white guy.
And then he stepped on their side.
Then he stepped over to their side and was like, damn, these guys are crazy, these fucking Americans.
I saw that.
I did say that.
He switched sides so he didn't get jumped, too.
At least you just said Americans.
I did.
What do you mean?
He had an African to that problem.
Yeah, I was going to make it.
Nothing to do with color.
Nothing to do with color.
But I was just like, yeah.
Nah, but you disappointed your race, though.
How do you lose a foot race to a Swede, yo?
We need to have a foot race because people be like, I just need to recover for Alex now.
Oh, shit. You need to race Alex. That's what we need to have for foot race because people be like, I just need to recover for Alex now. Oh, shit.
You need to race Alex.
That's what we need to have.
It was unbelievable.
I remember watching him.
I remember watching him run away.
Right.
And I and I literally go, I go, run out.
Come on.
I had to tell him to run because I thought he could go faster than that.
It was like him running in a dream.
Like he's kind of in place.
Super slow.
I was being jumped and the security guards were coming from all was kind of in place a little. Bro, super slow. I was being jumped.
My masses.
And the security guards were coming from all sides.
No, they weren't.
Yes, they were.
You ran back towards the security side.
It was six security guards there.
Kind of Mission Impossible.
It was six security guards.
I was on a graph.
Four was holding me up.
One was talking to you, having a little conversation.
I literally, I had one that I pulled off to the side.
I was like oh word and i
just started piecing his ass can i talk to you for a minute verbally literally verbally
i've slapped him right in the fucking his shoulder bro and we was holding each other on the way to
go look at how and then we was like yeah you got it and then we went and then yeah I talked all of them off you
what I did was heroic
it's unbelievable
no one was filming this?
how do you lose a race to a Swede dog?
that was embarrassing
give me one Swedish
gold medalist in track ever
ever
Drew really Bill Belichick that situation
you really did
you really Cam Newton that shit son that's what happens under Bill Belichick that situation. You really did. I did, bro. You really
Cam Newton that shit, son.
That's what happens under Bill Belichick.
Honestly, it
was true because I thought he was going to
be able to audible. I didn't realize
that I had to make all the decisions for him.
When I said run, I thought he was going to run away
from all the other security guards.
You ran towards
them for some reason.
I have no clue why you did that. You run towards the defense.
His answer has always been like,
he goes, he goes, he goes,
I didn't know where to go.
I didn't.
There's one way to not go.
You could know where to not go.
You don't go where all the people are.
They're trying to fuck you up.
In that moment, you don't know what's going on.
Yes, you do.
You see billy clubs,
and you run away from the billy clubs.
I did. You ran towards them. But then more came. No, they didn't. They did. That's going on. Yes, you do. You see billy clubs and you run away from the billy clubs. I did.
You ran towards them.
But then more came.
No, they didn't.
They did.
That's why I hit the U-turn.
Bro, you went over.
And then they fucking cornered me.
Yo, son.
He ran because they were coming around.
He's in Europe and there's bad guys coming around the corner.
No, a U-turn is no corner.
What are you talking about?
Look at this right here.
Here's the club right here.
Are we in a wide so they can see it?
Yeah.
Go to the wide so they can see it.
This is the club.
Fight goes out down the street here i create the separation between him and the guy trying to beat him up
i literally create the separation i kick his fucking tool away yeah he has no billy club
he has no nothing he's falling on the ground because i've tripped him yeah yeah all me he
had a mostly club versus my hands right just want to let you all be mostly i did that and then al i go run al right yeah al runs
three feet in the opposite direction he runs three feet away from the club yeah and then he realized
he goes oh i haven't been hitting the head enough no and then i realized there's more security guards
coming from that side then i turn the other way where would they come from where would they come
from over there it's's a McDonald's.
What are you talking about?
It's right across the street.
He literally ran back in front and he got tackled right in front of the club.
Literally across the street.
I heard them talking to each other.
This was six guys.
Is he stupid?
What a stupid guy running right back to us, making it so easy for us.
Literally, they were
saying that to each other they couldn't believe it they couldn't believe it bro so i'm gonna let
you get it off it's true bro it's just embarrassing you got caught by white people dog swedes you're
a black african-american black man i know you slow-mo yeah yeah whoa in puerto rican yeah Puerto Rican. Taylor don't even let you claim black no more, yo.
Afro-Latino out the window.
Black people not having this half-black shit no more, dog. Y'all really not.
Everybody want to be black.
You Latinx now, bro.
I see that. I see that.
It is fucked up, bro.
Afro-Latino. Y'all were black
for like good six months, bro.
And now you back.
Mostly Latino. Did they use y'all or y'all were black for like good six months, bro. Yep. And now you back. Yeah, mostly Latino.
Mostly Latino.
Did they use y'all or y'all used them?
Nah, they used us.
Interesting.
They saw how you voted,
they stopped fucking with you.
That's true.
Them Afro Latinos.
I mean, I'm going down to Miami, baby.
To be with your people.
All I'm trying to say is,
I'm done talking about whatever we were talking about.
Trey Songz.
Trey Songz is going to be rough for Trey Songz.
I think he goes to jail.
Three years minimum.
What?
I think he's supposed to be three years in jail.
Really?
You cannot punch an officer.
But how did he get away with the other ones too though?
Because they didn't have video of him punching an officer in the face and then putting him in a chokehold.
I don't think he does three years though.
Minimum.
He finds a way to get out of this.
Bro, he literally punched an officer in the face. You have minimum. He finds a way to get out of this. Bro. He literally punched
an officer in the face.
You cannot do that. If the
officer got physical with him and doesn't
say why that's you can't
do that as a cop. What do you mean? You didn't read
him as Miranda rights? No, he probably didn't
say anything. The people were saying like
he didn't do nothing. The cop just went up to him.
He just came up and started attacking him basically. So that's how
he could get out of it It was self defense
And all you need is doubt
Then you're off
That's poetic
Anyway what else we got going on this week
Can you do some facts no feelings real quick
Oh we can do that
How do you feel about Rudy Giuliani getting sued
I love it
Feelings no facts here we go I love it so Rudy Giuliani getting sued. I love it. Feelings, no facts.
Here we go.
I love it.
So Rudy Giuliani is getting sued by Dominion,
which was the voting, vote counting machine,
whatever like that,
and basically just for defamation.
And I think the lawsuit was like 1.3 billion or something like that.
Yeah, something crazy.
But I love it.
It's like low key,
if Dominion is not fucked up, like if Dominion is an authentic voting machine that is not,
you know, brought with fraud, then you should be absolutely pissed.
Yeah.
That's your business.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's like you have a restaurant and somebody saying that you sell rats.
Yeah.
But they're saying it on the biggest scale, the highest stage.
Yeah.
Now people have no confidence in your business
and you're going to lose tons of money.
I mean, that shit impacts my view of Dominion.
100%!
If someone was like,
yo, Dominion's going to handle the ticket sales
for the next tour.
Ooh, that's a good-ass point.
I don't know.
I mean, there's got to be someone else
to handle the ticket sales or some shit.
You know what I mean?
If there's another option,
you're probably going to go for it.
They might deserve that money.
I think they deserve the money.
Especially if it's proven that there was no
fraud. If you can prove beyond a shadow
of doubt that there was... When I say no fraud, yes
people make fraudulent votes all the time.
Just like a negligible amount of fraud. Yes.
But if the machine itself was not
being manipulated
to help the Democrats,
I mean, you've got to get that money.
I just love the fact you can't just say whatever you want.
Yeah. Get your ass sued. If you're lying on somebody, sue that ass. They should sue for get that money. I just love the fact you can't just say whatever you want. Yeah.
Get your ass sued.
If you're lying on somebody, sue that ass.
They should sue for all the money.
I also, explain to me how it's not a little pussy to not sue Trump.
He's out of office now.
Wait, wait, they're not suing Trump?
I mean, I haven't seen that.
Oh, that's pussy.
Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani, the lawyer that Trump won't pay?
Interesting, though. Maybe Trump never said anything specific about Dominion. Trump is good. Trump won't pay? Interesting, though.
Maybe Trump never said anything specific about Dominion.
Trump is good.
He's a mafioso, bro.
This guy knows how to rule.
This fucking idiot Giuliani has been a prosecutor so long,
he don't realize how to be a don.
Yeah, because he got the mafia out, son.
He don't know.
Exactly.
Or maybe they're going for Trump, and this is the person that it funnels to.
Ah, so you get Rudy to snitch.
Or like they're trying to get to like they're trying to get Trump because Trump is like it's his campaign.
You work your way up to Trump.
But something like but like either that or like they can't get Trump because it's all through like this legal shit.
You know, I mean, like let's say he said something.
It might not be like if he puts out a tweet, it's different than Rudy Giuliani going to court court and suing yeah no but the tweet is still slander i can get you on slander right but i don't
think you are verbally saying this is a stolen election stealing votes blah blah you're attacking
the credibility of my company that's slanders right it's liable if it's in tweets yeah you're
done yeah i just don't think it can be that big of a suit i think it's like i think that they're
going for like the big one which is giuliani being in court, like dragging him through the mud.
Yeah, I think they just want to be a pain in the ass.
I just think they want to give these people their comeuppance, their comeuppance.
Yeah.
Sue both.
That's my thing.
That's shocking that they're not also suing him.
But maybe he never said anything specifically about it.
Maybe he never tweeted anything specifically about it.
That's what I think.
I think he just said, oh, the election's
being stolen from me, but he might not have
named names.
Or a speaking code like,
at Dominion, some funny business going on.
No actual accusations.
I think it's enough to even just lawsuit.
I mean, yeah, they might.
You lose it, and then that makes you look away.
I can see them leveraging a lawsuit just to intimidate people.
If you're like Ted Cruz or some other GOP person, you're not going to come out and keep talking that crazy talk.
Or maybe instead of the $1.3 billion, you get him to admit publicly that he was full of shit.
Yeah.
Just admit publicly that there is no evidence whatsoever that these Dominion machines were designed so that they could be manipulated.
Because that's what they were alleging.
It's not that they were manipulated, but that was part of the design.
And they were saying that they have ties
to the Clinton organization.
Chavez and blah, blah, blah.
Oh, that's right.
That they were from a Venezuelan company or whatever.
But I think that they had ties
to like the Clinton Foundation
or some of like the donors
were also part owners of these companies.
They were just alleging some crazy shit.
So if you're going to talk all that shit about me
and you know that there's no proof to support it, I'm'm gonna need you to keep that same energy when you're apologizing
just as loud right in front of the four seasons home improvement you're gonna go right back up
there you're gonna say all that shit was fake yeah i don't yeah listen i'm not mad at that
same if it's fake if they're able to prove that and if they prove that dominion voting machines
were fucked up yeah good then great yeah we don't want fraudulent voting machines in our
country. This is a win-win for everybody.
There's no way you can be upset at this.
Because if you truly believe that they were fraudulent,
you want a high-profile
court case to go see.
And if you believe that they weren't, you want
a high-profile court case to go see.
How could anybody be upset at this?
No matter what, we win. The people.
I mean, Giuliani might be a little bit upset, but...
I'm saying the people, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not these motherfuckers.
All right, what else we got?
So Trump is making a new...
Or threats to make a new...
It's already started.
Republican party.
Why are people acting like this doesn't exist?
Because it's not an official party.
Like, it's not an official thing.
Oh, he wants an official party,
and they're going to vote in that way.
The Patriot Party.
Like, the Green Party, he wants the Patriot Party. Great name. Great name. This article says the an official party. Like, not an official thing. Oh, he wants an official party, and they're going to vote in that way. The Patriot Party. Like, the Green Party, he wants the Patriot Party.
Great name.
Great name.
This article says the MAGA Party.
Or the MAGA Party.
I think I heard Patriot Party.
It's probably what they'll go to, because that's better marketing.
Patriot Party is better.
MAGA has such a negative connotation.
It has a negative connotation, and it's also like, make America great again.
Like, what happens when you achieve your goal?
Yeah.
Keep America great.
But it's never a goal that's achieved.
Of course.
I know what I'm saying.
It's almost like...
You can always use it.
Yeah, but your name will imply that you can't do what you want.
If you got everything that you wanted, it would be great again, then your party stops.
Yeah, it's a good slogan for the first time running for president.
That's why he went to keep America great for his re-election.
So you can't call it the keep America great party because then we lost.
How do we run? Right. So you have to change it up. But yeah, I think that that's just the went to keep america great for his re-election so you can't call it the keep america great party because then we lost how do we run right so you have to change it up
but yeah i think that that's just the natural course of things like especially in america
right you have the extreme left you got the uh with the squad or whatever like that then you have
i think you'd call them or the bernie the squad like those are the more extreme left
and then you have the kind of institutional left you have like the pelosi is schumer's yeah
and then you have the institutional right that's like the bushes marco rubio's ted cruz is flirting
with that extreme right but you know he's such a fucking loser he's a scumbag i hate this
motherfucker yeah pussy but and then you have the extreme right which is you know trump and now it
seems like cruz is kind of like falling into that area. Cruz goes wherever he can get.
He has no beliefs.
He's a spineless fuck.
Spineless fuck.
He's not even American.
Was he born in Canada?
He gone.
Yeah, dog.
Go back.
Cuck?
Yeah.
Where's your pride?
With the cuck and canuck.
Fucking loser.
What else we got?
A Harry Potter TV series is reportedly in early development.
Now this is going to use the same characters?
And when does it take place?
It better not after these motherfuckers all abandoned her.
Y'all out.
Y'all out.
Oh, now the second the money comes back,
it's okay to work for the transphobe, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pussies.
Yeah, bitch, you out.
Yeah.
Abandon the goat, J.K. Rowling.
Aren't they too old to have a series?
Nah, well, it depends when the series takes place. It could take place in the future. You're never too old to have a series nah well it depends
when the series
takes place
it could take place
in the future
you're never too old
to be in a Harry Potter game
tell me about their wizard kids
doing all their wizard shit
that's what the play was
it was kind of whack
but like
I'll be honest
it was
you just want to see
Harry flip that wand bro
yeah
I'm not trying to see
Harry Jr.
I'm not trying to see
Hermione Jr.
all that kind of shit
I want to see Harry
get busy bro
I've already committed
to that character I fell already committed to that character.
I fell in love
with that character.
Why is he still in school, though?
Say what?
I don't even see
how they're going to do it.
What if he's a professor?
What if he goes all...
Yeah, he's a professor.
He go back,
he's going to be
the new Dumbledore's.
So what happened?
It's going to be like
Saved by the Bell?
Oh, yeah.
They end up like working
at the school
that they used to go to?
That's what they
turned that into?
Yeah.
I don't want Saved by the Bell. I heard that you Saved by the Bell is lit. school that they used to go to. That's what they turned that into. Yeah. I don't want to say by the bell.
I heard that you say by the bell is lit.
No, they did another new one.
The peacock joint.
Yeah.
It's good.
I haven't seen it.
Oh, no, man.
Shout to Mario Lopez.
All right.
What else?
Master P is partnering with the former Tesla engineer to create a black owned supercar.
A black owned supercar.
Love it. Okay. I would-owned supercar. Love it.
Okay.
I would imagine it would be an electric car.
Right.
So they're just going to try to make something to rival Tesla.
Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
Love it.
If the car's great, awesome.
It sucks.
Yeah, is it going to work?
It's just one engineer.
I mean, right now, you got one guy from Tesla.
I think, yeah.
And also, like, his shoes stunk.
Most of his products aren't good.
Yeah, the music was good.
But outside of that, is there anything that we really fucked with with Master P?
Also, with, like, electric cars, are you just going to buy an electric car just because it's black-owned?
You know what I mean?
If they're comparable in quality, yes.
I know.
Really?
Yeah.
Shit gets expensive enough where you stop giving a fuck who owns it.
Be honest. That's true. There giving a fuck Who owns it Be honest
If it's comparable
And the price is close
I'm going black owned
If it's a black owned bagel you'll do it
But a black owned Tesla
Or not Tesla
But a black owned sports car
You're just going to get the best sports car
It has to be comparable price and quality
Which is tough, yo.
Tesla years in motion with this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All these other car companies are coming out
their electric cars and they're whack apparently.
And the only reason we have faith in Apple to do it
is because it's Apple.
It's the richest company in the fucking world.
The only reason I have faith in Apple
is because of their battery life.
That's the only thing.
I think that they'll be able to figure out battery life
when it comes to,
I think that their ability to like extend battery life in these small phones
is going to give them a competitive advantage in the electric car.
And at the end of the day,
I still have more faith in Elon Musk than Tim Cook.
And I definitely have more faith,
no disrespect,
but Elon Musk than Master P.
I mean,
who makes a better car?
Yeah.
Figure this out.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know about this, Master B.
But best of luck.
If it's fire, we'll ride with it.
All right, guys.
Look, we'll see you in Miami.
Very excited to do this move.
We will have the Patreon episode this week.
And then after that, we are down to Miami.
We love you.
We appreciate you.
We are excited to share this with you guys.
And yeah, let's do it.
Peace.