Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Coronavirus Quarantine Like A King

Episode Date: March 15, 2020

What up friends and enemies. The quarantine is coming and it's important that you guys know how to quarantine like a king. Forget the necessities, buy the luxuries... Dont worry, I'll explain....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What up friends, enemies, and everyone in between? It's your boy Shultz here. Alex Media is also in the building. What up, Alex? I am. I am in the building. Oh, there's no yurr? Yurr. You're not in the middle of yurr, bro?
Starting point is 00:00:13 Come on, don't let them get to you. Gotta give them a Corona yurr. They tried to come for your yurr, bro. I saw that. They tried to come for your yurr. Anyway, we're back with another episode of whatever this is. We don't know what this is. We're just trying to guide you guys through this whole Corona pandemic experience.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Obviously, it's fucked up and affecting everybody differently and affecting everybody at different paces. That's something we've definitely learned from this. You guys listening or watching at home, have you ever seen Dr. Pimple Popper? Do you know what that is? It's this Asian woman who pops these massive abscesses that just grow on people. And she's got a TV show on TLC about it. She starred on Twitter. And I remember I used to watch her on Twitter because – don't touch your face.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Take a shot every time I touch my face. You will be destroyed within the first three minutes of this video um but yeah i used to watch her on twitter and these people would come in and they would have a fucking grapefruit hanging off their eyebrow okay a massive abscess what is it called al what's another name for it uh it's not even a pimple growth whatever the fuck it was and she would cut them off their face and there was this like interesting experience it was kind of cathartic because she would pop these these uh big blisters whatever the whatever they were growths etc and um but i always remember
Starting point is 00:01:38 thinking i'm like how the fuck could you wait this long how could you walk around and act like a normal person when you have a fucking ostrich egg hanging off of your forehead? Right. I couldn't fathom that somebody could do that. Now I get it. When I see America's response to the coronavirus, I get it now. We are the people that go to Dr. Pimple Popper, and we don't have a fucking pimple popper. We literally need somebody to squeeze that football growth off of our face, because the way that we're handling this, it's kind of like hysterically pathetic. Like, it's really just a country kind of run by idiots. I know people say this all the time. And I never really thought it right. Because I think you see politicians in like,
Starting point is 00:02:30 nice suits. So when you see someone in a nice suit, you think they're smarter than they are, maybe. But I was watching Governor Cuomo today, who's trying to do the right thing. Don't get me wrong. He's trying to do the right thing. And I think he's trying to run for president in 2024. But it doesn't matter. Everybody got their little own agenda here. But he was on TV. He was saying what we need, and he was, you know, I want to – they were talking about shutting down the schools. He goes, I don't want to shut down the schools unless we get daycare centers open.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Okay? These kids need to go somewhere. Cuomo. open okay these kids need to go somewhere cuomo if you're afraid of the kids getting coronavirus at the school what the do you think the difference is at the daycare center is there something special about the daycare center is there some corona force field going on at these daycare centers? Well, maybe we should just teach school at the fucking daycare center. How on earth is that going to help anyone? Now, I understand why they don't want to shut down the schools because I think we spoke about this last episode, right?
Starting point is 00:03:37 Yeah, well, some people have to work, and so. All these healthcare providers, right? All the nurses, all the doctors, all of them have kids, right? So when they get to send their kid to school, they don't have to pay for a babysitter this that the other but a daycare center is not going to be the thing that makes it work i mean you just see this like time and time again these people making these absolutely stupid decisions dude it was saint patty's day like today i think yeah saint patty's day today. Happy St. Patty's day. Well, celebrating it, but it's whatever. They do the whole parade. Right.
Starting point is 00:04:06 So you had Americans going to St. Patrick's day parade. All over America, white people. It's always been a white holiday. You know what I mean? But, uh,
Starting point is 00:04:15 not a lot of black Irishman. I used to celebrate though. You did. You'd be the one black guy. Yeah. Just cause it's the day before my birthday. It's like a pre-celebration. Ah,
Starting point is 00:04:24 wish happy birthday to Alex. if you're still alive. So they're celebrating St. Patrick's Day, right? You see this happening all over the country. Dude, there was a buddy who listens to the podcast. He said he was doing pub crawls in Chicago for St. Patty's Day, right? Ireland closed down all their pubs today. Guys, what are we doing ireland closed down their pubs you can take a saint patty's day off if ireland is taking one off okay i mean i just don't get it i don't understand why people are so
Starting point is 00:05:04 just reluctant to accept that this is a real thing. Do you understand where it comes from? Yeah. No, I don't know where it comes from, but it needs to hit us to be real. Dude, somebody famous needs to die. We thought, and honestly, I don't believe that Tom Hanks and his wife have it. And I'm not trying to be conspiratorial about it. I truly don't think they have it.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I think that it was basically some people in power who were like, okay, who does everybody know? We need to get people to take this seriously. Everybody knows Tom Hanks. Hey, you're quarantined. And also, if you guys aren't sending Tom Hanks volleyballs, you're assholes. Okay? Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:42 That is the best gift from Tom Hanks. The second he's like, like yeah me and my wife are quarantined if you don't give him a Wilson he will throw his wife right out the window the second he gets that volleyball I photoshopped the picture of uh his wife's face on the volleyball because her name is Rita Wilson and no yeah yeah and he's always had a Wilson oh you cornball Tom Hanks we're on to, we're on to you. We're on to you. And he's stranded on an island right now. That's right.
Starting point is 00:06:09 This is his dream. Yeah. This is, what is it called? Shipwreck? What was the movie? Castaway. Castaway 2. Him and his real Wilson.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Wow. You think she talks as much as the volleyball? Anyway. Okay. Where were we? So. All the places that are locked down say again i think i think you're talking oh yeah yeah so so basically what's happening uh globally let's go back to to like the world like what's happening in the world real quick and then i want to get to like what's gonna happen in the united states because we said it's going towards quarantine you already see that happening and um and i want you guys to be prepared to live like kings during the quarantine because you can king out of quarantine. I've spoken to some people in countries that are currently quarantined,
Starting point is 00:06:55 and they told me the do's and don'ts about the quarantine. So I'm going to have y'all ready to go. But first of all, what What's happening Countries on full lockdown Italy Spain France Okay Basically All these countries And it's so funny
Starting point is 00:07:12 To hear them talk about They're like I don't know why It happened to us I don't know I can't understand Why the coronavirus Come to us
Starting point is 00:07:19 I don't know I'll talk to you later And then you kiss The fucking UPS driver 16 times for delivering a package this is why it affects you this is why it's going to everybody it's not even it's like the more affection of the country of course the more they're gonna get corona yeah that's what i said italy's a touchy people so that's it non-stop kissy touchy and even the guys hitting on the girls is like they still do the whole grab arm shit.
Starting point is 00:07:46 It's just constant Corona. Yeah. You walk down the streets of Italy, you're going to get Corona. Same with France. Same with I think Portugal's fucked up. Spain. Spain. As well.
Starting point is 00:07:56 They're locked down. Germany is closing borders except for like deliveries and that kind of shit. Oh, word. Yeah. It's going down. It's really interesting because all it took was like one tragedy uh for like the brexit people to get what they wanted like you know how brexit people are out there like yeah we need to have our own countries and shut down borders and everybody needs to have their own independence and then germany's like
Starting point is 00:08:18 no we have one country we are europe we are all together and then a couple costs and sniffles comes around it's like well maybe we close the borders for a little bit. Maybe have a little separation. So that's Germany going back on their shit. And, oh, I heard some interesting moves about Russia. I don't know how truthful this is, but like you're starting to see people use Corona for their own personal interests, right?
Starting point is 00:08:42 Countries use Corona for their own personal interests. Okay. In what way? So Russia apparently has a big vote coming up, right? I think April 22nd, the vote is for Vladimir Putin to maintain power so he can have like another 12 years, right? So obviously people are going to want to come together, riot and protest, right? But what did they say because of corona?
Starting point is 00:09:04 No public gatherings don't come and hang out especially not in public areas because you could get corona wow smart right wow they know what the fuck they're doing out there and then the the craziest situation of all is how britain is handling corona have you guys read up at all about how Britain is handling Corona? They just saying, it's almost, it's comical. They're just saying, nah, fuck it. That's the reaction. They're like, we're all going to get it. So what? Right. And, and they're just going to go for that herd mentality thing we were talking about. So basically, if 60% of the population ends up getting it, then it becomes very hard to pass on. So they're basically like, oh, people stay inside. And then everybody else keep doing what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:09:53 And then if everybody gets it, everybody gets it. Wow. So they're accepting that people will die. They're accepting that that will happen. And I think low key, they're just like trying to get pensioners out of there. Because, you know, have this like Amazing pension program Yeah yeah yeah And they can't probably
Starting point is 00:10:06 Support it So they're like Okay let's just knock off All the old people Now we don't have to Pay their pensions Economy's gonna be Booming after this
Starting point is 00:10:12 And we come out ahead Everybody else is trying To save their old people We're gonna come out Young Hot Golden State Warriors Whoa
Starting point is 00:10:20 Yeah Lots of rookies That's some Diabolical shit right there. Real talk. They fucking tanked for the first pick. Britain is tanking for the number one draft pick, and they might get it low key. Fucking restructuring the team.
Starting point is 00:10:35 They really are, dude. All the old British people that lived to like 100 years old, they got those moles on their face. Where's Dr. Pimple Popper when you need him? But they're going to be dead. And then young Britain, it's going to be all Anthony Joshua's.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Just right wing Britain's like worst nightmare. Shout out to that. What's his name? Boris, that motherfucker. I don't know who that is. Yo, Boris and Bernie Sanders got the same comb.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Who's Boris? Boris Johnson, the prime minister of England. Oh. Of Great Britain. And both of them, there's a great meme, but it's both of them look like they comb their hair with a balloon. Okay, I remember that.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Okay, so where else are we at? What do we do? So what do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? This is what's going to happen. Okay?
Starting point is 00:11:20 Right now you see America's going towards quarantine, right? We're doing this cute little shit right now where we're saying no more bars and restaurants. But they're basically trying to like remove all public gathering places. You've seen this happen, right? So like California is shutting down bars and restaurants. I think they're shutting down all bars and the restaurants after a certain hour, right? They've made all places reduce capacity to like 50%, right? to like 50 right so now like half capacity i guess makes it less you know uh catchable corona because of the social distancing thing or something fucking retarded it's retarded i don't
Starting point is 00:11:54 know what it is um point being is if you're a loser with no friends you can just say you're social distancing i think that's the way to hustle this shit all All you GameStop nerds, go out. Now's your time to shine. Is it just you for the reservation? Yeah, I would. I would have come with my friends, but I'm social distancing. These incels about to be cool right now. Incels are trendsetters, bro. Incels at home playing Call of Duty.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Like, yo, I've been social distancing for a minute. All my friends live in Zimbabwe. Actually, I don't know if you got Call of Duty. Like, yo, I've been social distancing for a minute. All my friends live in Zimbabwe. Actually, I don't know if you got Call of Duty in Zimbabwe. Anyway, point is, yes, all these places. Illinois, shutdown, bars and restaurants. Hoboken has a fucking curfew. Puerto Rico has a curfew. That being said, I think they've had a curfew since that hurricane.
Starting point is 00:12:41 I don't think they have electricity. Sorry, Alex. I know that's your people. I know. But their curfew is nightfall la noche is their curfew so uh so yeah so now we're going towards like it's like a pseudo quarantine this isn't gonna work and then they're just gonna go all right everybody fucking stay inside that's basically how this is gonna happen i promise you but i think they don't want to tell everybody to go inside
Starting point is 00:13:07 because I think they don't want to completely shut down the economy. I think if they just go, everybody has to stay inside, then we all go, oh, it's a wrap. But as long as business can pretend to be operating, then I think everything is going to be okay. Then I think they believe it's going to be okay, but it's eventually going to go to quarantine. Everybody's going to be in for at least two weeks, maybe a month, right?
Starting point is 00:13:31 Because that's literally what every other country is doing. All we have to do is look at Europe. They're ahead of us. It's the same disease. It's the same timeline. We look at Europe and then go, okay, that's going to be us. All right? We're going to be quarantined.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Now, before you get upset, before you get bummed, remember, you're not listening to one of those fear-mongering podcasts or shows. You're listening to Andrew Schultz and Alex Media. Okay? So we're going to find some positivo in this shit. Mm-hmm. How do you live like a king during your quarantine? What do you do um i know the question everybody has is what are the necessities what should i get fuck the necessities get the luxuries i know that
Starting point is 00:14:17 sounds crazy but just hear me out on it all the grocery stores are going to be open all the grocery stores are going to be open. All the pharmacies are going to be open. Okay? You know who's not going to be open? Kiehl's. All right? You can go to the grocery store and get your lucerin or whatever, like regular lotion, or before everything gets shut down,
Starting point is 00:14:39 you go to your fancy stores and get the shit that you like. Stock up on that for a month. So you get the soaps you like, right? You get the lotion that you like stock up on that for a month so you get the soaps you like right you get the lotion you like the shampoo you get all the things that you want to be specific with in your life face wash you know girls have 15 different face washes and hair spraying all that kind of stuff right they take up the whole thing and we're supposedly bad for the environment every one of these girls is environmental disaster walking around so what your girls got all her shit at your place?
Starting point is 00:15:06 No, I'm just saying when girls come over, they leave a lot of stuff. Let's just say that. Your girls are bringing shampoo, dawg? Next! That's you in the bathroom like, get your stuff out of my bathroom. So... Get your ass home
Starting point is 00:15:26 Where's your bathtub That shit is looking Spick and span Right now I'm about to be My shit right there So I like that though
Starting point is 00:15:41 Get luxuries I like that No bullshit Because if you're Going to be locked down You got to be locked down Living good Right So here's a couple things Make. They'll get luxuries. I like that. No bullshit, because if you're going to be locked down, you got to be locked down, living good. Right.
Starting point is 00:15:46 So here's a couple of things. Make sure you get the luxuries. Right. Um, another thing that's very important because I'm talking to my buddies, I'm talking to people in Italy and people in parts of Canada that are locked down. Right. Because they were like in contact with the people that had the virus and they're like, bro, get things that you normally don't consume in your house.
Starting point is 00:16:07 That's the number one thing everybody forgets, right? For example, I don't ever drink coffee in my house. I don't have a coffee machine. So the second you get quarantined, that's no more coffee for you, right? So what you've got to do is make sure that you've got a coffee maker or you get yourself a little coffee maker and the coffee you like because you're going to want to wake up and have that morning coffee. I don't have sweets in my house ever.
Starting point is 00:16:27 I don't have candy. I don't have chocolate. I don't have none of that shit. But if I'm out, I might want a little something sweet, a little dessert. Boom. You get it. Get all those things. A Snapple.
Starting point is 00:16:40 San Pellegrino. You know those little sodas that are like grapefruit flavored, pomegranate flavored, all that kind of shit? Get some of those. Get the shit that you would never have in your home, you'd never buy for groceries, you'd never do any of that kind of stuff, but you enjoy because you're going to want those indulgences for the next couple weeks or month.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Obviously call the weed plug or hit up the weed spot, right? Because Cali, all these other places, they got the legal weed, so go, but they're shutting that down immediately. Remember, it's only going to be grocery stores, pharmacies open. That's it, okay? What else was there? I think, oh, yeah, just those luxuries. You get those.
Starting point is 00:17:19 I think you should be good. Also, gyms are going to be closed. You're going to have to work out, okay? Because because if you don't work out everything your girlfriend or boyfriend says is gonna drive you fucking crazy i know how that is immediately anytime i disagree about anything it drives you fucking crazy unless i get that shit woos out and calm down um so i got my boy who works for this NBA team to get like a trainer to give them a hotel workout. Also, YouTube has tons of these like in your home workout or hotel workout or 30 minute workout.
Starting point is 00:17:52 You get that Corona cardio in and I think you'll be good. Uh, if you buy some weights or even those bands, those bands are kind of lit, right? Because they don't take up any space. You don't have to like be lugging around dumbbells in your apartment, but you can get a pretty good workout. But keep the workouts on. And that's it. I think I have one of those workouts.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I'll post it on Instagram if you guys want. I'll give it to Al so he'll post it on Instagram, et cetera. But, yeah, so what's going to happen? How are you going to get groceries, et cetera? I spoke to my friend who's in Italy, and she broke down how they get the groceries and everything out there um you can pretty much leave the apartment whenever you want but uh they say one member per family should leave at a time so hopefully people just respect that and do that uh she recommends not going to the big grocery stores because by going there you're pretty much
Starting point is 00:18:40 asking for corona right now and yeah the big grocery stores are the ones that sell out first you go to the hood spots right now boom fully stocked boom fully stocked that's exactly what she said she's like yo go to the corner stores go to the bodegas etc you're not going for the finest cuisine you've ever had you're going to get the essentials you're gonna get some fucking cereal some chicken you know some beef etc so if you got a corner store or like a you know, some beef, et cetera. So if you got a corner store or like a, you know, those shits that like they're not a supermarket, but they're not a bodega. Like key food. Key food's a grocery store. I'm talking about the Asian shits.
Starting point is 00:19:13 They're like elevated from a bodega, but they're not a grocery store. They're not a Whole Foods. Yeah. Anyway, if you go in there,'s probably gonna be less people what she said that uh was going on in italy was uh there's a bouncer at the grocery store worker yeah it's like a nightclub and they're like there's too many people in there we gotta wait for some people to leave like they literally say all the same thing and then the line outside everybody has to have like a meter of space in between each other so that's i don't know what a meter is but you have to figure that out does his bouncer. I don't know what a meter is,
Starting point is 00:19:46 but y'all should figure that out. Does his bouncer discriminate on people based on how they dress? No Sims, no Yankee fittings inside the club. That'd be mad funny. Bitches just show up, go right to the front of the line. Hey, Derek. Kissing him on the cheek.
Starting point is 00:20:01 You're like, yo, come on. All the fat bitches still waiting to get in. Yo, dress up nice. See if you can cut the line at the motherfucking Trader Joe's. You just walk up like, yeah, I know Joe. My boy's in there. He actually got a table. We popping bottles.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Yeah, he got some bottles in there. We got that two-buck Chuck. We got the two- chuck that charles schwab my boy got a whole case in there so uh so yeah so it's like basically you got that um locally grocery stores the little bodega type sheds are probably better she's like yo the the fruit and veggies probably run out in the morning okay there's not going to be a situation where you can't get food. It's going to be the same types of deliveries that are coming in. Right?
Starting point is 00:20:49 The food's going to be here. Everybody's freaking out about this food thing. There's going to be food. You don't have to worry about it. But people are going to be so paranoid, right, that they're going to run to the supermarket first and try to get all the shit. And keep in mind, it's shifting from in New York where a lot of us eat out. I would say 50% of us eat out every meal, something crazy like that. So now all those 50% are going to be at the supermarket.
Starting point is 00:21:12 So think about that. They probably don't have enough space to have double the amount of people buying stuff every single day. That's not to freak you out. There's always going to be food there. But if you do get there early, you want to get some salad to be food there But If you do get there early You want to get some salad Veggies That kind of stuff
Starting point is 00:21:27 Get there early If not Don't even bother going early Because that's when Everybody's going to be there You go during lunch And you should be Gucci Another thing
Starting point is 00:21:34 While we're living like kings Out here in this quarantine Distraction What we doing What we watching What we creating I already had mad people Hit me up after yesterday's ep just saying like,
Starting point is 00:21:46 yo, I just started this website or I just started a podcast. I made my YouTube channel. Like, this is a great once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to fucking create. If you have any creative bone in your body, flex that shit right now. You have time, and that's all it takes. I was right about Isaac Newton, by the way, developing algebra during the lockdown. I still don't think it was algebra.
Starting point is 00:22:07 It was one of the fucking theories that you use, but it's not algebra. I think it was TikTok. Isaac Newton made TikTok. Oh, he did? That was him, right? Yeah. Yeah, 100%, 100%.
Starting point is 00:22:18 He also liked little kids. That's what he did. This is gravity, right? It doesn't affect them. Young titties. This is so bad. Why do we have to go there? We're just trying to inform the people.
Starting point is 00:22:32 You know what I'm saying? We're just trying to give them a nice little, I don't know, quarantine getaway. That's all this is. This is a little quarantine getaway. What are you watching? So I started Game of Thrones with my shorty. Whoa. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Okay. Yes. That's true. You like Game of Thrones? Yeah. Have you seen it? I love Game of Thrones. Now, can I be honest with you right now?
Starting point is 00:22:56 All right. You know who's a fucking joint? Okay. Which? Who? Legolas, bro. Legolas. Which one is that?
Starting point is 00:23:07 That's the bow and arrow. Who the fuck got a bow and arrow? Orlando Bloom, son. Are you talking about a dude, son? Yeah. I'm like, what? Son, that's my dude. Legolas, bro, with the bow and arrow.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Cupid, hit me. Son, you're talking about Lord of the Rings, asshole. You said Game of Thrones. That's what I said? Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm wearing fucking moccasins and button-down shirts. And this motherfucker got a ring in a pocket.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Who got a fucking arrow in Game of Thrones, son? He got his ring in a pocket with no Velcro or zipper. Do you realize how crazy Frodo was, son? The most powerful ring ever is in a regular handkerchief pocket. No zipper, no Velcro. And then just, and then he rocked it.
Starting point is 00:23:54 On a regular Cuban link. It looked like your chain. Son, he got it on my, look. You think I'm going to put the most valuable ring in the world on this floss? Bling, bling. I Floss? Blink, blink. I got my shit on floss.
Starting point is 00:24:08 I got some salad stuck in my tooth. I'm picking it out with this necklace. Lord of the Rings, that's a good one because that's a commitment. That's a commitment. Three hours, three movies. Yeah, that's a good one. Let's go. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Okay? Also, you got to stop it every five minutes to explain that shit to your fucking girlfriend who can't just rationalize that Gandalf and Dumbledore is the same fucking guy and I understand I understand she calling this motherfucker Dumbledore I'm like you don't stop disrespecting Dumbledore and Gandalf it's different even though they wear the same goddamn outfit. They got the same goddamn cane. They got the same goddamn powers, okay? You realize how little creativity Hollywood got with this fucking cast in bro typecast this ball fuck Ned Stark is it else he's gonna rings. Yeah. Yes, and he's the first one to die. Oh
Starting point is 00:25:04 Shit, I know son because this was before he was popping so before he was popping looking young crispy cute not as cute as my man orlando though legolas bro i gotta run that back yo oh my god the hair the look the gaze look the gaze he'd be hitting you like that and the aim with the arrow too much hit me hey hey hey bend that bow so what are you googling yeah look at that motherfucking pretty motherfucker right there look at him come on elves ain't men Elves ain't men or women. Elves are elves. Okay. That's an elf. An elf is not a man or a woman.
Starting point is 00:25:48 That's an elf. Look at this one. It's got the contour going. That's it, bro. He's a little baddie, son. Tell me that's not an elf, bro. You're a little baddie. You're a little baddie. If you're like, yo, I fucked last night.
Starting point is 00:25:58 You'd be like, yo, what's she look like? You'd be like, nah, nah, that's an elf. Son. That's it. He looked just like the elf we saw at the airport. Oh. That's the elf. That's it. He looked just like the elf we saw at the airport. You remember the lady of a certain religion with the pointy ears and the wig? So she looked just like him. Oh, the Hasidic Jewish one?
Starting point is 00:26:15 Yeah. She got elf-like quality. They're both wearing wigs. That's a fact. But also look at my ears. My ears are elven. I have elfish ears if you look at my ears. My ears are elven. I have elfish ears. If you look at my ears.
Starting point is 00:26:26 It's not pointy. I got two points on my ears. Nah. You didn't see my points? That shit look like a pimple popper. They should take that shit out. We got to go to Dr. Pimple Popper and get my ears right. Because we got to take the elf out.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Hey, Dr. Pimple Popper, holler to help us get the elf out of my ears, all right? But no, I'm fucking with that Lord of the Rings, dog. I'm on the- What you want? I'm on, I told you. Damn, something fall? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Snowfall.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Snowfall, yeah. FX show, watching on Hulu. That shit is fire. Yeah. You're learning how you became a crack dealer. Yep, basically. Because that's how it started. You ended up becoming a crack dealer because of-
Starting point is 00:27:03 I never sold crack, stop it. You never sold crack? No, not crack. What'd you sell? Just weed. That's it? Yeah, I hung with people who sold different things. Game.
Starting point is 00:27:11 I thought you were hard, bro. Nah, son. Far Rock, you're not selling a rock? Son, that shit is scary. What? Crack? Yeah, and dealing with crackheads. Some crackheads are fucking scary, son.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Fine. Weed heads way scarier. Weed heads will kiss you. They chill. They scary now than this time. Yeah. I'm's way scarier. Weedhead's a kiss you. They chill. They scary now in this time. Yeah. I'm more scared of a weedhead than I am a crackhead. No.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Because crackhead will stop doing anything that you want them to stop doing as long as you give them some crack. Yeah, but you have to give them crack if they don't got money. And then you come up short to your dealer and then now you got to deal with it. I'd rather deal with my dealer than this crackhead. All right. Come on, son. Come on, son. to your dealer and then now you gotta deal with my dealer than this crackhead all right come on son come on son come on son anyway look um go watch some shit man go work out create some dope shit use this time accordingly and i think in the next couple weeks we're gonna be locked down i think it'll be fun and i think there's gonna be a lot of great podcasts out there there's gonna be a lot
Starting point is 00:28:03 of great content out there i know we're gonna be a lot of great content out there. I know we're going to be cooking some shit up. You know, some of the people in the crew taking their sweet fucking time to get back to New York. Mark. Mark's bitch ass went to fucking Orlando. Mm hmm. Must be nice. Must be nice, huh? But he comes back with a wand.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Wait, what? A wand. Because Disney World hasn't closed. Disney World didn't land close. Oh, shit. A wand. Because Disney World hasn't closed. Disney World didn't close. Disney Land closed. Oh, shit. If that motherfucker went to the Harry Potter show,
Starting point is 00:28:29 Without us? We'd fight it. Yo, my girl was so happy that we canceled the Orlando show. Why? So that we didn't go to Harry Potter without her.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Oh, she's hating. Yo, my girl, before quarantine, Corona was killing everybody. She goes, Andrew, for your safety. She goes, I don't want you going to harry potter i was like yeah but babe i'm gonna be in a room with 400 people they're like way
Starting point is 00:28:50 closer to me she goes it's about your safety i was like babe what if you come down with me that weekend can we go she's like i'll protect you i'll protect you if we go to Harry Potter again. I was a little tight. We missed out on that. We'll get back down there. Orlando, we're going to get back down there. But in the meantime, we're going to stay away from these groups, and we're going to quarantine. We're going to get shit together.
Starting point is 00:29:13 And before we get out of here, I want to give you guys some financial advice that I heard. Now, I want to preface this by saying I am completely financially illiterate. I just hoard money like fucking Scrooge McDuck or whatever it is. I don't know how to make that money, make money. That being said, I'm sure you and everybody else in this world has heard, hey, this is the time. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity to make money on the stock market. The people in the finance world are licking their chops right now. Those who still have chops to lick, a lot of them lost everything, but they're licking their chops because when the market takes a dip like this, it can only go back up. So you can get in for pennies on the dollar,
Starting point is 00:29:51 right? Especially now because money's super, super cheap. I think the Fed just dropped the interest rate to like zero or something crazy, put $700 billion back into the market. Basically, what's going on is you have to find the low point in the market and then put some money in there. Now, again, don't take my advice about this kind of stuff. Do your own research when it comes to finances, because that's real stuff. Okay. I don't want you going broke off some shit I said, but I asked my boy, I was like, yo, when should I get in? If I was to invest, when should I get in? He goes, well, you want to try to get in when it's lowest. I'm like, well, when would that be? What is a good indicator for lowest?
Starting point is 00:30:30 And he goes, let me talk to some of my friends. Then he hits me up the next day. He goes, if they shut down JFK, put all your money in. Because that's going to be as low as it gets. If they shut down JFK, put your money in now that doesn't mean it won't go down further but it's not going to go down that much for the jfk it has i think the most international flights of any airport in the world right that's going to be true economic casualty right there if they shut down jfk so that's when we're going to get in put a thousand
Starting point is 00:31:02 bucks in when they do it see what happens you. You never know. You put a thousand in your shit quadruples, hey, you live in large. You know what I mean? You can buy that full size cut out of Legolas. Put it in your room. You know what I mean? Stroke that bow. Did he have a body on him? Son, it's not up to that
Starting point is 00:31:20 part yet. He's still close. He got that baggy over shirt they wear. He has a loveseat. Say what? He has a loveseat. Did he stroke something? Yeah, he stro still close. He got that like baggy over shirt they wear, you know, because he has a love scene. Say what? He has a love scene. He stroke something. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:31:29 he showed some. Are you sure? Yeah. You're thinking of pirates of the Caribbean. And I think he has a love scene, either him or the guy who's like going to be. Oh,
Starting point is 00:31:40 I don't want to ruin it. I don't want this spoilers. What's up? To me, every scene he's in is a love scene. Hey, hey, bro. Hey, bro. Come on, bro. Come on now, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:53 On that note. Any more words to the people? Just, guys, stop being stupid. Stop being selfish. So what? If you're young, you could recover from it. Stay inside. It's not even worth it it's
Starting point is 00:32:05 not worth it stay inside stay inside man and uh yeah man hopefully these things are um are helpful to you guys and uh if not for some real information but also just some distractions some uh some structure you know in these kind of weird times i i think uh anxiety is quite normal so it's cool to be able to connect with y'all like this And I really hope that it's helpful man And we'll do them as long as it's something You guys find value in And yeah and that's it man Maybe one of these days we'll find a name
Starting point is 00:32:35 Who knows But it's fun coming in here everyday I'm not gonna lie I fucks with it We hope y'all do man Holler at us be good be safe peace

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