Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Coronavirus Quarantine Like A King
Episode Date: March 15, 2020What up friends and enemies. The quarantine is coming and it's important that you guys know how to quarantine like a king. Forget the necessities, buy the luxuries... Dont worry, I'll explain....
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What up friends, enemies, and everyone in between?
It's your boy Shultz here.
Alex Media is also in the building.
What up, Alex?
I am. I am in the building.
Oh, there's no yurr?
Yurr.
You're not in the middle of yurr, bro?
Come on, don't let them get to you.
Gotta give them a Corona yurr.
They tried to come for your yurr, bro.
I saw that.
They tried to come for your yurr.
Anyway, we're back with another episode of whatever this is.
We don't know what this is.
We're just trying to guide you guys through this whole Corona pandemic experience.
Obviously, it's fucked up and affecting everybody differently and affecting everybody at different paces.
That's something we've definitely learned from this.
You guys listening or watching at home, have you ever seen Dr. Pimple Popper?
Do you know what that is?
It's this Asian woman who pops these massive abscesses that just grow on people.
And she's got a TV show on TLC about it.
She starred on Twitter.
And I remember I used to watch her on Twitter because – don't touch your face.
Take a shot every time I touch my face.
You will be destroyed within the first
three minutes of this video um but yeah i used to watch her on twitter and these people would
come in and they would have a fucking grapefruit hanging off their eyebrow okay a massive
abscess what is it called al what's another name for it uh it's not even a pimple
growth whatever the fuck it was and she would cut them off their face and
there was this like interesting experience it was kind of cathartic because she would pop these
these uh big blisters whatever the whatever they were growths etc and um but i always remember
thinking i'm like how the fuck could you wait this long how could you walk around and act like a normal person when you have
a fucking ostrich egg hanging off of your forehead? Right. I couldn't fathom that somebody
could do that. Now I get it. When I see America's response to the coronavirus, I get it now. We are
the people that go to Dr. Pimple Popper,
and we don't have a fucking pimple popper. We literally need somebody to squeeze that football
growth off of our face, because the way that we're handling this, it's kind of like hysterically
pathetic. Like, it's really just a country kind of run by idiots. I know people say this all the
time. And I never really thought it right. Because I think you see politicians in like,
nice suits. So when you see someone in a nice suit, you think they're smarter than they are,
maybe. But I was watching Governor Cuomo today, who's trying to do the right thing. Don't get me
wrong. He's trying to do the right thing. And I think he's trying to run for president in 2024.
But it doesn't matter. Everybody got their little own agenda here.
But he was on TV.
He was saying what we need, and he was, you know, I want to –
they were talking about shutting down the schools.
He goes, I don't want to shut down the schools unless we get daycare centers open.
Okay?
These kids need to go somewhere.
Cuomo. open okay these kids need to go somewhere cuomo if you're afraid of the kids getting coronavirus at the school
what the do you think the difference is at the daycare center is there something special
about the daycare center is there some corona force field going on at these daycare centers? Well, maybe we should just teach school at the fucking daycare center.
How on earth is that going to help anyone?
Now, I understand why they don't want to shut down the schools
because I think we spoke about this last episode, right?
Yeah, well, some people have to work, and so.
All these healthcare providers, right?
All the nurses, all the doctors, all of them have kids, right?
So when they get to send their kid to school, they don't have to pay for a babysitter this that the other but a
daycare center is not going to be the thing that makes it work i mean you just see this like time
and time again these people making these absolutely stupid decisions dude it was saint patty's day
like today i think yeah saint patty's day today. Happy St. Patty's day. Well, celebrating it, but it's whatever. They do the whole parade.
Right.
So you had Americans going to St.
Patrick's day parade.
All over America,
white people.
It's always been a white holiday.
You know what I mean?
But,
uh,
not a lot of black Irishman.
I used to celebrate though.
You did.
You'd be the one black guy.
Yeah.
Just cause it's the day before my birthday.
It's like a pre-celebration.
Ah,
wish happy birthday to Alex. if you're still alive.
So they're celebrating St. Patrick's Day, right?
You see this happening all over the country.
Dude, there was a buddy who listens to the podcast.
He said he was doing pub crawls in Chicago for St. Patty's Day, right?
Ireland closed down all their pubs today.
Guys, what are we doing ireland closed down their pubs you can take a saint patty's day off if ireland is taking one off okay
i mean i just don't get it i don't understand why people are so
just reluctant to accept that this is a real thing.
Do you understand where it comes from?
Yeah.
No, I don't know where it comes from, but it needs to hit us to be real.
Dude, somebody famous needs to die.
We thought, and honestly, I don't believe that Tom Hanks and his wife have it.
And I'm not trying to be conspiratorial about it.
I truly don't think they have it.
I think that it was basically some people in power who were like, okay,
who does everybody know?
We need to get people to take this seriously.
Everybody knows Tom Hanks.
Hey, you're quarantined.
And also, if you guys aren't sending Tom Hanks volleyballs, you're assholes.
Okay?
Oh.
That is the best gift from Tom Hanks.
The second he's like, like yeah me and my wife are
quarantined if you don't give him a Wilson he will throw his wife right out the window
the second he gets that volleyball I photoshopped the picture of uh his wife's face on the volleyball
because her name is Rita Wilson and no yeah yeah and he's always had a Wilson oh you cornball Tom
Hanks we're on to, we're on to you.
We're on to you. And he's stranded on an island right now.
That's right.
This is his dream.
Yeah.
This is, what is it called?
Shipwreck?
What was the movie?
Castaway.
Castaway 2.
Him and his real Wilson.
Wow.
You think she talks as much as the volleyball?
Anyway.
Okay. Where were we? So. All the places that are locked down say again i think i think you're talking oh yeah yeah so so basically what's happening uh globally let's go back to
to like the world like what's happening in the world real quick and then i want to get to like
what's gonna happen in the united states because we said it's going towards quarantine you already
see that happening and um and i want you guys to be prepared to live like kings during the quarantine because you can king
out of quarantine. I've spoken to some people in countries that are currently quarantined,
and they told me the do's and don'ts about the quarantine. So I'm going to have y'all ready to
go. But first of all, what What's happening Countries on full lockdown Italy
Spain
France
Okay
Basically
All these countries
And it's so funny
To hear them talk about
They're like
I don't know why
It happened to us
I don't know
I can't understand
Why the coronavirus
Come to us
I don't know
I'll talk to you later
And then you kiss
The fucking UPS driver 16 times for delivering a
package this is why it affects you this is why it's going to everybody it's not even it's like
the more affection of the country of course the more they're gonna get corona yeah that's what i
said italy's a touchy people so that's it non-stop kissy touchy and even the guys hitting on the
girls is like they still do the whole grab arm shit.
It's just constant Corona.
Yeah.
You walk down the streets of Italy, you're going to get Corona.
Same with France.
Same with I think Portugal's fucked up.
Spain.
Spain.
As well.
They're locked down.
Germany is closing borders except for like deliveries and that kind of shit.
Oh, word.
Yeah.
It's going down.
It's really interesting because all it took was like one tragedy uh for like the brexit people to get what they wanted
like you know how brexit people are out there like yeah we need to have our own countries and
shut down borders and everybody needs to have their own independence and then germany's like
no we have one country we are europe we are all together and then a couple costs and sniffles
comes around it's like well maybe we close the borders for a little bit.
Maybe have a little separation.
So that's Germany going back on their shit.
And, oh, I heard some interesting moves about Russia.
I don't know how truthful this is,
but like you're starting to see people use Corona
for their own personal interests, right?
Countries use Corona for their own personal interests.
Okay. In what way?
So Russia apparently has a big vote coming up, right?
I think April 22nd, the vote is for Vladimir Putin
to maintain power so he can have like another 12 years, right?
So obviously people are going to want to come together,
riot and protest, right?
But what did they say because of corona?
No public gatherings
don't come and hang out especially not in public areas because you could get corona
wow smart right wow they know what the fuck they're doing out there and then the the craziest
situation of all is how britain is handling corona have you guys read up at all about how Britain is handling Corona? They just saying, it's almost, it's comical. They're just saying, nah, fuck it.
That's the reaction. They're like, we're all going to get it. So what? Right. And, and they're just
going to go for that herd mentality thing we were talking about. So basically, if 60% of the population ends up getting it, then it becomes very hard to pass on.
So they're basically like, oh, people stay inside.
And then everybody else keep doing what you're doing.
And then if everybody gets it, everybody gets it.
Wow.
So they're accepting that people will die.
They're accepting that that will happen.
And I think low key, they're just like trying to get pensioners out of there.
Because, you know, have this like Amazing pension program
Yeah yeah yeah
And they can't probably
Support it
So they're like
Okay let's just knock off
All the old people
Now we don't have to
Pay their pensions
Economy's gonna be
Booming after this
And we come out ahead
Everybody else is trying
To save their old people
We're gonna come out
Young
Hot
Golden State Warriors
Whoa
Yeah
Lots of rookies
That's some
Diabolical shit right there.
Real talk.
They fucking tanked for the first pick.
Britain is tanking for the number one draft pick, and they might get it low key.
Fucking restructuring the team.
They really are, dude.
All the old British people that lived to like 100 years old, they got those moles on their
face.
Where's Dr. Pimple Popper when you need him?
But they're going to be dead.
And then young Britain,
it's going to be all
Anthony Joshua's.
Just right wing Britain's
like worst nightmare.
Shout out to that.
What's his name?
Boris, that motherfucker.
I don't know who that is.
Yo, Boris and Bernie Sanders
got the same comb.
Who's Boris?
Boris Johnson,
the prime minister of England.
Oh.
Of Great Britain.
And both of them,
there's a great meme, but it's both of them look like they comb their hair with a balloon.
Okay, I remember that.
Okay, so where else are we at?
What do we do?
So what do we do?
What do we do?
What do we do?
What do we do?
This is what's going to happen.
Okay?
Right now you see America's going towards quarantine, right?
We're doing this cute little shit right now where we're saying no more bars and restaurants.
But they're basically trying to like remove all public gathering places.
You've seen this happen, right?
So like California is shutting down bars and restaurants.
I think they're shutting down all bars and the restaurants after a certain hour, right?
They've made all places reduce capacity to like 50%, right?
to like 50 right so now like half capacity i guess makes it less you know uh catchable corona because of the social distancing thing or something fucking retarded it's retarded i don't
know what it is um point being is if you're a loser with no friends you can just say you're
social distancing i think that's the way to hustle this shit all All you GameStop nerds, go out. Now's your time to shine.
Is it just you for the reservation?
Yeah, I would.
I would have come with my friends, but I'm social distancing.
These incels about to be cool right now.
Incels are trendsetters, bro.
Incels at home playing Call of Duty.
Like, yo, I've been social distancing for a minute.
All my friends live in Zimbabwe. Actually, I don't know if you got Call of Duty. Like, yo, I've been social distancing for a minute. All my friends live in Zimbabwe.
Actually, I don't know if you got Call of Duty in Zimbabwe.
Anyway, point is, yes, all these places.
Illinois, shutdown, bars and restaurants.
Hoboken has a fucking curfew.
Puerto Rico has a curfew.
That being said, I think they've had a curfew since that hurricane.
I don't think they have electricity.
Sorry, Alex.
I know that's your people.
I know.
But their curfew is nightfall la noche is their curfew
so uh so yeah so now we're going towards like it's like a pseudo quarantine this isn't gonna
work and then they're just gonna go all right everybody fucking stay inside that's basically
how this is gonna happen i promise you but i think they don't want to tell everybody to go inside
because I think they don't want to completely shut down the economy.
I think if they just go, everybody has to stay inside,
then we all go, oh, it's a wrap.
But as long as business can pretend to be operating,
then I think everything is going to be okay.
Then I think they believe it's going to be okay,
but it's eventually going to go to quarantine.
Everybody's going to be in for at least two weeks, maybe a month, right?
Because that's literally what every other country is doing.
All we have to do is look at Europe.
They're ahead of us.
It's the same disease.
It's the same timeline.
We look at Europe and then go, okay, that's going to be us.
All right?
We're going to be quarantined.
Now, before you get upset, before you get bummed, remember, you're not listening to one of those fear-mongering podcasts or shows.
You're listening to Andrew Schultz and Alex Media.
Okay?
So we're going to find some positivo in this shit.
Mm-hmm.
How do you live like a king during your quarantine?
What do you do um i know the question everybody has is
what are the necessities what should i get fuck the necessities get the luxuries i know that
sounds crazy but just hear me out on it all the grocery stores are going to be open all the grocery stores are going to be open. All the pharmacies are going to be open.
Okay?
You know who's not going to be open?
Kiehl's.
All right?
You can go to the grocery store and get your lucerin or whatever,
like regular lotion,
or before everything gets shut down,
you go to your fancy stores and get the shit that you like.
Stock up on that for a month.
So you get the soaps you like, right? You get the lotion that you like stock up on that for a month so you get the soaps you
like right you get the lotion you like the shampoo you get all the things that you want to be
specific with in your life face wash you know girls have 15 different face washes and hair
spraying all that kind of stuff right they take up the whole thing and we're supposedly bad for
the environment every one of these girls is environmental disaster walking around so what
your girls got all her shit at your place?
No, I'm just saying
when girls come over, they leave a lot of
stuff. Let's just say that.
Your girls are bringing shampoo, dawg?
Next!
That's you in the bathroom like,
get your stuff out of my bathroom.
So... Get your ass home
Where's your bathtub
That shit is looking
Spick and span
Right now
I'm about to be
My shit right there
So
I like that though
Get luxuries
I like that
No bullshit
Because if you're
Going to be locked down
You got to be locked down Living good Right So here's a couple things Make. They'll get luxuries. I like that. No bullshit, because if you're going to be locked down, you got to be locked down, living
good.
Right.
So here's a couple of things.
Make sure you get the luxuries.
Right.
Um, another thing that's very important because I'm talking to my buddies, I'm talking to
people in Italy and people in parts of Canada that are locked down.
Right.
Because they were like in contact with the people that had the virus and they're like,
bro, get things that you normally don't consume in your house.
That's the number one thing everybody forgets, right?
For example, I don't ever drink coffee in my house.
I don't have a coffee machine.
So the second you get quarantined, that's no more coffee for you, right?
So what you've got to do is make sure that you've got a coffee maker
or you get yourself a little coffee maker and the coffee you like
because you're going to want to wake up and have that morning coffee.
I don't have sweets in my house ever.
I don't have candy.
I don't have chocolate.
I don't have none of that shit.
But if I'm out, I might want a little something sweet, a little dessert.
Boom.
You get it.
Get all those things.
A Snapple.
San Pellegrino.
You know those little sodas that are like grapefruit flavored,
pomegranate flavored, all that kind of shit?
Get some of those.
Get the shit that you would never have in your home,
you'd never buy for groceries, you'd never do any of that kind of stuff,
but you enjoy because you're going to want those indulgences
for the next couple weeks or month.
Obviously call the weed plug or hit up the weed spot, right?
Because Cali, all these other places, they got the legal weed, so go,
but they're shutting that down immediately.
Remember, it's only going to be grocery stores, pharmacies open.
That's it, okay?
What else was there?
I think, oh, yeah, just those luxuries.
You get those.
I think you should be good.
Also, gyms are going to be closed.
You're going to have to work out, okay? Because because if you don't work out everything your girlfriend or boyfriend says is gonna drive you fucking crazy
i know how that is immediately anytime i disagree about anything it drives you fucking crazy unless
i get that shit woos out and calm down um so i got my boy who works for this NBA team to get like a trainer to give them a
hotel workout.
Also, YouTube has tons of these like in your home workout or hotel workout or 30 minute
workout.
You get that Corona cardio in and I think you'll be good.
Uh, if you buy some weights or even those bands, those bands are kind of lit, right?
Because they don't take up any space.
You don't have to like be lugging around dumbbells in your apartment,
but you can get a pretty good workout.
But keep the workouts on.
And that's it.
I think I have one of those workouts.
I'll post it on Instagram if you guys want.
I'll give it to Al so he'll post it on Instagram, et cetera.
But, yeah, so what's going to happen?
How are you going to get groceries, et cetera?
I spoke to my friend who's in Italy,
and she broke down how they get the groceries and everything out there um you can pretty much leave the apartment whenever you want but uh they
say one member per family should leave at a time so hopefully people just respect that and do that
uh she recommends not going to the big grocery stores because by going there you're pretty much
asking for corona right now and yeah the big grocery stores are the ones that sell out first
you go to the hood spots right now boom fully stocked boom fully stocked that's exactly what
she said she's like yo go to the corner stores go to the bodegas etc you're not going for the
finest cuisine you've ever had you're going to get the essentials you're gonna get some fucking
cereal some chicken you know some beef etc so if you got a corner store or like a you know, some beef, et cetera. So if you got a corner store or like a, you know, those shits that like they're not a supermarket, but they're not a bodega.
Like key food.
Key food's a grocery store.
I'm talking about the Asian shits.
They're like elevated from a bodega, but they're not a grocery store.
They're not a Whole Foods.
Yeah.
Anyway, if you go in there,'s probably gonna be less people what she said that uh was going on in italy was uh there's a bouncer at the grocery store
worker yeah it's like a nightclub and they're like there's too many people in there we gotta
wait for some people to leave like they literally say all the same thing and then the line outside
everybody has to have like a meter of space in between each other so that's i don't know what
a meter is but you have to figure that out does his bouncer. I don't know what a meter is,
but y'all should figure that out. Does his bouncer discriminate on people
based on how they dress?
No Sims, no Yankee fittings inside the club.
That'd be mad funny.
Bitches just show up,
go right to the front of the line.
Hey, Derek.
Kissing him on the cheek.
You're like, yo, come on.
All the fat bitches still waiting to get in.
Yo, dress up nice.
See if you can cut the line at the motherfucking Trader Joe's.
You just walk up like, yeah, I know Joe.
My boy's in there.
He actually got a table.
We popping bottles.
Yeah, he got some bottles in there.
We got that two-buck Chuck.
We got the two- chuck that charles schwab
my boy got a whole case in there so uh so yeah so it's like basically you got that um
locally grocery stores the little bodega type sheds are probably better she's like yo the the
fruit and veggies probably run out in the morning okay there's not going to be a situation where you can't get food.
It's going to be the same types of deliveries that are coming in.
Right?
The food's going to be here.
Everybody's freaking out about this food thing.
There's going to be food.
You don't have to worry about it.
But people are going to be so paranoid, right, that they're going to run to the supermarket first and try to get all the shit.
And keep in mind, it's shifting from in New York where a lot of us eat out.
I would say 50% of us eat out every meal, something crazy like that.
So now all those 50% are going to be at the supermarket.
So think about that.
They probably don't have enough space to have double the amount of people buying stuff every single day.
That's not to freak you out.
There's always going to be food there.
But if you do get there early, you want to get some salad to be food there But If you do get there early
You want to get some salad
Veggies
That kind of stuff
Get there early
If not
Don't even bother going early
Because that's when
Everybody's going to be there
You go during lunch
And you should be Gucci
Another thing
While we're living like kings
Out here in this quarantine
Distraction
What we doing
What we watching
What we creating
I already had mad people
Hit me up after yesterday's ep just saying like,
yo, I just started this website or I just started a podcast.
I made my YouTube channel.
Like, this is a great once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to fucking create.
If you have any creative bone in your body, flex that shit right now.
You have time, and that's all it takes.
I was right about Isaac Newton, by the way,
developing algebra during the lockdown.
I still don't think it was algebra.
It was one of the fucking theories that you use,
but it's not algebra.
I think it was TikTok.
Isaac Newton made TikTok.
Oh, he did?
That was him, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, 100%, 100%.
He also liked little kids.
That's what he did.
This is gravity, right?
It doesn't affect them.
Young titties.
This is so bad.
Why do we have to go there?
We're just trying to inform the people.
You know what I'm saying?
We're just trying to give them a nice little, I don't know, quarantine getaway.
That's all this is.
This is a little quarantine getaway.
What are you watching?
So I started Game of Thrones with my shorty.
Whoa.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
That's true.
You like Game of Thrones?
Yeah.
Have you seen it?
I love Game of Thrones.
Now, can I be honest with you right now?
All right.
You know who's a fucking joint?
Okay.
Which?
Who?
Legolas, bro.
Legolas.
Which one is that?
That's the bow and arrow.
Who the fuck got a bow and arrow?
Orlando Bloom, son.
Are you talking about a dude, son?
Yeah.
I'm like, what?
Son, that's my dude.
Legolas, bro, with the bow and arrow.
Cupid, hit me.
Son, you're talking about Lord of the Rings, asshole.
You said Game of Thrones.
That's what I said?
Yeah.
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm wearing fucking moccasins and button-down shirts.
And this motherfucker got a ring in a pocket.
Who got a fucking arrow in Game of Thrones, son?
He got his ring in a pocket with no Velcro or zipper.
Do you realize how crazy Frodo was, son?
The most powerful ring ever
is in a regular handkerchief pocket.
No zipper, no Velcro.
And then just,
and then he rocked it.
On a regular Cuban link.
It looked like your chain.
Son, he got it on my, look.
You think I'm going to put
the most valuable ring in the world
on this floss?
Bling, bling. I Floss? Blink, blink.
I got my shit on floss.
I got some salad stuck in my tooth.
I'm picking it out with this necklace.
Lord of the Rings, that's a good one because that's a commitment.
That's a commitment.
Three hours, three movies.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Let's go.
That's a good one.
Okay?
Also, you got to stop it every five minutes to explain that shit to your fucking girlfriend
who can't just
rationalize that Gandalf and Dumbledore is the same fucking guy and I understand I understand
she calling this motherfucker Dumbledore I'm like you don't stop disrespecting Dumbledore and Gandalf
it's different even though they wear the same goddamn outfit. They got the same goddamn cane. They got the same goddamn powers, okay?
You realize how little creativity Hollywood got with this fucking cast in bro typecast this ball fuck
Ned Stark is it else he's gonna rings. Yeah. Yes, and he's the first one to die. Oh
Shit, I know son because this was before he was
popping so before he was popping looking young crispy cute not as cute as my man orlando though
legolas bro i gotta run that back yo oh my god the hair the look the gaze
look the gaze he'd be hitting you like that and the aim with the arrow too much hit me hey hey hey bend that bow so what are you googling yeah look at that motherfucking pretty motherfucker right
there look at him come on elves ain't men Elves ain't men or women. Elves are elves.
Okay.
That's an elf.
An elf is not a man or a woman.
That's an elf.
Look at this one.
It's got the contour going.
That's it, bro.
He's a little baddie, son. Tell me that's not an elf, bro.
You're a little baddie.
You're a little baddie.
If you're like, yo, I fucked last night.
You'd be like, yo, what's she look like?
You'd be like, nah, nah, that's an elf.
Son.
That's it.
He looked just like the elf we saw at the airport.
Oh. That's the elf. That's it. He looked just like the elf we saw at the airport. You remember the lady of a certain religion with the pointy ears and the wig?
So she looked just like him.
Oh, the Hasidic Jewish one?
Yeah.
She got elf-like quality.
They're both wearing wigs.
That's a fact.
But also look at my ears.
My ears are elven.
I have elfish ears if you look at my ears. My ears are elven. I have elfish ears.
If you look at my ears.
It's not pointy.
I got two points on my ears.
Nah.
You didn't see my points?
That shit look like a pimple popper.
They should take that shit out.
We got to go to Dr. Pimple Popper and get my ears right.
Because we got to take the elf out.
Hey, Dr. Pimple Popper, holler to help us get the elf out of my ears, all right?
But no, I'm fucking with that Lord of the Rings, dog.
I'm on the-
What you want?
I'm on, I told you.
Damn, something fall?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Snowfall.
Snowfall, yeah.
FX show, watching on Hulu.
That shit is fire.
Yeah.
You're learning how you became a crack dealer.
Yep, basically.
Because that's how it started.
You ended up becoming a crack dealer because of-
I never sold crack, stop it.
You never sold crack?
No, not crack.
What'd you sell?
Just weed.
That's it?
Yeah, I hung with people who sold different things.
Game.
I thought you were hard, bro.
Nah, son.
Far Rock, you're not selling a rock?
Son, that shit is scary.
What?
Crack?
Yeah, and dealing with crackheads.
Some crackheads are fucking scary, son.
Fine.
Weed heads way scarier.
Weed heads will kiss you.
They chill. They scary now than this time. Yeah. I'm's way scarier. Weedhead's a kiss you. They chill.
They scary now in this time.
Yeah.
I'm more scared of a weedhead than I am a crackhead.
No.
Because crackhead will stop doing anything that you want them to stop doing as long as you give them some crack.
Yeah, but you have to give them crack if they don't got money.
And then you come up short to your dealer and then now you got to deal with it.
I'd rather deal with my dealer than this crackhead.
All right. Come on, son. Come on, son. to your dealer and then now you gotta deal with my dealer than this crackhead all right come on son
come on son come on son anyway look um go watch some shit man go work out create some dope shit
use this time accordingly and i think in the next couple weeks we're gonna be locked down i think
it'll be fun and i think there's gonna be a lot of great podcasts out there there's gonna be a lot
of great content out there i know we're gonna be a lot of great content out there. I know we're going to be cooking some shit up.
You know, some of the people in the crew taking their sweet fucking time to get back to New York.
Mark.
Mark's bitch ass went to fucking Orlando.
Mm hmm.
Must be nice.
Must be nice, huh?
But he comes back with a wand.
Wait, what?
A wand.
Because Disney World hasn't closed.
Disney World didn't land close. Oh, shit. A wand. Because Disney World hasn't closed. Disney World didn't close.
Disney Land closed.
Oh, shit.
If that motherfucker
went to the Harry Potter show,
Without us?
We'd fight it.
Yo, my girl was so happy
that we canceled
the Orlando show.
Why?
So that we didn't go
to Harry Potter without her.
Oh, she's hating.
Yo, my girl,
before quarantine,
Corona was killing everybody.
She goes,
Andrew, for your safety.
She goes, I don't want you going to
harry potter i was like yeah but babe i'm gonna be in a room with 400 people they're like way
closer to me she goes it's about your safety i was like babe what if you come down with me that
weekend can we go she's like i'll protect you i'll protect you if we go to Harry Potter again. I was a little tight.
We missed out on that.
We'll get back down there.
Orlando, we're going to get back down there.
But in the meantime, we're going to stay away from these groups,
and we're going to quarantine.
We're going to get shit together.
And before we get out of here,
I want to give you guys some financial advice that I heard.
Now, I want to preface this by saying I am completely financially illiterate.
I just hoard money like fucking Scrooge McDuck or whatever it is. I don't know how to make that money, make money. That being said, I'm sure you
and everybody else in this world has heard, hey, this is the time. It's a once in a lifetime
opportunity to make money on the stock market. The people in the finance world are licking their
chops right now. Those who still have chops to lick, a lot of them lost everything, but they're
licking their chops because when the market takes a dip like this, it can only go back up. So you can get in for pennies on the dollar,
right? Especially now because money's super, super cheap. I think the Fed just dropped the
interest rate to like zero or something crazy, put $700 billion back into the market. Basically,
what's going on is you have to find the low point in the market
and then put some money in there. Now, again, don't take my advice about this kind of stuff.
Do your own research when it comes to finances, because that's real stuff. Okay. I don't want you
going broke off some shit I said, but I asked my boy, I was like, yo, when should I get in?
If I was to invest, when should I get in? He goes, well, you want to try to get in when it's lowest. I'm like, well, when would that be?
What is a good indicator for lowest?
And he goes, let me talk to some of my friends.
Then he hits me up the next day.
He goes, if they shut down JFK, put all your money in.
Because that's going to be as low as it gets.
If they shut down JFK, put your money in now that doesn't mean it
won't go down further but it's not going to go down that much for the jfk it has i think the
most international flights of any airport in the world right that's going to be true economic
casualty right there if they shut down jfk so that's when we're going to get in put a thousand
bucks in when they do it see what happens you. You never know. You put a thousand in
your shit quadruples, hey,
you live in large. You know what I mean?
You can buy that full size cut out of Legolas.
Put it in your room. You know what I mean?
Stroke that bow.
Did he have a body on him?
Son, it's not up to that
part yet. He's still close.
He got that baggy over shirt
they wear. He has a loveseat. Say what? He has a loveseat. Did he stroke something? Yeah, he stro still close. He got that like baggy over shirt they wear, you know,
because he has a love scene.
Say what?
He has a love scene.
He stroke something.
Yeah,
he showed some.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
You're thinking of pirates of the Caribbean.
And I think he has a love scene,
either him or the guy
who's like going to be.
Oh,
I don't want to ruin it.
I don't want this spoilers.
What's up?
To me, every scene he's in is a love scene.
Hey, hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on now, bro.
On that note.
Any more words to the people?
Just, guys, stop being stupid.
Stop being selfish.
So what?
If you're young, you could recover from it.
Stay inside.
It's not even worth it it's
not worth it stay inside stay inside man and uh yeah man hopefully these things are um are helpful
to you guys and uh if not for some real information but also just some distractions some uh some
structure you know in these kind of weird times i i think uh anxiety is quite normal so it's cool
to be able to connect with y'all like this And I really hope that it's helpful man
And we'll do them as long as it's something
You guys find value in
And yeah and that's it man
Maybe one of these days we'll find a name
Who knows
But it's fun coming in here everyday I'm not gonna lie
I fucks with it
We hope y'all do man
Holler at us be good be safe peace