Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - DeFUN The Whites w/ Aba from “Aba & Preach”

Episode Date: June 9, 2020

This week Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon are joined by Aba Atlas (from Aba and Preach)to discuss canceling scientist, if defunding the police saves black lives, Nancy Pelosi o...ut Trumped Trump, white people hijacking BLM protest, corporations don't really care about the Black Lives Matter movement and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Now, um, what am I getting my dog? I get my dog, I think in a couple of weeks. I'm not exactly sure. No, no, Mark asked me. I'm going to keep it to Virgil's with you. She was mad rude. I'm all excited about my to start hot. Son, I got a fucking hater in my girl's family, bro. My girl's brother. But you don't care, though. No, I don't care. But my girl's brother. But I do. But I don't. Here's the reason.
Starting point is 00:00:33 I thought it was just like you hate me as one of my girl's brothers hates me. I thought you just hate me. And I was like, I'm cool with it. Yeah. But I think he's trying to sabotage your boy. Wow. Like he was talking to the pops and trying to say that I wanted to give away the dog. Wow.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Not my golden doodle, the shitty one we got that I want to give away. Sounds like he's just a fan of the podcast. Exactly. That's exactly. I'm like, all right. But where you going to tell the dad that, bro? Where's the noose? It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:01:05 I'm trying to impress the dad, get the dad on my side. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, ain't it fucked up when somebody tries to sabotage your relationship from the outside? Ain't that a horrible thing? Who did that?
Starting point is 00:01:15 Spell Applecord. That's the hottest clip ever, yo. Hottest clip in Indian history. We're going to get to one of the best things that Akash has ever retweeted in my entire life bro this shit was amazing fucking goat but but how the fuck is that i'm meeting the dad and everything like that shit is going swimmingly you know al you don't know what that's about and uh and for real so and and then all a sudden, the last time we met, apparently, called the pops and tried to fucking sabotage your boy saying I wanted to get rid of the dog.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Yeah. Again, he just told the truth, man. He probably just preparing the dad like, yo, get ready. Man, y'all really making good arguments for this, bro. I didn't come at it that way. How did you come back from it? Were you like, no, I love it? You know what I said? I didn't come at it that way. How did you come back from it? Were you like, no, I love it.
Starting point is 00:02:06 You know what I said? I didn't deny it. I said, you know what? I don't like that dog, but I don't like the dog because I only value animals as much as they value me. So if an animal doesn't like me,
Starting point is 00:02:21 I don't like it. That's a decent save. That's what I said. I don't like that dog. But what is the dad doing to impress you because that's what matters is the parents got to impress you if you really wanted to sabotage he would have just been like yo dad you know he thinks you need to impress him i'll be honest with you bro double down shelter i'll be honest with you bro he was driving that car fast. I think he was letting me know. He's trying to impress you?
Starting point is 00:02:47 I think he was like, oh, I'm good driving cars fast. Oh. Did you think he was Senna? Is that what was going on? He was doing some Ayrton Senna. Y'all don't know about F1. Y'all some F fucking 10s. I mean, isn't that better?
Starting point is 00:03:02 Say what? That's better. I was just using the F word differently and you are the f1 if i had to name an f1 yeah it would be you andrew schultz capital f is that the new word for maggot just calling someone an f1 oh dude we just figured it out that's ill it's so lit it's ill and it's european you know oh yeah also why is that the thing he tried to sabotage you with? Why? Is there something else?
Starting point is 00:03:28 Yeah. You need to impress him. I was being impressive. I was like, yo, pick me up from Rogan, you know? Yeah, that's ill. He probably don't know what that means. Nah, he did. He was in there in the green room.
Starting point is 00:03:39 You took him to the green room? Bro, my girl. He should like you already. He was in the green room, son. This lying ass. He was trying to impress him. Yeah, 100%. Of course I'm trying to impress him. I thought you were he's lying as he was trying to impress him 100 i'm trying to impress him you don't care to impress you be talking shit like you don't care to impress because you dead ass feel that way before you're in the moment you know what i mean like before
Starting point is 00:04:05 you're there it's almost like going like i don't care if i bomb at this open mic and then you get on stage you're like no i'm gonna kill these i was throwing haymakers bro all weekend let's go all weekend oh my god that was fun it was good shit Did you throw out there That You hit up Rogan Like hey I'm gonna be in the city You know what you wanna do And then Rogan was like Oh come through
Starting point is 00:04:29 That's a look Like You just casual with Rogan I didn't say I didn't say like that She was super cash I didn't say it was cash like that You know what I mean
Starting point is 00:04:37 I didn't say it was cash like that You know what I'm saying But I will tell you this And I told you earlier But I get to tell all the Flaker 2 people right now We went full red pill oh yeah on rogan yeah he told me okay i brought up your boy bill still yeah we brought up the fed we went we went deep state i asked rogan i was like i go yo what's
Starting point is 00:04:57 what's the conspiracy you really want to know about because he was trashing flat flat earth and he goes he sits there for a second he goes, I want to know what's up with the deep state. And then we went in. Wild shit. Wild shit. I mean, the only thing less interesting than Bill Still is hearing you talk about Bill Still. It's interesting. You know, as I was saying it, I was like, man, this is losing steam.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Yeah, it's like when the train, you know when the train is speeding up, it goes, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga. Choo, choo. Bro, my shit was no choo, choo. You're more than horsey when you know you're bombing mid-bomb. That shit kills me. Fuck, fuck, dude.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Bomb with the dad. Bomb talking about his experience. You didn't bomb with the dad, you had a heckler. Fucking up your shit. Dude, I had a heckler, man. Yeah. Ah, shit. Shit.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Like me, my girl's brother. Come on. What's good? You do. You know what I'm saying? He listens. You know what I mean? He listens.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Say what? He listens. He will not like me when I fuck your sister. You know what I'm saying? Like that. That's crazy. Like shouldn't you like me nah off the jump off the rip like shouldn't you love me Yo, stop.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Stop. Stop. But like, come on. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. I'm wrong, Mark. Nah, that's selfish. That means he doesn't like his own sister.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Yo, right? Wait a minute. Make the make argument. I'm with you. Because you're making her happy. And so if he doesn't like you, that means he doesn't like his own sister. He doesn't want her to be happy. He don't want her to have them multiple gasms. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Come on. Come God. Come on. Come on. I don't know. As a friend, I feel like I should tell you to stop. But I also don't want you to be out here alone. You know what I mean? Why didn't you just tell him that? You should have just looked him in the eye and said,
Starting point is 00:07:02 look, dude, I'll give her that back. If you just tell him that, he just look him in the eye and said look dude i'll give her that back if you just tell her if you just tell him that he goes all right i didn't know you gave her that back true true oh fuck you should have considered that what if i was just like yo the real thing is that there can only be one doggy style in my house that's why we gotta get rid of that little motherfucker oh boy shit but no i do got a point i do have a point do i not have a point you think that's wild to say out that's wild why so wild bro we're fighting against oppression right now you are being oppressed a little bit. I'm being oppressed. Defund the family.
Starting point is 00:07:48 He got brother privilege. He doesn't brother privilege. Yeah, you got a point. Inside this dude's sister, bro. Wait a minute. That's my girl you're talking about. What's going on? I was so into the fun.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I was like, yeah, let's make more jokes. I'm like, girl, bro. I'm fucking like, girl, man. No, we're making fun of this guy's sister. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So easily tricked. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Yo. What's up, Al? Al took that one crazy, bro. White boys, y'all just white different. Why? Y'all just do it different. Why? That's wild crazy.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Wild disrespectful. He should punch you in your face. For what? Just because. I don't know. For some reason, I just feel like I'm fucked up. It's disrespectful, but it's not wrong. It's disrespectful to have sex with my girlfriend?
Starting point is 00:08:37 With my dick? Hey, dude. Real talk. hey dudes real talk is that disrespectful for me to take to take my fucking chunk now that blue chew bro is that disrespectful is that disrespectful does he know you chew it out nah bro he listens yeah dogs anyway yo go check out the rogan episode it's up today um it's fun it gets wild i mean yeah it gets wild it gets wild there's one moment where i go to the bathroom in the middle of a wild conversation i promise you we didn't cut anything but i know people are gonna go yo why wouldn't they were talking about these people killing people all of a sudden you took a break also if anything happens to me tragically i want
Starting point is 00:09:32 everybody to listen to that like in the near future i want everybody to listen to that episode and there's the reasons in it the reasons in it i can even point to what i think it would be son what's your glam pick my what your glam pick that's gonna be in the murals i'm not letting you pick it nah i'm asking you right now i gotta pick mine yeah what pose i would want to do i mean which one do you want to see on all the mirrors like black people need a glam pic you need a nose huh say what just a nose a nose yeah i mean no but like on some revolution you know it'd be kind of dope if you buried me but like my nose was above like he put me under the dirt but just my nose came up like a
Starting point is 00:10:15 shark fin no but i'm saying on some revolution shit like that you know i mean like the fucking the mask for v for medetta it's just the nose of andrew you spray paint and like the revolution is happening here that means secret meetings here yo we having secret meetings bro we getting down to the bottom of this shit bro motherfucker yeah i'm saying apple coid yo y'all gotta play this clip bro do you know did you see the thing i got post on twitter no look at the tweet with all the indian flags oh my god i'm on fire ass clip i'm on twitter history i literally have i took the red eye in tonight i took that red pill then we took that red eye okay i go on i'd land in new york i go on twitter
Starting point is 00:10:59 i believe i land you're go on twitter and Akash has this up. There's this video. Do you see it, Al? Do you want me to text it to you? Text it. All right. Let me go get it right quick. So Akash has this video. Explain what's going on.
Starting point is 00:11:14 This is a throwback clip to the spelling bee in like the early 2000s, maybe even earlier. But an Indian kid goes up. This is before everybody knew what we were doing at the spelling bee. This might have been our moment moment like our coming out party it gets the word alopecoid i think alopeco you got it right there yeah also by the way just real time they're trying to cancel me over that joke about somali clits back in the day on twitter again yeah they're coming back for me it's funny they don't try to cancel the people cutting off the clits you might want to cancel those motherfuckers you can't cancel the clits they did that's exactly what they do okay so okay so now the the tweet all right so
Starting point is 00:11:55 we'll give you up-to-date information as the podcast goes of how many more people are jumping on this uh it's like big right now oh it's going down yeah yeah um full screen it so this is at a million views this is back when the spelling is still espn2 mad grainy you know high def and the kid gets the word alopecoid and then legit passes out well no no just play it just so we can see it okay okay go alopecoid means like a fox vulpine all Oh, oh. He's trying to hold it together. Oh, and he out. And he out. He out. Keep watching.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Okay. I've never seen this happen. The poor gentleman. He's some. Gentleman. Motherfucker. Apparently has fainted. But look, gets himself off the ground.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Comes back up. They did stop at the clock. Wobbly. Hold on. A-L-O-P-E-C-O-I-D. Let's fucking go! That's when I look at my mans right there. First of all, nobody helped him.
Starting point is 00:12:55 That shit was hilarious. A child in front of adults passed out, hit their head on the ground, and none of the other kids budged. Right? None of the other kids budged. None of the fucking parents Did anything How do you feel about that
Starting point is 00:13:08 Do you think they were just So confident that like There's a doctor here Someone will help him He probably was a doctor You know what I mean Already He knows he's fine
Starting point is 00:13:18 Yo Doogie Howser Does sound Indian right Doogie Howser Oh man They take all our roles You know what I mean What can you do Yo, Doogie Howser does sound Indian, right? Doogie Howser. Oh, man. They take all our roles. You know what I mean? What can you do?
Starting point is 00:13:30 Yo. How cool is that? That was impressive, man. Say again? That was impressive. What, that kid? Yeah. Son, he's not Indian. It's on play.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Bro, we not. Indian's on play. What do you think just happened? He probably passed out from stress. And then he just was like, yeah, fuck it. I'm up. Let's do it. Holy shit
Starting point is 00:13:46 Yeah bro If he didn't get up They might have left him There the rest of the fucking Yeah his parents Gonna beat his ass worse Well That's honor killing bro
Starting point is 00:13:51 Can I say I think Nobody went to help him Because if you did Maybe they would have Told you the word And how to spell it Oh
Starting point is 00:14:01 That's why the parents Were like fuck I can't go help my kid Interference Yeah His parents are A piece of shit and how to spell it. That's why the parents were like, fuck, I can't go help my kid. Interference. His parents are a piece of shit. That's Indian parents, right? They just don't care.
Starting point is 00:14:15 That's fucked up. That's spelling, bro? Why'd you pick spelling? Y'all pick some weird shit to be good at. Spelling, doctor. How's doctor, engineer, how's that weird? The spelling I get, y'all know. Spelling. What else are we good at? Spelling? Doctor? Yeah, how's doctor engineer? How's that weird? What? The spelling I get, y'all know. Spelling? What else are we good at?
Starting point is 00:14:31 Oh, that baseball shit that y'all play? Cricket? With a stick? What? It is poor baseball, bro. They don't even got mitts. I know. They're just out there in their fucking bare feet. You guys love insects that much, dude. Crickets and bees you saved that shit
Starting point is 00:14:51 i was like mark you think i don't got your hair in a bun you do got that jesus hair too yo spelling bee is all we can do it's it's an easy way to a scholarship you just got to spell You do got that Jesus hair, too. That's what I'm saying, dog. Son of God. Yo, spelling bee is all we can do. It's the easy way to a scholarship. You just got to spell. It's just memorizing. I can't fathom you get a scholarship from just being able to spell things.
Starting point is 00:15:16 If you're a national spelling bee champion, I think you can go wherever you want. Okay. All right. How do you spell bored? Because that's what I am by this topic. It's a homonym, so you're going to have trouble with it. Bro, one of the best... What's that comic? What's his name?
Starting point is 00:15:36 He's like... Neil or something? That was really good. Every white comic? No, no. I went to the park. Mark Norman. Yeah, but like the older guy of that. I went to the park mark norman yeah yeah but like the older guy of
Starting point is 00:15:46 that i went to the norm mcdonald norm mcdonald yeah yeah yeah yeah right right yeah you know and then uh yeah i got my coffee yeah so funny how you could ruin anybody you know what i mean like no i'm about to big him up okay he's a genius but when you who's that guy man but now you get it though right now i'm like oh that's neil mcdonald what's his name norm mcdonald yeah so norm mcdonald he was on conan right and he was on with carrot top yeah oh this is so good oh my god this clip is amazing you've seen this clip you've seen it this all right look like so he's on with carrots i'll explain what happened seen it Alright look So he's on with Carrot Top I'll explain what happened And Carrot Top is No he's on with a girl
Starting point is 00:16:27 Who's doing a movie with Carrot Top Oh sorry yeah The girl's doing a movie with Carrot Top And the movie's called Chairman of the Board And The whole time Norm is sitting in the second seat
Starting point is 00:16:34 Alright you tell a story You fucking Indian Motherfucker Why don't you spell the story While we're at it No no go go You say it go So the whole time
Starting point is 00:16:43 Norm's in the second seat You know normally After the person interviews They stick around And they barely talk Yeah He's sniping Norm just keeps
Starting point is 00:16:50 Shitting on Carrot Top Via this girl And the fact that She did a movie with him Like she literally Cannot say a sentence Without Norm sniping And ruining everything
Starting point is 00:16:58 So Conan goes to the girl Well alright What's the name of the movie And she's like It's Chairman of the Board And then Conan goes to Norm He goes So do you have a joke For that Norm And he goes is it spelled b-o-r-e-d
Starting point is 00:17:09 and then conan's fucking losing one of the greatest in the moment in the moment reactions bro oh man see two great stories back to back we gotta get off this spelling topic dog this spelling topic how you spell drown how you spell that dog fuck let's talk about black people yo that's an
Starting point is 00:17:32 interesting segue that you did that why because black people can't swim oh eh eh eh how y'all got that reputation can you swim
Starting point is 00:17:44 I can but I'm puerto rican i mean but it is funny though when like you look at the caribbean and the islands it's all black people that love swimming they can swim yeah but they're they're talking about american blacks but why are american blacks not good at swimming why what is the aversion to water well you learn to swim when you're young, and most people don't get the opportunity to go to a pool or a beach. Ah. But what about like a lake or something like that?
Starting point is 00:18:13 Community pool. Where's lakes? The lakes in the hood. Yeah. Like. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. If you don't start early, then boom.
Starting point is 00:18:23 That's all it is. Yeah. But what about poor whites? Poor whites always be swimming. They'd be around lakes. They'd find a lake. They'd be around lakes, yo. I like lakes, camping, all that outdoor white people shit.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Poor blacks are not settling around lakes or water. We don't like nature. We don't like outdoors. Okay. Now, did they not settle around water because the last time? They're like, no nah let's go inland bro we gotta go in that's really good
Starting point is 00:18:49 fuck port cities you got your mind you think I'm going there but also I think I think pools were like super segregated that was like one of the most segregated things
Starting point is 00:18:58 really? yeah where it was like like some stuff started getting integrated a little but they were like not pools we can't
Starting point is 00:19:04 definitely no no integration in the pools little but they were like not pools we can't definitely no no integration in the pools really they were pissed about it there was one place where they were like no you have to integrate the pool this isn't like
Starting point is 00:19:12 Montgomery Alabama they were like you have to integrate the pool is that why they created the deep end they needed a place for their dicks to hit the bottom
Starting point is 00:19:20 but they fucking drained the whole pool no yeah they were like alright black people are gonna come in we're just not gonna have whole pool no yeah they were like all right black people are gonna come in we're just not gonna have a pool anymore like they like canceled the whole park that's an alabama shit you guys gotta integrate to school what do you want better we'll shut the whole fucking thing down oh it's so weird why would you not want to go swimming with blacks wouldn't it be nice to be better at
Starting point is 00:19:45 something athletic than a black person yeah just for once i mean for argument's sake let's entertain it oh man no like if you're coming through it from that example it's just such a weird that's the thing i don't understand about white supremacy it's like they don't seem that confident that they're supreme yeah right like all these like white supremacists are super afraid of mexicans because the mexicans are coming in right they're super afraid the black people are gonna take our girls and fuck all our girls it's like if you really believe you're the shit how you why are you worried how you let mexicans steal your jobs if you're better than them boom those don't both hold up you can't steal my job if i'm better than you that's what i'm saying if you true like we're going we don't need to require some more like
Starting point is 00:20:28 this no no i'm kind of tight like if you really believe you're supreme be about that life yeah how funny is that they work at a gas station they're like the jews will not replace us yeah i don't think they will wait a minute wait a minute is this no that's the thing they were saying in charlesville they're like the jews will not reply oh i thought you were doing gas station like i was like whoa mark you are going for it it's funny though is the jews are just building electric cars so you are getting replaced like you're done yeah you work at a gas station it's over dude it is it's over. Dude. It is. It's over.
Starting point is 00:21:05 It's a wrap. White people. It's stupid. White people done. Huh? White people are done. Spell gas station. We already did a spelling beyond here.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Spell gas station. Bruh. Spell gas station. We spell that shit so nice we own them. You know what I mean? That's not you Indians though yeah nah
Starting point is 00:21:27 who is it how you tell it hip huh how you tell it hip it's not his Indians so which ones are they that's the Punjabis that own it
Starting point is 00:21:37 and Gujaratis Gujaratis and Gujaratis but not you yeah what are you guys on Gujaratis, but not you. What are you guys on? Gujaratis and Punjabis. Some fucking nuance.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Yo, you know what's mad? That's mad funny about Indians, bro. It's Indians out here with the Black Lives Matter. We got to support. We got to have equality. And the second you ask an Indian about their caste, they're like, no, technically, I'm one of the higher castes.
Starting point is 00:22:08 I'm a higher caste person. Honestly, where are the fucking sheriffs or whatever? What are they called? Popes or some shit? What are they called? Brahmins? Yeah. Priests?
Starting point is 00:22:17 Priests. Priests. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You love that high caste shit. Be honest. Our guys love to brag about the meat he can eat, but none of the rest of them can. What can you eat? What can you eat?
Starting point is 00:22:27 Everything except beef. Look at that. Take a sip, too. Take a sip on that. Just starving ass Indians. You know what I'm saying? Wash that turkey down. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Yo, one thing I noticed this past weekend. Yeah. White people have taken over this movement. I went to two marches. Can I? Can we go on to this? I went to two marches, son. Can we go on to this?
Starting point is 00:22:52 Can we go on to it? Go. Talk to me. And they turned into Coachella. I know. I would say there was five black people for every hundred white people there, son. Son. I was shocked. And this was in flatbush
Starting point is 00:23:07 brooklyn son i was in santa barbara okay oh white as fuck but they had a had they had a march going and so i took my girl's family and shit i was like really trying to impress shut up to shulty i don't know if that impresses them i mean it's like it shows yeah i'm with it yeah goodwill and all that i mean her dad was fresh out of surgery i'm like making him hobble down the fucking street to go to this black lives matter march and um but i just wanted to check it out because i was like there's no black people in santa barbara like very few right yeah and there was a few people there and it was cool everybody's supporting everything like that but i started to look around at the people at the march and i was like hmm saw mad white bitches with dreads hippied out burning man shit right a few like trannies and shit and one just had a sign this
Starting point is 00:23:56 chick with titties and everything i'm a man i was like that got nothing to do with what's going on here right and i go oh shit this has become the outcast like anybody who's an outcast that wants to fight against this system that they believe has oppressed them is now supporting this thing and they're saying it in terms of black lives matter but part of me is kind of like they just want to tear down the system that made them feel like shit or inferior or not part of something and i wonder if it's going to start to get co-opted because as I see more of these things, they're looking fun. And I'm not saying you shouldn't have fun at a protest, but you shouldn't.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Black people should have never cupid shuffled at that protest. That was the tipping point. That's when white people were like, you know, we should do this. Yo, son, be honest, right? point that's some white people were like you know we should do this yo son be honest right if you're at a protest and you're the powers that be and you see them screaming and angry and defacing public property and doing that kind of shit you're like yo we got to do something if you see motherfuckers dancing and singing and yg dropping new music that's a block party it's a block party so you're like oh they're good they just want to kick it all right they're gonna be good everything's fine i really don't know if it helps the severity and seriousness of the movement
Starting point is 00:25:10 if everybody's so joyous can i be honest though that's why if you're just doing a peaceful protest without like any kind of economic sanction of any kind informal to formal yeah nobody i don't think is gonna listen you're just hanging out, screaming. Who gives a fuck? Women's March. What that changed? I can't name a single piece of legislative difference. What would it change?
Starting point is 00:25:37 I would say just the culture, the climate. It gave some of these women the careers they wanted. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I hear what you're saying. But I would just say behavior has changed a little bit. the climate yeah like say again give some of these women the careers they wanted what oh yeah yeah i guess i hear what you're saying but i would just say like behavior has changed a little bit yeah i don't know if that was from the march but i understand but it is interesting that you saw that and i wonder if that affects it like i think the me too movement a lot of people were like oh shit yeah maybe we could be a little better but the march march, I don't think. I don't want to talk about the Me Too shit.
Starting point is 00:26:10 I'm just saying the march, I don't think, did anything. I don't think the march where people were like, oh, yo, these bitches are walking for this? They're serious. Oh, that sign really changed my perspective. Yeah. Let's talk about this Black Lives Matter thing. Okay, so you're in there, and then you feel like what happened like does it was it still black lives matter was it like this is a party people just need no no the message is still on point but there is fun being had yeah it's like you know the chance the rhyming it's like yeah it's it is
Starting point is 00:26:40 fun yeah and sometimes uh somebody will pass with like a really big ass speaker and just be playing music and shit like that. But at the same time, there's still for every for every two songs of fun, then there's chance to fuck the police and all that type of stuff going on as well. So it's like the message is still on point. It's still Black Lives Matter. Very much so. But yeah. But now I feel like what's and this is my concern. Right.
Starting point is 00:27:04 But now I feel like what's – and this is my concern, right? I'm concerned that what happens is when you that they want and then the goals will start to get unrealistic and then nothing will be achieved okay all right we're gonna take a break for a second guys um go drink don't be hungover simple as that do you want to be able to drink and not be hungover i mean you're drinking probably way more now you're in quarantine you're shelter at home i think i've drank maybe 80 of the days that I've been at home. It's possible. It's a lot.
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Starting point is 00:29:57 upgraded to murder two so murder three to murder two anybody listening from another country doesn't understand it i'm sure you guys have similar rules where there's different degrees of murder ow murder three is what um that's almost like unintentional yeah unintentional it's very close to manslaughter but just a little bit like it's like not a mistake yeah like manslaughter you truly didn't mean to kill the person yeah this is you're doing an action to them that they ended up dying yeah it's like you know this action could kill the person and you continue doing now murder two you get closer to the idea like you want i think murder two is you want to kill them and then murder one is premeditated murder so two is intent with no premeditation and one is premeditation so the concern i have is they up the charge and then
Starting point is 00:30:42 the masses were like yes they up the charge but i'm like were like, yes, they up the charge. But I'm like, yo, hold up. If you go in there trying to get murder two. You can't settle for murder three. You're not going to settle for murder three. So you might not get anything. So here's a strategy because I was looking that up.
Starting point is 00:30:58 I was worried about that as well. They added to it. And so it's better to go in with a bunch of charges because then you're more likely for them to be like all right we're not going to charge them with the hardest shit but we'll give them one of the little ones okay and so if the biggest one was the uh murder three yep he might have walked on that one but now that murder two is the biggest one now it's like most
Starting point is 00:31:21 likely like a divorce settlement boom the bitch goes i want half and you go 10 all right and that's my same theory on these marches because i know you disagree what kind of divorce how do you think divorce works that's not how it goes oh yeah 10 okay i feel like that's generous don't work like that 10 i'm not saying what's right and wrong i'm saying what happens you think dudes out here getting divorced and giving up 10% how much they give about half yo man come on bro
Starting point is 00:31:50 it's usually more than that these bitches working for the government yo what's going on over here it's no coincidence that Alexandria
Starting point is 00:31:58 Ocasio-Cortez wants rich dudes to give up 65% single ass yeah why don't you get a man that can give you half all these single bitches in congress like we want half of your tax money get a rich man
Starting point is 00:32:10 okay okay back to this um so stop distracting us from black lives and the white people that support it i think you disagree with this but i think the protest and them asking for either defunding or abolishing the police is a good place to start. Fam, what is going on here? I feel it's a great place to start. Okay, let's have this discussion. Defund the police. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Defund the police. Okay. Why would you want to make them less fun? Wow, that was a taking way to say it. That was what you were going to say son i got something in the tuck that's not the one i thought i was like i got something in the tuck still it's right here it's right here okay go go go go okay what is what is what is defunding the police break it down because at the surface anybody that hears that yeah that's realistic
Starting point is 00:33:15 yeah right and calls the police anybody that's like i'm gonna call the police it was like don't defund them yeah so break it down maybe it's something that we don't understand. Two different things. So there's one group asking to defund the police as in take away funds because their practices haven't been like for the people and redistribute those funds to other things like community leadership or counseling or things of that nature. Like just different ways to police the the community yep then there's people who want complete defunding like like almost abolishing it right and starting anew so let's let's do uh let's start with the first one which i think is like the most realistic one that a lot of people are, which is basically, and Mark clarify this.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Cause we had this discussion before, which is like from, and if I'm saying something wrong, correct me. But right now the police do a lot of jobs that aren't necessarily policing. Correct. For example, like if there's a homeless people doing something wrong,
Starting point is 00:34:19 right? The police will be sent there instead of maybe like a counselor that might be better equipped with how to deal with a crazy person they could help them out my cousin is a psychiatrist and he's like police don't give a fuck they just drop them off at the hospital they're like here you go and then they get out right what the fuck so so they go like okay that's a perfect example and then maybe like a suicide is another situation where the police will go there but maybe again you could have a different vision where you'll have counselors go there and help right yeah um
Starting point is 00:34:43 hostage negotiation i'm sure there's like a hostage expert there but you might also call the police so i think the defunding thing the idea is and it's poorly worded but instead of going take instead of defunding the police you're basically going why don't we just use the police for what they're supposed to do and then use other experts for these fields yes for what they're supposed to do a couple other things are like the DNA testing, sex kits, rape kits and stuff like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Because all those stuff tend to be really backed up in most places. Right. And the police claim, oh, we don't have the funding. We don't have whatever. So then let another division just do that. So that'd be interesting about defunding.
Starting point is 00:35:20 I think that's why if we had a different word, people would digest it way better. So the pushback that I would give to that, this is what I've read, is how that helps save black people. They're're talking about so let me just make the point it's like all these divisions that are talking about defunding aren't when police kill black people right one second so it's like black people aren't homeless when they're getting killed by the police right black people aren't crazy when they're getting killed by the police black black people what other things they do it's not dna kits or sex kits the black people are getting
Starting point is 00:35:50 killed by the police the places where black people are getting killed by the police are in the violent crime situations the pullovers the stops the ticketing i would disagree with that give me one that's not floyd he was called for a counterfeit bill. But you don't need police for that. You can send like an auxiliary cop that doesn't need a gun. For like a type of like financial fraud situation? Yeah, like it's, I think police should be there for violent situations. If a guy is just like, oh, he's trying to counterfeit a bill, let's just call it.
Starting point is 00:36:28 You know how they have like ticket cops? Back up. Outside of that, right? Outside of that. We can look at a lot of these scenarios and a lot of these situations where cops have killed innocent black people. And they aren't in the situations which they're saying that they should defund. And I would probably go so far as to say 99% of the times where innocent black people are killed by the police, they're not in those slivers of policing that they want to defund. So I don't know if that functionally helps the problem. That's the pushback I would get.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Yeah, but I'm saying the people who are asking for that, they just want police for violent situations. And those are the situations where they un want police for violent situations and those are the situations where they unlawfully kill blacks so why would you still want them no like violent situations like a robbery like uh shoot out someone yeah i'm solved that a counterfeit bill a selling a loose cigarette these aren't things where a cop with a gun needs to come speeding what he's saying yeah getting pulled over this philando castillo is just a routine traffic stop yo low-key so back up you don't even need a defund why does a highway cop i'm trying to think of scenario trying to poke what they're gonna say poke holes in my own poke holes in my argument but why does a routine highway cop, not, I'm not,
Starting point is 00:37:46 just routine highway cop, why is it that, why do they have to have a gun? If you're just given tickets, why do you need a gun? Because what they're going to say is the way, the number one way cops get killed is routine traffic stops. I need to have my gun. You are putting us in danger. To which kind of, I would be like, yeah, you knew that when you signed up for this job. It's a dangerous
Starting point is 00:38:02 job. That's what they tell cops in Europe everywhere. Let me just poke a hole in my own argument sometimes you pull someone over and then they have drugs in the car and they don't want to get caught with those drugs so then they start shooting it's there and then it becomes a bigger type of crime yeah and a lot of like smaller things escalate quickly because of the person that's involved that person might be some mafia dude that's got fucking kilo cocaine in the back. He's like, I'm not going to jail for 25 years. Boom, boom, boom.
Starting point is 00:38:28 But you just pull him over because he's speeding. And so I would say, I think those occurrences happen a lot less than a normal traffic stop. Yeah. So for those situations, if all the people are aware, it's almost like how London,
Starting point is 00:38:44 most cops don't have guns. People are London, most cops don't have guns. People are aware that the cops don't have guns. So things don't tend to escalate. But the people also don't have guns, right? It's not an armed republic, whereas America is. But I'm saying like, so say if a drug dealer knows like, oh, the traffic cop doesn't really have a gun that I don't really need to shoot him to get away. I can just run away. And then that person just calls in the actual
Starting point is 00:39:05 please be like yo this person ran and i think i suspected something now the police can come in for a situation like that but for a routine traffic stop you don't need to have this this police officer who's been trained in combat training whose first thought is like oh i gotta protect myself at all costs like and i could be in danger in a split second. Because we're trained to react. Not even, no, we're trained to anticipate. And that's one of the problems in like the way we're trained, like as a law enforcement person. It's like, we have to anticipate that there's going to be danger and then don't hesitate to react on it.
Starting point is 00:39:42 And that's what goes wrong half the time. It's those split decisions where somebody's like. I've even heard white people complain about the way cops talk to you during a traffic stop. It's like, you're not trying to de-escalate anything. You're almost trying to escalate. You know why I pulled you over? What makes you think you're better than everybody else? So you can just speed and they can't.
Starting point is 00:39:56 It's just not anything that could happen. It's just escalating. Right. You know what I mean? And if you have people that were trained in de-escalating, just writing the ticket. Hey, man, I got to do this. Sorry sorry it is what it is like and then if we need to search the car call for backup whatever you have to wait here and then one of the like the tertiary benefits is that you can have like military police or like actual violent police
Starting point is 00:40:16 like police that are dealing with violence are able to get like more specifically trained trained for longer and you're able to allocate more money into a smaller subset of police but to schultz's point where you're fucking up marketing wise is saying defunding the police it's such a every republican hears that he says oh i'm in danger and that's but that's how you like market headlines but back back up it's not only republicans i think the average person sees the word defund police and they go well i don't want a police force that's so depleted that they can't protect me is that reasonable is that what you guys thought when you first saw the word this is i personally think is a problem with like liberal academia is that they will work through
Starting point is 00:40:55 all of the problems and then come up with solutions and then present the solutions and they sound crazy so like for example they're like oh like everyone has to acknowledge their white privilege and it's like wait you're saying my life is easy and it's like no no i've actually just been thinking that like you know we've been studying sociology for you know 50 years we're like oh yeah white people just do the virtue of your skin you have an easier time blah blah blah and so now you have to acknowledge like the whole explanation of it yeah so they come up with they solve the problems over years and years and years and then they come up with the solution as just like a headline and it sounds crazy.
Starting point is 00:41:26 As opposed to what? As opposed to like, okay, here's the problem, or like. Yeah, but that can't be a headline. Exactly. So the issue is that like the clickbait things. They want to make waves with it, and they know it's going to be spread around, and they know that this idea is going to be shared by everybody, and now it's this common goal, and it sounds sexy, and you jump behind a sexy idea. It's no different than what Trump does, right? It's like, it's just, it's this common goal and it sounds sexy and you jump behind a sexy idea it's no different than what trump does right it's like it's just it's super interesting but it is true though sorry to cut you but like about how the democrats operate in that way like i think a perfect example was
Starting point is 00:41:54 that fucking horribly embarrassing like kinte cloth photo dude white people are tap dancing for your vote right now how does it feel how does How does it feel, Al? How does it feel, Al? I mean, it feels good. I ain't gonna lie. Did you get one of those foot rubs? So now you get it? No, no, no. But it only feels good because it's like we're finally being acknowledged.
Starting point is 00:42:14 The way they're going about it is funny. So it's more so it feels good because it's entertaining. But it's like, hey, any awareness to improving the way my livelihood i'm all on board yo white people really treating black people like an angry girlfriend washing your fucking feet no like is there anything i could do how are you feeling like i got you babe we'll watch whatever you want to watch like yeah but it's like hey you want to watch 13th tonight yeah but it's like it's like they're treating they're talking to them like how you would deal with an angry girlfriend whose previous boyfriends have been beating her up yeah so it's like she's more on edge she's more
Starting point is 00:43:00 like that yeah so it's like you need to coddle a little bit yeah but what was that foot rub shit foot foot can someone explain what that foot rub shit how racist so for anybody who doesn't know what's going on apparently there was some protests where like black people were able to sit down and then white people were washing their feet or like rubbing their feet have you guys seen this imagery going around yeah it's a thing reparations have gone down so much for black people like you guys were yeah you guys were promised a lot of shit and now you're getting foot rubs yeah no but like for me when i look at that i'm like how racist do you have to be yeah man that you are going to rub someone's feet so that they don't know how racist you are because nobody that actually sees black people as equal if a black
Starting point is 00:43:42 guy came up to me like yo you're white i'm black rub my feet i mean i will beat your fucking ass right now if you weren't scary and black it's not about to wash your white ass feet no but for real like are you fucking kidding me talk tell me to rub your feet yo maybe that's why white people want to rub black people's feet because that's the whitest part of their body it's the only part that i'll touch yeah i'll touch the white part yeah it is like yo but isn't that crazy though like i couldn't believe it and i really think there's some like deep down fucking racism and guilt about your racism nobody that treats someone equally would do that to themselves i don't know if it yeah racism i just think it's like um they don't know what to do like you
Starting point is 00:44:26 were saying that's an overreach it's really simple not knowing what to do so like okay if this is going to show that i'm not racist like i'll do it but would you do that like what if indians were like you've met black people you've made fun of us for years rub our feet no no like rubbing our cautious feet it's they just like you said it's over they also don't really see us as equal so that's an interesting point you bring up
Starting point is 00:44:48 but the point is what do you mean I said they don't see us as equal I said black people see Indians as equal there's no way y'all look down on Indians
Starting point is 00:44:55 there's no way you could look at somebody that athletically inferior and say that's my equal you equal enough for them to use your hair
Starting point is 00:45:01 yeah maybe black people as a whole, maybe. Like I do, but maybe. We're like, my dog is, we're like golden doodles to them. Like we're exotic, you know what I mean? Yo, yo, yo, don't do that. Hey, don't do that.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Hey, bro, don't do that. Don't make my dog Indian, bro. No, your dog's Indian. Hey, hey, hey. Don't do that, bro. Hey, hey, hey. Don't do that, bro. Hey, hey, hey. Don't do that. Why?
Starting point is 00:45:27 What's wrong with the dog being Indian? What? What's wrong with the dog being Indian? Nothing, bro. I named my shit's name Tiki. See? Tiki-wiki? No.
Starting point is 00:45:36 It's actually Tiki-masala, but Tiki-wiki works, too. It's cute. Not that my dog's a Sabi, but for real, don't do that, bro. Don't, don't, don't, don't do that to my dog. Wasabi. Yeah, wasabi. Oh, what does that mean to Hindu? It means, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:50 I take pussy, no problem. You got to do what you got to do. Yo, this picture. Okay, so back to the picture with the scarves. I got to give credit to this bitch, Nancy Pelosi. This bitch smart, bro. She's the only Democrat that knows how to play Trump's game. She's the only Democrat that understands the most important thing is the conversation, not the content. So she's like,
Starting point is 00:46:19 yeah, put all this dumb shit on. We're going to go take a knee. We're going to look absolutely ridiculous. They're going to make memes about it they're gonna do everything and the conversation will be about us and what we want to get accomplished or not even what we want to accomplish about us not trump she's taking attention away from trump as long as we're talking about them we're not talking about trump and trump dominates the news cycle because we're talking about him if i gotta give her credit she's takashi bro this is the cut she's takashi i didn't even look at it that way and that that's bro to can't see six nine dog pelose i'm telling you this girl is she knows what she's doing i just know that all of their knees are fucked up so there's one girl
Starting point is 00:46:58 that couldn't get up and nobody nancy couldn't get up none of them touch that bitch like this bitch got us looking goofy in the middle of this fucking floor. She was like, I had a fucking spelling bee or some shit. She just spelled that. She spelled it looked exactly the same. Spell the N word. They took a knee on a hard floor for eight minutes. Yeah. Eight minutes?
Starting point is 00:47:17 Yeah. Nine or some shit. As long as George Floyd was- Eight and change, yeah. Democrats will do this. They will make- They'll do some shit... Eight and change, yeah. Democrats will do this. They will make... They'll do some shit to make you think, Al. They'll do some shit to make you think that they're supporting you,
Starting point is 00:47:32 but they're actually fucking you over. That's what Democrats do to the black community. That's what Clinton did. That's exactly what Clinton did. Why are they fucking us over? Because they're doing the exact same shit that the officer did. Is this for Chauvin or is this for George Floyd? You don't know.
Starting point is 00:47:46 If someone was like, yo, these people right here are supporting Chauvin, you'd be like, okay, I see it. What you think all them white supremacists are doing to celebrate this shit?
Starting point is 00:47:53 The exact same thing? They're taking a knee for George Chauvin. What's his name? George Floyd or Derek Chauvin. George Zimmerman, Derek Chauvin.
Starting point is 00:48:03 They're taking a knee for his ass. Alright. I'm just saying, bro, Derek Chauvin. They taking a knee for his ass. All right. I'm just saying, bro, this shit is crazy. You feel honored by this, Al? They're doing something, man. Are they? Something is better than nothing.
Starting point is 00:48:17 They bought some Kinte cloth, bro. Yo, like you said, they stole the attention. Like, now you're talking about this issue instead of trump they look like they're graduating from an hbcu or some shit like shout out to that so silly oh we actually have to get to who was that they look like they're pledging in a black fraternity and this is part of the hazing omega the q dogs dude them q dogs son do they know how fire that shit is yeah that shit is so hot dude you can. Son, do they know how fire that shit is? Yeah, that shit looks good. Man, that shit is so hot, dude.
Starting point is 00:48:46 You can't get mad at people for doing that shit. That shit looks cool. That's too fire. So is this black supremacy? Oh, we're getting to Terry Crews. Is it black supremacy if white people only watch black people's feed all the time? Is that not black supremacy? Nah.
Starting point is 00:49:03 I've said this before. If you make a job more competitive that helps weed out a lot of the idiots now should be much easier to lose your job as a cop but if you pay cop an amount of money it's like 150 000 a year somebody who's actually smart might look at being a cop and be like oh i'll risk my life for 150 000 a year let's do that right now you're getting fucking you're getting a lot of dumb cops who are doing this because it's like a decent job it's safe and i don't really have a lot of their options and now you can't lose their job because nobody else wants to do it because you get paid fucking 50 000 a year or whatever son a lot of cops are making six figures they milk overtime because
Starting point is 00:49:38 their budget is so massive yo i got i got a little i got a little idea bro I got a little idea Try to poke holes but I got a little idea Alright y'all ready Okay A union should not be able to negotiate Against the government That should be illegal Because The person that's
Starting point is 00:50:02 Representing the government Doesn't have any skin in the game. Oh, it's not a private. Okay. A private business, right? Let's say we own a factory. Yeah. Right?
Starting point is 00:50:11 And we're negotiating with the union that works at the factory. And they're like, we want this. Well, I got to pay that shit to them. So I'm like, nah, you're not getting all that. But if you work for the government, that's not your money. And you're out of there in two years anyway. You're out of there in four years anyway. So now you're negotiating for some shit that isn't your money.
Starting point is 00:50:33 And it isn't even your job. You might be gone in a fucking heartbeat. You're not invested in that company. So that's why these unions body the government every single time. And they need their votes to win. You know, son, they get these absurd pension things where they do this thing called pension stacking where the pension is matched for their last year of work.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yeah. And then the last year of work, you know what they do? You've been talking to some cops, son. Son, I've been talking, bro. So the last year they're on a job, and I don't blame them for doing this, work the system if you can, but-
Starting point is 00:51:04 Crazy OCD. Crazy overtime. Crazy overtime. So let's say you were making $70,000. That last year you tried to bump it up to $150,000, and guess who's got to pay you $150,000 for the rest? Now, if you owned the factory, you think you would, you, especially you, you think you would ever settle in for that? Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Absolutely not. Spell no. That's a good point. Spell not interested. We don't really respond to that. The pushback I would give you on that yeah yeah poke holes i i they the government decides the budget yep so if they don't have any skin in the game it's like oh why do we need to pay these people and then these people who are supposed to protect and serve can just make you look bad as a politician i got you i got you ready if you don't pay them enough they will go do other jobs okay no they will
Starting point is 00:51:54 not they'll do their job badly like say they'll just let crime happen yep yep and then it looks like crime went up while under your watch politician yeah so now it just gets them out of there for the next person to be like, yo, if you don't want that shit to happen, you better give us some money. Yes. So that is an option. But if the money is so low, I don't even think they accept the job. For example, if they can make more money doing construction than they can risking their life as a cop, I think they just go do construction. Okay. So that free market actually makes you pay cops more.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Right? Okay. So if you create a system where cops have to take on more risk with their lives, right? Meaning you can't just go in guns blazing. You can't just shoot the second you're scared or whatever like that. You actually really got to protect yourself. If you do that, or actually really protect the public, keep going. But how do you do that?
Starting point is 00:52:44 That's what we're talking about. Cops not going in guns blazing. We want to change that. Change the culture. It's tough. It's tough. Part of it has to be you're afraid to lose your job. But you said this yourself.
Starting point is 00:52:53 The reason they're not afraid to lose their job is the union. The union. So if they're afraid to lose their job, right, or they go, oh shit, I got to take that amount of risk. I ain't going to do that shit. So now you got to increase the price so that people are willing to take the risk. Nobody wants to ice road trip. Higher base salary.
Starting point is 00:53:12 That's another thing. Increase the price, but then also take away the union. I don't think, now listen, I just started thinking about this. So I could be completely wrong. That being said, I don't think it should be legal. For example, the military cannot unionize against the government. about this so i could be completely wrong that being said i don't think it should be legal for example the military cannot unionize against the government the military can't go hey we ain't fighting bro the fuck you ain't well that's true you're fighting so what if the military can't do
Starting point is 00:53:36 it why the fuck the police can't why can the teachers why can all these people do it it doesn't make any sense you shouldn't be able to walk on your job if it's an essential job. Now, I'm sure people listen right now. F.A., you probably listen right now, you liberal pussy. And you could probably poke a lot of holes. Please poke holes in the argument if you can. But it just makes sense to me. Also, cops making money, that's probably some shit you find out after you become a cop. When you're choosing a career, nobody, I don't know anybody that's like, I want to be a cop because it pays great.
Starting point is 00:54:10 I don't know anybody that's like i want to be a cop because it pays great i don't know that i mean i was told that that's why i lean towards law enforcement i think you gotta yeah you gotta like be inside yeah you got a different idea of pay grade if you're coming from like a working class neighborhood or a poor neighborhood and you got guaranteed money and that guaranteed pension you're like 20 in and i'm out yeah and i'm out at 100 for the rest of my life yeah that sounds fantastic so maybe that's what i'm saying maybe if you make the base higher you start getting some guys white collar think things through a little bit pussy not trying to shoot everybody like that like i mean you gotta you gotta one out of one shoe but they're pussy blue collar ready to kill not like i ain't killing nobody i'm gonna put that to you right now even if you put a gun in my hand i don't care
Starting point is 00:54:48 how scared i am i'll shoot myself i mean i know i hear what you're saying but you gotta make enough money the whole thing is just about changing the culture changing the system it's like if you take guns out of the cops hands or less cops have guns and so they don't approach a situation ready to shoot that's what changes everything but i think there's a precedent for it like remember when air traffic controllers all went on strike and reagan son yo shouts to reagan they all went outside of him fucking up black communities that motherfucker had it bro like the air traffic controllers were like we're going on strike and he said listen, listen, pussy boy, if you go on strike, you're all fired.
Starting point is 00:55:27 What'd that motherfucker do? Fired him. All of them. Can't do that now. Wait for it. Brought in the military. The military ran air traffic control while they retrained new air traffic control people for like two years. So flights were dumb late and shit was fucked up for two years but he wasn't having it
Starting point is 00:55:45 and then motherfuckers started going oh i don't know if i really want to walk out like that do that with cops the police union wants to strike all right go ahead we got military they're too big too big that's why i mean that's i mean if the people out here are saying we don't need cops so then what's the leverage son if people don't need cops all right but now it's illegal for air traffic controllers to strike hell yeah as it should be that's what that's what the idea is if the cops want to strike all right you're all fired we'll send a military retrain people who can't strike yeah should be illegal bro you cannot strike tsa can't strike you cannot strike you should not be able to unionize against the government the interests are not aligned now
Starting point is 00:56:24 having said that tsa doesn't necessarily make me feel like they're protecting us. When I look at a TSA agent, I'm not like, oh, I feel safe with you. Sure. So, there you see it. But listen, there's no TSA at all. But it's not their job to protect us as the machines. But they'd be letting the matches slide. What machine does?
Starting point is 00:56:42 Oh, sorry. No, you go. No, they're not very good. Like, every time they test the tsa to see if they're confiscating what they should they're just like they're not searching anybody mad shit we'll get through the machine they'll just be like yeah whatever oh yeah that's for sure what gets through the machine oh gosh what are you trying to say bro what are you doing the machine dude yeah don't do that dangerous game to play. That's a dangerous game. I used to tell them.
Starting point is 00:57:06 You're like, they let a lot of stuff go through. I'll take it to this one. I get on a plane with a straight blade every time we fly. With a straight blade? Straight blade.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Like a straight blade razor. Akash, do you take your curvy sword when you fly? No! I leave it at home! Take your fucking gay knife Fucking TSA
Starting point is 00:57:27 Don't let you Take that elastic shit On the plane You gotta put that In a violin case Let me leave my pointy shoes on Foul You gotta get that pre-checked
Starting point is 00:57:39 You really take a knife On the plane No really So it's my Straight blade razor That I use to Shape my shit up Okay so it's my straight blade razor that i use to shape my shit up okay but it's in my carry-on bag ain't no way robbing a plane with a fucking straight blade son bro 9-11 box cutters yo real time 9-11 was the exact thing that i have in my
Starting point is 00:57:56 real talk yeah what do you i'm gonna say it right now oh boy all right all right i just said some wild shit oh my god holy fuck anyway even on patreon i don't let it slide on patreon so i get on the plane yeah with a razor blade yeah and tsa misses that every single time but they don't miss it. They just know you're not doing shit. That's bullshit. Like, that's the main reason. Like, how do they know I'm not doing shit?
Starting point is 00:58:31 Black people don't hijack planes, bro. All right. You gonna start? You never know. Black people don't hijack planes. Name one plane black people hijack. I can be the first. Name a plane black people hijack. Go.
Starting point is 00:58:45 And not sole plane. Name a real plane that black people hijack. I could be the first. Name a plane black people hijack. Go. And not soul plane. Name a real plane that black people hijack. Go. Snakes on a plane that don't count. Samuel L. stole that movie away. Black people don't hijack planes, bro. They're not gonna loot a plane? Come on. Come on. Walking out with a first plan they got mad biscotti cough up them biscotti
Starting point is 00:59:11 cookies give me all them shits I want the whole bottle of water nah give me the full bottle not this little ramekin that should be so funny Why Where the fucking
Starting point is 00:59:27 They just loot the airplanes Yo son It be lit What What Nah You're not looting planes I'm not worried about
Starting point is 00:59:36 Anybody black Looting a plane I'm not worried about Anybody Asian Looting a plane We're not talking about Looting a plane We're talking about
Starting point is 00:59:41 Who's David Dow Trying to do My bad My bad Not looting You know what I mean Stealing What? My bad. My bad. Not looting. You know what I mean? Stealing. What do you call it, Robin?
Starting point is 00:59:48 What do you call it? Hijacking. Hijacking. Why you got to be all hijacking? Because it's in the air, bro. Because you're in the air, dude. High. But it's not.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Do you know what I'm saying? If you're not low, you're high. But it's not called low jacking when you take a car. No, that's what Louis C.K. did. but it's not called low jacking when you take a car no that's what louis ck did okay we got to bring in our illustrious guests i'm very excited to have this gentleman in right here so we can take a break for a second reorganize some shit um unimportant information to tell you because you wouldn't have known the difference since you're not here we're just gonna edit that part out i do look net can i just say one thing no yeah you can say everything this is all getting
Starting point is 01:00:34 cut yeah given what we know now about people hijacking planes okay if somebody came up on the plane with a box cutter they're like the plane is is mine how y'all say it if they're like the plane is mine we're taking a plane yeah you think we're standing for that not now not now but it still is gonna take that's like saying can I just say, can I continue? If we know that, right, why do we got to take our shoes off? What? Let's bring in our guests, bro. All right,
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Starting point is 01:03:17 during during corona but i'm very excited we've been talking for a while we've been trying to make this happen for a while yeah you and i have I have been trying to get, we've been trying to get you down here three months now? Yeah. Four months maybe? Yeah. You were going to come around Corona. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:29 The same weekend that was supposed to happen. And then they shut the border down. Right. Probably right decision to not do it in the moment, in retrospect. Who knows? No, they didn't shut the border down.
Starting point is 01:03:39 It's the exact same situation as it was then. Here's what's fucked up. Yeah. Well, I've got to say who you are. Oh. Yeah, yeah. So, you have a YouTube page, Ab what's fucked up. Yeah. Well, I've got to say who you are. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. So you have a YouTube page,
Starting point is 01:03:48 Abba and Preach. Yeah. We connected first when I was in Montreal and I did your guy's show. It was absolutely crazy. Fucking 10,000 people or something like that. I didn't realize
Starting point is 01:03:57 it was a family show. I told that story on this podcast, I think. Just families, children running away, crying. Yeah. Good moment. I'm talking about ass eating, I think. Just families, children running away, crying. I'm talking about ass eating, I think. It was insane.
Starting point is 01:04:09 Being in the audience was the best part. Just seeing parents put their hands over their ears. But here's the thing. I didn't know it was clean because everybody went before me was speaking French. So I don't know what they're saying. Speaking Quebecois. Say what?
Starting point is 01:04:25 Speaking Quebecois. They were speaking that. Well, no matter what French, I wasn't know What they're saying Dirty shit Say what They were speaking Quebecois They were speaking No matter what French I wasn't gonna understand it But Do you know what I mean Maybe they didn't understand What the fuck you were saying
Starting point is 01:04:32 Oh they understood Oh gosh They understood Okay Was there You know what I mean Was there Okay
Starting point is 01:04:39 You do this amazing show Was there backlash For that by the way Nah nah nah nah To be honest with you You came to me backstage And you're like Yo can I just do what I want I was like yeah do whatever Y'all said there backlash for that, by the way? Nah, nah, nah, nah. To be honest with you, you came to me backstage and you're like, yo, can I just do what I want? I was like, yeah, do whatever. Y'all said I could.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Yeah, and here's the thing. It's like the initial show, which is like the 7 p.m., was like, yo, it's like family oriented. Once it gets dark, we told everyone, this is an adult show. If you can stay with your kids at your own discretion. So I ain't mad at you at all for that. Yeah, that's why y'all are great. And this is cool because it's not often you find somebody organically in this business. I organically found y'all are great and this is cool because it's not often you find somebody organically in this business i've organically found y'all then he brought you up but your whole thing is like
Starting point is 01:05:09 i don't know like we're not just canceling people for no reason we're thinking shit through so that's exactly why if you come to their show right and they it's like look if you see cussing they're not gonna say anything so you guys have this youtube page you guys upload how often every day daily every day once this pandemic hit. Every day. I love it because I feel like you guys are this really interesting antidote to the woke PC culture. Yeah. You're kind of like canceling cancelers.
Starting point is 01:05:38 Does that make sense? That's fair. And you're like fighting against like cuckery. Yeah, simps is the term Yeah simps Like y'all hate simps Y'all hate dudes that don't get pussy I don't understand that shit But like every other video
Starting point is 01:05:52 I'll be like These motherfuckers That's not fucking Fuck you It's like they already know They're losers You guys are going to create Some school shooters
Starting point is 01:06:00 100 Probably 100% Probably But it's really great Because the internet is the only place where you're going to find this equal and opposite reaction to everything going on yeah and we've obviously done it in the stand-up sense but you guys are doing it in the journalistic sense
Starting point is 01:06:16 like i'll go to your shit if i don't know about something and i want i hit you up right before i was like you know about defunding the police? That's a video I would watch of yours. And it's really interesting to see and it's so cool that it sprouted up and then I've been following your trajectory on YouTube and you guys have been exploding. Yeah. Last two months we doubled everything.
Starting point is 01:06:37 I feel like now when I look at the view counts it's like crazy now. So this is Abba. We have Abba. Preach is not here. Preach got a family. Shouts to Preach. Preach got responsibilities. He is Abba. We have Abba. Preach is not here. Preach got a family. Yeah. Shouts to Preach. Preach got responsibilities. He can't take these risks. Yeah. What's up, Preach?
Starting point is 01:06:48 Sac passe. Sac passe. Whatever the fuck that is. I heard some crazy shit from Mike Ward, another Montreal comic, that Preach will go to all these countries and just buy machetes and shit like that. Yeah, that's an obsession. When we were in Haiti and the riots happened and the whole city, the whole country shut down, he had a machete ready on him that's like a thing he does on deck
Starting point is 01:07:07 yeah and i heard like motherfuckers tried to press him in haiti or somewhere like that and he just hopped out with his machete like what's up yeah that was crazy that was one of the most insane experiences like if you ever you think like riots are crazy yeah when you go to like a third world country where they shut everything down and they know how to write like we're amateurs they know how to write they know how to write keep it going okay so here's a fucked up thing is like so the world cup was happening and essentially the president put forth a law that would raise gas by like four four times and so what happened was for a poor country that's unacceptable they use that to get around this is in haiti haiti so they're big fans of brazil brazil was playing belgium and once brazil lost
Starting point is 01:07:44 the whole country was shut down. They enacted roadblocks everywhere. Everything was done. You couldn't move. The whole country was essentially gridlocked. And we had to leave because we were just there to do shows. And we had to pass through these roadblocks. But there's people there waiting with machetes.
Starting point is 01:07:59 So just to get out of the country was one of the craziest ordeals. Because there's no laws anymore. It's essentially what it would look like if police just everything was gone here so police just said fuck it we out that's defunding the police so haiti is defunding the police and was it lit did anybody get fucked up yeah a lot of people died a lot of people so you kind of need police a little bit or what okay you want to get into defunding yeah let's get into defunding the police bro such a drastic come on dude he got his democrat kente cloth
Starting point is 01:08:26 this motherfucker tells me all the time he's ready to go he's this Nancy Pelosi sending that shit bro come on he's not gonna always tell me
Starting point is 01:08:35 on the podcast we not kneeling for two three minutes bro eight and a half bro Akash made the best point isn't that the most disrespectful thing
Starting point is 01:08:42 to do to George Floyd bro take a knee such bullshit I hate that virtual signaling shit he was also saying that's how he died Josh made the best point. Isn't that the most disrespectful thing to do to George Floyd, bro? Take a knee. Such bullshit. I hate that virtual signaling shit. He was also saying that's how he died. Like, come on, yo. What y'all doing? Fair.
Starting point is 01:08:51 Be respectful. You didn't like it when they all laid on the cement, like two inches from each other, with no masks on, and they're all like, man, let's do this for Floyd. I didn't even watch. Wait, what happened? What was that? That was one of the ways they were going to commemorate Floyd. A lot of people just laid on the floor.
Starting point is 01:09:04 Yeah. You didn't see that? You saw that picture, right? of the ways they were going to commemorate Floyd. A lot of people just laid on the floor. Yeah. You didn't see that? You saw that picture, right? Yo, peaceful protesting is so gay, man. Like, y'all gotta stop being peaceful. This is how out of shape Americans are. That's some gay shit. They're supposed to walk for a cause, and they're like, man, we gotta just lay this
Starting point is 01:09:17 one out, guys. How far we walked already, bro? It was an hour? We cured leukemia? What was going on out here? Oh, my God. on okay so break down the defunding shit so okay because i look at you as a resource okay well that's kind of scary because because i don't consider myself one so that's that's frightening well fuck man
Starting point is 01:09:35 look at you people like man you're so smart and i'm like nigga i'm dumb i'm dumb as shit why are you looking to me for resources but uh what do you guys understand about defunding Because I hear a lot of people Talking about it And I think a lot of people Don't know shit Seems like just reallocating funds
Starting point is 01:09:49 Yeah And if a police budget Is bloated That seems to make sense Yeah If you're not effective At any job Your budget should get cut
Starting point is 01:09:55 Yeah So that's how I also Understood it initially But it goes a little bit Deep in that I think a lot of the rhetoric Online is like What do you do
Starting point is 01:10:01 If there's no more police And I'm like It's not that extreme Right And especially the changes That they want to make are gradual. They don't want to change it overnight where they just get rid of everyone and sign into law. They want to make a gradual reduction and then essentially allocate those funds to other specialized professions. So police officers themselves complain a lot that they have too much to do.
Starting point is 01:10:21 Something bad happens at school, they send us. Mental health issue breaks down They send us Fires they send us They send us for a lot of different things That we shouldn't be doing And so the idea behind this is like Alright well let's take money away from them Put it towards specialized units
Starting point is 01:10:34 And then that way we can cater to The public better And I like that idea Question If they're just focusing on Policing the public Right Aren't they going to kill more black people?
Starting point is 01:10:47 Like they were distracted with the school and the homeless people. Now you make them. Now we got the time. Yeah. Now we got the time. Crack, crack, crack. You know, like it seems to me it could be a dangerous thing to do to give them less stuff to do and then one singular focus. Right.
Starting point is 01:11:04 Right. Then you hope that they're better trained. And if they're not, they're never- How do you train someone not to just shoot somebody? I think you can train that. How?
Starting point is 01:11:12 Yeah. What's the training? I mean, you can train somebody to shoot someone. You can probably train somebody to not shoot someone. Yeah. How would you do it?
Starting point is 01:11:21 Son, I don't know. I'm not a police chief. Son, there's de-escalation, communication. There's like-escalation communication there's like all that shit like what are you talking about what do those mean
Starting point is 01:11:28 mediation there's literally de-escalation what's that mean every time you've had a problem in your life the way you've dealt with it that's what that means
Starting point is 01:11:38 yeah cause you've never shot somebody up to this day cause I don't have a gun that's what we're saying but if I had a gun that's it it's gonna be escal saying but if I had a gun that's it's going to be escalated
Starting point is 01:11:46 so there should be a lot more police without guns it's going to be escalated problem solved it's going to be but not everybody should have a gun
Starting point is 01:11:52 I get that I just don't understand look I'm sure it's possible you can go you can train it of course I just don't know how the fuck you go
Starting point is 01:11:58 about doing it de-escalation happens all the time like a fucking couples counselor just de-escalates that's all they do talk about Akash
Starting point is 01:12:04 talk about a dog hey you got a couples counseling son maybe de-escalation happens all the time. Like a fucking couples counselor just de-escalates. That's all they do. Talk about Akash. Talk about it, dog. Hey, you got a couples counseling, son? They be de-escalating, yo. What's the first way they de-escalate? Hey, why don't you just step outside for a couple minutes? And that's what they usually tell the black people in the car. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:18 And then they end up dead, bro. That's why you can't do this, dude. You can't do it. You're trying to get black people killed Yo You know what I'm going to go back in the car for a minute I'm going to see how I feel I'm going to go back in the car for a minute
Starting point is 01:12:31 Let me take a minute Take a breather So we need a different word for defund So we can all get on the same page It's got to be better marketed I think this is the way That people interpret it That just went to an extreme
Starting point is 01:12:39 You know And it's not necessarily that Sometimes things are not well branded But it doesn't mean what you think it is But how would you rebrand it? Because that's what we're trying to figure out you can't say defund because then everybody's like what there's no more cops we all freak out but it is what they're doing they are essentially defunding them but just not completely yeah yeah it's just maybe like replace the police replace the police sounds worse that's not gonna
Starting point is 01:13:00 work either terrifying yeah and maybe think of the lawyer who's like, guys, we have to film all the cops. And he's like, hashtag shoot the cops. That's what he put out. You can literally call it like. Sounds accurate, but it's not. Specializing the police force or some shit like that. Like we're going to reallocate guns. That's fire.
Starting point is 01:13:20 Specialize the police. I like that. Man, you guys are just dumbing down Americans so hard. Like you're not even Forcing them to like Make any kind of Informed research No they won't You know what I mean
Starting point is 01:13:29 No Like you don't think That someone should Read a headline Be like I'm gonna Read a little bit further No you guys We voted for a reality TV star
Starting point is 01:13:36 Yeah dogs Come on we're totally Different than Canada That's true You know You guys have like A real qualified politician That's running your country right
Starting point is 01:13:44 Yeah With tons of political experience And zero nepotism That's true. You know, you guys have like a real qualified politician that's running your country, right? With tons of political experience and zero nepotism and... I see the sarcasm. I see you bro. I thought you were being serious at first. I'm like, yo, he's a piece of shit. I mean, he's got real life experience, you know, in the bit, like how many jobs has he had?
Starting point is 01:14:01 Oh yeah, he hasn't had any. He hasn't had to have any. Even your language is just dumbed down French. How you got a with dumbing things yo yo how do you think people talk about americans in england the same way that fucking french talk about yo yeah so you know we're not so far they're not allowed to they're not allowed to open their mouths about us in england oh it's true we ended at 1776 hey bro hey bro if you want wanna talk about it Be about it Come on back
Starting point is 01:14:27 Catch these hands again bro Yo we the first Brexit They gonna be able to Real talk If you guys keep getting Fucked up like this They gonna be able to You think?
Starting point is 01:14:34 I think so I think you know what You know there's a rise and fall Of every civilization I think America Is seeing this decline It's so We might have to get him
Starting point is 01:14:42 Out of here That's why I crossed the border. I didn't conquer that. Great. Okay, here's something genuinely fucked up. So I came here, right? I came here, right? You experienced some racism?
Starting point is 01:14:52 Not even. Not yet. I'm excited for it. I mean. We can start now. I don't want to get there. Mark, roll up your sleeves. You can talk shit about America.
Starting point is 01:15:04 So the border is shut down technically speaking right it's only here's the thing Americans you guys can't come to Canada
Starting point is 01:15:10 at all you can't fly you can't drive you can't ferry up there y'all ain't gonna build no wall no pussies y'all really
Starting point is 01:15:15 y'all really bowing yourself you know what I'm saying let's go we don't need one yeah we come whenever we want bruh you know what I'm saying love to see that though I wouldn't mind seeing that you guys come up here we gotta run back Let's go We don't need one Yeah we come whenever we want Bruh
Starting point is 01:15:25 You know what I'm saying Love to see that though I wouldn't mind seeing that You guys come up here Starts to get a little cold We gotta run back to 18 What is it 1812 What was the war that we had
Starting point is 01:15:31 With Canada You guys had a war with Canada Yeah I think there was a war I don't know Some battle with Canada Man Mark's Canadian by the way His parents are right
Starting point is 01:15:40 Yeah my parents I'm American bro Yeah boy 100% That's what I'm talking about how do you handle him calling you gagman all the time though uh that's his choice bro he identifies as that yeah that's why my parents fled that country bro we had to come to where we're free yo i get so annoyed every time you say gag now i'm like it's gang
Starting point is 01:16:01 nah dude we're not doing because you know you know your name went from like winner to like I might suck dick. Like I'm angry for you. Because Gagnon's winner in French. It's a winner both ways, bro. You're winning both ways, bro. I never thought about that shit. Nah, gagging is like losing that's like your
Starting point is 01:16:26 your vocal cords giving up your throat being like I'm out yo he looks genuinely upset like damn I didn't think of that damn that's fucked up dude yeah
Starting point is 01:16:36 he's just mad he didn't think about that joke for his own day oh my god dude I thought gangagnon meant waiter that's Garcon oh Garcon
Starting point is 01:16:48 his waiter I thought that's why he changed it so easy but Gagnon that's a kind of fire name yeah Garcon actually means boy
Starting point is 01:16:56 Garcon yeah means boy sometimes because they're basically it's like they're looking down on them a little bit whoa
Starting point is 01:17:03 yeah well this is already yeah I was gonna say how did that shock you Garcon was also just like it's like they're looking down on them a little bit whoa yeah well this is already yeah I was gonna say how did that shock me someone's also just like it's in that same vein you gotta yeah Drew
Starting point is 01:17:11 yo what's up with you when you snap your fingers how come that shit coils back like that come on bro yeah stop snapping come on bro
Starting point is 01:17:18 this is my Black Lives Matter snap bro come on we out here keep it going girl I learned this at the parade bro snap bro come on we out here but you don't say go girl just the way the wrist rolls back i always look at that she's suspect like if a guy's like yes i'm excited you know how much better this was than like how schultz's used to snap their wrist how'd they used to do it it was very bad we can't recreate just make sure you say garcon and not boy okay yes yes yes yes okay so um where were we defund the police right can we talk about canada getting involved
Starting point is 01:17:53 in this shit and like didn't they break stores in montreal and shit yeah there's a couple anarchists you know i mean there's a couple people similar to what message me saying cops are racist in montreal though yeah yeah yeah well i was telling schultz about this but we had our own riots in montreal over a police killing. And, you know, there was a lot of looting. Who did the police kill? A man named Villanueva. So this happened in Montreal North.
Starting point is 01:18:11 Yeah. And essentially they shot him. And then there was protests. And then her protests turned violent right afterwards. And it was a big thing. And then a lot of reform came afterwards. So it's not... What type of reform?
Starting point is 01:18:20 Well, essentially they just handled how police investigate themselves, which is already A little fucked up And then Yeah why are you Investigating yourself That's what we do here
Starting point is 01:18:29 That's the main problem Yeah We gotta reform that Yeah We do Yeah so Get it outta here No more reform
Starting point is 01:18:41 What is it Investigating yourself No Yeah Keep going So that happened And we have a long standing history Of just problems with the police
Starting point is 01:18:49 There's like studies that came out That showed their racial bias And racial profiling Was like very explicit stuff So It's a well known problem In our city So some shit happened here
Starting point is 01:18:58 And y'all were like Oh That also affects us That's right Okay Do you think sometimes Black people in Canada Adopt a Black American identity Because they don't really feel also affects us that's right okay do you think sometimes black people in canada adopt a black
Starting point is 01:19:06 american identity because they don't really feel a connectivity to blackness outside of like where they're from their parents from yeah well i think that's most second generation english speaking black people in the world in the world because america like well that's one thing that i think americans don't realize like you guys do a great job Of exporting your culture Oh we know We know Yeah so when I'm in Ethiopia And I see a New York
Starting point is 01:19:30 Yankees hat On some like Poor village kid I'm like yo We only send you guys The losing hats And that's not the Yankees Okay
Starting point is 01:19:37 I definitely see Mad Yankee shit Everywhere I go Nah That's Mets I'm not familiar With baseball enough to know But yeah You guys do a great job Of exporting So I think as a result Nah That's Mets I'm not familiar with baseball Enough to know But
Starting point is 01:19:45 But yeah you guys do a great job Of exporting So I think as a result People learn to identify with that Because their environment They have a hard time Identifying with it But they see the like
Starting point is 01:19:53 Black American culture everywhere And they're like Yo I can That speaks to me To some degree So they identify with that Now your background is Somali
Starting point is 01:19:59 I'm Ethiopian Oh you are Ethiopian Yeah yeah I know the forehead fooled you But yeah I'm Ethiopian Nah nah your shit is alright You're not too big a forehead Making a long stare
Starting point is 01:20:07 Like is it though I was looking I was making sure He's questioning himself Making sure Now when you're in Ethiopia Are you Canadian No no no
Starting point is 01:20:15 They treat you as an Ethiopian Thing is I was raised over there Oh so you're Ethiopian Yeah yeah So my childhood was mostly over there Yeah Ah Yeah so I got a bit Of a different experience
Starting point is 01:20:25 Right But the experience That some people Who are second generation They go back home They don't really feel Yeah no they get called Like in Haiti
Starting point is 01:20:31 It's a weird word But they say blanc Which means white So even though You might be black They consider you white As saying you're a foreigner You're not from here
Starting point is 01:20:38 Yeah when I'm When I go to India They think I'm an American Yeah Akash has spoken About that like You didn't feel American Until you were Until I went to India
Starting point is 01:20:44 I find myself Defending America in India Yeah I'm like American. Yeah, Akash has spoken about that. Like, you didn't feel American until you were... Until I went to India. I find myself defending America in India. Yeah. I'm like, yo, fuck you, poor-ass India. You're like, wait a minute. How did I get here so fast? Interesting. Yeah, it's just an odd thing that's happening. You see it all around the world,
Starting point is 01:21:00 and there was, like, protests in Rome. I feel like... I don't know. What is your take on this? Like that maybe the protest has grown outside of just the black struggle, but anybody's struggle with authority. And is that a concern? Because when more people take part of it and they have their own objectives, does that take away from the specific, does it become in a weird way, all lives matter-esque because there are all these
Starting point is 01:21:26 lives that want something from i don't i don't think so i think you know one thing that people have to keep in mind is like inequality is what drives a lot of these issues even for like racial issues here yeah like if there wasn't as much income inequality a lot of these racial issues would disappear right so i think in a in a time where it seems like inequality is so rampant everywhere yeah people see black people struggle and they kind of resonate with their own issues So I think in a time where it seems like inequality is so rampant everywhere, people see black people struggle and they kind of resonate with their own issues with authority. So I think it's a good thing. I don't think it waters it down to me personally, because you're seeing solidarity and people protesting all at the same time.
Starting point is 01:21:57 I do think it's good. But I can understand your hesitation. I'm just concerned. I think in America, you've got to go I think in America You gotta keep the focus For until something gets done On Black Lives Matter That's what I think Because when I saw
Starting point is 01:22:09 Fucking Ocasio-Cortez Tweet back at the Redskins To change their name When they tweeted Black Lives Matter It's like yo Chill on that Yeah
Starting point is 01:22:16 We got priorities right now Black Lives Matter Trans people You don't like using the bathroom Let's wait on that Everybody's hopping on That's on hold Until black people
Starting point is 01:22:24 Stop getting killed by cops Yeah And the more you start tagging on the shit the more exit ramps it gives people to not care not care that's what happened with so much of pc culture is like yeah we all agree people deserve equal rights but at a certain point so many people are complaining it's like you know what i'm done fuck all this well here's a caveat though a lot of the people were protesting even here in america aren't necessarily all that crazy about necessarily the black life stuff but they are angry period and so their numbers and their added numbers don't you think that's a benefit yeah but we keep the focus on black lives as long as you start throwing your other shit in there nah bruh we're good on that because the crazier the request gets the more easy it is to dismiss yes so defund
Starting point is 01:23:01 the police is actually really reasonable when it's described as it's like stated it sounds absurd yeah i think we most people just really only read headlines right obviously so maybe some better branding some better marketing with that but as they get more grandiose the things that like some people are saying literally abolish the police like let's get rid of police yeah that i disagree with but what's gonna happen is like some enough people are gonna ask for it and now you're gonna get division in this group let's everybody get on the exact same page exactly what we want and then let's just ask for that until we have it well that's i think what happens is like the way we see defund the police and we go oh that's stupid there's people that sit left that go oh defund the police yeah let's abolish it yeah you know i mean like they read the headline too it didn't go into it and then
Starting point is 01:23:48 they jump to their own stupid conclusion everybody reads headlines the number one news source in the world is twitter that's why you gotta market the shit specialize the police force and so now you have these dumb people that are like no we'll all just live in harmony abolish the police and it's like you don't even know what side like your side's putting up points and you're not even fighting for the points yeah yeah it's just a's just a, it's a tricky, it's like we're in this weird battle, right? Where a few years ago, we all started kind of pushing back
Starting point is 01:24:14 against like the woke PC shit, right? Yeah. And now we're seeing the other side of that coin, which is the bigots. Not like we haven't seen them before, but now they're like really showing themselves right yeah but they're pretty much the same ideology just flip the ideology is essentially i want the world my way nobody else's way and i'm entitled to having it my way and if you don't agree with me we should get you the fuck out of here that's how racists
Starting point is 01:24:44 think and that's how PC motherfuckers think it's the matrix shit over it's like the more powerful Neo gets the more powerful Agent Smith gets
Starting point is 01:24:52 or whatever and I think that's what we're fucking seeing again and we have the exact same animosity to both of them yeah like I'm sitting here going I hate both of these motherfuckers
Starting point is 01:25:00 why do I hate them oh cause you're the same fucking person dog Rush Limbaugh said this he said people think politics is on a spectrum it's more of a loop give me example the it's it's not like far left and far right and it goes this way it travels like a loop and then at the extremes they both just kind of meet extreme right and extreme left are the same person yeah it's a loop
Starting point is 01:25:19 you just grew up in different neighborhoods that's all yeah only difference between you same mentality yeah that extremism is the characteristic if you were in that different neighborhood you would be prone to those beliefs the thing that makes the extreme right more dangerous is you guys are pro-gun you're pro-gun scared they came out oh yeah death threats and everything was big yeah 100 scary because you hate brown people and you're pro-gun. I got soft, bro. I got scared, bro. A little bit. I'm going to buy a gun.
Starting point is 01:25:48 Y'all got me. Hey, gun control, y'all lost this one. Y'all lost one right now. Y'all done lost one. I'm going to keep it. I'm going to buck out this bitch. I lost one.
Starting point is 01:26:00 You copping a gun, bro? Bro, I was like, I wasn't super gun control to begin with. I was like, I see why people Would have it Yeah
Starting point is 01:26:06 I don't think you need An automatic assault rifle Or whatever But now I might just have A bazooka at my fucking house You know what I mean You need to go straight Indian Have a fucking cobra
Starting point is 01:26:15 And a flute Dog If you had a cobra And a flute Dog Real talk You put that shit That would scare the shit out of anybody.
Starting point is 01:26:27 Basket, yo. It doesn't even got to be a real. Basket. Ain't no cobra in it. And you just got a little maraca in there that they move around and a flute right next to it. Nobody breaking into your fucking house. Yo, you're right about it. That's better than a watchdog.
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Starting point is 01:28:21 Because that joke that you did about the clit shit came back up, dude. Yeah. What? Too bad those clits can't go yeah what what is so Ethiopians are knowing they got clits nah nah my country's good on the general mutilation shit Yeah y'all don't do that shit Yeah Why cause you're 50-50
Starting point is 01:28:46 Cause I think one is Religion We're not the same religion Like a lot of Christians A lot of Jews and shit In my country Yeah the diversity How big of a problem
Starting point is 01:28:55 Is it in Somalia Depends who you ask I think Sam Harris said 98 That sounds crazy 98% of women in Somalia That sounds insane Are you sure it's Somalia
Starting point is 01:29:04 Or is it not Sudan No Somalia they said Butit cut. Are you sure Somalia is not Sudan? No, Somalia they said. But I was like, how do you calculate that? Yeah, it seems... You can't go around measuring pussies. That's an insane thing to do. Like, where do you get that stat? No, it made no sense.
Starting point is 01:29:18 I don't believe it. Probably just self-reported. Hey, has your clit been cut off? That's probably how I see it happening But you know I'm not surprised That they're coming for you Why I feel like
Starting point is 01:29:28 Me even where I'm from I wouldn't I would never I want to live back in Ethiopia But I would not want to do Stand up back there Really Because you get thrown in jail
Starting point is 01:29:36 You've probably been to certain countries Where you can't joke about certain things India's super sensitive It's a lot of people Who don't have access to Anything Even education But they got access to internet now So like They're going to throw out opinions On lot of people who don't have access to anything, even education, but they got access
Starting point is 01:29:45 to internet now. So like, they're going to throw out opinions on this shit and they don't understand a lot of like, what stand up is or whatever.
Starting point is 01:29:52 I don't think it's education though. What is it? It's really just cultural sensibilities. There's just some things that are taboo. Like you don't play on God over there.
Starting point is 01:29:59 You don't make fun of the press. Like if you go to Dubai or like Saudi Arabia, you can't make fun of royalty. You know, there's just rules in places. This is interesting. And yeah, in Thailand, like you make fun of the press like if you go to dubai or like saudi arabia you can't make fun of royalty you know there's just there's rules in places this is interesting and yeah in thailand like
Starting point is 01:30:08 you make fun of the emperor you literally get thrown in jail yeah this is an interesting thing and this is um mark was telling me about this the other day this is why like social media policing and social media policy right is so interesting because you're developing a singular policy for the world because the world is on Facebook, the world is on Instagram, the world is on Twitter, but the world has very different values. Yes. Right? So what is completely acceptable and tolerable in America
Starting point is 01:30:35 is not in Ethiopia in a lot of cases. So if you cancel, you kick someone off Twitter for some shit in America, like I'll use the wrong pronouns or whatever fucking dumb shit there are, and then people in Ethiopia are like you could be a boy you know what I'm saying what do you mean
Starting point is 01:30:49 you could be a boy that's not even on their radar right so how the fuck do you create one policy for a global company I don't think you do
Starting point is 01:30:59 you just do it based on American I think everybody's in their own space there's a whole everybody even within America there's all these different internet worlds that we don't know exist and they In their own space There's a whole Everybody Even within America There's all these
Starting point is 01:31:05 Different internet worlds That we don't know exist Yeah And they got their own policy That's interesting So you want to go back To Ethiopia huh Yeah
Starting point is 01:31:11 And what is that Do you want to be In politics over there Nah I just like The quality of life So for me It's just like If I make
Starting point is 01:31:17 Really Quality of life is great For everybody No not for everybody But if you got some cheddar You know what I mean Yeah yeah yeah You got servants and shit
Starting point is 01:31:24 Yes Yeah yeah It's just servants and shit Yes Yeah Yeah It's just It's much easier life Much more calm A lot of things I don't necessarily like
Starting point is 01:31:30 Always about the west But the liberties Are more important to me Than that quality of life Because I think The liberties that we have here Matter to me more than Just that comfort
Starting point is 01:31:38 That I would be able to experience So that's why I'd want to go back For more than anything And it's not like out in common There's a lot of people Who do that And so you think You'll do that eventually? No, because I love doing stand-up.
Starting point is 01:31:49 And so for me, I just couldn't imagine living in a country where I could potentially go to jail because I made the wrong joke. Yeah. And to be fair, my country, Ethiopia specifically, is far more progressive than some other countries. That being said, that is something I worry about. Yeah, there's something about, I was watching this video. I forget the fucking philosopher, but he basically said, he's like, if there's just one religion, it's tyranny. If there's two religions, it's war. And if there's more than two, everybody gets along.
Starting point is 01:32:21 Because you got to find a way to kind of like work with each other. long yeah because you gotta find a way to kind of like work with each other but when you don't have that like uh diversity of religion you don't really have to accept anybody else's beliefs so maybe a place like ethiopia which is because of history is quite diverse in terms of religion like don't you have ethiopian jews yeah we got a lot of jews in ethiopia yeah yeah so who yes somebody made down like j like Joseph's nephew or something made it down to Ethiopia way back in the day, right? Yeah, we got ancient relics for like, Jewish ancient relics in the north.
Starting point is 01:32:50 It's crazy. Dude, and that weird church that's like underground that I think Indians made? I don't know if it's necessarily Indians, but yeah, I know which church you're talking about. Yeah, it's a country with like a lot of, like the oldest human ever recorded is found in Ethiopia. Lucy.
Starting point is 01:33:02 Really? Lucy, I believe. Yeah. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of, Lucy's a weird name for them yeah why is it so white they said it was because they were listening to lucy and this guy with diamonds when they discovered the remains ah sure so that's what they said and then they were like ah lucy still don't fuck with it but yeah that's not i'm not mad at it when do how about diamond that's a black girl name also they got him in africa y'all chose the wrong fucking part of that song you think dime is a trigger word in africa they're just like yo stop
Starting point is 01:33:40 that shit yo that shit's haunted my life bro we gentrify forever for you that's just a cut non-lifespan dramatically actually now that you mention it congo yeah what do they propose with in africa was that like what do they propose what do they propose on they lost their arm getting cut off in diamond trade but you fucking listen if she don't got a hand, she don't need a ring. What if it's a nice toe ring? Okay, here's a question. Yeah. When, where does, in Africa, when do you think blackness begins and Arabness ends? Ooh.
Starting point is 01:34:19 Oh, that's easy. Because we were having this discussion before. I'm trying to figure this out. Which is, which is like, we've divided people based on continents because it usually kind of works out like that. Like Asians are in Asia and it works like that. But then again, you go to parts of Asia and they're not. You go to like the Russian parts of Asia and they look white, right? You look at the Indian parts, they're Indian, right?
Starting point is 01:34:38 Yeah. Everybody that's in Africa just is assumed as black, right? Because we look atrica as the black continent yeah but in north africa especially when i was in egypt yeah you see black egyptians but you see white egyptians yeah for sure what do you think that there's like a line where rami self-identifies as arab rami is arab he's an egyptian yeah self-identifies there and yeah like he's from africa but he can't drop that n-bomb yeah so like i basically what's the n-bomb line where's the mason dixon line for the n-bomb
Starting point is 01:35:10 when is it safe that's a good question that's a good question i you know when people talk about africa at first they just see it as like a homogenous of course you know they just see his af so what do africans think not recognizing like ethiopians and sumans who are neighbors don't think alike whatsoever at all you know so it's a it's a hard one to tell you but yeah north africa is a good indication like they consider themselves different they might call themselves africans but not nearly as much enthusiasm and then hornet africa is also different like somalians ethiopians we feel different from Central Africans or South Africans. But when you are in the West, you'll use the N-word.
Starting point is 01:35:50 Yes. And North Africans, if you're Algerian or something like that, I would assume less so. Man, I don't know what circles you guys hang around, but I know plenty of them. They dropping it? Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:36:03 And they feel- But y'all got Asians here who drop it. Yeah, it's wild. Oh, no, we're not talking when- I'm talking about when black people are around. Even when black people are around. Everybody uses it. But it's like-
Starting point is 01:36:16 What? It's mad awkward. Being with a bunch of Indians are all just saying the N-word and I'm like, none of y'all would say this to a black person. Wait, they actually do this? Oh, dude.
Starting point is 01:36:24 Yeah, yeah. and then the weirdest The weirdest defense is We were in Koreatown I saw them dropping that shit No Asians be dropping He's right Asians drop it And the weirdest defense
Starting point is 01:36:31 Is my black friend lets me say And it's like I don't care Say it around a black stranger And then I'll be like Okay now I see Okay you got something here Let's see how confident
Starting point is 01:36:38 You really are in that word Yeah it makes me think Of Rich Chigga Remember him The rapper Rich Chigga The Asian dude Yeah he changed his name recently
Starting point is 01:36:46 because he got enough backlash about it but he basically was just rich brian he calls himself yeah yeah yeah but remember and he had a great lines like you don't want to fuck with a chigga like me and i remember just laughing so hard because he got around saying nigga but he still said it yeah you guys that's a funny one but yeah they say it all the time And here's the thing In Africa too It's not the same thing We don't have the same history So the
Starting point is 01:37:08 The relation to that word Is not the same If you go around Africa As a white person You're like Nigga nigga Black people They won't care
Starting point is 01:37:13 Really? Yeah I wouldn't recommend You go do it Just in case you get filmed But Because you guys Probably have your own words
Starting point is 01:37:20 That are way more painful Not necessarily We don't have the same Colonial history So no Yeah y'all shipped out The ones with the colonial ethiopia specifically doesn't but there are tons of places they do yo how did y'all body out everybody how'd you never get colonized africa b have you seen those junk yeah it was hard for those italians who used to sunny fucking
Starting point is 01:37:37 countrysides to be like a rainforest you know i'm saying that's like that's a difficult thing to navigate but they bodied everywhere else why is it ethiopia is the one spot that they couldn't colonize because we live in mountains it's a mountainous country it is impossible to traverse and we were patient you know i mean we hid in the bushes we dragged that shit out it wasn't a instantaneous we beat them back like three four times but they were long campaigns and you knew it and it was just part of the culture we're like we're not going to get by you no matter what i don't think it was necessarily part of the culture but they just fought and they just kept fighting and they just didn't stop and the other it's like you know war is not always about just direct conflict sometimes it's just a
Starting point is 01:38:14 matter of attrition yes you wait the other group long enough and their supply lines dry out they can't stay here long enough so war is complicated it's expensive that's what people need to realize with these fucking protests yeah it's gonna be a process dry out the money supply like i think it was um i think george washington has a losing record in battles he's the most famous general who's trash but the idea behind the revolutionary war was we can't beat them but we can make them broke so stretch this motherfucker out as long stalemate stalemate stalemate and eventually they're just gonna go away financially worth it exactly and that's probably vietnam anytime you see a big empire lose a war yeah it's not because they can't just
Starting point is 01:38:54 keep killing people it's like is this worth the money is this is can i afford to keep killing how much shit am i really gonna guess at the same time i was thinking about these protests i'm like these cops are on the sidelines getting happy as fuck because they're getting so much overtime yeah just to stand there they're like defund the police he's like 1.5 pay son is crazy they're literally extra funding the police yeah whoa yep what do you think what do you think you think you think that um you think cops have the right to be furious about the way they're getting treated right now by who by the protesters and by the sentiment like just the overall sentiment yeah a little bit but then ones that are ones that can empathize i feel they probably understand but the ones that are it's harder
Starting point is 01:39:46 for them to empathize with others outside of their own group they probably feel resentment and i feel like you could police each other a little better like i always hear cops being like hey we want this guy to get prosecuted just as much as you i don't hear a lot of minneapolis cops coming out and saying no derichovan needs to go to jail that needs to happen like you'll say that when it's another precinct and you don't know the guy it's impressive to me and it's noble to me when it's your precinct and you're like yo this guy killed somebody he should pay the price i don't cops always say that hey there's great cops most of us are great we want punishment for the bad cops that was awful but when somebody you know you don't say shit and that's different
Starting point is 01:40:22 yeah yeah the silence is weird i was talking about this on rogan that like uh like i look at bernie sanders in that way yeah like he's one of the good cops that just won't talk about the bad cops yeah and like the dnc fucks him every single primary brutal brutal right brutal it's hard to watch he's just silent yeah but he's silent every single time it's like okay well well, you're complicit now. You're letting it happen. Yeah. Do you look at American politics like that?
Starting point is 01:40:50 Is this just like a show to you guys? Is it all entertainment? Is it confusing? No, because I think a lot of the problems that happen here are reflected in other countries. That's why people resonate with it so much. It's not just watching from afar like, what the fuck? To some degree, people can understand a lot of their frustrations it's like yo we feel like we're in a two-party system in canada as well right you know i mean that's the same issue
Starting point is 01:41:12 in a lot of different places so whatever you guys are going with it's just broadcasted to everyone else so it's like days of our lives for us yes now when you're doing stand-up do you think like when people come out are they expecting what's in the videos sometimes like you if you get a youtube audience like they've never you probably had this happen like people come to your show and they've never seen stand-up before yeah yeah they're like oh i didn't think it was gonna be like this i thought you were gonna talk about amanda seals that doesn't happen sometimes people scream some shit out at a show but you know you just cultivate the audience and you make them realize what stand up is and then they warm up to it and they're like
Starting point is 01:41:46 I actually like this shit it's crazy how many people have never been to a stand up comedy show but they see someone they like even the person who's never done comedy they'll be like
Starting point is 01:41:53 I'll pay 50 bucks to go see it that's a weird thing they want to be in the same room as you I think that's really what it comes down to and it's just interesting you're in a unique space
Starting point is 01:42:01 because the thing that you're doing is funny but the first intention is not to be funny. It's funny because you guys are funny. Right. Not because you're like, oh, I'm writing these punchlines. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:10 Well, we don't rehearse anything. Yeah, you just go. We have the idea and then we just start talking and then we edit it down. Yeah. I want to ask you something, though, just the way you guys do shit. Do you guys ever feel like you sacrifice the conversation for the jokes every now and then? Sacrifice the conversation for the jokes? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:24 What does that mean? Meaning sometimes you guys are delving into serious shit. Yeah. the conversation for the jokes every now and then sacrifice the conversation for the jokes yeah what does that mean meaning sometimes you guys are delving into serious shit yeah and sometimes it just goes off on a tangent yeah funny shit and it's dope it's fun to watch yeah yeah but do you guys ever feel like you have that question i'm sure there's been times afterward i'm like i wish we visited that more but the thing we're trying to harness is the fun we're always trying to tap into the fun yeah so if we both have the understanding that's the idea of flagrancy is we're not gonna sacrifice fun because something could be offensive right so as long as we keep that as like our north star then i think we're good yeah yeah there's a lot of resources out there for like straight information and facts right and we're giving you perspective right that's
Starting point is 01:42:59 fair this is we're not trying to give you the fucking data yeah we're just giving you perspective and it could be wild and crazy and when we're becoming more like journalistic i think we're having less fun and i think it's not there that being said i think there's i think if you're just goofy all the time that becomes the norm and it's no longer fun you still need something to be juxtaposed you know like i think our funniest moments come oftentimes when it's a serious conversation and it goes left fast yeah because it's not expecting it like if we take a goofy topic right something that's already silly and we try to be silly on top of it it's like the it's like a peanut butter jelly sandwich but it's only jelly yeah you know what i mean like it's just you're just missing that something that you could
Starting point is 01:43:43 bounce it but when we got Like the serious conversation That we cut off Of this podcast But it was earlier Like that's a real heavy topic Right So the tension's thick Yeah
Starting point is 01:43:52 And wherever there's tension There's gonna be some funny But this is a good question Like when you're joking around About shit Can you not get to the meat Yeah Well I'll only ask
Starting point is 01:43:59 Because like I can tell you guys Care about some of the topics You bring up You know what I'm saying And so it's funny To just see that juxtaposition And then it just goes left. I enjoy it a lot.
Starting point is 01:44:06 Yeah. But I always have that frustration sometimes with myself. Like, because our shit can go left sometimes too. Yeah. And a lot of times I have to edit it out or like put in the extra footage. But yeah, I'm always trying to find that balance. That's the coolest thing about this like rant show that we've been doing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:20 Right? So it's like the coolest thing about it to me is that when I just do stand up. Right. And I do a bit. right so it's like the coolest thing about it to me is that when i just do stand-up right and i do a bit i can't explain the real meaning behind the bit afterwards because they're like no no we're here for comedy like what are you doing giving a fucking ted talk about this right but the cool thing about this is that when we're putting together the idea we have the fun we execute through fun and then at the end we can go hey this is the real part of it yeah and that that that's not really allowed per se in stand-up maybe if you're
Starting point is 01:44:49 chapelle you could take five minutes and pontificate on something and tell the whole story about yeah whatever the fuck it is but um but he's earned that because he's so fucking prolific you're like i'm just gonna listen to you right and maybe one day we get there but yeah it is it is an interesting question well those clips have been doing super why i see them all the time being man it's been cool yeah it's crazy it's just been fucking cool yeah it reminds me of what like a late night show monologue would look like if it wasn't pc you know i'm saying i think that's a good yeah that's what we've been trying all politics shows should be i think is what yes the idea was yeah we were we were just talking about this and i was talking about about it on Rogan a little bit,
Starting point is 01:45:26 which is like, it's very difficult right now to have a fair cultural or political satire show. Because the institution that you're working for is politically aligned. Right. And they won't allow you to make fun of that institution.
Starting point is 01:45:45 So there's only one other institution left. Right. The opposition. So you have to push in that direction. And what we were basically saying is like, we're just going to do, like the funniest joke or even the truth
Starting point is 01:45:56 never has a party. Right? Like sometimes the truth is left, sometimes the truth is right. That's just how it is. So we're just going to do the funniest bit. And we're going to have the most truthful take. and another reason why i watch your guy's shit is like there's ammunition in it like i watch your videos like i got some ammunition for a defund
Starting point is 01:46:12 this anybody wants to talk to me about defund i got a few bars i could give to the people and i'm ready to go i didn't research it you did all the intellectual heavy lifting for me but now i got it locked right you know and i think we try to put that into pieces as well. It's like, all right, what is the one thing this week that we want to talk about? It's five minutes. Now,
Starting point is 01:46:30 when you talk to your friends about masks later, you can be like, well, the masks don't even work. I'm like, how do you know that? Fauci. It's really,
Starting point is 01:46:39 it's really Mark and I just fucking writing these jokes, you know? So yeah, it just works that way. Yeah. I wanted to ask you guys this is like a question i've been asking myself all week but do you guys feel like especially in the states we focus so much so much on race and i say this because i find like
Starting point is 01:46:56 companies like amazon like black lives matter and all this shit and then they align themselves as if they're very liberal and left but then their work policies are extremely conservative in the way they operate so i feel like there's so many people trying to invest in this racial conversation just to keep away from their own shitty behaviors mark mark has an interesting thing about this go but yeah like i completely agree but also just the fact that you have all these corporations that are supporting this quote-unquote revolution is effectively it should be an indication that it's not going to affect anyone's money. No. It's not going to affect anyone's bottom line.
Starting point is 01:47:28 Break that down, though. Like, if there's some sort of, like, revolution against, like, the 1% or an Occupy Wall Street thing, no wealthy corporation that's making a ton of money, especially off the backs of poor people, is going to support some sort of labor revolution. It could potentially hurt their bottom line. Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:43 Like, you're not going to support a revolution that's like, yo, take down Amazon. Amazon's not going to be like, yeah, you're right. It's like, this is like some sort of social issue that's not going to affect anyone's money. So they can get on board. And on top of that, if they get on board, it can actually affect, it can actually improve their money.
Starting point is 01:47:57 Yeah, because now they look like good guys. You imagine if Black Lives Matter tried to be like, yo, let's fuck up tax havens. How fast? Yeah. Fucking Amazon would be like, we're not shipping fuck up tax havens. How fast? Fucking Amazon be like, we're not shipping those niggas out. It would change instantly.
Starting point is 01:48:10 And so for me, it's like such a focus. And people don't realize, if you eliminate a lot of this wealth problem, a lot of these racial issues will disappear as well. People always talking about like police reform and this and that. And I'm like, that sounds great. I get it in the short term.
Starting point is 01:48:22 But in the long term, if you don't fix people's finances and their money problems, these issues will persist. The most interesting thing about the Derek Chauvin murder is the amount of diversity in the cops that killed him. That is completely removed from the conversation, right? I knew this was going to happen. We even fucking talked about it in the last piece. They will make this a race war when this is a war against police brutality that is disproportionately affecting black people.
Starting point is 01:48:48 100% race plays a part in everything. Don't get me wrong. But it's not a white people, black people on the street beefing. This is authority and authority abusing a certain percentage of the population. But it's not as exciting if you can create a race war. No. That's the fun shit. Additionally, it's not. Race is a weapon. That's what I think we're all getting at. Sure. But it's not as exciting if you can create a race war. No. That's the fun shit. Additionally,
Starting point is 01:49:07 race is a weapon. That's what I think we're all getting at. Yeah. If you can keep the poor people feuding over race, they're not going to feud over the fact that
Starting point is 01:49:14 they're not getting money, the minimum wage is fucking them up, or whatever the economic issue is. They're not going to let us war over something they don't have the weapons for. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:22 Amazon is like, cool, y'all war over race. And yeah, black people are getting fucked up. We're not denying that at all. But we'll keep that as much as we can. We'll protect our money. And then we'll send out an email in support of these black people who are getting killed because they shouldn't be.
Starting point is 01:49:34 And it's not fucking up our money. You don't think it's going to fuck up their money? Because I saw a Bezos post over the weekend. He's getting emails because they have Black Lives Matter. They support Black Lives Matter when you go to Amazon. So now he's getting emails that people are like, oh, I ain't fucking with Amazon anymore.
Starting point is 01:49:52 He knows good and goddamn well ain't nobody canceling their Amazon. Yeah, go get your shit. Where else are you going to get it? Go to Walmart. Guess what they said? Black Lives Matter. Walmart said it too? I'm not positive. You know what this is? This is version of like the environmentalist movement it's like you know how like every actor cares about the environment because it's the issue you can care about and not
Starting point is 01:50:15 piss anybody off that's gonna buy a ticket to your film like leonardo caprio is like okay i gotta be the biggest actor but i can't be this rich and successful and fuck this many 19-year-olds and then not do some good. What good can I do without pissing off the population some of it? Polar bears. Done. And I feel like this, they've realized,
Starting point is 01:50:38 the companies have realized that this movement, they're like, okay, maybe we'll piss off some cops, but we can deal pissing off with 1% of the population if we're going to get tons of free promo, tons of free PR, and we're going to have black people who truly organize as a group, especially when it comes to purchasing power. We're going to have black people ride for us heavy. They did the same calculation as Nike. Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say. Exactly. Remember when people were like, I'm going to boyike blah blah blah their stocks are gonna drop for supporting
Starting point is 01:51:07 nope shit went right up and i'm like nike's the same company that sells like overpriced sneakers to niggas and i'm like yo they don't give a fuck it's like it's all virtual signaling because it benefits their bottom line they're strategically placing themselves to be on the right side of conflicts for their bottom line they rarely make miscalculations like on as soon as it's unfashionable to support black people the corporations will they're out well unfashionable or as soon as it i guess unfashionable is also tied to their bottom line yeah i'm saying more specifically like if it's going to really affect their bottom line like nike's been around for a minute they know what they're doing corporations see color and i'm sure that is shown in their
Starting point is 01:51:40 hiring practices etc but more than color they see see green. Yeah. Where's the green? That's where I'm aligned. Yeah. Yeah, dude. You know what's crazy? I've been thinking about, like, why didn't these corporations that existed, like, during the fucking Nazis,
Starting point is 01:51:57 why didn't they rebrand? Like, which company? Like, Volkswagen is still Volkswagen. but it's good for their brand because nazis had great vehicles oh bro but they did though they had great machinery so i'm like i might hate them but if i need a good car i'm gonna get it from the person they were pulling up into france they're like oh man we're fucked but that shit is moving you think jews in germany are taking the service road fuck out of here yo
Starting point is 01:52:29 hey put me in the left lane of this autobahn gee let's go that's interesting so there even though it's this horrible tragedy there is positive equity yeah in the things that i mean i guess that's how nasa got started right fill me in oh you didn't know about that shit
Starting point is 01:52:45 Oh son Red pill dog We stole all the scientists from the Nazis We split them up with the Russians And then our whole space Space program is designed By that Operation Paperclip I think it's called I think somebody has a bit about this
Starting point is 01:53:01 But it's like dope shit outweighs anybody's morals Yes Yeah Louis It's Gerard I think somebody has a bit about this But it's like dope shit Outweighs anybody's morals Yes Yeah Louis No It's Gerard Gerard Yeah And I think that's very true
Starting point is 01:53:09 It's like People are purchasing all they want But if you got a dope product Alright Let me throw something at you then Okay Art Artist
Starting point is 01:53:20 Oh Seemingly inseparable I like how you started that shit Like it was poetry Right Art. Seemingly inseparable. I like how you started that shit like it was poetry. Right? Art. Artist. Seemingly.
Starting point is 01:53:29 So, seemingly inseparable in terms of the actions of the artists versus the art they create. Right? And if the actions of the artists are immoral, we also cancel that art that they've produced. Do we? Some people would say. Michael Jackson. Right? We could say hypothetically, right?
Starting point is 01:53:45 Like Cosby shows taken off air, et cetera, right? You might not, but that's why I'm asking. I might not. And you might not. We know you don't at all. I do not.
Starting point is 01:53:53 Yeah. This guy was wearing a fucking Tillman University. So, or Hillman. What is it called? Hillman, right? This guy was wearing a Hillman College prunek allman college I got Hillman college I'm wearing that shit all the time
Starting point is 01:54:05 Pruneck all the time During the Cosby trial Right Every That's where Cosby got his teenagers Like He was tired of like Old bitches
Starting point is 01:54:14 Raping old bitches on his show He's like I need a fucking college show Recruit I had a picture I had My dad hoodie on With the hood up
Starting point is 01:54:25 And my head down And I sent it to Charlemagne And said justice for Cosby Wow So He did not respond Surprisingly Science scientist
Starting point is 01:54:36 Scientist Does some horrible thing In Greece They used to use Little 14 year old boys As like fleshlights Fucked them all Fucked them all back in the day.
Starting point is 01:54:45 Fucked them all. Right? They did back in the day. Every scientist, Pythagoras, fucking every little kid, right? That was just what it was. You had it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:54 The science exists. We separate those. Right. We're not going to stop using antibiotics because Alexander Fleming did some foul shit back in the day. Right. Can we do that with art?
Starting point is 01:55:06 Or should we? I think the distinction that they always make is like, we need those inventions in terms of science because it's like life important. You know, if you come up with a vaccine, but you've raped a hundred people, they're still not going to throw away the vaccine because it potentially will help and save folks.
Starting point is 01:55:20 So I think they'll make a distinction between that and art. That's the argument they would make. Rogan said this, he goes, all right, go, go, right go go go yeah well the question he asked in the podcast is are we saying science is less important than art and i would say yeah we are also i think more important than art science is more important yeah yeah sorry yeah also i think um with artists when they put out their art that's like you're like you feel like you know them and you connect the two the art is a reflection of who they are. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:46 Pythagoras's theorem isn't a reflection of... That existed and he discovered it. Yeah. Whereas art is something that actually comes from you and you create it. From your soul. Question. What about if art is so powerful and so therapeutic that it has almost scientific ramifications?
Starting point is 01:56:04 I think there are people that feel so good when they listen to michael jackson's music and it evokes so many emotions maybe like childhood stuff or whatever it is it makes them feel so fucking good well some people a lot of childhood emotions but uh but like can that reach the level of science here's one difference. An artist, it's like the double-edged sword. If you get famous for your creation, you get worship for your creation.
Starting point is 01:56:32 Alexander Fleming, I didn't even know who the fuck he was until 10 seconds ago. You don't desire or enter this business for fame necessarily. You might get fame within your community, but within your community, the people who worship you,
Starting point is 01:56:44 if they find out Alexander Fleming fucks fucks kids might be like yo fuck that fuck that dude foul ass motherfucker science isn't necessarily performative whereas like art is kind of like inherently performative you're doing it because you want some sort of like credit you want some sort of validation like want adulation but like it's just sort of goes with the territory like it's impossible to be a singer without singing you know what i mean like the very like it's intrinsic to being a singer that you must perform uh uh rogan brought up an interesting one he he said uh the guy who created like fertilizer you guys heard about this one no maybe uh i think like the same type of formula used for the fertilizer i could be getting this wrong,
Starting point is 01:57:25 was used for the gas where they gas the juice. Oh yeah, I've heard about this. Something like that? Zyklon B? Yeah, and then Zyklon A is like the fertilizer or something like that. Zyklon B. So apparently while they're gassing juice, he's winning the fucking Nobel Peace Prize
Starting point is 01:57:44 while they're gassing juice, he's winning the fucking Nobel Peace Prize. While they're gassing Jews with the exact same thing. And understandably so for the Nobel Peace Prize because how many people are getting fed because now you can actually fertilize these crops. There's way more crops out there. Go. Just to add to your point, the whole Nobel Peace Prize. What? The whole guy that invented the Nobel Peace Prize.
Starting point is 01:58:02 You know his story? What's that? Literally the guy, I think it's like Alfred Noble or some shit. Okay. The guy that invented dynamite. Yeah prize you know his story what's that literally the guy i think it's like alfred noble or some shit okay the guy that invented yeah he invented dynamite what he's the guy that invented dynamite he invents his dynamite start getting used in like wars and people are blowing each other up and shit that's a great piece someone writes an article they're like oh yeah alfred noble you know the uh uh the agent of death or some shit like that where they're like they basically gave him the title of like oh yeah this guy invented death and like killed all these people and he was like oh shit i can't be remembered as the guy that killed all these people yeah so he went out and started this fund and this charity basically to be like no we got a reward like humanitarians so like he
Starting point is 01:58:36 literally invented the nobel peace prize out of guilt out of guilt because he killed so many people so he's like those white people rubbing black people's feet during these protests now i guess is that what they're doing they're rubbing feet bro you didn't see this this should gotta be set up b some of them one of them was set up one guy was like walking up to white women and he's like do you believe black lives matter she's like yeah bend the knee bend the knee i was like what is happening some of it is a setup some of it is a setup to just basically strawman the movement but to come back to your point about the product i feel like with art art it's hard to measure the impact it has on people a vaccine you take it you get better or you prevent you from disease we know
Starting point is 01:59:14 it yeah with art you can say it makes people feel great all this stuff but it's just like most people's problems if they really can't see the impact they don't believe it or they don't really care yeah you know i can talk about inequality all i want but watching a black man get snuffed in front of me he's always gonna have more impact because there's a visual even though this problem is more important and it is bigger yeah that is always going to make people feel more in that same token art may have more of an impact on people's happiness levels and fighting off depression and all this other shit but a vaccine is always going to hit home harder So it's just, people's minds are not apt to understand problems. And you can quantify it, yeah.
Starting point is 01:59:47 Like, you can quantify how many lives you saved with a vaccine. You can't quantify how many people were gonna kill themselves until they heard this guy's music or whatever. That's all like... Yo, totally separate note. You know how, like,
Starting point is 01:59:59 Corona went out of business because of Corona? Yeah. Yeah, the beer went out of business. The beer went out of business. Oh, it actually did Yeah, the beer went out of business The beer went out of business. Oh, it actually did? Y'all didn't hear about this? I heard they like stopped production
Starting point is 02:00:09 or something like that. I mean, it's such a big beer distributor. They're probably owned by some other big company. They'll probably figure it out. But it was severely effective. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:17 Right? Has Advil not taken a hit? I'm sure they have. Because everybody blames like I'm not taking Advil no more ever. For what? They said, you didn't hear about this?
Starting point is 02:00:29 No. That shit makes you gay, bro. They said, they found out. What the fuck? Where are you getting these stories? That is true though. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:38 What? Advil makes you gay. They did this, they did a study over, no, no, no, no. They did a study over the last 50 years and they found that people who took Advil instead of Tylenol had a higher activity of gay.
Starting point is 02:00:53 It was like a Tuskegee experiment, but they did it in Atlanta. You see what I deal with, son? No, no, this is serious, man. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, you know how white Mark is? Smartest guy we know. What kind of experiment?
Starting point is 02:01:06 A Tuskegee experiment. It's all right, dog. It's all right. Motherfucker can't even pronounce his own last name. You think he's going to be able to pronounce Tuskegee, bro? What? What did I say? Tuskegee.
Starting point is 02:01:18 What's up with you and G's, motherfucker? Figure them out. We've been taking all these Advils. That's what happens. In all seriousness, Advil makes you die from Corona. So you're saying Advil makes you gag mom? It's Gagnon, bro. Gagnon.
Starting point is 02:01:33 Okay. So this is like a real study? No, but the studies early on were like, if you take ibuprofen, it makes it like it will kill you faster if you have Corona or some shit like that. Bro. It was like harmful for treating Corona. So why would you ever take Advil again just on the risk?
Starting point is 02:01:47 The study was false turned out later. Man, shut up. Damage has been done. Damage has been done. You fucking dork. You don't know what about studies and shit.
Starting point is 02:01:56 Fucking nerd ass. Technically, the ticket told me that I'd be proven. I don't call it Advil That's just a brand name I be proven You cannot call me a dork
Starting point is 02:02:08 And like David Still It's Bill Still Put some respect on the God Fucking King Dork You watch Bill Still yet? I don't know what that is Yo
Starting point is 02:02:17 You don't need to That's the God bro Bill Still is the fucking goat dude He looks like Steve Kerr He's out there Talking shit about the Fed. Isn't he good? Do y'all got a Fed?
Starting point is 02:02:28 Is this how boring he is? He's still alive. Say what? You know how boring you gotta be to shit on the Fed your entire career and you're still alive? The documentary exposed
Starting point is 02:02:36 all the banking families and all the foul shit that's going on through years, but it was so boring that all the Rothschilds were like, let that shit rock. They probably didn't even finish itilds were like, let that shit rock. They probably didn't even finish it.
Starting point is 02:02:47 They were like, should we kill this guy? They're like, oh, you finished that shit? Which part you got? Is that an indication that a conspiracy is bullshit? If you can put out as much information as you want, they still decide not to act? I just think they know people don't give a fuck enough. I think as long as we're comfy, everything's cool yeah they just need to keep us comfy that's the whole thing
Starting point is 02:03:08 yeah but they gotta squeeze is enough so that they get theirs they get theirs and then i literally think the trajectory of society is squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze we start to push back and they're like all right release it a little bit let them get a little something and then we go back to squeeze squeeze squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Because right now, like you said earlier, this is a Black Lives Matter movement. But everybody who feels aggrieved by anything is part of it. Because they're like, all right, we're taking down the system in any way. I'm about it. Let's go.
Starting point is 02:03:36 And I think the powers that be are seeing that. And they're like, oh, yeah, we were doing a little too much squeezing. So let's see what happens. I think you're going to see some outside of obviously just giving people money. That's what they just did with the STEMmy check or whatever but i think you're gonna see money going back into people's hands in some way really they gotta like if you're a billionaire right you can only be a billionaire as long as we allow you to be fair right like if if we just go fuck it fuck the country we're not gonna have a country anymore yeah good luck yeah it's not gonna
Starting point is 02:04:04 work but I don't This is what To your point Maybe it's all bullshit The stock market just keeps going up Like it's almost back to where it was Before Corona Bro
Starting point is 02:04:11 None of it makes sense Son It's because they're Giving people money Yeah Everybody who applied for unemployment Even if you're Even if you're not getting money
Starting point is 02:04:20 From your state Which that's where you're supposed to get it from The government's sending you $600 I have not gotten this money yet. To everybody who applied for this shit. So it's like, hey, shut up, everybody. But at some point, that has to lead to crazy inflation.
Starting point is 02:04:34 You're peeing on yourself. Eventually, you run out of pee, bro. Yeah, so at some point, it's going to catch up. And if there's inflation, the economy's going to go back down. You never peed on yourself in this warm? Yeah, but run out of pee and you run out of pee and then it gets cold
Starting point is 02:04:47 and you got pee all over you nah he made it work I used to pee in my wetsuit and love it it'd be so warm yeah that's all
Starting point is 02:04:57 disgusting can we talk about how much bullshit Anonymous is the new Anonymous what happened with these fuckers it's just because like
Starting point is 02:05:04 the first Anonymous because like the first anonymous was like the shit they were like really hacking shit we're gonna get you trump's uh you can even get trump's salary but that's what i'm saying this new anonymous because they went away for mad years yeah and now they just come back under a new name but same imagery and they haven't released a single thing that like isn't just like that's because the social media manager was trash he's like yo during this pandemic let me release all this important information while you know black lives matter is going at it's like no one if this would have happened during regular times i feel like it would have got way more traction yeah i was like why would you drop it now the beginning
Starting point is 02:05:35 of the pandemic when we all had nothing to do drop it then sure but not now why would you drop it now you got to be careful with your content right now like there's like a lot of comics like posting like stand-up clips right now and it's like do you not know what's going on yeah yeah like now is not the time they're getting views though are they yeah are you posting on instagram no i haven't posted in a bit but yeah i'm trying to hold out and figure out when to get back in or whatever yeah it feels weird to not post about because like especially with everything everybody wants you to talk about that and so oftentimes when i deviate from because i don't want to cover policing and all that shit all the time but it's so omnipresent in people's mind that's all they
Starting point is 02:06:12 want to click on yeah you have to yeah man well look um we got to wrap this up man tell tell the people where they can find you is there anything else that you want to get off your chest you know what i mean no i'm pretty good as far as finding me, I've been Preach. You just find us on all social medias. Is that it? A-B-A and Preach. Yeah. And I guarantee if you watch our videos on the internet,
Starting point is 02:06:33 you've probably seen at least a thumbnail pop up from you guys. Yeah. I think that we're kind of locked into a very similar part of the algorithm. Yeah. So go check them out. Great stuff.
Starting point is 02:06:44 And then when are you guys gonna come here do some stand-up we're supposed to do a tour right before this corona stuff popped off yeah yeah we were planning the visas and everything almost gave the lorry the final payment i said nah bitch wait like another two weeks and i'm not giving her the payment anytime soon but uh but yeah i think once this all kind of winds down we're supposed to do our world tour so that'll be fun for us good man all right man go check them out bro guys thanks so much for watching peace god bless

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