Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Dillon Danis on Logan Paul Fight, Nina Agdal Lawsuit, & Training with McGregor

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

Yerrrrr, we had to get Dillon Danis to come on and explain what's going on with his lawsuit with Nina Agdal, see if he's actually going to fight Logan Paul, and to check in with the world's greatest UFC journalist. INDULGE 00:00 Intro 00:33 Dillon’s 300lb lover + last Flagrant appearance 05:45 Dillon bought Andrew a beautiful gift 08:13 Ronaldo Goofing Around 11:56 Andrew v Dillon Round 1 19:17 Sponsoring Dillon's corner 24:32 What actually happened with that bouncer? 28:20 Nina’s Lawsuit is CORNY 35:31 Logan is egotistical 37:57 Sparring with Alex “Poatan” Pereira + Bushido code 41:55 Conor McGregor = unbelievable under immense pressure 46:44 Dillon doesn’t target family 48:32 Logan can’t promote + doesn’t feel bad for Nina 51:06 Dillon Danis is now A-List 57:10 Who do we want to win? 59:16 Andrew v Dillon Round 2 01:02:00 Dillon choking out the boys 01:04:33 Why Dillon Accepted a bad Fight deal 01:07:45 Jake Paul + KSI are fighting to face Dillon next 01:12:51 Trash talking + Marcel suspending him 01:18:17 Rest in Peace Leandro Lo 01:22:00 Hitting rock bottom 01:33:12 Children, legacy + not trolling? 01:43:11 Drake taught Dillon how not to drink 01:48:09 The Rock is Dillon’s hero, Leo DiCaprio + nicest celebrities 01:54:16 Joe Rogan on Dillon Danis 01:56:16 Dillon’s Fight Promo 02:02:20 Acting is hard + Scarface reenactment 02:22:32 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? 02:32:55 Dillon won’t go without his boys 02:34:19 Andrew v Dillon Round 3 + Dillon ran away from Andrew 02:39:12 Andrew v Dillon Round 4 + Jiu Jitsu is easy 02:45:35 Full Nelson into SLEEP SLEEP 02:57:10 Andrew is built like a skeleton 03:03:18 Majlak wasn’t involved, Dillon is outside + stuttering 03:06:20 Albanians built different + Action Bronson is the man 03:08:49 Crohn’s in my throat + Who was funnier? Dillon v Logan 03:12:50 We love you Dillon Danis + so much funnier sober

The benefit of selling the fight. I definitely got more popular. I mean, now I'm A-list. That's... I'm laughing. I'm gonna this kid over. Do that. Sit the down.

You're gonna break the watch. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You wanna go head to head? You can't touch me. You're touching me with your mouth and kissing me! And I know that you've had sexual... ...starts. And you eat ass!

Hold on. Are you getting hard, dude? I felt something. Oh, he's like a rhinoceros, this guy. He's got my. He's got my. I'm getting on the floor. Yo, yo. Ding, ding, ding. What do you want? I can't breathe. What's up everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Today we are joined by the one,

the only Dylan Daniels. Okay. I was a little bit surprised when you walked in. You're in shape. I'm always in shape. Last time we saw you were homeless. You came to us in Miami. I was drunk off a bender. That was not fair though. Oh my God, it was a bender. I know, it was a very bad bender.

You almost canceled. The pod was at like 2 p.m. I literally woke up. I could not move. I saw hungover and I have a girl next to me that was like 300 pounds. I'm like, what the fuck? I can show you a picture. hungover and I have a girl next to me that was like 300 pounds. And I'm like, what the fuck? But she's a fucking fat ass. I can show you a picture.

Yeah, we would like to see a picture. We want to see a few pictures. I'll show you the sexy. The what? The what? The what? The what? Oh, shit.

Okay. Loose lips with Dennis. But I'm not going to show who it is. Oh, okay, okay. I can show you guys so you guys can appreciate. That's what I'm talking about. But, okay, this girl is 300 pounds. I mean, but in a good 300 pounds.

Not like a sloppy 300 pounds. You know what I'm saying? Okay, what was her background? No, I don't know what that means. Oh, I'm going to show you. Yeah, she'll be a solid 300. Yeah. Okay, let's look.

What is she, a fucking line master? Hold on. 300. Do you have sex with Aaron Donald? Let me see. What are you talking about? Oh, wow. Solid 300.

Oh, we can't put this on? Oh, okay. You guys can see this. Yeah, yeah, just so we can see it. Oh, wow. That's not 300 pounds. That's truly not 300 pounds. Oh, she's got a dick. Oh, hell yeah. Dude, why? Dude, that is wild, man.

Yeah, you are a fan of the LGBTQ or whatever the fuck you say. All right, come on. Be honest. Be honest. You're going to handle that. She'd break you in half. No, she would. She'd split my fucking stomach. So I wake couldn't handle that. She'd break you in half. She would. She'd split my fucking sternum. So I wake up next to that. I'm dead.

I can't move. And then you're like, this might be the last time you come on the show. You were like, fucking. Fuck you. You were big dicking me. It's all like this motherfucker. That's a big dick. You should have brought that to the pub.

Right? Why didn't you? You pulled up in a Rolls Royce. I did one more round with her. Then I came back. I went to the mini bar. I chugged everything in the mini bar. I come to you one more round with her. Then I came back. I went to the mini bar. I chugged everything in the mini bar. I come to you.

I'm fucking dead, but I'm drunk. So then we keep drinking. We keep drinking. And I was just like out of it. I don't remember anything I said. I was just fucking. It was fun pot. It was great.

It was really fun pot. Me and him, I got him upset, but it was good. But listen, here's the thing. Now you're sober and like. You felt me. You saw that? When you first came in, I was kind of throwing you around a little bit. I was throwing you around a little bit.

But at the same time, you're in shape. Which I was surprised by. Why? You think I was coming sloppy like that? Not sloppy. I just didn't think that you would put on muscle. Like, because you don't present. How do you think how I felt?

Well, no, you could do the grabbing thing. That was good. Yeah, but how about the boxing? You flipped me around immediately, which is interesting. Why did you do that? You took that back. It was more like you took my back. I'm part of the OG community. I don't know what you were saying.

I said it. I didn't know how I said it. I did think Nina was a trans. Stop it, bro. There's no way. Why did you do that? That's Kat. You know that's Kat.

She's beautiful. She looks like Edge. I don't know what that is. He might have thought it. He might have really thought it. What is he? I don't know how you just take him. He's a cop. I got to take the gloves off. I can't know what that is. He might have thought it. He might have really thought it. What is he? I don't think he's just taking Mark's job. I got to take the gloves off.

I can't see. He's going to pull it up. He's going to pull up two edges. You want proper entertainment, I got you. She's a beautiful woman. It's a good reference. You tell me this doesn't look like her. It's a good reference.

I got to be honest. You got to put it side by side. It is, right? It's disrespectful as fuck. No, because I was in it. Because, you know, it's hard to give Logan credit for it. Listen, it's hard to give Logan credit for anything. Listen, it's hard to give Logan credit for anything.

Okay, uh-oh, sunglasses off. We're getting serious. Because I can't see shit. It's a turganate. You see if I try to type that? I need to see Edge there. I need to fucking make sure it wasn't Nina. Listen, he's hard to compliment anything because he's always just like doing bad things so i was like

he's marrying into the lg whatever that is because i keep saying it wrong why can't you say it because you're armenian like what no because i'm retarded so i was like you're in a safe state no we're retarded. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was syndrome autism? You look autism. He's for sure autism. I look autism. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, I'm going to praise him. I was like, that's actually pretty cool of him. He's a good guy.

And then I looked it up, and then she wasn't. And then I found all those pictures, and that's how the whole thing started. So let's say, for example, just looking at her, you can say objectively she's not your 300-pound, you know, with the grandfather clock. She's disgusting. Say what? She was like a man. Come on. clock. She's disgusting. Say what? She was like a man. Come on.

Wow. Come on, bro. I don't think so. That's not my type. You spent the majority of your life just grabbing guys. You're telling me that that woman isn't more beautiful than some of the guys that you would wrestle? I mean, probably yes, I'll give you that.

But I don't know, she's not my type. You want a little bit more meat on the body. No, I like skinny girls too. I mean, I'm in New York, I dabble. Can you handle? I don't think you can's not my type. You want a little bit more meat on the book. No, I like skinny girls too. I mean, you know, I'm in New York. I dabble. Can you handle? I don't think you can handle the skinny, bro. I don't think you can handle the skinny.

Come home with me one night. You can handle the skinny. I handle them all. Listen, all comers. All comers, bro. For real, you can handle the skinny. Yeah, I like the skinny ones. I like to break them a little bit,

you know what I mean? Just saying, like, you know what I mean? Do you ever get so drunk you're confused during sex and you just go for a choke or something like that? No, but the girls like me and choke them. Really? Love it. Do you wafer tap? No, I just put them to sleep.

Immediately. This is a comedy podcast By the way, I'm sorry I'm late, by the way I got you a gift Oh, yeah? Yeah, can you pass me the gift? Give me the gift

You son of a bitch What? We have a gift for you, too Oh, yeah? Yeah, we do What is it, trans? Let's see Let's see

Let's see Uh-oh It's a nice bag Uh-oh Wait a minute Oh, shit Wait a minute What gift is this?

What is inside? Hold on one second Let's see This is looking a nice bag. Uh-oh. Wait a minute. Oh, shit. Wait a minute. What do you think is inside? Hold on one second. This is looking... This is looking... I mean, you see the words right there. It's looking like a Rolex. It's a gift. It's looking like a Rolex. It's a little light. It might be a trans Rolex.

It looks like a Rolex on the outside. Hold on. Here you go. He just came from Cadastro. Check it out. He got me a fake like a Rolex on the outside. Hold on. Here you go. You just come from Cadastro. You came from Cadastro. Check it out. He got me a fake Submariner Rolex. That's a real Rolex. That is absolutely amazing.

That's real. That is a beautiful, that is a beautiful fake Submariner. Are you going to really disrespect me and say it's fake? It's not fake. That's the first time he's ever been angry.

That's the first time I've ever seen him. That's real. That's the first time I've ever seen him. Give it back. Put it on. Put it on. Put it on.

Okay. Are you going to disrespect me? The box is real. That's real. Hold on. Let me just, can I smell it? Yeah, go ahead. It smells like some duck sauce, bro.

I'm not kidding. There is a hint of duck sauce on it, so you might have gotten it taken advantage of, bro. That's nice enough to give you a gift. Let's give him a gift. That's it taken advantage of, bro. That's nice enough to give you a gift. Let's give him a gift. That's real. Stay hydrated, brother. Just stay hydrated. Bro, you played that so well.

I just looked over and that shit's in my hand. I'm putting it on here. Put it in my fucking pants. Okay. You got to play it on, bro. I'm going to say thank you. Thank you so much for the real Rolex. How got to put it on, bro. You know what I'm going to say? Thank you. Thank you so much for the real Rolex.

How do you know it's fake? Because I, well, the weight of it, the color dial. May I see? Really couldn't do that for the camera?

This shit is wild light, bro. But listen, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to wear it. I'm going to I'm gonna wear it This is light What the fuck is this It's a real one

That's not real Bro you gotta feel that Tell me that's not the same Feel that right now No I know for a fact Feel that right now No no Just the weight of it

How can you feel the weight If it's on my arm Feel the weight of it How can you feel the weight If it's on my arm No stop defending your friend Feel the weight Okay

Yeah Bro Dylan sober Is so much more fun. Yo, you should never be drunk. I don't think this is real truly. Whoa, what is that karate move you did right there? Dude, what was that? I'll grab your nipples. You know what's so funny?

I know this is a funny story, but I went out with Ronaldo once, and the only thing he does is titty twisters. He loves that. I know, it's the weirdest thing. I love Ronaldo. He's a great dude, but he would just be like, we're just hanging out. Just a little one? Yeah, just a little one. How did it feel? It was nice. I love Ronaldo. He's a great dude, but he would just be like, we're just hanging out. Just a little one?

Yeah, just a little one. How did it feel? It was nice. I was like, No, but it's like, he's just like a bro. He's just like, he's gay like that. It's like his thing. I don't know.

It's so funny. Ronaldo's the man. He is the man. When did you hang out with Ronaldo? That was during the Diaz fight. It was right before we went to J-Lo's birthday party. But we still talked, though. He's fucking cool as fuck.

How is J-Lo? Just stunningly beautiful? Yeah, and she has like the, the craziest setup, dude. Like, she has, like, a room at Caesar's Palace with the blackjack table. Oh, because she had, like, a residency or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was sick, yeah.

She's dope. That's the real mother. Yeah, I couldn't stop. I was just trying to... Listen, I cannot... I don't know why... Are you going to put it on? Yeah, fine.

I'll put it on. Thank you. But I'm scared I'm going to get COVID. Is that a China joke? Wait, what? Is that a China joke? I would never make a joke about that. You want some Zins?

I don't even think this shit opens, bro. You guys all want Zins? Nah, we can't. I got my special one. Wait, you have your own? Yeah, of course, bro. Oh, the Hefe's. They're called Hefe Zins?

No, they're just Zins in the Hefe box. You're a fucking animal. Hold on. No, I don't trust your Zins. Who do you think I put in there? Cocaine? Dude, I don't know. You have some great energy going today.

I don't think you're on cocaine. It's purple. Say again? I mean, how much do you use it? Does it work through veneers? Yeah. That's fucked up. You won't take my Zins.

Get this fucking prime on here. Because it could have some crazy shit in it. Fucking shit out of here. Listen, this won't even close. Why do you even have that? It tastes like piss. Dylan. I mean, oh, so you had it before.

Can you just help me with this? Thank you. Does it lock? I don't think. It's broken? I'm going to get my refund. You got the receipt? Give the 20 bucks back.

Come on now. All right. Okay, we got it. Okay, this is good. Okay, I got it. Thank you so much. Yo, I love it. The sound is making it so funny, bro.

This isn't real. Look at the box. That's fucked up. You're disrespecting my watch like that. Okay. Okay, we're back. You're actually fucking training. Yeah, of course, bro.

I'm going to knock this kid out easy. Wait, so that's the thing. I got it. Is it a two-person? Is it a two-person watch? Is it a two-person? Nah, but Dylan, did you get the two-for-one? Because it's looking kind of similar.

Is that real? Of course it is. We got to test the weight. We got to test the weight. Yeah, I don't know. We might have to test the weight of that. Do you want me to test the weight of that? No Of course it is. We got to test the weight. We got to test the weight. Yeah, I don't know. We might have to test the weight of that. Do you want me to test the weight of that? Do you want to put this one on and your whole arm turns green?

Son, you can't even close it. And you have hand strength. Okay, good. Can we just move on here? Okay, go ahead. You're in fucking shape. I'm trying to give you a compliment. When was it cheap?

No, you're not. You just don't hang out with me. You never see me. You look like a plastic bag when you came to our studio in Miami. That was insane. I was still cheap. Now, today, I'm seeing you. You're actually fucking training.

You saw Logan. What do you think? Logan's bigger than you. Okay, but more size and more strength. I think you're more girthy. I think you last longer. I definitely do. You know that for a fact?

I need an all-nighter, bro. You ain't last all night long. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, bro. I was a cop about it. I think you complimented. I was a cop about it. You're saying that she's so beautiful that he would come quick.

I'm saying that he had to come quick to get it over with. Oh. I bet you should have done a box. Yeah. There you go. That's good. You had jiu-jitsu. He flipped it.

Yeah. I did. I did. I flipped it back. Okay. So you're actually training. Who are you training with? Nobody.

I train by myself. I just got a box in the mirror. No, I'm being dead serious. Are you? Because I see you at Gotham. I've never seen anybody train for a fight. No, I went there for the Aiden thing. Oh, but you used to train there before, remember?

No, I used to. You got that sparring session, remember? I've been out there. I fucking hit you with a one-two. Bro, I'm not going to lie. Do you want to stand up and spar? Yeah. Okay.

Again? Hold on. Let's do it again. With our Rolexes. With our Rolexes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but listen. I can use jiu-jitsu.

You can't. Okay. Okay. No, you can't. Okay. Okay, stop! Stop it! He's a bully! Hold on. Oh, shit, he's got it. He knows the jujitsu stuff.

Hold on, hold on. What if I just... I might give this to Logan. Hold on, did I get it? You got it. Tell me, look. This is two seconds, you ready? If I do this to Logan, that's one Did I get it? Did I get it? You got it. Did I get it? Tell me. Look, this is two seconds. You ready?

If I do this to Logan, that's one arm. Okay, that's good. Would you tap? Would you tap? I want to see you tap. You got to tap. You got to tap. You got to tap, bro.

Tap. You need something to fucking... It's like a ground. Reverse it. Oh, dude. That's a triple spin. That's crazy. Want to show you something cool? Look, shake my hand. You ready? No, no, no. You're going triple spin. That's crazy. Want to see some cool?

Let's shake my hand. You ready? No, no, no. No, I won't break it. Hold on here. Sit down. Sit down. He's on too much zins.

I don't like him. He's on too much zins. That's Hefe's. Bro, the Hefe's. That's crazy. I am surprised. Guys, this is a historic moment. We just saw Dylan Danis fight for the first time.

Yay! That's real. Let's go. Couldn't submit me, though. I just kept waiting the whole time. Couldn't submit me though. I didn't jump way in the hole time. I'm surprised you still remember how to do those things. Stop it. You submitted it.

Tap, tap, tap. I tapped. I did. I tapped. I just broke your arm. I felt your arm break. That was my Achilles. Yeah, it was my Achilles. That's good.

You son of a bitch. Who's going to win? Who's going to win? Who's going to win? Jake Wall. KSI. Who's going to win? KSI Tommy Fury.

No, who's going to win? It's my Achilles. Who's going to win? Come on. You have to say it. You have to say it. Morgan Wall. You have to say it. Get on my man it. Morgan Waller! Morgan Waller!

Get on my man's right. Yo, take him on! Get on my man's right. Get him on! Get him on! Get him on! We're grabbing titties on him. You got to say it.

Who's going to win? Take him on! Grab him! Sui! Sui! Sui! Sui! Sui!

Sui! Get off of me. Get off of me. He's so good at jiu-jitsu. He's so good at jiu-jitsu. Jesus Christ, bro. He's so good at jujitsu. He's so good at jujitsu. Jesus Christ, bro. He's got the brown belt stuff on his back.

That was some of the best brown belt stuff I've ever seen in my entire life. Move his back so you're not out of the fucking frame. Why are you sweating so much?

Because I look like Hitler with that haircut. I can't take your serious. You're like a fucking guy in a fucking low budget fucking, what is it, horror movie? No, it's not. No, fucking guy in a fucking low-budget fucking, what is it, horror movie?

No, it's not. No, fucking drama. We'll edit it. We'll edit it. Fix my words there. I stumbled a little bit. You saw me on the fucking face-to-face. You got to stick to the fight, not the words.

Oh, my God. Okay, Dylan. Is my mic still working? Listen, Dylan, you might be able to. Might be able to. Why are you such a low-bud Logan dick rider? There's no question! You're such a Logan dick rider. Because your dick ain't worth it. You want to see it?

Actually, can we do it? Eight and a half. Are you really? Yeah, eight and a half. He got nine. It's no one around here. Let's have a dick off right now. He said he's nine and a half. You're Armenian. Yeah, but black all the time. He's the biggest dick in the Middle East. No, it's not. Armenia, this ain't none of the biggest dicks. He's black, but his dick is like this. That guy's black? Yeah.

He is black. Everybody thinks he's a medic. How do you just know his dick size? Because we shower together. I mean, you don't have to shower and look. We shower together because we're partners. Oh, really? Oh, whoa. You guys all shower together?

No, sometimes we do. But I was trying to explain to you why Armenians have the biggest dicks. Because they fucked Turkey many years ago and no one ever got over it? No, no, okay? And it was the other way around, actually. That's right, that's right.

My bad on the geopolitics. When are you going back to the motherland, bro? I went to Armenia before you. Did you? No going back to the motherland, bro? I went to Armenia before you. Did you? No. Where's your motherland? Scotland.

I could tell you. You look Scottish. The fuck is that supposed to mean? Hey, stop. What the fuck? Stop reading, bro. Roman Empire never fucked with us, bro.

Is that what that is? Of course. Reverse the whole Roman Empire. I'm not good with this whole fucking interview shit. I don't know what's supposed to be going on. God, dude, you don't have to get so upset. My whoop is going off right now. I'm not good with this whole fucking guy named Trivia shit. I don't know what's supposed to be going on. God, dude, you don't have to get so upset.

My whoop is going off right now. I just put my heart rate down. Dude, you're actually taking this seriously. Of course, I'm going to kill him, bro. So you have no questions about it? No. But you keep doing jujitsu

and this is not a jujitsu match. Who says I can't? Do jujitsu in the fight? Yeah. The rules of the fight. I don't understand. Isn't that the police? This guy looks like a guy who...

That's a weird question to ask. It's not the police. You know what I mean? So if I choke him on contract, who's going to stop me? Someone, again. The referee can't stop me. Okay, so look, I'm going to put him in a choke and you try to stop me. You're probably the size of the referee. We believe you. You're probably the same size as the referee.

Okay, I'm going to put him in a choke and you try to get me off him. Put who in a choke? You. Hey, hey, hey! All three of you can try to stop me. If you can get me off him, I'll give you $1,000 each. So are you just admitting you won't win the box? Hold on, hold on. Did you do works one-on-one? No, no, no. I've done work if all of us are doing it. If I choke you, that used to be... What if I take my pants off

and take a shit right in front of you? What if I shit on your chest? You won't have enough time. What if I shit right on your chest? What if I have top control and I shit on your chest? You can't. You've never tried that move? On a girl one time, that was it. Okay. But that is a religious strategy in a lot of places.

The ground and brown. The ground and brown. The ground and brown? I was going to say mud wrestling, but the ground and brown is better. Guys, quick little announcement. I just want to say thank you so much to everybody in Toronto that came out to the shows in Scotiabank Arena this weekend. That was a massive milestone in my life, and I'm still processing it. I think we're all going to reflect next week on the episode just about what it was like. We're still cooking up some content from that. We can't wait to share with you. We'll obviously put it

out on socials, and we'll drop it in the next week's episode as well. But Toronto, thank you so much for holding me down, man. It's been over a decade of coming out there and building this brick by brick. So it just means the world that I got to experience that with you guys, man. It really, really does. And yeah, I'm just so grateful. So grateful.

Thank you guys so much. The Life Tour has officially begun. Canada, we hit y'all first. We're going to Europe next. We got Ireland, Manchester, Scotland. We got England. We got Amsterdam. We got Abu Dhabi. If there's any tickets available to those shows, you can go to theandrewschultz.com. But thank you guys so much, man. And then, yeah, we hit Abu Dhabi and then we're going out there to Australia and we added shows and added seats out there as well. So

thank you all so much, theandreashultz.com. Come check out the life tour. And we got some cool new announcements coming soon. Also, guys, dates. I'm back on the road. I'm taking a few weeks off within October 27th through the 29th. I'm in Atlanta, Georgia, December 1st guys, dates. I'm back on the road. I'm taking a few weeks off within October 27th through the 29th. I'm in Atlanta, Georgia. December 1st and 2nd, I'm coming to Portland. Why? I don't know. That place sucks.

December 8th, I'm very excited about this. New Orleans, Louisiana, I'm coming through. And then, guys, December 17th, 18th, and 19th, I'm coming to the UK. Hurry up and buy tickets because those tickets are selling quickly, especially London. So buy tickets to that right now. And then this is just announced, January 18th through 20th, I'm going to be in Washington, D.C. at the DC Improv, one of the best comedy clubs in the country. So a lot of fun dates.

Hurry up and get your tickets at akashsingh.com. Now let's get back to the show. Okay, all I'm trying to say is now that I know that you're taking this fight seriously, I actually think- I know, you were texting me all this stupid shit like, oh, are you really going to fight? Are you really going to fight? I want to know. No, but you were sounding like Big Dick. But you know while we're- Big Dick, you. Big Dick in me. He, oh, are you really going to fight? Are you really going to fight? I want to know. No, but you were shouting out, like, big dick.

But you know, while we're at it. Big dick, you. Big dick at me. He was like, I'm not going to have you on, bro. He's never been training hard and shit. I was like, how do you even know? I don't want to waste this. I didn't want it to be a PR thing.

Bro, this is your best numbers when I come on, so stop it. You don't try that Ariel shit. Stop it. First of all, shout out to the interview with you and Ariel. That is a fantastic fucking interview. You guys are great. You're not even close. Okay.

Who's number one? I mean, obviously, Joe. Yeah. Okay. I don't think that you're in like. Joe made you. He did, bro. Hit most.

Charlamagne and Joe. I got to give Charlamagne credit. I always wanted to be Charlamagne. I met Charlamagne. Yo, why aren't you doing Breakfast Club for this? I would love that. I don't know him. I don't know him.

Oh, if only you knew somebody that knows him. You don't connect me with people except for Theo Vaughn. Theo Vaughn was the only one that you did. Of course I connect you with anybody I ask. It's like fucking pulling teeth. I got to text you. You don't text. And then it's like whole fucking shit.

Was that some joke about the veneers? No. That's what I thought. I'm saying it's hard to text. It's hard to text him because sometimes he won't answer and he'll just go. Text who? Me. Yeah.

How dare you? You're not a good texter. How dare you? Not a good texter. I call you. You're thinking of a joke right now. I don't have any jokes. I'm hurt. I don't do phone calls. I've never called you. me yeah how dare you you're not a good texter how dare you not a good texter i call you you're thinking of a joke right now i don't have any jokes i'm hurt i don't do phone calls i've never called you but but here's the thing the text that i sent you i did say yo are you coming on or not

and then you came late today yeah and i got your rolex armenians are black you got a fucking rolex i almost got a rolex you got a phone we'll fix it we'll get to your size i'll bring it to the jeweler after. Thank you. Which jeweler are you going to bring this to? To the pristine jeweler. Okay, respect. Stop touching my fucking Rolex, dude. Sorry, I'm holding it.

Sorry. Okay, so... Super disrespectful, man. Okay, so you think you're knocking Logan out? Yes. You know that we're going to be there? Are you? Why? And I would like to invite you to our show the next day.

We're performing in Manchester the next day. Are you really? I swear to God. Just the odds of that? The odds are completely random. But we're in Manchester on Sunday for a show. You guys are obviously doing a fight Saturday. We could do the pockets day. Really? I swear to God. Just the odds of that? The odds are completely random, but we're in Manchester on Sunday for a show. You guys are obviously

doing a fight Saturday. We could do the pockets together. Son, I might be in your corner. Do you have anybody in your corner? No, you could. I will dead ass. What do you mean,

do I know boxing? I almost sparred you and you didn't show up. You just happened right there. That was some fucking Chinese Armenian shit that you just fucking tried on me.

We'll talk about it. How much are you going to pay to be in the corner? Because that's a big opportunity. Oh, I'd love to sponsor you. Good brand. With Flagrant, we're going to do

the Flagrant podcast. You're going to need it. Yeah. I'm in your corner. I got you. I'll be stuffing zins in your lips throughout the whole fight.

Give me six milligrams more. Put it in the water. Do whatever you need. I'm being dead serious. That actually would be kind of fun. Yeah, I know, but you can be saying stupid shit. But you're Southpaw and I don't fucking like fighting Southpaws. They're annoying as hell.

But you're not a natural Southpaw, are you? Well, I don't want to go too much away. You can tell your natural hand. Well, my puck... You don't give too much away. Well, Logan doesn't know anything about me. So it's better that way. I mean, he could just watch your first MMA fight when you come out Southpaw. Yeah, but he doesn't know which one's my power hand. Oh, Logan doesn't know anything about me, you know, so it's better that way. I mean, he could just watch your first MMA fight when you come out south, Paul.

Yeah, but he doesn't know which one's my power in. Oh, are you one of, like, the Oscar de la Hoyas? I don't know. Gotcha. That's because he didn't throw many strikes.

He kind of just... This is a good point. You can go any other way. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, so this is what I heard about you. What? Can I just be honest?

Okay, what? Hard puncher. Okay, yeah. A lot of power and you'll take hits to get in and whatever, but in terms of

just outpointing boxing, that's not how you're going to do it. Okay. That you're going to bang. Is that a fair assessment or not? If somebody told me

that about you, would you say that they're lying and they're hating or that they were being fair? I think I have more ways to win than he does. Fair. But in terms of you would acknowledge that power is probably

your strength? I don't think so. Really? I think resilience and toughness. Well, that's also you're going to go inside. I'm not going to take a fucking backward step. See who takes the first backward step. Did you watch Logan against any of the other guys? Nothing.

Shit. He's terrible. Yeah, but you know that's dangerous. He has height and reach. Bro, you see the size of my head? But he has height and reach. No, he doesn't. Yeah, but he throws his punches with like pushy punches like that.

Yeah, Logan doesn't have technique. Yeah, Logan doesn't have technique like Jake does. Jake has, Logan is a phenomenal athlete. If you know this, he's far a big guy. He's a better boxer than Jake. Come on, everybody knows that. So my Achilles still hurts. Fuck you.

Well, you should have fucking just said I was going to win. Well, I didn't say you're going to win. And I'm never going to tap to you ever. You did tap. We have it on video. Tap, tap, tap. No, that wasn't real. Tap, tap, tap.

That wasn't real. I said it. Tap, tap, tap. No fucking language. I'll get you before we go. Don't worry. Okay. He's next, too.

Look, he's next to you look he's far from me you ain't touching yeah you can't touch it you ain't touching you ain't touching our guys as well i'm saying oh you got all my pocket before we leave okay so both our pockets on the way out okay so you i mean i'll do that little wrestling thing Both our pockets all the way up. Okay, so you beat... You know how to fight? You get him on your side. You know how to fight? I mean, I'll do that little wrestling thing you guys are doing. I'll get you down.

You're like, we can throw some hands. We can throw hands. He's got farmer strength, bro. I'm telling you, bro. He's dressed like it. A little taut. A little taut. We'll tussle outside if you want to.

It's in my town over here, Chinatown. You got me in the freaking boondock, bro. Can you explain to me where, I mean this sincere, there's no setup. The guy that, the bouncer, the situation with the bouncer, you, you're, and I mean this sincerely. If you want to fuck people up, you can, especially in a one-on-one situation. That they didn't show the footage. Okay. So what happened was I was at a wedding. I was very drunk

and on Percocet because I had my knee surgery, so I'm on crutches. And the best man was like, yo, we gotta stop by this bar because my uncle and I had to take a picture. I was like, bro, no, I'm going to Manhattan. Let's go party in Manhattan. He's like, no, just stop by. So I get out, I give the crutches in the car and I sit. And the guy's like, yo, no ID. And I'm like, bro, listen, there's two people

inside. Like, can you stop? We're just going to see the guy's uncle. And then, so me and him are talking, right? And then they start circling and the guy's like yo no id and i'm like bro listen there's two people inside like can you stop we're just going to see the guy's uncle and then so me and him are talking right and then they start circling me that's like six seven guys and that guy that in the video allegedly chokes me out was involved so i'm here and there's six guys right and i say yo listen no one touched me when i have a problem so the guy goes like this and he goes what happens if i do touch you like yeah you could have fucking described that you didn't have to do that you're gonna stop bullying my man i'm saying defend him chill out this guy's aggressive bro he was going like that so i threw a punch because i'm not gonna let no one touch me like you but you're the bitch i'm a little bitch?

Take your tits right off me. I'll take your fucking tits right off you. Grab his dick. Grab his dick. I got that. What's that? What lock is that? I just locked you right up.

The knee lock. I can't do it in a fucking knee lock, dude. Okay, listen. Tell a story. How can I do it? Logan's going to beat your ass if I just put you in a fucking wrist knee lock right there. I could have put a fucking wrist knee lock right there. I just put a fucking wrist knee lock right there. That's pretty good.

Yeah, your fingers are destroyed. You're used to fucking closing your legs. 100%. This guy's used to this shit, pretending he's dead. Okay. So, a guy taps me like that. So, I go and I throw a punch. Yeah.

I hit the guy. And then the six guys, I'm on one leg on crutches. And two guys are on my arm and two guys are trying to take me down. They can't take me down. So that guy goes from behind. He says in the video, he jumps on my back, and there's two. So the cops come at this point, and the cops are in front of me. They're like, stop resisting.

So I don't know who's behind me. I think it's a cop. And I'm drunk, and I'm on purpose. I'm like, I'm about to get shot because I'm not resisting. I'm like, yo, I'm not resisting. Quick question to interrupt. How long did it take you to think of this story? Yeah.

That's video. That's far. I just want to know. No, you know. Quick question to interrupt. How long did it take you to think of this story? Yeah. As video. This is far. I just want to know. This is good. This is the one thing that pisses me off because this fucking video is such bullshit

because if I didn't know, if I thought, he was saying he was a cop. People say that about video with lies a lot. I would have fucking killed him. People say video lies a lot. Okay.

So then the cops are saying stop resisting. They're in front of me. I don't know who's behind me. I'm assuming it's a cop. I'm like, yo, I'm about to get shot or teased. I don't know what the fuck's going on.

I was like, I'm not resisting. I'm notased I don't know what the fuck's going on I was like I'm not resisting I'm not trying to fight the cops question after that happens you already know that you're playing a heel character on the internet right

so you know I'm not a heel I'm a heel in real life you know what I mean I'm not no fake Kobe shit regardless of what it is you know that there are people on the internet

that can't wait for you to fail I know when that happens are you processing in real time going oh my god every motherfucker is going to have a field day the only reason I didn't because I thought it was a cop on the internet that can't wait for you to fail. I know. When that happens, are you processing in real time going, oh my God, every motherfucker is going to have a field day? The only reason I didn't is because I thought it was a cop until I saw the footage. Because I was like, okay, what do you want me to do?

Fucking goddamn fight these cops? You know what I mean? I didn't have a problem with the cops. The cops were like fans and they were timid. They didn't want to jump in. And then they jumped in once the guy, like why was I arrested? Because obviously it was a situation,

not because of me fighting that guy. That guy was, he said he weighed 400 pounds in Logan's video. Dude, why was I arrested? Because obviously it was a situation, not because of me fighting that guy. Right, right, right. That guy was four. He said he weighed 400 pounds in Logan's video. Dude, I have one leg, just two knee surgeries. In my head, too. I'm like, yo, my knee, like, be careful. It's my second surgery.

I don't want to go. The knee is good now? Yeah, the knee is good now. But I'm just saying, like, I have a 400-pound guy with six guys on top of me. That's why they deleted the footage. They didn't sue. They didn't do anything because they knew they were in the wrong. Hey.

And that's why in the video you see I'm not fighting back. Because he's saying, I'm a cop. Stop resisting. And there That's why in the video you see I'm not fighting back. Because he's saying, I'm a cop, stop resisting. And there's two cops in front of me. I'm like, yo, I don't know how else to resist because I put my hands over a tab. I don't know. I was like, just fucking let me go. So then they arrested me and then that's what it was.

But the cops were cool and then they brought me to an after party and shit. They were like fans. Okay, lawsuit. You're getting sued. We can't talk too much about this, but yes. As much as you can. Yes. We just saw you and the great Ariel Helwani talking about this.

Okay. First of all, phenomenal episode. I'll say that once again. Thank you. Ariel is the second greatest MMA journalist in history. And he was living up to his name right there. That was good. It was absolutely phenomenal. And for a warm-up show before this one, that's the perfect one.

That's what we asked you to do. We were like, yo, can you go warm up with Ariel? And I was worried. The warm-up was so absolutely fucking exceptional i'm great at what i do can we give ariel a little credit here he's great talking he did nothing all his views are shit without me so he needs you he needs me dude yeah you need people like me you need people yeah you know that that's the scarface that's why i'm scarface yeah that'sface. Yeah. I'm the bad guy, bro. Come on.

You know that. Yeah. I mean, it's on your shirt. So I'm wearing it. Okay. So. Lawsuits, yeah. So this is bullshit, but you didn't have my back with this with porn.

You were like, oh, you should do that. You're my girl. So like. Wait, what did I say? I don't know. I don't know. Because I saw people in the comments. I knew you didn't know. In the comments, everybody was like, yo, Andrew.

I knew you didn't know. Andrew's not having Dylan's back. He's a dick a Logan Dick Rider. Yeah. So you think he should do lawsuits? He's the first fighter in history to fight promotion to do lawsuits. No, no. The lawsuit is corny.

I don't think you should do a lawsuit. I'm making him money. I don't have that. I don't think it's... He's all public. He's going to thank me one day. Okay, let's look at two ways. It would be different.

I would shoot you. I would buy a gun and kill you. You're not tough enough to shoot someone. I'd be sleeping. You couldn't kill me. Listen, he might be right about the murder. I don't think you would murder him. No, I would.

He's my wife, dude. He wouldn't think you would murder him. No, I would. No, you wouldn't, bro. He's my wife, dude. But then you never get to be around your wife anymore. He wouldn't want to go home to his wife after dealing with that. Oh, that's right, because you just have to kill yourself. But what I was trying to say is that it wouldn't have worked if it wasn't real and it wasn't true and all this shit wasn't out there. I mean, it would have worked, even if it wasn't true. If you went after, let's say, I don't know,

Dustin Poirier, no one's the everything they got. It just got bad. We're not going to get behind this. This is because she's a whore and she's fucked every single guy. Jesus Christ, dude. She's had over 100 fucking guys. The only reason I'm mad here is because she's suing me, so I can call her a whore now. I wasn't going to call her a whore. She's fucked over 100 guys.

She's fucking, like... You've probably been around her in New York. She's been around everybody. Well, she was on Guy Code back in the day. You did that? Of course. Jesus Christ. No, you didn't do that. Wait, we did what? Oh, no, I did Guy Code.

You didn't either? No, motherfucker. You probably did. Jesus Christ, man. I have a picture of you two together. You're an absolute... I'll let it out later. Is that the nuclear pic? Is that the nuclear pic? You're an absolute... I'll let it out later. Is that the nuclear pick? Is that the nuclear pick? It's you fucking her. You're disgusting, bro. What a disgusting thing.

Why is that disgusting? Listen, listen. That's an evil villain. She's a nice girl. I don't have a problem with her. I have a problem with Logan. You understand that's the disconnect. No, it's not, because she's part of him. No. Okay. Let's look at it like this. I don't even know how we got into this. What was it? Oh, yeah. I think she's part of him. No. Okay, let's look at it like this.

I don't even know how we got into this. What was it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I think the lawsuit is corny. Especially because... So that's why I don't like you saying that I didn't have your back about that. Okay, now you're saying it because I'm here, man.

I called you and told you to be here two weeks ago. You don't come. Yeah, because I don't do, like, fucking baby shows. I don't do baby shows. I gotta do the big ones. What do you mean, baby shows? I gotta do Rogan.

I gotta do the big ones. You ain't done, though. When is Rogan? It didn't come out yet. I got to do the big ones. I got to do Rogan. I got to do the big ones. You ain't done that. When is Rogan? It didn't come out yet. It's in the works. Okay. So, point is. We need that live camera, bro.

We do. Point is, lawsuit Corny because he has the opportunity to avenge whatever you said about her in the ring. So, you talk crazy about someone's girl. You watched Ariel. Then what I said, I said, if someone murdered one of your family members and they gave you the opportunity. Why the ring. So you talk crazy about someone's girl. You watched Ariel, then what I said, I said if someone murdered one of your family members and they gave you the opportunity to- Why is everything murder with you?

I got murder on my mind. Oh, damn. We got a fight coming up, son. Damn, bro. That's good. Damn, bro. Take out them zins, dog. Them zins got you crazy.

So if you could choose, I get to fight this guy for 18 minutes in a locked room or I get to sue the guy. What would you do? If I get to fight the guy or sue him in a locked room or I get to sue the guy? What would you do? If I get to fight the guy or sue him? Or send him to jail. Who's the guy that killed my family member? Brock Lesnar?

Logan Paul. Logan Paul killed my family member? What an insane documentary that would be. Put him in a forest? I might just put him in a forest alone for a while. You know what I'm saying? Jesus fucking Christ. It's your hypothetical.

It's just your fucking idea. Okay, but we're both equal. Okay, he's an equal boxer to me. Okay, we're both equal. Who said equal boxer? Okay, but we're just saying hypothetically you're equal. He has prettier eyes. Yeah, but because he's cut down his head.

You have nicer teeth. Oh, thank you. You have nicer hair. You have nicer hair. I do have good hair. No, you have phenomenal hair. And he has fucking labrum titties. What is labrum titties? I don't know. Is that what you said? No, thank you. You have nicer hair. You have nicer hair. He has fucking labrum titties. What is labrum tits?

I don't know. Is it what you said? Labia. I get hit too much. It's okay. It's alright. It happens to the best of us. Dude, how does Dylan want everybody over? What can matter for now?

Is this his long plan? Make the entire world hate him and then somehow make them love him by being really mean to a girl he's never met. Yeah, bro.

At least you accused him of the steroids and you did that. I'll give you that because he's juiced, for sure. I just don't believe anyone with a better body

than me is not the same. To be that tall and have that muscle mass is almost impossible. I think it's being lean that's really difficult. Lean, big arms. The mass and being lean. His legs are very skinny. You see his legs?

But that's good for you, you're saying? No, I'm just saying in general. It's a weird body type. Like, it's just upper body and his legs are skinny. He's got his proof of stature. You know what's weird, too? Like, when you see him, he's big here. And then when he turns, he's like a stick.

Like, going this way. You know what I'm talking about? That's this guy. Yeah. here. And then when he turns, he's like a stick. Like going this way. You know what I'm talking about? That's this guy. Yeah. We just don't work out good. We focus more on up and bottom. Stop it. Nigga, I will fuck you.

Should I give him a little? I mean, just. Nope. Nope. I need a little tinkle. Yeah? I just a little. Come on, stand up.

We getting a bear hug. See who's stronger. Nope. Nope. I won't hurt you. Nope. I won't hurt you. Nope. I won't hurt you. Why. I won't hurt you. Nope.

I won't hurt you. You off the selfies, bro. Go. Out. I can't keep a place. He's scared, bro. I can't keep a place. It's fine.

We'll get into it. Nah, we ain't doing that. I'll put you to sleep on the floor here, bro. I see how much I get paid for that. I'm getting paid for that one. Do you assume me? Do black guys go to sleep quicker? They're too fast, sir. Do they really? Really? quicker? They sue faster.

Do they really? Really? No, we don't. Stop it. Actually, they sue, I guess, opposite faster. Slower. Like, you? You are the opposite.

It just sounded bad. Just come on pause and be like this. It'd be stupid if I said he sues slower. No, you know what's stupid? What's the opposite of faster? I know, but I was looking stupid if I said he's too slower. No, you know what's stupid? Once the opposite is faster. I know, but I was looking

for like a word that's like cooler than slower. Yeah. So the opposite of fast is what you landed on? I love this guy.

Fuck you, man. I'm going to do a fucking podcast this 10, whatever time it is. I'm fucking tired. Fucking doing this shit like they're paying me.

DAZN's paying me to do this. Yo, shout out to DAZN paying me to do this. Yo, shout out to DAZN. Yeah. Okay, so you think you beat him easy. Is it weird for you to be liked? It feels like the internet rallied behind you on this. Yeah, I like it because I didn't change.

Oh. I never churned face. I'm the same person. I think that's why people support me and they don't support Logan because Logan tries to be a good guy when he's a bad guy. And you feel like you were – I haven't changed. I'm still the same shit-talking motherfucker.

No, you're not wrong. And I think people are like, oh, he's real. Like he'll take it. And the best thing about me is I can take the jokes. I can take it. You can make fun of me all you want. I'm not – I can take it. Logan, he doesn't.

He fucking like turns into a shell. He'll start suing. He'll cut people off his crew. We saw what he did with George. I'm not, I could take it. Logan, he doesn't. He fucking like turns into a shell. He'll start suing. He'll cut people off his crew. We saw what he did with George. He just fucking, he's a bully. He's egotistical. Anybody that's not his yes man,

he makes them sign NDAs and then cuts them off. Interesting. Are you breaking my watch right now? No, I'm taking off the plastic. Son, the watch was broken when you bought it. I didn't check it out. No, we know. I can hear it ticking from here. It's actually a bomb. It's a bomb. I didn't check it out. I can hear it ticking from here.

It's a bomb. It's a bomb. Okay, so, you're going into this fight. What, did you think I was fucking around? Initially, I told you exactly what I thought. What did you tell Logan? About you? Off camera.

I tell him about you. Does he know that we know each other? Yeah. Dude, you're our highest viewed podcast. No, I tell him about you. Does he know that we know each other? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I know. Dude, you're our highest viewed podcast. No, I told him. I'm like top five, right? No, you're not.

You're not even close. Top seven. You're not even close. I was as popular as a diamond. I still had good numbers. I think you had good numbers at the time. Yeah, and you guys were smaller at the time. Exactly, yeah.

And it was a really fun episode. So we're talking about like- To answer your question, I told him that I like you. Yeah. And that I want you to fight. What I basically said to him is just like, you're a funny guy. Hanging out, you're fun and you're very likable. Yeah.

And I think that the version that the internet gets only sometimes is like- I think people see this in this interview. We're just- Yeah, of course. When you came on, it was funny. And then obviously some people get upset because you rile people up. You say crazy shit like you could beat up Jon Jones. I could, though.

You know that. I hate you. He's the worst. I hate you. Because here's what happens. I can't even argue with people anymore. You take me from going, I hate you, to you can beat him. You told me afterwards you couldn't beat him up.

I never said that. Yes, you did. Show me proof. That's a fine line. I got to use that. You guys don't know fighting it's hard to talk to you guys about fighting

like Jon Jones sucks what does he suck at everything bro every every aspect of fighting bro look at the light heavyweight division yeah let's look at it

they're all terrible a 43 year old man won the fucking belt what about Alex he's great he's moving up from middleweight yeah but now he's in

the light heavyweight he just fought he's gonna win the belt and sparring with him yeah did he touch you at Yeah But now he's in the light heavy He just fought And he's gonna go in the belt And sparring with him Yeah Did he touch you at all? Of course He's fucking really good

And No shit he's fucking Yeah but he went hard Six like And did he touch you? Of course he touched me Did you feel the left hand? Of course

And? It was good No No bro we had a good spar He didn't drop you on your fat ass? He got a little dunker right? He got a little dunk truck Yeah he was the only one

That witnessed the sparring The only one that witnessed this morning the only one one person he won't lie the bald one you saw it now he's shy look he's shy do we have a mic let's get a mic get a mic that one right there yeah he's a good shit talker too if you get him to do lines he's fucking like chael sunday in his prime okay now i never seen on camera he might shoot his pants does does he write for you no i wish i do all my stuff. Come on. I swear. I really do. Okay. You think he writes? Actually, he might know. I know. I don't want to say I don't care.

Okay. So, talk to the mic. Stop being so shy. Bring out that fucking chair. Let me ask him a question. Put all the pressure on him. I know, but put on your persona. Okay.

So, Alex Panetta fight. Alex Panetta fight with this guy right here, right? Oh, I really got nipple right there. Yeah, you did. You got fat tits, bro. Yeah, you like that? Like a nice girthy chin. Oh, he got a little labrum. No, you got a a little you got a little baby you got a little neighbor labor right there

are you losing are you losing weight for this fight no i can't bro i have to gain i'm for 170 pounder so what are you gonna come up to i had to fight 195 what do you mean the fight you don't have to you can go in there at 180 why would i do that so that you're quick no i want to put some weight on where you at right now? I'm like 204, 203. Get the fuck out of here. And that's me eating like... Really? Yeah, I'm like... Oh, shit. I'm like 170. You guys think I'm a heavyweight? No, I never thought you were a heavyweight. I'm not that tall. I'm

six foot. Six foot three. Pineda, they're sparring. Six foot three. Pineda, they're sparring. Now, does he go down at all? No. Does Pineda take it easy? No. Really? Yeah, it was a really intense all? No. Does Panetta take it easy? No. Really? Yeah, it was a really intense sparring session. It was actually one of the hardest sparring sessions I've ever seen him spar at and go in.

Dylan or Alex? Dylan. Dylan with Alex at that high level. Yeah. He did six, I'm sorry, three minutes, six rounds at a high pace. So this is like a trial. There was nothing but like... I feel like this is a trial. He's on stand.

You got him prepared. No, he was there. You better get ready. He's cracking, and he didn't take a back step. There was no lull in the sparring. It was high pace. Did you guys do jiu-jitsu at all? Surprise me.

Have you seen the videos? That was before, but this time we just boxed. But did you help him with jiu-jitsu at all? To be. Have you seen the videos? That was before, but this time we just boxed. But did you help him with jiu-jitsu at all? To be honest, Alex is a great guy. I said this on Arrow. I don't like to say help because I came and helped, I guess you could say that. I don't want to take credit for his win. Of course.

But I helped him for Jan, and he said that he would help me for this, and he drove all the way from Connecticut. Get out of here. Just before him going on vacation just to help me. Get out of here. I was really cool with him. I got to give him credit. Yeah, it was interesting.

Like, sometimes, you know, we're obviously. By the way, he saw the sparring, and he texted me that day. He goes, I'm going for a five-mile run because how inspiring that sparring session was. Really? Right? Yeah, it was. Yeah, I went for a 5K run that night. I'm like, you inspired me today.

That was. I'm telling you, man. Everybody says that. Did you catch him with anything? 5K and five miles. I don't like the speed. I don't like the real different thing, 5K and 5 miles. Yeah, 5K.

I was trying to make it sound good. You fucked it up. Yeah, come on. 3.2 miles. You got to learn how to lie. You know how you know the difference between a real martial artist and these fake guys? You don't talk about sparring. I don't like to say I caught him or he caught me.

That's cheesy. I go by the Bushido code. What is the Bushido code? Where you just imply what happened and you don't say it i go about the bushido code what is the bushido code where you just apply what happened and you don't say no like the code of the samurai bro you don't you don't talk about training you don't talk about what training oh training just talk no i said yeah it was a good session i didn't say he asked if i cracked him i said i don't talk about me if you yeah if you landed or yeah i don't want yeah no because you feel like you're disrespectful to a guy no someone that's my friend and that training partner, you don't talk about training.

That's like the number one rule of martial arts. Yeah. You know? I hate when people ask me how you do with Connor, bro. That's my best friend. I'm not going to go talk about training, you know? Was that time with Connor when he was just walking through people? Yeah.

This is a friend of yours. This is someone that you're helping. Yeah. through people yeah this is a friend of yours this is someone that you're helping yeah do you are you if you're watching this going oh my god this is what i always dreamed of and one day i have to do it is it exhilarating were you competitive about it could you just be happy for your friend like happy dude just it made me happier it's weird to see him succeed and like watch i was so happy it gave me the best like feeling like seeing your friend do something so crazy i mean it was unbelievable and being part of it and being

like i was living with him at the time and just seeing everything was fucking awesome and it inspired me 100 i mean he helped me out more than i helped him man he is a fucking g bro it comes to fighting like it comes to the fucking marketing comes to the fucking mindset to become nervous it's what he's done is it's not been done before in the sport and who knows if it's done again and it's not gonna be it might not be because what he did is he took it from the delta i mean the amount that the sport changed in terms of viewership from when he came on to where it has now he's unprecedented and how do you replicate that again i don't know but so what i'm what i'm trying to understand is you're seeing this happen i imagine he he kind of strikes me as the guy who is, he believes 100% that all these things are achievable.

And he's saying these things to you before they're happening. I told you the night before the Nate Diaz fight, we were living together. First one? Yeah. Oh, no, second one. I came on the site. So I was living with him and I was super fucking nervous. Night before, I'm like, it's weird when it's not you, you know?

Also, you have a lot of responsibility in that fight because he gets choked out the first... I mean, listen, I'm not like... I'm not saying all of it. I don't like to take credit for... I was just a training partner. What I'm saying is you're brought in for a specific... You can get a little credit. No, but I don't want to say like I'm the one that made him...

I'm just a training partner. You're being a... I'm a good person. A gentleman here. I'm a training partner. Listen, I don't take... Good, good, good. He did that himself.

Fair enough, fair enough. I didn't do anything. But if you are in his position, you would bring in somebody who has a lot of experience in jiu-jitsu because of what happened. Yeah, you can say that, yeah. Fair. But the night before, I didn't do anything. But if you are in his position, you would bring in somebody who has a lot of experience in jujitsu because of what happened. Yeah, you could say that. Yeah. But the night before, I was like, dude, I came up to him.

We were just talking. I was like, bro, I'm actually really nervous for tomorrow. And he literally just looked at me. He goes, bro, look, I'm going to kill him. Don't worry. And he says something like, stop being nervous. I'm going to kill him tomorrow. I'm going to play with him.

I promise you. And he just walked away. And he was that serious. And he just went back to just watching a movie, chilling. And then he did it. Just unwavering confidence. Dude, he literally said that to me. Like, calm me down.

And then I remember we were in the tunnel. And I don't know if you ever been back in the UFC. The dude, when he's about to come out, it's like an earthquake is about to happen. And it's fucking nerve wracking. He just turns around. He's like, you ready for this? He just fucking pounds me. I was like, fuck, now I am.

It's fucking nerve wracking, bro. He deals with pressure like no one ever. It's crazy, bro. Like, it's insane. Like, the fights that he puts on and it's just like the shows. It's fucking nerve-wracking, bro. He deals with pressure like no one ever. It's crazy, bro. It's insane. The fights that he puts on and it's just like the shows, it's insane. You know what was cool? This made me respect Conor a lot. Not that I didn't respect him before.

Yeah. But he doesn't need to defend you. That was very cool. Bro, I don't know what you guys' relationship is. You guys could talk every single day. I don't know what you guys' relationship is. You guys could talk every single day. I don't know. It doesn't matter. My point is, he doesn't need to defend you.

And he knows that defending you might put him in a position where he's being criticized. But it felt like in that moment, he was like, that's still my boy. And I'm going to fucking hold him down. And I don't give a fuck what any of you guys think. I'm going to hold him down. And I saw that. And as a man, I was like, I would want, I'm going to hold him down. And I saw that, and as a man, I was like, I would want a friend of mine

to be like that. When you have something to lose by defending someone, and you still fucking do it. I think at the end of the day, I always had his back throughout everything in his whole life. He just seems like a dude who would be loyal. Yeah, and he knows my loyalty. He wouldn't do that for anybody. He's very, very loyal to people loyal to him. And I think he

sees that I was always there for him, and I never, I never, never said one bad word about him. Never. A lot of his friends churned on him, and, like, I always had his back, and I always will. I'll never say a bad word about him. It doesn't matter if we never talked again and we had to fall out. It's just not who I am, you know? So I think that he sees his loyalty, and he always, you know, respects the loyalty. I think also what happens is, like, as you get, as you go higher and higher in any business, it becomes more isolating.

Dude, some of my friends now are, like, churning on me. It's crazy. Wait, really? Yeah. What do you mean? Just, like, now that we don't talk, they're trying to, like, get clout off me by sending, like, pictures of me. Get the fuck out of here. It's fucked up.

You realize when you start getting more popular, like, who was real, who was not real. What about your cute-ass little brother? He's good. He's loyal. Dude, we were talking about this before the pod started he's very good what a dime piece

what is he doing right now is he dancing somewhere we can watch him I want to watch him dance I'll send you some videos some videos some videos he was so uncomfortable

after that he was like I still look like Twilight he was so upset after that but no he throws too I don't look like Twilight. He was so upset after that. But no, he throws too. I got into that street fight. He was the first one to throw a punch. Oh, really?

Does he fight as well? No, he just fucking has my back. And when I got arrested, he knocked out one of the bouncers. Get out of here. He was in jail with me. He just started throwing punches at anybody. So he's one of those. He'll just go to war for me.

It's just you two or you have other siblings? I have a sister too. Oh, really? And she's been out of this kind of conversation? I'm not going to give something away. Do you think about, no, I'm being honest. Do you think about that kind of stuff? Because if you're going to have family, now you're going.

That's not family though. That's different. Like he said, mom, sister, fiance is different. I never say anything about his mom That's a good point Very nice lady Wow so because You're being married into

Well she's not even wife yet I guess But would it make a difference She's a public figure too So if the person is not a public figure I don't know how to Rules to this shit but I think it's just different We have rules not rules rules but I think One of the things I don't like how rules are shit but I think it's just different we have rules, not rules rules but I think one of the things

I don't like going at people's wives especially if they're not in the public if Oprah is married to Tom Brady they're both unique public figures so you felt like since she is a public figure she can be commented on and there was just so much honor there's stuff that I have

what is the nuclear thing? I can't talk. What is the nuclear thing? I'm in the lawsuits, bro. You're going to give me a call? Oh, so you can't even. Dude, I have a restraining order. I could just show you a picture or something and then pretend that.

You could do that, but don't do that. Okay. No, I can't. I have a restraining order. Oh, yeah, that's the lawsuit. So it's essentially. And then defamation too. I don't understand why.

Because I said she had HIV, which I don't understand why you could sue for that. But it's essentially... And then defamation too. I don't understand why... Because I said she had HIV, which I don't understand why you could sue for that, but it's a freedom of speech. Yeah, but defamation can be applied to anything said in a boxing match. And also,

he said my mom's a prostitute, so she could sue him for defamation. So it's like, what do you want to get to? Why would he say that? Because he had nothing else to say because I was attacking his fiance.

He just was looking to... Yeah. I know he said something about a hot tub. I have no idea. I was like, I don't know who the fuck is in the hot tub. My stepdaddad's name is tony i don't know he was talking about that i don't know what the fuck he was i think he was just trying to reach or something because logan is supposed to be really good at this promoting shit but he's not

let's be honest he didn't do anything for this fight well he made a couple stupid jokes that you wrote for him that were like terrible the jokes were good terrible i text you right away wait wait wait wait wait when the comedian that gives my shit is way better than yours no no when that were like terrible. Ha! The jokes were good. Terrible. I text you right away. The jokes were good. Wait, wait, wait. When, when, when? The comedian that gives my shit is way better than yours. No, no, when? The fucking Count Jockola

and then the fucking Dunkin' Donuts. That hurt you, bro. Dillon Donuts, bro? You got better than that? Well, no, I didn't do that one. But, uh... That's why they won't have you

back on Netflix, bro. You got shitty-ass jokes like that, bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Netflix. Does any part of you feel bad for Nina at all? That, like, she's involved in this? In the beginning. But now that she's with me now, fuck her.

Fuck that bitch. But in the beginning, you felt... No, it's all public. That's her fault. She tried to say defamation and all this shit. You shouldn't have done it then. Just because he did gay porn 10 years ago and I bring it back up and now he gets mad because i'm bringing up his past fuck that that's her she did that all herself all those videos everything is her all

those pictures all the guys that she said was private that's not bro that's the thing it's do you think i'm smart enough to hack it's like an ipad 2014 no no it's not about private it's about creating a narrative around it like for example we talk on the podcast she acts like she's andreina lima and i'm affecting her career bro she had no career look at the google trends i know i'm not saying that what i'm saying is i mean her more popular she's ever been you're being defensive when you don't have to what what because your friends are from guide code or some no i don't know her at all at all yeah your dick is hard it's always hard It's always hard. It's always hard. What the fuck is that? I don't know her at all.

It's easier here. Let me just chill out. I submitted and it got harder. Yeah. So, no, and there's nothing for you to be defensive here. What we're saying is like there was a moment we were like, the narrative, the creating of the narrative. We talk on a podcast every single week for hours. You could create a narrative around anything.

You could create a narrative that Mark would like narrative that- Yeah, but I only posted public pictures, and I didn't put any captions in the beginning, and the public took it how they took it. Let's be real. I didn't say anything. Come on, son. Yeah, okay, but she dated all those guys. How is that not my fault? Okay, so what about the ones where it's just like a bunch of

guys just lined up ready to run a train and shit like that? That's funny. Yeah, but you know what you're implying. You know the message. The turkey one got me, Brian. Who was it on his honeymoon? I didn't know it was on the honeymoon. The one where it's the turkey looking out?

I said Logan on his honeymoon. That was crazy. But Logan even said that was funny. It had some good ones in there. But listen, you have a jiu-jitsu guy fighting a guy that's 0-3. What are you going to sell the fight on? There's no question you sold the fight. I know. So yeah, I was going you have a jiu-jitsu guy fighting a guy that's 0-3. What are you going to sell the fight on? Us on the fucking arm boxing? There's no question you sold the fight. I was going to sell a jiu-jitsu guy against a guy that's never boxed. Can't wait for me to hit

my left and right. What's the benefit of selling the fight for you? If you're not getting a piece. I definitely got more popular. That's true. Now I'm A-list. Wait a minute. Hold on. Why are you laughing? Hold on. That's true. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Why are you laughing?

Hold on. Hold on. Let's make this over. I don't know if you made an A in your life, Dylan. I'll be honest. You and these little fucking zingers in the corner. Yeah, you got to get him to it. And it's not fair.

I can't really see him. He keeps throwing these little jokes and they go back to his corner. I'm defenseless against it. I keep forgetting he's there. And then he just comes up with his little zingers bottom lead baby son that's gonna be that jab

when Lois Thorn is there she's not gonna see it I'm trying to think right now how many currently currently okay B-list how many

fighters I'm definitely I'm definitely fighters A-list I'm just talking about A-list how many fighters A-list

100% are ubiquitous? He has a four. He means sexy. Ambiguous. I've never heard that before. You're one of those ubiquitous fighters. How many fighters are just world-renowned?

How many fighters does everybody know right now? Maybe not older people. If you go on the street, I bet you people know me before any of these guys. I would agree. I would say that. You could get him back on camera. Every place we go, at least 100 pictures. Everywhere.

No, no. I'm making your argument. You're acting like I'm saying you actually. I'm just giving defenses. I've been on fucking every show. I know, but you don't have to here. You see what I'm saying? Yes, I hear what you're saying.

And this is no shade. But like, you haven't fought in a really long time. And more people know you for trolling. Okay, but I'm saying? Yes, I hear what you're saying, and this is no shade, but you haven't fought in a really long time. And that's the most impressive part? And more people know you for trolling. Okay, but I'm still known, though. But I don't even think you can be considered a fighter right now. Don't even say that. Like, you're more of a troller.

No, I'm not. More people know you for trolling. I had two knee injuries. No, but more people know you for trolling. Nick Chubb's injury was not as bad as mine. I had two, so you can't say that, oh, he's not a fighter. I know you could fight. I'm just saying more people know you because of the trolling you fight. Okay, but you't say that's like if tom brady retires and now he's still like a football player

like you know what i mean no but everybody remembers what he did in football it's been so long for you fights in bellator every day got me, guys. Every day. Every day was good. Every day was good. To be honest. Every day. People play it every day.

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You can start. It'd be really fun if you won. I don't think you will, but it'd be really fun if you won. But who do you want to win? No, you. It'd be really fun if you won. No, but in like a friend way. I don't know, Logan. Both times he's on the pod, I wasn't on. So you like me better? So fun if you won. But who do you want to win? No, you. It would be really fun if you won. No, but in a friend way. I don't know, Logan.

Both times he's on the pod, I wasn't on. So you like me better? So I like you better. Oh, hell yeah. I want you to win so then you can be a fighter again. I mean, yeah. But that was just like a backhanded compliment. But I know you want to fight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this will, I think you in this. Who cares about boxing? It's not a real fight no but you in this like youtube influencer scene is way better than no i'm gonna go all you have to see bro but think about it it's like it's not that dangerous yeah i know but the upside is way high years bro but the upside is way high i know i could choke these guys out in two seconds it's like so stupid it's like why are we throwing hands like i just you know what i mean

two seconds. It's so stupid. It's like, why are we throwing hands? Sure, sure, no. I know you like me. We're friends. Boxing-wise, I've only seen Logan box. The only footage I've seen of you boxing is the one where you're doing this shit. No, stop it, bro. Bro, that's a good combo.

Bro, stand up. I love this shit. Stand up. That's a bad combo. Can you do it again? Can you just do it again so we can see? I need a fucking opponent. Come on, come on, come on.

What is the combo? Go over there. Get ready. Here we go. We're back on. Okay, so to cover the distance, he had his hands up. So if I would just come in, he's going to hit me. So I think I threw a, what is that, uppercut?

No, no, no. What is that? Uppercut. Watch. Stand there. Keep your hands up. So I think I threw an uppercut. Uppercut.

So he keeps his hands up. So you got to keep your hands up. And then I went body, body. That was it. And everybody was going crazy. But if I lead sometimes, if it's just a jab, we got to come with some other stuff. So I came uppercut, uppercut, bodyut body body it just didn't seem super fast i assumed you

put out the footage how'd that feel you heard that you felt it i felt it yeah exactly so when i land i land but i'm saying it just i assumed that you put out the footage because it looks like dude those are great shots sit down the shots were good those are great shots sit down i don't know oh what's that move what's Oh, the arrest of the officer. I think that's Andrew's second dick. I'm arresting him. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

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I'm going to give it to you. Yo, is that fair? He's helping you. Dude, get his arm. Figure his ass. I got him. I'm going to put him into a choke. Hold on.

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I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got me. I was actually trying to choke me. I told you I was going to choke you. I didn't tell you. Oh, shit. Cam's okay. I think I might have got this one. Tired?

Bro. Yo, what kind of fucking backup are you? Dude, who gets one? Who gets one? You had everything. Okay. It was nothing. He was the worst one.

He's fucking trying to choke me. But he really couldn't choke you? I told you I wasn't playing. How was it? I'm not going to talk. I'd be crazy. Yo. But you had it looked on. I didn't like.

I was saying like 70%. No, I'm kidding. You were trying. No, no, no. That's 70%. Trust me. You can't choke me. But you have some kind of fucking defense.

What is that? It's way stronger than. Also, why when I had you in missionary, did you get wet? Just because, you know. I thought you were in the universe. No, for real, explain that. What happened? Why wasn't he choking you?

Because you're crazy? No one could tap me. Nah, it was definitely some defense shit. Like, I could barely get my arm underneath his neck. Oh, you were protecting him. I had no hands. He was holding my hand. He was holding my hand.

So then what do you do? You just lean chin down. Yeah, bro, I him. I had no hands. He was holding my hand. He was holding my hand. So then what do you do? You just lean chin down. Yeah, bro. I've been training all the time. That just shows how that bouncer was bullshit. Because I was letting him. I was like, yo, stop. You think that guy's going to choke me? I could have put you to sleep. I just didn't want to do it. You could try. We have a couple more hours. You could try. What if I started

in rear naked choke with the choke in and my legs wrapped around you? With the choke in. No. Not here. I'm just saying. So I'm going to show you. So wait, he did it.

I'm not going to hurt you. I promise. So look, keep your chin down. I'm going to show you how to do this straight. Hold on. This fucking mic keeps coming down my ass. So I'm going to show you the straight. Keep your chin down, okay?

Okay. So you can put your chin down as much as you want. Okay? Look what I was doing. Come on, Shelton. You ready? But you're going to tell me. No, I won't. All right, your chin out as much as you want okay so come on come on you're gonna tell you yeah I put down as much as you do I go into your elbow or the other way no whatever you want okay okay you think you're safer I didn't do anything yet okay so keep your face up when you pump that so fast again but not too long. All right. And get back in.

Oh, my God. Do it again. Hold on one second. Okay, whoa. Why do you like it? Not for long. I just... That's weird that you like getting choked like that.

Keep your chin down. Keep your chin down. Keep it down? Whatever you want. You want to get choked. I don't want to get choked. I just want to understand what's going on. Okay, put your chin down.

Do it slowly because you're making an adjustment. That's it. What is that adjustment? It's a squeezing. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. You adjustment? It's a squeeze. Oh, God. You got to try that. No. Come on, just keep your chin down, bro.

We ain't doing that. It's going to be different. Just try it. You want to keep your chin down or you want to get choked? I don't want to get choked. Hold up. I got it. I got it, I got it. Okay, do the choke.

Don't keep the chin down. But don't actually choke him. Just take it to the point. Oh, I see it. Yeah, I see it. So once I squeeze it. So keep your chin down now. Yeah.

Ready? So this is your face. Do it. Oh, that hurt more. That hurt more. I just had my neck cracked. That was crazy. Okay, so this is your face. Go ahead. Oh, that hurt more. That hurt more. I just had my neck cracked. That was crazy. Okay, so this is the same thing.

So, like, Logan ducks his head. Come here. Okay, but were you boxing or were you doing it? Go right here. Go right here when you're doing it. Go into the watch. So he ducks in right now. You see his lock.

Go back here. Go back here so they can see. Go back here. He saw this lock. Watch the cam, bro. Watch the cam. Watch the cam. He saw his lock.

Did you fix that angle? Okay, so, like, you have your chin in there, right? Yeah. So look, I'm going to choke you a little bit. All right, you ready? Yeah, all right, guys. Call me if you need some help. See how fast that is?

Yeah. Look how fast you'll sleep. Yeah, but you're in boxing. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. No, you understand that matters, right? What? That matters. Why does that matter?

Relax. So would that be said if... It's fine now. You had to come get it back. Okay, with that being said, if- It's fine now. You gotta come get it back. Okay, give me the fight. Give me the fight. You think I won't reach in there? Okay.

So, why does Logan float trying to fight you in MMA? Because I think that's a bad idea if he wants to. Dude, the bag was bigger in Bellator to fight in MMA than boxing. Why aren't you getting a- Okay, you were asking who you want to win. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. When it comes to the fights, I literally have so much respect for people that go in the ring.

I want everybody to make... The thing about this, I'm a jiu-jitsu guy that's boxing. I know, I know. I'm not saying I don't have respect. What I'm saying is I want you to make all the money. Not you.

I know, it's not fair. I want everyone to make the money. Not really. I promote this whole thing more than everybody else. So what I don't understand is why you don't get a piece. Because at the time, I just pulled out of the KSI fight.

They were like, either you take this or you don't take this. Very reasonable. Logan was like, either you do it or you don't do it. And I want to fight him so bad, I was just like, fuck it. And what happened with the KSI fight? Are you willing to speak to that? I don't want to talk about that. Gotcha.

Yeah, but fuck that guy. Really? He's a pussy. And wait, why don't you want to talk about it? Is it like a legal thing? No, it's just personal shit I was going through. oh okay okay we can talk about off camera fair fair enough okay and then the guy that you get into the skirmish with at that fight do you still want something with him what's the guy's name he like yeah yeah what's his name i don't want to say his name he

just said his fucking i know but he's a loser i don't want to give him any credit i didn't want to fight him that's why because he's a boxer and he fights on those he fought know, but he's a loser. I don't want to give him any credit. I didn't want to fight him. That's why I was avoiding him. Because he's a boxer and he fights on those misfit fights. He fought in MMA. He was a terrible MMA guy. So why don't you guys fight in MMA? Because he's terrible. He was 0-5 in Bellator or some shit and then he went to that shit and now he's doing decent because he's fighting a bunch of influencers. I'm just saying, you guys have this. He fucking sucker

punched me. Yeah, I know. You know what's funny? I knew he was going to do this. I was avoiding him, so I was walking and he punched me in the back of the head and that's how that started. Because I didn't want to give him the clout. He got like 400k off that. Yeah, I saw, so I was walking. He punched me in the back of the head, and that's how that started. Because I didn't want to give him the clout. He got like 400K off that. Yeah, I saw him. I don't know if it was in the back of your head.

It looked like it was. In the beginning of the video. No, no, no. That was the second punch. Yeah. Yeah. And then, so what's the deal? Like, he hits you, and you seem kind of, I don't know. Because I was like, you know what it was?

You were reserved on it. Yeah, because I was like, bro, like, I don't want to. Because, like, I know it's just giving him credit. Like, everything, all these guys want to do is just try to get something on me. And I was pissed off because I told Misfits this was going to happen. And they run a shit show at that time. And I was just like pissed off. I was like, bro, like you're giving this kid clout for nothing.

Like I was just so mad, you know. And then I went and knocked out the other two guys. And then it was just whatever. What's the end goal? UFC champion. So it's UFC. Yeah. Do you have to get bought out of Bellator?

Bellator is bought by PFL now. And PFL is owned by the Saudi... I don't know who owns PFL, but they got some crazy money because they ain't making no money. Yeah. I don't know how the hell they're doing it. So do you have to get bought out of PFL? I don't know how that works yet, or they cut me. They cut you, and then you hopefully get a UFC contract.

And then you want to get the belt at what? I'm boys with Dana, so... 170. You want to do 170? Yeah, 170, yeah. And you want to get the belt. I'm boys with Dana, so. 170. You want to do 170? Yeah, 170, yeah. And you're not a big 170. I think I'm bigger than most guys, no? You're six foot?

I can probably make 55. That's the thing I was wondering. Is it worth to make 55? Someone said my head is too big for 55, but I don't know. That's what they told me. I don't know. I have a big head, so. But at 55, I'm just saying, at 55 and you grab a guy, what are they going to do at 55?

Nothing. That's why I can't wait. That's why I'm so stupid with this boxing. No, but like you said earlier, so now I'm understanding it more. You don't get a piece of this fight you're promoting, but your stock has risen. A lot. So it's worth the money that you're making around the fight and then future career shots. And potentially trying to get into UFC.

Exactly. And if you beat Logan, right? Not if, when. Okay, when you beat Logan. We're talking about Connor projecting. Yes, of course. I believe that. I believe in manifesting.

So when you beat Logan, do you do another one of these fights? There's no point in doing MMA. They're trying to buy it out. Jake and KSI are fighting for my rights if I win. That's interesting. Oh, yeah, shit. Well, they want the upside on what happened. They're trying to fight out. They're trying to... Jake and KSI are fighting for my rights if I win. That's interesting. Oh, yeah. Shit. Well, they want the upside on what happened.

Yeah, they want an upside, so I don't... KSI doesn't want me to go to Jake, and Jake doesn't want me to go to KSI. Bro, so Jake is investing... Who would you rather fight? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Jake is... Who's the easier fighter? Hold on.

Jake is investing in his brother losing? It's like, yeah. You've got to think. Jake doesn't have any other opponents that aren't MMA guys. There's no more retired guys for him. That's right. He has KSI. Tommy Fury. And Tommy again. Nobody wants to see the Tommy fight again.

Imagine I knock out Logan. Wow. Yeah, but nobody wants to see Canelo fight. I love Jake, but we're not ordering. Come on, dude. Canelo is not a real guy. It's different. It's a different game. And Jake knows it's a different game. I love Jake, but we're not ordering that. Come on, Duke. No, it's not. No, it's different. It's a different game. And Jake knows it's a different game.

I know. Jake just says things. Yeah, he's. When I say I'm going to beat John Jones, I mean it. He's just. Why are you laughing like that? I'm lost. Bro, we just dominated you.

I love the bullshit. We dominated you. I won that. Four on one, we dominated you, bro. I won that. How are you going to beat John Jones? I won that. Do you think we can beat John Jones for us? We let you up. After what we just did to you. I bet you. We let you up. I won that How are you going to be Jon Jones I won that Do you think we can be Jon Jones four of us

After what we just did to you We let you up We didn't choke you out I could have had sex with you if I wanted I was in the fucking bottom position My dick was up If you were a dick down You would have to go under

You definitely got that Pete Davidson dick too That long skinny one If you were a dick down, you would have to go under. Okay. You definitely got that Pete Davidson dick, too. That long, skinny one. How do you know? He looks just like Pete Davidson. That's crazy. That's a vivid description. No, no.

They say it. Girls say it. Don't do that. Don't confirm over here. What the fuck are you talking about? You caught me in the back. You did say that. You did say that.

Never mind. I got the curve. Every girl says that about Pete Davidson. How many girls have you never heard that shit? But why are you talking to girls

about his dick? I heard it's big. I know. I know, but like tall skinny guys they usually got like the Are you trying to say I have a big dick?

No, you have like a skinny Thanks, brother. Appreciate it. What does yours look like? It's like a missile to be honest. A what? Like a missile.

Like a missile. Like the ones that the drones shoot out of their thing? Like a little mini? No, I mean like an 8 1⁄2 missile. Probably bigger than your head. An 8 1⁄2-inch missile. Do you think you have a small... Are you for a missile?

8 1⁄2-inch? It's not Al-9 with a curve, bro. I just put that together. He's not circumcised, you can tell. No, he is. No, I am. All right. Why would you say that? One of my ex-best friends was Indian. He's not circumcised, you can tell. No, he is. No, I am. Alright. Yeah.

Why would you say that? One of my ex-best friends was Indian. He was uncircumcised. Oh, really? Often. Why is he an ex-best friend? What is he doing now? We're not best friends no more. What is he doing? Like, physically? Why are you guys not best friends? How does that happen? We're not going to get into that. Some people, they could talk about this more, but yeah. Some people leave you when times get hard.

Exactly. You know, we were there for you when you get hard. When you need them the most. Exactly. You know, we were there for you when you needed us. I know, that's true. You rolled up absolutely shit-faced. You didn't bring me to rehab. No, we didn't. You made me drive the car home. Honestly, you were funny on the pot.

I was like, he'll make it. He'll be all right. He's like, all right, here's the keys. Let me drive home. Wait, were you really that bad when you came? Like, I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know he was partying but i

didn't know if you have to understand it was miami so we're assuming that you're just having fun oh yeah no no no i didn't know that you were no no now i know that you were going through something in your life yeah i mean that was the beginning of it but that i was how long how long was the period like that this is my knee injury really yeah 2019 until 2022 i don't i hate to talk i don't want to be a therapy session. No, you had a great podcast with your boy. What is your name, man? John.

John. Yeah. And you guys should go watch on your channel that I watch. No, it's yours. It's uploaded on his too. Really? Yeah, he just posted a clip. Oh, so I guess I watched some clips that was on yours.

There was a clip we shared. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So go watch it. I think it's a really interesting- It's a very organic, just two friends talking. That's why I like it. You can tell you guys are friends.

We're just sitting on the couch just talking to you. You're not defensive in the least. So I actually don't have many friends. It's like two, three guys. And I actually met him not that long ago. And he's just like, and I was like- Why don't you have friends? I don't trust nobody.

Everybody turns on me. But why? Are you only friends with- I'm just so- You are- Something's off about that. Yeah, you're a likable dude. Why are you only friends with, I'm just so, you are. Something's off about that. Yeah, like you're a likable dude. Why are you losing so many friends?

No, but there's friends and then there's friends. We all know this. There's like. You're saying you have a lot of like people you would club with. Yeah. And then there's people that you're like homies. Yeah, exactly. But why not build that group?

You do something like jujitsu, which is so fucking intimate. And I'm not talking about the touching. Like you're spending a lot of time with people. And your life is in their hands and their life is in your hands. Maybe it's my mind. I don't know. I don't trust people. What's the trust thing? I don't know. It's just something about me, maybe. Has something happened?

I got fucked over a lot by friends. Did you? Yeah. Close friends. Yeah, something. You know what it is? When you go through bad times, you see who's really there for you. I don't want friends that are there when the good times are there. I want them on the post. So you're still holding on to that a little bit. Yeah, I mean,

I don't know, this is tough to talk about. On your guy's pod, you had an interesting thing about how what you see now a lot of in jiu-jitsu is this like trash talk

and building up fights. Because of me. And you had this conversation. I started this. So I didn't know that. Yeah. Honestly, I'm a casual when it comes to jiu-jitsu.

But you're saying even earlier in your early jiu-jitsu days. and i used to get suspended from marcelo for doing this interest so marcelo garcia suspended me first but he's he was your jujitsu coach and a unbelievably respected person in jujitsu like of course yeah from what i hear from a bunch of different people amazing and and also like a smaller guy, but his technique was- He's a fellow that was- Yeah, amazing. So this tiny dude can go dominate dude on technique, not power. Yeah. Just-

Just play there. I was gonna put a highlight, but- Yeah, put it on, put it on. How's this work though? Is this like you guys cut this or is this like, oh, this is long? I don't wanna like- We just hang it. No, we just hang it. Oh, this is awesome. Yeah, yeah. You guys have a drawing? Take some shots. Is that why you got- Yeah, come on, man drawing? Take some shots. Is that why you got- Yeah, come on.

Take whatever you want. Is that why you got banned from the gym because of the shit talking? In the beginning, I used to get suspended. Yeah. But I was who I was still back then. And then the one that got me kicked out of the gym was just me talking too much shit. What was the state? He didn't believe in the whole shit talking thing.

So jujitsu culturally, can you explain to people where it's coming from? It's martial arts. Respect your opponent. And he's doing WWE stuff. My favorite of all time, who was my background on my phone, was Leandro Lowe. I don't know if you know him. It was one of my close friends. That was the craziest story ever.

He trained with you? I fought him twice and then we used to train together he was living he came and stayed with me before he passed what was your record when you guys fought he beat me twice but he was my idol man he was just unbelievable he's the best ever and just he's just a fucking animal bro but like explain to me why why like what what is it tenacious it's something about like when someone doesn't want to lose like he just did not want to do this guy like he would come in sometimes hungover, puking, and he just would beat everybody. He just was so competitive. Physically gifted?

Dude, yeah. I never felt hips like that. I shone at him, and he knocked me over with his hips. What does that mean, hips like that? His hips were so strong. He was just so- You couldn't push him over? Everybody that asked people this question, that person, they'd be like, it's just weird to explain.

He was just so good, bro. And it's crazy. He was just in the prime of his career, and what happened to him it's like and so in brazil he gets murdered yeah i'll tell you the full story but like it's crazy because during that time i was going through my stuff and that could have happened to me very easily like what happened to him he was just at a nightclub and some guy took a bottle from his um table and he took the guy down and choked him and the guy was like stop stop i'm good i'm good so he let the guy up and they were partying partying the guy was like a jealous guy and he was like staring at him walk back I'm good. I'm good. So he let the guy up. And they were partying and partying. And the guy was like a jealous guy.

And he was like staring at him, walked back and forth, walked back and forth. And he just shot him right in the head. One bullet right to the... Killed him. Wow. Yeah. It's fucking crazy, bro. And you could have been there with him, you think?

I mean, who knows about that? But I'm just saying like me partying in the city, getting fucking shit face every night. And I... You got to deal with the wrong guy. Yeah. You never know who... You never know. And like I'm very hated too. You don't know who's

after you. Who knows? Dude, Leandro was way nicer than me. Show us a video of him. Yeah. He was fighting. Actually, yeah. I don't know if you want to watch that. I'm just trying to understand. These two guys you just had the most respect for. It seems like people to earn your

respect is not easy. You know what's funny? This is a story I never told anybody. But I got in trouble with Marcelo because one time we went to dinner. And he asked me. This was a long time ago. I was at Brown Belt. And he asked me about the Diaz brothers. So him and Nate Diaz had beef, but I didn't know.

And he was like, what do you think about the Diaz brothers? I was like, yo, I think they're awesome. Give them the finger, doing all this thing. And he suspended me. Marcelo did? Yeah, for saying I like the Diaz brothers. Because they behaved in a way that wasn't with the jujitsu code. They really suspended me from the gym. I didn't even know. That's how he was.

Do you think he was trying to instill some sort of discipline in you or a character that he believed? Yeah, but the thing, when we had the conversation, I said, Marcel, listen, I had to make money. I had to pay my bills. And he was like, yeah, but you got to do it for the love of the sport. And I was like, yeah, but the love of the sport doesn't pay my bills. You got to make this stuff exciting.

I knew at the time, the entertainment, all this. And then when I looked up at Connor, I started learning more about marketing and everything. And I always like, yeah, but the love of the sport doesn't pay my bills. Like, you got to make this stuff exciting. I knew at the time, the entertainment, all this. And then when I looked up at Connor, I started learning more about just, you know, marketing and everything. And I always had that in me. And I always like to talk shit. Like, my natural personality is just banter and like that. And I would just do that. And then it was, he just was like, oh, I don't want my kids around this. Like, they might grow up being shit talkers.

So he's trying to protect his idea of jujitsu. Yeah. And while at the same time, he's trained you since you were a kid. Yeah. I mean, you ever hear him talking about me? He loves you. Yeah. So, I mean, it's hard.

It's probably heartbreaking. I texted him because he has cancer now. Oh, no. Yeah. And I texted him saying, I hope you're doing good. And he just said, thank you. I think you should go check on him. It's hard, bro, because he loved me.

He was another one that loved me. You loved him? He was like my dad. You fucking loved him. He kicked me out. Yeah, but sometimes you need to do that because you yeah but you don't you know what okay there's difference though because if he would just suspended me and my friend munch at the time right on publicly but then he went and made a video and did it outside what's that like line you don't

discipline your kids in public yeah i hear what you're saying you know what i mean you felt like it was he went a full grappling video 20 minutes of talking he suspended us. You don't discipline your kids in public. Do you think that he thought that that- If he really cared about this, then he wouldn't have done that. But also, if you really cared about him, you could have changed a little bit of your marketing tactics too. Yeah, but why can't I just be me?

But I'm just saying, you see Stylebender. Stylebender is great at marketing, but he doesn't do the distasteful style of marketing. I guess so. He could have tweaked it a little bit. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Izzy will go wild. What I've noticed about Izzy

is like Izzy will do whatever he wants to do. Yeah, Val? Like he's a true... But it's tasteful, though. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. This might not be...

Yeah. But let's see it. This is Leandro. So this is at the time, this is Guy, and this is when. He was the best in the Guy. Eight-time world champion.

And so what made him so special in terms of his ability to dominate other people? He just did not stop. He was so good. And how did you guys go from, how did you guys go from like competitors to...

Because I was always like cool with him. Like I was... You admired him. Yeah, and he used to like help me out when I was a brown belt. And it's funny enough,

I started dating his ex-girlfriend. And he used to like send her like drug messages like you picked the guy that's beat me to to like date and all this was he okay with you doing that i feel like you would never do that and then like he would come to the states and stay with me and like we would train and like he was cool with it because he didn't really like he got over it and then we just became friends and we competed a bunch and then we just hang out and then he stopped talking to me when i looked up at connor because he didn't like the whole thing

too and then he apologized, like come train with me and then he would come to stay with me and then that happened. So these two guys that you really admire, you look up to, are no longer in your life and that happens. Marcel was tougher though

because Marcel was like my dad. Yeah, that's pops. Yeah. And he poured so much into you, I can imagine, for fucking years. Yeah, it's a tough conversation because, you know,

I don't know, I feel like in my opinion you don't leave the people that you love yeah in any way yeah and that's why i lost a lot of friends i guess because i'm different you know like if you were going through something i would show up at your house and yeah make sure you're all right you feel like a lot of people didn't do that for you yeah not to get emotional here this is supposed to be a comedy no no this is good this is. This is good. Yeah, it's just like, I don't know. It's fucked, man. Put that much time into somebody

and you put time into him as well. I mean, we were a team. I mean, he's my coach. He's my dad. We're very nice to each other. You got to go see him, bro. I can't do that.

Yes, you can. Yeah, man. You got to go see him and you got to just follow him. Because there's a clock ticking. I'm not trying to be dark, but there's a clock ticking now, so it's like you got to go see him.

Well, I think he might have beat the cancer i don't know i i don't know so you're like well now i don't know i sent him a message which i usually we don't have a talk in years you know which is just out of respect and the fact that he reached out yeah lets you know and like the one thing about we're talking about my ex-best friend i don't want to you know get too much into because he knows a lot about this but my dad passed away and we weren't talking at the time and what really upset me was he could have reached out

well that or because he knows my family he knew my dad he could have came to the funeral sat in the back and just paid his respects and left and not talk to me and that would have meant the world to me

and he didn't do that and that shit fucking broke my heart because he was my closest friend since I was 14 and like just for like if his dad passed What stopped you guys from... We train together every day. We don't talk.

What? He knows the whole story. We literally... Been best friends since I was 14. Can you get... Yeah, you got to get past this. And then there was something like he said about... I don't want to get too deep into it because I don't want to air our dirty laundry.

But it's just fucked up. That hurt me the most, to be honest with you, though. You know my dad passed. He could have just showed up and sat in the back and gave a hug to my mom. What if he came to you right now and he said, listen, some things happened between us. Yeah, I wouldn't mind. There you go. Some things happened between us.

My bad. But I wish I came to the funeral and I apologize. And I'm going to regret that for a long time. I'm a man, bro. Listen, if you come to me like that, yeah, 100%. 100%. Could you apologize to him for anything? Yeah, of course.

Because he disses himself for me when I was doing the wrong things because he was trying to stay on the right path. It was hard for him because— I respect that. And I respect that, too. But it comes a point in time where you still have to be there for someone like i get it and i understand what he was doing and i got and now i'm doing better and you come and say hey like this is the guy i wanted you to be now i'll be you know this is what i wanted now i'll be friends with you or something like that that's different you know what i mean but like just yeah i don't know this is weird to

talk about how'd you get out of that dark place you was at that's great a great question. Hit rock bottom. Yeah, but how'd you get out? I don't want, this is, I always said I was gonna save this for Rogan. Let's just talk, we just talked. You're gonna have

so many more stories in your life. Yeah, I hit a rock bottom and I saw the people around me that loved me, scared for my life and that hurt the most, you know?

And I saw myself falling down a deep path that I wasn't gonna be able to get out of, you know? Did your mom step in? Tried to. I wasn't going to be able to get out of. Did your mom step in? Tried to. I wasn't ready to let really anybody in. So you did it yourself?

Yeah. And I had to because I knew I'm wasting time. How hard was it to... Still hard. It doesn't go away. You've been sober for...

Eight months. But I'm not one of those guys that's never going to drink again or anything like that. No, no. It was just where I was in life where I couldn't train. I couldn't fight.

My dad passed. My friend passed. There was just so much going on at one time. It was just so easy to... Just drown yourself. Basically. Yeah. Every single day.

Yeah. From morning till night. Wow. I don't know what I talked about. You don't have to talk about anything you don't want to. For a piece of shit, fight promoter,

I love this guy. Yeah. You act... See, I understand you don't want to but it's just there's other people that fight promoter i love this guy yeah you act you see you i understand you don't want maybe talk about these things that being said there are other people that also have either gone through these things or they might be going through these things and it's very nice for them but the thing is just like that they're not alone in that situation does that make sense yeah i mean i i don't know what i want to say but you don't have to say anything there's no because i want to say what we're up on them was but i don't know if i want, I don't know what I want to say. But you don't have to say anything. There's no question. No, because I want to say what our bottom was, but I don't know.

I don't know. Yeah. It just, it got to a point where I almost died. And then, I mean, like, there was a couple of times that I just didn't want to be here anymore. Yeah. 100%, you know? Like, I didn't want to. That's fucking scary.

And, you know, I still deal with that stuff daily and stuff. But, yeah, I don't know. A lot of regrets, you know? Can you forgive yourself enough? Not yet. I don't know. Because of regrets you know can you forgive yourself enough not yet i don't know because that's important shit i know it's hard you know who i actually i don't you know i thought i never went to a bleep a name if you want yeah i never went to a or anything like that but i talked to theo vaughn because oh yeah yeah and like me and him talked for a little bit and i was like oh maybe this is why people do this he's so good at talking you know yeah he he deals with

the same stuff i deal with but he 100%. But he doesn't drink anymore. I plan on eventually just controlling it because I don't think it was alcohol. It was just advice. The alcohol was the way to numb yourself. Exactly. It could have been fucking cookies, but it was just, yeah, I'm fucking hurt. I can't train. Everybody's saying, oh, this guy fucking sucks.

He ruined his career. Ariel's saying, what happened to this phenom that fucking, I lost my friends. I lost everything. I lost my girlfriend. I fucking went through all this shit. lost friends and then what was like when you start feeling like shit what's the best thing to do just get fucking annihilated and then you go to the city and then you have every single dude that fucking loves you thousands of fucking supermodels everything's for free and then it's like okay like what am i doing here i'm just going

out every night and then you yeah i don't know yeah i don't know were you still training during this trying to yeah interesting so training has just become such a part of your life that i think And then you, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Were you still training during this? Trying to, yeah. Interesting. So training has just become such a part of your life that. I think that's what started this, was a knee injury. Because I didn't have that calmness. When you train twice, three times a day, that's like a, it's like a drug. Yeah.

It's like taking a shot. And then when you're stuck like this and you have nothing to do. And then, dude, I was like a menace. Dude, you don't realize how, well, we don't realize how dependent we are on exercise until it's removed from our lives. It can calm that brain, dude. The relaxation you get. You go on a long fucking run. I imagine, like, I see the guys training jujitsu.

They're, like, just drenched afterwards. Yeah, and you don't realize it until you're stuck and you can't move. And then you realize what you've actually been doing. And then you realize you have nine months ahead of you. And then, like, maybe I call me a pussy, but I was just like, I couldn't see the future couldn't see the future i just saw the now and i was like bro your shit didn't get fixed in nine months i went to hss and it failed that's the best hospital in the country what's hss it's like a special uh it was like well you know hss in manhattan it's like the best hospital but it's obviously me it's like they do everything they're like the best hospital and they sponsor the ufc

so it fails at hss yes you go back to hss i go to a different doctor and he he fixed it and did he know what they did wrong or he has a mistake the first time they used my ligaments and they take i guess or something like that so they had to get cadaver yeah so i have a achilles someone's dead achilles and stuff like that yeah get out of here yeah they say you have their dreams i have some crazy dreams so i don't know that's real really what kind of dreams crazy shit i don't know. Like? Asian woman. I don't know. I am a samurai. I don't know.

Just crazy dreams, bro. I don't know. But yeah, it's crazy shit. So the cadaver ligaments took. Yeah. Because I remember in Miami. I didn't. Did I have this?

Bro, in Miami, you were showing me your knee moving in the fucking joint. Yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah. So I was just saying, that Nick Chubbs guy, he had less damage than I had. I mean, it was gnarly. Yeah. Like, I remember you would move your whole fucking-

I blew everything out besides my ACL. Two times. So he says, like, being in two major car accidents in the same year. And was it from, did somebody do a leg- No, it was actually with Connor. It wasn't even, like, anything crazy. I think it was just because that day we were supposed to train at two. I'm not saying this is because of him.

But then media came. So he was like, oh, we're going to push a training session. So I was just sitting on the side waiting. Oh, you weren't warm and then you went after him. Then we went and it was weird. I was just lifting a butterfly. There's a video of it. I was just lifting a butterfly hook on him and he dropped his weight back towards my foot like just like with his butt.

And it just snapped in half. My leg was like snapped. What's a butterfly? So like when you lift someone with your leg. So his legs are on that and you're trying to get position. No, I'm on bottom. I'm trying to lift and elevate. He just dropped his hips towards my foot and my knee

snapped. It wasn't even just a regular thing. It's crazy. It takes your identity away. You built up this thing your whole life. You're like, I am a fighter. Then you go to sitting in a room and you're fucking done and you can't do anything. Who am you were like I am a fighter yeah and then you go to just sitting in a room and like you're fucking done and like you can't do anything

and yeah who am I yeah and then you're on crutches at fucking clubs and fucking knocking people out I was fucking getting into fights left and right

just fucking drunk because now you're more defensive than ever oh dude I was I was not I was mad because before you were before that happened

you probably had the utmost confidence in your ability why would you fight anybody if you know you can beat people up. You know what it was? I was just a drug mess and the people would say some stupid shit. I knocked some guy out with my crutch. I swear to God.

I was breaking Ubers. I was doing crazy shit. So you were just being an asshole. I was just acting out. Hurt people hurt people, they say. How long do you want to be in the fight game? Until I win a world championship. And then you feel like you'd be okay?

I don't know. I haven't thought about that. That's a tough question. Like, what is Dylan Danis doing at 50? I don't know. I think about that because it's hard because I live such a crazy lifestyle. I don't know. Maybe just fucking on a yacht somewhere.

Hopefully I make enough money to be in a yacht and just be chilling with my kids. Could you just chill, relax? Right now, yeah. I don't have to fight. I have money. I really do. People say that, but I get... I mean, you guys know how it is with sponsors. I got a lot of followers. You get sponsors and you can monetize

the influence, but there's going to be a time where maybe that influence isn't as great. Of course, yeah. So you want to prepare yourself. I save my money well. You don't sound like you do. You go out all the time. You just get $5,000 at a strip club. This sounds terrible, but when you're popular, everything's free. He knows that. I don't want to sound like it.

Not everything, but you might get more things for free. I don't want to sound like a dick, but everything's free. Okay, but I'm just trying to think. That's why I mentioned earlier, why don't you pivot more towards that influencer fighting game? Because deep down, I wouldn't be able to live with myself on my deathbed if I just went and fought you two. Because I want to fight the best. And listen, if I lose, I lose. But I want to try.

Also, the influence comes from being a fighter. Like, I know personally, like, Conor's a great example. When I know Conor's interested in fighting again, all of his businesses mean more. The alcohol means more. You know what I mean? He's a winner in that influencer fighting group. What I'm trying to say is like, Conor is a brilliant businessman regardless of whether he's fighting or not.

But when he's also fighting, it makes all those other businesses more exciting for some reason. When Tom Brady is now retired, Tom Brady promoting an athletic shoe as a guy who's retired isn't exciting. Even when he was going, Conor's such a good salesman. He can do it.

What I'm trying to say is he's smart enough to know that if I'm in this game, I can run it up. That's the source of the influence. But he has fuck you money now. And what I kind of like about it is he's saying fuck you. He loves the influence. But he has fuck you money now. Bro, it's crazy. He has fuck you money. It's crazy. And what I kind of like about it is he's saying fuck you. He loves the fight.

He's enjoying the money. Some people do it and they get fucking buttoned up and they don't say what they want to say anymore. He's on the yacht. Look at my Lamborghini boat. You're not going to take it with you when you go, bro. You got to enjoy it. My thing is that the influencer fighting scene is just as popular as the real fight.

I don't get no fight. Listen, when I'm on my deathbed, I ain't telling my kid I'd be low. So this is more legacy care about this. This is just making money. Yeah. But I hear what Alex is saying, which is like you if you can make money. If I want to care about if I want to care about the money. Yeah, you're right.

But I care about when I'm the legacy there and I am like, okay, I was UFC. What did I achieve in my life? Exactly. When you're looking back and being local polls, what cares? You know what I mean?, okay, I was UFC champion. What did I achieve in my life? Exactly. When you're looking back and reflecting. Like me beating Logan Paul is what? Who cares? You know what I mean? In reality, it doesn't matter. Have you thought about if you don't win at all?

Do those thoughts creep in? I mean, it sounds like terrible, but it's not a real fight. It's a boxing fight. Like I'm a jujitsu guy. It wouldn't affect your ego? No. Interesting. Listen, because I know I could choke him out in 30 seconds.

So you're saying. It's like Nate Diaz when I against Jake. It's like, you can't really fight. You can't. Fight me in a real fight then. If you beat me in MMA, then you could be like, okay. It's different. An interesting thing happened.

There's a reason he's picking a jiu-jitsu guy. I've never boxed before here. When Nate fought Leon Edwards. Shout out to Leon who was on the pod. And Nate fought Leon Edwards. And with about a minute left, he caught him with that left hook. Or no, straight. It was a straight left. He like did a slap and a straight left. And then he pointed at him.

And Leon struggled to make it through the rest of the end of the round. And Nate goes, if this was on the street, you're dead. It's the same thing when he knocked out Nate in the fight. Jake, if you were to go on top of him, Nate would have triangle him. So it's like boxing is like, what is it? It's so stupid. But whatever.

But I guess what I'm trying to say is having that perspective on fighting. To me, I'm looking at this like Nate goes, I view myself as a fighter. And there are restrictions to my ability to fight in this certain scenario. And given those restrictions, you got to win today. But we both know, you and I as men know. Exactly. What could have happened. Dude, you're good at this, fuck, yeah. I as men know what could have happened. You're good at this.

Telling it better than me. I'm just saying, so I understand your what is this? But it's the jefe, dog. Don't we have some zins? I don't trust the zins. Why would I ever give you anything fake? Ecstasy?

Why would you ever give me anything fake? That's real. That's fucked up. I'll take yours in. You think I'm... I can do three at one time. Dude, don't do three. I can do four. I can do two on the top, two on the bottom.

Bro, upper deckies, dude. Upper deckies are crazy. How much do you put in? Just one. And I take it out every 15 seconds and set it on my fucking... What's it called? Ah, fuck it, man. Do you guys can't do two?

No, I love zins. I've tried to get all of them. Go to two. Come on. I'm not doing it. Come on. I'm going to take it out and put it right here. I rest it like a cigarette.

Just take it out? Yeah. In and out. Every once in a while. Okay. Should we get back to the fun shit? We went sad for a little bit. No, this is the beauty of conversation.

Like waking up being like, all right right who hates me on twitter today walking down the street being like does that guy want to fight me no now i'm good with whatever it is a serious question yeah you have a kid now i'm not yeah taking any shots do you think about when you think about legacy also i saw the dad thing and i was so funny it's a crazy feeling it's crazy goosebumps even thinking yeah it's a crazy feeling how's it changed your perspective on anything in terms of lifestyle, anything like that? Lifestyle and also, when you clearly think about legacy, and that's something— Legacy, 100%. I can tell that's something you want to tell your kids about.

Because kids are a mirror, right? Like, everything that—I don't know, that's kind of what I hear, is that your kid exposes who you are because they start copying the things that you do. So does that make you reassess kind of the trolling aspect of it and there's no lines? I don't know. I haven't thought that far, but I don't think so. Does it make you... Connor has kids and he still does his thing. I mean, I think when you explain to them, like, listen, this is a fight business.

It's like any other job. There's not one person who's ever met me and been like, oh, this kid's a scumbag. No one. You know a lot of people that know me. I'm the nicest person ever. But when it comes to business, business is different. So maybe I guess explain that to him.

I don't know. But do you care about legacy for your kid or legacy for yourself? Both. Now it changes things. If it's for your kid. Sometimes when you do those extra rounds, I see his face.

But the kids like these fucking influencers more than they do the fucking fighters. Wait, you're saying in training? Yeah, sometimes when the rounds are getting hard, I look at i look at him like yo like he's gonna have to see me fight like you know i want to win so he pushes me harder oh yeah 100 and dude there's a weird feeling like what do you put your kid on your chest and there's no one there bro it's like weird feeling it's like a pretty good skin to get skin right get the heart primitive feeling bro so then it just gets you right is your mom mom super involved? She's so fucking excited.

I said this, that the most thing that made me the happiest is seeing how happy she is when she's with them. I mean, is this her first grant? Oh, so she's like, and it makes me happy because she goes through a lot. I like seeing that. They say that grandchildren are the gift that you

give your parents for raising you. I'm going to cry a lot. No, but they get to finally, they get to just pour love into a human being. I think it's crazy for them to see their legacy. You know what I mean? Passed down. It's a weird thing. It's crazy. And they get to have a kid without the same

responsibility. Yeah, exactly. They get to be just love. No discipline, no structure. I don't have a girl, but my baby mom is very understanding. When I'm at training camp, she knows and I go see him. She's so cool. Now, that's not public. You haven't shared.

That's probably a better... It's not because of me, though. I don't want to hide her. I don't care. She just doesn't like public stuff. I didn't get that. Did you try again? That was her. That's her she called it? Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, yeah.

So that's her. That's her, not me. Wow, man. Good for you. Crazy. Good for you. Definitely came at a crazy timing. But, you know, I guess life does weird things sometimes.

Yeah. What is that thing that people always say? There's never the perfect time? I guess so, yeah. I mean, there's a lot going on right now in my life, but... Yeah, but maybe that's good. Yeah, but maybe it's always... I control the chaos, right? It's never when you want it, but it's always on time. Do you believe in life. Yeah, but maybe that's good. Yeah, but maybe it's always... I control the chaos, right? It's never when you want it, but it's always on time.

Do you believe in God? Yeah, I do. A hundred percent. I definitely do now after all the things I went through. Really? Yeah, because I shouldn't be alive. Really? Yeah.

Rekindled your faith? A hundred percent. Yeah. I mean, someone's looking after me. For sure. Because I went through some terrible things. I don't want to get i went through some terrible things you know i don't know i don't want to get too deep because i always say i don't want to talk about this stuff you don't have to talk about anything i definitely i definitely came out the other side somehow but

you know it is what it is really yeah you find yourself praying more not praying more just believing in something higher yeah i guess so yeah that is crazy to come out of it and then have a child yeah and and i get scared because like what happens when i fall back into that well now you have another reason not to yeah i know but those are those extra two rounds where you're like all right yeah let's dig deep yeah exactly because you can't little man can't have that i know i know i dealt with it dad was, my real dad was alcoholic. And he ruined it. He was a 9-11.

And after that, he became an alcoholic. And recently, he passed on. You saw Logan was making fun of it, like a scumbag. Yeah. He called me a scumbag. But he was saying stuff about it. It looked like that hurt you. It didn't hurt me.

I just said to him, like, if you say something, it's going to be on right now. And then he was like, oh, I empathize with you. So he didn't say anything bad. But I was like, say something. Watch what happens. So it was about to get hot. Really? Yeah. But he's like, oh, I empathize with you. He didn't say anything bad, but I was like, say something. Watch what happens. It was about to get hot. He's smart because he's scared of me. He knows that I would kill him. He's not dumb.

He's admitted it before. In a real fight, I would kill him. When I said that, he changed his demeanor. He was like, oh, I empathize with you. This and that. I was like, yeah, say something. Watch. What has changed? You went through a point in time when your knee was all fucked up where you couldn't kill people.

You had the ability to. But the reality is there might be a guy with no fucking experience at all. And because you're hobbling around, could catch you, drop you. You go from this point where you're walking around the city and you're looking at pretty much every dude. And you're going, there's a 99% chance that if we start wrestling I could probably tap him out I imagine is that I think even one like that's the thing that fits me off even one like I was I mean obviously it's hard but I probably could still maybe you could but there's also a chance where maybe you could yeah I mean

at least I was good through your mind yeah so I can't imagine what's starting to happen to your psyche like do you start feeling insecure do I'm not insecure because I was just... I don't know. When you're a fighter, bro, I could have one leg, one arm. I'm still like, I'm that guy. And alcohol helps that. Alcohol gives you that confidence

that you're the fucking man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're not... I mean, look at the guys that drink, they get knocked out. It just gives you that confidence. And then plus you're doing other shit and it's just like, yeah.

I don't know. But you're right, though. Have you felt insecure about other things? I think like, yeah, I don't know. But you're right though. Have you felt insecure about other things? I think we all do, right? 100% we do. Yeah, I mean, everybody has insecurities, but- And is that weird? Cuz most people feel insecure and then they don't have this-

Spotlight. Not even spotlight, they don't have a nuclear option, which is sometimes good. The people who feel insecure often wanna, they either internalize that insecurity and they want to hurt themselves or they project that insecurity on other people. They want to hurt other people, right? So, but a lot of times those people don't have the ability to hurt other people.

A fighter does. And you see some of these fighters, they go out and they're getting in fucking bar fights or they knock some guy out. I don't think that's right. I mean, I wouldn't hurt an innocent person, but like sometimes I would say, yeah, maybe I was drunk and some guy was talking shit to me. There was one time a guy was like, rich dude buying 42.

He was a Muslim. He didn't drink. He would just buy it and pour it. He was pouring it. I swear, that was his thing. And he poured it on my shoes. And I just fucking went after him. Yeah, that's so crazy.

Yeah, I got into a fight with the whole Rangers team, actually. Really? I think it was the Rangers or it was the Oilers. So we're at the club and— Dude, hockey dudes like to party. But no, they get to fight. You know what I like about them? Because it's part of the game.

Yeah, so like the owner—it was a bounce. Yeah. So the owner introduced me to his brother, and his girl was there, and his girl was on the side. And the guy kept bumping into her, and I went like, yo, bro, watch out. You know, it's a girl. And then he did it again. So I kind of like pushed him, and he was like, yo, what the watch out. You know, it's a girl. And then he did it again. So I kind of like pushed him. And he was like, yo, what the fuck?

So this time, now I know. Don't let anybody get close. So he came. And I fucking just tossed this dude into a fight. And then his whole team came. And they tried to attack me. And I took a vodka bottle. I was like, yo, whoever's coming close, I'm whacking.

It's going. And we started just like fighting. And then the driver that drove me home drove them home. They were like, yo, that was awesome. They loved it. They were all cool about it. The hockey dudes. Yeah, they love it

and the coolest thing about them is that like most people don't know that they're hockey players when they go to the club yeah there's like they can look like normal fucking white dudes at party so they get to be in the club anonymous and they go after it a basketball player's in the club yeah seven feet everybody knows who the fuck they are the thing is he's like he's bumping into a woman like he's shit-faced drunk and i was like bro come on of course he was being an asshole i was like yo come on and then he tried to, he was being an asshole. So I was like, yo, come on. And then he tried to come towards me in an aggressive way. No, I'm not saying you did anything wrong.

I'm just saying they might have the perfect level of fame and money. The thing is, I don't know about fame. I have no idea any of those guys are. But that's the fun. You got all the money. Think about it. When you go out now to a bar, people know who you are. If you act like an asshole, TMZ, whatever.

People will fuck with you just to be, whatever. A hockey dude, you think that's just a frat dude, but he's got 10 million in the fucking bank. He's playing a professional sport. They might have figured out athlete fame. But doesn't every athlete want to be famous? Just pick an unpopular sport and you got it. Stop taking it out. I got two in.

Yeah, but you're a savage, bro. Also, I'm drinking. I just dropped it in the fucking tequila. Oh, that'll help. It makes it. Anyway, okay. Also, I'm drinking. I just dropped it in the fucking tequila. Oh, that'll help. It makes it. Yeah, it makes it. Yeah, that'll help. Anyway. Okay. What is the most-

It's starting to do a therapy session. What is the most proud moment of your life? This is a hard one. I can't answer. I don't know. Maybe winning a world championship. First one? Yeah.

Because you did it, what? It was four times. Four times. Yeah, and then I won the Pan Ams at Black Belt, and then I didn't really compete too much at Black Belt. Okay. the first brown belt world championship yeah and the kid that i tapped twice has won the world's at black belt five times i i said uh gabriel arches you probably went on there's a bunch of guys i beat who won the world's league of black belt okay so you win in that moment yeah after the victory,

the first moment you're by yourself, what is that feeling? Dude, it's like, I'd never done heroin, but I can imagine that's what it feels like. Do you finally feel fulfilled? That's like the kind of serotonin or dopamine rush that is so,

I can't wait for it again when I knock Logan out. That's just that feeling of just, but do you think knocking Logan out will give you that same feeling? I think it will, because I haven't fought in so long. It's just that. So being back to a fight. I love competition. But explain that feeling. But do you think knocking Logan out will give you that same feeling? I think it will because I haven't fought in so long. It's just that. So being back to a fight.

I love competition. But explain that feeling. Explain that to people. It's literally like the best opening. I can't explain. It's just amazing. Are you proud of the work you put in? Yeah, just everything, bro.

Your body's beat up, but you just feel so good. Were you with Marcelo? Yeah, I was. Do you have a moment with him at all? Do you guys hug and fucking embrace? At the time, it was my best friend, my ex- him at all do you guys like hug and fucking embrace at the time it was my best friend my ex-best friend

and like it was just like such a great moment and then your mom's so proud of you everybody's proud of you and it's just like was your dad there no me and my dad

had a weird relationship but he would watch you know he was drinking at the time so I didn't really associate with him too much so your mom is going crazy yeah it's just

everybody your best friend is going crazy you know it is too because like at the time some I mean they believe in me but not everybody's like

oh this guy's in one of the worlds and stuff like that so it's like a cool feeling to prove people wrong so you think of wrestling sorry can I ask you a question about drinking

you said you're gonna drink again at some point yeah why if it's in your I love booze because I also I love booze it's awesome

because I also have it in my genetics and I have family members who drank stopped and were like I just want to prove to myself I'm not an alcoholic and I can drink. The thing is, the hardest part is I love drinking. I really do love it.

I mean, it makes— You don't love drinking. You love what it provides. And it is nice because it— This is like a rehab. No. Because honestly, I think there's—we talk about this on the pod, like there's utility to alcohol. Like, I think alcohol allows people to connect.

You can have that drink and go home and not drink. I'm not like that. You like to go after it. Which is why I asked my question. I used to go to the bar and I ordered 30 shots for everybody. I would do it at every bar. I ordered 30, 40 shots. I just got everybody drunk.

Were you that way before the injuries? No, I was more of a sipper. I used to do the fake in the club, put my tongue on it and pretend I was drinking. Drake taught me that. I asked him one time, because usually whenever I meet someone that's very high up, I always ask him

it was that excess. I was like, dude, how do you deal with the alcohol and controlling things? He was like, you know what? Tomorrow I have to do something or I have a studio or I have a song I have to make. He he goes when these guys give me drinks right over the shoulder he goes he goes i forget this is a long time ago he was like you just gotta know when you have to like do your own like you have to do your shit every successful person is like that yeah where the priority in their life yeah is the success and the drive some of the best advice i ever got

and instead you just lost 30 shots and you just drank them all. Yeah, I know. Why don't you just say no instead of making a mess? People make it a whole thing. It's hard. The vibe gets fucked up.

And you want the vibe. You want the energy. The whole reason you're there is for the social camaraderie. And if you're opting out, then everyone's like, wait, you're faking it? It's so hard.

I was doing that in my 20s because I was driving. So it's like, no, I cannot keep doing these shots.'ll be like yeah let's go Scott and do that I used to do the one where I would take it but then leave it and I throw it in the little ice thing yeah and then it got to a point where I was just taking everything and then you gotta make you gotta make the face after yeah everybody else is drunk no one knows but that is true you look at the people who are uber successful, and I imagine in your run, when you were just winning world championships, I can't imagine you were partying. I didn't start drinking until I was 23. There you go.

Of course. Dude, I was thinking about this fucking yesterday. It's so weird that we're talking about this now. I didn't drink from 21 to like 30. Really? 10 years I didn't drink. When we met. I don't think I'm where I'm at today.

You don't drink because of religion, right? No, I had alcoholism in my family, but also it just didn't seem like it was worth it. You don't think you would be where you were without it? No. I don't think that I wouldn't be successful, but what alcohol steals

from you is the next day sometimes. I used to get hangovers for two, three days. Exactly. Now you can't train. Not even training, your body can't recover. I don't know about you, but I used to get hangovers for two, three days. Exactly. Now you can't train. Yeah. Now you can't. Not even training, your body can't recover. I don't know about you, but I used to get the worst anxiety. Mm-hmm. Dude.

Because of drinking or before? I think I had the anxiety when I was drinking. Yes. And I think it just amplifies in the morning. You know what helps with anxiety? More drinking. Alcohol, yeah. And then the morning, and you're like, oh, shit.

I don't drink before I go on stage. Yeah, never. Never. Not a single drink. Really? And then afterwards, I'll have one, and I think it's like the quickest way

to like decompress. Not if I'm doing like a spot in the city, but like a big show. And it's fun to like get into the vibe, but, and that camaraderie

you were talking about, Mark, like just being out with everybody and celebrating. It's so nice. It is so fun. Pacino said this. It was a quote.

He said, they asked him, what's your favorite part about acting? In the back of the day, they used to say like the drink after. So that was like the thing. Pacino said this. It was a quote. He said, they asked him, what's your favorite part about acting? In the back of the day, they used to say the drink after. So that was the thing. Because we accomplish something. You accomplish something as a group.

And I think that's the cool thing about, especially with martial arts, is that you can't train alone. With jujitsu, there's a guy that's trying to choke you out every day. And because of that, you can get good. So that victory isn't yours. I know. It's everybody. You don't do it yourself. And you see it with the good teams, especially in MMA, like with Izzy's team.

Can you imagine the pressure of being him? Yeah, I know. He's fucking, yeah, he deals a lot, man. He's fucking. Sustaining that. Yeah, it's tough. That's the thing. Like guys at his level, Conor's level, like everybody can give you advice.

Or Jon Jones. Like you can give advice to those people, but you haven't, not you. Fighters is hard too because they're just animals. Bro,

imagine what you need up here to get in the ring when someone's going to try to kill you. That's what I'm saying. So to have that perspective, imagine taking yourself from this primal war state

to just, I need to be a normal person. Yeah. It's hard. That's why fighters, it's just like, we're crazy. Mike Tyson, all these guys, bro, it's just... But look what these guys do eventually afterwards.

Mike Tyson, it feels like his life afterwards has been trying to remove those primal instincts that made him so successful. Control the monster. He talks about it all the time. Yeah, I don't know, man. Have you met Mike at all? I was supposed to.

I was supposed to fly to Vegas to do a show, but they wanted me to come for one day. And then he went and he fell on my knee. I was like, no, I'm good. But I always wanted to be Mike. That'd be awesome. Why do you think that we all have so much admiration? The rock follows you.

Okay. That's my fucking childhood. That's the reason I am. Are you a wrestling guy? Dude, I grew up on that attitude area. You're crazy. Why do you think I talk all this shit? I talk.

Okay, so who are your guys? Growing up? Yeah. DX. I was a rock. Rock. So you come up in Rock era? Nothing before?

Bro, when me and my friends used to argue, because they used to be on TV of Rock and Austin and the pay-per-views, I thought it was real. I swear to God. I used to be like, yo, Rock's in a way. I thought it was a real fight. And then when I found out it was fake, I stopped watching. And then I started going to MMA, obviously. But I loved wrestling.

I was an Attitude Era guy. I loved everybody. I mean, Stone Cold. The Rock was my guy. The Rock took over. You and your friends ever do like, hey, man, what do you want to eat and then you go it doesn't matter bro we went to the wwe and it was actually me and him and they gave us like ray mysterio gave us front row tickets right and then they were like go we just got there he was like go they

want you to come to back to meet him and he's just telling us stories and stories he's like you guys want to watch the rest i was like no i was. I was like, I want to hang out with you. Yeah, dude, we got to hang out with Triple H. Fucking Vince McMahon was there. All the wrestlers. That guy impresses me. That guy fucking impresses me. Dude, he is the nicest human being.

Triple H or? Triple H Mysterio. Oh, Rey Mysterio. Yeah. Dude, I never, he was like, whatever I need, he introduced me to everybody. If you want this, that, like here, I'll bring you to this guy. Like, dude, he was so nice. I think we're on our third Rey Mysterio by now, though.

We don't really know. We don't, though. We don't really know. We don't really know. We don't really know. That's a good-ass place. But he had his mask off and everything. Shit move, bro. Shit move. Dude, he was so cool.

It was actually like a... He brought me back to my childhood. Okay, nicest celebrity that you met or the person that you met and you're like, wow, you lived up to the expectation of you. Logan Paul. Connor. Connor, of course. Connor's the fucking man. Yeah love connor uh drake it was

isn't it fucking nice when you admire somebody and then you meet them and you're like i see why you are where you are but there's some people that you meet you're like it's hard fucking scumbag it's fucking yeah even and even as a guy who will always take shots at drake there's no question he belongs exactly no but have you ever like talked no question no he's like the nicest dude it seems like a brilliant yeah he was like yo take my number if you ever met him? No. He's like the nicest dude ever. He seems like a brilliant dude. Yeah, he was like, yo, take my number if you ever want to like up and talk about shit. I was like, dude, that's awesome. You're so nice.

It's a really smart way to approach a guy like him. But you hang out in the city a lot. You ever met Leo? No. He's also a very cool guy. He's more like, you know. So that's the thing with these guys that have been famous since they're young. He's what?

I know him 10 years. Oh, yeah. But that's another thing with these guys that have been famous since they're young. He's what? I know him 10 years. Oh, yeah. But that's another thing with these guys that are famous since they're young. Leo's been famous since he's, what, 15 or 16 years old or something like that? He's a little bit harder to— But you know what? I give him respect because after my dad's funeral, I took his two brothers out. And I told him about it.

And I was like, oh, it's his two brothers. And he was giving them shots. And they were obviously surgery because they don't go out. They're older guys. And they were having the best time of their life. And he gave them a moment, which he didn't go out. They're older guys. And they were having the best time of their life. And he gave them a moment, which he didn't have to. You know what I mean?

As who he is, obviously, they're going to be like, and going through what they were going through. And he was giving them shots. He's like, I'm sorry about this. And he was so nice. And I was like, any upcoming fighter I introduce him to, he always gives them the time. Tells them about MMA. He's a really, really good dude. Really?

Yeah, he's awesome. You never met him? No. And I love hearing stories about people. He's a really, really good dude. Really? Yeah, he's awesome. You've never met him? No, and I love hearing stories about people. Yeah. Because it is so easy to be nice to somebody, especially when you have a little bit more fame and clout because the smallest thing means so much more. Yeah. So when people are famous and assholes.

I think it's when you know someone that knows them and they kind of introduce you that they're a little bit more okay with it. I think if you're just some random dude that just vetted. You probably deal with that too. Some random guy tries to be your... I try to make sure that that moment I am the nicest that I can be, especially

if they come genuine. They're coming up to me like, hey man, I love what you do. I listen to you. I watch all your clips. That means a lot to me. And that's the only reason why we have this. I'm like that too. If someone's like, I'm a big fan. I'll be like. I watch all your clips. That means a lot to me. Yeah, of course. And that's the only reason why we have this. I'm like that, too. If someone's like, yo, I'm a big fan. I'm like, yo, I'll buy you a shot. You ever turn down a picture or anything?

You know, I don't. That's a yes. I actually don't. But, like, sometimes when I'm not in a good mood and I'm, like, walking to training or something, like, maybe I have. But I try not to. I try not to, you know, because it makes them so happy. And nowadays, guys are, like, freaking out, like, I'm fucking The Rock. I'm like, I can't, like, let this guy down.

He's a grown-ass man. Yeah. Screaming and, like, fanboying. I can't turn him around. Well, that's the other thing. It's like, you know, as a dude, it's a vulnerable thing to walk up to another dude and give him praise. Like, a lot of guys have ego. But I remember being that guy.

And I'm still that guy for certain people. No, but I liked it. Dude, if I met The Rock, I'd probably be like—I probably wouldn't be able to talk. Yeah. Dude, I idolized him growing up. Like, I thought he was—that's why I— What Conor did with MMA, I think The Rock did. Well, Stone Cold helped him.

I'm not saying that Stone Cold didn't also, but the way that The Rock became larger than the sport. Yeah. Like, The Rock is now the biggest movie star. Yeah. There haven't been a lot of I mean like the reason I talk so much is because him because I grew up watching him Like I probably wouldn't be like how I am Like my banter and everything would have be the same if I didn't watch him growing up Like he has such an influence on me like from on a hold

I was for how many years watching him on TV. I love that shit. Did you get the book? I had everything. I remember we lined up to go meet him. He was signing his book at Tower. This is how old I am. Tower Books. Remember in the city? I went to go meet the Hardy Boys.

I waited in line for the Hardy Boys. I have a picture of Jeff. Why do you think that we're so drawn to wrestling figures? I think back then. Now these guys are cheesy as fuck. I wouldn't say that. I think that there's guys like- The only guy now is L.A. Knight.

Back then, there weren't that many guys that were outspoken and like with the bio. L.A. Knight is a man. Are you guys watching? No. L.A. Knight, bro? No. He's the biggest pop-up. Jinder Mahal is my guy.

Oh, stop it. He's in NXT now Mahal is my guy. Oh, stop it. He's in NXT now. That's my guy. But I think that's why we liked wrestling back in the day because there really wasn't social media. There wasn't that many people. Can you play the sound because it's a YouTube video? Yeah, we'll play it. And we didn't have as many entertainment options.

Yeah. That's a good point. Do you guys want to fucking drink and chill? This is like a fucking hangout. This is awesome. This is the greatest hang on. I just feel like this is not all going to be like, it's going to cut. This is the greatest hang. You want to fucking drink and chill? I feel bad. This is like a fucking hangout. This is awesome. This is the greatest hang. I just feel like this is not all going to be like, it's going to get cut. This is the greatest hang. Do you want to watch three hours of this?

Yes. On the internet. Really? Yes. And then they'll get to know who you really are. Yeah. And you will see the reaction. Did you see fucking Joe's thing on me?

That's actually the first thing that comes up. What did he say? Can you play this out? Yeah, I can pop it up. It's my laptop. Me and Joe were really close, you know? And then he doesn't have me on. It's messed up.

He did give me eight tickets front row to his fucking show at MSG. Because he's the fucking man. Eight tickets. Yeah. Eight is a big ass. Eight is a big ass. I was scared to send it. But he's not a striker.

He's an elite grappler. His grappling is fucking amazing. I mean, he's really fucking good. Yeah. On the ground, he's sensational. Feels good, huh? That kid has some fucking serious jiu-jitsu. I mean, he's really fucking good. On the ground, he's sensational. Feels good, huh? That kid has some fucking serious jiu-jitsu. Feels good, huh?

Buddy, I'm getting my ass handed to me in these prize picks. 0-3, baby. That's what I'm talking about, bro. Sing lock is broken. What did we say? We said just do the opposite of what you do. Yo, that is honestly the move. So don't change anything.

I'm going to keep. Keep your sing locks. Yes, 100%. And then the audience watching or listening right now should know that and then choose the opposite. There's actually a great Seinfeld episode about this. Don't bring up Seinfeld. I hate to do this to you. Don't you dare bring up Seinfeld.

It's 100%. It's the opposite. It's a great classic Seinfeld episode. One of my favorites. Give me damn picks right now. I'm keeping the same ass locks I had as last week. Travis Kelsey and Justin Jefferson. More or less than half of a touchdown, meaning they get one touchdown.

I'm keeping it more. Both of them again. I'm running it back. Okay. I fucked up last week. I don't know how Travis Kelsey didn't catch one with Taylor Swift in New York. I know how. Ryan Reynolds was there.

I know how. Blake Lively was there. How? That pressure got to him. Pressure got to him. Well, I'm trusting the next game. Okay, that's fair enough. Okay, what else you got?

Those are the two. Travis Kelsey, Justin Jefferson, both. And they're playing each other. Okay, guys, if you go to prizepicks.com, you get a 100% deposit matchup to $100 with the promo code SHULTS. That's S-C-H-U-L-C. That means you put in 100, you get 100 matched by PrizePicks. So make sure you go do that right now.

Get your picks in. Plenty more options for you to pick from. Hit that more or less. Go with your gut. Go with your saying lock. Go with your Schultz-y lock. Whatever you need to do, but go with it. Get that bread and use Schultz.

Now let's get back to the show. We need him to cut a promo. Ask him why Dylan Dennis is going to beat Logan Paul. Okay. Dude, this is good. You're on camera. Why? Why? Get the mic close.

Hold on. You can take it out if you want to. This is your moment. This is your rock moment. Okay. Come on. Get over here. Get over here.

Come on. Get over here. Come over here. Come over here. Stand right here. Take Alex's seat. You're doing so good. Why don't you fucking do it?

Stand right here. We have him. How's the light? Okay. And ask him the question so you can tee him up. Okay. Why is Dylan Danis going to beat Logan Paul? In a fight, in a real fight, nothing unravels quicker to a fighter when they realize they're in a fight with someone tougher than what they appeared the fight was going to be.

And Logan, he has no clue. He's got no clue like what he's doing, how tough Dylan is, how trained he is, who he's training with, who his coaches are. That's a mystery to the whole world. No one knows that shit. So, like... No, you're not doing this again. How are you doing in the room? Go, do your other shit, bro. Come on, we practiced this.

You trying again? You want to try it again? Try it again. Try it again. Do the one you did. Do the mic thing again. We're keeping this in, but we're going to do it again.

Okay, ready? Ready, ready? You want us in? Do you want to fake Rolex? Do you want to fake Rolex? Okay. Okay, ready? You got this. You were in the room, and we're going to do it again. Okay, ready? Ready, ready? You want us in? Do you want to fake Rolex? Do you want to fake Rolex? Okay. You got this. You got this. We are on your side.

You can scream. You can do whatever you want. This is your fucking moment. And why is Dylan Danis going to beat Logan Paul? In a fight, nothing unravels quicker for a fighter when they're in a fight tougher than what they think it's going to be.

And he has no clue what Dylan's doing nowadays. He doesn't know who he's training with, how his training's going. I can't take him serious with the magician thumb. It's the magician thumb. I can't take it serious. I feel like he's going to make a napkin disappear. I got to sit down over there.

You also said the exact same thing, fighter. I need the WWE. There we go to me. Go. Go with the WWE thing. He's a fake fighter. I need the WWE. There we go. There we go. Go with the WWE thing. He's a real fighter. He needs a sunglass. Okay, you want the sunglasses?

Where are my sunglasses? Hey, I like his advice. I think this is a good advice. Where are my sunglasses? That's what he needs. Do what he's telling you. Do that WWE thing. Do the WWE promo.

Do you want to walk out? Cut a promo, baby. You can walk out. Yeah, you can walk out. Yeah, walk out. can walk out yeah come on this is your moment here is it get millions of you fucking got we got your back we're gonna get millions of views ready ready go

why let's go why oh now I'm feeling it why now I'm feeling it why is WWE gonna beat

Logan Paul in a fight god damn it dude what the fuck cut a promo cut a promo he's a fucking fake fighter and this motherfucker

fought his whole life come on he's fought for everything he's earned go go yeah go you got this okay come on bro alright how about this one do this one do this one He's fought for everything he's earned. Go. Go.

Go. You got this. Okay. Come on, bro. All right, how about this one? Do this one. Do this one. Why is Logan Paul going to beat Dylan Dennis?

Oh. Why is Logan Paul going to beat Dylan Dennis? Oh, man. These are the people you got in your corner, bro. Go on, bro. Go on, son. You got this. You've done this in the room a thousand times. Yo, just like this in the room.

Forget it. Forget he's. It's in the room. You got it. Yo, just like it's in the room. Forget it. Forget he's here. Ready? Why is Dylan Danis a proud member of the LGBTQ community? Okay, well, no, no, not that question. Don't ask him. Ask him the other one that you were doing. The other one was good.

The other question. Okay, okay, okay. Can it be any question that I have? Yeah. It can be any question I have. You got to answer it. Cut the promo. Stop with the fucking training and this shit.

Say he's a fucking real fighter. Come on got to answer it. Cut the promo. Don't stop with the fucking training and this shit. Say he's a fucking real fighter. Come on. Jesus. Cut the promo. Cut the promo. This is hilarious. He's like, who cares about who I'm training with? Go.

Why does Dylan Danis have the longest foreskin in Jiu-Jitsu? Oh, yeah. Bro, that's Gi Jiu-Jitsu right there. That is Gi. That's my boy. That's my boy. You got to grab that foreskin. Bro, that's gi jiu-jitsu right there. That is gi jiu-jitsu. That's not fun. That's not fun. You got to grab that force, kid. Bro, come on.

Come on. Talk, you. Use questions. Can't go about his Armenian pound balance. Come on, go. I have to have the questions. All right, go. Okay, okay, ready?

I'm about to start drinking again. Jesus Christ. I might relapse. I'm about to start drinking.. Jesus Christ. I might relapse. I'll start drinking. Ready? Ready? Here we go. Here we go.

Why is Dylan Danis going to beat Logan Paul? Yeah. October 14th, Dylan Danis is going to beat Logan Paul's ass because Logan doesn't have anyone writing the script. This is WWE. Let's go! Let's go! Let's fucking go!

So he can't influence the outcome of the fight. Oh! Bing! Bing! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go! That was it. Let's go! Jesus Christ! Oh, shit! I could have hit him, but it was fire. I got goosebumps. I got goosebumps. That's gold! He's cooking! That was it! He's cooking! Jesus Christ! Oh shit! I could've hit him, but it was fire.

I got goosebumps. I got goosebumps. Jesus! You can't influence! Oh shit, put that thing back in and continue to say anything else. Anything else you need to say. What the Ninja Turtle? Oh, cook!

There you go. That was it right there. That's the one. Jesus Christ, he can't influence the outcome of this fight. Here we go. Bars, dude. That was bars, dude. I couldn't hear what you were saying in between, but it right there. Jesus Christ. He can't influence the outcome of this fight. Here we go. Bars, dude. That was bars, dude. I couldn't hear what you were saying in between, but it sounded good. Bars.

It looked good. That was a battle rap right there. Hey, Maul right there, bro. It took me a while. It took me a while. Nah, but you got it. The joke's loosened me up, so I appreciate it. I told you it's hard when you have a camera on you, right?

And I went in our bedroom. He's Andrew Schultz. He's a big deal. Hey, I'm not going to lie. That last one, that last one, because the first ones, you scripted the last one.

I think it was also ripped. That fucking came from your heart, bro. John, you're next. Cool ass dude. I was doing a movie and then everybody hated it. And then I was like, I'm not going to, and then everybody hated it. Are you a good actor? I'm not going to.

No. No? It's harder. I always thought about that. Dude, I don't want to admit it's hard, but it is hard. What kind of movie was it? It's also so boring. No, this was like a drama.

Oh, okay. It's like a Wild West. All right, tell me that my family just died. Okay. But don't laugh. Okay. And then make it serious, like be real. Can we do something else?

Okay. Why'd you make it a scene? Because you said it was a drama. Let's do Scarface. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Scarface. Oh, shit.

Am I Scarface? No, you got to be the girl. You got to be the, what's her name? No, I'm Chico. Oh, the brother that always tries to get pussy? No, his boy that calms him down. Chico. He's his boy.

That's not his brother? No, Chico. It's not his brother, but it's his best friend. Oh, his best friend who fucks his sister. Chico is his boy. That's not his brother? No, Chico. It's not his brother, but it's his best friend. Oh, his best friend who fucks his sister. Yeah, yeah. Go. But for love. I should be sorry for Facebook.

So what happened with my sister? What happened with my sister? Listen, Tony. No, no, no, no, Tony. Listen to me. What happened with my sister? Because I see the way my sister look. I understand that.

Like she want to stuff her face with your cock. Why are you smiling? Why are you smiling? Listen to me, Tony. Do you stuff my sister face with your cock? Listen, Tony. Why am I listening? Yeah, listen.

I cannot listen if you stuff my sister face with your cock. I love your sister like she's my sister. So I was making sure. Okay, make love to her. Don't stop her. I was bringing her home to make sure she was safe. She was drunk. And I didn't want her to drunk drive.

You gave my sister alcohol? No, I gave her right home. She was drunk at the club. And then what happened when you go home? Why she come off? I drop her off. Why she say she can't hold her shit in today? Why my sister say she can't hold her shit in today?

Because someone put a laxative in her drink. What? What kind of crazy rape they want to put a laxative in her drink. What? What kind of crazy rape they want to put on a laxative? No, I wasn't with her at the club. But what rape you use a laxative? Tony! Listen. What happened in this country where rapists are using a laxative?

She was at the club with Chi Chi, okay? I go pick her up. She needs to go home. I take her a ride, and that's it. I don't touch her. Nothing happened with my sister. I don't touch her. Nothing happened with my sister. I don't touch her. I make sure she gets home safe, Tony.

But why is she walking today saying it was eight inches a little to the left? Show it to me now. Show it to me now. I'll show it to you right now. Get it hard. Get it hard. You better get it hard. Tony, why you raise your voice to me?

Let's do a line, and we'll become friends again. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is so hard. Yo, I think we're actors, bro. That was good. I think we're actors, bro. You know what's so hard? Because he makes me laugh. He's someone with a Cuban accent. He sounds like he's the guy from Hangover.

What's that guy's name you just interviewed? Oh, Brian Cowling? Yeah, yeah. No, Brian Cowling in fucking Hangover. You sound like that. That was Brian, bro. Why couldn't you do that when you were hiding Jews, bro? Come on. Dude, I know. That's what you needed.

You got to be able to protect them. You know what it is? It's hard to think on the spot. I don't got lines. Put something on the TV so I know what to read. You did. That was... Who's your favorite comedian?

Patrice O'Neal. Who's that? You've never seen Patrice? I don't know. You would like Patrice. As a stand-up? I think he's actually a good actor. I don't know him as much as an

actor, but when Pete was coming up, he was so fucking funny. You have to understand, he was so young. He's kind of like that Matt Rife kid. He's killing it right now. Matt Rife is murdering it. Do you think he's just funny or is he just good looking? I think it's a great combination. Yeah, and his crowd work is great.

Matt's been in it for a long time. He was doing Stamps when he was like 16. Yeah, he was on like In-N-Out. Has anybody ever tried a heckling? In-N-Out? In-N-Out? What was it called? Wild-N-Out.

I was on it. This joke went over everybody. I caught it, I caught it, I caught it. Who else is there? He really stuck that. That Kill Tony thing is hard. I don't know how they do that. You have to be quick with it.

That's the best show on YouTube right now. Yeah, it's great. Kill Tony is the best show on YouTube. It's great. Is it true, the story about him, that he was worried about his voice, that he wasn't going to be a good stand-up comic? And then Rogan talked him into it because he was so funny, but he was worried about his voice not sounding good?

I never heard that. How do you know this story? I saw it on Rogan, I think. He was like, his voice wasn sounding good. I never heard that. I never heard that. How do you know this story? I just, I saw it on Rogan, I think. He was like, his voice was in a stand-up comedy voice. And then Rogan was like, dude, you're too funny. Like, you have to do it. Get out of here. I think so.

This might be all bullshit. All I know is that right now, Kill Tony clips are dominating YouTube. He's hilarious, bro. And the show is, it's like perfect for long form and short form. You can watch a minute of somebody. Yeah. And you can watch an hour and a half or however long. Shane Grill's thing

is funny as fuck. He fucking murdered it. Did you see the thing with Ric Flair on it? Bro. Dude, he got uncomfortable. I think they needed to explain to Ric what the show was. He was like, I don't like to put people down and it was really awkward. I felt bad for him to be honest. It looked really, really, really weird. And then they were making jokes and he was like, I'm out of here.

I just think he didn't get the show. He might not be all there. And I think he was like, I'm out of here. I just think he didn't get the show. He might not be all there. And I think he was like, I'm going to bed. It got to the point of must-see television where people tune in the moment it drops. That shit is.

It's so good. And also, David Lucas and Tony's banter is like, what late-night hosts used to have with their co-hosts, David Lucas and Tony's banter is like what what like late night hosts used to have with their co-hosts. This is that on ecstasy. You know what I mean? Like the late night hosts, they have to be kind of polite

to the person they're doing banter with. These motherfuckers are being savages. Now it's just like, who cares about getting canceled? Just fucking say what you're going to say. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's awesome to see what they built. And that's another thing is like people are going to find that show now. Would you ever do skit stuff?

Like SNL? Yeah. I mean like skits I think are awesome. Would they ever come for you for SNL? Would I do SNL? Yeah.

You're a New York guy. I wouldn't want to be a cast member on SNL. He has too many Asian accents out there. Ha! No, I just, I don't want to do

the sketches on SNL. I have no interest in that. Zero. Have they have no interest in that when I was young in my career I got asked to audition for SNL but now I'm just like no I understand the show is like an institution in New York so there's like part of you that goes like

oh wow hosting SNL that means a lot to us as New Yorkers but just being an actor on it, it's not something that interests me. But Dylan, you gotta do stand-up, bro. Fuck that. Scared?

Because if no one laughs, you're fucked. What do you do? You learn how to cope with that. Especially me. It wouldn't be some up-and-comer that gets roasted. It'd be like Dylan Danis gets fucking annihilated. Oh, you would have to deal with the repercussions of bombing. Bro, that's hard. Yeah, the good thing—

You gonna write my jokes? I would help you. If you wanted to do a minute, I would help you. Do you write jokes? Like for other people? Yeah. No. But I would do it for you.

Like we could work on something funny. Yeah. You didn't give him any lines. You gave Logan all his lines. When he did the monologue. I said that in the thing. You know that, right? No, I never gave Logan lines.

He was like, what do you mean? Like, what's bad about getting lines? I don't know what he said. In the face of face. I was like, Andrew Schultz writes all your shit. No, I didn't write anything for him. He wrote for the monologue on his episode. I'm being dead ass.

I didn't write anything for him. When he did the monologue here on the show. Yeah. Of course. But like, when he's doing yours, no. Again, you have to understand, like, I told Logan the same thing that I told you. But you're closer with him, right? I'm closer to him probably than I'm closer to you, but we still talk.

I told Logan that too, and I said, listen, what I want to do is I want you both to make the most money on this fight. At this point, I didn't know that you weren't getting a piece. So I told him, I was like, listen, I want to have you on and I want to have Dylan on. We've been trying to get you on for fucking... Stop it. Wow. Are you going to cap right now? I'm not going to cap. Come on. You're hard to deal with. Are I want to have Dylan on. We've been trying to get you on for fucking... Stop it. Wow. Are you going to cap right now? I'm not going to cap.

Come on. You're hard to deal with. Are you going to cap right now? You big dick me all the time. Are you going to cap right now? You big dick me all the time. Have an honest moment. For the kids, I fight.

You were like, no, no, no, you're not going to fight. And then after you... Did you fight? I asked you to come on. Did you fight? I asked you to come on when I said... Did you fight? I asked you to come on.

Did you fight? Yes. I asked you to come on after the fight? Yes I asked you to come on After the locator You were like You're not gonna fight No No I didn't say that

I said Are you really gonna fight? It's a big deal I do big numbers anyway I don't care about the numbers Stop we don't care about that shit What I care about is Don't back him up

No we don't care about that shit Someone had my back You had my back No what's most important is Bro I just got a hook Made up of the porn star I didn't pull through Come on

Which one which one Which way you or him One of you guys I think you did Yeah you didn't pull through. Come on. Which one? Which one? Which one? You or him? One of you guys. No, not me. You did. Was he? Yeah. You didn't pull through.

Shorty we had way back in the day. Daisy Taylor? No. Might have been Daisy Taylor. We got to hook you up with Daisy Taylor. You would love Daisy Taylor. We got you with Daisy Taylor. Hey, listen.

Way back in the day. Hey, listen. He said and? Don't do it. He said and. Listen. Don't do it. He said and.

Listen. Don't do it. Listen. And I told her. I'm like, yo, she's charging. I was like, what you want to do? Would you fuck Hulk Hogan with the... Wait, what? The answer, what do you want to do? Would you fuck Hulk Hogan with the... Wait, what?

The answer is yes. Would you fuck Hulk Hogan? Absolutely, brother. Would you fuck Hulk Hogan with the pussy or would you fuck Megan Fox with the dick? This is actually a fantastic hypothetical. Okay. All-time hypothetical. Head?

Head is different. Head is... Let's do head because fuck is different. No, fuck. No different no fuck no but fuck no you gotta fuck a pussy so you're gonna fuck whole coke you're a fucking asshole let's do head because head is where everybody really gets on board okay well make it fox's face obviously you're gonna go make it box but i'm talking about fucking that's what i'm talking about my boy so okay that's what i'm talking about just answer the question i'm talking about my boy

answer the question so head you would take head from a trans woman over a woman that looked like Hulk Hogan? Yes. Head. Just head. What would you do? Fuck. I don't know. That's disgusting.

Yeah. That is the most progressive thing you've ever said. But the thing is, I'm attracted to women. But look, if it's a woman. If you look like a woman and you're just getting dumb, whatever. Yeah, but Hulk Hogan, even though he has a pussy. A pussy with that handlebar mustache? So what would you do? That's crazy. just getting done, whatever. Yeah, but Hulk Hogan, even though he has a pussy. A pussy with that handlebar mustache?

So what would you do? That's crazy. No, you got to get the top. No, but you have the fuck. But now let's switch it, if you have the fuck. I'll bust Hulk Hogan down. Yeah.

I think you got it. I'll bust him down. All right, what would you do? Well, you don't have to worry about Hulk Hogan, I don't think. Make a fuck? I don't think Hulk wants much to do with it. He said make a fuck? No, I asked him to hook me up with a porn star I tried

But I told you You didn't want to pay Oh I had to pay? How much? I'll pay that Yes I did I paid for that For one night?

I told you that We're talking crazy right now Yes, I did. I paid for that. Oh, okay. I paid for one night. I told you that. You didn't tell me the price. You did not say this. We're talking crazy right now. He's trying to distract from the fact that we asked him to come on a while ago, and he didn't come on. Now, you had legit reason. I would do that price. Don't let him distract.

You had legit reason initially. What? Your family stuff going on. That's why I was like, whatever. Totally cool. After I said, I'm going to fight Logan, and I said, can I come on? No, I'm talking post-Logan. The second was announced.

Then you told me the... I was like, yeah, whatever. That's priority. You handle that, obviously. Then some other little fucking gay shit. What are you talking about? I don't know. Isn't there something? Isn't there something gay? Between me and you?

Don't tell them. They're not my type, bro. Don't tell them, bro. Should we act out a scene? I'm going to get roasted. I want to know the second time what happened. What did? It wasn't there two times he was supposed to come on? I think it was twice. Yeah,'t there two times he was supposed to come on? I think it was twice.

Yeah, there was two times he was supposed to come on. He canceled on this guy. He got to put him in his place. Oh, shit. This guy's an animal. This guy's an absolute animal. Please go, Ed. I know. We're supposed to be boys, bro.

We are, but he's soft punches right now. You know he is like he's soft punches right now you know he is I go back with it I'm good he gave you permission he gave you permission are we about to fucking Ariel Hawane me?

nah let's just talk about something fun I thought you and Ariel have a great banter are you going to go hard on me right now? no I'm saying he's been's what he was saying. No, I'm saying he's been nice. What I'm saying is we like you. Yes.

Oh, you know I love you. No. What? You're my guy. What? He's my favorite, but you're my second. Hey! Yes, buddy.

Have you paid for pussy before? Of course. Oh, hell yeah. I mean, what country? I never paid for pussy, but I think I've gotten. Oh, shut up. Rub and tug? Shut up. Okay, rub and tug. I see I have. Stop it. I think I've gotten a rub and tug. Shut up.

Okay, rub and tug. I see you. I have. Stop. You think you've gotten a rub and tug? Who forgets? I mean, who hasn't paid for pussy before? Yeah, I know, right?

Who hasn't? I don't know, because I'm going to get fucking roasted for this. Why is that roast? Because I'm not already down with the girls. This is not helping my cause. What do you mean? Because they're all fucking against me right now. Why are they against you?

I'm not saying I could pay for pussy. I'm never going to get a fucking girlfriend again. But why are they against you? Because I'm a fucking misogynist that's just they're all fucking against me right now i'm saying i put your paper pussy i'm never going to get a fucking why are they against you because i'm a fucking massage is bullying a girl wherever it is no but if you say you pay for pussy now you're going to win over all the sex workers there you go you're a pro so they're on my side an independent business woman yeah that's all that is good i mean win them back over because they were upset at you why you see logan's thing with the threesome i had in London? The girl said she stuck a finger in my ass. That shit was fire, right? No, she tried. Oh, yeah. Bro, same. I don't want to figure it out.

I'm getting head. I'm fucking figuring that out. It's not my favorite thing. But if she gets down there, then it's fine. I'm not on all fours. But here's the thing. It was just funny that he posted that. But playing with the ass feels fun? I'm a girl. Leave my ass. I'm not going to say no. Here's the thing. I've had a- I don't know if it's just funny that he posted that. But playing with the ass feels fun. I'm a girl.

Leave my ass. I'm not going to say no. No, here's the thing. I don't want to go down there. I was scared to fucking let a girl do it because I was like, I don't know if I want to like this. That's what I said to her. I was like, I'm not prepared for this or not. Yeah, I'm not prepared for afterwards.

But then she put it out there. The threesome was great, though, for my birthday. It was a birthday gift? I don't know. It was something. Was it you, her, and her finger? What was the threesome? It was her, another girl that I wanted to bang, and then her.

And I got just use condoms or no dude you're never gonna get me late again bro i can't why because i'm not talking you think you're the first guy who doesn't protected sex you know it's not bad at least once yeah i was yeah i used protection you did use protection do you switch the protection for the girls or they just submit to the same protection no we all had std checks so we had all our oh really that's how that worked, actually. USADA. They do USADA.

These only fan girls got their fucking paperwork on them when they come in. Oh, shit. I guess you could claim defamation for the STD thing. Yeah. You have to take an STD test.

That's what I'm saying. We could sue back and forth. Interesting. But you don't have any STDs. Well, not now. Connery. No, I'm joking. Nothing.

I'm clean as a whistle. You never had the clap or anything? The clap. I actually never have. I thought I did. And. You never had to clap or anything? I actually never have. I thought I did. And then what happened? One of the coolest things I've ever done. It was very cool. My favorite porn star growing up.

I fucked her. This is the rock. It was the coolest thing ever. I didn't pay for it. Who, who, who? Can you say a name? But she was my favorite porn star growing up as a kid. She lived up to the hype?

It was amazing. And she had this tattoo on her leg. I mean, you could look her up, but I don't want to, because I don't want to frown at girls. You could porn her. But yeah, it was one of the coolest things ever. And then she calls me three days later. She's like, oh, I think I have chlamydia. And then, so I go in, they give you the shot, and I didn't have it.

Well, you don't know if you didn't have it. You just got the shot. They do the shot, and then they do the test just in case you do have it. No, if you get the shot, you don't get the test. But it's all good, dog. It's all good. We've been there. I'm not shaking hands. I'm never getting laid again. It's okay. It's okay.

We're cutting all this out. Let's go. I'm suing. Show her in her presence. We're keeping that in. We're keeping that in, just not her name. No, but the thing is, no girls ever want to fuck me again. I'm trying to go for Kim Kardashian. Do you not know? Oh, you're a median queen. Did you see I tweeted it? What'd she say? She didn't answer, but I'm trying to go for Kim Kardashian. Do you not know? Oh, you're a median queen. Did you see I tweeted it? What'd she say?

She didn't answer, but I'm telling you, I'm going to marry Kim Kardashian. That's my fucking... That's the number one? Yeah. That's your retirement plan? That's your number one. Not retirement plan, but it could be. No, I just think she's fucking amazing, the way she gets people out of jail.

She's very smart. She's a lawyer. Three-time divorcee. No, she's... Mother of four. she's very smart. Three-time divorcee. She's great. That's the number one right there. She stands for the Armenian wars. Oh yeah, she really stands. What?

She recognizes, dude. That was pretty cool. That was one of my cool moments. Did it live up to the expectation? Yeah, it was amazing. Did she do anything crazy? Did she do anything crazy? Her name is...

Bro, I'm never going to get laid again. We're not doing pictures. Did she do anything crazy? Everything. Did you bust quick? You want to see? Yeah. Did she bust quick?

Huh? Did she bust quick? Did she bust quick? Did you bust quick? No, actually, she was like, you can be a porn star. I'm fucking... I lost for an hour. Are you sure?

Look at this move that she does. Crazy. Yo, you're really crazy, bro. You got the footage so quick. I gotta find it. You got deep. I mean, this, I don't even know this app. This is a different app.

I was gonna say, while they show a video of a girl, she has a lot of those. No, no, no, no. I wouldn't do it if it was a normal girl. And I'm not showing it to the thing. She's a porn star. You know what I mean? Well, there it is. No, that's... There we go. Oh, I think it's that one.

There's no camera behind me, is there? No. Is there? No. No. You could show us a picture of somebody you won't say the name of. Yeah, what's this nuclear thing? I can't show you, bro. I'm i'm in a lawsuit how if you don't say the name we don't know what picture it is no because uh i'm like dude you're gonna get me in jail well i don't want you to go to jail i think you did that yourself oh you're actually showing

me your dick yeah and you're not circumcised i said I wasn't he said he wasn't oh he's not oh she's just going for it huh look at the spit eight and a half I mean the spit is so thick

and coagulated I mean it's like an ace bandage I've never seen anything like that okay but the spit rape my dick now I didn't rape your dick

but the spit you can't look at my dick it was barely there she was covering it with one hand but hold on let me just do that hold on

yeah yeah yeah raid it so I'm not raiding your dick just raid it okay four in inches that's fucked up he's got to shut the camera yeah

no no no dude for real you did have sex with a girl with great spit did you ask her how she got that spit did she use I don't know what that was

but it was sneeze it was awesome it looked like sneeze I think it's leftovers dude it must have been I think she has COVID Did you ask her how she got that spill? I don't know what that was, but it was sneeze? It was awesome. I think it's leftovers. I think she has COVID. How thick are you talking now? Dude, you've never seen thick.

That was crazy. It barely came out of her mouth. It's professional. It looked like a spider web. I was trying so hard to ask to see the video how how show out your dick show out your dick i don't want to see it just zoom in just fucking crop the dick just fucking watch is that being gay dude yeah oh she did the fucking super bad shit whoa see i'm on yo that's crazy thank you yo imagine being like 20 and your

favorite porn star comes over. Yeah. Pretty awesome. You smell what she was wearing. How nervous was she? Very nervous. Did you shower? I was young, too, so I didn't have that much spit fucking experience, but it was fucking awesome. I'm not going to lie.

She has this famous tattoo on her leg, and it was just surreal. That was impressive. Did you DM her? How does this thing get organized? I went through her following, and I found an MMA guy, And I was just like, oh, do you know this girl? And he was like, oh, she's my neighbor. And he was a fan of mine. He was like, I'll introduce you.

In the beginning, she was like, let's go to dinner. And I was like, I'm not being seen. This sounds bad, but I was like, I'm not going to bring you to go to dinner. So I was like, oh, I'm sick. Can you just come over? And then she was like, the first night, she was like, I'm on my period, but I'll take care of you. And I was like, all right, that's fine. And then she came back.

She kept coming back over. Do you think you laid it down? Yeah, for sure. She even says, show me. Get it's fine. And then she came back. She kept coming back over. Do you think you laid it down? Yeah, for sure. She even says, show them. I didn't get her on it. I know my game. My game is fucking fire. Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's no one around New York. Do you think she faked it? It is. He has aliens, too. No, I do. He has aliens, too. I swear, yeah.

You haven't heard about this? I hear about this. You talk about it every day. The one thing is, though, it's like she's famous for like. It's crazy. I've heard about it, bro. I've been on the subway. I've heard people talking.

Bro, we run in the same circle. No, actually, you don't go out that much. I got to take her out one night. You see how I look? You don't go out. Yeah, but I get them one night out. We go with Leo.

We'll have a great night. Yeah. It's going to be good. We don't need to go with Leo, but you and I can go hang out. What are you doing tonight? You want to go get steak? I'll get you a steak dinner.

I don't want a steak dinner. Why? If you go out with Leo, you got to go get dinner. But we can't go get dinner. Let's go get dinner. I'll get you a steak dinner. I don't want a steak dinner. Why? If you go to Aaliyah, you got to go get dinner. But we can't go get dinner. Let's go get dinner. Go to Aaliyah. You go to Dave and Buster's

and shit like that. It's the good ones. He's scouting. I'm never going to get a girl. Red shirt. Yo, you guys are fucking me over. I'm never getting a girlfriend again. Yeah.

Oh, we're fucking you over. I'm trying to do this as entertainment. No one wants to see us do kumbayas here. All right? They want to see fucking. Yeah, yeah. We're fucking. I'm trying to, this is entertainment. No one wants to see us do kumbayas here. All right? They want to see fucking dick pics and sex tapes.

All right, let's talk about something fun. I know, but I'm just saying, like, people are suing you. Hold on.

Let me say something. Let me say something. Let's talk about something fun. People don't understand entertainment. There's a reason that we get views. Okay?

No one wants to hear us fucking talk about fucking bullshit. Yes, they do. And if they don't, we do. Yeah. Okay, yes, there's a certain audience. But listen, when these girls think that I'm talking shit, like when I said I have 1,500 bodies.

Do you have 1,500? Just fucking, you know, you're messing up the K-favorite. God damn it. I'm trying to fucking sell, bro. I'm trying to get God damn. Come on, Vince McMahon. Be cool. Yeah, bro.

Come on. It's a quote of honor. It's Bushido. It's so funny. It's the long Bushido. Son, you make people hate you online, but you're so likable. I'm not likable. I'm not likable.

I'm telling you. Let people love you. You're enough. Just let the love come in, bro. This guy's tiny right now. He's not. He looks disinterested. He's been on news.

He said one word. He's like this. Real talk, you won him over. He's like this. You won him over. I guarantee you. Why? You didn't like me before?

No, I thought your acting was trash. I thought you were mad. I loved you. No, I gotta be real. Did you like him before? No, I liked him when we met him. But then over the three years, I was like, why are you doing all this with this guy's fiance?

There you go. And now you just won him over. You just lied. What? That's not three years. That was like two months. I think it's reasonable to not like you. Yes.

That's what you put the fiance to. I'm saving him. yes what you put on the show bro code i'm bro coding him fucking god damn it you're on the show he's gonna thank me in a couple years every single guy in new york has been with her every guy that from kesh all the promoters they all messaged me with fucking pictures fuck i know everything so is that how you got all the images? Was it just people flooding you with images? Not that kind of shit, but dude, she's been with everybody. But you had an

astronomical amount of images. No, it's all online. So people were sending you? No, it's all online, bro. And I can prove that in court. I'm going to beat him in the ring and then I'm going to beat him in court. Best comeback of all time. I hope you're not representing yourself, though. I'm going to be that guy that purposes himself comeback of all time. I hope you're not representing yourself, though. I am.

I'm going to be that guy that purposes himself with that murder case. Yeah, yeah. That dude was awesome. I like that guy. He's like, ah. Listen, best comeback of all time. Sit back. No, because I'm pumped up. Jesus Christ.

People don't understand I'm entertaining. Fuck's sake. All these girls are like, oh, yeah, 1,500 bodies. Like, shut the fuck up. I'm fucking doing entertainment. Yeah. It's like a movie. How many porn stars? Four or five. Who was the best of the

five? Like in what sense? Who had the most dreams? I gotta say that girl was actually a very cool chick. But the one in London. I didn't know her better. My brother knew about her. So actually this girl hit me up. She was like listen, I want to come fuck you. I'm not that famous but I'm like a porn star this and that

and then she shows me her friend and my brother's like oh I know this girl and we started looking I was like listen I want to fuck your friend okay and I was just straight up with her I was like I don't want to fuck you I want to fuck your friend and she was like what about both of us and I was like well okay well I mean yeah you know what I mean like yeah fuck it why not both of you guys so the whole time just on one of them the other one i tried to throw to him she actually ate my ass and then i they were making out and fucking oh sorry wow why do i lose all my friends i'm all alone i can't fathom talking about john but yes I'll say his name. That's better. He put the acid on John. But yeah, so then I took the other one.

This one was fucking fire. That's so nasty. You're on the acid. It's like a joke you play with your friends. He ate your ass, bro. Well, technically, yeah. I was cracking up for days. Cracking up, get it?

He's so tired. My boy. My boy. Yo. Oh, my God. It's about time to go. See, the one thing good about me, though, for three hours, I can keep entertainment. There's a lot of guys that probably are like, fucking get this guy to go. Yeah, we got to get it. See, the one thing good about me, though, like, for three hours, I can keep entertaining.

There's a lot of guys that probably are like, fucking get this guy off. Come on. Be honest. No, we would just stop. Of course you're entertaining. Thank you. That's what I'm saying. Because, like, even the girl today from DAZN, she's like, yo, you're way easier to work with.

All of you guys are, like, monotone. They're like, this fight's going to be great. This and that. People can learn from me. Yeah. All the fighters should take notes. Yeah, don't talk about the fight. Talk about how your best friend beat your ass.

No, it was, you know, a different line. Through the intermediary. By proxy. By proxy. He was about to murder me. Are you guys okay? You look like you're okay. You're quiet over there.

You guys have to be my only friend group now. We'll take a minute. You'll take a minute? We're going to take a minute. What do you guys do on the weekend? Just a lot of comedy. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. We actually go right to the source. What does that mean? We just eat each other's asses directly. Set a beat. Set a beat.

Set a beat. Who's the front? The front is the best one. Nah, I'm the back. I'm the back. The back? No. No, the back.

I'm the front. I'm the front. Who has the CTE, motherfucker? Who has the CTE? I bailed your friend out. I bailed your friend out. I'm the back. See, I bailed you out, guys.

We all eating ass out here. We all eating our friends out here. So that's what it is. That was realization. I know. We all eat our friends out. So that's what it is. That was realization. I know. He got there. He got there.

Oh, yeah. Oh. Uh-oh. He's like Wile E. Coyote. He ran off the cliff. Yeah. Jesus Christ, though. Oh, my God.

That's true friendship. I knew I was right too and you were kind of backing up. I know, I know. You're like, you don't know the back's good. No, you set me up. With us, the back's good.

Come on, dude. You know us. All he's done for years is try not to be the gay one. You're the gay one now. I was trying to figure out, I was like, yo, I'll volunteer in the back.

What's wrong with you? And then he was like, oh shit. He's like, dibs on the back. Oh my God. And then he was like, ah, shit! He's like, dibs on the back. Oh, my God, dude. All right, that's enough laughter.

It's enough laughter. We had a good time. We had a good time. We had a good time. His fitted backwards is like a Pokemon. Oh, my God. Got to catch them all, baby.

Setting up for the dive. Just like... Oh, my God. Bro. Coke or ginger? Bro. Some sugar? Oh, shit.

All right, we lost John. We lost John. No, somebody gave me like a ginger. He's done, yeah. Now I called him out. You got to go... You need a ginger ale? Yeah, I need like some sugar or something.

He's getting an enema. Why? You got to go rinse your ass off. Do you want another sip? I need some energy. No, because I have too many of those something. He's getting enema, I think. You gotta go rinse your ass off. Do you want another sip? I need some energy. No, because I have too many of those. I get like fucking shaky. Oh, fuck.

Jittery. I had like fucking eight of them. Oh my God, Alex, that was so good. Yeah. Holy shit. How much fun is being gay, dude? Like, it's the best, bro. That's why they're so happy.

I'm coming around here, outside. Who's the gayest here? Probably you, I can tell. The gayest? It's definitely you. Well, based off, you know, proximity, Akash and I have only

been with our wives. Yeah, very gay. Ever? Ever. So it's very gay. Very gay. Has your dude ever gotten harder

when you were wrestling? No. Or jiu-jitsu? Really? I met my girl when I was like 17. That's fucking weird. That's crazy.

Wait, you've never gotten a guy hard while you were jiu-jitsuing him? Maybe you're not that good. You never had all the blood rush to his dick and just shoot out through his gi? You never had that? You ever had a guy try to choke your dick out because it was so big? What about that?

He's never happened? I can't believe this is so gay Why is that gay? It's not gay if you're sucking a guy's dick for Jiu Jitsu It's just for Jiu Jitsu What do you think the BJ stands for? BJ BJ No, it never happened. It's just for jujitsu. What do you think the BJ stands for, dude? My head. My head.

My head. I can't deal with four comedians. It's all about that. I'm just like a losing battle. I'm not that funny. Jesus Christ. This is what their black belts are. I know. That's how you got his name.

Okay. Okay, so who's going to let me choke them out for the camera? Okay, no, I'm not going to. I did this. I'm not choking. No, no,'s how you got to be. Okay. Okay, so who's going to let me choke them out for the camera? Okay, no, I'm not going to. You did this. I'm not choking. No, no, like unconscious.

No, no, no. Come on. No, no, no. What's that guy's name? Alex Jones. No, Mike DeFano. Mike, no, Chris DeStefano. Yeah, he just asked me

to come on and choke him out. And choke him out. He said I'll go viral, so let me choke you out. I'll go viral. I'll do it for Chris. I believe you won't. I do trust you.

Let's save it for Chris. Like you're saving all your convos for Joe. Yeah. I don't want you to joke you out. No, I don't want to. I won't hurt you. Do it for Chris. I believe you won't. I do trust you. Let's save it for Chris. Like you're saving all your convos for Joe. Yeah. I don't want you to choke me out. I don't want to choke me out because I know you can do it and I believe it can be done.

I won't hurt you. No, I'm completely aware that you won't hurt me. Just do it for the clicks. It's not worth it. All right, guys. We're going to take a break for a second

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Take the mic. I'll give you a little shine. He's actually very good at the conversation. Oh, fuck. Come on, I'll give you a little shine. Come on, Mike. Oh, that's a good job. He's actually very good at the conversation thing. I know he is. We complimented him fucking 15 times. No, you were complimenting the interview. I'm really worried about you, bro. You want to know what's funny?

I'm complimenting his conversation. You don't lean back to your infirmary. What's funny? That you ate his ass? No, no, no. Definitely didn't eat anybody's ass. What's funny about him? It's not funny.

He's a loyal dude. Like, anywhere he goes. I think you're the loyal dude, funny. He's a loyal dude. Like, anywhere he goes. I think you're the loyal dude, man. I'm a loyal guy. Yo, let him play. Give me my powers. Yeah, he's like, cut me up.

He's been a loyal friend since like the day I met him, which was about a year ago. Yeah. And everywhere we go, he does not go without us. And he'll be like, yo, if my boys can't get in,

I'm not going. Can we tell the story? So we went with Aiden to the... Oh, yeah. So this is the story. So that guy, Cooch, no offense to Cooch. He has a bunch of guys with him. All his boys, right?

And they say, we're going to this restaurant. But you and Aiden are allowed to go in and Cooch. And I said, listen, I'm not going in unless my boy comes and Brandon comes. And they were like, okay, yeah. And he left his guys outside and they went home. That's who I am. And that's the people that... Okay, here's the thing.

People online don't know me. Here's the thing. How loyal I am. Our expectation for people that- Okay, here's the thing. People online don't know me. Here's the thing. How loyal I am. Our expectation for people in entertainment- Why are you laughing? I'm going to fuck this kid up. They wouldn't do that? Sit the fuck down.

Stop. Sit the fuck down. We're going to take off his pants. We're going to take off his fucking pants. No, no, no, no. I got his titties. I got his fucking titties. You're gonna break the watch.

Hold it, hold it, hold it. Take the watch off. Move the table. Move the table. Do not move the chair. Alex, oh, my God! Alex, step in! Step in the cameras.

Step in the cameras. Step in the cameras. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.

I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.

I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.

I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I's up. It's up. Someone's dick is up. It's up. Someone's dick is up. Put your dick back in. Put your dick back in. Put your... Oh, the cameras. All right. Okay, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Who gave him a ginger ale, dude? Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Come on.

Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. That was your reversal, right? Yeah. I'm not playing.

I'm playing. I'm playing. Old school headlock. I got reversal. I'm just saying. Put that reversal. My bad. Man, that ginger ale hits you.

Why don't you just go meet a new one? I got to bring your boys in. Hold on. Huh? Bro. Just go meet a new one. I'm going to take you out in the actual gym. Hold on a second.

Hold on. And then somebody's losing losing The white, you see the white stretch Listen, the kicks you don't want to fuck with But just hands That's too easy to piece you up Why does it keep coming around? It's so bulky That's my man I'm from New York

That's too light. Why is everybody surrounding me? Because you're an animal. You better go. You better go. Oh, shit. What's the bottle? What we drop?

The bottle. The bottle. The bottle. What's up? What are we doing? Oh, my God. You got the Hennessy. What are we doing? You got the Hennessy. The alcohol got us attention. You know that? What are we doing? Oh my god! You got the Hennessy! What are we doing?

You got the Hennessy! The alcohol got his attention. You know that? What are we doing? Can't fight a fair fight, huh? Everybody sit down. I am. You can't fight a fair fight.

It's not fair, motherfucker! You got ass lips? You sit down. Holy shit. Bro. Take this over there. Get out of my shit. That was like a bar fight.

That was awesome. The alcohol got him, bro. Once he saw the alcohol fall, he was like, a bar fight? That was awesome. The alcohol got him, bro. Once he saw the alcohol fall, he was like, oh, where is it? Wait, wait, stop. He's like, the Hennessy.

I'll fuck him up in boxing. Bro, we just went, like, two seconds. If it was just boxing. Okay, we did it. I'd fucking. If it was just boxing. Stop it. We just did it. I cocked you twice.

Yo, this is why. I gave you a body shot, head shot. I dropped you. What do you mean? I dropped you. I had to hold you up. He said he dropped I gave you a body shot, head shot. I put you in me and I went one-two. I dropped you. I had to hold you up. He said he dropped you.

We cut that from the footage. Do we want to show it? Say what? You have gloves? I have gloves. No, stop. You don't got to drop him again. Come on.

What if I drop him one time? Yeah, but then nobody's going to tune in to the fight. You won't be able to do the fight. Yeah, it's going to kill the whole fight. Let's save you. Let's save you. Okay, after the fight. Even though you don't get pay-per-view buys, but it's fine to kill the whole fight. Let's save you. Okay, after the fight, I'll spy you right now.

You don't get pay-per-view buys, but it's fine. We'll save you. So, if we get two pay-per-view buys before you knock him out. That's not happening. You want to bet? Yeah, bet. These guys cheer with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You want to bet? There's no way you're knocking me out. You want to bet? Dude, should I knock him out? No, just boxing. Jiu-Jitsu. Boxing. Boxing. Do I knock him out? No. Just boxing. Jiu-jitsu. Boxing. Boxing.

Do I knock him out? Oh, please. Schultz, do you train? Like, currently? Currently, no. I've trained since I was younger. Come on, Schultz. It's not going to end well if you're not training currently. No.

If we do one round, he doesn't knock me out. If we do two, three, four, and I start to get tired and he's training, yeah, sure. No, not knock me out. I'll knock him out one round. You gotta see the guys in the gym that he goes with. Yo, he can go five rounds. Easy. Yeah. Just talk that shit down. Five rounds? He can go five rounds either. I just want to fuck you up so bad.

Can I tell you a real story? He could pull a charlotte. I didn't have to wake up in the morning and fucking go sparring. Oh, God, you have to wake up. You asked me to spar. I said, bet I'll up in the morning and fucking go spar. Oh, God. You have to wake up. You asked me to spar. I said, bet I'll be at the gym at 10. And you weren't there.

Wow. True or false? Now, I'm not going to lie. I was going to the gym that day like, God damn, I have to spar this motherfucker. I'm going to have to spar him forever. But I can't look like a bitch. I was like, hopefully we go easy. I'm literally thinking that the whole way.

I wore, you know how like, you know those, you don't have a key to Gotham. We can just go right after. Okay, bet. So I had those Hoka, you know those Hoka sneakers? Yeah.

They had the super thicks. I literally remember telling my wife, I was like, my ankle's gonna roll in these high ass fucking platforms. I was like,

I need a lower shoe just in case we're gonna spar. And then this motherfucker didn't show up. And what happened? No, but yeah, because I'm not gonna wake up in the morning to go spar.

Oh, really? It's a waste yeah, because I'm not going to wake up in the morning with bars. Oh, really? I'm not going to waste the time. I'm not big enough? At the time you weren't. Now I would go. Oh, I got one? Yeah.

Now I would go. What are you doing? Yo, yo, yo. Get the shit out of him. It's him. What happens if I get back in control? Hold on. What happens if I get back in control? Chill out.

It's him. Don't defend him for this. I know his weak spot. I know his weak spot. I bend him over Don't defend him. I know his weak spot. I know his weak spot. I bend him over, I eat his ass. He'll fucking tap out immediately, dude. Hold on. What you want?

I've got total control of you. I got one to call. You know that hurt. I got one to call. You know that hurt. Hold on. Stop this shit, please. Come here.

I think I got him in a choke. Come here. Is this a choke? I think I got him in a choke. Is this a choke? I don't know. I think I got him in a choke. Come here. Is this a choke? I think I got him in a choke. Is this a choke? I don't know. I think I got him in a real naked choke. Hey, that's my wrist.

It's going to break. My wrist is going to break. Hold on. Go ahead. Hold on. Do you give me permission? I'll put you in an even arm. Right now you do.

Yeah. Okay. Stop it. I told you to stop. I got wrist in control. I got wrist in control. I'm moving the table. I'm moving the table.

Okay, my wrist is not in control anymore. But now it's in control again. Oh, it's not in control. Hold on. It's my whoop, it's fine. Hold on. Hold on one second. He's grabbing my tank.

He's grabbing my tank. He's grabbing my tank. Go home. Go home. Go ahead, where you going? His forearms are really strong. Where you going? His forearms are really strong.

Hold on, where you going? Hold on. Where you going? I told you to chip. I told you to chip. I told you to chip. Oh, he got you. He got you. Get in on the floor.

Wait, wait, no, wait. He got it. I can't breathe. Hey, stop it. No, stop it. He's got it. Get out. Get out.

We got him, boys. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got it. He's got it. He's got it. We got him, boys! We got him! We got him right where we want him! We got him right where we want him! Tickle him! Tickle him! We're gonna tickle him! Tickle him! Tickle him!

Get the ball, dude! I got his ball! I got his ball. I got his ball. I got his ball. Mark, why are you playing this game? I got him. Get the ball, dude. I got his ball. He's the only effective one.

All right. He's the only effective one. All right, that's round one. Round one. Round one. Round one. We got him. We got him.

We got him. We got him. We got him. He has the top, though. Round one. He has the top. He's not going to tap. He's not going to tap. He's too stubborn. He's too stubborn. All right We got him. We got him. We got him. He has to tap though. He has to tap. He's not going to tap.

He's too stubborn. Get him. Get him, dude. Get him. No, not him. Get him. He's not going to tap. Oh, my elbow's gone.

Tap. I think we got him. I'm serious. Let me just lay here for a second. Wait, no. Shifty, get this. Oh, tap. He tapped.

He tapped. We got him. We got him. Oh, a second. Wait, no. Shifty, get this. Oh, tap. He tapped. He tapped. We got him. We got him. Oh, my God. I tapped him. I tapped him with the group. I tapped out a world-class... Hey, it's my shot.

It's a guy. Oh, my God. I don't fucking know how to wrestle anymore. I just put you in a luminary role. That's a sushi. That's a sushi restaurant. I never thought I could do that that easily. I know.

I'm like, I'm a little lightheaded, mostly because of the zins. Where's my watch? You know you handed it to somebody over there. You challenged Logan to a mixed martial arts situation after. He might got you. If Shoaks just got you...

Yeah, but it's 5-on-1, but Shoaks got you, bro. I tapped him twice. You tapped. Am I bleeding? I just got you. Bro. Yeah, but it's 5-on-1, but Schultz got you, bro. I tapped him twice. Schultz got you. Bro, Schultz, you're injured. You tapped. Bro. Am I bleeding? Oh, you put my hand.

Yeah, you tapped. Oh, I got blood, dude. Dude. On your face, though. This guy's a warrior. I was going to suck it. Braveheart him, dude. You're going to suck it?

Put it in your face. Put it in your face. Put it in your face. Go. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Oh, God. Whoa, whoa.

Bro, that jiu-jitsu shit is so much easier than I thought. Yeah. I've been telling you. It's just so comfy here. It's like we're putting you in a place. Hold on. Take that mic just in case I need to choke him out. Let me tell you something.

What? Can you cut it out? No. In all seriousness. What? You just feel like guilty? No. Stop jumping.

That's my man. He's the only one that's are you... Yo, stop jumping. That's my man. He's the only one that's a victim. That's my man. That's my man. I don't know why your ass and your friends ain't jumping in, but I'm jumping. Four for one, one for all. Admit it.

Four for one, one for all. Admit it. Okay, listen, listen. Can I show you one thing? Yeah. Go like this. Other way. Like that.

Okay, there we go. Yeah, there we go. Fucking new one. This is Miss Mary Mac. You've never played that? No. Bang, bang. That's how I set you up for two slaps. Okay, stop, stop Yeah, there we go Fucking new one This is Miss Mary Mac You've never played that? No Bang, bang That's how I set you up For two slaps

Okay, slap, slap, slap, slap I'll just hit black Okay, hold on You have good strong arms I know I do Can we not do this? No Why do you keep starting?

What I do You keep starting Don't defend him Just let him I think we gotta let him Okay Okay, tap, tap, tap, tap Oh no, I thought you don't tap

I tapped I thought you just said he's easy I tapped, I tapped It him go. He's going to be here. Okay, tap, tap, tap, tap. Oh, no, I thought you don't tap. I tapped. I thought jiu-jitsu was easy. I tapped. I tapped. It's very difficult. He tapped. He tapped. He tapped.

He tapped. So is it? He tapped. Is jiu-jitsu easy? Tap. Is jiu-jitsu easy? Tap. Oh, wow.

Tap. Is jiu-jitsu easy? I still think it's easy. I still think it's easy, but he did tap. Is jiu-jitsu easy? Tap. Just say it. Jiu-jitsu is very easy.

I mean, hard. It's easy for you to do it to me. I'm saying jiu-jitsu is very easy. Yeah? I mean, hard. It's easy for you to do it to me. I'm saying jiu-jitsu is easy. I know, but you keep running away. Just some wrestling on the ground. I tapped you. Hold on, my hip is going to pop out.

I tapped you. I tapped you. I'm going to stick my finger in your butt. Hold on. Tab, tab, tab, tab, tab, tab, tab. Say it's not easy. It's not easy. Okay.

Let's go. Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab, Let go. I'm not hurting him right now. Let go. I don't have a minute. Let go. You have no sensitivity in your nipples at all. Let go. Okay. I don't have a minute. Let go. Listen, listen, listen. I'm handling it.

I'm going to handle it. I'm going to handle it like a man. Okay. This is like your knee. Can I get you in a tap? I'm handling it. Let me tap you. I let you get my foot there.

I took it. Because we're podcasting. If I was actually a warrior, I'm never going to let you take my leg that easy. Yeah, we're in the battlefield. Watch this. I'll show you. Let me show you. Let me get out of there.

I'll show you. I'll put you in it. Oh, you can't hurt me. Watch this. Okay, you ready? What the fuck are you about to do? Oh, I'm going to tell you? Come off the top rope.

You never told me. Come off the top rope. I'm telling you, bro. You never told me. Come off the top, bro. I'm telling you, bro. You never told me. Y'all need this. Jiu-Jitsu is the art of surprise. Jiu-Jitsu is the art of surprise. You'll never know when I'm going to do something to you.

Take that. Don't jump in. No, we're just hanging. Scott, we're just chilling. That's my man. But I'm not. Let's just talk. Let's just talk. Let, we're just hanging. You have to stop it. I won't. Scott, we're just chilling. That's my man. But I'm not. Let's just talk. Let's just talk.

Let's just have a conversation. So how have things been? Things are good at home? Have you gone through any tough things? No, I'm good. Just chat. Everything's been good, to be honest. Oh, there you go.

There you go. He just likes to massage. He likes to massage. I'm going to put you in a full Nelson. Impossible to get out of this. Literally impossible. This is a government regulated let me just get it back okay i didn't lock it okay hold on look at that

all right well that's hold on hold on just come on let me can i can i do a back choke get him a choke get him a choke get him a choke then you're good then you're good, right? I can just let get me in the joke. No, yes, you can This is a Come on, let me get the choke and I like I let you get your leg Joe do it I let you get the leg choke in you have to let me get my leg to tell him he's getting back For your man Control your boy. Can I just do one last joke? No, will you want?

Hold on. Control your boy. Can I just do one last choke? No, what do you want? Sean, sit down. Do the reverse. Do the reverse. Sit down. Can I do piggy choke?

Sit down. What's a piggy choke? Oh, you haven't seen that? No, sit down. Piggy choke! It's him. He's drunk. Hold on.

Were you naked? No, he's not. No, no, not you naked. No, not you naked. Okay, stop. Okay. All right. I'm not going to let you choke me.

I'm just letting you know that I'm not that. Why are you doing that? No, but do the face. Do the face going to let you choke me. I'm just letting you know that. Why are you doing that? Why are you doing that? No, but do the face joint that he did to you. Because the face joint, it looked like it was something. You're not going to choke me. I'm not going to let you. No, but do the face joint. Wait, but you keep putting your chin.

Yeah, that's part of the thing. Yeah, why am I going to let you choke me? Well, I let you choke me the whole time. No, I didn't. I let you put your chin down. No, I was going to be in the practice. He was letting you the whole time. He was letting you the whole time.

No, I'm not going to let you choke me. He was letting you the whole time. See if you can get out of this choke. This would have... Ready? Ready? Come on. Come on.

Oh, he's out. He's out. He's out. Oh, he's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out!

He's out! He's out! I told you. I don't know, bro. Look at the replay. I told you. I told you. I told you.

I told you. Ever come back here, bro. Ever come back here. I told you. I don't know, bro. Look at the replay. I told you. I told you. Ever come back here, bro. Ever come back here. I told you. Ever come back here. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you.

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I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you Night night! Night night! Fuck you think this is? Night night! No, we're not done. No, we're done. He don't got enough oxygen in his system. He don't got enough oxygen. Fuck, you gotta let the oxygen come back in. Pity pat, pity pat, pity pat.

Pity pat, pity pat, pity pat. Hey, hey, hey, black lives matter! Black lives matter! Black lives, not that much. Hold on. Nah, I'm a far out. I just gotta let niggas know what's up. But, I'm gonna be that wrestler. I'm's happening. But, I don't do that wrestling shit.

I'ma grab a bottle. I don't give a fuck. I do not give a fuck. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. He's asthma. I'm a frail guy. He's asthma.

I just wanna hug you. He's asthma. I'm fucking bleeding. Can we talk? We're on a podcast, guys. Yeah. How many hours in are we? Can you stop molesting me, dog?

Get off. Get off. Fucking weirdo. Get off him. He has a disease. What? COVID? He has a disease.

COVID? He has a disease, yeah. You know, this is why you got kicked out of the gym. This is why you got kicked out of the gym. This is why you got kicked out of the gym. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.

This is why you got kicked out of the gym. You never know. I'm going to show you one last time. I'm going to show you how to dance. Oh, my God. I'm going to show you merengue. Schultz, why the fuck are you stuck? Because we're going to just merengue. Don't try to do a move.

Let me lead. Put your hand on my hip. This is unbelievable. I know. What's been going on? And back. No, this. This.

And one and two and three and four. It's actually kind of hard. Wait, you're not Spanish? No. What's on medium? It's. Wait, you're not Spanish? No. What's Armenian? It's not bad, right? That's pretty good. Yeah, that's awesome.

Wait, what are you? Tell you to get my girls. What are you? Oh, shit. Hey, hey. See? Okay. I'm glad you go first.

Why? Because you felt what I just did. I put you in a NyQuil. I put you in a NyQuil, my boy. But what are you? What's your background? I know Armenian and what's the other? He's Spanish, bro.

Yeah, Honduran. I knew you were Spanish. Oh, Hondurans. Those are the scrappy ones. Oh, okay. Hondurans are scrappy. Damn, bro. I did tanning.

What kind of tanning did you do? Sitting in the sun. Oh. Were you eating carbohydrates while you were tanning? I got to put weight on, son. Son, I want you at one. Try it.

No, you gotta get core. I need to trust you. This is the muscles that you have. Try. Can you take the shit Logan's on? Just, like,

look a little better. No, I don't want you to get muscles. Get my steroids in your chin, bro. Oh. That's a bar. You put them in your chin.

God damn. You can't, because you're getting knocked the fuck out. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, that was actually pretty good. Oh, you want to go, Mike? Oh. Oh't because you're getting knocked the fuck out. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, that was actually pretty good. Oh, you want to go, Mike? Oh.

Oh, now you're really wrestling. Give me your shirt because it's going to ruffle because the mic's on. Now you're really wrestling. Here, Mark, you take it. Turn his pack off. They can turn it off, yeah. Turn his pack off. That's actually, you know.

On his mic. Just leave it. Just leave it in case. All right, so what else do we have to talk about? Liver King would. Wait, no, he came in shirt off. But that was fake. Can you just be honest?

Four on one. Your hair looks insane. Any more insane than it normally does. Stop it. Four on one. Can you just be honest that we would dominate? I actually like this plug. I already did it. It's on video.

You guys are going to edit it. I know that. But what? Put the whole video. We're not editing it. I tapped you out. It's all good. I had to take this in.

You don't have to. Yeah. You don't have to. No, he needs it. He needs it. Oh, you were that we're going to have to go again? Because he got to talk again. He got to talk again.

I'm fucking dealing with you the whole time. I need a fucking... I need a medic. Take some tequila for you. Stick your hand in the ice, buddy. Pass me the tequila. No! No, I'm giving it to you.

Oh, okay. No, give me the bottle. I'm going to show you how a real man drinks. No, no, no, no, no. Sit down. I'm not drinking anymore because I might have to fight. Yo, you got a lot of back acne for a non-steroid using motherfucker. You know why?

Because I'm on my back a lot with jiu-jitsu. I didn't want to say that I'm on my back a lot. That sounds good. That's a lot of back acne, bro. How often does that happen? Oh, my God. A long time. But I had it when I was a kid.

This is very directional. You have to speak right into that. Open up. No, come on. If you're a man. I don't want it. That's all I'm going to do. Are you a man?

You haven't drank in eight months. You were drinking, though. I didn't drink. I was doing the fake drinks. I was doing Drake drinks the whole time. Because I knew all I'm going to do. Are you a man? You haven't drank in eight months. You were drinking though. I didn't drink. I was doing the fake drinks. I was doing Drake drinks all the time. Because I knew that I was going to have to dominate. This is shit too. Where's the proper trouble?

I got the fucking Zin. I'm trying to cut a promo. It's stuck on my lip. The best Irish whiskey in the market. Made by a real Irish man. Proper 12. Now that stands on Jamie's shit. What is that? That stands on dance on Jamie shit What is that?

The dance on Jamie shit What is that? Jamerson Oh that's what they call it? Dance on Jamie? No that's what Conor says Not that dance on Jamie shit He needs better writers That's a good line

I don't get it I didn't get it She gets shoals Are you good at like Ripping? He's actually really funny I like his clothes If you

I'll give you credit. If you had to make fun of these two guys right now, what would be your one-liners? You don't have one-liners? I don't have a single one. I don't know how to do that. You have one-liners? No, no.

We don't do that. I like these guys. They have nothing bad to say. You called him a ninja turtle. I would never say that. He did. He called you a ninja turtle. That shit was funny.

He called you a ninja turtle. Which one? There's no black. Which one? You didn't say that. You look like, you know, Mr. Splinter. That was a terrible Come back He's not my friend It was too much pressure It's a lot

It's a lot Let's run it back Let's run it back Let's run it back Let's go Yeah but right now If you try to Logan Paul it, it's not it. Yeah, bro. I just told you.

You can't put fucking stirrers in there. I mean, but it's not it right now. So we can hear you. Yeah, I'll take this off with you. Stop showing. Oh, yeah. That looks a little sexual. Do it right now without your mans.

Okay, when I hit him, I got you. I'm going to run. Do it right now without your mans, bitch. I got you. You're touching me with your mouth and kissing me. And I know that you've had sex with porn stars. And you eat ass. I got you.

Hold on. You want to go head to head? Hold on. You have a stronger head. Your neck is stronger. Gagnon, go in. You got the six head. You got the six head.

Go in. Go get it. Head to head. You got the six head. Go in. Go get it. God damn, his head is strong. He's like a fucking rhinoceros. Oh, God. No hands, no hands, no hands, no hands. Oh, you only had all of a sudden. That's obviously an advantage.

No hands, just all neck. Can I get a little fucking, thank you. Hold on. Hey, Chuck, put me in the... Hold on, my neck. It's all neck. Are you getting hard, dude? You would know.

I felt something. Oh, what if you do hand sumo? Remember that? Oh, hand sumo. What's that thing? No, no, no, no. Where you stand, you got to put each other's hands. What is that?

You sent me that clip. You got to stand. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's easy. Come on. I'm not going to... No, it's not the person who knocks over.

The first person who falls wins. Your feet have to be still. Your feet have to be still. First person who falls wins. Okay, go. If I fall, I win. Okay. Oh, if you fall, you win?

Yeah. No, no, if the other person falls. No, the first person who falls wins. Okay. That's that real juju. That's the rule. That's real. I could fall at any moment.

That's an art. That's an art form. Can you not make him fall? Look, I just want... Did you just say whoever falls wins? Did I just fall? No, you stepped in. Did you just not understand what he was saying? He's drunk. He's drunk. No, I was trying to get him to fall, and then I would be like, I win, and then you explain the game. I'm fucked.

Okay, yeah, put your shirt back on, bitch. Yes! Yes! My watch! My watch! My watch! You're better at jiu-jitsu! You're better at jiu-jitsu! You're better at jiu-jitsu, but we don't have you on mic.

We don't have you on mic. We need you on mic. Put your shirt on. You called me a bitch! You're my bitch! You're my bitch! Can my bitch. You're my You guys just love each other's this or do you say oh my god. He's a good weasel Oh my god, can we stop black on black crime? We need to

Let's get you back on mic. Come on, come on. Yeah, for real. Yeah, we got a lot more things we got to talk about. Watch your mouth. For real, can you please shut me down, fucking mic? No. Put your shirt on right now.

Put your shirt on. Watch your mouth. Just sit down. It's not entertaining anymore, guys. Tim. You're about entertainment? Tim. So lock it up. Hold on.

Yo, Al. To deal with a drug maniac. Daddy out here, bro. That was impressive. Bro, hold on. You're about entertainment, so lock it up What alcohol you guys give this man, I think it all you were drinking tequila no I wasn't oh I didn't realize how strong I was I Didn't realize how strong I was I don't get hurt I didn't realize how strong I was I didn't realize I'm going to get up again This guy fights at every club he walks into The guy says hello

And he's going off They got to be nice And your boy is actually pretty ride or die Can I be honest with you? Respect You think you guys jumped in at the last minute? You're not You guys are just pushing ride or die. Can I be honest with you? Respect. You think you guys jumped in at fucking the last minute? He's throwing hands. He's trying to fucking headlock me.

You guys are just pushing. He's throwing submissions. I drove out to Philly with a blicker just for my man right here. I hope you got one. Because that jiu-jitsu ain't going to work against me. See, he's pushing it. No, I'm trying. I'm trying. Shut up. How am I pushing it No I'm trying Shut up

How am I pushing it He's been choking me around And messing with my hip My right hip is always an issue Yeah cause you're frail Listen I'm frail Yeah

You're built like a skeleton bro I'm built like a skeleton Yeah I'm gonna check out I'm gonna let him fuck you up Look at the guy from The Pianist I'm gonna let him fuck you up son He'm going to let him fuck you up, son. He's like the main actor from The Pianist.

Come on. That was actually a really good reference. I didn't want to get canceled. That's perfect. I didn't want to get canceled, so I hesitated. But if I did one head kick, it would be over. Why do you say you want to play you see? He wants to play. I don't want to play.

At a certain point. You keep challenging me. How am I challenging you? You just look like a skeleton. I have a skeleton. Eat some food. I am eating food. No, you're not.

Yes, I am. You look anorexic. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. That was too far. You're just a fucking bully. That was too far. You're just a fucking bully.

You don't even know how to podcast. That was too far. I'm going to have to do it. Al, I'm're just a fucking bully. You don't even know how to podcast. That was too far. I'm going to have to do it. Al, I'm going to have to do it. No, I'm going to have to do it. I swear to God. Same, same, same. No one's ever heckled him.

He can't handle it. Oh, my God. No one's ever heckled him. You're breaking him down. Son, he hasn't fought in that long. Save him. Come on. No one's ever heckled him.

He's trying to get out of this fight. He's trying to get a cut. That's what you're trying to do. He's trying to get a cut. What the fuck are you trying to do? What the fuck are you trying to do? What the fuck are you trying to do? What the fuck are you trying to do?

What the fuck are you trying to do? What the fuck are you trying to do? What the fuck are you trying to do? You're trying to rile me up so I beat the shit out of you. Yep. So that you to get out of this fight. He's trying to get a cut. He's trying to get a cut. What the fucking plan? You're trying to rile me up so I beat the shit out of you. So that you can't fight in a week. You're trying to get injured. I'm trying to sue you. He's genius. I'm trying to sue you. He's trying to make me beat the fucking lid of shit.

I'm trying to sue you. I got blood everywhere. Okay? My finger's bleeding. I'm bleeding out. He's trying to take advantage of me with my low blood sugar. You can't do your shows maybe if your fingers hurt. My fingers hurt. I can't even do my shows. You've never been heckled. You can't handle it. I can't handle it. You're a little man deep down. Do you know what? You're a little man down there.

You know what I did? I turned you into my porn star just right there. When? Just right there when you were going. Was you tapping? Tap, tap, tap. I wasn't tapping. I was slapping that ass. I was like, keep it coming like that. Oh, shit. One more time. First pussy you've ever gotten. That pussy was loose, bro. I'm not going to Oh, shit. Oh, one more time. First pussy you've ever gotten. That pussy was loose, bro.

I'm not going to lie, dude. That pussy was loose. It's fucking good. That's an animal. That's an animal. That's an animal. You're like, no, because you're on bro code.

Come on, listen. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. How do you think she got the part? I don't know. Wait. Yeah, you. Do you know about it?

I feel like... A couple of favors on you. Okay, where are we moving? That's why you and Logan are so close. But why are you and Leo so close? Is Leo know about it. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Okay, where are we moving on? That's why you and Logan are so close. But why are you and Leo so close? Is Leo upset about it? No. I actually do know.

Is Leo upset? I know everything. Is Leo telling you that? But I'm going to be a good friend, and he doesn't like to be his stuff public, and I won't say what he said about it. Well, it seems like you're making something public. We talked about it, though. Where's the mic?

We did talk about it. It's right there. Okay, so speaking of Nina, she sued you. Bro, you paint your nails, you say you're not gay? Look at it, I'm from New York, step to me. Where? What part? Far Rock, I got ratchets.

Okay, so speaking- I got boys in Brownsville, son. I got them. But so speaking of Nina- Brownsville, son. Wow. You're from Jersey. I have friends in Brownsville. Speaking of Nina, you're from Jersey. You paint your nails.

You're from Jersey. You're drinking a lime flavored soda. Took eight minutes to sit there and think of a joke. I was catching my breath. Let me talk to him. I was catching my breath. But let's just talk. Okay, but stop saying that because you know that she had to go through him. Okay.

Just like if my mom wants to sue him, she's going to come to me and say, listen, I'm going to say no. I'm going to go break that man's fucking face. Understand. Okay, so stop saying it's her. It to sue him She's gonna come to me and say Listen, I'm gonna say no I'm gonna go break that man's fucking face Understand Okay, so stop saying it's her It's him She's broke If I was him

I would tell her Please don't do that Exactly Because we wear the pants But guys like Schultz They don't wear the pants I just took your pants off right now Listen, just ignore him

Okay, but at the end of the day I just gave you your dream She did sue you I just took your pants off And I spread those fucking Armenian cheeks. I slid a finger in there. So nice, dude. And your mouth creased.

How do you deal with this guy all day long? What do you mean? Why won't you give me your energy? So you saw the post Logan put out with like the whole Matrix shit. Yeah. And it's like, it looks like a lose-lose for you either way. Yeah. So like, what's the upside?

Don't be nervous, bro. I'm just here. What's the upside? It's just my energy. What's the upside for you? That's why Chael and everybody's saying just pull up. Like, what the fuck am I doing? I'm just here. What's the upside? It's just my energy. What's the upside for you? That's why Chael and everybody's saying just pull out. Like, what the fuck am I doing? I'm just making money for the big guy.

But that's what I'm saying. So, why don't you pull out? Hold my hand, bro. Why don't you pull out? Hold my hand. Because... There's no upside for you. Go webbing, man.

Go webbing. Go webbing. There's really no... And I feel bad because it's like, you know, you did all the work to big up this fight. Now you know how I feel. You just explained how I feel. So... So, I'm in a tough situation because if I pull out, I look like, oh, I don't want to fight. Now you know how I feel. You just explained how I feel. So I'm in a tough situation

because if I pull out, I look like, oh, I don't want to fight. But there is no upside. I think enough people can understand if you pull out because no one has ever sued just because they promoted the fight that well. Evander Holyfield didn't sue Mike Tyson for fighting his hero. And Mike Tyson said, I'll fucking eat your kids.

He said I'm going to feel. So that's what I'm saying. Some people will fault you, but not everyone will fault you if you pull out. But at the same time, you're going to feel lesser than if you pull out, and then he can talk shit. It's a tough situation. What are you going to do?

I'm tired. I'm tired. What's the game plan after? Is that what I'm saying? Just go fight MMA. Do what I do. Tap someone out in 20 seconds. I'm ready to go MMA now.

So there's really no obviously. Like you're in a tough fucking situation. You're the first person to ever explain it how I feel. No, but people see it. People understand. He's like, you're a lawsuit. Everybody's calling him a fucking pussy. No, no, no.

That's the thing. Everybody believes that the lawsuit is fucked up. Wait, wait, wait. But at the same time, at the same time, you put yourself in this situation. You put yourself in this situation. You went way too hard for them to even have the ammunition to put you in a lawsuit. But the lawsuit is corny, and I think that the public believes it's corny. I've never heard anybody support the lawsuit publicly.

Have you? No, no one. Even the MMA community is like, yo, we don't do this shit. Everybody's like, yo, we don't want to claim you as a fighter, boxer, whatever the fuck you are. You're ruined because he's setting a bad precedent for fighters going forward. Because like now, okay, shit talking. I say you're a fucking, I don't know, you have gonorrhea. Now you sue me.

Yeah, but he's not a fighter. That's what I'm saying. But he pretends he is. So it's like, what the fuck are we doing here? Like, you're not a fucking fighter. You're fucking suing you're doing all these lawsuits and bullshit What's fucking fight? Like what is this bro? Like just make sure you get when I tapped about I respect it. I got shooters, but I respect Yeah, but you send them after the soft boys I respect it. I got shooters, bro. I respect it. You pitch your nails, bro. Yeah, but you send them after soft boys.

How are you going to send your shooters after Mike? That's corny. No, that wasn't. That's corny. That's mad corny. Listen, that story was fabricated. You said the story. What do you mean?

I never said about Mike. Mike was never involved in that. Mike just tried to step up, and that's what happens. Oh, okay. Do you want to talk about that or not? I run New York. You don't, because I'd be out here. I heard you'd be outside. I heard you'd be outside. No, I heard his

dick game is crazy. That's like common knowledge. Let me give him my point. He's like, I heard you'd be outside. No, I heard you'd be outside. Being outside is different than running New York, though. Yeah, that is a big difference. There's three Puerto Ricans outside my fight. He's like, I heard you be outside. I heard you be outside. Being outside is different than running New York. Yeah, that is a big difference. There's three Puerto Ricans outside my neighborhood. Nobody got to check in with you.

When you walked in, did you check in? When I walked in before you, I had to check in. It was fucking pain to pain as he came over and checked in. Come on, you got to, I'll try again. It's a fucking fit, bro. You got to do it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like down low yeah dragon okay sorry so with those fingernails he's like

look at me laughing I got the zins I got everything going I've been fucking yelling and fucking wrestling all fucking forward you made that face to face

so easy for Logan, bro. Come on, son. I won it. Look at the comments. No, but what happened with the cut that came out? That's fake, bro. No, was it? I've seen enough. I've seen enough of the fumbles. No, it's fake, bro. He took snippets of it. Listen, I get pushed to the head for a living. I stutter a little bit.

Fucking kill me. So those snippets weren't real, but if you watched the whole thing, it wasn't like he was a bad luck sign. Every little time. And the thing with Logan, he's trained by WWE every single weekend to be on the mic. He's on SmackDown. He's a fucking actor. He does.

But you can't complain about the edit. You're good with the social media game too. I'm just saying it's not real though. I mean, it is real. It's not real. You made those mistakes. Okay, so if you took every single time all of us messed up and put it into one clip and made it look like it was 30 seconds. That's a valid point.

It would still be real. I think I swallowed the Zen, dude. I think I swallowed it. Good. Yeah, but my head is just fucking like, I'm going, I'm vibing right now. No, that's because from when he fucking choked you out earlier. I don't drink. Listen, I'll tell you, calm down, take a little tequila, and it'll calm you down.

Can you have an honest assessment of my jiu-jitsu? Honest. To be honest with you, the best one, well, it's not like he's the best, but he's the most aggressive. That's true. Okay, this motherfucker's running behind me trying to fucking throw right school headlocks at me. I win fights. That's all I do. I don't give a fuck about that rascal.

He was grabbing my toe and my finger every time. G's up, dude. He was grabbing my finger. This guy's trying to get you in a headlock. I got to hold the head. I'll give a fuck. My boys haven't touched it. You guys are pushing.

You guys got to choke him. I went in. He was choking me. I'm 8-4 now. That's a win right there. They got to be careful. What about my wrist? You got to be careful, son.

Please come. Trust me. Please come. I mess with Albanians. They differ. Actually, they are. Shout out the Albanians, bro. Actually, I know a few. They mess with Albanians. They differ. No. Actually, they are. Shout out the Albanians, bro. Actually, I know a few.

They are kind of real. I got the Albanians. They've been fighting for a fucking thousand years, bro. Dude, Albanians fight. Ask their wives. I've been in New York for 10 years, bro. I'm not involved in that because I'm one of the Albanian people that I know that are- Shout out the Albanians, bro.

Yeah, I love Albanians. Albanians are tough. You ever meet Axel Brossom? The motherfucking toughest motherfuckers on the planet. No, I've never met Axel. the Albanians, bro. Albanians are tough. You ever meet Axl Bronson? The motherfucking toughest motherfuckers on the planet. No, I've never met Axl. He's a fucking man. That's another dude that's like, I love Axl Bronson and I met him.

Fucking man, bro. How'd you guys link up? The first time was in Vegas. We had the same tattoo artist, Burt Crack. You have tattoos? No. You definitely don't. Why not? You're like a bitch. Are you using the B word again that you get so fucking sexist about when I different I say to you it's different though. I can't do nothing about it I did do something about it Let me tell you

Snake grip and I twist your fucking head off your fucking shoulders two seconds ago and I have to stop the fucking podcast Can I go please? Please? Can I please talk? That's all you can do That's all you can do fighting fucking grip all you can do. Because when it comes to fighting, I put you in a fucking kangaroo grip and I twist your fucking tongue right out your mouth. You can't take a goo grip. I can't take a new shit. I can't take you serious. I'm not fucking bound up on you. I put you in a kangaroo grip.

I'll put you in one of those right there, son. I can tell where they cut you from the movie. They cut me from the movie. I can tell. You know why? Because I was fucking people up there too. Yeah, I can tell. I was fucking people up there too. That was, I could tell with that acting. I was fucking people up there, too.

That was funny. Okay? I don't play games. Yeah, that was good. I don't play fight. I just fight. Thank you. Fuck you, Hucka.

Fuck you, Hucka. Listen. Okay, so the first time. I got to give it up. Yeah, you got to give it up. So we partied at a club in Vegas when I was like 20. I wasn't drinking. He was cool as fuck.

And then I got invited to the Yankee game. I did that CeCe Sabathia. You know what they do, like the celebrity game? Yeah. Because I'm friends with G. Carl Stanton. So he invited me, and then Axl invited to the Yankee game. I did that CeCe Sabathia, you know how they do the celebrity game? Because I'm friends with G. Carl Stanton, so he invited me, and then Action was on the team, and we hung out, and then we done some food shit. He's mad cool. Yeah, Action's dope. He's fucking dope.

New York legend. Legend. I love him. We should have him on the pod. We should. He would be great for us. He's a fucking man. Yeah, he's funny.

I don't know if he's doing too much anymore. He hits the wave pool in Jersey all the time. Oh, really? Yeah, he got big into boogie boarding. He's a man, though. He'd be awesome. I just don't know if he does any more media shit. His boy is funny, too.

His big body bass. Yeah, big body bass. That motherfucker's funny. He don't play. Bass is the legend. He don't play. I don't think any of them play, to be honest with you. He's mad cool, though, but he don't play.

You don't want to fuck with him. Because we were out one time. I see him. He gets down. Who, with body? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't fuck with him. Yeah, I see someone trying to mess with him.

He'll jump right in. Oh, really? Oh, Albanians love it. Those guys are gangsta. Do you feel safer when I'm around? I feel like you're going to, like, a pedophile kind of, like. Like what? I would just do whatever I wanted with you like you were a kid?

No, like, I feel like you're just going to. Like you were a child? Like, I, like, like that? I feel like, you know, you're around a pedophile and you're just a little bit uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah. Because you know that there's nothing you can do. That I have that power. You've been around a pedophile? And control. No bit uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah. Because you know that there's nothing you can do that I have that power and control.

No. But if I was, that would be me. That would be me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so crazy. He's so fuckery. He wants to stop talking

and be in his ass. Yeah. He's a little bitch. Listen, bitch. Let me tell you something. You can't call me back bitch. Come back with a better comeback. Why can't I call you back bitch?

I'm going to go to one of your... Why can't I join your back bitch? I'm going to go to one of your... Why can't I join your back bitch? I call you my back bitch. Just because you can yell... Why are you getting upset? Just because you can yell.

Stop getting defensive. It's not fair because you can yell louder. Just fucking say... I have a fucking bad Crohn's disease in my throat. What? That's why I can't yell. And I have a deviated septum. What fucking whore gave you Crohn's disease in your throat?

It's him. Listen. Santa Pete. Santa Pete. I'm going to go to one of your shows and heckle you and just fucking knock you down. You don't know how to handle it. I would love that. You wouldn't even know how to handle it.

I would love. He's going to be in a front row. He's going to be like, how do you know? How do you know? Shotsie. Shotsie, you. He's drunk. You're a bitch.

You don't get a fuck. You're a bitch. You got your boyfriend defending you every single time. I have three boyfriends. Yeah, you can tell. He's the only one that's defending you. I have three boys. It's called.

You paid his nails. You paid his nails? Yeah. He asked me to. He asked me to. He pays toes? Yeah. Okay, be honest.

All of you guys. Yes. You had Logan on. You had me on. Who was funner? You were, I think you were. I wasn't at the Logan.

I think you were. But you watched it. I did. So what do you think? This seems more fun. But also, you were funnier. He's definitely stronger. I'm you were. But you watched it. I did. So what do you think? This seems more fun. But also, I'm a hardy. You were funnier. He's definitely stronger.

I'm not talking about who the fuck I am. That's about strength. No, he's stronger. Better reach. Better reach. Yeah. From what I've seen, he looks a little. You guys take one serious question.

Nah, but he might be a better boxer. Oh, you would like us to be serious with you? He might be a better boxer. You're such a bitch. You look just like Ariel and it pisses me off. Why? Because you look like Ariel. Do you think I really look like him? Yeah. You look just like Ariel and that pisses me off. Why? Because you look like Ariel. Do you think I really look like him?

Yeah. Or do you think all people with big noses look the same? Yeah, probably. I don't know. Well, that seems shockingly racial. What, to who? To the nose community?

To the nose community. To the nose community. You should get a nose job. Why? You don't like my nose? No. I just want to punch it. You have a nice nose.

Why do you get so defensive? You're coming at me. I'm saying that you have a nice nose. I know I don't have a nice nose. It was a fucking redundant question. You think you're dead? We're doing a podcast. He's fucking ratted.

He's spitting. I need to do a fucking podcast. It's not a hamper. I don't want to keep talking. Excuse. Get and fucking bag your pants. You're too tight on the pants. You need to breathe a little bit more.

Was this fashion over? Fucking broke boy? Nah, you do need to breathe a little bit more. Listen, can we do... Is that like a jujitsu joke? I would give it to you. I wouldn't hurt you because you guys are all sponsored by Fashion Nova. I could tell.

No, I gave it to you. They didn't give us some stuff. They didn't give us some stuff. They sent us some things, but yeah. Yo, the cut in the movie line was funny. We gave it up. I laughed at that. Listen, I don't got that many jokes.

I'm not like you guys. I'll sit at home and write jokes all day long. That is what we do. I'm not a comedian. I don't fucking dig up. Just described our job. you guys. I'll sit at home and write jokes all day. That is what we do. I'm not a comedian. I just described our job. So how'd it work? When did you bring them on? What's wrong with that?

How'd that work, bringing them on? Well, I just found some people that are incredibly talented. No, I know, but before they used to be the guys on the side, right? Well, they were so talented that they needed to be on the chair. Haven't you felt that way today? Yeah, I just respect that. I want to make sure that my friends get all the shine that they can get. You're like me.

You know what I mean? Because everybody fucking, we all eat. We all eat. Some of us eat, you know, later. He's so mad. I was saying it was second course and third course. Yo, there's nothing wrong with that, by the way. Stop looking at me.

I'm not just saying there's nothing wrong with it. Nobody knows who we're looking at. The best part is, I didn't know. You got the wrong friend. I'm just saying, we all call it dessert. It's all right, baby. Listen, guys, Dylan. I have so many more stories, but this has been how long?

I can go forever. It's like an hour and a half. I think we're at four almost. It doesn't matter. Four hours. Hold on one second. No one's watching. Let's just talk. Hold on one second. Let me see. How long are we at, Miles? Let me check my phone. I got like girls. Oh, shit. Yeah, we have to wrap up this podcast. Why? What do you got to do? You got nowhere to go. Because I have responsibilities

too. We have people who love us. Holy! That was just mean. That was a mid-joke. You say sorry. I was going to let you know what's happening. Nah, they love you. You love them, right? You can't take that back. They love them. I know, but that was a mid-joke. You say sorry. I'm just going to let you know what's happening. Nah, they love you. You love them, right?

Nah, see, you can't take that back. They love them. I know, but that was a mean one. But they love you. That was a little bull. But that's a joke then. It's a joke. If they love you, it's a joke.

If you can't see things that are not true. Oh, that kind of bothers you. Are you being sensitive again? Yeah. Have we not shown you enough love? Hey, I love you, buddy. Love you too. Dylan, you're excellent, brother. Hey, buddy. Love you, too. Done. You're excellent, brother.

Hey, dude. What's this fucking lines, bro? We believe you, and we believe in you. Yep. And we love you, bro. I'm going to knock you out. Hey, you're going to accept some love. Yeah.

I don't want it. I don't need your love. You know what? It doesn't matter if you need it or not. It's coming your way. This train is fucking coming, bro. Unconditional, dude. You're talented.

Unconditional. I can't fucking tell. Hey, hey, dude. You're talented. Unconditional. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What if you're on this hug demo right now? Hey, you're great, you're entertaining, and you got courage to get there in the fucking ring. Respect. Don't do anything with that. That's a good, honest handshake. Respect.

Don't do anything with that. Hey, tell the crowd, though, I am entertaining. What the fuck did just happen? I know, but that was fake. No, it wasn't. Because you know it's annoying. People are like, he's monotone, this and that. I'm like, bro, fucking fuck you. I'm entertaining. Have you been insulted on this podcast?

I know, but you can't tell when he's serious, this fucker. He's like looking at me with his freaking shitty acting face and it's like, I can't fucking figure it out. That was sincere. We all meant it. Your lip is quivering. I was just nice to you. Your lip is quivering. I'm a little dehydrated.

It's okay. I've been mopping the floor with you in jujitsu for the last hour. Obviously, it's taking it out on me. I've never done jujitsu until today. I didn't realize

I was so fucking good. You got to. You gotta learn to accept it. I just can't tell if you're being serious. I can tell when he's being serious. We're all being serious. I feel like you're a little bit

more timid this time. The first time, I think I pushed on you a little bit. But it was only us three, so I needed to, you know how like entertainment and comedy goes. I need someone to bat on. Nigga, we was in the room too. Yeah, I know. I had you guys behind the wall, bro. That's what I'm talking about.

Come and see you guys. You're behind the wall with a microphone in our ear. Oh, goodness. You're in the back. See? See? I served it up for you. Boom.

Slammed to death. Even if you never fought again, you're worthy of love, brother. You're in the back. See? See, I served it up for you. Boom. Slammed it down. Even if you never fought again, you're worthy of love, brother. Yes. 100%. Okay, what's this fucking kumbaya bullshit? Yo, yo, yo. Even if you never did MMA ever again. Can I come on the show and be the fifth guest?

Whenever you want. Yes. Whenever you want. Yes. Don't bullshit me, because when I ask you to come on. And I mean that because I don't think you're going to show up to this fight. You know what's fucked up? Theo didn't want me on this podcast.

I think because he said that certain people don't riff with him. I'm like, I think I would do good with him. Nah, bro. I think you would too. I know. I think he doesn't know my humor because we only met once. That's fair. And I think you do great.

Because he said a lot of MMA guys he has on, he doesn't air them. I don't see you on a pod as more MMA. I see you as a pod more wrestling. He was like, I had tons of them that had to cut because it was like, he's like, people don't get my humor and it's just awkward. And it's just like, I want to do his pod. You should you as a bot. He was like, I had tons of them that had to cut because it was like, he's like, people don't get my humor and it's just awkward. Yeah.

But I want to do his bot. You should. He's great. I want to meet Burt Kreischer. I like Burt Kreischer. Burt is fucking great. He's a man.

But we're not talking about that. We're talking that you're great and you deserve love. I appreciate it. And the homies that are showing you love,

obviously your boys here, they care about you. Thank you. You know what I mean? And that's genuine. I appreciate it. And whenever you want to come on.

You should pull back a little bit on that. The way you're promoting this fight. That's distasteful. It's not that. I'm with that. It's distasteful. This is what I'll say. Everything else.

They don't call me the bad guy for no reason. Hold on one second. This is what I'll say. You bring that energy to you, bro. On this podcast. Listen. Hold on one second. Logan's a scumbag.

Hold on. If it was a normal person. Hold up. Dylan. Listen. Regardless if they's a scumbag. Hold on. If it was a normal person, I would agree with you. Hold up, hold up. Dylan. Listen. Regardless if they're a scumbag or not, the man filmed the dead body, but I'm going too far. I'm not saying, two things can be wrong. Here's the thing.

Where eye for eye doesn't make the fucking blue eyes. Wow. Fool me twice, kick it, fool me again. You can't, come on. Eye for an eye doesn definitely make the blue eye. I don't even know where you was going with that. I've been doing podcast since 10 a.m. No, no, no.

His brain shut off. It's done. It's done. I've been having some problems. You know what's funny? It's done. But what's funny is you knew you didn't have the end of it, and you went into it anyway. The confidence.

Bro, I've been talking since fucking 9 a.m., bro. That's what he was saying This is my take away from the pod Ariel was two and a half hours You don't need anything To that idiot I like him now we're cool I can't go back

He's second greatest journalist Listen he is second greatest and he's fucking great Who's the first Come on He's sitting with him he's fucking great. Who's the first? Come on. The first time I made journalists on a planet. He's sitting with him. Terrible. He's sitting with him.

Terrible. We got the best interview out of you, out of anyone. You know what? You don't even believe that. Look me in my eyes and tell me that. I'm not the greatest jujitsu practitioner that you've ever faced. Okay, well, that's... Add that.

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if you need something I would I know you got tons of money but if you needed something I would do you have like that kind of money? I don't know I'm not bragging about the money I have I'm just saying I'll put Flickr on my shorts if you needed something so that you could get to the fight everyone dropped out because of the woman thing

oh okay well whatever you guys don't support women's Everyone dropped out because of the woman thing. Oh, okay. Well, whatever. You guys don't support women's rights, right? No. Of course not. Yeah. So, what I'm trying to say is that this pod I actually really enjoyed this. Shut up. Was so fun. I was about to say something. You were so fun on this pod.

You're so fun on this pod. And I'm glad that we got to do this because the last time was really fun and you were shit-faced drunk. And then this time you're sober and it's better than when you were drunk. You're going to give my mom ammo now because she's always like, when you're sober, you're way better.

I think I'm better when I'm drunk. That's what my mom always says. We make fun of you with the little whatever shit, but you're actually fucking sharp when you want to be sharp and way sharper when you're fucking sober. But what I would say is you could promote a fight

any way you want. You choose. It's your life. You do whatever you want. You're the one going to the ring. Nobody will tell you otherwise, but when you want to turn it on, you can fucking turn it on

and that is a talent and I mean that sincerely. I appreciate it. That's all. One thing I'll say, I had a lot of fun today and I feel like I needed this. This was like,

this was like, I don't know. This is very cool. I I feel like I needed this. This was like, I don't know. Let's fucking go, boy. I lost stress when you're fighting. This was fun. I enjoyed this. I had a great time. I mean that.

I had a great time. This was fun as fuck. Dylan motherfucking Danis, everybody. This fight is happening, yo. That was fun. This fight is fucking happening.