Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Dillon Danis Wants Jake Paul's Head
Episode Date: April 13, 2021This week Andrew, Akaash, Alexx and Mark sit down with Dillon Danis and talk about: - Dillon's beef with Jon Jones - Dillon's beef with Khabib - Dillon's ability to troll - Kid Kudi's dress - Jordan P...eterson's new Red Skull depiction and MUCH MUCH more
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What were you saying to Khabib that got him so upset?
Jake is such a pussy, bro.
Why did your boy Connor shout to Prop 12, stiff Dustin on a charity, bro?
I mean, you're not the most athletic man. I'm a North.
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you not seeing?
I think what Arnold Schwarzenegger, excuse me.
I think what he accomplished in his life is more impressive than being president.
Yeah.
By far.
Not even close.
In what capacity?
Like to get elected?
The difficulty level.
Getting elected president is literally getting chosen by the powers that be to be their slave.
Okay?
Arnold Schwarzenegger willed his way.
From Austria. From Austria to America. okay arnold schwarzenegger willed his way from austria from austria to america to become the biggest action star in the world and then the governor of california and the only reason that
he's not president is because legally he cannot be and if he legally could we would have elected
his ass i guarantee it and you forgot mr olymp. He was that first. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's the whole beginning of the shit.
The guy couldn't speak English and became the biggest action star in the world.
He was so amazing that they wrote an entire film around him not saying anything.
Fire.
And then the guy learned how to say shit, and they're like, fine, you can be in the next one, and you'll be the star of that one.
Fine, you can be governor.
You can be governor. You can be governor. What Arnold Schwarzenegger did is, again,
what he did is far more impressive
than what any president
has ever done
except Obama.
Okay.
Make sure you put that one.
I think except Obama.
And the reason I say except Obama
is because Obama
had very little political experience
and political exposure.
Yeah.
The dude put the whole world in his
palm in a matter of months yeah through a few amazing speeches like what he did was unbelievable
and again pre-social media like that shit went viral before there was viral his keystone speech
or whatever all of it yeah so it is but i'm just saying i i think i'll be honest with you
i think what schwarzenegger did was more impressive than even Obama.
Nah, relax, relax.
I really do.
Obama's from America.
Yeah, do you guys not believe he's from America?
Sorry, Al, again.
Jesus, this guy.
I mean, come on.
Obama's a man, isn't he?
Unbelievable, man.
Bro, I'm being honest.
Let's just look at what he did he became
mr olympia or whatever right yeah very impressive very difficult and give you that very difficult
to do has to lift the most shit or whatever and then look amazing doing it that's just genetics
nothing you can do right take steroids and hopefully your muscles fill out in a way that's
beautiful he gets it done okay okay after that goes into an acting career in a way that's beautiful, he gets it done. Okay. Okay? After that,
goes into an acting career in a language
that he doesn't speak.
Mm-hmm.
In a country
that is not his own
and becomes
America's sweetheart
with the thickest
Austrian accent
in history.
Hitler had less
of an Austrian accent
than Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Yeah, what year was he born?
Probably not that long
after World War II.
Like,
he's probably famous
like 20 years
after World War II. We just mo famous like 20 years after World War II.
We just mollywhopped his family.
We just let that go.
Yeah, it's been no big deal.
Oh, you're from the birthplace of Hitler?
I don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Literally, everybody that is a fan of Arnold Schwarzenegger
was just rooting against him and the people that sound just like him.
47.
Bro, he born five years A.H.
Yeah.
Son, his parents were fucking after listening to Hitler, bro.
Hitler was talking on the news, and then they made him right afterwards.
He was Hitler, baby.
He was Hitler, baby.
So do you go back in time or kill Hitler or Schwarzenegger?
I think you got to kill Schwarzenegger if you really want to change history.
If you want to change history.
Dude, he came in and he went like this to clint eastwood he goes bye
yeah like that see you later maggot clint easter was the dude okay the motherfucking marlboro man
yeah that was a hard word to say bro dude schwartz came in bye bro adios blitzkrieg
not playing games, dude.
But what about a president like George Washington?
George Washington is the greatest man in history.
Outside of the slavery regime.
Over Lincoln?
Honestly, over Lincoln, dude.
That's your guy.
Over Lincoln.
That's your guy.
He was a whack-ass general, lost mad battles.
That was the strategy.
That was the strategy.
Nah, he just had a little popularity.
There's degrees of brilliance
to what Washington did, right? Like, look, we're just
going to have to lose some of these. That's it.
We're going to have to stretch this war on as long as we possibly
can, and we're going to make it too expensive
for England to keep on going.
We're just going to have to lose some of these.
That's not a show of the line of thinking.
Thank you very much, Mark. I was about to say it, but I'm glad
you said it. We weren't America yet.
We didn't have our values.
The second we came America, we stopped losing.
Before that, we were England.
England loses.
So he was anti-American.
We took an English strategy.
His strategy is anti-American.
Until he made America.
This is why he's the most impressive.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
If you say he's black, you got me.
Over Schwarzenegger.
Over Schwarzenegger.
He actually was black.
There you go.
George Washington was black. Most go george washington was black
he got it there's a different george washington who made peanut butter but
carver might be the most impressive george washington oh no that's the most impressive
george washington i thought about that god fucking george washington carver is the most
impressive george washington 100 and the fact that black people
don't claim him
like you should
is embarrassing
you don't claim him at all
where's he from
what state
he's our secret agent
because he makes something
that slowly kills
some of you whites
who are too weak to handle it
peanut butter
I'm telling you
he's a sneaky agent
holy shit
that's a great point
so we know that
oh my god
no George
peanut butter
all these peanut butter allergies all these little white George Peanut butter All these peanut butter allergies
All these little white kids
Are dying of fucking peanut butter allergies
Because George Washington
Put that shit in way before
Oh my god
And whoever's
Populized drinking milk
That was back on us
Oh yeah
Taking us out slow
Payback
That's payback
Because we can't
Payback against the black community
For peanuts
Oh my goodness
Who populized drinking milk
I don't know
Hopefully not Schwarzenegger.
Eli Whitney probably.
That's crazy.
Yo,
shout out to Eli Whitney,
bro,
that cotton gin,
dog.
Yo,
that motherfucker
is weird.
Yo,
that's a tough dude
because he's like,
man,
these slaves are working
too hard,
but I don't want
them to stop.
No,
I think the thing he was trying to help slavery, he was trying to like curb it. No, he wasn't. Apparently they were going to end slavery man these slaves are working too hard but i don't want them to stop no i think just make it easier
i think the thing he was trying to help slavery he's trying to like no he wasn't apparently they
were gonna like end slavery because it wasn't lucrative and then he was like no no no he was
i figured it out he's the elon musk he's really the elon musk of slavery
elon musk will call him dude but you know the thing and i'm sure somebody's gonna joke about
this but like eli whit Whitney didn't invent it.
The guy Eli Whitney owned invented it.
Yeah, but he probably wanted no credit.
He's probably like, you know what?
You got that.
Well, yeah, of course he doesn't want credit because he kept slavery around him, dude.
Right?
But there was a black dude that worked for him who was like, dude, there's a way easier
way to pick this cotton.
We don't have to take all these little seeds out with our fingers, and we can get so much
more cotton that I don't have to break my back.
And Eli Whitney was like, you thought.
Damn.
Isn't that fucked up?
Yeah, that's fucked up.
I don't know if he had slaves.
You can look up to see if he had slaves.
Yeah, apparently the grand irony is that the person who invented the idea was a slave.
I knew it, bro.
I knew it.
Yeah.
Anywho.
That guy snitched on himself.
Snitched on himself.
Back to George Washington, the original George Washington.
This is why he's so impressive he relinquished power himself i think that's the first time in history that that's happened and that's how he changed the course of history
he was in power there were no term limits he could have stayed in power as long as he wanted
he was beloved by the people he just defeated the greatest army in history he served two terms and
he said in order for this to work, I have to give this up.
I have to give up this power to the people who were fucking idiots, by the way.
The average person back in the day couldn't read.
Nobody could read.
They didn't have any teeth.
He was like, these people should make the decisions.
You know how now we're like, I can't believe anybody can vote.
People are idiots.
People are so much smarter than they used to be back in the day.
And that motherfucker said, yo, y'all got it.
Figure it out.
This great American experiment has to happen.
The only way it can work is if I give up the power.
That shit is impressive.
He just wanted to retire.
As impressive as peanut butter.
He just wanted to retire.
Yeah, I know.
I think he wanted some time off.
He found a graceful exit.
Good for you.
That don't make you more impressive than Schwartzy.
I hate it when you fucking belittle things that seem exciting to me.
No, no, no.
Okay, fair enough.
Fair enough.
George Washington Carver, because he stayed in the game to the end.
Bro, he's about the peanut, yo.
Bro, he had a speech back in the day where he was like, one day, I have a dream.
He said, I have a dream.
He goes, I have a dream.
Macadamias.
That my kids will be making sandwiches with cashew nuts,
almond nuts, with all different types of nuts to make this butter.
A PB&J is just a symbolism for unity.
You know what I mean?
Yes, it is.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yes, it is.
Where does jam come from?
Exactly.
Where does it come from, Mark?
From jam berries.
From berries, bro.
Jam berries.
It comes from berries.
And the blacker the berry, the?
Sweeter the berry.
Sweeter the juice.
Sweeter the juice.
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Okay.
We have peanut butter.
We have juice.
And what color is the bread?
White.
White bread.
White people.
Black people.
Juice. Coming together. Coming together to make one thing yep that's impossible to eat the shit sticks to the roof of your fucking mouth
okay you can barely swallow it has zero nutrition yep that's america that's what we do
america baby that's what we are america is the great not melting pot peanut butter and jelly sandwich great
pb and j the great pb and j and i'm proud to be a part of it god bless this nation me too dog
god bless i'm empowered you're empowered yeah what type of power wonder friend
bread power okay what else going on man
Let's hit a couple more
We got some
We got some wild shit going on
Hold up
Alright
So Kid Cudi's wearing a dress on SNL
Bro
The funny thing about this is like
Can't we just make fun of him
For wearing something stupid
Like we make fun of people's clothes
For so
So many different reasons
But like if you make fun of him
For wearing a dress All of a sudden it becomes this like gender issue shit.
And it's like you look dumb.
You just look dumb.
Like guys look dumb in things that cut off right here.
And then your little titty fat on the side, underarm pip fat is hanging over the dress.
You look stupid.
You look stupid.
So we're going to make fun of you for looking stupid.
It's not a bigger fucking issue.
We don't have to go all Dave Chappelle on it and be like, oh, what is society is making you?
I understand you like Kurt Cobain.
Maybe you want to give a little homage to him so you wear a dress.
He wore a lot of different fucking things.
But if you want to wear a dress, that's fine.
I was like, didn't you already pay homage to him with the cardigan?
You going, how much did you love Kurt Cobain?
I didn't even know about this.
Not as much as he loves attention.
You know what you're doing, bro.
You get any attention and then don't fucking cry about it.
If I'm a little Nas X, I'm a little tight.
Like, bro, you can't let me have two more weeks of my video.
We squashing that.
Take up this gay energy.
You thought you was gay.
Yeah.
I'm going to show you gay.
Oh, look at that.
How cute, though.
A little smile on his face.
He happy in a dress.
I'm sure the dress is off-white.
It's made by Virgil Abloh.
Yeah, of course.
Allegedly.
Nah, he said that. It's a white dress. It says off-white on it, actually. The shit iswhite. It's made by Virgil Abloh. Yeah, of course. Allegedly. Nah, he said that.
It's a whack dress.
It says off-white on it, actually.
The shit is whack.
It's a corny dress.
It's a whack dress.
It's corny.
Like, you just look stupid.
Nah, real talk.
If you don't have that off-white on it, you get that shit at TJ Maxx for your niece.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, if you're going to rock a dress, at least rock some fire.
I'm going to say something objectively, and you know that I'm critical of Kanye.
Yeah.
The kilt that he wore, and I'm Scottish.
Yeah, you're Scottish, bro.
Was flames.
That was kind of dope.
That heavy leather kilt, that shit was fire.
Okay?
Now, I'm sure I've clowned him tons for appropriating my culture.
And I did probably say that.
I don't really care if you appropriate culture, but it's nice to point out when that happens
the other way.
Why can't we have a white uh appreciation month
what is it white people history month yeah why why isn't there a white history month right
why can't we have a white lives matter right white people love that argument bro yeah and you know
the funny thing is like white people i know this is on white like we don't even care about being
white that much like amongst white people we never talk about being white we never have any conversations about being most of you don't there's a being white that much. Amongst white people, we never talk about being white. We never have any conversations about being white.
Most of you don't.
There's a small percentage that are really into it.
Yeah.
Like the foot fetish, you know what I mean?
There's a percentage that's foot fetish.
There's a percentage that's white fetish.
I guess.
I just feel like they don't even tap that much into that.
I feel like they're probably more religious than they are that.
Show me the white people who are like, we love being white and nothing else.
Everyone at the Capitol?
You think?
No, but they also,
he's saying,
this is what y'all are debating.
Is white the most important thing
or is the most important thing
Trump, QAnon, whatever?
What's their biggest thing
I identify with?
Do I identify as
and take pride in I'm white
or do I take pride in
I'm stopping pedophiles?
I don't know.
I mean, they were kind of here when Trump came along. Check it like this. Check it like this. Do I identify as and take pride in I'm white or do I take pride in I'm stopping pedophiles? I don't know.
Check it like this.
There are white people that don't really care about being white, but they don't like black people.
Okay.
They don't like you for your blackness.
They just don't care about their whiteness.
They might be Italian as fuck.
You know what I mean?
They might be like Irish.
They might have their little thing that they identify with, but they don't really care about being white i've never met to this day
in my entire life i met a lot of whites that like have valued whiteness it's an illusion unless it's
in rap it's in what if it's in rap okay go if a white rapper succeeds then i'm like nice dude
oh yeah i'll be loving white oh yeah like white basketball players like jason williams love like
that's the only time you're ever proud for someone for doing something
and they're white. You know what I mean?
You acknowledge their whiteness. As if it's in something that
white people don't do good. Athletics or hip-hop.
Yeah. You see a white rapper, you're like,
nice, dude. Nice to see yourself reflected.
White guy running the 100-meter
dash. Dude, I'm always rooting for that guy.
I'd be rooting for him. And he always loses.
You gotta watch the race like this.
You watch it like this. You got the black guys all the way over here you watching this guy stumble through the 50 yard line come on greek you tying his shoes and yeah so fucking chet hanks come on run bro
shout out to chet white boy summer um i guess what i'm saying is like the a lot of times when
you see this like white pride shit i think it it's pussy because they don't really feel it.
They're just being reactionary.
Yeah, okay.
It's just backlash.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm not saying that they don't hate y'all.
No.
But they don't love them for that reason.
When I see black pride, I'm like, oh, they're trying to really make a movement to be proud of who they are as a race right black people are
going we need to be proud of ourselves we need to stop looking at ourselves in the way that people
who hate us look at us yeah it is a pride movement you're not denying that there's white supremacists
out there there's so many white supremacists out there but most most races yeah i'm not talking
about the little like groups of like kkk and shit like that. I'm talking about the average racist or the average...
I just think those groups are a little bit bigger than you put on.
Here's what he's saying.
Here's what I think he's saying.
You know how Malcolm said black people aren't racist, they're reactionary racist?
Where white people are racist toward them, so they're racist back.
White people aren't prideful.
We're reactionary prideful.
White supremacy is like reactionary pride, where they see you guys being proud and they
kind of don't like you. They're like you know what I'm proud of me
too let me take it out
thank you for communicating that better than I could ever fucking do
let me give you an easier one to
digest also because
with a racial component it's just so difficult
because we all have these like visceral memories
of racism so it's hard to remove ourselves
but remember the straight pride parade
yeah that's just reactionary there
was a straight pride parade that they were trying to do i think like up in boston or something like
that straight people we don't have straight pride yeah like we're not going yo you straight yeah
me too we love pussy but we don't sit and go god we need a flag for how straight we are or any of
these things we it's just a bunch of we it's just a bunch of straight people who are losers right
who are seeing gay pride and they're like well why can't i be proud of myself being straight and then then
reacting in a way to antagonize they're not really about that life unless it's a straight
drag queen then i'm like let's fucking go talk to me on that one that's what it is man it's like
the white rapper you see a straight drag queen straight drag queen killing it you're like let's
go that's my people who's a straight drag queen i don't think straight drag queen killing it? You're like, let's go. Those are my people. Who's a straight drag queen?
I don't think they exist.
Oh, Kid Cudi.
Yeah, Kid Cudi.
Let's go.
He's dressing in drag.
He's appropriating.
He's a drag king, dog.
He's a drag queen.
That's a drag king.
I mean, do y'all care about this shit?
I don't.
I don't care.
I just do think it's interesting, depending on race, what you do, even if it's the objective
same thing, the reactions are so different. even if it's the objective same thing like
the reactions are so different like post malone did the same exact thing he wore the same dress
as like an homage to uh kirk cobain the same exact uh-huh thing and nobody cared he's got a headline
where did he do it it was like some big like a festival thing or whatever like it's not snl but
still like it just doesn't get headlines but But, like, a black dude doesn't.
It's like, oh, he wore the dress.
Like, he did the thing.
It's interesting that way.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
It's the same thing as, like, the Chet Hanks effect.
Go on.
Like, anytime you see someone acting out of character for your stereotype of them,
it's going to generate attention.
So, like, Chet Hanks is supposed to be Tom Hanks. everything about tom is supposed to be chet yeah that's tom's son why would you not be exactly
like tom and then to see him getting like twerked on by jamaican bitches you're like what the fuck
is going on here this is not tom hanks this is attention and kid cuddy is supposed to be a rapper
if you don't know anything about him you know him you're like oh he should definitely be an address
but if you don't know anything about him you're him you're like oh he should definitely be an address but if you don't know anything about him you're like you're a rapper
yeah why aren't you doing tough rapper shit also you're black right there's a masculinity attached
to blackness especially with males right so like which creates the comedic juxtaposition
with them being in dresses right it's funnier to see the super masculine person in a dress
if you take thor and put him in a dress it's funny because he's not supposed to be he's hyper masculine right and we have that outlook on black males which is unfair to you guys maybe we
should look at you a little more feminine would you like that no we do we do it to ourselves
but sure but and also you can go back and like what are like the cultural uh you know what are
the cultural like impulses that create this like you grow up in a neighborhood that's a little more tough you got to act a little more tough and we're surviving
that neighborhood you taking advantage of right um also like media coverage saying like black
people are more dangerous or whatever and so you paint them as more masculine and more aggressive
and shit like that 100 so yeah he's playing into that to get attention good go for it get the
attention but we still gonna make funny you still gonna get these jokes bro you're a dude in a dress
yeah like you get made fun of yeah you can't get these jokes, bro. You're a dude in a dress. Yeah.
You get made fun of, bro. Yeah, you can't get made fun of.
Come around the block wearing a dress. What do you think we're gonna say?
Oh, that's off-white? Alright.
When that shit come out.
You know, like, no, you're gonna get these jokes.
I get jokes every single
week for wearing short pants.
Still haven't brought the short pants.
I don't know what happens when I sit down and get up.
That's true. You you haven't gone back yet
you really let
you got shamed
I'll be honest with you
I'll be honest with you
I think it was affecting views
I think it was affecting views
advertisers were getting nervous
I think advertisers
were getting nervous
I got a couple calls
from Bluetooth
they were concerned bro
they were concerned
we need you to cut that shit out
fans were ordering
too much products
like a jerk off
from camis.
That's what was happening.
That might have been what happened.
Pants are just like your dress.
You know what I mean?
It's like, man, he wore the pants.
He wore the pants, dude.
It's sad when you see a white man wearing the pants.
You know what I mean?
Men, wear the shorts.
So it is possible.
So Kid Cudi, I don't know. Is he bitching about i don't know is he bitching about it he's probably
not bitching about it if he gets emotional if he does this kardashian shit then i'll be upset
if he goes this is what i wanted to do to get attention and then the attention happens and
he just takes the attention i'm cool with that but if you do the dumb thing to get attention
and then get upset at the attention i'll lose my shit yeah
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talked about on patreon about about the chloe thing yeah like where chloe has this picture of
her come out right and it's not perfectly photoshopped like the rest of her pictures
and then she goes it's just she tries to get white for the internet and she's like it's just so hard for me to keep up with the uh the societal expectations of a woman's body type and it's like you
fucking the expectation bitch yeah you fucking wretched bitch i love it you and your family
yes i've been making women feel all of our wives and girlfriends feel insecure every single day
for photoshopping your images
carving up your fucking skeletons shooting shit in your body to create unrealistic standards for
women right you can do it for the entire waking every woman on the planet that can't afford that
shit or it wasn't born even close to the way that you fraudulently look making them feel like shit
yep and made billions of dollars in the process right making them feel like shit, and made billions of dollars in the
process, right?
Making women feel like shit, right?
And then you're going to act like the victim of your own creation.
Mr. Frankenstein, if you get killed by the robot, that's on you, homie.
That's on you.
You made a fucking robot.
Robots get a robot sometimes.
It's like Usain Bolt complaining about the world record.
He's like, who made it so fast? How dare they? Who did that so fast how dare they who did that how dare they make a record it's an impossible
standard how are we gonna beat this record it was unbelievable bro i i couldn't i was infuriated by
it yeah and i'm not trying to be like protective of women or something about over this i'm just i
hate people who have blood money and play victim or who have blood money and play virtuous.
Yeah, you really hate that.
I fucking hate it.
If you make your money with blood.
Yep.
Now, they're not killing people, but they are not making people feel good.
No.
Okay.
So you made your money with some blood.
For sure.
Exactly.
Harmful or helpful?
Not even a question.
Harmful.
Blood money, right?
Don't cry about how you're bleeding.
Yeah.
You chose that sport.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
You chose to play quarterback.
Sometimes you get concussed.
Yeah.
That's what you chose.
If you want to make the blood money and then not be virtuous or cry at all, hey, bro, do
you.
Get yours.
A lot of people made blood money in this country.
The Kennedys got some blood money.
Every rich motherfucker got some blood money.
Yeah.
Mark, reading this documentary right now or reading this book right now about rockefeller motherfucker got blood yeah people got blood and
that's okay but if you play virtuous that drives me crazy too yeah you're gonna have blood money
then tell me how to live yeah motherfucker you got blood on your hands yeah generally speaking
choose one or the other i'm gonna be virtuous generally or i'm gonna get my blood money
generally yeah man this this playing a victim shit is yeah i don't know just don't say nothing right it's so easy not saying that but i gotta
feel bad for you and we respect the people who don't say nothing and own it i think that's part
of why we love the joker bro this guy's just a fucking he just loves mayhem and that's what it
is and there's never any like because the ecosystem needed to be evened out yeah i love this i love
that she experienced this because now you know what every girl experiences when
they post their bikini on Instagram and they're scrolling through their shit and then they
see one of you or your sisters.
Yeah.
Every single one goes, oh, fuck, my body doesn't look like that.
Yeah.
My face doesn't look.
All these girls right now got to put a filter on their face just to post a picture on their
story.
You know how tragic that shit is?
It's unreal.
They look at their own face and they go, this isn't good enough for the world to see so i'm
gonna put fucking deer ears on it yeah and then i can post it that shit is tragic bro yeah that's
crazy it's gross it's more sad when it's not even the animation when it's just the subtle change
make your nose a little smaller oh that face too and shit you can make your face look like however you want it's crazy yeah it's crazy yeah it's just yeah so if you are responsible for this partly i'm not going to put
everything on them but they are partly leaders of it they're definitely leaders and they made
billions of dollars doing this shit you don't get to cry when it comes back on you hell no you shut
the fuck up and you take it yeah simple as that yeah or get out the
game i got a little respect for the courtney because she did the least surgery but also it's
out the game she's just like look i don't want to be part of it right now she's i'm miserable
and she did the least shit so like all right fair enough i never get riled up with the kardashians
because their currency is attention so it's like hey let me create the standard and fucking cry about it
it's like i'm getting attention from both sides so she's not even really crying she's just like
i need to get some attention yeah no i'm talking about it she's buzzing she was trending topic
for a picture leaking i still don't even believe the picture leaked i think create the problem and
then cry about the problem their currency is attention so they are literally bond villains
they've mastered it though but
you remember that bond movie where like they created the tragedy and then wrote about it in
the news like the guy was this like media mogul and he's like we'll just create the terror attack
and then we'll be the first ones to report on it yeah like that's what they're doing they're
terrorizing the internet and then reacting to the terror yeah that's fine to just throw some
fucking gas on it they're the best no i don't think they are beasts yeah i don't think she's doing that i think she's
genuinely affected but respect if that's what they're doing i just don't think it is and either
way us giving it attention they just make more money every time we talk about them they make
money now i'll be honest with you right now if she came out and she was like i realized how
hypocritical i am i fuck it i'm it was embarrassing
for me to even say that that's my bad i would i would take back everything i just said and and
she was like i realized how like us photoshop and shit you know makes other people feel
uncomfortable makes women have unrealistic standards so i can't really be out here
complaining when a picture of me ends up on the internet god forbid yeah you know like you want
i would i would go okay you're good
i'm with it yeah but you're not gonna lie to my face and then me be okay with it yeah
come on now i'm riled up what the fuck else we got now we're charged up talk to me you want to
talk about uh marvel uh coming out with red school based off of jordan peterson can you break that
down so basically what i read about it is there's an author, Ta-Nehisi Coates,
who is a black activist and has written a lot about black success
and activism in the United States.
Very left wing.
Yeah, very left wing.
And he was brought in by Marvel to write, or I guess consult on the new-
Captain America?
I'm not actually positive which comic it is. Red Skull's usually the villain for Captain America. I'm not actually positive which, which comic it is.
Red skulls,
usually the red red captain America.
Yeah.
So he's writing for that.
And basically I just saw excerpts from the comic,
but basically red skulls character is based off of Jordan Peterson,
the philosophy of the character,
right?
So basically the like red skulls whole thing is he's like,
okay,
I'm going to come in.
I'm going to give men that are lost a purpose.
I'm going to tell them that, you know, they're'm going to tell them that they're going to fight for themselves
and they're going to fight for their culture and their people and blah, blah, blah.
But at the end of the day, they're left wanting more and they're hopeless
and they're worthless and blah, blah, blah.
And I can get them to do anything when I make them believe in themselves.
Ultimately, they'll fight for me and whatever else.
He's basically, Red Skull is radicalizing men to fight for his evil cause.
And then the ways he's doing it that
are similar to the peterson are right and so like they'll have little excerpts from the comics i can
even pull them up but one was uh 10 rules for life jordan peterson has 12 rules for yeah so like
there's very direct like uh sort of like yeah clean your room yeah there's things like that
make your bed and like cultural marxism or buzzwords that are put in there yeah and uh
jordan peterson responded to it being like, yeah, this is absurd.
And then he's kind of leaned into the humor of it.
Like online, people started taking actual Jordan Peterson quotes
and then putting them on Red Skull.
And it's like, make your bed.
Like the supervillain.
It's like Nazi supervillain is,
you should make your bed in the morning.
Take responsibility for your life.
Take care of your family.
Don't lie.
Things that he actually, I guess, believes in.
But it does bring up an interesting discussion.
And we were having this talk when we were traveling to Raleigh,
which is like, I guess Ta-Nehisi Coates is implying
that Jordan Peterson's rhetoric leads to white extremism
or alt-right behavior.
Is that fair to say?
Yeah.
I guess his argument would be that Jordan Peterson funnels people into alt-right Nazism or something.
Right.
Which Jordan Peterson is vehemently against Nazism.
Right.
I mean, his whole research is based around how do we not create a Hitler type, right?
That's why he's against censoring of speech because he believes that those Hitler types censor.
He's like, freedom of ideas is what stops a Hitler thing.
And this is not me capping for Peterson.
I'm just trying to say this is at least my understanding of Peterson.
So what is interesting is the discussion, I think, is how much responsibility do you have for your followers?
Let's say Jordan Peterson getting people who maybe felt like they weren't allowed to
love themselves or weren't allowed to have pride, or maybe they were like these white kids that were
like listening to a lot of leftist philosophy, which is like, hey, white person, you're racist
no matter what. You're sexist no matter what. And they felt a lot of insecurity based on that.
And then Jordan Peterson goes, no, you're not a bad person. Like this leftist stuff about you
just being born racist is wrong. Like you're a good guy maybe a certain percentage of them take that and go a little
bit more extreme and they start going a little bit alt-right yeah jordan peterson is not saying
the alt-right stuff but if he is the gateway drug what responsibility does he have again i don't believe he is but if that is the argument
of tanahisi coates is he at all responsible for what people who follow his stuff do
yeah it's tough because it's i think it's more nuanced than that you're not responsible for
everybody you can't be but there is some responsibility and i don't know i don't
listen to a lot of jordan peterson but if he keeps saying like yo guys we cannot walk down
the path of supremacy racial supremacy in any direction white supremacy is bad whatever then
he's doing what he can do that's really all you can do is keep saying within your message like
all right guys let's try to keep this shit focused on what i'm saying and not take it further and the
guys that go off the reservation at that point stop listening to you.
Exactly.
Because they're not listening to your message.
And once they start breaking your message, they're no longer responsible.
They're not my follower anymore.
I can't bring them back.
They found some new drug for them, some new place that fills the void.
Where what I'm trying to teach, and this is going off what we're saying here, what I'm
trying to teach is you have self-worth.
Once you have self-worth, you generally stop seeking a bunch of new shit real self-worth you're trying you're filling the
void yourself so you don't need somebody else to fill but if that void didn't get filled from what
i taught you it helped a little bit and it covered it up like a band-aid then when the band-aid is
ripped off all right i need my new thing what's kind of like this but a little bit more dopamine
or whatever stronger hit now it's just a little bit more extreme thing then a little more extreme
thing and i can't be responsible for that.
My shit didn't help you. That's not my fault.
I'm not responsible for you.
That's what I'm from. And again, I
haven't read... He'd be having a lot
of rules, this guy. So I don't really know it.
But you can't be responsible for it.
Literally distilled it down to just
12 rules for all life. That's a lot. But you got more rules
than Jesus, dog. How you got more rules than
Jesus? Chill, son. Jesus got down to 10, bro. to 10 bro lop too old yeah round it down dog who the fuck is you
to have more rules than jesus son what do you think mark that's the thing like i like i'll
listen to jordan peterson like i don't i never thought that anything he said was like super
radical like obviously there was controversy what he said and i recognize the controversy
and i disagree with him on certain points.
Like he'll talk about like,
you know, leftist cultural Marxism and stuff
and how the left is blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like,
I feel like you're kind of mischaracterizing
what like the left is trying to do.
But ultimately like I understand
where he's coming from
and I agree with his points
on like a academic level.
But at the same time,
like, I don't know,
like he,
it might be reasonable to compare him to like weed
you know i mean like that people that do hard drugs will start with weed but but a lot of people
that do hard a lot of people that do weed don't end up doing hard drugs right and like there's
nothing wrong with weed right there might be something wrong with being addicted to like meth
or some shit yeah the entire philosophy of making weed illegal because it's a gateway drug that's a fallacy like yeah exactly so like yes like if you're comparing them to like
that gateway fallacy it's like there's a lot of people that get radicalized that don't listen to
jordan peterson and there are certain people that get radicalized that do listen to jordan peterson
so i i guess what i would ask uh tanahisi coats is uh do you feel the same way about islam yeah some people get radicalized listening to
tiny easy coats that's what it is i was trying to think what's the extreme left version yeah i would
say like do you feel like islam is the same thing as jordan peterson where a certain small very
small percentage of people by the way happy ramadan a very small uh a very small percentage of people that are Muslim will lead a life of a Muslim extremist, right?
And Islam will, I guess, bring them there.
But it's not really Islam.
It's like that person, again, needing to fill a void or these nefarious characters that are in their life pushing them in that wrong direction.
Do you place blame on Islam for that, Ta-Nehisi Coates?
Because there's like a philosophy that is potentially being the weed,
the gateway drug to that extremism?
Yeah.
I mean, or do you go,
those are completely separate things
and Islam is not responsible for that extremism.
Those extremists are responsible for the extremism
and they're using that drug.
What do you think, Al?
But one thing is like,
if he was outwardly calling the Red Skull character Jordan Peterson,
he's just taking a few of his philosophies that could be used to maybe.
Yeah, but isn't that the way you would do it?
You can't say.
That's like actual slander.
I think you'd get sued.
But it's a fictional character.
And like we just said, weed can be a gateway drug.
So if you're using some of his philosophies that could
be a gateway oh it's like it's definitely pussy the way he's going about it yeah but it's still
it's like it's pussy like really it's just just call him jordan peterson it's not creative really
and yeah that's really the big thing it's like oh okay you're trying to make this uh evil villain
be more like bad and you're just copying some bars from somebody else also you're making the evil villain the gateway like it should be the evil thing not the gateway yeah whoever is
the forest but you still need the the evil villains always have like a practice like they always have
philosophy yeah do you think it was a sub tweet that's kind of the way i look at it right i mean
yeah what what are the other things i mean i'm just looking. So this is an excerpt from the comic, apparently,
where basically they're having a conversation,
and this is something that Captain America says.
He says, it's the same for all of them.
They're men, weak, looking for purpose.
I found the flag.
You found the badge.
And then they found the skull, is the next comic.
And he says, he tells them what they've always wanted to hear,
and that they're secretly great, and that the world is against them,
and that if they're truly men, they'll back and bingo that's their purpose that's
what they'll live for and that's what they'll die for is what jordan peterson tweeted regarding the
comic so like that was the comic strip and he basically tweeted and said do i really live in
a universe where tani easy codes is writing a parody of my philosophy to be red school
so it's like and then in the comic it's like 10
rules for life chaos and order the feminist trap yeah yeah very specific like directed you know
chaos and order like these big themes that that peterson talks about i think one book was about
chaos that's so annoying dude so now what jonah peterson needs to do is have his version of black panther and just that's what you just gotta do
and just take some of his bars and put it as the fucking villain there you go
because at the end of the day it's a fictional character is gonna write the next black panther
that's hilarious jordan peterson will write a way better killmonger than way ton easy coats would
yeah and if killmonger finna take over, I want Jordan Peterson writing that one.
Yo, I haven't read the comic.
Maybe the comic book slaps
and Jordan Peterson gotta eat this.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, if the comic book slaps...
That excerpt did not slap.
I'll tell you that.
I was a little boring.
It just seemed on both of their parts.
Oh, yeah.
Jordan got better bars, bro.
Take the hot shit.
Sing him a song or something.
I don't know.
It just seemed kind of cheap.
It's a poem? What was he doing? That poem about all the fl like come on dude it's like it seems kind of cheap that you're gonna make a comic and like you're not gonna challenge
his ideas in like a direct way maybe he has maybe i haven't seen it and granted i'm also not privy
to all of jordan peterson's work so maybe he says stuff that is misinterpreted uh or maybe it is
like objectively wrong i don't know i haven't i haven't read his books. But at the same time, it seems cheap that you're going to
create a piece of entertainment.
Comic books are supposed to be
escapism. And then you're going to insert
a current political agenda.
It's just annoying and horny.
There are people that are reading this comic
that love Jordan Peterson, that have rekindled
relationships with their fathers because of
what Jordan Peterson wrote. And they're reading this and they're like,
really? Like Captain America, I'm trying to read this comic and you're
making the bad guy this guy that changed my life yeah i mean like i think it's clear that jordan
peterson has done objective good in the world yeah there's bigger fish to fry right aren't there
worse people to go after this is the guy this is the villain yeah who's hitler to you yeah like
red skull is hitler right it's super villain hitler essentially
yes so like who's the worst person that is existing you just take them yeah and you make
them red skull right yeah not this guy who you might find kind of annoying or whatever you know
what i mean like even if you made like an evil cop that was like trying to kill people it's like
yeah that's the fucked up and there are evil cops that are trying to kill black people like their intention is yeah and like it would be i don't
know in line with the story and the character and all that shit but instead of made like this
philosophical like this philosophical thing that now that being said i haven't read the whole
comic book that's true and i haven't read all of jordan peterson's work it could go
the comic book could go and if it goes goes, if it's entertaining, it wins.
And it's smart.
Let me attach it to somebody who has some influence.
Now people are talking about a comic book.
The last time you talked about a comic before.
This is the Kid Cudi dress of comic books.
Yeah, it's smart.
Well fucking done.
It's a cloud movie.
You go after somebody who has a huge social presence.
You know that people on social
media are going to react to it it's going to blow this fucking comic book out of i mean jordan
peterson is reacting to it he's putting out merch based on it he's like leaning all the way in he's
like putting out red skull merch that's smart yeah i mean it's smart to play into the comedy of it
but who are you really helping you're helping a guy yeah who trashed you and said you're hitler
but maybe he's helping himself and you're making money i'm curious to know what tanahisi
coates is responsible because i've listened to a lot of his stuff and i actually read tanahisi
coates's book you know he didn't seem like crazy radical you know i mean yeah he doesn't seem like
unhinged no he just seems like an activist that's looking for black success in america yeah and a
sharp guy obviously good writer but um he has a political
agenda which is totally fine nobody pushes back against that but there's another it's like it's
it's tricky when you just call your opposition hitler yeah you know it seems a little easy to
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Okay, we're sitting here right now with greatest grappler in mixed martial arts ever. Ever. I don't know. I got to pull the mic. I got to pull the mic next to me. Ever. Ever mixed martial arts ever.
Ever.
I got to pull the mic next to me.
Ever.
Ever, ever, ever.
Okay.
Greatest grappler in mixed martial arts ever.
Greatest.
I didn't say it.
You said it.
No, I didn't say ever.
You said ever.
I said ever, but you knew it.
I said greatest right now, but you said ever.
No, ever.
Come on.
Ever?
Okay.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
I don't know shit about it.
You said it, though.
You said it, though. You said it, though.
You acted like you said it.
You corrected me.
Stuttering a little bit, so I thought he was going to get out.
I was building the tension, bro.
I know.
I know.
Sometimes you just got to get out.
You want to slam dunk that shit.
Let me throw you the alley there.
You don't want to hurt people's feelings, but you got to be honest.
Got it.
Got it.
So we're going to be honest today.
Got to be honest with yourself.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
The greatest troll.
Ever.
No, no.
The greatest troll in combat. No, no.
The greatest troll in combat sports currently, I would say.
I'm not sure.
I just say the facts.
You know what I mean?
Let me preface why.
We'll get into that.
We'll get into that. Let me preface why.
And I need to qualify you with greatest grappler first.
Okay.
No, man.
Let's get into it.
But let me preface why.
Let's get into it.
You have had two MMA fights.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Sorry.
Sorry. Go. You have had two MMA fights. Wait for it. Wait for it.
But somehow, whoever you talk shit about responds to you.
I mean, it's the only way they get popular.
I mean, all these guys.
Are you good?
We got Dylan Dennis in the building, everybody.
We got Dylan Dennis on foot, too.
I'll get into it.
All right, talk to me.
Okay.
Where should I start? Because we got a lot to talk about. We got a big fight this weekend that right, talk to me. Okay. Where should I start?
Because we got a lot to talk about.
We got a big fight this weekend that I want you to weigh in on.
We've got recent Conor Dustin beef going on I want you to weigh in on. Very recent.
I know you're close to the camp.
You know what I mean?
But first, I want the people to understand you.
I want to understand you a little bit.
Well, you're saying two fights, but when you—
Let's talk about you real quick.
That'd be like Elon Musk going to Ford or something like that.
You know what I mean?
I don't need to fight that much because when you're that good, it going to Ford or something like that. You know what I mean?
I don't need to fight that much because when you're that good, it's like, why waste my
time?
You know what I mean?
So I just sat at the top.
I'm sitting here in Miami.
My voice is gone.
I've been fucking-
Partying since Friday.
Yeah, strippers all asses over my face.
Taking this sport seriously.
Yeah, exactly.
So I don't need to fight too much because nothing really offered to me.
Got you.
Now, you also had an injury.
I think you'd probably be fighting more if you didn't have the injury that too yeah i mean that added into it a little
bit but uh even with my knee fucked up like this i'll still you know you still maul people yeah
i'll take care yeah is there anybody in mma you wouldn't want to fight honestly
not trolling you just respect them so much and you're like this person is this person can outclass
me they have too much weight on me or something be honest i had beef with john jones we tried to
set up the fight and he ran for like years i mean john jones was running forever so john jones
is scared bro i i'm telling you right now you see his legs yeah you ever seen his legs they're
skinny like he got skinny legs i would snap that in two seconds no i'm not joking i swear to god
yeah he has me blocked on uh my voice is fucking going away it's okay he has me blocked on I would snap that in two seconds. No, I'm not joking. I swear to God.
He has me blocked on my voice is fucking going away. It's okay.
He has me blocked on Instagram.
He doesn't have DC blocked.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, he's like, I'm not joking.
So you're saying it was pure MMA fight.
No, jujitsu, you snap his legs easy.
Jujitsu wouldn't even, like I wouldn't even like show up because it would be too easy.
I mean, unless they pay me a lot of money.
In a fight, I mean. What if he's saying that about you? What if he's like, I'm not showing up. Bring would be too easy. I mean, unless they pay me a lot of money. In a fight, I mean.
What if he's saying that about you?
What if he's like, I'm not showing up?
Bring him here right now.
We'll show up.
I mean, come on.
Well, Alex is not like Jon Jones.
I was going to make a joke.
That was probably a bad joke.
I was going to say his coat dealer I saw the other night.
So I was like, oh, shit.
I'm messing.
I'm messing.
Okay, so Jon Jones is running from you. No, it's not like i could show you my phone right now
he's like blocked like he there they was like yo i don't want to like talk to you like ever like he
was like fucking like he was petrified really you know i could pull up my phone right now is he
petrified of you embarrassing him on the internet because you're good with the trolling i mean you
think he's genuinely soft soft you know i mean really you know how you know how to fuck with me you're a comedian i do it a little bit yeah exactly you know some people
just can't take it and i was like like some people just can't take it you just know what you're
dealing with you know okay but you genuinely feel like and and i give you credit here because i was
talking to joe and i texted you about this yeah right and joe told me when the whole jake paul
thing happened when you were doing uh brendan's show yeah right he said joe told me when the whole Jake Paul thing happened when you were doing a Brendan show.
Yeah.
Right.
He said, Joe told me, he's like, listen, if that kid got on that truck, he would twist
people's arms off of their body.
Now, he didn't, you're not in the room.
He's not trying to kiss ass or anything that he just has a lot of respect for jujitsu.
Yeah.
And he said, you're nice.
And then I was like, oh, is he really nice like that?
Because I thought you were fun with people.
I didn't know you were nice.
That clip was awesome, by the way. Of course. I love that clip. Now, I didn't know you were you're nice. And then I was like, oh, is he really nice like that? Cause I thought you were fun with people. I didn't know you were nice. That clip was awesome by the way.
Of course.
I love that clip, you know.
Now, I didn't know you were nice nice.
And I started to do some research and it turns out like.
Pretty nice.
You're that, you're that dude.
The best, yeah, the best, yeah.
The best.
Ever, ever.
I would even say you got out the sport
before it started to peak in popularity.
Bro, I mean.
Like you hopped out and then there's this new kid
yeah who uh gordon don't don't mention him please you gotta make it out you gotta make his life bro
i mean come on the biggest time is the biggest moment of his life you mentioned him right now
we don't go by his name we don't go by his name bro come on the kid begs at the teeth to be honest
with me come on he what if i walk around going to be fucking on his knees like this, bro.
Come on.
But you guys had a fight, though, didn't you?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, we went 15 minutes, and arguably, I believe I won the match, but everybody said
I won the match.
Not even just me.
But it was a draw.
Not even one point scored in 15 minutes.
And I didn't really train for that.
Really?
I was very sick at the time, and I had a staph infection,
and I still went to a decision with him.
Apparently, he's the best, but, you know, he's trash.
But he's doing a lot of the trolling and stuff that you might have started.
Yeah, because he wants to be me.
I seen him out one time.
He goes, you're the best.
Like, I want to be like you.
This and that.
I was like, just get out of my face.
Do you think he's standing on your shoulders, like what you built in jujitsu?
Do you think he's?
I mean, he's trying to, you know, ride the wave right you can't i mean there's only one me you know yeah
he's very cheesy too and his voice sounds like a i don't know you ever hear him talk
he has no swag ever his girlfriend at the time now is yeah i posted before he's been trying to
bang me so like it happened i posted the whole thing so his girlfriend was like yo when i met
you like you had this kind of swag this and that and he was like and i was like yo
like do you have a boyfriend she's like no but you like you have a presence about you and i was like
all right you know yeah that makes me feel bad i know i know i posted it yeah i posted before
i swear to god no i'm not joking so so once i was trying to this is kind of like up
the one time he was fighting she You think? She came backstage.
I swear to God, I'm not even fucking around.
He's fighting.
He's fighting.
She came backstage, right?
And I'm waiting.
Like, I'm waiting because my boy was fighting.
Like, same guy was fighting.
Not me.
It's your carry.
Yeah.
I probably could have got.
No, she just came back.
She just fucking kissed me.
I was like, yo, what the fuck?
You know?
I was like, I swear.
While he was fighting.
Where?
Lips or cheek?
No, lips.
Wow.
Full lips.
So you're saying.
Full lips.
You put a little tongue in?
I swear to God. Full lips. Full lips. You put the little tongue in? Yeah, full lips.
Full lips.
She tried to say tongue in,
but I shook that shit back.
Fucking with that motherfucker.
You shook it back with your tongue?
Yeah, I ain't touching that.
Fuck that.
That's grappling 101.
You gotta learn to block.
I was working on my parries, bro.
I'm not sure,
but I think you have to fight him now.
I don't think you have a choice.
I think he's coming for you.
Hold on. You guys have a shot? You guys want tequila?
We got rum, we got rum. How about rum?
Give me something because I'm gonna start getting into some real stories bro.
You want gin? You want whatever bro.
I'll have a little with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna have some with you. I'm gonna have that with you.
I'm gonna turn to Alex Jones in about 20 minutes bro.
I'll give you all the conspiracies about the f***ing agency bro.
You got a proper 12 or no? about the f***ing Disney thing bro. Yo, yo.
You got a proper 12 or no?
Oh, let's drink the proper 12 bro.
I gotta get a plug bro.
What the f*** was that?
That was like a f***ing fire water bro.
Let me grab a couple cups.
Mark, do you think you could grab us a couple cups?
Yeah, because I'm going to get into this shit then.
I'm going to get into it.
Alright, let's go baby.
Let's go dog.
I'm serious bro.
I really got to be talking into my shit bro.
We're gassing now.
We've been for a long one boys.
I got you Seth. Okay, you can't twist the top off a f***ing bottle bro. You twist people's arms off. I haven't slept in two, bro. I really got to be talking and doing my shit, bro. We're gassing now. We've been for a long one, boys. I got you, Seth. Okay, you can't twist the top
off a fucking bottle, bro.
You twist people's arms off.
I haven't slept in two nights, bro.
You got the greatest grip
in the history of MMA.
You can't take the top off
a fucking bottle.
I got a boating hat on right now, bro.
You better be able
to open it now, too.
You talking all that shit.
You better open that shit now.
Give me the fucking machete.
My boker went twice.
He's like, not for me.
Not for me.
Stop it.
All right, so go.
So go.
Okay, wait, where were we again?
You were smashing my man's girl.
Yeah.
Not willingly, though.
So he's wrestling with some other dude, right?
He's like all up in some other guy.
That's a fucked up story because you know what?
I never said that before.
Really?
Swear to God.
And you're sober.
So let's get him drunk.
Check the cameras, bro.
Check the cameras in the arena right now
Really
That's how positive I am
And is he still with her
Oh that's foul bro
She moved into Puerto Rico
We stopped talking about him so much
So I'm not gonna give him
Yeah yeah you don't wanna give him too much clout
I'm not gonna give him too much clout
Okay fair enough
Fair enough
Okay
I don't think this is giving him clout
To be honest
Bro
Come on
You gotta show us popping bro
What are you talking about
Come on
You guys are popping bro I'm saying You saying his his girl tried to fuck me multiple times and clout.
Me even mentioning these guys, it's like, come on.
We're mentioning it.
There's clout.
Akash, this is a really big show.
I don't know if it's now.
It's pretty big.
A lot of people listen to this.
Millions of people.
If Joe Rogan was like, yeah, no, I know Akash Singh.
His girl wants to fuck me.
I'd be like, that's not clout.
I'm not happy with this.
I mean, if Joe Rogan said that, I'd be kind of cool though that would be kind of like i might be like
you're a good taker you gotta be a taker you got good taste
don't worry bro be honest come on be honest i think all right somebody's gonna call okay
there you know what i mean john jones run in oh this is actually oh man i'm fucking drinking proper chow but it's delicious come on we're
getting some so john jones running okay so now we have a situation let's talk about this weekend
because you're somehow tied into everything this is why i say you're the greatest troll and i mean
this sincerely i'm not sure i just no no no that's just me though trolling is different
yo connor is a fantastic troll yeah but like okay okay no he's
not a troll like that's that's just who he is bro no no no no yeah okay yo you're a funny
motherfucker that'd be like yo you're a great comedian but yo you're a funny motherfucker i'm
funny motherfucker but i could also troll but like there's no cameras on me you gotta talk
outside you're so fucking funny so like y'all if you hang out with me i still like fuck with you
like i fuck with my best friends you know how about this how about this remove the word troll
because there's like negative connotation on troll.
No, I don't mind being a troll, but like, yo, like, that's just who I am.
Like gaining interest.
There's gravity.
You know how to create some gravity, right?
Of course.
So with this Ben Askren, Jake Paul fight.
Yeah.
You were the first choice.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah.
So you were built into this hype as well.
Yeah, but Jake is such a pussy, bro.
So because I was like, yo, i was like no let me be honest so
they offered me the date i said yo be honest with me i feel bad for his brother his brother's in the
room right now and his brother's like please my voice is so bad please yeah i've been i yeah
no but yeah he was there when that happened bro okay break it down break it down so my voice
is up bro it's okay it's all good but jake he's a bro he offered me the same like gordon bro no no don't mention him but at least jake is like a little bit you know
gordon's come on he has like a lisp and everything i feel bad for the kids i'm doing charity work at
this point bro stop it we gotta get gordon on the show man no i'm coming he's nice he's nice as well
you have to give him some credit stop it you if he's not good then that's indicative of you not
being good you have to give him training i went to a fucking he's not good then that's indicative of you not being good you have
because i was in my training i went to a fucking rough decision with the kikis you were at kikis
all right kick him again the kikis come on stop it he's at the door licking the fucking floor
and trying to get in bro at the door he was like this yeah he's like dylan get me in come on please
oh my god but no listen hon we gotta stick on one topic because you guys are fucking me up all right
go go you're gonna have some?
Yes I'm having We're gonna have some
You gotta have that
Pro Patrol come on
Okay let's do it bro
That means it's not the best
Whiskey you ever had
It's not
What's the best?
Jameson?
Jameson shit
No not Jameson
But if we're gonna have
Like nice whiskey
I like
Bro that's the best
You ever had
Come on
I'm trolling for the show
No no no
It's not
I'm trolling bro
It's not
I believed everything you said
Until right now
I don't even know If you were Kiki's last night bro. It's not. I believed everything you said until right now.
I don't even know if you were at Kiki's last night, bro.
I wasn't there, bro.
I've been fucked up.
Where were we going to start at?
Okay.
So Jake hits you up about the fight.
Okay.
So yeah.
So I was like, yo, my knee's fucked.
So the funny part is I'm going to fight him with his knee like this.
I'm like, yo, okay.
Let's fight this and that.
Back up one second. You had pretty serious knee surgery.
Very serious.
12 hours right yeah
three ligaments so you mcl i'm not gonna say the you know what i mean like i never said it before
oh really yeah i never i just said i got knee surgery because i'm like i don't know yeah i'm
you think you could give someone an advantage yeah i'm not advantaged but like i just like
you know and say about fair enough so i told him mcl acl pcl i said i'll take the job i locked it up the whole thing's gone
i don't have a knee anymore so the doctor was like yo you can't do this it's not me y'all just
let me do it like this motherfucker sucks bro he's terrible no you can't do it because if so
basically it wasn't about him it was more like if i stepped the wrong way i could have to like
get another surgery so then they're like y'all like is it worth redoing your knee for jay paul
i'm like no i mean like who cares about him really in reality you know what i mean so i'm like no
just let me do it it's not that big of a deal they're like oh if you step one wrong way you
might have to get another surgery and be out for another year yeah just wait wait so i texted oh
we were dming at the time and i was like oh just give me an extra month i said give me one more
month off the date that he wanted oh so you weren't willing to push it back i just said one
month and he wouldn't do it he just wanted me injured you know so it's like oh so you think you
got the offer because i was injured of an injury he's coming off a freaking hip surgery yeah he
could barely walk he's like 50 years old oh you think so he you think jake is taking advantage
one month i asked before one month i said yo give me one extra month and that's it and he was like
oh we have a date so i was like bro i thought you were the show you're thrilled this night one month you
can't do it no you didn't do it come on bro i mean so you think that you would beat him up in a boxing
match i'm just saying like i'm nice i heard i heard that he can box i heard he can box and i
know guys that you work out with we both work out in the same gym in New York.
Exactly.
Right?
So I know you've been in the gym.
I know you've been working.
Okay, I'm going to explain this to you right now.
Because, you know, I don't want to give my game plan away because I'm going to fight him.
If he beats Ben or whoever the winner is, I'm fighting.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So, okay.
Not that you're soft.
You're from New York.
You have more toughness than him.
Okay, right?
I don't know if I'm tougher than him.
Yeah, but you got hands, right?
I don't know if I have hands, bro.
I'm a sweetheart, bro.
Okay, so, yo, say I watch you down for fucking... You boxed before. Yo, say I watch you down for 12 minutes. Yeah, but you got hands, right? I don't know if I have hands, bro. I'm a sweetheart, bro. Okay, so yo, say I watch you down for fucking,
you boxed before.
Say I watch you down for 12 minutes.
Yeah, yeah.
How tired are your arms going to be?
Yeah, you're going to be,
okay, that's what I heard.
Okay, but you think about Ben Askren.
That's a three-time NCAA champion,
Olympian, that has something like this.
Jake don't have that, bro.
He's fucking spoon-fed, bro.
Yeah, come on.
Oh, you think that Askren's got heart andheron's going to walk him down and exhaust him.
I'm going to tell you the fight right now.
And I'm going to mark my words.
Watch what's going to happen.
First, Jake's going to...
Ah, cheers.
I got the fucking plastic cup, but it's all good.
It is what it is, bro.
Only the best.
Jake's going to throw mad punches in the first round.
It might rock him a little bit.
Yeah.
Ben Asheron's chin is nice.
You think because he got hit with that knee, he has a bad chin.
No, not a...
That fucking knee could have fucking...
Destroyed anybody....fucked up a car. Yeah. Yeah. Now, he got big with that knee he has a bad chin no no that fucking knee could have fucking destroyed on a car yeah yeah now he got big shots from um robbie laurie robbie landed
huge bombs i think robbie laurie can't put him up but jay paul's gonna put him up no that's a good
point and especially with four ounce gloves that's what i'm saying i i understand i've heard that
perspective and i spoke to ben about it and that's what ben said his plan was as well he's like he's
gonna land yeah i think that I'll put enough pressure on him
and I'll put him in a position
where it will be incredibly uncomfortable for him
and he hasn't had that many fights
where he gets comfortable in the danger zone.
So here's my question with you.
So you're thinking,
because I've asked people in the gym about you
and this is what they said.
They're like, you hit incredibly hard.
And you hit incredibly hard,
especially for your weight.
Mike Tyson Jr. someone said. Say what?
Mike Tyson Jr., someone said.
No one said that.
No one said that.
I think you would say.
I think you would say.
You got the proper 12 of hands.
He's talking about Mike Tyson Jr., someone said.
God took your voice, dog.
God tired of the lies.
Yo.
No, I gave him the fuck.
Can I say something?
I asked him to spar.
His motherfucker bailed last minute.
Of course.
I was there.
He bet.
I was there.
You did not show up.
Wow.
We're showing DMs.
I was showing DMs.
Showing DMs right now.
I showed up.
You were not there.
Now, I wasn't going to spar you, but I was there.
Scared.
I was there.
Wait, wait, wait.
What part of New York are you from?
I'm from Manhattan. Oh, I was going to say, I thought you were from Queens or something. That's why you didn't show up. You know? Whoa was there. Wait, wait, yo. What part of New York are you from? I'm from Manhattan.
Oh, I was going to say, I thought you were from Queens or something.
That's why you didn't show up, you know?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm from Queens.
This is a karate champion right here, okay?
Nah, don't say all that.
Six and four street fights.
Al keeps his street fight record.
What is it?
You undefeated?
Nah, I love some fights.
Yeah, he's splitting even.
6-4, bro. You might have to get out of here, bro.
You're the one who got winners in here, champ.
He's a journeyman.
That was the funniest shit he ever said to me.
I was like, Edwin, you had some fights and shit?
He's like, yeah, 6-4.
And I'm like, wait, like professionally?
He goes, nah, nah, in these streets, bro.
I got caught a few times.
I got caught a few times.
Sometimes I went after dudes bigger than me,
and it did turn out very well.
I caught you at the skate park with my finger, bro.
Six and four?
It's not bad, though.
I mean, you're above average.
On the street, that's pretty good.
Yeah, it's all good.
Okay, ready?
Here it is.
Ready?
Ready?
Look, ready?
Yeah, don't pull that shit up right now, because you don't want to be in there.
No, no, no.
You can't release DMs.
I'll be pulling that shit up.
I'll be pulling that shit up.
Right?
I go.
Show it to the camera.
I go, I said, I said, said, I said the shit about Rogan.
Yeah.
Right.
And then you say, come train sometime.
I go, bro, I'm down.
I saw you at Gotham with Rob.
No, but what I said, I'm going to swear you say, yo, I'm kind of.
No, wait for it.
I said, come through Saturday.
I'll be there at 10.
Yeah, go.
I'm calling you.
Go, go, go.
I said, we're going to sport.
Nearly gone. No, I just had a margarita. And, go, go. That's it. We're going to sport. Nearly gone.
No, I just had a margarita.
And I go, well, when I was a kid a little bit.
Bro, I'm going to spit this water out, bro.
I go, when I was a kid, I go boxing only.
I go jujitsu.
I know nothing because I didn't know if you, I don't even know if you call that.
I took that.
You were saying you're going to like boxing me.
I was like, all right, give it to me.
Yo, I go.
No, you'd be like the same level as J-Paul, to be honest. Well, we'll see. You're from New York, so you're gonna like box with me i was like all right give it to me yo i go no you'd be like the same level as jay paul to be honest uh well we'll see you're from new york
so you'll be tougher i've been boxing since i'm 20 so you know what i mean you might get caught
37 bro so okay you go you go yeah box it ain't we can it's about like one and then like three later. So look, you go, yeah, boxing, we can spar a bit.
I go, I say to you, I'm not taking it easy on you, but laughing face.
I took that as like you were scared.
Because you're like, oh, I'm not taking it easy on you.
So you're trying to let me know that you're trying to be tough.
I was being fake sarcastic.
You were fronting a little bit.
You were scared.
Yeah, a little scared.
Then I go, wouldn't expect you to and then i say to you which i go but i
expect you to yeah take it easy on me exactly you ha ha i got you i'm there at 10 you were not there
at 10 you go okay first off he facetimes me he goes yo we have margaritas in it before like i
don't want to wake up that early this night oh copping police early son he's copping police an hour ago yeah margaritas come on he's like i'm on my girl
i don't want to get sparky i want to get hit in the head. He's like, I have a talk show this morning. I swear to God, I swear to God.
My voice fucked up right now.
I was there and dead ass, I came there and I was like,
he's gonna ask me to spar.
Yeah, he walked in like this,
like yo, fucking headgear on and everything.
I had headgear, bro.
I had the one that protects the nose,
that shit goes mad far from mine.
Yo, let's be honest, I'm not gonna fuck up your face.
Not the best looking man ever,
but like, yo, I was gonna fuck you up, bro. I came through with looking man ever But like yo I was gonna fuck you up bro
I came through
Oh yeah rearrange you up
I was like yo
Cause yo he was like yo
I boxed since I was a kid
I was like yo
I'm gonna go hard on this motherfucker
Bro
I had
I got professionally hand wrapped
Before I went
I had professionally hand wrapped bro
I heard that you walked in
With the headgear
Done
I walked in with headgear
I had a mouth guard
And everything
Bro I had a tennis ball
Hanging off the head
Where I was practicing
I was gonna take a late sport And he was like yo I've been sporting since I was a kid I was like, bro. I had a tennis ball hanging off the head where I was practicing. I was going to take a late sparring.
He was like, yo, I've been sparring since I was a kid.
I was like, yo, I'm going to fuck this guy up tonight.
I was like, yo, I'm going to show him what's up.
I already planned what I was going to do because I was going to pretend to spar,
and then I was going to choke your ass out.
I was going to choke your ass right the fuck out, bro.
I was going to do it.
You see, that's what's going on with Jake.
He's going to try to shoot on me, bro.
I said, Rob, put some GoPros up because it's going down.
It's going straight on the internet.
I was down for it, bro.
No, I was down for the sparring. He was like, yo, I down. It's going straight on the internet. I was down for it, bro. No, I was down for the sport.
And he was like, yo, I've been doing this since I was a kid.
I was like, yo.
Because I knew you.
You knew to this game.
I was like, all right.
I was like, oh, my bad.
You knew to this game, bro.
I've been in this, bro.
I've been in this, dog.
17 years.
This is the legendary Polish power.
Yo, get the gloves right now.
I'm not even Polish.
Get the gloves right now.
What's your ethnicity?
That's the Southpaw Scotland right there.
That's the legendary Polish power. I'm not even Polish, bro. Say what? What's your ethnicity? That's the South Pole Scotland right there. That's the legendary Polish power.
I'm not even Polish, bro.
Say what?
What's your ethnicity?
Turkish.
I'm Armenian.
I know.
I'm just saying.
You're Armenian.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
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I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know., yeah. No, but I spoke to him. I thought you were Jewish, by the way. Most people assume I'm Jewish.
Most people assume, but they're wrong.
But I don't tell them if they're in the business.
But basically what happened was I spoke to Mike.
You were sparring with Mike.
Yeah, yeah.
Who I love, Mike.
I trained with Mike.
Yeah.
I was even sparring with him.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys were hitting each other in the face.
I mean, I was pad-padding, you know what I mean?
Yeah, a little pad-pad. Yeah, yeah, yeah mean yeah a little Pat Pat yeah yeah yeah I was outside
watching bro
I was plotting on you
I never heard you say
this whole interview
you haven't once said
you tried at anything
every time
I'll take it easy
I ain't trained
my voice is fucked up
but ask me anything you want
when did you try hard
boy your thing is
is like
guys that try hard
they don't exist
I mean you're probably
on my side
you're probably
successful too but I'm saying guys that try and try hard and don't exist. I mean, you're probably on my side. Yeah, you're probably successful too.
But I'm saying, guys that try hard and don't get there,
it's because they didn't want it bad enough.
Who pushed you, though?
What fight did you have?
Myself, bro.
Okay.
To be honest.
All right.
If you want something really, really fucking bad,
and you want to do it, you'll do it.
All right.
There's a lot of outside distractions.
I'm not going to lie.
So what do you want now?
I mean, you're not the most athletic man.
I'm a no fan.
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you not seeing me you want now? I mean, you're not the most athletic man. I'm a North.
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you not seeing me?
I don't see how you-
Are you not seeing me?
Yo, I don't see-
Are you not seeing me?
Spar, spar, spar, spar.
Son, hey, I'm the sandbox champion.
I don't see athletic bone in his body,
but yo, if you try hard enough, bro, you can get there.
Bro, let me tell you something.
Actually, yo, with you, I mean, you might not get there,
but you'll be trying hard enough.
I got at least one athletic bone.
Play ping pong.
Watch this wrist.
Actually, gay sports he's good at, bro.
He's good at gay sports, bro.
Ping pong, I'll fuck you.
Roller skating?
Ping pong, I'll fuck you in roller skating.
Say Batman.
Pool?
A little bit of pool.
Okay.
Okay, go.
Bowling.
Back to Ben Askren, Jake Paul fight.
Is bowling like a sport?
No, no, no.
Activity.
But I've been watching that shit a lot lately.
I know.
Activity.
Some of those guys, we have the serious ass face, bro.
They come out like hard as fuck.
Yeah, they're really hyped about it.
Trash, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't be flicking your wrist and acting tough.
Hold on now. Let me think on that. Can't be flicking your wrist and acting tough. Hold on now.
Let me think on that. Can't be flicking your wrist. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard. I was flicking my
wrist all night, but in a different sense. But like, you know what I mean? How are you flicking
it? Like that, bro? I was fake chowing all night. Okay. Stop. Okay.
Okay. Here you go.
Okay.
Why did your boy Connor shout to Proper 12 stiff Dustin on a charity, bro?
Nah, come on.
Stop it.
Come on.
I'm going to tell you right now.
As one of my closest friends.
Yeah.
You donated the money yourself.
I'm going to be honest with you.
That motherfucker, if he says something, it's done.
Really?
Not even a second guess.
So that must be on their end.
I'm telling you right now, bro. So I'll make an argument for Connor. He said that must be on their end. I'm telling you right now, bro.
So I'll make an argument for Connor.
He said-
No, no, no.
I'm telling you right now, bro.
One of my close friends said, yo, is one of those guys, you give a handshake, you know
what?
You're from New York.
Guy gives you a handshake, you know what that's fucking.
About that motherfucker, anything he's ever said to me, like that.
Al's had 10 handshakes in his life and he's six and four.
No, no. This motherfucker is 10 life and he's six and four.
No, no.
This motherfucker is 10 and 10,
not six and four.
Fair enough.
That's a good idea.
Yeah, we're going to put it down there. Sorry, bro.
You're good.
Put it in my mouth, bro.
What did he say he's good at, bro?
What did he say he's good at?
You got the gay sports
come over, you know?
All right, so
this is the argument
I'll make for Connor.
Go ahead.
All right, guys,
we're going to take a break
for a second
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Connor said
We want to know
Where the money's going
If I give you half a milli
I need to know
Where it's going
Or else sometimes
It ends up in people's pockets
And that's true
100%
With a lot of these charities
Like I even think
If you give money to Red Cross
Something like 90%
Of the money you give Doesn't even go to helping kids.
You live in New York, right?
Yes.
Remember when I challenged you to spar in New York?
You remember that.
I think you were running.
I see you running out the street.
I brought my gloves, bro.
You're like 6'9", bro.
You're running out of the fucking thing.
I brought 20 ounce gloves, bro.
Listen, so you live in New York.
I was ready to be in there socking bopums, bro.
I was doing a charity case, bro.
I was doing a charity case for you. I was like, I'm going to work this guy in-em bop-ems, bro. I was doing a charity case, bro. I was doing a charity case for you.
I was like, I'm going to work this guy in the morning.
Like, hop on over, bro.
All right, bro.
We're going to spar in jujitsu.
Watch.
Give me gloves right now.
I'll do it on camera right now.
I will spar you in jujitsu.
Give me one of these, bro.
I'm going to fucking.
I'm nice at jujitsu all of a sudden.
Stop it right now.
You're kind of long, though.
I could do a Lamari roll.
You don't work legs, bro.
You got to work legs a little bit.
I could do a spring roll.
I could do all the rolls in the building.
You're watching. Nagi. You want to do Nagi? I You gotta work legs a little bit. I can do all the rolls in the building. You're walking.
Nagi.
I can do Nagi.
Look at.
My voice is fucked up.
Look at that, son.
You're walking toothpicks.
I can bite my toenails, bro.
Be honest, bro.
You got toothpicks for legs.
Stop it.
These toothpicks?
Bro, you got toothpick arms.
Stop it, bro.
And I got cake.
This motherfucker's more athletic than you, bro.
Stop it.
That guy?
He might be.
But you?
I'm taking down.
I'm taking down the jujitsu. I put the Jew in jujitsu, my friend. You want to come for my shit? He might be
The Jew in jujitsu my friend
Yo, be on account did us who was in a fight
Yeah, yeah, I'm nice
Come on, you know, I know he's wearing the extra-large. He's like a small I'm gonna be honest, it's a medium, but noted.
You're making that shit look X-O.
It's just stacked.
Yo, it's Moe Vurgeby shopping at Baby Gap.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I've seen the arm.
Okay.
That's tight.
He's like extra small in reality.
Huh?
He's like extra small in reality.
Yo, he's small, bro. Leave him reality. Yo, he's small, bro.
Leave him alone.
Yo, he's small, bro.
Yo, leave him alone, bro.
Yo, let him be small, bro.
My voice is fucking up.
But yo, you're a good ass friend.
You know why?
They say he's extra small.
He goes like this.
What'd you say?
I'm high, bro.
No, but he's got a little no.
That's my guy.
Yo, keep talking shit.
He gonna fuck your cute ass brother, bro. Keep talking shit. He's going to fuck your cute-ass brother, bro.
Keep talking shit.
He's going to fuck your cute-ass brother, bro.
Does it bother you?
Come on.
Does it bother you?
Come on, camera.
Come on, camera.
Come on, camera.
This man is cute, bro.
He looks like vampire Jake Paul, bro.
Does it bother you?
That motherfucker is a vampire.
That motherfucker is handsome. That's a handsome boy right there. Yeah, I'll be honest. But his That motherfucker is a vampire. That motherfucker is handsome.
That's a handsome boy right there.
Yeah, I'll be honest.
But his whole style is a Paul brother.
Don't that bother you?
Nah, he got that, dog.
You got that Paul brother hair.
I cost my hit that, bro.
I cost my hit that.
You ready, dog?
Just off the strength, bro.
Get ready, hey.
Off the strength.
You want to talk about sparring?
You want to talk about sparring?
I'll show you going down.
You don't last one round with him, bro.
Where?
In what?
In the bedroom.
What is happening?
I don't know.
We're so competitive.
It's like, no, he'll out-fuck you.
Yeah, the motherfuckers are going to make your night, bro.
Yeah, you guys are fucking wild, right?
Oh, shit.
All right, we're going to drink it.
Yo, but this podcast needs to do better than Alex Jones' one, bro.
You think?
You think we got it?
Yo, I swear to God, though, I was really upset when that got shit taken down.
What did I say to you right away?
When the podcast got taken down or the episode on YouTube.
Remember, I was like, yo, I got the Alex Jones episode get taken down.
You did say that and then you were like.
Do you know why it got taken down?
I want to know.
Why it got taken down?
Yeah.
He lied a lot.
I thought you were checking the facts.
The main reason is pretty much what it is.
He said the vaccine gives you cancer.
So they just took it down for you.
To be honest...
And it made!
Who knows?
I don't know.
I believe him, bro.
I believe him more than anybody else, to be honest.
That's the thing.
He's 80% right about everything.
Bro, he was waxed off. He looked like he was about to... I love the dude, but he looked like he was about to take a heart attack, bro. I believe him more than anybody else, to be honest. That's the thing, he's 80% right about everything. Bro, he was wack though.
He looked like he was about to- I love the dude, but he looked like he was about to take a hard time, bro.
He's fucking red, turquoise, fucking-
That guy's a tank, bro.
The only thing that's gonna take him out is a Clinton.
That's the only way you get Alex Jones out here.
That guy's a tank.
Yo, did you see he stopped the car with the kids in it?
Say what?
Recently, he stopped it.
He punched the hood.
Yeah, he punched the hood. Yeah, he punched.
Fucking Iron Man the hood.
That motherfucker's bringing like a 94 Chevy, bro.
He's driving the front like this.
The guy's like, I ain't driving, bro.
The poor driver's like, wait, am I transferring kids?
The driver didn't even know what he was doing, bro.
What did they find out happened with that?
I don't know.
It wasn't some pedophile.
Yo, I'm going to be honest with you.
My voice is like fucked up right now.
Yeah, but it's okay.
I've been licking ass all night, bro. I swear. A it's okay. I've been licking ass all night, bro.
I swear.
A girl's ass.
You've been licking ass all night?
You've got to clarify on this podcast. Yeah, stripper's ass already, bro.
You've been licking dude stripper's ass all night.
That's crazy, yo.
To be honest, it might have been.
Yo, it's Miami, bro.
It's Miami.
It's Miami.
It might have been.
That's not even his brother, bro.
He found that motherfucker.
He's got fruit on his shirt.
He's got fruit on his shirt.
He's been following me since we got back.
He's been holding my pocket, to be honest.
Connor, Dustin, who wins?
Objectively speaking.
Actually, I don't want you to be objective.
I just want you to lay in.
That motherfucker, I'm telling you, bro.
That's a different animal.
I'm telling you.
Have you heard what they're saying?
That he's running the camp, and when he runs the camp, he's not pushing as far.
Not true.
It's not.
Not true.
So his coach is still running.
Yeah, bro, he's, bro, that motherfucker is a, he's a killer, bro.
I'm telling you.
So what happened in that fight?
I mean, the light, I mean, but the, I mean, it wasn't just the light kicks, you know, I think he just had different game plan.
He was a little bit more boxing heavy for the, for the, because he was looking at Pacquiao, you know.
He was preparing for Pacquiao.
And he's like,
Oh,
Dustin's a Southpaw.
So I'll get in there and I'll mix it up with a Southpaw.
Well,
this fight,
I can almost guarantee you the knockout.
Like I,
I'll play any money.
It was off though.
An hour ago.
Yeah.
Did you hear that?
He said the fight was off.
Cause he was upset.
Actually,
these are really funny tweets.
I,
I really,
I prefer,
no,
no,
I prefer.
I want the titty.
You guys got the,
you guys don't have
any bitches in there it's a sausage fest no offense what is that you want some titties
there were some sausage first what is that that's what he was doing on the boat
you ever heard of sausage bro you're from new york no dude what's the sausage fest what you
do every night bro it's awesome wait hang out with guys and suck their dicks oh bro oh we call
it bro yeah that's what's a Polish power, dude.
Yo, what's the sausage fest?
Bro, I've never heard of it.
It's just like a party.
Bro, what is the most famous Polish cuisine?
Bro, no one cares about that.
It's sausage, dude.
It's kielbasa, dude.
Is it really?
Yeah.
Are you Polish?
No, but.
He's Scottish.
I'm Scottish.
You ever eat Indian food, though?
The best food ever.
You think Indian food is the best? Chicken tiramisu. Chicken what? Yo, he He's Scottish I'm Scottish You ever eat Indian food though? The best food ever
Chicken tiramisu
Chicken what?
Yo, he fucked that up
Chicken what?
Chicken tiramisu
Chicken tiramisu
This motherfucker is on coke
Chicken tiramisu
I'm gonna put your boarding hat on right now
You know what I'm talking about, bro
You did not call it chicken tiramisu
Chicken tiramisu
What's it called
Be honest
Chicken masala
You know what it is
I gotta get those
Those tweets
It was so fucking funny man
It's still there
Can you get that shit up
Yeah it's up
He added it up
He basically said like
Yo the fight is off
Cause I
There is an interesting
Yo I wanna lie
Redneck
He called him a hillbilly
He called him a hillbilly
Let me explain bro
Yeah
When someone has such integrity
Yo like that dude it's like yo if
you do something you do something so i bet you thus him was like yo he's not doing something
you probably piss him the fuck off because that motherfucker does everything bro if he says he's
doing something he's doing something so that i can understand where he's coming from it'd be like
yo you telling me like oh i got your back for this and like and then i was like yo this motherfucker
to have my back but you know you have my back to spar and then you just didn't show up yeah exactly
foul yeah you know he was like a hundred margaritas on my girl bro like is yo, this motherfucker didn't have my back. But you know you had my back. It's like if you had to agree to spar and then you just didn't show up. Yeah, exactly. You'd be foul.
Yeah.
Yo, he was like, I'm having margaritas with my girl, bro.
I was like, is it your wife?
I don't know.
My fiance.
Fiance.
Yeah, he was like, I'm having margaritas with my fiance.
So I was like, all right.
What can I do?
I didn't have margaritas.
Sushi by Bo.
Wait, wait.
I know the restaurant.
Sushi by Boo.
Yeah, you were there, weren't you?
So shut up, you fucking motherfucker.
This guy goes to fancy restaurants.
Yo, what'd you say?
This guy goes to fancy restaurants.
Yo, what'd you say?
I invited you and you said you're allergic to fish.
No, I was like, yo, bro.
You said I can't eat fish.
You gotta give me two hours in advance, bro.
I don't just show up at the places.
You're the best grappler in MMA.
You don't just show up.
Yeah, but you can't grapple with two of them.
You have security.
You can't grapple with salmon, bro.
That's a big problem.
Bro, last time I went with that shit,
fucked up my ass.
Wait till you see our car.
You're the fucking asshole.
Worse than the one asshole.
Okay.
Um,
you're ripped.
Yo,
that's crazy that you can see that by the way.
Why do you,
that's crazy.
You can see that.
Why do you wink with your ears?
That shit is funny.
Cause one of the dozens,
he does though.
He does.
He does.
Wink with his ears.
Does he?
When he toysie,
I can't see that.
Yeah. You gotta go.
Yeah.
Is this live or no cut that out
that's up stop y'all are up bro that's my favorite hot sauce so act like that hot
sauce isn't delicious bro come here look at me right now. Yes I'm looking. Don't laugh.
Yes I'm not.
He's not winking with his ears.
How though?
He wanted to do it.
Yo pull up a video.
Yo pull up an interview.
You know what?
Pull up an interview right now.
I swear to God.
Yo you don't laugh.
I swear to God.
Okay I'll try to not laugh at you.
You're a funny cunt Brian swear to God.
Okay you're ripped you inbred.
Yo I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like I fucked with him earlier and now he's mad at me.
You keep staring at me.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm not bro. I swear to God. Okay. You're ripped, you inbred.
Yo, I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I feel like I fucked with him earlier and now he's mad at me.
He keeps staring at me.
I've been listening. He's not mad.
I've been listening.
He's like this.
I'm not mad.
I feel it on my ear.
I'm turned on.
This is how he acts when he's horny, bro.
I swear to God.
You catching back from him, bro.
Dead serious.
Yo, he's going to be my bitch.
I'm no offense.
You can't.
You out of your mind, son.
I'll fuck you straight up
you finna get fucked dog
you keep talking that shit
yo you wanna be yo
yo hold my pocket right now
hold my pocket
oh I like that
I like that shit
that's that prison shit right there
I'm gonna be holding it from behind motherfucker That's that prison shit right there Should I make him?
I'm gonna be holding it from behind
Better get ready
Should I make him hold it?
Make this motherfucker hold it right now
I ain't holding nothing
The only thing distracting me from fucking you is your little brother
Yo be honest
Take a machete this guy's good at fighting
Yo be honest
What do you hold my pocket by?
Stand up right now?
He might hold both, but from behind you, dude.
You have to be careful.
He's quick to fuck.
Yeah.
I'm telling you.
I'm an agile little guy.
He's one of the-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Don't have athletic on his body, bro.
Stop it.
Turn the mic a little.
Yo, what do you play?
Cricket?
I'll fuck you up in cricket, dog.
Yeah, stop it right now.
He's good at cricket, bro.
Any athletic ability
i would honestly beat you at basketball there's not a question
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Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Yo.
Hold on.
This is so real.
We're having this.
We're having this.
We're putting it on Triller.
Yo, is that about basketball?
Yo, who do you think wins?
I think.
Not about basketball.
I got you.
I got you.
He's a capuchin bro.
He can jump and climb and stuff. Yo, who you think wins the basketball?
Be honest.
His shot is wet.
Yo, Dylan.
His shot is wet.
I gotta tell you one thing.
Before you agreed to do this,
he played Division II college basketball.
Bro, my left nut played Division II.
Be honest.
Yo, I'm not joking, bro.
Division II is like we walk by, bro.
You walk by and you're in.
Bro, you show up on the campus, bro.
You win, bro.
He didn't even play Division 2.
I was just trying to make him a little stuck.
Yo, come here.
Oh, my God.
To be honest with you, I wouldn't have even thought he played Division 2 basketball, bro.
He's probably the point.
No, he was left bench.
You know what I mean?
No, I definitely. Yo, Division 2 women? I got that. Division's probably the point. And now he was left bench. You know, I definitely,
yo,
division two.
I got that division two water boy.
You were the water boy.
Straight up.
Two women.
Yeah.
I got the water out there.
Everybody.
I got that.
I got that.
All right,
son.
I want to know dead serious.
It does.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
Could you be Francis Nganu?
Bro,
stop it.
Could you be Francis in the MMA or what are we talking about? On the street.
It's different.
Not in the street.
I'm talking about jiu-jitsu.
Okay.
No.
Jiu-jitsu.
That's like a joke.
Come on.
Stop it.
In a jiu-jitsu match, right now, even drunk, I'll fuck him up.
Jiu-jitsu.
How?
Bro, come on.
He's terrible on the ground.
But he's so strong.
He could just lift you.
Who's strong in here?
You have anybody strong in here?
I'll show you on camera.
Like 20 seconds, bro.
What are you going to show us?
I'll tap someone.
Oh, no.
I know you can tap someone.
Oh, my God.
Can you choke Akash out on camera?
No, no, no, no, no.
He's drunk.
You have to get him.
You're already asthmatic.
I won't kill him, though.
He'll choke you up by going upstairs.
I'm not choking him.
I have to kill him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then with Francis, right?
Okay.
Francis.
And you obviously can't talk because there's a time limit. You got to understand that. And no time. With jiu Francis, right, okay. Okay, Francis. And you, in the UFC, you can't tell
because there's a time limit.
You gotta understand that.
And no time.
Oh, in jiu-jitsu,
there's no time limit.
So the exhaustion.
No, no, no.
In a street fight,
me and him to the death.
Like, to the death,
someone's gonna die,
I'll beat him.
But in the UFC,
with a time limit,
it might be tough.
And then why is that?
Because jiu-jitsu,
I'm sorry.
Jiu-jitsu,
like, I can survive.
Like, I'm very, like,
good at, like,
weathering the storm. So I'll wait. I'll be there for three hours. I'm not good at weathering the storm.
So I'll wait.
I'll be there for three hours.
I'm not staying for three hours, bro.
He has one and he's done, bro.
Trust me.
He's the kind of guy like, he's like a one pump chump.
You know what I mean?
He comes out hot, but he's not going to keep that shit for two hours.
But if he lands one punch still.
Stop it.
I'll just pull guard.
You'll just what?
Pull guard.
Pull guard means what?
Is that when you get on your back?
Yeah.
Come on. Bro, stop it. Pull guard. Pull guard means what? Is that when you get on your back? Yeah, like, yeah, come on.
Bro, stop it.
Pull guard means get on your back?
Yeah, like, I'll defend myself.
I know how to defend myself.
There's, you know, I can defend myself, like, I'm telling you right now, bro.
He doesn't have that in him.
So, to you, you see it as an advantage when you pull guard against a fighter?
Because you can submit them.
It depends on where it is.
Like, if you're in a street fight and you had your boys with you, I might get kicked in the head.
So, you got to be smart in each situation, you know what I mean what i mean but just me and francis like yo we put this man here like yo this room
someone's gonna the only person that's leaving is the guy that lives were you already i'm gonna
fuck him up but were you always good at this like when you started no i wasn't no i wasn't i couldn't
do one push-up when i started not one push-up and when did you start i can't even do two pull-ups
right now i swear to god God. You're lying.
I swear I got my lift.
Really?
I'm all technique, bro.
Well, there's a thing.
There's a video of you and Conor grappling, right?
Yeah.
And it's so interesting because Conor is very strong.
He's trying to use his muscles to manipulate you.
And it seems as if he's not even—
No, he's very technical, though.
His coach is a fucking trunk out.
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying strategically, you were defending yourself, it seemed like, with technique,
and he was almost using more of a wrestling technique.
Not about that role.
So when you start, when you're unathletic like him, you go, am I going to lie?
No, no.
That's fucked up to say that.
You get fucked up one-on-one, though.
So I started off, I was looking like him when I pulled up in the gym.
Just ready to go.
Like that.
And then when you defend yourself against, it sounds like grown men, but I was 15. You got I pulled up in the gym. Yeah. Just ready to go. Yeah. Like that. And then, like, yo, when you defend yourself against,
and it sounds like grown men, but, like, I was 15.
You got to defend yourself every single day, you know?
You guys have man strength on you.
So you learn how to do, like,
so, like, a guy like Francis, like, starts off strong.
Like, yo, when he went to the gym,
he was the biggest dude in the gym.
So when you start off as a little guy
and then you become a little bit bigger,
you learn a lot more technique, you know?
So I've been defending myself against bigger dudes. i know you guys are looking i know you're
making a joke but no no no i've been defending myself against bigger dudes since i was a kid
right right so i'm born for that bro like you learn technique that like so it doesn't and i
mean i think the i think to be the best fighter that that's that's a big key no like my defense
is like ridiculous bro really bro i swear to God, like I do better against bigger guys.
Really?
Yeah, I swear.
Why?
Why is that?
Because when I went to the gym, bro, I was very weak and like I couldn't do anything.
So like you get beat up for like a couple of years, you know what I mean?
So it teaches you to not rely on strength.
Like right now, like if I take him down, any of you guys, right?
You're going to be bench pressing me off.
Okay, you think that's going to work.
You're going to get tired in 20 seconds. you're going to be bench pressing me off okay you think that's going to work you're going to get tired in 20 seconds like me like i wouldn't i wouldn't like
take 10 breaths if i was like rolling with you you know what i mean so like it's all about efficiency
and a real fight to the death is all about efficiency like a guy like francis bro you
piss him off in the club right y'all like you like i'm gonna your he's gonna go crazy
swinging you gotta be calm bro like in this situation you're weathering that storm so like in the mma is a different storm it's a different it's a different thing you got
three rounds you got five minutes but like in a real fight i was different yeah 100 percent
helio gracie was 40 or so i don't know exactly he was older he fought a guy that was one of the
best fighters i was like 1918 went three hours with him and like you know it was fine you know
defending himself not gonna take damage i actually want to talk I was gonna tweet this
the other day
I think Israel
I don't know how to say
his last name
Stylebender
he's my G
I love that dude
that's our homie
we love that guy
I love that guy
I think he won that fight
against Jan
you know why I'm saying that
he's a smaller guy
going up a weight class
and take that much damage
and survived
25 minutes with him
isn't that the whole point
of martial arts
the little dude
to protect himself
no at the end
at the core
we're not talking about
like
oh yeah yeah yeah
you think that he won
like a moral victory
he came up in weight
he went up a weight class
didn't take that much damage
and we also have to talk
about weight classes
differently in MMA
like that
he went up 15 pounds
that is the key
of martial arts
a small guy
to protect himself
against a big guy
that's what everybody
does in martial arts every single person ah philosophically it of martial arts. Some, a small guy to protect himself against a big guy. That's what everybody does martial arts.
Every single person.
Ah, philosophically it's a victory.
Cause he's a small guy that's
Bro, it didn't take that much to,
yo, it's a, it's a loss for him, bro.
He's bigger than him, trained and come and finish him.
That means that his defense was so good that
he's a real martial artist.
A lot of these guys aren't real martial artists.
I'll tell you that right now.
Would you work with, would you,
cause he's been working a lot in jujitsu i think down in san diego yeah he was
uh yeah would you work with him about the andre galva you saw that slap i mean i did embarrass
that embarrassing i don't want to i'm embarrassed that he may train jujitsu bro why didn't he
but embarrassing but why didn't he try to do something after that embarrassing bro someone
hits you in the face like that it's on this is a uh gordon r your boy, your bestie. Your bestie.
You guys are Eskimo brothers.
To be honest, yeah, but
not by choice.
Not by choice.
It might have been to be honest.
Borderline.
You gotta cut that out, bro.
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No, let's get back to it.
Okay, so you guys, so would you work with a guy like Izzy
and try to-
Oh yeah, I don't, the thing is is like,
people think they go, you're like,
that was like a thing, like you train car,
I don't train car, bro, that's my, like, brother,
that's my training partner, like we help each other out.
You know what I mean?
Would you help a guy like Izzy? I don't train people, I got my own career, you know what I mean? No, that's. That's my, like, brother. That's my training partner. Like, we help each other out. You know what I mean? Would you help a guy like Izzy?
I don't train people.
I got my own career.
You know what I mean?
No, that's what I'm saying.
Like, would you work with Izzy?
Outside of fights, there's definitely guys that are helping each other.
In boxing, it happens, et cetera.
Yeah, of course I would work with him.
You know how much that guy could teach me on the feet?
That's another thing.
Bro, yeah, of course.
He's a master.
He could probably get you ready for Jake Paul.
Bro, stop it.
By Jake Paul, I could...
Terrible, bro. Terrible. Okay. Terrible, bro. So, stop it. But Jake Paul, I could fucking... It's terrible, bro.
Terrible.
Okay.
Terrible, bro.
So there's a guy who just fought recently.
Who?
Kevin Holland, right?
Terrible.
Bro, that motherfucker pisses me off, bro.
Why?
He's not serious.
He treats it like a joke.
But he's got skills on his feet.
Bro, I fucking...
I dedicate my whole life to this shit.
Martial arts.
I've been doing this shit since I was 15 every single day.
And I got pussy until I was like 20, bro.
Every day I want to be on the mat yeah this motherfucker is talking shit the whole time
like oh and they take me down like this is not my girl bro like fucking pay attention you know
what i mean yeah so you haven't been what is he doing wrong why is he taking down his mind bro
he's a he's a fucking he cares about other shit more than he cares about fighting but in the moment
when they've uh they got the what is it double under hooks or trash but why how do you stop that like why can't he stop these guys because you know what it is they have good striking they
have this and that bro they're not willing to like put themselves in the fire yeah i'll train with a
guy that's a striker he'd be like oh you tap him like oh it was just throwing the feet these guys
don't have like the ego yo he has an ego you know what i mean that'd be like you're a good boxer i
mean you're decent like you know but like not good at bar i don't want to yeah okay so yeah
you'll be like yo me and you guys trained jiu-jitsu for two years yeah i'll you up
how many times be honest yeah yeah so i'm saying you're gonna change your jiu-jitsu for two years
i'm gonna tap you i'm gonna be grinding your nose i'm gonna be you up yeah how many
times you're gonna show up oh i'll show up as i i don't mind i'll be honest okay yeah maybe you i'll
be honest my constitution a little bit different like i tell people to be hard on me because i want
to get better and i want my fundamentals but i understand the average person for me like i got
to go trim with a k-poster it fucking sucks i'm gonna show up every single day i'm gonna kick
your ass i love it but you're gonna get better i'm gonna get better bro and that's what i'm saying
but a lot of guys won't have them in like a guy like kevin holland doesn't allow them to put
themselves in a submissive position constantly exactly bro that wears on you you know what it
is a lot of guys who like you see like i'm sorry i'm not looking at you. But like a lot of Jiu Jitsu guys bro.
They fucking go into MMA.
And they suck.
You know why?
It's because you are like.
When you're so good at one thing.
It's hard.
And you switch to something.
And all of a sudden.
You're like.
You're that white belt again.
And you're like 27.
That shit.
Yeah that shit don't go.
But you gotta have that inside you bro.
There was a guy named Kron Gracie.
You know Kron right?
Me and him have beat.
But he's a very good Jiu Jitsu.
I like him. That's cool that you give it up to him because usually you don't give it up very good
i i know i respect him a lot jiu-jitsu why like as a as a competitor i love him bro why why is that
very good take no he's he's like a you watch him bro that's the kind of dude that's like technical
he'll he can go for like hours but he is jiu-jitsu is like like hickson you know what i mean he's
like one of those he's like water bro that's great that
you could give it up right yeah i mean i mean him have beef like after the dave deals fight
with connor the first time he came in like give me the finger the whole thing like so like but
as a competitor see like a lot of these fighters bro like they can't separate the two like me
they're like y'all like this fuck this guy he's a troll isn't that but like they don't respect what
i do you understand for me i understand you know what i mean like y'all like y'all that
motherfucker is good.
Kwon is a very good fighter, bro.
I gave you some pushback on that.
I think the reason you get reaction from them
is because they do respect what you do.
They just think in mixed martial arts,
they have an advantage of you.
But if you were trash at grappling,
if you were trash at jujitsu,
you don't get a single response from these guys.
Yeah, they ignore you.
They know that if it was a grappling match, you could tap them. tap them well i swear to god every single dude that responds to me on a
twitter and a comment even a comment you brought up kevin holland because you know that we had beef
oh i didn't know you guys beef i swear to god i literally just saw it and i was watching dc go
he's letting them lock their hands behind uh who was yeah but dc bro dc isn't why why you don't
like dc i like dc but bro that's like bro, that's like Francis Nagano giving you technical advice, bro.
Oh, I thought DC's technically savvy with the wrestling.
The wrestling is not bad, but these guys are bigger, like heavyweights.
Yeah.
When they start to wrestle and all that, they skip a lot of the steps, bro.
Because they have the-
So that'd be like you going to the gym, you're a little bit skinnier.
You're going to learn the basics, like this, that, that, that, that.
Then the bigger guy comes in like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to make the fucking joke, but-
There's no heavyweights you think
are technically like nice?
There's a couple.
When you know what it is,
when you start a little bit smaller,
then you go to heavyweight.
I know I need the technique
because I'm small.
I'm not shorter,
but I'm going to be skinnier.
If I'm going up against a guy
who's 200 fucking pounds,
I need to outpoint him.
That'd be different
if you came in at 255.
Fucking shredded. I just got to land. Yeah. So That'd be different if you came in at 255. It fucking shredded.
I just got to land.
Yeah.
So you'd be like, okay, so it's different.
Like, DC's good.
I don't think he's a good commentator.
He's like, yo, you don't need a guy like that.
You need a guy like Dominic Cruz.
Someone like that's small and knows the technical aspect.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Bisbing.
I was not even talking about him, bro.
Why?
You don't like him?
No, they got beef.
I thought you did your research, bro.
They got beef.
No, I didn't know about beef.
They got beef.
Let me play into it a little. I don't know. What are you talking about? I thought you did your research, bro. They got beef. No, I didn't know about that. They got beef. Let me play into it a little.
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
Fucking knock out his other eye, bro.
That motherfucker is a bitch, bro.
Why?
Why?
Why is a...
What's the issue with this shit?
He talks a lot of shit.
Think about Bizzy, bro.
He's the kind of guy who'll talk a bunch of shit, but can't take it.
You ever grow up and have a kid, like, yo, he'll talk a bunch of shit for you.
Me and you, I'll tell you you're a fucking bitch, isn't that?
You're going to say it back to me.
Yeah, of course
and then after we're gonna hug
and like go out
there's certain guys bro that
oh he's sensitive you think
sensitive
but he talks a lot of shit
sensitive
little bitch everything
really
swear to god
it's like they kinda got
like you're the same way bro
me and you were talking
like you don't hate me
I've been fucking with you all night
no I love you more
yeah exactly
I'm a fucking
I'm the same way
you're getting fucked
you're gonna get
nah I'm gonna make love to you
at least you guys agreed
you're fucking
I think
yeah we are
I mean I've been fucking all night
but yeah
I'll take him down too
as a charity event
as a charity
at least
at least someone gives
a charity over here
shots of proper 12
bro that's fucked up
you're a funny cunt bro
okay go go where was I oh yeah so like with Bisping Bisping yeah he's the kind of guy bro 12. Bro, that's fucked up. You're a funny cunt, bro. Okay, go,
go,
go.
Where was I?
Oh,
yeah,
so like,
with Bisping.
Bisping.
Yeah.
He's the kind of guy,
bro,
you can give it,
but you can't take it.
Interesting.
But yo,
but like,
no one likes that kind of person.
No one,
bro.
Yeah.
In any friend group.
That's why I like Askren.
Askren will laugh at jokes
if you make fun of him.
I'll give that to him.
Askren's great.
He can take it.
Yeah.
He can take it,
yeah.
Schaub,
all those guys,
bro.
Schaub is great. He's a great sense of humor. That's what I'm saying, bro. And you know that because you're in the business. Bis Yeah. He can take it, yeah. Shob, all those guys, bro. Shob is great.
He has a great sense of humor.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
And you know that because you're in the business.
Business is the kind of guy, like, yo, you're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
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You're a bitch. You're I've been talking shit for fucking what seven years now. I have nothing. I have death threats every single day everything
I never met a person that like hated me. I swear to God
It's so interesting because you're gonna be at these events. You guys have to cross paths. I've been it
I've been yeah, you work out at the same time. I know you think I fuck around
but I want and so last time I was here right and we went to a
For the club that was called but mods but I was there right? Okay, like yeah, usually I you know
I walk in they don't pay like you bring it to a table
Mazo's right there like this like turns this out i swear to god so i was like
okay so they put me on a different table you know they're bringing my name out on license and that
this motherfucker gets so pissed off or he just leaves and that motherfucker talks like y'all
like pull up a whole foods like bro he's not about it like that really he's got their pussies bro i'm
right next to him i can give the owner of the club to like verify like i don't lie bro my girl was
amazing like i'll have like bro this girl was amazing like i'll like bro
this motherfucker got so mad that like no one knew who he was and they were giving my name like a
shine he just left swear to god my life swear on my mom's life so masvidal walked out right in front
of me and this motherfucker be talking about oh i'll pull up on you this and that bro he's not
about that where did your beef start just talking shit bro bro. The guy looks like he's a journeyman.
He's a glorified journeyman.
Yeah.
Bro, he's trash, bro.
Trash.
But he's marketed himself well.
You have to give it up.
Of course.
The marketing is...
Of course, yeah, but he's trash, though.
You don't think he's got the chops?
He's a terrible fighter.
You know, I like him because he's like, he goes.
You know what I mean?
He's the kind of guy that'll fight you, but he's not like a champion, bro.
But that's the thing.
He doesn't take it serious. The guy's eating McDonald's before his fucking, but he's not a champion, bro. But that's the thing. He doesn't take it serious.
The guy's eating McDonald's before his fucking thing.
It's like a serious, bro.
But doesn't he seem like the guy fought in backyards?
I don't think he'd be scared to fight in the backyard.
Wow, oh my God, I'm fighting in the backyard.
When you fight, bro, that's not scary.
Oh my God, I fought in the backyard.
I'll fight someone right now.
That doesn't make me tough.
When you know how to fight, that doesn't make you tough.
So you're not at all scared to fight people like that'd be like me going to a club and
picking up fight with someone like yo okay does it make me tough no that just makes me a pussy
you know yeah yeah yeah like he like actually he's so tough in this and that like fight someone that
knows how to fight like okay like yeah yeah if you're fighting people know how to fight you're
tough but i mean you know some people piss me off i'll fuck them up but like like i don't know
when you when you were we're fighting in bellator right yeah would you be
nervous before your fights i'm just trying to understand your disposition like bro if you didn't
get nervous you didn't care but mike tyson used to there's a mike tyson fight that he tried to
climb out the arena i don't know if he was so nervous he tried to climb the ladder and leave
on the top of the arena that's you gotta look it up george st pierre says he's the most scared
person ever he's the best fighter.
Dude, did you watch him on Rogan?
Yeah.
I watched a little bit.
Amazing.
Bro.
His haircut though?
It's a little crazy.
It's a little crazy.
He looks like Guile
from Street Fighter.
He looks like my
fucking salon artist.
He looks like he
looks at a salon, bro.
It's just ridiculous, bro.
But he's the type of
dude I was watching.
You know about him?
I don't know. What? Know about what? Have a couple more sips and then tell us. Know about what? on bro it's just ridiculous bro like he's the type of dude i know about him i i i know what
what know about what have a couple more sips and then tell us what know about what he loves the
black bitches he loves them he loves it really you want me to tell you why he retired why i i
can't i'm fucking too drunk you know why he retired the first time why why why he got he
got a stripper pregnant. No.
He has a kid.
So where'd he go?
Did he knee it?
What did he do? I actually like...
Flying knee.
To be honest, with that haircut,
I have to bear with that haircut.
It was a charity event for him.
Really?
That's why he retired the first time
that he came back.
Interesting.
Look it up.
I almost feel like I was Jones, bro. You gotta's look it up i believe you the um the thing that i was
watching the uh clips from that interview right and uh i even texted joe about it it was so cool
to watch someone that was so clearly obsessed with fighting bro i love it he's obsessed you
know what that this is what we're talking about with tobacco like a martial artist like that bro
i cannot give respect to that motherfucker every aspect of the game remember when
they were talking about most awkward i've been out with him before oh really can't keep a
conversation why because you're not black with a fat ass you have the fatty bro you little darker
i'm not i'm not not kicking you wait wait you got a little something a little something i'm better
than yours don't turn it than yours bro hey hey little something. I'm better than yours. Don't tease on me. Better than yours, bro. Hey, hey. I heard you have a little cake.
You're not fucking with Mark, though.
Don't let Mark bring out the wagon, bro.
That motherfucker got the wagon, bro.
No, I'm serious.
I'm known for my wagon.
You put his legs by his ears.
This motherfucker is my fucking.
I'm sitting on the ground right now.
That's how big my ass is.
So what else, man?
No, no, no.
Yeah.
I feel like this episode is going to get taken down.
It might be.
It might get taken down.
But what else?
What do you...
No, no.
All serious.
What do you want?
What is next for you?
Like, here's the thing.
What happens a lot of times.
You know, something like Jake excited me, me bro Cause These guys in Bellator bro
They don't
But they don't know how to self fight
These guys have like
A thousand followers
Two thousand followers
And like
You're gonna make me go through
A fucking six month
Or a three month training camp
Work my ass every day
Cut weight
And then no one even knows
Who the guy I'm fighting
What do you fight at?
170
And
Would you fight lower?
I could fight 55
I believe yeah
I could
Cause how tall are you?
Bro, right now, I'll tell you.
How tall are you?
I'm six foot.
So you're six?
I'm on a good day.
Oh, okay.
So 155 would be tough for you to get down to.
I could do it, though.
But that's a tough cut.
But you got to give me the right reason, bro.
I mean, that's the one thing I agree with.
You're not going to do that for 40 grand?
Yeah.
Stop it.
I went my ass for 40 grand, bro.
Come on, stop it right now.
Like, G Paul, he was like y'all give me i'll
give you a million after taxing it was like 600 000 which is not that much money for me to risk
my knee my knee is worth like what 10 million to be the best fighter in the world yeah how much is
this knee yeah yeah yeah come on stop so i'm gonna trim my knee the wrong way when i punch you and
get two months two years out of the way yeah yeah yeah for jay paul and you believe snoop
dog fucking commentating like i mean snoop is nice with the comment i know what y'all i'm gonna be honest y'all i'll
give him shit but i actually like it nice with it he's fucking hilarious bro so we need to get
you fights i guess i understand what you're saying you're like i could fight these guys okay okay
okay let me ask you something right so you say you had any fighter on here come on like you're
gonna be like it's like talking to a wall be honest you ever talk to a fighter yep it's like talking to a wall bro am i wrong yes yes
they've got compelling stories sometimes yeah great no i know i don't want to listen to these
motherfuckers episode didn't do great numbers that's what you're talking about shoveling dirt
in the fucking thing no one cares about that to be
honest we don't hear about that brother on his phone can't even look at you
drove I am right now fucking shit face boy be honest do you want to hear about
him fucking show in there and some shit yeah honest do you want to hear about him fucking shoveling
some shit yeah i i thought it was yeah i want to hear about it but not like on a podcast like this
yeah especially coming on with someone that you guys bro yeah hilarious yeah yeah so okay so
my voice so bad you don't have to do anything on this shit you guys are fucking awesome i'm talking
you guys fucking talking about fucking god damn how am i gonna
no one cares okay so here's the thing like come on no one cares so you you've done this work to
build up your star yeah and now you got to fight these guys yeah but yeah i don't i don't do no
work but this is who i am like these guys like you know what i mean you i know but i'm saying
like these guys yo these guys are like i'd be right talking to drywall bro yeah i i can't but
so so you're bro last night i'm in miami yeah last
time in miami i got just let him go yeah i got like 300 girls around the gaff
chilling like yo and like come on i'm two and oh right yeah oh he's two and oh but like bro
i'm okay but there's like other fighters yeah like these guys like mosville these guys they
don't come out nobody knows what the they are yeah i'm coming out i got 20 ass
like this and that this and that like yo, like yo, in Miami, right?
Yeah, yeah.
These guys, yo,
they don't know how to like,
they don't got personality, bro.
They don't got this and that.
Yo, you can fight all you want.
Floyd said it before,
like,
you can be the best fighter
in the world
and no one knows who you are.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
That's all I'm saying.
So do you care about the belt
at all or no?
To be honest,
I mean,
I'm the belt.
It's the same thing
as Conor, bro.
And I believe,
I mean,
he should have his own belt.
Because when you fight him, you make money. Poor Ye's taking the fight over the belt. It's the same thing as Conor, bro. And I believe, I mean, he should have his own belt. Because when you fight him, you make money.
Poirier's taking the fight over the belt.
And what's interesting about that is he didn't say anything about the charity donation until after Conor signed the fight.
Bro, I'm telling you right now, like on the show, bro.
He didn't want to fuck up that fight.
Bro, I could put my fucking word.
Yeah, I could put my heart on his chest.
If Conor says he's going to do something, he he probably he not even probably he put that money up he might have been pissed off that they might not
had somewhere to go and he might have took it back because of that that motherfucker put the
money up he does not say something that he would not do like you're from new york bro someone guy
gives you a handshake like an old school guy like you know like one of those guys they say yo that's
my word that's him bro i would never even second guess something he would tell me he was gonna do
never never bro so that's why that shit i saw that i was like yo he must be pissed off about That's him bro I would never even second guess Something he would tell me He was gonna do Never Never bro
So that's why
That shit
I saw that
I was like yo
He must be pissed off
About something you know
Yo he got knocked the fuck out
Nah yeah bro
You were knocked out
To get half a million dollars
Fuck out of here
I'm not doing that
Stop bro
He's gonna fuck him up
In the rematch
Watch
Listen I thought
Conor was gonna win
Bro Conor
I had Conor going
The only person
That's gonna beat Khabib
Is Conor
I'm telling you right now
The full cam bro
The way he trains
What were you saying to Khabib that got him so upset?
Because he was coming.
Bro, you're passing my pay raise, bro.
You'd be paying me for this fucking thing, bro.
Bro, I never talked about this shit.
You know, it looked like you might have been saying some things.
No offense.
Put me on Rogan.
I may be talking about this.
Put me on Rogan right now.
I'll be talking everything, bro.
This is a real cool FaceTime Rogan.
Yo, you know what's crazy?
It looked like you riled him up.
I'm not saying you did, but it looked like you might have riled him up and you might
be partially responsible for him jumping out the cage.
I was fully responsible, bro.
Fully?
How?
He was out the cage.
Bro, you think he's going to jump out for anybody?
Come on, stop it.
You see this right here and he's going to jump it.
Of course.
What were you saying?
Some Armenian shit?
I didn't say anything, bro.
I was just making hand gestures.
What?
I was just making hand gestures. What type of gestures? Were you doing like no so okay so i'll explain this to you yeah
okay so weeks before i posted a picture you have my instagram can you go down so i posted a picture
of him with a proper chow bottle right okay oh because he doesn't drink alcohol yeah so his
but his best friend manager posted like yo we're gonna fuck you in the ass i swear you go look at
the comments so i I seen that.
I was like, yo, this boy, he's mad weird.
Ali Abdelaziz or whatever?
Don't bring that motherfucker.
Stop it.
He has a peanut right there.
He's a peanut head.
No, no.
His other boy.
He has a Russian manager and he has an American manager.
Ah, okay.
So he said something like that.
So whatever.
The fight's going on.
So my boy loses.
Obviously, I'm fucking hurt.
That's my fault.
One of my closest friends.
I love Connor.
So I'm like, there, so go down.
I'll show you the picture.
It's actually hilarious, bro.
The way you see his hairline.
Go down, bro.
Oh, wait, no, you got to.
No, this is awkward, bro.
Yo, that cake right there looks like Mark.
That's my ex-boyfriend I'm talking about.
Nah, that's what I look like, Mark, bro.
That might have been me, bro.
That's Mark, too.
Keep going.
That's J-Paul's girlfriend, by the way.
No, it is.
I'm joking.
Yeah, okay.
So anyway, there was a picture I posted, and I seen that guy.
So the fight ends, right?
This motherfucker gets smacked in the back.
So in my head.
Which picture?
You go.
Look at his hairline there.
Yeah, but he looks like a little bit like Planet of the Apes.
Come on, stop it.
That's what he looks like in person.
We guys are like, yes, smash.
I'm afraid I can't even say more than one word, bro.
He's been in America for like 20 years, bro.
I'm not going to speak one sentence, bro.
Fucking D'Andre Thor.
So go down here.
Go down.
Right there.
That one right there.
Where?
The one with the cabina. Bro, stop it. the one so this picture right so the comment so
right so the fight ends and they start smacking me on the back let me go i thought it was like
the commission coming in to end the whatever yeah and i looked back and there was the guy that said
that so i was like go back that's what is he is a comment yeah he was like yo we smash your ass
you know i want you know how those guys talk bro he's like we smash ass he goes we smash
asses only that I was like what the boys got some of his his been on the back so I look back and it's
him so I'm like what the fuck is I was looking at him and all of a sudden he's screaming on me so
I'm gonna go with the fuck you know like obviously bro I have my boys back I know you're from New
York bow someone says shit about your boy we fucking fight yeah yeah I don't care bro yeah
so he's like screaming and then like he throws a mouthpiece i'm like yo come here like
that like i don't know what i said like whatever he jumps over then the fight comes and everybody
comes so like that was basically did you get a shot off bro watch it i want me to talk you through
the episode did you put a little finger in his gigi hole he would have been the most actions
ever gotten his life i hit him with overhand right clinch in my head when he leaned i was like yo he might have nice
hands i don't have the best hands i was like i'm gonna clinch up so i started clinching him i was
like uppercutting him all this oh really he you landed on khabib then maybe anybody bro i swear
in my life he was backing up the whole time i was trying to engage in the fight if you watch the
video he was backing up i was coming for us yo let's fucking fight this is awesome i'm gonna fuck you up and then the whole thing the video, he was backing up. I was coming forward. I was like, let's fucking fight. This is awesome.
I'm going to fuck you up.
And then the whole thing came over.
But he was backing up like this.
He was pulling away.
Those guys, those Dagestani guys, bro, they all pull back.
That's all it is.
Watch all their fights.
Islam, all of them.
They pull back.
They don't ever take the first step.
They're always on their back foot.
So when he jumped out, I think he didn't realize that, yo, this motherfucker's nice.
So he jumped out, and then Azhar was swinging on him, and he just out of there, bro.
Do we have the video?
Can we watch the— Yo, pull up my last picture.
I don't care, bro.
I'm telling you, that's the facts.
So would you fight Khabib if you had the opportunity?
Bro, you know what it is, like in this game—
What is he so good at?
That's Conor's fight.
That'd be like, yo, that's his fight, bro. And you think connor takes him if they fight again bro not even a second
but though with the right camera you go at them he was your improper 12 you've seen it he wasn't
as like but he trained bro i'm telling you he's one of the best friends i ever trained with in
my life he's fucking sick so yeah he would take that okay let's look at it so watch watch watch
i come forward i don't know who takes the backward step there where is he at i can't see yeah you won't probably see on there yeah you got
a replay oh i guess i got caught there oh yeah i'm getting fucking restrained by fucking oh he comes
down oh that's true you jump oh he goes forward yeah he took the backwards step the whole time
is that just reflex and then who came at you and swung yeah bro i mean we're from new york
yeah my boy andrew are you from new york too no Yeah, bro, I mean, we're from New York.
My boy Andrew over there.
Are you from New York too?
Nope.
I was gonna say, I don't look like you're from New York.
What part of New York are you from?
Oh, Manhattan.
Yeah, okay, that's tough.
The burls.
It's real tough, though.
Manhattan is real tough.
Yo, come to Chelsea.
Yo, come here.
Yo, come here.
He's over there.
Come to Chelsea, G.
Actually, I think I've seen him before
at one of those clubs.
Interesting.
You've been there, though.
No, I wasn't there. I seen you on the outside, bro. I didn't know him. Seen those clubs. Interesting. You've been there, though. I wasn't there. I've seen you on the outside, bro.
Seen you through the window.
Seen you through the window.
I was on my way to the straight club in Chelsea.
Have you ever thought about going to UFC?
Into the mic.
I get pissed off when people say that.
Into the mic.
Sorry, I get pissed off when people say that.
You know how much you get paid to fight in Bellator?
No.
Way, way more than anybody in the UFC.
The only person that makes more money than me is Conor.
Really? I swear to God. Ask anybody. I make The only person that makes more money than me is Conor Really?
So where do you go
Ask anybody
I make the most money
Like you bro
For one fight
But there's no one that can even compare to me
Trust me
Huh
That's why you think I'm impelled
Come on stop it
So you have no interest going to UFC
Just because they're more high profile fights
Bro
I get paid
Like they pay me right
UFC like they don't pay the guys right
but exposure could be worth something right it's probably got my own exposure i don't know
i'm a fucking goddamn fucking machine generally speaking i would i would for a fighter who
doesn't know how to promote themselves be honest put yourself in the biggest thing but if you know
how to promote yourself be honest take the most money i'm two and oh you know a bunch of usc
fighters who's more popular yeah yeah no no you no, no. You have... It is weird.
It's genuinely weird.
It's not...
I mean, like, these guys are probably...
They're, like, fucking...
It's like talking to a wall, bro.
I'm telling you.
I know them.
I've been growing up in this game, bro.
These guys are, like...
They think it's just, like...
It's like these guys, bro.
Like, I smash.
No one cares about that shit.
Give me the future.
What is happening?
What's next?
What do we have to look for?
I want the winner of Jake and Ben.
100%. Now, if it's Ben... 100 100 i'm not interested in that fight though i'm so you know
what i was offered but i'm not interested in that fight i don't want to see you box ben i like ben
you know you know i'm telling you right now okay this is the first time i brought this up yeah so
i'm the co-main event on holyfield and tyson oh offer we don't have an opponent yet it's already
gone everything i don't have opponents so whoever me with them or I'll take anybody else.
In a boxing match though because it's a boxing event.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I wholly feel enticed in having another fight.
I'm going to be the co-main event.
I'm going to fight someone.
Maybe whoever wins there, I'll fight anybody.
I don't care.
Maybe me and you.
Nah.
I don't know, buddy.
No, no.
If you fight in co-main event there, do you try to take on?
Anybody. I don't care, bro. Logan? Give me Francis. Give me Francis. Logan is what I was thinking. Give me Francis, bro. In a boxing match? So if you fight in co-made event there, do you try to take on anybody?
I don't care, bro.
Logan?
Logan is what I was thinking.
Give me Francis, bro, in a boxing match.
It has to be a longer time limit.
You don't want Francis, bro.
See, that's the difference between me and you.
I'm not scared of him, bro.
I am.
Yeah, you are.
Or you.
I'm scared of him for you.
Yeah, see, a real martial artist is willing to die, bro.
He's not willing to die.
I'm telling you, bro.
Why are you willing to die?
Because this is what i do bro is i'm if i die in the like in the midst of like fighting or a battle
that's like i have you know like a samurai you guys you kill himself when yeah where does this
come from like bro because i i've been that that's my whole life man like i don't i'm not good at
anything else this is my shit like you know like i'm not explaining it like i don't do anything
else this is my shit like Like, I love martial arts.
So, if I die doing what I love, I'll be happy.
Now, I remember you were talking.
And I tell you that from the beginning.
I'm looking you in the eyes.
I believe it.
I believe it.
I believe it.
And I guess one thing I'm curious about is you're training now, right?
Yeah.
You, I was watching your show with Brendan.
Yeah.
And you were talking about this, like, fall.
But you had, like, a fallout with your trainer
that you trained your whole life.
Yo,
are you moving all these stories
up right now, bro?
I'm just saying,
like,
so for me,
my initial reaction with that
was like,
well,
who's training with you now?
How are you continuing
to get better?
You gotta understand,
these,
like,
some guys in jiu-jitsu
are,
like,
fake humble,
okay?
Yeah,
I understand that.
There's,
like,
a fake humbleness,
like,
I mean,
you come to your face
or,
like, this and that, but, oh, my God, my god like respect this and that but then behind the closed doors
i'm like doing coke and bitches bro like these guys like they're not who you think they
are you understand bro like yo i wear what i do on my chest like came around a bender i'll
be honest like i train every day though bro i do what i gotta do you know what i mean but
like i'll be honest yeah i've been here i'm in fucking Miami. My best friend just want to fight. Yeah, and I fucking I'm putting party
Yeah, but like someone like that won't admit that to you
But y'all like this and I like these guys probably kick me out because he couldn't handle that
I was real, you know and like
That's just how this game trains you now. You need to have some sort right now
Yeah, I'm in Ireland. I'm coming off on them. But like I'm in New York right now. We're just doing my own thing
I do my I train myself really? Yeah, but I'm just doing my own thing. I train myself.
Really?
Yeah, but I love Kavanaugh.
That's my team, SBG.
Okay.
It's just in Ireland, so it's hard to get there with COVID and everything.
Yeah, but what about actually training jiu-jitsu?
Don't you need one of these senseis, one of these guys that has a legacy?
I've been training for 12 years, bro.
I've been training since I was 15, so I know what I need.
You know what I mean?
Gotcha.
It's the same with you guys.
You know what you need to do.
But sometimes it's nice to have someone to push you know what you need to do You know So
But sometimes it's nice
To have someone to push you past that
100%
Yeah 100%
So then who is that for you now
Like how do you
Myself
Really
There's nobody else
I'm fucking David Gong
Is in my head
Where'd he go
Bro you gotta be like that
You're saying
Like but let's say someone
Who's like
Has an incredible legacy
In Jiu Jitsu
Like Gordon Ryan
Was willing to train you
Right
Stop
Right you know I'm gonna tell you a story About him right okay so like yo me and him had this
crazy beef right and he posts a picture photoshopped of my mom on a bang bros like on a
bang but can we say one thing your mother's objectively beautiful thank you objectively
beautiful which yeah okay but like which is why i would understand you would get into martial arts
yeah i mean that sincerely i mean literally
no yeah she is i love it that's why yeah okay great yeah but your respect was like okay cool
but like he put her on like a bang bus thing and like photoshop her face like yo i fucked her last
night that's a little wild so like yo so i'm at the gym right yeah that's true you did kiss his
girl that's why i did that because i was just out of respect that i had to get back respectfully i
had to do that so yo. So me and my friend,
we get done training
and I see that shit.
The kid I was here for,
Mancher,
the Indian kid,
he's my best friend.
So he's like,
yo, bro,
what the fuck?
I'm like, yo, bro,
let's go to the fucking gym.
So in New York,
Marcello's and Henzo's
is like one block away.
Oh yeah, Marcello's is on like 25th Street.
Yeah, so yo,
I get out of the gym,
fucking heat,
I see that shit, right?
So I was like,
yo, let's go to the gym.
So we pull up to this fucking gym, right?
They're not letting us in.
I see the door guy walk out to get coffee.
So we fucking stalk them.
We come into the coffee shop.
I was like, yo, is Gordon in there?
He's like, yo, don't hurt me.
I was like, no, no.
Is Gordon in there?
I want Gordon.
He's not there this night.
Apparently, he was there.
So I was like, yo, I'm going to fuck him up.
I went to their gym.
You know what's crazy?
Holes Gracie.
I don't know if you know.
Holes Gracie is Henzo's man. He's a Gracie. You know what? Recently, I seen i don't know if you know holes gracie's henzo's like man you
know okay he's a gracie you know what i recently i seen him and we're like rival teams you know
he said to me he said yo you know how much respect i have for you when that shit happened you pulled
up at the gym yeah so you can ask him right yeah like he's he's their guy so i pulled up i was like
i'm gonna fucking kill this kid i see you i'm fucking knocking him out he didn't show up this
and that so what happened was like, Donner came to the gym.
You know the guy, Donner?
John Donner?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's always in the-
Yeah, so he came to the gym, and they had to make an apology video and everything.
They apologized.
They go, he doesn't want to fight you in the street.
Like, he's just a jiu-jitsu guy.
So they apologized, and, like, that's how that whole thing got, like, fucking-
Interesting.
I was going to kill him.
Yeah, I would have killed him, bro.
Interesting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And just knee-jerk reaction.
When you're going to fight him him you know that he's also
good at jujitsu let's yeah he's not bad yeah you know so so so gary i fought all of them bro i
fought gary ton i fought all those but how would you fight a guy like that are you gonna talk about
fighting like like street fight how are you fighting him bro i saw the guy has no hands bro
so you're going straight to the hands but it's different by by soft but your strategy is straight
right you pull up his voice right now you see how soft he is like he's like every fight straight to the hands. Bro, he's soft. But your strategy is straight to the hands. Bro, can you pull up his voice right now?
You can see how soft he is.
He has like a fucking...
But every fight goes to the ground eventually.
Bro, he's like, you know what I mean?
But that's what...
Bro, you think I'm scared of going to the ground with him?
Motherfucker had a fucking 15 minutes to score a point.
I mean, I wasn't even training and he's fucking talking about he's the best in the world.
He's fucking trash.
Stop bringing this kid up though because I don't want to talk about him.
Trash, bro.
Trash.
Literal trash, bro. Bro, I'm not joking. Like, he's... Can his girl kiss well? Stop bringing this kid up though Cause I don't wanna talk about it Trash bro Trash Like literal trash bro
Bro I'm not joking
Like he's
Can his girl kiss well?
Here motherfucker
I'm not with her
So no
Alright guys
Listen
We don't wanna take too much
Of your time
Dylan
I just wanna know the future
Tell me
Just what
I want the winner
Of Ben and Jake
If it's Jake
If it's Ben
No give me Ben
Bro come on Stop You would buy me You and Ben buy me but but what is that is it a boxing match casual fan i
would i would i know ben i like ben he's funny because ben came on here but you wouldn't have
known ben before that no he didn't come on here ben hadn't been on i would love to be on but he's
funny i saw some of his interviews he's genuinely funny look at me no. He is genuinely funny. Y'all be honest. Am I funny, though?
Look at me in the eyes.
Am I funny?
No, you're the funniest ever.
Ever?
Funniest ever. Ever, bro.
You're the funniest Armenian
MMA fighter from Manhattan.
Ever.
All right.
So, you want the winner of that.
He's the best.
Jake Paul.
I hope it's Jake Paul.
I would like to see Ben
fight someone else.
Jake won't win.
But it is interesting.
Not really, no. No, no. Because you're a casual, but you think Jake is funny. Isn would like to see Ben fight someone else. Jake won't win. But it is interesting. Not really, no.
No, no.
Because you're a casual, but you think Jake is funny.
Isn't that probably?
Come on, stop.
You think he doesn't have any fucking sense of humor, no personality.
We never said he was funny.
We said he would win.
No, no.
Yeah, but he likes him because I've seen his shit.
Here's the thing.
He was a sweet kid.
He's been sweet with me.
And I've been asking people in gyms.
I have some connections with people in gyms.
I know.
How his boxing is. And just like I asked about you.
Bro, he's sparring with guys that are journeymen.
But the fact that they've had rounds.
The reason they're going to train with J-Paul is because they want that one minute clout.
They don't want the fucking guys, or like him, 6 and 4, no offense to him.
But like, you know what I mean?
It was the endurance.
Yo, let me go train with J-Paul.
Oh, my God.
He's so good.
Holy shit.
I asked Askren, and he said the same thing as you.
He literally just said, I'm just going to be around.
Bro, Ben Askren.
Yo, as much as me and Ben Askren have our fucking beef,
our fucking whatever this and that,
that motherfucker is a fucking winner.
You got to understand that, bro.
And if I fought Ben Askren, I'm not going to take a nod lightly.
That motherfucker is a winner, bro.
He's a three-time NCAA.
No worries. He'll be NCAA champion. No, no, no. 100%. I guess my in the ice rink, I'm not going to take a knock lightly. That motherfucker is a winner, bro. He's a three-time NCAA champion.
No, no, no, 100%.
I guess my question for you is this, and then this is my final one
because I know you guys got more partying to do.
You got me whacked now.
I'm ready.
So do you think that MMA right now is shifting a bit where –
That's because of me, by the way.
Okay.
I'm being honest, bro.
They're starting to see how much –
Yo, look at Derek Brunson is supposed to have a picture of me you know like i'm telling you i saw you guys in a row yeah
bro these guys had to fucking pick it up bro like it's embarrassing at some point like yo these guys
don't they gotta step it up am i wrong i mean yeah you're a fucking funny i mean the athlete
no no you're 100 right i think fighters have to market themselves much better and the fighters
that i've been cool enough to you. And Israel is really good at it.
I love Izzy, though.
He's a fucking savage.
I'll be honest with you.
And we've said on the podcast,
you guys do the most devastating thing to make a living.
And I want you guys to make all the money.
I'm going to tell you right now,
between me and you,
I don't want to be fucking 39 and fucking back breaking every day and be broke.
100%.
100%.
That's not me, bro.
I'm going to fucking get my money out of this.
Get it.
Get it.
Now, here's the thing.
Do you think that
MMA is moving away
From an era where
Jiu-Jitsu dominated
And now an era where
Wrestling and striking
Is more dominant
Does it feel that way?
The Jiu-Jitsu now
Is not Jiu-Jitsu
These guys say they're Jiu-Jitsu guys
Bro like
Yeah it's different
I'll train with a guy
That says he's a Jiu-Jitsu guy
And I'll tap him
And like
It's different bro Jiu-Jitsu always is and I'll tap him. It's different, bro.
Jiu-jitsu always is the martial art.
I'm telling you right now.
You're getting a watered-down version of it.
So the elite jiu-jitsu guys are not entering the sport.
Yeah, I'm telling you right now.
Or if they are, they're hanging.
Give me any fight.
Say you want to put me against someone.
And you want to fight at 170 or 155?
At 170.
Who would you want to see me?
What about Colby Covington?
I was just actually around him.
He's a motherfucker.
Good kid, though?
He plays a character.
I'll tell you this.
He might play the character, but he's different than me.
He's like, yo, on the cameras, I'm going to fuck with you.
He plays the whole character.
You know what I mean?
I'm like, this is me.
But outside of the character, I hear he's kind of a sweet guy.
Yeah, but that's the easy fight, bro.
Really?
Even though he has the wrestling background and everything?
Paul Gordon.
Who do you, is there anybody that you're like, yo, I know you say you'd still win, and I
believe that.
Fine, I still win.
But that guy would give me trouble for my skills.
No, I believe that.
2-0 is a very impressive record.
I was undefeated, too.
Yeah, 0-0.
You'll be 3-0 tonight when you come over.
Is there anybody that you're like,
oh, I would still win,
but he would give me trouble
for my skillset?
A little bit of trouble, even.
Kron.
Well, Kron's not,
I mean, he's not
in the conversation with me.
Okay, fair enough.
He lost his last fight.
That's right, that's right.
Okay, who else?
Somebody else.
Come on, come on, come on.
Kamaru Usman?
He's good.
To be honest, he'd be a tough fight, but the only reason is because he runs, though.
You know what I mean?
He stays on the outside.
Yeah, yeah.
But his wrestling is strong, and he's strong.
Trash, though.
But this motherfucker has been ripping Africa, this whole thing.
When he came to America, when he was wrestling, he was like, I switched his name to Marty.
He was ripping Nebraska because he didn't want to be from another country.
Yeah.
And now he's like
Oh I'm fucking from Africa
This and that
Yeah yeah yeah
Bro that's just embarrassing
I think he calls himself Nebraska
Bro but think about that
Bro how embarrassing is that
It's like okay
Now that I'm the champ
I'm gonna be out of Africa
But like two years ago
When I was insecure
I changed my name
And I was like
I'm from Nebraska
But when you're young
And you're trying to find
Identity
It's tough man
That's bullshit bro No Now you want to claim them when I was claiming when he wants to be cool
and be rich when you're everybody knows when you're rich identity no when you're
at the top it's easy bro yeah fuck that I know what you mean but it's young to
me is like teens it's not like yeah they'll be you're like 20 this and that
and then all of a sudden he sudden he's rich and successful now.
But I'm saying if you became that, and then you're like,
y'all, now I'm from India.
But no, but before I was from Queens.
13, 14, I get it.
17, 18, I get it.
What's your name?
He calls himself Ash or something like that.
He changes names.
Did he say Kashmir?
He said aspirin.
Kashmir.
Aspirin.
Okay.
So Marty would be a tough fight anybody else i know you
guys are making it like that like obviously every fight is tough i'm not saying that i'm not saying
that's not yeah i do believe i swear on my life like i'll tell you right now looking you in line
i believe my jiu jitsu is better than everybody i really do and you have reason to believe that
yeah of course yeah and okay so someone beat me so then show me that it doesn't am i wrong yeah guys this has been
dylan dynas everybody yo you can step up right now i'm not sure yo thank you so much for coming
we really appreciate you coming through man you guys are awesome bro i love it go check out dylan
you already know his Instagram.
Great episode, bro.
I love you guys.
This is so much fun.
And we're fans, dude.
We're fans.
You know what always happens?
No, this episode is going to get a lot of dislikes because people hate me.
But they'll all be watching, though.
Haters and lovers pay the same price of admission.
Something that's very important.
Now, I will say this.
What I've always noticed about people who are inflammatory on the internet is and this goes from alex jones to six
nine i want to be alex jones so you love that dude no we can work that out is when you meet them in
person they're charming am i charming you're charming you're likable you're likable you're
charming in person and it is an interesting thing right it's like it's like it's almost like charm
is a is a skill and you can use it for like bad intentions or good intentions right right it's like it's like it's almost like charm is a is a skill and you can use
it for like bad intentions or good intentions right and it's easier to get attention sometimes
when you use it for bad attention yeah and can't meet you one-on-one on the internet exactly but
then when you have these long-form conversations you're like like ben askren perfect example if
he's just trolling and then you have like a long talk with them you're like oh this guy's fucking
funny he's great good and you do the same thing so I'm cool to see I'm cool
I'm interested to see people
hear you the whole episode
and then start to go
oh actually I kind of like this guy
he's like bald
yeah but they'll never admit it
you know what I mean
they'll be like
I
wait
with Alex Jones
people hated that motherfucker
I love that motherfucker
but here's the thing
there are people
came on hating him
and then afterward
they were like
alright I don't agree with him
but the guy's kind of funny
you see what I'm saying
a shift happens
So I think that can happen
With you man
We appreciate you
I appreciate you bro
Thank you so much bro
Thank you