Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Game Of Thrones S08E01

Episode Date: April 15, 2019

In this episode of the Westerbros podcast, Andrew Schulz is joined by Hani, Marco and Alexx to review Game Of Thrones, Season 8 Episode 1. INDULGE!!!

What's up everybody and welcome back to another episode of Wester Bros. It's been a while. I'm Andrew Schultz. I'm here with Haney. I'm here with Marco. Jack is nowhere to be found. Jack is on the West Coast doing... Jack's on the other side of the wall. Yeah, he's on the other side of the wall, man. Trying to sell some shows, man, so best of luck for Jack. But yeah, here we are. We're back.

For those of you who don't know what Wester Bros is, or maybe you heard about it, we are a, I guess we're a TV film review podcast. None of us are experts at TV or film at all. We just play on the same basketball team and like to talk some shit. So we decided to do a podcast about it. It started with Westeros, not Westeros, Game of Thrones. And then it kind of continued into some other films. And then it was kind of my bad. I got busy as fuck.

And so it kind of fell off. But for this final season, I thought it was very important that we get the gang back together, get into it. Some of you saw the Instagram video that we put up. I thought it was some excellent acting. Hats off to Marco. Marco really dug deep. Marco really dug deep. put up you know i thought it was some excellent acting um hats off to marco marco marco really dug deep marco really dug deep you know and really captured that role of calise in like a

daniel day lewis s way like that was some my left foot shit right there fam yeah really weird when you didn't method acting the whole day the whole day you were in it like you walked into the room you were in it you know like everything about. You know I kick and scream the entire way. The whole day. Two days. I put it off the first day. I went ghost for two days on a text message. I wrote a whole script on the text about how it was going to go down.

The guy doesn't react. And I had to call him personally. And be like, all right, we're going to shoot tonight. And then two hours later, I just get a text like, I don't know how comfortable I feel wearing a wig. I did not say wearing a wig. Yeah, it was. It was the wig.

You said, I'm pretty sure you said wearing a wig. It was the wig that was the issue. It was not the wig. I just said I was uncomfortable with the script in general. I didn't find the script to be funny. It didn't speak to me. Let me tell you something. The second I wrote out the script, I get a personal text from Haney.

First of all, I was not on the text, right? Don't worry. I get a personal text from Haney. He goes, just to let you know, Marco's going to have an issue about this. Did you really say that? Yeah, yeah. Because you think you're Dave Chappelle. You're like, we can't dress up as women.

They're trying to emasculate us. That's not true. They're trying to emasculate. This is how they do it. This is how they treat Marines. That wasn't it at all. I think it was. I think you were caught up in your ego. I think I'm so woke that I didn't see the irony in the joke. It was a big deal

for me to be dressed up as a woman. Why is that a big deal? It wasn't about you. The joke was the dragon. I get the joke. The dragon was the joke. You didn't even get the joke until the day of. We had to explain it day of. Fucking Haney's in a dragon onesie. Sweating. Dude. Soaking wet. That's what people do. I don't know if you realize, if you look

at the video, the last line is Margot, he just goes bro, you are sopping wet right now. And if you touch Haney's back, it felt like a radiator. It felt like he was going to breathe dragon. It literally felt like a dragon. When I was on top, I was like, yo, my thigh's sweating. It was like yo my thighs sweaty Seven minutes

You absolutely put it over the fucking hoodie I Thought it's gonna be quick. It was not that long. Haney 10 minutes to get on this onesie, right? His wife is just looking at him like, you have a daughter. You put onesies on every day. How the fuck could you not put a onesie on? You wear arms first. You had a 50-50 shot at it

and he got it wrong. There's no way your daughter is getting in onesies. I fuck up the dressing a lot. Oh, I know you do. This is how I know it, because Haney's still going through- For those of you guys who don't know, a lot's changed. Haney had a kid that he still calls the kid.

The kid, the kid. Yeah, it's not his kid. Or baby. It's the kid. Yeah. You gotta earn your name. You just give the kid your name. You gotta earn that shit.

You gotta earn the throne. You gotta earn it. You gotta take it. You gotta do something, say a word first. He gotta earn the throne. You gotta earn it. You gotta take it. You gotta do something, say a word first. He goes, the kid. He goes, guys, we gotta be quiet. The kid's sleeping. Oh, the kid?

Is the kid sleeping? Cool. Another great idea. Like, oh, let's have it at the one apartment that has a living baby. I wanted to use the baby, okay? This is my ignorance. I thought babies stay up all night. I didn't realize that your baby is on a fucking Tom Cruise schedule.

He's in bed by 8.30. Okay. This is a very, what is it called? Get shit done, baby? What is that called? What is the word I'm looking for? I don't know. Efficient?

Efficient. Self-starter? No, like when you get a lot of things done. You said efficient. I don't know. Multitask? Doesn't matter. Whatever. You said efficient. Yeah. I don't know. Multitask? Doesn't matter.

Whatever. Anyway, yeah, so the baby's passed out, and I didn't know the etiquette with waking up the baby. I was down for that. You looked at the etiquette. Don't wake it up? Yeah, but I thought it's fine. I thought it's going to wake up anyway, right?

I figured the baby wakes up, right? And then we can just use the baby for the... I didn't want the baby to act. I just wanted you to be holding the baby in the dragon costume. Right. And, you know, you doing this, and then just so many different things are happening. So many different things are happening. We joked about having the baby be Tyrion. That's right.

The baby's going to be Tyrion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair. All right. No one's trying to impress you, bro. My wife was really into it. No one's trying to impress you, bro. My wife was really into it.

She was ready to wake up the baby herself. She was down. Dude, she was so supportive. We moved around the whole living room. Did you guys ever get the furniture back? Yeah, of course. By the way, babies don't wake up like you and me. They wake up crying.

So I could see that would be an issue for you. Dude, even funnier. This is adding elements to this. This is great. Yeah, because we go home after. Exactly. We're not worried about it, okay? He's got a dry clean of onesie.

That's like a bath towel, bro. I put my hand on your lower back. I put my hand on the spikes. You would sweat through the onesie into the- It just flopped over. It flopped over, yeah. It just flopped over. Dude, it was nuts.

What did you do with it? Threw it in the dryer. Yeah, washed it. Did you return them all? No, you helped me this week. You got to return that. Yeah. You got to return that.

I like the wig. I almost want to wear the wig for this. What do you mean you're going to return it? I'm going to return it. I'm going to try to return everything. What do I need? All these Game of Thrones capes in my long- No, you sweated the shit out of that.

Yeah, but nobody knows. Is anybody else going to buy it? All right. No, that's going to Somalia, man. All right. So I think we should- What? That's where they go, no?

I don't know about the Dragon Ones. I know some FUBU and Pure Players are down there. All the season two Ned Stark shirts are going to Somalia. Dragon Ones and Maurice Malone. Didn't make it. All right. Let's get into it. Yeah, let's get into it because it's late.

We've got to get this up for you guys tomorrow. Shouts to Alex Media who's in the billion. You're – In the billion, in the building. You're whispering. Let me get the pen. There's video everywhere. Oh. I'm going to slide out.

Not this pen. It's a weed pen. But we're okay. Don't worry. No, don't give him the pen because Marco's going to get high and he's going to trickle off. We need your anxiety on top level so we can get through this. Okay. Episode one. Game of Thrones. I cannot tell you how excited. First of all, before we get into the episode.

Big day. Before we get into the episode. The whole day is phenomenal. Great day. Great day. Marco said he's- Sunday red. He's wearing his Sunday red.

Palm Sunday, for those of us going to heaven. Sunday red, red gravy. Tiger Woods. That's what this is about. Red gravy, red gravy. Well, this is Sunday. These are things that mark a great Sunday. Tiger Woods, Sunday.

Big day for all of us here, I would say. Italians call red sauce gravy. So red gravy. And you eat it on a Sunday. It's a whole thing. So if you guys didn't know from the other episodes of Wester Bros, Marco is Italian. Yeah. If you guys didn't know.

He's together by now. Yeah. Well, big day for us, right? Yep. A massive day, un-fucking-real day of sports, including last night, actually. This whole weekend. Last, we had a- Great.

Dude, I mean, I don't know if you guys saw the UFC fights, but Izzy is a friend of Filagran II, and he put on one of the best performances I've seen in a UFC fight. It was a fucking all-out brawl. It was amazing. So he got the dub. I mean, it was a great night. Anyway. Good games, and then all of a sudden Game of Thrones happens,

and there's an important thing before we get into actually the episode. It's so rare right now with streaming culture that you have these TV Super Bowls. Yep. This is it. This is it. This is it. How long has Game of Thrones been on? Since 2013, 12.

So we're looking at- Season eight, right? Seven years. Well, I think it's like eight years. Eight years. We're looking at an eight-year buildup for this next six weeks, right? And the entire world is watching the same thing. For the first time in a long time, I went on the Twitter timeline because I knew everybody

was going to be tweeting about one event. Yep. Right? And the same thing happened today with Tiger. I went on the Twitter timeline, it's one event. And it's very rare with the streaming culture that you have these singular events that aren't like, okay, the president said something crazy. Yeah, they're not like annoying topics.

Yeah, they're not like world star events. We're talking about this is meant to be, it was purposeful, and everybody's talking about it. It's like community building. Dude, it's Sunday. It's Sunday. It's Sunday.

What's the papa saying? What's the papa saying? How is mass? Everyone's coming over. It's mass. Bro, it is. It is a community. It's a community building.

The fucking whole world, man. Everybody was on about Tiger. We're all in, we live in like this weird world where we're supposed to be incredibly connected, right? Yeah. But. Think about this podcast, right? Like we were like hanging out and then we were like talking Game of Thrones for an hour

after we played drinking. And we're like, oh, let's do this. But like everyone became like better friends just through this TV show. Absolutely. Absolutely. And there's a moment of connectivity, right? And like we're connected on Instagram and Twitter and all these places, but it's not true connection. You don't know those people. You don't know those people. And like it's the illusion of connection, right? It's like you think you're, it's like when you have a Diet Coke, it's like your body thinks it's sugar, but it still craves sugar. Yeah. So it's not doing what your body wants, right? And then you have these moments where everybody's literally connecting.

Yeah. Right? It's like you had a feeling about the show. Yeah. And then you saw someone else with the same feeling on Twitter. You're like, okay, I'm part of something bigger. Right. Streaming, I don't know how we make it happen, but streaming isn't as enjoyable as this.

But what's also better about this, though, too, is that it's not just an event that happens online. When something happens on Twitter that everyone watches, it brings people to Twitter. But this is like you go into the office the next day, you're going to talk about it, and you become friendly with those people, and then other aspects of your life start to bleed into it, and it's like, you know what I mean? It's like when you meet someone, you're like, hey, what do you do? You don't really care what they do, but you're like, give me something I can grasp on about you so we can connect.

Right. And for the next six weeks, this is your in. Yeah. And there are no spoiler, like anybody who hasn't watched, like everybody has watched by Monday. Right. Yeah, and everyone's at the same spot. Exactly.

Everyone's at the same spot. Even if it's a really popular show or someone you know, you work with, like you said, watches the show. Oh, yeah, I'm on episode two. Oh, I watched the whole season. All right, well, we can't talk anymore. We can't talk. Disconnected again. That's it.

You never know what you can say. Like your hot take, your little joke about the episode, all these things that we used to come in the next day from watching an episode of Martin or watching Raw or whatever things we watch as kids. We come in the next day, okay, this is what I'm going to say about this. This is what I'm going to say. That doesn't exist in streaming culture. No. Just with live sports.

That's the only thing. That's it with live sports. That's it. And we love it with live sports. And then we had fucking a lot. We had the master. We had Tigers come back on the Masters. Best.

Going crazy. Group chats, fucking wild. Great for our generation specifically because for those people who are either washed or in the process of becoming washed, which is sort of the point of our lives that we are. It was your comeback. The young guys in their millennial golf was like, fuck those guys. You know what I mean? Rory McIlroy, fuck him.

You know what I mean? It was mcelroy like fuck him like you know what i mean it was the best to watch our guy like come back it was like jordan coming back and like hitting the game winning threat yep yeah unbelievable it was so fucking cool um all right and then after that we have game of thrones pop up and with a a minimalist episode it was 56 minutes or something like that 55 minutes it wasn It wasn't too much, but it felt like Ocean's 13 for Westeros or Ocean's 11, whatever that movie was. It was like, let's get the gang back together. Let's get everybody in the same spot. You got 90% of the characters within a 10-mile radius.

Finally. Finally. Right? Now we're not popping over to the desert and going to Dorne. 17 storylines. We got two, three. How many storylines are we talking about? We got Cersei.

Yep. And then we got the- Everything that's going on in Winterfell. Winterfell. And then we got the zombies. And you got the Greyjoys doing whatever they plan on doing. I think the Greyjoys are kicking it with Cersei. Oh, the other Greyjoys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But it's limited. Right. Everything's tiny. Everything's shut down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But it's limited. Right. Everything's tiny. Everything's shut down. And there were some moments where, listen, I'm 35. I don't really care about looking cool anymore.

All right? But you try to like maybe preserve a little bit of your cool. It's rare that something gets me so fucking hyped that I have zero inhibition about how fucking dorky I look but when Sam is downstairs and talking to John and let him know that he's the real king yeah fam I was standing up I had my shoulders dropped forward I look like Hogan I leaned forward in my chair yeah I was it was on I was like just say it just it. Just let him know. I was like,

he better say it in this scene or I'm going to be mad as fuck. Because they would have stretched that out. If it was an old episode, they would have put that, it would have been three episodes before I say I've got the balls.

Yep. But he dropped it on him in that fucking cave. And it was just crazy. It was kind of sick how they did that too. In front of the next- How they got him fired up to do it.

Because he didn't want to do it, but he obviously felt a certain way towards Daenerys in that moment. Right. So he was like, all right, fuck it. I'm going to tell him that he's the real king. Because she just killed my dad and my brother. Do you think that was the setup? I think that was the setup. And who brought-

I forgot who brought him in. To give him the courage to do it. Of course, of course. But who brought him in there? You talked to there. To give him the courage to do it. Of course, of course. But who brought him in there? You talked to Bran. Bran was just like- Bran was like, you got to do this. You got to do this.

And then next thing you know, he was in there. But who- He just knew Jon would be down there. No, no, but how did Daenerys meet him? Daenerys was with who? Daenerys was with Jorah and went to Sand because- Do you think Jorah? No, no.

They went there organically- They went to thank him. Because he saved Jorah with the skin. Because he saved Jorah with the greyscale he saved Jorah with the greyscale. Remember Jorah the greyscale? You didn't see? I rewatched every season. No, no.

I remember. I remember. I thought you were implying that Jorah was like, how do we get them to find him? But Jorah doesn't even know yet. No, Jorah didn't know. So boom. So Jorah takes her there like, yo, this is a dude. Saved my life.

You got to meet this guy. You're going to need him. When we beat these White Walkers, have him part of the clique. And then they made the connection that when they attacked like the landister army right they didn't know he was a tarly they didn't know he was a tarly yeah and so then they all put together and then he was like felt salty his brother especially when his brother died yeah but his father hated him like his father but his brother was something but his brother was nice yeah dick on the brother was nice he was even like all right well at least my brother i can go home now my brother's running right right right now. My brother's running the show.

Right, right, right. And she was there and took him out too. And so at first I see the scene happen. I'm like, all right, whatever. You just kill people and this is not a big deal. People die all the time in this show. And then the way it was worded to John downstairs was they were prisoners and she lit them on fire. She had the dragon.

Sure, he took a little leniency with that, I would say. Right. and she lit them on fire. She had the dragon. Sure, he took a little leniency with that, I would say. Right, but I don't think that that has happened in the past, necessarily. No, because the prism of leadership that he's seen has been John, who wouldn't have done that, which is why he kind of asked him that. That's why he had to ask. But the evil leaders killed those that did not fall in line. Fair. The good ones imprisoned.

Right? The good. We're quote unquote good. Right? Yeah. So this is the first time where we start to set up the Daenerys is not going to be

on that throne. Right. That's at least for me. I think this is the first storyline that makes us go prepares us because everybody's ready for Daenerys.

Well that was the thing like her as she came up throughout the seasons like she was like the, like, the freer of chains. The breaker of chains, right? Right. And then... Yeah, it's been her rightful claim, too.

Right. That's also been the story. And then, but at some point, she almost, like, broke bad and it was just, like, get down her lay down season and she started killing motherfuckers. She did. She did break bad. Right. She went full Walter White.

Yeah. So... Right, but within the moment, you could look at it as like it's a necessity of war. I get it. Right. I completely forgive it. Like, that's the least bad thing that we've seen in Game of Thrones. Right.

Right? Game it out. Didn't take it. Alleyoop. Right. Didn't have to set him on fire. You get to keep your land. Well, that was Sam's argument.

He was like, why don't you just chain him up and then put him in the prison. Yeah, Tyrion's. Say what? It was Tyrion's argument. Well, that was Tyrion argument. He was like, why don't you just chain them up and then put them in the prison? Yeah, Tyrion's. Say what? It was Tyrion's argument. Well, that was Tyrion's argument, but that's what Sam was saying to Jon, essentially, right? You wouldn't have done that. Sam was like, yo, they were prisoners. You didn't have to light them on fire.

We're like, look, c'est la vie. This shit was what happens, right? You're at war. It doesn't matter. I think that that is the way that the storytellers, we're talking about HBO, I think that's their way of letting people know, hey, she's not fit for the throne. So I'm going to put this seed,

you know how like in Casino, like Joe Pesci was this monster, but he gave his kid pancakes, so you're like, ah, I kind of like Joe Pesci. Right? So they're planting seeds of either humility

or evil in characters and doing what you want. And I think this was the first time where they want us to go, hey, Daenerys ain't all that. Also, Sam has no stake in this, right? Like, when Sans is like, I don't really like her,

it's like, well, your royalty, like, Can we talk about, you have a sister. Jon loves Sam, so Sam, when Sam says it,

and he's coming from just being unbiased, like, yeah. Nah, man, like, maybe she's not the one. You are. Yes.

That means more. Yes, yes, yes. Than when Sans is like, Jon, you said you were gonna not the one. You are. Yes. That means more. Yes, yes, yes. Then when Sansa's like, Jon, you said you were going to be the king of the north. Yes. Well, Bran said it. Bran said, like, I'm no longer his brother. It should come from you. Right.

Because you're more of a brother to him than anyone in reality. Right. So he knew Bran kind of, being the Three-Eyed Raven now, was kind of like, it can only come from you, not me. Right. I want to get into brandon a little bit yeah because let's get it let's get into brandon a little bit but let's okay first of all i don't have a sister right but you guys have sisters i do both of you um is it consistent to

say that uh it doesn't matter how amazing your girlfriend is your sister will never accept her because kalisi pulled up with two armies, two dragons, blonde hair, which is rare in Winterfell. See, I took it differently. Not sister. I took it as women in the workplace not being able to mesh together. That's how I read it, right? Interesting. Like, as much as girls, like, I want a girl boss.

Alpha with women. Now, you don't work in an office environment, so you wouldn't know this as much, right? So because of this patriarchal toxic masculinity culture that we've created, we've pinned women against each other in constant competition. Can you say that sentence again so I can throw it out? No shot I'm getting that again. No shot. Patriarchal. The patriarchal systems of workplaces.

Where's the wig? I was being ironic. Where's the wig? Where's the wig? I was being ironic. Where's the wig? So anyway, listen. So the thing is, if you ever watch two alpha-type females in the work environment,

either one has to submit or they will be enemies. They cannot coexist. That's true because there's this Sasha Gray porn I watched once. Sure. The way that she had to get tied down for her to really get into this other chip. Right. Yeah, I think I could see it. I could see it, for sure, in that workplace. So most people have seen it.

It's an interesting dynamic when you see them kind of interact with each other. And that was what reminded me of it. So you talked about how my daughter is just like this super efficient whatever. She gets that from her mom, who is a type A. Your wife, who's efficient you were talking about my joke about my daughter because she goes literally oh yeah yeah my wife

is a type productive is what i was looking for gotcha my wife is a type a person yes i noticed that when we were rearranging the furniture she works with a lot of type a women yeah so the stories i hear from my wife's workplace it's not good dude i mean they're comical to me right like she's like fired up like what what happened just like what are you saying like when like the clash from my wife's workplace. That's not good. Dude. I mean, they're comical to me. Right. Like what? But she's like fired up. Like what? What happens? Just to see,

like what are you saying? Like the clash and just like the ego, like sometimes like with men, even if you're two alphas, right? Like you and Charlamagne are two alphas, right? Yeah, yeah.

But there comes a point where like reason and logic kicks in. Like I'm going to submit to you on this one. Right. And then it's a, they don't, it's so different. It's so different. Like a whole bunch of Kyrie Irvings. Yeah. kicks in, I'm going to submit to you on this one. It's so different. It's so different. Kyrie Irving's.

It's so different. It's an office of Kyrie Irving's. That's what Winterfell is right now. With the passive aggressiveness when they're at the table and talk about the dragons. I'm not going to lie, Khaleesi dropped a bar. Anything they want. She said, what do dragons eat bar anything they want whatever they want

such a red-haired ass up that's what she said shut your ass up so you think so you think you you thought sansa didn't like her because uh it was it was a sister thing no i think it was top bitch thing yeah i think it's i think they're trying to do a couple things. So I'm not thinking of this as what the character wants. I'm thinking of this as what the writers want us to feel. Sure. Right? So I think the writers want us to feel that Sansa is the new Littlefinger.

Is that his name? Yeah. Littlefinger? Yes. Yes. And they heavy-handed this episode. She's the smartest person I've ever met. What was the ugly one?

Aria. Aria. So Aria's like, she's the smartest one I ever met. I saw her, by the way, in L.A. She walks like LeBron. Did I tell you guys this already? You said you saw her. Bro, I saw her walking down the street like a clown.

I mean, she's athletic, right? Say what? She's somewhat athletic. No, something's wrong with her the street like a clown, dude. I mean, she's athletic, right? Say what? She's like somewhat athletic. No, something's wrong with her feet. Anyway, doesn't matter. Point is, she's like Sansa's the smartest chick in all of West or whatever. Smartest person I know. Smartest person I know.

It's like, okay, now you've replaced Littlefinger. Right. She shits on the midget, right? Tyrion. Who? Okay. Sansa. I used to think you were the most clever man

I ever met. She's a little cocky. Well, I think this is the game. I think this is HBO or this is Game of Thrones, right? This is them trying to get in our heads that hey, Sansa's top bitch. She's the most brilliant. She has all the wisdom. Right. You know, let's follow her.

I don't buy it. Resume is still somewhat incomplete, I would say also, too. Yeah, she just caught mad rapes. What? She survived. She did. She did survive.

So, interesting opening scene, right, when John and Kalisha walk all, marching with the whole army, right? Arya's down on the ground to meet him, and then finally the camera pans out. Who's all the way up top just looking down? Sansa. Right.

Like, that's her position. They were trying to show you a lot in that scene non-verbally, right? Arya sees Jon, gets so excited, wants to say, Hi, Jon, what's up? Doesn't do it. Because she hadn't seen him in eight years. You think that's why? I think it's because it's just like we're completely, we're not the same people we were last time we saw each other i think

she wanted they haven't they haven't been they haven't seen each other since season one yeah but like you don't think they should want to flex ariana john oh yeah true true i think she wanted to flex bro i think it was like a subtle no i think the way she acted it said like i don't even know what to say to you like no but but they were particularly close, though. That's the thing. He gave her that sword. I know. I know. That's why that embrace.

I felt that. No, no, no, no. He's saying the reason why she didn't do it as they were walking in. Oh, it was when she saw a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then the camera goes up, and Sansa's up top. She's not on the line because she is the queen. Right.

She is the top. She is the top, Shata. Yeah. She's up top, eyeing everything down. They were kind of positioning these characters and where their head state headspace is that from the opening scene right yeah are you kind of hit John with the Fredo but never go against the family thanks a little bit yeah yeah yeah there was and I think that she was trying to explain Sansa I think that was her subtle play, like, yo, Sansa cares, she's Mother Hen, she cares about her chicks, and that's it.

And if other people gotta die, yo, on some real shit, Sansa's kind of like Cersei. Sansa, right, it's like, this is yin and yang, right? It's like, if you got Neo in the Matrix, you also got Agent Smith. Sure. And Cersei's Agent Smith, and maybe Sansa's Neo. But that could flip at any point in time. If Sansa needs to make a power move to protect the fam, I think she- She's capable of doing it now.

We know that. She's evil enough. She understands humanity enough. Whereas Jon is, we need to do what's right. We need to do the right thing. We need to fuck in front of a waterfall. That was my only issue with the waterfall. That was a long-ass dragon ride.

In a 54-minute episode? I can show you the world. I'm only the person that that's expensive. I laughed. How corny did you think that was? Man, corny, B. And there's no way I'd get hard in front of a dragon. I was hoping.

Bro, you got two dragons staring at you with their fucking teeth out. It's freezing. Your dick's not getting hard. And I know your favorite line last was, Don't you know, Fox? Yeah. Not then.

Not then. But my thing was this. That was the first scene where he was going to ride a dragon and it was this whole thing only Targaryens ride dragons and Jon's really Targaryen, blah, blah, blah.

But like, they did it in such a cornball way. Like, I would expect him in like the heat of battle and all battle and also he just hops on that bitch and he's like flying around doing like that would be sicker right that would be sicker this was soft the aladdin comparison he's made was spot on it's hilarious yeah it was the same scene right that's what it felt somewhere exactly no john snow's never fucked in like room temp like if you think about it it's egret is in the snow that was in the cave this bitch is in the snow it's like dude once he gets down to the ship but denarius on his ship you're on the water yeah when you when he gets into the night like some palm trees wait till

john looks like dorn dude that's what i'm saying it's over dude but you know what i bet pussy smells better up north because it's preserved like d, Dorne, we'll see. There's no fucking pH balance down there. Dude, there's soaking wet down in Dorne, okay? Dark hair, too. More sexually liberal as well. Incest, the whole thing's not a big deal with Dorne. Well, incest isn't a big deal. I think we've got to get over incest for this show.

Fair. Because I was thinking about this. How many, like, adopted kids have probably fucked their aunt or fucked their cousin and they don't know? This is the type of shit you think about. I have no idea how to respond to that. I'm just thinking about it. Does the Census Bureau keep that statistic?

I don't know. I mean, they wouldn't know. They wouldn't know, right? Why would they be in a situation to fuck an aunt? Fam, you're at the bar. You're in PA. There's a girl. You end up fucking her. I'm trying to say some random place, right? You're down the bar. You're in PA. There's a girl. You end up fucking her.

I'm trying to say some random place, right? You're down in PA. You're down in the Poconos, right? You're down in the Poconos. You were gambling. You're horny. You want to get some pussy, right? You don't know your real parents.

You just see this chick at the end of the bar. She looks like she's made some bad life decisions, like give up a child. You end up fucking her, right? You don't know that's your mom. It's no harm, no foul. You're talking to your boys like, bro, I just took down this milf last night. It was crazy. C-section scar and everything.

You got no clue that was your scar. You came out of that shit. You got no fucking clue. Kissing it. Dude, you're kissing your canal. You were scooped out of that belly, and you had no fucking clue. Storing a line of coke off your C-section scar. Your C-section scar.

All I'm saying is we might be thinking it's so crazy, but it might be more common than not. Right? Yeah. Think about it. You're a child soldier in Africa. You don't know who you're related to you're walking around the horn roll up on a village I get it in theory I just don't know if it's like really happens that often like sure it

has a one-off every now and then okay it's a one-off in the show even even in the fair even in like the space of the show like everyone's making a big deal what's gonna happen when John finds out Khaleesi's his aunt? He's still going to pipe. Oh. He's going to pipe. I don't think so. Hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Marco. Hey, Marco. Hey, Marco. Jon Snow. Okay? There's nothing I know about Snow. If they don't have sex again,

it's not going to be because of the incest. It's going to be because they're fighting over the throne. I get that. Bro, he's walking right up there it's not going to be because of the incest. It's going to be because they're fighting over the throne. Bro, he's walking right up there. He's going to be like, Auntie, you want to go check out that waterfall? He should walk in like Killmonger. Get on that dragon.

This ain't going to be the only dragon you ride. I hope he drops that line. I hope he hits it with a hey, Auntie. That's it fucking fantastic. Yo, son. That's it right there. Done.

Done. That'd be fantastic. Barely related. That's 25%, right? Aunt. First of all, none of us got an aunt. 100% aunt. I don't know what you're talking about.

Nah, like, how much DNA is the same? It's only 20. 100%. No. You're only 50% your mom, 50% your dad. It's his first aunt. So that's 25%. Sure. Right your aunt. You're only 50% your mom, 50% your dad. It's his first aunt. It's his first aunt. So that's 25%. Sure.

Right? Or 50? 25. I don't think that's how the math works. I don't know either. Alex? I don't think it works. It's 100% his aunt.

No, no. It's 100% his aunt, but how much DNA is the same? Only 50. I don't think it divides like that. It does. Half of your DNA is your mom, half is your dad. Where do you think you got your DNA from? I get that part.

So 25%. No, 50. Because the same DNA that your mom has, her sister has. Okay. So 50%. Okay. We are all out here like we're not going to fuck our aunts. But none of us have aunts like Daenerys.

Hot aunts? Is that what you mean? That's what I'm saying. it's easy for us to go I'm not gonna bang my aunt when she's not walking around with the fucking you know French braids and shit and like the little bustier's I agree looking bad like there he just made it so much worse with a 50% DNA That's like fucking your parents. 25% I'm in. 25% I'm in. Kane is Egyptian. Half his family members are related, bro. I mean, well, all of them are related because they're your family members, but still, you don't understand. Iceland too. Dude, Iceland they have an app. This is no bullshit. Next time anybody gives

you shit about that shit in Egypt, they'll be like, oh, people have sex with each other. Iceland, they have an app. Oh, I get it. That they have to use so they don't fuck each other. Everybody's in the app. You type your name in so that you don't fuck your family member. Which probably limits your dating pool out there. It's 300,000 people and they're kind of isolated.

Whatever they're doing, it seems to be working. That's true. Okay? They're the strongest people in the world. Fact. Okay? They make the World Cup every year and there's only 300,000 people. We got 300 million.

We can't even make that shit. Maybe we need to start fucking our family members a little bit more. Egypt made the World Cup last year. It's true. Mo Salah. That's why we suck at soccer. I bet if you trace Mo Salah's lineage, it's like two cousins. Of course!

Y'all are related, bro! If you trace Mo Salah's lineage, we're going back to family. It's a family thing. Wait, you're in there? No, I'm saying Mo Salah. The guy, like, the Egyptian soccer player. Yeah, you family thing. Wait, you're in there. No, I'm saying Mo Salah. The guy, like, the Egyptian soccer player. Yeah, you're related to him by two cousins. No.

No, no, he's saying within Mo Salah's lineage, he's got a couple cousins fucking. You'll get some incest in there. Fam, come on. This is getting complicated. I'm just, look, it makes sense. It's what's around. Okay, it's not a big deal. This is what everybody, Scottish people, this is how we got here, too.

Okay? You think we're walking to the next country to get some pussy? Not greenery you got to walk through. It's mush. Yeah. Constant mush. You identify as Scottish? My mom's born and raised in Scotland.

Oh, that's true. Did you have Scottish? Are you saying that I can bang my mutton house? No. Okay, so the dragon seems corny. Walked right up to the line and stepped over it. There is no wall. A ritual line step over it.

We all agreed the dragon scene was corny as hell. Dragon scene is corny as hell. I think that Marco's idea to save it for a battle moment, I got goosebumps even just imagining. Right. Agreed. Maybe there's... Maybe, maybe, maybe. Maybe.

We're saving that for Tyrion. Because there's maybe maybe maybe maybe we're saving that for tyrian because there's a chance tyrian's a targaryen right maybe that's a theory but i don't know if that's actually gonna i don't know either all right we'll get to we'll get to crazy theories in a little bit i want to get to but i want to get to brady just listen to a whole bunch of them on the preview podcast i don't know man hopefully weitch on him yet about that? I don't know, man. Hopefully. Do we have an episode talking about that yet? I don't think so.

It's been 18 months since we've had one, so probably not. So just to let everybody know, so we did an episode of Westerbrows. I forget. Was it about? I don't think it was. It was Westworld. No, it was about Westworld. Okay, so we did an episode of Westerbrows about Westworld, right?

And I'm not gonna lie This episode Haney was slapping bro This guy had All these theories Takes bro Takes on takes And the takes were fire

But the backup was like Sort of half baked Like he Like he looked at the answers On the test But like didn't really know How to explain it When the teacher pressed him

Yeah yeah yeah It wasn't all in But dude But he was He was killing it And we didn't have enough Knowledge to check on it Yo I was looking at everybody, who's this motherfucker?

He was on fire, bro. On fire. You were on fire. We were just like, yo, lead us, guide us, bro. You know where the center of the maze is. It was amazing. Okay? It literally was amazing, right?

So we finished the episode. Everybody's like shaking, hating. Yeah, we carried him up out of here, put him up on his shoulders. You fucking found it, bro. You took us that up, man. This is going to change Western Bros forever, that one episode, bro. How'd you do it? And he was like, man, how'd you feel on myself today, man?

So I was like, bro, how'd you get a hot hand? You got to feed the man with a hot hand, you know what I mean? I'm going to see y'all next Sunday. Lou Williams, off the bench, microwave score. So we get in the car. We're like, what y'all want to eat? We decide we're going to go have a beer, right? And then we're like, yo yo put on some tunes right we put on the tunes and we just hear we just hear one fan

theory about westworld he's slapping the dashboard he's trying to get this thing off he's throwing his phone trying to figure out what happened he just hammer fisted the dashboard. He didn't try to change the song. He just hammer fisted it. He just took his hand to the speaker. We were making fun of him the other day. Marco goes, Marco. He just leaned on the horn of the car. He just kept the horn on. He was driving into oncoming traffic.

He just tried to kill us all. Hey, if I got to die, we all go to die. It was so bad. If Haney comes to dirty hot shit. Hey, if I got a die, we all go die. It was so bad. So if Haney comes with any hot shit right now, he said fucking Bluetooth. If Haney comes with the hot shit now, just know he's researched. It's nuanced. Yo, he was playing with a corked bat, right? He's suspect.

Absolutely. He's suspect. Damn, Haney, you got an asterisk next to your name. That's the Barry Bonds. All right. The asterisk that's your name That's the Barry Bonds Alright so Shall we talk about Bran And how creepy he is Let's go I'm just annoyed

I kinda like him About the vest Cause he can't move I'm annoyed He's got no legs So he's always stationary So when the camera's Pans on him

He's just sitting there Always with that Wild ass face on Stupid grin And he's just staring At motherfuckers And he's just like In the middle of wild ass face on. Stupid grin. And he's just staring at motherfuckers. And he's just like in the middle of the open area in Winterfell. Yeah.

And I just laughed out loud every time the camera panned to him. But here's my question. It's like if you know everything, don't you know how they're going to react to you being like autistic? Like you said, he sees flashes. Like he's still not all the way there yet. But he's there enough. And he can't see all the way there yet. But he's there enough. And he can't see all the way forward either. No, no.

He can see everything that's happened. But he's aware of his change. He's acknowledged his change. He's extremely self-aware. Okay? But if you're self-aware, you should be aware about how weird that makes other people feel and accommodate for it. No.

He's stripped himself so completely from the bullshit and reached a level of enlightenment where he just says what needs to be said and he does not care how it's perceived, it's kind of admirable. I want to get to that level of the gaffe. He does not give a fuck. He's crippled Larry David. He doesn't give a shit. Yes.

Whoa. That's what he is. That's a great way to put it. Does everyone know what he is now? No. No, they know something happened to him. I don't even know what he is. They're like, yeah,

he's a three-eyed raven. What the fuck does that mean? But that's the thing. People know... People don't know what that means. That's the thing. What is that?

I don't know what that is. And I don't know what the tree thing is. I have not understood anything. I don't know about the fat retard that can only say the hold the door.

Hold the door. None of his storyline has made sense for me at all. And I would have left him in the snow a long fucking time ago. What do you mean you didn't get the hold the door. Hold the door. None of his storyline has made sense for me at all. And I would have left him in the snow a long fucking time ago. What do you mean you didn't get the hold the door thing? I understand that he went back in time and they made the kid retarded and made him say hold the door or something like that so he could hold the door. I don't understand why they're going there, what they're getting,

who he needs to talk to. That was like one of the best episodes of that whole reveal. I'm like, whatever, bro. Get to it, dude. The guys, they got no wheels on this fucking thing. He's got wheels now. They hooked him up. They hooked him up, but before this poor girl's 13 years old,

she's dragging him around in a rickshaw. No W. This is pre-WD-40. This is frozen, solid, wood-on-wood wheel. Right. Not happening. Tried and true. Not happening, dude.. Right. Not happening. Not happening, dude. No shocks. No shocks.

You're rolling around West Road. It's very rough. I feel bad for Bran now that you put it like this. He's had a rough ride. Maybe that's why he's over it. He's like, dude. I've been dragged around all over this fucking country. He's been a Winterfell. Has he told like Sans and Arya this is what's going on. These are the things I've been dragged around all over this fucking country. He's been a Winterfell. Has he told Sans and Arya, this is what's going on.

These are the things I've seen. Right. Yeah, he says the things that need to be said. He's said weird shit to them before. But you just seem to say the weird shit. Has he gone into detail? No, because he just... Sam knows what's going on with him.

Does Sansa, does Arya... Does Bran seem like a man who's concerned with explaining himself to people? That's what makes him the best. I think he's sitting there like, why has nobody asked me if I've shit my pants? I think he's sitting there, he's like, you just keep on putting fox fur on my legs to cover up the stench. I've been shitting my pants since the wall, okay? Why doesn't someone lift me up and wipe my ass for me? I'm clearly paralyzed.

I know what you're all thinking. You're walking by me like, he's shitting himself at least three times a day. I'm not cleaning it. You guys get clean, but it's not going to be me. Yo, I think when Sam came out and Brandon was staring there looking at him, he might have been shitting in that moment. In that moment. That's why he had that blank stare on his face.

Absolutely. The John walks right up to him. He's like- He's just trying to have a shit in peace. Get away from me, bro. Get away from me, bro. Get away from me, dude. I didn't make eye contact for a reason. I'm not even your brother. If you smelled this shit, you'd feel

the same way. Okay? This is a wildling shit. This right here. I've been working on this all day. I haven't moved from this spot in three hours. It's just sitting in my stomach. They don't have that unusual idea of how hard I have to push.

You know what doesn't help with your metabolism? Thinking. All right? I haven't done exercise in six seasons. Okay? Literally just moved my neck. This guy, I need to find the backstory of Bran. Not a single facial hair. When he's in three-eyed raven mode, the eyes roll back find the backstory of brand not a single facial

hair when he's in three-eyed Raven mode the eyes roll back in the back of the head yeah always that now he's not always in the wise but he's only have no longer vision when the eyes roll back in the head he's not in theory I'd man what if he's finally getting that dump out that's where hold the door comes He's just like, I will just release. Oh, God, finally. That's where hold the door comes from. It's like he finally got some privacy. He's like, just hold the door. Hold the door.

Let me just get this shit out, guys, please. Please can I get the shit out? I just need to get this one little shit. Hold the door. Hold the door. I didn't see this episode going like this. I was actually a little bored. I was like, I don't know what the fuck we're going to talk about.

No, we're talking about incest, brands dumps. I don't know where we go from here. Okay, can you guys explain to me what the fuck is the three-eyed raven? How does he play into this? Can you guys explain to me what the fuck is the Three-Eyed Raven? How does he play into this? And why everybody is so steadfast in predicting that Bran is actually the Night King? I just don't understand Bran's storyline.

Can someone explain this to me? Is he Doctor Strange? The way I would put it that they've explained so far without being like a person who's read the books because I haven't is that like the three-eyed raven is something that has always existed and it seems like it passes over to someone over time. Yeah. Right?

And Bran was the next one to be it. It was his destiny to be that. You ever read the book The Giver? I was going to go with like Buddha. Wait, The Giver, the tree, about the tree where he chops the tree down?

No, no, no. The Giver is like the book you read when you were in eighth grade. It's in that utopian community, and then they assign it, and everyone's controlled. It's kind of like the- And there's only one person that has the ability that actually knows the truth of what's going on, because everyone takes a pill or something like that to have complete mind control over them. But there's one person that actually has all the answers and knows the history of everything. You seem like a guy-

And can feel pain and can see color because everyone else they can't see anything okay Brain is the guy that can feel pain and see color

he sees he's seen everything he's been able to the three eyed raven kind of flies through the plane and has seen history and as you found out

can see the future a little bit so why doesn't he tell people what the fuck is about to go down because he he kind of filters information as they need it because exactly found out, can see the future a little bit. So why doesn't he tell people what the fuck is about to go down? Because he filters information as they need it. Exactly.

So he's the one that's kind of told Sam, by the way, yeah, that's true. I saw that. Sam's like, hey, I think that John's a Targaryen and a Stark. He's like, oh, no, I saw that. I went there and I saw it. So he can confirm shit like that. Oh, I remember him going there and saying it. So he's there to confirm. He's there to push you on the right direction It's like if you're onto something good

It's like okay man keep it up And he knows the history of the White Walkers theoretically And what they might be after So maybe Bran becomes a bigger part of this story When shit really goes down They dragged him through the woods For six seasons for a reason So he's VIP He's MVP really goes down. They dragged him through the woods for six seasons for a reason.

He's VIP. He's MVP last three episodes of this season. Yeah. So when Bran goes, when he's kind of like doing this mental travel thing. Warging. Is that warging? No one can see Bran. Right? When he's there.

They went to the Tower of Joy where Except the White Walkers. Night King could see his ass. right? When he's there. So they went to like the Tower of Joy where that's where... Except the White Walkers. The Targaryen and the... Night King could see his ass. Where they saw the birth of Jon. Remember that flashback when they saw the birth of Jon? Yeah.

No one else could see him there, right? But when he went to a White Walker, the Night King looked him dead in the eye. Touched him. Touched his wrist. Grabbed his wrist. Right? So the Night King could see him.

Yep. So that's part of the reason why that fills into why he might end up being the Night King. Grabbed his wrist. Right? So the Night King could see him. Yep. So that's part of the reason why that fills into why he might end up being the Night King. Grabbed his wrist. And because I see- Grabbed his wrist. Right? Like, daddy's like, take some Metamucil. And as, like, with the Hodor thing, right?

Yeah. While he's doing it, he can warg into people. So people theorize that at some point he's going to warg into the Night King. Oh, he's going to warg into a dragon. Or that's another theory is that he'll warg into the dragon. The Night Dragon. I don't think he can warg into the Night King. As the dragon's going to kill all the people, he'll warg into the dragon and save the day.

Can't he only warg into living things? It's animals typically. Or people. Oh, it is people. It's Hodor. But it's Hodor, but it's only been Hodor. But they show that he can warg into an animal at some point, didn't he? No, no. Animals are easy. Animals might work. Wargs exist. There was a wildling warg

who could only do animals. But he's like high-level warg, so he can do people, at least people. But when he does it, the people he fucks up their head. Is that what happened? Did warging into the, what's his face, Hodor, turn him into Hodor?

That's the thing. Because that's what happened, yeah. But what happened was interesting in the timeline is- This was in the past. No. He was working into him in the present while having a flashback in the past. Yes, but that thing that happened in the present- Affected the past. It affected the past. While having a flashback in the past. Yes, but that thing that happened in the present. Affected the past.

Affected the past. Yes. And then, oh, wait a minute. This might be big. So now we're time traveling, right? So that thing that happened in the present, which is him warging into Hodor and making him hold the door, right? Right. Affected Hodor's development as a teen and made it so he could only say Hodor.

Yep. Right? a teen and made it so he could only say hodor yep right so that means he can warg into things and affect their affect who they were in the past so a cheap way to end this would be he wargs into the night king and then stops him from ever agreeing to the children or whatever the children of the nature whatever those fucking things are the forest children of force stops him from ever agreeing to the children or whatever the children of the nature, whatever those fucking things are. The forest. Children of the forest.

Stops him from ever agreeing to go forward with that being turned into the Night King. You can bet on who is going to be the winner, I guess, of the show. Does that make sense, what I just proposed? The best odds are Bran. That he's in the throne? In Vegas? Yeah. Really?

The best odds. And it's like not even close Because there is a strong theory That Bran will be the Night King So the Night King wins? Yes Well we don't know But it's Bran

So it might not be the bad version of the Night King I mean it doesn't look good right now What do you mean? I mean like he's like mounting an attack right now On all of the world Oh the Night King Yeah I don't think he's done it yet What do you mean? I mean, he is mounting an attack right now on all of the world. Oh, the Night King? Yeah.

Yeah, I don't think he's done it yet. I think this would be happening at the battle. But what's the point of going through all this? Son, because he's fucking lazy as fuck. He's trying to get these shits out. He's fucking not doing anything now. Why doesn't he tell everyone, by the way, this is what's happening. This is what's going to happen. I'm not saying that's not going to happen.

I'd be disappointed if that's what happens. Yeah, it's the easy way out. But I think the easy way out is you work into the Night King and then you do something in the present that changes his past and makes it so that he never became a Night King in the first place. And then it changes Westeros forever. Maybe you never have the people there. Maybe the Targaryens are still in charge. Who knows what the fuck happens. But that'd be an easy way.

Don't do that. Right. Don't do that. Cersei's, okay, I don't know. Okay, don't do that. I'm really hoping that they don't do that. It's like the Mel Gibson movie with the aliens when they found out they could kill them with water. It was like you went the whole movie and then you just thought you'd fall in water.

Yeah, you need in and out. Is that M. Night Shyamalan? Is that him? M. Night had one good movie, man. That was bad. What happened at M. Night? I don. Was that him? M. Night had one good movie, man. That was bad. What happened at M. Night? I don't know. Did he do another one that was good recently?

Actually, you know what I liked? Unbreakable. Yeah, that was Unbreakable. That's what I was going to say. Sixth Sense. Sixth Sense was the good one. Sixth Sense was the good one. I mean, I didn't hate the village.

People hated the village. What was the one with Wahlberg and then the trees were killing people? Didn't hate that one either. The water one or something? The trees. like the trees were killing people? Didn't hate that one either. The water one or some shit? The trees. Like the trees were letting off some poison and it was flying through the air and people were just dying. I vaguely remember that.

I don't know. Yeah. Didn't hate that one either. Okay. Probably stunk. I apologize. Fuck it. You ever see the one where like the guy only lifted one arm?

Yo, no one cares anymore about this movie. He had a character where the guy only did curls with one arm. He had this giant, like, What movie was this? I forget which one it was. That one was pretty bad. And then his right arm was, like, tiny. He's such a weird guy. For what? I have no idea.

Do you remember anything else about the movie? No, it sucked. Must have been good, yeah. Alright, who's at the end? What are our predictions thrown at the end? I felt that what happened, the biggest thing at the end was that the wedge in the young love of Daenerys and Jon. No, no. I'm saying – we'll get into that in a second.

I'm saying what are our predictions? Oh, big picture. What's going to happen? Who's on the throne at the end? Marco, go. Yeah, I think it's going to be Jon. Interesting. I think Jon dies while saving the day.

I think Jon's going to have to make a choice And then Right Where it's like He can't be like Perfect Do the honorable thing Like he's gonna have to do something fucked up Yeah

And I think that that's Gonna have to happen I think Cersei Yeah I thought You know I thought I'm rooting for Cersei Suit

Spray tan Cersei Was looking delightful. Absolutely. Did you see her? Nice little color. She got that pregnant glow. The way, like that short hair kind of grew out a little bit. The hair looked, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She really, I mean, she's pregnant, drinking, back to drinking wine while pregnant. Was she drinking? Yeah. Yeah, after she- And fucking. After she fucked. Well, she fucked strategically. That was brilliant.

She sat down and just started chugging the wine. I don't think they were really concerned about that back then, though. No, but last season it was a point. Last season she wasn't drinking. That's how Tyrion knew. Tyrion was like, oh, shit, you're pregnant. You're not drunk right now. You're pregnant.

And that's why Tyrion said to Cersei, she has something to live for, right? I don't know if Sansa picked up on that. She's not showing. She's not showing, which is why she could still fuck my man, right? Wolverine. What was the guy's name? picked up on that. She's not showing. She's not showing which is why she could still fuck my man right? Wolverine. What was the guy's name? Bamar Jarrah.

Bamar Jarrah. That's fucking hilarious. Euron. Euron right? So Euron smashes Euron thinks that he's the one that gets her pregnant this is her way of

protecting her kid that she knows She's gonna have Jamie think he got her pregnant she's gonna have Euron think Well no no Jamie knows it's his.

But the realm cannot support an incest child. So the realm has to believe. This new guy is the new Baratheon when you think about it, right? She's looking at him like, oh, shit, you were just like Robert. You like to drink. Fuck. Arrogant. He even said, how do I compare to Robert?

How do I compare to Robert? And that was them trying to set the comparison up. She's like, oh, I'm going to finesse this dude just like I finesse Robert. Jamie got me pregnant. Boom, you nutted in me, but nothing's going to happen, right? Because the eggs already plowed. But if Cersei ends up on top, I don't think that it's going to be a big deal if she's with Jamie anymore. Who's going to say anything?

I think it still is weird. There's not a lot of morality there, but there's judgment. Yeah, but she's letting people in on it. In the last season, there was a scene where they were in bed together, and one of her handmaids came by, and he was like, don't open the door. He was like, don't open the door. She was like, I don't give a fuck. Yeah.

Because everybody knows. Because everybody, I'm the queen, the queen, do it, it does it up. Even you're unasked. What about the Kingslayer? When he was like, how do I compare to the king's sleigh? Yeah, yeah. So they're aware of it, but I don't know,

maybe she has her, or maybe that's her way of maintaining his loyalty. It's like, listen, if he thinks that this is our kid, he's not going

wherever he wants with the iron fleet or whatever the fuck it is. He's staying in this for the long haul. So I got this bozo and all of his men ready to die for me.

And then when they need to die, adios. What was interesting was the thing with the grand maester, her grand maester? Qyburn. Qyburn, when he goes to, I forget the funny guy. What's his name? Bron. Bron, love Bron.

Love Bron. Really stepped it down's his name? Bron. Bron. Love Bron. Love Bron. Yeah. Really stepped it down on his hooker selection. Like, I feel like Game of Thrones season one, two,

three, hookers were way hotter. It felt like a forced hooker sexy. It was like, we haven't given you hookers for a while. Here's some hookers.

It just felt weird. And the balls in these hookers. I'm paying you and you're talking about these other guys. It didn't feel like sexual. Allegedly.

What? What? Wait. You've fucked hookers? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You've fucked hookers and they were talking about other-

I'm making a joke. No, we know how things- Strippers definitely. So wait, what do you mean? Like you get like a lap dance from a girl and she goes on a tangent and it's just like- About what? Things, man. Like what?

I don't know, bro. what do you mean you don't know i'm gonna say it depends on the girl tell us about spain spain was a long time ago lifetime ago i mean i had bad memories when haney was bringing up the cocaine off the c-section line it was a dark place for a second i like went deep inside myself place for a second. I like went deep inside myself. Is that my mom? Not even that. Just the image of the C-section. Allegedly. Oh God. Anyway. Okay. So what are we talking about? Um, Cersei. Oh yeah. Yeah. So yeah, I think that this is her, this is her just set up. What's her plan? Her plan is exactly what she said.

She's going to let them fight amongst themselves, and then she's going to go in and body everybody once it's done. Smart. But does she think she's going to be able to cut a deal with the Night King? I don't think she fears these. Because you don't. The dead army doesn't lose guys. They just get more. You think she's just ignorant to the power of the Night King and his army?

She's like, whatever. They'll battle it out. Whatever's left of the Night King, we can finish them off. Everybody is ignorant to the power of the Night King. Exactly. The amount of convincing Jon has to do is wild. You had to bring the fucking dead person. Except for Bran, who won't tell anyone about it.

Right. And Jon, who's seen it. Yeah. But all the Northerners are like, oh, the Southern Queen, what are we going to do? Like, yo, you guys are screwed. Like, what do you mean?

There's no other option. What are we talking about? With the immigration thing, it's like, dude, they're coming. And everybody's like, no, they're not. There's no caravan. I don't know if I want to hop on this one.

I'm staying off of this one. I don't know about that. Bro, dude, this shit was so funny when he said, what did he say? He goes, I got a good idea. We'll just take all the immigrants that come illegally and we'll put them in the sanctuary cities because, you know, you guys want them so much. Did you guys see that? I did not see that. Oh, okay.

So that's his new immigration policy. It's like if you guys support the illegal immigration so much, then we'll just take them home, give them to you guys since you guys love them so much. And then immediately Dems are like, that's preposterous. Right. What a horrible idea. What are you talking about? I get it.

Now, of course, he's not going to do it, but it's hilarious. To just throw it out there. It's like how dads do with kids. It's like, oh, you're going to smoke a cigarette? Smoke the pack. Right? Didn't he just cigarette smoke the pack right like didn't he just do smoke the pack to this guy's fucking hysterical anyway um okay so okay so she's she's

positioning obviously she's got some shit sansa knows that the real game is between her and cersei i don't even think sansa's taking the fucking uh Walkers. Not at all. No, she's not. No one is. She knows that the real danger, like, I think Cersei's thing is this. It's like, okay, let's say they get past them. I got the greatest army in the world that I just paid. And we're ready to go. Right. Right? That's, matter of fact,

she's so sure that the White Walkers aren't going to make it past Winterfell, she told funny dude to kill any of her family members if they end up stopping the White Walkers. Braun. What's up? So she basically said to Braun, not her, but through the Grand Maester, she gave the guy the crossbow and she's like, yo, if they do beat the White Walkers,

kill all my family members because they're treasonous. Right. So that means she's so confident that the White Walkers aren't even that big a threat. She's already planning for their demise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, again, so she's not taking this seriously at all. No. One little bit.

Do you think Bronn would kill Tyrion? Nah. I think Bronn is kind of like a legit dude. I think Bronn uses that exact crossbow to take out Cersei. No, one of the brothers is going to kill Cersei. You think? Yeah, I think it's going to be Jaime. I think Jaime can't do it and then Bronn steps in. Adios.

With the exact crossbow. Well, it would be kind of weird. Or maybe Bronn takes out the Grand Maester. What if Jaime stabs her in the back like he did the Mad King? What if he just beats her to death with his fist or like his- I think he chokes her. With the, which hand? Well, obviously the operable one.

No, but maybe it's more poetic with that one. But that thing doesn't really function. You think? Yeah. Not at all? Open hand slap, maybe. Just a backhand? Yeah.

And it falls off like Robert, like that Pistorius feet. Do you think- What? What's the guy's name? Oscar Pistorius feet. Do you think- What? What's the guy's name? Oscar Pistorius. When did his foot fall off? You know, a little spatulas. Yo, I wouldn't have laughed at that unless he didn't kill a guy.

But so I could laugh at that. Those spatulas come off, bro. You know what I'm talking about, right? I know what you're talking about. What do you call them? I don't know. They're not feet. What do you call them? I don't know. They're not feet. I know you don't call them feet.

Feet? They're prosthetics. Yeah, but that's not... They're spatulas, man. Spatulas is way better. You nailed it. Come on, bro. Yeah, you're right.

You don't think ever he's in the kitchen making pancakes and he's looking for a spatula? Real talk, I bet you that's why he killed that bitch I bet you I'm sure in the kitchen he's making pink he's like babe where's the spatula thanks where the fuck is the spatula I told you and she's like you're like yes yeah he flips up from his leg just cut bro hopping on one leg flipping the pancake bro that's really probably happened she, use your feet. He got furious, went in there,

shot him, and then went and used that foot to flip that fucking pancake, man. All right. I got questions. Be careful with these people. They're sensitive.

Do you think Tyrion actually trusts her? First of all, why don't we give midgets bachelors? Clearly they could give them a boost. A boost.

Like a needed boost. You think they want it? I don't think they want it. What? What? What do you mean they don't want it? They don't want it. I don't think they would want it.

They don't even want it. Because the arms would still be, like, the guy's short. Give him some fucking highlight paddles. No, but when you, like, think about it. You've never played highlight, bro? No, I never played High Life. Who's played High Life? Who's really ever played High Life?

I remember. They don't exist anymore. That's like some 90s shit right there. Like the High Life. What is High Life? You would start with the spatula. A little basket. And then there's like a little ball.

You ever saw the Jackass episode where they throw the coconuts At the guy with the thing That was highlight Yeah So give him that And then they just walk around Little body long legs Can't do it The little body with the long legs

Spider Because if you have long legs Longer fall And you need longer arms To brace yourself Right Oh good thing you got the Highlight

Right That shit is easy money bro All day easy money. Boop. Stop like that. Boop. All right. I'll buy it.

Listen, I'm trying to help people out, you know? I get it, man. Okay, sorry. Okay, where were we? Do you think Tyrion actually trusts Cersei? No. But they had a little something between them that we don't know about. Which we don't know about yet. So something's going down.

He's looking like a damn fool. How so? Yeah. Because I walk around like, no. Tyrion kind of like lost his swag a while ago. I think Tyrion's going to backstab him, you know. Yo, he's been making mistakes. I think he's going to backstab him, you know.

I think he's going back to Cersei. I think there's something about seeing that kid. Tyr you know? I think he's going back to Cersei. I think there's something about seeing that kid. Tyrion, overrated. I think so. Probably overrated at this point. No, I think he's

in cool with Cersei. They gave him like a good one-liner. He's had many good one-liners. No, no, but like this episode, they gave him a good one-liner. He's talking to Varys.

He's talking to Varys and he's just like... When you make midget jokes, it's not funny, but you make jokes about me not having balls. Well, you're not freezing your balls. You don't have balls to freeze off or something like that.

Like a funny like. Yeah, but then he had. I thought the second line was funny. The second line was better. Yeah. You were too busy laughing at the first one. Yeah. The set up joke.

He died at the set up joke. He missed the main course. Filled up on the appetizer. It happens. Eyes are bigger than your stomach, big guy. But like besides that, they gave him these one-liners, but he's still looking like a her, man. Do not invite Haney to the watch party, bro. Just all the setups.

He's owlet. You can't miss the joke. You can't take him to a funny movie. Can't. That's why they stopped making them. Guys like me. Guys like you Laughing at the wrong things

So the thing is They're stepbrothers Guys They're old But they're Brothers And acting young He laughed at all

That's it That's it Just the credits I'm crying He's just how, like. Yo, my dad does that, too. He likes movies like Wild Hogs, so it's okay. Oh, but that's just like a wash thing.

That's like old dudes reminiscing. We're going to get there, guys. We're going to get there. Okay. Not if Tiger has anything to say about it. Oh, God bless him. We're back. God fucking bless him, man.

He went two hands on the celebration. You see that? Right? Double? Double fist. Double fist. Double fist. Three if you count the cock.

That was out. That shit's the wing. You fly. You look at the hips. The hip went up. Thrust. The hip went up. Thrust.

Big thrust. All right. What else we got? Predictions. Did you guys see the trailer for the next episode? Yes. Gave us nothing. I was so disappointed.

Gave us nothing. It's going to give you nothing, though. That's what's going to happen. It usually gives you nothing, though. It's more of the same. It usually gives you nothing. David Thorne's pretty good with that. Past seasons, they give you a little something to look forward to.

I'm a big scenes from the next guy. I'm not going to lie to you. Say what? I'm a big scenes from the next guy. I love to watch the scenes from the next episode. Me too. It's the best. I used to go on the trailer website just. I'm not going to lie to you. Say what? I'm a big scenes from the next guy. I love to watch the scenes from the next episode. Me too. It's the best. I used to go on the trailer website just and watch trailers of the new movies coming out.

It's exciting, right? You try to put together the puzzle. You're giving me a puzzle to figure out. Someone to be excited for. Thank you. Right. Mislead me a little bit, right? Mislead me.

Let me go down a path. Yeah, I'm zigging, you're zagging. Bibbidi-bop. Right? I got nothing. Bibbidi-boop. Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-whoa Swing What do we think in next episode?

What do we think? They gotta push the plot along Do you think that What's her face? Khaleesi Like how does she react when John's like No actually I'm your nephew and I'm the right how does she react when John's like, no, actually, I'm your nephew

and I'm the rightful heir. Do you think she's like, oh, well then I'll submit to you. No, I don't think that's going to happen at all. I think that's going to be the drama, and it's exposed that Khaleesi is not the leader that we thought she was, and in fact, John really is. Which just goes to show you.

It's a burden of proof. So do you think that John puts up a fight? How does he prove it? How does who prove what? How do they prove that Jon is who he says he is now all of a sudden? He rode the dragon. Sure, but that's kind of like an inference, right? Like you kind of put it together.

But if he goes to be like, yo, actually, I'm Rhaegar's son. She's going to be like, how do you know that? Well, like this kid who doesn't really say much and shits himself regularly, he says it, right? It's in the book. It's in the book. It's written in the book. And guess who got the book? Sam.

Yeah, but like she's going to be like, oh, fuck that book. She just says it on fire with the dragon. I'm saying I can see this. This is the wedge. I don't see them ending up together. Oh, they're definitely not ending up together. Okay. I was hoping they were.

I mean, help is romantic, I guess. I know you love the rom-coms. It would be great. And sometimes, you know, you need guess. I know you love the rom-coms. Right. And it would be great. And sometimes, you know, you need a successful relationship to let you know that it's possible. Right? Ride or die, bitch. You need a ride or die. Where's your Bonnie?

Right. You're looking for your Bonnie. Do you think she ends up, you don't think she ends up on the throne? No. I don't think so, man. I don't think so either. I think it's, you want to know who I think it is? She needs to be heavy-handed when it comes to Guidance Like from Tyrion

And it's often bad And she doesn't know when To like show mercy and not And she seems very Easily influenced She got a team of advisors Yeah She got mad fucking advisors

Like she didn't really need Jorah at this point Yeah She has a whole She got Viserys She got the fine chick What's her name? Yeah where was like a little obscene, I see like Missandei.

Missandei. Grey Worm. Dude, thank God that they didn't do, I thought they were going to have a racial thing go on. Like when they were walking into town and then like the Winterfell folks were giving them the look. I think that was kind of that, no?

No, because immediately, at first I'm like, are we really doing that? But then immediately afterwards. It was looking at all of them like that. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was me so ready for Hollywood to have a, it's different for certain people, even in Winterfell.

Sure. I get it. At least- Winterfell's Trump country. We get it. Right? Is it? Yeah.

What would Winterfell be in America? The wildlings. They don't want the wildlings to come south of the wall, right? So it's just America reversed. It's like if Mexico was Canada. Yeah, exactly. Winterfell's like Texas. Fam, if Canada was where Mexico was, I think we'd be sneaking in.

Fucking 90 degrees all year round. Healthcare, Cancun. Yeah. For sure. They care, Cancun. Yeah. For sure. They fucked it up. Definitely. Well, I think it's a weather thing. I think it's really tough to have a good economy and nice weather.

Probably back then. Just now. Think about it. Name one country with a good economy and with good weather. Our economy started up here, up north. Sure. Like, look at Europe. It's like ports.

Spain, debt, Greek, debt, Greece, debt, Portugal, debt. Yeah. That's a great observation. How South Africa? Almost as good as your observation of South Africa. South Africa. But they got coal down there. Oh, they do?

And their economy's not that good. It's when life is too good, you don't need to innovate, and you don't need to be industrious. You can just hang out and eat a fucking mango off a tree. Like, why would you think about... If I knew we were going this way, I would have checked the global economy rankings before I came in here. You should actually build on this. This is almost similar to your

bit on, like, the women in food thing. You should build on this one. Yeah, maybe I'll dab, but it is true. I've thought about it. It's like, you know... You know, just the weather's so nice, they don't have to work that hard. That's what I'm saying. It's like how people in New York, people are always like,

I hate working with people from L.A. because they don't work. They don't work. Everybody's having brunch. Everybody's just having meetings outside. Green juice. Green juice. You get off of work at 4.

Of course you're going to do it. Weather's good. When weather's shitty, you might as well work. Football starts at 10 a.m. on Sunday. Yeah, NBA starts at fucking 4.30. You gotta get out of work. You gotta watch these games. Sunny out.

It's sunny out. Why would I be inside grinding? We have six months minimum of dog shit weather. Dog shit. And what do we do? We work. We fucking work. Rise and grind. Hashtag. All the people that are working on New York, it's now 7.30 there. They're just getting out of work now, so now I can leave.

Great. Yeah. Why leave the office? To go out into the cold? No. I'll stay here all night. Make some money. Right?

Overtime. There's no overtime on the West Coast. There's no overtime in Puerto Rico. This is a great observation. I'm just saying, maybe it's not about American imperialism holding these countries back. Maybe they don't have work ethics. It's the sun. The sun is holding you back.

Yep. Yeah. Get some slush and you'll stay in the office. Why do you think that when the Mexicans come here, they're beasts? Oh, shit. When Mexicans come here, they're like, no, I work 18 hours a day, bro. It was nice back where I was. I come to New Jersey. Yeah, I'll build your fucking house. Oh shit When Mexicans come here They're like No I work 18 hours a day bro Son It wasn't It was nice back where I was

I come to New Jersey Yeah I'll build your fucking house In a heartbeat In a heartbeat Yo that's a great Fucking point It's like They had the same work ethic there

But they're like I might as well just kick it Yeah You know what I mean Like Whoa And then they come here Fuck it

Yeah Someone gotta sell mango on the corner Yeah Someone gotta wrap mango on the corner Yeah Someone gotta wrap bacon around a hot dog On a night Sell that shit right outside the club What'd you want when you walk out the club Bacon wrapped around a hot dog

It's It's a top three option Bro It's in there That's what brand shits look like Just a Just a Nice chorizo

What's up I just thought of something Go When you said brand I still don't know It's just a nice chorizo. I just thought of something when you said brand. I still don't know. Did you notice that when he looked at Tyrion? Yes. He had extended stares at Tyrion. Yes. This was big, and I made a note because I want to talk to you guys about this. Tyrion walks in.

Was it Tyrion? You sure it was Tyrion? There's somebody walks in, and then Bran has a different gesture towards that person. I think it was Tyrion. Well, no. There were two at the very end. No, this was mid-episode or beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was Tyrion. It was Tyrion. And he stares at Tyrion. And Tyrion's kind of looking at him, giving him a look. Like, hey. Almost like, I know they said that I Tried to kill you But I know That's what I thought it was

Right It was just a throwback to the whole thing But I know you know that I didn't try to kill you Right Right cause they They tried to charge Tyrion with Yeah yeah yeah

Pushing him out the fucking That's what I took it as Right I don't think it was that But it wasn't that But I don't think it was that Right But

It was a really weird They charged Tyrion with the attack Almost But Tyrion looked confused In my opinion Tyrion looked confused I'm like why are you looking like this It's almost like Bran knows to charge Tyrion with the attack. But Tyrion looked confused. In my opinion, Tyrion looked confused. I'm like, why are you looking like this?

It's almost like Bran knows something about Tyrion. Yes, he knows that Tyrion is hooked up with Cersei. He knows that Tyrion is hooked up with Cersei. They have some kind of... He looked at Tyrion like, I know what you're doing. That's why Tyrion seems dumb. Tyrion seems dumb because he's playing... He's a servant of Cersei, not a servant of logic. Okay.

I hope so because my man's looking like an idiot. But I think he's looking like an idiot because he's locked to Cersei. I think there's something about that kid, and maybe the only thing that breaks that is if he finds out that he's actually not a Lannister. What is the theory that he's not a Lannister? Does anybody know that? I just, no. I don't understand. Tyrion? Yes. I think it comes from the books. It's not Lannister? Does anybody know that? I just... No, I don't understand. Tyrion?

Yes. I think it comes from the books. It's a book thing. Yeah. Because he's the only one who doesn't have the golden hair. He doesn't have the hair. The theory is that... It's like a white brown.

It's like a sandy brown. The theory is that his mom cheated with a Targaryen. And Tywin has so much pride that he didn't want to take that embarrassment and carry that. Like, nope, that's my son. But there's nothing in the show that is alluded to that at all. The fact that Tywin said multiple times in the show, you aren't my son. You are not my son.

I mean, that's not even alluded. That's pretty heavy-handed. That's like saying it. Yeah, that's like – Hold on. When did he ever say, you're not my son? A couple times early on, man. I remember distinctly saying that he is my son.

No. To other people, but to him, he said, you are my son. He said, if you're my son. But he was almost saying it like a metaphorical way, but the way he delivers it, it's those exact words. Like, you are my son. You're not my son, bro. He said, you're my son. That's why he cared that he had to marry Sansa Stark, that he carried the Lannister name.

No, but when he said personally to him, he said, you're not my son. When he was on the Jon about to get killed? No, before that. There was the whole thing when he was like, if you're my son, you could get your luggage down from the overhead bin. I don't think he said that. He said that. And then he was like, I can't do that.

And then. I don't know. I guess it's possible. So that's a theory. They haven't. Why the fuck would Tyrion sign up with Cersei, man? After all this. Why?

Just because of the baby? It makes no sense. It's just family. Everybody's just going for their own family. But he's killed his family. He's killed his pops. His dad was a dick. Now he's like, all right, let me ride with him.

Wait a minute. It's Jamie's kid. It is Jamie's kid. We know it's Jamie's kid. Yeah, I know, I know. But maybe it's not a- Circe thing? He's trying to roll with it because he loves Jamie.

It's a Circe thing. Maybe it's a- He loves Jamie. And he knows how much Jaime loves his kids, and he's seen three of Jaime's kids die, and he's like, okay, maybe what I'll do is, maybe I'll make her think,

maybe I gotta keep her alive to get that kid out. The second the kid's out, we get her the fuck out of here. But we can't kill Jaime's kid. Because Jaime's the only one that's been loyal to him from that family from the jump. Sure. I could see that.

Don't we want, as the fans, Tyrion to be a hero again? I think that Tyrion had a nice run, but we don't care. He had a nice run, but it's over. Yeah, I think it's over. It's going around. He dropped Domatic.

He's trying to say Nas don't got it no more? Yeah. I wanted to put me on the spot, but yeah. Deep dive. Okay. One last thing. So at the end, he sees Bran. Keep him.

No. That was probably my favorite part of the episode. Okay. Bran's the guy that, I'm sorry, not Bran. Bran sees Jaime. Jaime's the guy that pushed him out the thing. Right. Yes.

I thought that was just great. Amazing. And Jaime's looking at him like, oh, shit. Yeah, Jaime shit himself. I thought you've been dead. Oh, Jaime never knew that he... The way Jaime... He moved on.

They all moved on from that. A lot of people thought they were burnt alive by Theon Greyjoy, too, actually. That's true. Remember, because they burnt... The two farm boys. Yeah. And the guy's just been missing. Like,

there's no way in hell like this crippled kid has survived all this time. Right. Cripples don't live in this environment. Yeah. Like,

Jamie's just like, bro, how the fuck are you still alive? looking crazy. Shit. And you know, and you're the only one that knows that I did this.

Too. And do you think Bran, uh. Like, Jamie's probably thinking like, do I gotta get the fuck out of here? Like, and you know, and you're the only one that knows that I did this. To you. And do you think Bran... Like, Jamie's probably thinking, like, do I gotta get the fuck out of here? Like, I'm now in your hometown. Does Bran exact any revenge? Nah, because Bran's no longer Bran. He's no longer Bran.

Bran doesn't care anymore. So a couple... Bran will actually thank him, probably. A couple of situations. Yeah, because he introduced him to the Three-Eyed Raven. He helped him become himself. Okay, so a couple of situations. We have, like, revenge plots that are potential.

Sure. Sam, Daenerys, right? Mm-hmm. Bran, which we know is not going to seek revenge on Jaime, but Jaime might feel a way. Maybe Jaime, the only way he thinks that he can survive is if he takes out Bran. I doubt it. But my curiosity is where does Jamie maintain any level of safety in this new place?

Who's protecting him? He's exposed. Completely exposed. Like he pulled up, got off the horse like Clint Eastwood. Like you're walking into the fucking snake pit right here. Why do you have so much calm and confidence? With one hand. Not even a good one. He doesn't have brawn.

But that's what they alluded to in the next episode. Which is? Saying, how do I get revenge on the person who killed my father? That was the dragon mother who said that line errors yeah she said yeah she says the line yeah yeah she's like every night i had a bedtime story

she's saying it from her point of view oh it's really like because he also he killed ned right like he captured ned he captured captured ned. Yo. He tried to kill Bran. Tried to kill Bran. Killed the Mad King. I mean, well, yo, he's got his girl back. Brienne? A fucking Tarth. Yo, he also- Brienne the Stallion? Yo, he also worked with whoever for the Red Wedding.

Like, the land is- Walder Frey? I guess that was more Tywin. Yeah. Hold on, is Brienne there? Oh, the Karstarks, you mean. Yeah. No, Brienne's there. I didn't see her in this app. Yeah. Hold on, is Brienne there? Oh, the car stalks me. Yeah. No, Brienne's there.

I didn't see her in this app. Yeah, no, Walder Frey. Walder Frey's dead, though. I'm saying, but for the right wedding, like, the Lannisters said in their regard. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're involved, but is Brienne there? The last season, the last time I heard, she was like, remember when she was like sparring

with Arya? Like, they had that little scene together? Yeah, she didn't see her today, but isn't she there? Yeah, she's probably there. She's there, but you didn't little scene together. You didn't see her today, but isn't she there? Yeah, she's probably there. She's there, but you didn't see her today. You didn't see her. They didn't want to pay her the episodic, but she's there. You've got to pay her.

It's an episodic. They don't get paid regardless? You get paid a fee per episode. So if they're trying to save- So she's DMP coach's decision? Yes. She don't get paid? She don't get paid.

You know what? I'll be honest with you. I bet you they filmed her there and they just cut her out for time. It just wasn't worth it. It was only 54 minutes. What are they cutting out? Tell me. That episode was lean.

I like a lean episode. I don't. That was trash. Not the episode. I shouldn't say that. You loved it so much you wanted more. It was seven minutes of that dragon ride, though. There was ways.

Also, was there a song in the background no no no like why is john so un like uneasy about riding the dragon like daenerys is doing like that easily sorry where are you where i was it Where we used to be Where is See I Oh no When I was watching See you When I was watching that scene

I was thinking of the scene In Tombstone When they ride the horses together Where do you think Peebo Bryson's Have you seen Tombstone That's one of the greatest movies ever Tombstone

Yeah it's the best Nah I didn't see that Look you're trying to go Alpha of Tombstone Yeah yeah I didn't watch Aladdin I watched Tombstone he's trying to go alpha of Tombstone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't watch Aladdin. I watched Tombstone. Bro, you didn't watch Aladdin?

Or Tombstone. One step ahead of the... Come on, son. I got all the fucking tracks. I don't even know what that is. The first song when my man stole the bread and he's running around the city and they can't catch him. It's Aladdin.

Nope. Lion King. What about it? That was the best one. It was the only one I think I really have seen. You only saw the Lion King? I think so. Out of those.

You didn't see Aladdin? No, I don't think so. Wow. I don't think I've seen Aladdin. What? Was Aladdin that big? Was it that big? Is this a big deal?

Was it because they had brown people? Wow. Wow, Marco. Wow. Is this why, Marco. Wow. This is why you're extra nice to me now? Just guilt? Yeah. Built up guilt from each other?

I bet you would have watched it if it took place in Tuscany. Yeah. Fucking. Yeah, I don't think they have one. What, in Italian Aladdin? Yeah. Aladdin. You never seen Aladdin?

Just as upset about stealing bread. Right. Just as upsetting. It's very good. Covered a lot of bases today. I'm just thinking about Italian Aladdin. I'm just trying to think of what in the culture would make sense in a Disney movie. I don't think I can place anything.

Do you think Jasmine would be just as hairy? I would assume so. Yeah. So that would be pretty similar. Yeah. Okay. Do you think that her father would be just as protective? Most likely. Okay. But there's no magic genie. There's none of that to kind of throw in.

What about the fucking look? The evil eye. Yeah. I don't know if that works. What do you call it? The Italians?. Yeah, I don't know if that works. What is that? What do you call it? The Italians? The greenhorn thing? No, the look.

It's like the old women give you a look. What is it called? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm blanking on it. But that's not like... I don't know how you work that into the storyline. Do you think that the guy's... Do you think Aladdin's pants would have been mad tighter?

I think it would have been like the pants he's wearing right now. No, he's not. We've been making fun of him, that's how the pants work. Bro, we've been doing this the whole weekend. What? Not the weekend, but in Cleveland.

The hammer pants? Yeah. How long have you been wearing them? Dude, the last three days straight. What? Minimum. Minimum. Dude, they're so comfortable, bro.

I know. They look like a pair of scrubs. Yeah. They just got out of the OR. They're fancy scrubs because they got the little tight thing on the bottom. But then you get that weird

hammer pants. I can't touch this. Yeah. You they got the little tight thing on the bottom. But then you get that weird fucking thing on it. Can't touch this. Yeah. You get the weird embroidery on the leg, though, too. Right? They're hammer pants. You want to know a little Andrew Schultz history? Sandra Schultz history is my mom history.

In first grade, my mom came to school And taught Ballroom dancing to the class Because my parents own a dance studio And for me to agree On that She had to teach the class MC Hammer moves As well So she would come into PS6

Public school Like the side stutter step What do you mean for you To agree on it Like what was your Like I was like mom You're not coming here And teaching a waltz

That's not cool But if you teach You were in the decision making council When you were six Son I'm Brian Alright Son

White kids man I'm not playing a game I wasn't playing a game Back in the day You didn't like Screw up her paper Because you didn't want her To go to school

You thought that The public schools of New York were paying my mom? No, she was just trying to be involved and give back to the kids or something like that. Oh, okay.

But I was like, I bet you would come in and do this with the Hammer Pants. And that was... My mom was coming there busting it wide open. And you were too? Hell yeah.

Can't tell us this. You got videos of that? I don't think there was video. I think it was like, there might be like some video. I mean, we got Drake's Bar Mitzvah. I'm sure we got you and Hammer Pants. Drake't touch this. You got videos of that? I don't think there was video. I think it was like, there might be like some video. I mean, we got Drake's bar mitzvah. I'm sure we got you in a hammer patch. Drake's like 19.

Drake's like 32. He's 32? Something like that. Is he really? Yeah. Do you think he's seen Aladdin? Most likely. Yeah.

He's a big 90s nostalgia guy. Everyone's seen Aladdin. Everybody but you has seen Aladdin. I think if you like romantic comedies. Love them. I mean, what more do you want? I don't see how that's a comedy, though. Do you know who plays fucking-

Maybe Robin Williams. Everybody is Robin Williams. It's hilarious. I forgot about Robin Williams. It was the first movie I saw that I remember dying laughing at as a kid. Dying laughing. And it was the first movie I realized that jokes aren't funny twice. Because I went back expecting to die laughing again.

Not funny. And it wasn't as funny. And I was like, oh, okay. Okay, humor doesn't work in the same way. Like, what this stimulus that was created doesn't work if I know what's going to happen. Or did you just go with Haney the second time and you were missing all the punchlines? Because he's laughing. That's good.

Bro, Agrabah What? That's where it took place Agrabah Agrabah Is it? You know Bro

Aladdin could be so Italian bro You saying we can't make this happen? I don't see No In Siciliani But all your Italian jokes are the same You saying we can't make this happen? I don't see, no. In Siciliani. But all your Italian jokes are the same. You just say something.

He's laughing. Because it's the same joke all over again. Why are you trying to analyze fun, bro? Just enjoy life, bro. You just get so light, bro. You're squeezing a fucking water bottle. Just enjoy the fun, man. You know what I mean?

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, just get a little, come on, right from in here. Just let it happen a little. Put an ask. Just a little put an ask, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? I got it.

All right. All right, listen. Is there any last thoughts before we wrap up this first comeback episode of Westerbros? Fuck in your family members. Okay. Okay? 50% is the threshold.

50% is the threshold. Bran. Constipated. His name is Bran. I made that link earlier in my head. Have a muffin. Damn it. Right? I made that link earlier in my head. Have a muffin. His whole character is about constipation.

His fucking name is Brand, dude. We figured it out. We figured it out. Poor guy. Oh, my Lord. George R. R. Martin. Smart guy. This guy is next level genius.

What a beautiful button for this episode. Oh my lord. It's hot in here. It is hot. It is hot. Very hot. Very hot, man. Okay, so should we wrap it up?

Yep. Alright guys, any predictions that we want to get off our chest or we're good to go? The next few episodes have to be, there's five left. There's like 17 battles

that have to take place. So when the fuck are these gonna start happening? That's another, okay, real quick, before we wrap it, you have six episodes, you can't do the two or three fluff. I don't know how they beat these guys also, like, I don't know how they're beating the army of the dead. Oh, um, you just take out the general, and like, the whole set. I mean, that's, yeah.

That's kinda what's gonna happen. But I feel like they're not gonna to let anybody get close to him. True. You got to send in the seals. It's going to be a brand John- You got to send the seals. You got to send the seals. A brand John combo thing.

Brand wargs into John. I have no idea how, but- Last time they sent the seals in, though, they got a dragon killed. So not a great track record right now. That's true. Yeah. Don't send the seals. Yeah.

Are all the dragons dying? Are all the dragons dying? Are all the dragons dying? I don't see a dragon making it out. I don't see how a dragon makes it out alive. One. I don't see a dragon.

Whoever sits on the throne gets their dragon. It's either Jon or Daenerys. But those dragons, I don't think those dragons like to be alone. I'll be honest with you, I think that's Cersei's plan.

I think Cersei's like, we can't beat them with the dragons. Let the White Walkers take out the dragons. If they take out the dragons, then we got a shot at beating any army because we got the gold, whatever. Well, I think that the third thing is too is like, hey, listen,

if they can't beat them with all this shit, we're fucked anyway. And if they do beat them, they're going to be so fucking beat up that they're not going to be able to take me down. Do we need to care that the dragons aren't eating? That they don't like the cold? They're having like six sheep, which I guess is light for a dragon.

It's a light amount. But I think that that will play into it. Yeah, they're like, I think they're setting up the idea that they're not going to be as ferocious as... The fire in the belly's not going to be as strong. Exactly. Oh, maybe there won't be fire in the belly. And they won't be able to take out all the dudes. Because that's their game plan, right?

For the Walkers, is just light them on fire. I don't think that's what's going to happen. Something is up with them. They wouldn't set that up. I think they're depressed. Oh, and it's like, like Well how do we make them happy Drogon died Like there's only two of them

They don't like being up there And then like Jon and thing Kind of went up there And they cheered him up And they took him for this little ride And like they seem a little bit better So now they're gonna eat again

Because Jon is riding it Yeah Okay we just need Jon to bond With the dragon Right And that's what's gonna make the dragon Right fill that hole in his heart Maybe

Fill that hole in his heart A little fiery heart CGI Okay I think with the dragon, and that's what's going to make the dragon. Right, fill that hole in his heart? Maybe. Fill that hole in his heart. A little fiery heart. CGI. Okay, I think... I thought it was foreshadowed. I think it's foreshadowed. Daenerys doesn't belong up there. Oh, true, true, true.

I can see that. Oh! She doesn't belong on the throne, so dragons aren't comfortable being up there. Where would they be? she can rule her warm climate area should have stayed in bravo so whatever the slave is back where is she where are the target games from that's the dragon stone originally and then west rose oh yeah yeah yeah i thought you were saying Where were they When they went Oh shit

That's the setup right now That's Hey they don't belong here This is not where they're from This is where Jon Well Jon isn't even from there But he's bouted I guess He lived there his whole life

Yeah He's half half He's half half He's got a lot of Stark Ah he's got Stark in him He's actually the guy Who's built to run this shit I mean he's gonna run this shit

I mean come on They can't just This whole like Sansa's gonna be Come on man I's actually the guy who's built to run this shit. I mean, he's going to run this shit. I mean, come on. They can't just... This whole Sansa's going to be... Come on, man. I don't think Sansa's going to do it. No one's making that shit up to say it. I think it's Gendry. It could be Gendry.

I really think it's Gendry. I know that's crazy. There was kind of a little sexual tension between Arya and Gendry. Yo, can we talk about this? We didn't get to the weird sexual tension. They tried so hard, but we don't find Arya hot. She just hasn't grown up enough. She's still childish.

She's old enough now in the show. Yeah, but she's still childish looking. She got the slanted feet. I don't see her issue with her gait on the show, though. You never see the gait for a reason. She does some athletic shit. She's very fleet-footed on the show. Stunt double.

Guaranteed stunt double. Maybe it wasn't her. Maybe it was just another girl I saw in L.A. She's very fleet-footed on the show. Stunt double. Guaranteed stunt double. All right. Maybe it wasn't her. Maybe it was just another girl I saw in L.A. That's totally possible. Whatever, guys. We'll continue. Fucking baseline is thumping right now.

Yeah, they're going. It's on. All right, guys. We'll see you next week. Every Monday, new episode of Wester Bros. Hopefully we'll have Jack back. Thank you guys so much for listening. Spread the word.

Tell the people. Tell your friends. We should have done an episode, a recap, a funny recap of all seven seasons. That would have been really good. I was watching those all day. Yeah, we blew it on multiple levels. Yeah, we did. We really did.

But whatever, we'll get there. You live and you learn. But yeah, I'm Andrew. I'm here with Haney, Marco, and Alex. This has been another episode of Westerbros. Peace.