Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Hawk Tuah x MrBeast OnlyFans Collab??? & Drakes ONLY Way To Bounce back

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

YERRR, the Flagrant crew sat down to discuss some pressing and urgent topics such as: Bianca Censorri is the happiest woman alive; the Hawk Tuah girl could be a millionaire; Kendrick danced on Drake's metaphorical grave; JJ and Vivek have their post Flagrant glow ups; and much much more. INDULGE. 00:00 Bianca Censori is carrying nukes 4:34 Hawk Tuah been found, OF need her + we need Mr Beast 13:42 Drake’s never been down this bad + what can he do next? 24:10 Kendrick’s Pop Out was a cultural moment 35:43 Drake needs to get into a relationship 44:37 Cameron Brink - HEAL UP + get a real degree Miles! 52:47 Andrew’s forehead is BAD 54:53 JJ Redick dropped Andrew for the Lakers 55:53 Vivek’s gonna be VP? Kamala is the quietest Indian woman ever 1:00:31 Whites are MONKEYS + Who likes national parks? 1:09:06 White people ask for it, Croissant feet + worst shoes 1:16:45 Devin Haney was cheated + power of controlling narratives 1:23:16 Why is Nvidia so special? 1:38:26 Still figuring AI’s use + why can’t we manufacture chips here? 1:45:11 Nvidia the digital Rockefeller? They’re floating pensions 1:49:53 Everyone missed this as a stock purchase + CRISPR a baby 1:53:38 Alexx’s tennis elbow, stem celling “research” + Big Pharma politicising it? 2:01:38 Rest In Peace Henrietta Lacks 2:04:40 Everyone wanted a piece of Justin Timberlake

Are we at the point now where Bianca Sensori is more relevant than Kanye West? When I see Kanye pop on my screen, I roll. When I see her, I am locked in. Can I rephrase your question? Do I like chicks or guys? No. And the tits keep growing. I need to see what the tits look like when you first started dating her.

And then I need to see what the tits look like now. How are you making natural bigger? I have the solution. Rob Kardashian is the meat source for the Kardashians Oh I think he has a storage facility where he is keeping some of that fat from Rob and he is slowly injecting into Bianca because If you bring me to the beginning those bits were beautiful. It was crazy What she came out with the other day was a nuclear catastrophe

What I saw at Paris Fashion Week was Chernobyl. I showed my wife. I showed my wife and me. Come on, dude. Come on, dude. Oh, this is the nuclear, what'd you call it? It's a nuclear catastrophe. Nuclear catastrophe.

It is a nuclear. Yeah, you might be right. Thank you, dude. I don't even think that's Kanye. I was wondering that too. Isn't that kind of genius? I was wondering that too. That's fucking Hiroshima and Nagasaki, right. Thank you, dude. I don't even think that's Kanye. I was wondering that too. Isn't that kind of genius? I was wondering that too. That's fucking Hiroshima and Nagasaki, right?

Yes, it is. Now you're talking. Now you're talking. God. It is different. What she's working with is different. How do you get naturals big enough? I don't know.

Have you ever gone to a farmer's market and the blueberries are big? Sometimes it just happens. Sometimes organically in nature, things happen and that's not jimbo right there that right there i think my suspicion i think that's what happens when you're happy i think that's what happens when you're happy i think that they're in love i think that they have a positive beautiful relationship and i think when women are happy their tits get bigger i bet you could even research that all right i't know. Look it up. It seems like women with big breasts are happier

but it's not necessarily that their happiness is making their breasts bigger. Chicken or the egg, dude. Chicken or the egg. And large breasts do make men happier. So it seems like it goes cross gender. Now let me ask you this question based on that fact that you just brought up. Knowing that women are happier with big

breasts is there a like for example, let's say you're that you just brought up. Knowing that women are happier with big breasts, is there a, like, for example, let's say you're chronically depressed. The government will step in, right? And they will provide you with medication. Is that true? In many European countries.

They'll have universal healthcare. No, no, this is actually, now we're onto something. Let me cook, I'm cooking. I like it. Let me cook, I'm cooking. the government will step in if you are from a european country that has a you know nationalized health care and they will provide you with a pharmaceutical grade pill actual drugs to make you happier if we knew that there was another way to increase happiness that not only increased your happiness but increased your husband's happiness second hand happiness the community's happiness pretty crazy tits bouncing around it's you're happy everybody's happy would it not be beneficial for a modern progressive society to support breast augmentation with tax

dollars. Yeah. I'm just saying, if we're willing to give people happiness tax, SSRIs, right? We're willing to give people SSRIs who battle depression, and it works. It makes their lives better. It makes all of our lives better. It might even increase GDP. Talk to me.

All the women in the country have large breasts, and they're able to earn more. I'm pretty sure women with larger cup sizes do earn more money. Then the whole country is now making more money. I don't know if they earn more. I know they spend less. They don't have to buy things. That's also true. They do earn more.

Imagine, I know now it sucks that we're going to reduce this to people working at strip clubs, but the girls with the bigger breasts are definitely making more money. There's more places to put the money. Yeah. Have you ever tried to put money in a girl's flat? You're just like, I don't know what. I can give it to her friend. I'll be like, give it to her later.

There's just nowhere. I'll be like, Mark, just make a ball out of it and chuck it out. He said, you crazy fat. Incredibly disgusting. I would never do that. That was in the one strip club where they banged the beer cans

with their tits. No. Even at night. Even at the Goodwood. Now you're bringing up another strip club where you're disrespectful to one.

No, that one's a part of it. The Claremont Lounge is a part of it. You didn't do that at Claremont. I did do that at Claremont. No, you did it at the one in Nashville. No, I didn't.

That's where you did it. I would never do that. Yes. Yeah, you did. Well at Claremont. No, you did it at the one in Nashville. No, I didn't. That's where you did it. I would never do that. Yes. Yeah, you did. Well, do you know who was working at the strip club in Nashville? Serial problem, right? Did Hawk do it? No, she wasn't.

Okay, has anybody found this girl yet? Yeah, they did. Hayley Walsh. Talk to me about her. I'm sure Miles. Hayley Walsh, dude, she's got merch. We should all support. Now, does she actually, or is that like a curated Instagram?

It is apparently her. Wow. I mean, it makes sense. Why would it not? There's so many conspiracies. Tell me about the life. Like, what's going on? I just want to know about her life.

She charmed America in one moment. I know. She was like an American idol. We need to get her on the pod. Let me ask you a question. Is this the first time in history that a girl has stolen an entire country's hearts simply from describing how to give blowjobs home is this the first time in his

because she didn't steal her hearts like oh yeah this girl's the biggest whore she was so charming and endearing yeah right it was, it was, what was it? Hot to a spit on that thang, you feel me? Yeah. You feel me? Oh, I had a little giggle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spit on that thang, she said thang. Spit on that thang, you feel me?

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as a family. We'll have the COVID borders, right? And you try to shoot it over on your friend. That would be the way that she breaks the internet. Dude, if you want to break the internet, Haley, you just show us that hot toot.

The hot toot. Spit on that thing. Yeah. Oh, my God. OnlyFans, it's over. That's the move. How is OnlyFans not giving her, offer her right now $25 million?

Yeah. Crazy. Offer $50 million. I think she could get $50 million. Yeah. It's reasonable. It's reasonable. I think she could make $50 million. I think she could get $50 million. Yeah. It's reasonable. It's reasonable. I think she could make $50 million.

How is Adam 22? Adam! How are you not on this? Oh, that's... How are you not on this? So many people dropping the ball, bro. Adam! Adam, do not let us down on this one.

Adam, honestly... I don't want him to... You don't want him to get the hock to it? No. It has to be somebody innocent. Ray J. No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't remember this.

Mom, you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We can't create a he-haw. We can create an old he-haw. Okay? No. No, who do we want? It has to be someone innocent and kind and sweet.

I think one of the BTSs. This one. Oh, no. I don't want to see that. What does that mean? I don't want to see that. You won't see it. It'll be pixelated.

Yeah. Exactly. No. You don't want him to make a lizard, dude? You know he's got a dark brown dick. You think Koreans have a dark dick? No, but that's the a dark brown dick. I don't think Koreans have a dark... No, but that's the brown rice right there for sure. You think Koreans have a...

I think that... Sometimes they're white rice, but that's a brown rice right there. When I look at that one right there, I think that he's brown rice. You think he's doing some fair, like, skin lightening shit up top? And then he's dark down there?

I think he's bleaching, but if you take off them underwear, it's brown rice. Oh, really? I think it's brown rice right there if you take off the undies. You know what think it's brown rice right there if you take off the undies you know what they say

about brown rice it's more filling is that what they say that's what they say that's what they say alright that's what I tell people I can't believe

we can't think of one innocent person Mr. Beast holy shit Shifty holy shit that's fine that's fine holy shit Shifty just Holy shit. Holy shit.

Shifty just, I see dead people whispering, Mr. Beast. Okay? Mr. Beast. If Hot Tua Girl goes down on Mr. Beast and shows us what she can actually do on OnlyFans

or pixelated on YouTube. Dig some more wells, Mr. Beast. That would be the biggest Mr. Beast YouTube video in history. It'd be crazy. 10x. I think that's a billion views. Yeah, probably. Yeah, easily.

Easily. Mr. Beast, do you want it or not? Jimmy, stop messing around. You got in shape for what reason? That's true. You know, you started lifting the weights for what reason? That's true. Take off the shirt, okay let hot tua she sounds hawaiian doesn't she you know take off your shirt and let

hot tua go to fucking work jimmy do it for the people this is what the people need and if he don't want it let his friend a little elven looking one, let him get that. Oh. That kid is so cute. Nolan, right? I don't even want to see Nolan come. I don't want to see him. Cliff it.

I don't want to see Nolan come. I feel like Nolan comes Dunkaroos cream. Nolan don't got sperm, bro. He got frosting. I don't believe Nolan has come, man. I'm sorry. I don't believe it.

How two are going to do all that work and what comes out? Confetti. What's going to come out? What's going to come out? What is it? Milk bar? What's that cake that we all eat?

Milk cake. What is it? The milk bar birthday cake. That's what's going to come out.? The Milk Bar Birthday Cake. Yeah. That's what's going to come out. That's going to be birthday cake. No. A Mario mushroom

going to come out when he's not sick. No way. Come on. I don't know if I can see Nolan orgasm. I'm sorry. I think he needs it, bro.

Mr. Beast is the move. What we need to do is see if Chris can still get his sucked. That's what we need. Yo, we need to. What we need to do is see if Chris can still get his sucked. That's what we need. Yo, we need to see if Chris got a little Mr. Beast left in him. Yo, well, we, yo, yo, yo, yo. First it's Jimmy.

If not Jimmy, Nolan. But if not Nolan, we need to see if Chris got the Mr. Beast left in him. Come on. We need to see Mr. Beast. We need to see if Chris got the bow-wow, yippee-yo, yippee-yay. Where my dog's at. Bark with me now. Hey, hey, hey.

Come on, Chris. Chris. You're nuts, bro nuts bro what you're crazy i'm not crazy i if hot tour is gonna make 50 million you are you telling me if hot tour went down on went down on chris that's not breaking i'm paying thrice I'm paying thrice I'm paying thrice I'm paying three times that's what thrice means I'm paying one for every

gender Chris got that's a that's a that's a three for one that's a three for one right That's a three for one right there. I'm watching. Shifty just turned on the camera. I'm watching the three for one.

Jimmy, make it happen. Big announcements. The last leg of Cities for the Life Tour goes on presale tomorrow, Thursday, 10 a.m. local time. Okay? This has been the most fun I've ever had doing comedy. My literal comedy dreams came true. This is what I imagined doing when I started comedy.

It is the hour that I am most proud of in my entire comedy career. Thank you so much, all the people who came out to the shows around the world. It has meant the world to me. These are the final cities. We're gonna film a special in the fall, so if you haven't seen it just yet,

try to get to one of these cities, or hopefully you already live in one. Here they are. Okay. San Antonio, Las Vegas, Cleveland, Columbus, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Denver, Cincinnati, Rama, Ontario, Salt Lake City, Reno, San Jose, Portland, and Hawaii. Those are the last cities. They all go on sale Thursday, 10 a.m. for pre-sale. The pre-sale code is Andrew. Get them before the scalpers get them and then beat you over the head for the ticket prices. Get them early. The regular sale is Friday. Hopefully, you guys beat that for your wallet's sake. God bless you. I appreciate you all. I love you all and I'll see you soon. Peace. Hey there, noodle dicks. You should come to my shows.

They're selling out, dude. We're turning a fucking corner. This special has changed my life, maybe. I don't know. Anyway, I'm going to be at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo June 28th and 29th. You guys need to buy tickets. Two of the shows, I think, have sold out by now.

Also, July 26th and 27th, I'm going to be in Jacksonville, Florida. Honolulu, Hawaii. Y'all have been messaging me for fucking years to come out. I'm going to be there August 29th and 27th, I'm going to be in Jacksonville, Florida. Honolulu, Hawaii. Y'all have been messaging me for fucking years to come out. I'm going to be there August 29th and 30th. Las Vegas, September 6th and 7th. Miami, I'm coming back to Doral, Florida, September 12th and 13th. And there's more dates being added.

There's more on the website right now. Go to akashsingh.com for those dates and more. Let's get back to the show. What else we got, my boys? Buddy, the Kendrick concert. Oh my God. Okay, did you guys watch the whole thing else we got, my boys? Buddy, the Kendrick concert. Oh my God. Okay, did you guys watch the whole thing? I've only seen clips.

Yes, it was feeling open. I didn't watch the whole thing before. I watched Kendrick's whole thing. Okay, before we get into discussing the whole concert, has Drake ever been down this bad? Never even close. Never even close. I thought it would

just go away. Yeah, the concert reignited. Holy, just seeing all those people. Also, like, the cosign from the famous people. Oh, dog.

When he shouted out YG and Family Matters, which, like, I'm obviously a Drake hater, but everybody's saying that's the best song. People who love Drake are like,

that's the best song in the whole disc. You're going to listen to it now, and one of the first few bars is, you know who really banged a set my n-word YG and then YG is dancing

on your fucking grave at the concert you're never gonna listen to that song the same and that's the only song he was proud of I think it's the only one he didn't take down right or did he take down all of them no I think he only took down the hard part no he apparently took down more oh really yeah no he took only initially only took down the heart part. No, he apparently took down more. Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, I didn't see that. No, he took only, initially he took down the Tupac shit. And then I think he also took, he took down. Wait a minute, he's taken down? He took down the AI track. But I thought that was for legal reasons. Okay.

Maybe. Now he's like, apparently he's taken a few down. Really? But yeah, point is, it's just, he's never been close been close to is that a true thing or an akash truth might be an akash truth i'm starting to think it's a tupac one he definitely took down but the other ones i'm not sure that he took him down push-ups is still up um those are the ones i can see on spotify yeah so maybe push-ups and then Family Matters. Was there, it was Push-ups, Family Matters, was there one more?

It was the response to Hard Part 6. Yeah, he did one more after Not Like Us. Yeah, Hard Part 6. And he took that down?

Mm-hmm. Oh, so he did take it. So this is, I don't know if this is real or not, but the Hard Part 6. Drake deletes all Kendrick Lamar diss songs,

question mark. So definitely, people were theorizing that it happened. So do we know if heart bar six is still up it appears it looks like he it's not on spotify it's up as like a podcast it's like someone else uploaded it but it's not on his like official account wow i think he pulled it off instagram wow yeah wow drake's down bad i mean bad but I feel like he's a hit away

from being back I don't I don't I don't like this has changed the climate it changed how people Drake will always

sell records Drake is a pop star to be fair that's what Kendrick said I like you as keep making me dance waving my hands but as a rapper

greatest ever to me as like maybe I'm applying too many comic rules to it but if you don't write your own stuff automatically you're not but people were still

putting him there now I don't think they do I just don't think there's anything you can really say except I like him that makes him the best ever and he's definitely not done

his career is not done not done you're gonna sell crazy records I think he needs to take a little break like don't put out anything for the rest of the year dude he put out a song

I think a few days ago I think with Wagwan Del a few days ago, I think, with Camila Cabello. Wong Won Delilah. Wong Won Delilah was a thing. No, he danced with Camila Cabello or whatever. Really? That's what Grand Wizard said. Oh, shit. I know he did the feature on Sexy Ransom.

I don't know if he put it out. I think that they were saying he was going to drop something. Fair enough. Take a break. Yeah, I think he should take a break. Wow. Him and Cole. I saw Cole on the street.

Really? Yeah. Whereabouts? Here? Yeah. Walking down. How's he looking? Peaceful?

Fine. Tall. Peace intact. On a bike or just walking? Walking. Hell yeah. Yeah, just walking. Doug, he by himself loved that. yeah. Yeah, just walking. Doug. By himself.

Loved that. Wow. Yeah, I love that. But also, that's what he's protecting by not being involved in this. Well, apparently, Schoolboy Q also...

Drake can't walk around... Sorry to cut, but Drake can't walk around by himself. Yeah, but I just feel like J. Cole's so big of an artist where he'll get stopped crazy. He's always been like this.

Getting stopped is different than being threatened oh yeah i don't think he has anything to worry about but that's what he's protecting like by not engaging in the beef like you could mess with some people that are friends with this guy and you know they want to make kendrick feel like he's the man and they they might be tangentially related they're like y'all i'm gonna bang on cole gotcha and i think and i respect that like saving that piece like saving your your well apparently schoolboy q told him before the cold whatever it's gonna get messy he's like don't don't do this yeah uh yeah i don't know yeah i just thought i thought that was cool i mean it worked out well like yeah very well and now i remember in early

on i was like dude kendrick's gonna take on both of these guys and now i'm like kendrick could have taken on both easily probably my respect look i was never the biggest kendrick fan and i'm not i loved him as like i loved control i love that he wanted to be the best but i also knew his music was not for it's he's for his culture god bless but i'm not gonna like be this huge stand of it just because it's not for me god i love what you're doing i'm not gonna participate in you don't even care if i do but i the way he moved in this my respect for him is through a fucking roof dude unbelievable the way he navigated this whole thing yeah yeah strategy wise so if you're still like if you're let's say you're still banging for Drake. You just love Drake right now.

What is the angle? Here's what they're saying. Kendrick needed Drake to stay relevant. He was irrelevant, but that's not really true because I was looking into this. Apparently the Mr. Morale tour that we all thought was his flop album is one of the biggest hip hop tours of all time. I think at the time it was the biggest.

Maybe Drake took it this time. But, so he didn't need you to stay relevant. He just, I think he's hated him for years and was like, this is the time it was the biggest. Maybe Drake took it this time. So he didn't need you to stay relevant. He just, I think he's hated him for years and was like, this is the time. But like, what do you do? Our boys, we have boys that love Drake and they're riding for Drake. Academics, Grandy. I'm still a Drake fan. I'm still going to enjoy the music.

Keeps it solid. They're really, they love Drake and they're riding for him so hard. Like, you want that loyalty. I imagine, like, as someone who puts out content, like, I want people to ride for me like that. Like, that shit means the world. Yeah. But is there ever a conversation where it's just like, okay, this is an L and we're just throwing more salt by continuing to like kind of bring things up. Maybe we just need to pivot,

move away. Like you're not going to change any hearts or minds anymore. People have made their decision on who won this. So by continuing to like bring things up and throw salt, not on the wound, but just like illuminate it, you might just continue to be reminding people, Oh,

Drake took this L. Maybe it'd be smarter to just kill a story with another story. Meaning, if Drake's doing some other cool shit, highlight that. Oh, he's producing this movie. Oh, here's this new song, whatever. Stop getting out of the I'm gonna tarnish

Kendrick any way I can. There was that whole thing, everybody was talking about the bots. That also apparently wasn't real. Okay, let's say it was real or it wasn't real. Kendrick any way I can. There was that whole thing, everybody was talking about the bots. And it's just like... That also apparently wasn't real. Okay, let's say it was real or it wasn't real. The song slaps. You look at the concert, you go, it's not bots.

The concert sold out. It's probably a combination of what Russ said. When you have a song that's already taken off, you inflate it. I 100% think they did it. I 100% think, as Russ said, all these artists do it.

But even if it was proven that it was done for this amount, it doesn't stop the song from being a cultural institution. The bots ain't making it a cultural institution. The music being a bot made it that. You could put as many bots as you want behind all

of drake's distance towards kendrick kendrick still wins yeah those people that you say like are drake riders and they're still like kind of flaming um adding fuel to the flame it's almost like the people in democratic party are like yo look how alert biden is like they're trying to try to lie and then you just remind us how not exactly tell us something else biden did tell us about the reform like that's the angle and these are the homies yeah so but i'm just like and and you want people to ride for you that hard like that's the thing like and when you go through troubled times the fact that there are people out here that are like fighting for you and like protecting you that's the most amazing thing in the fucking world yeah because it's easy to like someone

when they're on top drake is obviously experiencing this right now yeah when he's on top everybody's like oh the boy the great and then he goes through this and now most people like oh kendrick's the fucking man blah blah and then you have your real core fans that are riding for you but i think that it's i think that the battle is lost elevate in other ways yeah that's my point what's that kill the story with exactly to that point the i think this concert is crazy either way but you could make the point that academics grandy all these guys constantly trying to say drake one gave it just enough life that it carried into the concert and now we that it carried into the concert, and now we got momentum going into the concert.

Whereas if everybody just kind of left it alone, the concert happens, it's still going to be a historic moment, all that, but not like, you could argue, this added, again, like you said, fuel to it where it just blew up even more. I'll be honest with you, bro. I thought this shit was done. I thought we were moving on, it was over.

That concert reignited itself has there ever been a disc concert before holy shit it was unbelievable i love it so much concert unbelievable this was crazy this was nuts and now this mute sorry go every different gang is on stage like uniting the gangs in compton like all the celebrities and shit it was like a real moment for la it felt we're not even only la just like west coast music yeah like it was almost as if they felt like not recognized for years they hadn't been that relevant outside of kendrick kendrick says he was like yo uh la hasn't been the same since kobe died since nipsey died since nipsey died so it's like they have probably felt like something's been missing and this was the spark that they needed

like vengeance yeah because they used to be and i heard somebody say this like remember there was a time where you almost every song on the radio was a mustard beat yeah they had a crazy run yeah it was game and then mustard came right after lot of ways, a perfect storm. Yeah. You know? But, yeah. Okay. Imagine being Drake.

Imagine being Drake on Juneteenth. Oh, my God. I bet you he's calling all his friends just to make sure he's not hearing that concert playing in the background. You're like, yo, I'm just calling to check it out. I mean, yeah, dude. I thought all the songs that Kendrick dropped were good in the disc. Euphoria to open with was crazy. Yeah, he set the tone.

To open with is just fucking crazy. And then he plays every song, and other people pointed this out, but he played songs you didn't realize he's talking about Drake, but he was talking about Drake. DNA. Use a bitch your hormones probably switch

inside your DNA you keep listening to that you're like oh I think he's talking about Drake and then there's another song I think where he

talks about like you're gonna come to my city without checking in with me whatever the fuck element I think it's called

or something but like remember Drake filled that video on Compton that was his sub back to Drake about that

he played songs specifically that had a lot of songs that had Drake subs in them and now you're listening to them and you're like oh that was his sub back to Drake about that. He played songs specifically that had, a lot of songs that had Drake subs in them. And now you're listening to them and you're like, oh, this guy's been talking to Drake for years. So, this is really interesting to me. The concert goes crazy.

He's filming the music video. The music video's gonna go fucking bananas. The summer, it's usually be man it's bonkers dude the summer it's usually drake time yeah is now at least the beginning of it completely kendrick and he's gonna be able to milk and push this i mean if kendrick drops an album this summer yeah this is his year imagine he drops an album this summer yeah Yeah. What is Drake going to do? You can't just drop a little single.

That's not going to squash. Yeah. Yeah. And also the pressure on the single that Drake drops is monumental. If you drop and flop. The pressure on both on Drake and Cole right now. They have so much pressure. I don't even think people are thinking about Cole.

Some of them are. Look at when he put that song out. They were making fun of him. But people always make fun of him. They always say he's small. Nah, I like that. But it's not the same. There's pressure on him.

You know what I mean? This is not Mark. He is though. There's pressure on him. But if you clowned it, people would just be like, yeah, but he stepped away from the battle. Like what are you really going to say? Drake called for this. And then when Kendrick wasn't dropping, kept calling for it.

Nah, nah, no no you following through and he made it worse because like during the battle he's like i get more love in la than you and then kendrick shows another thing everything backfired who got who gets way more love that was nuts having dre come out son the icy dead people that was bonkers yeah a little tone deaf though oh wait yeah that's true some allegations against Dr. Dre that was one thought I think a lot of us had this is really fun but if we're gonna if abuse

is being thrown around Dr. Dre's probably not see what Ice Cube is doing yeah yeah I know Snoop is on tour hey Cube you here would love for you to handle

this for me no vaseline and all you know what i mean yeah do no vaseline that would be crazy but yeah i was curious to see the people who weren't there though okay because when he said when he announced the tour he was like oh it's going to be kendrick and friends so everybody's speculating oh who is he going to bring like people are speculating oh he'll bring out rihanna and all these like-name people. And I would have definitely thought Snoop would be there, but Snoop's on tour, couldn't make it. But Game not being there surprised me.

Do they not beef? Well, I think Game beefed with Dre. And then also Game was kind of like, Drake is my homie during this thing. And I think Kendrick, I thought initially, people on Twitter were quick to correct me, but I thought initially he didn't have Snoop up there for that reason. That Snoop wasn't like,

why the fuck are you using AI, my voice and AI, Pop's voice. But apparently he was just on tour. But I think Kendrick was like, if you're playing both sides and we're not doing that, this ain't that time.

Mustard is coming out. We're gonna let everyone know where your loyalties lie. You're gonna shout out YG in a song? Let's see what time it is. YG's this fucking stage yeah like lebron was there dog that was that was the nail in the coffin yeah i mean as long as lebron wasn't on stage but that says something here's the thing because like i even wanted to be at the show who was on stage that was in la i think that was also by design yeah who's on stage that wasn't L.A.? I think that was also by design. Who was on stage

that wasn't West Coast at least? Truthfully, we don't know all those people but we're just assuming that they're right. I mean, the way he's saying it

is this is every section coming out, every gang, we're all uniting on this stage. Russell Westbrook is L.A. Fucking DeMar DeRozan, that was brilliant too.

I know. I'm glad DeRozan came home. Y'all didn't deserve him neither. Yep. That was also your homie. Remember, they were in a sketch together Drake and DeMar Rosen

DeMar's up there dancing I mean everybody I was surprised Wack 100 isn't there he's supposedly this guy who's super tapped into gang culture in LA and surprised he wasn't there like there's certain people where it's like they were left out

and I think it just shows la doesn't really fuck with them wow oh shit you're saying you don't think la fucks with whack i don't think they fuck whack i don't think they fuck with game because they do like a lot of like silly shit where it's like people are just like ah you're doing too much and i think it got to the point where it's just like yo you over you over there. I'm so detached. I mean, I was never attached. But I know so little that I basically assume the loudest voices are the most connected with things that I don't know much about. You would think.

Right? So since he's such an ambassador for LA gang culture, whack, I'm like, oh, he must be one of the top OGs out there. But you're saying that yeah wow that's interesting you would have to be in the building the way he talks about how he's connected with the gangs that's that's really interesting did you talk to taylor at all did she did she go she did go i didn't talk to her oh i would love to know dude i'm dying to know brilliant's gonna be fired this week that's crazy you watched it live did you watch it live no you didn't i just saw the clips doing it live is so smart though

incredible and it was so good son i had a spot so i missed some of his concert i'm coming home i'm texting my wife turn on fucking amazon right now like i'm coming home i'm not missing any of it you need to see what's happening right now it was after i see dead people everybody goes crazy then he just stops after the first verse and then y'all gonna let him disrespect our heroes blah blah blah hits it again doesn't barely wraps a fucking word let's the audience take the whole thing crazy and then just do it again and again and again did you think the outfit was on purpose i didn't know if the outfit i my initial reading definitely on purpose were you it was a pop homage you thought

yeah it was Pac during the 94 Source Awards he had the same outfit and that's is that the Source Awards where Snoop went up there and was like

we know y'all East Coast we know where we are it might have been that one if that then that makes sense cause then that was that was like a West Coast East Coast thing

I initially thought the outfit being simple was like another shot at Drake is not oh no not one of us drake has the most it's almost the outfit's almost identical oh the feelers yeah yeah that's where i was like why didn't you just go feelers go all the way i know yeah that's weird nike shocks is funny that's somebody was like i searched for those on twitter on google and my

phone blew up or something like that. Nike shocks immediately on StockX. Like, 2X. They were great shoes. I don't know why they stopped making them. You saw people claiming it was a hotline bling. That, I believe. It's too similar. The dance that he did as he did the A minor. It's even the leg shake. That's when

I was like, oh, this is intentional. Kendrick is doing the leg shake with it. I didn't catch that one. That's good. Even the chain, he doesn't usually wear't catch that one. That's good. I mean, yeah. Even the chain, he doesn't usually wear chains like that, but he had like this big cross, and I think Pac had it on during that show. And that was made by Ben Baller, who was like-

Oh, yeah, no, you're right. LA legend in terms of jewelry. My initial thought was- There's so much detail in every little aspect of that show. The fun thing about applying detail to things is that people will start to look for details where you didn't even apply it. Like, everything now has meaning

when you put hidden meaning. Yeah. And I think that there are certain things that are in the lyrics that he didn't even mean for them to be. That the critics or the reviewers have projected onto them. So now it seems even more... Oh, dude, the funniest one. that the critics or the reviewers have projected onto them.

So now it seems even more... Oh, dude, the funniest one, and again, I'm a guy who really respects Kendrick after this. He has a line in Euphoria where he's like, he's feeling like Joel Hale-Austin or something like that. And he said, funny, he was in a film called Sixth Sense. He's mixing Haley Joel Osment and Joel Austin for these reasons. Let me tell you something. You guys don't know black people.

Black people don't know white people's names. They get them wrong all the time. He just doesn't know who the fuck is who. He thinks Joel Osteen and Haley Joel Osteen are the same person. What are y'all even talking about? That was a fuck up. There's no fucking chance he's that. No. This guy right here. I want

to hear it. Come on. Barry the bars planer. Freaky ass 69 God. Let's start with that one freaky ass neighbor you're a neighbor 69 god he a fan he a fan he a fan f a n fan freaky ass neighbor certified lover boy certified why did he say pedophile not file well what is obo sealy trying to strike a chord and it's probably a minor now the obvious breakdown a minor it's like a chord but also a minor because allegations but the deeper meaning kendrick has called drake a white boy well the a minor scale is the only minor scale

that only has white keys oh white people have a place to rap all right this is important so funny is he being serious or this is a joke well the fan thing is real this is the show they break down bars it's called Bar Wars fire right yeah that's a great name actually Bar Wars

yeah how is he so wrong yeah so a lot of that's been happening the whole battle I thought that shit was for sure a Drake hotline bling thing

I thought the outfit my initial read tell me if there's anything to this the whole time he's saying Drake is not one of us Drake is wearing fucking octopus outfits and shit on stage and he's like i'm gonna go out there i mean this guy dressed like a fucking spider-man when he goes out on

stage and kendrick's like i'm going out there in a hoodie and a baseball cap and jeans and sneakers and that's it and a chain uh but also it was crazy performance wise no backing track and somebody else pointed this out. He didn't drink water the whole time. Yeah. I can't do a 30-minute set sitting on a stool without drinking water. This guy's wrapping his ass off. No backing track.

No water. Yeah, that's crazy. So if you're on Drake's strategy team, what do you do? Take the summer off? Drop it out? I think he might need to. Because here's what Kendrick also did sorry one more thing he just played this he stretched this out so beautifully the juneteenth concert was like

a month and a half almost after may 4th i think was my birthday he dropped not like us what a gift i got month and a half he doesn't do anything then a concert that concert's gonna carry him then he's gonna drop the video they're editing the video right now this concert's going to carry him. Then he's going to drop the video. They're editing the video right now. This concert's going to die out. He's going to drop the video. Then he just takes the whole summer. I could put a... I got it.

Don't say Hawk to it. It is that. I called Jay. I said. It is. He got hooked up with Hawk to it. No, no. No, no.

In all seriousness, all he needs to do is get in a relationship. I mean that dead serious. There's nothing that people... Ooh. Yeah. There's nothing that... Music is powerful. It's not as powerful as relationships. Dark-skinned black girl. It could be. Gotta get dark-skinned black girl. The more famous or the more intriguing the girl is, if he really wants to do it he could like get in a relationship with somebody's ex

like the ideal scenario would be like him and kim get in a relationship something what i think we want to see growth from him not do some shit where he's like he's trying to get back at dudes and stuff well here's what i would say is like and i that's i don't think people in order to stop the momentum of this kendrick thing you just need to kill it with another story. That story doesn't need to be positive. We don't, let's say, I don't think that people like Drake's music less. I think his music is phenomenal.

He's had two decades of unbelievably awesome music. So it's not like we, it's just, there's this other person that's more badass at rapping. That's what it's looked like. So what you do, just need to do, is get people talking about another thing. And I think that people love relationships. They love that drama.

We haven't seen Drake in a relationship with somebody. He settles down with names and people. I mean, Kim is the most obvious because there's the Kanye shakeup. Kanye's going to be bitching nonstop about it. Then they're going to go crazy. It might be a little expected. He could have a relationship with

taylor swift take her from dude um if he is in a relationship with oh i got another one for you you ready this shuts it down immediately zendaya drake dates zendaya i don't even know i don't even think people realize. The real Spider-Man villain, like I said. There it is. They Not Like Us. I don't even think people realize the music video came out if Drake is seen with Zendaya.

People love relationships, man. They get obsessed with it. All these fucking dating shows, all these housewife shows are really just about watching the drama of the relationship. Imagine, did you guys see the amount of publicity

that came out of that Vanderpump Rules shit? Yeah. Like, nobody even knows who these people are. They work at a restaurant for a living.

Let me just get this point out. They have me watching it. But like, but they, they're servers at a restaurant for a living on a show. Like,

it's not, but people are so obsessed with relationships and drama that you'll shut down everything else that's going on in entertainment to lock your eyes on this i think drink gets out of this relationship yes another option sande is in a relationship well that's what makes it exciting because he's taking her from top hall you just want drama you would like now I don't think this is a good thing, but what you have to, what I'm suggesting is something

that would stop the momentum of this Kendrick thing and you're not going to stop it with music. I actually don't think, like even if he comes out with the fucking, an amazing song, I think right now

the energy isn't there. you ever seen people in like a roast battle and somebody yes says a funny joke about the other person but because the momentum or energy just isn't there yeah you're like that's funny on paper but we just decided we're not with you but someone with a worse joke with the energy wins. With the energy of the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we are on your side. That's it. It's the energy of the room.

Like, there's something just happening that's, like, outside of just the words that are put together. I think that's, with music only, it's not a worse joke. Like, Kendrick has great shit. So, I think you have to completely change what's happening. You don't fight the fire with fire. Fire. Fight it with water. And water't fight the fire with fire. Fire. Fight it with water.

And water is relationship. Sha'Car. Sha'Car Richardson. Yo, Dave. Sha'Car Richardson would actually be crazy. Especially since it's the Olympics. You're out there in Paris. You're watching her.

This is the fucking disgusting shit agents and managers probably cook up all the time. Here's the thing. The goal is not to get people to like him. That's not the goal of the relationship. The goal is to get people to talk about and focus on another thing. The more dramatic the relationship, the better. If he dates like a likable person

and is a kind of boring thing, it's even worse because people won't talk about it enough. But if he dates Michelle thing, it's even worse because people won't talk about it enough. But if he dates Michelle Obama, Jesus Christ, it's over. Like nobody's even talking about Kendrick, right? Yeah. Like that's... Yeah.

You see what I'm saying? You gotta stir the pot. You're just stirring the pot and you're using it as a tool. Relationships garner the most intrigue you see these couples come together there are these like people where like the guy's kind of famous the girl's kind of famous all of a sudden they cross-pollinate their fans and both of them fucking skyrocket well taylor swift already didn't need it but but sure this travis and taylor thing is a perfect example like

look at that travis kelsey who we all knew from football, has now become the most known football player on the planet by women. Yeah. So that type of... Yeah. So who do you date? But that's what I... Listen, if I'm Drake's handler or whatever,

and he's like, listen, the only thing I care about is my career, and this guy's fucking up my whole career, I'll do anything to save it, I'd say, yeah, you need a relationship, and it's got to be fucking toxic. And it's got to be... Messy. It you need a relationship and it's got to be fucking toxic and it's got to be messy it's messy like it's got to be bad her ex got to be cursing on the internet like travis kelsey's exes were talking shit about him dating taylor and that just amplified it every day yeah that's they took your bbl jizzy idea so maybe i'll take this one

too it's a good point. You might be right with Kim, because Kanye will talk. Kanye's going to go crazy. Drive him nuts. I mean, all the things. Wasn't she at the Kendra concert? No, I don't think she was, but Northwest was, which is also funny. Who took Northwest?

Kanye wasn't there. Kim wasn't there. Yeah. A nanny. Yeah. Yeah, they got some help. That's so funny to be like, hey, n nanny can you just take her to the concert all right guys we're gonna take a break real quick so we can talk about your health and you might assume that you're getting everything your body needs

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It's a smooth sack, summer boys. Get on board or get left behind. Now, let's get back to the show. Shout out Cameron Brink, man. Fast recovery to our girl Cameron Brink. Cameron Brink, I think she was the second pick of the WNBA draft playing for the LA Sparks

tore ACL it's a very unfortunately common injury for women in sports because their hips are wider oh is that what that is? apparently I thought it was because they have them wearing heels to the walk-in and shit like that. Yo.

He just wasn't used to that. He tried to spice it up. Yo, that's funny as shit. Stop making these girls do a runway, bro. These girls are just trying to ball. Yeah. They wear sneakers their whole life. Chill out, bro.

Did you see Angel angel reese and them heels yeah come on bro what are we making these girls do i look like a deer was just born but the stylist got to put them in like them nikes that got the platforms but no no what i'm saying is cameron brink is absolutely beautiful talented girl tore acl freak accidents and uh now she got a year to recover man this fucking sucks she was one of the stars she was one of the stars true stars yeah wmba yeah can the wmba recover from that come on bro why can't I ask

a serious ass question man she wasn't one of the stars she was absolutely one of the stars no she wasn't balling she just looked good

to you she was one of the stars pull up her stats Anna Kournikova was a tennis star she never won a grand slam ever actually

Akash just made a fire point while you were talking about statistics Anna Kournikova was one of the biggest stars in women's tennis maybe ever never won a Grand Slam in her entire career. If you want to know the stats

I'll tell you them right now. She was dropping 8-4. That's not a star. How many points did she score in a WNBA game? That could be 20% of the points for all we know. Yeah.

23 points a game? Something like that? Yeah, I'm disrespectful. I'm not being disrespectful. What I'm trying to say is Cameron Brink, speedy recovery. She's absolutely stunning.

Beautiful ambassador of the game. That's actually not bad at all. 8-5 for a rookie out of the gate WNBA with a G5 score. That's not stunning. Beautiful ambassador of the game. That's actually not bad at all. 8-5 for a rookie out of the gate WNBA. That's not star numbers, bro. She's a rookie! Garmy!

How fucking stupid do you look? She's a fucking rebounder. There it is. How do you know what she is? Kevin brings third in blocks for the season. She's third in blocks this season, Al. No, nothing about that. Wow. One block a game.

2.3 average. 2.3 blocks a game, Al. Yeah. You're a fucking real asshole, dude. That's crazy. This poor girl blew out her ACL running straight. And you're just going to sit here on this fucking Machismo podcast and make fun of her? You fucking jerk.

Damn. My bad. Yeah, it is your bad. I gotta do better, guys. Yeah, can you do better? These ain't good numbers, right? This is what you average in every adult men's basketball league. I ain't playing the league for a reason.

Send me a WMB out and pull out me, bitches. You would like the heels actually in a serious note can we just say can we just say heal up cameron like yes why are y'all haters bro I don't like Mark laughing Mark's the most why'd you say heal up I want her to get better I want her to recover come on bro you think she makes more money now that she's not playing

and can just do endorsements she's not gonna fucking do the Hawk 2 video okay no that's not what I meant I'm just saying if she has more free time she can do an Hermes commercial and make way more money fucking do the Hawk 2 a video, Mark. Okay, no. Yeah, why are you taking it? That's not what I meant. You would always take it to the worst possible place. I'm just saying she has more free time she could do an Hermes commercial

and all of a sudden make way more money. Kind of a good point, right? It's disgusting to me. These people don't... I'm a father of a daughter and let me tell you something. The toxic masculinity

on this podcast never ceases to amaze me. So now that she's not playing she just has to be a supermodel making millions of dollars mark why couldn't she be a fucking engineer why couldn't she be peter retia making you live long huh why couldn't she do that why couldn't she be ding dang dong dong who works for nvidia making all the money why could why couldn't why couldn't She make She make She make all

Why couldn't She make all the chips Why couldn't she make All the chips For a video Yeah his name is Ding Dang Dog And all he works for

Is making all the chips Why couldn't he do that I didn't know there was a Fucking Yeah keep that guy Away from my dog Yeah dude But I didn't know

That the dog was even here How crazy is that That's a good point She did go to Stanford She went to Stanford She's a genius Just like Jensen Huangang they both went to stanford isn't that great who's jensen huang the guy i just said who runs india yeah his name is jensen yeah jensen it's just not ding dong enough to be honest with you i don't believe his original name is jen soon

that uh now i might buy the stock i'm buyingensen I thought that was Chris's new name blow my fucking head off. Jesus Christ. Somebody show me Bianca's story right now. She has a communications degree from Stanford. Communications degree is not impressive. Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Miles fucked tons of dumb girls that got communications degrees. Miles also has a communications degree.

No way. Are you serious? Yeah, me and Cameron Brick. Geniuses. Makes sense. Makes sense. There you go. Why didn't you get a real degree? Yeah, I had no idea you were that dumb.

That's crazy. I thought this guy was genius. I thought you had brains. You're fucking genius. This guy knows everything. He did five years, too. I took five years. To get a fucking communications degree?

Yeah, I took a victory lap on that bitch, too. Hey, this whole time you've been wondering how you know all these useless facts because you didn't study nothing for four years in college. Five years in college. Fucking idiot. Hold on, hold on. Raise your hand if you didn't have a science degree from college. Oh, I'm a business.

And I took all the pre-med classes. And a psych major. And, yeah, suck my dick, everybody. Well, that's science. Psych is science well that's what i call myself you're a scientist yeah i'm a scientist i graduated from the university of california system as a scientist yeah that's so good that's so good i went to the university of california system and i graduated with a degree in science which is a cultural divide

if i try to tell indians i was a science i had a minor in science and psychiat's such a cultural divide. If I tried to tell Indians I was a science, I had a minor in science and psychiatry, they'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I'm not telling them, but these whites, you can tell them anything. I'm technically a science.

Psychology major. Yeah. Come on, psychology is communications for guys that are smarter. Yeah. Why is it social science? You got a social science degree.

No, no, we don't do that, dude. You got to chill the fuck out. What the fuck? Yeah, you're trying to fucking LG barbecue this fucking podcast with your social science no no we don't do that dude you gotta chill the fuck out what the yeah you're trying to fucking lg barbecue this fucking social science degrees dude relax i have a bachelor of arts huh i have a bachelor of arts well you're an artist yeah i'm an artist oh shit dude i'm an artist it's my podcast you have a bachelor of the arts you've attached oh yeah what did you get bachelor of the arts, yeah. I didn't get that.

I didn't get Bachelor's, dude. What's ours? I got a PsyD. Is that true? A PsyD? I got a PsyD. That is a thing. I just don't know if he's one of them. I went to school for five years.

Hell yeah. I didn't do an extra year because I fucked up. I did an extra year because I could get a master's in psychology. Oh, you had a 3-2 program? Yes. But you didn't get it. I'm just joking, bro. I know. The bachelor's like, yo,

he went to Barcelona. I know. Dude, lying is fun. Yeah. Alright. Can you explain why you're wearing a hat today, by the way? Can you explain? Why am I wearing a hat today? Because... Oh, that's why.

Oh, my God. I thought there was another reason I was wearing a hat. No, no, no. I went in the sun for the first time in six years, and I got a fucking tan halfway through my forehead. So my forehead looks like Mark's normal. Yeah. Whereas the sun is hitting one location,

and then the rest it doesn't. So is there an actual line right there? It's unreal. The color looks great. From here down, it looks great. I honestly didn't wear a hat for that reason. I mean, how horrible is it? You had to wear a hat.

That's awesome. You wore a hat for that reason. That is awesome. And then with the cut and everything. It's just like, nothing just happens from here. It's so bad, isn't it? It's cranium. In a rare way right now, dude.

You look like a golfer when they win a championship. They take their hat off on the 18th green and they've just got a white line. Shut up, man. Why is that still going? I was so long. What is that about? Communication degree.

Five years of communication. Okay. Oh, my God. Show them the funny picture, Mike. It's funny. Ha ha. Fuck y'all. Come on.

Ro Shambo. What the fuck is that? Ro Shambo. Oh my god, that's crazy. He's got a tumor on his head. What the fuck is that? What is that? That's why we don't

mix the racist stuff. Yeah, good. We don't want your fucking horrible skin. Oh my god, you have to be pure. You need to mix it. That's going to age well, though. You give them time with that, that's going to look good. I'm telling you. You think?

It's like natural Botox. Nothing on your forehead. Can't be surprised for you. it's gonna be awesome okay can we have a serious fucking conversation on this podcast yeah let's start the pod dude all right while we're speaking of basketball we have to uh we have to speak shout out yeah we have to speak about jj shouts to jj um you know You know what? JJ is a good guy. You know, we were going to play paddle all summer out in the Hamptons. We had great plans to just enjoy a nice summer of paddle. Okay.

And then this fucking cocksuck decides to go out there and get the fucking Lakers head coaching job. Very inconsiderate of him. Very. Very. Now I have to find a new person to be part of the four for the paddle yeah and i was ready to work this guy because he has like one fucking mozzarella string left on his achilles and i was looking forward to this summer like hitting a nice little drop volley and having that shit pop and then just standing over him

you're horrible what are you talking. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? That's a, that's a friend. That's what friends do. Okay. Trying to camera breaks this guy. So JJ got the Lakers job.

Vivek's going to be Trump's VP. I mean like basically when you come on the pod. You win dog. You win. Wait, that was announced. No, but I just saw something.

It's widely believed. I think Trump is flying to Cleveland. I think that's where Vivek is and that's why he's flying out there last i read that's not good well it gives him a chance of winning no you saw how when he was uh still going when he was still running they were like i can't vote for you because you're brown like so many republicans were saying no but they don't care about VP. They'll vote for a brown VP. They don't mind us as VPs. I don't know. Wait a minute. He's making sense.

That's what I'm saying. I agree with Akash. How is he making sense? He just said, I don't know. That was prolific, bro. I tend to agree with Akash because if he would maybe alienate but but but what is the group that trump has not tapped into and does vivek satisfy that group i don't know if he does actually i would say moderates is is vivek tapping into the mindset of the moderates you think no

i think they might he's really extremist the moderates you think no i think they might he's really extremist in his in his uh philosophy i think they might be disillusioned enough with biden that they're like okay there's someone at least sensible in some form because if you're if you're looking at both of them like they both they both might be a little bit senile if you're looking at them like that then you might look at the vps kamala no one likes they're gonna look at vivek and be like well he seems better than her he seems more competent he seems just smarter he's a man that's kind of cool a little more comfortable there you're fucking disgusting i'm just talking about the couch is fucking disgusting i'm just talking about the father

of a daughter it really pains me this guy's a girl that you're gonna say that what's the hot toy girl's name you still don't remember because she's just the hot toy girl on your the father of a daughter. It really pains me to hear this disgusting toxic masculinity. What's the hot toy girl's name? I still don't remember because she's just the hot toy girl on your brain. I know her name perfectly. What's her name?

Hayley Welch. That was really good. You'll never forget. I will never forget that girl's name because I've been searching for it for about three days. I've been doing a big deep dive

on this girl. Fucking jerk, this guy. And you with your opinions on women. What did I say? You said that it's better that the president is a man. No, no, no, no. I did not say that out loud. What I said was, I think the casual voter...

You said the vice president. The casual voter would just would just you know be a little more comfortable with a man than a woman that no one seems to like yeah that's a good point about kamala she's not very likable she's very widely disliked i know you have to pretend you like her but you don't it's not she's black exactly i just said everything right there. You just repeated what I said. Is she black? Is Kamala black? She's black when she wants to be and Indian when she needs to be. When has she been Indian?

I haven't seen Indians come out. It's time to run and get Indians to vote for her. Then she's Indian. Then she's Indian. She's very proud of it. Is she the most docile, quiet Indian woman that you've ever met in your entire life? Is there another Indian woman

in this position of power no that literally says absolutely nothing yeah yeah it's to the point where i don't think she's indian yeah i don't think she's black then either that is kind of great what the fuck is this lady that is kind of great she's indian and black i think she's the other asian none of them at all she's like the other asian i think like a korean like a korean maybe oh brown rice she's brown do you think she's brown rice she's brown rice yeah yeah sneaky brown i can see it i mean there's something else going on here i just the fact that she's a black woman and an indian woman and hasn't had a single opinion maybe that's the blend the math oh

they cancel each other out blended oh my i'm glad you said that one because i was gonna call them negatives and i thought no you're full negative yeah well you know it worked better that way the joke just worked better damn it guys was i analyzing humor again i should do that more that sounds really fun let me just analyze all the jokes while we continue the pot well you are half you're you're you're pashtun you're mostly pashtun yeah is that is afghan is that negative see i think indian indian is your half oh i forgot you were a dirty yeah, dude My main genetics

are apparently Pakistani and Pashtun I am fucking evil Yo, I like calling whites monkeys a lot It's the best Calling white people monkeys is the best Well, let's not It's kind of fun You're not defensive

I am the best You feel the least racist. There's the least racial. So there's no like if I call a Sri Lankan a monkey, which is funny to me, there's a little bit of. Dude, you get a smirk just saying. It's so funny. It's such a funny thing. You just said it hypothetically.

It's so funny. And you just. Asian. Black people are not even doing it. We're not even going there. This is a fucked up thing. But if you're... Relax. No, no, I mean this sincerely.

Okay? If your dog was at the top of a tree and you needed to get it down... As a passion Pakistani? No problem. No, no, no. No problem. And there's just a group of people looking.

Wow. Just go. Wait a minute. and there's just a group of people looking wow this guy what he just got it just go and you couldn't because you had a horrible injury you had a laceration yeah labrum or something like that you couldn't obviously go out up the tree yeah now it and everybody was like i'd love to help i'd love to help I'd love to help. I'd love to help. I'd love to help. That was good. That was really specific. That was extremely specific. That was really specific. Why is that the first time he's been mentioned on this podcast?

No, dude, we mentioned him before. I've shouted him out a couple times, yeah. For what? We talked about... What did he say? What did he just say? We talked about... For a show or something? What did he say? What did he just say? What did he just say? He said something racist.

He said something racist. Go, go, go. What did he say? Nah. It just seems like he's built like he could climb things well. You know what I mean?

That's all I'm saying. Yeah, he's got some Mowgli in him. Yeah. Yeah. Just in terms of like the... Dude, I'm not wrong, right? You see it. Just in terms of the ability. You see not wrong right yeah just in terms of the ability

like you can see some hopefully yeah he seems enthusiastic about helping yeah but also if there was like a vine and he had to get somewhere he'd probably take that take the express you know like that is that that is but that is... I don't think we talk about that enough. The fact that we would all see vines and not use them to get where we needed to go. But there are probably a lot of people that could do that effectively.

Yeah, you're right. You're right about that. I agree. Especially, let's say you were one of those american ninja warrior people very specific they are really good at upper body strength absolutely yeah that's a good point you're actually specifically correct yeah that's what i'm saying but most of those guys are white yeah so you really need a white yeah you need a fucking you are the most monkeyish in behavior, whites. That is... I think I meant it in a specific... Tell me.

I mean, you walk around on bare feet all the time. Yeah. You like climbing things. Yeah. Love saving the environment the most. Holy shit. That's 100% true. You guys play pranks with poop and shit.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. You are the most monkeyish. There's a white lady that lives in a tree for four years to save her from getting cut down. Yeah. That's a monkey-ass joke. That's a monkey ass bitch. That's a monkey ass bitch. That's a monkey bitch.

Hold on. So when white people call non-white people... Sonny always started talking back to you. Sonny had to hold it in. I'm just saying, when white people call non-white people monkeys it's a projection it's a compliment it's the highest form of flattery if you're a white supremacist okay that's true right you believe whites are the best and whites are the most monkey-esque by calling another minority monkey, you're saying they're supreme as well? Look at this fucking goofy bitch.

You got a goofy tree-hugging twilight bitch. Yo, that's... This was her house for like five years. And she saved that tree. I looked at this story. Yeah. She absolutely did. And the second they came it down, I wish they chopped that bitch down.

The second she got on that tree, I wish they chopped it down i wish they chopped that the second she got on that tree i wish they chopped it down oh god how they get food up to her and shit they don't need food yeah dude she swung from vine to vine take berries out of trees whatever the fuck yeah no problem birds you can take their eggs yeah i mean look at this that's dope kind of unreal yeah. Got shit too good. But she'll have no job. She'll have shit to do. You know what it is, Al?

We've had shit good for too long. That's what happens. Because there are tons of minorities that have shit good, but they're so close to when it wasn't good. Yeah, that's very true. The whites that have had shit, it's not even good.

They don't even have to be rich. They just have to be like middle class or upper middle class for generations. Comfortable. You're comfortable. Once that comfort sets in, this goofy shit starts. So you're just running it back.

So monkey and then you'll become Neanderthal and all that shit. Whatever it is. Because the super rich are always terrified they're going to run out of money. Right. Or they're going to lose all the money. So they have that like

motivation to keep on going. But the generational upper middle class, the ones who are like, I'm never going to get beyond this, but we're not going to fall underneath. They just get fucking bored and they start climbing trees

and doing this shit. Maybe she was trying to find a new place to gentrify. Maybe that was it. She was trying to get out of a neighborhood. Wait, were you... Hold on, hold on. Hold on.

Yeah, walk him into that. Who would she gentrify in the tree, Mark? Walk him into that. Mark! White people would she be kicking out of their community in a tree? This is a national park. She was trying to colonize it from other white people.

Oh, is that right? Who goes to national parks? Is that how gentrification works? White people move out of other white people? Yeah, white people. Theyize it from other white people. Oh, is that right? Who goes to national parks? Does that have gentrification marks? White people move out of other white people? Yeah, white people can't move out of other white people. Miles, get it ready. No. Get it ready. So, Mark here, your knee-jerk

reaction was she's trying to kick people out of their community. Who would live in a tree? What group of people, in your mind, would live in a tree? Elves live in your mind would live in a tree elves live in trees oh nolan yeah a bunch of little yeah no this is a national park she was trying to go in there and the people who go to national parks are white people so she was trying to fuck with them hey black guy what why is it yes white guy y'all don't go to national parks why is it and i will, I went to some national thing.

A conference? A white nationalist conference? Who's in Washington, D.C. now? January 6th. And there was tons of Indians. This was in Utah. In Utah? At a park? It was in like Utah. In Utah? It was in like the Utah,

was it Arizona border? Horseshoe Bend? You've seen that thing. It's like a popular whatever. There was so many Indians, it's not even funny, and from India type shit. So I think they make it part of their trip in America. They're like, oh, I need to see this majestic landscape. They must be rich to make it past

Empire State Building and all that shit. They must be rich over there. Okay, so it's not a common thing. I wouldn't think so. I've never heard of it. Alex, so why do you guys not go to the national parks? Why do you not frequent national parks? Because it's stupid.

Okay. Okay. That's dismissive. Why do you find it stupid? Because if I want to see a tree, I'll just walk anywhere outside. And I don't have to get eaten up by bugs. I don't have to worry about fucking animals. I think black people might have an aversion

to too much outdoors because they were left out there for quite some time. Wow. Wow. My white people. Why are you mad at me? God. That was worse than what I said.

I don't think That was way worse. Why are you mad at me for who I people are? I don't think we left them out. I think that there was places for them. I think you made them work out there. No, no. We would, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then they could come inside. No, only the ones, only certain ones. Not inside our place, but there was a place for them. There was a barracks or something like that. Barracks. Yeah but there was a place for them there was a barracks or something like that it was

barracks yeah it was like a ramada I think they had a ramada in three stars yeah it was a nice little

three star ramada free continental breakfast I don't know free they put the free in the continental breakfast y'all should go to national parks that shit's fire no I don't know if it was free. They put the free in the continental breakfast. Y'all should go to National Parks. That shit's fire. Yeah, you just came

back from National Park. Grand Teton. How was it? It was good. A decent number of Indians, I will say. What do you do? Hold on. What did you say? A decent number of Indians. Hold on one second. I didn't understand one word of that sentence that you just said. What did you just say? There's a decent number of Indians. Hold on one second. I didn't understand one word of that sentence that you just said.

What did you just say? There's a decent number of Indians. A decent number of Indians. You teased a number of Indians. I didn't even hear it. I was teasing them. I would yell bear and then run away and they would all freak out. That was part of the thing that I would do.

There was a good number of Indians. What did you see them doing? Just walking around the National Park. Come on. That's it. Come on. Was it raining? Come on.

It was not raining. Come on. There was nothing. It was a regular National Park. To be honest. The part that I saw them on mostly was the lake. Jenny Lake was a big lake out there. Jenny Lake.

Yeah, yeah. I thought it was a white girl. She's here somewhere. She must be here somewhere. Okay, what else? And it was a white girl. She's here somewhere. She must be here somewhere. Okay, what else? It was great. And then we went on the trail and there was fewer Indians.

There was far fewer Indians. A lot of white people? Yeah. Did you see any... Where the mud was? Yes. Where the mud was. Mud is near the lake, I will say.

Mud is mostly near the lake, but it was a good trail. Did you see any animals? Besides the monkeys. Besides the white. Fucking white-ass monkeys. We saw chipmunks. They told us there was a bear on the trail. And? Started shaking in my

sandals. I got a little scared. You wore sandals to this hike? Yeah. Where there was animals you might have to run from? I wore Tevas, my Tevas. That's insane. I had to put on my chanclas for the hike. Sometimes I hope white people die. What are you wearing a hike for? What are you wearing a hike?

A Merrill. A Merrill. The Merrill shoes. You know those Merrill shoes that dads wear? No Merrill. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're thinking of Doc Martens, I think. Merrill's just a hiking boot. It's a hiking sneaker or a shoe or something like that.

Tevas. You're going to hike in Tevas. Yeah, it's the lightest shoe. That way, if I have to run, I can get away. But you don't need lightness. You need grip. Yeah. I got grip, dude.

You can't grip in Tevas. There's no way. You can't. That's what we're born to do, bro. I was trying to go the Native American way. No. I wanted to be as close to barefoot as possible. Yeah once they got shoes they're like this is awesome yeah that's true i mean they felt yeah i don't know show me what you were what is that i don't know what they

have not rejected any of the cool shit that white people brought over maybe they should have is my point i agree with you that's what the fuck you're wearing yeah i was wearing my teeth oh you're trying to die this is insane fire i'm telling you aren't you going up like hills and shit like that it was it was a mild trail it was a mild regular trail i hate this i do too i don't like it when girls wear these what color do you have oh miles got the black one oh miles you got the black ones they have a nice little uh pattern yeah i don't know if you got the cool pattern on them. This is the worst piece of what would you even call it? It's not a shoe. Footwear.

Yeah, it's terrible. The Teema is the worst. Show me worse. The ones that make their feet small and beautiful? Yeah, like the 1800s. The ones that would bind their feet and make them adorably beautiful? That's a worse.

You think that's beautiful? Have you seen what their feet look like? They look like the 1800s. The ones that would bind their feet and make them adorably beautiful? That's a worse... No, it isn't. You think that's beautiful? Have you seen what their feet look like? It's like a ballet shoe. They look like a croissant. If you want to look at foot binding and what it does to the little Chinese woman's feet, they make them adorable little croissants. They roll them up into a beautiful little croissant.

Look at that. Fantastic snar. Come on. You add some butter to that that's a worse shoe that's by far oh it's brutal than the tiva all right depends what you want out of it but that is pretty fucking gnarly mary jane tabby's are ugly women are wearing them a lot now what are they no the ugliest sneaker for women to wear ever is the high-heeled nike dunk oh yeah that was a really stupid thing god high heel nike it's like a wedge it's a wedge nike dunk oh that's ugly that's not that bad i don't i don't mind that that much that's not i mean it made you don't see you don't see that

there's a split in there and their toes split and yeah that's far oh god anytime i could think about no i don't like this anytime i can just think more about feet i love that i also love that there's a separation the yo that was a shoe no no this one that's not more like wedges there it is right there the green ones to the left up up up up left this yeah oh okay yeah those were the worst it is impossible to look good wearing those like if you're a girl and you wear those it is impossible to look attractive anything above your ankles just melts when you wear those like if i oh my oh my god she's hot and i just can't even look at it that'll be the only thing i don't let my daughter wear she's like can i wear a short skirt to like

i show my ass as long as you're not wearing Nike weapons that was the only thing that I would say no no you cannot do this feels racially motivated because I've only ever seen Puerto Rican women wearing this I've only ever seen white girls

yeah yeah really it's like their version of being cool they're like oh I'm hip I know about cool sneakers that's like Williamsburg

and shit right really no not hipsters oh like uh like just no style whites oh wow

yeah yeah yeah just like middle America I'll tell you nah cause they need to know about the I'll tell you a name Like, just no style whites. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like middle America? I'll tell you a name. Nah, because they need to know about the tongue. I'll tell you a name after the pod, and you'll know exactly what we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, guys.

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for complaining. Yeah. But he should complain. The guy fought cheated. Yeah, but also getting the fight footage off of DAZN is like it's already on Twitter.

That's where the clips are going to live. Yeah, it is a bitch ass move. It's just bad. You're going to look like a bitch. You should just think it through and be like, well, it's going to be

on Twitter forever and me taking it off DAZN is just going to make people retweet it more. Yeah, no, that's true. But there should, yeah.

It's so interesting. Like this is the controlling a narrative. This is the value of controlling a narrative because it's making Devin look petty when in reality he was the one cheated. Yeah. And if you were cheated, you should feel justified in doing anything that you, that you want to like the one cheated. Yeah. And if you were cheated, you should feel justified in doing anything that you want to feel validated again.

Yeah. He has every right. Yeah. You know? What is this? People keep saying it wasn't the steroids that made him lose. Why do people keep saying that? Is that a thing?

It wasn't the steroids that made him lose. Well, Haney didn't lose because Garcia took steroids. It was, they're like, I keep seeing that tweet. I don't understand how that's possible, but they'll just tweet that and leave it alone like boxing fans as if it was something beyond just the strength i guess i mean i don't know like he got knocked around yeah you know yes yeah that's what i'm thinking if he got punched hard yeah by someone who's taking steroids probably because of the steroids but he also got outboxed so i think that's what they say

okay it wasn't really that not that much but you have to that's a part of it if there were no knockdowns and garcia won every single round yeah i'd be like okay and but then you could make the argument like yo he's on the roids maybe this helped him train longer helped him have better cardio because your recovery time is is less well so i don't know it just it to me it's just a perfect example like controlling a narrative yeah in the power of that shit i'd be so pissed off if i was hanging right so pissed off so what happened with the money like did he get so ryan sacrifices like i think his 1.1 million dollar guaranteed purse that goes back to i think haney's promoter and then haney might get some of that i imagine he will but it doesn't

matter because they both got pay-per-view money so if they both made 25 or 50 million each it's like you give them the one yeah who cares you gotta disincentivize cheating more than that it's got to be like you forfeit 60% of your pay-per-view or whatever. Ryan, whether he won the fight or lost the fight, he won. He won. Yeah. He just won. Like, we want to all see his next fight.

He's taking a year off for the suspension. He did something that was really clever. He goes, before they gave him the suspension for a year, I'm sure they told his camp. So it was like a day or two before he was like, you know what? I i'm retiring and then it came out that he's suspended for a year he goes you can't suspend me i'm already retired he goes i think i'll come out of retirement about a year from now by the way that's funny that's so funny he can just control the narrative so funny i think they needed to suspend him for more than a year though talk to me because it's like they usually take about a year off between fights yeah it's the the bigger fighters that's a good point like this isn't a punishment yeah the ufc schedule for for fighters is a lot different in the boxing

schedule is what you're saying like ufc guys will fight every fucking three months or something crazy like that but the boxing guys they get to the highest level yeah they're fighting once a year twice tops so you're really not even punishing them yeah is it illegal for him to schedule a fight the day after the suspension's over oh that's a good question like do you need to be a sanctioned fighter in order to schedule a fight because if i'm him i was scheduled the day after and then just train a whole camp and be like well it's not illegal to train i'm not training for anything because he's suspended he won't get drug tested he could be on the right if i'm ryan no bullshit i'm using steroids for the next fight again yeah yeah yeah just

liver shit exactly go in you knock them out again and then you pop for steroids again you're like yo we still talking about steroids are we really still talking about steroids you didn't think i was gonna do it again it worked the first time i mean liver it's just liver that's all it is i set my one year suspension again yeah i'll see y'all just make 50 50 million every other year crazy wow that's kind of genius and then people will still watch like he'll come back to fight someone else and be like i promise i'm not gonna use steroids. I promise. Just have fun with it.

We don't care. Is that why they're not being that heavy handed with the suspension? Because they're like, he's going to make us money. He's going to get eyes like we need him. Boxing's not. Yo, that's a good point. People keep saying it's dying. If he's the biggest name in boxing. Yeah.

You don't want to suspend the biggest name in boxing for too long yeah and we would love to watch another fight with him and tank especially off of that tank uh victory yeah tank yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a bad motherfucker oh god tank is a bad motherfucker toyed with him unbelievable i never seen anything like that shit i know i'm a casual but just seeing him in the corner just waiting, you know what I mean? It was crazy. I mean, backflip after you knock a guy out.

I mean, I'm pissed off. If you knock me out and you do a backflip, I'm just like, yo, what the fuck? There's memes of this, but you're barely coming to, and the first thing you see is a guy's legs in the air jumping off the top rope. What are you even thinking that moment? You were in the air because he knocked you out. He's in the air on his own accord. He just wanted to be in the air jumping off the top rope like what are you even thinking in that moment

you were in the air because he knocked you out he's in the air on his own accord he just wanted to be the only more disrespectful is Tyson Fury knocking you out

than singing a song that would infuriate me so much Eddie Murphy had a joke that Mike Tyson would kiss you after he knocked you out he's like

beat my ass and then come kiss me I'm not some bitch he would do that yeah apparently he said Mike will beat your ass and then kiss you

after the fight. Like, good fight, buddy. I think he did that once to this guy. I think it was maybe Franz Botha or something like that. And it sounds like

I'm trying to say what it is. I know who that is. It's his white Polish box. My favorite white Polish box. And it really sounds like I'm setting y'all up. No questions.

I got no questions. Look up Franz Botha. No, no, no. Okay. No, I'm not doing anything. Anyway, he helped him up and like kissed him setting y'all up. No questions. I got no questions. Look up your plans, both of you. No, no, no. Okay. No, I'm not doing anything. Anyway, he helped him up and like kissed him. He knocked him out. You don't remember that?

And then he like tried to help him back up and like kissed him on the side of his face. Anyway, that shit is wild. This is powerful. So shout out, Eddie. All right, guys. Back from a little bathroom break. Now, I want to know, Mark did a little deep dive on NVIDIA. Obviously, we've all heard about NVIDIA, right?

Maybe some of you guys are invested in NVIDIA. God bless you if you are. I have no fucking clue what this company is. I don't know what they do. I don't know why they're good. I don't know why they became the most valuable company in the world at one point. They topped Apple and Google. And Microsoft.

And Microsoft. What is going on? So Mark is like, I'm going to do a little deep dive and break this whole thing down. This might be redundant from some of you all sophisticated financial folks out there. But for the rest of us that have no fucking clue and all these stocks are just a bunch of letters mashed together, I'd like to why this company is so fucking special do you guys know no okay so mark take us to we'll talk to us about nvidia take us to the beginning what what is this nvidia i'll tell you this if you if you put ten thousand dollars into nvidia in 2019 right now it would be worth 120 000 okay if you put 10k into nvidia in 2004 today it'd be worth 5.3 million dollars

wow so it's just like exploding i had no idea what it was i didn't like i'd seen it like on the ticker and i was like what the fuck is this thing yeah so looked into it basically this guy created a company in like 1996 at a denny's this guy's uh this guy jensen huang okay he's uh taiwanese originally moved to thailand and He went to school in Stanford, right? And then went to Portland where he grew up. Oh, okay. He got put into a private school. So his parents sent him there.

He was like nine years old. And the private school was super cheap. His parents were in Thailand at the time. Just sent him over. It wasn't actually a private school. It was a reform school. Uh-oh. So his roommate when he was like nine years old was like a 17-year-old former criminal.

And they became like best buds. And they taught him how to weight lift and shit. And he helped the guy with his math. They was like 9 years old was like a 17 year old like former criminal and they became like best buds and they like taught him how to like weight lift and shit and he like helped the guy with his math like they became like best buddies when he was like 9 years old like at this reform school crazy right didn't he have a nickname yeah no he did have a nickname Jensen is actually his nickname

oh it is and so literally he goes to school he's just a genius kid like graduates skips a bunch of grades graduates when he's 19 or 16 years old and then goes to stanford and then just like destroys at stanford and then goes into the computer science and becomes like an engineer designing chips and shit and then in 1996 97 these two guys come to him like vc guys and they're like hey they're out of denny's he loves denny's which is hilarious to me that's like his favorite restaurant and they all meet at denny's and they're like all Denny's. He loves Denny's, which is hilarious to me. That's like his favorite restaurant. That's hilarious. And they all meet at Denny's and they're like, all right, let's start a company.

Like GPUs aren't really a thing yet. What's a GPU? A GPU is a graphic processing unit. All right. I'll explain more of that in a second. But basically like computer graphics are just blowing up. Like do you remember like back in the day you play a video game and like they were just starting to get computer graphics into it. And it was like, oh, this is fire.

Like it's actually like 3D. Like you can move around and shit. It's not just like guys on a wall so he starts this company and the company immediately does pretty good they get investment from sequoia capital which is like the biggest like uh like vc group ever gets a ton of money but then all these other companies come in long story short he beats at all the other companies because he bets the whole company one time so they have basically nine months to make a computer chip to make these graphics for these movies and video games and shit,

specifically video games. And as he's doing it, they only have six to nine months to make it, where it takes like two years normally to make the chips any other time. So every other company is taking two years. He figures out a way to be like, fuck it, we're going to do it in six months. So they start dropping these chips every six months. And so they're iterating faster. They're making the chips better than everyone. And on top

of that, they're making them faster than everyone. How does he make them faster and better? So basically, this is kind of technical, for all of the gaming things, they have basically 32 blend modes that these developers are using to make the video games. And he basically goes, fuck the 24 of them, we only need 8 blend modes.

What's a blend mode? A blend mode is basically like a way that they can program the game. That's the way I understand it. I'm a fucking computer science guy. But that's the way they're programming the game. So he basically goes, all right, fuck the 24. We're going to just streamline the fuck out of them. We're going to do eight.

And he convinces all the developers, like, yo, you only really need these eight blend modes. And they're like, all right, we'll try it. And then it works. And then he's able to come up with the chips faster and faster and faster and iterate on them faster and faster and faster. So he beats all these other companies that are in the space at the same time and all of a sudden edges them all out so now he's iterating super fast bets the whole company gambles wins and this is like going to the 2000s he's focused specifically on like pc gaming so then they invent the gpu so the way that is explained to me like a cpu is uh what's computer processing it's not computer it's computational processing

unit okay so basically what a gpu is is basically just like turbo for your computer so like think like a graphics card yeah so it makes all the video games you play on your computer way better got it so he comes up with his gpu and basically like the way that you can think of a gpu is that like computers have cores and a core on a computer is like a PhD. So like imagine you gave a problem to like a PhD student. Yeah. And on a computer, they only have like two at the time. There's only one. Now you might have like four or like eight. If you have like an eight core processor, it's like crazy. But these are like super smart PhDs in your computer that can solve complex tasks. A GPU has 10,000 cores, but they're all dumber. So it's like a bunch of like kindergartners.

Okay. So they can solve like plus and minus. But they can't do the sophisticated problems. But they can't do a bunch of sophisticated shit. But they can do really small things and you can scale it out. You can put 10,000, 20,000 of these cores into a GPU. So it can do super specific things at scale really well. So you're able to put in your computer and have a GPU.

All of a sudden you can have like these really sophisticated graphics. They develop a new way where the GPUs can have 3D shading. Remember the early computer games? They would just have the same lighting for everything. And then all of a sudden, he comes up with a new way where all the lighting and shading is dynamic. So as you move through the world, all this shit is brand new. But it's still a video game company.

So he's making these video game things, and the company starts going crazy. They make a billion dollars. The fastest computer company to make a billion dollars ever. This is like into the 2000s. So they're basically just like a computer company. He's making a bunch of money. Life is good. And then in 2007, there's a Stanford, uh, computational science guy, and he's trying to do these computations. And basically what they're doing the computations for is like to do modeling. So like you're Boeing and you have a, you have a plane. You don't want to just like make a thing like a wing or something and then have to

test it over and over in a wind tunnel you can test it you can just do it through models on computers so the stanford guy is doing this like super sophisticated computational science on computers and stanford has these huge supercomputers and you put in a calculation you're like all right let's see what the calculation gives us and it might take like five days to get so modeling is just putting this part this thing into a scenario and then seeing all the different outcomes what happens so instead of flying the plane with really bad wind and seeing if it lands or not that's too expensive because if it doesn't it explodes you can run it through these models and you say oh okay these wings aren't sufficient it would have crashed oh these wings are good but the fuselage is too bad boom okay exactly this is the model so then a

bunch of different companies are doing different types of modeling and they're kind of relying on these computer science guys do the modeling but the supercomputers take so long this is the model so that a bunch of different companies are doing different types of modeling and they're kind of relying on these computer science guys to do the modeling but the supercomputers take so long this is like 2007 so the guy that's a stanford uh like computational scientist his kid is a video gamer and he's like oh dad you should get these like processing chips from nvidia i'm using them for my my computer to play video games what if you use them to try to like solve this equation and so the dad goes out to like a like a best buy or whatever buys a bunch of chips stacks them all together puts it in puts the computation through the chips and basically is able to solve in like three hours and it usually takes five days so then he called jensen he's like dude thank you so much you made my life so much better

hangs on the phone and jensen's all of a sudden like wait a second are like computer chips for like video games it's like helping solve like science problems. So that's crazy. And then it goes into this new thing, which is basically like the birth of AI, which is like 2012. There's these guys at university of Toronto that basically they have this competition every year where they give them like 20,000 images and they have to create a computer program that can identify what the images are. And at the time they would do it every single year. And like, it'd be like, oh, 50% accuracy in 2006. And then it was like 52% accurate two years later, and then 55% accurate.

And so then these guys at the University of Toronto start using these NVIDIA chips, and they're able to get it with like 90% accuracy. Wow. Sorry, go. It's just like a huge leap. That is like a categorical jump. This is the thing where you're signing into YouTube

or whatever it is and it asks you to click all the images that have a side yeah so what you're basically doing is notifying the i guess it is the gpu what a sidewalk looks like so if that gpu has something to get it right so you're throwing a hundred thousand little things at a task and the ones that get it right, they get reward, they stay and these ones die off. And then you just run it again and run it again and run it again. Ideally you get, I think that's how this predictive stuff works. Exactly. So it's able to like predict a bunch of stuff, but everyone's like, oh, is it able to like comprehend things? Yeah. So like when it comes to like language models, like chat GPT and shit, it's like, okay, you can predict what word comes next. But if you're

translating to a different language, you can you can predict what word comes next but if you're translating to a different language you can't really predict what comes next because different languages have different orders of words you know i mean like united states french or spanish is all flipped around yeah so it doesn't help predict it so it's like can it understand it and at the time everyone was like now we're too far off from understanding it so basically he sees all this happening with the nvidia chips like being able able to predict things through AI. And the NVIDIA chips, again, are so good because they have all of these cores that can do things all in parallel. So in the way that the video game,

you would have different pixels that needed to populate stuff on a screen all individually without relying on the previous pixel. All of a sudden, with these GPU chips, they were able to put the pixels up on the screen all independently and it was able to make the video game amazing. And that's the same exact process that it takes to create like a large neural network for ai oh fuck me and so he's realizing this and he's like oh shit now they're pivoting their like video game company into an ai company right and everyone is like all right

jensen this seems like it's kind of crazy like you've already bet the company twice in a row and like we've had these huge monumental gains in revenue. Like we're making billions of dollars. Why are you going to put the whole company? Like it's so risky. Right. And so he's like, nah, fuck it. And then he starts developing these products for AI. And now basically like since 2012, it seems like all of like these neural networks and all the AI boom that's happened has come from this NVIDIA hardware. So in a time where everyone's like trying to catch up to be like, oh, how do we make chips for AI? How do we do it? They've already had 18 years of experience of like creating these processors that can run all of these equations in parallel. So they're not serial, which is just like, they just had such a lucky like time.

There's basically this gold rush and NVIDIA is selling like the pickaxes. And so they blow up. And then as AI obviously is like exploding. One of the guys from the Toronto school that did the very first like AI boom that predict all the images. One of those guys ended up co-founding open AI, I believe. Wow. So like,

he's already involved in AI. He links up with Altman and Elon and they go into open AI together. And so basically Nvidia is like the gpu processor that now is like lifting up the entire ai which is like the invention of the day it's like the amazon web services yeah of ai did people tell you invest in people told me to invest in 2020 a couple people on ig and i was like i don't know i think that's when i got in oh yeah good for you not a lot of money. Did you really?

Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. Really? I think I told you guys this. My stepfather-in-law. Is that what it's called? He said silver.

It was at the same time I did silver. Silver and NVIDIA. And he was wrong about that silver. It was super wrong. And I was talking all that shit about silver. I didn't know what the fucking NVIDIA was. And then Bitcoin actually was a part of this also because like for Bitcoin mining

basically you just have to like put in a bunch of computations to like solve something oh it's a problem so you can use the so it's just a bunch of math and so it's simple arithmetic it's just like

plus this minus this multiply this but because the GPU is all parallel it's able to do all of these really simple things but at scale

they're able to run all the Bitcoin mining on it so that was like one of their big booms in like 2017 2018. the gamers were really pissed they couldn't buy processors because they're all being gobbled up by the crypto exactly so then they see this like all right let's pivot let's make a crypto mining gpu and then they come out with that and then they're like oh ai is popping let's make an ai gpu and now they're selling all these gpus but now all these companies are like oh man the gpus are like kind of difficult to use because

we need like a computer science engineer to come in and actually set it up so then he starts selling bundles and then creates a cpu to deal with all the gpus and he's selling them for like hundreds of millions of dollars so like he's going to mcdonald's he's going to walmart going to all these companies being like yeah here's a 200200 million contract to get our bundle that's going to do everything for you and like basically be your own. Yeah, now they have like a cloud computing thing. They've written their own code for it, CUDA,

which is basically like a software language and a platform that like exists for all the NVIDIA hardware. So they've become like a hardware company and a software company that started as a video game company that now is like leading the AI boom. So it makes a ton of sense why it's the biggest company in market cap but the whole ai is the

future and they're the tip of the spear they're the whole sphere the spear they're the entire sphere yeah basically and there's other companies that are trying to catch up and like they're so far behind and whether or not they can hold is like a question of you know how good their leadership is and like how well they can like dominate the market. But it seems like they're holding out. And then the name is actually kind of funny. Like I didn't know what NVIDIA was. But like, so they were saving all their files in the early days as NV. So like they were doing NV files.

It was like a new version. And so they were like, all right, what's like a word that has like NV in it? And so they find this Latin word for NV, literally like being jealous. And they're like, oh, the Latin word for NV is NVIDIA. And so they're like oh the latin word for envy is nvidia and so they're like let's just do nvidia and because we'll be like the envy of the industry so they made their color green for like to make everyone jealous and shit kind of far yes but i had no idea and so now there's like all these sanctions where like the government stepped in they're like all right you can sell these bundles and shit you can't sell them to china

and so now they are able to like parse the bundle and it's like a bunch of different like cores and gpus and stuff and they're able to sell parse the bundle into like a bunch of different like cores and GPUs and stuff and they're able to sell that to China but they can't do certain things and so now there's like all these

like legal loopholes they're jumping through but then the question is if we block China off are they going to develop their own AI and their own thing separately

and then who knows what that can do can it be better like if we just injected the NVIDIA stuff into China we would have some control over it

but now we don't have as much or they would just deconstruct it and then create their own anyway which is what they do with everything exactly because yeah they don't adhere to any of the copyright laws they'll just take whatever we do and they'll just make their own exactly so then the stock is like super valuable everyone's buying in and it goes crazy and then like apparently some of the internal people like sell off because they're like dude we just hit the jackpot like i had you know like a point zero one percent of a share in 1996 and now it's worth a million dollars like let me sell and so now like the stock is dropping so like there's some volatility with it but it seems like it's yeah arguably going to be the biggest company ever when when was covid 2020 2020 oh yeah so

maybe it was a it was during covid yeah that i put some money in there remember i went to colorado yeah i did that hot air balloon shit i don't remember that but i remember you telling us you got into silver well that was it that was around that time right yeah yeah yeah we're just crazy so i'm like not legal not financial advice but i'm like should i invest money into nvidia it seems like a good idea yeah is it too late now it's never really i don't know i mean it's on a dip right now so if you buy now it's yeah buy the dip today if this is the if ai is the future which once you start to dabble in that ai shit bro like i don't know if you're using it for your life at all yeah are you use it every day i haven't been able to use it functionally in terms of like

it making my day-to-day more efficient but i I've been able to use it for, like, moments. Like, I'll just ask it random questions that I don't know how to Google. Like, if you want to ask Google a question like it's a person, you know, like, and that just doesn't exactly work. Like, am I tall enough for a Suzuki? Am I too tall for a Suzuki Samurai? Like, if you type that in Google, like, Suzuki Sam samurai videos of where to buy a suzuki samurai here's a youtube video like maybe the person's whatever but i typed that shit into chat gbt and chat gbt and i said i'm six two and it was like it is a smaller car it might be an issue for you height wise that being said there's a roof that you can take off so you have more room

that like it just started giving me the information that was more exact that i wanted yeah so i've been trying to do that for any question i'm i'm trying to use chat gpt first and this one might be an answer to your question if somebody told you in 2011 to buy apple you'd be like they got the iPhone, how much higher can it go? It can keep going higher. That might be the answer. People are barely using AI. If they're an AI company, and we assume that is the future, and people are barely using it, this isn't even close.

What I would look at is if there's another company, because there's going to be competitors, right? I would also look at if there's another company that's on the rise, and you get in early there, there might be more opportunity for extreme growth. Yeah, but it's not a bad idea to have this mixed in. Yeah.

And so right now their market cap is like $3 trillion. What does that mean? So basically all of the shares that are out-owned by the public as well as private employees. Based on its current rate is $3 trillion. Yeah, so the news was like you know they lost 500 billion or something over the weekend and it's like yeah that's a lot of money it's not good but but you look at against a three trillion dollar 3.5 trillion to three trillion oh yeah exactly like they're still it's unbelievable and so this dude is betting the company over and over and over

he's like all right we're gonna make faster chips we have to and they were like how do you know the chips are gonna work this is back in the 90s how do you know the chips are gonna work and he's like well if they don't work we'll be out of business so we'll make them work and so they were like how do you know the chips are going to work this is back in the 90s how do you know the chips are going to work and he's like well if they don't work we'll be out of business so we'll make them work and so to do like to do the chips back in the day literally like they would get the chips they would test them find all the bugs send it back to the fabricator in taiwan they would fix it send it back and that's why it took two years but they just did all the all the like testing of it like digitally and they're like we just have to test it and all do it all in the computer to see if it works and if it works then and this is an american company it's all being done here so why put

some stock in taiwan it's getting the the actual chips are getting fabricated in taiwan and i understand why we can't just create factories that fabricate them here my hands aren't small enough i mean they are small these chips are very small no he's saying our hands yeah the chips are too small yeah they're so tiny. But why is that? It seems like you could create it. Like a factory is the easiest thing to create. Yeah, I don't know why.

I don't know what the reason is. Right? Like, if you have the technology and you have the know-how, I feel like scaling a factory is easy. Yeah. Maybe they haven't paid really low. Let me ask Chad to do that. Cost analysis wouldn't be beneficial to do it here

because we'll have to pay them more. Maybe, but I thought that Taiwan was, I think, what they call a newly industrialized nation. So it's like a booming economy and a second world country that's now first world. And because of that, you're going to have like higher minimum wages. I've heard it takes a lot of effort to create the infrastructure to build them. And because it's already in one place, you just sort of go.

So it's very hard to build them. So it's not as simple as like an assembly line for a car. Yeah, I think it's super technical. I think it's like watchmaking and why it's still sort of like in Switzerland. It's just there is a lot of knowledge like concentrated in that one area

on the process. Yeah. That's what it seems like. I mean, chat LGBT is like high cost to like build it like effectively,

workforce shortage, government incentives. So apparently there's like high government incentives to like do it in Taiwan. I mean, they better keep

making them shits. That's the only reason they Taiwan. Right? Like the second they stop making them them that's the only reason they taiwan right they stopped making them it's china it's china yeah so it's just wild like the amount of times this guy went in and like bet the whole company that's awesome and just like pivoted a bunch of different times and just saw things that other people didn't see has he done a bunch of pods he's done a handful and how's his english great i mean he like grew up in portland since he was like nine years old.

Oh, wow. We have to get him on the spot. How much does he worth? I would love that. I would think he's the richest man. He's the future richest man in the world, I would imagine. Yeah. I mean, right now, his net worth, I think, is like $25 billion or something like that.

But I don't know. That's it? I don't know if that's like public, like with his shares and everything. I mean, let me look. Yeah, that's with his shares, I would imagine. $110 billion. Excuse me. Sorry.

It's more like it. So, yeah, he's making his way. He's going to be the this shares, I would imagine. $110 billion. Excuse me. Sorry. It's more like it. So yeah, he's making his way. He's going to be the first billionaire, I think. I mean, at this point. And he's kind of sick, too. He works out. He wears leather jackets and all those things. Dude, there's a picture of him signing boobs somewhere.

Really? Yeah. He's kind of a G. He's just like, I don't know. He's a sick dude. But it just blew my mind. I had seen this company blown up all over the place, and I didn't know anything about it.

It might be the most successful company that people really don't know what they do. Yeah. I think people are aware that it's like chips, but I don't think they realize they're investing in, well, the investors, yes, but the average person, I don't know if they know that it's an AI company, essentially. There was a video game chip processing company.

Yeah. And that was the thing that- What world do we live in where knowledge is so separated? Yeah. Wow. The biggest company in the world, people don't even know what it does? Yeah. What the fuck is happening?

Yeah. How isolated or in our own little bubbles are we? Yeah, quite. Yeah, incredibly. Could that happen when we were children? Yeah. Maybe with microchips. But when we were kids, think about the biggest companies

in the world. We knew more or less what they did. Saudi Aramco. I'm trying to think. Alphabet. Google. That's Google. Microsoft. Apple. Obviously, yes. Amazon. Amazon done. Yeah, Berkshire Hathaway. I wouldn't. Berkshire Hathaway.

I wouldn't know Berkshire Hathaway. I knew that it was a company that owns a bunch of companies. Berkshire Hathaway isn't a business. You're investing in his portfolio. That was Romney, right?

Say again? Romney's Bain. Bain Capital. That is a That was Romney, right? Say again? Romney. No, that's Buffett. Yeah, Romney's Bane. Bane. Capital, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just crazy. That is a peculiar thing. Yeah.

In my mind, it's the equivalent, and I'm just drawing this connection just personally, but like John D. Rockefeller, when he first started oil refining, it was just kind of used for gas lamps and stuff. He starts oil refining before the industrial revolution like really so he's like selling like you know oil for your lamps and like light your house up and shit and then all of a sudden the industrial revolution happens and everyone needs oil and he's like oh well i own all these refineries and then tease it up and it just takes over everyone so like nvidia there's another ai company that's like or like hardware company

that's building the gpus and video just be just be like, yo, here's 20 bill. We'll acquire you. You know what I mean? Like if, if I'm like a software engineer right now, I'm going to develop a small nascent competitor to Nvidia to try to get acquired. And then they'll just give you a billion dollars to go away.

Why aren't we doing that right now? Right. We can, we can, we can chip. We're not smart enough guys. I don't want to admit that. I think we can do it.

Honestly. Yeah. I mean, Mark just learned that. I think we could do it, honestly. Yeah. I mean, Mark just learned that in a night. That's what I'm saying. So let's just say we're doing it, and then maybe they'll give us a mil. Yeah, we could say we're doing it. Yeah, exactly. Come on. Dude, this is—

Five years communication. Yeah, I got a communications degree. I think I can do this. We're all college grads. Okay, so is this a function of the internet completely compartmentalizing our knowledge base? I partly—yeah. I also think it's just out of the realm of comprehension in most people. is this a function of like the internet completely compartmentalizing our knowledge base i partly yeah i also think it's just out of the realm of comprehension of most people it's ai it's such a new technology even bitcoin we weren't that siloed but none of us really knew what the fuck the

blockchain was in 2011 that's fair yeah that's a good point i'm just saying like the biggest company in the world usually people would know what they do and i'm sure there are a lot of people like yeah idiot we know what they do. And I'm sure there are a lot of people like, yeah, idiot, we know what they do. We invested in them. You guys are the idiots that haven't invested. Sure. But we represent the common person. I think we represent, yeah, the normals. Like, I think most people hear about it. They see the guy, but they don't really know what's going on. But yeah, I wonder if that's what happens. Like there used to be, like back in the day, the way that information was uh disseminated is you know these channels had to go what will most people like right i'm not going to just

create content for asians and indians and conservatives they're like what do most people want to learn about today and this would probably fit into that yeah back in the day it was like the most successful company i'm gonna explain it to you but now if it doesn't in some way satisfy your basis thirst for validation you don't have to teach them about it yeah and if people aren't invested in it they're like i don't want to know about it yeah i don't know why i don't want to know why it's good yeah it's also because most people aren't touching it you know what i mean like when when windows dropped like windows what was the one that like everyone went crazy for?

95? Yeah. That was 95? Microsoft dropped this thing that I went out and bought. Or like Apple dropped an iPhone that I went out and bought. Yeah, that's a good point. Like Amazon is a company that I use every day. Whereas like Nvidia, people are using it.

I don't even know if they know they're using it. They don't. Yeah. Yeah. It feels a little bit similar to, and maybe you were early adopter but like remember when crypto got to the point where you just had to buy something because you had so much fomo do you remember all of us i think it was like around miami time it was just like even if you got 50 you're like what the fuck is happening everybody's a billionaire now what's going on

i wasn't that much earlier than that. But it was, it was around that time. You started to feel it. You're like, there's something happening here. It's exciting. Only this is based on reality.

Like this, it's, it's, it's like, imagine Bitcoin could actually do something. That's this company. This is the only company that has returns close to what Bitcoin gave people. Whoa.

That's crazy. The only difference is that now this is in like people's retirement portfolios so like i think like the average retirement portfolio has like five percent exposure to nvidia whereas like bitcoin most like retirement portfolio is done at bitcoin so like now like the american economy is almost like floated a little bit by this company that's crazy like it's like it's kind of like consolidated in terms of like what the NASDAQ or what the S&P is holding onto. You know what's interesting is it's almost beneficial to NVIDIA that people don't learn about his pension to bet the whole company. Yeah.

Because if your retirement money is in this company and this guy every once in a while on a whim goes, yeah, I'm going to pivot and bet the whole fucking company. That's kind of scary. So let me say, he would actually say, I didn't bet the company. Like from the outside, from speculators, it's like, oh, what is he doing? But for him, whenever he talks about it, he's like, no, I was a hundred percent sure this is what the thing was. And when we pivoted to that and we kind of focused our energy on that, I was like 1 million percent certain that it would work and so he's like they're not bets they're guarantees that they're gonna happen so he's very confident the way he talks about they're like nah when we go in on something it's the future yeah he just sees shit that other people don't see and which is crazy because i'm over here being like yo how did i miss this if i put 10 grand in 2019 i'd be you people were telling me to buy it

and i was like i don't know it just sounds weird what's the name there's tech VCs that are like tech hedge funds that are literally like managing people's money they didn't see it it's not like we are dumb for not seeing it but there's a lot of dumb people that were like is AI really where it is you know what gives me a little bit of solace

is somebody said this if you invested $5 in Bitcoin back in 2000 you'd be a billionaire by now I would have yanked that shit out of $50 10x? 10x?

I'm rich bro 10x? so that's what makes me feel comfortable. Like the person that just put the money in early and just stayed, those people, one, they're not even looking at the investment. They're like throwing money at random shit. They forget about it.

All of a sudden it blows. And then to not take it out at a thousand X, you're literally crazy. Yeah. Right? So I don't feel like, I don't have the same FOMO about missing out on the opportunity because you know what you would have done i know what i would have done

yeah like i'm so happy i forgot i even invested in it because i would have yanked it out the winner i had a i had a business manager telling me like you're really up on nvidia and i go what i thought it was a crypto i thought it was a crypto and then he goes no no this company whatever and then I thought that it was a stem cell company nice because somebody's what's the name

of the fucking yeah fuck yeah are you in on that one no I want to be and I'm going to get in soon but yeah it's a gene therapy thing

yeah oh shit how do you know about that the book that you shit on called the future is faster than you think well fuck that was right well anyway i got into that one but uh again this is none of my own uh volition but uh but yeah like that that same one uh it was the same type of thing it's like if you can start to manipulate these genes you can really one fix certain things um i mean it's crazy where humanity goes you're

built super i could have a child that's five nine oh oh but but also like i to me it was just like oh can we reverse you know my dad's dementia but then it's gonna where's it gonna go from there we're not gonna stop at curing dementia and most people use it for what you're talking about which is like how do we make our sure our kids have the most effective genes or eliminate diseases that they might have. But you look at that and you're like, hold on, we're kind of close to this.

It's frightening, but pretty awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Even little things like, Oh, and short-sightedness or nearsightedness, whatever.

Like, yeah, let's just fix that. That's where it's going to start. Right. It's like, it's same thing with like teeth. Like we don't even see a,

what is it? Dentistry as plastic surgery. We're like, yeah, you just fixing your teeth. Right. And it will start with the gene therapy. Like, Oh oh yeah well you shouldn't have to wear glasses yeah let's just knock that out yeah and then after that it's gonna be yeah that might be the first glasses some some something like that you shouldn't have to be

too dumb yeah like what if they can bring your iq up to like a certain level like if if they predicted it would be like what is it 80 they could bring it up to what's a level. If they predicted it would be like, what is it? 80. They could bring it up to, what's a fair IQ? 110. 110. Okay, they bring it up to 110. Then everybody with a 110

was supposed to be an idiot. That's another thing. You've got to start lying about your 110. Do you tell your kid they're a crisper kid though? Because that's so much pressure to be like, yo, we made you smart. We put smartness into you. And then if they're not smart be like bro we spent money yo we wasted our friends yeah so yeah that's one good thing about not being able to have a baby right now is maybe

if we wait a couple years i could crisp the fuck out of this kid crisp that shit yeah that's funny yo i was gonna get stem cells uh because i have like tennis elbow right now and so i went to this guy and i don't know how tennis elbow already i've been playing i'm playing i'm nice and you're left no no you're not nice if you got tennis elbow already that's what i'm saying what are you doing i play bro i do this i'm i do this what but so i just have a question about the tennis so can i ask her you want to no no no um do you know what shot it is that's causing the most pain? I think it's my serve that I'm trying to slice on the serve. And it's just like that motion of doing this.

Oh, wow. It just keeps fucking it up. Now, I was told by a PT that it comes from making that motion. Like that. Yeah. You see how that muscle's moving right there? It could be that too. Damn.

But I got it on both sides. So I got the outside and here too. So they said I got golf, elbow, and tennis. So one is probably overhand. The other is the backhand. The one is when I do backhands, yeah. And. Okay, so sorry to interrupt.

So went to this guy. This is my worst nightmare. I'm sorry to interrupt again. But you fall in love with a sport. You're so excited to play it every single day and then your body limits you from being able to do it is like the most fucking frustrating heartbreaking thing you build your whole schedule around doing it i've literally been playing every single day i know you got the machine i'm watching you on instagram this This is my worst nightmare. Anytime I like almost sprain my ankle when I'm on the paddle court, I think about my whole summer. The whole summer flashes in front of me.

Okay, go, go, go. So go to this guy. Somehow I don't know exactly how he's getting around the loopholes of being able to use the stem cells from, what's it called? Your sperm? No. The babies are connected to the mother through the umbilical cord so that is still not fda approved here like people you have to go to fucking interesting what about placenta placenta stems so it's like they have to go to tijuana now columbia places like that i've heard a lot too somehow he's getting around the system where he's

being able to use it and he's like tell you what it is he's like around the system where he's being able to use it. I can tell you what it is. He's like, all the UFC guys go to him. He's doing it for research. Speaking of it, if you're doing it for medical research, you're allowed to, in the same way that you're allowed to do medical research with certain drugs that are federally illegal.

Experimental procedures. Yeah, experimental procedures. So if you can be part of procedures experimental procedures so if you can be part of the experimental procedure then you can do it yeah but it's harder to get in there that's the thing yeah this guy he like his clients that's why i kind of got a little nervous because his client to like mafia guys ufc guys like it's everybody's paying straight cash because he can't it's not insurance approved and shit like that so i'm like, I don't know how I feel about that. Maybe I'll just do some exercise and try to fix this shit.

You know Chris Will X? Chris Williams. He's a great podcast. I've done his podcast. You recognize him. Anyway, he told me he went down to, I think it's public information. He talked about it, but I think he went down to Columbia to do his. I know a bunch of people have done it real.

I know a dude. Good results? Yeah, huge. I know a bunch of people who have done it like real. I know a dude. Good results? Yeah, yeah, huge. I know a neighbor who, there's this thing where they, there's a, I think a hospital in New York that flies the whole hospital to an island.

Is it? Yeah. I've heard about this. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, I'm going to make one up in the Caribbean I don't know which one it is let's say it's Turks and Caicos or something

they essentially fly the whole staff and the island they get the stem cells from either Colombia or maybe they get Norwegian stem cells or Swedish stem cells whatever the fuck it is and they do the procedures there where it's legal

but they take the entire staff that is from New york so this is where the the rich people the from new york are like i don't want to go to no fucking colombian doctor's office what are they going to stay in it it i it might be it might be like i don't want to say yes because i don't know exactly but like that's that's where like that's where these new yorkers go yeah i'm scared to go to brazil and get my shit done. I want a New York doctor to do it. So these New York doctor's offices go, we'll build an office that will do one week a month.

We'll fly you down, do the whole procedure. We put you up in a hotel. You recover there. We do everything. You're basically taking a vacation. Your wife is kayaking and hanging out on the beach while you get your stem cells. And then you guys go back.

It's like the hair transplant shit, but they're going for stem. And so it's also fucked up. It's like insurers, the medicine companies are trying to block the shit out of this because it will change medicine in a way where they're going to start. Oh, they're going to stop medicating you. Yeah. Right now. You can actually fix shit.

Then it's like they make a lot less money. So they've been he's he's like they're going to do that to CRISPR too. They're the ones that are stopping this. Why cure Alzheimer's when you can find a medication? Oh my God. They'll let however many people just die. I'm telling you, I don't know if he was selling it, but he's like, bro, I see miracles. It's people who are like.

Hobbling. Hobbling. And then. And how does it work? So stem cells are like, just think of a cell that hasn't chosen chosen what it's going to be yet yeah and so you insert it someplace and then it just becomes that cell so now you have brand new so it's almost like baby cells like and they're fresh they're like they're not old they're not worn and so then you just like regenerate yeah

pretty much and regeneration i think is the trickiest thing when it comes to longevity yeah so like because your cells are breaking down since day one and now you're just putting some fresh baby cells in there oh fire yeah it's crazy are they your own stem cells no no and i think there's like any there's almost like bigotry and i i've heard that like some people are saying like the cell the stem cells from these certain places are better that's hilarious that's i want black stem cells from these certain places are better. That's hilarious. I want black stem cells.

Yeah, 100%. You would think. They were saying this Norwegian or Swedish ones were cleaner because this, that, the other now could be just. They would. That's the thing, right? But it's like. Yeah. But it's also like the harvesting process and stuff like that because you can't even harvest it here.

So it's like. So, yeah. And then when there's money in anything people are gonna find a way but it's also going to be a little so if it's not regulated in any way you could get some fugazi shit exactly i also think in the early 2000s stem cells were like a big thing and then the bush administration so here's the thing here's the thing i wonder if to Akash was saying, if you're a pharmaceutical company, right, you can't just go say stop the science because you're a company of science. But what you can do is inflate the groups that are already against this. Go to the religious people and be like, dude, that's the same as abortion. These are baby lies.

Are you going to let them do that? Let them do everything. Do you think they're the one pushing that shit? Quite possible, man. And lobbying. It's like, this is unhealthy. This is like too many. This can cause too many problems.

Because it doesn't even make sense that it has anything to do with abortion. But you just tell a couple fucking retards that. And then they're going to run with it because they're retards. There's no logical. You're not killing anything. You're actually extending lives. And we can't. Saving people.

We can't give them stem cells. We can't give them above one to. Yeah. I think what they were saying is they were using some abortions for stem cells. But if you're not using the abortions, if you're using placenta or if you're using some of these. I think you can use your own, right? Yeah. Well, if you have it, not everybody.

Yeah. But I believe that was some of the issue there. Yeah, but I think there's ways around it. And if you just let the science advance, they'll find other ways to do it. You just got to let the science advance. Christopher Reeves was a big advocate for stem cells because he was paralyzed. And then I think he ended up dying. And I remember thinking, oh, there's going to be a lot less progress on the stem cells thing because he's gone.

It's adrenochrome. It's basically adrenochrome. But accessible. Yeah, that's fine. And adrenochrome but accessible yeah that's fine and not alive yeah that's fine so they were right so the lizard people were right about the frog it will help you live forever yeah yeah the adrenochrome is real that's fun it's kind of sick dude that is crazy but have you ever heard of henrietta lax you ever heard of this it's like she's like her blood is the reason like like antibiotics yeah all that shit her cancer cells were used yeah what here's a little juneteenth fact for you tell me so basically this woman henry delax i don't know all the details but basically

they used her cancer cells i think against her will she didn't know about it yes uh as like the first what they say immortalized human cell line to do medical research. So like they did a bunch of research for like the polio vaccine, for like cancer research, AIDS, gene mapping, pharmaceutical testing, all based off of like her genome or some shit. But she was like Wolverine or something?

Yeah, it was something special about her cell, regenerate super fast. And it was like almost like a neutral blood so you can like test it on just about anything so it's like if you want to test how um this antibiotic is going to work against this blood we have to test the same blood and change the antibiotic and so because herbs regenerate so fast they can just do so many tests and she didn't get any money for this and her family's poor to this day and they're still trying to suing.

Did you have to read this book for her own? This was my summer reading book, the life of Henrietta Lacks or something. And it's really, do you read about a black woman suffering? It's a great book about, she had cervical cancer and they, they harvest her cells without her knowing. And then they use her cells and call them HeLa cells, Henrietta Lack cells, for the next 50 years.

And a lot of great things have come from those cells. But she never knew. And then her family didn't know. And then, yeah, just an awful story for her. It's fucked up. But it was black people that saved the world. American history, bro. Damn, bro.

Thank you. Our family should be crazy rich. Yeah, can't get a GoFundMe going our family should be crazy rich yeah let's get a GoFundMe going yeah let's get a GoFundMe that yeah like

when black people complain about cornrows on white people I'm like get over it that shit sounds like they should get paid yeah crazy right

so yeah I guess black people's DNA is what saves the world yeah I mean if you were gonna get something shot into your knees specifically, I wouldn't put black DNA in your elbows. I would put that fucking Djokovic shit.

Oh, yeah. Like Albanian. What is he, like Serbian or Slav? Slovenian. Yeah, put that shit in there. Like depending on the sport injury, I would put Serbian. I would put that type. For real.

You know? But knees, you probably go black. Yeah. Or some whore. Meg the Stallion. Yeah, exactly. It's one or the other. Yeah.

And ankles, I'm trying to think. Back? Where do you go back? I might go Asian back. Oh yeah, from squat. Deep squat. Back? Where do you go back? I might go Asian back. Oh, yeah, from squat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Deep squat. Yeah, deep squat. Yeah, that'd be kind of far.

Yeah. Okay, boys, we have to do a Patreone. Listen, we got to discuss, obviously, this House of Dragon. I know Miles got some shit to say. Yo, your neighbor, Justin Timberlake, got arrested, dude. Yo, there was cameras cameras because i was out there and then the cameras were around downtown it was so funny like i just everybody trying to get because he got to go into the jail but it's all this like little town it's not it's not like going into

you know the tombs or whatever like in new york there's it's not like going to what is it called um city city hall it's like next to a vintage shop like some random mom and pop restaurant and then justin timber like he's just kind of like walking out and there's his cameras everywhere so it's definitely the talk of of the islands but he was zooted yeah must. So here's the thing. How many times are celebs, and watch me. I hope y'all record me saying this right now because I know I'm going to get caught. So I hope y'all remind me of this shit when I say it.