Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Inauguration Gay Feat. WeezyWTF
Episode Date: January 19, 2021This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, Mark, Taylor and special guest WeezyWTF discuss their predictions for the upcoming inauguration, what it really means to be Bi, James Harden and Kyrie Irving on t...he nets, when and how podcasts will be censored and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.
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What's up everybody? Welcome to Flagrant 2.
It's your boy Schultz here with Akash Singh, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon.
We even got Taylor in the building today.
Thanks for coming to work late and high, you fuck.
How are you going to be late and high?
She came 30 minutes late and just told us before we started that you're high.
She was getting high for 30 minutes.
You had to give her that. Yo, that's for 30 minutes. You had to give her that.
That's another good point. You had time to get high.
Didn't you have time to get high?
On Martin Luther King's birthday.
You were late.
Is that why you were late, Taylor?
You had a dream? You were sleeping in?
That's what happened?
You had a REM cycle?
That's fucked up that you were going to dream the same day
Martin Luther King was born, bro.
On his birthday. Come on,
yo. He fought for the right.
To do what?
Work together.
It was my
mistake, though. No shit. It wasn't
mine.
How dare I start
the podcast on time? How dare
I do that? I apologize, Taylor, for not knowing you were going to have weed butter
and not know how to find parking because you were high.
Where'd you park?
No, don't do that.
No, don't do that.
Don't make it about the parking.
Don't give it a valid excuse.
Yeah, her car's got the blinkers on in the middle of the street right now.
No question.
That's what I'm worried about.
No question.
I think your car is gone.
Guaranteed your car is getting towed.
No, it's not.
Guaranteed, yeah. No, it's not. It is. It is, Taylor. You what? about no question i think your car is gone guaranteed your car is getting so guaranteed
yeah so it is it is taylor i you what i switched the butter by accident so when i made my breakfast
today i made with the wheat butter instead of oh that's such a lie i'm not i heart
this ain't the black effect network it's flagrant too. Be flagrant about it.
You took the butter.
You know the difference
between the butter
that's in the fucking jar
and the one that you put
in the bullshit you put in it.
Yeah, but no.
But look, look, look.
You pointed at me?
Yo, this girl's wild, bro.
Yeah, she's crazy.
This is wild.
This is a wild ass girl.
Bro, a hot tail is crazy.
Dude, she takes one trip
to the Capitol
and then totally changes everything.
We saw you.
You were one of the black people that stormed the Capitol.
If I was, I was looking for the stimulus check.
That's all.
That's why the black people should have said they were there.
I didn't get my 600.
And you know what?
And the black people are like, I can see that.
I can see why they went there.
No one else will see.
I know you guys still shouldn't have went.
They'll understand if it comes to the stimulus check.
Can I say something about storming the Capitol?
Yeah.
Shit was fun.
That shit was exhilarating.
This is my thing about the Storm of the Capitol.
I might have already said this, but I'm not sure.
You do a lot of podcasts. What can you do? We do a lot of podcasts. Those people that did it are absolute
fucking idiots. I don't want insurrection in America.
I don't want this to happen. I don't want a coup.
Correct. I don't want any of that to happen.
Correct. Okay?
But I also kind of hate every one of those senators.
Yo, it is good.
I do like the fact that they felt terrified and had to run into their bunkers, little
pussies.
Yeah.
That's the one thing I thought is at least they're not trying to hurt human beings and
they're only hurting people.
That's all right.
You're going after the lizards.
Silver lining.
Yeah. You went after the lizards.
Yeah, you would exterminate it.
I'm just saying there's a little part of me that like
relishes in the fact that, you know,
Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi
and Chuck Schumer are all terrified
and hobbling their old knees
through the fucking halls trying to find
safety. There's a little part of me that's
excited about that. What does that say about me?
Am I an asshole?
I don't want to become the I hate all politicians
guys, but there's certain ones
that gotta go.
And all the ones we have now
are those guys.
Literally all of them gotta go.
I don't want to be the I hate all politicians
guy. I just sip water.
I'm that guy.
Yo, but certain ones got to go, though, right?
Yeah.
Like, yo, I'll be honest with you.
When we out in New York, bro.
When we down there in Florida.
At Mar-a-Lago.
When we down there in Florida at Mar-a-Lago or FC's house.
Yeah, we're going FC's house.
When we down there in Florida, if we're down there in Florida, it's if.
You know what I mean?
No confirmations just made just yet, but it's if. We're down there in florida if we're down there in florida it's if you know what i mean no confirmations just made just yet but it's if we're down there in florida i think one of
mark's buddies said it best bro oh no in desantis we trust oh yeah yeah wow my man just said people
gotta die sometimes bro yeah i texted my buddies were back home i was like yo how's florida he said the sandals we trust that was it everything's busted open son uh-huh run on guys come on guys
oh they bust it open and we finna get a little thotty bro we gonna get thotty out there in my
if we go to miami we're gonna get super thotty out there i'm not having brunch with a scarf on
anymore i had brunch with a scarf wrapped over my mouth and i would take it down yeah to eat and
then put it back up fucking mortal kombat yeah get over here he was ready for it
but damn no taylor not yet when we're 30 minutes in then you can start talking
no we're gonna get back to the cap can start talking. What about the Capitol?
No, we're going to get back to the Capitol.
My point is.
You like to know that the politicians are a little bit on edge.
I want you to feel on edge.
You should. The rest of the country is feeling on edge.
You should.
The rest of the country feels anxiety.
The rest of the country is like, I don't know if we're going to be able to live next month.
I don't know if my business is going to be done.
I don't know if I'm going to die from Corona.
I don't know if I'll ever get a vaccine.
I've been trying to get my parents who are over 65 a vaccine.
It's so hard. Have you tried to get your folks a vaccine? Go toxas i told you this people are flying to florida to get the vaccine can you do it florida less non-residents
get it i don't understand you gotta go to florida and risk getting it before the vaccine then it
takes 10 days for the shit to like take a shot we've been talking all this shit about the craziest
people they just want to heal the old yeah that's's got. Florida's the craziest state in the world.
They just want to vaccinate people.
How crazy is that?
Red states are killing it right now, yo.
Red states are killing it.
First of all, two red states are killing it.
Yeah, two red states are killing it.
But all the red states are going, yeah, that's us.
It's like when somebody takes credit for like-
It's my red state and it's his red state, though.
Yeah, it's a group project.
They're in a group project right now.
But that's the same shit like when you take credit for like-
Like when a black person takes credit for like what LeBron does.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like LeBron would do something black, be like, black excellence.ron would do something black. Black excellence. That's LeBron excellence.
That's what I do.
Black excellence.
We never do that shit.
I did that.
That's my people, bro.
We got so much soul.
I gotta start doing that shit.
Somebody gotta carry that torch for white people
and not a tiki torch.
What do you mean?
Don't they do that for Trump?
Like, doesn't Trump speak for all white people?
No.
No, as in like for the Trump supporters.
Don't they be like, oh, that's my people?
Yeah, but I don't think that they take credit for the act based on some sort of like genetic lottery.
But we don't look at the iPhone and go, yo, we did that shit.
Well, because we're not Asian.
But if they might go, maybe they do. What are you talking about? Steve Jobs made the iPhone. That's us, bro. Did he, though? We did that shit. Well, because we're not Asian, but if they might go, maybe they do.
What are you talking about?
Steve Jobs made the iPhone.
That's us, bro.
Did he, though?
We did that shit.
Did he, though?
We did that.
The first one,
he made it in his ride.
Look, look, look.
I know some white guy made this,
but did they, though?
You know,
I'm pretty sure an Asian
put this shit together, bro,
and they killed it.
Yo, Asians,
keep it up, bro.
Y'all be murdering
the whole world
with your viruses.
Don't write a blog about me.
Anyway, so I don't think
that that's that bad a situation.
Like to feel so much animosity
towards these politicians.
They should be on edge.
That's when everybody's
work performance is the best.
You're worried about
getting fired all the time.
We ain't gonna vote,
but we'll kill you.
That's kind of cool. Yo, hey, you can get overthrown at any moment now you better get your
dick together let me ask you a question okay if and again i don't want to harp on this more but
i'm just so infuriated by just the job that's been done right if you worked at a like a packaging
plant right and your job was to make sure that there are
enough boxes to put the packages in. Right. Okay. You get told by your boss in eight months,
we're probably going to have a lot of packages to send. Right. Make sure that there are enough
boxes for all those packages. You have eight months to prepare for that moment okay and you go i got
this that's my job it's my responsibility to prepare for this yeah you don't worry about
anything i'll take care of exactly and you go on tv every single day and you're like i'm in control
of this i take responsibility i take accountability if you said that every single day for eight months
and then eight months came around and you didn't get any more boxes to put those packages in? I fucked up.
Would you get fired?
At least.
Bare minimum fired.
At least.
Politics is the only job where you could fuck up over and over and over again and not lose your job.
You give yourself a raise.
You can vote on your own raise.
It's unbelievable.
Yo.
I'm looking at Cuomo going on tv every single day yapping his
stupid fat fucking mug talking about what he's gonna do i really in the beginning i kind of
liked him because i liked it a little like alpha italian energy and i was like yeah you want to
whip the country into shape i need a guy who's gonna fucking gabagool every once in a while it's
gonna be fun and the fact that he's been yapping for eight months about accountability,
this,
that,
the other,
I think we got more Corona than any other place in the country.
More than Florida.
LA max.
Yeah.
The LA is maybe LA.
The other fucking cuck out there in Florida.
Fuck that.
Single guy,
50,
no kids.
Gavin Newsom.
Hanging on Pelosi's district a little bit.
Gavin. Oh, shit. point is that it drives me
fucking crazy pelosi's district of san francisco for all y'all
we will explain a little bit point is i'm infuriated by these guys that have acted as
if they're somewhat presidential during this time for faking to care about the people and doing
nothing in the eight months that they had the opportunity to prepare for the second wave that they told us about when you have these
people down south florida who's uh who's the governor of uh is it perry or something like that
of texas i can't remember wheelchair motherfucker that's yeah what doesn't matter point is you have
you have desantis you have perry you have these guys. Greg Abbott. Greg Abbott.
Abbott.
Right.
So DeSantis and Abbott, right?
Nobody's talking about them as potential presidential nominees, right?
Nobody's even entering them in the discussion.
Yet the entire country who can afford to do it, and it's not everybody who can afford,
it's a luxury to be able to move in any time in your life especially during pandemic but the entire country that can move is moving to
those states the people in those states are happy the rest of the country that can is gravitating
to those states how the fuck are we considering Newsom and Cuomo who people are fleeing their
fucking states and everybody in the states are absolutely furious them how are we even considering
them as presidential using your box analogy I fucked up all the boxes and you're like
you know what you might get promoted that's what we're talking about unbelievable presidential
cuomo won an emmy for what for his uh you got about chris cuomo not andrew cuomo andrew cuomo
received international emmy for masterful covet 19 briefing that's not even an award no he deserves
it he deserves it because if you could give a masterful briefing-19 briefing. That's not even an award. No, he deserves it. He deserves it.
Because if you could give a masterful briefing
while doing absolutely nothing
and convince people that you were doing something,
you deserve an Emmy.
That's true.
That guy deserves it.
That's acting.
That's what politics is.
What's that?
They're about to win an award like that too.
Everybody's getting an Emmy.
I don't want an Emmy anymore.
Hey, Emmy committee.
I don't want an Emmy.
Wait, wait, wait.
Al wants his Emmy. But that's just politics though. I think't want an Emmy anymore. Hey, Emmy committee. I don't want an Emmy. Al wants his Emmy.
But that's just politics, though. I think we just
learned that the name of the game is just
whoever can make people feel the comfiest, even
if you're doing nothing. You know where I feel comfy?
Florida. Texas.
I'm just saying. You know what the fuck I want to
eat? I'm starting to get
furious. Have you heard your
friends back in Texas? I'm furious
right now.
I'm absolutely furious.
I can see it. But, Shoes, you got to give a shout out, though, to like.
Don't say it.
No.
To whom?
To whom?
To whom?
Hit that M.
To whom?
Hit that M.
I want to give a shout out to like what has happened with like politics and everything
now.
I learned some new words.
I didn't know what a coup was and shit.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
But for real,
how do I know
anything about the coup?
Shout out to the rioters
according to Taylor.
Taylor's saying it.
Shout out to the rioters.
Yo, for real.
How do you feel about the coup?
What is it again?
A coup.
Oh my God.
Yo, come on.
Taylor's so high, bro.
Go back to your butter.
What is a coup?
It's just when people
try to take over the government.
Take over the country.
It's insert.
It's the English language.
There's all these words that mean the same shit.
Like woman and slut.
What is this?
I might be high, but I still got to say it.
I'm just joking, guys.
It's just jokes.
They're just comedic joking things.
I got you, dog.
I laughed immediately.
You did.
I didn't even hesitate at all.
No, no, no, because I think it's real.
No, I'm kidding.
No, but in all seriousness, we have every right to be incredibly frustrated, right?
Yeah. And that's my feeling it's like we're we are incredibly frustrated by these people and there's nothing more infuriating than being incredibly angry at someone that other people are
exalting like that's how like my girl's got to feel like when we're fighting but we put out a
clip this fire all the comments are like man man, you're the best. Yeah.
She's just looking through these comments like,
y'all don't know shit.
He never cleans anything.
But for real,
it makes you that much more pissed off.
If everybody was shitting on Cuomo,
as they should,
if everybody's just trashing him,
then I'd be fine with it.
I'd be like, okay,
he's getting what he's supposed to get.
When he's getting Emmys?
Motherfucker getting Emmys.
Some people think he's handily and brilliant. Thank you for your briefings. Stop briefing me. Do something. There's too to get. When he's getting Emmys? Motherfucker getting Emmys. Some people think he's handily and brilliant.
Thank you for your briefings.
Stop briefing me.
Do something.
It's too much brief.
Yeah.
It's too much brief.
It's not brief enough,
honestly.
Make it more brief
and do more do.
Yeah.
Get some fucking,
some beds out there,
some COVID beds.
Yeah.
I can't believe
y'all can't eat.
New Jersey's still 25% capacity.
Right across the fucking river you can
go eat indoors in new jersey florida you can get the covid i gotta send my parents up to binghamton
new york to go get the vaccine in april whoa nothing's available until april i had to go
through five different sites when i say i my girlfriend did all this okay i went through five
five different fucking sites.
You're putting it all together.
Everybody was like,
oh no, there's no way you can't do it.
It's unbelievable.
You had eight months to organize this.
You knew we were going to get a vaccine eventually.
And you did nothing to prepare.
But brief.
You talk about,
oh, $2,000 stimulus check.
That's cool.
But why don't you just let them
keep their business open
and prepare so they can keep their business open?
$2,000 check one time ain't shit when you got to pay New York rent.
That's a week max.
That's a great-ass point, bro.
That's a week, and you've been locking them down for months.
Should we coup?
Yeah.
Should we coup but different?
Yeah.
Should we do like a business coup where all of us open up the businesses
at the same time?
That shit is lit.
Every restaurant does it. That shit is lit. They can't shut down every single restaurant. They can't stop us all. What is that? a business coup where all of us open up the businesses at the same time every restaurant
does it that shit is they can't shut down every single restaurant they can't stop us all yeah
yeah where we go one we go all yeah i don't know one of those the point is is like should we do
this should we organize that like fuck storm in the capital just open up the businesses yeah well
there's that one guy got he got uh arrested for that talk about martin luther king yeah but one guy in staten island like opened up his a protest. He got arrested for that. Talk about Martin Luther King, bro.
Yeah.
But one guy in Staten Island opened up his Italian restaurant and got arrested.
Yeah, because there wasn't enough people doing it.
Everybody got to do it.
We got to organize this. Oh, yeah.
That's true.
They can't get all of us.
They can't get a few of us, though.
They can get a few of us.
Some of y'all got to be the front line.
It is what it is.
Some of us got to move to Miami.
So the rest of y'all got to do it.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
We might be the front line of that.
That's all it is. From a distance. You know what I mean We might be the front line of that Uh huh That's all it is From a distance
You know what I mean
We help them from a distance
Yeah
Safe distance
Yeah
Should we just do it
I think we should just bust it open
Fuck it
Everything open
Apparently
I was talking to Emilio
From New York Comedy Club
Emilio told me like
The pool hall association
In New York
I guess there's an association
For pool halls
Cause you need a fucking association for everything.
So stupid.
Why do I need permission
to have a pool table?
A pool table?
Oh shit, did he actually mean the real
pools? Yeah, he might mean a pool.
He might mean actual pools. Like a public swimming pool.
Oh fuck.
I gotta look that up. I thought it was like pools.
Yeah, I think a pool hall is like a public swimming pool. Oh fuck. Well, it doesn that up. I thought it was like pools. Yeah, I think a pool is like a public swimming pool.
Oh, fuck.
Well, it doesn't matter.
They sued the state, and then they got the right to open.
That's what everybody got to do.
Open it up.
They got the money.
They got the money to do it.
Not every mom and pop shop has the money to sue New York State.
How does the pool association have the money?
There's a lot of pools.
Also, in order to have a pool, you got to be pretty wealthy.
Pools are fire. Matter of fact, in Miami, a lot of pools also in order to have a pool you gotta be pretty wealthy pools are fire matter of fact in miami a lot of houses have pools yeah
just lakes everywhere you know lakes everywhere austin got lakes the ground has like austin no
got lakes no austin got lakes it does but it's also a little bit colder no canals no it's like
50 degrees out there bro you're in a parka he's
still trying i don't want to wear a parka i don't want to wear a parka you ain't wearing no parka
i know what a parka was until i'm in new york but that you've never been to austin
austin warmer than dallas that's actually not true i'd made it up i know
hey you want to go to d? Let's go. Houston?
Nah, Houston kind of lit.
Houston wide open.
Houston kind of lit.
I got it.
I got it.
The hardest thing for me, honestly, about leaving New York potentially is I just became
street certified.
I don't know if you know this about me.
I'm certified by these streets, bro.
Really?
What happened?
You didn't see when the New York legends met up in Ridgewood
Oh shit
I wanna hear all about this
Come on
I saw your IG story I know what the fuck was going on though
Can you break down what was going on with this
I was just saying
No big deal I was hanging out with my boy
Call him from Kid Super
He asked me if I'd pull up
Do this little shoot with another New York legend.
You know, I don't know how to pronounce his name just perfectly,
but Fabio Foran.
You know what I mean? Wow.
Movie.
What's up, Taylor?
What's up, Taylor?
Real talk, Taylor.
Come on, Taylor.
Let's go. Bow. Come on, Taylor. Let's go.
Bam.
Movie.
Viral.
I'm out here.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I can't.
Explain what's happening to me.
I didn't even know who the guy was before I did the shoot.
It was just, Colm was like, yo, can you come by and do this thing?
Because they're doing like a digital Paris Fashion Week
because obviously you can't.
And Colm runs this clothing brand,
this fashion brand in Williamsburg.
So some people call him Colm.
His name is spelled C-O-L-M.
Yeah.
So I just call him Colm.
So that's how we're doing it.
But it's probably Colm or some shit.
I think it's Colm.
Whatever, Colm.
You there the whole time just that's my boy
saying his name wrong son i was calling him narwhal in the beginning
so he asked me to come by and do it and i was like all right for sure you know
and uh i guess we do this little scene with me and this guy favio foreign right and um the dude is like like a
new york rapper popping yeah in the streets but like really streets like i've had like people
come by breakfast club and that kind of shit that'll it's like pseudo street this guy came
through and like he's out the sewer bro so his shit was streets bro like he was the sweetest dude but like he had guys around him that were like in the street
watching cars come by every time he came out the little deli we were doing a scene outside of he's
looking over his shoulder like yo yo watch that like it felt as if he was under attack and i'm there like what am i doing here how streets is this i need to get the fuck out
i can't be in this situation you know this guy got dances to to move out the way to bullets
i couldn't do it but bro the guy every time you pop out we do this little scene and he'd be looking
over his shoulder another guy in the street like it was crazy and i kept thinking like is that a way to live life of course not not really on two but i thought
about two ways i wonder if he's like every day is purposeful oh leave each day like it's your last
facts you really gotta do that you know every day you gotta survive like he goes out to
the store he looking over his shoulder eventually that anxiety might build up and like crush you
but in the meantime it's exciting it's like you're a human being in nature you're like what the fuck
someone trying to hunt me is he living weirdly the most natural style life in terms of our biology
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Yeah, you brought a lot of energy in here today.
I know.
I got to get a lot off my chest and then I'm done.
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A lot of interesting energy coming.
I got to get it all out.
Bro, I literally was having the most stressful week of my entire relationship this year. I know I gotta get a lot off my chest and then I'm done. This is the last one. A lot of interesting energy coming out. I gotta get it all out.
Bro, I literally was having the most stressful week of my entire relationship this year.
Oh, shit.
This year?
This two years or whatever.
Okay.
My entire relationship.
I thought you meant in 2021.
I don't know either.
It's been two weeks.
Yeah, I didn't think about that.
I didn't calculate that, bro.
I go off a lunar calendar, Marcus. Yeah.
So, like her fucking period.
No. I go off a lunar calendar. Yeah. So like her fucking period. No, I literally.
Bro, I started bussing fast.
I started bussing fast and I couldn't control my bus.
You're doing the bussing challenge.
I was bussing challenge.
I wasn't doing it, but I was bussing challenge.
Yeah, you were bussingly challenge.
Bussingly challenge, bro. I don't know what happened. I was busted challenged. Yeah, you were bustedly challenged. Bustedly challenged, bro.
I don't know what happened.
She learned a new pussy trick
or some shit like that,
but it was,
I honestly,
I swear to God,
literally,
usually,
when a girl's on top,
that's my domain.
That's my domain.
Hey, enter WWW
and you climb on this dick.
It is my domain. Enter www and you climb on this dick. It is my domain.
You need to get this on the wide web.
I'm a dot com
when I do it.
Bro.
Dot org and this bitch is dot com.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know what was happening.
Usually in that position,
I've already told you,
I'm an on the back guy.
I go on the back.
You're like a flow state.
Them lips getting cracked.
I'm telling you,
bow, movie, virus.
Virus.
Oh my God. bow movie virus so listen streets verify verify from the streets
okay that's usually my shit bro nothing could stop me in that position maybe if it gets real
good feeling good i can do the distraction we go sailing we could go you know neighbor
or across the street something like that wait what baseball looking at neighbors you know what i mean
like across the street or just look look somewhere yeah i don't know what the fuck happened these
last couple weeks bro i lost all lost all control. No control.
I'm telling you, like three or four pumps, I could bust.
I'm telling her to hop off every fucking second.
Whoa.
Bro, I started to feel incredibly insecure, bro.
Really?
Why the insecurity?
Because I'm not able to satisfy my girl.
I was busting too fast, and I don't go around too.
That's a compliment to her, though go around too it's a compliment to her
until it ain't
at first it's a compliment and then the second
it's like kind of a compliment and the third it's like
you better get me off loser
now she
didn't come to me with that energy but
in my mind I'm like yo if I can't
make my girl come like I started feeling insecure
in like other areas of my life and everything
it was crippling and I was like how the fuck do i get around this am i gonna start wearing
condoms again like fuck that like do you know what i mean like i i was like do i have to like
go down and eat her out and like calm down i literally was going crazy did you feel a little
good though like be like a young man like you know nope not even a little son not even at first i was
like oh that's kind of lit but the fact that I had no control of the situation of satisfying my girl.
How many times did you guys try, though, like a day?
I think once.
Yo, Taylor, you're asking disrespectful questions.
How do you end it with a day?
Like, come on, bro.
No, we tried a few times, but not in a day.
But, bro, I was literally going through it.
I was starting to feel, like, super insecure.
Like, it's your job to be able to satisfy your girl because i'll be scary if it just keeps happening
over and over now you don't know shit am i a quick comer now am i ever gonna stop the rest
of my life literally that's what happened that's terrifying yeah and i was a cowboy dog say what
he's a cowboy quick draw bang i am quick quick bang hey you know you're the best cowboy in the
east what is that
song a cowboy's life is a short life or something like that yeah i may have made that up you're in
the wild west i was in the wild west but here's the problem i was panicking on the inside and i
was starting to go like should i jerk off before like going back to like high school techniques
like college techniques to last longer like i was like
should i start using condoms like i'm literally going through it it's so funny like when i'm
satisfying my girl and that's easy there's so much more calm in the rest of my life but the feeling
i'm not now i'm overcompensating and satisfying in other areas right like i think i like cleaned
up after myself at once or something like that like well that's how it is. There's so few obligations that you physically or like literally have to do.
That's how I feel.
So I started thinking about a date.
I was like, maybe I should plan a date or something.
Like I started like thinking about other-
It fucks up the whole dynamic.
Yeah.
Like I just give great dick and I pay for amazing lifestyle.
Yeah.
Make money, give dick.
That's it.
That's great.
But now when it's just oh god it's
terrifying even to think about and literally this morning she's up she's on top right not when i
slow clap in mtc yet but she's on top and i realized she's kind of riding a little high
she's a little high in a saddle okay i'm like wait a minute she She a little high in the saddle
And I'm like maybe
Since I got all that sensitivity
Up at the tip of my dangling
It's that extra pressure
From being high in the saddle
Is like rubbing it against the walls in some crazy way
So what I do is
I slide her a little deeper in the saddle
Do you know what I mean
Bro Your boy is back Let's go I slide her a little deeper in the saddle. Do you know what I mean?
Bro, your boy is back.
Let's go.
Your boy is back.
So this is just a little message to all y'all out there.
If you are coming mad quick, remember back in the day on Patreon,
I gave the technique and all that kind of shit?
Hey, make sure she sat deep in the saddle, bro.
That position is for us.
Yes. Okay? Deep in the saddle. bro. That position is for us. Yes.
Okay?
Deep in the saddle.
What are you talking?
I'm talking about guts.
You should see her belly button popping out.
Her man's dick is so big she can't even comprehend.
It would just be coming out her fucking mouth.
Like alien?
You weren't doing that before?
Say what?
What?
Yo, it's a lot to handle, yo.
The kid out here. Wait, you were not doing that before?
Son, I don't think you understand.
I have inches of dick.
Your boy got inches of salam.
So what?
What's that like?
So that's a good thing.
So why are you not?
But sometimes it's hard to handle.
You know what I mean?
That's his domain.
Like, why are you acting like it's not his domain?
Yo, when I'm on my back and I'm flat and I'm also slim.
I'm just trying to figure out y'all temples and sex.
I'm a terror.
It's crazy down there.
It's crazy.
Do you know what your temple is?
Are you a fasted?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I used to do that shit.
I used to finger girls mad quick.
But do you have like a wrist?
Remember when we were talking about fingering?
Yo, back in the day, I was so bad at fingering.
And she was like Street Fighter?
Literally.
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
Yeah.
Like mad crazy.
Dude, and why would girls put up with it?
I don't know why.
But I don't, yeah.
What is that?
You just go for it?
Like, I guess no one ever teaches you, right?
Yeah.
I guess we put up when they suck our dicks weird.
Yeah.
I don't, i think only recently
did i start correcting and i don't even correct it's more like positive reinforcement you ever
like reinforce something that isn't even being done yet like you're like yeah yeah when you put
it all in your mouth and they're like i didn't do that no yeah yeah but it's great i was thinking
about it in the future when that would happen.
Yeah.
That would be great, though.
All right.
That's all out of my system.
But God, I cannot tell you.
It's amazing how that one field, I don't know if you guys feel this way,
but that one field of your life can trickle into all these other things.
Yeah.
That's what they say.
If you have a healthy sex life, sex is like 10% of your relationship.
And if you have an unhealthy sex life,
it's 90%.
And that couldn't be,
I mean, it couldn't be said better
because it is so true.
When it's healthy,
you're not even thinking
about anything else,
but both of you guys
are like so happy and satisfied
and you feel like really fortunate.
Like we've had conversations
where it was just like,
you know, it's really,
we're like really lucky
that we enjoy doing this with each other because there's times where you might
click with somebody but like sexually it's whatever do you guys know you guys ever had that
i've heard that before i never i didn't believe it to me it's like just good yeah yeah i don't
know why i looked at mark i looked at outcast and i was like what am i doing i didn't buy that. I was like, if you're emotionally compatible,
it fits, it ships, right?
Yeah, but sometimes it stinks.
And sometimes it's just not long enough.
It's not long enough or fat enough?
Or you know.
Or you know.
It could be not lasting long.
Yeah, I know that.
But Al, does that make sense?
Yeah, absolutely.
Like having that like mutual sexual chemistry,
just they I'm sure have so much anxiety relieved
because I imagine women are going on some level.
They're like, I want to, God forbid,
my boyfriend's not into me sexually.
Like that would crush them.
I imagine their confidence or self-esteem
would be crushed and then also i think a lot of women don't realize like we do care if you are
satisfied especially us yeah like akash says this all the time he's just like yo we're pleasers
naturally like as comedians like so if we're in a situation where we're bombing son that shit
at your favorite club? It's my home club. It's my home club.
I get bomb in my home club.
I might not get ass back. This is gonna be a problem.
I'm gonna have to hit the road.
You show up, someone else is on the line up.
You're like, why are you performing here?
I guess it is a lot of pressure for y'all.
Let's think about it.
Yeah, but y'all don't care.
That's off my chest.
Now we can... I actually am think about it Yeah but y'all don't care Alright that's off my chest Now we can
I actually am curious about that though from a female perspective
Why do women put up with bad
Cause they love you first
Gay
Losers
Stupid
For instance my first
Boyfriend he was not
Good at sex
Small cock?
He was my first, though.
Small cock?
Yeah.
He had the small cock.
Johnny Small Cock.
He had that SC.
He had that South Carolina.
Uh-huh.
What?
The small cock.
He had the small cock.
Oh!
The South Carolina small cock.
It wasn't what I call average.
What do you call average?
So it was average.
You got to average on like a Hulk when she's angry scale.
Yo, your average is stupid.
It is.
It's stupid.
If Taylor wants to measure her dick, she brings out a yardstick.
Stop.
I'm just saying, though.
But actually, I think that's... You wear that shit like plus tracks? though. I forgot about that.
But actually, I think that...
I think there is something to it, though,
where guys will learn shit from porn
and think that that's normal.
Yeah.
But I always assumed only guys did that.
It's amazing how you unlearn that
when you're with a girl for a while.
You unlearn how normal that is.
I was fucking back in the day
when it was just your boy out here in these streets yeah street certified you know girls was down there like
viral
but yeah and then and then it stops but you were saying but i'm wondering if guys do that but i
never thought oh shit girls probably do the same thing girls probably watch porn and then think oh
yeah when i get jackhammer fingered that's all that's what's supposed to happen so so i've always
thought and i'm sure this is not a unique thought but that like um because porn is for men that when
women watch porn they're probably not watching, one,
the same type of porn we're watching.
That's not true.
And I've also heard that a lot of women
watch girl-on-girl porn.
That's not true either.
Because that is actually made for women.
Like, the woman's pleasure is first,
because obviously a woman is being pleasured.
That's the consumer, too.
And that is it.
For women by women.
Exactly.
Yes. The fooboo of porn. But yeah, you might not do that, and that is it for women by women exactly yes
the fooboo
of porn
but yeah
you might not do that
but I did hear that
I've heard that with girls
that they're into girl on girl
and I make sense
because
guy on girl is not made for you
it's made for this guy
to whack off to
and he's fucking
in the way that he is
why don't we like
guy on guy porn
say again
why don't we like
guy on guy porn then
if girls like girl on girl porn he just again? Why don't we like Guy on Guy porn then? Hey, what? If girls like girl on girl porn.
He just asked too many questions.
Yeah.
But I wonder about this theory though.
No, we might like Guy on Guy porn.
But I've heard this before.
In college.
No, we might.
In college, every girl's like, yeah, I watch lesbian porn.
That's why you guys see two dudes just on each other like.
Because I've heard this theory.
Definitely a virus.
Definitely a virus.
But I've heard this theory like in college all these girls like
yeah i watch lesbian porn blah blah like that's the only porn i watch but then i'm like if you
can just watch that because it's like oh yeah female pleasure whatever in my brain i'm like
yeah it checks out but equally we would probably like gay porn so maybe we would we just haven't
we haven't watched it have y'all watched any gay porn not intentionally i will say this when i see when i see guys kissing that shit is gross yes yeah
so judging by just that part of the porn i'd be like no i'm not into this i don't think if they
get to dick sucking you know you know yeah mean? Yeah. Fucking mustache rubbing up against
the top of a dick, bro.
That's a little serious.
That's my point.
It's gross to us.
Guys know how to suck dick, though.
I've watched gay porn.
Okay, all right.
Whoa, Taylor.
What do you mean
you've watched gay porn?
I'll be better at that, too.
Come on, Taylor.
Guys, you better
at sucking dick than you.
We're taking every job
you guys have.
That is fucking disrespectful.
Do you think the first guy chef was treated like the first WNBA player?
You know what I mean?
Because dudes didn't cook until like, what, like 20 years or something?
Yeah, we come a long way very quickly as cooks.
And then now the whole chef channel, or like Ninja's Chef or whatever that shit is.
Ninja's Chef?
What is it called?
Top Chef.
Chopped? Yeah. Top Chef, yeah. Chopped, I think is shit is. Ninja Chef? What is it called? Top Chef? Chopped?
Yeah.
Top Chef, yeah.
Chopped, I think is the show.
Top Chef.
Yeah.
And isn't there a Ninja one?
Or are the guys just Japanese?
It might just be
Jiro jeans with sushi or something.
I think that might be
what they're thinking.
Chef's table is all dudes, right?
Chef's table is all dudes.
Where are these female chefs at?
I don't know.
That's fucked up.
They don't even come out of the kitchen.
You know why it's fucked up? This is why it's fucked up They don't even Come out of the kitchen You know why it's fucked up
This is why it's fucked up
Because
The show
Adds commerce
Into it
All these people
Well not the ones
That are on like
The trial show
But the actual
Like official chefs
Are not only graded
By their food
They're graded by
How well they can market
And sell their food
You know what I'm saying
Like
The best surfer
Might not be the one Who even competes Just like the best cook food. You know what I'm saying? Like, the best surfer might not be the one
who even competes.
Just like the best cook
might be,
you know,
your aunt,
you said,
is an amazing cook.
Yeah.
She might be nicer
than some restaurateur.
Yeah.
She might not,
but obviously.
Yeah.
So maybe that's it.
Maybe women are like,
yo,
I just bust it down
in the kitchen
is light work for me.
But I don't need to have
a whole restaurant and shit.
Ah,
that's a good point.
That's what my mom does.
What do you,
what do you mean?
She doesn't have a mom busted down in the kitchen.
Wow.
I love him.
Oh,
okay.
What are,
what are you guys thinking,
man?
What's going on?
What have you been thinking about?
Inauguration. Have you been thinking about football football what do you want to touch on because football love football
i'm gonna talk football did you watch this week i did i know this is rare but i did as sweet as
you okay i did because i knew we were gonna talk yeah okay take take me through sunday sunday was
the better day sunday was pretty exciting sunday was lit
let's just do sunday so you had the chiefs and you had the browns playing the browns won their first
road playoff game in legit like 50 years yeah last week yeah this year they're going up against
patrick mahomes so this week patrick mahomes you think he's gonna fucking dominate he gets hurt
pretty early hurts his big toe yeah yeah like they said turf toe or some weird
thing where you like stub your toe have you guys seen that and you can i don't know what the injury
was i haven't seen the dot but you you can see he like normally he's the perfect quarterback yeah
he's mobile fucking rocket arm all this but you see him like hobbling around just trying to make
it work and then in the third quarter he gets taken down i've watched his replay a few times
you said the football hits him in the head?
Son, this is the softest concussion I've ever seen in my life.
The guy breathed on him.
The guy went like this.
And he just started wobbling.
I mean, it was unbelievable.
You thought that that was a hard hit?
I've had three concussions.
Every single one harder than that.
Sure, just three?
Maybe more.
I've had three diagnosed concussions.
Confirmed.
Okay, okay.
I had boxing.
Forget it.
I thought he just landed weird. I didn't think it had boxing. Forget it. I thought he just landed weird.
I didn't think it was a hard concussion.
I just thought he landed weird because he's already running weird.
I don't know why you're having him run on third and one when he fucked up his toe.
Like, your big toe?
You can't do shit without a big toe.
Yeah.
And you're having him run on third and one?
Then he gets taken down by, like, his neck head first, and then he just gets up and he's just wobbling.
And then the Michael Jordan of football, he's just gone. This guy guy's perfect why are they making him run anyway that's what i'm saying
he's too valuable right yeah if he's already hurt he can run if he's healthy yeah he's hurt but it
should be a last option don't don't yeah yeah fuck that protect him and then he goes out and
then that shit turned into a game real quick the browns would have won if they didn't get they got
one call where they got fucked out of a touchdown yeah and like the guy was diving for the end zone the receiver i think
higgins is his name and then a safety for the chiefs knocks the ball out of his hands it's like
the one yard line it comes out of his hands but then it goes out of bounds in the end zone and
the way football is set up for some reason instead of getting the ball at like the one
or whatever that means you turned it over and now it's the other team's ball at the 20-yard line.
So they lost what should have been a touchdown
because the guy that knocked the ball out
committed a penalty.
But that kind of rule makes sense
just because what if you're on the 10-yard line,
you're about to get tackled
and you just shovel past the ball.
So the rule in the NFL is you can't move forward.
If you fumble the ball forward
and it goes out of bounds,
you get the ball where you fumbled. You can't be rewarded for fumbling. That's what they say.
Even though it happened in the end zone? So if the end zone, the end zone, now it's the other
team's ball. But like if I'm at the 50 yard line, I fumble and it goes out of bounds at the 40 yard
line. Yeah. We don't get the ball at the 40. We keep the ball at the 50. Yeah. Yeah. Because you
just, you're not supposed to get more yards for fumbling the ball. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So it's
protecting against that.
So it protects against that.
But then at that point, just keep it at the one.
That's it.
Out of bounds, out of your hands at the one.
Keep it at the one.
Or maybe move them back to the 20 if you want to really penalize them.
That's what Bill Cowher was saying.
Like, that's a strong penalty, 20 yards.
I'm sorry.
I don't understand what happened in that play.
So if I'm on offense and you're on defense.
Go over the play one more time for me.
Baker Mayfield throws it to his receiver.
His name is Higgins. Yeah, Higgins catches it where?
Catches it like the four or five yard line.
Five yard line. Of the Chiefs. Yes.
Turns around, dives and stretches his arm
out to try to cross the end zone. Yes.
Chiefs safety hits him
helmet to helmet. Yes. Should have been a penalty.
Ball flies out of his hands. He fumbles
it. Flies out of his hands at the
one yard line. Goes into the Chiefs end zone and then out of bounds., he fumbles it, flies out of his hands at the one-yard line, goes into the Chiefs end zone, and then out of bounds.
Ah, so this just unfortunately...
The worst way it could have happened.
But here's the thing.
If he fumbles the ball on that one-yard line,
and the rule is there's no forward progress after a fumble,
then shouldn't it just be the one?
Just put it at the one.
There's so many arbitrary rules in football.
So stupid.
Like there was this one,
like you know how you have to do a football move
after you catch the ball?
Yeah.
I forget if it was in this game.
Ah, that's so,
oh yeah, this is so unfortunate.
And that's the difference.
It's the end of the half,
so it's either 16 to 10,
if the Browns score,
and instead the Chiefs end up scoring a field goal,
so it goes 19 to 3. So that's a big, like if you're up if the Browns score, and instead the Chiefs end up scoring a field goal, so it goes 19 to 3.
So that's a big, like, if you're up against the Chiefs.
And then they ended up losing by five points or four points.
They lost by, like, unmarging that the touchdown would have won the game.
Yeah.
So that fucked them.
Yeah, yeah.
It's unfortunate.
And Baker had a chance.
That's the thing.
I don't think he's getting any.
He played well, but he had a chance. At the end on the end on the last drive yeah yeah and he couldn't come through and
i do i like baker but i think overall he played well on the rest of the team like his running
back dropped like three passes nick chubb yeah but chubb ran his ass off ran his ass off yeah
yeah but it was just like they blew a lot of opportunities you always feel bad for cleveland
but what sucks is the fucking jordan of the football is gone right now.
This guy is like, he's...
So what is the protocol?
Now does he have to take next week off?
I think he should.
I mean, they're going to try to make him play.
See, that's where concussions get tricky, right?
Apparently, when your brain is that sensitive after a concussion
is when the most damage can happen.
Yes.
So if he gets lit up again, like you've seen oftentimes with boxers, they get dropped once
and they go down really quick the second time.
Right?
It's like they're already, and it's because their brain is already wobbled.
Yeah.
So if you-
You have to sit a week for a concussion.
I think that should just be the fucking standard rule.
I don't care how unfortunate it is.
That's what, yo.
They say if you get knocked unconscious, it could take months for your head to recover i'm fine with sitting out a month like
this is your brain this is the biggest problem the nfl has is giving everybody brain damage yeah
if it's a concussion just sit what was ballsy though and what i like one takeaway i always look
at like the takeaway from a game there were multiple times where the browns could have like
punted or kicked a field goal on fourth down and they went for it yeah converted all of them and that's how they almost won
and then the chiefs on the last drive with a backup quarterback yeah it's fourth and one
chad henney he was a quarterback for michigan like 15 years ago like when i was in college
old washed never good fourth and one and they could easily punt the ball and try to make the
browns score and it's good like the browns going to have to go a long way to score.
They don't have a lot of time.
Or they could go for it right now.
And if they convert, they win.
Game is over.
Yeah.
And you run the ball.
Yeah.
And you run the ball.
Fourth and one with your backup quarterback who just threw an interception in the end zone.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
That's what people aren't considering.
Yeah, he did that.
He busted off that like 15-yard run. 16-yard run on third and 20 or something like that. Huge, yes. You run the... That's what people aren't considering. Yeah, he did that. He busted off that 15-yard run.
16-yard run on third and 20 or something like that.
Huge.
Yeah.
But he threw an interception the last time he passed the ball before that.
Yeah.
Horrible interception.
Bad.
But I just love, let's go for it.
Let's win this game right now.
Yeah.
And then the ballsy call from their coordinator, Eric Biennemi, was, fuck running.
We're going to pass it.
We're going to fake the run, and then we're going to pass it.
And then they get the fourth down, and that's how they win what's uh what's the old steelers coach named cower
bill cower it was funny bill cower afterwards when they're asking about that play he goes
i'm not gonna lie i would have ran that ball
i'm not bad he goes all the credit to uh what's his face andy reed all the credit to andy reed
for making that is a ballsy if a ball play. It shows that you have a lot of confidence
in your players, and your players love
that, and they play for you because of that.
But I'm running that ball. With a backup
QB. If it's Patrick
Mahomes, who gives a fuck? Let him do
whatever he wants. Yeah, yeah. And it's not like
that's an easy, like, it was what, like a three-yard
out or something like that? Yeah, quick pass.
But that's not the easiest play.
No. Because if somebody jumps that, it's to the house. Gone. Yeah. And then you lost. And then you lost. The game, like but that's not the easiest play no because if somebody jumps that it's to the house gone yeah and then you lost and then you again like that's it we're
gonna take this shot it's like taking a three when you're down one almost yeah at the end of the game
fuck it so kansas city wins they should have just curious if you guys are pat mahomes this is
playoffs you have a chance for a chip yeah i'm playing you're playing i mean he tried to play
at when he was wobbling like he got up he clearly was concussed he could barely stand but he was
like no i'm good i'm good i'm good he didn't know where the fuck he was but like knowing what we
know now about cte if i'm the coach shit like you're thinking about your if i'm andy here's
the thing when you normally you're like trying to not get fired if you're coach or gm when you
would want a super bowl for a city that never won a Super Bowl, you're good for at least five years.
And if I have potentially the greatest player ever, we're always a title threat.
There's never a year you can count us out.
I'm not even thinking from a coaching perspective.
I'm thinking from a player perspective.
Oh, he's going to want to play, and he's not going to get to.
That's if I'm the chief.
I don't give a fuck.
I expect to be here every year.
This is the new Brady and Belichick to me.
They can be here every year.
You're not playing, because I'm thinking about next year and the year after.
So for the rest of the playoffs, you said them?
Because even if they win this week, maybe Super Bowl because then that's two.
There's another week break.
Yeah, so that's like three weeks off, and maybe you can bring them back.
That's, to me, reasonable.
So who are they playing?
They're playing the Bills, who are good.
And the Bills are good.
Yeah, and Lamar kind of choked.
Yeah, we should talk about that he's not
yeah but it's
it is interesting
now the Bills have a real
fucking chance
yeah I think the Bills
are gonna go to the Super Bowl
which is
it's crazy
and they deserve it
yeah
those are the best fans in sports
it's gonna be so great
if they go to the Super Bowl
gonna be lit
unbelievable dude
oh shit
where's the Super Bowl
Tampa
Tampa bro
Raymond James baby
we might have to be in Miami might have to go an hour away Unbelievable, dude. Oh, shit. Where's the Super Bowl? Tampa? Tampa, bro. Raymond James, baby.
We might have to be in Miami.
Might have to go. An hour away from Florida.
We're throwing Akash through a picnic table.
No question.
Akash can't joke slam.
Did you see that they started donating to Lamar's charity?
No.
You haven't heard about this?
So this is like he went down with an injury, Lamar, right?
Yeah.
He got hit kind of
hard but whatever he just went out for a little bit and then all of a sudden bills fans started
donating to his favorite charity and they donated like 150 000 that's great or like maybe it was
even 300 by now or something if you remain in buffalo you got character you're not you're a
loyal person yes no human being should live there. Is it loyalty? It is desperation.
What?
Don't you stay in the trailer park?
Bro, I'm trying to spin it, Mark.
You bring a lot of facts into this.
Son, if you took the bills out of Buffalo,
I wonder how much longer Buffalo would exist.
That is like the one brief.
Exist?
Exist.
I think people might just move out.
Yeah, there's nothing holding you there.
That is the, well, maybe there's a,
what are they, the Sabres or something like that?
Isn't there a hockey team?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The hockey team maybe they care about a little bit too.
I'm just saying there's like one thing that's holding the community together.
I mean, the fact that they let them have people in the stands.
New York is shut down.
Yeah.
For live events.
And they petitioned to let people in the stands because that's how great they are at being fans.
Yeah.
100%.
They don't give a fuck about COVID.
So like low-key-
They're barely alive anyway.
Wait, what?
They're barely alive anyway.
They're going to figure it out.
They're like every comorbidity.
Right?
They're just fat.
They're diabetic.
Vitamin D deficient as fuck.
Super vitamin D deficient.
But they're out there, man.
I mean, it's just, I don't know.
I would love to see them go to a Super Bowl.
I bet they don't even need to win.
They're so used to losing Super Bowls.
Oh, they lost four in a row.
Like when we were growing up, that was amazing.
Yeah.
To see them lose four in a row.
And I think the fourth, they were like up by like 20 or something like that in the first half.
Yeah.
Do you remember that?
No, the fourth, they were up like on the Cowboys, 13 to six, I think.
Okay.
And then the Cowboys were 24 straight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I remember the first half going, yo, it might fucking happen.
I was like, yo, this might be the year that we finally lose
and they finally win.
God, what was the D lineman's name?
Bruce Smith.
Bruce Smith.
And their running back was?
Thurman Thomas.
Thurman Thomas.
Yeah.
Beasts all around.
And Kelly.
Jim Kelly was the quarterback, right?
Thurman Thomas, I don't think ever really ran well in the Super Bowl.
And I think he kind of like.
He fumbled in that 13-6 game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he had a big fumble. I think he kind of choked. fumbled in that 13-6 game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he had a big fumble.
I think he kind of choked,
and that's why I worry about Lamar Jackson.
I worry.
It's a different position,
but he's heading down the same path.
Oh, like I can't do it in the playoffs.
I picked him to win the Super Bowl this whole year.
I thought they were going to do it,
and this guy, here's what's interesting.
You remember I talked about how Baker Mayfield
made $150 million last week with his win?
Lamar Jackson is up for that same extension.
You're going to pay him at least $40 million a year.
That's what Deshaun got paid.
That's where it starts for Lamar Jackson if you extend him.
If you're a Ravens coach or GM, I mean, do you extend him?
Because this three years in a row, he shit the bed in the playoffs.
What do you think it is?
I don't know.
I thought he just needed to keep learning the position and he would be fine.
That's why I picked him this year.
First year, he's a rookie.
He got thrown in the fire or whatever.
Second year, okay, bad game.
It happens.
I thought this year he'd be good,
but he threw the pick that lost the game.
Yeah.
You know, what's interesting is like,
I mean, football is a very fast sport defensively
when you watch it regular season,
but there's something about playoff football.
It's just different.
Yeah.
It feels like every single play, your entire season is on the line yeah and i guess in a way it is but it's not exactly but like the intensity of which you see a defensive player meet the ball
just the speed like you'll see wide receivers that look open that fast it's unbelievable they say if you're in like a lot
of quarterbacks who are good in college aren't good in the pros because in college you see a
guy open and then you throw the ball yeah in the pros you just have to know he's gonna get open
he's covered he looks covered all the time there was a play uh in the saints game last night when
you i think you're thinking of the kamara yeah right where drew breeze throws the ball before alvin kamara is even
looking yeah alvin turns around i guess what he thought i guess there's some of these plays where
like the receiver has to judge the defense yeah and then basically they both have to guess at
which point the ball will be thrown yes right so it's like here's this zone right you have the ability
to extend your route yeah or to do like some sort of like button hook or something like that if you
think that the gap exists there yeah and like you just have to know that the receiver is going to do
the right thing that's why the interception we'll get back to that play in a second but that's why
i think interceptions are in on in some, unfair to quarterbacks. Because sometimes they're committed by the receiver.
Yes.
But the average viewer doesn't know that.
We don't know.
The receiver didn't run his route the right way or whatever.
And a lot of times, commentators who are quarterbacks will be like, this one is on the receiver.
On the receiver.
Receiver didn't run his route sharply enough or whatever.
Like, they talk about good route runners, and I never knew what that meant.
But there's so much fucking precision required in running from point A to point b whatever it is if you don't do it exactly right
yep it's you fuck now is the coverage trying to read that like yo i'm gonna jump in front because
i know his route is gonna try to be this yes it's a chess match all the time and that's where
mahomes is also so good he will like if he's thrown to his left he'll look right all the way
until right before he throws and then he'll just look because if you're the quarterback or safety
or whatever you're like oh he's going right he's throws, and then you'll just look. Because if you're the quarterback or safety or whatever, you're like, oh, he's going right.
He's going right.
Last split second, he just knows.
That good a vision.
So what happened with that Kamara play, right?
Yeah.
Basically, yeah.
So what happens?
So you have Kamara breaks.
He's the running back, and he goes out.
And he didn't break deep, like, quick, like sharply enough.
Like, he kind of broke, like, kind of like weak break.
And then Drew Brees just threw it to the spot.
So he threw it to where Kamara was supposed to go.
That was on Kamara.
Yeah.
It's a lot.
And then you feel bad for a guy like that.
Yeah, and that's Brees' last game.
He's done.
He's retiring on that.
Brady is probably the goat now, though, right?
I mean, he's the goat.
But I mean, Belichick versus Brady, it's like...
I don't even think...
Dude, this is weird, but like... Now Belichick has to prove his greatness yeah oh yeah you know like before this
they're both great if they both have like mediocre seasons they're both great they need each other
everything's fine if tom sucks in tampa bay and belichick does well tom is a system quarterback
now tom is the goat yeah undeniable goat and belichick gotta prove why every situation
he's been on without tom brady he is a losing record yeah the burden of proofs on him well he
was 11 and 5 one year when brady went down still didn't make the play overall record okay overall
record without tom brady yeah he is a losing record you gotta do it he's gotta rebuild otherwise
they're fucked.
And his legacy is fucked. And he's old.
And he's been coaching a while. Long time.
Like, how long do you think it is before
he goes, let me hang this shit
up. If he doesn't win another
Super Bowl
without Tom Brady. Oh, it's done.
I don't know if you consider
him the greatest coach of all time. Well, what's also
interesting is you're gonna see Mahomes and Reed
start to come for that spot.
Like they're the new Belichick and Brady,
where you're looking at them every year like,
oh, these guys could do it every year.
If Mahomes doesn't get hurt yesterday,
I think they beat the Bills and they probably beat the Packers.
That's just what I think would happen.
So you think the Packers take out Tampa Bay?
I think.
I would love to see Tom go to the Super Bowl,
but I think the Green Bay just looks so good yeah they do look out of control you know one last
point about baltimore though that could be a perfect segue into another sports topic we didn't
touch on brian my boy brian said oh well he said i think lamar is james harden oh why is that first
of all they play the game like nobody we've really seen before, like at this level. But there's just a GOAT that's always there, that's going to be in the way,
which for Harden is Curry, for Lamar is Mahomes,
and also in big games they just don't seem to show up.
It just seems like they're so good in the regular season.
People are defending Lamar because I guess a lot is asked of him.
They don't have good receivers.
You're an MVP.
I can't hold you to the standard of even Dak Prescott, who's good good but not an mvp yeah you are a fucking mvp that's
a game changer you are the player in the league that changes everything i don't care if it's 10
to 3 and you don't have good receivers and you throw the pick six yeah and now 17-3 that's on
you yeah and that's against tennessee he didn't do well last year in the playoffs his first playoff
game he played badly.
It's his first game, but if it don't figure out real quick,
you're just James Harden to me.
You're not poisonous.
You seem like everybody loves you.
You know what's interesting, though,
about especially what happened yesterday in the Tampa Bay game?
We're going to give Tom all this credit for winning the game,
but his defense kind of won that game, right?
He bailed him
out he had like 190 yards yeah and he had a horrible first half yeah started to kind of
like string it together a little bit maybe towards the end of the first and then the second the
defense is good though they're like yeah maybe the best in the league they're good yeah yeah but
still he struggled in the first half and that's where i worry i'd love to see him beat the pack
yeah i would just love to see tom Brady go to the fucking Super Bowl.
It'd be so lit.
And Gronk is non-existent.
Yeah, he's old, man.
Is that it?
I think a year off, too, in football
is different than a year off in any other sport.
Yeah, you were saying that on another episode.
I think so.
Yeah, he doesn't look the same.
He doesn't.
I mean, they were going to,
what's the other guy,
what other tight end they have?
Brate or Cameron Brate, I think,
something like that.
Yeah, Brate, is it?
Other white boy,
big white boy,
and like,
he was getting way more touches.
I'm sure there's much more attention
put on Gronkowski.
He's good though.
He's good.
But he is good.
Yeah.
But Gronkowski,
it seems like his role now
is to block,
and apparently he's very good at that.
He's still a red zone threat
because he's just huge.
Right.
But he went at him a couple times
where it was like,
okay,
one was on Tom,
the other looked like the speed
kind of wasn't there. Yeah, he could have caught's not it's not there antonio brown still looks pretty
good but not antonio brown injured did you see something get hurt he did pull up and is he going
to be out i it's monday so they're not going to say but like if he's out that's big because he
was starting to kind of round in the form still not the same guy but starting to kind of round
in the form football is just different i think taking a year off in such a physical fast pace constantly evolving game yeah
i don't often see people come back from a year off and act like nothing happened it happens but
it's rare yeah it's rare all right um you were you brought a pardon yeah i think this harden situation is absolutely genius for the nets oh brilliant i
think it's so brilliant i think that harden doesn't want to be a one he doesn't want to be
the number one guy that's true he doesn't want to be that alpha and i kind of noticed this when i
would watch like all-star games and i'd see him kind of like take that beta role to, you know, LeBron or KD or the other guys that were out there.
He kind of like remove himself, even like Giannis, you know.
And I was like, OK, he doesn't really want it, want it.
But when he's on his team where he has to, he'll go out and do it.
But that's not the role he really relishes.
that's not the role he really relishes.
The fact that he's on a team where he gets to be a number two,
a comfy number two,
and where he gets to delegate responsibilities to guys who can actually score a KD can actually do it himself if he needs great situation.
But the reason why it's brilliant is,
is because Kyrie has to play now.
Explain.
Kyrie has to play now.
Explain.
If KD and Harden can do it without Kyrie.
Then Kyrie is useless.
You're useless.
Now you have to play to be part of this.
If you continue the shenanigans, you're not needed.
You get waived.
You get traded.
You could, you could, maybe they can make an argument to the league that like you're violating your contract they can figure
something out but you are not needed now so in order to be part of this you better play ball
before they needed Kyrie to go deep in the playoffs now they don't need Kyrie to go deep
in the playoffs that's a good point it's a brilliant chess move that's a good point how do
you make Kyrie commit make him useless here's where I worry about it yeah I
think you're right for Harden Durant give give him the ball in the big moments that's such a
fucking burden off of Harden I don't think he wants it I think he wants to go party Durant's
gonna play ball Kyrie though is not gonna be comfortable as a number three I don't think
he's not gonna but it's the only way to get him to commit. And the only way to remove his leverage over the organization is to just remove his power.
And his power is you need him to win.
Now you don't need him to win.
You can go into the playoffs in pretty deep with Harden and KD.
You add Kyrie, now we're at the championship.
I think they're better without him.
I've never been a Kyrie guy.
No, but now that they lost their bench, they need him.
Oh, that's right, because they just sent motherfuckers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They have no bench.
I mean, nobody would trade for him, right?
Because if you could trade him for role players,
I would do that shit so fast.
In a heartbeat.
So fast.
Because Harden and KD is a crazy squad.
Son of a...
Pretty impressive, though.
First game, triple dog.
Did you see Harden's before and after pictures?
Yeah, that was a little, like, I think it was altered a little bit.
Yeah, I think they're just taking it.
There's no way you can lose that much weight.
Yeah, you're taking the fattest looking shot of him.
Alex is really sensitive about Harden, by the way.
Why, why?
Fuck you, Mark.
Because we were in the elevator.
I'm sitting there with Dove Alex, and Dove just looks at him and goes,
Alex, you kind of look like James Harden, you know?
Literally the week before, James Harden had all those pictures of him super fat.
Looking fat is funny.
Oh, that's disrespectful, Doug.
And Doug didn't even mean it.
That's the best part.
He meant it as like a compliment.
Yeah, he was like, yeah, you look like an NBA player.
And they don't look anything alike.
Y'all look nothing alike.
Son, beard, that's it.
You're not even in the same shape.
So my question is, what's it going to take for you to be a Nets fan. That's it. That's it. You're not even in the same shape. So my question is,
what's it going to take
for you to be a Nets fan?
That's what I was wondering.
Nothing.
Bro, why not?
What do you need to lose?
No.
But you already jumped,
you already dropped the Knicks.
Yeah.
Cheer no gear.
Oh, you're a Heat fan?
No, I go cheer.
Hey, that's not a bad idea.
I go cheer no gear.
What does that mean meaning like i will
cheer for the nets i'll watch the games but i won't ever buy any merch or anything like that
or paraphernalia i've been doing that with the cowboys for three years it does nothing
really it's useless it's no no no meaning like like you're still a cowboys fan yeah but you you
root for another team and they're no i just don. I'm not buying anything. I'm not going to your games. No, what I'm saying is I will root for the Nets.
Really?
Yeah, like I want them to win.
I think it's cool.
It's good for the city.
It'd be great to have, you know, winning basketball in the city.
You're right there, yo.
But I can't put the hat on, bro.
You're right there, yo.
You're wearing the colors.
Oh, we live in Brooklyn now.
Son, I live in Miami.
It's still early enough for me to bandwagon.
I'm team New York.
New York all day, baby. Yeah, you grew up in Brooklyn. I still early enough for me to bandwagon. I'm team New York. New York all day, baby.
Yeah, you grew up in Brooklyn.
I mean, it is stupid to have this loyalty to a team.
Yeah, fuck that.
Fuck that.
Yeah, how did you learn my loyalty?
You could be loyal to New York.
You're a New Yorker.
You really want to make the Knicks better?
You abandon them.
Be a Nets fan.
Whoa, that's heavy.
That's heavy, bro.
Nah, bro.
Three years.
If the Knicks don't get together, you're good.
You never seen EG, bro?
You've seen other people.
I'm that easy.
You know what I mean?
I'm that easy.
Let's go.
Yeah, you can steal me.
Buy some of them season tickets, eh?
Let's go.
For what?
We can't even watch a fucking game, bro.
Now you can get them probably real cheap.
That's a good point, bro.
Always looking for the deal, bro.
That is some Brooklyn shit, though.
When they finally have the squad everyone wants to see, you can't go to games. We won't even be able to see it, bro. Always looking for the deal, bro. That is some Brooklyn shit, though, that when they finally have the squad, everyone wants
to see.
You can't go to games.
We won't even be able to see it, bro.
That shit sucks.
Dude, they would be selling out, man.
Imagine there was no corner right now.
That's what I'm saying.
Get in now.
Because aren't you locked in at a price?
He's right.
He's right.
I don't know if you're locked in at a price, but you're locked into first option.
So basically, if you're a season ticket holder,
not only do you get the playoff tickets,
the first option,
but every year they call you like,
would you like to re-up your seats?
Would you like to do that?
So we could essentially
get in there.
Carl Lentz was my hookup,
but I don't know
if that's going to happen anymore.
You wild boys.
He might get me
front row to Mecca.
But no, he used to be my Netsup man fuck come on tickets they got that muslim
coach they just hired robert sala son yo the jets bro we gotta talk about robbie's joke bro
robbie son slovic did he send you the joke robbie slovic is one of the writers on um
sheltz saves america uh the greatest comedy special to ever hit netflix
in netflix's history okay beautifully directed unbelievably directed okay uh now robbie i gotta
get this this robbie texts us a joke okay he sends it to the group. Yeah. Mark, do we have it? God damn it. Now, set up what happened.
So the New York Jets hired the San Francisco 49ers defensive coordinator.
He's a good coordinator.
His name is Robert Sala.
Black, but also the first Muslim NFL head coach in history.
Yeah, so he's coaching for the New York Jets, right?
And Robbie just texts us immediately after the news breaks.
He goes,
hope it goes better than the last time Muslims teamed up with Jets in New York.
So good.
Wow.
So good.
That's good.
So good.
That's good.
Fire.
That is an amazing joke, bro.
Fire.
And he said, he's like, no no i got a new podcast coming out in a
month i'm gonna drop it there i'm like robbie what are you doing bro i literally was so angry
that he didn't tweet it i texted him this morning i said have you said the joke on any twitter
you know i was like can i tell people the joke on the podcast today he's like yeah fine you can do
it but that's a good fucking joke right and
then we went on this like long we basically got right back into the writer's room we're like how
can you say this without getting in trouble like could you get away with that joke i think that's
okay right maybe a little backlash i think you're fine that's clever i think enough time has
gone by and it's clever enough yeah that's a good joke you could literally what i was saying
people would get offended but more people would be like that shit is good i was saying the other
options you could do is like have the information and then quote tweet the tweet that says first
muslim head joke and you could literally just write muslims period jets period new york period
the joke writes itself.
Like if you really wanted to remove yourself from any kind of co-sign or whatever.
No, but his joke is too good.
It's so good, though.
How do you not let that go?
So good.
Come on, Robbie.
Pussy.
Light that shit up, Robbie.
What you got to lose, Robbie?
You were behind the camera this special.
Come on. Come on, Robbie. You were behind the camera this special. Come on.
Come on, Robbie.
Get it out there.
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Actually, after the show.
Now, let's get back to that.
This is my prediction for the inauguration.
Absolutely nothing is going to happen.
I agree.
Nothing.
Okay?
Why do you say that?
Those motherfuckers not doing shit.
You think they're hyping it up?
They hyping it up.
They not doing shit.
They got out their system. They said they found someone that, like, don't think that's true. They ain not doing shit. You think they're hyping it up? They hyping it up. They not doing shit. They got out their system.
They said they found someone that like.
They ain't doing shit.
Nothing gonna happen.
Might be one or two people, but they'll get caught.
Nothing gonna happen.
Nobody's getting storms.
They got the whole army in D.C.
They don't want to smoke.
They do not want to smoke.
Nah, bro.
25,000 National Guard.
Nothing happening.
That's crazy.
Just the amount of military that they have in D.C,000 National Guard? Nothing's happening. That's crazy, just the amount of
military that they have in D.C.
It's sad that we need that. And why they got pictures of them sleeping?
Why are they sleeping so much?
All of them are sleeping all at the same time. They don't got shit to do.
Well, take a picture standing up and then go to sleep.
Exactly. Where's the PR from the
army? That's how you get invaded when it looks
like you're just sleeping the whole time.
That's why they broke into the Capitol in the first place.
The fucking security guards probably sleep. Thathuh that's true they post pictures of
them sleeping bro trojan horse bro did you see the footage that the i think the new yorker put
out they had a journalist that went in to all the like into the chamber and like all the shit
while the while the siege like the storm in the capital wherever like it was happening
and they filmed that shit in the new york post bro no they parted in new yorker that shit was so funny bro if you go in with them you're part of it that's
i'll say i'm a journalist that's what i'm saying they stopped me but go on it's just so funny like
he's filming all these people they're like going through like the binders on the desk and they're
like yeah i think this is like this is what ted cruz wants us to do they're like saying shit like
that they're like going through they're like yeah like this is what trump wants like they're like
having like a little like chit-chats
with each other. What the fuck do they know about binders,
bro? What the fuck do they know about the information
in there? Bro, literally, they open up
one and they're like, look, Ted Cruz is going to sell us out the whole
time. And then they go, oh, no, no, he was opposed
to the bill. And they go, oh, yeah, he's still with us.
He's still with us.
These people are sad.
It's just random dudes talking shit.
I feel bad, bro. That's why, also, what are they going to do with the inauguration?
What are they going to prove?
What's the point of them proving?
I don't know.
None of this shit makes any sense to me.
These are losers.
They need something to do, bro.
It's the Chris Rock joke, too.
You never have a black vice president.
You know what I mean?
If you shoot him, you're just going to have the black president.
You shoot Biden, now you got your fucking worst nightmares president.
The most liberal black female. Fuck out of here. had the black president you shoot biden now you got your fucking worst nightmares president the
most liberal black female oh you think biden just did that for protection yeah that's smart move
right absolutely i'm gonna pick who they hate more than me because when obama first got elected i
thought he was getting murked immediately right i was scared when he was giving a speech i was like
he said it he said it like he was up there for like 45 minutes beautiful stuttering and shit like hurry up
Like five-year-old foreign
five-year-old foreign bro like god bless america that's why i had to look around he out there like five-year-old come on bro no that was that was terrifying you just had a little plexiglass
stopping him uh-huh i do think that this plays well for for biden though okay because i think
that it'll be a lot smaller because like they have like the wall built to like around the
inaugural thing but like they built the whole wall around the inauguration,
where they do it,
at the Capitol.
Okay.
And they're doing,
it's a smaller thing.
The attendance is super limited.
Why don't they just do it inside?
It's cold.
Why do they got bands?
They always do it outside.
Why do they got bands?
Why do they got bands?
They only got music.
People are performing?
Yeah.
Yeah, J-Lo's pulling up.
Performing what?
Lady Gaga's pulling up.
Demi Lovato, right?
Why are they singing?
Why do we care?
It's just what happens
It's history
It's a change of a person
Nah bro
Lock it up
Get back to Corona
Is history with Trump
It ain't history with Biden
Lifetime politician
Old white dude
Ain't no history
Yeah it should be one handshake
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Cut out the fucking musical performance
They gotta treat it like a Craigslist deal
That's what they gotta do
That's it
Go to a lip parking lot
Go to Starbucks
Shake hands
Alright you got it
This is a PS5
This is a 700
Done
See you later
We don't need Demi Lovato
Singing a fucking song
About how she used to be skinny
Oh my god
Okay
No
Why are we having this
This is so stupid
J-Lo is going to dance?
Yeah, I don't mind that.
I mean, actually, if it was a present.
She's 50 years old.
If they do Super Bowl 2.0, if they run that shit back.
Wait, what?
If they do the Super Bowl.
She can't even bring her ass out to save her life.
No, no, I'm okay with that.
If it was a present that you actually wanted, would you be like, yes, bring out all this?
No.
No.
I don't care.
Stop paying these people with our money
let's go
we gotta go
we got shit to do
it's a virus
it's a pandemic
in the middle of a pandemic
we're gonna have a fucking
what is it called
Oscars
no
what is it called
Golden Globes
we're gonna do the Grammys
for the inauguration
I'm not watching Joe Biden
sniff J-Lo's wig
you know what I mean
I don't wanna deal with that
that'd be pretty sick
but in all seriousness
what are we doing out here
you can't celebrate
when there's shit to do.
Right?
As far as I'm concerned,
if I see a politician
celebrating anything,
you need to get a shot.
Come on, son.
Yo.
I'm sorry it's your birthday.
You need to get a shot
at a vaccine.
You need to get a shot
at a vaccine, guys.
Because you're getting older
every year on your birthday.
It's your birthday.
Vaccines are very important.
Don't celebrate your birthday and get the vaccine. No, you don't need to get shot, but you're getting older every year on your birthday. It's your birthday. Vaccines are very important. Don't celebrate your birthday.
Get the vaccine.
No, you don't need to get shot, but you need to be put in prison or something like that.
You need to be like, why are you celebrating?
Do something.
Isn't it their job to do shit?
You got a job to do, bro.
Unbelievable.
There ain't no celebrating.
You just got here.
Unbelievable.
I'm celebrating you got here?
No, you've been here.
It wasn't even that big of a move.
And we got to watch Biden stumble through all the fucking vows and shit
Nah they gotta have him doped up bro
He could kill that shit
You think so?
Yeah like he fucking ran out last time when he won the election
He broke his foot
The guy's gonna hobble out to the damn podium
I think Bobby when he talks he's just squinting all the time
Like you can't see that
You gotta cataract yo
Yeah
It is a little bothersome
Oh gosh you think Kamala's gonna hit that hold on one conversation at a time what is it
nah i think kamala's racist alex is being racist towards indians how's that racist
andrew can you be funny and racist please please? How is that racist? What is Kamala going to do? At the thing?
Yeah. Can you do her a little? If I know
Indian women, probably
be a
pain in the ass to jump on.
How long have we got to
be here for this? What's going
on? Why is it all about you?
I like the color of his house.
Why?
It's so boring.
The floors No in all seriousness
This whole thing is absolutely ridiculous
Let's go
Power switched over
Done
Especially because
Trump's not even going to be there
He can't even do half the inauguration shit
Wait why?
Was Trump supposed to hand him the
I think they do a handshake
The first lady comes through.
They dap it up.
They dap it up real quick.
They do the peaceful transition.
They go, yo, keep moving.
Yo, that guy's a pussy, bro.
He's a fucking loser.
Trump is pussy, bro.
What do you think he's doing on inauguration?
If you're Trump, what do you do on inauguration day?
He can't even tweet, dog.
He's going to be going crazy.
Because normally he just tweets when he's upset.
Gets it all out.
Now he can't do nothing.
He's just beating the shit out of Barron or something.
He could be on parlor with nobody watching.
Just smacking Baron around way up here.
We'll get eight feet tall.
If you want to try to find a way
to make a statement
during the inauguration.
If I was Trump, I would make all the attention
on me. I have something to say.
Oh, steal the attention.
But how?
I would do his own inauguration.
Oh, that's...
I'm talking about a coup.
I think I'm talking about a coup. Yeah, I think you're saying a coup.
So he's going to re-inaugurate himself.
Yo, that's actually not a bad move.
That's hilarious.
I'm here for four more years. That's what he should do.
Yeah, at Mar-a-Lago.
But who's going to air it? CNN probably
is fucking...
Haven't they lacked news stuff since Trump?
Yeah, that's what they will never acknowledge.
They got this guy elected just as much as anybody else.
Oh my God.
Because they need him.
It drives me crazy.
They need him.
They love when he goes crazy.
It drives me absolutely crazy
that they could take a moral,
what is it called?
The moral high ground?
They could take a moral high ground
after the presidency is over, like Twitter
banning him and all these other like alt-right supremacist groups.
It's like you built them, you fucking bitch.
Yeah, bitch.
Jack Dorsey, you built these up.
You profited off of it.
You let him tweet on it every single day.
And now when it's a problem, you go, oh, we need to fix this.
You knew it was going to be a problem you saw people tweeting about it you know every single tweet when somebody
tweets something a little too fucked up don't they block it they block my stand-up videos when
i make a joke if i was some all right dude on twitter i'd be so insecure if i didn't get blocked
yeah so you weren't trying hard yeah exactly there's gotta be one that's like what the fuck
i was doing every day fucking clan hood hoods. That's how I feel
I heard they would brag about that shit more. They'll be like yo, I had 20 pages blocked
That's the teardrop
one little Twitter bird
But yeah, it's just like all these guys that are so baked into it
It's just you're so fucking corny to me when Trump was running
He was a joke and then he kept getting more and more coverage because cnn and all these other news outlets would say every crazy thing he said
they'd give it all the coverage in the world and that's how he reached people bro during his rallies
they would just air them they would just air an hour-long rally it's just like ratings so you fed
it that's it you fed your own beast and now you can't control now they're like oh this is dangerous
you knew it was dangerous you knew you knew every single thing oh and you know what they're gonna
come for next i bet you they start coming for podcasts well that's the dumb
part is that you're like oh this podcaster oh they had ben shapiro on their podcast it's like
you had trump and whoever else that you hate on cnn non-stop you were filming him for hours just
not even with backlash or counterpoints just filming him you're talking about you're talking
about the uh news organizations that are calling
out podcasters yeah exactly so okay let's talk about this in two in two different worlds right
one we'll talk about the news organizations calling them out in the hypocrisy there and
then we'll also talk about big tech potentially censoring podcasts for misinformation let's first
call out the news organizations because exactly what you said is true yeah it's bullshit it's like
you showed up to his rallies with a
camera it has a direct feed to your news network yeah and now all of a sudden you're saying we need
to silence him because his rhetoric is dangerous the rhetoric the rhetoric that you sold advertising
on you fucking bitch yeah and on a podcast you can go you can go back and forth like i think
trump on a podcast if i mean if you believe that trump's rhetoric is dangerous i think trump on a podcast, you can go back and forth. I think Trump on a podcast, if you believe that Trump's rhetoric is dangerous,
I think Trump on a podcast is the best way to have him.
Because you can challenge him, have counterpoints, interview.
His interviews with people that pushed him were the best interviews.
But just putting him at a rally with all these people cheering him on,
if you're an undecided voter, you're like, oh, people seem to like this guy.
Every interview where he had that was unfiltered exposed the con.
Right.
And you got tons of news coverage on it afterwards where people said, see, this is what we've been pointing out.
Right.
100%.
When you just expose him in his vacuum, speaking to the people that support everything in that vacuum.
Thousands of people in a field cheering him on.
You make him look like a fucking deity.
Yep.
You are responsible for this.
The ball's on them.
And if you're a borderline Trump supporter
and you see all these other people supporting him,
how much easier is it to go to that side?
I'm not alone.
I'm not a freak if I like Trump.
This guy's popular.
He must be saying something that's got truth to it.
Yeah, they build the cult of personality.
They definitely help build it, without a doubt, right?
And then they have the, I think that's the thing,
is the gall to come back and say that podcasts and people that are willing to have on controversial figures.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Are they calling out the people they're competing with now?
Yeah.
Oh!
I missed this.
What podcast are they calling out?
Yeah, set this up.
So, I mean, they do this all the time
but like this is a uh i think actually uh the rising we're talking about i think sega was
talking about it but basically the ap put out some article suggesting that podcast ap is the
associated press yeah just for anybody listening yeah so basically it is a news network that's
supposedly unbiased and it just gives you the news yeah right and they put out ap is actually
pretty reasonable i've known pretty they're normally good and i think the headline was a
little bit more salacious than the actual like body of the article but basically what the headline
was is that they were suggesting that these people were getting censored and banned off of platforms
but they're still able to use podcast portals as a way to reach their audience and they're talking
about like uh what they would call quote- unquote, radical alt-right conservative like commentators.
And they say these people are dangerous and they have dangerous rhetoric that causes spreading misinformation.
Yeah. Misinformation. Misinformation is key because that's what you can use as a reason, a rationale for blackballing someone or removing someone from a platform.
Right. So, yeah, they get banned off Twitter, but they're able to then just have a podcast and use some RSS
feed and then push their podcast out.
And for our safety, we need to silence those
voices. Now these things are very different than having a
Twitter and a Facebook and a podcast because
you're not interacting directly with your podcast
host.
Like on Twitter, you can galvanize
and organize people and say
and communicate and say, this is where we're going to meet.
Facebook is incredibly effective for this as this well create these groups and share information
podcast is literally an album you're listening to it for two hours live shows at the podcast
say again you can do podcast live shows you can communicate to people but they can't communicate
back to you and to each other right and i think that's where there is a little bit of a discrepancy
and where things a little safer but continue so. So the article is like, I think there were some people that were like,
quote unquote, legitimate, dangerous forces that were like calling to kill people.
And then we're using podcasts as a avenue to do it. And so in like, this is the tricky part with
any type of censorship is that in the reasonable cases, it seems like a good idea. But then the
question is, where does it stop and who controls where the line is drawn yeah and no one has an answer to that which is why people get
anxious but like if you're like oh should we stop child predators from having podcasts to talk to
each other everyone's like yeah of course should we stop people that are trying to kill politicians
blah blah yeah probably should we should and then you hear a conversation that we have on here and
they go oh technically politicians should get shot in the head and then all of a sudden yeah they're calling for their fans to to murder politicians yeah and now they have the right to
potentially wipe us off yeah it's it sucks this is the overcorrection that often happens when
there's any censorship yeah but i do think podcasts will be the next thing that they come for
and it's absolute bullshit and the fact that news organizations that have propped these
motherfuckers that they say they hate up
and made so much money off them.
Like we're talking about, nobody's made more
money than CNN off of Trump.
Nobody. Fox News included.
I don't think Fox, because I think
what often happens is, you make
more money when the opposition is
in office. Fox News made more money when they were in office.
Best ratings of all time.
They would have even better ratings i imagine if you think people hate watching yes no no wait because
you want to watch to shit on so when the person is in power you're watching to shit on so cnn's
killing it because the person in power is not aligned with their politics so you're shitting
on that person and they're giving you reasons why you hate them. Hey, feed me more reasons
why they're stupid.
Feed me more reasons.
I don't like this guy.
Tell me why.
That's essentially what those
new orders are.
They're just stewing on your loss
for four years.
But they're both making tons of money.
And Fox is just stewing on
liberals' response to the loss.
Exactly.
So it's like,
oh, AOC said this thing,
blah, blah, blah,
and then they just galvanize
the people around them.
They create their villains
and then they just sell
their bullshit to them.
But couldn't an out-for for any podcaster just be like,
oh, anything I say on here is in fact,
it's just my opinion and you're just safe.
So you could do the Bill O'Reilly excuse
and the Hannity excuse,
which is we're just entertainers.
We're not a news organization,
even though Fox's slogan is literally the truth.
Yeah, real news.
Something crazy like that.
No spin zone.
Exactly.
And then their pussy asses, once they were were called out started just calling themselves entertainers now we're entertainers
no but you know we've we've never claimed to be anything else right it's comedy podcast
you know what is a sports podcast you couldn't even be consistent with that
but the point is but the point, it's absolutely hypocritical
for these motherfuckers to make all this money
and start silencing people.
And maybe the reason they're silencing them...
You heard me start to glizzy up?
You had an Obama moment.
I might have had one. I had an Obama moment.
It was your fault.
You sound like Patrick Mahomes right now.
But it's just so fucking infuriating, man.
You are silencing your competition.
You're taking advantage of a moment to silence your competition.
That's what I see.
They see the podcast have way more influence than these news organizations.
And they see that so many more people are listening to maybe right wing
conservative podcast.
What's the guy's name?
Uh,
car,
uh,
Steven Crowder,
Crowder,
Crowder,
way more people are probably watching him than are watching some fledgling CNN show.
I think during election night, his live stream-
Was watched more than CNN's?
I think it was competitive.
I think it was CNN, another one, and then his.
His was the third.
Steven Crowder, he's a Republican news commentator.
But there are some that are pretty-
There's one called The Daily Shoah, which is Holocaust.
Shoah means Holocaust, So The Daily Holocaust.
Whoa.
There's no doubt that there's super fucked up ones that we can get out of here.
There's no question.
So that's where it gets tricky.
Okay, that seems reasonable to me that you would get rid of a podcast called The Daily Holocaust.
Yes.
But then where's the line?
If you're going to get rid of those, how do you know when the end is?
What I'm saying is I think that these organizations are going to use this as an excuse to wipe out some competition.
That's fair.
And it sucks, man.
Yeah.
It really sucks because nobody's calling out the fact that they made billions of dollars off of this guy that they supposedly hate.
Like when they were racking in those billions of dollars, they weren't that fucked up.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I thought Facebook was like a piece of shit platform't that fucked up you know what i'm saying like i thought facebook was
like a piece of shit platform super fucked up and then mark showed me this uh analytics of how much
money we make a month and now i think it's a reasonable you know social media platform
right that the world needs yeah it's very important and mark zuckerberg's doing an
absolutely fantastic job with he's doing the god yeah God's work. He's literally doing God's work.
So if he needs to go fucking scuba diving or surfing in Hawaii and use tons of SPF on his face,
do whatever you need to do as long as those fucking checks keep coming in.
Thank you so much.
That's the beauty of not being a news network.
Yeah.
All right, step it up, Twitter.
I don't make any money off of you.
At least you're honest.
If CNN was like, hey, man, we made a lot of money with this guy.
I don't mind if he gets four more years.
Yeah.
Bet.
I would love that.
Bet.
Isn't it refreshing when these motherfuckers just tell you the truth?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
None of them are honest.
You know what the actual endgame is.
Yeah.
Yeah, the W-no.
It's just, I don't know.
Maybe I just see fraudulence in someone and I know it's just i don't know maybe i just see like fraudulence yeah in someone and i know
it's there yeah and it just drives me fucking crazy when they won't admit it like you ever know
like you ever catch someone in a lie and you're just like motherfucker yeah just tell me the truth
it's up it's yeah the gig what it's called the jig is up yeah it's i get it i see it and if you
told me the truth i wouldn't even be that mad. But now you're insulting my intelligence by trying to continue to lie to me.
That's when I'm upset.
I think I'm back to shooting him, bro.
I think I'm back.
I think I might be back.
I don't know.
Maybe it's a hard job.
Maybe.
Maybe it's a hard job being a politician.
I don't see it as being that hard.
It's hard.
Is it?
You need no skills to do it. I don't see it as being that hard. It's hard. Is it? You need no skills to do it.
I don't believe it.
You're representing.
AOC was making margaritas.
I know, but you're representing a bunch of people.
You've got to please everybody and try to keep your job at the same time.
It's like you can never do the right thing.
I would never do it because I don't think that that's how you actually make change.
I think you make actual change way more effective when you can affect culture itself, not through legislation.
No, you could affect change with legislation.
Yeah, but I think you first need to get the people on your side, and then you get legislation.
You're more disruptive outside the system, and then the system responds.
MLK, perfect example.
Exactly.
But then he didn't make any change until he started working within the system.
Right, but he changed the culture enough for the people to want it.
You look at a book like Uncle Tom's Cabin.
Harriet Beecher Stowe wrote this really graphic novel
about slavery.
And before that, up in the North,
people had this kind of idyllic look about slavery.
They're like, oh, it's not that bad.
It's just like, yeah, they're working together
and everything's kind of cool.
Isn't it nice?
You get to work and have a place to live and eat and then she's writing this art that's not about them
getting like whipped and bleeding and families torn apart and people are like yo what the fuck
is going on and you really see that people in like the abolitionist movement at that time start to
get galvanized yeah so it's like i want to do that stuff gotcha gotcha i hear what you and then you
make the legislation that we disrupted into place you could get all the credit
if you want as like a senator for making the legislation
I don't give a fuck but you do what I do
you know what I'm saying you do what we
create you're not gonna
impose on us cause every time they
impose shit on us without us
wanting it we reject
that's why they gotta trick us into all these wars
and shit like every single war you gotta
trick us into you know what I'm saying
you saw Vice
how can they trick us into going to Iraq
how can they trick us into going to Vietnam
how can they trick us into going to World War II
you gotta get us on board
with whatever policy you wanna change
yeah the Vietnam rationale was just so
fucking weird
if they become communist that'll start a domino
effect and then everybody
will become communist and dominoes is fun bro you never you never played super fun great game
i heard domino effect i'm like that sounds like a great time we go to miami yeah we playing domino
cigars or fedora you know i mean yeah it's gonna be sick i can't wait that doesn't all anyway
any other takeaways with that with what's what's essentially happening
yeah i mean it's just it's exactly what you were saying it's just gonna be tricky when Anyway, any other takeaways with that, with what's what's essentially happening?
Yeah, I mean, it's just it's exactly what you were saying is just going to be tricky when like obviously the bad things should go.
The good things should stay like the whole fucking rest of the world's in the middle. You know, I mean, like the hard conversations about like life that are like insensitive, but are like intellectual conversations like should they get banned
should they not i don't think so hopefully the technocratic demigods that run our world will
see the way you see well here's the thing here's the thing if we're talking about the technocratic
demigods i don't know if we spoke about this fucking tech lords that run all these motherfuckers
you know zuckerberg all these guys
so this is an interesting thing that's happening in the world and i don't know if we've spoken
about it on this podcast maybe we've spoken on patreon but like america okay so you heard about
like jack ma right yes and the billionaire jack ma is the richest guy in china i think we maybe
spoke about a little bit right um and how he was just ghosted for like two months
yeah right apparently he's still alive but i don't know if motherfuckers really heard from him like
that but they basically removed him from his seat at alibaba which is like the biggest it's like uh
amazon there we spoke about this with the drop shipping and everything like that but china is
going through the same thing america's going through only they're reacting to it as a totalitarian
regime would react they're going
yo you're not gonna have more control than us we're the government and america is reacting to
it the way america would act but oh i'm sorry big business do as you wish yeah oh you guys want to
cancel people off your platforms even though it might technically be a violation of free speech
or whatever by all means you know what i'm saying? Don't get me wrong.
I'm cool with motherfuckers getting taken off these platforms
that are just absolute assholes.
I don't need a daily Holocaust show.
That being said, some people might fight for free speech.
Yeah.
You agree that there should be some,
or you believe there should be some limitations?
Yeah, I just think it's tough
because you have to look at each situation as each situation.
Imagine being the guy who's like, I want to talk about how the Holocaust didn't exist every day.
Free speech.
Yeah.
What an asshole.
Yeah.
Like you are ruining it for everybody.
Yeah.
It's just also mad boring.
Like find a new topic.
What is this?
How many times can you say this didn't happen?
Every day.
Come on, bro.
Every day is a lot.
Isn't there a metaphor for this?
There's a metaphor for this there's a
metaphor for this like uh when people take advantage of the situation it's like it's like
your parents go okay you don't have a curfew and then you like every night stay out till 4 a.m
yeah your parents like why are you making me impose laws yes yes why are you making now i
gotta impose laws on the whole family because you need to take advantage of the freedom that I gave you.
Yeah, Mark.
That's a lot of point I need to make.
That's about that honeymoon.
I know.
No, but y'all know what I'm saying, right?
Like, how do we articulate that feeling?
Is this?
Yeah, it's like a free ridership.
Like everyone else has to,
you basically make the rule.
You break the not real rule to then make the rule. Now you're forcing you basically make the rule you break the not real rule
to then make the rule
you're forcing me to make the rule
there should be no law against rape
you know what I mean
you just shouldn't rape
everyone should just know you shouldn't do that
but then enough people are doing it like god damn it
we gotta make this a fucking law
that's crazy
100% you should just not fuck young girls yeah then
they make it a law and now some people out here at high school is just lurking around and we're
like are we are we saying we gotta literally make a rule that says you're not allowed to sleep with
these girls you're gonna make us do this yeah that's who you are that's the daily show that's
these other fucking pot you're the people the reason why we have don't rape people awesome yeah same thing we don't need these things
we don't need don't murder yeah we don't need it yeah because none of us are gonna walk around
murdering we're gonna walk around going motherfucker i will kill you if i wasn't crazy
if i was crazy yeah yeah because there's like reasonable voices on the left and right that are trying to have discussion.
But if you are having a discussion that people see is potentially dangerous, then you get got.
And you know what's unfortunate?
Is that like the left and right will never be able to see each other for who they really are and how they really feel as long as those extremes exist.
Yeah.
And we spoke about it in Shoals Saves Americaica right the the opposition will always paint right yep the other
side as their worst case scenario yes right so like to the average republican the average left
wing person is bernie sanders yeah they're not just a little bit left of center. They're AOC.
Yeah.
Even the extreme case of socialist is a communist.
I mean, like this guy wants to take away your freedom. They want to make us the USSR.
They want to line it up for bread.
Like, yeah.
And the opposite.
Right.
So like to the average, like left wing person.
You can't just be a Trump supporter because you don't like high taxes.
That's it.
You have to be a racist.
You are a racist if you support Trump in any way, shape or form. And it's like, I don't think that's it you have to be a racist you are a you are racist if you support trump in
any way shape or form and it's like i don't think that's necessarily true no i mean you don't care
about minorities not enough to pay that much in taxes that's that's all it is and if you knew as
few if you knew as few minorities as i know and made as much money as i did you will see where
i'm coming from you know it's mad funny because just today the guy from florida um he said uh mark
what's that no i think scott something scott rick scott yeah rick scott yeah skeletor skeletor
he said um because they're talking about like a bailout for the cities like a 340 million or
billion dollar bailout so some of these cities can get some money in america and he's like why
should florida bail out new york like we don't have anything to do with y'all he's right and it's reasonable
right like now don't get me wrong if some country invades florida you're gonna want new york to
bail out florida exactly right bro who's gonna invade florida bro who can touch florida come on
cubans been invaded in florida for a long time come on in bro y'all are really you've got a
policy you're
like just get here yeah if you can't beat us join us that's what they say you know just get on how
different is the the policy uh for cubans versus mexicans that is hilarious yeah i don't know why
mexicans are like trying to jump just pretend to be cuban literally they're not gonna know the
difference yeah literally pull up get okay yeah get a fucking
cuban shirt or something is that cubans just need to put a foot on the dry land and they are american
mexicans that's true need to live here legally for 30 years yeah just show up and they go are
you mexican go no i'm cuban i lost my id i just got here through mexico i'm cuban i got here
through mexico no you're not well how would you know anything about cuban do you know what i mean No, I'm Cuban. I lost my ID. I just got here through Mexico. I'm Cuban. I got here through Mexico.
No, you're not.
Well, how would you know anything about Cuban?
Do you know what I mean?
What, are you a traitor?
Are you hanging out in Cuba?
You're not even allowed to go there.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Use the racism to your advantage.
Dumb ass Mexicans.
Y'all could have been coming here so easily.
Yeah.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
People are mistaking you guys for different, you know, Hispanic all the time.
Like, just use that to be, you know.
That's where pride kills you, bro. Hispanics proud yeah coming here with a mexican flag around your shoulders
cut that shit out bro you are cuban a big-ass cigar i wonder if that's the plan for some of
them they're like i'm gonna go there i'm gonna pretend to be cuban i'm cuban i'm cuban they
show up like you cuban like mexican fuck i had this whole plan viva la mexico that's hilarious like you just at the immigration place and like
in the background they just started putting on a canelo fight and you're
like well what's happening over there i didn't realize canelo was fighting
today bro that's the trick that they sit you down they start playing mariachi
and all of a sudden you start dancing you're like oh god
yeah that's how they get you.
Alright. Okay. Well, look.
We have a very special guest. Yeah, we do.
So I think we got to break down for...
Not break down, but like stop down for a second.
And then bring in our illustrious guest. It's been a
long time since she's been on the podcast.
But we need to have
her on for a couple reasons. One, because we
miss her. But two, because Alex and her have a
very special announcement. So make sure you guys stay tuned and we'll be back right after.
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Now let's get back to the show.
And we're back.
Like I said, big news, special guests, but big news, okay?
Very big news in the podcast world. It looks like
all those podcast
studios out
there in the world are about
to go out of business.
Okay? Wait, can I show something first?
What? Can I show something
first? Oh, if you want to. Yeah, I want
to show you something first. Oh. Motherfucker, act like
I don't know how to hype shit.
Shut your mouth and then let me hype
shit like I do. I'm good at this hype shit.
Okay? Street certified.
Street certified. Are you trying to interrupt?
Can I build up some shit first?
No, you don't like this.
Keep building. No, no, but I build up to this.
You know what
this is? I assume it's a
highlight reel of what it is.
Oh, shit. Did you guys do a sketch
oh god here we go all right here we go i'm so underwhelmed already no fuck you
new york city august 8th 2020
son we're not doing nothing.
This COVID shit is crazy.
People got Amazon stores, eBay stores.
What the fuck we got going on?
We're doing stuff.
Like what?
I just joined the Black Effect Network, right?
Like, I mean, you're a director on Netflix.
Wheezy.
No one reads the credits.
No one.
Oh, my God. Oh my god! We're gonna be broke! Dude, oh my god, I'm gonna, I'm not
gonna be able to shop at Whole Foods anymore. We're gonna be fucked. I'm fucked. I'm gonna have to do my own nails.
This is bad. I can't no more Uber. I'm gonna have to fucking ride the bus. Don't even look at me like
that, because you know what? You, you're gonna have to drive a Honda.
Yeah, you like your Tesla?
Well, you're fucked, because it's not just me,
this is fucked, we're fucked.
I'm gonna have to clean my own house.
I'm gonna have to move to Jersey.
No, no, I don't have to move to Jersey.
We'll just become roommates.
Bop, bop, bop.
We're about to level up, hold up.
No.
Uber.
No.
I mean, I know how to drive men away, but I don't want to drive people around.
Uber Eats.
No.
The only thing I'm going to deliver to get eaten is my ass.
What about flat tummy tea?
Might be a little too late for that.
Dude.
I got it. OnlyFans! Might be a little too late for that. Fuck. Dude.
I got it.
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God, I've been waiting for this moment!
Okay, so I'm thinking that we'll do like a nice zoomed in shot of my... Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I got the visuals.
You just be a horribly good actress.
Okay!
Like that.
Fuck yes.
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Hey.
Okay. Y'all should have let me
write that man
that's a long
ass how long was that shit bro
it was two minutes and it took
it took a long time shout out to Ed
it did take a long time you got that shit right
yo
hey fuck yo
we done rose Allen up For his acting
Back in the day
With the fashion videos
And he thought
He could still act
I thought
He did a really good acting job
Because we never get to see
Alex talk
Or see him in action
You know
It's always behind the screen
On purpose
We see him every single day
Who
We got him a camera
We got a whole camera back there
Listen
I don't know what y'all be doing
I promise everybody at home watching,
the studio's way better than that.
In all seriousness,
in all seriousness,
I like the fact that you guys went for it.
That was fire.
But more importantly,
I like the fact that you guys are doing this business.
Thank you.
Such a great idea.
I think it's awesome.
Everything okay?
Yeah, I just want to center one of the camps.
Which camp? Akash and Wheezy's okay the point is i thought it was absolutely awesome idea i love that you guys went all for it yeah i mean um i'm upset al that he
that he was cheaping out on us and the shit that we need in our studio how he cheap out on y'all
he did i don't see our little teleprompter shit like that. You got a teleprompter. But nah, we got an iPad.
The glitches.
During the Netflix special, it was glitching.
And you had a whole studio you was setting up.
You could have taught us how to do it.
Oh, no, no, no.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your influence on Alex, he be talking to me crazy now.
I'm like, this is that Andrew shit.
That's how you get shit done.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Clean this.
Do this.
I don't need you to do anything.
Just fucking clean.
Yo, also, what the fuck does she do, yo? What do you mean? You don't need you to do anything just fucking clean also what the fuck does she do yo
what do you mean
you don't need her for this
you can do this
oh shit
you want to make hype videos
this is how we gonna make hype videos
I thought you got better now that we got Taylor in here
what the fuck the question is
what the fuck is Weezy doing on the media
Alex trained me on the media.
You know how to do all that shit?
I'm like Eden now.
You ain't finna be here for much longer.
Sorry, Eden.
You got this, yo.
You got this, Eden.
Nah, y'all don't want to see it.
We're very proud of you, bro.
We're very proud of you, bro.
No, Alex trained me.
So you know how to run it and shit?
Yeah, so I know how to run the sound boards record people when they come in and engineer their audio yeah whoa
so i know it's that easy bro i didn't know it was that easy to run all this shit this whole time i
was thinking it was difficult because they didn't train me who said that it's not easy she still got
some lessons to go so she can she run it by herself damn i mean we gonna keep learning
yeah but he gotta keep a job too you can't explain how replaceable he is yeah that's true Can she run it by herself? Can we sell the shit? Damn. I mean, we gonna keep learning. Yo, edit this shit out. Don't let niggas take it.
Yeah, but he gotta keep a job, too.
You can't explain how replaceable he is.
Yeah, that's true.
You're really shitting on his whole career.
I mean, no, no.
He said it's easy.
You're learning this shit from August 8th to now?
I passed the bat in Alex does the edits.
I smell a breakup.
I smell a breakup.
We already had our first fight, yo.
What happened? What was the first fight about? That'd already had our first fight, yo. What happened?
What was the first fight about?
That'd be first?
What do you mean?
What happened first?
You telling us we don't need a telephone number for a fucking business.
You don't.
I agree with that.
Thank you.
Who's calling?
What's the number of Shell Studios?
What's the number of Shell Studios?
People aren't booking time at your studio.
That's my point.
That's fucking right.
So we're a business where people would need to call.
What if someone's out? Look, anyway. People have questions about the business. They right. So we're a business where people need to call. What if someone's out? Look,
anyway. People have questions about the business. They gotta
call. Nah, actually, you gotta call. Nah,
DM me.
She's actually right. Nah, she's right.
The business is about a fucking phone number.
Are we flip-flopping? We flip-flopping.
You can't have a business without a phone number.
That's actually really stupid. Who's picking it up?
We're gonna have it on the computer.
Have a Google number, dude. You fucking retards.
Son, alright, You gonna check the messages
You got the time to do that shit
You are getting fucked bro
You don't see what's happening right now
I know what's happening right now
I was on a ladder
You know what
Half a wheezy is getting over on you
Half a wheezy is getting over on you You picked the half Half a wheezy is getting over on you right Half a wheezy getting over on you. You picked the half.
Half a wheezy
getting over on you
right now.
Be careful, Al.
I got to thank you.
Don't put this on me.
This is all you.
Don't put this on me.
I was thinking about
doing a studio
and you were like,
I think something like this,
it would benefit you
to get a partner,
a business partner
to help you out.
What did I say?
That, exactly.
I was probably
suggesting me.
So I thank you. This is part of your doing can we say how how it happened how i found out about this this is the funniest thing in the world how i thought you said this is the funniest thing in
the fucking world right so we're planning to go uh to you know florida maybe for a few months right
or texas that was our texas right that was our first so we plan to go florida tex maybe for a few months, right? Or Texas. That was our first flight. Or Texas, right? That was our first flight. So we plan to go to Florida,
Texas for a few months,
right?
I don't know that this motherfucker
had been building his goddamn studio
for the last few months.
I thought he's working like us on Netflix,
but apparently he got free time.
Okay?
Maybe he didn't have Corona at all,
yo.
I got to check to see if we still got
all that equipment.
that's the reason we didn't start.
I got to check to see if we got all our cameras.
This is the all last month.
So,
no,
no,
I don't bust a pulse.
But, so I'm like, yo, this is what we're going to do. We got to, it but uh so i'm like yo this is what we're gonna
do we gotta you know get the fuck up out of here if we can you know we're very blessed to be able
to do something like that very blessed so because i'm blessed less um so so i come out like yo we're
gonna go to miami we're gonna go down there for a couple months so al is not as enthusiastic as i
would think right most of al's
wardrobe is for miami right now has three outfits for new york he's been wearing the same three
outfits the last friend you do love a button up but when we go down south oh my god yo linen sets
it on fire the linen is the button downs all different colors it's miraculous would be out
taco taco me that's your puerto rican shit he's true puerto rican thirst trap ig photos would be out. Taco meat. Taco meat. That's your Puerto Rican shit. He's true Puerto Rican. His thirst trap IG photos
would be just fire, fire, fire.
I think he's going crazy,
but it wasn't the level of enthusiasm
I was expecting.
I couldn't understand it either.
Something was off, right?
I come in,
it's after a weekend,
I come in,
Al and Mark are a little subdued.
I'm like,
what's going on?
Mark gets to move close
to where he's from.
He should be talking about
how amazing Florida is.
I'm stoked.
What's going on?
Al says to me, he goes, yo, you know what?
It's kind of tough.
This whole Florida.
Maybe we should go down for two weeks.
I go, what do you mean maybe we should go down for two weeks?
He said we, which was not a we thing.
No, it was a we thing.
Yeah, Mark and I were talking.
Oh, yeah, he brought Mark into it.
And he goes, it's so expensive to do this whole move.
And then he goes, maybe we should do it for two weeks
or something like that.
Just check it out. See if we like it. And like it and i'm like that don't even add up the expensive part
is moving down you mitigate that cost by staying longer if anything we should stay longer and he's
like no no i don't know about that i'm like yo decisions made yo we're moving somewhere okay i
can't eat in the cold no more i gotta take a shit let's go do the podcast i go take a shit like a minute later
out comes running into the bathroom yo no can we talk yeah i'm like yeah and that's the best time
actually to talk that's how you get he makes it sound like that's crazy to do that's super normal
to do that might be super he takes long shit you like company when you shit besides i don't mind
it i don't mind he's in a great mood normally and he's in a good mood i'm in a better mood
and he can't move so al Al is scrambling, right?
And I know when Al's scrambling,
when he does some shit that I don't know about
because he always blames me, right?
When Al does some shit that I don't know about.
I need to know.
That's my new partner.
Oh, yeah, he'll do it with you, too.
I know when Al's on his little adorable manipulative shit.
It's the cutest shit in the world.
It's so cute.
Like, it'll be like this.
He'll tell me some shit that's going to disrupt things.
It'll be like this.
He hit me with this.
He be like, yo, Schultz, you know how you was telling me I got to start my own thing?
And the funny thing is, he thinks I don't know what he's doing.
Like, every single time is the same shit.
So I'm like, all right, Al.
You were sitting there like, man, I did tell you that.
You know you were telling me to take a vacation.
You know you were telling me to take a vacation
you know what I'm saying
literally I was like
yo you know
you were telling me
I gotta start my own shit
I never said that once
we building something
we got plenty of work over here
yeah
you never said
he said build my shit
yeah
build my shit
this is what we gotta do
me me me
okay
so he goes
yeah so I'm really like
that shit really motivated me
and like changed my life trajectory
he's really leaning into this shit
like it's some fucking Tony Robbins.
Whatever they're called.
You look under the stall,
he's just walking on coals or some shit.
You're like, whoa.
Exactly.
He's like, yo, so we did it.
We went out, we built this podcast studio.
We're going to do it.
I'm like, all right.
That's dope.
Cool.
We still moving to Miami.
It is what it is. These decisions have been made have been made baby well maybe you should have called maybe you should we should have gotten a fight when i was
taking a shit why what happened what fight y'all get into so mine i thought you know how to use the
equipment not until y'all started moving i was like oh we're gonna like what was your original
intention well hey bro make her earn her yeah no you're welcome to be clear the podcast
studio is not just i mean it's we have a pod class we're teaching to members so they don't
even have to be in new york we're gonna help people with remote recordings like it's not
just are you gonna teach them how to do remote recordings yes i've been doing it for my own show
i mean i had to learn these things by my own equipment i have another show for fact's sake
i don't do it with someone local and not to mention like i've been podcasting four years i wasn't a celebrity or anything like that and i had to grow my base
organically like i mean granted i learned about like youtube wait are you a celebrity now no
which is why i need a partner clarify that clarify that all right go on no i didn't claim to be one
i was saying like celebrities that start pods don't need to do that much work, right?
At all.
Yeah, yeah.
But when you're just like whatever, 3,000 followers on Instagram and people follow me for tits,
I'm like, how do I translate the tits to like views?
And it wasn't OnlyFans.
It was podcasting.
And I really want to like show people how to do that.
And to toot your own horn, it's hard to get people to care about what you say if they're following you for tits.
It is.
Because usually people who follow people for tits don't want to hear them make a statement.
That shit is so sad sometimes, bro.
I follow these Instagram thoughts sometimes.
Sound off.
And they'll be like, guys, I have this new thing.
And they'll come out with something and people are just like.
I don't want to buy your clothes.
I want to see you take them off.
It is hard to do that. It's very hard. It is hard very hard but once you grow that base like what do you do and i think
that i've over time and maybe even up to a year ago i don't think i could have taught like a class
on it but now i'm under are you guys teaching classes on making shitty sketches
you feel crazy about it i started doing punch-ups and actually writing shit.
And I feel like that F.A. helped me. Did you start writing shit after you filmed that?
Why didn't you just call us?
We do this for a living.
We want to help y'all out.
You were too busy.
You painted Alex's toenails.
You like them?
I don't see it.
You got nice feet, bro.
He tried to say he got the toenails painted for this.
Yeah, you lied to us.
All your lies and deflections.
Now I understand what your mom feels.
I understand where she's coming from, bro.
That hurt my heart when he tried to manipulate me
into being proud of him
for leaving what we're doing.
I mean, definitely your info
because he knew how to do the studio.
Except the fucking sound panels.
How was I installing sound panels?
You got to do something.
Yeah, you got to be here for something.
I'm going to teach a class.
Hey, girl, build something.
How do you teach a class about podcasting?
Point the mic at you.
Talk into the mic.
For one, you guys have a gift where you don't need necessarily a structured outfit.
I got a gift.
His name is Andrew Schultz.
A lot of people need outfits, right?
You got to have.
I got a gif.
He got 1.4 million YouTube subscribers.
Let's go.
1.52 million.
Merry Christmas.
Who's counting?
Hey, Merry Christmas out this bitch.
Happy Hanukkah to it.
I know.
You know I'm just fucking.
Okay.
But so I want to know, I want to let people know if you are in New York City or you're
in the surrounding area,
and you are trying to look for studio space, because a lot of these people went to,
you guys went to the competition.
We even started an engine room.
Yeah, I mean.
Trash.
Yes.
It sucked.
Honestly, the worse and worse shit got, like literally the last place I recorded my audio for one of the most listened to podcasts I had that year was awful.
And they were like, oh, next time you refer someone to us,
we just won't use that engineer.
So how are you guys
going to not make the mistakes
that these places have made
through the experiences we've had there?
We're podcasters that built a studio.
Nah, we talking.
And that's the larger difference.
Bars, yo.
People have been watching Alex's videos
and yours and seeing that
and trying to emulate that.
I mean, everything you do
that Alex has created from a visual perspective, people the idea whether they're bigger than you have more
listens than flagrant they all take it right and i feel like it makes sense to learn to grow your
own from someone that's done that i mean i would want to right why would i go to a studio with
someone who bought a hundred dollar mic and is going to tell me how to do my shit y'all gonna
give away all our secrets and not pay us? That's a good business
model. That's a great
business model.
You inspired me to take
all the shit that we made and sell it to
people. Truffling, bro. Truffling.
That's a little truffle right there. I wonder
who developed that little truffle.
Colonizer energy. Damn,
yo. This motherfucker
right here. that's the half
that's the half
y'all got some
good sandwiches
over there
we should take
them sandwiches
and sell them
somewhere else
but you don't
have yours
to the public
yo rock and roll
music is cool bro
that shit is so
dope
you guys make
a rock and roll
music
y'all don't get
what white people
do
no
no
I don't get it
I'm a podcast
he does video
I'm just saying this is how white people
did it they be like yo elvis was doing this rock music we did not take no shit from blonde i'm just
saying you just said it business model is all the fire y'all created hold on alex you're right he
did it by himself no i mean it's you and them, but Alex made it. We didn't do nothing.
You're right.
We had nothing to do with it. I'm not going to give you that credit, Andrew.
You a funny motherfucker, but Alex deserves his flowers for making bomb shit.
Yeah, let's go.
He deserves his flowers.
That's why he gets to direct a Netflix special.
Okay, so don't act like he's fucking stealing shit from you.
No, you are.
What the fuck you get to do with it?
Thanks for my appearance.
No, Bob. What we create over here is collaborated by all of us
Alex does nothing by himself
I do nothing by myself
Mark does nothing by himself
and Akash does nothing by himself
but we all create some cool shit
but the idea that one of us would have total ownership
is not true
even with the Netflix special i never say it's mine
i think that's very admirable i said when you can acknowledge teamwork
i think you deserve a lot of credit for that and charlamagne also i always have admired that the
both of you always like no matter what it is big that happens to you yeah you don't boast about it
being your own you always mention someone else and i think that's a really important thing we
need to do i mean absolutely is yeah you have to do it if you want people to be loyal to you i think
they'd also deserve their credit they do 100 so we're all a part of the podcast studio now yeah
we just made ourselves a podcast studio though like i have a show coming out on tv they're gonna
produce that show in there it's i mean scene one is starting in our studio this is for film this
is photography on the other end like it's full scale so that it's not just podcasting so i love it i think
this is great i think it's such a great idea and i think there is a real uh gap in the marketplace
for a quality podcast when you look at engine room and i was watching what they had i was like
oh this is the void in the market you guys are filming it yeah it's engine room that looks good
and sounds good yeah and if you're doing a podcast and you don't have money for your own flagrant 2 studio your
own hyena den this is the logic i'm sick of seeing people at a table with mics i mean not a copy
you know what i mean i enjoy this so much at a desk it's so fucking annoying yeah i don't want
no ikea shit like dude alex told me i was allowed to design that shit i was like cb2 bow concept i
wasn't playing i want to sit in a place that looks like it's lux because that's the video you're
gonna get what the fuck is the 4k if you're sitting at an ikea desk like that and you're
getting 4k videos that's another thing yeah we didn't we at the first place we were getting
fucking what 720 or whatever yeah are we on yeah that's right. People are charging prices around New York or even Brooklyn for shit that's trash.
iPhone quality is better.
And so I think that once you...
And he's learned how to do it through experience, of course.
Why not give it to other people so that they could do the shit that I did, right?
I wasn't somebody...
It took time.
My shit was bad, too.
And you made some of that bad video.
But you know, we grew and we got better.
He learned a lot. He taught you everything he knows. and now he's leaving for yeah i'm gonna have a panic
attack like oh yeah so you didn't tell us about the fight oh yeah oh so he told me like a hint
about you guys going to miami wheezy your friendship means so much to me yeah yeah
oh yo i'm so this is why you yo i'm so proud of you for learning how to do all this stuff
you know when you inspired me to go explore and see the country?
Remember when you told me that I'm in my zone in warm weather?
Remember when you told me that's when my chakras were aligned?
Yo, he starts by saying, so, it's like he didn't even tell me he was moving to Miami.
So, basically, I feel like I'm going to do the weekends because I work nights.
So, I'm probably going to do a lot of the weekends and I'm going to fly back do the weekends because I work nights. So I'm probably gonna do
a lot of weekends
and I'm gonna fly back
on the weekends.
I was like,
oh, really?
From where?
So we're going to Miami.
Okay, like,
but when?
Next weekend.
That's how I told my girl.
Nigga, I don't know.
That's how you do it.
Dude,
I was on the move too.
When did you expect him
to work?
During the week?
No,
but I'm saying like,
to know he was leaving.
Yeah, he's out.
He's going to work at night.
Let him have his own time, yo.
We're about to start fighting, me and you.
You guys are in a custody battle right now.
No, we might be, bro.
No, Alex hasn't been.
I'm going to have to fire Alex from your business just to make a point.
Hey, Al, you're fired from our WTF media.
It's going to have to be wtf studio
but i mean you know it's been hard because like we couldn't start our studio because
netflix right right but i totally understand this shucks his shit so seven o'clock he has to come
because he's working here so i'm there in the day and then when i he comes in alex is such a
fucking asshole dude i'm screwing together a bar cart
it took me two hours
okay
I know it should have taken less time
but it's really hard
nah nah
it took me about two hours
to put a basket on my girl's bike
last night
okay
I'm letting you feel better
and the first thing on his lap
that shit took mad time bro
cause I had to keep the electrical
to the front of the basket
it's a whole thing
y'all wouldn't know
I literally should have had
a union job to do this
that's how it felt like
oh I'm on some different shit now that i know i could use a drill oh please
he comes in after working all day with y'all talk about doing nothing the wheels kind of off the
wheels kind of on the shit she didn't put it together right also it's a bar cart let me help
you with alex let me help you why you ain't clean none of this shit let me help you with that this
is something you have to understand get ready for him to never be excited about anything okay no matter what you pitch pitch
him it could be the best like yo al we got this idea where you fuck these three girls
and then it's totally great and like we're you know we're gonna film it we're not even gonna
put it out it's just for you to fuck three girls and then you do whatever you want with it he'll
be like how are we gonna shoot it though like that's my excited face right there i don't even know if
we'll be able to do this like it's kind of hasn't that been done before just get ready for that i
i see it i've been you've been doing that he'll walk in and like the more he walks in the more
shit set up i'm like you like it yeah it's good it's cool so anyway i'm like yeah i mean
blood and tears but you know it's gonna make you strong it yeah it's good it's cool so anyway i'm like yeah i'm sweating blood
and tears but you know it's gonna make you strong it's gonna make you believe in your things
everybody thought we were gonna end up together now we're work husband and work wife and probably
about to have a divorce so yeah no i don't think you guys will get divorced no but you just got to
have defined roles in the business that's when shit i think it's tricky well we've been trying
to figure that out too. I mean,
and you know,
I learned a lot from
my first partnership with Mandy,
right?
We have something so amazing.
She ain't getting no piece of this shit either.
But we didn't plan anything together.
Yo,
where's Mandy's piece?
That's right.
Mandy's got a little something.
We gotta fight for Mandy,
bro.
Mandy's got her shit going on.
She's got her own ventures.
But she deserves a little something,
yo.
Yeah.
From Alex and I?
I think she deserves a little something.
She's actually getting free studio time. She needs a little taste. That's what I'm saying. she deserves a little something. She getting free studio time. She need a little taste.
That's what I'm saying.
She need a little taste.
I mean, Mandy.
She need a little taste.
Also, you giving free studio time to her?
For horrible decisions?
Hell yeah, it's mine.
Why?
She's my partner on that.
Why?
Yeah, but you only own half.
You get half price.
That's what I'm saying.
Yo, I'm just saying.
You own half, you get half price.
Are we running a business or are we not running a business?
I'm mad at Randy with Alex.
He owes her the free stuff.
You stealing 100% of my shit.
The least you could do is pay 50% to Al.
Bro, he's going to be doing crowd work on YouTube, bro.
You see how it works, bro?
He's going to be doing crowd work videos on YouTube next week.
Where are you guys from?
Alex shot them.
He's really the one that thought of those things
in the moment when you think about it the way he positioned those cameras made you think of
those witty things it's a smart business model honestly no no listen in all seriousness if you
are starting podcasts and you want to make it legit and serious well i think it's important
to know that this is not
only video right so you can also just do audio there yeah you could also do like youtube live
streaming like if you're not a podcaster but you're a little that's fire too influencer ho
yeah you don't have to be a ho i like influencer hoes though they do the best youtube they'd be
like yeah a lot of you asked me how to do my makeup i love those bitches oh you can do those
are the three girls we're't i didn't even think
about only fans we just gotta put everybody's only fan shit yeah professional only fans do
yeah i like that actually that's fire we don't discriminate against what about twitch
okay now this is gonna be really interesting i know how important black voices are to you
i know how important black business is to you i heard that because it's so important you're
only going to be doing business with black people i mean i love to take white money but i mean
we're opening black history month and we're hiring black and brown so i feel like it changes when you
gotta pay the bills it's reparations go out the woke woke shit go out the window who said it's woke
I'm taking white money
I'm just not paying out
white people
what about lifting
black voices
why not just not pay them
make them pay at all
the team is black and brown
what you mean
but I'm saying
what about the podcasters
just let them have
the studio free
because you care so much
about the black voices
invest in black voices
I want to allow them
to serve black business
I'm just saying
we give them the opportunity to support let's be woke out here stay black business. I'm just saying, yo.
Let's be woke out of your state
black business.
Which side are you?
Which half of you is running this business?
This one. Gila.
You sounded very
Gila. Stop it.
I've been getting real chewy
every time.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Gila been coming out every time the price go up.
How much is the rent?
What's included?
Oh, it's been bad.
I actually think this is really, I love this.
And I'm very supportive of Al in this endeavor.
I think it's absolutely amazing.
I told him as long as it doesn't affect our stuff,
and then it could get to a point where that has to be our main focus.
And when that has to be our main focus, I understand i don't want anybody to not you know do something
that they absolutely love but we also have to have this as our main focus there are people
who are responsible for the partnership helps you know i don't have some of the time either i mean
we've we've had a lot of help from edin as well shout out to edin like shout out to edin who'll
be in our studio i mean like yeah like we both know we couldn't commit full time to this right
i think that's really why it helps with the weight.
I mean, especially knowing that he can't ever be there until nighttime, Alex, specifically.
And then I have to help record with shit during the day.
So it's nice.
I think it's been a good balance so far.
And I hope we can figure out our roles.
But yeah, you know, he does good when we fight.
He gives me hugs.
That's his sorry.
Without saying sorry.
I forgot what I was going to say, but
he interrupted me. What was I fucking talking about?
It's a great idea.
Oh, that's what it is.
But I wish...
How do I frame this?
But not only I wish, I think it's
very important that everybody
has experience
running their own business.
Because you start to... It's no different than what I've heard from my friends. Because you start to,
it's no different than like what I've heard from my friends.
Like once you have your kids,
you understand your parents way of like
doing business with you.
Once you have the responsibility of your own business,
all of a sudden like the things that people have said to you
when maybe you were working with them,
they all of a sudden seem a little bit more understandable.
Or when they had like economic anxiety
about certain situations that weren't maybe, that you didn't feel that way, all of a sudden seem a little bit more understandable or when they were had like economic anxiety about certain situations that weren't maybe that you didn't feel that way
all of a sudden you're like oh now i kind of get that so i think it's just like super healthy
experience that's why i'm really supportive because then you understand the tough maybe
decisions that you guys are gonna have to make what it's like dealing with people and maybe you
guys will also understand you know why who knows maybe uh certain companies make certain decisions
that at first you weren't supportive of but now that you're in that situation where you're like yo i
would love to take this money like would you take money from a podcast that have views that you
didn't necessarily agree with they weren't racist or hateful but just maybe conservative views yeah
like republican shit is fine i don't do racist shit of course no racist is like unacceptable on
all platforms so like for me i mean even with Trump, I'm not a Trump fan at all.
But like Republicans to me aren't wild.
People that like are super crazy MAGA, like, you know.
They're the wild boys.
That's wild probably shit that no.
But I mean, no, they won't be allowed in this space.
You got, it's a black owned studio.
And I think that's like absolutely insane.
Conservatives that want to talk about yo come on
and talk about you know god and jesus we're producing a bible podcast hell yeah with brianna
oh good she's fucking hilarious she's like i can't wait to talk about jesus i was like apparently i
didn't even realize this but we did a sketch for guy code like years ago yeah and every once in a
while it just goes viral on some random platform
and it's this sketch where she's getting i'm a mechanic and i'm fixing her car yeah and she's
like hitting on me through fixing the car and i'm just acting oblivious like i don't know what the
fuck is going on right but this was like hit tiktok and go viral randomly on instagram some
goes wow and i i remember seeing her on your i think it was your podcast she was on
episode of horrible yeah she killed it and she was so funny so she's celibate yeah this is what's
so this is what and she's like really hot but anyway then we became friends and she she's like
really into god and her religion but i just you never think someone's gonna look like that so when
i had her on horrible i was like i want you to talk about all the sex in the
Bible references.
When I'm watching her talk, she's so exhilarating to watch.
Like she gave you everything in layman's terms.
Like thou shall not do this.
Okay.
So basically what that means is you can't sleep with your neighbor's wife.
Yeah.
I was like, she's like Bible genius.
I literally said, and I knew we were going to do our studio.
I was like, I want to produce your podcast.
So are you guys going to start producing podcasts too?
I mean, it seems like a, I think naturally that's the way it'll happen progression you already
have the space the biggest inhibitor right oftentimes is the space and the time maybe not
at like a what we know is like a loudspeaker level yet with like media and like uh advertising it but
for her specifically production as in how it'll look visually helping you know guide them you can
book a producer on ours as well like to help you with show notes and all that on their site so
yeah will you make individual podcasts look different or will they all have the same
background i think that we've been talking about set design um and like changing it up because of
course like we have different furniture we can move it all around we have the space for it so
i think that it's appropriate if someone wants to spread the bread to do that but i gave out
some ideas i think that you can create backgrounds that are like different backgrounds
for pretty inexpensive cause i just don't like the tv screen it's been done so much i'm tired
of seeing that and the tv screen shouldn't be in a shot anyway right like but uh i think that can
be like off but i would do it just for your guys pod i do i will i will mind you are actually
creating that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Specifically for here.
But I just love this.
I think it's great.
I think it's,
I think it's awesome.
And like,
I want everybody listening.
If you guys are thinking of starting a pod in New York,
go check it out.
What's the website?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You yelled at me about the font not being big enough and you don't even know the fucking website.
Wow.
WTFmediastudios.com. WTFmediastudios.com.
WTFmediastudios.com.
Go check it out.
And, yeah, listen, if you already have an existing podcast,
you're trying to step it up,
they can handle all those things over there.
Obviously, Alex knows what he's doing.
Wheezy, we're going to find out if you know what you're doing.
I press buttons, and then he edits.
I still don't know what Wheezy brings to this at all.
How?
I don't know what you bring to it.
She teaches a class.
So take the money for the class.
You take the money for everything else.
I don't just teach the class.
You know, I'm a little judgmental to the class.
Does she pay for all the equipment?
Only because.
Yes, we are 50-50 in this business.
I don't know what you do for your 50.
You think I don't make money, Andrew?
No, I know you make money.
You make money.
You seem like you're taking money right now.
I invested in this business and now I've been trained to also run it as well as far as the audio-visual she put up the money
I think we can put I think we can do the business with everything's half that I don't think we can do the business without Alex
Bro, we got support Alex. I don't think we can do the business without Alex. I think we could do it
We're gonna see the next three months.
If Wheezy wanted to make it, I'd hire an Alex.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You heard that?
You heard that?
If Wheezy wanted to do it alone, she'd hire an Alex.
However, Alex is the best Alex.
Oh, shit.
But she just said you're hireable.
She did say that.
She didn't sound like a partner talker. No, meaning she could hire someone to replace you.
That sounds like boss talking.
I could hire a Wheezy, but...
To do what?
If you were to hire a Wheezy, what would she do?
Offering all the in front of the camera shit.
Oh, so you're doing like in front of camera.
But do you remember like Alex is not normally the one who's speaking on camera, right?
So as far as like consulting, people take calls with us, helping you with your show
outline, like creating your pod.
Like, yeah, that's what I'd be doing.
Al, do you want to start a business right now?
I'll invest in it.
I want nothing.
Just Wheezy not to be in it.
Welcome to Shark Tank.
You're spinning, baby.
This is the best Shark Tank ever.
Seriously, seriously.
I had a conversation with Mandy yesterday.
She's like, if there's any way you can carve Wheezy out of this situation,
then let's do it.
Are you down? I'll match it and double the print out of this situation then let's do it. Yeah.
Are you down?
I'll match it and double the print time.
Mark's matching the offer.
Yeah.
Yes.
You're going to leave me again?
Whoa.
She left once already?
Again.
No.
I'm talking about
when he left horrible.
Hey, I thought
you got pushed out.
Yeah, I did.
He got fired but now we're together i definitely added that to the about us
section it was like how alex and wheezy met i was like what am i gonna say about this and i was like
i'm gonna say the truth after he got fired from horrible he got better worked for andrew schultz
started doing this and bam not bad so now we stole all the Horrible's ideas because we got Alex after, right?
Nah, nah, nah.
We put Horrible on.
Nah, we did though.
Nah, we did.
Why you put Horrible on?
Nah, we did.
Nah, we put y'all on.
Y'all put Horrible decisions on.
Come on.
We gave you a good look on idiots.
I think we gave y'all a good look on idiots.
I think them numbers bumped up
after that.
I think numbers kind of bumped.
You said we.
You said she walked that back, right?
You said I didn't move on.
I said I didn't move on.
You know what?
In my eyes, that's a loud speaker move.
Like, Chris Morrow really helped.
I mean, to me, like, when I walked in to meet Chris, like, I didn't even know how to describe
horrible decisions.
He taught me how to.
I was like, we have a sex pod.
He's like, no.
Like, what's your niche?
Who are you?
How to market?
Like, how to do our ad reads?
Actually, no.
Chris is a really good producer.
Like, he understands, like, conceptually and structurally how to do shows.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, yeah.
My feet on that water bottle, that helped.
So crazy.
My relationship with Andrew now is so brother-sisterly.
When I look at those clips, I'm like, I really was, like, awesome.
I have a question for
taylor can two half black people start a black owned business that's a good question because
she's been thinking it the whole time looking at y'all like what the fuck is this if their powers
combine yeah technically they're like but they're still only half black yeah they're still even
combined like could two half ind start an Indian-owned business?
Get the fuck out of my face.
Never.
Never.
You might as well be Pakistani.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Gross.
Yo, what do you think, Taylor?
She's slump high as fuck.
Bitch, you're not enough.
Who's fucking teaching you how to tell her?
The black team.
The black team.
It's a black podcast.
We gotta get her out and show the studio.
It's the black effect,'s a black podcast we gotta get her out show studio it's the black effect
not the half effect
so
I think
let's go
let's go
she sounds like
M.O.K. right now
M.O.K.'s birthday
I have a dream
let that finger out
Taylor
let's go
I see it
flip your hair back and forth
no I hear what you're saying
in a way
right
but at the same time
It just depends also
How
This is gonna sound bad
How black are y'all
Trying to be
Oh come on
Yeah buddy
I'm just saying
Yeah buddy
Did you see
The little shit we were wearing
Wait no no
I'm really saying this
On purpose
You might have to edit this out
But I'm just saying
On a base
It depends
That's dope
But I'm just saying
But I'm saying but I'm saying
though
who do you
it just depends
on your fan base
who are your
fan bases more
related to
on your white side
or your black side
the only reason
why I'm saying that
is just because
and on
we don't have to
edit this out
but I'm just saying
on Breakfast Club
people come for
Angel Lee
trying to say
that she
because she's half Asian
that she didn't really
know and a lot about the black culture.
That's all I'm saying.
So you guys have to-
She didn't have that experience.
I'm just saying, make sure y'all talk black too, if that makes sense.
Talk black.
Let's be clear.
Talk black.
How do you talk black?
What did I say to the landlord before we moved in there?
You were right there.
The rent is going to be late.
What did I say?
Yo, I hate you. Yo. landlord before we we moved in there you were right there the rent is gonna be late yo yo but that's not even that what that's not that's not black enough no how can we be more but i'm not even trying to say that because you guys should reach to all different it's not just
one type of black person well for one i know at least we do know that they're not one black person
we do know that they're not a type of black person
Anything on this podcast ever my life
I'm just going to announce anything on this podcast ever in my life. I know, right? He works with you guys. If I have a kid, bro, I'm just going to have a kid.
Why do you think I got married like that?
I'm going to show up one day with a baby.
I'll be like, is that your kid?
I'll be like, yep, I got a kid now. I was surprised that they wanted to do it.
I was nervous asking you.
I was like, is he going to be all right with this?
I don't understand.
So to me, I feel like.
I would not be all right.
Obviously, I'm a supporter.
If you weren't a part of a podcast
then it'd be weird but you do this.
You've never done anything that's separate from
with Andrew. I think it's exciting
for at least people that fuck with you.
That's how it happened
over there at Apple too when people started
doing their own little projects. You know what Steve Jobs
did? Snip snip.
Okay? Like your people.
It's all good. they're all good Taylor
you got these
fucking crackers
on this show
talking all this shit
cracker ass lady
over here
yo this cracker
ass cracker
on this show
talking to me
about black business
what type of sesame seed cracker is this over here talking me about black business what type of sesame seed
cracker is this over here talking all that
shit it would be a mozza
nah I told the landlord
I was like look I know you fuck with us but I need you to understand
a lot of black people are going to be coming in here and I need to
make sure that's not like a problem
and he was like why would it be
I was like like black people okay they're going to be
loud it's a podcast my whole demographic is black maybe like black people. Okay, they're going to be loud. It's a podcast.
My whole demographic is black.
Maybe his a little, you know.
But it's going to be some.
I didn't say it like that, but I did.
And he was like, I mean, okay.
Did you use the N-word when describing black people?
No, but I tried to give him like, you know, N-word energy.
I don't even think you could say the N-word to be honest.
Yo, come on.
Yo.
No.
No, I don't want anyone.
No, no, no.
I'm going to say this.
I'm not.
Don't try it
It's crazy
On Martin Luther King's
Birthday
Bro
That's why I said
Imagine the fan base
Who do you go
Who's your fan base more
And like who do you more relate to
Yeah
Who do you more relate to
But you know the answer to that
You know where I'm at
I'm in these fucking streets
Grrrr
Movie
Bow
You know what I'm saying The boy's street certified i mean he might have a boy's street certified
white woman shut up fucking black woman's talking you over here yapping out your cracker ass mouth
you're not gonna do that you're not gonna that. You handle in front of the camera shit.
You're in the father.
That was fair.
Taylor's just worried that one of those black people come through the podcast.
You're going to call the cops on them.
Start asking for.
Yo, that's a good.
That's a good ass point.
You know, you've been in Tulum with them whites.
Oh, shit.
You what?
Why?
You've been hanging out in Tulum with whites.
I've been with Mexicans.
Tulum is white. You guys are looking at the
hotels and photos.
Oh so you like Mexican but you can't live
with them. You can't stay where they stay.
Damn yo.
That was fucked up.
I lived in a Mexican neighborhood.
In Mexico. They're all Mexican neighborhoods.
No they're not.
Do you hear this girl yo? Do you hear this girl, yo?
Do you hear this girl?
Tulum has a Williamsburg.
I'm telling you.
Do you hear this girl, bro?
Every neighborhood in Mexico is Mexican.
No, it's not.
It's Mexico.
White people took the shit over in Tulum.
You didn't stay in the Williamsburg or Tulum.
You betrayed your Jewish half like that.
No, that is fucked.
She would go from Williamsburg.
You would find a Jewish neighborhood
in Mexico.
I mean, I do remember
I felt like, you know, the Mexican
shit.
You gotta be careful, yo. At first, it's
gonna be like, let's both live here.
Let's both be part of this business.
And then eventually, she might be taking a little
bit more of your business. And then
eventually, you don't even have a business.
Weezy's like the female Drake.
She's the female Drake?
Why?
Because Drake would take the weekend shit and everything else.
Oh!
This bitch been hanging out
with y'all too long.
Don't you ever call black women a bitch, yo.
Tell this crack ass lady call woman a bitch, yo. Tell this crack-ass lady
to call black women bitches, bro.
How dare these bitches?
How you do business with these white
women, bro? That's what he does, ain't it?
Ain't that a house thing?
He love white women. I bet if
Weezy was full black, he wouldn't work with her.
Oh, shit.
Taylor, did he
reach out to you about this
Yo
The disrespect
That is fucked up y'all got the same hair and everything
Yo that is fucked up
She out here coming for your hair bro
She coming for your hair Taylor
She coming for your hair that you bought
Taylor
We gonna let her use our hair Taylor
Wearing our
Cousin's hair
What the hell
It might be
Hi y'all
Yo
This is wild
We can't let her
Do this to us
This is disgusting man
Yo
WTF
Media
Media studios dot com
That's right
If you are trying to
Start a podcast
If you want information
About starting a podcast
If you are just curious about what to do
Maybe you want to be a podcast producer
Maybe you don't even want to start
You could also do classes on that right
So it's classes but it's an actual podcast location
High class
Not going to fuck up your audio
Like some of these motherfuckers
Because they do be fucking up audio
People listening to this podcast right now
Like shit flagrant audio ain't even that good
relax
point is
I think this is absolutely great
I'm very excited for you guys
I'm very supportive anything I can do to help
obviously I will
you have my complete blessing in this business
and I want to see you guys thrive
put that picture back up.
Oh, shit.
Taylor's not done, bro.
We got problems, right, Taylor?
Wait, can we look at Alex's?
Why does it look like his coat's swallowing him?
Like, I don't know.
Yo, that's not what you got to look at.
And that's not even how tall you are.
Stop it.
He's on his tippy toes 100%.
No, I'm not.
100%.
He's wearing Weezy's heels, bro.
Maybe it's the ankle.
No, he's on his tippy toes.
That's why he made Weezy sit so he looked taller
and that camera angle mad low
shoot us up
I like the picture though
but I'm just saying
I told Alex we're all black like leather
he's like nah I'm getting minks
what the fuck
but here's the thing for anybody listening to the podcast
there's a sketch that they put on
before that will not be for the audio portion because that makes no sense But here's the thing. For anybody listening to the podcast, there was a sketch that they put on before.
That will not be for the audio portion because that makes no sense.
No.
It doesn't make any sense because it's just, you know.
But we were referencing that sketch.
You guys can see that.
We'll post it on Twitter or Instagram or these types of things.
Yeah.
I love this, guys.
Again, I'm very, very excited for you guys.
I hope that you guys absolutely kill it.
And again, all inquiries go to?
WTFmediastudios.com.
Dot com?
Yep.
And also, obviously, I can DM both of you guys.
Yep.
What, what, what, what?
We have an Instagram, too.
DM that.
WTF Media Studios.
So WTF Media Studios, we'll share that.
Because you can have guys looking at your feet.
Like, you don't know how to decipher what people want from you.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm going to need you to hit us up on IG.
So thanks for having us.
Of course, of course.
I think that I'm very excited for you.
I truly think this is a great idea.
Because honestly, they fuck up your audio.
Yeah, the sketch was a horrible idea.
It hurts me to kill, because I know Alex is really wanting to be doing sketch.
And it's sometimes good not to do stuff.
Yeah, you saved him.
Really.
I did.
I did.
I did.
No, no.
In all seriousness, you guys got this.
I'm very excited.
I can't say that enough, and I think that it's amazing.
I truly agree.
I'm trying to think how else we can help,
but we'll obviously keep talking about it on this podcast,
and I hope that we get a bunch of those pods that we're going through,
and Jerome, getting their audio fucked up. Yo, save Mouse, dog And I hope that we get a bunch of those pods that we're going through and Jerome getting their audio fucked up.
Save mouse dog.
I did his podcast in a fucking waiting room.
We got to have mouse.
We got a mouse.
We should have taught.
I mean,
you guys,
I don't understand why our community that doesn't have their own studio
reek.
I wouldn't move all those podcasts to you guys.
I mean,
talk to Chris Moreau,
talk to any of the podcasts you guys know.
Why wouldn't they support you guys?
If it's going to be even better audio better video better quality i mean i think
obviously that's the goal right is to convert people that need elevated shit like there's too
many good podcasts people that are way funnier than the people with high quality video right
like way better but i didn't mean for you to keep talking i was trying to
no no no i'm just joking no i'm just joking in all seriousness i think there's a huge void in
the market i'm glad you guys went for it seized it and i wish you the most success and you let
us know how we can help in any way love you guys for real it's great to see you guys doing cool
stuff thanks for having me of course can i still be the flagrant princess or is it taylor now
no taylor is a flagrant come on yo we support black? No, Taylor is a flagrant princess. Come on, yo. We support black queens over here.
You can't even take no dick.
You can't take no dick.
What you talking about?
I heard you can't take no dick.
Oh, that's true.
I heard you got short cervix.
Wait, what?
That's the word on the street.
Cervix is mad short.
No, I heard this.
Cervix is dumb short.
Where have you heard this from?
Literally everybody on the streets
have been talking, literally.
He's street certified.
I'm street certified. They've been coming up to me and they to me they bet yo you know about wheezy cervix is
the last time i was on this pod there was a guy that listened to flagrant you guys met at whoa up
oh yeah i love that guy yeah he's great well i do too but we're not together anyway he she
couldn't handle it because your cervix man sure i made short nah your cervix man short he was probably in there
like that he was trying to get it
he was searching
for it movie viral
yo Taylor already got the room made
his man cleared it out her man cleared that shit
out
nah you got the studio of parts
you got the studio of parts
not cock I'm on this show so I feel like I have to say cock of parts. You got the studio of parts. My roommate has a huge cock and everything.
Not cock.
I'm on this show, so I feel like I have to say cock.
Let's go!
If I honestly say dick.
Stay true, bitch. It's MLK, bitch.
How do you get that hard to tell you to stay true?
How do you get that hard to tell one of your parents?
You can't take no dick over here.
You can't take no dick.
Wait, while you're on this show, can I ask you a question?
Yeah, ask her. I get why the colon right. Nah, you can't take no dick. Wait, while you're on this show, can I ask you a question? Yeah, ask her.
This is white woman.
I can't believe the colonizers did this, bro.
Ask her why she got hair like she could pack.
Ask her who the fuck she thinks she is.
No, I want to talk about bisexuality.
Yeah.
Talk about that fake shit.
She buy everything, y'all.
What do you claim?
No, no, no.
What do you claim is bisexual?
Because I had a conversation with my-
She buy everything.
No, no, no.
I had a conversation with my dude about's like yeah you know we should get three
Like just talking shit
I'm like no that's not gonna work
So he's like I mean you buy so
He thought I've been bisexual this whole entire time
We've been dating
You're not bisexual
So there's a thing called the Kinsley scale
And it basically shows you
Kinsley
Kinsley
Kinsley
Kinsley Well anyway And it basically shows you Keen's teensy teensy teensy
There's a movie about it and like you can you can actually switch day to day no cuz I'm gay So like maybe the day you ate pussy you was high up on it
Like I'm definitely the receiver. You're less gay.
What is it?
Keensy.
Just look up the movie.
It's starting Ralph Fiennes.
Yeah, I think it's Keensy.
Whatever, bro.
I just wanted to know what you thought was bisexual, because he swears if I let a girl eat me out, then I'm bisexual.
I think bisexual means you'll have experiences with both, right?
But I don't, it wasn't like, oh, I see a girl.
I wouldn't necessarily say you're hetero if you've done things like that, right? sitting in the chair. Come on, though.
Come on.
Sitting there with some girl with legs and shit like that.
I mean, if men get their... I'm not going to date a girl.
So it's bisexual, right?
So your sexual experiences
don't match your romantic ones necessarily.
Your sexuality is different from your emotional connections.
So your bisexuality can maybe just be talking about your sex.
If a girl eats you out, you are great.
I mean, what kind?
Like if a girl told me someone's ate her pussy before, I'm going to be like, oh, so I can too then, I guess.
Like, right?
Did you not feel like there's a way in?
Yo, you straight, bro.
I know you.
I'm easy on the lesbian side, yo.
I thought you were just saying I'm easy.
That's why she ate my pussy.
No, I think you're straight.
I think you got caught up in all this hoopla.
Hoopla's a motherfucker, yo.
What is that?
What's hoopla?
No, what hoopla?
It's hoopla, yo.
It's hoopla.
With all this like,
oh yeah,
I'm gay or whatever.
Man, hoopla, bro.
Yo, it's hoopla.
You see all these like,
you know,
Hollywood celebrities
and shit.
hoopla.
Yeah, they be doing
all this hoopla.
Yo, you know how many times
people be like,
oh, you be talking
about people problematic
but you fuck with Schultz?
I'm like, damn,
look at him right now I'd be sitting there like
that's hoopla too
that's a bunch of hoopla
anti Schultz hoopla
all the anti Schultz hoopla
that's hoopla
don't listen to none of that
same with all the
you know
hey I just wanted to know
cause you're bisexual right
Yeah
Wheezy's gay yo
Wheezy's gay
But you call yourself bisexual
Cause you also date
Nah nah nah
Wheezy
You 100% gay
Really
100% gay
So what was I taking
A strap dick from the guy you met
Nah you liked him
You was just gay about it
I think you're gay bro
Like
Look at Mike Pence
He got a wife and shit
He's gay
A lot of gay dudes out there
Got wives
Got kids
I mean I'm bisexual
In terms of sex
But like romantically
I think it just depends
What would I
You gay?
No no be honest
You're gay
Be honest
I'm not gay
You're gay
Look at your jacket
This is gay
It kind of
You know I threw the heels on
Because I felt like
It was too lesbian.
I'm just saying.
You're gay, bro.
I was like, nah, let me sex it up.
No, but I swear to you, I thought we was gay as fuck when I saw that jacket.
I really did.
I was like, that's a gay.
I thought you're gay, bro.
Are you serious?
I think you're gay.
I'm a dead ass.
I'm not making that up.
But you're not ready to go full gay.
She's young MA, bro.
Yeah.
Yo, she's.
You just called me young MA?
Yo. Oh, my God. Not not that but that kind of energy that energy you know basically though
that energy
be a little bit more open-minded maybe i'm gayer than i think yesterday we went to philly to see
his friends i was like yo like are any of your friends cute or should i dress like i normally dress he was like not
married and so i dressed gay let me ask you this what if you're gay 100 gay well i definitely love
dick so that's not the truth but loving dick is a is a function of friction you're so narrow-minded
about sexuality no i didn't like that i I scissored more. I don't really
like toys in any realm
that often. A dick is a toy. With my ex-girlfriend
it was mainly like scissoring.
Wait, so you said you had an ex-girlfriend?
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Mad cross talk.
One question. Scissoring.
Cut that shit out, yo.
Cut that stupid shit out.
That shit is stupid. Get it cut out.
What are you saying? Cut it out. cut are you insane cut it out
cut
what is it
cut it out
no but like
what's the deal with that
like stop it
y'all trying to act
like that doesn't
what is this
that shit is lit bro
it's the clit to clit
that shit is hot
you never did that
it's way more dexterity
y'all doing a lot
but this
nothing is as good as this
and maybe that's the issue
with y'all
and why I had to teach some of your asshole army
how to eat pussy the last time I was here.
Don't talk about the guy that fucked you
and you couldn't take his dick like that.
Don't make it up.
Short cervix having ass.
I barely sit on that seat.
Got a short ass cervix.
I'm a fan of scissoring.
I think it's super hot.
But eventually when you say,
all right, let's do something real.
When do you stop scissoring?
Most women have clitoral orgasms.
Nah, she just hoopla.
That's a lot of hoopla.
That's like the prostate.
I'm at a loss then.
That's the prostate.
You got to go deep.
Like your boy inches.
Your boy inches deep.
For real.
What's wrong with inches? I'm just saying just saying it's the kid i'll be there deep
i put my head in my shoulders because it's more dick comes out when i go down
you just look like a little like uncircumcised dick popping out of that but i go like this i
put some neck in my dick uh-huh that's That's what I do. I literally transfer it.
That's what I do.
Adam's apple.
Adam's apple.
Yeah, you just swallow and that shit pops.
Boom, ready to viral.
There you go.
But no, in all seriousness.
I clicked on that fucking Instagram story and I was like, what is going on?
I'm street certified, bro.
This is what it is.
Look, point is this.
You're certified gay
okay
100%
the jacket is rainbow
I just realized that
of course it is
Taylor bye
but here's the thing
I love
your gayness
thank you so much
we accept you for who you are
we accept you for who you are
we just want you to be able to accept that
you could still like guys
okay
but you can't
I have a question yeah if you get married to a girl then are you gay or if you get married to
a guy are you straight now depends well i feel like you should ask andrew this question your
marital status has nothing to do with your sexual orientation there's a lot of married men that can
you let andrew talk about this i mean yes she brought up an interesting point but i'm curious to know what he also
it looked like stop silencing straight men yeah white men at that
if i marry a guy i am gay okay if i marry a girl i am not gay. What's that called? Normal?
My God.
Listen, I have a lot of gay male friends that fuck a lot of straight
married guys. That shit is so true.
We had a gay friend who would only
fuck straight dudes. And that's because there's a lot of
these dudes out there. And it's fun. They like
the takedown.
On the gay side,
I get it, but I think the straight guys,
I think that they're terrified
of their own homosexuality.
Yeah.
And low key,
that shit is fucking trash.
That shit makes me real sad
because I want,
I don't know,
like if that's who you love,
if that's who you want to be with,
right?
Be with them.
You have one fucking life.
You might as well spend some time
with those people
and that's what we're trying
to say to you.
You know what I'm saying? Yo, if to say to you you know what I'm saying
yo if you're gay
you know what I mean like
stop fucking around
the times that we've hung out or been around each other
who does it seem like I'm
you hit on my girl an awful lot if I may say so
myself
look how gay you finish out
look how gay you finish out
wheezy.
My crush on you is like,
when I got the magnet for your wedding,
I felt bad.
I was like, I don't want to.
Yeah.
You know?
Because your people just got the right to get married?
No.
That shit, man, brought out bad feelings?
That shit was a little bit,
that was a little traumatic.
What we're trying to say is,
we love you,
and we want you to be able to be you.
And you always have a safe environment on this
podcast to be that i think we've shown that today you're safe here you're safe here you're safe here
to you know tell black women what to do you know i mean whatever you want to do that's your tailor
you're not gay yo thank you but you are if you want to be and we accept both of those options
we love you what a welcoming getting space. Getting your pussy licked
doesn't necessarily make you gay.
No, it doesn't.
But it does make people go,
oh.
The Sizzy Gladiator, bro.
That's what she is, bro.
She's a what?
The Sizzy Gladiator, bro.
Like a scissor?
Yeah.
You're not the Glizzy Gladiator.
I got you, Taylor.
Why'd you look at me like that?
I'm trying to make sense of what Mark just said.
The scizzy, like scissoring.
Like scissor.
We know this in our community.
We're the glizzy.
Do we have a community?
Yeah, half white people.
Is Mark gay?
I mean.
He got bellyage in his hair.
That's gay.
There's a lot of evidence on both sides.
That shit is the your jacket of dudes.
You're like really sporting the Williamsburg look right now.
And the gay ones have like a tote bag normally with them.
I don't have a tote bag.
So that kind of like knocks you out of it.
But I do love my own dick.
Have you ever tried to suck it?
No.
Really? I thought all guys did that like in high
school i tried to see if i could i wasn't gonna do it what if you could have fit it in your mouth
i wanted to know if i could like a stretch test yeah it was more that it was more just stretching
yeah i would have tried but i was just trying to stretch my dick into my lips yeah inches bro
inches boy got inches yeah boy out here with i don't know if you're gonna cut
this out but when i was in tulum a girl was like yo you know andrew and she told me that she slept
with you oh shit hold on your name later and she was like he was really good at bed and i said
really now you can keep that in you know your boy off the market i said i can't see it
she was like yeah he was i was like andrew's a goofy motherfucker are you sure amazing in bed
i was shocked amazing
say what no we're not doing fetishes no more that's another thing I think Andrew might have been a good fuck. His foot fetish made me think that. Do you have a foot fetish, bro?
Say what?
No, we're not doing fetishes no more.
That's another thing.
I like feet.
Well, Andrew had a conversation with me about someone he was dating.
The first thing he brought up, talking about her feet.
You've done that a few times.
That time we were in that diner.
So about her feet.
He kept bringing it back.
It's a foot forward podcast.
But the feet.
I was like, God.
Why are you shaming, yo?
You can't just happen to like her.
No, I enjoy it.
But I think that shows you that someone might be
a good fuck
when you know they got
like some weird nasty shit
you're like
oh you're disgusting
this could be good
was that girl
was that girl cute
the one in Mexico
yeah she's pretty
see if you remember
fucking her
what I do bro
taking down bodies
out here
you know what I mean
I thought your type
like for a while
when you were single
I just remembered
the girl
alright alright alright alright boy Fionn starts she told him I thought your type, like, for a while, when you were single, I just remembered the girl. All right, all right, all right, all right.
Boy, Fionn's stuck, bro.
She told him, bro.
You're out of pocket.
Do you remember fucking her?
Who that?
You dead ass don't remember?
Honestly, a weird thing happened.
Like, once I fell in love with my fiance, bro.
I forgot all women, bro.
Yeah.
Okay.
I literally forgot.
You know what's happened?
I was with my fiance happened I was with my fiance
I was with my fiance I love very much the other day
and we're walking down the street
and I mistook this one girl
that was outside our building
for another girl that was in our building
right
I thought they were the same person
and she was like they're not the same
and I was like man you know all these all these hoes look the same person and she was like they're not the same and i was like man you know all these
all these hoes look the same
except you what you called your wife a hoe loki
when i said that shit i think i forgot part of that story
i really think i forgot part of that that, to be honest with you. I really think I forgot part of that.
That shit felt like Alex's sketch right there.
That horrible ass story.
I'm sorry, guys.
Hey, everybody who listened and everybody who's watching at home,
I apologize for wasting your time with me right there.
That's all on me.
That's 100% on me.
Sometimes you think you know where you're going,
and then you're like, no, I got lost on the way.
Bro, I started at the end when I knew
there wasn't a lot of real estate left.
You know in the movie when they're driving towards a cliff
and they got to figure out a way to stop the car?
There was no brakes.
They cut the brakes.
The brakes were cut, so your boy went off.
Point is.
We appreciate the attempt.
I went for it.
I was trying to compliment her and say you're the
only girl that i recognize now that's sweet that's what i do and a lie but we'll take it
shit you're gay as up wheezy if a girl said that shit to you you'd probably like it yeah i probably
would i love some emotional shit do girls get like super romantic with each other? Depends what role, right?
Yeah, of course it depends what girl.
But if I'm assuming.
I don't think we're over the top like men would assume.
But it's just I see that women that I've dated have more empathy for shit.
Like, for example.
I'll be having empathy, yo.
I will never forget this.
I was going through a breakup.
Except for when we fucked up.
Like full on tears.
Calling Alex like.
Which guy?
The Wohop guy.
Aw.
And Alex was like. Yeah, big ass dick. He's like guy. And Alex is like, yo, go on Instagram, son.
Stop fucking crying.
Go on Instagram.
Go find a blue check.
Why are you acting like this?
And I'm like, yo.
Walk it off, son.
He's awful.
She couldn't walk.
But I'm like her boyfriend, though.
Why do you think we went to Wohop, bro?
She was trying to find dicks that fit.
Oh, my God. god yo that's fucked
up for you to take us there while you're dating him what do you mean i'm just saying well i was
into him so i wanted him to meet my friends but do you remember the joke your friend told about
the helmet he's disrespectful what girl what was that you remember your friend was there that
talking about helmets because you were working on you were working on your like town hall shit at
the time and you were like yo can should i say it all the way should i
say re-read and he was like yo oh yeah that i almost peed on myself that's how hard i was
laughing at whoa that you were coming with us i don't remember i'm trying to think who's with us
alex left we went to max fish some some people that built your furniture. And one guy that doesn't shut up.
Ben?
Oh, and Mike.
Mike Montgomery.
Is he the one that doesn't stop talking?
I love him.
He's the sweetest kid in the world.
I don't know.
That's so mean to say that.
That's so mean to say that.
No disrespect.
He was just like,
I was like,
yo,
he didn't eat the food.
He couldn't shut up.
Mike, we love you, man.
Stop slandering my own god Mike
we're here to slander you
alright
in all seriousness 100% lies and deflections
100%
look guys we gotta wrap up this podcast
anything else you would like to say queen
you should always
have the last word Taylor
at least today
why you can't let her talk?
Yo, fuck you, Akash.
Fuck, Taylor.
Anything you'd like to say?
Uninterrupted.
No, that's it.
You silenced her.
You happy about that?
My God.
Disenfranchisers from this podcast.
Unbelievable.
Try to make yourself the princess.
I didn't name myself that.
She can be the princess.
I'll be the queen.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Let's get ready to rumble.
I don't like that.
See, you know,
I really felt like
there's going to be nice tailors there.
Look who they turn you into.
You better not be this motherfucker
when you leave here.
Don't be a tailor.
Look what she's done.
Oh, shit.
You heard that? Oh, let's go. I'm going to hit her. She's trying to act like not be this motherfucker when you leave here don't be a taylor look what she's done oh shit you heard
that oh now she's trying to act like you're a karen bro do you say that when it's in your mouth
in your blackness right now she's saying you changed up that's a good ass point you gotta
talk a little it has it has like a humming sensation i don't talk like all right like i
don't do all that shit i do it in between so I can take a breath.
I like suck dick and then I like get up.
Y'all talk while you're sucking dick.
You know how annoying that is
for the dude
that finally thinks
he's going to get a moment
if you shut the fuck up.
And then you're down like,
oh, you're okay.
I wonder if Mike talks
when he gets a dick suck.
Who, Mike?
Like, yo, it's so good.
Oh my God,
this is the best thing I've ever heard.
He's definitely talking about it.
Yo, I'm about to build
this couch tomorrow.
It's going to be so good.
All right, but for real, we got to end this podcast, man.
It's been a long ass podcast, but we're very proud of you guys.
I'm looking forward to this business endeavor of yours.
One more time, WTFmediaStudios.com.
WTF Media was taken?
Well, we have two studios.
They're two encompassed in the same suite.
That's not what I asked.
No, it wasn't taken.
We have two studios.
So you have WTF Media as well?
No, that was taken.
We didn't say all that.
That's why I just asked.
I hate her, yo.
But no, for real,
WTFMediaStudios.com.
Go check it out.
Check out the Instagram.
Get your podcast game up.
And if you fuck with us, you'll have a podcast in the city
and you're paying one of these other podcasts and studios.
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They're music studios.
Their main focus is music.
They're just doing podcasts on the side.
They're not even really caring about it.
That's why your audio is fucked up.
Come to people who actually want to give you the best quality podcast
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And that is WTF Media Studios right here in Soho, bougie Soho, Manhattan.
You know who that was?
He was like, let's go to Brooklyn.
I was like, ah, ah, we ain't going to be the black studio.
Uh-uh.
You in Brooklyn right now?
God damn.
Tell you this.
Brooklyn too black for her.
Brooklyn too black for her.
No, people, I feel like people think when you have black on shit that it's going to be. You know who she sound like? Soho Karen. damn have you heard this Brooklyn too black for her Brooklyn too black for her no people
I feel like people think
when you have black on shit
that it's gonna be
oh you know who she sound like
Soho Karen
yeah
Soho Karen
I'm Soho Queen and in
I wanna be in fucking Soho
I didn't wanna be in some place
that felt out of the way
I wanted it to be central
and
I wanted it to be central
you really want her to be
the face of your business
he loved it
don't let him
like this in front of you
he love that shit
absolutely
yo we getting her out of here bro
we getting her out of here bro
six months and we getting her out of here
we'll build this whole thing out
you gone
WTF
where the fuck Weezy go
alright guys
peace thank you guys for listening.
Actually, no.
There's one more thing we need to talk to you about.
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