Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - INJECTING BLEACH WORKS!
Episode Date: April 28, 2020This week Andrew Schulz, Akaash SIngh, AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon discuss how cancel culture creates racists, UFO's, the key to success, the reason black actors can't get jobs, Trump was right about i...njecting disinfectant and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2
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um do we got a vaccine yet or no oh you got your fucking mind yo do we got it or no no dog not for
another year and a half bro that's the thing why does it take so long for vaccines can you explain
that to me and i mean that we're gonna start this episode eventually but why does it take so long
you gotta test it to make sure it don't kill motherfuckers what okay okay but how long does it take to kill you like boom you test it theoretically it could take a
couple months you get it and then you think you're fine and then some other shit happens and all of a
sudden if if that's not how it works i mean 30 people just tested disinfectants and we know that
don't work what does it not work for i mean it
kills you it does it kills the it probably kills the virus also that's all he said let me ask you
a question was he wrong he said he's asking if it will kill the virus if you're dead can the virus
live in you no i can't true that's how you kill the virus
at what cost are you willing to stop corona i'm just saying you gotta admit are you a soldier
are you not he's not wrong i'm not joe biden out here eating applesauce what you want him to help
you with the fucking cure to corona joe biden more likely to eat a bat than he is to be president.
Oh, goofy ass motherfucker.
But in all seriousness,
the way you do stop the virus,
the real vaccine is if you have detergent.
Is death.
Is death.
You know what I mean?
Everybody who died no longer got it.
And they can't spread it.
They can't spread it.
That's how you stop the spread.
Yo, stop doing the work of the mainstream media, Al.
What you want to do is spread the virus, Al. I don't know, man.
I've listened to too much New York Times and shit.
Yo, Al is too smart, bro.
I'm tired of this shit, dog.
This motherfucker coming every day with all the information, the answers what'd you tell me today uh all the antibody tests like only three or fourteen
of them actually work what there's
he's so angry i don't know okay i thought antibodies were the guys throwing the milkshakes at people in Portland.
Ain't that like the nerd?
That is probably how they built the skinny ass vegans.
Antibodies.
Antibodies.
Nah.
Hey, bro.
Antibodies.
Asian bitches.
Hey, bro. Yeah, that would be funny though if trump came out it was like but does it kill it though does it kill it though what if he just wants to not be president he's like let me just get rid
of these motherfuckers keep voting for me yo just get him out of here yo that's hilarious wait you're
saying what if he's saying all this shit so he doesn't win yeah so like he just kills his fan base yeah i mean just hey guys you listen
to everything i say you want to beat corona lysol in your veins yo just get this shit it cures it
everybody starts doing it everybody starts dying that's gonna vote for him and now he's like hey
i'm all right hilarious this whole time trump has been trying to not be president i'm telling you
he doesn't want to be president.
The whole time.
He's like, yeah, I grabbed the pussy.
They won't vote for me now.
They still vote for me.
He just doesn't matter.
Hey, bro, I'm not going to do nothing even though we got a global pandemic, right?
The global pandemic comes over and it's like, fuck it.
I don't know.
And he's like, the only way I cannot be president is if all them die.
I got to kill him.
I got to kill him.
Open up Michigan.
Open them up.
What other state did I win? Open up Virginia. Fuck. he's only opening up the states where people vote for him he's not opening up new
york he's not opening up california holy shit don't want to be president he ain't wanted it
since the jump you know he never wanted he just wanted to be famous he just wore a new show his
shit got canceled yep and now it's like what is it when uh what's that episode of seinfeld
where the larry david character what's his name yeah george george costanza does the opposite and
everything works out we're living in that episode of the fucking of seinfeld yeah he's the president
is the opposite he's oh my god guys he doesn't want to be president i don. He doesn't want to be president.
He doesn't want to be president.
I figured it out, man.
Holy shit.
I don't think he does, yo.
I really don't.
This motherfucker's out here like, I'm not going to war.
Like, he's doing everything presidents are not supposed to do.
He's not going to war.
What else has he done?
Hey, you know what?
They probably won't elect a racist.
Fuck it.
Say again?
He's probably like, you know what? There's no way they elect a racist. Fuck it. Let me say it again. They're probably like, you know what?
There's no way they elect a racist.
Let me say some racist shit.
No, we got a long line of racists this president.
Not openly.
Back in the day with the slave owners. Back in the day, but not recent history.
Ah, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
They were woke.
They were like playing jazz and shit.
1800s is just playing to the crowd.
You know what I mean?
But does owning slaves really make you racist, though?
Does owning slaves really make you racist does owning slaves really make you i say the things you can't i'm listening
all right go go go go go
what's the argument maybe you love black people so much you collect them.
I don't dislike Jordan.
I collect those.
I love Jordan.
I love Jordan.
Fucking die.
We were just the first Pokemon. Pokemon.
Yo, there's a really funny joke here i can't say
not charizard but
dude that's crazy but would you if you had the opportunity to have slaves it was completely
legit the only people who are against
it were the slaves mark just grabbed his microphone i'd like to chime in when i brought
this up last week i was racist how did the tides turn so quick? You can't say it, Mark.
I would diversify my slaves, though.
You would diversify your slaves? Yeah.
You wouldn't make it a racial thing?
Yeah, it's not a race thing.
It's like, hey, where's your talents?
Okay, so who would you have for picking, let's say, a talent?
Because who's the most talented at everything?
It depends. I could be your math slave. That's about it. There we go. So you're going to talented at everything. It depends.
I could be your math slave.
That's about it.
There we go.
So you're going to be math slave.
Okay, math slave, done.
Okay.
So what does the math slave do?
Just count all the other slaves to make sure that it works?
All 47 of them are here to count for
I think everything's good to go
can I go to sleep now
nah but for real
like what would you do
how would you diversify
your slaves
go
so
I definitely need
Mexican slaves
for building shit
okay
you need the
Jewish slaves
for you know
the accountant
and keeping my billing and all that type of stuff.
Jewish slaves are going to take your whole shit.
You better be careful, yo.
Yeah, you about to get Sam Cooke down here, bitch.
Sam Cooke down here, bro.
Who else?
Italian slave for food.
You might need an Italian slave for food.
Definitely Mediterranean.
Something Mediterranean for food.
Food and pastries.
I mean, we'll have a few different of them, depending on the day of the week.
Okay.
We got to switch up the food.
Okay.
Now, here's the thing.
We're not eating pasta every day.
You're right.
And that's smart.
Here's the thing.
You need to turn a profit or else you can't afford the slaves.
What are you going to do?
How are you going to turn a profit on these slaves?
Right now, they're just serving you.
You're going to need a profit. What are you doing? How are you paying for them? They are you going to turn a profit on these slaves? Right now, they're just serving you. You're going to need a profit.
What are you doing?
How are you paying for them?
They're expensive.
They're like cars.
Each one got a mortgage.
They're not expensive.
No, it's not.
They weren't that expensive back in the day.
You got to house them.
You got to feed them.
Health insurance, bro.
I mean.
You have to pay their health care.
You know how expensive health care is?
For real. You do it to health care. You do it and you got to pay their health care. You know how expensive health care is for real.
The health care.
You do it.
You got sewn back up.
Someone got sewn back up.
If they can't work, you lose money.
All right.
Right.
We come in dangerously close.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
You can't keep talking about how you pay out health care.
And then say Slay's get health care.
I got uncomfortable.
I'm not uncomfortable. You got to pay them handsomely. You know what I mean? You got to put them in quarters. You know, you got to care. I got uncomfortable. I got uncomfortable.
You got to pay them handsomely.
You got to put them in quarters.
You got to pay for their lodging.
I just want to point out,
I never said I would have them.
You guys are the only ones
that are just leaving us out.
I had my time.
Because by your definition,
you might be able to take out
the word would.
That's what I'm saying.
You're talking about
fucking giving them health care.
You just got to have them utilize their talents.
Film things for you.
Y'all got real specific.
You've been fantasizing about this shit.
Not for real, though.
What would I do?
Yeah.
I need a few white slaves just to laugh at.
So what would you make them do?
Try to Dougie. Yeah. It's a few white slaves just to laugh at. So what would you make them do? Like, I'm going to try to Dougie.
Yeah.
It's like, dance, boy.
And see the uncoordinated ass trying to dance.
That's actually more demeaning.
Because if they were like, dance, boy, to a black guy, the white slave owners, they'd probably be like, he's really good, though.
Yeah, it's like, he's going to dance his ass off.
But you would be like, yo, you got to see this.
It's so funny how bad he is. It would be even more cruel there you go look at look how he's off rhythm
look at that he danced into the melody this fucking idiot he's trying to tap dance it looks
like that's just stump from that garbage movie something like play with garbage yeah that was
the richest shit ever these fucking guys playing trash cans go to the subway station at time square it's the same person
there oh yeah way better too all right maybe we should start the episode anyway guys um listen i
didn't want to start like this this was up to you guys this is what happens when you get off the
rails um talking about off the rails jason pierre paul was in a car accident did you did you
wait before before i before i say anything about this, did he die?
Because I don't know if he died.
I'm going to be honest.
I just got so funny.
This guy ruined his career again in the offseason.
But what happened to him?
Because I do have things I'd like to say, but I want to make sure he's alive.
Let me get the exact amount of money that he spent on his car, right?
$350,000 Ferrari.
Okay.
He wrecked it, and there's a picture of him wearing a neck brace
which is just kind of okay but he's okay but he's alive okay um if you guys don't know jason pierre
paul is uh he's an nfl player he uh had a uh some fireworks blow up in his hands now his hand looks
like ginger root and uh and and that's probably why he crashed the car
it does it does so um so and now he's gotten into yet another tragic situation i think that this guy
do you think he's one of those people where it's like uh what was that movie where you can't escape
death oh final fantasy final destination do you think that's what's happening with him yo maybe but i also think
like so apparently they don't suspect he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol was he under the
influence of not having enough fingers to hold the wheel that's my point he was driving a 350,000
Ferrari at 3 a.m you know you can't control this powerful ass car the way you need to. You just got this.
Like this.
You locked in like a
sloth.
You can drive a $300,000
car like this.
You might as well have
a fucking eagle behind
the wheel, yo.
Just talons.
What you doing, man?
Get a fucking auto.
Get a Tesla with autopilot.
You got to get a picture
up of this guy's hand.
It's absolutely hilarious,
dude.
It's so funny. And he fucked up his hand. You want to have sushi and then take a bite out of it in
between each roll and the story look at that look at that son that looked like a cigar bar
that looked like the ashtray at a cigar bar yo
so yeah he fucked up his hand which is why we also don't feel as bad for him he fucked up his hand. This is why we also don't feel as bad for him. He fucked up his hand messing with fireworks.
And right before everything happened,
he took a picture of his van full of fireworks on the 4th of July.
And this is right after signing this massive contract.
He just signed a big contract.
He was a huge factor in the Super Bowl.
Like your whole life is ahead of you.
And then you blow off your hand playing with thousands of dollars with the fireworks.
Does he have a ring?
Did he win a ring? He did win a ring. He win a ring he won a ring he didn't want to the ring is gone with the firework
made him a little more glittery i guess but uh yeah that's that's why it's just like yo man why
you keep being reckless in the off season you don't need no 350 000 ferrari with one good hand yeah get a fucking driver enjoy that spend money on that yeah i mean they're
football players like we can't assume they're smart you can't you really can't we just got to
start shaming football players into feeling insecure about their decision making so that
they're that buttoned up no about what they do yeah and i used to think you were too hard on
football players after signing this horrendous uh bargaining agreement again that they signed
they just need to be shamed you're right they need to be shamed you need to know you're fucking
idiots you know like hot blonde girls have this insecurity that people are going to think they're
dumb because most of them are dumb yeah right we need that same thing to go to football players
yeah because if you meet like a hot or even hot girls in general if you meet a hot girl that's smart she will she knows that you think that about her and then she's making sure that she's like
well read she understands what's going on she's like i'm not going to be a stereotype yeah that
everybody thinks just because i'm hot i'm going to be stupid right and nfl players don't have that
just yet yeah so we need to bully them into realizing yeah like you showed me some video
or you retweeted some video of Matthew Stafford doing math.
He's incredible.
Come on, bro.
I don't think they're ever going to get.
They're still making money.
Matthew Stafford's an idiot, too.
They're never going to have the need to be smart.
Why is that not impressive?
What?
Why is that not impressive?
He guessed.
It's a guess.
Have you seen the video
I retweeted of Matthew Stafford?
Oh, when he did the math problem?
The guy gives you two big-ass numbers,
like 6,525 by 4,100. I think there's a formula for that. have you seen the video I retweeted of Matthew Stafford oh when he did the the guy gives you two big ass numbers like 6525
by 4100
I think there's like
a formula for that shit
it is
I don't think he just
figured it out
it's called multiplication
no no no
but I mean like
how you thought people
did math before
I don't think he's just
multiplying and intersecting
I'm pretty sure
oh there's a trick
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
there's a shortcut
yeah
still impressive nah still impressive if you know a shortcut it's not that pretty sure it's like... Oh, there's a trick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's a shortcut. Yeah.
Still impressive.
Nah, not really. Still impressive.
If you know a shortcut,
it's not that impressive, so...
It's not as impressive.
Whatever.
I'm tired of these
motherfuckers, bro.
I ain't the duck.
No, because there's
some important shit
that he's impressed
the fucking football player
does that do math
better than him.
That's what he's impressed.
You don't think that shit
impressed me?
You can't do math? Not like that. 25's why. You don't think that shit impressed me? You can't do math?
Not like that.
25 times 3.
God, he got that shit quick.
This motherfucker is Asian.
Bro, you are fucking Asian.
All right, let me do
some more math to you, right?
Yeah.
All right, ready?
76 divided by 4.
19?
I'm still figuring it out. That'm still figuring That's it
80 divided by 4 would be 20
Take away 4 more
That's what I did
That was fucking good
Alright last one
It's going down
This is for your Indian-ness
You're not Indian
If you get this wrong You're Bangladesh
For real
You're Bangladesh
If you get this wrong
Bangladesh
You're Bangladesh
Let's go
Okay ready
Alright
224
No sorry
244 squared
Oh fuck yo
Stupid fucking idiot
Fucking retard
Dude you don't know this already i know this shit
this is mad easy dumb fuck 12 damn son come on bro 244 that's the square root
yeah and it's a square root of 144 i know what you would think
i knew what he was i was like please, please, he's not taking that.
Please, he's not taking that.
I should have corrected you because I knew
that was what you were thinking.
You got it wrong twice.
I knew he was taking 144.
I knew it. You meant square root
and you meant 144.
You Bangladeshi. I was like, oh, I got him.
Oh, I got him.
I got this motherfucker.
No way he could come for me on 244.
Bro.
Bro.
And then I started thinking in my head.
I was like, wait, it's 12 times 12. I started doing a short math of it. I was like Wait it's 12 times 12
I started doing
The short math of it
I was like
I don't know if it got that
I don't know if it gets that far
What's 244
What is that one
How the fuck
Were you gonna calculate
That one
He was going
This had to work
And that shit was like
Damn
Square though
Yeah
That's 244 times 244
Times 244
Yeah Oh that's easy 863.29
let's go next segment come on jay cutler
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Alright Jay Cutler
I don't know nothing about
Kristen Cavalieri
Except her name
Uh huh
And she's on a reality show.
Uh-huh.
And they got divorced.
And this was, people are going crazy on Twitter.
Why do you think they got divorced?
So that he didn't kill his whole fucking family when that CTE sets in?
You don't think this bitch was timing it?
He's just been in the fucking living room mumbling shit to himself?
And she's like.
You know what's funny though?
I think she probably got more money than him.
I assume.
Nah,
they were on a reality show.
She was on the hills or whatever that shit was when we were in school.
Okay.
And then,
um,
and then they,
uh,
they had their own reality show together.
And then she made money through like,
you know,
various ventures,
but he was making NFL contracts.
His motherfucker was paid.
What?
The way I spent your childhood.
This is what you were watching. Yeah. What? The way I spent your childhood. Why?
This is what you were watching when you were a kid.
What were you doing this whole time?
Outside, riding a bike.
Oh, riding bikes.
Yeah.
I love you riding a bike.
No, he was just riding bikes.
Did you ride it with your arms?
Why your legs look like that?
Outside dad.
You know why we had to stay inside?
Because people like you
were outside
that's why
okay
that's why
we were inside
that's when New York
was a great place man
so New York was wild
you think that
New York was more dangerous
before Corona
way more dangerous
like just being out
like in the 90s
yeah
yeah
before 99
New York was the shit
it was
yeah it might have been the shit, but it was way more dangerous.
They didn't tell us to stay inside.
You weren't safe inside either.
Somebody come take your shit.
Someone would come to your house and rob your fucking house.
Corona, just stay inside.
You're fine.
You stay inside.
There was a fucking citywide pandemic.
Yeah, but a little danger is fun.
I'm not against it.
I'm just saying, we making a big deal about this Corona shit for no reason. I'm so tired of this shit. I'm not against it. I'm just saying we making a big deal about this Corona shit for no reason.
I'm so tired of this shit.
I'm so tired of this.
Is the curve flat yet, Akash?
Is the curve flat? Akash missed
her flat in the curve. You can start opening shit up slowly.
Al and I were talking about this because he listens to
The Daily. Yeah.
Akash lets
Al listen to The Daily and then absorbs all
that shit so he kinda listens
to the daily
all the news I get
is from motherfuckers
who watch the news
swear to god yo
I don't be looking
up news like that
you're just playing
news telephone over here
I be doing topics
and I check ESPN
and TMZ
and real news I get
from motherfuckers
who watch news
yo can I be honest though
our college's topics
have been on fire lately
your topics used to be trash.
It used to be just like you go to the first four things on ESPN and bring it.
And then once we were like, yo, mix it up with the random stories, you were coming with
kind of heat.
Yeah.
You know why?
Because he started going to TMZ.
Yo, TMZ's lit.
TMZ Twitter be having the topics, yo.
They're having the topics.
And I know our college don't read the story
Because it'd just be like
UFOs?
Question mark, question mark, question mark
Why are you adding question marks?
Why don't you tell us
What's happening with the UFOs?
Because that's a real news story
And y'all are my source for news
He basically threw it out here like
Yo, y'all heard about this?
I'm going to want y'all
To educate me on this
So I can get a take
After you tell me
What's going on on the daily
Maybe we should have waited
Until tomorrow's episode
Before the podcast
He's like
Oh you watching news
Like yeah what's going on
With the UFOs
Yo we'll talk
That's why I didn't
Put questions in
I don't even pretend to know
Come on
Y'all already know
What that UFO shit is
Don't front
I think we have the same idea
I tried to read it But here's the other thing I think I need somebody To dumb it down for me What do you think I already know what that UFO shit is Don't front I think we have the same idea I tried to read it but
Here's the other thing I think I need somebody to dumb it down for me
What do you think it is? I already know what it is
Distraction
Nope
Go out
What do you think it is?
What do you think it is?
I agree with Akash
Sheep
Oh boy
Y'all are sheep bro
Oh I thought you were saying it was sheep
No
It's like flying sheep
Someone's counting sheep
Nah son
Alright yo
Yo red pill us right quick
Do you wanna know what it is?
Red pill us right quick
I'll tell y'all what it is
Kim Jong-un spirit
That's Kim Jong-un
Motherfucking old son
Yes
Yes son
That's Kim
Kim Jong-un Coming back This is red pill motherf Kim! Kim Jong-un coming back!
He's a red pill motherfucker, son.
Kim Jong-un was dead.
He was dead. He went out to the
galaxy.
Keep going.
Got it back.
Got it back.
Came back with a quickness before they gave his sister
the fucking reins. Bro, that makes sense.
Which Korea is closest to space?
The North World!
The North World!
You're not going to go to space
from South Korea?
That's so far, bro.
That shit is way further.
You got to go to South Space.
Exactly.
Unless you go under it,
Columbus style.
First of all,
y'all know that's bullshit
because the Earth is flat.
So, she's going up either way.
Earth's not flat.
Kim Jong's face is.
Nah, in all seriousness, that's Kim Jong-un.
Oh, word.
Yo, you can't hold him down, bro.
Yo, my man.
You cannot stop him.
Bro, what does UFO stand for?
Un-identifying.
Un-identifying object.
Un-identifying-ing-object. Un-identify-ing-object.
Boom.
Un-identify-ing-object.
Oh, flying is better than fucking.
I was trying to find out what the acronym would be.
I was like, Oon fucking Object.
Bro, that's a great name for that shit.
Nah, but in all seriousness, Oon is back, baby.
Is he?
Are you sure?
Because you can't kill what's already dead.
Oh.
You said, are you sure?
Like, you know.
Yeah, I know.
He's saying it like he knows yo i know
kim jong-un is back why you say that yeah you think it's coincidence
that he came back the same day the robin shit dropped
that yo
dude think about it bro i'll be honest when al plays that sound effect the joy that goes
through his body oh yeah it's like it's in his soul
sign up a dj in that one second that one in particular though you get so fucking giddy
but in all seriousness you can't stop kim jung-un he's gonna be here forever
that's what he is yo i mean yeah he gotta be around forever he asian he's asian 104 that's my motherfucking guy
you know what i mean shout out to un bro we might have to go to north korea he's numero uno yo
think about it think about it should we go to north korea we could do that could we i'd go
you could go there's trips i'd go rodman came back yeah but that's rodman yo son what's the
difference seen rodman kim jong-un loves rodman what if we go there and then we win his heart
we could try to win his heart i think we can send him some videos i bet if we send him this video
he'd be like you know what these guys i just gotta scour the rest of your shit make sure there's no
jokes about the man i think that he could take a joke i think that he has an exceptional sense
of humor this is where this is where i thought trends diverge really you think he has an
exceptional training i think he has an exceptional sense of humor go quite a funny prank he played on us okay right it's not it's pretty good as
far as pranks go it was pretty good death is pretty good that's it he was just playing peekaboo
yo that's a great political leader to fake your own death son that's not the aveli sometimes you
gotta do that to see how much the people really fuck with you you know i mean you fake your own
death and you see all your mans right there that said they loved you.
And then they're out there like, nah, fuck that guy.
I'm glad he's dead.
His sister's way better.
Oh, word?
Oh, word?
With a young Tom Sawyer on it.
That's it.
Was that Huckleberry Finn or Tom?
I can't remember, bro.
I think it's Huck Finn, I think.
I think my man Hux did that to him.
Hux was chilling at his own funeral.
Yo, Hux was chilling, watching it funeral Yo Hux was chilling Watching it go down
Huckleberry Finn
Yeah
Huckleberry Kim bro
Huckleberry Kim is better
Huckleberry Kim
Out here dog
Yo
Hey
All I gotta say is
The guy's ahead of his time
Yo man
Listen
Listen Put some respect on him That's all I'm trying to say Put a little bit of respect Yo, man. Listen. Listen.
Put some respect on him.
That's all I'm trying to say.
Put a little bit of respect.
Try to see it from his eyes.
That's hard to do.
Yeah, that's not a good metaphor.
I just fuck with him because he drinks Henny.
He's on the Henny walks.
He has the Henny coming in.
Maybe he's a big hip hop fan.
Maybe his wife faked his own death.
He listened to Tupac Machiavelli and he's like, you know what?
I want to do this.
Hey, Biggie, born again.
Oh, shit.
Life after death.
Oh, shit.
He about to drop that double disc.
Oh, man.
You know that's coming.
I'm just saying, guys, if anybody got to connect to Kim Jong-un, holler at us because we want
to talk to him.
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It's like,
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Yeah.
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I didn't think you'd say it
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Yo,
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We've been doing these rants
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motherfuckers put our foot in their goddamn necks you ready al mark you ready yeah i caught you
ready oh yeah all right you're such a yeah no what'd he say he said are you ready yeah
um okay let's get back to the show um there was a big uh nfl draft uh gosh how did you feel about
this you were bullish on the nfl is they're the goats man it's the goat league they're the
fucking winners all the time and honestly we should stop hating on them and respect it. Okay. Because they're just the best.
Why?
Everybody else during quarantine is Davis Stern, cancel games.
One guy got Corona.
Adam Silver.
Adam Silver.
Adam Silver.
Adam Silver.
Cancel games.
We're not doing it.
Whatever.
I get it.
But then you have nothing.
Pussy.
Mad pussy.
Roger Goodell was like, nah, man, we're going to do this.
We're going to do this.
We're not going to endanger anybody, but we're going to do this.
You're not going to get your normal pro day where you go see whoever go like this
keep going i can get it you're not gonna get your normal pro day where you get to go see every
prospect whatever but we're gonna have this fucking draft yeah there's a drought of content
we could put out content and they did a draft where everybody's like the whole normally you
have like a war room for the nfl draft of a team does where like all the coaches are in one room and they're deliberating players and you have the whole clock.
They're just like, no, we're not going to do that.
You're going to zoom each other.
And then we're going to zoom in our picks, just like SportsCenter's been doing.
And not only did they have massive ratings, like day three of the draft, which is where you're getting players most people have never heard of.
They usually get like four or five, maybe six million viewers on day three of a draft this year they had 8.5 million whoa massive and
everybody loved the format they were like yo this is honestly low-key better why why is it because
it's just not as much fucking bullshit i didn't watch because i don't watch the draft i'll listen
to the ticket because i'm just like i don't care about fucking seeing fans every time you come back
from commercial this time there was none of the bells and whistles.
Yeah.
Just, hey, here's the pick.
Roger Goodell announces it.
It's also funny because he's not used to announcing past the first round, but he did the whole thing this time, which is like, if you add it up, it's like 24 hours and three days probably.
Right.
He's fucking drunk by the end of the second night.
Legitimately, everybody thinks he's drunk.
I sent you a topic where people are looking into it.
Yeah.
And it's just no bullshit.
Then as soon as the pick comes in,
the analysts talk about it and then they're done.
The one thing that was apparently annoying is like,
they would have a sob story for pretty much every prospect.
Like when he was four years old,
his father died of leukemia and they got the piano.
Other than that,
everybody's like,
yo,
this is the best it's ever been to the point that it's kind of a problem for
the NFL because they make a lot of money going from city to city and doing the draft.
I went when it was in Philly because wife used to live out there and I was like, let's
go.
Hundreds of like thousands of people.
They're making money, but everybody likes this better.
Right.
So in the quarantine, not only did you put out a product that people like, they like
it better.
Your ratings are record high.
You'll make more money doing this though.
I think you could make more money because you're not spending anything.
More people are watching.
You don't even need a studio.
Double ratings, no cost, and you air all five rounds of it instead of just one or two, what
they would do originally.
Yeah, they always aired all rounds.
But the first night is round one.
Right.
The second night is round two and three.
Right.
And then the third night is rounds four through seven, which is-
My assumption is that the viewership would start to drop it does and it still does but every night
i'm pretty sure they set records and the third night was like the third day was like i'm a big
football fan big draft fan and i'll go live my life and keep up but a lot of people were just
fucking tuned in this time i love it because there's nothing else to do i love it and the
nfl saw that and they said we're gonna go win there win. There's a... Go, go. The NBA,
I get you got to cancel the season.
I don't want to call them cucks.
That shit is so pussy.
I'll call them cucks.
We had to cancel shows,
so they got 10 times more people
What's that got to do with it?
What's that got to do with it?
It's just a lot of people
very close together.
So what?
Look how high the ceiling is.
If one NBA player dies or gets seriously ill, it's a wrap.
These are the people most likely to survive Corona.
They have the best cardio.
They're in great shape.
How are you going to die of Corona?
Never know.
You know the real issue is because these fucking idiots can't stop fucking bitches and flying them in that's if if these fucking idiot athletes didn't stop if they just
stopped flying bitches in and fucking them this would not be an issue they could just put them in
a hotel they could all hang out in the hotel none of them would get corona if they did they'd still
be healthy everything be fine so now you're asking for a lot. Son, I know. You're asking for a lot.
I'm just saying, we could,
I'm just annoyed
because we could have sports
if they could just keep their dicks
out of these bitches
for a couple months.
And we should have,
with no, yeah, I'm with that.
And I'll also say this,
you know what you could have done
to fill the time?
The draft.
College basketball season
is already canceled.
You're not going to have
your fucking combine.
You don't have time
for any of that.
Why don't you just do the draft?
You got all the tape
you're going to have.
Give us something. You gave us nothing. nothing nfl said all right this is not the
season but we're gonna carry forward with the normal draft yeah you don't need to do all the
work and most people had a better draft most teams because normally you see a guy a thousand times
you start you just overanalyze and if you look at everybody's draft like grades after this year
outside of the eagles they're mostly pretty good yeah because you can't overthink it i got to see this guy on tape and that's all i need to go on
yeah nba could done the same shit and you didn't and the nfl wins and i'm tired of feeling sorry
for players y'all signed that shitty ass collective bargaining agreement nobody took it to a lawyer
i'm done feeling sorry for you that's it this they're the they're the goat league and they're
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Yeah. I just feel like we could be having every sport right now if these athletes weren't fucking idiots.
Yeah.
Without fans, I would.
You don't need the fans there.
None of us are going to the games anyway.
I know.
We're watching it on TV.
So just play the fucking game on TV and don't fly bitches in and everybody's fine.
But if you start flying bitches in, one of these fucking idiot girls is going to have Corona.
And then she's going to go fly to another team or she's going to go back to her fucking
uncle's house.
Her uncle's going to end up dying and she's going to blame it on, you know, Draymond Green
or something like that.
And then all of a sudden the season's over.
If you could just isolate in a fucking hotel and we knew everybody didn't have Corona there,
it'd be fine.
It's stupid that we don't have a basketball season because these guys can't not fuck girls. That's the only
reason. And it would be more fun, I think. It'd be cool
to watch the playoffs with no fucking, just
once, with no fans in the stands.
Like, just them playing for the stakes
of that game. That'd be kind of
dope to watch. I would love to see
how they respond. There's no home court
advantage anymore, which is kind of cool.
Like, you're all in one hotel. Yeah.
One seed versus eight seed.
The amount of fights we would see, though,
if all these motherfuckers
are backed up
and haven't fucked.
It'd be the best competition.
It'd actually be the 90s.
This would be great.
People would actually swim.
Not swim.
Swing.
Swing.
Yeah.
No, but they'd actually
swing at each other.
Not all this
pump faking bullshit.
They'd get in each other's face
like, let's go.
Yeah, now they're hostile.
Oh, it'd be so fun.
Actually, it would be so fun.
It's just, it enrages me, bro.
I think I had too much coffee.
That shit just fucking hit me right there.
But yeah, it's like we could easily have a fucking season, man.
Let's have a fucking season.
What are we doing?
Why is Adam silver such a pussy
only four people can be at the practice facility at one time
what is gonna happen what is the worst case scenario that a 20 year old gets corona and
then he's back a week later if you got an old coach don't let him go simple as that
put a mask on coach there's a way to do it there's a way to do
it and if you don't want to have fans they're cool you want to tell cool what al at the very
least he could give us a draft i know you're saying that okay because they're young and
healthy they should be able to beat it but there are still some very few but there are some young
healthy people that still die from no so the moment one basketball player dies, that organization's like
this is your fault for continuing
the season. Nah, that's valid. Even middle ground.
That shit is
worth it, bro. That shit is worth it. I can't watch
no more videos on the Fed.
I can't. I need some basketball. Thank God for that.
I can't watch no more. Yeah, honestly, we need basketball back.
I can't deal with it.
Guys, I'm too deep in the fucking
conspiracy theories.
Ain't no rabbits in the fucking hole, bro.
I'm searching for them.
Son, he's so deep, he's getting racially progressive.
What does that mean?
Sam Cooke.
I can't believe what they did to Sam Cooke, man.
I love it.
I love that.
White man got him.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
That's what it's doing to you, yo.
We love it.
This is not the Andrew I know.
I thought Sam Cooke is white.
That's what it's doing to you, yo.
We love it.
It's not the Andrew I know.
I thought Sam Cooke is white.
I thought he was a white guy trying to help out black people.
You keep thinking that.
Yes.
Yes.
Sam Cooke is the shit, yo.
Listen, go check out Sam Cooke.
What was the documentary that you watched? It's uh the two killings of sam cook or something
like that oh okay on netflix it's on netflix and it's pretty good it's pretty good i'm not gonna
say it's fucking amazing it's pretty good but sam cook is amazing sam cook is amazing and he's just
got a fascinating story and if they ever try to take me out it'll be for that kind of stuff
i promise you they ever try to get your boy schultz out of here if i die of like a super random death they took me out same sam why did he get taken out say again why did he get
taken out because this guy challenged the um record industry and he was trying to empower
these artists man he was trying to empower artists and they fucking took his ass artists in particular
black artists in particular but i think it sets a precedent for all artists like if he brings black artists together and i think all the rock artists start going oh shit
we should do that shit too so it's like he was about to be the first domino you know and they
bodied that motherfucker and they tried to act like he was the one trying to rape a girl like
they flipped the whole thing on him man it's unbelievable and now his legacy's fucked because i was listening to his music and i'm like wait why is this guy why don't
we talk about sam cook in the same way that we talk about any other amazing artists from back
in the day like this guy had bangers i mean hit after hit after hit because like i was thinking
about that shit with um it's like now everybody who history looks uh upon poorly i'm a little curious right
now i'm not talking about hitler and these motherfuckers right but like i'm looking even
like an andrew jackson like president andrew jackson right they're like oh my god andrew
jackson is such a racist he's a horrible guy right and i'm like all the presidents were racist back
they all had slaves you can't be more racist than having slaves like until abraham lincoln
they were all racist right also he killed two races say again he killed two races let me let
me tell you something you think them white people that own slaves were like these native americans
got some nice fucking hats just like they would have native american slaves if they could they
just couldn't yeah but maybe they weren't killing them as actively son they were out there killing
them you just didn't know right there was no native american news network my perception of andrew
jackson is history looked at him differently in the last like 15 20 years that's like i remember
being young and nobody cared put it like this the motherfuckers that write history right the
winners write history like the way we look at world war ii is america's the savior we did it
all we we we were the ones
that conquered them without us they would have been fucked this at the other we came in there
saved the day nobody goes oh shit 25 million russians died in world war ii like most people
don't even know that most people know six million jews died in world war ii and nobody knows 25
million russians i didn't even know that froze to death most of them just froze i didn't know
that part son so it's like but the way that you craft history is you got to make yourself look great
if you won.
Yeah.
Right?
And that's how we should.
Because, hell yeah, let's go.
Why shouldn't we be the winners?
Why shouldn't we come and save the day?
And we did do some heroic shit.
I'm not saying we didn't.
But now I'm looking back at history and I'm like, oh shit, why are we supposed to hate
Andrew Jackson?
What the fuck did he do?
Of course, he's the guy who shut down the banks banks he got the central bank the fuck out of here and they remembered him very
poorly because of it and then i look at sam cook and i'm like wait a minute i know all these songs
i'm literally listening to sam cook on spotify my girl just put it on we're just hanging around
she's cooking we're just relaxing and every song is a banger i'm like yo who the fuck is this guy
and she's like sam cook he's like amazing i'm like
wait what i know every song but i don't know sam cook that's weird and we start googling sam cook
and wikipedia and i'm like they're like very sketchy death and i'm like uh-oh we put on the
net i hit up van van lake then a charlamagne i'm like yo is sam cook the best musician ever what's
going on yo he's up there you should check out the documentary on netflix they got this
motherfucker out of here and tainted his legacy forever dude like that's some crazy shit i'm saying we gotta
be skeptical of the over other people they tell us to hate bro it's on the next one i told you
it's uh it's called what happened miss simone yeah yeah on nina simone check out that real
that hey man she Amazing songs Yeah Amazing songs
Little rough on the face
I was waiting
Everybody was waiting
Amazing music
She look like Sharla
Amazing music
Mina the God
Bro
Real talk
Dark skin Sharla
Light skin Sharla
Boom
So Nina was out here Struggling Nina the God, bro. Real talk. Dark skin Charlotte, light skin Charlotte. Boom.
So Nina was out here struggling.
All due respect.
All due respect because the music is amazing.
All due respect because the music is amazing.
But it was, you know, it was a different time.
That was a different time.
It was a different time. It was a different time.
You know what I mean?
It was a different, you were just listening to the music.
Ain't no music videos. You know what I'm saying? It was a different time it was a different time you know what i mean it was a different you were just listening to the music ain't no music videos you know what i'm saying it was a different time
that's the thing we don't need to hear these fat bitches talking about how hard it is to be fat and
be a musician there was ugly bitches making music way before you. You know these fat bitches? What's that fat bitch name?
Which one?
Adele?
The singing bitch.
Adele.
The black Adele.
Lizzo.
Lizzo.
Oh.
I knew.
But like,
we don't need to hear how hard it is for you.
There have been ugly people
making music for years.
It's weird when we hear
how hard it is for you
and then everybody celebrates you
for being fat.
I just don't get it.
I feel like you gotta pick one
at this point.
Pick one! It's either hard to be fat or we all celebrate if you if it's hard to be fat we
could judge you for being fat and that proves that it's hard to be fat boom if it's beautiful to be
fat it was hard and now it's great so you're you know it's cool that's great pick a side celebrate
it and you're good unbelievable this shit of course you would try to have her cake and eat it too probably red velvet the bitch
what is it about like i'm what is it about that is annoying is that it is it like you're is you're
literally trying to have your cake and eat it too it's like you're trying to be a victim and you're
using the victimhood
to be celebrated
I think that's what
is yeah
I think that's what bothers me
so is one or the other
for us
seeing everybody
jump on board
and be like
oh it's so amazing
I miss her
I love her
no you don't
like you don't have to do this
they're only doing it
so that they can look progressive
so they can look progressive
it's the same shit
where Howard Stern said
Gabrielle Sidibe
Precious
he was like
she needs to lose weight everybody's celebrating her being like big like this she's not gonna have the career
she would have if she was 200 pounds skinnier yeah from what i understand that's basically what he
said and everybody jumped on his down his throat and fuck howard stern she's been in how many movies
since a couple tower heist or whatever with uh eddie murphy and ben stiller probably one or two
others i can't think of.
That's it.
That's because all the fat bitches in movies are played by black men.
Right?
Like, if you need a...
Tyler Perry, Martin Lawrence.
If you need a fat bitch in a movie, bro,
a male black actor is going to take that role.
Son, she been the fat bitch in less movies than Tyler Perry.
Eddie Murphy?
Eddie Murphy. Oh, Norbit. Norbit. less movies than Tyler Perry. Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy.
Oh, Norbit.
Norbit.
Nutty Professor.
Nutty Professor.
Son, fat black bitches can't get no roles out here,
and they got all the roles out here.
Real talk.
Yo, maybe Lizzo got a point.
Yo.
You think Eddie Murphy took more jobs from black actors
than any other person?
Oh, my God.
He might have, though person? Oh my God.
He might have though. Oh my God.
Everyone's talking about representation of Hollywood.
He played eight black people in a movie, bro.
Yo, it's like he made Chappelle famous.
He made Rock famous.
He's like, I got to cut this shit out.
It might not be an Eddie Murphy no more.
He just started playing all the roles.
Son, the same thing with Robin Williams.
Robin Williams would voice all the characters
in the cartoons
with Aladdin.
It's like,
can motherfuckers get some work
out here, Robin?
That's so true.
He would rob people of their roles.
You're going to steal people's jokes
and their roles?
Dude, that's a great fucking point.
Oh my God.
They probably took him out.
Yo.
Yo.
You don't steal jobs
from white people, son. They took took them out and brag about it bro his
name was robin that's what we're saying bro holy shit now we're on to do you think that's why they
threw the tranny at eddie oh that's why he oh no that's why he had to start doing his own roles
because he was putting too many black people on put rock on put chapelle on put martin on you
know what let's get this guy out of here oh no i i think it's the other way i think the black
actors like wait a minute he's doing all the characters in the movies and our roles aren't
there no more we got to get him out of here go get him with the train together to conspire yo come on
black people don't come what happened just right there son did kim jong-un just possess you i think he might
are you possessed by kim jong-un i think he might i think i got mk ultra
yo what would happen if you got possessed by kim jong-un i don't know dude that'd be crazy
where's some sick ass fits um but wait in all seriousness what were we just saying
i don't remember
Oh Eddie Murphy's training
Oh yeah
Do you think that's a possibility?
Yeah
Oh black people conspiring
To come together
Yeah
Do black people conspire
To come together?
Akash says no
I don't know
I haven't been
I haven't been brought in
You haven't been brought in
To the meetings
Yeah
Oh maybe the Jay Z
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all right let's get back to the show here dr martin johnson is the goat bro yo
did you see the clip oh my god which clip is the question oh my god he is the funniest
motherfucker unintentionally funny yeah he is the most unintention Oh, my God. That's the funny part. Dude, he is the funniest motherfucker.
Unintentionally funny.
Yeah.
He is the most unintentionally funny human being that I've ever seen in my entire life.
There's a clip.
I got this shit on my phone, yo.
There's a clip of him giving these conferences.
He gives these conferences where he basically just takes advantage of black people.
I mean, it's really sad, man.
It's too bad because i like a lot of
things he says but you you don't know that's the thing like if you listen to him you don't
yeah you know maybe i haven't listened enough i don't know that's why i say i don't have a real
opinion one way or the other but from what i've heard i heard a little snippets i'm like oh that's
cool nah that's the thing broken clock right two times a day right so like he's perfect example of that like he'll say some shit that's like empowering and smart
honestly i don't even want to like get into like do you know uh which which conference
no i got i got the clip somewhere right here man because i've laughed at this i got it y'all ready
yeah y'all ready for this shit yeah all right so i give you the long version
the short version how long is the long version 44 seconds oh yeah we got 44 seconds okay hold on a second put it on the tv hold up
should i send it to you and put on the tv all right can you can you explain who he is
yeah so one guy mark don't know about i'm sending sending it to your phone, Al? Yeah. All right.
So Dr. Umar Johnson is the prince of pan-Africanism, I guess, which is a movement. It's a black empowerment movement.
And he has some very strict racial opinions about how black people should operate.
And you're right.
There is some uh black
pride baked in there and about like togetherness and supporting community etc but um and i got a
lot of the shit about this a few years ago but the cool thing about the truth is that it never ages
guys truth never ages i call that's a bar never age truth is black bro that's right I know it dog so uh that's funny so
basically he had this hustle back in the day like I I picked up that he was a con artist and shit
like that but this was he was gaining a lot of steam back then he wanted to like start this like
charter school for like black boys and he was like getting all these like donations in to start it
and it never ended up becoming a school and it looked like a whole scam and who knows what he's
trying to do but I basically called him I was like dude he's got like a lot of like super racist and homophobic
rhetoric and it's like stupid this is back on brilliant natives when i was like trying to like
make like societal points about shit and everybody called me fucking all right or racist this that
the other and a few years later now he's just a laughingstock in the internet but that's fine
no apologies necessary guys it's okay just destroy my character. But that's fine.
Okay, so here.
But I absolutely love this guy.
He's fucking hilarious.
I mean, I don't love him in terms of anything he says.
You laugh at him.
Oh, my God. He is so funny.
You know how Duval posts retards on his Instagram and they're hilarious?
This is my version of it.
Okay, so play this.
This is him at a conference.
Oh, shit.
This is him at a conference talking about how to fix a community.
Ready?
And play. Come on, shit. Is there a conference talking about how to fix a community? Ready? And play.
Come on, play. Okay.
Got the thug
energy, anger.
Thug energy is normally anger and pain.
That's all it is. I know because I do therapy
with them thugs. And once they see I ain't scared
of them, then we can have a conversation.
And fellas, I want to be clear now.
When we go back to take over the community, because
we're going to have to do it, gentlemen.
You can't expect the cops to fix this because they started it.
But I want to be clear.
I know some of us love our children, but some of our children are so far gone that we're going to have to put some of them to sleep in order to take back the neighborhood.
Some of y'all don't want to hear that because you don't live in reality.
But I'm telling you as a psychologist, I'm not going to be able to psychologize all of them on the corner.
Some of them are going to sleep.
For good!
What did he scream?
He said, some of them are going to sleep.
For good!
Son, for literally a week straight, maybe two weeks straight, every day I sent charlotte main for god every single day
just randomly throughout the day it is hilarious what does charlotte say because charlotte oh
charlotte put him on breakfast club a lot i think charlotte is entertained by him i honestly don't
know because i asked him i was like i don't get it like you know he's not a doctor right because i
started looking into shit his name is dr roman johnson i'm starting to look i was like where's he a doctor from like where'd he get his degree yeah and i was like just ask if he's not a doctor, right? Because I started looking into shit. His name is Dr. Robert Johnson. I'm starting to look. I was like, where is he a doctor from?
Where did he get his degree?
And I was like, just ask if he's a doctor.
I can't find it.
I Googled it.
I cannot find any degree for being a doctor.
That's first step of Connors.
Right, right, right.
Like the bare minimum, you're a Connors.
You can't find it.
So I'm like, oh, the whole thing is fraud.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, bro.
That's the thing.
He already put a lot of you asleep
he said that shit so that shit was hilarious that was wild yo that's a wild ass clip what else we
what else we talking about today boys just shout out to black people who aren't doctors and claiming
to be one though like son Son. Son. Dre.
We are the best for that. That's how not racist we are, though, is we just believe it.
I mean.
You tell me you're a doctor and I'm racist, I'm going to be like, from where?
But Dr. Umar Johnson says he's a doctor.
I'm like, yeah, I can see it.
Yeah, he's a doctor.
Yeah, he's a doctor.
You can't question it, though.
That's what it is.
Why not?
Because then you feel guilty.
Some black guy is like, oh, yeah, I'm a doctor or something.
You have to be like, well, take his word for it.
You know what I mean?
Because if you do question it, then, yeah.
Then you're racist.
But do you ever question anybody's doctor it?
Like, are you ever like, anybody's like, I'm a doctor?
And like, you would audibly say, really?
The only people who do are other doctors.
Women?
Women?
I'm a doctor.
You can get a doctor in home ec from where?
The Culinary Institute?
Bitch, I didn't know they gave out doctorates.
My girl did not like me correcting her on her food, bro.
Talk about it.
She made some food and that shit had a lot of ginger in it.
Okay.
The Indian food?
The Indian food.
It was tasting mad gingery.
All right.
And I'm nice with figuring shit out.
Okay.
What does that even mean?
Like, I mean, nothing.
There's always a solution to anything. I'm nice at having taste buds.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Check it. Check it. There's always a solution to any- I'm nice at having taste buds. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Check it.
Check it.
There's always a solution to every problem, Akash.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
Hit me with that.
Hit me with that.
That wasn't a buzz.
Hit me with that.
Okay, so I Google how you counteract the flavor of ginger, because I'm like, there's got to
be an equal and opposite reaction for food.
There we go.
Boom.
If something's too salty, you got to add this to take away the salt.
I'm like, they got to have that for ginger.
Motherfuckers been making ginger shit for too long to not be able to balance it.
So I Google it.
Right.
I'm like, it's a little ginger.
She's like, you think it's too gingery?
And I'm like, yeah, all you need to do is put some brown granulated sugar in there.
Okay. Okay. Okay. ginger and i'm like yeah all you need to do is put some brown granulated sugar in there okay okay okay this chick want to look at me this chick want to look at me i don't even know what she said to be honest with you but she was so upset that i corrected her cooking that i offer
a suggestion of her on her cooking being that i know nothing about cooking right but i had to
explain to her it has nothing
to do with my expertise in cooking this is google's expertise in cooking don't you think
that's reasonable to correct yeah i definitely think it's reasonable but she's feeling like if
she googled how to fix a joke and corrected you on a joke, you will look at her like,
what?
Yeah, my girl did that.
She might get Sam cooked.
It ain't no cooking for you.
She might go to sleep.
Oh, God!
Son!
Son!
Son! Imagine your girl That's a valid insight al that's a valid insight what would i do and that's what if but what if the correction that she gave fire would you give her credit hell no
and how would you look at her my girl gave My girl gave me one premise that I completely forgot she gave me.
On purpose forgot.
I can't let this chick get her credit for my brilliant shit.
She had a good ass idea.
I said, hey.
When she said the idea in the conversation,
I realized I was like, yo, that shit might be a good joke.
And in the conversation, I was like, honestly,
I don't think anybody would make any sense of that, to be honest.
I downplayed the fuck out of her idea in real time.
I go, no, no, I hear what you're saying, but I think most people think you're a fucking idiot for some shit like that.
You know what I mean?
So, no, just forget you even said that so nobody judges you in the future.
And then I said it as a joke.
I remember she came to the show in New Orleans.
Later that night, she was like, that was really cool that something I said to you ended up on stage.
I was like, bitch, you got to be out of your goddamn mind thinking you thought about that.
I told you that in that conversation, crazy ass. Yeah, I'm going to be honest.
Some of these bitches got to go to sleep.
Are you right?
They do, doctor doctor I get it
I can't psychologize her
I cannot psychologize her bro
Yo
I'm gonna be honest
I relate to your girl
On this cause
Me and a couple comics
That are friends
You have been
Been a part of a thing
Where we run a premise by you
And you're like
No I thought of that
I did
Huh
Uh oh
I did
Uh oh son
They coming at you now J if it's coming at you now
if i thought of it i did yeah but you just won't go on stage you won't put it on stage but then
i'm like or whoever's like but now i can't put it on stage because now we don't know maybe we're
wrong maybe he did think of it i thought of all jokes it's a thing that's unfortunate for other
comics that i thought of all jokes yo watching andrew
talk to himself is so fucking funny what i do it's just a few and i'm sure you guys can tag
on sends here's being his phone and you won't be talking to anybody and just be like these
motherfuckers is hating you Yo Andrew Who
These motherfuckers
Everybody
They can do some shit
And he can explain
How it was his first
Oh my god son
You see these motherfuckers
Trying to go on stage
And tell jokes
Into a microphone son
How they fuck
How they gonna do my shit son
How the fuck
They gonna try
To be funny in front of crowds
You know they tell the joke
And then they do some shit after the joke
That's also funny that they say
Tag it
This shit is crazy bro
This shit is crazy bro
I be promoting my shows with a flyer
These motherfuckers wanna promote their shows
So people come out to their shit Stealing my bits i'm like yo that's chris rock
doing my jokes in the 90s and shit fucking idiot son no i like to create like little enemies bro
that shit drives me i know and you need that you need that i know but they don't know that shit
we be shaking hands in the club hey shows, Shows, how's everything going?
I'd be like, that's good.
Everything's cool.
But you go to sleep.
Fuck you!
I like the way you psychologize your enemy.
You've got to create the enemies, B.
Bro, you really do.
We were riding the motorcycle.
Oh, boy, here we go.
And literally.
I don't know what's going to happen. i don't know what's gonna happen i don't know
what's gonna happen i don't like that so you the light turns green yeah and then for the other side
for the cross street and you cut off a car to go across the street because you don't stop at the
red light yeah and then the cop turns on his little sirens. He goes, whoop, whoop. And you go, bitch ass cop.
You cut him off.
You want to know some real shit I do that is fucking stupid, but I really do it?
I'll be biking, right?
And I'll pass another biker.
Yeah.
Right?
And as I pass, I'll go, fuck out of here, stupid.
You want to know what's crazy?
I got electric.
I ain't even biking past him.
It's the electric doing all the work.
I literally look at him.
I was like, stupid, fuck out of here.
Stu, you thought you was going to keep up with me, stupid, with your dumb pedal?
Oh, man.
I'm just as dumb. I'm going up the bridge
and I was like, dumb pedaling going up the bridge And I was like You dumb peddling ass
What the fuck
Walk it
Walk it
The homeless dude
With a bunch of bottles
On his shit
He's like
I bet you hot
I bet you hot
I bet you breathing hard
Right now
I bet you breathing hard
I bet you sweaty
You sweaty underneath all that
Hey what's it like to breathe
Like you got corona
Why you breathing so heavy
Yo that is true man
Create those enemies bro
Y'all gotta create
Y'all don't got enemies
That don't know they're enemies
I got a couple for sure
come on
I don't have any
none
none
swear to god
none
swear to god
black women
you be passing them
in the club
like fuck out of here
what are these white bitches
Alex was like
yo Nina Simone's
the best artist ever bro
if she walked up to you
in the club
you'd be like
You like her cause she's dead
I missed that
You also like her cause she got two white names
Guys Okay guys okay okay all right um draymond oh god
the auto tune huh
i'm nice we haven't had a singing competition in a minute bro
we haven't had a singing competition in a minute, bro. We haven't had a singing competition in a minute.
I think we got to save it for Patreon.
Save it?
Yeah.
All right, but we haven't had a singing competition.
Hey, bet.
Friday, everybody got to come correct with a song.
Okay.
Sam Cooke?
No, you come correct with your song.
You choose what you want.
Everybody got to come correct with a song.
Friday, we're going to have another singing competition because we haven't had a sing competition in a minute.
Ooh, and Mark's here now.
Oh, yeah.
Mark thinks he can sing.
Mark thinks he can sing.
I'm a legit singer, bro.
How do you figure?
Because I know all the words.
No, but why are you a legit singer?
Because I'm good at it.
But why?
I was in the choir.
Were you in choir?
Yeah.
Oh, that shit's cheating, bro. Fifth grade bro he got lessons in it yeah this is miss taylor that's not even
real choir yeah that's nothing you don't think no that's just like we did him out before it got real
he just got to stand up there with the rest we got superiors we got superior at the state
competition what does that mean i don't really know i don't know superior yeah i think is what it was so when you win you're not the winner you're better than average superior
what is it it's better than average i guess that's not assuming guys can you explain what
dude it was an all white kids choir at a like a christian school i should have trashed probably
really yeah what songs did you sing uh we sang shut the fuck up mostly sam cook is what we sang a lot of sam cook oh there
we go respect respect a lot of nina simone son we gotta do we gotta do a nice little sing-along
come friday flagrant idol part 2? Flagrant Idol Part 2.
I think so.
I'm with it.
Y'all with it?
But we have to really try to sing.
You can joke around.
You the motherfucker that joked around the whole time last time.
I'm not.
I take it serious.
Nah.
I take it serious.
Nah.
Hey, I have the best voice.
I have the best lips.
I thought we already did it.
And I thought once Al won, he won for good.
Wait, what song did Al do?
I said I bodied everything.
No, I'm not going to lie.
Don Al Jones, Where I Want to Be.
Al is nice.
Al is nice.
I will be honest.
Mark is nice.
Mark is good at singing.
Mark is really good at singing, bro. I'm not going front. I'm not going front. Mark is good at singing mark is really good at singing bro i'm
not going front i'm not going front mark is good saying akash you're trash you are trash you're
garbage at singing you you're like garbage you're the worst yo no no no i'm if i'm trash you're
worse that's all i need i'll be trash yeah but you worse no al son who do you think is a worse
singer friday we're gonna see friday he you think is a worse singer We're gonna see Friday He just want health insurance
That's all
He just want health insurance
Oh
Yo yo yo
Do the fucking
Faso latido
Right now
Just do it
Hit it
Yo you hit it
Do re mi faso latido
Oh
That was kinda nice
I can't hate
That was kinda nice
That was kinda nice I dare you to sing with me right now go hit it go how does it go? You know how that shit go. Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do.
No.
No.
That shit was nice, too.
No.
That shit was nice, a little bassy, a little rich.
Voice cracked.
That shit was rich.
That shit was rich, yo.
Fucking cracked.
That shit was rich, yo.
You fucking cracked, bro.
That shit was rich, too.
Nah, you about to lose come Friday.
All right, let's go.
You better come correct.
Oh, we going.
Let's go.
Let's better come correct. Let's go. All right, let's go let's better come correct let's go all right
let's go let's talk about draymond draymond okay draymond green why do you think that he feels the
need to talk he's like dennis rodman but boring oh my god i love that go on he's just Dennis Rodman, but boring. Oh my God. I love that.
Go on.
He's just a bootleg ass Dennis Rodman.
You're not quite as good of a defender.
You're not nearly as good of a rebounder.
You're not nearly as entertaining,
but you keep yapping.
You're not doing any of the crazy shit.
You're not going out getting drunk
and then coming back
and being the fucking,
winning at the Indian race
or whatever it's called.
Yes.
You're just not as good
and you just talk more
and it's not fun to watch.
Rodman entertaining,
so I'll let Rodman slide.
Yeah.
Draymond is not.
Yeah.
He is...
Just complaining.
Just fucking complaining.
And like,
if you guys don't know
what we're referencing,
he was on a podcast.
I forget whose podcast.
And he was just talking
all this shit for no reason.
Like, there's really no reason
for him to talk about this.
You have your rings.
History books say what they say.
It's the Matt Barnes, Stephen Jones podcast.
What's it called?
Stephen Jackson.
Stephen Jackson.
But he just starts giving out all these opinions for nothing.
And maybe it's deep-rooted insecurity.
Who knows what the fuck it is.
But he drives me crazy because I think that he believes he's part of the big three, if you will.
Yes.
I truly believe, I truly believe in my heart that he is as valuable to the Warriors as Luke Longley was to the Bulls.
He is the Warriors' Luke Longley.
I think he is the most replaceable player on that team.
I really think.
I think you could get any decent power forward that plays D.
Don't have to do anything else,
but plays D? Can you think of a
player in the league that you could replace him with?
Any power forward.
Not Kevin Love, because Kevin Love don't play
D. Kevin Love can't lock up,
but if you take a Pascal Siakam,
the Warriors are 10 times better.
I wish we could go through
lists of power forwards that would be 10 times better, because, yeah. I wish we could go through lists of power forwards.
It would be 10 times better.
Because you don't have to do anything.
Just stand at the fucking top of the key,
hand the goddamn ball off to Steph or Klay,
and shut the fuck up.
Literally, that's all you have to do to win rings.
And he can't stop talking.
What did Barkley call him?
Mr. Triple Single?
Yeah.
That's what he is.
He's Triple Single.
It's like you don't have...
Yes, you can play defense
against guys that are bigger than you effectively yes you have that we're the greatest team ever
me and steph curry would have fucking destroyed shack in a pick and roll shack would have walked
through you on the first pick and roll and you would never set a pick against sturdy in your
entire life yeah you think you're stopping Shaq in the post?
I dare you to think that at 6'7", you're going to stop Shaq in the post.
Unbelievable.
You can play D against today's big man because today's big man is a 6'9 guy who's 190 pounds.
Yeah. You ain't seen no fucking Shaq.
Do you think he's just trolling?
I think that he-
It's quarantine.
He's bored.
He just wants to troll and stay in media.
I don't think so.
I think he's like us. I think that he wants attention he's no different than us yeah but like we want attention
because this is what we do for a living we literally talk shit for a living that that is our
job he plays basketball for a living you don't need both right like good enough at basketball
to get attention for it yeah but but you are gonna get attention and you're gonna get the
rings you should be validated by that one thing you shouldn't need anything else like i can understand
if we were like on a rowing team and we were like the best rowers are on the best rowing team like
that should validate us we should be good with that you know what how you talked about jordan's
ego was wrapped up in the ring yeah draymond's isn't draymond got the rings got rings and still
not validated because draymond knows that he's he's not uh Because Draymond knows he's not necessary.
He really knows he's not necessary, and it eats away at him.
And I think he's kind of trying to qualify himself constantly.
He's like, I am part of this big three.
I do offer value.
I am part of the reason why we won.
You're a part, but so is Jon Paxson.
You're part, but so is Bill Cartwright.
That's who you are.
You are a role player on the best team ever,
and your role could be easily filled by any number of other players there.
It really could.
And people bigged his ass up.
They bigged his fucking ass up, and he started to believe it.
That's the issue.
So here's what I think.
Yo, he got the first championship.
He was pivotal because that's a substitution they made that turned the series.
Now, it was also a broken-ass Cleveland team.
If Cleveland was full strength,
they probably,
they probably was,
but if Draymond doesn't get suspended
for game five,
a lot of people think
Golden State wins that series.
But he did.
But he did
because he's a retard.
There you go.
And also,
at the end of that series,
the reason they lost
is because by game six and seven,
they figured out
how to beat the Warriors.
And Draymond is a guy
you can expose.
They don't,
you just kill Steph on the pick and roll and then you're fine draymond can't hold all day we we know
you'll miss eventually yeah shoot threes i remember texting you in the first half because he hit a few
threes and you're like this is the best draymond is drunk off these threes you can start missing
calves are gonna win that's exactly what happened and it's happened you know what's interesting is
that the best thing that could have possibly happened to dream on green's career is coronavirus by far the best thing because it will make us forget
about the season where he was exposed when steph is down and clay is down and draymond is by himself
he's averaging eight points a game whatever the fuck he is you know the second best thing is kd
signs another thing that he hated but if kd didn't sign all of a sudden we know how to beat the
warriors it's done.
They're a beatable team.
This is the formula.
Then KD signs, and now it's an unstoppable amount of talent,
and there's nothing you can do.
But he's, what, the fifth best player on the team,
fourth best player on the team?
There you go.
It's very interesting.
This was the season that he spoke the most, right?
He had the most opinions,
and this is the season where he was exposed the most.
I think he's just speaking out of insecurity.
He's realizing his limitations, and he's realizing how amazing he was exposed the most. I think he's just speaking out of insecurity. He's realizing his limitations and he's realizing
how amazing he was
when he was in that system
and he was the fourth
or fifth option
on the floor
at any given point in time.
It's no different
than when you play
with Steve Nash
and all of a sudden
you start averaging
20 points a game.
You're like,
oh, I'm the shit.
And then you stop playing
with Steve Nash
and you're like,
wait a minute,
why am I averaging
12 points a game?
Jason Kidd,
you ball with Jason Kidd and you're shooting the best you've ever shot, right?
You're scoring the most you've ever scored.
He's going to get you the ball in the perfect situation at any point in time.
LeBron.
LeBron, perfect example.
You're going to get money when you play with these guys.
But you're not actually that good on a free market in the league.
And Draymond, when he was on a free market, the Warriors were bums. Worst team in the league and draymond draymond when he was on his free market the warriors were
bums the worst team in the league i think were they the worst team in the league i believe the
worst so if you're charles barkley you think you're bet charles barkley can't sit at my table
but with you as the alpha the team is the worst in the league so charles made the playoffs charles
would drag you to the playoffs charles would drag your ass to the motherfucking playoffs. Where are you dragging him?
To the worst fucking record in the league
or at least the worst record in the West?
Yeah, you're a system center.
You are a system center.
That is well said.
And you're speaking out
because you're realizing it this year.
You're realizing your effect on the team is minimal.
And the level of denial is crazy.
He was saying like,
teams used to always say when we were good
that you guys get all the calls. And then this year we're bad and we're not getting the calls
and i see what they're saying but then he didn't stop there he goes it's almost like refs are paying
me back for what you know the things that i would do when i was good like they don't like me it's
like no this is just you got bent that's how the league works good teams get all the calls i think
they got the most calls fine now. Now you're a bad team.
You see what it's like.
But instead of saying,
yo, we got the benefit of the doubt
on a lot of calls.
Yeah.
We still win the series,
but maybe we don't win game one
against Cleveland
if KD didn't get that,
draw that bullshit charge
against LeBron or whatever.
Right.
We got a lot of calls.
Instead of saying that,
he's just like,
no, I think they hate me
from back when we were good.
Not, oh yeah, they're right.
We got the benefit.
It's, oh, they hate me.
Woe is me.
He's just so annoying, man.
Well, you can't accept the truth.
Most people are in denial about something.
So we overcompensate somehow.
If the truth is something you don't want to believe,
you can't accept it.
Anything you're insecure about, you overcompensate.
So him overcompensating for the fact
that he's insecure about being like a true all-star
on your own, you're great. With good players who can't play defense. With great shooters all-star on your own you're great with good players
who can't play defense with great shooters who can't play defense you're necessary you hold it
together that's the only time you're valued like really valuable and that is a position of value
but it's not a position that needs to talk it's not a star position yeah so it's one of those
things where it's like you might be the linchpin you might be the thing that holds everything
together you know that stone that's in the top of an archway yeah right it's one of those things where it's like you might be the linchpin. You might be the thing that holds everything together. You know that stone that's in the top of an archway?
Yeah.
Right?
It's that one stone, right?
Yeah.
That when placed, it holds the arch together.
Yeah.
Yes, that thing is incredibly important, right?
It's not the fucking foundation.
It's not the columns.
It's not the thing that's actually building the arch.
Without it, it falls.
Sure.
But it is not the most important part of
that team because you don't even have a fucking arch if you don't have the things that are
supporting the supporting the structure itself you're dennis robin but not as good dennis robin
couldn't carry a team on his own dennis robin was a great defense the the boy david aldridge say the
best on the ball defender he's ever seen yeah draymond is probably up there off the ball on
the ball yeah you're not nearly as good of a rebounder dennis robbins by far the
best rebounder ever yeah that's who you are yeah dennis robbins a star because dennis rodman is a
star and you know what's a shame is that draymond would be so beloved if he shut the fuck up yeah
man i would love draymond because we've got because you actually kind of want to
love the underdog on the team of stars we all do america loves an underdog we were an underdog
that's how we got here yeah we're rebels we are an underdog built into us yeah we love the fucking
guy that's the underdog and you do the intangibles right you're jumping into the crowd if you're
gonna yeah take on the rod you're jumping in the crowd you're playing the tough d you're defending
the guys that are way bigger than you.
We would fucking love Draymond
if he let us love him
instead of explaining to us
why we should.
Yeah.
We would fall in love
with a guy like that.
We'd want him on our team.
Hey, he's the reason
why the Warriors win
because he can hold it all together.
But the second that you come out there
and you open your mouth
and say your name
alongside Steph Curry
or Kevin Durant
or even
Klay Thompson you look ridiculous you really do fucking Drain Mart you heard what Barkley said
what did he say he said you're the you're the worst member of the boy band that's what he said
so Barkley's the funniest yo yeah that's the other thing about Draymond
Dennis Rodman
will take your best player
mentally out of the game
yeah
Draymond can't do that
Draymond will take himself
out of the game
Draymond will take himself
out of the game
if you charge him up
Bradley Beal
that was like a
what was that
that fight was a draw
no
Bradley Beal checked him
I thought Beal won
maybe I hate him
it wasn't a fight
but Beal checked him
and Draymond didn't do shit.
Yeah, so that's why I thought his win was.
But you didn't body Bradley Beal, who's not a big guy.
I mean, he's what, 6'7"?
He's a small forward?
I thought Bradley Beal was 6'5".
Maybe.
You're going up against Sanders.
You're supposed to be the fucking bully.
You're the guy.
Chuck fought Shaq.
Yeah.
You ain't fighting no Shaqs, yo.
Yeah.
Chuck was fearless yeah you went at
bradley bill went at you and got you yeah made you expose you yeah man i'm not feeling the draymond
situation right now he needs to quiet it on up if he quieted down honestly i'd probably come around
on him this year i'd have been like yo man you put that guy on the right team he'd be great we love
him and i thought maybe he would shut up he even said last year he learned he needed to shut up more i think yeah he forgot that yep yep what else we got man i saw this thing going
around on twitter uh would you start bench or cut these three players shack hakeem elijah one and
kareem adub jibbar that's hard fucking good one yo start bench cut uh i'd have to cut uh hakeem uh i would start um
i was gonna yeah and then i would bench uh kareem i'd bench kareem because i'd want
kareem to finish the game
because Shaq can't
shoot free throws.
Oh, that's a great call.
I was just thinking,
so I was,
this is crazy to say,
but I think you've got
to cut Hakeem.
And I was thinking
you would start Shaq
just because psychologically
I think he needs that
a little bit more.
And also, yeah,
early on in the game
you can run the offense
through Shaq.
Late in the game you can't.
So that's what I was thinking.
You would bench Hakeem and have him close it out but it's a good one that
skyhook is indefensible too I mean Kareem reek from uh the what's the podcast he does a mouse
he was saying he says he thinks Kareem is the best ever and there's an argument there's an
argument for it man it's hard to deny yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and you say it's just because
Kareem was an asshole
i think history remembers him poorly man i think that he played a role in that
but yeah it's interesting al what do you think i would probably
start kareem yeah and then bring in shack when i needed like some bully bull
because kareem's gonna get you buckets yeah and he's in better. So it's like when he needs a rest, bring in Shaq.
Because you know Shaq's going to give you buckets too.
But also he could just go ham when I'm putting him in as six man.
And then bring Kareem back in.
This might be something you should consider.
I was just thinking Shaq's ego is a little more fragile.
Yeah.
So if you bench Shaq, he could get pouty.
He could get whatever.
You start Shaq, give him that.
Shaq does have a fragile ego.
Kareem, maybe he's an asshole but he seems like
he wouldn't be his whatever
at least he tries to be about that like Buddhist shit
so we'll see if he actually believes it
Mark what do you think do you know any of these guys
no no I think the one on the left
is pretty good and the other two
you can take them or leave them
alright what else we got
let's look at the topic list
you
oh the Aaronaron gordon
diss track dog yeah that shit is yo bars dog you liked it sure absolutely
nah that might have been a bomb bro i just okay go on go on are we gonna listen to something no
no i don't want to i don't want to get flagged or nothing like that all right let's be honest aaron gordon who plays for the orlando magic had a diss track
um and he's dissing duane wade and also dissing like the competition itself yeah this is where
he fucked out i'm gonna be honest if he just made like a regular rap i think people be like yo he's
not bad for a rapper he's not dame but he's not bad for a rapper. He's not Dame, but he's not bad for a rapper.
But writing a diss track
because of a fucking dunk contest
makes you look like such a loser.
Yeah.
Now you lost a dunk contest
before you got robbed.
Now you deserve to lose that shit.
Yeah.
There's this,
the only thing this thing says to me
is that he believes
he'll never win a championship.
And the mark that he was going to make on the NBA
was going to be winning a dunk contest.
I think that's as far as he thinks he would have gone.
I don't know if he cares to win a championship.
I mean, I assume...
I mean, I don't know if he's got that thing in him,
that Jordan thing in him that's like,
I want to win a championship at all costs.
Like, if this eats away at you
and your answer is to go make a diss track and not like fuck everybody let's burn this whole
thing i mean i i think every player in the nba wants to win a championship yeah but like
how bad do you want it is what i'm saying yeah i think he doesn't believe he'll ever be in a
situation where he can win it and i think he's okay with that like that's what i mean yeah so
because if you're making a big deal off of a fucking dunk contest.
Yeah.
Like dunk contest, it's fun for us, but it's really stupid.
Like, let's be honest.
Like, who gives a fuck who's the best dunker?
Because the best dunker doesn't even play in the NBA.
The best dunker is some guy that's part of like some dunk league, right?
But can't even dribble a basketball.
Like, you can't even dribble a basketball like you can't in the nba when you win a championship there's no better basketball players out there in the world
so when you win that championship you are the best basketball player in the world yeah when you win
the dunk contest in the nba you're the best dunker that happens to be in the nba who wanted to be in
the dunk contest that's it because lebron never wanted to be in the dunk contest exactly yeah
you're the best person that was available that night.
Yeah.
Right?
Like there are better players that could win that contest.
Yeah.
You're the best one that was available that night.
But I think that's what he thought his mark was going to be.
And he feels slighted and he should because he arguably lost.
Yeah.
I mean, it was close.
It wasn't like a robbery.
I thought he won.
I thought he won.
I was there live.
It was close. This one? No, you mean this one? No, two ones won i was there live it was close this this one
no two months ago yeah he's talking about this last one oh last one i thought was arguable
the first one that he lost yeah probably that thing where he went underneath his both his legs
and dunked it like wiped his own ass i thought that was crazy yeah but whoever won that year
also was it levine let's sack levine it was This year, the last dunk where he got a nine and James Jones, or however you say it, Justin,
whatever his name is, he got a 10.
I thought Gordon's dunk was just better straight up.
And I thought for that reason, he got robbed.
That's it.
You got robbed.
What are you going to do?
If you really thought you were going to win a championship or you had a chance to win
a championship, you wouldn't even give a fuck about this.
You'd be like, all right.
Matter of fact, you wouldn't even be competing.
You're like, yo, I got more important things to do, like focus on winning a championship you wouldn't even give a fuck about this you'd be like all right matter of fact you wouldn't even be competing you're like yo i got more important things to do like focus on winning a championship right but the fact that he cares this much
it lets me know that you don't care that much about winning man yeah or you don't feel like
you'll ever be put in a situation to win and the way that you will be put in a situation to win
is to take less money because he's a guy who's gonna get i don't know if he's getting max but
he's getting big contracts you're gonna get a big contract he got a decent deal i think i think
he's free but so he's the type of guy that will get a big't know if he's getting max, but he's getting big contracts. He's going to get a big contract. He got a decent deal, I think. I think he's free, but.
So he's the type of guy
that will get a big contract.
And if he's the best player
on your team,
you guys won't go
to the promised land.
So the only way
he can win a championship
is if he accepts less money
to be on a team
with real max players.
And I think that he's basically going,
no, I'm going to go,
I'm going to get as much as I can.
And this is just my career
and I'm going to play basketball
and it is what it is.
That's what I'm saying. He doesn't really want to win a championship
you everybody wants to win but the level of sacrifice and work and all that shit not a lot
of us want to do that I think he'll do all the work and all the sacrifice except financially
like he's the guy who really worked on his game he's showed since like real improvements man like
when he came into league he was just jumping now he can shoot this guy's he's gotten better i just don't think he's willing to make that financial sacrifice
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the fucking money these guys are making now it's hard dude and on some zen shit or whatever
when you think about how unhappy some of these guys are if you're happy with money and you don't
have to win maybe you're better off i don't want to watch as a sports fan but maybe he's happier i mean
clearly he's not that happy i guess if he's making a diss song about this but no this music video
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had time to shoot and edit a fucking movie a music video like i think he made another song before
this one really it's like his second song that he's done during the during the quarantine or
no i just think like in general oh so he wants to rap yeah he's trying to i my thing he's like
gonna pivot out of the nba to become like an analyst or a rapper and try to like become
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You're from Orlando, Mark.
Is he beloved in Orlando?
Is he popular?
Y'all don't care.
They use him for the marketing shit.
Put him on the Amway.
Do y'all really care about sports?
Soccer.
In Orlando?
Yeah.
They just built a new stadium for Orlando City.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Magic's kind of like, man.
Orlando City's funny.
It's really crazy.
I've never heard a less significant city call themselves city.
New York City.
Mexico City.
Orlando City.
Tokyo City.
Orlando City.
But yeah, no, it's not really beloved.
But it's like the city's too transient.
There's too many
like like mexican immigrants like vietnamese immigrants like they care about other shit
so the majority of the people there don't like american sports kind of i mean like obviously
the games will do well when the magic were popular with dwight in 2012 like right they were all sold
out and shit but no there's not really like a basketball culture. If anything, the sports culture is more like European sports.
Yeah, Latino.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
That's that Florida shit, bro.
Yeah.
I mean, Jacksonville should lose the Jaguars from what I hear all the time.
Outside of Duval, I don't know any Jaguar fans.
They apparently don't ever really sell out.
They just talk about them moving to London.
They've been there for years.
Hell yeah. London fucking loves the NFL whenever it goes there, at least. But college sports do well in Florida. don't ever really sell out. They just talk about them moving to London. They've been there for years.
Hell yeah.
London fucking loves the NFL whenever it goes there at least.
But college sports
do well in Florida.
I don't know why.
Like they're like
Gators, FSU.
Southern culture
and y'all got good
college football teams
but southern culture
loves college football.
With everybody there
buys into this idea
of like they're playing
for the love of the game
and then that's all
you guys have
in a lot of like
fucking Alabama. You got Auburn, you got Alabama, that's all you guys have in a lot of like fucking Alabama.
You got Auburn, you got Alabama.
That's all you got.
Right.
There's no sports teams professionally anywhere nearby.
There's no pro team in Alabama?
No.
Oh, shit.
No, Little Rock or like Arkansas.
There's no fucking Little Rock, whatever.
And then Florida has so many implants.
Like you got the Cubans, you got the Colombians.
That's the thing about Florida.
They only give a fuck about NFL.
Yeah, my take on at least Southern Florida
was that it's a digestible form of America for Latinos.
For like South and Central Americans.
Yeah.
And because of that, you don't see popular American traditional entertainment outlets like basketball or even stand-up comedy flourish there.
Right.
basketball or even stand-up comedy flourish there right whereas in a traditional american city usually even if it's not even that big you'll see stand-up or you'll see like basketball flourish
but like even when we went to miami you don't feel like you're in america america you'll feel like
that you're in a version of america that will be safe if you're coming from brazil yeah in the same
way like when you're in hawaii you're like i know i'm in america but i'm in what an asian thinks america is right like like if you ask if you ask a japanese
person to like make america based on their image it would be hawaii you know what i'm saying yeah
so it's like but i will say though that orlando loved dwight dwight howard yeah like i don't know
they've like i mean obviously he was like was great and won the Eastern Conference and shit, but they loved him.
That's right.
You guys went to the finals.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, if you take a team that's used to doing nothing and then take them to the promised land, you'll become beloved.
I wonder if on some level they also knew they fucked up Shaq.
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't know.
How'd they fuck up Shaq?
I wasn't there for that.
When Shaq was a free agent there was some billboard
that said like or some ad in the newspaper that said like would you rather have Shaq or Penny or
something like that and overwhelmingly they voted Penny they just made it clear to Shaq we don't
really value you we value Penny if y'all got a beef it's poor Penny and then Shaq was like all
right fuck you guys I'm out wow and LA obviously probably enticing anyway for Shaq and you think
you can rap and act and all this stuff.
Yeah.
I'll go to L.A.
Fuck you guys.
They got money.
They got space.
Let's go.
Yeah.
But I think, and again, Shaq, fragile ego.
I think if Orlando made it clear Shaq is our guy, Shaq would have stayed.
I think.
I don't know if he ever would have won a chip without Phil,
but he would have stayed.
I mean, they were close.
They were like a Nick Anderson free throw away or something, right?
When they went to the finals, I think Houston swept them,
but Shaq was dumb young.
Did they sweep them or they won one game?
Maybe they won one game.
No, maybe they swept them.
And this is after they beat the Pacers in the conference finals.
Yeah.
I remember they beat the Pacers in like six,
and the Pacers I thought could beat the Magic, and they didn't.
But they were a young team, yo.
Shaq was in like his third year, fourth year.
Penny was in like his third year. year Penny was in like his third year
they were young
and they just got
fucking raped
Egos fucked both of them up
and then
yeah the Magic fans
chose Penny over Shaq
they swapped them
and Hakeem
Shaq was one of the few
people he's humble about
is Hakeem
I think he might even say
to this day
Hakeem is better than me
because Hakeem apparently
just schooled him
for four straight games
yeah there's a documentary about this there was some maybe it was a 30 for 30 or something i would
love to watch that i was watching some video about this like uh oh god what was the key he
hakeem was kind of talking shit but like in his polite way really or something like that like
i don't know there's some weird thing maybe you can look this up Mark but it was like
Shaq would kind of like give him an elbow yeah and Hakeem would be like oh good one
it was just some weird thing that he and he but he really broke Shaq yeah apparently how did he
do it I was forgetting it was like in the second half of the first game something happened
finals would have been those the first the rockets that won their first championship and
the bulls i think the bulls would have won but hakeem and magic or hakeem and mike would have
been fun the 84 draft going out of the number one pick number three pick that would have been fun
and again i think the bulls would have won it but it would have been fun to see
yeah man and hakeem that was like the height of his powers yeah he was so fucking good
um guys shall we wrap this up is there anything else that
we need to touch on i feel like we hit all the major ones can you see the topic was out
all right no no anything else you guys want to really get off your chest
oh did we see this did we talk about this mom pushing her girlfriend off the camera at the
draft we talked about on patreon or we only talk aboutd by m oh yeah i guess i think but some mom wanted her spotlight no bro it was the
girlfriend won her spot so nba or nfl player gets drafted some lineman his he's sitting on the
ground crying hat covering his eyes his girlfriend is like comforting him off camera but she keeps
trying to like lean down to put her head on top of his so she could be in the camera and the mom
i thought the mom the first watch real quickly i was like oh the mom wants to be on camera too they're fighting
over it's funny mom is just trying to shove her out of the fucking way and the girlfriend's like
trying to like move her off and then the mom just kind of like forcibly removes her and then stands
over the camera and just lets her son have her moment it was so dope dude oh can you bring that
up because i didn't see that that mom should get drafted what what happened
the mom should get drafted bro yeah so here it is because defense uh watch the defense on this on
the o-line look yeah this is isaiah can we cut the volume just in case yeah so there's the girlfriend
look at the mom she's like trying to put her head in the frame and now see how she fights
fights off fights off fights off and mom just gets out of there and then there you go have your moment son
oh go back to the beginning
just one more time
and she's putting her hands
over there like
let him have his
yeah yeah yeah
alright
look at the girlfriend
she's hugging
bitch
okay
and she white
you know the mom
was so happy to do this
yo
yeah
and then the and then the son Edward I just saw the look in his face like, oh, fuck, yo.
Now I got to deal with this.
Yeah, I know.
He know he got to deal with that shit later.
That's the funny part.
She out of here.
You think that girl's not out of here?
She got to be out, yo.
She out of here, bro.
Why are you fighting her off?
Who sets up the cameras in these people's houses?
They set it up.
So I think they sent every NFL prospect prospect that might get uh drafted a package
or whoever they want to tape at least i didn't watch the third day but you have a camera that
you set up and then one other thing you set up and then all 32 hats so whoever drafts you you
put on that hat oh wow it's a smart move that's kind of cool and if you get to keep the shit if
you don't get drafted i'm sure they're not to ask for the 31 hats back in their webcam. Bro, imagine not getting drafted and you just have a hat from every team that thinks you suck.
Hey, sell them.
You need the money.
Oh, my God.
That's it.
I was only thinking about the people who got drafted.
Yeah, the guys who went undrafted, fuck.
That's brutal.
They couldn't have sent them to everybody then.
They must have just sent them.
Were there certain people that you don't get to see them on camera?
So I didn't watch the third day.
If I watched the third day, I would know definitively if you got to see the people getting drafted.
Because the first, second, and third round, you pretty much know who's going.
No, those guys are going somewhere.
Oh, what was your guys' take on the kicker for the Patriots?
People said he got a racist tattoo or something like that.
I did not hear this.
You didn't hear this story?
Nah, bro.
Oh, yeah.
So he has this tattoo, and it's a three percenter tattoo and i guess three percenters like this kind of like militia
movement or something like that he says he got it when he was like 17 and jamila hill of course
she'll sniff out some racism anywhere so the patriots just drafted a white supremacist
he goes i'm sorry someone who likes white supremacist things or something like
that and uh yeah i don't know i mean it's just an interesting it's it's just an interesting thing i
don't know it's like uh well he's going to the right team yeah but he's like boston ain't no
black people really on the squad he's like i'm gonna get it covered up blah blah blah and um yeah there it is right
there so i guess that's a three percenter tattoo my god how do people find these things i mean they
got nothing better to do really don't have anything better even in quarantine i wouldn't look at a
guy's tattoos like that yeah yeah i mean it's just weird but he was like i'm gonna get it covered up
i mean i didn't know that that's what it was when i got it what are your thoughts that's kind of bullshit but whatever yeah now he's in the locker room with a bunch of
big black guys so he's like oh i didn't know i didn't know so uh yeah i'm gonna get rid of it
put him on a bunch of 300 pound black guys oh that's a fucking nightmare now what if he changed
it from like a three percenter to a five percenter yeah like would that be a good that's respect
that's respect that's respect that's real that's real reparations now i'm sorry art is it should we look at all tattoos and see if
there's like some offensive things there ain't that some white shit though that's like some
prices right like where you bid one dollar lower than the motherfucker you know i mean like oh y'all
are five percenters three percenters but like there might be players that have tattoos from like
you know gangs and
gang relation type of shit and that could be pretty offensive to people who are victims of
gun violence and that kind of stuff i'm playing devil's advocate here i'm basically saying like
if we start looking through everybody's tattoos and start finding the things they support i don't
even know anything about this group this group could be a militia some like like uh you know these motherfuckers that
want to like defend america like they they get their own guns and they go do to like in michigan
and shit you know i'm talking about yeah but still all that shit to me it's like they just
appear racist yes they do have that racist vibe to them yes no they don't outwardly say like oh
fuck black people but right i think that's a fair
assessment i just don't know anything about him so i can't i don't want to get on listen man you
can't knock this kid's heart he's a fucking kicker yeah playing football even in college you getting
that tattoo you ready you ready yeah you ready for war yo yeah you around a lot of black people
i have a feeling though as a kicker you're probably gonna be around white people oh but you're still with the team
you're on the bus
you're in the hotels
are you?
oh they don't
you're not like a part of the team
I feel like you're
completely separate
probably
but if they wanna get to you
you're in the same locker room
if they wanna get to you
sure
but they also wanna like
keep their job
so they're not gonna like
bully you
if you had that tattoo
and you were a running back
then I'd be like
oh that might be rough
or if you're a linebacker that might
be rough but a kicker nobody's going to pay you any
fucking attention anyway
maybe he had it and nobody even looked at the guy
so they don't know but now that they know
now that they know now he's like oh
shit I didn't know what it was I'm going to get it covered
what would you get it covered
you got to go 5% that's literally all you can do
that's literally the only move what else could you do nah just be like every other player and get
like a bible scripture or some shit like that but i think the most common nine you get john 316 yes
maybe three peter and be like i just think we're gonna win three straight superbowls man well it's
not that's not the number three and then a percent sign it's like roman it's three dashes and then
they're the stars around it and i assume the stars are maybe like the states and the colonies or some
shit or whatever it is whatever a dollar bill somehow put a little parliament building over
the three dashes yeah i mean maybe that's a constellation that's orion's belt
maybe but it is an interesting story who knows who knows do you think if he goes to another team not
the patriots this becomes anything and jameel he'll always make us something yeah she'll always
find something what is her goal with that like does she think black people don't know that the
racism racism exists i don't know i think she thinks she's doing good but it also she's got
to know what keeps her career alive yeah but she got all this shit popping she's doing a podcast with van about the wire
yeah i just i don't understand it i i don't understand the perspective of it like you if
you're you're letting people know that racism exists but like who are you notifying are you
notifying the racists well if they're racist they know racism exists the black people know racism
exists because they experience it every day like what is it serving? What is it doing?
I would say she's pointing it out so
people stop that type of
behavior. So if you call the shit
out, then it brings awareness to it.
Have you not realized it doesn't work?
If you push racism...
Yeah, but this guy's getting his tattoo covered.
Yeah, you think he stopped being racist because he got his
tattoo covered? No, but I
would have to look at this racist tattoo. And this is something I i truly believe it's not devil's advocate shit i don't think the solution is shame
because what you do is you just shove everybody's feelings down inside and then when a guy like
trump comes along and is like yo you know what here's some racist shit that i'm gonna say that
i'm not afraid to say that part of you that got pushed down that's just been bubbling this whole
time is like yo that's the fucking guy. But then you can say it.
And those thoughts, when you shove them down, they don't go away.
They just get worse and darker because you can't say anything.
Yeah, but you can also look at it like, oh, the racist person gets ridiculed and then
other potential racists see it and it's like, oh, shit, I don't want to get ridiculed like
that.
Let me not.
I understand where they're coming from.
I don't know who's right.
I think Trump got elected for a reason.
It's not just people are stupid. People are stupid and you take advantage of their stupidity how did he
take advantage of their stupidity i think a lot of it was the racist rhetoric that felt people felt
like i can't say at all and they're idiots so they're like well i can't say anything anymore
and then this guy comes along even though you're probably saying some hateful shit yeah now you
feel like you can't say anything this guy comes along saying a lot and you're like oh that's hey that's my guy that's my president that's your guy
i'm just saying this doesn't seem to have worked we've been doing it for about 10 15 years and
the country if anything got more divided i i think that that might be a simplistic
view of it possibly because i don't think people vote for presidents as a whole i think you vote basically on one or two issues most people do
right so if like let's say that there are people who are like part of the democratic party let's
say you're like a a straight white guy like me who's like vote democrat your entire life and
then you see like the democrats supporting a lot of rhetoric that or not even literally not even
just being quiet about it,
but like supporting it like, yeah, we don't want any more white presidents or we need to have
people of color. That's very important to us. You just start hearing that. Right. And you're like,
well, what does that have to do with being like good at the job? That's weird. So like,
just because I'm born white, I can't be that's that's a weird thing. Right. Someone like me.
Right. Who hears that? And then maybe I'm going out for auditions. Right? I'm going out for auditions for roles, and I hear my agent telling me,
yeah, there's really nothing for white straight guys anymore.
Or every role I get, they turn the character gay.
Yeah.
And then you start to go like, what's happening right now?
Yeah.
And then the other side is like, yo, why is all that happening?
That all of a sudden becomes enticing to you.
I felt it happen.
I had to check my own self.
I was like, no, no, I know where I'm at.
But why am I curious about what's going on over here?
Oh, I know why I'm curious.
Because these people are addressing the things that are directly affecting me.
So I think people got shit confused when they're like, Trump says racist shit.
So everybody's like, I'm racist and we'll vote for him.
I don't think it's that.
I think it's literally the Democrats going, hey, we don't need coal miners anymore. And then the Republicans going, yeah, well, why can't we just have some
coal miners open up the coals? So what they would do is they'd given out and they'd give a rationale
and they'd give reasons for the things that other people felt aggrieved by the party that used to
stand by them. That makes a lot of sense to me for the moderate closet Trump supporter, the guy who
was moderate and now is getting pushed a little bit right because they're just left to say and all this shit that doesn't seem to apply to me
and then this guy's talk so i'm not gonna say anything i'm gonna quietly vote for trump i'm
actually at this point right now let's just talk about the fucking trump like worshiper the guy who
loves trump but they started like that they didn't flip that what i'm why trump over anybody else
why trump over he's here now
nah they romney supporters weren't like this romney supporters were like yeah romney he's
great whatever he likes where he policies i align with his policies more than i do barack's or maybe
i just don't like barack is black i'm talking about the far right that fucking warship what
percentage is that bro i went to a trump protest of a trump rally in minnesota with abdi yeah and these
motherfuckers they they filled out the target center it wasn't like these guys and they are
dug in and what makes it worse what makes you dig in more is as you're walking to the arena
everybody's shouting at you calling you a racist in your fucking face so what are you going to do
in the face of that you're gonna be like all right you know what fuck you trump is even more my guy fuck all of you i've
watched these guys just dig in yeah and that's a reasonable thing to do right and that's to the
same culture of shame and whatever not being effective you're just making these guys dig in
no no it's effective for the opposite yeah yeah it's not it's not weeding out racism is my point by shaming you yeah you are pushing
that person towards love yeah where is the love trump right exactly but to fill out that arena
there might be people in that arena who just believe that abortion should be illegal you're
not going to a rally yes you are you are so that's the thing this is why i think you're a little naive
in terms of how you think about politics it's like most people are one issue voters you have to allow them to
care about something you don't care about they care about that thing no i can understand that
like you care about india like you're a one issue voter on india i imagine and if one president was
like yo we need to bomb india no matter what other things he aligned with would you vote for him how what's
he doing with but for real no for real but just take that in no i'm out you're out right so they
feel that exact way about certain issues right and then the fact that someone is speaking up for
that issue it's it's just as valuable to them now don't get me wrong they're racist out there
they're like fuck yeah you're saying some shit that exudes my sentiments about race 100 but i think there are other issues that
they're saying things that they're echoing feelings they have that aren't satisfied anywhere else
similar to you with the india situation that they're being supportive of like that's why jews
started voting for trump because he was like yo israel we got your back and they felt the democratic
party didn't have their back they're not do you think jews are doing it for the same racist reasons as the people filling up those
no what i'm saying is i think if you go and maybe and let's let's okay i'll assume you're right
i think when you bury a person's any like if you want to actually get a person to not be racist i
don't think you shame them i think you expose them you talk to them not expose in a bad way
expose them to the other side yeah expose them if you're homophobic and you get exposed to gay people and you're like oh they're
not bad yes i think that kind of exposure is good but just shaming they even if you have any slight
racist feeling i can't talk about it at all i can't have a discourse without being shouted down
now the feelings get darker and darker and then my one issue becomes racism so i'm a one issue
this guy these guys are too progressive this This guy, he's racist enough.
Let's go.
That's my guy.
So I don't, I don't know if race, I don't think it's an issue.
I think Trump said a lot of shit that's at least, to use a liberal term, problematic.
And those, there's a lot of people who are like, I like that this guy says it and isn't afraid.
That's my guy.
Says what?
Says whatever.
Says these Mexicans are coming over
and they're raping and blah, blah, blah.
Whatever.
He says the truth.
To them, it's the truth.
So you think that him speaking about Mexicans
coming over and raping
was more valuable to people
than people who live on border states
and maybe feel as if their jobs are limited
because illegal immigrants are taking the jobs? I don't know if it's the most valuable thing. I think it's a
definite factor. No, I'm asking about those specific things right there. What is more
valuable in terms of switching your vote? I don't know. What do you think is more likely?
Logically, I would say policy. Emotionally, I understand a lot of people I think vote.
There's one policy voters. I also think there is the chappelle thing i don't look at uh a person's president's politics i look at him as a
person right and i think a lot of people uh are aligned with that right i i guess what i'm trying
to say is like i agree with you in terms of we look at people as a person and this is a popularity
contest these people are not good at anything they They have no real skills. Right. Right. And I think that a guy like Trump is very funny and that really matters to a lot of people. And they'll
justify the things that he's funny about because they value, let's say, funny, just like Obama was
incredibly charming. Right. And they would justify anything. I've justified shit that Obama did that
is pretty awful because I'm so charmed by him and I like
the guy so much and he's so fun. So I think at the end of the day, that's where our core goes.
But in terms of why people are voting for him, I think the amount of Americans that are like
every Mexican that comes over is raping people are very small. I think the majority of people that are voting based on a immigration policy is simply,
I think my job is being taken. I used to wash dishes and now I can't get a job washing dishes.
I used to do lawn work. Now I can't get a job doing lawn work. Even if that's complete bullshit,
they're convinced that's why, rather than I think every Mexican is a rapist.
My point is just this shame culture doesn't help.
I don't think it's the only thing that got Trump.
No, no, I agree with you.
I agree with you.
And we're on the same page about where it pushes people
and how it radicalizes people.
Yeah.
100% on the same page.
And you're going to go wherever the love is.
And then once you feel the love,
you start to go along with the things
that people in that circle agree with, right?
I can agree with that, yeah.
Once someone loves you it's
like joe joe exotic it's like joe exotic finds these fucking meth heads right they've never
experienced any love he finds these like uh weird like uh drug addicts never experienced it and he
brings him in he loves him he feeds him he gives him a family gives him community right and then
he's also like yo we gotta kill that tiger that you race and they're like okay joe whatever you
say and i can change i can shift my point to that if you're gonna shame this guy
and everybody says
and I've said this too
another thing that I
maybe a bigger thing
if you're gonna tell
white people in middle America
you got privilege
you have no idea
how good you have it
and they're like
what are you talking about
I work in a fucking coal mine
suck my dick
and then one guy comes along
and is like
yo
white people in middle America
got it rough
that's my guy
that's my guy
so I didn't think
that was the only factor
and maybe not even the
main factor it is a factor maybe this is a main factor and i agree with both like race is a factor
in everything i'm never going to be the person that's going to come there and say a race isn't
a factor in everything in life 100 but i truly believe at the end of the day that when people
there are people like fucking racist groups kkk that are literally just looking at the candidates
like who hates minorities more?
I'm voting for them.
I think the majority of voters, though, have an issue that's really valuable to them.
Right.
And then they'll defend the person that supports that issue at whatever cost.
So let's say that abortion is that issue.
Trump's like, we got to get rid of abortion.
All these people who are anti-abortion were like that's my guy and then Trump
says some shit about Mexicans are rapists
and then they'll go I was out of
context he didn't really say
he's the type of guy to say some wild shit
but he don't really mean it
they're defending someone that just
believes the same thing about abortion they don't give a
fuck about what he says about Mexicans
because they don't have another option to vote for
do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah I what you're saying but you know a thought i had
is interesting they say like the you know like the martin luther king thing the answer to hate
is love yeah that's really what most people who hate they just need some love and it isn't it is
really hard to hate a group of people that just like keep loving you like if black people were
just like yo we fucking love trump openly love trump if trump was racist it's hard to be like
if find a racist, not named Trump.
A KKK guy, black, we love you, yo.
Not that you need to, but like this answer of shouting down everybody and screaming down everybody because they don't believe what you believe.
That's just not going to work.
All you guys got to do is agree on one thing and then you can be friends.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, I've seen this happen with these people that pop up and become, you know, pseudo-celebrities in like the political intellectual world.
But like a guy like Ben Shapiro pops up, right?
Like Southern rednecks love Ben Shapiro.
Before Ben Shapiro, they probably had some thoughts about Jews that were not the best things in the world, right?
But all of a sudden, Shapiro becomes this godlike figure to them.
Why?
Because he agrees with them.
And?
Speaks to them.
Not only does he agree with them and speak to them, he's given them weaponry to fight
against the side that's trying to hold them down.
Right, right.
Right?
So it's like these hillbillies are like man these democrats are
calling us racist calling us all these things saying we have white privilege that kind of shit
i don't have a white privilege what the fuck and then shapiro goes well there's no such thing as
about white privilege when you really think privilege is a dichotomy that he gives this
like fancy tech fancy explanation for it and all of a sudden like oh that's right i could use that
yeah you gave me some artillery to go against those guys that are trying to make me look stupid yeah right and those guys that would give these great arguments these
people couldn't come up with the arguments really themselves become celebs even though
three four years ago yeah those exact people might have some horrible things to say about
juice yeah you agree on one thing all of a sudden they're your guy i agree
with that right yeah and then you go well what do you think about then you ask these like southern
christians or whatever you go hey well what do you think about uh shapira's belief in god and
how he feels about uh yeah you know uh christians going to hell i mean everybody's allowed to have
that yeah before that he's fucking wrong jesus is the savior yeah so it's like whatever it didn't
we don't have to get too far into it,
but it is interesting.
Yeah.
I agree with you.
Shame can radicalize.
Yeah.
It is a poor way of getting people.
That's my point.
100%.
This ain't the answer.
I'm not going to say I got the answer.
I know exactly what it is,
but I know this ain't it.
This ain't helping.
So why you keep doing it?
What do you think the best answer is?
I mean,
it's hard to do but if you
can i think if you can have a like an actual conversation with a person and i don't know if
i'm capable of doing it but like it's exposure like you were saying yeah it's the only way let
me hear you out and let me talk to you and let's have an actual conversation i don't know if i
decided we're going to do it martin luther king yeah white kids black kids asian kids all hang
out together it's like that daryl davis shit
yeah literally he goes in and just like talks to him the black guy who uh like gets uh kkk dudes
to leave the kkk really it's like this black jazz you didn't hear about this guy no i didn't know
that's a documentary about him yeah he was a rogan too he's got like all these like clan robes that
he got from give him the rope the girl leave the clan and because
like the guys in the clan like not all of them are like he's hanging out of races let's take this
take this i don't think like all people in the clan are people that are racist like oh i we all
hate black people it's like no this is just the place that gives me dopamine you know what i mean
like this is the place that gives me love and you could be addicted to love like any other drug
so in a way like joe exotic's people are addicted to meth like these guys are addicted to the love that they get from this group and feeling worse like if you tell me why people if
i feel like shit and you tell me why people are superior oh fuck okay there we go so again so the
thing that you need is not you want to hate black people the thing you need is you want to feel good
about yourself now once that person makes you feel good they're also like yo guess what we hate black
people and then they're like hey whatever i mean okay whatever the cost of not feeling like a piece
of shit is worth it is worth it and all of a sudden some black guy can come in and say yo
you can feel good without them you can feel good with other people like and then gives you exposure
to what another culture is like like it's it's like to be and defies the stereotypes of black
people that these guys have been selling to you. He's a smart guy.
He's intellectual.
He has a good conversation.
You guys have tons of shit in common.
It's like, oh, shit.
It starts out with, well, you're not one of them.
You're different.
And then he goes, no, this is just how we are.
People are different.
No one's ever changed their mind from feeling stupid.
You got to send me a link on this dude.
Yeah, man.
Daryl Davis.
No one's ever changed their mind from feeling stupid.
Yeah. You got to highlight something like that. Yeah, it'd Daryl Davis. No one's ever changed their mind You gotta get Charlotte to speak to him.
Yeah.
You gotta highlight something like that.
Yeah, it'd be hot.
I would be hot.
But I think it's true though.
I don't think making someone
feel stupid's ever made
someone change their mind.
Think about Joe Exotic
got straight guys to fuck him.
Yeah.
Not because they were
sexually into it
but because he gave them love
for probably the first time
in their fucking lives.
Yeah.
So they were willing
to trade their ass
for that love, man.
That's how powerful that love shit is.
And when you shame someone,
you're actually evaporating
whatever shred of confidence they have left.
So now they're even more vulnerable to be radicalized.
That's like the Rodman doc.
We were watching the Rodman 30 for 30.
He was rejected by everybody.
His only friend was this 13-year-old white kid.
That's why I said yesterday, he just wanted love, man.
I said.
He just wanted love.
And I didn't, even though we were having a little debate yesterday, there was another
story I thought of after, which is like, I think he just wanted love.
Andrea Kramer had a story.
I think it was Andrea Kramer in the Jordan doc, where she was like, the thing people
don't understand about Robin is he didn't like being hated.
We were going into an arena and everybody was booing him.
And he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, why are they booing me?
Yeah.
He just wanted love.
And I think that's why when Scotty came back and Jordan had his sidekick and Robin got
shoved down the totem pole, he was like, I can't do this, man.
I'm going to Vegas.
I just, just come get me because I'm not coming back.
I need you to come get me to prove you love me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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