Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

YERRRR, we're breaking down the LA Fires and the blame game surrounding them. TikTok is almost gone and Schulz has a unique trade to offer at the deadline. Trump wants Greenland. Mark believes in demons. And we find out why coffee enemas are GOOD. All that and more in this episode, INDULGE00:00 Mark's believes in everything + Interruption "problem." 7:08 Too early to buy up property? Cali gonna flip 9:41 Hopelessness breeds revolutions + Politicisation 20:03 Allowed to hold people accountable 23:35 All Smelts fault? Trump having fun + Dems comeback 26:36 Trump's chat with Obama + Prezzies know nothing 37:41 Mark = Williamsburg, Baby BBLs + Drs as salespeople 45:11 Andrew captaining in Reserve Cup + NFL playoffs predictions 53:53 Coffee enemas??? Scotch therapy + Running down the clock 1:01:28 HIPA oversharing + Dibs of fart smelling 1:04:37 Calling Mark's mom + We're all gonna do it 1:09:58 Lying is exhausting 1:17:00 Dov doesn't lie, Omissions kinda count + Boy math 1:25:02 Mark is a serial liar + Bike stealing meltdown 1:34:58 Is TikTok over? Others offering to buy 1:43:36 Trump going after Greenland, CHOOSE UP + Next victim 1:54:59 Let's change up the names 1:56:36 1000 Man Sesh, What's your number? Sophie Rain ethos 2:13:43 Miles' watched the Lily Phillips Doc + Building's worth 2:18:12 Patreon Question preview + Showering with Daddy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up everybody? Welcome to Flaygrant. Today we're gonna get to the bottom why Mark believes everything. Mark just three seconds ago was telling us why demons exist and your proof was the Jews. That's literally what you said. Religious people believe in demons. Dove believes in demons. Let the record show. You're a religious Jew, you go to synagogue every day, and according to Jewish religion you have to believe that there's good and evil. And that the evils are demons. Sure.

Okay, Mark, I've learned from communicating with my wife, okay, that giving examples is not what they want, okay? Examples undermine what they feel, right? And they just want their feelings validated. Now, my whole life has been dedicated towards creating metaphors and analogies for why I'm right. Turns out that's horrible for communication in America. Also interrupting, apparently horrible.

I'm like, is it my wife that's commenting on the YouTubes? Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta call it heckling. Call it heckling, dude. Just saying, you burn it every day.

Do people not have friends? I'm like, what do you do with your friends? You don't just talk over each other. That's just how friendship fucking works. That's how it's supposed to go. You want to say something, you just say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Done.

Except for when she interrupts you. Disrespectful, come on. A man is talking here. A male embryo, the embryo that was wanted and desired and cherished around the world. Yes. Okay, anyway, Mark believes in anything. We figured out why Mark believes in anything. Can you share?

I believe in... I give leashes to things. Okay, I don't just believe. I just don't believe in anything. Okay, Mark heard so much absurd shit growing up from his mom. Obviously. Right? So his barometer for what is normal and weird... Oh... ...is way off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coffee and I'm a normal. Great way to start your morning. We haven't even gotten to the bottom of that, have we? So hold on. She's just backing up into the Nespresso every morning? Yeah. Well, it's put into like a canteen. Oh, she doesn't go right from the tap. She doesn't just tip that thing off. No, you got to cool it down. You got to cool it down. Make it room temp and then put it in the little container and then tube it up.

Got it. So she doesn't go for ice cold feet, you know? Refreshing weeks in the room. It's room temp. What does that do to demons? Okay, listen. She knows that. Okay, okay.

So, all right, so Mark gives a little bit longer leash to all the crazy people, right? Yeah. Now, I'm not saying the mom's crazy, but she has some wild ideas and you would hear this. Some of the ideas are certainly kind of crazy. And then some of the ideas end up kind of being right. So where the average person like us, if somebody just walks up to us on the street and they're like, bacon is fucking,

it's really from pigeon or whatever like that. We go, all right, whatever, you're just a crazy person. There's a little bit of you that goes, what do you mean by that? Yeah, well, why? It's really a follow-up question. And I thought everyone had follow-up questions. No!

Why not? We walk away. Yeah, we don't engage crazies. But here's the thing, normally someone with Mark's condition would go to an island somewhere where there are people that are relaxed and calm and they don't believe in crazy shit,

and then they would just live out the rest of their life in tranquility and peace. No, he went to the place where there are people that are relaxed and calm and they don't believe in crazy shit, and then they would just live out the rest of their life in tranquility and peace. No, he went to the place where there are normal people screaming out crazy shit all day long, and now he has to inquire about this. 1000% started a podcast about it. Yeah, literally, yes. That's where this convo came from,

because I was talking to a guy that was telling me about aliens, and I was like, yo, maybe, dude. They're so convicted, why are they telling me about aliens? Has there ever, yo, maybe dude. They're so convicted when they're telling me about aliens. Has there ever been a moment in your life where you just go, ugh, I don't believe that? Sure. Yeah, when someone said you should enjoy movies? Yeah, exactly.

You're like, I don't believe that. Yeah, so I was like, watch Wicked, and I was like, I don't know. So many people do that every single day in this part of our culture. Yeah, it seems too far for me. Yeah, I'm not gonna watch movies. I mean.

Shower daily. Wait, what? Shower daily. Yeah, I mean, that's a myth for the record. That is absolutely a propaganda tool done by a capitalist America. Big water? Yes, yes.

By the Resnicks? Yeah, by the fucking Resnicks. Yeah, you fucking Californians, if you were washing yourself all day, and your city would be there. Consume more, buy more. That's what happens. People are showering all the time.

Fucking Resnicks, dude. Yeah, and I was counting down the minutes until they blamed it on the Jews, the wildfire. I kept looking at TikTok. I was like, man, you guys are taking a little while. And then boom, where's all the water in California? And some fucking Star Boys house in Northern LA. Where were the Resnicks left?

I think Northern California. I'm gonna have all of it though. Anyway. Okay, so. Yeah, I give a little bit of a leash. Yeah. But then some things like. Yeah, I give a little bit of a leash, okay? But then some things like Flat Earth, that's not true. But you would give a leash to believe it.

It had to be proven. But I heard it. I was like, all right. Just enough for me to walk off the face of the planet. Yeah. It had to be proven to you that it wasn't true, where the rest of us were like, we know it's not true. But how do you know it's not true?

Because. Exactly. Because. Can I tell you something? Exactly. Because. Because. Exactly. Because. Exactly. Because. Because. No, you look into it, you say, okay, the light can't go through the hole. Didn't even look into it.

Because the curvature. Didn't even look into it. I just said, ah, it's not flat. But when you're in an airplane, you look out and you go, it seems flat. Don't even think about it. No. I don't even think about it in an airplane. I'm like, man, we're going around.

Around. Not flat at all. Not flat at all. Not flat at all. I agree. But you think that it's flat. It's not flat. It could be. He gives a leash to the idea.

You give a leash to the idea that it's flat. Well, it is it is measurably flat in our existence on the earth. The glass is thick on the airplane, so it makes it look round from our POV on the plane. I get it. It's experientially flat, but it's not actually flat in actuality. That's true. I wish he was sick.

Yeah, I am sick, I'm sick. I'm getting more sick listening to this shit. Oh yeah, Akash almost died this week. So did Al. I gave it to him. Now Al's sick. I got the Akash bird flu, thank you, Riff. I did tell you not to hug me.

Al wanted to hug everybody. You did. But how are y'all fine? So contagious. You got some real assholes to like cry about what you're going through during these wildfires. Like nobody cares about your little fucking pneumonia. Occom's like, oh pneumonia, what a trap.

I didn't think I'm the real victim. You are the real victim. Can you share what you're saying about the wildfires? Yeah, so we, my wife and I keep talking about getting out of New York. We've been looking at stuff in LA. The house that we had been looking at the whole time, like, this is fucking great piece of property.

Yesterday just got cleared off of a compass, not for sale, not for rent. That shit burned to the ground. Isn't that crazy? And I remember like a week, a week ago being like, it's so fucking cold in New York. This is God's way of telling us to leave, go to California. So legit burn down. Burn down. I told you they were real, the fires.

I know it's real. This motherfucker didn't even think they were real. No, I saw it on Google, it's real. No, I thought they were arson. Yeah. Well that is also- By the Resnicks. In Blackrock, in Blackrock also.

Okay. Agas was really caught up about this. I was really, I mean, I'm the real victim, dude. I mean, you just can't- And I got the flu You can't catch a break this week But I like that you wore the shirt that guarantees you will not have bunched up shoulders Bro the comments were

Majestic you look like the shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice. That was the best one The best one hundred percent. There are so many good ones. That was the best one, 100%. There are so many good ones. Shouts. Anyway, um... You know, is it too early to say there's going to be like some available property in L.A. soon? I've been trying to figure that out, to be honest with you.

Like when is the time when you can start? One of the first questions I asked Jason. I was like, how quickly are y'all going to buy up this dirt? And he was like, and this is what he said, he goes, eh, it's uninsurable, not worth it. And that is gonna be the issue, is that now that there are wildfires that run through every year or whatever it is, and you don't know when this kind of stuff is gonna happen,

the insurance companies are gonna go, ah, it's not worth it, and then the only people who can buy the homes are the people who can buy them all cash and self-insure. I mean, so housing prices tank. Or it becomes an affordable area because the fair plan only insures up to $3 million. Oh, is that like the government's

natural disaster insurance? That's when, because they were canceling State Farm other plans, so you only had the fair plan plus like little other umbrellas you could have done. But if that's your cap. What if you just buy land and wait for California or for LA to go Republican? Now we're gonna be fine.

Once these people start, because a lot of these people whose houses are gone, like they never built a house. They maybe renovated one a little bit or they bought an existing house. Once you start building a house in California, you deal with the bureaucracy that is in place, all these people are gonna go, man, fuck the Democrats,

fuck Liverpool, fuck leftist shit, open it up, turn this shit into Texas or Florida. Let me do it on the fucking one. You don't think they're gonna streamline this shit? Because there's so many. So here's the thing, if it's now okay to streamline, why the fuck was there a streamline before? Why are you hemming up all these people?

No, no, no, I mean, in terms of building back, like they're gonna be like, ah, less regulations, just because we have to build this shit back. Okay, so then they will, and then people realize, oh wow, the housing shortage goes away quickly when you actually make it possible for people to build out here. So either way, I think the people start going,

all right, I think we're done with the leftist policies. Yeah, progressivism is dead, I think. Dead, yeah,ism is dead. Yeah Yeah, yeah dead and then after this fire Does that not mean that there won't be another fire for a while? Like if this is basically a controlled burn that took down all like the brush and shit does that by ten years? That's a good question. This is like the worst fire that's ever happened. I feel like brush grows like that. Yeah Wow, how fast is brush that?

What's brush? It's brush, it's brush. It's like, it's dry brush. It grows like that. It's the leaves. It was brush, it was 80 to 100 mile per hour wind was the perfect direction. It was just an absolute nightmare. Perfect attack.

Manmade, bro. Maybe, I mean, there were people lighting shit up, but that's the other thing that's like, the reaction to this, it's funny, like the Luigi Mangione stuff, the reaction was people like supportive of Luigi Mangione. And some people made it about him being good looking. I don't think it was about him being good looking at all.

It helps. It helps because it's a little funnier to support it because you can pretend you're doing it because he's so handsome. But like the undercurrent is really fuck that evil CEO, they're the haves, I'm the have not. We've all been fucked by insurance. And this is health insurance, so it's life and death,

they play with your life. Same thing with this housing shit. Housing insurance companies are gonna try to not pay out all these people. CEOs better get fucking secured, man. Yo, that was one of your texts, like right as it was happening, and if another, if a house like a state farm insurance CEO gets aced out, you think people are going to give a fuck?

We're not going to give a fuck. We're going to be like, that's what's up. There you go. Yeah. This is, this is like, I think we've talked about this before, but you know, for the billionaire class, right? Yeah. Or the hundreds of millionaires, like the people who actually kind of control things

and make decisions. Throughout history, you gotta make sure that the poorest people have enough to live. They can't be below the poverty line. Because if they're below the poverty line with no hope, like they feel like there's no way out, they're gonna kill you. And that's history, right? This is like every revolution has started because of that, right?

So I think what you're seeing right now is there are a lot of people below the power line, they feel no hope whatsoever, and they're maybe not going out and killing the CEO, but they are celebrating it or having zero empathy for it. And unfortunately with the fires, the way that the media has portrayed it is it's just kind of Malibu and the palisades.

And every time you turn on fucking Fox or CNN they're like this famous person's house burned down. Yeah, what are you doing? Stop talking about the famous people, houses that burned down. Talk about the school, what's that neighborhood, Altadena they're talking about. It's just like talk about the poor people who are renting, they no longer have a house and all their family heirlooms are done. Yeah, or they put all their money into this house, they don't have a lot of money, but you got a house in California,

that's gonna appreciate, now that's gone, insurance not paying out. Also, just the idea, like, if you don't have anything, hearing someone's house that they own burn down, the knee-jerk reaction is to not have empathy for that, because you're like, I don't even have a house to burn down. Yeah. Like, you're immediately putting us in this position

of have, have nots. Nobody's talking about, like about all the landscapers that no longer have work because their entire neighborhood and area that they landscape is melted. There's a lot of people who are fucked because of this. I think the best portrayal of it is just like, what did you lose in the house? People can relate to that.

I lost all the pictures of my daughter. I lost all the pictures of my family. I lost these family heirlooms. I would be sad if I lost all the pictures of my daughter. I lost all the pictures of my family. I lost these family heirlooms. I would be sad if I lost those things. But when you talk about $40 million Malibu house, also don't even talk about the Malibu house. Don't even bring that shit up. Whether that exists or doesn't exist,

nobody wanna hear about it. Because nobody lives only in Malibu. That's your second, third, fourth house that's $50 million. Nobody gives a fuck right now. Just point that shit at Altadena. Point that shit at those families. Where are they staying? Are they in motels?

Do they have clothes? Like what do the kids do? The kids go to school. That's the only way to get it. Yeah. You guys are so desensitized. Like just in general. Like you just see wars everywhere

and then you see someone lost a house and you're like, well, it's not as bad as the thing I saw two weeks ago. It's crazy because you don't hear about the, like, it's death toll also. Yeah. When you hear 25 people died, you're like, first of all, it's tragic, obviously 25 people died.

But that's like half a school shooting. Yeah, we're desensitized to 25. Yeah, like it's crazy. Like, so to us, when you hear all this damage, it's almost like, if you resent the people who have, and this like super wealthy class of people, if you resent them, it's almost like the perfect tragedy,

because you're like, wait a minute, so all the billionaire's houses got burned down, and few people died? Thank you. Amazing, great. This tapped into that resentment that I had and made me feel good. Now you guys know the pain.

Yeah. I don't know, I feel like there's an overwhelming support for what's going on over there. I think there's an undercurrent of this. But I largely do feel a lot of that, but I do think there's an undercurrent of people that are easily ridden off. No, there's an undercurrent of people that are easily written off. No, there's some comment sections that are crazy.

Oh, for real? And also, Palisades, think about, there's also people that have lived there, an 80-year-old is not gonna take the time to rebuild and start over again, or it's that first couple, this is their first dream house, their first, their kids' schools burned down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is tragic.

There's so much, like, Palisades as well was like a real enclave of like, locals, like that was a dream neighborhood that was actually pretty well balanced. Of course, really rich homes, but it's tragic. I think LA is rallying behind it, and there's a lot of support in LA, but I think outside of LA,

and especially if you're a person who doesn't really have much, and you're seeing like a celebrity post a GoFundMe for one of their friends, the knee-jerk reaction is like, well, why don't you fund it? You know, you're a celebrity, you probably got hundreds of millions of dollars, which they don't.

Yeah. But you think they do. So I, and I think I looked at some of these comment sections, also like, making it about Gaza is just like, bro, the comments like, this is Gaza every about Gaza is just like, bro, the comments like, this is Gaza every day. It's like nobody asked. We're talking about California right now.

We're talking about LA. But I don't like the left-right stuff going on either. Yeah, you're saying like the politicization of the event? That and also some people on a certain side are like, oh, you know what, we're going to hold funding until they agree to a whole bunch of other event. That and also some people on a certain side are like, oh, you know what, we're gonna hold funding until they agree to a whole bunch of other stuff. And I'm like, yo, when something this tragic happens,

like you just throw the money at it and let's just get everybody in a good place before you try to bring politics into this bullshit. Yeah, I mean, I'm not against bringing politics in. Why? Because politicians make decisions that they have to be accountable for. But I'm supportive of being critical

of politicians on both sides. So if these politicians are withholding funding, simply to leverage the tragedy, let's be critical of that. If these politicians over here withheld funding to the fire department, withheld funding to the things that clear the brush and withheld some, or had some policy that affected the amount of water that could be in their reservoirs,

hold them accountable for that, right? I think that political decisions have influenced this event. So I think we gotta hold those people accountable. decisions have influenced this event. So I think we got to hold those people accountable. And please believe when politicians make decisions that benefit the city or the state or the country, they love to take that credit. This is my economy, even Barack the best. It was my economy that he inherited.

I guess there's just no right time to talk about those things, but it's just like when you in the middle of the tragedy Like let's just focus on helping the people. I think How the fuck did this happen now apparently like you guys said it's a lot of confluence of events That's crazy hurricane level winds with the fire with the dry the drought blah blah blah But at some point you also got gotta look at how the fuck, it can't be perfectly planned.

The city, all the money was spent correctly, et cetera, et cetera, and then everything happened. And then we do feel like politicians don't really take accountability. It doesn't feel like Gavin Newsom is saying, you know what, I take responsibility for what I've done, blah, blah, blah. It seems like they're just like,

let me make sure I get reelected again, let me make sure I look okay out of this. And then you look at that and you get grossed out because you're angry looking at this. You feel bad for those people. There's a perfect outlet. There's a human being who fucks something up and isn't taking accountability. Fuck that guy. I also think that it's an outlet for their frustration that preceded this.

So it's like if you have frustration about homelessness, if you have frustration about legislation, if you have frustration about this city, the crime rates in the city, you had all this frustration about L.A., but at the same time, it's 75 every single day, you got a job, you're still getting paid, you got a nice house, you're like, all right, let me not cry about this right now.

Then this happens and it looks like there's an aptitude on behalf of the government and you're like, all right, you know what, fuck you, you guys all gotta get out of here. So I think it's not the straw that broke the camel's back, there's a lot of fucking straw right here, but it is indicative of a greater problem. Yeah, and I think it's a frustration

with government in general. And like progressive leadership. Yeah, people were mad at the mayor that she was in Ghana. Yeah. You see that? Wait, I think she left before the fires. Yeah. Yeah, like she was there already

Which just what a fucking stressful. I guess you knew it was gonna be a fire Crazy that was when they're interviewing her after it's right after she gets off the plane But she just says nothing and then leaves. Yeah, the fucking the dead silence was crazy. You're mayor. Why are you going? You're if you're he's also promised not to do these international trips before. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a problem. She can't take vacation?

It's not vacation. She was at the inauguration of the new president of Ghana. Why does she need to be in Ghana? Because before she was on some committee that would send leaders out there. I'm like, you're the mayor now, you have one job. All right guys, also we got some dates. First of all, I apologize to everybody in Tampa.

We had to reschedule. The new dates are April 10th through 13th. By the way, I know some of you guys bought tickets not from the website and they're giving you a hard time with refunds. I'm sorry, guys. I do. I'm trying to figure out what to do. I don't know what I can.

But from now on, please buy your tickets directly from the website link on my website. But in the meantime, I got shows coming up January 23rd through 25th we sold out all the shows in Sacramento we had an eighth and ninth show on Sunday so we're doing nine shows now guys we're fucking killing it January 26th January 31st through February 1st we're gonna be in West Des Moines Iowa again I cannot believe there's a West Des Moines. February 21st and 22nd I'm gonna be in Brea those tickets are selling out so hurry up and buy those. February 27th through March 1st'm going to be in Brea. Those tickets are selling out so hurry up and buy those.

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AkashSingh.com. Love y'all. See y'all soon. Are there any Ghanaians in LA? I thought there was a big Ghanaian community. No, we don't have any. If there was no fire, no one would be saying shit. Come on, it's not that big of a deal.

Let her take a trip or two. Not saying a fucking word when you get off the plane is insanity, I don't care. Oh, now we're talking about dude. Now we're talking about just our being. What is that line? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking New Year.

If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle. There's a lot of ifs here, but the reality is she went on a trip internationally that she didn't have to go on. It was indulgent, and it coincided with the worst tragedy in Los Angeles in history. Yeah, what is LA's relationship with Ghana? Like, why do they need, like, good?

She wanna go to Ghana. She wanna go to Ghana, yo. She want the government to pay for it. Simple as that. It's the place to go in. It's the place to go in. There's no fire in Ghana. There's no wind to Ghana. She wanna go to Ghana, yo. She want the government to pay for it. Simple as that. That's the place to go in. There's no fire in Ghana. There's no wind in Ghana. And the wind warnings were issued before she left on the trip.

Listen, they're gonna try to find people accountable. None of these people wanted this to happen. None of these people made the wind happen, but there might have been decisions that made the situation worse. And you can hold them accountable for that shit. And might have done decisions that made the situation worse. And you can hold them accountable for that shit. And I don't think that's politicizing it. No, no, we're holding the funding is...

That's corny. Yes, fucking whack. And that is politicizing and that's hurting people's lives. So you're actively hurting their lives. If that is, it's happened. They should be criticized for that too. People do this with Ted Cruz when he left to go to Cancun. I hate him.

Still to this day. Fuck him. But have you ever had to cancel a family vacation? And you know how stressful it is? Like, think about also his perspective, like having to tell your wife and kids like, hey, we're not going to Cancun. No, no, it wasn't a planned family vacation, dude.

He escaped Texas because governmental failure from Texan politics that are like, hey, we don't wanna share the energy grid with the rest of the country because we are our own country, so we just have our the energy grid with the rest of the country because we are our own country, so we just have our own energy grid. And then the whole fucking power shut down throughout the state.

Since he had no power, he's like, well, I'm out. I'm leaving the dogs. I'm going to Cancun on the only flight out of here. Oh, really? Yeah, that's why I fucked Ted Cruz forever. And you're a Republican bitch for that, and I don't care. Like, this is a very easy thing to do. I don't understand how we can't both just do it.

Why is he politicizing this, bro? It's right there. It really does it. When you're from Texas, it's right there. Quick fight. Boom. In and out. There wasn't like a mayor of Cancun getting inaugurated or something.

It might have been political. He might have been going to see Bad Bunny or do something. I don't know. Nah, fuck that guy. And then fuck you standing on the fucking tarmac having nothing to say when your city's on fire. It's your city. What if she just sprinted?

What if she just got off the plane just full sprint? Then it'd be fun. Then she'd better be running like a fucking Ghanian. She'd better pick up some speed. Yeah. Then it'd be fun. I don't even understand. Like, they interviewed her and she was just like...

Dude, Dan's silent, looking down. It was crazy. What do you want her to say? What is she supposed to say? Like, let her have her prepared answers. You had a whole fucking international flight to prepare answers. She went, my flat.

That's too much, too much. Yeah, you just made him sick again. What the fuck, bro? So what ends up happening? Well, did you see the reservoir wasn't filled up? The Palisades Reservoir? I heard somebody press in, knew some about that. The woman, the mom?

Yeah. I mean, that's the funniest lady in the world. That woman runs the PTA, like it's the Marines, bro. Did you see her? She goes, Governor Newsom, you need to call the president. Where's Biden? And he's like, I'm gonna call him. I have no cell service.

And she goes, put me on the phone with the president. I love it, I love it. Get your shit. Imagine you're watching your mom on TV like, no. she's trying to talk to the President of the United States. She needs to be mayor. Yeah. That's what you need. That's mayor energy right there. That gets shit done.

Bro, she's demanding to talk to the President of the United States. That Mayor Karen is way better than this Mayor Karen. Can y'all explain to me this smelt thing, the fish? No. Oh, yeah. Or the jet fuel, it can't melt them. So people think it's controlled demolition Like apparently there's no water because they're trying to protect the smell dude what shower I can't even laugh on you the way I want to laugh on you because you smell so horrible. No.

And how bad do these smell? You're sick bro, don't even touch me. Yeah, no, my smell's infected. But it goes through that. That's easy. Smell, smell. I can't smell. Nah, nah, nah.

I put on deodorant before this specifically bro, come on. Nah, you've been wearing that color palette for a month. I just thought it was similar types of clothing, but it's the same thing from yesterday. It was white when I bought it. So wait, what were we just saying? Smelt. The passage reservoir.

Explain this fish shit. Like everybody's like, we could have, I think it was Trump and Rogan who maybe started this conversation, but basically they could have taken water from, I don't know if it was Northern California or even Canada. I think it's from up there to protect, it's a threatened fish,

and instead of diverting it to reservoirs. They diverted it to the ocean instead of bringing it to the reservoirs in an effort to protect the fish. Right, I heard it wouldn't have made a difference. That's what I'm trying to get to. It feels so easy. The big thing was an empty.

But what kind of fish is it? Little, it's a little. It's a little tiny. It's like a middle. Nah. It is, but it's like, it just dictates the healthiness of your ocean if that particular fish is around.

It's one of the indicators that you have a healthy environment. Shit, Some bullshit. Oh, the Delta smelt. Trump is also, you know, he's having fun right now. Trump is really having fun. Talk to me. He's just saying whatever the fuck he wants to say.

Even the shit last week, the Gulf of America. I love it. Oh, dog. Him and Barack, when we had that progressivism is dead conversation, it was based on me seeing him and Barack chopping it up at the funeral. Yeah. That was also very funny. And I was like, oh, it's, we're all done with all this progressive shit.

Oh, yeah. Trump is about to dominate. Dems about to be popping. No, I think the Dems are going to come back strong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just need somebody that's engaging. And the problem is all these people that exist within the system right now are kind of indoctrinated by the Dem policy and the problem is all these people that exist within the system right now

are kind of indoctrinated by the Dem policy and the Dem rhetoric. So I don't think it's gonna be one of these people that we're seeing or that we've seen for the last like eight years at least. I think it's gotta be a new voice that pops up that's a rejection of that but isn't all the way right. Yo, what's crazy, I took a sniff of him

and he just cleared my fucking sinuses. Hey, it's Alex. I got you, bro. Mark's vapor rub, bro. That's what I do. I got you. You good? You got it?

That's crazy. Yo, you need to bottle that up. I'm working to sell that. Sell that shit at CBS, bro. It's fire. Trump released the official audio of what the conversation was. This guy, he don't give a fuck. It's crazy.

Bro, very nice to see you Congratulations, but how you doing a lot better than how I bet No, you win. Oh really? Well, come on You know what I realized Hillary still hates No, she'll never forget I know she'll never forget He's just shit

I was gonna over call it tomorrow for the girls. Okay, watch this move So she's supposed to go first, but she didn't want to be right in front of Trump. So she makes a husband go around. Oh, wow. Oh, he's just dying her down, bro. Come on. Did you see that? She won't even look at really some of her people. Apparently, they said she fell off the

wagon all time just shit person she don't give a fuck isn't refreshing it's fun dude it is refreshing it's fun fun we need to have a nice few years without giving a fuck for us to go hey maybe we should give a fuck a little bit. Do you know what I mean? I hope you're right. You just need a few years. But what was actually bad about this?

Except for she fell off the wagon. Was she sober? I don't think so. I think that was like one of the rumors. You know, they just start throwing shit out there. Trump is demented. Kamala's an alcoholic. Kamala's on coke. They're just doing all these things. So I think that's a reference to that.

But that's it. Outside of that, everything else is just funny. I mean, it's not real. The president. Who cares? It's funny. It's funny. We should get funny.

Don't we? The ethos of this podcast? Y'all forgot? Fucking podcast are you on? It's the best. It is the best. It's funny. We should be funny, don't we? We're not the ethos of this podcast, cucks. Y'all forgot? Fucking podcast, are you on? It's the best.

I hope it's good. Did you see old Bush tapping up his boy? Oh, that was sick, dude. This one right here, this is the funniest thing. What do you mean? Just Fratstar W, just walking in, seeing his homie. Barak. Yeah, right here. What's up, playa? like W, just walking in, seeing his homie. Who? Barack Obama.

Yeah, right here. Yo, what on his dick. Son, that's fire. You're gonna be saying the same shit about Trump 10 years from now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was actually coming. I mean, if he did it with some swag,

that was a little swag with him. Yeah. He was like, yo, what's up, my nigga? Like, yeah. He kept him moving. That's exactly what it was. He said it in his head. Like, they'd just been hanging out.

He did. Like, yapping up. Because, like, him and fucking, uh, fucking the wife, they hang out all the time. That would be the best part about being president. What, buying a tic toc? Nope. After being president and just hanging with the other presidents being like, that shit was fucking good.

Wasn't it wild? That would be the most fun part. We gotta learn something. I kind of think that they don't really learn that much. I don't think there's that much new information they have that we don't. Because Trump, what? I mean necessarily, because Trump would've said it. I don't think he's capable of keeping his mouth shut.

I think if it's gun to your head, which it literally probably is. They already tried that on him. They tried gun to his head. I think Secret Service is like, we will get you. We're here 24 hours a day. You leak some of this shit, we will get you. We're here 24 hours a day. You leak some of this shit, we will get you. I mean, I understand your point,

and I'd like to validate it so you feel fulfilled. Thank you. You're such a good partner. Now I'm gonna give you an example why I think you're completely wrong. No, that's not fair. You can't do that. Then you're gaslighting.

Damn, bro, I've been practicing horrible communication three times a week when I come on a new podcast. That's literally all we do is disagree and give examples and metaphors. Wow. Anyway, is that why there's no female podcast? Do you know who female podcast is? There's really none. Female is so funny. How many people? Well, who is? It's Call Her Daddy.

Yeah. Cancelled. What's cancelled? The... what's their names? You're so gay for knowing this shit. Yeah. Canceled. What's canceled? What's their names? You're so gay for knowing this shit. Yeah, I know this. It's only True Crime. True Crime is the only female podcast. Horrible decisions.

Horrible decisions. You're so gay for knowing that. But they're gay, they're gay. So it's half guy. Yeah, it is half. Yeah, it's true. I don't even consider that fully female. There's too much alpha going on in there. Yeah, it is happening. Yeah, it's true. It's, I don't even consider that fully female. Yeah, there's too much alpha going on in there.

Yeah, it's, literally. Briana Chicken Fried had a pod. Had to shut it down. Second she started disagreeing with her friend, they're like, oh, we can't possibly have a podcast over to that. I'm like, that's when it gets hot. I just don't, there's no female podcast for this reason.

This type of conversation just doesn't exist. Girls gotta eat. Giggly Squad, that's one. doesn't exist. Girls gotta eat. Giggly Squad, that's one. Giggly Squad. Giggly Squad. Hannah Berner shouts. Yo, I like that. Mel Robbins, the number three podcast in the world.

Guys, I was making more of like a loose comment. But notice how you guys are disagreeing and giving examples and it's creating a really fun moment for the podcast. This is what we have to get women to understand. We need to validate you. Yeah, can you validate me first? What's that even feel like? The president knows as much as us.

There you go. I agree. Fuck you. What? Why? You fucking bitch. I can't believe you said that with your fucking bitch smelling arms.

What the hell? I'm agreeing with you. You fucking big old bitch. Just stop calling me that. You smell***ing big old b***h. You smell fish fella f***ing b***h. Go ban some smell b***h. You disgust me. The Delta smell.

You disgust me. That's enough. Yes, the president doesn't know all the stuff. I'm being dead serious right now. I think he knows like I Think they tell him like if you're allowed to park there during the day Like I think he got an app that's like, oh, they'll give you a ticket We're like the rest of us we got to read the sign

I think that's the extent of the information that he has over us at this point right now And even that's getting mitigated. Have you seen that AI app? You can just take a picture of a sign It tells you if you can park there. That's how lazy we've gotten. What? There's no way. There's an app like if people don't want to read a sign so they just take a picture of it and the app's like no you can't park there. What do you mean don't want to? We read it. But it's incredibly convoluted. It's so confusing. I mean it'll say no parking Tuesday, Saturday, 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. and then right below it, no parking anytime. And you'll be like, well, what the fuck does that mean?

Why'd you even have the top sign? That is a good point, that is a good point. You feel validated when he said that? I did, I felt so good. This shit is gay, you know? This shit is so gay, right? Doesn't it feel better when your boy frustrates, is frustrated, like tries to create an argument

and it's not as good? That's like a way better form of communication. Don't you think? Yeah, yeah, I agree. All right, so yeah, I just don't think that he has that much more information. Do you really think that he knows the Epstein lists outside of being there?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Outside of being on the island, like frequently and like experiencing what that underage pun is like. I'm gonna not validate this one. I'm gonna not validate this one. I'm gonna not validate this one. Yo, what? You don't think he was dabbling in the smell? No, I didn't.

You got an adult smell, though? Yeah, that was that underage pun. Come on, Al. No, I don't think he was fucking underage. I don't think he was getting after that. You guys think he was? That smell. That's a delta smell? That's a delta smell, bro.

That's why LA's on fire. That shit is bait when you go fishing. You can lose that. I agree. Yeah, you're right. That sucks. Right? It sucks to do this. Yeah.

Give me one thing you think he knows that we don't know. JFK assassination? There's no way. I believe he knows. He would tell everyone. The second he sat down with us, he was like, Iran did it. No. I think because we did it.

He don't want to point that out. Wait, what was I saying? We did it. The government did it. Oh, so he was protecting them. Yeah, probably under threat. I think he'll talk after this round. Oh, that's also true.

He needed a win. He doesn't want his head to really go. He is shot off. I agree with that. I don't know if they give him historical files. Can you just not start the sentence with I agree with? Just say the sentence. Just say the sentence.

Yeah, yeah, don't tell me you agree. I just feel comfortable when you do that. Yeah, I disagree with you. I don't think they tell him the historical files. I think they just tell him what's going on right now, they say, hey, Russia's trying to kill everybody. That's what you gotta know. And he goes, what about JFK?

And they go, why are you bringing up bullshit? But what about Pearl Harbor? Did that even happen? Did that happen? Do you guys honestly think that happened? I think I've made this joke before. Okay, so walk me through it. They were trying to land, right?

They were trying to land the planes and they just had never done it successfully, right? That wasn't an attack, it was tourism. Kamikazes are just like fucking Japan here trying to take... Yeah, they're just trying to land the planes and they just haven't figured that out yet societally. They were running on shangled roofs for 2,000 years, then you come up with a plan and you

can fucking land it? They can't even say right, brothers. That was respectful. Hey, thanks. You did it in the most respectful way. Yeah, thank you. Hey, you have good color in your cheeks. I feel like you look good. Hey, thanks, man. You're welcome. This is the best you've looked in years. For real. No, for real. You do look great. Oh, thanks man. Yeah. I need to be sick more often.

Yeah. Now get ready. And thanks for not coughing in your hands. That genuinely bugs me. If I see someone sneezing in their hands. You need to shut up about hygiene right now. No, that is a real thing. That's true.

That's real. You have some fucking nerves. No, I'm not contagious because if I smell. You have to tell them, Al. What the hell was that? That's great in my eye right there. You've got some fucking nerves. I smell I Put on fucking old spice before this bro, come on

Yes, I did Fuck that's cancerous. You wouldn't put that on you put beef nature do it because of the and you put beef tallow, you put nature. Do you not do it because of the, someone told you it's cancerous? Well, I don't want the aluminum's right on my lymph nodes. Exactly. He's that, he is so Williamsburg to the core. No, I use natural, I use Nat,

I take like the essential oils and shit. I had to stop my wife from using that natural deodorant because she smelled natural. Exactly. See, I was like, yo, what is going on? She's like, there's a lot of hormones after pregnancy. I was like, right, guard it. You need male.

You need males. Something's going on with your armpits. This is the same thing happened at my house, and I was like, nah, you need the aluminum. You need the aluminum. You gotta get the fucking tin foil out! And wrap that shit around her arms! No, uh-huh. My wife would sleep like this, and like, with her head turned this way, and be breathing that shit into my nose!

Shoot! That's crazy. Who wants a natural woman until they go full natch? And then you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who wants a natural woman? What is this fucking illusion that we want natural women? Bro, that's the thing, you see a girl with a BBL and fucking huge tits, and everyone's like, oh. Who wants a natural woman? What is this illusion that we want natural women? Bro, that's the thing, you see a girl with a BBL and fucking huge tits, and everyone's like,

oh, I want a natural girl. They haven't figured the BBLs out, but the rest of the shit they figured out. They figured it out. Filler's good. The baby BBLs are nice. Show me a baby BBL that works. The thing is that the hips don't.

I'm not Googling that. You guys are fucking crazy. Has anyone? That's crazy. I'm not even getting close to my computer right now. You know that shit's already in your search history. Type in baby, and let's see the next three letters that come on afterwards. I'm not even getting close to my computer right now. You know that shit's already in your search history. Type purple. Type in baby, and let's see the next three letters

that come on afterwards. Oh, that's going to be good. You guys, what do you think? All right. Yes, we do think that about you. All right, ready? Here we go. Baby.

Fuck, we can't. Put baby BBL. Why, no. Just put it. If somebody actually created a website for that, that's disgusting. BBL Baby's a hip hop song by Cash Patek. I feel like that's the CIA direction.

Yeah, I thought too. No, there's a mini BBL. That's what they call them in the biz. I gotta pee. I mean, I can see how Al fucked that up. The issue, if we're actually gonna discuss BBLs on this, you know, high bar podcast, what is it, high brow podcast, is the hips.

They can't get the hips right, and then they try to- Look at this. That's nice. That's the same ass. That's what the baby ones are. It's more about shape, thing is not trying to get it too crazy. Okay, if you already got ass, you're not part of the discussion.

No, they added some ass. There's some ass that was added there clearly. Oh, that's nice. I mean, that that one's good. That's what I'm saying. The baby BBL is that. But that girl already got asked. I think what they can do is they can take girls that have asked and move it around so it looks better. Yeah. What I don't think they can do is take the girls who have no ass

and then add an ass on it without the hips and. Oh, then it's like a shelf, yeah. Then it looks, yeah, it does look funny. But why haven't they figured that out yet? Why is the ass so much more difficult than tits or jaw or nose or all these other things? I sometimes don't think it's the surgeon, bro.

I think it's girls going, give me the fattest thing possible. Oh, so it's their decisions. I think it's user error a little bit. Really? Because when it first started, it was like the bigger the better. Now it it's user error a little bit. Really? Because when it first started, it was like the bigger the better. Now it was starting to look a little ridiculous.

So now they're just perfecting this now. And not enough people get it. Call me crazy right now. Crazy. Thank you. If you're a BBL surgeon, do you go, like if you're a tattoo artist, do you go, I refuse to do that because it reflects on me.

This is what I think will work for you. If you don't want this, then you have to go to somebody else to protect your brand. Because if you see a botched BBL out there and someone's like, it's this doctor, nobody's going back to that doctor. That's true, but I don't think they turn away to any.

Any business. Yeah. The nature of that game is you get one thing, you just keep coming back. It is crazy to think like doctors are in the sales business. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Like surgery, you don't need all that shit. Explain that a little bit more to me, because I'm trying to think if there's something unethical about this.

It is. I remember I broke my finger in college. I know you're not going to make this about your finger. Are you talking surgery? Only plastic surgery? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, what'd they say? How'd you break it? They said I...

Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. His own ass. Son, it's way more complicated than the death need. No, no, no, no, no, no, break it down, break it down. So, oh, you were saying he was up charging you for a surgery?

Well, no, then, so I broke, they put a little, they cast on it or whatever, then they send me to like a plastic surgeon. And the plastic surgeon's like, down, break it down. So, oh, you were saying he was upcharging you for a surgery? Well, no, then, so I broke, they put a little, they cast on it or whatever, then they send me to a plastic surgeon, and the plastic surgeon's like, yeah, you need surgery, it's gonna be $4,000. And I'm like, all right, I guess, and then my mom was like, no, fuck that, we go get a second opinion from my uncle's friend,

who's like a hand bone specialist, and he's like, surgery's not gonna fix anything, you're still gonna, it's still gonna look fucked up afterward, you're just gonna go through pain and money you don't need to go through, just leave a sling on it and that's it, or like leave the cast on it and that's it. How is that not considered medical malpractice? That's insane!

They tried to tell my mom that she had to get her thyroid taken out. That's fucking crazy! And they're like, yeah, you probably won't be able to have kids after that, and she was like, what? They tried to tell my mom she needed a hysterectomy when she was like 35. Wow. What's a hysterectomy? Crazy, this removed the whole ovaries.

Yeah. Trans? The whole uterus. That's crazy. What's a hysterectomy? This removed the whole ovaries. Yeah. The whole uterus. It's not trained. They want to make it wrong. Trained? Is that why it's a hysterectomy? Wait a minute, what? Wait, what? Yeah, yeah. The whole uterus. Take out the whole uterus. What'd you do in there? I don't know. I must have fucked it up to be honest. I did damage. Or my dad did. Badass kid. No, for real. Yeah. And then she said no?

No, she was just like, I'm not, no, I'm not doing that. Like that seems way too extreme. And then she ended up being fine. Wow. It's crazy. I feel like that should be medical malpractice. It absolutely should be. And they're doing it just because they could charge the insurance company or whatever they

get paid off of it. Yeah, they get paid crazy money and that's it. Wow. And then you're just taking out a woman's uterus. And there's got to be some doctors that have done like 20 or 30 of these cases And the women are probably complaining about our dudes are complaining about it now and nobody's talking about yeah That's some scumbag shit right there. Absolutely. Yeah. I mean, that's the whole back surgery thing with the man. Gioni What happened with him was like apparently in the there's like a back surgery racket is going on

Okay, we're like that the saying like, the first back surgery is unnecessary, but the second one is necessary. And why is that? It's fixed what the first one did. Yeah. And that like they're over prescribing medical intervention on backs. So now you're in this back surgery loop

where you just constantly, I heard that about hip too. Makes sense. Like, I think they've found some version of correcting this, but essentially like you want to push off hip surgery as far as you can, because it needs to be resurfaced, I think it's called, every 10 years. So they were just chopping off your hip and then putting a fake one in place now, and I think that they have a better version of it. But, yeah, what is the balance of that?

Like if you're... Dentistry, they always rush into a pull a tooth, they rush into the braces. First time I went to the dentist in LA, they always rushing to pull a tooth. They're rushing to put an braces. First time I went to the dentist in LA, they said I had 10 fillings. And I was like, I'm freaking out again. My mom was like, go get a second opinion. Guy goes, you guys have two. Two cavities we need to fill.

Yeah. You got to start in your family. I feel like you know so many doctors. Why are you going? Stop going outsource. Yeah, I fucked that up. Keep it in networks. This is all when I was in college.

In network is possible. Or right out of college. Ever since then, I don't, yeah. I fucked that up. Keep it in networks. This is all when I was in college. In network is possible. Or right out of college. Ever since then, I don't, yeah. Only Brown doctors, I don't trust anybody else and I gotta know you. You trust the Brown doctors. Yeah, yeah. Interesting.

Shouts Omar. Omar's great. Yeah, shouts Omar. Shouts. Yeah. But that's it, keep it in the family. See, this is what happens. My doctor's brown.

And oh, well, yeah, I guess we're both sick so we can do that. He knows you. He was like, do you work with Akash Singh? It's like... How do you say it? Oh, yeah, I tried to do it. Not bad.

Oh, actually, cool, cool announcements in the world of the greatest sport that's ever existed, and the only people that would disagree with it are the people that have not played it yet, and that is paddle. The Reserve Cup down in Miami. Reserve is this amazing Paddle facility, but it's also a company that's like really being like the ambassadors of Paddle. And they're put on this thing called the Reserve Cup in Miami and I'm going to go down next week, like Wednesday

through Saturday. So I'm going to go down there., I'm gonna get to be a captain of one of the teams. That's sick. Me and Derek Jeter. That's so fucking sick, that's so fucking sick. And I gotta tell Derek, I gotta say, listen, winner gets a gift basket. I think that's a very fair thing to pitch to him. I'm also trying to find a way to pitch that to him

without that being our first interaction. You know what I mean? He's a happily married man, he's got a beautiful family, but I want a gift basket. Anyway, so yeah, so that's gonna be happening out there. And if you wanna see paddle at the highest level, if you're someone who like listens to pod, you like paddle, I think what's cool about this setup is,

so they have these teams that the players usually play with each other Obviously, it's a two-on-two sport. But with this we can choose the teams through a lottery so we can Teams could be different and could be teams that have never been so could be you and like a pro player Well, there's gonna do like pro-am there's gonna be a charity. We're gonna raise some money and You know We should give the money to the fire. Oh, that'd be sick. That would be the right thing to do.

That'd be fucking sick. Yeah, I suggested a different charity because that was before LA was on fire. It was still a charity. But it was still a charity. But yeah, we should actually do this for fire. Can I ask you what charity? Then we decide which one's more worthy of the money?

I was gonna say IVF, like fertility stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But too bad for you guys, LA's burning. So, we're gonna rebuild some billionaire's homes in Malibu. But yeah, so that's gonna be next week. Wednesday we're gonna do the draft and then Thursday, Friday, Saturday they got the thing. So go down there. And we need steak to be able to fuck ya. Gamble on paddle. That's right.

There's all these guys that got money to do these side matches where they're putting real money on games. Yeah, my thing is I don't gamble on anything that I actually enjoy doing because it will make it too enjoyable. Do you know how fantasy football makes you so excited about teams you don't even fucking care about? So I'm just like I gotta stay away but. Imagine you win a paddle game and like 10 grand.

I don't want to even think about that, Mark. I'll quit everything. I'll tell my wife, I think I figured it out. What are the next four years of my life? Anyway, so the Reserve Cup down there, you can go get tickets. I'm sure they'll put some kind of link, but like go check it out. It's a really awesome setup and they got it catered and it's beautiful. It's right there on the water.

Go check it out. I think you guys will really like it. And they are great ambassadors for paddling. The guys who are involved really love the sport. There's no money in the sport right now. It's literally people who are obsessed with it and they're putting their own money up to make these things successful. Go check it out.

I think it's going to be like the premier experience and I'll be there talking shit. So if you want to, matter of fact, if if you wanna get a game and get that ass kicked, I'll play you with a pro of my selection. I'll play any two people out there in Miami as long as I have a pro of my selection on my team. That's very fair. I feel like that's fair. Very fair.

I'm not even putting money on this. Anyway, okay, so outside, in sports that are not as interesting and not as obsessive, there are some pretty things. Must be much more niche sports. Yeah, let's talk about the niche sports out there. The NFL. Yeah, what's that? The playoffs are happening right now and not as obsessive. Yeah. There are some pretty. Must be much more niche sports. Yeah. Let's talk about the niche sports out there.

The NFL. What's that? The playoffs are happening right now. Oh, there's a playoffs. Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it. Yeah. So tell us what's going on here. Do we have some interesting scenarios?

Is Akash been an oracle? No. Actually, I was wrong about the Texans. I thought they kind of limped into the playoffs, but they beat the fuck out of it. Who do they play? I forget who they play. Chargers. The Chargers but they beat the fuck out of who did they play? I forget who they part of the charges that beat the shit out of them And then the LA Rams played the Minnesota Vikings who everybody thought was like the second best team in the conference Didn't you say Vikings could make it all the way? That's what everybody had convinced me and I hadn't

Watched this fucking guy I watched him one game early in the season. He was drafted very highly and then really struggled in the pros. And then the Vikings are winning with him as quarterback. It's kind of like a one year option. But they keep winning. And then I watched one game against the Colton. He doesn't look that good, but they win.

So I'm like, whatever. That was middle of the year. And then I keep hearing about him and they keep winning. So I'm like, maybe I just happened to watch a bad game. Maybe they're really fucking good. People are picking them to go to the Superbowl. I haven't been watching enough. I see him against Detroit, gets his ass beat.

And then I see him this week get his ass beat again. And I'm like, well, this guy was exactly who the fuck we all thought he was. You convinced us of something else. He's not that. Also, I think LA is playing for something now. They played LA and LA just thrott, I think LA is playing for something now. They played LA and LA just throttled them. So LA is playing the Eagles and I am an Eagles hater. I would love for LA to win.

I don't know how long they can sustain this emotional thing. But I do think it's possible. They have a fucking cause that is unlike any other cause out there right now. So I think LA is a dark horse that is pretty scary in that sense. Okay, so you choose LA. I would put LA to cover. I don't know what the spread is gonna be. I imagine it's gonna be fairly high. I put LA, I hope Detroit wins.

They should win. They're the seemingly best team in the league probably. And then the AFC, the best game is gonna be the Ravens and the Bills. That's gonna be the best game of the whole playoffs, I think. Cause these are two really good teams. Both quarterbacks are really fucking good. They just can't beat Patrick Mahomes.

And now they have this kind of reputation of being like playoff underachievers. But in reality, they're just going up against Jordan. But then them two going head to head to see who could theoretically play Mahomes if Mahomes wins. It's gonna be such a fucking good game. So great games all around.

I think I'm gonna go with the Bills. I actually think the Bills, I think this is their year, I think, to go to the Super Bowl, and then I think the Chiefs will win. The Texans look better than I thought, but I think the Chiefs will win. So those are my picks. Also the Cowboys' coach basically just left.

He just peaced out. Oh, I thought he was fired. So his contract, so Jerry doesn't like paying any, like he wouldn't fire the coach last year. Yeah, we were talking about that. He was saying that, yeah. Yeah, I believe he's, yeah. Yeah contract, so Jerry doesn't like paying any, like he wouldn't fire the coach last year. Yeah, we were talking about that. He was saying that.

Yeah, I believe that. Yeah, I believe Jerry. Yeah. So he just, his coach that should have been fired last year had a year left on the contract. Yeah. He's like, well, instead of firing him and paying him and hiring another coach, I'll just let his contract run out and waste everybody's life for a year. And now his contract is up and they were trying to renegotiate.

And the coach, from what I'm hearing, the coach was like, I'm good. This is Chip Kelly. This is Mike McCarthy. This is Mike McCarthy. Sorry, Mike McCarthy. Why am I thinking of Chip Kelly? So now the, I don't know, he's the offensive coordinator of the, some college team that's good, Ohio State. But now the question is who are the Cowboys going to get to be their coach?

There's one option that excites me. Deon. Deon. Oh, wow. Wow. Dion. Oh, my dude. Dion, I'd be so fucking excited. I thought there was interest in the Raiders job because I think they just fired Antonio Pierce. So, yeah, apparently Tom Brady's trying to get who actually probably

will be the best coach is Ben Johnson from the Lions. He's their offensive coordinator. OK. Apparently, Tom Brady's trying to get him. You know, it's funny, you get an owner who cares and knows how to win. Things can change. But Ben Johnson is going to want 15 to 17 million a year I don't think Jerry's gonna pay that Dion might not cost that much, but he has an eight million dollar buyout at Colorado

I don't know if the Cowboys owner is gonna want to pay eight million dollars in order for him to leave, Colorado Yeah, so I don't know if that happens, but if that happened, I'd be excited. It'd be so fun. It'd be the most fun You know, it's so what's so crazy with, like the amount of money the players are making now, eight million dollars is an absurd amount of money. But when you said it, my knee-jerk reaction was like, oh, well, why wouldn't the Cowboys just buy it? Well, also, the Cowboys are worth the most valuable franchise on the fucking planet, 12 billion or whatever.

So what's eight million? But he just don't spend, he's like Donald Sterling now. He just don't spend money. Got it. Okay. Unless it's, you know, the place in St. Bart said he wants to stay. But yeah. He's a great guy.

He's a really great guy. Yeah. Yeah. I feel the same way. I don't know if nothing bad happens to him. He's so great when he doesn't own your team. No, that I believe, that I would love. Phenomenal.

That I would love. Yes. Yeah. If I was like a commander's fan or whatever I'd fucking love this there's nothing that makes you feel more comfortable that when a league rivals owner and Chiem is partying in St. Barks before the season. Yeah, that makes as he has no head coach. Yeah Anyway, anyway look so if you're gonna put some money down if you're gonna take the Akash picks You're gonna go to stake stake Obviously the leader in global betting,

US social casinos, been on top sports and political events, use the promo code flagrant for your new welcome bonus. Now let's get back to the show. Keep the aluminum off your lymph nodes, all right? Stop using all these chemicals. Do a coffee enema once or six times a day, and you'll be fine, all right?

Big medicine doesn't want you to know about the coffee enema. Okay, detox your colon. What about you holding a laptop on your balls for the last four years? Not on my balls. I keep it intentionally off my sack and I also don't ride that low. I'm staying pretty much perched the whole time.

All right. I am, it's true. I am a little kiwi just, just suckled up there. Is she doing it in a tub? Like where? I'm trying to understand. The whole. Shower I think.

The same shower. So you're standing? Standing in the doo-doo. I mean, I think it's whole... The shower, I think. The same shower. So you're standing? Standing in the doo-doo. I mean, I think it's a laying down thing. Oh, goodness. I think it's laying, but I'm not sure. But then it's getting on her back, dog. That's what I'm trying to figure out.

She's not a doggy. She's got her legs up in here. Yeah, I know, but then the shit is, so where does the content go? Well, you lay with it probably down towards the drain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then... It's like cleaning out a Jeep, like you got to be on the hill and then kind of just let it all move out. It's just wild, dudes.

I haven't asked. I haven't looked at it. I mean, we can look into it. I've been tagged in so many fucking Instagram posts. And then don't we know what it looks like? And then like when there's going to be like chunks of poop that come out, does she got to like smush it down? You got a waffle stomp a little bit, probably.

Oh my God, yo. Come on, man. Come on man. Check your bands. Why is it up to me? Why is it up to me to make him a normal human being? I don't do it. I don't do it. Please.

Andrew did a lot of work. He took him out of Florida. He did as much as he could. We got him out. Look we're biohacking, look, you prepare it. It's a Marjorie Taylor Crane. She got a French roast! Yeah. You can pick the one you want, okay?

You do the French press. Yeah, exactly. And then you get this little tube here. I've heard of people doing everything. Your liver is on your right side, so to me, laying on the right side makes a lot more sense. Yes. You just kind of lay a little bit in the fetal position. Your liver is on your right side. So to me laying on the right side makes a lot more sense Yes Yes, these are tucked a little bit also she's side I'm not gonna be showing this to you guys. So I hope this is enough of visual for you

You're going to insert your lubricated tip Oh, she has come on that night. Oh that part. I know she was lubing it up, too Did your mom have issue with constipation? I've never asked. I don't have to say that part. I know she was lubing it up too. Did your mom have issue with constipation? I've never asked. I don't know the nature of her. I mean there must be something. Yeah. I genuinely don't.

It doesn't get discussed in the home. Has she ever tried just drinking coffee? Like that's pretty effective. It works very well. If the issue is constipation. Yeah. I mean she does do that. Yeah.

I think she's taking a pill with wh ways. Just like your grandma. I'm just saying, runs in the family, bro. Wait, how'd you find out? I just saw a giant bag in the shower. So you asked her about it? No, I asked one of my siblings and I was like, what is that bag? And they were like, oh, a coffee animal.

And I said, all right, well, I guess we'll never talk about that, so I'm on the spot. Yeah. I'll just keep that a family secret until a million people watch it. And here we are. Yo, I love this shit. She makes sounds like do you have to do? No, why?

Why? Why is that even a part of it? Like she's not at that table. Not at the table. Stop. Stop. What the heck? I need to know what sound she makes, bro. That is important to me.

With all due respect. Get your health back, bro. With all due respect, I need to know a sound. There's no sound problem. Does she try to muffle it? What do you mean? Does she throw like the towel over her mouth and you just hear like, no, no one bites the pillow.

It's not the whole thing. Not bite it, but like does she try to, you know, you know in like the Denzel movies where you throw the pillow over the mouth before you. Yes, I agree with you. You never. You never. But grudgingly and unfortunately mom, I agree with you fully.

You've never tried one? I've never tried one. You should try one for the pod, dude. They can help relieve constipation, they can detox bacteria, parasites, and heavy metals, they can boost immunity, and also there's no scientific evidence that the port... Alright. But anti-aging also, there's anti-aging, there's a whole bunch of benefits. Coffee enema, huh?

Yeah. I'm just saying, look into it. Your guys' families are getting over-prescribed by the medical industry. No, my mom has a different version of that. She just drinks scotch until she Scots until you pass out of it fire off some gnarly email What enema is that that's a different purging is that a different type of toxin really destroy your family dynamic Their own things okay

Yeah, but that is actually really effective if you guys, if you ever try that one. Like if your mom's struggling, just feed her scotch at four in the morning and then check her email the first thing you wake up. That'd be actually nice. And see who else is CC'd in it. That sucks, that sucks.

Oh, my wife, that's cool. She definitely gotta hear these feelings. They should do that as a therapy. Everyone gets shit-faced and then they can really start talking. Yeah! Right? Like every therapy I've ever been in is fully sober. Yeah. And they go, how do you feel? And I go, I feel nothing.

You don't go loose to therapy? No, I should. Oh, I always, I'm always. Are you serious? Yeah, I mean making shit up. Wait, you pregame? Oh yeah! Yeah, I have a couple shots of Repo and then let's purge this shit. How you making shit up too?

Yeah, my fucking grandfather touched me. And then three weeks later, my grandparents all die before I was born. Yeah, I was hammered. You just gotta keep it interesting. Eventually you get through all your trauma and you're like, well I don't want to let them down. They need this every week. Yeah, exactly. What would they do?

What would they do, Akash? Continue to listen to you and make money. You think they do that? You think therapists do that at all? You think they're like trying to like, I can't fix them too quick. Oh yeah. Let's stretch this out a little bit.

I mean, maybe. Those therapy sessions are mad short. I remember I went to one and they're like, all right, it's an hour long sesh. And they go, well, technically it's 50 minutes. And then the first eight minutes is, how you doing? And the last five minutes is debrief. So you got 30 minutes to unpack your entire life trauma.

Isn't it funny when the time is about to run out and they gotta like politely tell you. Start talking about some heavy shit, the two end of this, like you see them kind of clock in and you're like, oh, so that must've been devastating. So I don't know if we have enough time to figure this out and you're like I'm getting molested. I don't have another week to deal with this. They're magnificent at buttoning it up.

Yeah. We should talk to a therapist about that. What is the gnarliest thing that you've had to button up because there wasn't enough time? Oh yeah. Well, I think people also kind of do that on purpose. They see the clocks running out and they're like, all right, let me just dump some shit and then keep it moving.

Hell yeah. And so they just get it all out and they're like, yeah, I talked about it. But then they don't actually work on it and then they can keep it pushing. Sounds like that's what you do. Of course, you gotta just dump right at the end. You think I just don't remember the next week?

Jay told me he got fucked in the ass by the end of the session last week. How could they remember? That's the session. How could they remember? How could they remember? It don't ever look like they got it Dewey decimaled. They got 15 different people who are retarded that they're talking to every single day. There's no way that those stories don't kind of cross. Have you ever had your therapist think that your story was someone else's?

No. That would be crazy. And bring it up? That's crazy. And then just go with it for two months? You never did that? Yeah. So you tried to kill yourself, you're like, maybe.

Man, it was crazy. I was drunk, I don't even remember saying it. I had the toaster in the oven and everything. In the oven, in the bath. That is double suicide, bro. Sylvia Plath with the toaster, that's crazy. Yeah, we gotta have, we gotta talk to a therapist, but I guess there's, oh, that was the question

I wanted to ask, is HIPAA that rule where you basically can't share medical, what is it, medical procedures or medical history? Information history, yeah. Can you share the thing that has happened and just not the person? I have a patient, if you ever heard doctors, I have a patient who came in with, yeah.

Okay. You just can't say who it is. Got it, got it, got it. No, it can't be too specific. Cause then you would know, yeah. A patient with back pain that killed a guy as a CEO. We're gonna know. Wait a second, sounds familiar. But yeah, I also don't believe that.

Anytime a doctor's like, oh, I have a patient, that's just like a comic being like, well today, like, oh, that's their, today That's just like a comic being like, well, today. Oh, that's their... Today I was walking down, really? Really? I don't know, behind closed doors, there's... Took it over to the show. They're talking about patients, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, that shit would happen all the time. They're talking shit. Yeah, yeah. You talk shit about the patients, by name, give them a nickname, some shitty name, fuck, I'm fucked up, right? What? I'll be honest, fuck I'm fucked up right.

I'll be honest, when you took that breath right there, I didn't have any air left in the room. That was such a strong breath. I can't breathe. For a moment there was nothing left in the room. That shit pisses me off too when I fart in bed but my wife gets the first smell of it. God damn it. Like she don't leave me alone.

How greedy dude. You know what I mean? Do you guys get up to your selfish? Like I want that first smell of it. God damn it. Like she don't leave me alone. How greedy dude. You know what I mean? Do you guys get it? Do you guys? Selfish. Like I want that first smell of it. I want the first bite. Like you know when you get dessert you're like, yo let me at least get the first bite.

I know, I don't know. You never have a fart and you're like, oh I'm ready and then your wife is just like, and now you got the remnant. I got the crumbs. Bro what? I got sloppy seconds. I know. Like I get pissed at her for that shit.

She's like, why'd you fart? I'm like, why'd you take it all in? Let me take it all in, there'll be nothing left for you. Can you hold your breath for two seconds? You heard it come out. No, I get way more enjoyment of the guessing game. Like, did I fart or didn't I fart? And then if she smelled it, then I farted.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With me, there's no guessing. That's fun. Put it on edge, dude. It's like, ooh, she got some other stuff. Oh, no, you know, then I farted. With me, there's no guessing. He's like, ooh, she got some other stuff. Oh, no. When I fart, she thinks the neighbors are moving furniture around me.

There's no question we'll fart. Oh, yeah, you gotta fucking care. Bro, that never happens. Anytime someone farts in my house, I'm like, is this a coffee shop? It smells like fucking Loco. I was like, it's like a fucking Starbucks. It's an espresso.

That smells amazing. It's actually brilliant. You're the most fucking curious person, and you have not actually thought about this. This is crazy. You speak to fucking crazy people on the street every day. You gotta ask your mom, can we call your mom real quick

and just ask her about the coffee enemas? No, no. Come on, yo! Please. For shit's in game. That's too perched, because then she's gonna be like, oh, you're talking about me.

Hopefully she never watches the fucking pod. Well, now she will. It's gotta come back to us. I honestly don't think it's that bad. I'm sure she believes in this. I don't think that she's embarrassed one bit about it. Your mom doesn't strike me as someone who does things regularly and is embarrassed by it.

That's fair. Right, like. I mean, maybe. I mean, we can just see how it goes. And then we just cut it from the pot. If it's only you feeling comfortable with it, or she feels uncomfortable. We'll just see.

We'll just see. Yeah. Hell, this is going to be good. Because maybe we should all be doing it. I mean, obviously. Yeah, she good. Hello, mom. Put some call.

I was just thinking about you. Turn up volume. We don't have volume. And then put it by your mic. I just had a question, okay? I'm here with some of my friends, right? And by no means do you have to talk about this. Hi, Mrs. Gagnon!

Hi. Hi, Mrs. Gagnon. Everyone says hi. You don't have to talk about this if you wouldn't like to. If you feel uncomfortable, you don't have to say a singular thing, but Mark keeps talking about the coffee enemas, and we need to know what the benefits of those are. These guys don't believe in the benefits of coffee enemas,

and I said, oh no, I think there are a lot of benefits and I wanted to ask you, are there any benefits to coffee enemas if you're willing to talk about it? It increases glutathione, detoxes your liver. Detoxes your liver, increases glutathione. Good things. Yeah, glutathione being a master antioxidant was used, I think, originally during World War II

or after, yeah, I think before World War II or after World War II. Before World War II for pain management. So people have been doing this for 60, 70 years, maybe even longer. It's not new. Not new at all. Okay, so now Mrs. Gagnon, it's Schultz. How do you create the time to do it

without everybody knowing that that's what's happening? Why do you have to hide it? That's what I'm talking about. We knew you wouldn't be embarrassed about that. I thought you'd be embarrassed to talk about it, Mom. But do you go to the bathroom? Is it something you can do publicly? How is it done?

You definitely don't do it publicly. You do it in the privacy of your own bathroom. Like if you were gonna take a shower, you know? Okay, we once walked into the bathroom here and Mark had his legs in the air and we're like, what the hell is going on? And there was no enema. We were just like, why are you lying?

This is not a true story. I would never do that. You lie, you do lie, I know you lie. She's like, I know you're lying. Mark, shower? All right, well, this has been helpful. Thank you so much. Bye.

Bye, Ms. Gagnon. Thank you, Ms. Gagnon. Thank you, Ms. Gags. Cold, free coffee. Do you want to try it? I can give you all tips. Yes, we're all gonna try it. We're gonna try it.

We're gonna try it. We want the tip. All right. Thank you, bye. See, I knew it was gonna be a normal rational discussion. She's very confident in herself. Yeah. If Mark's mom does anything,

she is 1000% confident in it. Yeah. She's already processed the judgment and dealt with it and then she is out there in the world. Yeah. So she's... Why is there anything to be ashamed of? There's nothing to be ashamed of.

Plug Alex up. No. He couldn't even handle it. He couldn't even handle it. He couldn't do it. We gotta plug you up, dude. We have to try it. We have to try it. We're as crazy as I might try to.

We're gonna try it. I'm like, I'm already on the bidets, the same shit. How different is it? You know what I mean? How different really is it? It's not different at all. Exactly. It's not different at all.

We all did it together. I think we should all do it. Like a hookah, we get eight of them lined up. We just fucking let it rip, dude. Octopus, that'd be fire. See, we're gonna get so fucking healthy. We might need a hookah for the pod. That could be a nice little vibe.

That would be fire. I've been listening to Bad Bunny, that shit would be fire right now, bro. That is a good idea. It's nice for a vibe. Would that affect your asthma? If I'm not smoking, I'm good. But just being around the smoke?

No, I'm good. You sure? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Why can't you smoke it? He has asthma. Can't breathe. His body isn't built to be a human. You don't take it in.

You just like, what's the shit with hookahs that they say you're not inhaling, but you're inhaling? No, you're not inhaling. How? Once it goes in your lungs, isn't that inhale? I mean, like, do you inhale gum? What? You just put it in your mouth, you don't...

No, you go, it goes down and then it goes back up. No, no, no. Yes, you do. You don't have to do that. Yeah. It's a choice. Oh, well then all the people in the Heights and every place that smokes hookah in clubs,

they're inhaling it, because in order to get that big cloud smoke, you have to take it. I feel like you're explaining and justifying right now instead of just making me feel understood in what I'm suggesting. Yeah. Fuck this bitch shit.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. It's like a cigar. You don't inhale a cigar, you just put it in your mouth. Al does. Al doesn't know how to not swallow. No.

It just doesn't know how to not do it. Nah, cigars I can do. But no, who can you suppose to? No, you're not. Yes you are. I guarantee you're supposed to. I promise you you're not. I think you're supposed to. You can do it both ways. You can do it both ways, but it's obviously worse for you.

You're wrong, man. It's worse for you if you inhale it. Hell yeah. If you want the flavor, just take it in and blow it out. Yeah, but then you're not gonna get a big cloud. Oh my God. The point is, the big cloud is fun. No, it is all about the big cloud.

That's the hit, it's so fun. I don't even like doing it if there's wind around. Yeah, like. You can't blow the O's. Yeah, you can't have fun with it. That's the fucking point of it. Yeah, I've never actually done a hoop. I've never been like, oh, let's all sit and do it.

We did in Morocco. It's so fun. But it's like, I feel like it wasn't like- Why don't you take back what you just said? Yeah, I know. You just- Why don't you start? Why don't you just keep up? My mom was right. You do lie. Your mom is right.

You do lie. That was crazy. She threw a dagger at me. I thought she was talking to me. Now I know she's talking to Mark. You get an email. Whoa. Show it to me.

You do lie. You do lie. You are lying. What the hell was that? Why does she even have to bring that up? Yo, because she kept it a buck. She was like, they trying to set me up, watch me double down on this shit right now. She'll do a hookah with us.

What are you lying about here, mom? What do we need, what is that? Trying to think. I feel like Mark is not a liar. No. I feel like he caught him in a couple. What is, to me, you're somebody who strikes me as someone who does not like to lie

to the point where you actually have uncomfortable conversations because you feel uncomfortable lying. Yeah, I don't like to lie, but in my mind, I would create a reality that's not actually real. Can you give an example of a hookah? I've never spoken of a hookah. You did say that out loud.

Because in my mind, I'm like, I didn't sit down and be like, oh, I'm gonna chief this hookah. I hated it one time, I was like, this is weird. I never enjoyed it, I guess. That's probably more accurate when I say it. I didn't cheat on you. Yeah, exactly. That's what you just did.

Exactly. Cheating is enjoying it. Yeah, exactly. I was reluctantly having sex with his model. Yeah, I didn't want this. But yeah, I don't know. You don't get uncomfortable lying. You say a lie and you feel like, ugh.

And then it just ruminates in your head forever and then you're like, I should call my friends in high school and be like, hey man, that actually wasn't true. No. But the first half, yes. Okay. This is what I think, this is the discomfort half, yes. But this is what I think, this is the discomfort with the lie.

There's obviously the moral shit that starts chipping away at you a little bit. You're like, am I gonna get some bad karma for this? I'm doing something that's wrong. The other thing is the anxiety and exhaustion of keeping the lie going, I think is worse than just admitting, actually actually I did do that. Yeah.

Like that keeping the lie going is, look at how unrelatable this is to Al right now. I was sitting there, I was sitting there. I was trying to understand it like it was the coffee animal. He was like, hold on, hold on, hold on. So you don't just maintain this lie for the rest of your life. Don't put that on.

I was gonna follow up with what about white lies? If somebody's like, if somebody calls me, I'm like, oh, I'm busy right now, let me hit you back. But I'm not busy, I just don't wanna talk to that person. What about those lies? Is that bad? Because I do those all the time. It took me about six months to realize

that's how Charlamagne gets off the phone when we first met. Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, shit, let me call you right back. I'm like, all right, then. I'm just sitting there waiting for this call. While I was like, can we go to dinner? I'm like, I got this call from Charlamagne.

Yeah, I learned that from him. Yeah, I learned that from him, yeah. Like, I'll do that sometimes, and then I regret doing it almost every time. It's like, I'll just lie to keep the combo going. People will be like, oh, have you seen this movie? And I'll be like, yeah. And then, like, they'll talk about it at length with me and I'm like faking the combo.

And then an hour later, I'll call him and be like, by the way, I never saw that movie, I'm sorry, that I even said that. Like I was just kinda, I thought you were gonna go somewhere else and I just said yes and then I regret it. And I wish I could've just been like, nah, I haven't seen it, tell me about it. And it would've made life so much easier,

but instead I was like, yeah, yeah, I've seen it, sure. Whatever makes this move faster. You're making me uncomfortable sitting like that. Why are you doing? Tell me more about how that makes you feel. I'm feeling uncomfortable. Tell me more. You're like too interesting.

Yeah, you don't like me being interested in what he has to say. Yeah. I'm not used to it. I'm like. All right guys, let's take a break for a second. I have a game changing situation right here. It is crumpled up because I've already devoured it.

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Doug doesn't lie. He doesn't like lying. Yeah. But you have that... this is where I think like a religious background is very helpful because it's like this nudge in an ethical or moral direction. So like I can see the concern you have about lying. Now, he'll go as close to lying as you possibly can. He'll like say a bunch of words

that don't really mean anything and he'll get the thing that he needs But he doesn't lie to get it. He won't straight-up say something that's not true. Mm-hmm Is that a fair act of a statement like you won't be like, oh this horrible disaster happened. I need this thing. Please help me Right, that's a little too far. You're right. You're right. I won't cross that. Yeah, but omission I'll do that sometimes Yeah, you just try to be as honest as you can and then, you know, that's pretty Shockingly works out. Like, like I've one time, this was like a year ago, but like there was a spot. It was like super on the super far away.

It was like a show I didn't want to do. Yeah. And it was super late and it was cold. And I was like, I don't feel like doing this. And the dude was like, hey, man, you're gonna be here in like an hour or something. I was like, my bike broke. No, I can't say that. I was like, I got I slipped.

Nah, I was like thinking of all these justifications. I just hit him. I was like, I slipped, nah. I was like thinking of all these justifications and I just hit him and I was like, hey man, I'm just exhausted, I just can't. And he goes, yeah, no, it's totally fine. See? And it worked out. Great. But isn't omission just as bad? This is where it gets into the discussion

of maintaining the omission. It's almost as bad as maintaining a lie. So like, my wife goes, oh, what'd you guys do last night? I forget where we were. We went to some strip club or something like that. We were in Hawaii, right? And I was like, ah, we went to some strip club. I could say, ah, we went to dinner and then we partied this thing and then we went home.

But it's like, we didn't exactly do that. So if I dragged it and then she goes, oh, well, what happened after? Oh, but this funny story. You know what I mean? if I dragged it, and then she goes, oh, well what happened after, oh, but this funny story. You know what I mean? And it's just like, if I just say we did this thing, which I didn't do anything bad at the strip club, then it's perfect.

Yeah. How was Hawaii's strip clubs? Bro, we, we, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they weren't Hawaiian, they got, it's just a bunch of Samoan girls like testing the integrity of the pole. You just want your best body employees? No, no, no.

But we did some shit at this like... It's not even strip club. It's like a... What is it called? They're like a... We're so gay. This is gonna blow your mind. It sounded like a brothel.

So you have that... This is gonna blow your mind. There's a... You know how like in Asian cultures, they don't really know how to like talk to women. So what they do is they commodify it, right? And they're like, there's like a Korean experience where you go to a place

and then they just have girls there to talk to you. And it's called a host club or something like that. And it's basically a bunch of Asian businessmen go there and they talk and they kind of do their deals, but there's like girls around, right? And so this guy who was like taking us around, he was like, do you guys wanna like see this like Korean cultural experience?

And we're like, yeah, all right, sounds like really weird. So we're in this room and it's just awkward. Because we're not Koreans doing business. We're just sitting around, there's a pole in the middle of the thing, but we're kind of talking. And then we just go of talking, and then

We just go, yo, put on the Hamilton soundtrack We want these girls dancing to And At first they didn't know how to dance to it. So then we started singing and dancing Disney Mixed Disney songs mixed with Hamilton, bro. At one point, five of us were standing up on the pole singing Hamilton.

The girls were sitting down drinking, depressed. They didn't know what to do. How does a bastard orphan son of a whore and a Scotsman drop in the middle of the fuckout. It was like 30 minutes of this. And they were just sitting there like, what, do we leave? Like, are we getting paid? Like, what is happening? Son of a whore and a Scotsman dropped in the middle of the fog. And they were just sitting there like, what, do we leave? Like, are we getting paid? Like, what is happening?

They had no clue what was going on. To the point, they just started taking their clothes off. We're like, no, no, we're good. Just keep your clothes on. We're gonna dance these songs. Do you know the words? We put on Frozen. One of these little 12 year olds was like,

oh, I got this one. I just. 10. They were not 12. These are today's men, bro. Yeah, we're respectful. This is what the Red Pills complaining about. Bro, this is so embarrassing.

And then I was DJing and we got the vibe back. I was playing just regular rap music and the vibe was sick. And then 10 minutes in, I just went right back to Hamilton and one of the girls just left But she's on a pole trying to dance off and then you say I can show So much better to tell the truth and then it's fine? And if you don't wanna tell the truth

then maybe what you're doing you shouldn't do. Ooh. So you just stay in front of it and everything works out. Okay, what about the example I gave? Or have a mission? But you could just be like, hey, I'm super exhausted right now,

can I call you back tomorrow? That's a lie. Wait, why? What if I just don't wanna talk to a person? Why not? Don't pick up the lie. Wait, what? What if I just don't want to talk to a person? Why not? Don't pick up the phone. Oh, that's true. But what if, okay, let's say hypothetically I picked it up, I thought it was going to

be a quick call, but it turns out to be longer. The best thing to say, even though it's hard, is to be like, you know, I'm just kind of done talking. That's the best. That's the best. Nah, that's honest. That's not the best. That's the best.

That hurts. That would be crushing. I don't feel like talking right now. I think that's actually the best. Nah, that's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That's the best. That hurts. That would be crushing. I don't feel like talking right now. I think that's actually the best. Yeah, horrible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just try that. Try it. Have you ever tried that? No. I'm a liar. I'm a liar. I'm a fucking big liar.

I gotta get going. No, I don't. I wanna get going. What's the biggest omission or white lie that you've told your wife? I'm like, I gotta get going. No, I don't. I wanna get going. What's the biggest omission or white lie that you've told your wife? Oh, God. I mean, just anytime of coming home.

Yo. And it's so dumb because I do it every time. Yeah. She goes, hey, what time are you coming home? And then I know she wants me to be home at like seven. So I'll be like, oh yeah, I'll be home at like, you know, 645-7. And then I walk in the door at 830.

And she goes, why, where were you? And I was like, I just lied to you. And she goes, well, why didn't you tell me the truth? I wouldn't have cared. I just wanted to know what time you were gonna be home. I go, I'd like to lie. I don't know. I like, I just.

I'm a liar. I couldn't help it. I don't trust you with the truth that I'm having fun for a little bit longer without you. Every time. And I just, I do it. And she goes, I genuinely don't care what time you're gonna be home. Just tell having fun every time. For a little bit longer without you. Every time and I just, I do it and she goes, I genuinely don't care what time you're gonna be home, just tell me the actual time.

They say they shouldn't tell you tell me actual time, they're like that late? I thought we were gonna have a night together. I've never even tried that. They make us lie. Yes. I don't wanna lie. You put me in a corner.

You ever say like an hour later to give yourself cushion and then as the time approaches, you're like, I got a whole hour. Even when you're trying to get ahead of it, you're like, all the time in the world, I said it could be over eight, 30, I mean. That's funny. Yeah, it's almost like they need to understand our math.

What do they say? Girl math is the shit they do with spending. Boy math is time. The time that we will be home, the time that we spend, that is boy math. The time that you say it's gonna take you to get ready is the time that extra time is gonna take us to get home. To get home.

Yeah. I've never had a show actually end when I told my wife it ended. It's always like a half hour, hey, let me just finish the meet and greet. I've been home for 45 minutes. I just don't wanna talk right now. It's crazy. Yeah. I just have to talk right now. It's crazy.

Yeah. I just have to. You do it enough to where my girl just knows what my translation is. So now she doesn't even ask. Oh, really? Because now it'll just be like, hey, I'm gonna go do this,

but I'll be back in like 30 minutes. And she's like, okay. Like she doesn't even follow up because she's just like, all right, that'll be two hours. And that's fine. I gotta go like, I'm gonna be gone the whole night. And then when I come back early,

I'm waiting for like a celebration I'm like look who's here. It's just three guys in a room with her. I'm like what the fuck But yeah, that's my that's my go-to I gotta get better at that just being just more like hey This is what I'm actually doing Do that to your friends also, not just your wife. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, I guess I do it to everyone. Matter of fact.

Every single person in your life. Yo, it's so weird, he doesn't do it to me at all. That's crazy. Wait, what does he do to you? Bro, the funniest part about Mark is he gets really stressed about time. Like two days ago, he's like, I gotta film this episode, it has to go out tomorrow,

whatever. He texts me the whole first day, he skips it. The next morning he texts me and he goes, meet at studio in 10 minutes. We're both in bed. Like there's no chance you're gonna make it out your door, down the stairs, 10 minutes. And I was like, hey brother,

how about we say we meet at the coffee shop in 15 and then we do the thing in 30. And you were like, that's what I meant. And I was like, dude, just do that. That is what I felt in my soul. Just fucking say that next time. That's what I did to David and how he got his bike stolen.

Yeah, that's true. Poor David. Poor David. I get like a message on New Year's Day. He's like, bro, I'm so sorry. Like I got, your bike got stolen last night. Like I got you. Like I'm gonna get you a new one.

I go, you know what, bro, Merry Christmas. You don't have to buy me a bike that you got stolen. You got a bet. I get, he gets the bike that you got stolen. He got it back. He gets the bike back, and literally this week it gets stolen again. Oh no, no, no, he got it back. Your bike is broken, and he needs to go get it fixed. So then he buys a new bike.

So instead of fixing my fucking bike, because I gifted that shit to him, he goes, I don't need to fix this, I'll get a new bike. Fucking Sanchez. Fucking sit, see what happens, no good deed goes unpun. You know what happened? Fucking Sanchez. Fucking Sanchez, he would have no good Deagles on Punish. It went on Punish. It went Punish, don't worry.

It went Punish. Oh, Karma got him. Exactly. Buy us a new bike, so stoked about it. Literally can't stop talking about it. Everywhere you go, it's locked up somewhere, he'll walk by and go, God damn, whose bike is that? Like, he's so stoked.

It's his favorite thing. And so me and him were gonna go to the gym yesterday. I said, hey, let's meet at this coffee shop, grab a coffee and then go to the gym. So we go to the coffee shop, we're sitting there at 10, 15 minutes, Miles comes by, he's hanging out, I'm there with my baby, baby's hanging out, at least he's gonna come get the baby

and go take him and then we're gonna go to the gym. And David walks out and his bike's gone. Fully stolen. And has a full meltdown, calls the police, cops show up. Cops show up. Do you have a description? He was like, brown, probably migrant. Did he hide an air tag on it? Nope, no air tag.

Chain was made of tinsel, honestly. The bike chain is so thin. Got jacked. And then he went to the precinct like the cops show up He gives him a statement fills it out me and mark are trying not to make fun of him laugh the whole time He should play a video. They got the video of his reaction No video of the bike right in front of them while you guys are having coffee. He was in direct. I was 20 feet away Wow He didn't do anything? He didn't notice. He didn't notice.

Oh, I thought who, okay, there. Got in the back of a cop car, went all the way to the precinct to film more paperwork out. Once your bike's gone, it's gone. Exactly, but that's something that people not from New York don't realize. It's like, that shit is a different color.

Oh, that's a sick bike, dude. No, no, no, no. He's on a motorcycle. Pulls up. He's right's a sick bike, dude. No, no, no. So the guy on the motorcycle pulls up. He's right here. The bike is locked up right here with the tiniest lock ever. Dude has a bolt cutter, snatches it, pulls it off the thing. And then rides away with both?

They do. Oh, that's talent. Crazy, right? It's nice. He deserves it, honestly. Yeah. You all know the funniest part? This is probably the funniest part of the whole thing. Yeah, they part of the whole thing. We used to do that with a bicycle

You have to be pedaling with holes in your shit While this guy is stealing it, that's my wife and child Walking right on by That's crazy. And then later your wife goes yeah, I saw a guy riding with a bike on the sidewalk. I thought that's so silly Guy going up roadway holding a bike on the side. She's like, yeah, I guess like his friend like lost his bike Isn't that so wack? He's holding his friend's bike while he goes and gets coffee I told Lisa's like a David's bike. I saw she's like, oh, that's crazy unrelated It's coffee. Exactly.

I told Lisa, I was like, yeah, David's bike got stolen. She's like, oh, that's crazy. Unrelated. I saw a guy stealing a bike. I did not connect at all. Situation awareness on 10. Just knows exactly what's going on. Yeah, that's so awesome.

Yeah. That's 10 a.m. on a Monday. That's crazy. And that all happened because I wasn't honest with the time. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Because I said I got there later, we spent more time at the coffee shop than I had said.

Or if I just was honest He never wore a guy's bike stolen in that time though. That's just what we do as homies. We waste time Yeah, yeah, but then you wouldn't have gotten your justice What's my justice? Oh Yeah, I guess you're right So I don't know if I feel I don't know if I feel avenged by that. You don't look at this We'll steal his other bike don't worry I need more avenged by that. You don't look at this and it's glee. It's not enough. Not enough? Yeah. We'll see how this other book, don't worry.

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Yeah. Today. Yeah. See what all the hype is about. Let's get back to the show. All right. What's happening with TikTok, man? You know, is this shit done?

Yeah, it seems I mean, they're basically going back and forth like, should we ban it? Should we not? It seems like Trump is kind of into keeping it. Yeah. I mean, it seems kind of crazy to ban it, don't it? Yeah. It's very possible it'll only be banned for several days before Trump just reenacts it. Just do a trade. Say, yo, China, you got to take meta.

And if I'm China, I'm taking that any day of the week. If you look at Reels right now, I think someone was pointing this out, is just repurposed TikToks. It's like a lot of it at least. Like I think very few people are making only Reel specific content. There are a lot of people making TikTok specific content

that goes viral and people repost on Reels. So if I'm in the US, I'm like, all right, listen, you could have your data collection service here and influence our elections, influence our culture, and do whatever the fuck you want, but we gotta have one over there. Isn't that a fair trade? What if China says no?

Then I think it's reasonable that we would remove it. Here's what, what does it really do? Like I imagine China already has whatever data they need. And this, if anything, the fact that nobody can recreate the ByteDance algorithm in the United States proves to me that they're so far ahead of us in AI in every capacity that it's like, this is the least of our concerns as a social media app.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know if they're ahead of us in terms of AI. But nobody can get the algorithm. So to me, I would assume it's under the AI umbrella. I think that you can recreate that algorithm. I think the issue is Instagram is this like friend slash community-based app. So it needs to show you your friend friends shit every once in a while. Like

they're kind of beholden to this thing that we no longer care about. The reality is like, we don't care about what our friends are doing until the algorithm chooses something that they're doing randomly and then throws in front of us. The beauty of TikTok is they're like, people pretend like they want to keep up with the Joneses with their boys and shit. They don't. They just want to see the next piece of content that's really interesting, it's really engaging, that's dramatic or funny. We got you. I would push back with YouTube shorts.

It's big, but it's not TikTok. It doesn't have that same addictive, like people are in it for 14 hours a day. I agree with you. Forming communities. I would just say that with YouTube, the goal is a little different. YouTube, when I hit that app, I'm like,

all right, I'm gonna sit here for a little bit and watch a video and kind of indulge in something where TikTok, I even see the way my wife uses it. She's brushing her teeth, throws on TikTok and just lets some shit go. It's just this meaningless time spend, right? That is, or if you're going to bed, you're like, all right, I got 15 minutes,

let me just scroll and find some shit. And I think if you're going to bed, you're like, all right, I got 15 minutes, let me just scroll and find some shit. And I think if Instagram really wants to compete, they just got to knock the friend thing away completely. But people don't want that. I just, yeah, I feel like- Oh, sorry, they think people don't want that. We do. Yeah, I just think they're further behind than you do,

I think. That's just really where we disagree. Yeah, maybe. I also, did you know the number one downloaded app the last couple of days? The backup to TikTok? The Red Note, which is the actual Chinese government. So they're like, instead of giving it to TikTok, let's just give all our data to China right away. Yeah. There's a lot of pushback to this that I don't know if the government, I don't think the government

understood how much people love that app. Yeah. And I don't think they are prepared for like, the anger that will come if you take it away. I wonder if there's anger, like I wonder if there's anger. I wonder if people are furious or they just find another form of distraction. I think they bank on that, but I think they're gonna make more noise about this than most things. Yeah, maybe.

And I don't think it's worth getting rid of it. But you could see why it'd be a liability. I understand the concept of it, I do. I just don't think it's that real of a threat. I think China's a threat, but I don't think TikTok is the reason China is a threat. If we want to push China around and restart ourselves, there's a lot of other ways to do it, I think, than just like the TikTok app. What about allowing them like algorithmically to push certain things to us and like affect us culturally? Yeah, but Facebook, we've already, didn't Russia already do that in 2016?

Yeah, yeah, you could make that argument. Yeah, it didn't work, right? But... I mean, that was what, yeah, I don't know if that's what, that's what everybody was blaming the Trump went on forever. Yeah, but that's, they always need to find a way. But that's a concern either way. Like WhatsApp, there's tons of misinformation on WhatsApp.

Take it from an Indian whose parents were sharing the craziest shit ever. WhatsApp is like the biggest misinformation thing in the world. Oh my God. There's so many memes that are just like, washing your hands could cause AIDS or whatever. And then your uncles are just sharing it

to all their uncles and it's just going around like crazy. Who knows? Right? Yeah. But the misinformation shit is everywhere. Pushing content is like, you can do it on any app. I don't think it's exclusive to TikTok. But I guess the difference is that if someone is using

a loophole to exploit that versus the fundamental back end being owned by another country. Like is it an easier pipeline to then push a cultural agenda? I think there's no question that that is the truth. I mean, that's the reason why China doesn't allow our apps over there. Oh yeah, I I can agree if there is merit to it I just think they're kind of picking a fight with something they probably want

out for whatever reason anyway. Yeah and it could just be a posturing. Yeah could be a lot of money from the US social media apps being like let's lobby get this thing taken out of here. Yeah who's the biggest beneficiary? Mark Zuckerberg and Mena, yeah. So did you see the rumors of Elon buying it and then, yeah, buying it and then Mr. Beast also saying he wants to buy it? And then China responded to that and they were like, we cannot comment on completely fictional rumors. Oh really? No, that could be them just trying to cover up the fact that they're going to sell it.

I mean, if Elon buys TikTok and he has Twitter and TikTok, that's crazy. Yeah. That's a lot of... Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot. If Trump's able to save it, like, does it make Trump look good? Oh god. That's an easy win early on, weirdly. The one demographic that he still hasn't fully won over is like young liberal kids on TikTok. If he saved the app they loved the most. What a coup. Yeah, I think it's such an easy win early for him. And I don't know if people looked at that because I think he's basically reversed on it. He's basically saying like,

I don't know if we should look into it, like think about it. He loves his views on there. He's like, we got like 36 billion views last quarter. Like, why we gotta get rid of these people? He's got TikTok Jack, dude. He's got the TikTok app. Yeah, yeah.

I think we just need to understand what the real cost to America is. And then we're all just speculating right now, but if some actual independent data came out that this is potentially dangerous and the only thing we lose is a distraction tool for five minutes where kids are just like dancing and lip syncing, I think we can live without it. But we just don't know that actual cost. Yeah.

And if the actual cost is nothing, then let that shit go. Let them get their data. Whatever, it's fun, it's great, we all enjoy it. But if the actual cost is, oh, we found out that China influenced these local elections over here so that they could gain more influence and buy up these hotels and this real estate or whatever. Yeah, that's fair. If we found that there was actual real impact that was not even dangerous to Americans,

but put us on the unaffected side of a negotiation, then I think it's maybe worth yanking it. I wonder if even if Britain thinks about that when they're selling large swaths of real estate to outside investors. If they go long-term, like, is this beneficial for us? Yeah, a few developers were able to make their money back. But what does it look like 30 years from now when 20%, 30% of London is owned by foreign entities? I think this happens on such a small scale. You're just an individual seller and some foreign national saying, hey, here's

cash for your house. So like the- New York would have stopped at that. So like in a microcosm, I think you could look at some of the vacation destinations that impose these kind of rules where you can't buy land unless you're a citizen of the country. And it's simply because you're going to price out the people who actually live there, grow up there, and don't have the opportunity to just move to another country and find a place

to live. And you've even seen in like, I think Vancouver, they said China bought up all these apartments, now there's this apartment shortage, and there are these apartments that are vacant, and the people that live there and actually grow up there don't have places they can stay. Or they do, and they're just absurdly expensive. So I think there is like a long term maybe concern, but you know, this is America short term greed, you know? Somebody's willing to give you $300 million for your building,

you don't go fuck where they're from, you're cashing out. Yeah, it's interesting with the Greenland thing too, like Trump trying to get Greenland and like pushing hard to get it. I spoke to the guy who is his ambassador to Denmark. So he's essentially, Denmark is the custodian of Greenland. So he's essentially tasked with, I mean, the job of getting Greenland.

Why does Trump want it? Minerals? Seems like there's a couple different things from just what I've read. Like, it seems like Greenland is obviously different things from just what I've read. It seems like Greenland is obviously covered in ice and the glaciers are melting on Greenland. So as a result, there's going to be huge mineral deposits and potentially even oil underneath the ground is now going to be able to be accessed. Some people have speculated that Elon is actually

a big proponent of getting Greenland in order to get precious materials for some of the stuff he's developing and getting minerals and things like that. And then obviously the oil interest. And then there's also trade routes that are now going to be more opened up that Russia has more access to. And it benefits Russia, like have these trade routes. So if the United States can put bases there and control the trade routes, it gives them a lot more leverage globally. And then thirdly, if Trump is able to get more land, does that look good for him individually

as the president? To be like, hey, I added on some shit to the American empire. You know, if you were a citizen of Greenland and you could be Danish or American, what would you want? That's a good point. Well, it depends though, cause Danes I feel like are probably like, like if they're living there,

if they're like culturally Danish, you know what I mean? But they're culturally Greenlandish. Yeah, but I imagine that they're- Influenced by Danish culture. And that they're like, we're Danish. And I feel like I've met Danes that are very much not into the American vibe.

I don't know if they fit with- But that's Danes. Buddy, put down the fucking butter cookies, pick up a chocolate chip, see how much better it is on this side, shut the fuck up. Don't get me wrong, we gotta put some Americans over there. We gotta send the boys to go, you know, colonize them. Give them more black people, they can see how fun it is.

Yeah. And you'll make a lot of people hear very happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What do you feel about that? They can't handle the cold. Yeah, they hate the cold. They hate the cold. No, they'll turn into metropolis and then be blamed again by something. Now, you have to have Greenland, yo. Yeah. I think they're Inuits. Like the indigenous population there? Yeah. Yeah, I'm just thinking if I'm some Greenlandish Inuit and that's my life, that's the only

place that I've grown up, that's all I know. And I also can go to Denmark. I don't even know if they have EU citizenship, I don't know how that works. But like, or you could be the exact person you're gonna be, but if you wanna pop down to Miami for a few weeks in the winter, there's no red tape at all. If you wanna start a business in New York,

there's no red tape at all. That should be the deal that they bring up. Yeah, it depends how the economy is. If they're doing bad, then they're gonna want to. They business in New York, there's no red tape. That should be the deal that they bring up. Yeah, it depends how the economy is. If they're doing bad, then they're gonna want to choose up. There's only like a hundred thousand of them. And I think one of the big issues that they're running into right now is that they want, basically Greenland's like empty.

It's just a big, beautiful, untouched land. And their fear is that America's gonna come and touch it. So I think a lot of- How do they think that? Yeah, why have we done that before? Yeah, like why would So I think a lot of- Why would they think that? Yeah, why have we done that before? Yeah, like why would they? Yeah, I don't know why they think that. But when we touch it, it gets hot.

Yeah. Literally. Why would you not want that? Yeah, I mean, I think that they- And they don't have EU citizenship. They don't. They can get it in one way, but it's not automatically given

because they left, Greenland left a precursor to the EU before. You're welcome. You're welcome. That should be the deal. Hey, you guys can be America and you also get free flights to Miami twice a year. Fuck free. Twice a year. What do you mean? We're trying to get free. We're trying to make a deal. Ain't nothing happening. We could take it by force or y'all could choose us.

What do you want? What do you mean by force? We're going to nuke Greenland. We're not going to nuke them, we're just going to show them, you're American, and they're going to go, but we have seven different words for snow. And we're like, well now it's snow, you're American, welcome. Like, what do we,

it's not a negotiation here. Do we want it? Yeah. Welcome. Welcome. So what's your boy saying? How are they trying to get it? I didn't get into that description. He was like, you gotta come visit us in Denmark. I was like, I think I'll visit you over in North America. You can visit me in Greenland.

Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. I just can't fathom they wouldn't wanna choose up. What about Puerto Rico? Did you guys like it? Puerto Rico's incredible. When you guys became America, Puerto Ricans stoked about that? It's still not cutting out for us too much. Yeah, Puerto Rico's still getting treated like Puerto Rico's incredible. When you guys became America, Puerto Ricans stoked about that? It's still not cutting out for us too much.

Yeah, Puerto Rico's still getting trees like Puerto Rico. We still waiting for, you know, to be able to vote. The weather's nice. But y'all can pull up whenever you want. That is true. You can't even vote. You can vote when you move to New York and become a real American.

Become a real New Yorker. I mean, you gotta point that. There's a pathway to citizenship. We're gonna create a pathway to citizenship for these become a real American. Become a real New Yorker. Yeah. I mean, you gotta point that. There's a pathway to citizenship. We're gonna create a pathway to citizenship for these Greenlandish people. Yeah, you have to move to the Queens, okay? Get a flag, wave it all the time, play music loud. Have a festival or a parade.

And you can be American. This is a no-brainer. Go to Brooklyn attached to it. I need them to show me one single Greenlandish person who's like, I don't wanna be American, I just wanna be Danish, kind of. You get to be Danish without EU citizenship. Fuck Greenland. Let's pick better islands though. It's like if islands are for grabs, let's just pick some fire.

All right. What do you want, Anguilla? Anguilla would be cool. Okay. Aruba. We have St. John's Island. It's nice. Yeah. Aruba It's nice. Yeah, it's... Aruba would be nice. It's crazy. They actually do have a bunch of words for snow.

I know. That's their thing. What are the other words? Aput is general term for snow. Kanik, falling snow. Matsak, wet snow. Pukak, powder snow. Kwanakokolok, light powdery snow. Great reading.

That was incredible. Didn't even know if he could do it. He could just be doing it. But that shit was perfect, though. Have you fucked an Inuit? Is that why you know all this? We're getting ready to take over. Kuanakokolok or whatever.

That was crazy. Are we about to be Eskimo bros? They're close. I need a good reason why they wouldn't want to choose up. I'll be honest. I think most countries in the world, if we went to them, we're like, yo, you guys wanna be American? I feel like they'd be like, yeah, that's fine. That's funny, I agree with that.

The most peaceful. Name one country that wouldn't want to be part of America. You get to keep doing whatever you do. What do you do? You don't have to stop doing anything that you do. Yeah. You know, you pull that up, because I don't even know what green looks like. You think these people want to be American?

Bro. These NPR chicks, you really think these, these Nanettes, you got Marshall Mathers over there? I mean, this is crazy. What are they? What's, I'm trying to figure them out. Are they Asian? Yeah, sorta. I think they're just like,

Inuit, like they're like, indigenous. Yeah. Oh. Are they Asian? Bro, come on, Greenland. Let's not make this more difficult than it needs to be. You can still dress the way you dress.

You can still wear your moccasins. You can still eat the whale fat. What, you know what I mean? Whatever you want to do, can keep doing you're also American now and then if we find some shit underneath the ice that you would have never found You get the benefit a little bit So you can either have zero percent of all the minerals You'll never dig up or you could have like 10% or whatever we give the Alaskans

You'd be the greatest like if you were back in the olden days like British Empire like colonizing. What was that guy? Kissinger. Yeah. I could be Kissinger. Well he's dead you can have a spot. Exactly. What else do we want? Literally right now what else do we want? Aruba? I want Aruba. I want Aruba.

Aruba's fire. Aruba's great. We're good. Iran. Why? Iran. We need Iran. I feel like there's parts of America with a lot of like Iranians. Yeah. Yeah. Not Glendale. Beverly Hills. Okay. You know, great neck. Okay. Long Island. And

it's like, I feel like we have a good amount. So you're good on that. I think we're good on that. Yeah. I feel like we got a good amount. I think we're good. What about Dubai? I like I like the Emirates. I do like the Emirates. I do like them. And they're up and coming. So it's like it's like a Miami heat situation. You know what I mean? I'll be honest with you.

I like what I see over there. I've toured twice. The audiences are fantastic. American educated. 100 percent. Who's got the best audience? If I go there and I just have an amazing show, The audiences are fantastic, American educated, 100%. 100%. If I go there and I just have an amazing show,

you might be ours. I really think that we could have that discussion. Now there is a nice little thing where like we're homies, but it's separate. You wanna go shit on a hooker, you can go there. Yeah. Right, you can't do that if they're American. Now they have rights and all that shit.

You just have to sing them Disney songs. Yeah! I don't want to fucking serenade a whore. I want to eat falafel and then put it on their chest as a cultural experience, Alex. So, I think we got to start looking into... I think Canada needs to cut it out. The 51st state, dude? I think they need to cut it out. They want it state, dude. I think they need to cut it out.

They want it. And then just join in, join in. Their healthcare sucks already. Mmm. So now it's not free, but at least you can get your tumor scooped out in a timely manner. Mmm, it's true. Decent point, it's true. But do we want Canada?

Yeah. Really? Canada's fire, bro. Canada's fire. I want Mexico too. If it's up to me. if it's up to me. We can't just be picking and choosing. It ain't picking and choosing.

That's the boys. Toronto. That's the boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's take North America and South America and literally just make that America. North America, South America, that's all us. So Brazil, I guess, would be part of that. Exactly. Make the flight strip or dove.

Oh, we got Colombia. You're not gonna mean Colombia. They got good food over here. Is there a way to do it, but none of them can move here? All right, see, no, no, no, this is where, this is where it's a... Is there a way where they got to stay put? They go too far, no, no, no. But we get to go there whenever we want.

They're citizens. I'm sure we can do this. I'm sure we already have. We can do that right. Is there a way where we can keep them poor so we can take advantage of that money exchange and the desperation of the women? Yeah, it's the current situation.

Oh. Yeah. Okay, got it. Yeah. I think we just give Greenland a basketball team, bring them into the fold and call it a day. Nah, football. This is football. They'll get away. Football. You think we just give Greenland a basketball team, bring them into the fold and call it a day. No, football. This is football. They'll get away. Football.

You think so? Green Bay, Greenland, same to same. Oh, that's a good point. They would love it, dude. They got some wide heads. The ice packers. Look at that top guy right there. That's a statue. Oh, no, that's a guy. They're better looking women than I thought they'd be, to be honest with you.

What is that guy's fitted size? That's like a nine and a half. Right? Yeah. Yeah. That's a, he's got a big one. I mean, is that guy? That guy born and raised?

Nah, no way. That's a Dane for sure. Yeah. A hockey team. I mean, they look like a sick ass hockey team. I'm just saying Greenland might be a good play. I like them. Yo, Greenland, we love you. We appreciate you. Welcome.

I think we put them on like a hundred year lease, see how it goes. And after a hundred, if it doesn't work out for each other, then boom. It's like Hong Kong or whatever. I like that scenario. What do you think of Trump changing all the names of stuff? Gulf of America.

He changed Mount McKinley or Mount Denali to Mount McKinley, whatever. I like it. Why can't we decide the names of our shit? India changed the names all the time. India did that. We went back to Mumbai. Yeah, that is true. Yeah, that's true. But what's wrong with that? I don't understand why it's an issue. Like we call Japan, Japan, and they call it Nippon

Hi, ya whatever the fuck So it's like we all have different names for things. We're just naming the Gulf of Mexico now the Gulf of America I think it makes sense But does the world have to recognize it they don't already they don't speak English They say it in their language. Mmm, like I don't think Mexico should have to go, now it's the Gulf of America. You keep calling it whatever you call it. We call India, India. They call it Hindustan, right?

Or Bihar Bharat. That. Hmm. Like I'm shocked we didn't do this years ago. We kind of did it. We used to call it the Persian Gulf. Now we call it the Arabian Gulf. It's not officially changed, but we do it just to piss them off.

Just to fuck with them? Ukraine, the Ukraine. Oh yeah. What's the Ukraine? The Ukraine. Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine? I think it's just Ukraine, right? It's called Ukraine, but for a long time

we called it the Ukraine. I suppose Gasson, I feel like that's Mandela effect. Also they got sensitive about that. Is there other Ukrainians? You're the Ukraine. What the fuck are you talking about? I can't believe they gave it up. It's like gas line. I feel like that's Mandela effect. Also, they got sensitive about that. Are you? Is there other Ukraine's? You're the Ukraine. I think it's. What are we talking about? I can't believe they gave it up. It's like Ohio State. Yeah, he's like Ohio State. Yeah. Ukraine. Yeah.

We will call them section eight until they finish this whole, this war, you know? I need to, I need to ask you guys about this. There is one of these like marathon horse that had sex with a thousand guys in 12 hours? Yeah. Yeah. How's that possible? We gotta pay for it. To find out?

Yeah. We gotta get on OnlyFans. Is it just like you just let them pump a couple of times and then you alter the next one? I guess, but how can they, are the guys all hard waiting? Like what a weird waiting area. Yeah, I don't. I'm not into this. How many guys is that per hour? It seems mathematically impossible. A thousand divided by twelve 1057

divided by twelve 83 88 an hour. How many is that a minute? Yeah, that's over one guy a minute. I Don't understand how that's 1.4. Yeah, that's over one guy a minute. I don't understand how that's... 1.4, her name is. Yeah, this just made... Is it like a bullpen where you go get hard before you... Yeah, there's gotta be. Yeah, there must be a side room. Logistically, this is a nightmare.

If I had to get it done in a minute, I could get it done. Why are we acting like... Yeah, that's not the hard part. A girl fucks a thousand guys in $12, we're like, how do the guys come so fast? No, no, we can get it out. No, the logistical part. A girl fucks a thousand guys in $12 and we're like, how do the guys come so fast? No, no, we can get it out. No, the logistical part. Oh damn, I mean, that's crazy.

Apparently there was a father son duo that joined. But now is this the same or that did the hundred? There was two that were doing it and it's one of those two. She already did it? No, there was like another girl that did like a hundred. So this isn't the one that was crying about doing it? No, this is the other one.

This is Bonnie. Oh, so she just beat her to, oh that's fucked up. Well she just broke the record. Apparently it was 919 before, in 2004. I think her friend was saying that she wanted to do 1000 next. Someone did it in 2004? It wasn't, there was no fucking social media?

They did that for the love, yo. Yeah, they were very good too. We just lost that for the love, yo. That's crazy. We just lost out to the UK. She said she did it, she said she did 1,057 men in 12 hours and the earlier record in 2004 was 919 set by Lisa Spock. I just said that, you did. That's crazy. That's foul.

How you gonna take the record from your whole friend? Yeah, what's that pussy look like afterwards? Yeah, was it all the scent? It had to be vagina. I mean, maybe she was sucking some of them plays that but that's Not I think that counts and should count though. No, I should count for two to be honest All right. So what do you guys think about that? I mean, have she spoken on it? Has she said how fucking awful she feels or anything like that? She broke a thousand and then there was just 57 people left and she was like, ah, run it up, apparently.

Jesus Christ. What a lads, that's kind of sick. But I mean, if sex means nothing, then why is this different than like a hot dog eating contest? Because it's getting fucked in your vagina contest. Yeah, just putting food in your mouth contest. You know what I mean? It's like, if it's just an act that people do that doesn't have any type of social bearing

and it doesn't really matter who you do it with, then it gives you a fucking liberal cuck away. I disagree. No, no, no. I understand his point. If culturally we view sex just like, yeah, who gives a fuck, do it with whoever, then why are people defying it?

It's difficult for us because we don't view sex like that entirely. Like there's a number where if you go past it, then sex is this emotional, beautiful act. You know what I mean? Like if somebody went down to Columbia, there was a friend of ours and fucked like four girls in a night, we wouldn't be like, oh, that's disgusting.

Like how could you ruin the sanctity of this beautiful connection that you could have with another person. But then if one of our boys fucked a thousand girls in Columbia, he's got eights, right? There's like a concern at a certain point, right? He's dead. So what is the number that it becomes a pathology?

That's we should, I think for girls it's like two. Yeah, I agree with you. I think when girls have- Simultaneous? If girls have sex with more than one guy in a night, that you're a whore forever. Okay. Isn't that sad?

Isn't that sad knowing that you've helped that happen? But it is a girl, like what is the number, like what is the number for your girl if she told you a story and she was like, ah it was some crazy night in college and there was like five guys and it was just like, right? What do you do, you have to break up, like what do you do? Oh yeah, we're done.

You're done, right? Yeah, we're done, yeah. You're done. Yeah. Two guys, it was a crazy night, two guys. I'm out. Kind of, you're done. I'm out. Two guys, it was a crazy night, two guys. I'm out. Kind of, you're done. I'm out.

I mean, you know our answers. Yeah, I'm out, yeah. Yeah, we're the right, yeah. There's a crazy guy we dated for four years, I've been like, gross. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's kind of more than one ladies is the cutoff. But for guys.

Well, we can only have sex with one at a time. Speak for guys. Well, we can only have sex with one at a time. Speak visa. Meaning, like, I can't fuck you while I'm fucking somebody else. But now you're talking about DP. If the girl's having sex with two guys, she's only having sex with one guy at a time. Yeah, that's even worse. That's crazy what you just said. I mean, that's crazy. I mean, what the fuck did you just say, dude?

I'm just trying to understand the logistics of it, like... Yeah, I'm done. Come on, man. I'm saying it's the same thing. Guys gonna have sex with one girl at one time. No, but like- Girls gonna have sex with one guy. Sex is putting dick in, right?

I can only put dick in one, but if a girl's getting up the ass and in the pussy at the same time, you're just like, what the hell's wrong with you? Yeah, that's crazy. Or if you're like, a dick is in her mouth while a dick is in her vagina. That's insane.

And I've done that with girls. And even during it, I'm like, yo, you are fucked. Why would you do this? This is crazy. This is an insane decision that you made completely sober. Yes. That you were really enthusiastic about. Did you think, we think this is cool? We're gonna call you were really enthusiastic about. Did you think we think this is cool?

We're gonna call you a whore forever. Why would you do this? What are you doing? You know? Do you think my mom's still listening? I think she would agree with our perspective. So what is the takeaway from this? Like, do these girls fuck enough guys at one time

where even like regular promiscuous girls start going, oh, it is kind of gross. Yeah, thousand percent. Are they gonna ruin promiscuity? Like our generation or me and our generation benefited from sexual liberty. Like we were able to meet girls and have sex with them and there wasn't that big a deal

because it was more Transactional like you said but are these girls proving that that's actually disgusting guys actually think that's disgusting Or you just recalibrate the number at which you're a whore now. You just raised it. We're desensitized So now girls like well, he's not even fuck a thousand You think I'm a slut yeah, I thought 50 guys That's nothing over 24 digits. That's nothing. Over 24 hours. That's like two an hour.

That's nothing. That's light work. Yeah. What are the repercussions of this? Because it's popular. People know about it. People are commenting. I was just on Instagram.

Kevin Love posted about it. He's like, this was our fourth quarter yesterday. I thought it was a funny post. Did you see she holds up the thousand? Like the... The Wheel Chamberlain? Yeah, the Wheel Chamberlain photo. That's so funny.

That's hilarious. Now that's funny. Yeah, it's very funny. That's really good. I mean, bro. Yeah, I'm trying to think, like, what is the lasting cost? Man. And there's another thing where it's like, she's too pretty to be doing this.

She's a pretty girl. Yeah, she got crazy. I know Yeah, I mean, do you think she took a break? Like was she in the corner like in Vaseline on her eyebrows? Let me let me tell you let me like a block I mean this sincerely if if you're a guy in England or whatever and at one point you hit on this girl and she Rejected you you need to kill or whatever and at one point you hit on this girl and she rejected you you need to kill yourself okay because there is something so hideous and disgusting about you that even this bucket wouldn't let you fuck. Bonk me for free let me film it. What's going on in the UK yo? What is going on? Y'all gotta get y'all shit together. Oh no, this makes me uncomfortable. Right?

And why does she have to like make a big thing about it? Like she could've just went into a Pakistani neighborhood and they would've knocked it out in like 25 minutes. Like why is she going on social media and asking, just walk to the grocery store with your kneecap showing in a Pakistani neighborhood according to Twitter and where Elon Musk is reposting constantly. Yeah, who held the last record? Four.

For this? An American chick. And what was she doing? I forget her name, but it's 2004. Wow. So sad. Is it the end? It feels like a real downer.

Like usually we can have fun with these things. I'm more sad about this than the fire in Malibu. Right? This is gonna end up claiming more victims probably. No, for real. I said, I almost said only 24 people died, but like unfortunately 24 people died in the California fires.

It's quite possible 24 die from this. 1000%. What happened to the girl that was selling nudes for the Australia fires? Remember that? No. There was a girl that like sold, like made her OnlyFans and donated all the proceeds and made like five million dollars for Australia. Good for her. This girl could have done that.

She could have done that. They all suck off the first responders. And a lot more volunteer firefighters at that end. Exactly. Hose it down. Let me fire. You could There are a lot more volunteer firefighters at that end. Exactly. Hose it down. Let me fire it. You could have helped a lot of people. This is a DEI I can get behind.

Literally. I can't. Yeah. It is odd, huh? It really affected the mood of the pod. Which gives you a weird feeling. Disgusting, bro. I don't know. It's disgusting. Why is't know. It's disgusting.

Ow. Why is it disgusting? It's disgusting. I mean, it is, but explain your feelings of disgust. It's worse because it's hot, it's like tragic now. I'm a former whore? If she's ugly, I'd be like, hey, get it in, girl. But a beautiful girl, I'm like, this is tragic, dude.

That's a really good point. I guess that has something to do with it. But no, tell me, Al, what are you saying? Nah, from like being a former whore, to have some standards. That's it. What do you mean standards? She broke a record, she became number one.

Yeah, but she's just letting anybody. She's top whore ever. She's just letting anybody. Go. Like, if it was like a thousand attractive dudes. We don't know. No, it's. We don't know, we gotta see the guys.

What a time to be alive. There is this girl doing this for, and fucking a thousand guys for her OnlyFans or whatever it is. And then, and I am sure this has been talked about in nauseam, but there's that other girl who made like 40 million on OnlyFans, and she's a virgin.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's smart, yeah, she's like, she like goes and dunks on people on these podcasts and shit like that. Does she? Yeah. She's well spoken. I'm like baffled by this. Wait, but does she show tits?

I imagine there's like some sexually explicit content, but she hasn't had sex yet. Yeah. And like. No, but that's that weird group of guys that like, you know, the ones that were waiting for fucking bad bunny, a bad Bobby to turn 18. Bad baby. Bad baby. Yeah, to turn 18 and then her fucking gram goes crazy.

I'm like, so that means you're looking at her at 17. Countdown. Yeah. Oh, this might not be a bad thing. So that shit is nasty. Anybody, those types of pages, I should... But is this girl 18 years old or is she? I believe this is the girl that's a.

This is not the girl I thought. Sophie Rain, she's 20 it says. So she's 20 years old, very attractive girl, and she's a virgin, but I imagine she shows, you know, sexy pics or whatever. That's genius actually. But like what does this say about the male psyche? There's far more interest in a girl who is beautiful and not fucking

than there is in a girl who is fucking everyone. Yeah, it's just a human psyche. You want something that not everybody has access to. But they technically have access to the look, right? Like if she's showing her boobs, et cetera. Not to a discredited point, I agree with you, but like, so we're okay with you showing off your body. That to us isn't disgusting.

It's the second things enter it. I think we can justify it also because there is an idea of purity attached to her still. She's showing off her body, but she's still pure, purer than us, She's never had sex. So how, I'm allowed to indulge in this guilt-free and not feel like, oh, this is, I'm participating in this blah blah blah. This is an empowered girl. She holds on to her morals, does something she's comfortable with. I feel no guilt. She's hot. Let's go. It's guilt-free. It's guilt-free.

And she's more attractive because she's holding on to her chastity, so it's like a commodity. Yeah, she doesn't. You don't feel that same. Like the other girl, you feel gross. You're like, what did this poor girl go through? Like sex means nothing to her. That it's like dapping somebody up. This other girl, we'd like to believe

that she didn't go through that. She's just a super hot girl, and she's making money off OnlyFans because guys want to see her naked. But that is way more, like guys are paying money to have fake conversations with her off OnlyFans because guys wanna see her naked. But that is way more, like guys are paying money to have fake conversations with her on OnlyFans. To the tune of $40 million, this girl had to fuck a thousand guys for us to talk about her on the pod

and we still don't even know her name. Yeah. And it's not like the Sophie Rain girl is like that much more beautiful than the other girls. Yeah, they're both hot girls. They're both hot girls. They're both hot girls. Yeah. And the only reason we're talking about the 1000 guy girl

is because she did something that we think is disgusting. Yeah. We're not going, oh my gosh, she's beautiful. They're paying 40 million for this virgin because they're like, holy shit, look how hot this girl is. Yeah. That she somehow managed to be this hot and not have sex.

Yeah. Yeah, I think men are drawn to the scope, right? Like it's like, it's ultra purity and chastity while still being seductive and teasing. And then the other side is like full degradation. And I think that that is like splitting the male psyche. But are there guys that are into the fact that she's fucked all these dudes?

Is that like a kink for them? I mean, certainly. I imagine that that is a part of it. I mean, I think that's kind of part of most porn, to be honest with you, is there is like a degraded element where seeing beautiful women be degraded is validating for men. And so I think that is taking it to like, it's like farthest logical conclusion.

Apparently, Bonnie Blue is making, the girl who had sex with a thousand people, is making $700,000 a month on And she's doing she did a thing in November of 2023 where she went around to British Colleges and slept with any student and if she could post it online Wild different times, so I think it is that like polar, you know, like poll kind of thing. Wow.

40 million. That's three and a half million a month. That's impressive. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. What a world. She making more money than Jalen Hartz.

Is that fucking crazy? Yeah. That is wild. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. wild. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. But what is his contract? I was probably around the same, but just like an NFL quarterback. She's getting paid like an NFL, like a good NFL quarterback.

Yeah. No CTE, no sex even. Yeah. She's making almost the brawn. Do we believe she's a virgin? That's that's where the only reason I believe it is because she's made so much money Having virginity attached to it that there would be some dude if he smashed that would come out big I hit it like think about how many dudes came out and they were talking shit about Travis Hunter and his oh, yeah

Right, like wasn't every dude who DM'd her like, oh look, oh, she's in my DM. Yeah, like there's a pile on every dude who DM'd her like, oh look, she's in my DM's, blah, blah, blah. Like there's a pile on. Yeah. Or some hatin' ass bitch would be like, oh no, one of my friends slept with her. She's lyin', she shouldn't make all that money.

Yeah, there's something unsettling about this. It's cause you have a daughter now, dude. You think that's something I'm looking at? As you twist your wedding ring of concern? Yeah. Fuck. Like you want to talk to her and figure out what the fuck happened. Yeah. I need to know why it's so meaningless. Curl that shelt is so funny. I just want to get through to it. But y'all don't have girls and you feel the same way too. Aren't you like, why, why? I need to know why you don't care at all. Nothing, no concern?

I feel it intellectually, I'm less like disturbed. Yeah, correct. Probably the same integral level. Correct, fair enough. Yeah, I just think you're disgusting. Me too. And then where do you go from here? Once you already have that,

once you have a thousand bodies in 12 hours, it's like... But then I think there's some dudes, like Mark said, that like that shit. Now it's gonna be some dudes that wanna wife up the girl with the world record. Wife an episode. But now she can never do less than a thousand.

Oh no, I think she can go back to normal. But she can't be like, I found 200 guys this weekend. We'd be like, all right. I watched the documentary about the girl who did 100. You would watch the doc and not the fucking. Why don't you watch the fucking? What do you think he meant? No, I didn't watch the fucking.

No, he watched somebody did a documentary about it. You watched the gay parts parts there's a girl getting fucked you could get all the same information no i want to know the psyche about it and like i watched documentary and then i read a bunch of articles about it and a bunch of psychologists were saying that she basically is using sex as self-harm like she had no idea what she was doing it's like cutting right yeah similar like she basically is like using it as self-harm. Like she had no idea what she was doing. It's like cutting, right? Yeah, similar. Like she basically is like using it as a form of like bodily, body mutilation.

Thank you. And there was a guy though in the documentary like that they saw all these people signed up and she didn't really have a full understanding. It was sort of fucked the way it all happened. She cries then, it's very sad. But one of the guys wanted to be last. That's the only part that I got turned on by actually.

Okay. That's crazy. But there's a guy, like that's when I started jerking off. I was like, all right, we can't say this is what I'm talking about. It's a real authentic emotion. Keep it up, keep it up. There's a guy who wanted to be last.

Like legitimately like requested, he's like, I'll show up, but I wanna be last. And I was like, that's crazy. That's so crazy. Nah. I've done that at a comedy be last. I was like that's crazy. That's so crazy Nah, I've done that a comedy show before Man the ego he must have I wonder if they measure the guys Cuz I she gotta say you can't have like a bludgeon Like you can't yeah, especially or just at any time

It's like that's gotta that's gotta be way more taxing. Like a guy with like a 12-ish dick is like taking four dicks. That's true. Four. They could add that, that should be part of the metric. Like if you got a 12-inch, that's two at least. Yeah. It's like a total of inches, really.

It's like buying pizza at like a cool shop. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, how many inches of dick do you think she took down? Right? If it's like what, two and a half average? We can do the math on this. So the doctor or whatever who was diagnosing her with this or was like a therapist or something?

It was actually an article after I read that was basically like reviewing it. And yeah, they were just like, yeah It's probably a pretty it's self-harm. It's basically self-harm and she really didn't do a bunch of research on it, but Yeah, that's the review Yeah, what did Roger Ebert say? That's I'm trying to get the full 54 that 54

5,454 inches of dick. I did the math. Wow. 5.61 inches average times 1,057. That's solid. How many feet is that? I'll tell you. Buy that by 12, yo. Yeah, how tall is that?

Like, is that a building? Son, that's like 600 feet of dick. She took 454 feet. Of dick. She took a football field of dick. Can you divide 454 by 10? Yeah, 45.4. She took a 45-story building worth of dick. Jesus Christ, dog.

That's how much dick she took. Look at that. Look at the amount of dick. That's crazy much dick she took. Look at that. Look at the amount of dick. That's crazy, dog. Wow. It kind of makes it impressive when you think about it. Yeah, right?

You're almost looking at the Coliseum. Now it's like a feat. Yeah. Honestly, this might be flipping me. I'm impressed with this bitch. Human beings are capable of so much. Yeah, it's crazy. It's just like a triumph of just the human spirit.

It really is. Yeah, I mean, it's just remarkable. How do we use her? I think we did. No, like for the benefit of America. Like militarily or something? Yeah. Yeah, maybe put her on the front line somewhere.

I mean, these are the type of women where it's like, you could make them honeypots, you know? And like, you can still do your horse shit, extract information while you're doing it, and you know, benefit your country. Now you're a hero. But if you're willing to bang a thousand guys, you got, I don't know if you can honeypot.

So hey, what'd you learn from the Taliban? They're like, I sucked off a bunch of them. And you're like, did you make it the main guy? She's like, no, I was sucking off the other guy. No, but they canceled all their terrorism plans, they're pretty relaxed right now. I'm pretty sure that's been used as a warfare tactic. I'm pretty sure the US, no, I was sucking off the other guy. No, but they canceled all their terrorism plans. They're pretty relaxed right now. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's been used as a warfare tactic. I'm pretty sure the US did that.

I forget where. But we like- Stop talking about your grandma. I'm like, that's right. Come on. And the pod. And the pod. Guys, we're about to hop into our Patreon episode, but before we do, we ask patrons

to send in questions every week. They're so fun and we want to start sharing little previews with you guys. So here's one. Check it out. What up fellas? Happy fucking new year. 20 million dollars. Would you A, suck a dick to completion or B, get a Dubai porta potty? And take a second and think about it

because it'll reveal a lot of shit about your homies that you thought you knew that you... It's news to you. I know what that says about me, but Chaz, like shit on my chest, no question over sucking a dick. It's funny. Yeah, that's probably true. It's just so degrading.

It's demeaning. Yeah, you know how degrading is sucking a guy's dick to completion. Not really. And then we wonder why wives don't do it. We can't perpetuate this. I don't think it's degrading. I think it's a pretty normal thing. It's gross because it's gay, but outside of that, it's not like a degrading act.

Would you rather suck the dick? No, I'm gonna get shit on. But it's not super degrading. It's not degrading. Shitting on... And also, I would rather have so much shit on my back. Oh, obviously, but that's not a choice. You don't have that choice. Well, maybe I could negotiate for that.

You could charm him. You could probably charm them. My back's actually better. Yeah, so much better. Well, then maybe you could negotiate just kissing the dick and not sucking it. Oh, I'd kiss a dick for 20 million. See, if you renegotiate that. I don't think kissing a dick just like, nah, I don't think that that's gay unless they nut immediately upon kissing it. That's gay on them.

That would be a surprise. That's gay on them. That would be a surprise if you're not gay. Like part of you that was like flattering. You gotta even kiss the side, the shaft, and then avoid any bust. But what if you kiss the side and then just shot? Like would you look at your wife differently and be like, yo, how do you, like, I'm nice bro. Like, what are you doing that I'm not doing?

What am I doing that you're not doing? Like, I just kissed the side of it. You could teach a course, make another 20 mil. Yeah Also, it's sucking dick for 20 mil even gay. I don't even know is gay. No, that's some gay If it's for 20 million dollars, the problem is the motion of moving your head up and down on a dick is super gay I'll never get that out of your head. I never get that out of your head. Oh fuck, it's back in my head. I try to get it out. Please let it get out.

Just keep on seeing it. Hey dude, it's in your head and it will be there forever. Whose dick is it? I can't even look at it. Oh don't even start that. Your dad's. Oh no, why did you do that? Get it out of my head, bro. Stop. Dude, have you seen your Let's change the topic. Have you seen your dad's meet?

Not recently. No, but like as a child, would you see him swinging around in the house? Never in the house, but I do have a memory of like showering and I think it was that memory. My dad was like, all right, we're done. Like we would shower together and I'd go on a towel and I'd sit on the side when I was done showering

and then he would finish. And I have like one memory of that. And I think that was like the exact age. My dad was like, all right, you're four years old. We can't do this wait. Why? Just you can't once you can't make memories. You can't be shower with them. Oh, oh god. I got it. God You showered with your dad. Yeah That's not weird. That's not weird. It's not weird if it's our baby. That's not weird. That's some Catholic shit.

That's not weird. That shit is weird. That son doesn't just fucking take them and showers them in there and the dad don't gotta be naked. We're showering bro. At least I have a dad. What are you talking about bro? That's not weird. You least I have a dad. What are you talking about? Come on.

That's not weird. You're showering a dad? I'm showering too. I'm showering. Stop it. Stop it. I'd rather not have a dad than showering. What am I talking about?

What? Stop it. That was good. You got it? The fact that you're being nice makes me think that it's bad. It's not weird. The fact that you're being so nice makes me think that it's really a bad thing.

Thank God my dad don't love me. I know that he made it so nice makes me think it's really a bad thing. I know. Thank God. Yo, yo. Don't leave me standing here. We ain't scarred up yet. So what happened? You would get out of the shower.

I don't know what I'm talking about. And I'd just wait for him. And then there's so many kids too. Wait for her what? Yeah, yeah. It's a conveyor belt. But what were you waiting for? What was he doing?

For him to leave. And then I was like three years old. Why was your dad still showering? Why didn't you get out? It's cold. Was he washing you? Was he Like, what was he doing? He ran to leave. And then I was like three years old. Why was your dad still showering? Why didn't you get out? It's cold. Was he washing you?

Was he like washing you up? Yeah, because I didn't wash my hair in my ears. So he would wash you up? Why? He got to be naked. That's what he was saying. Why? He's popping the shower, bro.

It's a shower. It's hard to like put your hands just in the shower. So my dad had done that. I remember my dad doing that. Yes, it's very easy to do that. So he would get in the shower. So my dad has done that. I remember my dad doing that. Yes, it's very easy to do that. I remember my dad doing that. So he would turn in the shower and then he would, so he would bust or like... No! Get it out of my head! Stop! Why did you put that in my head? Why are you sitting there with your towel on?

Did your dad have a removable shower head? No. So you're sitting there with your towel on and you're sitting... It's not that funny Al. No it's not. Either it's normal or it's traumatic. You're sitting there laughing. Oh my God.

I know but... Either it's normal or it's traumatic. Al, Al, we gotta be serious about it. So you're sitting there and your dad is just fucking peeing away. Either it's normal or it's traumatic. He's peeing away and his elbow is just hitting the glass. He's making all in his elbows. Just hitting the glass So his elbows bang into the glass

A little kid talent the hood on and I was sit there and then and he would finish and then did he need Like I had to get dressed for I was one year old Three months old bro, no, he's a kindergarten. No, that's not Your home school, so you didn't even have friends Yeah, it's true. Oh shit, you were homeschooled, so you didn't even have friends to tell you that shit was weird. Is that kid having around telling other kids what's happening? Shit, you didn't have a teacher to call CPS. That's crazy, bro. Yo.

Oh my god. We're European, bro. We're European. Oh my god. Would you ever shower with your mom's water? Is that like... That was much older. That was way older. Nah, would your mom's ever want to shoot? That's less weird. I would shower with Al's mom's. No questions asked. I don't think you can afford it, bro.

That shit is expensive, dude. Oh, god. Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. Why is it expensive to shower with Al's mom? What are you trying to say? He's 1.5.

She's 1.5. That's what he said. Why are you thinking about it? 1.5, y'all can settle. Look at that. Hey, yo. You know Go fund me already put it on there. Yeah. We're never not starting with Patreon questions ever again for Patreon. Oh my god. Oh my god. So up is crazy.

I'm just saying it is what it is. 1.5 she hasn't you know. Can we go deep though? Yo, that's crazy. That was wild. That was wild. That was wild. No, I get it. That was wild.

No, for 1.5. That's not what you paid for. That's not what you paid for. No, but we can't half stroke that. Yeah, I mean, you gotta be able to go deep. So it's like. Yeah. Can we go as deep as we can?

Can we go as deep as we can? Yeah, yeah, do your thing. Now she hasn't been around the block in a while. She'll be fun for her. Have you ever, I know this is like a weird question, but like have you asked her like when the last time was? No, but I don't think she actually there was only one dude after my dad. Really? Yeah. How long after? White dude named Ron from Alabama.

He fucked that shit up. No, I fucked it up. Oh really? Yeah, because I started getting in trouble like all the shit that I was doing and stuff. So she's like, I can't not watch him because he's going to get... Yeah. And then she never dated again? She never dated again. And you've spoken to her about this.

Yeah. She's not having some one-night stands, just having some fun out there? No, not often. Not the dating apps or any of that kind of stuff? No. It's like I think you turn it off and then you just, yeah. But you ever ask him, you ask your parents? My dad jokes around about it all the time.

Like he's my whole life, he's been joking around about smashing my mom's and also not getting laid. That's not true. No, I know he loves, but like I used to hear him fuck, my dad be rocking that shit. That's gotta be worse than showering, bro. There's no way. Why would you let that? That's a natural thing. That's way weirder, bro. That's gotta be worse than showering, bro. There's no way. Why would we let that?

That's a natural thing. That's way weirder, bro. That's two parents fuckin'. That's what we all hope for. My dad would get outta here. Family platonically, feed each other. My dad would rock that shit. I hope my dad would out my mom.

Out my dad, dick my mom down, dude. He would rock that shit. That's crazy. So you're four years old. You're at dick level with your dad. Yo, stop. Stop. That's where you get the suds from, right?

That's it? Is that where you get the suds? Yes. You know what I mean? You just like. Give me some of that. Just. Just hit him in the head.

Mark. Mark. Oh, that's weird, bro. It's European. It's European, bro. Oh, good. It's European. It's European.

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