Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Logan Paul on Dillon Danis, JiDion Beef, and McGregor $2 MILLION Bet
Episode Date: August 28, 2023Yerrrr, Logan Paul came through to the studio to talk about Dillon Danis's trash talking, Conor McGregor's betting, alien space technology, Prime's massive market share and much much more. ENJOY THIS ...SURPRISE MONDAY FLAGRANCY 00:00 start 01:28 Home life has been GREAT + Andrew was right 03:13 Logan admits Dillon is a top tier troll 06:25 0 stress between Logan and Nina 09:50 Has Dillon gone too far? 14:42 Stop the beef with Jake + who's better at boxing? 18:50 Logan's message to Jake 19:56 Dillon's nuke pic 23:03 Nina knowing Logan's past work 24:57 WWE respects Logan + why come back to boxing? 26:44 Connor Mcgregor is a flop 28:31 Logan message to Conor McGregor - $2m BET 32:28 How would Logan deal with losing? 33:27 Nina was hilarious on Guy Code 35:16 Logan's alien footage + Sailing on sunrays 45:49 Prime's SECRET ingredient 46:17 Big Soda is coming for Prime 50:07 Prime has no investors 52:06 Genius marketing strategy = being biggest influencers in the world 54:44 Jake was right about Logan bringing Prime to fight 58:31 Dillon Danis constantly lies 59:08 Logan ain't on the juice 01:00:32 Logan's pecs sponsored by Barbie 01:03:25 Oppenheimer was MID + Logan's favourite Nolan films 01:05:43 Logan checks Andrew's haircut 01:12:20 Why bother with going into politics? Motivation now 01:14:38 Logan on art & 99 Originals + car crash entertainment 01:17:46 Media = oversaturation & negativity + dedication to a craft 01:23:26 Why risk the cost of boxing? Logan wants to fight McGregor 01:25:43 JiDion went too far 01:31:37 Press Conference review + Logan crossed a line 01:34:01 Logan apologises to Nikki Danis 01:38:45 Logan Questions Flagrant Viewer's Intelligence 01:40:46 Dillon bodied Logan at Press Conference + Logan just getting started 01:42:28 Logan saving stories only for Joe Rogan 01:44:59 Ever been cancelled? 01:47:29 No-one cares about KSI v Tommy + we love the Furies 01:49:58 Logan addresses "disappointment" when Jake beat Nate
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Dylan says there's a picture that's going to end their relationship.
I just think, like...
Is it you with a guy?
You got pink nipples, bro.
You got that for your dad or your mom? That's crazy.
Why you got nipples made out of labia?
And, Connie, you know what? I'm going to make this more interesting for you. How about $2 million since I beat your boy Dylan Dennis?
I know you're going to see this.
You're coaching him. You're guiding him.
you.
That was crazy how you gave him an Australian accent, bro.
What?
Yes!
Prime energy is 17.
No.
That's a 16x prime energy.
That's 16?
I'm hitting the back of that.
So you did. You did! You did!
Yeah!
He shredded it.
It was 10 rounds!
I'm just saying.
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant.
And today, we are here with what should have been not even a co-main event,
an undercard for a little boxing match in Manchester.
And, you know, this greedy son of a bitch has to take all of the attention.
And you're supposed to be a tune-up.
You're supposed to be a warm-up.
And now it's the only part of the card that people are talking about, much to John Fury's chagrin.
We have Logan Paul in the building.
Logan Paul
is in the building. So, Logan,
how has life been at home the last few weeks?
Can you
talk to us? What's the home life
been? It's great. How have the face
times with Nina been over the last
three weeks? Well, we're always together,
so it's just real life
face-to-face time. Come on, bro. That's my fiance. Andrew, we're always together, so it's real life face-to-face time.
Come on, bro. That's my fiance.
Andrew, Andrew, the last time
I was on your show, and by the way, thanks for having
me, guys. I love you guys. It's always a good
time to kick off with the boys. You're doing great.
Thanks. Yeah, bro, I wasn't
engaged. Now I'm engaged.
Yo, you are, dude. I'm fucking engaged.
I'm putting the gay
in the gay zone.
Dude, he got D's, bro.
Wait, did he?
Dude.
I'm engaged.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sorry, everybody.
You know what's funny?
You know what's funny?
What's funny?
I'm engaged.
I'm fucking engaged.
Okay, okay, what's funny?
Wait, you got married?
Yeah.
Bro.
Come on, bro.
You can't assault our guest.
You can't assault us.
Yo, Andrew.
Tell me about it.
I'm about to fucking Bobby Lee you, bro.
Keep me off my own podcast?
Get out of here.
Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
When you got married, I was dogging on you.
Why?
I was dogging on you. No? I was dogging on you.
No, to you.
To you.
I don't know if you remember this.
I was like, Andrew, best of luck with that married life.
Yeah.
Fucking dweeb.
Yeah.
And you're like, you know, if you find the right woman, it doesn't seem so bad.
And I remember thinking, this guy doesn't know anything.
Yeah.
Andrew was right.
I was fucking right.
Yeah.
I was right until Dylan Dennis entered the chat.
Yeah.
Come on.
And then the last one.
Nah, nah, nah.
Okay.
Has it been stressful at all?
Here's a better question.
Did you see any meme and you laughed a little and then you're like, wait a minute, I can't laugh?
I can laugh.
I can laugh.
Really?
Yeah, I can laugh.
Do the both of you laugh at one?
Yeah.
Which one?
Some of them are really funny.
Can I guess the one? Which one? Some of them are really funny. Can I guess the one?
Which one?
The turkey one is the funniest.
Yeah.
The turkey one is the scariest.
I'll be honest.
I'll be honest.
They're all good.
They're all good.
The guy is fucking so good at Twitter.
It is.
It is.
Yeah, it's impressive.
No, it's top tier trolling.
Yeah.
Which is why I chose him as an opponent.
But you didn't know it was going to go this hard?
No, no, no.
I had no idea.
But, I mean, it got people interested, right?
At the end of the day, it's all fight promo.
Is there a little bit of jealousy from Tommy and KSI?
I don't—
John was jealous.
John was fucking jealous.
He was furious.
He started kicking tables over.
Yeah, which was awesome.
I mean, it was like something out of Shrek. Bro, he's Game of Thrones, isn't he? He is. He was furious. He started kicking tables over. Yeah, which was awesome. I mean, it was like something out of Shrek.
Bro, he's Game of Thrones, isn't he?
He is.
The Furies are the best family.
Okay.
I'm not even this far.
All right.
Yeah, John Fury is a legend.
The whole press conference was crazy.
You know, Dylan hates me.
I don't give a fuck about him.
I think he's an excellent troll. I think he's very parasitic, which is why I'm honored that I get to be the one to, like, take him out and embarrass him.
That's why I took the fight.
I was like, okay, I know this guy's going to promote the fuck out of it.
People are going to be interested because if he shows up, I get to be the one.
And that excites me.
And you have no question what will happen if he shows up?
Nah, I don't.
In fact, can I get a drink?
Yes, you can have a drink, my boy.
Do you know what I'm saying?
We didn't think you were drinking.
We're drinking while you're training.
Nah, typically not, but it's still a day in this room.
What are you talking about?
Okay, okay, okay.
Listen, man.
You got to back up all this talk, bro.
You know you're in New York, bro.
You might get the gap pulled up on his talk, bro. You know you're in New York, bro. You might get the gap pulled up on you again, bro.
Yeah, he said that last time I was here.
You said it.
What?
You said that when you were on the pod, you were like, yo, Mike got the pistola pulled on him, bro.
Yeah, but then he started telling people that I had to check in when I came to New York.
So what's up?
After this, I'm going to wait outside for an hour.
I'm going to give him my address.
I'll see if he pulls up.
Well, don't give him ours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe go a few blocks. I was going to do it this, I'm going to wait outside for an hour. I'm going to give him my address. I'll see if he pulls up. Well, don't give him ours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was literally going to do it outside.
I was going to do it outside. I mean, if you are... Yeah, listen.
Let me think if I like this or not.
Let me just think if I like this or not.
He's not going to come up here and beat up
Schultz by default.
No, I'm not worried about getting beat up. I'm more worried
about a shooting happening.
You know?
I feel like the gun consequences
in New York are pretty serious.
They are pretty serious.
Yeah, it's fairly severe.
I just had to slice that.
What the fuck was that?
Why did you slice that open, bro?
It was good.
Was it Illuminati?
Was he one of the...
He starts throwing up the rock.
I had to slice it open.
Bro, you hate the Illuminati.
Dude, because Sound of Freedom, bro.
Sound of Freedom, dude.
Do you know what I mean?
Sound of Freedom, bro. There's sex trafficking all over the world, bro. Nah, he didn's the sound of freedom, bro. It's the sound of freedom, dude. Do you know what I mean? It's the sound of freedom, bro.
There's sex trafficking all over the world, bro.
Nah, he didn't check in, so you make sure you check in right now.
No, he checked in.
Oh, you did?
He told me.
Oh.
Yo, you can check in with daddy, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
If you check in with me, everything's going to be good.
Yeah.
Until the motherfucker you didn't check in with comes around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right, listen, listen.
Hold on one second.
So is there any stress between you and Nina?
What's the vibes?
Zero, zero.
Really?
Yeah, come on.
Let me ask you something.
Why would there be stress between us and Drew?
Andrew!
I'm assaulting the guest.
Come on, bro.
I'm serious, dude.
I had to make sure the legs are also getting worked out.
You know what I mean?
He's trying to be serious.
Don't do that to me.
Don't do that to me.
I'll break your feet.
Yeah, don't do that to me.
Okay, so no stress between you guys.
Milton!
He asked me if I'm trisexual.
Milton, you better calm the fuck down, Milton.
Get him some tequila, okay?
No, for real.
So no stress at all.
I'll tell you why.
Me and Nina are so fucking open with each other.
I knew she had long-term relationships her whole life.
I knew some of them were very public.
Yeah.
She's been famous for her entire adult life.
You know, like 11 years she's been paparazzi.
So none of this surprised me.
And I know what kind of person she is.
She knows what kind of person I am.
And so, like, dog, you got to understand, at one point,
I was the most hated person on the planet.
Like, I've heard it all.
I've seen it all.
I'm so numb to it.
I know who I am.
I know who my girl is.
I know we love each other.
Some fucking internet troll posing as a fighter is not going to get in between us.
But it has to bother her.
Damn, it's so corny.
Fuck!
But for real.
I thought that was good. I thought that was, what you did
was good just right there.
That was good.
It was believable. But you called yourself out on it
so now I feel like we have to reflect it, but I was,
you were like Vivek Ramaswamy.
Yo, Kevin just showed me
this guy. He just showed me Vivek.
Yo, shout out to Vivek, bro.
We got to have you on the pod.
Shout out, Vivek.
Yeah.
Anyway, so, okay.
All right.
So you knew the whole, you knew everybody she dated, right?
Dude, there's like five of them.
Well, that's the thing.
The pictures, if you look, they're just like repeat pictures, or half of them are.
Also, some bangers on there.
What are you talking about?
Like some good names on there. Leo's impressed talking about? Like, some good names on there.
Leo's impressed.
Son, yo, come on, bro.
You gotta go, Ross.
I ain't gonna lie. We know the character of Nick Saban, bro.
If you play football, you gotta go to Alabama.
I agree.
Come on, son.
Like, this is...
I agree.
That's the goal.
You can't be upset about that.
I love Inception.
Thank you.
No, it's good, but she aged out, so now she's...
She got cut.
Yeah, she did.
Did she... Wait, hold on. What was the age out, so now she's cut. She got cut.
What was the age?
What is his age?
25.
Did she stop at 25?
Or did she go over?
Because if she got over, that's goat status right there.
I don't know.
If she made him break the rule.
Yo, she is a goat.
Who knows?
Who knows?
I don't know.
I didn't do my backtracking.
You didn't look too far into it?
Nah, nah, but bro, these dudes,
what he's done is, because she's been paparazzi'd
for so long with like the same three to five
long-term boyfriends, he's been able to then post pictures
of her with everyone else.
And makes it look as if they're.
Yeah, yeah, because bro, in all the pictures, he's posted 170 of her, by the way.
Whoa.
90% of them are either her gay friends, fans, or some, like, modeling shoot.
So, like, I don't know.
I think if you're me and you're her and you know the truth, it's like, oh, all right.
I get it.
But if you're someone who doesn't know her, like, and you don't like me, oh, forget it.
You're jumping on.
Come on, bro.
It's a wrap.
Do you feel like he's gone too far, or do you respect the fight problem?
Let me ask you something.
Do you feel like he's gone too far?
If it was my wife, I would be personally offended.
I wouldn't enjoy the experience, but I'm not a public-facing person like you fighting.
Even the Thanksgiving one?
The Thanksgiving one, I would enjoy that.
That one would be funny.
The alien one, too.
I like that one.
I thought it was funny.
A current alien?
Yeah, it was like a big inflatable alien.
I was like, oh, that's a funny one.
That's funny.
I like the alien one.
Actually, I showed her the alien.
I said, did you fuck him?
What'd she say?
She didn't fuck the alien.
Definitely not. As far as I know.
I don't even think aliens got joints.
What do you mean? I've never seen an alien
with a joint. Like knee or elbow joints?
No, like they don't have penises.
Yeah, they don't have...
But they enjoy anal. They be probing a lot.
Yeah, they do anal probing.
Oh, no!
Yo, you gotta ask!
That's crazy.
I'm saying.
The aliens do do that.
Do do do do.
Chosen one.
No, but it had to bother her a little bit.
Because I know you're built for it, but she's not.
And a double standard with men and women.
That's the issue, my man.
That's what I'm saying.
Poor, innocent, bystander, third party, female, who has nothing to do with this fight other than being my fiance.
She's promoting the hell out of it, bro.
You can't do prenup after this.
She's making so much money, bro.
It's worth it.
No prenup?
No nuppy?
Come on, dawg.
No nuppy?
Come on, dawg.
No nuppy.
That's all I'm talking about. No nuppy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. No, nothing? Come on, dog. No, nothing. That's all I'm talking about.
No, nothing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, be honest you're handling this shit like a warrior and i will compensate you accordingly that's what i'm talking about with my with my winnings yes you know like like she's never experienced like hatred in her life all of a sudden because she's linked to me this is my fault yeah i feel so bad
but she's she's strong as hell dude that's like it's part of the reason like how she's handling
all of this why i chose her to be my fiance. I have stupid standards.
I did my diligence.
I know who this woman is.
I love the fuck out of her.
She's the person I want to be the mother of my children.
Her values are in line with mine.
Her morals are fucking amazing.
I learned from her.
She inspires me.
I could go on all day.
And it's green card.
She needs a green card.
And honestly,
she would have got that.
I think that's why she's settling for me
she's Danish
that's why she's living in
she's Danish
for Vista's Expiring
next year
that's fire
wow
then that makes sense
with the nuppy bro
you can hit her
with the nuppy
yo
do you have a prenup
nope
nope
whoa
you
you really did
that shit
love bro don't love love me stupid buddy whatever Whoa You really did that shit Love bro
Don't love bro
Stupid
We can call it whatever
No this is it
It's love
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I cannot wait to share with you.
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Peace.
I mean this sincerely.
Don't do it, bro.
Don't do the nup.
But you don't have Prime.
Say again?
You don't have Prime.
You got no Prime.
I do have Prime.
Remember, we're announcing the thing.
What?
We're announcing the prime deal.
Once you guys sell it, you're going to give me a piece.
Oh, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Once you guys finally sell it, you're going to give me a piece.
I don't remember.
How much do you pay the athletes to wear the chain?
Oh.
Can you tell us that?
Could you bleep it out if I tell you?
Yes.
Promise?
Swear to God in my life, Miles Market.
Alright, so Terrence Crawford.
Amazing boxer.
The greatest right now. Literally incredible.
You promise you're going to bleep this? Swear to God in my life, we bleep.
Damn, so that's the price
to do it. No, but he's amazing.
We're going to further our relationship with him.
He's so fucking good. Yeah.
Yeah, bro, we're doing well.
Could you beat him? No, fuck no.
Fuck no.
Last time you were a little like,
you beat Floyd, so I was like, you might think you can beat Crawford too.
You let that Floyd shit
go to your head, bro.
You did let that, because I was watching
the, first of all, I do not like this brother bickering
shit between you and Jake. Me either. We got to put a stop to that. I know. I did, I did, I tried. I was watching the, first of all, I do not like this brother bickering shit between you and Jake.
Me either.
We got to put a stop to that.
I know.
I did.
I did.
I tried.
I said to him, I said, we got to keep this shit offline, bro.
I saw his last thing online.
I was wondering if you were going to bring it up.
I just don't want you guys fighting because I love Jake and I love you and I don't want the beef.
You guys were having family squabbles in public.
Yeah, like a Thanksgiving combo in front of everybody.
Yeah, that was crazy.
That was a Thanksgiving combo, bro.
Yeah.
And you think I would have learned?
From?
We've just done this exact same thing before.
It's just been five years since we had any sort of beef.
And we don't have beef.
I just think, like, i don't know what i
think are you guys very competitive i guess that's probably what it is we some things we see eye to
eye some things we don't we're both vocal online in the same room we disagree i don't know do you
because you said it you were like i think i'm the better boxer you said it was that one of those
things that like you say with your brother when you're
both talking shit so you're both trying to take
jabs or are you genuinely after
watching him...
Why are you smiling, bro?
Because I see what you're doing. What am I doing?
You said it. I'm trying to get that clickbait.
Fuck the clickbait.
You said it.
What I'm trying to say is...
You know what? That's not where I fucked up.
Because I can say to Jake and to the internet, I can say I do believe I'm the better boxer.
That's.
Yo, come on.
Come on.
Al.
Al, you're doing that thing where when he says it in a serious, you laugh.
Yeah.
Why do you always do that thing?
I want him to be serious with us one time.
I'm like, come on.
Be serious, bro.
Be serious.
Come on.
Let me squeeze your arms again.
Be serious, bro. Come on. He can't, bro. He's serious. Come on, let me squeeze your arms again. He's serious,
bro. Come on. He can't get
nothing. You got prom, you got wrestling,
you got everything. Can he get one thing?
Like, give him the boxing.
He's great. He's great. He's
way better. Whoa.
Whoa, Milton. Milton,
hold your breath. That's the only
thing. Puerto Rican, Puerto Rican, we good.
What does that mean? What does that mean? Come on, weican, Puerto Rican. We good. What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Come on, we family.
Puerto Rico.
We in here.
Come on.
Come here.
You just got to keep going.
You just got to keep going.
I feel like you don't fuck with me.
I love you.
No, I really do.
I fuck with you.
I like trolling you a little bit.
It's fun.
But way better?
Yo, way better?
Way.
Okay, maybe not way, buddy.
Clearly.
That makes it worse.
That makes it worse, bro.
You know what?
I appreciate the honesty.
I really do.
Because here's the other thing.
I'm just sitting here running my fucking mouth.
You know?
I haven't proven shit.
I'm 0-1.
I'm 0-1.
Yeah, but whatever, bro.
Because you don't think that. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I don't think1. I'm 0-1. Yeah, but whatever, bro, because you don't think that.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I don't think that.
I don't think that. And it did hurt you a little bit when he was like, after I re-watched the fight,
I didn't think you won. I saw your face
sunk. Well, just because he was
gassing me up the whole time. He was gassing you,
bro. He was like, you won that fucking fight. Yes.
And then all of a sudden, he's like, you fucking lost, pussy.
But not all of a sudden.
A few things happened in between. You asshole. I'm funny. I don't mean all of a sudden he's like, you fucking lost, pussy. But not all of a sudden. A few things happened in between.
You asshole.
All of a sudden.
Nah, listen.
Let's put a pin in this.
I love Jake.
I fucking love him.
We decided after we both went public with our little disagreements.
No more public shit.
Nah, it's so stupid.
Good.
It's so fucking stupid.
What are we doing?
We love each other.
That's my brother.
Why didn't you cut it out in the moment um like when you guys are afterwards like yo maybe
you should just trim it from the pot we did it was a conversation here's the honest answer and
this is what happened in 2017 and this is why i said we i can't believe we haven't learned from
our mistakes because it's happened before we just get caught up bro in like the ego like no i don't
care you shoot a pod you're doing the next thing i landed from a flight from london three hours ago i'm here i'm gonna work out i'm gonna go to puerto rico i'm
gonna train like it's just life is go go go go go go go and you often don't think about the
repercussions if you're moving so fast you just don't like impulsive is one of the six big things
i do and i'm trying to give notes in the chat i'm like maybe this won't be as big of a deal as i
think what will it be received right? It's just a lot
to think about mentally
that I don't give enough
significance to. Can you just tell Jake you love him
and he's better?
Jake, listen to me. I fucking
love you, bro. You're better.
By the way, download Better.
Jake's betting app on
the App Store.
Download Better.
How do you plug it in and cut the rug out?
Download fucking better, baby.
Micro bets all day.
Other types of bets as well.
And if somebody wanted to.
You really know a lot about your brother's business, bro.
Can we get a banner up?
Can we get a banner up?
I'm trying, Jake.
And if somebody would bet on you or him in a boxing match, what would you tell them to bet on?
Bet on Jake on Better.
Jake's Download Better app.
There we go!
That's gross.
That was beautiful.
Now could you win three rounds against Floyd?
Damn, bro, can you let him get a breath?
Why are you bringing up all this shit?
Why are you bringing up all this shit?
Feel that, though.
I've been trying to size him up, and I'm like, yo, he's kind of big.
He might not do now?
No.
The tricep's crazy.
Give me a couple bucks.
But no, I'm just saying.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're maturing here.
Okay.
Dylan says this, right?
And he sent it to some people.
He said, there's a picture that's going to end there, whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Is it you with a guy?
Dispel the rumor.
Dispel the rumor because that would end a fiancé.
This whole time I've been thinking of something regarding Nina.
No.
No, bro.
This makes way more sense.
Yes.
Remember that time in Cabo?
Remember how much you were giggling when I was touching it
I was fucking with it. Oh
Shit
There's gonna be a picture
Original There's going to be a picture with you. It's going to be the 100th original. On camera. Bro, 100th original is you just getting butt fucked. It's just a turkey.
Not a gas car.
It's a turkey.
It's a turkey, but the car.
And Nina's face.
It's Nina's face looking at the turkey like, yo, Logan, what's up?
Who is in here?
Is it me?
Is it me?
Nah.
So, so.
Wait, do you know? You might say no. No, so now Wait, do you know?
You didn't say no.
No, so now I'm reconsidering because we had a face-to-face.
I told you this.
We sat down at a table, me and Dylan, for 30 minutes.
No third-party conversation happening, just me and him talking.
And in it, he was asked about that photo.
And I was like, bro bro you know what i think i think you're a fucking liar not just with this with everything dylan's a liar he lies about
everything he's a troll that's what we do right you say shit to try to trigger people it's funny
but he lies and so i was like you're saying you have this photo why don't you post it
post the fucking photo bro it's like i have a photo and i said no you don't you post it? Post the fucking photo, bro.
It's like, I have a photo, bro.
And I said, no, you don't.
I called his bluff.
I said, no, you don't.
And even if you did, even if he did have some grotesque, deranged, explicit photo, this dude was dumb enough to fucking tweet about having the photo and transferring it already, which is a crime in itself.
having the photo and transferring it already, which is a crime in itself.
If he's saying he's going to go to jail for it, he's already committed a crime by transferring this explicit, likely non-consensual image to his peers.
That's already illegal.
So if he were to leak it or have someone else leak it, it can always be traced.
He didn't send it to me.
I asked, though.
Come on, man.
I didn't ask for the photo.
I was like, what is it about?
What is it?
Come on, bro.
And he goes, Logan's your boy. I can't send it for the photo. I was like, what is it about? And he goes,
he goes, he goes, he goes, Logan's your boy. I can't send it to you. And I was like, well, yes,
but just tell me, I don't want the photo. I just want to know what it's about. He knew better.
Do you have an idea of what it is? I don't think he has a photo.
Now, did you have a conversation with Nina? Were you like, yo, talk to us?
And what did she say? I said, I said, do you have any idea what he's talking about?
She says, no.
She said, I legitimately, bottom of my heart, have no fucking clue what he's talking about.
If he has something, it's something that I don't know about.
Like, non-consensual.
Did you guys have to have, like, tough combos because of this?
Or you already went through your pass?
Because you've had a pass, too. Like this? No, this is easy. This is like, this is hanging with the boys. I've your past? Because you've had a past too.
This is easy. This is hang with the boys.
I've had a past.
Is there a version
where she's friends with people
that you might have gutted?
Come on. Don't say gutted.
Rephrase it.
She's friends with people that you spined out.
Bro, can you make it
less harsh? We can edit it. Okay. Does she know with people that you spined out. Bro, can you make it less harsh?
We can edit it.
Okay.
Does she know any people that you gave them esophagal pills?
No.
My goodness.
Because that's the thing.
She's a famous fucking supermodel.
You may have been with supermodels before.
That might be difficult for her.
I'm a fucking YouTuber.
What's wrong with that?
I ain't fucking supermodels.
Bro, stop it, bro.
See, now you capping.
That's capped.
What are you talking about?
You're trying to tell us we're supposed to believe that you've never had sex with a supermodel before in your life.
I've never had sex before I met Nina.
Yo, that I believe.
Would I lie?
Would I lie about something like that?
You would never lie. What if you start lying
but it's just gay shit?
I'm a virgin, dude.
That's not gay.
It's closer to gay than fucking women.
Mmm.
Yo, it's half gay.
Yo, yo.
If we're just being honest, it's half gay. If we're just being honest, it's half gay.
Like you haven't fully transitioned, but you bought the clothes.
What's that hair feel like on your pointer finger?
You stumped him on this one.
You really got me thinking.
Yes.
Yeah, it's a little gay.
It's slightly more gay.
Yeah, yeah.
I called the haters in the WWE stupid virgins.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I feel like the WWE is the one space where everybody unanimously is like,
all right, I wanted to hate him, but fuck, he's kind of good at this shit.
No, you should come to a show.
It's you're the heel?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
You're the heel, but the rock was the heel before he turned face.
And people appreciate the heel in WWE.
It's not like they hate you as a human being.
I feel like for your physical efforts, there is an appreciation.
Yeah.
But you as the character, they're like, okay, you're the bad guy, so we're going to boo you, fuck you, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, yeah, there's an understanding.
But nobody is like discrediting you as a wrestler.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're just, I'm fun to hate.
I'm fun to hate. Yeah, it's good you lean into it. Yeah, especially in the WWE, I'm fun to hate. I'm fun to hate.
Yeah, it's good.
You lean into it.
Yeah, especially in the WWE.
I can.
It's what I get paid to do.
Yeah.
I'm the heel, you know?
Why come back to boxing if you can make all this money?
Every time you do some crazy shit in the WWE, the people go, literally, I see the tweets.
I go, fuck, I wanted to hate this kid, but he's fucking good at this shit.
You get the validation.
You get the fame. you get the fame,
you get everything. Why come back to boxing?
Because he doesn't want Jake to have anything.
God damn, bro.
God damn. I'm just saying.
Let him have something, bro.
Milton, it's your fault. It's not about Jake.
It's not about Jake. No, I'm
fucking, I'm so proud of Jake. I'm so happy
at what he's done. Fire Milton, bro, and you never have to
box him. Yeah, right.
Fire Milton, bro.
He can go work for his abuela's restaurant.
His abuela's restaurant on 4th Street and Avenue C.
Casadela.
Stop taking jobs from the black and brown right here.
Come on, bro.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Come on.
Damn, Schultz.
Damn.
Shout out to all of our Puerto Ricans.
Yes, go.
Have you heard anything from Conor
About the million dollar bet
This motherfucker
Disappoints me
Because I grew up really liking Conor McGregor
He's so entertaining
He's so good
When he fought Floyd
That was the most exciting sports event ever
I was pumped for it
And now that we're kind of
In some weird roundabout way
Crossing paths Or he's training Dylan and Dylan's the guy I'm fighting and I have an opportunity to open a dialogue with him.
He's kind of just disappointed me as a superstar.
Wait, why?
Just because his drug problems, the way he doesn't commit to anything, the way he doesn't back up anything he says, the way he's all bark, no bite.
Large penis.
The size of his cock.
Yeah.
These things bother me.
Nah, like, I get why he's friends with Dylan, bro.
They're both bad people.
They're scumbags.
Really?
The word Jake used to describe dylan is evil
and i said you know what that's actually true he's an evil rotten soul i don't know if heaven
exists i don't know if hell exists i'd like to believe heaven exists but if hell exists
dylan dennis fucking belongs there really rotten vile evil grotesque putrid human being
and i could see why he's friends with Conor.
So I challenged Conor.
I was like, you're going to train Dylan for your fight?
Okay.
I'll bet you a million.
I'll bet you a million that I beat your fighter.
Radio silence.
So no response whatsoever for the million dollar bet?
Nothing, bro.
And I even asked Dylan about it.
In the face-to-face, I was like, where's your fucking boy?
Where's Daddy Conor with the million dollar bet? He's so confident in you. He's like, oh, don't worry about that. And the face to face, I was like, where's your fucking boy? Where's Daddy Connor with the million dollar bag?
He's so confident in you.
He's like,
oh, don't worry about that.
Blah, blah, blah.
He has no answer.
And Connor, you know what?
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what,
Mr. Moneybags.
I'm going to make this
more interesting for you.
How about
we double it?
Two million.
Two million dollars
says I beat your boy
Dylan Dennis. I know you're going to see this. I know you're going to see this clip. God damn. Two million dollars says I beat your boy Dylan Danis.
I know you're going to see this.
I know you're going to see this clip.
You're coaching him.
You're guiding him.
He's definitely going to show up, right?
Fuck you.
Both of you are all bark, no bite.
Two million dollars that says I beat your boy.
I will send you the contract tomorrow.
He's not going to respond.
All bark, no bite, both of them.
That was crazy how you gave him an Australian accent
bro I don't know come on
I thought that was good
that was pretty good bro
take that
that was good you hit it
listen get it
he knows
objectively the greatest promoter
in fight sport history
yes he's incredible
objectively he's incredible. Objectively.
He's incredible.
Why would he not take $2 million?
Because he knows the outcome.
You think that he's confident that you beat...
Why would anyone think that Dylan Dennis could beat me?
Don't do that.
Why?
No one sees him in Bellator
and is like, that dude can strike.
He won by a toe hold
in one of his wins.
How does that work?
You just hold the toe?
He knows how that works.
I like feet.
He loves a toe hold.
I knew that about you.
How did you know that about me?
You told me about your feet thing.
Not my feet.
You didn't tell me about your feet.
My feet thing. How do you feel about your me? You told me about your feet thing. Not my feet. You didn't tell me about your feet. My feet thing.
How do you feel about your feet?
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you think he's going to show up?
He has to show up.
You know what I don't know?
Because, again, I keep referencing this face-to-face.
I need this fucking thing to come out.
Because that's when you can see the true Dylan Danis.
That's when you can see the person behind the tweets.
And he's just a melty, empty puddle of a man.
What's the clause if he doesn't show?
This is the issue.
If he doesn't show and he essentially tries to fake an injury, we get to choose the doctor, by the way, to confirm said injury.
So we can't fake his shit.
What if he has pre-existing injury?
No, it doesn't matter. I don't know. I don't know. You didn't fake his shit. What if he has pre-existing injury? Nah, it doesn't matter.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You didn't think about that.
We didn't think about it a lot here.
We didn't play it.
We didn't fucking do it.
I'll be honest.
I thought this was an easy W.
Nah, because here's what's going to happen.
If he pulls out, he owes us 100K,
but that's nothing compared to all this attention he got.
Anybody would pay $100,000 to be the focal point of the fight game.
Come on, bro.
He's gained fucking half a million followers.
I'll be honest, good for him for capitalizing.
Some people don't take that opportunity.
He capitalized.
But if he does back out, where do you go as a man?
How do you go anywhere in life without being fucking ridiculed for being the biggest pussy and liar in the world?
He has to show up.
Are those half a million followers worth being clowned for the rest of your fucking life?
I mean, he's been trolling and hasn't fought in five years long time. So it's like he hasn't find me
1532 days well, and I know that because right now on dildo Dennis calm
There's a running counter on how long it's been since Dylan last fought and it's been 1530 plus days
If he does fight okay i'm gonna throw something at you right
now okay and you know where we're going with this if he does fight and he does beat you yeah
milton to milton milton i swear can somebody get get Milton a quarter water and a chicken?
I was just indigestion for the pandemic.
If he does beat you, have you thought about what you do?
Probably enjoy being a billionaire, married to a supermodel, and become WWE champion, run a podcast that's number one in the world,
sign athletes to prime repeatedly, go live on a farm,
smile every single day of my life, have kids or as a family,
be happy forever.
Come on, bro.
Good light.
Good light.
Come on, bro.
That's fine.
Beautiful.
I know you were concerned about that, but you went for it.
I thought it was the right decision.
So you feel like there's nothing for you to lose.
Which, no, no, no.
I mean, it would obviously be highly embarrassing.
Are you trying to have kids?
She pulled the goalie?
Not yet, not yet.
No?
Not yet.
No stuffing?
No stuffing for that turkey.
Fuck.
Fuck, it's my fiance.
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
Baby, I'm sorry.
Nina, this is flagrant.
You already know.
Yeah, she knows.
She cool.
The last time I came out here, I went back to her.
I was like, that was crazy.
She loved it.
Yeah, she did.
You know that she did Guy Code back in the day with us.
Oh, yeah, I know.
It's getting clipped.
It is getting clipped.
She has some good clips.
I ain't going to lie.
Bro.
She had some funny shit.
I know.
And she was kind of like, the producers would be like, yo, this girl is actually funny because
you never think the model is going to be funny.
No, that, okay.
So Nina is.
Because we had dumb models on there.
That's kind of redundant.
You can just say model.
Yeah, yeah.
We had models.
Because you know, I'm like, yes, I know.
Yeah.
And she would be funny.
She'd say like wild shit.
No, she's hilarious, bro. She'll crack a fucking joke. Yeah. She'll, like, that know. Yeah. And she would be funny. She'd say, like, wild shit. No, she's hilarious, bro.
She'll crack a fucking joke.
Yeah.
Like, that's her thing.
And she told me at the time, like, she referenced Chrissy Teigen.
I don't really.
Yeah, Chrissy was big in MTV at the time.
They would just, you know, say, like, hot women saying provocative shit.
Right?
Yep.
And, yeah, wrote guy code.
It's getting clipped.
Yeah, because she had some wild clips.
Fucking all the saints, all sorts of stuff, you know.
But yeah, young 23 year old model wants to be funny, wants to be accepted.
He's going to say some wild shit.
It's provocative.
We've all done it.
We say some crazy shit online.
Yeah.
And when girls do it, it gets a lot of clicks.
Well, because it's in the right context.
Hot girls talking sexually is always going to win.
It's fantastic. Yeah. Bro, it's is always going to win. It's fantastic.
Bro, it's funny.
Even ugly girls talk sexually.
It's hilarious.
The guys are like, oh, she's fucking funny.
She can hang.
Cool.
But you don't expect to get engaged to a guy who's fighting a scumbag who's going to pull
all those clips out of context back to back to back in this narrative that he's weaving
10 years later.
Like, it's just this.
Like, how do we get here?
You know?
Yeah, life is weird, my boy.
It's odd.
What's going on, dude?
I don't know.
Aliens probing.
No joints.
We're the no-jointed aliens.
Where are they coming?
Can you drop your alien footage?
It's not that good, Andrew.
Have you seen it?
Yeah, I've seen my alien footage.
Have you seen your alien footage?
It's not that good. Wait, do you not know about this? No, I do. Wait alien foodies. Have you seen your alien foodies? It's not that good.
Do you not know about this? No, I do.
How do you know about this? I saw the clip. I saw him talk
about it. But you've never dropped it. James Fox,
right? Yeah, James Fox. But you've never actually dropped
the clip. No. I need
someone to come out and be like, this is what
this technology is. And then if it's
matched up with what I have, I'll be
like, I also have something to corroborate that.
Can I ask you a question? It sounds like you're doing
some Dylan shit right now.
You're talking about something.
Do you know what happened?
It just sounds like
you have something
that doesn't exist.
I've capped about one thing
on this entire podcast.
What?
Fucking a dude.
Wait, the version?
You never said you fucked a guy.
You never said you fucked a guy.
You fucked a guy?
I thought I made a joke about it.
Did you go legs up
or did you fucking deliver?
Come on, bro.
Andrew.
Yo, stop that, bro.
Come on.
That was what his asshole looked like.
Give us the before.
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First time I ever hung out with Rogan, it was dinner with him and Bob Luzardo.
You were there?
Yeah.
Do you believe him?
I believe he believes it.
That's a whole other thing, though.
Because that's a thing called delusion, and a lot of people on this planet suffer from that.
I believe he believes it.
Damn.
How can you even begin to craft that type of story?
I don't think a story is crafted.
I think that he was reverse engineering technology that he thought was alien.
And maybe we've created that kind of technology.
Maybe it's Chinese.
Maybe it's Chinese.
He's talking about anti-gravity.
Do the Chinese drink Pran?
It's not available in China yet.
Oh, how would they pronounce it?
Okay, guys, this show has been brought to you by...
Whoa!
Whoa!
This guy's a crazy guy.
This guy's a crazy guy.
You're doing comedy in Manchester?
Dude, you know this, right?
Yeah.
Literally the night after you guys are fighting.
I'm there.
And I'm where they are at
yours yeah fuck yeah how crazy is the world in manchester how crazy is this that's where i just
came from by the way yeah i know we signed erling fucking holland as a prime athlete that's crazy
can we i want to get back to all the prime stuff because the prime stuff to me is like
is fascinating from also just a financial perspective like how you guys guys are, whatever, we get into this,
but I just want to put a little button on the UFO things.
I think Lazar believes it.
I believe that you believe that it's out there,
that these landings are real.
I hope these videos have some validity.
I have one problem.
I also have theories.
I have one problem. I also have theories. It's hard for me to comprehend that a hyper-advanced civilization or technology could travel trillions of light years or miles across the galaxy, you know, hundreds, hundreds of millions, thousands of light years across the galaxy, and then crash the last, like, 50 miles on planet fucking Earth.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Why do they have to crash?
They don't have to crash.
I mean, maybe they ran out of alien gas.
Yeah.
That's most likely.
That's possible.
Yo.
No, no.
Definitely it's the alien gas. You know what I think it could be?
Oh, you did a whole pyramid thing.
You did it.
Oh, you're into this shit.
You had the pyramid guy on.
We have a couple.
Ben Van Kirkwick, Graham Ancock.
Ben and Graham.
Oh, I didn't get into it.
The new shit is Antarctica, fam.
Yo, Antarctica's going crazy.
That's the new shit.
No way.
What's going on in Antarctica?
What's going on besides penguins?
Penguins are how they distract you.
Yeah.
You still believe the penguins? Yeah, penguins is not real. There's no actual bird that's a distract you Yeah, you still believe the penguins?
Yeah, penguins is not real
There's no actual bird that's a penguin
A bird with wings that can't fly
Yeah, right
What do you think, we're fucking stupid?
Yeah, we're not buying this penguin shit
What we are buying is the
What is the weapon that they say they have there?
Microwave weapons
Microwave weapons
Microwave weapons. Microwave weapons. Microwave weapons.
Yeah.
Directed energy weapons.
Directed energy weapons.
That's fucking...
No, this is real.
Oh, yeah.
There's a guy going on podcasts.
What's he saying?
He's saying that they have
directed energy weapons.
They can cause earthquakes
around the world.
This is fucking cool.
100%.
Who cares?
What are you talking about?
Who cares, bro?
Who cares?
You don't want to know
what's going on?
Here's something to think about. Everyone's like, well, if fucking UFOs are real, why do we cares, bro? Who cares? You don't want to know what's going on? Here's something to think about.
Everyone's like, well, if fucking UFOs are real, why do we only have shitty videos of them?
We never can capture them on camera.
Do you know how fast these things move?
How fast?
If you're traveling at—
Super fast.
Yeah.
Super duper fast.
Super duper fast.
If you're traveling at light speed, I saw this video of if the ISS, International Space Station, was orbiting Earth at 10,000 feet, what it would look like when it crossed the sky.
You can't even fucking see this thing.
Those things, allegedly, move faster than even that.
You'd never be able to capture them on camera because it'd cross in, like, the blink of an eye.
What about the tic-tac?
David Fravor's tic-tac.
He saw that flying right next to him.
But that was caught on a radar, a radar camera, right?
They were able to lock on and track it.
No, I thought he saw it with his eyes.
He was able to see it, but then it was moving.
It was stationary for a moment, then it was moving fast, basically bilocating to a different place.
What I'm saying is, besides hyper-advanced, as far as human technology goes, radar military technology,
it's going to be hard for a layman to capture
these machines on their phone.
That's all.
They'd have to be cruising. It's more likely than you think
that you wouldn't capture it on camera.
Imagine, in order to get here,
you have to be able to travel close to the speed
of light. So if you can travel close
to the speed of light... But even then, Andrew, it would take so
fucking long to get here from another planet.
Imagine that, 100 light years away.
You're traveling at the speed of light.
That's 100 years.
For 100 years?
Unless they're going through a wormhole, bending space time.
That's facts.
Oh, God.
Teleportation.
We're going to figure it out.
You know who's going to figure it out?
Who?
The guy with the mustache, hair on his face, cut kind of like a bowl in the back.
Andrew Schultz, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm going to figure it out, bro.
I can figure out aliens.
Yeah.
I figured out space travel actually already.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Wait, what was your theory on that?
And then they copied my shit.
What was your theory on that?
I don't remember.
You sail on sun rays.
I remember when you said that.
Okay.
Huh?
You sail on the waves that the sun provides.
You can go the speed of light.
The light rays.
I'm going to fuck your shit up, bro.
Go.
Because there is no matter in space, there's no molecules, the sun rays are essentially nonexistent.
You need matter for the sun to heat up.
It's why this –
No, but the sun rays have to move.
The space is so cold.
The body just down.
The space is cold because there's no matter for the sunlight to heat.
This is an expert YouTuber right here.
But if you're going to ride on the waves of the sun.
Not ride on them.
Sail on them.
He's like, the wind is the rays.
You need to sail on the radiation of the light.
Whatever it is, as long as it's going the speed of the sun, we will go slightly slower than that.
We got fucking Bob Lazar over here.
I'm just saying.
That's our first engineer.
You know that these things are coming out.
They're coming our way.
Something to harness that power.
Boom.
I didn't prepare.
I didn't prepare for this type of conversation.
That's okay.
That's what I want.
That's what we want from you.
I have another question about the fight, if you want to circle back to that one.
What is it?
Are you concerned about fighting Mike Perry potentially?
Yo, son, that's a harder fight.
No, no. He ain't trying to, son, that's a harder fight. No,
no. Nah, he ain't trying to do that.
That's a harder fight. What the fuck just happened? Bro.
How you just got that in the
tuck like that? Cum?
There's no way that
happened. That's the secret ingredient.
That's the secret ingredient. Bro.
You got egg yolks? Nah, fuck that.
Just come on, Rocky.
Drink your egg yolks, Rocky. That's why all these guys get up. Egg yolks? Nah, fuck that. This is... Come on, Rocky. Come on, Rocky.
Drink your egg yolks, Rocky.
Get!
It's not 10% coconut water.
Bro, can I just ask you...
It's 10% Logan nut water.
That's what I'm saying.
Ooh, I like that.
Straight from Tommy Goat.
I think that there is a propaganda campaign against you guys.
I think the competition is sowing seeds of doubt in your brand.
Oh, you're talking about lobbyists.
I think that there are people that are lobbying against you and they are trying to push narratives.
Schultz.
I had to go on multiple news outlets and say, hey, our caffeine levels are comparable to all our competitors, even lower than our
competitors.
We are a better for you beverage.
I had to basically be like, yeah, we are FDA approved.
No FDA investigation is taking place.
Chuck Schumer urged for it to take place.
I can't even get into it.
But it's lobbyists.
It's lobbyists that we don't have.
Lobbyists for whom?
That I can't say, brother.
But I think we know what it is.
Maybe you could say it.
Maybe you could say it. KRA Gatorade. I think it's Pepsi I can't say, brother. He can't say it. But I think we know what it is. Maybe you could say it. Maybe you could say it.
KRA Gatorade.
I think it's Pepsi.
Coca-Cola, Pepsi.
Now, here's the question.
Here's the question.
Are they worried that you guys are going to get big enough where they have to buy you?
Are you going to achieve escape velocity?
They can't buy us.
Hold on.
You don't want to be bought out?
We cannot be bought by that particular company.
Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
I don't know if I'm allowed to say, so I'm just going to assume.
So one of the companies cannot buy you?
It would be considered a monopoly.
Oh, my God.
Wait, can both not buy you?
Only one of the two.
Oh, as far as I know, the one is not able to buy us.
Ah, okay.
So there's still.
We got, bro, we're taking market share.
Like not me trying to flex that we're eating fucking market share and taking dollars out of these massive corporate conglomerates pockets.
So for everybody's watching, what usually happens in a situation like this is a giant billion dollar corporation sees some competition coming up.
This happens in tech.
It happens in retail.
It happens in everything.
And they go, hey, this is about to reach escape velocity.
Well, they'll be a competitor.
We have to buy them before that happens, right?
Is that a pretty fair way to describe the scenario?
Or shut them down before it happens, you know, try to create enough negative.
It's cheaper to shut them down than it is to have to buy them later.
Because, bro, we're like, we're innovative, we're edgy, we're bold.
But also, let's just back up for a second.
The fact that they're coming at you for a beverage being unhealthy or whatever it is.
I know that Coca-Cola doesn't want people looking into Coca-Cola.
Don't get me started on aspartame. Don't get me started into Coca-Cola.
Don't get me started on aspartame.
Don't get me started on the sugar content.
But that's what made me start looking at it and go,
wait a minute, is this the let's destroy the brand campaign before we have to buy it?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Wait, the only thing I'm confused,
why do you think they want to shut you down?
I think they just want to drive down the price
so then they can buy you at a cheaper.
Well, if it gets too solo, they don't have to buy it at all
because people will just buy their stuff.
They want to not buy it because buying
it is going to cost billions.
What's cheaper, acquisition or the campaign to destroy it?
But right now, they're at a place where I don't think
they can be destroyed.
Like, Prime's everywhere. No, Prime?
Yeah, I feel it. It's everywhere.
It's popular. It's like how can you destroy that?
Inshallah, things go, you know, upwards.
Okay.
Okay.
Here we go.
You know, God willing.
Inshallah.
God willing.
I'm any Saudi Arabian.
But it might be tough.
We just, we're doing a couple things right.
And one of which is we're speaking directly to an audience that appreciates our product, likes the product.
It's a good, better-for-you product than our competitors, like all of them.
Yeah.
Casey Neistat gave you the shout-out.
Casey's great.
Casey's great.
He was on the pod, and he was like, listen, I'll be honest.
He's great.
Dog, the energy, I mean, I love the hydration, but the energy, I drink it before every workout.
I don't have any crash, and I'm in the best fucking shape of my life.
It's like my pre-workout, essentially.
Okay, so here's the thing that I'm trying to understand.
Where do you get the money to sponsor the soccer teams and the athletes?
Taguap.
That net profit, bro.
Is it profit or is it investors going, yo?
That's net profit.
We have no investors.
We have zero investors.
Prime has six owners. Two of them are managers me and jj's managers the four main ones are under the age of 30
whoa team of wizards sorry not me the team that we are partner with
the fucking wizards they're really good i thought you had some saudi money and they were paying all
the soccer teams you guys are paying the soccer teams and the athlete can we announce the holland
thing yeah yeah that's that's why i asked if it'll come out we're announcing it tomorrow yeah okay
erling holland yeah crazy is the latest sponsored athlete which is unbelievable we've been working
on that for eight months for america it's un-fucking-believable i don't think that we
understand what it is he's the guy right it's? I was told there's a chance that him and Mbappe could be like the Ronaldo and Messi of this generation.
Oh, wow.
It'd be like catching LeBron James in 2006.
We got him on a podcast.
We got all our assets.
We made him.
Yeah, it's insane.
It's insane.
It's hard to comprehend.
He fits the brand.
He's so fun. Yeah, he's awesome. Dude, he's hard to comprehend. He fits the brand. He's so fun.
Yeah, he's awesome.
Dude, he's a great kid.
And wait, why was it eight months to make that happen?
We had a hard time catching him in his location because he trains all year round and just deal points.
The kid's hot, dude.
He's got deals on the table.
Why partner with Prime?
Did you have to beat out the competition?
Was there another offer? We have to uh beat out the competition was there another
offer we have to beat out a lot a lot of competition for these like even to get the ufc bid
um uh arsenal some of the new teams were signing yeah we have we can you we'll bleep it out how
much does it cost to sponsor a soccer team it it changes on each one you have to bleep it out if i
say bleep it out arsenal was wow the roi is it out. Arsenal was... Wow. The ROI is great on that.
Of course.
Here's what we do, bro.
Maximize profits and cut costs.
What is the cost cut?
Oh, you don't have to pay for ads.
You guys are the ads.
Bingo.
It's the fucking Tesla model.
Yeah.
Elon never put an advertisement on TV once.
Bingo.
He is the marketing.
I don't...
So your whole marketing budget is you guys,
and nobody can influence better than you guys can.
So you saved the hundreds of millions.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's fucking genius.
Whoever owns Gatorade, we don't know who they are, so they can't be out there.
They're not wrestling.
They're not on podcasts.
They're not boxing.
They're not creating news.
they're not on podcasts they're not boxing they're not creating news like as annoying as this whole thing with dylan is they're still prime attached to every aspect of it yeah oh wow yeah how do you
apply that to tv film what's the other team what's the wizard like dodger oh our partners yeah i i
don't want to say too much about them. They prefer to be anonymous.
Gotcha.
But, like, it's a business technique, and I think I'd push for everyone who wants to get into it to do is, like, make sure you have good partners, you know?
I've gotten screwed over a lot, like, a lot, a lot, and I got really, really lucky with a good team on this one.
Even JJ, KSI, is a fucking superstar, dude. Like, he works so so hard he's down for the cause like it's all good bro it's too it's too
much prime talk bro okay no but for me it's not about the beverage like i don't care how much
fucking calories and shit is in it but i do i'm interested in the math and i'm interested in the
finance of it because i thought that you had, and I thought the whole plan was we are going to oil money sports drinks in the same way that they've oil moneyed soccer players.
But the fact that it's coming just from you guys is very interesting.
If I tell you how much we've made internally this year, year to date, will you bleep it?
Yes.
Bleep it?
Yeah.
That is gross profit.
Yeah.
So you have to pay your expenses.
Sorry.
You have to pay your...
Sorry, no.
It's not profit.
Gross sales.
That's right.
No.
Gross sales is double that.
Bro.
That's your profit?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So...
Oh, now I kind of understand why you always got the bottle. Wait a minute. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So.
Oh, now I kind of understand why you always got the bottle.
And now you understand the pressure.
No, I remember thinking, and I remember almost texting you like, bro, is it annoying to always carry the fucking bottle?
But that number makes it much less annoying.
And this is the pressure to chew the bottle to your forehead.
Yeah.
I was thinking about getting a prime tattoo under my eye. Yeah.
But you go to Jake's fight and you're like,
I need to have my bottle, and that's partially
where the conversation comes from.
No, he checked me a little bit there.
I thought he was right about that one.
I think he definitely has merit.
I think why I was upset
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our team making
an effort that big to
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One last question on the fight.
Did you actually send Dylan a cease and desist?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Is that real?
No.
Fuck no.
I even said that in the face to face.
I was like, yeah, we said you were ceasing to cease.
He's like, yeah, you fuck.
I said, and what did it say?
He goes, I don't know.
I said, you don't know. You just got to. Do you even know what a cease and desist is's like yeah you fuck I said what and what did it say he goes I don't know I said you you don't know you just gotta do you even know what a cease and
desist is no I don't fucking I was like you're just saying things you should be making things
up no one said of a cease and desist for what he lied about that he lied about wanting to go
eight ten twelve rounds he won't do it he lied about the bet he lied about me uh denying olympic
level drug testing he just makes really did he want do a— Did you not care about the drug testing?
I don't give a fuck.
Wait, really?
I don't give a fuck.
No, no, no.
You got to care.
Bro, you have to be on something.
You're looking crazy.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm being serious.
You have to be on something.
Shut up, Andrew.
Come on, dude.
Can you just—
There's nothing—
Rogan has admitted to it.
Like, have you ever taken testosterone in your life?
Peptides?
A little peptide thing?
Guys. I'm trying to be a little peptide thing. Guys.
I'm trying to be nice.
Creatine, bro.
Creatine, guys.
This is bullshit.
Melted?
I like melted.
This is chicken and rice, bro?
This is a Puerto Rican diet?
I've never seen a Puerto Rican
with abs in my life.
Prime.
Honestly, it's because I drink Prime.
Liver King, let's go.
I know, but yeah,
it's really Liver King shit, right?
Like, come on, stop.
Hold on, there's no liver kick shit, right? Like, come on. Stop. Hold on.
There's no way.
The conversation never happened.
I said, Dylan, I said, how about this?
You want to do your fucking USADA testing?
I'll do a USADA test.
You take an STD test.
The results are public.
He laughed at me.
And he wouldn't do it.
Of course he won't fucking do it.
He's gonorrhea walking.
No.
He's gonorrhea walking, bro.
No. I'll gonorrhea walking. No. He's gonorrhea walking, bro. No.
I'll do whatever, bro.
I've had this physique.
No, this is different, bro.
Stop it, bro.
I just felt it.
I like you, but you're capping.
Feel my arms.
I felt the arms.
No, I felt the arms.
No, look what happens.
Very vascular.
Look what happens.
Which is a side effect of...
The picture you saw was after a hard workout.
Sweating.
Lighting a certain way.
I'm in good shape.
This isn't like some unaccomplishable thing if you work out.
You got pink nipples, bro.
You got a nice pink.
I've been made fun of.
You got a nice pink.
I know.
You got a nice pink nipple, bro.
I got a little.
You got to make a prime flavor that pink, bro.
Yeah.
You got to make a nipple that pink, bro. Yeah.
Strawberry Loganade, bro.
Bro!
That's fire.
Strawberry Loganade?
That's fire.
You got that for your dad or your mom?
That's crazy.
He's so sad.
Is that your mom or your pop?
I'm kidding.
That shit is fire. Who got the pink pink, bro?
The Peppa Pigs, bro.
Come on.
You got it.
You got the Peppas, bro. You got some nice pink titties, bro. You got pink titties, bro. The Peppa Pigs, bro. Come on. You had the Peppas, bro.
You got some nice
pink titties, bro.
You got pink titties, bro.
I posted this picture
on Facebook
when I was like 14.
I made a necklace
and I posted like a selfie.
I was like,
everyone look at the necklace
I made.
And what?
All the comments
were about my pink nipples.
Because you have like
a very Barbie pink nipple.
Yeah.
Barbie pink.
You're not Ken.
You're Barbie, bro.
This whole time
we thought you were Ken but you got that Barbie pink.
Did you like Barbie?
I didn't go watch it, but why you got nipples made out of labia?
And they are as thick as his lips, too.
Son, son, that's some titties, bro.
That's got to be the drugs, bro.
I think what happens is when you get on estrogen, you might be on some estrogen.
Are you on E?
You can take it on E?
Stop, bro.
I can't look.
Bro, I can't look.
I'm about to start telling you shit like him, so you better put that down.
I can't look, bro.
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Or right.
You could have something right with you, bro.
It's a blessing in disguise.
Do you know how much people pay to have pink nipples?
You can pay for that?
Hell yeah, bro.
For work?
Sign me up.
Bro, Samoan chicks pay so much more.
Yeah, you only take nipples.
Sign me up.
Bro, it's fucking like Neapolitan ice cream. That'd be great. Yo. Al, you don't take nipples? Bro, it fucking looks like Neapolitan ice cream.
That'd be crazy.
Al, you don't want more pinks in here.
How dark do you got?
You got them Hershey's?
Oh!
Where am I with it?
I saw your nipples selling fake Chanel bags
on the canals.
That is crazy, son.
That's a dark titty, bro.
I don't know my nipple color.
I've never looked at my nipple.
I think I got some nice pink on it.
It's like dirty.
Yeah, nah, that's regular white. Yo, fuck y'all.
Let me see your titties, Mark.
Nah, you regular degular, bro. That. Let me see your titties, Mark. Yeah. Oh.
Nah, you regular degular, bro.
Regular white, right?
That's a regular degular right there, bro.
I didn't realize I was that.
No, you have a fluorescent pink titty.
Yeah.
The room got brighter.
You saw that?
It was awesome.
I see them go, oh.
Yeah, you put your sunglasses on, man.
Are these Casey's?
Nah, but we made them to look like Casey.
Would be legendary.
Did you see Oppenheimer?
I did see Oppenheimer.
And listen, you-
You walked out too, right?
I didn't walk out.
I watched the whole thing.
But it was mid.
If I'm being honest-
No, that's true.
It's like Interstellar comes back later and you're like, that's phenomenal.
No, Interstellar was great from the beginning to the end.
First time watching Interstellar was
a little bit. First 20 is slow.
Here's the thing. I love being
confused in a film. If you can
confuse me, I love it.
It's my favorite thing about a film.
I can make it perfect.
He's confused in most movies.
Does anyone care what I have to say about movies?
This made way too
many headlines that I walked out of Oppenheimer.
Who gives a fuck what I think about these fucking
movies? They care, bro.
No, it's just stupid, bro.
But don't you have to say that because
of what happened to you in Japan?
No, bro. Come on.
Don't you have to be like,
yo, this movie sucks, bro.
I knew you were going there.
This movie stinks.
I found, I did.
I did find out.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
I did think it was a little culturally insensitive.
Guys, drink prime.
Yeah.
Guys, drink prime, bro.
Should they do an apology video?
I think Oppenheimer needs to do an apology video.
No, it's Nolan.
Yeah, and Nolan, too.
No, Christopher Nolan.
Seriously.
He's got to apologize.
I'm sorry.
He's got to do it.
I'm sorry.
100%.
Okay, so hold on.
You didn't like Inception, bro?
What do you mean?
I loved Inception.
So what are you talking about?
The first 20 minutes was mid.
You're talking about Interstellar. Interstellar, dog! Oh, Interstellar was even better than Inception. What? I loved Inception. So what are you talking about? The first 20 minutes was mid. You're talking about Interstellar, dog!
Oh, Interstellar was even better than Inception.
What? Oh my god.
Interstellar was, in my opinion,
one of the top 10 Chris Rinaldo
movies of all time. That's top three
for me. That's top three. Interstellar was an absolutely
fantastic movie. Top three. Interstellar,
The Prestige. Ooh, Prestige!
That's a film.
Phenomenal! That's a fucking film.
Yeah, that one's fire.
Greatest Showman.
Bro.
Let me have it.
Greatest Showman.
Greatest Showman's fire.
Let me have it.
It inspires me.
You saw when they sang in the rehearsal?
No, just the top three.
Yes, bro.
Did you cry?
Yeah, that was incredible.
Oh, God.
Stop.
You don't understand art and culture.
Come on.
Yeah, you're right.
This is a beautiful human moment.
How do you commit to hair like that?
This motherfucker.
This piece of shit.
No, it's just bold.
And how did you discover that this is what we're doing?
It's bold.
Don't let him give you shit for your hair.
You thinning and you just doing the fucking
truck shit. Yeah!
Come on, son. Shoot back.
Why are you not on the juice?
I'm on the hair juice.
I've been on the hair juice forever.
I'll be going to fucking Turkey, bro.
What's hair juice?
What are you talking about?
The vitamin P.
Propecia, finasteride.
You don't know what that is.
You're telling me you got hot pink titties and you don't know what vitamin P is? What does that got to do with anything?
Come on, son.
You got to stop.
I'll go to Turkey.
Bro, Turkey's fantastic. I went on vacation
in Turkey. It was amazing. Dub is going to go to Turkey
and get his hair done. Turkey is the shit.
Turkey is the shit.
Why haven't you gotten... I love Turkey.
I don't know. I don't know. Because I'm not bald
yet, to be honest. My entire
last WWE promo run was
me making fun of the guy I was wrestling because he was
bald, and I just can't wait for those clips to
haunt me when I'm 40 and bald.
But you'll never be bald because you'll get the hair.
You'll get the hair. Go to Turkey.
Go to Turkey.
Go to Turkey.
Go to Turkey.
Mark.
Go to Turkey, bro.
Joke's a joke, bro. This guy understands comedy. You're an absolute animal. Go to Turkey, bro. A joke's a joke, bro. This guy understands comedy.
You're an absolute animal.
Don't understand comedy.
He doesn't understand it.
Okay, we're going to Turkey.
Bro, you're crazy for even saying I'm going to Turkey, bro.
This guy is fucking.
We're going to Turkey.
Yo, Dylan's fucking at his computer clipping all these up.
Shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
Can we just say for a moment, Oppenheimer, if we're judging it based on Nolan films, what was the surprise?
Like, my whole thing with Oppenheimer was this.
Like, the whole movie was, I can't believe they treated him like he was a communist.
Well, his side bitch was a communist.
His best friend was a communist. His wife was a him like he was a communist. Well, his side bitch was a communist. His best friend was a communist.
His wife was a communist.
Everybody's a communist.
And the plans for the nuke got leaked to the communists.
Wagner.
Wagner.
Wait, are you talking about the Wagner group right now, what happened in Russia?
Yeah.
He's rid of geopolitics.
You did hear what happened, right?
I see what happened
what did you think was gonna happen you can't try to throw a rebellion and then almost get it done
and be like well i just did this to see how susceptible you were and then try to stay in
the country and then jump on a jet blue flight to fucking let you go and show but we were talking
about this earlier like how dumb do you got to be to get on that flight?
No, you can't.
Ten other people on the flight and they're like,
ooh, I got a free trip to Moscow. Sleep in.
No, you got to get out of there.
You got to come to the States and open up a restaurant.
If you were
to start NASA.
No, that was the Germans.
No, if you're the pilot
and you see the flight manifesto, do you just look at it and be like, isn't it called that?
Manifest.
Manifestos, the German thing.
What are you thinking, bro?
I don't know.
This haircut got me going crazy.
This haircut really got me going crazy.
The flight manifesto.
The mind comfort plus.
Sitting mind comfort plus is crazy.
Okay.
Yo, Todd is losing it, bro.
But no, I heard you could go
from Germany to Argentina
mind comfort plus
and it's so terrible.
You really can't.
You can't go there.
It's been documented.
But if you look at the flight manifest and you see this guy on it and you're the pilot, do you just call your wife and family and you just say goodbye?
You know it's over, right?
The plane was just falling out of the air.
Do you think it got blown up in the sky or hit by a rocket?
I'm not one of these guys
to be like, the New York Times is wrong about everything,
but the New York Times literally today
posted a bomb from within
the plane exploded, and that's
how it went down. It was
shot out of the sky.
It was shot out of the sky.
Why can't it be a bomb?
On a private plane?
Someone puts a bomb in a wine box or something?
Wine box?
It's like a bomb in a tin rushing out of people everywhere.
Yesterday I get the message from my war consulieri.
Yeah.
Is that me?
I don't want to shout him out
because I don't want to give him any shit
because my man really
just goes does war journalism like he's just in oh he's oh he's like he's about that life say what
no different different different different not randy and he goes uh he goes so it looks like
uh for goes in his private plane just got shot down by russian air defense with him on board
and for some reason i thought uh whatever, he said something else.
And then he was, I go, I thought he was in Mali because Mali, they said, they just reported that he was like fighting some kind of a war in Mali, Africa. And then he goes, he was, but was in his
private jet between Russia and St. Petersburg. Well, St. Petersburg is in Russia this morning,
apparently. Wow, man, Russian state TV confirming. I wonder if absolutely nothing. Yeah. Well, he said it was shot down.
And then why would you lie about that?
Like he knows the shit he's like on the inside of all this stuff.
Like he was in fucking what is it? Libya when my man got taken out.
What was his name? Gaddafi. Gaddafi.
So I'm wondering, I'm going, I wonder if Putin lets Pergozan go because he goes, if I just kill him right now, it's not enough of an example.
I want him to think he's free and then have the plane get shot down so you know you can never get away with anything if you cross me.
I think that's the move.
I need to set the example. If you ever cross
me, it's not like,
oh, I forgive you, you can go on. The way you're
talking makes it sound like a genius plan.
Thank you, bro. No, but it's not.
Wait, wait, why not? Obviously, he was going to
do that. Yeah, like he would
have sent the same message if he
just killed him right after. Then why didn't you just kill
him right after? Homeboy was talking. It is right after.
That was like five months ago. Kill him in Moscow.
They had the whole conversation.
He said, go to Belarus.
He said, go to Belarus and you're
good. Maybe he was more useful alive
for a little bit and then you got to take him out.
Who knows? You got to see where he goes.
You could be a politician, Andrew.
You totally could. I have no interest in doing it.
Why?
You're just a pawn for these billion-dollar corporations.
But what if you're a billionaire like Trump and you're not a pawn?
That's the craziest thing about Trump is that he's wealthy and still wants to do it.
That's ridiculous.
That's fucking insane.
It's ridiculous or this is going to sound crazy.
It's going to get clipped.
I don't give a fuck.
It's crazy or he's somebody who's going,
this is going to shit. He's either
I need power. I have all the money in the world.
The money's boring. I want power.
So he's just going to get the power. Or
I have all the money in the world. I have all the power
in the world because I tell these politicians what to do anyway.
And I genuinely think the
wrong people are in charge and I'll do something about it.
Because there's no reason you would have all the money in the world.
Yeah, but that's so noble.
That's so noble.
Why the fuck would you do that?
Most likely the first one.
It's most likely the first one.
I'm bored.
I'm on power now.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
I mean, let's be honest.
Who would subject themselves to that type of shit?
Yeah, it sucks.
Being in that position has got to be the most horrible thing on the planet.
That's horrible.
So here's the question.
You got all the fame that you've ever wanted, right?
Me?
Yeah.
There's no more fame you could get.
You fought Floyd.
That's it.
You've reached it.
He can go up.
You could go up.
You could fluctuate.
You can't just sustain.
Everybody can't just sustain.
Tom Cruise, the most famous person
in the world when maverick comes out and then nobody talks about him six months later so it
just goes up and down you felt the top right i'm not trying to fluff i'm just saying that you felt
it right is it after you go okay i felt the top is is are you motivated by money now because you're
like all right i already got all the fame and i'm kind of, it doesn't make me feel any different.
Let me see if all the money in the world makes me different.
No, no.
At one point I was motivated by goals.
Goals really.
But have those goals shifted to financial ones?
No, I just want to be happy and do what I love.
Which is?
I guess the answer would always just come back to entertain and create and create.
Create is very important because the bar for entertaining is getting very low.
Which is why I'm good at what I do.
See, this is the thing that like, and that's why I sometimes I'll reference the 99 Originals thing.
Like I was like, oh, he's making art.
This is art. When I fall back fully from social media, which will happen, and I no longer subject my life to the commentary of strangers because that's a weird phenomenon that like any person in the limelight understands.
Like that's just so – like everyone just can say whatever they want about your life.
It's wild.
But it's what we signed up for. So, okay'm here now i'm gonna do it but when i fall back finally i'm gonna i'm gonna do art i'm gonna do art i don't think as logan paul
i'm just gonna fucking make art and the 99 originals was art thanks bro i love that project
and i'll be back shifty put me on to that i'll be back i'll be doing more bro like i really love
that shit it was these tiny little stories that were great.
They were delicious.
They were nutritious.
And by nutritious, I mean, like, you could really clearly see that there is, like, a story in there, but also art.
And I'm not against doing things for mainstream consumption, because I think that's great.
But I think that right now what you're seeing, especially with, like, streaming culture, is it is so unbelievably entertaining.
But the only way to entertain every second of the day is to create a car crash.
And now there's no art whatsoever.
And that's the problem.
And I consume it.
I looked at it.
I was watching this guy, Fousey, right? Who I remember like back in your generation of YouTubers, he was there.
And he comes back now and he's like all over my Instagram or TikTok algorithm.
And I'm watching it.
I'm going, this is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen.
When he's around other people that stream, none of them talk because they know that there's
one person that is going to get all the gravity.
But at the same time, it's car crash every single time.
There's not enough art. And that is what you have to do when you have to entertain
12 hours in a row. You cannot create art because art requires reflection, requires thought,
it requires passion and love. A car crash doesn't. So it's how do I create a car crash every single
moment? And my concern is that there are people who started their careers with real art and they were beautiful creators that now are part of the streaming economy and have gone to an addiction of attention and completely disregarded their artistic side, which they fucking had.
And they were like beautiful creators, beautiful creators.
And now they're just like, okay, this is the
latest guy who's hot. I'll be involved in the car crash with him. This is the latest guy who's hot.
I'll be involved with the car crash with him. I guess the reason why I want to talk to you about
that specifically is that I don't think that you've devolved to the car crash. And I hope you
don't because I've seen what you did with the 99 Originals.
And maybe it wasn't your most popular thing.
But it was your most beautiful thing.
Thanks.
So don't do the car crash.
Thanks.
And what do you feel about it?
I feel my life is a car crash.
Like I am the car crash.
But boxing is art.
No, it's a...
Boxing requires skill, requires time, requires patience.
It's not just boxing.
You know, like, I think you're right.
First off, we were talking about this on the way over here.
We are in a dark time.
What is happening?
It's a sign of the times.
What does that mean?
I think in the age of media, everything is so oversaturated now.
Humans are wired to be attracted to and pay attention to negativity for some reason, more than positivity.
It's a biological response.
We like seeing things get fucked up.
We like seeing things collapse.
It's weird to be, like, you ever be with someone in the morning who's like, dude, how fucking are you, bro?
Good morning, man.
Like, shut the fuck up.
That positivity and being about it, transpiring it, is rare.
Humans don't, I think, wired that way maybe.
I don't know.
Fuck, there's a philosopher.
They say that we're drawn to the negativity because it was a biological response to keep us safe.
It's like if you think that there's a snake over there and you hear some ruffling,
I have to pay attention to that
because that could save my life.
Wow.
So now it's like, if anything is potentially dangerous,
we have this hardwired response to pay attention to it
because it could potentially save our life.
Now we're watching things through screens,
but it's playing off of biological impulses
from millions of years ago.
Totally, totally.
They're used to make money.
Also, yeah.
Murder in the neighborhood,
find out more in two hours.
It's like, what?
I gotta wait two hours for this.
You ever watch mainstream news,
like the news that your parents still watch?
It's all just fucking killings,
murder, shooting, robbery.
It's just shit.
You wonder why old people get grumpy.
They're all grumpy because
that's all they watch
is how horrible the neighborhood is.
Yeah.
The neighborhood's going to shit.
Well, yeah, every time you turn on the TV, it looks like the neighborhood is going to shit.
Also, San Antonio is not the neighborhood.
You know what I mean?
What happens over there is not the neighborhood.
And also, I think we're drawn to the thing that we have least.
So most people have a general positive day.
I see.
So if everybody's just posting about their day, it's like just all positive, boring shit. Yeah.
You have, once somebody actually
is like, hey, I'm creating chaos and I'm posting
that, it's going to. Bro, you ever watch
news in Canada? No.
They're like, the penguins
in the zoo had a child.
And you're just like, what
the fuck is this? No, that shit sucks.
It sucks. Our news is lit.
That's why they're so nice. I get it.
Bro, there's a murderer on the loose.
Yeah, we got to get him.
Yeah.
We got to find him.
Of course you're going to watch that.
I think that's why other countries are obsessed with our news, our politics.
They know what the fuck is going on here because it's lit.
But I was looking at the, bro, I'm watching the Fousey guy and I'm like, holy shit, this
is arguably one of the most entertaining individuals I've ever seen.
Yeah, yeah. and I'm like, holy shit, this is arguably one of the most entertaining individuals I've ever seen. While at the same time, I was like,
imagine this guy funneled this level of entertainment into an art.
Like what would that become?
And it'd be-
Less profitable.
It'd be less profitable,
but I think that you would have salvation in it
because at the end of the day, you'd go,
oh wow, I'm really proud of what I put out despite people enjoying it.
And then when people enjoy it, it's the icing on the cake.
Like I imagine, you tell me if I'm wrong, when somebody talked to you about the 99 originals and was like, yo, that shit was – does that feel better than a vlog that you put out?
A hundred percent.
Because you're proud as fuck about it.
That's my heart, soul, creation from my being.
Like, that project, my most proud project in my life.
Find your art, man.
Kevin, my videographer, slash little bro, slash roommate,
shot the whole project.
Beautiful.
Those whole 99 days.
He's like, dude, I watched the trailer the other day,
and I started crying.
Like, that whole journey was so transformative.
Find your art and lean into it and get addicted to that.
Once you have the money to be addicted to your art, lean into that.
If you have money and you're still addicted to the attention, your life is going to be miserable 100% guaranteed.
But it's a leap.
It's a leap and that's scary for a lot of people.
Maybe.
Like that car crash, bro.
But it's a leap.
It's a leap, and that's scary for a lot of people.
Maybe.
Like that car crash, bro.
You know how easy it is to get in your car and run into a fucking wall?
Versus sitting down, brainstorming, trying to come up with all these ideas, actually executing them to perfection, taking the time to do it.
Like it's just – it's not as – But then the boxing.
Because you asked this earlier.
Like why get back into the boxing?
Because that's just –
But I see boxing as art.
There is an art, but what they're doing, no offense,
it's not like, hey, we are elite boxers.
We're just like, hey, we're good boxers.
When two Instagram bitches are fighting, that's a car crash.
No bullshit.
What I've seen Jake go from...
You saw how he said Jake.
No, I'm being dead ass.
What I saw him go from his first fight to what he's doing. No, I'm being dead ass. When I saw him go from
his first fight to what he's doing now... Phenomenal.
It's phenomenal. So I'm like, wow, this
guy's taking the art seriously.
And it's like, it's a beautiful thing
to fucking see somebody put that type
of dedication into their craft.
So I don't look at it as car crash.
Even what I've seen with
some of the
fucking... Give me some buzzwords or something. No, not even buzzwords. Even what I've seen with some of the fucking—
Give me some buzzwords or something.
No, not even buzzwords.
There's UFC fighter—
I swear to God, I could help you.
UFC fighter—
Sean Malley.
No, not Sean, but shout out to fucking Sean.
Yeah, shout out to Sean Malley.
Unbelievable, bro.
He's the best.
Un-fucking-believable.
He's the best.
I can't believe I'm blanking on this right now.
No, come on, bro.
Come on, who?
Who?
Just like, what'd he do?
Stalbender, is he?
Stalbender, is he? No, I'm not sure what you do stylebender is he it's gonna come to me but my point is my point is seeing somebody dedicate themselves to a craft
in an art is a beautiful thing and especially when you see the execution of that craft
i love that i agree we are drawn to a fight because we're human beings and if there's a
fight anywhere we're gonna watch it but at least if there's craft there.
Yes, but every single fighter we speak to, they look at it like, hey, I'm in it for this period of time, and I'm looking at my point where I get out of it.
Because there's a cost to fighting.
Yeah.
And the cost is the highest.
So why take that cost?
Oh, good question.
Yeah, why you put yourself up to that cost?
I think it's because I'm doing what I love.
I love to entertain.
I love the idea of being a modern-day gladiator.
That's so fucking cool to me, dude.
Because I'm capable of it too, right?
I got this frame.
I got a good base of athletics to do this thing at least a little bit.
At least a little bit.
Enter the showmanship.
Enter the entertainment.
The build-up.
The feeling of winning and accomplishing a goal.
It's all there, which is why I'll sit here and say I don't want to be a full-time professional boxer.
I don't have these dreams of becoming the best boxer in the world because of the cost.
I'm not here forever.
If I have an opportunity to put on a couple of big fights and entertain people, challenge myself, which is half of it, I'm not afraid of looking failure in the face.
I'm just not.
I've done it a hundred times. And like when I'm at those lows or highs is when
I learned the most about myself and then can take that and become the best person I can.
Is there somebody that you have in mind? Let's assume that you beat Dylan and let's assume you
have three, four, five more big fights. Yeah. Is there, is there like an end goal?
Or five more big fights.
Yeah.
Is there like an end goal?
Or is there a dream fight?
Nah.
No.
I would like to fight Conor.
I think it would be really cool.
I think it would be really cool. Do you think you're too big for him?
I could cut to 185.
And he's like 180, 175.
What are you now?
You probably are too.
200 flat.
Okay.
So you could cut.
If you're cutting water and everything.
I could get there i could get there no yeah but size wise connor was most effective at 145 yeah but we'll
always come back to like he's a professional fighter i'm a youtuber you know and so that's
supposed to be the give and take of it like he like why why would i a youtuber whose own one
have any business beating the great conor mcgregor like on paper you did it you did
a great corner mcgregor i gotta get i gotta get i gotta get an irish accent down fuck this is hard
some of those dialects are hard all right yeah pivot quick. So we had Gideon here, and I asked him personally what that shit was.
When?
He was on the pot.
Within the last day?
No, no, no. They beefed afterwards.
They beefed at Manchester. Gideon was at Manchester.
Yeah, but they beefed prior to that, and then they beefed again after.
There was no beef, dog.
What happened at the fight?
There was no beef.
Gideon went ape shit on my brother.
I texted him because I was
friends with him. I said, I think you went
a little too far. If you ever want to handle something with Jake,
just call me, dude. There's no reason to
go at his exes.
He went from zero
to a hundred
on my brother. No, but break down the whole shit because you did. You were 100 on my brother.
No, but break down the whole shit.
Because you were sitting on the couch.
You were home.
I don't know.
But you did call him a bitch or some shit like that.
Wait, when?
You called him a bitch.
You were sitting next to Jake and some other people.
Oh, no.
It was about the-
You guys were sitting next to each other at the fight.
Yeah.
I did not call him a bitch.
He called him something.
No, I didn't call him anything.
He broke it down on the fight,
and he was like, hey, you came at him,
and that's why he responded in that way.
No, Jake said that.
Hold on, can I pee?
I want to pee, but I want to listen to this.
It was Logan.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I didn't know if it was real.
You guys keep going if you need to.
So why does he feel that?
Why are you calling him two-faced?
Explain the whole situation.
It's, first off,
I hate giving this narrative any fucking fuel because I don't give a fuck.
I just don't.
We were at a UFC event.
He was sitting next to us, and there was a camera, a live streaming camera in our face.
I didn't feel like being live streamed god strike me down so i politely asked him very politely and this is all on video i never called him a bitch
he's my friend we work together with prime i was like hey bro do you mind switching seats with me
just so you could face the other way because i just don't feel like being live streamed all night
please don't be mad at me jd on it this is like coming from a nice place i don't really i'm not
good at like messaging whatever i said, it was polite.
I think it rubbed him a little bit of the wrong way.
I get content creation, especially being a young creator.
He's in the heat of it, dude.
And he's doing great.
His numbers are great.
He's got a loyal audience.
W's in the chat for Gideon.
And so I think it may have rubbed him the wrong way, dude. I know i'm i'm out of it i'm out of it i'm not daily vlogging i'm not doing the live streams like i
value the time and privacy i have with my girl at these events that we come to a lot i think it
rubbed him the wrong way a little bit then he snapped on my brother and like people can say
that i'm a bad brother and all this shit, but I only have
so much tolerance for people who are
talking shit about Jake, including Bradley Martin
recently, who came out and said some shit about Jake.
Wait, what happened with Bradley?
I love Bradley!
So I texted J.D. and I was like,
hey, bro, I think you went a little too far with Jake.
Hopped on the phone. I was like, do you ever want to clear anything up?
And he apologized or whatever, because he was talking
about
his ex and all the deepest cuts you could go for with Jake.
He did in one live stream.
But this was a mutual ex, right?
No, it was Jake's.
It was Jake's.
It was like the controversy back then.
Anyways, anyways, I think both of those things, which I can say confidently, I was within reason.
I don't think either of those are like out of the ordinary kind of rubbed in the wrong way so when this dylan shit started
coming out and by the way that was the extent of my conversation with jadeon then when this
dylan shit started coming out jadeon stoking the fire with dylan fucking get back on twitter you're
the funniest guy ever and i'm so i'm in my head, I'm like, you worked with us, with Prime.
You've been on my podcast.
We're friends.
We have open dialogue.
I even gave you advice with some stuff in your career.
Because of these two things that I think were very reasonable, why are you completely flipping to someone who is an evil human?
Why are you completely flipping to someone who is an evil human, especially as a person who is as supposedly good-virtued as Gideon is?
He's a good guy.
Why choose Dylan fucking Dennis, an actual evil human?
Okay.
Why?
Did you ask him that?
I didn't ask him. I was in Manchester, and he's like, and I knew this was going to happen.
He was backstage.
He turked him.
He's like, hey, Logan, can we switch seats real quick?
He was, like, trolling me in person.
And I was, you know, I don't know, testosterone swine.
Like, I was at this press conference.
I just threw a cake of Dylan Dennis, his head at Dylan Dennis.
And I was just like, yo, you're Two-Face.
And he's like, yo, dude, what about you and KSI?
What about, won't be real with KSI?
And I didn't understand what he was saying.
And he says he doesn't need to be real with me because I'm not real, but I've only kept it real with Gideon.
I don't know the young man.
I think you guys need to connect.
Yeah, I do need to connect.
He's a good guy.
He's a good kid, bro.
He's a good guy, too.
So what happened?
Tell me what happened, bro.
I'm just saying, I asked him, and I'm asking you, and I'm hearing two different stories.
But it sounds like you told a different story.
I never called him a bitch until three days ago, ever.
He felt justified to respond in the way that he did.
That's insane to me.
Because even after I did that, he goes for the deepest cuts he can.
What's the deepest cut?
Just saying deep, deep.
Like, bro, I've done a lot i'm
roastable you know there's there's some things that you can you can say and some things that
you know like all right i'm going for his fucking jugular and he did that like what are you doing
going zero to a hundred you know and like it's he's he's he's a young creator. I think he's...
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I'm not even going to comment.
I have no business on trying to assume what's going on in his life.
God bless him.
We need to have a dinner together.
We need to have a no cameras, no nothing dinner together.
Did you enjoy the press conference?
I did. I really liked it.
Do you feel like it was productive
and pushed the fight in the right way?
Yeah, I do.
Why? I feel like it's productive and pushed the fight in the right way? Yeah, I do. I do. I do. Hold on one second.
Why? Why? Why? Why? I feel like you crossed the line. With the cake?
No. The cake? The things you said about
his mom. The cake?
So I'm just saying. Logan Paul,
the cake? He said some wild shit about your
shorty, but you said some wild shit
about his mom. What is this
bathtub thing? I'm just saying. Yo, you're wild.
You don't think that's crossing a line brother why do you think i said anything about
his mother okay but if you feel he crossed the line and now you're just meeting him at the line
so you want me equally as you want you want two wrongs don't make it right you want me to be a
good guy no i'm just saying what is the mom shit i called her a parachute i'm just saying what does that even mean if you cross the line not everything no what's a parachute
someone tell me doesn't matter what it means it's provocative it is provocative
i call her parakeet.
Parakeet?
Yeah, it's some word like that.
I blacked out.
I blacked out.
But what I was saying was like, bro, I have to be honest, that's wild for you to say that.
What?
That's wild for you to say that.
Do you understand you're in New York?
You say mother anything, that's a fight.
What about my fucking fiance?
Real talk, mob's kind of that's like
until his wife until his wife yeah mom is is there and then once his wife that's crazy yeah
but what if she really is a parachute what's a parachute can someone tell me what i'll tell you later, bro. A parachute is, that's skydiving. Right? I did skydiving.
Yeah, you pay $190 for a jump.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I feel like you guys are alluding to something else.
I'm saying.
Hold on one second.
What do you want from me?
You want me to be an angel?
No, but stop.
Stop with the cat.
Like, parachute, like, motherfuckers, that is like prostitution.
Al, what's a parachute?
It's what Logan's wearing on his legs right now, bro. Come on. Nah, nah, stop it. Nah, nah, like, motherfuckers, that is, like, prostitution. What's a parachute? It's what Logan's wearing on his legs right now, bro.
Come on.
Nah, nah, stop it.
Nah, nah, nah.
You insinuated his mom was a prostitute.
Insinuated?
You said it.
What's this parachute thing?
So, like, come on, bro.
You said that.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I didn't want to do that.
Nikki, I'm sorry.
I'm fucking sorry.
I swear to God I didn't want to do that. And you're right. Which you'm fucking sorry. I swear to God I didn't want to do that.
And you're right.
You did it.
You're right.
You're right.
I did do it.
And I did it because I was pushed to a line because my opponent crossed a line.
And I shouldn't have stooped to his level.
I shouldn't.
Nikki, I'm fucking sorry.
You raised a scumbag.
You did.
He's a bad person.
And he got me to a place where I didn't want to go.
What is this
hot tub talk?
Come on, bro. You never been in the tub, dude?
I've been in the tub.
I didn't even know what you were talking about with the hot tub.
Not with Nicky, bro.
God damn.
You ain't been in the tub with Nicky, bro.
I don't want to go there. You see, you're doing it. I ain't been in the tub with Nicky, bro. Hold on. Hold on. I don't want to go there.
You see, you doing it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bro, I don't want to.
You still doing it.
Don't show up to me.
I'm peeing.
I come back.
Y'all talking about paratroopers.
I haven't said one thing.
Y'all talking about paratroopers.
All right.
I don't know about paratroopers.
Yo, but first of all, I didn't even know what a paratrooper was until I came back.
Fuck.
I'm just saying, y'all crazy.
No, you gotta chill out. You gotta drink tequila.
He crossed the line. You crossed the line.
Okay, so at this point, anything goes
in my book. He can say whatever now.
If you said that about my mom,
it's anything goes at this point.
Okay, okay. So it's good that you
apologized. You can only talk about Alex's mom's breasts
tomorrow. That's the only thing.
Bro, yeah, chill out. Bro, we have an agreement on this podcast where everybody about Alex's mom's breasts. Chill out. That's the only thing.
We have an agreement on this podcast where everybody talks about their mom's breasts.
You know you have that.
Phenomenal breasts.
You can't be on the podcast
unless your mom got fat tits in her chest.
Unless your mom's chest is fat as fuck.
Unless your mom got some fat.
Unless your mom got some fat, you can't be on the podcast. You saw Alex's nipples? They look like that. It's fire, bro. That shit I'm a lion. Yo, I'm a lion. You got the thumb fats,
you can't be on the podcast.
You saw Alex's nipples,
they look like that.
It's fire, bro.
Yo!
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
Bro,
I'm just saying.
No,
that's the rules.
If you want to be on the podcast,
your mom got to have
the stupid da-da-da-da-da.
Bro,
so fucking get dealing
on here then.
I didn't say nothing.
I didn't say nothing.
This guy is crazy
See if anything goes now
Do you believe anything goes
Because you talked about some sort of
Hot tub situation
I didn't say nothing about hot tub
Bro don't do that
Bro don't do that bro
Son you pulling a Dylan right now
Don't do that
Because you did say some crazy shit
You're talking about
Paratroopers You're talking a Dylan right now. Don't do that. Because you did say some crazy shit. You're talking about storm troopers.
Wait, paratroopers.
You're talking about paratroopers.
What are you doing right now, bro?
I was cracking my neck.
Okay.
Adjusting the cap.
I didn't even want to do the joke, but you built it.
You created it.
You were adjusting the cap.
All right, Joe.
You were adjusting. Executive produced by Logan
That was crazy
I can't believe you think I took it too far
I can't believe you think I took it too far
I thought he did but then you took it to another level
And then you were like
Logan should have done that
That was crazy
That's crazy
A mom's bro
Son is mom and then everything else.
Wife, once you're married.
No, you can't talk about wives.
You can't talk about wives.
Then it's like, then wife and mom are right here.
We don't talk about wives, bro.
But anything less, mom is still top.
That's a level disrespect.
That was crazy.
So you know what I think should happen?
Honestly, at this point, I think Dylan should fucking do something about it.
Whoa.
I don't want any problems,
Nicky. Okay.
Yo!
You in New York right now. He might call
his people right now. I'm going to stand outside
for the next hour and give him my
exact location. Nah, not here.
And if he fucking pulls up,
then we'll see if Dylan's really about it.
Welcome to New York. And it's going to be this studio. Dylan's really about it. Welcome to New York.
And it's going to be this studio.
It's the greatest city.
Welcome to New York.
Welcome to Andrew Schultz's studio.
Okay, no, no, no, no.
Tell us, Swift, bro.
We Swifties in here, bro.
Oh, yeah.
I saw you left your concert.
Come on, man.
It was one of the greatest things ever, bro.
We were upset.
We couldn't go.
How'd you not pull up?
I just didn't.
I don't know.
You were in a hot tub?
No, no, no, no.
Now you're taking it away you're putting it in
whoa whoa whoa
that's fucked up
that's fucked up
you're putting it
in hot water right now
don't do that
are you trying to put me
in hot water bro
you're putting yourself
in a hot tub
you gotta stop that
I wish we had a hot tub
time machine right now
bro I wish we could go back
you gotta stop that
Mark
you gotta stop that too
I wish we could go back
you gotta stop that too
if I had a hot tub time,
you should not go back.
It's too much crazy shit.
Take away my hot tub comments.
Listen, listen.
There has to be more respect.
Both lines have been crossed.
So maybe me and Dylan,
maybe we make amends,
we call off the fight
and become buddies
and start a beverage company.
The greatest story told again.
How would you describe the intelligence of your audience?
That's an awesome question.
Like IQ range, where would they be?
Sure, sure.
If that's how you want to quantify intelligence.
I think our audience, this is what I think of our audience.
I think our audience would listen to like a Lex Friedman podcast
and be like, yeah, I get it.
There's problems in the world,
but why are you guys being so gay about it?
You kind of nailed it there.
Like, I genuinely think they would understand
a geopolitical argument between Israel, Palestine,
being like, okay, yap, yap, yeah, let's go.
Like, who cares?
But they would understand every single thing
that they're saying about it.
I think they're smart.
Yeah, of course.
That's why I came on this podcast.
Bro, we know, my boy, we know, my boy.
I wanted to be heard.
You're always heard.
No, by some people with brains.
Why? What are you trying to say, dude?
I feel like you're trying to say something about...
You better relax.
People are fucking stupid. But you're trying to say something about i think you could have relaxed people are fucking stupid but you're not what do you mean how could i be any more clear about that
do you think it impulsive the audience is done no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
my boy i'm trying to make i always look out for you bro it's crazy thanks thanks it's crazy
it's crazy it is crazy you do look out for me i do i It's crazy. Thanks, thanks. It's crazy. It's crazy. It is crazy. You do look out for me.
I do.
Thanks, Andrew, for real.
Yo, yo, you're welcome, bro.
No, no, no, I'm just saying I've lost faith in the collective intelligence of the human race.
I really have.
But you have an audience that you speak to.
You got hot pink titties that you dunk in a fucking hot tub.
Yeah, it's true.
Yo.
I'm shit to make me go dunk.
What's Tony?
Who's Tony?
Don't look at me
like I'm crazy when you said a thing.
No, because I'm not going to go there.
He's not stupid.
I'm not going to go there.
Don't let me down as a superstar.
I'm not going to go there.
I don't want to go there.
Who's Tony?
Who is Tony?
The tiger, bro.
Tony the tiger?
I ain't going there, bro.
Damn, you really listened to that press conference, huh?
Because when we were up there.
You really listened.
No, we couldn't really hear each other.
We couldn't really hear each other.
He'd say some shit.
He had some zingers, by the way.
He did.
He killed it.
He kind of bodied you.
Yeah, no.
He has a good comeback.
No, no, no.
He did his thing, bro.
Do you know why?
Do you know why?
Because you brought a PowerPoint or something like that.
I had a little stick and a pointer.
Baked goods. I don't know if baked goods is the move. No, the baked goods was like that? I had a little stick and a point. Baked goods.
I don't know if baked goods is the move, but I was cool.
No, the baked goods was the only thing I had.
Was it good?
That cake was the only thing I had.
Did it taste good?
Be honest.
It was delicious.
Fucking good-ass cake.
Now, you know what I made the mistake of doing?
Again, I keep referencing that face-to-face.
I said a lot, and I re-said some of it at the press conference.
So by the time we got there, he had stuff to say.
So you're saying you didn't keep anything in the tank?
You showed your hand. Some of it, yeah.
All of it.
Whoops.
Okay, so then what is the goal for now?
How do you guys keep this up? How many more months do you guys have
until this fucking play?
I think the bit is dying.
I think he's out of ammo.
Well, both of you, how do you keep up the hype?
I think you almost need to chill out for a second.
No, brother.
Two weeks out, ramp it up.
This is my job.
I am heating up.
I have not even gotten fucking started.
Is it bubbling?
There's a difference between a fucking Twitter troll.
He put the jets on.
I saw it.
Let's go, baby.
That's hilarious. Come on on for real seriously come on
it's my job bro
I'm a real life troll
you're spinning around
like you're in a whirlpool
or something like that
just fucking chill out
for one second
I'm giving him your address
dude
Dylan
listen Dylan
let me just tell you right now
Dylan we love you bro I don't think Joe Rogan fucks with me Dude! Dylan! Listen, Dylan, let me just tell you right now.
Dylan, we love you, bro.
I don't think Joe Rogan fucks with me.
That's not true.
I don't think he does.
That's not true.
Why do you say that?
Have you guys connected yet?
No.
Why don't you come to an alien dinner?
I'd love to.
Come to an alien dinner.
It's because he's capping about the test
Here's my thing
If he was on GH we would see it in the face
Elaborate
GH starts to puff you up
He also doesn't have gyno
You don't have the gyno
Like the little titties
You don't have them moms of the pods
Just them nipples If you were on the good stuff You don't have them moms of the pods.
Just them nipples.
Yeah, if you were on the good stuff, you'd have some titty.
But you don't have the GH face.
You know, Barry Bonds got the circle face once he started getting on the GH, et cetera.
You're lean.
You're lean.
But you really want to do Rogan, huh?
What do you mean?
I would love to do Rogan. Why don't you ask him?
How have you guys not connected?
I have.
That's what I'm saying.
And what happened?
He left me unseen twice.
Wait, you guys message each other?
You text him?
I messaged him.
I'm in the fucking dark depths of his DMs.
Just in the abyss.
Rogan's a bad man.
Something's off about this.
You know, I don't think it is.
That's what I'm saying.
I think there's something going on.
Because I have stories that I'm saving to tell Andra Rogan that I'm really excited about.
I mean, it's crazy that you guys haven't spoken yet.
No, we met in person, and he was very nice.
He's the man.
I can tell.
I love him.
But he don't love me.
I don't buy this.
I don't subscribe to this.
I'm mad that he's not giving us everything.
Oh, wait. You're saying you're saving stories from us, and you're giving it to Rogan? Look, I'll't subscribe to this. I'm mad that he's not giving us everything. Oh, wait. You're saying you're saving
stories from us and you're giving it to Rogan?
I'll give you a story.
Tell us a story.
I have it in my notes.
We need the good shit.
I want a fake one if it's better.
To talk about on Rogan.
Nah.
These are very Rogan-esque stories.
What does that mean?
Like they're real man's man stories.
Fuck you, son of a bitch.
I'm offended.
Well, tell him more gossip.
Tell him more drama.
They're not, but I'm offended.
This fucking piece of shit with your hot pink nips talking shit about being a man.
You don't think we're going to suck those in a second?
Come on, dude.
Take your shirt off, bitch.
See, y'all not helping us? Y'all not helping us.
Y'all not helping us right now.
He's talking about how he's saving a bad man's shit.
He's talking about sucking his nipples.
Damn it.
He said that.
Yeah.
I'm going for chocolate first.
Come on, bro.
You know where he started with that?
Strawberry?
Come on.
You would know.
Have you ever gotten close to being canceled?
What?
Is this a NELC interview?
Fuck, is that a shit question?
Are you serious?
That was a shit question?
Do you know how many times?
Yeah, yeah, but...
Dude, I almost got fucking cancelled,
but then I fucking sent it right back to the boys.
Fucking sent it right into the boys' face, dude.
Was it special?
No, what happened?
Some fucking Chinese's were upset about some shit?
Dude, do a bow one time.
Talk to that.
It was a good shit, dude.
Oh, yes!
Oh, shit. That was a big one.
What's happening right now?
Is that an Oppenheimer?
It's a little boy. That's crazy. What's happening right now? Is that an Oppenheimer? It's a little boy.
That's crazy.
What's happening right now?
Just got this.
And what is it?
Did you know?
What kind of fleshlight is that?
There's not.
Oh, that's dope for me.
Alex claims he has a nine and a half inch dick.
So stop it.
Is that true?
You do claim that.
No, we're not beeping it.
Stop.
Chill.
He said he got a nine and a half inch dick, dude. How am I going to keep them off me after they know that? That's true. You got to chill with that. Is that true? You do claim that. No, we're not beaming it. Stop. Chill. He said he got a nine and a half. Come on.
How am I going to keep them off me after they know that?
That's true.
You got to chill with that.
That's true.
He doesn't want to, bro, because his past flings are in the chat.
And they're going to start talking?
Yeah.
He's saying the same cat.
But, yo, you could tell them, be like, yeah, you didn't get me the nine and a half.
Claim it on them.
You didn't get me gaslight.
Gaslight.
What's that about? Gaslight. What's that about? I had it in my suitcase
for something
this is prime energy
a 17
I gotta get these stats right
I can get sued
what is it
that's a 16x prime energy
that's 16
I'm hitting the back of that.
This has the same amount of calories?
I'm about to put some more calories.
That's a 12-ounce Red Bull.
Bro, right now this shit says zero grams of protein.
Let me tell you something.
That big a prime is the same amount as Red Bull?
Calories is one 12-ounce Red Bull.
There's no way.
Yeah, it's a scale model.
Yeah, we're better for you, bro.
Wow.
160 calories in a prime energy this big.
Zero sugar.
When are you guys going to do an F1?
We thought about it across our plate.
Yeah, why not?
I mean, that's the vibe.
That's cool.
Yeah, it's cool.
If you take out Red Bull, it's over.
There's some cool teams out there.
Some cool teams out there.
Yeah, we got some good stuff on our plate, bro.
But you're not going to do that?
Sorry.
Sorry.
I didn't mean to.
Get this fucking shit out of here. I was trying to drink it right now. Sorry. It's not the N8, bro. But you're not going to do that? Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to... Get this fucking shit out of here.
I was trying to drink it right now.
It's not the end of it, bro.
The fuck?
I want some bullshit, bro.
You're not even excited
for KSI and Tommy at all?
No.
Dog, come on.
The Furies are the best fighters
in the world.
I'm the king of the world.
I want to see John Fury
fight type two diabetes.
I want to see that fight.
Shout out to John Fury.
I love you, bro.
You got tickets to the Manchester show.
I got you.
Pull up in the Winnebago, whatever y'all need.
We're going to provide parking.
Come on, man.
We love the Furies.
You know I've said that Tyson Fury is the greatest boxer in history.
I think so. Yeah, he's amazing. I genuinely mean that. Fury is the greatest boxer in history. I think so.
Yeah, he's amazing.
I genuinely mean that.
He's amazing.
That's gypsy royalty right there.
But no, Tommy KSI right now is not doing it for me because right now they're bickering over weight.
And it's like, I don't need y'all to bicker over weight.
I need y'all to bicker over who's going to win.
Like, I need the fight to be serious.
Teach him a little something.
I don't know shit.
Does JJ even care about beating Tommy? He just wants to get under Jake's skin. So I feel like he's just trying to. No, he him a little something. I don't know shit. Does JJ even care
about beating Tommy?
He just wants to get
under Jake's skin.
So I feel like he's just trying to...
No, he cares.
He cares.
He wants to fight Tommy?
Do they have beef at all?
Yeah, they do have beef.
And JJ works so hard.
No, no.
That motherfucker works.
I've never seen him.
I got twice a day,
six times a week.
Tons of respect for that guy.
If I did that,
I'd crash in two weeks.
He's insane.
And that fight means more because... It actually does. If KSI loses, I'd crash in two weeks. He's insane.
And that fight means more.
It actually does.
If KSI loses, he's done.
He's done it what?
He's done a million different things. What do you mean?
No, no.
If he wins.
But I mean, the fight we want to see is KSI and Jake.
But if he loses to Tommy, then it's like.
But since they both lost to Tommy, that still has a lot of meat on the bone.
You're right.
Yeah, a little bit.
And his mic is on.
Oh, fuck.
You're good. You're good. Thank you, little bit. And his mic is on. Oh, fuck. You're good.
You're good.
Thank you, Bill.
No, no, no.
That one.
On this one?
No, you're good.
No, no, no.
Just the mic on your chest.
Just want to make sure it's pointed out.
I'm telling you, it's those pecs, bro.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh, shit.
They're trying to tell you shit.
Amber alert.
Amber alert for sure.
I got to get the fuck out of here, boys.
Do your sign off.
Okay.
No, don't take that.
Listen, can I also joke around?
All right.
Okay.
Can I also joke around?
Nah, but he—
Listen, listen.
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So let him win, bro.
What do you mean?
I'm doing a plug. Back up. Are you really doing a plug? Download Better, Jake Paul's sporting app. Let him win, bro. What do you mean? I'm doing a plug.
Back up.
Are you really doing a plug?
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You suck, bro.
This is being a bad brother, bro.
I know.
What are you talking about?
Dude, I just tripped that shit.
That's fucking number one in the app store.
He's making the same face when Jake beat Nate.
We can't even say that because we got to come back.
Make a better bet.
Doing better, like,
do a better ad.
No, yo,
let me say it. You looked really disappointed
when Jake beat Nate.
So you did.
You did, bro.
You did, bro.
Yo,
let me tell you something.
Take your shirt off.
Let me tell you something.
Take your shirt off.
Talk about it.
Take your shirt off.
Take your shirt off.
Nah, we won't be able to hear it.
Oh, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Hold on. Let me fucking say something. There we go. You's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. Hold on.
Let me fucking say something, bro.
There we go.
You got the mic.
Y'all always taking me out of context.
There we go.
There we go.
Guess what I did that night that I went to Jake's fight?
I wrestled in front of 50,000 fucking people.
I was exhausted.
I was in pain.
I drove.
No.
I drove a plane three hours.
Let's go. Across the country to make it to my brother's fight.
I show up by the time I'm there.
I've had a day.
I'm exhausted.
He's a Greek goddess.
I'm fucked.
God damn.
I'm cooked.
I'm cooked.
It was 10 rounds.
It was 10 rounds.
We knew Jake was going to win.
Take your pants off.
Take your pants off.
It's all to me.
I'm Bobby Lee in this motherfucking shit, bro. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Grab that. I'm just saying
I'm just saying
I'm just saying bro