Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Logan Paul Roasts Mayweather & Toasts KSI
Episode Date: June 14, 2022Akaash is on vacation, so Logan Paul stopped by the studio with Prime in hand to get Schulz high AGAIN. Let's Get Paranoid. TIME CODES 00:00 - LOGAN ROASTS 05:00 - Fight with Mayweather 11:35 - Beef ...with Dillon Danis 23:48 - Logan’s Greatest Hook up? 29:51 - Logan Paul running for President? 47:42 - Logan on Liam Payne Interview 56:18 - Logan Roasts Schulz 1:05:19 - The boys light it up: UF0’s and fIat earth 1:17:37 - CHAOS 1:24:41 - Logan Reacts to “It’s every day bro” 1:32:35 - How Logan & Jake Paul Squashed Their beef 1:44:23 - Logan Paul on crypto 1:47:20 - Logan Paul On Joe Rogan 1:57:46 - Goals after fighting Mayweather 2:07:20 - Mike Horn is the ultimate SURVIVALIST 2:14:16 - Manager Jeff CALLS IN 2:25:00 - Logan Paul Nerds on Pokemon Cards 2:28:45 - LOVE ON THE SPECTRUM! 2:37:10 - Logan Paul: KSI Saved My Career 2:51:45 - Tim Robinson: I think you should leave 3:01:07 - Landing The plane: Russell Brand & Crazy Theories
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What's up, everyone? I bet you're thinking, what's Johnny from Cobra Kai doing opening
Flagrant? Well, I'm not Johnny. I'm Logan Paul, the real Maverick, the crown prick of Pokemon
and the most hated man in wrestling. The only Paul that gets dragged more is Rue. Akash got a new
chair, so Schultz is out grabbing him a booster, which is something Mark and Alex still refuse to
get. So let's get into it. Floyd Mayweather, you punch drunk idiot. Read my lips. Oh wait,
you can't. Where's my money, bitch? Floyd never paid me for our fight. Who am I, the IRS? You
can't dodge taxes like you do punches, dummy. Floyd, how can you call yourself the GOAT? You
couldn't even finish me. What am I, high school? Your punches are softer than the pillow Conor
McGregor makes Dylan bite. That's right. You're up next, Dylan Danis. Question. What the fuck is up with your face,
man? You look like a diabetic Count Chocula. You haven't fought in three years. Okay,
there are puppies in Sarah McLachlan commercials with more cage time than you.
In the arms of an angel. A perfect description of Dylan getting choked out by that bouncer.
And you know Dylan's also a bouncer.
On Conor McGregor's dick.
Anyways, it's time to start the show.
Let's give it up for the boys.
Hey!
My man.
What's up, bro?
Yo, you killed that shit.
Yeah, you sure?
Well done.
What's up, everybody?
You already know who we're here with.
Logan Paul is in the motherfucking building.
Thank you so much for coming through, my man.
How much did Floyd Mayweather own you?
Oh, yeah.
Own.
How much did he own you?
How much?
Can you tell us how much?
Starting off strong, huh?
Yeah.
Millions.
Like over five?
No, I don't think so.
Over two? Probably just under five.
Over two.
Wow.
Whoa.
Like, enough for me to, like, pay me my fucking money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, how can he do that?
I don't understand.
Like, it's not held in escrow or some shit?
Okay, all right.
Floyd Mayweather has been boxing forever.
He knows how to allocate money really conveniently to make it look like it's an expense.
He knows how to do under-the-table deals, cash deals, using my name and likeness without telling me he's using my name and likeness.
He's actually being sued for it.
There's a lawsuit actually in this state, New York, happening right now.
He's being sued for he took, I think,
$10 million cash under the table,
or something with like ticketing or something.
Oh, I heard about it.
He sold the rights.
He sold.
To like Qatar or some shit like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's my fucking cut?
Because you're getting a percentage.
You used me.
Yeah.
And so to finish what I was saying is.
Are you his slave?
Is that like. That's what this was saying is... Are you his slave? That's what this was.
Reparation!
Yeah!
He's just got him!
He's just got him!
Okay.
If you're telling me to chalk it up, I'll do it.
He's just like, my black guy said it.
Nah, look at him.
Whatever you say.
He thought about the presidency real quick.
He thinks he can do what he wants.
Because, you know, I'm new to the boxing game.
Nah, we'll see you in court, bucko.
But that's the fucked up thing is you could end up spending $2 million in court, $4 million in court, and then
I guess maybe he would still have to pay the dues.
That is the fucked up thing.
I don't know, dude.
How many lawsuits can pile up regarding one event
before you have to make amends?
Mine will be the second for the same event.
Floyd Money Mabler ain't got no money, dude.
Is he?
Is that true?
Yeah, yeah.
Is he broke?
Yeah, dude.
No.
He's not broke.
But he's on his way.
If he doesn't continue
doing these bullshit
exhibition fights.
You seen the one he just did?
Yeah.
He fought his training partner.
He was in the Middle East.
Yeah.
He fought this guy
by the name of Don Moore,
I think.
Yeah.
And he beat him up.
He knocked him down.
He beat him up.
It went eight rounds, but I don't know, man.
The whole Floyd thing was weird.
Like, on paper, that fight never should have happened, and it did.
Yeah. And then I lasted eight rounds and, like, pieced him up a little bit.
He's on my highlight reel.
Floyd Mayweather's on my highlight reel.
Okay, I'm not going to go pieced him up, but I am going to say you hit him with one overhand right that hurt him.
That's on my highlight reel.
It hurt him.
And that's all you need.
That's all you need.
Because there's no decision.
No, that's the way it is.
It was up to him.
He said there's no decision in the fight, right?
He's like, it's not going to the cards.
He guaranteed the viewers that there would be a knockout on June 6th.
Not only was there not a knockout, but I popped his eardrum.
That's the one in my highlight reel.
Oh, did you actually pop his eardrum?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like you went to a hospital or something?
Yeah.
I don't know if he went to the hospital,
but 100% fact,
popped his eardrum.
One person on his team.
Al doesn't want to believe it.
Nah.
Al doesn't want to believe it.
Al doesn't want to believe it.
It went from you pieced him up
to, yeah, I caught one good shot.
No, no.
It's like 100% fact.
I hit his earlobe.. I hit his earlobe.
I did touch his earlobe.
This is the guy who can't be hit, right?
This is the ghost. This is the greatest fighter of all time.
A YouTuber has no business actually making... You should have never hit him.
Real contact.
You shouldn't have touched him.
Not even close.
I won rounds. Not won.
Nah, nah, nah.
Yo, stop.
I got to give it up for debate.
Nah, nah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hold on.
I got to give it up to your brother because Jake, yo, Jake is a solid-ass dude.
Nah, nah, nah.
Immediately after the fight, the camera's right on him.
He goes, eight rounds to nothing.
Logan, you just beat the greatest fighter of all time. I need that for my pro.
No, I felt he was being a little delusional.
Yeah.
But, like, dog, at least I won three rounds.
Fact.
Come on.
Come on.
I mean, I love the confidence.
No, you love the way they won.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You won three rounds?
Say what?
No, you didn't win three rounds. You didn Say what? No, you didn't win three rounds.
You didn't win three rounds.
You didn't win three rounds.
Listen.
But you won America's heart.
We were watching that fight.
No, you were not.
You don't think that I ordered that fight?
Bro, I want...
I'm texting my boys like,
oh, Floyd's just warming them up.
1,000%.
I put money that I won at least three rounds.
Yo, Beth, look. I can't believe it.
I love the comments.
I love the comments.
I love the comments.
I was like, give it to me.
You're not team Floyd.
Yo, we're not team Floyd.
Floyd was my goat, bro.
I'm going to be honest with you.
And he DM'd me once, right?
And he was like, listen, thank you for the nice things that you said about me.
Because he listened to a Rogan episode, and he didn't get to the part where I started
making fun of his hair
and shit like that.
And then I responded and then like nothing.
So immediately after that I was like, okay, he's like
a little sensitive. I still hadn't thought
you had no fucking chance.
And you
didn't beat him. Wait, wait, let me ask you
this. Yeah, yeah.
I want to ask you.
I give you one round Yeah, yeah. I want to ask you. Because he's black.
I give you one round. Which one? I forgot which
one. Oh, first round, you beat him.
Without a doubt. It was in the beginning.
You think he won every other round? Yeah.
You're fucking delusional.
You are delusional.
There's two people who are delusional here, bro.
There you go. Drink up.
Bro, you think he won seven rounds?
I didn't say seven.
I didn't say seven.
Then how many?
I think...
I gave him nine.
I gave him one more.
Then the fight was there. He did win one more.
Because he won the arbitration, right?
I got to run it back.
I got to run it back. I gotta run it back.
Yo, low key.
The fact that you touched him
is enough reason to not fight back.
No, but now I'm dissatisfied.
You've upset me.
Don't fight me back.
You asked for low vision, personally.
I was like, yo, I can take you.
I was like, oh, shit, I...
You got it big, bro. My record would say that, yeah, I can take you. I was like, oh, shit, I... You got it big, bro.
My record would say that, yeah, you can't take me.
I have no words.
But we should see.
We could see, though, right?
We could try it out.
Do we have gloves?
Yo, it's Jew teeth around the corner.
We ain't doing that.
Yo, what if he can't believe he can fight any white guy?
Oh, I could.
He thinks he can fuck up legit any white guy.
Oh, you let me train for a couple months? Okay, wait. Hold on a second. legit any white guy. You let me train for a couple months?
Okay, wait. Hold on a second.
You let me train for a couple months?
He does feel this way. And he's dressed like that.
He still believes he can fuck up
any white guy.
I didn't say a single thing.
He ran that back.
I didn't say a single fucking thing.
It was him that he took a shot.
I was going to say you look like Black Willy Wonka,
but you don't.
Come to my shelter,
Fackler.
You're the reason he wants
to fight white people.
I might be the reason why he thinks he could beat him up, too.
Oh, man. I might be the reason why he thinks he can beat them up too. So Al thinks he can beat up white people,
but Logan's kind of big when you meet him in person.
Yeah, he is.
People say that.
I get this feedback.
I get this feedback.
But I'm still a pussy, make no mistake.
Oh, I am too.
Hold on.
What do you mean by you're still a pussy?
Because you'll get in there and you'll swing
No, it's sarcastic
Okay
No, I wouldn't
Stupid
I think you'll fight people, bro
Yeah
But I do think that you're more confident in the ring
Than in the streets
Oh, I'm too smart for street fights
That's the thing, like
The ring lends itself to your strengths.
I will not get in a street fight.
There we go.
Dude, I am simply too smart for street fights.
Because you have too much to lose.
Way too much to lose.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude, anything can happen, especially nowadays.
Yeah.
Who knows what people have on them, man? I will gladly take any
human being,
mano-a-mano,
hands and feet.
And feet? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine.
We probably wrestled. We can go anywhere.
We can do whatever. But knives,
guns, homies,
bricks, bottles, I just
won't do street fights. Did you street fight back in the day?
Never. Not once. I've never been in a street fight.
Oh, wow.
I got in one fight in sixth grade.
I threw a chair at a kid.
Did you win, though?
I did win.
Oh, hell yeah.
I'm a fucking bitch.
That's WWE shit.
Give me a shit.
Well, that was the pivot, dude.
That was the pivot.
That's why you threw it
through a table.
Yes, exactly.
Thumb tacks off the fucking table.
That's why.
Yes.
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah, bro.
I'm much better at the
WWE slamming the chairs and tables and shit. No, it's good. No, bro. I'm much better at the WWE slamming chairs and tables.
No, it's good.
No street fights.
You?
Yeah.
Really?
Seven and four.
Seven and four.
Street fights are tough.
Yeah, yeah.
You got 11?
I grew up a little rough.
Holy shit.
Where?
Far up.
Queens.
You won't know.
Yeah.
Play it, play it, play it.
Ah.
Yeah.
Does Jay-Z live there?
Nope.
All right.
Nah, dude.
You've never been in a street fight.
No.
Maybe.
No shot.
Maybe.
I don't know.
What about Dylan?
What the fuck is maybe?
It's a yes or no question.
I might have been in a street fight before.
So what?
That sounds like a pending lawsuit.
That's what it is.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's in litigation.
What about Dylan? Would you get in litigation. What about Dylan Dennis?
Would you get in a street fight with Dylan Dennis?
Oh, I just won't get in a street fight.
You know what, maybe.
Well, the street is where he's most dangerous.
Like the jujitsu shit, you got to legit worry about.
Who, Dylan?
Dylan, 100%.
I agree.
He's one of the best jujitsu guys in the world.
Actually, here in New York one time, because Dylan, yeah. 100%. I agree. I agree. He's one of the best jujitsu guys in the world. Actually, here in New York
one time,
because, you know,
Dylan, me and Jake
have been all, like,
kind of beefing for some time.
Yeah.
We were at a party.
This was when Dylan
was on crutches,
and one of his boys
pulled a gun on Mike.
What?
In a lab?
Legit.
You snitching, bro.
No, this is good. This is good. Keep going. Keep going. This is great. Yeah, legit. You snitch it, bro. No, this is good.
This is good.
Keep going.
This is great.
Now, did you immediately think it had anything to do with, like, Jake,
or you thought it was, like, a past drug debt or something like that?
No.
Because you never know.
We're close to Connecticut, you know what I mean?
Mike had a wild hat, bro.
Mike is fuming right now.
Can you?
Mike, we need to get you your hand surgeon.
You need to get Mike for his foot.
For his fucking bum-ass ankle.
He has one of the ugliest feet I've ever seen in my entire life.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, it is a crazy looking foot.
Where have you...
In Miami.
He came with his fucking feet out.
And he notices everyone's feet.
I look at feet.
I like feet.
Dude, you know what's not so cool of me?
What is that?
I was sitting next to a girl on the plane today,
and she took her feet out and curled up on the seat.
You massaged them for her?
No, I didn't massage them,
but definitely I was looking at her feet for a second.
That's not bad at all.
I felt weird, man.
It is weird.
You're right to feel that and feel that feeling.
She took out the feet. She busted them out.
She looked so comfortable
and like, I
have flat feet. This is why feet intrigue me.
My feet are flat as a board.
Not as bad as Mike's. Mike's are bad. Mike's go the opposite.
It's like a hoka. We call them paddles.
Paddles!
He's a scheduled shaper?
He's a scheduled shaper. 100%. Mike is convex.
No, she had a good arch, dude.
So I'll look at an arch
and like I envy.
Yo, fam, just say you like feet.
You both are feet people.
So welcome to the club.
It's all good.
So this is what I was questioning.
Because I don't think,
I'm not like a foot guy.
No, you don't fuck them.
Do you like a girl's eyes? Like a girl has a pretty eyes, right? I like a foot guy. No, you don't fuck them. No, you are though. Do you like a girl's eyes?
Like a girl has a pretty eyes, right?
I love a good set of eyes.
You don't want to fuck a girl's eyes,
but you appreciate them.
So you appreciate feet.
It's okay.
That's the metric, huh?
Exactly.
If I don't want to fuck it,
I can stare at it.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I just appreciate that part of a woman's body.
You don't like feet, Al?
No, I don't give a fuck.
You could really give a fuck?
I don't care.
I mean, don't have dragon glass. Yeah. Don't have a Mike Maybach's going on. I don't want them to look like feet, Al? No, I don't give a fuck. You could really give a fuck? I don't care. I mean, don't have dragonglass.
Yeah.
Don't have a Mike Maylark's going on.
I don't want them to look like yours, but as long as they're decent, then I'm cool with that.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
You know, I actually, Logan has a very attractive ex, and I noticed one of her toes was much longer than their first toe.
Oh, yeah.
I was messaging you.
That one?
Yeah.
And that, to me, she's beautiful. She's a beautiful girl. And that, to me, she's beautiful.
She's a beautiful girl.
But that, to me, is...
Okay, so I'll ask again.
Where did you see her feet?
I mean, I'm always going to see.
Like, if it's on Instagram, it's getting zoomed.
Like, this?
I'm hitting that, bro.
You can see him scroll.
If he scrolls, he sees a hot girl.
And it's that.
Look at this.
That.
We're going right to the feet.
Second toe, way longer.
Way longer.
And she gets pedicures.
No point if that second toe is longer.
Girls, you know what I mean?
You were the couple you know.
It starts with staring at the airplane.
I'm telling you, once you realize this about yourself, you just can't go back.
And then you see girls like that who are absolutely beautiful and I'm sure very talented.
But Oscar Pistorius, bro.
Chop it off.
He knows the medical conditions.
Oh, my God. Dude, yeah. That's knows the medical Condition Yeah You gotta do it
Oh my god
Dude
Yeah that's
My dad
My pops
That's not the medical condition
That's the South African runner
That didn't have
I thought you were gonna let us slide on that
Yeah
We know that
Hold on
Say it again
The South African runner
Who didn't have feet
The name
Oscar Pistorius
Damn dude
I definitely thought you said
Like a medical
Are you a doctor
Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah like a medical. Are you a doctor? Yeah,
I suck.
Yeah,
I suck.
Yeah,
I suck.
And we're,
we're facing shit
because we like you.
Yeah,
y'all went long.
Y'all went long.
Y'all went,
yes,
You wouldn't let him have
two rounds from Mayweather.
You wouldn't let him have
two rounds from Mayweather
and let him
invent a fucking foot.
I can't,
I can't.
Say it one more time.
Oscar, you don't remember the guy who had the spatula
that was in the Olympics?
Obviously not, Andrew.
I thought it was a medical condition.
Hold on.
Bring up Oscar Pistorius.
You know the guy.
He had no feet.
He had the spatulas.
They call them lame runs.
He ran in the Olympics.
You don't remember this?
Son, this guy doesn't know who Swaggy P is, bro.
This guy.
Hold on a second.
And then he ended up killing his wife.
Ooh.
Unrelated to the foot thing.
Yeah.
It's worth noting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why did he kill his wife?
Oh, that's tough.
Because she had bad feet?
Nope.
Say the real reason, bro.
Say the real reason.
No, because she had feet.
She had feet.
It was just magic.
No, she was making jokes about him.
No, I can't.
He did.
What did she say?
You didn't hear?
He's like, get them chicken tenders off my legs.
He said something like that.
They were watching a movie, and then he had the chicken tenders on her.
Bro.
Logan, this is the story.
I heard this on the streets, bro.
You can still leave if you want.
I heard this on the streets. He. You can still leave if you want. I heard this on the streets.
He says I won two rounds against him.
All he wants is two rounds.
All he needs is two rounds.
You started with three.
Now with the goatee.
That's like fucking Pawn Stars over here.
I'll give you one in a pot.
I have to re-watch it now. Yeah, you do. I'll give you one in a pot. Fuck. Fuck. I'm going to,
I have to re-watch it now.
Yeah, you do.
Like, I'm going to be like,
yo.
Fuck that.
Nah, Jake's the fucking goat
for that shit, bro.
You beat Floyd Mayweather
immediately after.
Did you see the greatest thing
I ever seen?
Even you didn't believe it.
You were like,
no, I didn't.
Yeah.
No, no.
That's the moment.
That's the moment. That's the moment.'t like you are so excited you survived and he says to watch it
and like took away from you excited did you see the video someone dubbed over jake cheering at
the end what is it jake oh my god if you haven't seen it, people have seen this video.
Jake was getting so excited.
It was the end of the fight,
and he's screaming,
30 seconds, you know,
30 seconds for the rest of your life.
Because, you know,
you survived Floyd Mayweather.
A big deal.
Feet.
Yes.
What is that?
Feet.
F-E-A-T.
Oh, shit.
It's a feet.
Put that away.
Put that away.
Before you get a little bricky. Someone dubbed it over It's a feat. Put that away. Put that away. Before I get a little bricky.
Someone dubbed it over
like with a squeaky ass voice.
We're so easy to clown, dude.
We're so easy.
Is it this one?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
30 seconds.
Let it fucking go.
30 seconds.
30 seconds for the rest of your fucking life.
15 seconds. 30 seconds for the rest of your fucking life go away 30 seconds for the rest of your life
10 seconds
cut your fucking
cut your fucking cut your fucking 10 seconds Okay God you fucking Come in God
God you fucking
Come in
That's hilarious
We get flamed
We get toasted
So does Floyd not hit hard?
Really?
Was that the biggest surprise?
No
The biggest surprise
Was how slow he was
Whoa
Yeah
Yeah Dude yeah In the first round He threw a couple punches That I saw The biggest surprise was how slow he was. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, dude.
Yeah, in the first round, he threw a couple punches that I saw.
And when I saw them and moved, I went, oh, fuck.
He's not going to knock me out.
No way.
No.
No, and he has, like, you know, he's been boxing forever.
He's got fucked up fists.
Like, he's not known for hitting hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, he hit Jake when Jake took his hat.
Yeah.
He was the one that got Jake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it wasn't captured on any camera somehow.
He's nice with it, bro. Not a single camera.
He wasn't slow that time.
He wasn't slow.
Jake was like, someone hit me.
It was a good shot.
I saw when you landed, and I think the fight kind of changed a little bit
after that because he was starting to take
some chances because he's got to take some chances
to get in on you you're a bigger guy
and then you hit him with that overhand right
and I saw like
his confidence change
he's like I can't just hop in there
and exchange with him
I'm like okay I'm a much bigger guy.
I was 30 pounds heavier when I fought him than him when I fought him.
So, like, you know, as good as you are, eventually me leaning on him and, like, continuing to use my length, right?
He went back to his corner one time, and he said it's hard to hit him with a jab.
And I remember just being amazed that Floyd Mayweather was saying that I was hard to hit with a jab. Oh, you could hear him in his corner one time and he said, it's hard to hit him with a jab. And I remember just being amazed
that Floyd Mayweather was saying
that I was hard to hit with a jab.
Oh, you could hear him in his corner?
Afterwards.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just, it's crazy, bro.
It never should have happened,
but it happens.
Do you know,
I think you got that fight
because Mayweather confused you two?
I really think
Jay beat up Nate
and he thought
you were Jake.
I swear to God.
And Floyd was getting
retribution.
Al is admitting something
right now that a lot of
black people don't admit
which is all white people
look the same
and are the same.
I'm telling you,
I've been racist.
He's being racist.
It's fine.
But you can talk about
his clothing if you want
because that's often
what we do on this show.
And you can just make fun of him.
But that didn't crush your mind at all?
Is this question bad?
No, it didn't crush your mind at all.
I really think you confused me.
Okay, the only reason why I think that's absurd,
and maybe you're right,
but the logical part of my brain says
that is so fucking stupid.
Yeah, but he has no idea
what's going on in your world.
He's never heard of either one of you two.
You're right.
So it's like,
we,
the black community,
only heard about you guys
from Jake fucking up Nate Robinson.
I think...
And I think he's like,
oh, I'm going to get this win back for him.
Okay, okay, okay.
But do you believe...
What's worse?
What's worse?
Okay, yeah.
You have a brother?
No. Siblings? Older sister. All right, fuck you, okay. But do you believe... What's worse? What's worse? Okay, yeah. You have a brother? No.
Siblings?
Older sister.
All right, fuck you, bro.
I got a brother.
I got a brother.
So, like, it's bad
to go into battle
and lose yourself,
but when your brother
goes into battle and loses
and you watch it happen,
that's almost even worse.
So maybe...
Because you can't
do anything about it.
Exactly.
So, like, maybe Floyd,
his retribution,
was beating up the older brother, right?
Or that was his intent, right?
It's still a get back.
It's still a fucking get back.
Make no mistake.
But don't do that shit where he goes, like, our community, we don't know anything about, like, he'll do that.
He says that shit all the time.
But he does it all the time.
But you do it, but then you also, you dress like a Powerpuff Girls.
So you know about things.
This guy's a fucking Riddler over here coming up with all these fucking riddles. I got it. the Powerpuff Girls. So you know about things.
This is that fucking Riddler over here coming up with all these fucking riddles.
I got it.
I tried, I tried, I tried.
I tried.
No, I tried.
No, no, no.
I tried.
I'm not done with this.
I like how you try to bail yourself out after.
Fucking Riddler coming up with all these things.
If I keep talking, people will forget that I'm on.
Dan, it would suck
to be on a comedian's co-host.
You know how tough I have.
Three comedians,
I got to fucking go get.
That's tricky.
Yeah, but he's also an asshole
and he makes fun of everybody.
He goes really hard.
He's the worst of all of us.
He's a mean person.
No, I'm not.
Now, Logan,
is it public knowledge
that you're in a relationship?
Or is that private?
Mark it.
Mark it.
Cut it.
Okay.
I don't know these things.
Logan, I don't know these things.
He's ruined like three of my relationships.
Who knows? Three? Yeah. Oh, we can't. I don't know these things. He's ruined like three of my relationships. Who knows?
Three?
Yeah.
Oh, we can't.
We got to stop.
This one I think has real problems.
No, no.
We'll cut it.
You don't have to cut it.
I don't want to dive in just yet.
Okay.
We're not going to dive in.
Did I ruin your show?
Not at all.
We'll talk about past relationships.
So I was looking at your resume.
Your resume is very impressive.
Starting five?
I mean, no, no.
Your starting five is very impressive.
I mean this objectively.
Like, who smokes the yogurt thrower the best?
Sorry. who smokes the yogurt thrower the best objectively but just out of like a pure talent and skill
did you have sugar before this
I'm like Brad I don't know what's going on
yo drink prime
two grams
this is who drank Prime the best?
Like, who is this?
Plug it.
Listen, Mr. President.
Mr. President.
Mr. President.
He's good.
Mr. President.
Objectively, who had the God-given talent for, you know,
Yeah.
Sucking the... Yeah. Yeah.
What are you doing?
Is there one person?
Is there one person? You know, some...
Just objectively.
Objectively.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Who could Mayweather
not go eight rounds?
You know?
Like, who is? For real. Right. Yeah. You you know some are some are
they stand out say what they some some stand out right um i'm not sure i can say though you know
i've been what was the question well there was one there was one
I'm not going to say this
beautiful talented
entrepreneurial
young lady's name
okay the problem I have
with what's going on
you keep throwing around
the word talented
that's a talent bro
that's a talent
taking Schmeckle
to the face bro
that's a talent
I'm not that talented
that is a talent
I'm saying
some of them
are designed
by God with a mouth that is better for token yogurt.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
I totally—I feel what you're saying.
Exactly.
I get you.
You get—like, you have a lot of skills that are God-given, bro.
Like, yeah, you work hard.
Can't suck dick, though.
We don't know that, bro.
As far as I know.
We don't know that.
As far as I know.
Do you know what I mean?
We don't know that. If you've never done pottery, how We don't know that. As far as I know. Do you know what I mean? We don't know that.
If you've never done pottery, how do you know if you're good at pottery?
You're right.
What I'm trying to say is, their girls have been talked about you.
I saw a clip of a girl talking about you bussing quick.
It happens.
Right, though?
It happens.
It happens when the throat is crazy.
You know what happens?
What is it?
This is bad.
Go.
When I don't give a fuck.
Whoa!
Bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam!
Bam, bam, bam!
What is that?
Make that DJ noise.
Stop drinking.
What is that?
I have one sip.
It's the prime.
It's the prime.
The prime.
The prime does bring something out of you.
Let me explain.
Okay, please, please.
When I care about a girl, like I really care,
it's important to me that the pleasure is reciprocated and everlasting.
Oh, you go down there?
Everlasting.
I'll do whatever.
Do you like eating box a lot?
The right box, yeah.
The right box.
It's very important that she can go south quick.
Yeah.
Well, what's the criteria?
I mean, that's the criteria?
I mean, that's tricky.
Just love?
For... What's the criteria for a good box?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love, baby.
It's just love, baby.
No, there's a lot.
There's a lot.
There's a lot of things that can go wrong.
Yeah.
Smells or...
I mean, that's...
You know, keep going.
Taste it.
Oh, everything.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, what are you acting like taste it all everything really yeah I mean
well you actually
you don't know this
I don't know this
I don't know anything dude
I'm fucking Larry David
you don't go down
say what
you don't go down
no of course I go down
then what are you talking about
not in my wife
no but of course, bro.
I'm out here going down.
I dress like Hillary Clinton.
You don't think I eat pussy, bro?
Come on, dude.
Come on out.
Come on out.
Come on out.
Let's go.
But yeah, of course, of course I do that shit, you know, when I was in my 20s or whatever.
But now, as an adult, you know.
You got respect for the ladies.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got respect.
Yeah, there's a difference.
You got so much respect.
He won't even go down on them.
No, no.
I believe in going down.
I do believe that.
You should.
100%.
You should.
I also believe that there are some girls that just have a fucking gift, man.
At going down.
At going down.
At oral sex. At oral down. At WorldSex.
At WorldSex.
1,000 fucking percent.
What makes that?
I literally don't know
what it is.
Because sometimes
they'll be looking like
they're doing the same thing
that the other girl does,
but it doesn't
have the same effect.
Can I tell you
what I think it is?
Okay.
I think it's
an innate enthusiasm
to please.
It's the love for the game, bro.
To please.
And that's hot.
I think if a girl
is enthusiastic
about making
whatever man she's with
happy,
game changer.
If you like what you're doing,
you'll never work
a day in your life.
That's the truth.
That's a famous quote.
Mark Twain said that.
We got to do
a compilation
of when Mark
had us again.
Mark says to watch it
and Rogan gave him a pound
and you can see Mark going,
clip it, clip it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When George hugged 6ix9ine
or dapped up 6ix9ine,
when George hugged Gary Vee,
he loves the clips.
He loves the clips.
Yeah, it's a good conversation.
It's an interesting conversation.
I think I agree with you.
Enthusiasm is the key.
But it comes from a desire to please.
Some girls have it.
Some girls are like natural givers.
Does that—
Love that, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes.
And personally, I'm like for real grateful when I come across one of those.
It's uncommon.
By come across, do you mean like
Yes
Yes
That's what I mean
Presidential
Fuck man
They'll never let me be president
Yes they will
Dude Trump changed everything
Yeah
For real me be president. Yes, they will. Yeah, Bill Clinton did it. Dude, Trump changed everything. Yeah.
Yeah.
For real. Trump did change everything.
He did. There's no rules for that. I don't understand why you couldn't. I mean that sincerely.
No, me either. When you said
it, I didn't think it was that crazy.
It's not. I think it's actually
crazier that Trump became president than
you. But I think you just need years.
Obviously, you need to be 35.
And I'm already preparing for
when people bring up things about
my past, good and
bad, wild days,
sane days. You're opening a door right here.
Toxic days.
Do you want to practice?
Hold on, hold on.
Before we fucking post me completely.
Which one
is the tight on me?
You fucking trained my boy.
Let's go.
All right.
So, Logan, you were on Flagrant 15 years ago talking about coming on chess.
How is that appropriate for a president?
You know, I had a lot of fun in my younger days.
That's great.
That's the whole train?
That's it?
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's great.
Don't apologize.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
No.
You know, I had a lot of fun in my younger days.
Ah, yeah, you did.
I like that.
Yeah, you did.
That's it.
Who was the most fun?
Let's go.
Let's do an interview.
What are some of the questions that he would get asked?
Who was the most fun?
Yeah, yeah.
So you're going to be president.
Hey, listen, you said some wild shit back in the day, right?
And yeah, how do you feel about that?
You went on Flagrant.
You were talking crazy thing about sweet cock sucks and chopping people's legs off of their
second soles longer than their first.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Giving blacks money?
Sure, sure.
It's a phenomenal question, and I, you know, I had a lot of fun in my younger days.
Yeah.
Y'all motherfuckers better be cutting to that game.
Please.
Please. Please.
Please Please
You know, I think
Honestly, honestly
The politics are so
Muddied with bullshit
And everyone's fucking sick of it
I believe
And I'm optimistic that we're approaching an era
Of authenticity, I think that's going to reign supreme
Man, I'm authentic, I'm myself
I don't give a fuck if you like me or hate me.
It's one of the biggest blessings, I think, in my life.
If you like what I do or hate what I do, it's because I'm 100% myself, which is awesome.
I don't have to, like, 95% of the celebrities you see.
You don't know who these people are.
They act in a movie.
They sing a song.
We like the character.
We like them.
You like their music.
You like their character.
You don't know who the fuck they are.
And I'm telling you, you know, I've been on the other side.
I've met these people in real life.
Some are fucking awesome.
They still don't meet your heroes.
Sometimes you meet your heroes and they're amazing.
Drake, incredible human being.
Love this guy.
I'm not going to name drop the shit ones, but sometimes you meet ones you're like, yo, this is, it's a facade.
You suck.
You are not an enjoyable human to be around.
Well, that's why it's lasted so long for Drake, I think.
The real one.
He's genuine.
He is so fucking kind every time I see him.
To me, he has no business being kind to me and Drake.
He just gives us love.
He's like, respect where, you know.
I think that people who have been in the grind see other people that are in the grind
and they give love
because they know what it takes to do that.
I agree.
But in our specific line of work,
it can be misconstrued
because of how we got there.
What do you mean?
I just think it's often,
well, maybe not so much anymore.
I think the gig is kind of up.
We work really hard
and we're really creative and strategic about every move we make.
But at one point, definitely, I think being a YouTuber, posting your content online, even when you started to do it, wasn't respected nearly as much as being an actor or a singer or whatever.
But now, the playing field is kind of leveled.
you know the playing field is kind of level level emma chamberlain um youtube star internet sensation also like massive like global star now uh i could say this about what what what you're
doing with prime and other people doing this as well but i think what will change and what rogan
did i think is going to be what flips it completely. It will be flipped.
And because once you're part of businesses, once the influencers and YouTubers are parts
of legit billion-dollar companies, and they're making money that these actors could only
dream of, as they're getting paid like, I don't know, $10,000, $20,000 to be in a fucking
commercial in Japan for whatever watch or whatever, people start to go, $10,000, $20,000 to be in a fucking commercial in Japan for whatever watch or whatever.
People start to go, oh shit, they own equity in the businesses that they're influencing.
These people are just playing characters on TV.
The way that the public will see fame is going to completely shift.
Completely shift.
100% shift.
It's so interesting because we, everyone in this room, is kind of at the forefront of that shift.
And things are changing.
The value of the influencer, the online entrepreneur will slowly become more and more recognizable and real.
Man, I remember I used to have to beg big brands to pay me a couple thousand dollars.
They didn't understand the power of digital.
And now, you know, these brands are so hungry
to get their product in front of millennials.
And who has that key?
It's us.
Well, think about it.
It's more direct.
It's like back in the day,
you used to make a TV show
to sell advertisements for Pepsi on the TV show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would come out, by the way,
six months after you shot it.
I could shoot a video right now.
This will be out in three days, this podcast.
And you could litter it with ads and make 50K,
not including your AdSense, with mid-rolls,
which by the fucking way, dude,
mid-rolls on podcast shows, YouTube, whatever,
when I was daily vlogging, did not exist.
Really?
Did not exist.
Even though you hit them up for it?
No, no, no. So mid-rolls are ads that you can place in the middle of your video.
I think it's like—
You're talking about the YouTube ads.
Yeah, yeah.
Through YouTube.
Yeah, we could do, back in my day—
In the beginning or the end, right?
I probably could have made $50 million on AdSense alone.
YouTube ads.
Yeah. If mid-rolls had existed when I was daily vlogging. That's funny. $50 million on AdSense alone. YouTube ads.
If mid-worlds had existed when I was daily vlogging,
7 to 10 million views a day,
put six ads in a 15-minute video,
I could have probably made 50 to 100K a day.
That's the problem with being the innovators is that you don't get to take advantage
of the advances in technology that you push forward.
It's interesting.
There's no blueprint.
There's big benefits if you get it right.
It's great because you get to blow, right?
And there's not a lot of people in the space.
And you get to connect with all these people.
It's awesome.
You're not looking back and going, man, I fucked up.
But you are looking back like, man, if that technology was there, breaded.
Would you have kept on daily vlogging if you were getting mid-roll ads?
No, Japan kind of fucked everything.
Okay.
It was kind of not.
Not quite not.
I remember that.
Everyone does, man.
Everyone fucking does.
That's going to be step one of your foreign policy plan
when you're president.
Don't go to Japan!
No, no no no
it's fine
stay away from the forest
how do you
how do you
how do you
wait give me your cup right there
so we can talk about this fully
yeah that's
that's fucked up
Liam Payne came on my podcast
a couple weeks ago
and
he was drinking whiskey
and I think he said some things
that he probably—
What did he say?
Now, just, you know, the alcohol definitely loosens you up, so—
He went to fight Bieber, he said.
He said a lot of stuff.
People were upset.
I'm not super in, you know, the 1D world, but people were upset that Liam said that he was basically the founding father of One Direction,
that he was the inception, which he very well could have been,
but again, I don't know the interest.
He was the inception?
He was the, quote-unquote, first honorary member of One Direction.
Simon built the group around him.
That's what he said.
I think people were upset.
And then, to be honest, I don't even follow.
Can we just be honest on the pot?
I didn't know that
Liam Payne was in
One Direction.
When I saw him on your,
I thought he was
in Peaky Blinders.
I did.
I swear to God.
I thought he was
a character in
Peaky Blinders.
And I was like,
oh, that's cool.
He could have been.
The guy's talented.
100%.
Very talented.
Very talented.
But is he a Harry Styles?
In what way?
Talent.
Do you know anyone else from One Direction?
I know, but I know one.
Harry Styles and then the Indian girl.
Oh, I know the guy who beats up Gigi Hadid or whatever.
Yeah.
Beats up like regularly.
No, no, not beats up.
Curses out her mom or something like that, right?
Yeah, he hit her mom.
He hit her mom?
You can't do that.
You can't hit a girl's cultural.
You can't hit your girlfriend's mom.
You can't hit any girl.
This guy goes, it's cultural.
This guy's wild, bro.
You say he beats her up all the time.
What do you have to say?
Wait, it happened once.
You don't think it might have happened another time?
So maybe it's cultural.
Listen, whose culture?
British people.
Is it British culture?
It's British culture.
The Brits?
Where's that guy from?
He's from England
He's from England
He's from England
But he's ethnic
Oh you narrowed that one down
I'll give you that one
So Logan you said that he was ethnic
Yeah what do you mean by that?
15 years ago
I did say that
You know I had a lot of fun when I was younger
Nevermind then we'll vote for you.
I'm just saying he's not
Caucasian. Yeah, that's what you're saying.
That's what ethnic is, dude.
That's what ethnic is.
That's what I'm saying, my boy.
Let's go.
What direction?
What direction?
No, seriously.
What direction was that guy facing?
Mecca?
What direction?
No, what is the guy's name?
Zayn Malik.
He's half Pakistani and half English-Irish.
Oh, come on, bro.
If you round up. Watermelon sugar, dude. Come on. No, that's not watermelonish. Oh, come on, bro. If you round up.
Watermelon sugar, dude.
Come on.
No, that's not watermelon sugar.
No, no, no.
Which one did he do?
Harry Styles is a watermelon sugar. Yo, Harry Styles, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Star.
Star.
Star.
If he cuts out with the dresses and shit.
You don't like it?
I do like it.
You got some nerve.
I do like it.
Cut some nerve.
You got some nerve.
You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve. You got some nerve.
Look at him.
He has some.
He has some.
He has some.
Alan is dressed like a pomegranate
making fun of me
for how I'm dressed.
This is unbelievable right now.
What are you wearing, dude?
How dare you?
Get out of here.
Okay, wait a minute.
He's a star.
The kid's a star.
No, no.
Harry Styles is a star. Handsome kid. So that's, in my opinion, wait a minute, wait a minute. He's a star. The kid's a star. No, no, Harry Styles is a star.
Handsome kid.
So that's, in my opinion, that's part of being a star.
So like...
Oh, what makes a star?
Everything, dude.
I swear to God.
Starting with the name.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Go on that.
This is...
This could sound so fucked up.
Just go.
This is good.
This could sound real bonkers. I'm not This is good. This could sound real fucked up.
I'm not going on that.
Bro, when I was...
Just who cares, dude?
We don't give a fuck.
When I was in high school,
I always felt like my name
had something to it.
Yep.
I felt like it had like a ring.
And then what had happened happened and uh made this brand
and it worked and every i'm not saying i'm a star by any means but i'm saying logan no when it comes
to making a glow no when it comes not not like not like harry styles when it comes to making like a
global entity from the name to the look to the talent.
Yep.
It all makes,
like every single star,
Chris Evans,
Chris Hemsworth,
Chris Pine,
Chris...
If you're named Chris,
you're good, man.
It just,
it makes sense.
Jesus Chris.
There's like,
there's a...
Pratt.
Wow.
Jesus Chris Pratt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. There's a... Megan Fox. There's a ring... Jamie Foxx. There's a Pratt. Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt.
Megan Fox.
Jamie Fox.
What are other Foxes? Michael J.
Michael J. Fox.
There's a ring.
There's a look.
There's a feel.
Yeah.
And Harry Styles has it.
He has the trifecta.
Okay.
He's got the talent.
He's got the look.
And he's got the name.
Big Brand.
Tom Cruise. Everything. Okay. He's got the talent, he's got the look, and he's got the name. Big Brand. Tom Cruise.
Everything.
Everything.
When you have it all, that's when you're a real fucking star, dude.
When people can say your name.
Zach Galifianakis.
Might not have it, bro.
Get back between the ferns, fatty.
Right?
Right? Right? Right?
Right?
Come on.
A hangover of six?
No.
I think a lot of it's just, I think it's genetic.
I think it's the world you were born into.
I think there's a lot of luck that comes.
Like, bro, his name's Harry Styles.
That has a fucking ring to it.
But that's not his real name.
What?
Don't do this. Is that? I mean, name's Harry Styles. That has a fucking ring to it. But that's not his real name. What? Don't do this.
Is that?
I mean, there's no way.
Harith?
I don't think Styles.
Wait, you're serious?
Harrison Styles?
You think that's his real name?
Logan is a wild boy.
Logan is a wild boy.
Maybe he's not a star.
Harry Edward Styles.
Oh, that's his actual name?
Star.
Harry.
Popular British.
Alex Media.
Exactly.
Alex Media.
There you go.
Interesting.
So you think the three qualities are name?
Now, what about work ethic?
For example, like you put out a video every single day and you edited that video.
That's an immense amount of time and commitment to success.
Isn't that part of it?
That's my work ethic makes and commitment to success. Isn't that part of it?
My work ethic makes up for my lack of talent.
That's a nice, humble thing to say.
I mean it.
I'm not an incredible singer.
I'm not an incredible actor.
I just work really fucking hard and I'm smart.
Should we bring up some of your music?
Some of your old music?
Hold on a second.
I fucked up. I fucked up.
I got a platinum record.
I make shit music
but I have a platinum record.
I make trash but it's hot trash.
You didn't like that song?
It's a 6ix9ine line.
He goes, it's trash, but it's hot trash.
Talking about his music.
All right, bro.
I didn't say he went no rounds. Play the song. Play the song.
I didn't say he won no rounds.
He said he won no rounds.
I thought he won at least six out of eight.
I thought he won six out of eight.
Negative one rounds.
No, I thought he won six out of eight rounds.
I thought he won six out of eight rounds.
You know what I'm saying?
Black Lives Matter.
I thought he won six out of eight rounds.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on.
Black Lives Matter, bro.
Come on.
Stop it.
You know what hurts me?
When you laugh about it, it's so guttural.
Oh, his laugh will make you feel hard.
You're laughing at me.
It hits you crazy.
Could you believe you won
three rounds?
This guy is so nuts, dude.
He's so nuts.
This guy.
That's painful
I'm telling you
Bro you have to understand
The bar for him to get there
Is not that high
Like if an Indian person
Speaks with an accent
He does that exact same laugh
Doesn't matter what they say
Oh what
Yeah we can get away
With a few stuff
Here we are
Can we play you a song, though?
I want to hear that.
I sing the chorus.
I had a little bit of a cheat code.
I had a very good boy band called Why Don't We that sang the verses.
And I signed them.
It's a business move.
Everything I do is a business move.
That's my talent.
That's my talent.
I'm just smart, dude.
Eventually, I think I play it off that I'm stupid, and it works.
That's like a gig.
Same with Jake.
Yeah.
Jake is a fucking genius.
I know.
Bro.
Yeah.
And it works.
You know, people fall for it.
They underestimate you.
You over-deliver.
It's just fucking.
Dude, I, never mind.
Go, go, go, go.
Don't do never mind.
I'll ask which one of your exes had the biggest clit if you don't.
If you don't, you do never mind. I'll do it. I'll ask which one of your exes had the biggest clit. If you don't, you do nevermind.
I never found it.
I actually don't believe it's there either.
I knew it.
Okay, okay, go, go, go, go, go.
What were you about to say?
You, uh...
You, uh...
Yeah, no, I got my IQ tested, like legit tested.
Oh, are you Mensa?
Did I get that wrong? He's wondering what guy's name that is. Oh, like legit tested. Oh, are you Mensa? Did I get that wrong?
He's wondering what guy's name that is.
Oh, oh, oh.
The smart people.
You hit the number where you're like one of the smart people.
What is the Mensa?
Is it the Mensa 140?
Let me double check.
I think it's fucking 140.
130 or higher.
Yeah, you're on Mensa.
Let's go, boy! So, I know it's not arbitrary,
but it's also not meaningless.
You can gauge a person's intellect
by their intellectual quotient, their IQ.
And I always knew I was smart.
My mom's dad is very smart.
My dad's dad is a fucking genius.
Actually, both my grandparents are very
intelligent.
I don't know if it hit...
I'm sorry, mom and dad.
I skipped my mom and dad.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
They're both very smart. My dad's a genius in his own regard,
but their dads were fucking
geniuses. My dad's dad, my grandpa,
is so smart. He's too smart for his own good. but like their dads were fucking geniuses. My dad's dad, my grandpa, is so smart.
He's too smart
for his own good.
He could read a book
upside down and backwards.
I don't know why
he'd ever want to do it,
but he can.
He builds model airplanes.
He's like patented
a hundred different things
for like,
for airplanes.
He lives in a store,
in a bus,
in a storage unit
because he can't function
in society
because of how smart he is.
Oh, he's on the spectrum.
He's autistic maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Al has a little bit of that, but he didn't get he's on the spectrum. He's autistic, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Al has a little bit of that, but he didn't get any of the smartness.
He hadn't. That's tough.
Only fashion.
That's what you are. You're autistic when it comes to
fashion. That's how you know how to do these things.
Come on. I'm in this.
I'm not even...
I'm not.
I'm not saying anything bad.
I'm not even playing it safe. I'm not. I'm not saying anything bad. You played it safe today.
I'm not even playing it safe.
I'm just saying,
genuinely,
you have a skill for fashion.
You look fucking incredible.
You look good, bro.
You look great.
Yeah, you look great.
I appreciate you.
Tell me I win three rounds,
you look weird.
No, but dude,
that's why I'm letting Jake be the boxer.
Because every time
I step in the ring,
I fear that,
again,
I'll reiterate,
I believe my only
real thing is my brain. And it gets fucked up, dude. That's an issue. I fear that again I'll reiterate I believe my only real
like thing
is my brain
and it gets
fucked up dude
that's an issue
have you felt it a little bit
for sure
I mean that's
I swear to god
did you just say
that's why you're
letting Jake get in the ring
so you don't give a fuck
about it
not a single fuck
fuck his brain
let it turn into
mush
I don't care
people think we're the same anyways who cares Fuck his brain. That's so crazy. Let it turn into mush. I don't care. That is so crazy.
People think we're the same anyways.
Who cares?
James can cuss.
He's like, drink prime.
Drink prime.
Fuck.
No, dude.
Like, I don't know.
Boxing's dangerous.
And I told my friends.
I said, boys, I think I've gotten dumber since I started boxing.
Yeah.
Wow.
More dumb.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
And it's the sparring, dude.
Dude.
That's.
Have you got your bell rung
like a few times?
Yeah.
Knocked out?
No.
Oh, really?
Knocked out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it's like,
that's the thing.
It's, there was,
who was telling this story?
Oh, Rogan was telling this story
about there's,
these brothers,
Jerry, Jerry something.
Tommy Jerry.
They're not brothers.
They're not brothers.
That's sparring, bro.
That's sparring, bro.
There are these brothers
and one dude fought Ali
and he got, you know,
like a bunch of like CTE
or whatever like that.
But his brother also got
the same amount of CTE
but he was never successful
as his brother.
And they used to spar.
The brothers? Yeah. And that used to spar. The brothers?
Yeah.
And that's what,
and that CTE shit is real
and there isn't really a way to come back from it.
Not only is there not a way to come back from it,
it comes much later in your life.
You don't even know.
Will creep up on you, right?
Like, man, I could be 50 one day
and do some crazy inexplicable shit yeah that can only
be traced back to what i did in my younger days for the quick bag which it's the quickest bag
it's so bro fighting is a cheat code there's a fight on the playground when you're a kid where
does the attention go everybody yeah it's a cheat code if you're willing to get in the ring you have
a little bit of talent and a little bit of grit yeah fight it's like this
fight is the most extreme version there's like a lesser version which is which is stand-up but
still most people are terrified to go on stage it's like the things that people are more terrified
to do like big wave surfing nobody wants to do it but if anybody's doing it you watch the clip
you watch the video 100 because you're looking you're looking for you watch n clip, you watch the video. 100%. Because you're looking for...
You watch NASCAR?
Of course you don't.
I watch F1, dude.
Do you see how far my pants go down?
I can see your ass.
They are reflecting.
That was good.
That was good.
Okay.
All right, go.
No, it's just, you know,
we watch for the crash.
We watch for the knockout.
We watch.
Humans want to see chaos.
They want to see destruction.
They want to see fucked up shit.
It's like a weird, like, innate thing.
It's honestly why I think, like, negativity is so prominent.
Of course.
We love to see shit fall apart.
I do, too.
I don't.
It's entertaining.
Yeah.
It sucks.
What?
Nothing.
Why do you do that?
Just the negativity thing. It makes sense.
And that being a function of watching a fight.
You're not watching the fight to see someone win.
You're watching the fight for the guy to get knocked out.
Yeah, bro. You don't give a fuck about people winning.
Sure you want your guy to win. Once you become
a fan of the sport, you like the nice things about
the sport. But if you're just a casual,
the layman. Exactly. And that's why
UFC, I think, wins is because it's so digestible for the layman.
I don't even know the guy's names.
I don't care.
It doesn't matter.
You know, it doesn't matter, dude.
I love to see it spinning back.
They'll have one knockout in their whole career.
And then that's the one.
And I'm satisfied.
Would you ever do it?
I think I'm going to.
Really?
I think I'm going to.
Would you do that?
Like, if, let's say, anything happened with your boy that you so brilliantly—
Dylan?
No, I wouldn't do MMA with Dylan.
That would be boxing.
I just wouldn't.
Yeah, I'd box Dylan for sure.
100%.
But no, it's—
He's dead, bro.
He hasn't fought in three years.
But he's very good at jujitsu.
You've got to pick and choose your battles.
If you have no jujitsu experience
going up against a guy
who's one of the best
in the world
in mixed martial arts,
I don't like those odds.
I'll say it.
I don't give a fuck.
This is my game.
No, there's a fight
that just happened
with a guy named Rod Tang,
right?
And he's a master Muay Thai guy
against Mighty Mouse.
You know Mighty Mouse?
He used to fight in the UFC
he's like a
one maybe
I know I do
I know I do
I don't like
anyway it's one championship
they had a fight
that was mixed rules
one round Muay Thai
whoa
one round MMA
whoa
first round is Muay Thai
the other guy
is a Muay Thai expert
he's fucking up Mighty Mouse
yep
second round
Mighty Mouse gets a choke
damn see
it's a different
ballgame. That being said, that other guy
doesn't have your wrestling experience.
I agree. I agree. But
wrestlers, I've done some jiu-jitsu.
I'm semi-experienced.
Wrestlers often
get caught with
choke holds, arm bars.
You shoot and they hit you with a darts choke.
Out of fucking nowhere. I've gone with
some of the best juiciest guys in the world as a wrestler.
And I just get caught.
My head's too low. I'm in the wrong position.
Man, a good grappler...
They're nasty, man.
That's the guy you don't
want to meet in the street, right?
It's going to go to the ground. Not only that, you're going to be unconscious. you don't want to meet in the street, right? Because you're not going to. It's going to go to the ground.
Not only that, you're going to be unconscious.
Yeah.
You know?
Like, I don't want to do that, no.
Yeah.
I'll do UFC one day, I think.
Really?
Yeah.
A hundred percent?
Not a hundred percent.
I want to.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent, I want to.
It's, I say this with privilege, I could do a lot of things.
Yeah.
So, I just got to, like like pick which makes the most sense.
You know what makes a lot of fucking sense, dude?
WWE.
That's the thing.
I'm like, why don't you just stick with that?
People love it.
I would.
You happen to be, that was the funniest thing.
I saw like on my feed, people starting to go,
I think you had that fight where you were in the fucking Pikachu outfit
or whatever.
It was the black and yellow shit.
You know what I mean?
And I saw on my feed, people starting to like, starting to go,
all right, he's actually pretty good at this.
So when you got, you got wild love for that.
When I get that reaction, when I, when people,
when people are like humbled by their own thoughts,
reluctant to give props, I'm like, okay, there might be something here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I have to say, like, I did WWE, and all of my friends were like, yo, do this.
That makes the most sense.
That came the most natural to me.
And it makes sense, dude.
Like, the showmanship, the acrobatics, the athleticism.
Like, I've been doing flips and shit my whole life.
And, dude, that was nothing, man. I trained for two days for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been doing flips and shit my whole life. Dude, that was nothing, man.
I trained for two days for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I trained for two days.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why would you not continue?
Well, I don't know, dude.
You guys like Jake?
Yeah.
You like him?
Yeah, we like Jake.
Have you met him?
Yeah.
When you guys came to the house, we met him.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He was super nice.
Why, you don't like Jake?
He was wearing three watches.
I love Jake.
I love Jake so much.
Jake's the shit.
How's your marriage going?
My marriage is great, bro.
Is it?
We're about to go on our honeymoon next week.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For a long...
You sent me the dates.
It's long.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to go away for like 12 days.
Where are you going?
Yeah, we're going to Italy.
Dude, when you were getting married,
you do not strike me as like a marriage guy.
Talk to me.
I just like, man, when you were getting married, I was like, hey, dude, fucking best of luck, one girl.
Fucking pussy, dude.
Andrew Schultz, like, jokester, sent back that sweetest response.
He's like, man, when you find the right girl, it doesn't seem so bad.
Okay, pussy.
No, but it comes from a place of envy. I met your wife. She's a sweetheart. You guys met at a Raya? No, pussy. No, but it comes from a place of envy.
I met your wife.
She's a sweetheart.
You guys met on Raya?
No, no.
We met on Instagram.
Instagram.
Do you DM?
Yeah.
No, she DM'd me.
Yeah.
What did she say?
What was there over?
I don't know exactly what she said, to be honest with you.
But I know that she reached out, and then she like-
What does that mean, reached out?
She just DM'd me, and then she said something about a show or something like that and i was like oh i'm gonna be at this i'm
gonna be at the comedy cellar or something like that i don't know if she liked my stand-up but i
i think she like saw me on raya that's what the story she like saw me on raya and then she like
reached out and then she was like yo uh she's like you have a show or something i was like yeah i'm
gonna be at the comedy cellar whatever i'll tell you what was happening is like at that time in my life i was dating a lot of like different people i was
just having fun i was like i have relationship i was just being a wild fucking boy player type
shit or or i never i was always honest with chicks yeah like especially like the older the girl was
the more honest so like if a girl's in her 30s like don't waste their time 100 you know what
i'm saying it's just rude because like and they appreciate the's in her 30s, like, don't waste their time. 100%. You know what I'm saying? It's just rude because, like, and they appreciate the honesty.
And they don't take, like, a girl who's, like, younger, she's, like, in her, like, mid-20s, she's almost, like, angered by the honesty.
A girl who's, like, in her 30s and you're like, hey, I don't see this really going anywhere, but if you want to just, like, hang out and have fun.
100%.
They'll literally go, hey, thank you for not being a dick.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, let's hang out.
And if we have time, if we're seeing other people, thank you for not being a dick. Yeah. Yeah, like, let's hang out.
And if we have time, if we're seeing other people, it is what it is. Sure.
And I was always, like, concerned about doing that.
Because I don't want to, like, make a girl feel whatever.
Rejected, doesn't matter.
Yeah.
But, like, yeah, she, like, reached out.
And it was, and we, like, went on a date.
And it was the first time in a long time where I was, like, sitting down with somebody.
And I really wanted to share with them.
I think before that, I was going on dates with people and I was kind of like being what they
wanted me to be that night. Were you being Andrew Schultz? And I committed before that. And I was
like, I'm not going to be happy if I be what this person wants me to be. I will be happy if I be who
I am. And that person accepts me. What was it about her that you felt like you could open up?
She's just special, man.
I think she was curious, seemed to value what I had to say.
How interesting is that?
A good listener.
She was a good listener and also a challenge.
But challenge not in a fuck you way, but I heard what you had to say, but this is what I kind of feel.
And yeah,
she was just,
I don't know.
I got it.
I know it sounds so fucking corny to say,
but like,
I got a feeling sitting down with her.
Like,
I want to do this more.
I want to sit down across from you and talk to you and eat dinner and do these things more.
And that was a different feeling for me.
For sure.
Besides before where you're just like,
how do I get validated?
No, 100%.
100%.
What, you don't think you'll get married?
I'll get married.
Yeah.
I'll get married.
Just when the time's right.
Yeah, it's on the agenda.
Marriage is weird.
Marriage is definitely a social construct, but it's enough of a—
There's enough merit behind it for me to want to try at least once.
Yeah. behind it for me to want to try at least once.
It's not a goal for everyone,
but it seems nice to... I like
building, in general.
And the idea of building something
meaningful with another human
feels significant to me.
It feels important.
Just tough, man.
Like even just hearing you describe your wife,
like, yeah, she is special.
Yeah.
So like, how do you find this?
How do you find it?
You don't find, it just happens.
Right, it just happens.
You know, I think it happens
through being honest with yourself.
I wasn't being honest with myself when I was dating.
And then when I started being honest with myself,
I realized that I had a lot less in common with most people,
and then I found someone who was good for me.
Yeah, interesting, dude.
I'm envious.
You're still a pussy.
You're still a fucking pussy, bro.
We're getting married, you fucking pussy.
But no, it's good.
You're not going to get married, bro?
I'll get married for sure.
There you go.
You're going to have kids soon?
I don't know.
I mean, I don't want my wife to be pregnant before we go on our honeymoon.
But yeah, I want to have a family, bro.
You know what I mean?
I want to have a family.
That's a blessing.
I'm actually weirded out by people who don't want kids.
I think something's missing.
Dude, I have these—
Or you had a horrible childhood, and you're like, I don't want anybody to go through that.
And I empathize with that.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure. In some like, I don't want anybody to go through that. And I empathize with that. Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
In some scenarios, I get it.
I have one friend named Spencer.
He was actually a co-host on Impulsive for a while.
Yeah, I made fun of him.
Yes, you did.
For being a vegan, right?
For being a vegan.
He was a vegan who liked sharks.
I asked him, what's your favorite animal?
He's like, I like sharks.
Yeah, dude, that's right. What?
That's a weird favorite.
The fuck is a favorite animal?
Shark.
Like, you have a dog. And you like sharks that much? He said it was like, with's right. That's a weird favorite. The fuck is a favorite? It was shark. You have a dog.
Can you shark someone?
He said it with no confidence.
He's like, oh, sharks?
It's like what a four-year-old says.
Yeah, you bet on it.
But he is a great human, and his partner is a great human.
Does he call her partner?
Girlfriend.
No, because I don't do that.
No, you call her wife.
Do the thing.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Relationships, in this circumstance, girlfriend, partner.
They feel like partners.
Be an adult.
They're a unit.
Get married, be a unit.
They don't want to have kids, dude.
And they're like great humans.
But they're great humans.
So I actually have qualms with this
no because sun is off no because you know you know who's reproducing i like sharks i like sharks
that's i like a murderous uh aquatic animal okay besides besides something's wrong with spencer
something's wrong with all of us you know that's a good point we're all fucked up But I have an issue with
Like gifted
Empathetic
Compassionate
Intellectual people not reproducing
Because we need more
You know who's fucking reproducing? Morons
In numbers that would surprise you
Why are you looking at me, fam?
Because you're dressed like a moron.
If you knew anything about Al, he's doing everything in his power to not reproduce.
Don't try to be inclusive.
No, just like, dude, we need some game changers out there.
So Spencer.
But that's the thing.
Spencer is over-intellectualizing the human existence.
Yeah.
And he's going, oh, there's so many people.
He's probably saying things like this.
There's so many human beings.
I don't want to add to that.
He is saying some shit like that. Of course.
They all say the same fucking rhetoric.
He is saying some shit like that.
And it's like someone told him there's not enough space for like three more people.
There is enough space.
And when there isn't, we'll solve that problem too.
It's what we do as human beings.
By doing what?
We'll go to Elon.
Uh-uh.
Elon. We'll go to Puerto Rico. Let's go. We'll go to Puerto Rico. beings. By doing what? Elon. Uh-uh. Elon.
We'll go to Puerto Rico.
Let's go.
We'll go to Puerto Rico.
Let's go.
Space in Puerto Rico.
No.
You fucking shrink humans.
That's how we solve
this overpopulation shit.
Yo, you might be president.
Talk to us.
You shrink humans.
If every person
was 10 centimeters,
imagine the amount of waste
they would produce.
Not a lot.
Trashbag.
That's a good point.
Trash bag's worth for an annual waste consumption.
You got my vote.
Duh.
Now, if we can only figure out how to make people this big.
You're already halfway there.
How many people?
Fuck you.
This big.
I figured out teleportation too.
Wait, what?
That would help.
Swear to God.
Wait, first of all, who are we going to shrink first?
We'll start with the blacks, maybe the Asians.
But no, what? That would help. Swear to God. Wait, first of all, who are we going to shrink first? We'll start with the blacks, maybe the Asians. But no, what about teleportation?
Asians are already caught up.
I figured out a lot of shit.
Okay, give me teleportation.
Man, my mind is racing right now.
I could talk about a bunch of abstract thoughts.
Go!
This is what we like here.
Yes.
Can we get in the weed or what?
Yo, you give me the weed, I'll be
fucking flying with abstract thoughts.
No, but you figured out teleportation.
I want to hear this. I really think I have.
This has dust on it, too.
No, no, not that type of dust.
How long has it been sitting there?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, Schultz.
I'm not hitting it. I'm not hitting it.
I'm not.
Do it.
You're trying to dunk him.
You're in a bed.
Are you ready to talk?
No, because...
Wait, hold on.
Let me explain this to you.
Because also, dog, I'm not smoking this
if you don't smoke it.
Let's fucking go. We can't do this every time. Go, go, go, go. Because also, dog, I'm not smoking this if you don't smoke it. All right. Let's fucking go.
Just one hit.
We can't do this every time.
We can't do this every time.
We got enough.
I've never smoked online.
They've never seen me.
Really?
They've seen me high
and they've never seen me smoking.
This is your Elon moment.
Things worked out for him afterwards.
I love you, Schultz.
I'll do it here.
Fuck it.
But okay, teleportation.
All right, all right, all right.
I think he just
talked for it.
I'm locked in here.
That was it.
Oh, yeah.
Come back.
That was it.
This one.
Hold on.
There's going to be a point,
I believe,
where human beings
will be able to,
this is absurd,
but it will happen,
upload their consciousness
onto X.
I don't know what it is, blockchain, internet,
whatever the fuck you want to call it,
whatever thing that doesn't exist yet.
The consciousness will have the ability to learn,
grow, and adapt based on past learnings,
growings, and adaptations because of AI,
artificial intelligence.
Machines learning how to learn.
Cloning also also illegal now,
but cloning... For humans.
For humans, yeah.
You could clone a fucking dog in Korea.
You know that?
I bet they love that.
I bet they do.
Oh, my God.
Why do they love it?
Why do they love it?
I don't know.
Fucking KFC needs something in there.
That new Jack Harlow sandwich.
What's pumping? Again, shots of Jack. So, look. I knew Jack Harlow said it what's poppin again
shots at Jack
so look
cloning is a very real
technology that already
that already exists
it exists
we just choose to not
clone humans
because it's fucked up
but people have done it
with their dogs
Ellen cloned her dog
what
yeah you know this
she cloned her dog
her dog passed
and then she cloned it
they cloned a sheep
in Scotland
yeah yeah okay so that technology exists also the uploading of your consciousness Yeah, you know this. She cloned her dog. Her dog passed, and then she cloned it. They cloned a sheep in Scotland.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so that technology exists.
Also, the uploading of your consciousness will exist.
Fact.
Will exist.
They've started this.
You know that.
Not consciousness, but they've created— They use someone's social media, a guy whose wife passed.
They use her social media to create a version of who she would be online.
Yeah, yeah. Is that it right here?
It was Barbra Streisand cloned the dog.
No, look at Ellen's dog too.
Maybe it's...
I guess they're clones. They both could have...
So eventually...
This will be tricky.
I need to iron this out before I pitch it
in my presidential campaign.
Eventually when he would find a morally
sound way to clone their flesh puppet,
this will only be available
to, like, upper-class people
who have the means to...
Holy shit.
To clone yourself,
you upload your consciousness somewhere.
Redownload it.
You grow up,
and then you download
the consciousness back to yourself.
You don't have to grow...
Your body would be in parts of the world
that you visit frequently, right?
So I could get to France right now with my cologne.
And then stop!
Oh, fuck!
It's Dropbox.
It's Dropbox.
It's Dropbox for your flesh bucket.
You got 10 bodies, everyone.
Holy!
Bingo.
I live in Miami as well when I want
and I'm in this hyperbaric chamber
and when I want to be there, I'm fucking there.
Bingo.
You station your body and your consciousness.
You can clone it but also modify it if you want to.
Bingo.
In Miami, you could have a Cuban shirt.
What were we even talking about?
Mm-hmm.
Or COVID.
Let's go there!
Okay, this is interesting.
You could have a Japanese Schultz.
I want a Japanese Schultz.
Hold on a second.
No, you can't.
Why not?
You can edit it.
Gene editing.
Would he speak Japanese or be Japanese?
Well, I have to...
I'm talking about clone.
No, no, no, no, no. But he would look Japanese. I'm talking about Schultz. I'm talking about a clone. No, no, no.
I'm talking about Schultz.
Yeah. So he's Schultz, but he's cloned, and then
you gene splice. No, because when you
up, when you, it would have to work
like this. When you upload your consciousness, and it
beams to your
next body, the one that it came
from needs to... Be the exact same?
No, no, no. It needs to turn off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't have two operating at the same time. You't you can't fuck everything up that's when it could
get nasty and you know what we won't be able to do it wait but you could download someone into
someone else's little sleeve right essentially call them sleep so like you go you go to europe
to be so that's logan paul i could redownload into your body and then murder somebody in his
fucking body bingo that's we just made the best horror movie ever.
Why would you murder?
I wouldn't murder.
No, but it'll happen.
This is where things get tricky
and why this probably
will never happen.
But I figured it out.
Like, we don't need
to worry about it.
The question is,
how do we upload
our consciousness
to some sort of server?
What were you talking about?
Present, bro.
How do we upload
our consciousness to a server?
Can I tell you something?
Yes.
I watched a clip
from Rogan the other day.
Oh, boy.
We're about to figure it out right now.
Talk about it.
It's going to be good.
I took a couple hits.
It's over.
I just want to let you know.
And it's covered in dust.
It's over and it's covered in dust.
You glow for it.
Glow for it.
And I just want to let you know, I'm depressed for two days after I smoke weed.
So for my honeymoon, I'll be in Venice just moping around, crying on a gondola.
Doug.
For you.
Sounds so bad.
For you.
What was you, dude?
My life is so hard, bro.
Did you know?
I'm going to be on a gondola.
Eating fucking shrimp scampi.
It's sad.
Here we go.
No, I was watching.
Here's the other abstract thought, and now it's abstract.
Bro, you got to hit this.
Oh, yeah.
No, we're all hitting it.
Yeah, we are.
Okay, good.
No, okay, the UFO, the UAP phenomenon that is happening right now is actually fucking absurd.
And we're not talking about it enough.
Fuck me.
No, it's good, dude.
You're going to be so fucked up.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
He's going to be cooked.
Oh, that's fantastic.
Do it in hot.
You got to take the reins when he gets hot.
Oh, God damn.
You can't be wearing a white spindle
on your fucking pants, man.
Hold on.
You said UFO
and then you said UAB.
Unidentified...
UAP.
Unidentified Aerial Phenomena.
Okay.
That's what they're
kind of calling them now.
I have a theory on this.
Please tell me
because I'm so fascinated
by this subject.
Okay, very simple.
Obviously, there are UFOs here.
People go,
why aren't they coming down here
and then destroying us?
When we send our astronauts into space, we don't send them with weapons.
There's no nukes.
There's no guns.
There's nothing.
They're just looking to see what's out there.
No, but we're still exploring.
That's the issue.
They're still exploring.
Exploring what?
If you have that kind of technology.
Bro, our civilization?
Yeah.
You think they're interested in our bullshit, man?
We travel with a wheel.
Okay. Oh, this is a travel with a wheel. Okay.
Oh, this is a conspiracy corner.
Let's go.
Let's talk about it.
Okay.
Okay.
They travel with a wheel, yes.
We travel with a wheel, yes.
This is the ant hill thing.
Aliens look at us like ants.
Sort of.
People have ant farms.
People are fascinated.
The other day I looked at a—
Let's rewind one second i'm i'm for
this conversation a little bit more based on like what we know okay go because you're assuming that
the uaps are extraterrestrial i'm i'm giving that credence but i also kind of think it's us trying
to flex to other countries like yo we got some got some shit. Behave. But you know
got some shit. Do you know what
kind of shit you're talking about, dude?
No. These things have
technology that defies physics.
The laws by which that
govern our entire fucking
existence. Some of these
UAPs straight up
defy everything we thought we knew.
And so I was watching Rogan in this clip,
and this physicist...
Bob Lazar. No, he's
the Area 51 UFO. Do you know him?
I had dinner with him. You had
fucking dinner with Bob Lazar? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
First time I hung out with Rogan.
He took me to dinner with Bob Lazar. What's he like?
Believable.
No fucking way. I believe he
believes. I'm not saying that he's right. I've way. I believe he believes.
I'm not saying that he's right. I've met people who believe they believe, and it's just not reality.
Yeah, and there's people who believe that the earth is flat.
There's people—
And I went to the convention.
They believe the earth is flat.
Wild or what?
Hold up.
Y'all don't know about this?
I know.
I didn't know you went.
No, this—
Yo, why would you?
YouTube buried it because it's a conspiracy theory.
Go.
This is one of my biggest accomplishments.
Yo, I made a flat earth mockumentary.
When I found out there's a group of people,
there could be one in this room for all I goddamn know.
To your right.
You have no idea.
Hit the white guy.
No, no.
No, see, he's going to play it cool.
We know what you think.
Wait.
Cliff it. Cliff it.
Cliff it.
Dog,
when I found out
there's a group of people
who genuinely
believe the earth is flat,
I said,
I must infiltrate.
I found out
they had a convention.
I went to it
under the guise that I,
Logan Paul,
believe the earth is flat
and I am interested
in becoming a flat earther.
They thought it was good
for their movement.
I went, I ended up speaking on stage, came in becoming a flat earther. They thought it was good for their movement. I went.
I ended up speaking on stage.
Came out as a flat earther.
Coming out of the flat earth closet.
Dropped the mic.
They all cheered.
It was a mockumentary.
We filmed the hippies.
Yeah, there are people who genuinely think the earth is flat, and they all really believe that the earth is flat.
Hearing their logic sometimes, I just don't. I can't follow, I can't get behind.
Here's the thing.
They don't have any real proof for that.
What I will say about Bob.
But they have theories.
And technically, all we have are theories, so, I mean, it can be backed up by others.
No, but, you know, there's a small difference.
All I'm saying is with the Bob dude is that he worked on something.
And I believed that he worked on something that we couldn't describe how it works through our understanding of physics.
For sure.
There was that part that I had to get through.
It wasn't like whether he saw aliens or not.
It was like, did he work on some shit that he doesn't know how to describe based on our understanding of physics?
No.
He convinced me he did.
That's all.
He still had dinner.
He was talking about it.
No, because we went, because Rogan was going to meet with him the next day.
So he was like.
Oh, before the pod.
So yeah.
So he's like, do you want to come to dinner with me to this guy, with this guy?
To kind of vibe out before they went out of the program together?
He said on the pod that he did it because he thought that I was like a good truster, like if people were bullshit, like he could like trust me, like a good judge of whatever.
But I thought it was just like, we just did a pod, he's like, you want to come to dinner?
But he didn't convince me aliens are real, but he believed whatever his life is.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Like, yeah, he was like, he didn't even want to argue. Does that make sense? Yeah Like Yeah Like yeah
He was like
He didn't even want to argue
I know which makes it
It's so hard
It's tough to poke holes
In his stories
Because they stay the same
You believe in aliens huh?
For sure
What do you mean?
Dude I think anyone
Who doesn't believe in aliens
Is fucking stupid
Why?
Do you know how big
The universe is?
The answer is no
None of us do
None of us can comprehend
How actually fucking big the universe is? The answer is no. None of us do. None of us can comprehend how actually fucking big the universe is.
Infinite.
Just about.
Damn near, brother.
Damn near infinite.
And so...
I am so fucking out.
Every time, bro.
Every time.
Bro, it just hit me.
When I went like this.
Go on that.
You hit the easy finger too,
right?
Like,
I analyzed myself.
Like,
after I did it,
I was like,
that's weird you did that
with your finger.
The creation of that.
Like,
yeah,
dude,
that painting,
Michelangelo.
Queer.
He was queer.
I can't.
Michelangelo was queer
He was a president
Stop
That is true
No didn't he have a
By the way I had a lot of fun
When I was younger
Wait for McConaughey
This time
Bro I am too aware
Of everything that's happening
Yeah that's what we've done
Fuck dude
That's what we've done
Oh my god
I was pushing my knee down
And I was like
Oh you're almost
An Indian squad
Or whatever
Okay yo back to Elliot
No no no no
Back to Elliot
This interests me too
You're a thinker dude
I
Am
One to Mike
And I came to say hello
That was horrible
I know
Giving him weed
And I was like
It's always a bad idea I'm higher than I was on Rogan, dude.
Something on that dust one.
Dust is great.
Boys, am I losing?
Once I hit the shit, I'm like, oh my god.
Am I fucking losing?
Back to aliens, bro.
Come on, back to aliens.
He's talking about the Furby Paradox, man.
Time's running out with him.
Yeah, yeah.
Woo, just go.
Yes, bro.
Just go on that. Furby Paradox, him. Yeah, yeah. Woo! Just go! Yes, bro. Yo!
Just go on that!
Furby paradox, bro.
Universe is infinite.
Yo, what?
And expanding.
And it's infinite and expanding.
These two smoke.
That's why they can hang. So there's a likelihood, statistically.
Statistically, it's almost fucking impossible.
Holy shit, dude.
That is not some light out there.
I forgot you had a yellow one.
This is not yellow.
Or whatever that color is.
That's green, though. That's green. You called this shirt white earlier, one. This is not yellow.
You called his shirt white earlier.
Is that white?
It's like light pink.
Yo, damn.
I thought I was colorblind. I was C color.
That's a thing, bro.
I'm that woke.
Yes.
Despite it being human beings.
What?
What?
What is going on?
Oh, he's teleporting.
Oh, he's back.
Did you leave?
Dude, where did you go?
Where did you go?
No, I just,
I was wondering what happened here.
What happened was
that you made me smoke a dusty one,
right?
And then we got a little bit high.
And then I started thinking about
every single thing as it happens.
Yeah, I know.
I know the feeling.
You're describing like
the first time being high.
No.
The first time I was high, this did not happen.
But now, it's like I'm aware of every single thing that's happening.
Yeah, because you're a hyper thinker and an over analyzer.
So why would I do this?
It's probably why you're a good comedian, dude.
But why would I do this drug?
Don't.
It's a bad decision.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Some people can't handle it. Yep.'m sorry. Some people can't handle it.
Yep.
Him.
Yeah, you can't handle it.
We warned you, too.
What do you mean?
You know what?
You know what the fucked up part is?
He told me.
I told you.
You told me.
I told you.
Because I thought it would be funny, and now I'm like, damn, bro.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
It's the most funny.
No, because now I'm worried.
About what? All of it. Why would you worry? i'm worried about what all of it why would you worry
i'm worried can you uh elaborate on that i just want to i just want to make a good program yeah
yes you know he was young that's already happening bro he was young having fun but no that's already
happening right now we're giving unique authentic experiences what i was telling you before you guys
made fun of me is the green one i didn't know you had right the whole time no i knew you yeah i didn't know
and they brought the reds exactly and they were drinking out of the red and all of a sudden after
i got high it switched color you were okay yeah that was a lot okay that was a lot to handle wow
that was i actually i actually feel you that was a lot to handle. If I was drinking this, and then you got high,
and it was a different color,
and knowing you only bought red
for this program,
I could see how that could trip you out.
Yeah, it did trip me out
to an extreme place.
He brought the green.
It's the best mixer, he said.
Oh, this is the best mixer?
I can't say anything like that.
Why not?
Come on, Dove.
Oh, shit.
Drinker's supposed to...
I can't say it.
Oh, because it's the best fucking mixer. Can I say it? Come on, Dove. Shit. Drink responsibly. I can't say it. Oh, because...
It's the best fucking mixer.
Can I say it?
Actually, let's try it out
because it's the best mixer.
What would you mix it with?
Me?
Yeah.
Jeez.
What?
Hey, what'd you say?
Yo, dude.
Hey, what'd you say, bro?
No, I said mix it with rum. Oh, rum. Oh, rum. Hey, come on, dude. Hey, what'd you say, bro? No, I said mix it with rum.
Oh, rum.
Oh, rum.
Come on, guys.
No, he's just talking about rum.
Rum, dude.
Yo, mix it with rum.
He's been in Puerto Rico.
This is total synergy.
I thought that you were indeed talking about sperm.
No.
I thought that you were saying a word that's slang for sperm Which is fine
If you mix prime with sperm
I'm sure that that would be fine
I'm sure some of his girls would
This guy's crazy
You've never hydrated though
When one of your girls grabbed the prime
Off the fucking counter with her middle toe
Like that
When she's stuck
When she hit it
with the raptor claw
from fucking Jurassic Park?
Yo, when she Jurassic Park
the pride off the counter?
Yo, remember?
Yo, do you remember
when she...
You don't remember that?
Do you remember when she...
I'm watching that dinosaur
show on MTV.
They tap that boat.
It's a predatory hunting movie.
They do, but do you remember when she put the condom on you with both her feet with that middle toe?
And she just fucking rolled that shit down like that.
What does a bat do?
Go through the door.
Go through the door.
And then he's taking the drink.
He's like, I don't think he's coming back.
He's very mad.
I don't think he's coming back. He's coming back. He's very mad. I don't think he's coming back.
George to the left, Rick Ross.
What?
Remember 85 South Shore? He's like, yo, I'm going to pee.
And then he goes.
Yeah.
He's about to have it.
Yo, how is it only just me and you peeing?
You got to get a grip.
OK.
Wait, it's like the scene in the movie.
Wait, what movie?
Wait, what movie?
You don't know movies.
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Ah!
Ah!
No, he snapped.
That's my bro.
He snapped.
No, I know it's your brother, bro.
He thought it was you,
I'll be honest.
He did think it was you
singing for the first 30 seconds
but when you were talking about music earlier i have seen his songs i've never seen this
it's a platinum record oh okay you guys all like wrote it no i didn't no no this was this
was when we were beefing dude my most viewed video on youtube is a diss track on my brother
you were actually beefing huh it was real was real? Yeah, it was real beef.
For real?
1,000% real.
Not a sliver of that was fake.
Not a sliver.
I don't believe it. No fucking way.
Why didn't you like each other? What was the deal?
So we both were daily vlogging at the time
and
it was kind of a competition.
We were both growing at an extremely fast rate
probably also because of each other right like but the competition bred this um animosity
competing fandoms and and we both had the work ethic to do the thing every day and he
he would prank me in like real life and i wouldn't like it and i'd get angry in real life and then it
translates when you make content because you're actually getting
angry at each other and you're competing with each other.
And it's like,
bro,
we were early twenties.
Like we didn't,
we didn't understand the power of someone who will like always ride with you
for the rest of your life.
You know,
like,
like I at least didn't fully,
I like,
I hate that I had this altercation with my brother online for everyone to see,
but I don't know, dude.
It was just where I was at in my life, you know?
But yeah, it was real beef.
No, you don't know what the fuck I'm saying.
I do know what you're saying.
No, let me tell you something.
It was where you were at in your life, but there was real beef.
I'm listening to everything you're saying,
but I think you were like on the precipice of saying something
like really profound and honest.
And then you just said that was where I was at in my life.
I think there was something else
that you were thinking about.
I also don't know.
God knows.
But listen, here's what I was thinking about.
All right.
My birthday's on April 1st.
April Fool's.
Yeah.
You'd think it's fun.
At one point in my life,
I pranked people.
I enjoyed it.
All right.
Ha ha, like here,
like fun little pranks.
Then eventually I gave up
because I didn't give a fuck anymore.
I became an adult.
But people started pranking me.
So every year on my birthday,
it's the worst day of the year.
Because everybody's going after you.
Everyone fucks with me.
Oh, fuck.
What's the worst prank you got?
What I'm about to say
involving my brother.
I was drinking the night before.
It's almost my birthday weekend.
You should have seen him.
Seriously.
Like, real time.
He's like, son.
He's like, yo.
Yo, bro.
I'm ready, son.
Let's go.
I honestly thought the beef was fake,
so I was like,
did he really hit it?
This is serious.
I think this was when
we were still friendly,
but after this,
I think what I'm about to explain
was my first initial thought of like,
oh, this kid doesn't give a fuck
about real life.
It's all content for him,
so let's make it about content.
At the time,
he would do anything for online,
and so would I. I don't know he would do Anything for online And so would I
Like I
I don't know
It's just weird
And so
Okay
One day
Come out in the garage
I'm a little hungover
Drinking the night before
And my brother's
At my apartment
Bright and early
It's 10am
I got that like
Morning hangover
I'm kind of
Delusional delirious
I mean my emotions
It's my birthday
And he goes
Brother I got you
This Lambo
For all the success
We've had
This Lamborghini Right here Hands me keys To a fucking Lamborghini White Lamborghini It's my birthday. And he goes, brother, I got you this Lambo. For all the success we've had, this Lamborghini right here hands me keys to a fucking Lamborghini.
White Lamborghini.
It's beautiful.
$450,000 car.
We get in it.
Me and Jake are vibing and talking about how far we made it.
We have all these subscribers on YouTube.
This fandom came from Ohio.
I go, Jake, brother, this is the happiest moment of my life.
I mean that nearly in fucking tears.
He goes, I got you, bro. And I go, and this isn't a prank. It's not a joke. He goes, brother, this is the happiest moment of my life. And I mean that nearly in fucking tears. He goes, I got you, bro.
And I go, and this isn't a prank.
It's not a joke.
He goes, nah, bro.
I'm like, I'm on mom's life.
He's like, you swear to God.
He goes, swear to God, bro.
Like, damn, this motherfucker really just got me a land, but we really fucking made it.
I was about crying.
I get out of the car.
We're all like, wow, you know, Jake is such a good guy.
And some fucking guy comes up to me and
goes yo can i get the keys of my car back i go what what car you like the lamborghini i'm like
what that and everyone starts laughing at me everyone starts laughing at me because it was a prank, bro. That sounds like some deep shit
you guys don't process, bro.
Like you're saying it
and it's like you want to kill me?
I'm not Jake.
I didn't do it.
I'll never have a Lambo.
That's like you're crying
on the gondola.
It was a prank, bro.
So then what happened?
So then I was like Damn
I was embarrassed
I felt stupid
I felt betrayed
And then we just started
The beef heated up
And then next thing you know
We're making diss tracks
He made a video out of that one?
Yeah he made a video
His diss track was called
so my group my fandom was called the low gang and by the way the low gang fucking lives on i swear
to god i swear to god i'll be at the most random events wwe online discord motherfuckers like yo We live on it. I know they're out there. I know. It's like, I hear it.
I hear it.
Statistically.
Logang for life.
I'm like,
when you went to that
Flat Earth conference
and it was all your boys
from Logang,
how did you feel?
That's tough.
Okay.
That's tough.
Because you gotta give them love.
You gotta give them beliefs.
You guys are homies, dog.
Beliefs are beliefs.
Facts.
Fuck you.
I don't fucking know.
By the way,
I don't know. The Earth could be flat. It might be. I don't think it fucking is. Okay, but are beliefs. Facts, yeah. Fuck you. I don't fucking know. By the way, I don't know.
The earth could be flat.
It might be.
I don't think it fucking is.
Okay, but go on.
The Logang was riding with you?
Yeah, the Logang was riding with me.
He made a song called
The Logang is Shit or some shit.
He's like,
The Logang is...
And it just fucking peeved me.
My brother was catching up to me.
My little brother was catching up to me on YouTube.
He dogged me in front of the whole internet.
I can't believe this is real.
No, bro.
It sounds dumb, but...
No, it don't sound.
It's fucking dumb.
Yo, you diss my people, bro.
No, bro, you gotta fucking...
You gotta fucking rise for your people.
Oh, man, you got to fucking ride with your people.
Oh, man, yo.
My white privilege is a beautiful thing.
You pranked me with a Lambo on my birthday.
I'm going to kill you.
You pranked me with a Lambo.
It wasn't about the Lambo.
It's the principle, dude.
It was a prank.
The Lambo is arbitrary.
It could be anything.
What else could it be?
I got anything.
Like, for example,
how did you get those on?
That's that group of prom on you right there. Damn.
You just fucking freaked out.
You fucking did.
Hey, bro.
Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
It's not stupid.
Sonny, you scared me.
Is everybody else
seeing this?
What's going on?
Just me and Al.
This doesn't make any sense.
Just out of nowhere, Benicio Del Toro.
What does it make sense?
It's a serious act.
It's like, yo, Al is on the level.
Al and I are on the same level.
Y'all are on a different level.
Mario Brothers.
It's not going to work. Y'all are on a different level. Mario Brothers. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work.
All right, go, though.
No, nothing.
That's it.
Wait, so what concluded the beef?
What actually squashed it?
Yeah.
How did you squash it?
What did happen?
It's a good question Mark nice question bro
no
no it wasn't
how did you guys
conclude the beat
no I actually
I don't know
I think
here's a little
no you know
how it stopped
there wasn't a moment
but enough things happened
shitty in each other's lives
and we would always
have each other's backs no matter what happened then.
And that happened enough times for us to realize that our bond as brothers is the most important thing in the world.
Like, number one, there's nothing I love more in this world than Jake.
And it's through these trials and tribulations that I learned that.
Like, empathy and love especially, it wasn't like the way I was raised.
It comes a little slower to me
and I'm learning and getting better at it.
Really cherishing the love of my sibling
in my adult years now, I feel it.
I really, and it means a lot to me.
And so now, we're fucking best friends.
I think he's great.
Do you regret the beef?
You know what?
I don't.
I don't.
I regret the riff
that it caused in the family,
but I don't regret the beef.
I think it was a part of our history.
I only have two regrets in life.
Which are what?
Stupid.
Japan.
Japan, yeah, for sure.
Oh, wait. But that's not the time or place. Japan. Japan, yeah, for sure. Oh, wait.
For sure.
But that's not the time or place.
Yeah.
The one that...
I made videos.
I've been making videos my whole life, dog.
When I was nine, I got a video camera.
From nine to 12, we made YouTube videos.
They were fucking golden.
Before YouTube.
Before puberty.
First years of YouTube.
Are they public?
Oh, this is what he regrets. He lost the hard... Oh, fuck. They were. Before puberty. First years of YouTube. Are they public? Oh, this is what he regrets.
He lost the hard work.
Oh, fuck.
They were so good, dude.
And then all of a sudden, I was 12, 13 years old.
Puberty starts to hit.
Girls start to pay attention a little.
Are you trying to chase them?
Yeah.
Right?
There's this one girl.
She was like the girl at the school.
Started hanging out, whatever.
And then she's like, what do you do for fun?
I was like, I make these silly videos.
I post them online.
And I showed it to her, the whole collection. And she goes's like, what do you do for fun? I was like, I make these silly videos and I post them online and I showed it to her,
the whole collection.
And she goes,
these are fucking stupid.
Oh.
Because these videos
are embarrassing.
I went, what?
I went home.
I took a look at the videos
in a different way
and decided they're immature
and stupid.
And without my brother's permission,
I deleted all of them.
Fuck.
This was like
before Windows Movie Maker existed.
You don't know what these fucking videos are.
We have a few of them on camcorder.
Like tape, by the way.
Not fucking.
Like tape.
Wow.
Put it in a fucking cassette.
Render in the computer.
Edit it.
I'm nine years old.
I don't have to fucking do it.
They're gone.
And that was the real gold.
Yeah.
That's.
If those existed, I feel like people would definitely understand Jake and I more.
Interesting. We've been doing this shit. Yeah. If those existed, I feel like people would definitely understand Jake and I more.
We've been doing this shit.
Yeah.
Nine to seven years old, like, in a fucked up way.
What appears on the screen sometimes takes priority over our real lives, our mental health, our relationships, our blood.
Like, it's because it's kind of all we know.
Especially Jake.
He's been doing this shit since he was seven.
Cast on Disney when he was, like, 18.
Yeah. Disney!
He doesn't know what the fuck's going on.
He's not like a child star, but he definitely got famous too fucking early
and
didn't have the hardships of real life
after he was
a young adult.
Why do you think child stars end up
the way that they do?
Nice question, Andrew.
I was doing my best.
Bro, I was doing my best.
He tried.
He tries.
Why?
Well, I'll tell you.
Turn it down, but you don't know.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you why I thought that.
I was like...
I was like...
I was like...
I was like, wow, Jake got it at the end of his childhood.
Maybe he has perspective on why these childhood stars are all emotionally fucked.
He would have more than I would.
I'm not sure I can answer the question
any more than I can answer the question,
like, why does any human
get fucked up in a certain way?
But there's something that happens.
Okay, here's a different question.
You've experienced
and you've met people
at the height, like,
of stardom, right?
You probably have had moments
in your career
where you're at the height of stardom.
Like, literally the conversation in the world.
We would agree.
I'd say the only one of real relevance is Floyd.
Yeah, so it's like,
and you've met people who are like older
that have had immense success, right?
I'm sure you've met a bunch of these people.
At least in entertainment.
Kind of a little fucked up, right? It's very rare you find the ones that are normal how weird is that that's what i'm asking how weird is that does that make you ever go is this shit
worth it if that's the fuck no we could know because like i i don't know i don't think you
change that drastically i think there's something in you that maybe activates in a not so favorable way for certain people.
Dude, some people, some people, if a random stranger were to come up to you and take a picture multiple times a day,
some people, that really fucking lights them up.
That ignites them.
A part of their ego that like…
Makes them excited.
Yeah.
Like maybe inflates it in a not so reasonable way. Well, I'm the shit well it feels good i like the way it feels like maybe
you're someone that maybe because of some childhood trauma you you uh uh crave validity
from strangers maybe that's maybe that is important to you and so when you do get the fame
it it turns you into a certain person makes you believe you are this person you wish you were.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And maybe you finally are.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
And I've also had the privilege of being humbled like multiple times.
But I have not a single fucking win in my boxing record.
I'm all one and one.
I've been humbled again and again and again.
But I'm grounded now.
I get it.
I'll have real conversations with anyone if it's...
Do you think that that happened post big cancellation?
Partially, yeah.
Like without the...
Yeah, without what the fuck, bro?
You would only know success.
You'd only know everything going the exact way you plotted it.
That dude sucks.
He's weird.
That dude sucks.
Yes, dude.
Because they start to feel justified in their success.
They don't feel like there was any good fortune or luck or anything.
Like anything I say comes true and this is just how it is.
I was on my shit then.
And I assume like there are some celebrities who fall into that trap.
You know what though?
I'll say this with confidence.
Like there are more good ones than not.
I'd say it's like 80-20.
Okay.
Four out of the five like top tier people that I meet are fucking awesome.
And maybe one is like, in a real life setting, I wouldn't vibe with you.
But I'm also operating.
I vibe a certain way.
There's people who don't vibe with me.
I'm fucking weird.
I'm energetic.
I'm inquisitive.
Some people are like, I don't know.
They just operate differently.
Yeah.
But you're saying? I don't know, they just operate differently, you know? Yeah. But you're saying?
I don't fucking know.
Sometimes we meet these people that end up kind of like being emotional wrecks.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Now, I'm wondering if it's like the business already attracts these people.
Like this like a connection of traits gives you some sort of advantage in this business.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm kind of saying.
And then those same traits also potentially lead you to this misery or whatever.
Totally true.
That's why this question is hard.
That's what I'm trying to figure.
I think it's just –
Like I need to meet Adam Sandler and he tells me his life is great.
And I'd be like, okay, okay, this is good.
There are like people who have been normal.
But if somebody tells me that he's fucking just miserable like these other people.
What if somebody does tell you that?
Yeah, it's not worth misery.
I think that like.
Are you going to change what you do?
Well, no, I look at certain people and I go like,
like Tom Segura is a guy, right?
Who is like, you know Tom Segura?
Of course.
So like, I think Tom could be as famous as he wants to be.
He's obviously very funny, very successful in podcasting,
but like has like business acumen as well.
And I assume it's a choice to not put himself so far out there
because he's probably making
either the same or more money than he would
if he was ubiquitous.
But now he gets to say, you know,
Jada Pinkett Smith is a dumb bitch for whatever.
Like he gets to live with some fucking anonymity
and fame and freedom most important
because once it goes too far over everything you do criticize you can't say that can't so so that's
where i'm at that's kind of the issue can we talk about the opener yes this is interesting yeah all
right so andrew texted me before the show was like dude we have an idea you should do the cold
open the monologue right i don't i I'm not a stand-up comedian.
I don't deliver to camera.
I actually fucking hate it.
But I'm always down to try new things.
Fuck it.
And he said he would write it.
I know how funny you guys are.
So I was like, all right, great.
He gave me this really funny.
I told him.
I was like, yo, pick on this.
Self-deprecate.
The worst parts of my life.
My exes, all these things.
I gave him free reign.
Because personally, I don't give a fuck.
I think it's hilarious.
I'm down to say, do whatever.
And I warn him, though, and my team does, you know?
So he sends me this really funny fucking,
I don't know how many people contributed here
to write this thing,
but really funny opening monologue
that went,
some people in my life.
And I was like, yeah, dude, I think it's funny.
I could see my team having some problems, and they did. were smart too they cut down they cut it down by 80 the opening monologue was
and my team protected me because i don't have that uh leniency to to slip up and make a mistake
yeah like a a actual comedian does like you yeah you expect comedy from you're telling
jokes yeah you're telling jokes bro i'm being fucking me yeah i can't i can't but you're
you're performing i'm not but of course i fucking am joke you should wear the original script as a
necklace when you walk out yeah i think that i't know. I wonder if you're telling an
actual joke if you
can access that same latency.
No shot. And you know what? You can't even test
because it's not worth it, bro. I have too much
stuff. I found your fucking thing, guy.
I found your thing, guy.
Let's go.
We're back, baby.
Casserole. Casserole. Let's go. We're back, baby. Caseta.
Caseta.
Yo, let's go.
Let's go.
I thought I put it in my pants, and you didn't.
Dude.
That's funny.
Thank you, pal.
Thank you for confirming that.
I appreciate that.
Hey, guys.
Anybody listening at home? That's funny. That's solid it. I appreciate it, though. Hey, guys. Anybody listening at home?
That's funny.
That's solid.
Oh, my God.
Whoa.
Yeah, dude.
Anyways.
Yeah, bro.
It's been.
Yeah.
You got to put that as a 99 original.
That's what you got to do.
That?
Yeah.
That's funny.
Tell me how much you've been rinsed by crypto and NFTs right now.
Oh, no.
How bad? What's ETH at? Have you been following today? No. Why NFTs right now? Oh, no. How bad?
What's ETH at?
Have you been following today?
No, why?
Is it going?
Have you been following today?
It's coming back.
It's going down.
Could be the worst crash we've seen maybe ever approach.
It's bad, dude.
ETH is at 1538.
I don't know if you invest.
That's absurd.
Yeah, it was double.
It was 2K yesterday.
1900.
Jesus.
Double.
Double maybe six months ago.
How much are you down right now in the market?
We don't like that.
We don't like that right there.
No, that's not good.
How much are you down?
Strictly crypto?
Yep.
750K.
Okay.
That's not crazy.
NFTs, by just nature of crypto, probably half a mil.
It's not terribly crazy, it's just like... For how big you are in the space, it's not that much.
I just bought a house.
I liquidated a lot.
Oh, really?
You sold?
At the height?
Yeah, yeah.
I sold my house. No, no, you sold your... In Encino, the one you did the podcast. No, I? You sold? At the height? Yeah. Yeah. I sold my house.
No, no. The one you did the podcast.
No, I saw that. And who bought it? They announced
who bought that thing, too.
Some famous person bought it, right? They announced it.
It's like... You can't say?
I don't know. I don't want to. Don't say it.
We'll go look it up. Doesn't matter. I remember that house.
I like that house.
You got over on them on that price, though. I'll tell you that much.
I'm just saying. You got over on them on that price, though. I'll tell you that much. I'm just saying.
I think you won that.
I think you won that.
There you go.
What is it?
Who is it?
Machine Gun Kelly.
Oh, yeah, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox.
You got over on them on that.
You know what I'm saying?
My boy.
You know what I mean?
What?
You know what I'm saying? Did it just hit you?
It didn't just hit you, did you?
No, no, no.
It was a good deal for me.
Are they keeping the podcast studio?
No.
It's all wiped out.
It's all wiped out.
It's a skeleton, what you boys saw.
No, that's a bummer.
What happened to the wee little guy?
It would work with you a lot.
Did you say wee little, bro? No, in Scottish, that's what they say in Scotland. No, in Scotland, the wee little guy. would work with you a lot? Did you just say wee little, bro?
No, in Scottish, that's what they say in Scotland.
No, in Scotland, the wee little guy.
Evan.
Yeah.
He had a great video when he was leaving.
I remember watching it.
It was emotional and sweet.
It was really beautiful, man.
The memories that we all had in the house.
How many people live there?
Six, seven.
Really?
Can I get another prompt?
Six and a half yo come on come on
al okay he would make those jokes and it's okay but well al's also yeah a dwarf he's a wee person
yeah yeah legs legally speaking yeah i can't tell from here he has very he has very tiny legs
you know he's uh he's in la I miss him. I miss having a lot.
How long were you in that house for?
Three years, bro.
Three years.
What was the best night in the house?
Fuck.
Like, if you could go back,
teleport, relive one memory,
one night.
Ooh, good question.
What is the one night?
This guy's good.
He's fucking good.
Yeah, this guy's on it.
Shit, thank God, by the way.
Thank fucking God.
Let's go, Mark.
All right, go.
They're all
probably too inappropriate
to say
like that?
yeah
I only think of
kill the guy?
no
is that what you mean?
no
no but
fuck
one of the memories
you weren't there
there's some stories
there's some stories
that I have
let's go on that
I'm making a
no no it's just
go on that go on that. I'm making a... No, no, it's just... Go on that.
Go on that, my boy.
Anything I say, you go, yeah.
Keep going.
Go on that, bro.
You say it.
Go on that.
Wait till I do it.
No, dude, I have certain things that I've never said
that I will only say for the first time.
I'm sorry, bro.
On Rogan. Wow. Really? I've been making a list first time, I'm sorry, bro, on Rogan.
Wow.
Really?
I've been making a list.
Wait, have you not gone on Rogan?
No.
But you guys are familiar with each other?
Are you friends, maybe? For sure.
Not friends.
I wouldn't even say we're acquaintances.
Friendly, friendly with each other.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think he's...
So when is this happening?
He had high praise for you after the Mayweather fight.
He's always been...
I think he's fucking awesome.
He's the man.
He's always been so kind to us, even when the world wasn't.
He's the man.
Yeah, dude. Every time I met him, he's awesome.
Yeah, why haven't we made that happen?
I think you guys...
No, no. It's no rush.
I'll give him a fucking good-ass reason to have me on proper one day.
If he doesn't feel it's right yet, it's not.
You know, no rush. I'll be around.
I got some big things
coming up.
I think you need,
I think,
yeah, man,
get up on there.
I need some,
I'm kind of,
I need a big.
A big reason.
I need something.
I need something.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm lolling right now.
A fight?
I'm sagging it.
Big fight.
Yeah?
Big fight.
I'm saying,
hey,
like whatever it is,
it needs to be like, I don't know.
Do you feel that?
Yeah, for sure, dude.
Part of my business is gauging the culture's feeling about my brand.
Yeah.
It's funny.
I'm referring to myself as a brand.
But, dude, real life Logan isn't always the same as online Logan. I,
I,
I tried to make it,
you know,
pretty close,
but yeah,
you know,
definitely like sometimes you're a bit performative and I'm fucking chilling in your life.
I don't,
I'm just hanging out,
but online,
it's good to,
it's good to amplify certain parts of your personality.
And you could feel if it was,
you could feel like a period that's a lull.
Yeah, for sure.
Does anyone give a shit about your shit?
It's hard.
It's hard to keep people interested.
But are you still putting out things?
Yeah, yeah.
Like 99 Originals, Prime, et cetera.
But like in terms of you having a big fight, a big moment, a big specific thing.
For sure.
I think, so like Prime's pretty mass.
Prime's pretty, Originals is a bit more niche.
You have to like appreciate like art and like stories like that.
And most importantly, like NFTs and crypto, most people fucking don't.
So they don't give a shit.
They chalk it up, whatever, fine.
But the rest of the stuff I put out, like how adoptable is it by the masses?
WWE I find is pretty,
like anyone can watch it
and be entertained.
Same with boxing.
Again, the playground analogy.
Like everyone goes
to the fucking fight
at the playground.
Like same with real life.
Everyone likes it.
Original,
some of the other shit I do
is maybe,
might be a little more niche,
might not appeal to everyone.
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm quirky.
You know,
I'm quirky.
Like I like weird shit, bro.
Like, I fucking collect Pokemon cards.
How do you make people care about that?
Yeah.
How do you make people give a shit about Pokemon cards?
Yeah.
How did you?
Because I give a fuck.
And I'm good at connecting those dots.
When I care about something, I feel like I have gotten semi-good at telling a story in a way that makes other people
care as well.
It intrigues them enough
to invest themselves
and they'll connect
with me emotionally.
Like half this,
I just want to make people feel
good or bad,
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, have a sensation.
Bro, if people are
indifferent to you,
Ugh, the worst.
That's the worst thing.
Bro, a fascinating story
about you is from
your editor, Hayden.
Oh no.
He said a story
on his YouTube,
but he was saying
that they'd never looked,
and you correct me if I'm wrong,
never looked at any
YouTube analytics
for like years.
Like when your channel
was popping off.
And it was never analytics
or never like...
Never.
You just felt
what the people needed.
Hayden chalked it up
to just you being,
like just penetrating
through the screen.
I won't look at analytics.
I mean, no, that's not true.
I will, but it's not like,
it's not my determinant.
Does that make sense? Right. My taste is my determinant for what I make, that's not true. I will, but it's not my determinant. Does that make sense?
My taste is my determinant for what I make and what I release and what I would publish on.
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What do you mean your taste?
Like my opinion
on what a good story is
is the reason why I press publish
or do not press publish.
It's not because I think a video
will get good views.
I don't give a fuck.
My engagement's even gone down
after originals.
Again, it's like you're flooding
your page with a certain type
of content only resonates with a certain type of person.
The algorithm's going to put you in a spot,
and then you go fighting, and it'll go back up.
It's waves.
It's crest and truss.
It's a natural form of any endeavor,
especially when you've been doing it as long as I have.
I've been doing this shit for so fucking long, Andrew.
I've been doing this shit forever.
Fucking long, Andrew.
Yeah.
I've been doing this shit forever.
And like I've refined a storytelling taste that resonates with some people sometimes.
So that's what you look at the videos as, stories.
My resume.
Yeah.
Am I happy to have this on my resume?
Do I think this is important?
Do I think it could entertain, which is where I start?
I wanted to be the biggest entertainer in the world.
Do I think it could add value?
Do I think it could distract?
A lot of people have shit lives.
And they need a little distraction.
I mean, why are people watching this right now?
Yeah, for distraction.
When you fought Floyd,
did you think you would accomplish the dream?
Because in that moment, you're probably the biggest entertainer in the world.
No, yeah, for sure.
No, for sure.
Do you know this about me?
No.
No, you just said that?
Yeah.
Yeah, a fact.
No, that's not my goal anymore.
In that moment in history, that was the most
entertaining
thing happening.
And you were
part of the entertainment.
Yeah, so,
check the box.
Isn't that crazy?
That's fucking crazy.
At 26 years old,
I did the thing
I wanted to do
my whole life.
Now what?
That's heavy, man.
Do you see a future
where you just don't post,
don't create,
like nothing like that where you're just like, yo, I'm just going to go live and reflect and do fun shit?
Or do the things you think are fun without any type of incentive?
Fuck, bro.
It's such a good question.
It's kind of like all I know.
The answer is yes.
There's a world where I don't post.
Is there a world where I don't create?
No.
Yeah.
There's always something.
I'll always be making.
Whether I show it to people, that's TBD.
But you're always going to be making.
I'm always going to be making.
I'm always recording, snapping videos and pictures and just like,
I ran around the world for 99 days with a fucking Polaroid with the biggest smile on my face every second of it
I love fucking capturing
and I forever
will be capturing
I just do it
I have footage of me
shooting leopards
and lions
from like 5 to 6 feet away
in 180 degree virtual reality.
I thought you were killing them.
No.
I thought you were shooting leopards and lions.
Oh, my God.
No, no, shooting, like capturing.
Yeah, capturing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
You're shooting?
Yeah.
But you meant like filming.
You meant shooting with camera.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't, no.
Oh, man.
It took you a while to get there.
God, I'm fucking stoned.
Bro.
I don't know what's going on.
Me neither.
Me neither.
I'm just talking.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're waiting for me to shut up.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, I want to get on something.
I love capturing.
You love capturing.
I love making shit. No, no, no. But I'm curious about this. You love capturing. I love making shit.
No, no, no.
But I'm curious about this.
This is important.
At 26, you accomplished the goal, okay?
Did it feel like or give you what you always hoped it would?
Yeah.
Respect.
No.
I'm like, you know how, like, people, I don't know if you have this but like some people
are very like depressed right but they're passionate about like an art and they go once
i accomplish this goal i'll feel fulfilled and oftentimes they don't and then they're in this
dark for sure for sure yeah yeah i know it's um it's the what now moment i've had people describe
this on my podcast they do the thing and they have the what now moment. Man, I'm 26.
My what now moment, or no, I'm 27 now, but my what now moment happened at a time where I could still do a lot of stuff.
Yeah.
I'm super.
Yeah.
I'm saying this with fucking privilege.
This is like crazy blessed.
I don't know how the fuck it happened.
It happened.
And so after that night, right, I'm like, A, what now, but also B, wow.
This is great.
I really got to revel in the accomplishment.
I did pat myself
on the back for a second.
I was like,
good job, us.
We did.
Wow.
Holy fucking shit.
Now what?
What are you going to do?
Anything.
Do you not usually do that?
You not give yourself credit?
No, I don't give a fuck.
Really?
I don't give a fuck.
Wait, don't give a fuck
or you don't?
I'm like
fairly numb to success and failure.
So then what motivates you?
I'm fairly numb.
I swear to God, I'm numb.
Really?
Yeah.
So then what's the driving force?
I mean, I do what I love.
Being numb doesn't mean you don't care.
I just am not affected by the highs or the lows.
You're not affected by outcome.
You're in love with the process.
Yeah, for sure.
I, sometimes, yeah, no, maybe not that.
I care about the outcome for a little bit, but, but I've, sort of, I care about the outcome.
But I know where shortcomings can lead to so like i want to do the
things i want to do but if i don't make it so be it i've learned something so next time i'm probably
gonna do the thing i want to do dude it took me fucking 10 no yeah 10 years a decade on youtube bro i made videos from nine
eight to eighteen on youtube before i had 4500 subscribers with jake
4500 and we were like syndicating content on all these different platforms as 18 year olds there
was this platform called uh ifunny and we'd be posting our videos on there
from different accounts.
You were posting on iFunny.
Yes, trying to get traction.
These kids, with the headlines you see now on the videos,
this funny video emoji, right?
And try to clickbait people
and direct them to our YouTube channel.
I emailed every big Viner at the time.
Yo, check out my Viner.
I was trying to hack.
Relentless.
Bro, I was going to make it.
I was going to fucking make it.
It wasn't an option.
There's a fucking way, dude.
You know, especially with the internet now, dude.
Especially with the internet now.
I don't know how y'all all got in this room, but I bet it's some crazy-ass fucking story that makes no fucking sense to you.
Like, shit's weird.
Shit's weird, but there's a way.
There's a way to make shit happen.
If it was 30 years ago and you're not making internet content, would you, like, act?
Would you be in movies?
Or do you think you'd be an entrepreneur or something?
I wanted to be an actor.
Yeah.
I was in college for engineering.
I wanted to be an actor, but I'm not, like, I just don't have it.
Like, yeah, you know, to be a real actor.
What do you mean?
Like, you don't think you're a good actor?
Do you think you're a good actor?
Don't ask him that.
What did you just say?
Just take it easy.
He notoriously hates actors,
shits on them all the time
because they're townless.
Whoa!
What?
And then he did a couple movies
and he was like,
all right.
That shit kind of hard, man.
What do you mean?
It's so fucking hard.
It's a little bit hard.
It's like any art form.
It's hard.
Yeah.
To feel.
Sorry. Hold on. I'm not done with the fucking thought. It's dramatic timing, dude. God damn it. He's got to do. Sorry, hold on.
I'm not done with the fucking thought.
It's dramatic timing, dude.
God damn it.
He's got to do something about the theater.
Hold on.
I'm not done with the fucking thought.
The fucking thought.
Now I'm a sociopath.
Every ex-girlfriend of his is like,
I told you.
I told you that motherfucker don't feel.
No.
Bro.
Fuck.
And then she didn't
take her big ass toe
and turn off
the fucking YouTube
and then fucking
hit her after the tone
god damn it
y'all are crazy
yeah
hot
water shaking
no
yeah
to feel
to be vulnerable
yeah
with a cast
a crew watching
like a camera set
Like deliver lines
Be someone else
To be someone else
Not pretend
That's the tough one
To be someone else
Some of these motherfuckers
Really are someone else
Yeah
I ran into Jared Leto
At Coachella
And?
I met Jared Leto
Yeah
I didn't meet the Joker
Was that disappointing?
No His Joker was kind of mid though Listen I met Jared Leto. Yeah. I didn't meet the Joker. Was that disappointing? No.
His Joker was kind of mid, though.
Listen, I met Jared Leto.
Yeah.
I like him.
He was nice.
He was a good guy.
It's Jared.
It's Jared.
You mentioned Impulsive.
You watched a couple episodes of Impulsive.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you not?
You'd be surprised the outreach of the show gets.
No. You'd be fucking the outreach of this show gets. No. You'd be
fucking surprised. I wouldn't be.
Because you've been doing
you guys have been killing it, man.
No, not us. You. This show.
Oh, this show. You'd be surprised. What do you mean?
I bet there's some people who watch this show
you'd never guess that they watch.
Barack Obama? Hillary
Clinton. You think Hillary?
Yeah, she's on it sometimes.
Hillary was hateful.
You don't think she sees clips every now and then?
Tagging or tag posting Instagram?
They have to.
They have to.
100%.
Yeah, I think they...
You're not just some little creator, dude.
People see your shit, dude.
That's kind of fire.
It's kind of fire.
It is fire, dude.
Yeah.
You're really doing it.
What?
What?
What?
I just was thinking, man.
I can't think.
Okay.
Is this what happened
on the Rogan episode?
Yes.
What happened on the
Rogan episode?
This exact episode.
I don't think this is...
That was way stronger
than the fucking
This is crazy.
What was the retention
on that?
The sad words, I can tell you exactly what it was.
What is it?
What was it?
To the very end?
Like to the last second?
Did people watch the part where y'all were fucked up?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Still?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we had a crazy retention boost.
It was kind of wild.
Why?
Because of Rogan.
I mean, obviously.
Well, you got Rogan fans.
They're used to listening to podcasts.
Fans are bred.
They have patience.
Fans are bred in a certain way.
That's interesting.
Are you breeding patient fans
or are you breeding fans
who need to see a cut
every two seconds like in vlogs?
Oh, fuck.
You want to make sure
you attract the people
that are into the thing
you love to do.
Yeah, like my vlog content,
good example,
kind of based on
what we hit earlier,
my vlog content was fast-paced,
short attention spans,
breeds even short attention spans.
I want the next thing immediately.
It's not always super healthy,
but that was the type of person I met,
so that's the kind of content I had to create.
Rogan's fans are used to-
Sit down, work it out.
I'm listening to Joe.
And with Originals, same shit.
My platform has been built for the masses.
Originals is a little bit more niche.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
These people who love.
A certain type of person wants to see these stories.
And a really certain type of person wants to buy in.
Invest their money.
And that pool is even fucking small.
Do you have a favorite one?
Oh, man.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, I do know.
We went to norway okay we went to norway um super fucking north so north to see uh orca whales ever seen orcas in
real life beautiful creatures right and we heard they were in norway like the most north you can
get without being on a north fucking pole.
And this is after, you know, my dog chewed my passport.
We were supposed to go to Uganda to capture gorillas for this project.
That got canceled because my dog chewed my passport.
I'm like scrambling to make it to Stade.
Heli ski off a mountain, parachute down, head right to Norway in a fucking friend's billionaire's private jet.
Like that type of journey.
Like every day back to fucking back. James Bond shit.
No, stupid, dude.
And my friend who invited me on this trip invited like five highly accomplished men
from different fields.
And each person was so good at what they did.
It was like a three-day mastermind retreat of just dudes hanging out, sleeping three
hours a night, roughing it through these cities, going super fucking north and trying to swim with orca whales.
In Tromso, north of Tromso, Norway, where the sun does not come up over the horizon at this time of year.
It's light for two hours.
Light.
And then pitch black.
Hardest I've worked to ever get a photo, ever.
And guess what?
Polaroid doesn't capture in low light.
One of the most epic stories that I learned the most ever in three days with the head economist, the head survivalist, head philanthropist.
Kygo was with us in One Wing of the Diver
because he's from Norway
like world renowned DJ
DJ
Kygo was randomly there
it's
it's fucking crazy
how much I learned from this show
do you know who Mike Horn is?
man the world needs to know this guy
survivalist extremist, extraordinaire.
Swam down the Amazon River like all by himself.
Crossed the, he's circumferenced the world like a multitude of times.
One time he did it around the equator.
He followed the equator.
Went all the way around the world on the equator.
followed the equator, went all the way around the world on the equator. He had to outsmart militaries and go through the most unimaginable conquest just to survive, survivalist.
So hearing this dude's stories aren't the stories I'm telling now. This dude is like,
yo, here's how I caught monkeys to survive on the Amazon.
Whoa.
Monkey see, monkey do. He'd lick a plant in the morning, set it down.
The monkey comes and gets the salt, runs back up the tree.
And he kept doing that every day and tricked the monkey
and then he was able to catch it, right?
So he's telling these stories about survival, about fucking like...
I don't want to out his shit, right?
But about like the deepest experiences of of really living to the extreme.
The decisions that this particular dude made were life or death for real.
He's not operating on our level.
When I met him, he grabs my hand like a gorilla dude and just pulls me in. I broke my hand in this journey as well. So I'm like, I actually got a gorilla, dude. And just like pulls me into this.
I broke my hand like in this journey as well.
So I'm like, I actually got fucking mad, bro.
I'm like, why the fuck is this guy like alphaing me right now?
Right, he pulls me.
He's like, brother, good to see you, man.
Like, nice to meet you.
You're doing great.
But also like, bro, you don't need to fucking like alpha me like that.
Did I know and did I learn?
He's like, he really is a, like, he's feral.
He's wild, dude.
Operates in society, functions, whatever.
But he is a true survivor.
On some primal shit.
Yeah.
What do you mean life or death decisions?
What do you mean by that?
When he walked across the South Pole?
Antarctica, sorry. When he walked across Antarctica by south pole antarctica sorry yeah so when he walked across antarctica by
himself you know like and one day he accidentally took off his glove to grab something and his
finger got frostbit and you're getting frostbit and you're gonna lose your hand and possibly die
in antarctica what do you do you take a fucking chisel and chop your own finger off no he didn't
yeah whoa and and it's not like he told us these stories either.
I'm very open.
I said, do you mind me asking what happened to half of your finger?
He goes, oh, mate.
South African.
Oh.
Oh, mate.
The way he tells the stories, you could be in a room full of the most influential people in the world,
the most powerful people in the world.
By the end of the night, everyone would be listening to Mike Horn.
Whoa.
Really?
That's the type of dude this was.
By the end of the night, he had 15 people catfished, crying.
That was some of his stories.
Did he make you want to do that shit?
Fuck no!
No!
What?
A little bit?
No!
You don't want to climb Everest a little bit? Not at all.
That's when I realized, like, yo, I think I'm the shit.
Yeah.
That's when I go, yo, I literally ain't shit.
Really?
I ain't shit.
You could do a little Kilimanjaro.
Sure, dude.
Okay.
Come on.
Wait, is it hard to climb the top of Everest?
It's pretty fucking hard, i thought i seen women doing it
and i didn't realize it was like a like a real no like is it like what is i'm trying to understand
no i mean that like i you see it's the highest point dude it's super hard to fucking climb dude
and mike posner just did it.
Yo, shout out to Mike, bro.
It's hard, dude.
People often lose their lives.
There's levels to this shit, dude.
But I honestly thought that you could just go do it.
I genuinely thought that.
You could just go.
Rogan should have Mike Horn on his podcast if he didn't already.
Really?
Yeah.
Schultz and Mike Horn need to go camping together.
Yeah, I would like to go.
I've never been camping.
What?
What?
You've never been camping?
You can't even whip that shit.
No, dude.
You've never been camping?
No.
Have you camped before?
I'm a camper.
Wait, for real?
I'm from Ohio, dude.
This is a country boy.
I didn't know.
I'm like a suburban.
He's a country boy.
My dad would be like, fuck country boy.
You're a country boy.
Bro, I'd go to school. I'd be the only one with orange camo pants. No, really? I swear. a suburban. He's a country boy. My dad raised me like a fucking country boy. You're a country boy. Bro, I'd go to school,
I'd be the only one in orange camel pants.
No, really?
I swear.
Only person.
Still get made fun of to this day.
Orange camel?
Orange camel.
What would that camel be?
Cabela's.
Motherfucker.
Only the realest motherfuckers know about Cabela's.
Do you know about Cabela's?
Do you know about Cabela's?
Please, stop.
Do you know about Cabela's? Please. Only the realest. Dino Machiavellis Dino Machiavellis Please Dino Machiavellis Please
Holy
What the hell is that
Nah it's not just
No
Is that a vision
Oh that's
Mario Pali
Yo
What is that
That shit went
Three rounds
Big round Come on Yo, what is that, bro? That shit went three rounds with big balls.
Come on, bro.
Yo, three, he got to three.
He got to three.
He got to three.
I knew it.
I knew it was about the end of this shit.
But the Capella's like, what, that is?
No, no, no.
Just do Cabela's, dude. Cabela is. No, no, no. Just do Cabela's, dude.
Cabela's.
But, like, what is that for?
Like, what else?
Hunting, outdoorsman, sportsmanship.
But during, like, a very specific time of year, though.
No, no, no, no.
Dude.
Those orange and black ones?
My happy place.
It's a Bass Pro Shop.
Cabela's.
There's a Bass Pro Shop in it, dog.
That's the type of infrastructure we're talking about.
That's the type of infrastructure we're talking about.
You don't know about infrastructure?
You don't know that Everest is tough to climb?
I honestly didn't think Everest was tough to climb.
It's tough climbing.
Do you know what happens to your body when you climb? You get didn't think Everest was tough to climb. It's tough. Do you know what happens
to your body when you climb?
You get edema.
Cerebral edema.
Your body, your lungs.
Dude, Cabela's.
They don't have Mount Everest
in Cabela's.
Click on this one.
Here, here, here.
Click on this one.
Shut up.
He roped you to make that.
Yeah.
It's the next best thing.
Hold on. They have this mountain of stuff. Is that a horse? You got roped into it. What type of next best thing? Hold on.
They have this mountain of stuffed animals.
Is that a horse?
You got a broken toilet.
What type of horse is that?
They got a mountain.
What is that?
Do they sell your shirt at Cabela's out?
Yeah, so that's a horse in front.
That joke sucks.
What type of horse is that?
It's not the scale.
Oh, it's a dessert sheep. Oh, it's dessert sheep.
Oh, man.
You guys want to talk to my manager right now?
Who is it, Jeff?
Yeah.
What's up, Jeff?
Why are we looking at you?
I'm on Andrew Schultz's podcast.
Yo, Jeff, Logan said he went to Epstein's Island and did a 99 original.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Oh, my God. that was fucking good
alright
I thank him for
walking up to me in New York City
and saying hi
he was across the
street
I don't think it was the other way
around recognition but it's all good.
I'm four or not.
You're up my nuts.
Let's go, Jeff.
I really told him that.
Jeff, you ever been to Cabela's?
You ever been to Cabela's?
Cabela's?
I'm not.
You phoned in a friend. You phoned in a friend. You phoned in a friend. Cabela's? Yeah. I'm not. Nah, man, you're fine.
You phoned in a friend.
Nothing, man.
Nothing.
It's over.
Yo, all right.
Well, so Cabela's, like, what happened there, bro?
Man, you could do anything you wanted.
Shit.
What could you do?
You buy slippers, you buy a fishing rod, you buy ammo, you could buy stuffed goats, mountains, animals, tents.
Was this like Walmart
in Ohio?
It's Walmart for hillbillies.
People would just show them
like hang there.
You know what I'm saying?
It's Walmart for rednecks.
What?
You're like outdoors.
Walmart?
What's the Walmart
for hillbilly Walmart?
He's from Far Rockaway.
He's from Far Rockaway he's from far rock away
that's funny
they don't have Walmart
but also I do have to say
Walmart's a partner
they distribute primes
so like I can't
let you
yo
Walmart is the shit Al
yeah
but this other place
Cabela's
what year did they
stop selling humans
what
I do see where you're
what did you say
I can't see
what
yo shout out to Walmart yeah shout you say? Yo shout out to Walmart
Shout out to Hallmark
Shout out to Paul Blart
You know like
I rap
I really rap bro
It's not a problem for me
If I rap
You never heard anybody
go from Walmart
to Paul Blatt
in your life,
bro.
I didn't see that coming.
You never heard it.
He said that,
I was like,
all right,
he might be on his own.
He got balls.
I rap.
I'm about this life,
dude.
Open her up.
You're not an outdoorsman.
No,
I'm not,
but I want to be.
No,
you don't.
No,
I want to try it.
How do you feel about bugs?
What do you mean by that? How do you feel about bugs? What do you mean by that?
How do you feel about bugs?
Like, emotionally?
Like, how do I feel about them?
Like, do I like them on me, biting me?
Do they make you queasy for happy?
He doesn't like the B movie.
Yeah.
Because it's an anime film?
That sign feels a little annoying to me.
I see.
Right?
Yeah, I see.
Have you met him?
I've never met him.
Oh, no.
I've never met him.
I can see how he could be annoying.
The voice.
Anyway, bugs, I'm like whatever about.
I don't really mind bugs.
How about your fiance or wife?
My wife?
Yeah, she's probably done more camping than me, bro.
Wow.
Bro, you got to get out there.
Honeymoon.
I want to camp.
Honeymoon.
Go camp.
I'm going to camp.
You're going to camp or you're going to glamp?
No, I want to camp. I want to go to cold camp. Huh? I want to go to go camp. I'm going to camp. You're going to camp or you're going to glamp? No, I want to camp.
I want to go to cold camp.
Huh?
I want to go to cold camp.
What now?
I want to go to Canada where it snows and you've got to make fire and make shelter and stay warm.
That's the YouTube videos I watch.
No, you don't.
I watch.
I'm going to have a North Face, bro.
I'm going to have some boots or something.
I'm telling you, though, if you've never been camping, the first time you go camping should not be in the fucking snow.
Well, I got to tell my boy Manson that I fucked up because we were trying to go to Idaho to go to the snow to camp with him.
Is he an expert?
Nope.
He was going to hire an expert.
I think they got Eskimos or something like that.
There are Eskimos in Kansas.
Yeah, yeah.
Not Kansas, Idaho.
Idaho.
It's the same thing.
Right, back to it.
It's the same shit.
But I guess what I'm saying is
I would like to go camping
and I like the extreme nature of it.
Like, I want it to be...
No, because...
I want to be able to potentially die.
That's where it's going.
Oh!
Oh, I thought you meant for like a leisure...
You know when you go camping
like you enjoy it.
No, I want to go for survival.
You're trying to fucking...
Oh, go to the...
Yeah, go to the snow, bro.
Thank you.
Have you done snow camping?
I haven't.
You haven't?
I've done, not heavy snow.
No, not heavy snow.
Or just, like, cold weather.
Have you done that?
Cold weather, for sure.
Like, how cold?
A layer of snow, for sure.
Snowed overnight, like, a little powder.
Yes.
Real, like, tundra shit?
No.
That's insane.
That's, You know why?
Because the biggest thing is
starting a fire.
If you start a fire,
generally,
your chances for survival
exponentially increase
if you can start a fire.
That's really difficult
in certain conditions.
I survived on an island
for 48 hours.
I had to start a fire.
I even had flint.
They gave me flint.
That was one of my items.
You know how fucking hard it is?
By yourself?
Yeah, by myself.
You got food and everything?
No.
What'd you eat?
I caught a fish.
You actually caught fish?
With what?
Caught a fish
and I ate a spear.
Whoa.
And then I ate,
I saw a skunk.
I wasn't able to get it.
You're going to try
to trap a skunk?
A fish.
I think I just ate the fish.
I was able to boil water.
That's crazy. But the fire took me... Dude.
I've never...
This was one of the lowest moments of my life.
I was under this log
for this fucking show.
And I was
getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.
How the fuck?
This is the craziest.
When did this happen in your life, Logan?
I feel like I wouldn't have known about this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was it?
Okay, so it's a good question.
After Vine and before YouTube
was a period where I just made
like short-form content.
I made it for a platform
that Facebook made called Watchable.
It was only on that platform.
So it did not get viewed that many times, right?
Because there's no discoverability.
There's no algorithm on YouTube that pushes it to a broad audience.
So it was on Watchable.
It would get 200,000, 300,000 views.
But no one used Watchable.
Shut down.
It doesn't exist anymore.
So the videos are online.
But also, it was like a goofy phase.
I think it was produced kind of wrong.
But the challenges were real.
And this one's fucking hard.
And I'm laying under this log
literally getting eaten alive by mosquitoes starving i tried to start a fire for three
fucking hours i just couldn't get it with the flint don't choose flint i should have
the matches you had the option for matches because my dad told me not to fucking choose
the matches because he said if it rains it'll be useless which is true he said to bury him
underground and i could have done that and i didn't And so I just chose to fucking flint
But I had never used flint before
I didn't know how hard it was
So I'm starving
I have no energy
I've been trying to fucking start a fire all day
There's like tugboats going by
I'm like I'm going to get fucking kidnapped by a pirate
And I'm like why the
This show is a good idea
Why would no one do this?
Like why is no
Why is like no like personality gone
And try to survive?
Like that's
You know not Bear Grylls
Like fucking like Like a weirdo no one do this? Like, why is no, why is like no like personality gone and try to survive? Like, you know, not Bear Grylls,
like fucking like,
like weirdo.
Because they're not fucking stupid,
dude.
This is the dumbest
fucking thing ever
that I would subject myself
to this kind of bullshit.
And it was only 48 hours.
It wasn't shit.
I'm naked and afraid
I'd be,
I'd be cooked.
Done?
Nah,
I'd make it work,
but like, I need sustenance, dude. Yeah. I'm like, I'd make it work, but like,
I need sustenance,
dude.
Yeah.
I'm like,
my metabolism's stupid.
So when I'm hangry,
nothing gets done.
Nothing gets done.
Anyways,
it's poor,
you gotta start a fire.
All right,
this has been an episode.
I think we're all fucked up at this point, bro has been an episode.
Girl, I fucked up at this point, bro.
I'm sorry.
I told you I was going to start talking.
I told you I was going to start talking. No, it's good.
It's good.
It's good.
Yo, I'm going to go hunting, though, bro.
I'm going to go hunting.
I'm going to go camping.
I'm going to do all that shit.
I'm going to start a fire, bro. Start a fire. Good, dude. I got that. Now you can cook, bro. going to go camping. I'm going to do all that shit. I'm going to start a fire, bro.
Start a fire.
Good, dude.
I got that.
Now you can cook, bro.
Now you can boil water.
Did you make it all 48 hours, though?
I did.
Oh, sick.
Very hard.
All right, look, look.
You made it.
I'm being serious, bro.
Before we end this podcast, this is what we need.
You're going to make him do a physical challenge?
Who is what Who is...
What they call the...
The throat...
The throat go.
I knew you were going to say that.
The throat go.
I was going to say that.
What else could you have possibly said?
I was going to say...
I was going to say that.
I was going to say that.
I want to know.
You do want to know?
Yeah. I want to know. You do want to know? Yeah.
I want to know.
Amber Heard, have you gotten Ambers?
No.
You didn't?
I didn't.
I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Did she try to throw it at you?
No chance.
Really?
Amber Heard thinks she's hot shit.
You wouldn't hook up with Amber Heard now?
No, in full?
No, now, no.
Oh, come on, dude.
Oh, fuck.
What?
You don't think it's crazy?
Yeah, like. Bro, come on, dude. Fuck, what? You don't think it's crazy? Yeah, like, Shorty's a king.
Huh?
Shorty's a king.
That's one way to describe it.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, like, he's in it for that long for a reason, right?
Oh.
Shit, dude.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
She got the Dumbledore, bro.
I see what you're saying. It wouldn't Dumbledore, bro. I see what you're saying.
It wouldn't change my personal opinion, but like, come on.
What is the Dumbledore?
The Dumbledore, bro, is magic, dog.
She got the magic down there, man.
Come on, yo.
As long as she don't got the hog warts.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
You better not have the hog warts.
He's good.
This is why they make the big bucks.
This is why they make the big bucks.
Come on, yo.
You know what I mean?
It's just words swirling.
Words swirling.
Do you play Wordle?
No, what is that?
Oh, he hates Wordle, bro.
I tried to show this to him.
That's the square shit?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's play it.
Let's do it right now.
What's the word for today?
I already did it today.
Mouse.
Mouse?
Yeah, sorry, y'all.
You already figured it out?
Yeah.
Why do you like Wordle so much?
I like the idea of a daily puzzle,
and I like the idea of that daily puzzle bringing me together with a person.
It makes me spend a tension time.
Yeah, why do you hate Wordle?
Oh, I didn't know you play with somebody.
Play with your girl.
I didn't know you play with your girl.
Make it a ritual every day.
Just play Wordle with your girl.
Is that what you do with your girl?
Wordle buddies.
Wordle.
It's every morning.
We fucking Wordle Sometimes at night
We're feeling like crazy
When you're getting real frisky
We fucking Wordle
You fucking Wordle dude?
Do you know the guy
Do you make her squirtle?
No
Dude I have a squirtle tattoo
No you don't
Swear
Damn bro
That shit is deep bro
It's really about the Pokemon life bro
You really have one
Like on your
Near your johannesson dude
Yeah
What was that
Like a bat or something
What happened
That's my only tattoo
Wait for real
Yeah
Why'd you get that
I love Pokemon
No I know you love it
No
But you know I love it
I had this a year
Before I realized
That there was a trading card game
Before I
Ventured into it as an adult
I love Pokemon Why But it was a card game Before it was Yeahured into it as an adult. I love Pokemon.
Why?
But it was a card game before it was...
Yeah, but I didn't know the cards
were like trading as an asset.
Like I didn't know there was like a marketplace
for the TCG, the trading card game.
Right.
I just always loved Pokemon.
I played in high school all the time.
I just loved it.
But why?
Why was it...
Why did I love Pokemon?
I thought it was just so creative.
I love the characters.
I love the battle. I love the story. I love everything about it. I just it was just so creative. I love the characters.
I love the battle.
I love the story.
I love everything about it.
I don't know.
What was the best game though?
Yeah, what's the favorite generation?
So the ones I always go back to,
like every three years,
I'll buy a Game Boy Color and I'll buy Pokemon Red,
Pokemon Yellow sometimes,
like when Pikachu follows you.
Good take, good take.
Game Boy Color. Yeah, okay. you. Good take. Game Boy Color.
I'll never do the Game Boy
Advanced. Oh, no. You've got to check out
Sapphire. So that was...
I played when I was younger, but...
Fuck you guys.
It was like a Pokemon right now.
I love the same thing.
Anything that goes outside
151, bro,
I'm like, I don't...
It gets too big.
It's too big, man.
But it almost doesn't even matter
because the youth now
give a fuck about Pokemon.
Why?
Can you explain to me
what the hell is Pokemon?
What Pokemon is Andrew, bro?
Which one would you think he is?
Yeah, what am I?
What am I?
Yo, what was that?
What Pokemon am I?
Right now he's drowsy.
What?
I'm drowsy?
Right now you're fucking drowsy?
I'm drowsy, dude.
No, I think I'm more Charizard.
No shot, dude.
I'm not a Charizard?
No shot.
Why not?
Not a champ.
I think I'm a Charizard.
No, he's Mr. Mime, dude.
Wow.
Dude, I'm definitely a Mime.
I'm definitely Mr. Mime. You're Mr. Mime, dude. Wow. Dude, I'm definitely a Mime. I'm definitely Mr. Mime.
You're Mr. Mime, dude.
That's a shot.
I like Mime.
Okay.
What's up, dude?
No, no, but have you ever
thought about what it is
about Pokemon
that makes you obsessed with it?
Because you spent
retarded money
on this Pokemon.
I have the most expensive
Pokemon card in the world.
Oh, which one?
The one of one
PSA 10 Pikachu edition.
What do you know
about that card, Andrew?
Thank you. Thank you. Call that, Carl? Thank you.
Call that the bullshit.
There you go.
There you go.
He goes, oh, yeah.
Fucking crying.
Bro, what was that?
That was amazing.
Fuck yeah.
No, it's a Pikachu is the number one.
Damn right.
It's a Pikachu.
Oh, I thought it'd be a Charizard.
Charizards are generally number two.
I have one of those as well,
but I got the one.
Pikachu, dude.
Pikachu's like one of the most
recognizable characters on Earth.
Pokemon's the highest grossing
media franchise in the world.
Really?
Yeah.
How much?
Number one.
90 plus billion.
Probably approaching 100.
I went to a BTS
Motherfucking concert
What's your favorite song?
You got it right
This is something
Dynamite
Damn so you gave up
Logan Gang bro
For Dynamite
It's Logan
Oh Logan
My bad
Don't get it twisted
Look he's
You see that right there
Look what he's doing
His hands bro That's really That M That's for Maverick That's cool bro Oh shit Look, he's got it right there. Look what he's doing with his hands, bro.
That's really...
That M says for Maverick.
Oh, shit.
Maverick, bro.
That's fire, dude.
That's like when non-gang people
doze off.
You haven't seen this?
You watch Love on the Spectrum?
That's fucked up.
Why, bro?
Because I love that show.
Yeah, it's the best show.
It's the best show.
I love that show.
The Australian one
or the American one?
American.
I do have to say.
Really?
I like the American one better.
I like Australian.
No, you don't think so?
Australian one.
Way better.
Really?
Yeah.
How many seasons are there?
Two.
Australian, there was a couple, too.
Two, three.
Wow.
I have to watch it because I love the American one.
Yeah.
Do you think, hey, honest question.
How do I say this?
What do you think the creators of that show's intentions are?
That's a good question.
You know?
I think it's,
if there is somebody who has like a relative that has it i think they recognize the hilarity and the the beauty and love in these people and i think if you really
love someone who has like you know severe like spectrum stuff you can't laugh when they do
objectively funny so in its best intentions,
I think it's somebody who recognizes
they're fucking funny with the weird shit they do.
I think that there are producers on it
who are like editing for jokes.
For a thousand percent.
And also sometimes I think prompting for jokes.
No.
I think so.
Like producers running in and going.
A hundred percent.
There's a couple of lines I saw,
like this is where my career,
like I know how stories are told and made and in and going. A hundred percent. There's a couple of lines I saw, like this is where my career, like I know how stories are told and made
and then they didn't produce.
And like when you want to weave it a certain way,
like there was one scene where
one of the characters was like,
he's talking about a stamp collection
that he has on the wall.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like James, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that guy.
He's like these stamps, this, these stamps.
He's like, it's whatever. It's just a thing I have. He's like, James, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that guy. He's like, these stamps are this, these stamps are this.
He's like, it's whatever.
It's just a thing I have.
It's like a conversation, Pete.
And one producer goes,
oh, like, who have you had in this room?
Dude, bro.
We were watching that all together.
Who have you had in this room?
And he goes, oh, I guess, yeah, no one.
And they left it in.
Yeah, like, I get it.
I fit your story, bro.
It's kind of rude.
Doug, you know what his response Was going to be
But they could have
Chose to cut it out
They could
They could have chose
Not to
Say
Like I
I get it
The storyteller in me
Like you're trying to
Make an arc
Of a thing
And
Frame the characters
A certain way
That sets them up
Really nicely
For a
A
Accomplishment Via arc, I get it.
But that's why
it's just a question. What are the
creators of the show's intention?
Make the most entertaining show.
You think so? I'm not going to feel good about it.
I think that's what it is.
I ask. As a creator, I watch
that show and I'm like,
I know what they're doing behind the scenes to get some
of these shots. And I know they're
bathing in the way some of the things
turned out.
There was a scene where Subodh
was dating, went on a date
with a girl on like a pier.
Yep. You saw that.
Yep.
Look at your lips like that.
Not here.
Not now.
He's not going to be able to explain this.
If you laugh a little, he's going to absolutely lose it.
So you cannot laugh.
Okay.
A little on the back.
Yeah, baby.
Oh, no.
Okay, let's go, my boy.
Okay, so you cannot laugh when Andrew explains what he's going to say.
No.
Me?
Do you remember the girl's name that Subodh went on the date with?
I don't. I don't.
I don't.
They're so bad with me.
Rachel.
That might be it.
I think it's Rachel.
Was it really?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Do they end up dating more after that?
Yeah.
I've done this before and fried my hair off.
Oh, okay.
Don't do that.
I don't realize how high it goes.
Don't do that.
Logan, what do you think the intentions are, bro?
What do I think?
You said you were going to tell us. No, what do you think the intentions are, bro? What do I think? You said you were going to tell us.
No, what I think?
No, Schultz said he was going to tell us.
Oh, I think that there's a person there that recognizes the humor.
I think, you know what I think it is?
Go.
I actually kind of relate to this because I feel like I was in this headspace
when I was making vlogs.
You want to be genuine and authentic,
but you also want to tell a certain story.
And sometimes maybe you'll compromise your moral compass
to tell a story a certain way.
So while the intentions are good,
by the way, this doesn't affect them, right?
But there's some people who are going to have to
maybe sleep with
that certain decision
they made
that may frame someone
a certain way.
Yeah,
it feels...
I think the intentions
are good.
I think the intentions
are good.
I do.
Yeah.
But I'd be lying
if I said I didn't think
they weren't
really fucking
hyper aware
of the thing
they're creating.
Yes.
I agree.
And they have to be.
It's just weird when you're taking the same principles that you use to make housewife shows fun.
Or a baking show hilarious.
And then you apply it to people who might not even control themselves.
Dude, reality TV. It's good because it's all just like be in control of themselves. You know? Dude, reality TV.
It's good because it's all just like
the worst parts of people.
Well, that's what you guys were creating, right?
I mean, sort of.
Sort of.
What's the difference?
How did...
Okay, here's...
I'm curious of this.
When you got into trouble,
and did you plan the way back exactly as it happened no no no so i'm just curious when when what is the way back for you and how much is that then yeah like did
you plan it out do you i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this no no no no uh the first and only real step
the only step that i cared about once i kind of separated myself from the internet for a bit
and like the validation because of the views i got that day was uh learning like really like
figuring out where the fuck i went wrong. Oh, really? Yeah. Full accountability.
Full, whoa, why?
Why did I do that?
Yeah.
That was step one and only step.
And then afterwards, for sure when it first happened,
I was like, whoa, my career, my brand.
And then I was like, hold up, hold up, hold up.
This was bad.
This was very bad.
I got to do something about this. I can't be this person.
And then you, okay, so you come to grips with that.
But you still have to plot the return because it's not like-
There was no plot.
I got fucking lucky as shit that my British counterpart, KSI, called me out for a boxing match.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
People joke.
I thought that was a message.
People joke, they say, you know, KSI saved your career, right?
Because he called me out the box, and it gave me an opportunity
to literally start
my potential redemption
by fighting
my way back.
Fighting to, A, first
earn a chance to be forgiven.
Wait a second.
I made a mistake.
Yeah, I fucking made a mistake.
But like, stand by for one second.
I don't think that mistake is me.
A, step A, earn a chance to be forgiven.
Did you stop vlogging between those two periods?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I thought that you chose fighting.
No, dude.
KSI called me out. That's crazy. And people joke. Oh, okay. Yeah. I thought that you chose fighting. No, dude. Because KSI called me out.
That's crazy. And people joke.
This is funny.
You get some good alpha
on this show, dog.
People joke.
They go,
you know, KSI saved your career, right?
So you gave me a chance
to box twice.
Like, really, like,
make a name for myself
and earn respect in a different way
and show my character,
my real character.
They say,
you know, KSI saved your career. And in a way, my real character. They say, you know, Candice, I saved your career.
And in a way, he did, dude.
And, you know, I'll always be grateful for it.
And then years later, I was able to bring him an opportunity called Prime Hydration.
And we'll see what happens.
But based on current sales, we're doing pretty well.
Hopefully, the product
you know continues to
become
you know
mainstream hydration drink
I want to say one day
that
KSI
saved my career
but I made him a billionaire
that's fine
that's fine
it's cool
I think it's good
oh that's a great story
cool right
do you feel
is that why you
reconciled with him?
Because I know you guys were
beefing and it felt kind of real.
How did I reconcile with him?
The beef was fucking real.
The beef was real. We hated each other.
That's why this story is so like
Prime has an innate
sense of relatability in
hope that you can amend, you can make friends,
we can connect.
KSI and I fucking hated each other.
Beef was real.
Then he beat me
in the rematch by a point.
There was that weird two-point deduction,
the whole thing.
He won, and I didn't...
It didn't affect me, because I think because Japan had happened, I didn't it didn't affect me
because I think
because Japan had happened
I know what it's like
to like lose
and I never really felt like I
because I just don't feel like I lose
I feel like
I said this in a
fucking
ironically
diss track I made
against Antonio Brown
that's weird
but there's a line in it
that like
it was the most relatable line
ever
it was
for me it was
yeah I took an L but I never really lose because I'll take an L but like there's learning line in it that like, it was the most relatable line ever. It was, for me, it was, yeah, I took an L,
but I never really lose.
Because I'll take an L, but like,
there's learning in that, you know?
And so I learned that like KSI and I are like,
fuck the beef.
We're like the same person across the pond, right?
Like in a weird way, we're really alike.
And then I did a show for him.
He invited me because it was good for his, or not a show.
It was a podcast, right?
It was like a show to promote his album drop.
It was like an hour-long special, and I did the spot.
And he told me outside, he's like, I'm surprised you said yes to this.
I was like, what do you mean, bro?
I don't take any of that shit personal.
Since the last time we had fought, I'd gone through so much personal growth
that I just didn't care about any qualms we had in the past.
It didn't mean anything.
I didn't take any of it personal.
Whatever.
We had a good go.
And I was like, all right, yeah.
And then we had him on the podcast.
Fuck, he got along.
One of the best podcasts, but I think our highest viewed as well.
I realized I'm just a lot more like this kid than we are different.
I brought him Prime.
Because I thought it'd be an incredible business move with an incredible story.
And he's an amazing partner.
You know?
It's like we,
it's like we just like,
it's like a weird
yin and yang thing.
Would you feel a way
if he fought Jake?
That's,
that's going to be
fucked up, dog.
Yeah.
That's going to be fucked up.
You know,
they're already like
beefing online.
No.
Yeah.
Why would that be fucked up?
Because
one's my business partner
who I already had the fucking feud with, bro.
I already had the back and forth.
I don't care to do that again.
I know it'd be,
just fuck that.
And he's my business partner.
I like him.
I don't want to go back to the beef.
And the other's my fucking blood.
Drink prime, motherfucker. Drink prime, motherfucker.
Drink prime.
Drink prime, yo.
Yo.
There's no more fucking prime.
Yo.
Fuck.
Oh, the top's off of this shit.
fuck 100
oh the top's off
of this shit
I was
I was holding
this top
for a good
fucking
maybe
45 seconds
I was about to
tear the fucking
glass off of this shit
it feels like a top
it does
it feels like a top
I was spinning
oh cause he's spinning
I was too
there you go
he's about to bust
bro chill out
you're talking
it feels like a top
I'm like
I'm sure it does
You wouldn't understand
It was
I'm fine
I didn't get it
Low gang
Do you want any or more?
Sure dude
How long did y'all go with Rogan?
Oh shit
Three and some change
Oh no way Oh this is regular? Yeah This is the longest Podcast show I've ever done How long did y'all go with Rogan? Oh, shit. Three and some change.
Oh, no way.
Oh, this is regular?
Yeah.
This is the longest podcast show I've ever done.
I know, I know.
Same thing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Open it first.
Open it. Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, listen. Let's wrap this up. Yeah, you're going to land this plane up yeah you're gonna land this plane i'm gonna land this
plane right you sure bro i'm positive baby you want to keep running it hey don't listen listen
we're we're we're gonna come to our final destination when We're always at our final destination
in the moment. That's as far as
we've ever been.
What are you looking for?
What?
One more time.
One more time.
We're always at our
final destination.
We're always in the moment
we're old as we've ever been. moment We are old as we've ever been
I'm as old as I've ever been
Now
Right now
Right now
Right now
Right now
Think about it
Think about all the things
You can fucking do in the world
Right
I could
Do that
Right now
Is the beginning
Of the rest of your life
and that'll never not be true.
Y'all just having a
woke battle right now?
What's going on?
We need to have a battle.
You don't hear what I said.
I heard what you said.
This is the beginning
of the rest of your life.
You know what I'm saying?
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
The remit.
For real, though.
Do you guys ever want to box?
Who?
You box.
Oh, you do box, right?
He won in college. I don't want to box these guys, man.
These guys are real fighters.
In college, he won the pie cap alpha fraternity.
He boxes every day.
He won a tournament.
Because you would beat him?
This guy is too strong and big. He boxes every day. He wants to box because you would beat him. You want to box? This guy is too strong and big.
He's too big.
You have a pie guy?
No, no.
I was in a frat.
They threw one.
And then
everybody could sign up
if they wanted to box.
If he came down
to your weight class,
would you fight?
No.
These guys are...
I mean this. In the beginning, I didn't take it seriously. But then I saw and No. These guys are, these guys, I mean this,
in the beginning
I didn't take it seriously
but then I saw
and I was like,
no,
these guys are like
really training
and they're,
they're actually fighting
because I remember
the first fight I saw
with,
who was it,
Jake against Nate.
I remember,
I remember thinking like,
oh.
He was low key
like built for this shit.
We both were,
just like,
like just being like
fucking tough
and boxing happens to be
a really good sport
for toughness.
My fucking
my skull
is in like
the 99th percentile
of thickness
for humans.
Really?
Yeah, I have a thick
fucking skull.
Why'd you get that measured?
It's a DEXA scan.
Really?
Why'd you get that?
Health.
I don't want to see
my body fat. I want to see how much each of my limbs weighs which ones are out of proportion. Oh? Why'd you get that? Health. I didn't want to see my body fat. I didn't want to see
how much each of my limbs weighs, which ones are out of proportion.
Oh, really? You like the whole thing?
Yeah. Bone density.
The bone density of my skull and my bones
in general is like
much thicker than the average male.
Really? Yeah. And I always
wonder this because when I get hit, it doesn't
really like, I don't really like, bro,
Floyd got me with the shot in the arena.
I don't know if y'all were there.
It was one that was, like, a gunshot.
Left hook?
Yeah, dog.
Why'd you point him for gunshot?
He left Floyd talking.
I remember the shot.
He was going for it.
He was, like, bing, poof.
In my head, I go, good shot.
But I remember thinking, like, that was loud.
But I didn't, I could take shots.
That's not a good thing, though.
Those are the guys who get the C2.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you don't want to get hit.
Exactly.
Yeah, that's why he just let his brother box.
Yeah, you got to let Jake box.
You handle some business.
I'm going to take pictures.
I'm going to take pictures. I'm going to take pictures.
Okay, but seriously,
we have to land this plane, guys.
So, look.
I'm not sure we do, bro.
Listen.
I'm not sure we do.
They call me a drug addict
on my podcast.
No, they don't.
For what?
Mike calls you a drug addict?
No, my fans.
Because of weed? call me a drug addict on my podcast. No, they don't. They just do my... For what? Mike calls you a drug addict? No, my fans. Yo, why would Mike...
I'm trying to say it, right?
Because of weed?
What the fuck?
You want to make it intimate.
You want to make it intimate.
Weed back, baby.
Windows to those...
Nah.
Yeah, yeah.
Go.
Because, uh...
Yo, sometimes I drink and sometimes I smoke.
Yeah.
You sound like the Joker right there.
Yeah.
Some of the people are worried about Logan in the car.
Wait, really?
We're worried we don't want him, like, he's not the same ever since he started smoking.
What was the, are they a daddy long leg?
How do you type?
What do you mean?
You didn't do a typing class?
Yeah, no, I type like your ex walks,
like just fucking like...
Son, this is crazy.
The disrespect.
That is crazy.
The disrespect.
The disrespect. The disrespect. That's crazy. That's crazy. The disrespect.
The disrespect.
I hate this.
Who are some people we should go at?
He's like, I'll tell you exactly.
I didn't realize.
I didn't realize what he was capable realize the way he was capable of it.
You haven't seen this guy?
I should have fucking known.
I mean.
His power is unimaginable.
Okay, listen.
Listen, listen.
Shifty, come on, man.
What are you up there
in the balcony?
He's just standing.
You've been standing there
for three hours.
You've been standing
swiveling a camera.
This guy's a beast.
Yo, yo, yo.
Tell me how much
you love that guy. Oh, he's's great because our guy who does that yeah his name's caleb oh i
know caleb he's an assassin this motherfucker's on his shit put that thing away he probably does
similar to me he edits he shoots he transports equipment He makes sure The set's all nice And set up Yo put that thing Seriously bro
Yo you do
You keep putting that thing
Bro
Bro
Chill out bro
Don't you do it
Yo put that thing away bro
Don't you do it
Put that thing away
Damn
Yo dude
Dude
Are you fucking kidding me
I just pulled my goddamn neck
I just pulled my
You shot him
Bro
I literally just pulled
My goddamn neck bro
Do you believe in dreams?
Like, when you have a dream, you think it means some shit?
Depends.
That's a good question.
You asked a good question.
I'm like a great guy.
You have good questions, bro.
I'm a great guy.
I'm a great guy.
Every time.
Fuck yeah, bro.
I don't, do I believe in dreams?
Yeah, like, you have a dream, all your teeth fall out, you wake up the next day, you're like, oh, is there some shit happening?
Or is it like, oh, that's a weird dream nope what i wasn't i was not i don't
you don't believe it's a thing i don't
bro i don't uh no no i don't
Timing
Bro, that was like that was just unbelievable timing the only way it's funny
It's the same thing said over and over and then bow. Wapow.
No, but do you know the commercial?
That's good, bro.
Before?
That first time he said it.
It ain't always gonna hit, but when y'all see
what I just did, you'll know it.
Time for that first one, dog.
I was like, wapow.
You don't remember that fucking Australian guy?
Yo, come from Panda.
No, whoop-ah!
The Australian guy.
He was interviewed by the news.
Oh, I'm sorry, bro.
I know every video ever, yeah.
Exactly.
Whoop-ah!
It's funny now.
I fucking hate you, man.
I fucking hate you, man.
I'm going to pull one out you man I'm gonna pull one out
I'm gonna pull one out
y'all just be
taking a bow bro
I'm gonna pull one out
call the cops or something
this black guy
has got a gun out
that's a funny sketch
have you known
what else is funny
you know what else is funny
tell me right now please
that show on Netflix called I Think You Should Leave oh Tim Robinson You know what else? Tell me right now, please.
That show on Netflix called I Think You Should Leave.
Oh, Tim Robinson.
Yeah, yeah.
That shit goes crazy.
What's it about?
That show is next up.
What did you say?
You got two movies with me. you got two movie reviews, bro.
You got two movies.
That's all you said.
What?
Why did you say it like it was a phrase?
Yo, what did you think of the movie Titanic, bro?
I'll say it again.
Oh, shit.
That shit is next up.
Yo, this pot is over, bro.
Yo, it's like, how do you follow that?
You can't follow that.
This pot.
I'm saying, bro.
He didn't even want it.
He didn't even want to say it.
He should have said that to them.
Bomb!
Hey, bomb!
I'm saying to all of you.
Bro, I hear you.
It's not, bro.
That shit is next up, bro.
He's like, this shit Fuck this shit
Compared to Tim Robinson
No shot
I think you should leave
There's gonna be
Who is Tim
Mark my words
Who is Tim Robinson
You hit me with the fucking scope
I'm scared
Not even the sniper motherfucker
Scared
Scared
This show
There's gonna be a small subset
Of your audience
That has watched this show
And they feel
what I'm feeling right now
it's called
the life of time
of Tim Robinson
what the fuck
are you fucking
what
what are you talking
what are you saying
you said it's the life
and times of Tim Robinson
no it's called
I think you should leave
why
that's what it's called
oh
I was like
I was like
I was like
God damn bro
I can't be leaving my shit who's on, I was like... I was like, God damn, bro.
I can't believe it.
Who's on first?
Who's on first?
Martin, come on.
He's been shooting kind of crazy.
Who's on first, though?
Go, Logan, go, go, go.
No, pull it up there.
I don't know.
The Life and Times of Tim Robinson.
It's funny.
It's a really funny comedy sketch show on Netflix. Season one's hilarious. I just you should leave. It's funny. It's a really funny comedy sketch show on Netflix.
Season one's hilarious.
I just started season two.
It's so fucking funny.
Do you have a favorite sketch?
I tried this one time. Oh, this is a trailer.
Oh, man.
Do you want to see an actual sketch?
Go to the Life and Times of Tim Robinson.
No, that's not.
I think you should leave with Tim Robinson.
It's impossible.
It's a good show.
It's a really good show. And there's going to be people in the audience who are like, I feel you, bro with Den of Romance. It's impossible. It's a good show. It's a really good show.
And there's going to be people
in the audience who are like,
I feel you, bro.
It's so funny.
They gave it two seasons?
I was told to watch.
What I'm doing right now,
I've done,
I've had done to me, right?
There's a show.
I think you should leave.
You should watch it.
I was like, all right, all right, whatever.
By like three different people.
Finally, I watched it.
Now I'm one of those fucking people.
What'd you think of Top Gun?
I haven't seen it yet. Oh, you're going to love it though. Yeah Now I'm one of those fucking people. What'd you think of Top Gun? I haven't seen it yet.
I heard it was good.
I love it, though.
Yeah.
I'm the real Maffer.
Yo, have you seen
Everything Everywhere
all at once?
I heard that's good, too.
You didn't see it?
I heard that's like
some crazy, life-changing shit.
I mean, yeah,
I think you'll like it.
Ali's didn't like it.
He is, guys.
What?
He saw it off
my recommendation.
Okay, okay. Okay. So you really put the life and times of Tim. he's didn't like it he's got what he saw it off my recommendation okay okay
okay
so you really put
the life and times
of Tim
yeah
Tim Robinson
everywhere
Tim Robinson
the life and times
of Tim
it's a
it's an HBO film
it was actually
an animated
yeah let's land
this plane
okay we gotta
we gotta land this plane
listen it's time
listen listen it's time.
Listen, listen, it's time. Yeah, Miles, chill with that.
Listen, call Mike Malak.
Call him.
Call him real quick.
And just ask.
Hobble foot?
Bro, I'm wishing Mike was here, bro.
Is he the hobble foot?
He's not.
No, he doesn't really hobble.
He just walks hard like a toddler.
Yo, Malak.
What's up, fucker?
Yo, listen.
You're on a podcast right now, bro bro And we're trying to get you foot surgery
We're trying to get you foot surgery, son
Drew, put it close to your chest
Oh, yeah
Foot surgery or ankle surgery?
Whatever the shit is that your foot looks crazy
Production
I got a
Oh, I got bunions
I got bunions and I got a messed up ankle
Because I got arthritis
Yeah, it's your ankle That's the thing that we're trying to fix And Logan said he's going to get the guy Onions. I got onions and I got a messed up ankle because I got arthritis.
Yeah, it's your ankle. That's the thing that we're trying to fix. And Logan said he's going to get the guy, Dr. Wong.
Yeah.
He's going to get Dr. Wong to fix your ankle.
He's paying for it?
No, no, no.
What's up, Mike?
Hey, buddy. What's up?
Listen, I appreciate you offering to pay for my ankle. That was real nice.
No one offered to pay.
It's just...
No, bro.
This guy's not next up, dude.
Yo, Malak, where are you right now?
Are you in Connecticut?
No, I'm in Los Angeles.
When does this episode come out?
You got to make sure his lies line up.
That is cheating.
That's a hit, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Al just snitched on you
He goes
Al just goes
You go no I'm in Los Angeles
When does this episode come out
Al goes
You gotta keep his lies straight
Bro are you cheating right now or what
Yo Mike Malak
Are you cheating bro
For real dude
I'm not
I got a story to tell you
When does the episode come out
It comes out Tuesday
Why what happened bro Should I just break it Fuck it For real, dude. I'm not. I got a story to tell you. When does the episode come out? It comes out Tuesday.
Why?
What happened, bro?
Should I just break it?
Ah, fuck it.
I'm in my brand new luxury home in fucking Los Angeles that no one knows about.
Wait a minute.
Was that the story?
That's lame.
Well, I mean, bro, I'm talking about it on Wednesday, so I didn't want to talk about it until I told the story.
Bro, I thought you smashed Ariana Grande's. Nah, I don't have, bro, I don't do anything cool like that. I told the story. Bro, I thought you smashed Ariana Grande's.
Nah, I don't have, bro, I don't do anything cool like that.
I'm a fucking homeowner, dude.
Dude, I thought you were going to claim the baby, bro.
I thought you had some good news for us, dog.
What is this?
You're a homeowner shit.
Okay?
Bro, Andrew, it's a big deal for YouTubers.
For YouTubers, it's like playing the Apollo, like stand up at the Apollo or something.
What, buying a home?
Yeah, you make a whole deal about it.
You put a video out, you get the ad revenue, all that stuff.
But did you do something where you could rollerblade through it so you don't have to use your foot?
I need that, dude.
I need that.
Honestly, bro, I always knew that you being from the same place as me, that it would kind of, it would, like, help me.
And, like, the fact that you got Logan to pay for this is, like, really helpful.
Yo, we got you.
We love you, bro.
Yeah, love you, bro.
All right.
I'll see you next again, Logan.
All right, yeah.
Okay, listen.
We got to land this plane, bro.
We got to land this plane.
We don't got to do shit.
I mean, we don't have to.
But we got to land this plane. Out.'t gotta do shit. I mean, we don't have to, but we gotta land this plane.
Out.
Out.
Or what?
Any last questions?
Any last words?
Yo, any last questions?
Hey, any last questions, my boy?
I'm good, I'm good.
Out, out, out.
No beef, no beef, no beef.
Out.
Any last questions, bro?
Come on now.
How much was your shirt?
Just tell us a dollar amount shirt Just tell us a dollar amount
Just tell us a dollar amount
That look like
An expensive ass shirt
I don't know
I think like 50
Oh that's it
Yeah like
That style
This motherfucker got style bro
Oh Puerto Rico
Love it
Did you pay taxes
I do pay my taxes
No no no
Like
Moving to Puerto Rico
Did you not have to pay state tax?
Yeah, should we all move to Puerto Rico
is what he's trying to say?
Yeah.
Al's Puerto Rican half.
Damn, half.
Really?
That's cool.
Do you know Spanish?
No.
I'm a New Yorican.
My boxing coach is half Puerto Rican.
I think he's actually full Puerto Rican,
but he knows Spanish.
And he grew up in New York.
There's a Puerto Rican festival this weekend, right?
Yeah, tomorrow.
I love Puerto Rico.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
It depends. Should we all move Rican festival this weekend, right? Yeah, tomorrow. I love Puerto Rico. Oh, shit. Okay. It depends.
Should we all move there or no?
Who's that?
Should we say what's up to you,
I'm just going to tell her.
That's probably not going to be it,
actually.
No, it's fun.
We're going to be out of here.
You know what I mean?
You know, just ask.
Just be like, what's up?
Look at him all blushing and shit.
Yeah.
Who's that baby?
Who's that baby?
Oh, come on.
Guys.
Yo, just hit her.
Just be like, what's up?
What's up, Sean?
Yo, can you text her what we tell you?
That's funny.
Yeah, it is.
We should do it.
Let's see what she says to this.
Is this shit service up here?
No, that's fine.
You need that Wi-Fi?
Yeah, you need the Wi-Fi.
What is it?
Do you want the password?
It's very secret.
What are you trying to do, Ben Franklin?
What game is this?
What is he trying to do right now?
He's trying to be naughty with love.
Do you want the password?
You got to beg for it. Let's be naughty. Didn't you know the password? You have to beg for it.
Let's be naughty.
Which one is it?
That's good.
Damn, bro.
Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep.
Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm leaving it.
What?
Call me Ben Franklin.
I'm leaving it.
No.
Okay.
That was one of those ones where it's like, fuck.
Because he kind of does resemble Ben Franklin.
Tuss, I was like, I feel you, bro.
Who else do you think he resembles?
Oh, no, no, bro.
I see the joke.
It's more Ben Franklin.
No, I hear you.
Have you ever looked at a nickel?
For sure.
I'm sure I have.
Then look at him.
Doesn't he look like that?
Doesn't he look a little bit like a nickel?
No
I don't have knicks
I do see what you're saying
He has a presidential face
Is what I'm trying to say
I couldn't, I got to get it out
Holy fucking shit
I mean, god damn
Am I good
or am I good?
Fuck, the guy's good. It's good, bro.
Nah, you look better, bro. We call
him all about the Benjis, bro.
No, he looks like a young, sophisticated
Benj. Yeah.
Miles IQ, 160.
That is impossible.
Yeah, that's not true.
Stupid.
That would make him the smartest person on the planet
What's the highest ever?
I think it's in the one
It's either 161
Let's look it up
Miles 160
Miles got 160 IQ
Holy shit
228?
Wait hold on
That's from a 10 year old
How's that possible?
No Einstein had a 160 I thought
Oh really? That's like one of-year-old. How is that possible? No, Einstein had a 160, I thought.
Oh, really?
That's like one of the highest it can go.
I don't know.
Have you ever had your IQ done?
Wow, yeah. Me?
Yep.
What was it?
37?
No, that's your age.
That's your age.
Age.
Okay.
Look, this is saying it can go pretty high, up to 200.
It can go up to 200?
All these people are geniuses.
That's crazy.
But what can they do?
It's making your 130 feel small now, right?
I didn't say I got 130.
I thought you said 140.
That was the cutoff for Mensa.
Higher than 130.
Oh, shit.
Al, have you ever taken an IQ test?
No, I haven't.
Never?
All right, fine. All right, yeah all right listen we have to we
have to come to conclusion or what or what is also true or what is also true my boy all what is also
true okay yeah he's not considering that listen you need to get into wordle with your wife dog
you got a wife you don't even fucking wordle. Honestly, bro? Fuck you.
No wordle-ass bitch.
Yeah, no wordle-ass bitch.
You felt that.
Yo, that shit hit hard, bro.
Come on, y'all are crazy.
It's interesting.
Dude, we could talk about the niche of creators.
There's a political magazine called Politico.
Do you ever read Politico?
Never.
Nobody has.
Nobody in this room has.
But the most important people in Washington do.
And because of that, it has value.
Yep.
So these niche content creators, I mean, isn't that what's happening with content in general?
Like we got so many more famous people because everybody is kind of niche.
As ubiquitous as we think you are, there are spaces you might go where people don't know who you are.
That didn't happen 50 years ago.
Our parents knew all the same famous people as their parents.
You're fucking right.
So this is just what's—
Well, it's so oversaturated.
There's so many people
and things to like you gotta be more specific now especially yeah to cut through yeah and that's
like and some people have a more mass appeal duane throck johnson has a mass appeal how many more of
those will there be it's tough bro so tough i think about it like i was like born a star
who duane yeah but i'm saying like in, when you can choose to watch the exact movie
that fits your interests,
will you watch the big action movie
that fits everyone's interests?
Me?
No, I'm saying like will one in the future.
Like if you can do something
that will satisfy your every need,
why would you sacrifice anything
to do something that everyone likes?
Think about how much good content
there is out right now.
Good like creators,
and it's just getting started. There are people who just found Mr. Beast. There are people who don is out right now. Good creators. It's just getting started.
There are people who just found Mr. Beast.
There are people who don't know who Mr. Beast is.
We know who Mr. Beast is.
My parents have no clue who Mr. Beast is.
This is wild.
Right?
One of the most impactful people on the planet.
But my parents know when a basketball game is happening that nobody might watch or Jimmy Kimmel is on.
It's already fractured.
So fractured.
And it's just going to become increasingly fractured.
I agree.
But then who are the people that can, at the end of the day, humans want to experience things together.
There's just something about life that is just so much better with others.
That's why lonely people do the worst things, potentially.
But like, so what are going to be the things, the events, the people that bring everyone together,
that take them out of their little niche and go, I kind of want to watch this.
It's like a Dwayne The Rock Johnson type.
Maybe.
That will always change.
The next Dwayne The Rock
Johnson will be nothing like Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
But he will feel the same.
We'll probably
feel a similar way.
But what we really like about him
is probably going to be vastly different.
These stars that come into fruition all make so much fucking sense i look at him i go i see why
you're a fucking star i gotta get it that's the thing it's like a lot of the people that you meet
you justify their success after meeting them there are very few people that i've met that
are like uber famous where i'm just not like, oh, yeah, they're not sharp.
Yeah.
Dude, they're on their shit.
Yeah, they're smart.
They're hardworking.
There are a couple people we've had on our podcast, noticeably keen.
Like, you are a fucking needle.
Yeah.
Sharp.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They leave her like, that's a star.
Yeah.
Russell Brand.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Walked off our podcast My head was split
I was like
Whoa
Really
Yeah he's just like
He's a star dog
Liam too
Really
Liam too
He did like impersonations
He can sing
He like freestyled on the spot
Could tell a good story
Is definitely fucking interesting
Yeah
Has a good story
Like
He left Char, good looking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He left and all of us were like, that's a star.
We had another one on the show today.
Some people are just built like that.
And the big time motherfuckers all are.
Hmm.
So is that who ends up becoming president in general?
If they give a fuck.
The biggest star within the political sphere.
Eventually.
Not even eventually. I'm saying like right now.
Sure.
That's kind of what it is.
Sure.
People have the quality.
Love social media. It echoes the sentiment of the majority and sometimes the minority.
You can see the, like, yeah.
What do you mean by that?
Sometimes the minority
sometimes it's a very vocal minority
and they can make things trend
because they're so vocal
and sometimes maybe the thing
they're talking about has merit
and then they can attract a larger group of people
it's how these revolutions and movements
are sometimes starting
for that reason social media is really great it connects to a larger group of people. It's how these revolutions and movements are sometimes starting.
For that reason,
social media is really great.
It connects.
It may be connected alienated people
that beforehand
did not have a voice
and now it does.
It gives them community.
Like low-key,
if you don't have community now,
you're fucked.
That's tough.
Bro.
That's tough.
You're meant to be alone.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if you can just go on the internet and find the other thousand people
that think just like you, like the exact same things as you.
Facts.
There's an algorithm curated for you.
Yeah, dog.
And that's why, no joke, the Flat Earth people exist.
And there's a lot of them.
There's a conference, bro.
There's a lot.
There's a lot of them.
There's a lot of them.
More than you'd think. By the way, I'll say it again. Maybe they're fucking right. That's a conference for them. There's a lot. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them.
More than you'd think.
By the way, I'll say it again.
Maybe they're fucking right, but they're probably most likely fucking absolutely not right.
Is there any conspiracy you're into?
Conspiracy.
I kind of take you as a conspiracy guy a little bit.
There's one I've been thinking about.
I don't know what I believe.
Okay.
You think we made it to the moon?
Yes, but I don't think the video of the moon is the real video.
Whoa!
What?
That's like the same...
I think we made it to the moon, but
they didn't think about putting the right video
equipment up there to capture everything.
They came back and it was bullshit. It wasn't presentable
enough to give to the people.
So they're like, yo, can y'all recreate that shit
so we can market this thing
that we just did?
Got Kubrick on it.
Logan,
tell us about your younger life.
What was your...
Oh my God, man.
Oh my God.
Yo, guys,
this has been flagrant.
We've got the legend Logan Paul
in the motherfucking building.
I'm not sure you do anymore, dude.
I'm not sure you do, bro. The future president is in the motherfucking building. I'm not sure you do anymore, dude. I'm not sure you do, bro.
The future president
is in the motherfucking building.
Thank you all for listening.
Peace.