Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - #MeTooFast #MeTooFurious
Episode Date: June 23, 2020This week Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon discuss NASCAR and the suspicious noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage, Native American food vs White people food, the controversy su...rrounding Chris D'elia, Shaun King canceling white Jesus, capitalism in healthcare and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2
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You know how great it is to do a show with two fucking virgins?
That I don't have to worry about you guys ever getting me tuned?
You're good money, yo.
You're good money, yo.
That's the only way Indians don't rape, if they just don't fuck.
They're just like...
This is how I avoid it.
I just get married.
And then I think it's good. I'm the exception that proves the rule. Exactly. Al's the only. I just get married.
I'm the exception that proves the rule.
Exactly.
Al's the only one I got to worry about.
But he's not on camera.
Take that, industry.
We planned it.
Hey, you know what else? Hey, hey, hey.
We didn't plan nothing, right?
We're ready for the mob.
Hey, hey.
New York is in the building.
New York is in the building. we're taking the comedy scene back
yo if y'all don't know what we're talking about man everybody's um and why not yet we got patience
unlike you fucking animals no but for real just to fill everybody up um obviously you know
you know when you're the chosen one they just be coming out when you don't want to
i hope you're not the chosen one not for this so uh obviously you know the focus on america
uh for the last um you know at least a month uh has been on Black Lives Matter and white women
couldn't stand
not being the center
of fucking tension
for 30 days
so they had to find a way
to make it about them
so the Me Too resurgence
is back.
Son,
this is scarier
than the second wave
of Corona.
Ah!
Bro,
Akash called it
Me Too 2.
This shit is
Me T-W-O. Let's start that hashtag this shit is more
like me me me bro so they're out there they're coming do you know i'm saying um it started with
we spoke a little bit about this on the patreon it started with uh chris delia
a lot of smoke there a lot of smoke there the the tricky thing with
d'elea is that like all this all this shit came out the crazy shit came out was like him allegedly
i got through allegedly and i've and i contacted chris because i was like yo you gotta tell me what
the fuck deal is because some of this shit is weird and um it was underage girls right yes
allegedly he was contacting underage girls and um i contacted i
was like bro what is this thing why are you commenting on some girl's picture where she
posts some people in a fucking school bus like pretending it's hilarious yeah and then he was
like offends me as a comedian so then he said that he said that girl told me she's 24 i have
screenshots and everything i'm organizing everything and i'm gonna you know release it
and there's gonna be articles coming out i'm like all right tricky thing with with and then there's
another one where there was like an email exchange where a girl said she was 17 and then like a month
later she hits him back and he's like come over and make out and i asked him about it and he didn't
really give me any answer about that one yeah so i don't know and i was like bro you is there some
more context here like what's going on? Did he say anything?
I think he's holding all his cards until he can put together a full rebuttal and put everything
out all together on his podcast.
I said, you better hurry up, bro.
Because every day, it just seems worse.
Son.
Yeah.
But so here's the tricky thing.
You guys put together an entire crowd work special in a week.
Son.
D'Elia can't defend himself as not a rapist
in a week yeah yeah i'm saying like it's just screenshots dog ain't no fucking music ain't no
intro you gotta cheat yo but the tricky thing with him is that like i don't think he would deny
he's a wild like womanizer yeah so the tricky thing is he's got to basically go,
all right, I'm a piece of shit to women,
but I didn't fuck underage women.
I think that's all you got to do, to be honest with you.
I think most of us would be like, yeah, okay.
At least you don't fuck underage women.
Yes, but it's a tricky thing because
it's who's going to come back and support that.
I mean, that was his apology.
Was it? To TMZ was, look, I have done some foul shit to women, essentially, but this isn't true. is who's going to come back and like support that? I mean, that was his apology.
Was it?
To TMZ was, look, I have done some foul shit to women essentially,
but this isn't true.
None of them are underage.
I will do better.
I will continue to do better is always funny.
Like when did you start?
I mean, continue.
He said, I will continue to do better.
I don't want you continuing nothing.
Well, in fairness to him him i haven't seen really a
lot of stuff come out post like 2017 2018 it's right a lot of the accusations were from prior
to that time right so maybe he cleaned up a little like when his life started getting more serious i
don't know maybe hopefully that's my hope i don't know if that's the case yeah i also just want to
see how are you because the way he's texting these girls this is the thing there's no concrete proof
that i've seen that he knows they're 16 and don't give a fuck which is tricky but the way he's texting these girls, this is the thing. There's no concrete proof that I've seen that he knows they're 16 and don't give a fuck,
which is tricky.
But the way he's texting them,
it's like you're talking to a kid almost.
So that's the thing.
It should be illegal to share how we talk to women.
Hey, man.
That's the scariest shit potentially.
Son, it is heartbreaking, bro.
They released my boy Schaub's text, bro, to girls,
and I'm reading them shits, and I'm like, man, this is how I sound.
Hey.
No, but it's, yo, you sound so corny.
Like, if I look back at any DMs, there's no way to sound cool in a DM.
I think only Trey Songz did that shit.
I have read every conversation.
Each time I read a conversation with a girl I was even talking to, I'm like, what the
fuck?
Who is this guy?
That's why you got to talk in emojis.
If you're talking in emojis, then it's like it could be-
And then people start clowning your emoji choices.
That's how specific people are with how to talk to women.
You hear literally people like, look at these corny ass emojis. I thought sunglasses
was good.
I thought that's a good emoji, sunglasses.
Right? Honestly, that was
my go-to. If I didn't have a response when I was
back in the day, DM a girl, sunglass emoji.
What does that mean? Bitch, I don't know.
I didn't have anything to say.
You didn't know I had anything to say?
That's why in person, shit is always so much
more difficult because you can't just go well
so what are we
sunny outside like how was your date i don't know he kept on putting on his sunglasses
non-stop so yeah man it's it's a wild world out there obviously everybody's been asking us um what we
think look if you have like hundreds and hundreds of girls coming out saying what a piece of shit
you are right yeah to them probably a piece of shit yeah to women right um that being said that's
very different than being a pedophile yeah nobody looking at chris d'alia thinking he's a nice guy
to women right maybe i don't know i. I never really judged Pryor.
You know what I mean?
I never really...
He never gave me any attention.
The stereotype of a good-looking white dude who's funny is...
You can fuck a lot of girls and not be a piece of shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm saying people would judge him like that.
Sure.
Maybe it wouldn't be surprising.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
And there could be people listening to this right now that have no fucking clue who chris dilly is and that's fair um but uh
so yeah so the thing was like there are two very different things and that is something that we
need to get to the bottom of because it's not illegal to be a piece of shit to women yeah it's
illegal to fuck underage women yes and you go to go to jail and you get beat up, frankly.
As you should.
As you should for fucking underage women.
If you're being shitty to women, that's really on your fan base.
Yeah.
If your fan base don't tolerate that shit, then they go, fuck this guy.
I'm out of here.
If they do, then they go, okay, it is what it is.
I'm sure there are a lot of rock stars that were shitty to fucking women.
People are like, all right, we're cool with that.
And then maybe there are some they're shitty women they weren't
cool but that's really up to your fan base yeah to decide and then up to your peers if they want
to associate i'm pretty sure the fan base don't really know how he deals with that's what i'm
saying like why would anybody know i never got that intention yeah no because you said like it's
up to the fan base to cancel him if he's like once they know oh now you're talking yeah
once they know like that's that's the decision yeah but um but yeah man i you know i don't
i just want to say chris pedophilia i just wanted to say that i was trying to find i was trying to
find a way to slide it in i i was just babbling on trying to find a way to slide it in. I was just babbling on trying to find a way to
slide it in. I couldn't do it.
You know what I mean?
And then Jeff Ross got in some B2 heat.
You know, the roast molester.
The roast molester in general.
The roast molester general.
Some chick. molester in general the roast molester general oh some chick who he claims is crazy right getting pretty hot for the roast master right now but that is kind of wild like some chick who he claims is crazy is coming for him and she got like
receipts but the receipts are like look here's a picture
where he was wearing his hat
and now I have the hat
I watched the video
that she put out
or at least a snippet of it
I'm not saying she wrong
but
you be editing this shit
on iMovie
and like putting a title screen
and it's just like
it's just an odd look
can I be honest with you bro
and she knows who
fucking Jason Stein is
or whatever his name is
Steinberg
can I be honest with you bro
this is a it's a story about molestation And she knows who fucking Jason Stein is or whatever his name is. Steinberg. Can I be honest with you, bro?
This is a story about molestation, right?
But?
It's a story about molestation.
And it's just like, I've watched a lot of Law & Order SVU.
It's like, you need to cut the fat.
It's just like, this shit is fucking 20 minutes long,
growing through pictures and that kind of stuff.
And it's just like, yo, come on, shorty.
Come on.
Is there anything you learned from comedy?
You're in these comedy clubs all the time.
You're never like, this is a long setup.
She's talking about how much she loves comedy from the age of 15 on.
Oh, my God.
You're taking this guy's head off.
Oh, my God. So Jeff came this guy's head off. Oh my God.
So Jeff came out.
Man, I was trying to say.
That's what I was waiting for
in the middle of the video.
But Jeff came out and said she's crazy.
He said he's going to sue.
Mental health and he's going to sue her back.
But that wasn't the best response to me too.
Akash, what was the best response to me too?
I've been waiting for someone to do this one.
Which one?
Faison Love.
Oh, Faison Love son if this because this is
the reality if they come for you i'm wondering right and that was what i was wondering with
chris and that's why i text chris i was like motherfucker why aren't you swinging this is
your life yeah like this is your life right now legit your life your life if you go to jail for
this son your life is over you want to be the molester in jail? The pretty boy molester?
Shit.
Fuck it.
Shit.
It's over, yo.
I bet you and me taking some pictures with your shirt on.
Yeah.
They think we'll be allowed to shirt off next in jail.
So there's this girl.
Oh, yeah.
So that's what I'm saying.
When it comes to this kind of like me too shit, I'm like, where the fuck are the haymakers?
If somebody's coming for your life, haymakers on everybody.
Let's go.
And low-key,
if you're not throwing haymakers,
it looks a little weird.
To me,
just because of the way I would act if I was falsely accused of something,
the way I would act,
I'm going over the top, Mark.
I'm fighting for my fucking life,
like you said.
That's it.
I'm in a
corner boxed in yeah you know so this is how you throw some haymakers this chick i'm not gonna say
her name accuses because she might be right who knows but she accuses phase on love she says
someone in phase on love's entourage basically just like tried to essentially try to rape her
after she got off stage like started dragging her by her hair
she's six months pregnant
she fights him off
and then
she says it was at
a certain improv
and then Faison Love's
response is
I never performed
at that improv
and then she's like
correction
it was at
the Ontario Improv
and then Faison Love's
response is in another
screenshot
where he basically
is just like
you're just gonna name
every improv
I didn't perform there either
and then
he goes
he goes sorry Bray Improv never performed there she goes then she goes sorry
ontario i confused the two first of all why is she apologizing to the guy who's part of the
yeah and then he goes should we go through all the improvs until you find what i've performed
at kick rocks bitch and then he goes hashtag free bill cosby a little bit far i don't know i don't know
if you're trying to say you're not a rapist i don't know if you hashtag like the most famous
comedian rapist bars yo son i don't know i i don't know bars yo i don't know but how much do you not
think he raped he's like that's another thing you know what while While I'm at it, free Bill Cosby. Real talk. I did nothing and Ted Bundy's innocent.
Yeah, text him.
Like, huh?
The fuck is going on over here, man?
But that's the guy that's acting like, you got nothing on me, yo.
Yo, you call the girl that accuses you of Me Too a bitch?
You know you're innocent.
You know you're innocent.
Because during Me Too, you can't be sexist because they'll use that against you.
You got to be so clean that you're like, fuck this bitch.
You accusing me of some shit I did or my squad of some shit.
He probably didn't even text his squad to be like, you're trying to rape this pregnant girl.
I don't even think he sent the text out.
He sent an initial text response like, my manager was a woman at the time or whatever.
So like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Real talk, why bring his name into it?
Talk to the man who was part of it.
Yeah.
Bring that guy's name into it.
He's not famous enough.
Call the cops about it.
No, I'm just saying, you know why a lot of, well, some women are making these accusations.
So, you're saying she's doing it for clout?
Yes.
Look, I'm not saying it's possible.
Here's the tricky shit
with Me Too, for real.
But believe all women.
Say what?
Believe all women.
Man, Al, shut up, dog.
You only believe women
when they say they're pregnant, bro.
That's just allegedly.
That ain't nothing but allegedly.
You just gotta throw that shit in there.
So, hey, these bitches are lying.
But believe all women.
But believe all women.
Nothing is anything wrong with that.
Here's the tricky shit about Me Too, right?
Is it like, and low key, it was that Epstein shit that put me on to it.
It's like, there are so many women that literally just been ignored,
that have legitimate fucking rape cases against them.
Ignored by the police, ignored by FBI, ignored by all these things.
So I 100% get the second people are willing
to listen to your stories that every woman and her mother and her sister come out with every one of
their shitty situations because yo i'm not bullshitting and i if you talk to your girl if
you guys talk to your girls if you talk to your girl every one of them has a shady story with a
dude yeah every single girl has a very shady story with a dude. Yeah. Every single girl has a very shady story with a dude.
It might not be rape,
but it might be like,
yo,
I thought I was going to get raped.
So in these,
in these,
and then they don't feel the courage to come out because there's been so many
times where they've been accused of doing it or sorry that they tried to come
out and they've been squashed.
You know that universities have a whole system set up where they take care of it
within the university
so it doesn't get to the police?
Yeah.
Why y'all think that they do that?
So the university looks safer.
So the university
don't look like a fucking rape haven.
You won't talk about Epstein's Island.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
University of Florida.
You ain't need to go to the island
to catch rapes.
So I completely empathize
and understand with any woman who sees women being listened to and goes, matter of fact, I got a story.
I got a fucking story to tell.
Let's go.
I completely empathize and I would listen to it in a fucking heartbeat.
I think that there are also, unfortunately, situations, right, where sports isn't happening.
We got to listen to all these stories.
No, no, no.
There are situations where there are people that are, they have other motives.
Yes.
Is that fair to say?
Yes.
And because they have, just like there are charities which aren't
giving money to the right to the cause and actually siphoning off money for themselves right yeah even
charities for someone like george floyd yeah and their family there are charities that are not
giving all that money to them yeah and if that exists in a situation like that it definitely
exists in a situation like this and the reason why we become so inflamed men we become
so inflamed when we hear those stories is because we at least in this room are like well i'm not
raping nobody yeah and if these girls could just claim rape on an innocent person and then it
washes their whole career away i gotta push back against that because that's the only thing that
could protect me someone who doesn't rate does
that make sense yeah and i so it's like so i think a lot of women when they hear this shit they're
like why aren't guys willing to hear these stories why aren't that why aren't they we are but we also
get scared when a simple claim could be taken as gospel yeah when it's not true and even if it isn't
true even if it ends up not being true, you still get completely washed.
Yeah.
Guilty until proven innocent is tough if you can be guilty just off an accusation.
Yes.
If you're one of the potential people that would be guilty just off the accusation, that's scary.
Son, there's a...
Son.
Yeah.
We have to take a look at the timing of these accusations like the time of month
because they have a way of syncing up are you trying to say it's period behavior thank you for
just stepping on my fucking are you trying to say that these girls are just me too and on their
period edit point what are you saying are you saying rape isn't real? You're just on your period. That's the hell I'm saying.
That's not your hymen.
That's your hymen.
Just keep saying this.
That's further than phase on love, bro.
Phase on love is called a bitch.
You're like, you bleed.
It's that time of the me too.
It's that time of it.
So look, I understand the concern concern and i also understand why girls are
talking i think it's important that guys actually understand why girls jumping on it like yeah like
the initial reaction i'm sure like most people and was definitely that way for me it was like oh now
y'all want to talk now yeah because they feel safer in numbers right it's like you're all these
girls that were calling out chris that were of legal age
they probably didn't feel safe just going this guy's a douchebag when it was just by themselves
because then they look like some like i don't know girl that got ghosted and got upset because of it
right but then when there's a bunch of other girls going this is shitty they're like oh i had
the same experience yeah maybe have they have this fear that's like this guy's so powerful
nobody's gonna listen to me and then we kind of maybe they have this fear that's like, this guy's so powerful, nobody's going to
listen to me.
And then we kind of respond in our own fear, which is like, yo, one accusation can ruin
everything.
Yeah.
Like, true or not.
So we're just scared responding back.
And then people, and I want to have this conversation, then people go into this thing, which is really
interesting.
It's this power dynamic shit.
Like, we always talk about like every correction is an overcorrection, right?
Right.
shit like we always talk about like every correction is an overcorrection right right this is the thing i hate is when people start going this person had power over them okay what
kind of power like physical power no they were a celebrity and that person admired them and because
they admired them they were put in a power position over them and that's why it's considered
sexual assault or sexual misconduct yeah we're not talking about underage girls we're talking about girls that are correcting that's bullshit and i
really think louis kind of started this when he gave his apology he goes these women admired me
and i took it i had heard that line of thinking before really yeah you were taking advantage of
a power dynamic which is just like underage illegal that, that guy belongs in the jail. If you are 25 and he's 28 and he's famous and he sleeps with you
and it's a power dynamic, what hot girl doesn't have a power dynamic then?
That's the conversation we should have, right?
It's that power dynamics exist within sex, right?
And sex is a fucking murky, muddy topic and it's really difficult to talk about
and we are not on this
podcast going to be the ones to go this is how you have sex yeah these are the rules sex is primal
and we're in a civilized society and those two don't mesh well that's a great way of and and
what we're trying to do that's a great way of putting it and what we're trying to do is we
recognize how primal it is and we're and we're trying to go okay here is the course of action
that makes sense here's a civilized way to have sex.
And we're literally doing it because we care about women.
Yeah.
We're like, how can we make sex the safest thing for women?
And every once in a while we go too far.
We're like, we're just going to ask you every two minutes if it's okay.
Yeah.
Do you still consent?
Do you still consent?
And then women start going, man, just fuck me.
Yeah.
Do you know what I'm saying?
But at first a woman's like, well, actually, I really like that.
That's nice.
So we overcorrect and then we come back, come back etc the power dynamic thing in sex is very
interesting for so many reasons and we're having this discussion yesterday there are so many
different power exchanges that exist within sex you know mark brought up a good point yesterday
he goes the tricky thing about power dynamics is like you can't turn your power off so if you're a person
that is famous by that rule you can't fuck anybody that likes you yeah you have to fuck someone who's
equally famous check it even if they're equally famous what if they admire you
yeah sorry i can't fuck i can only fuck people that that don't admire me. Yeah, yeah. It's an odd thing.
Like, Louis literally said in his stupid apology, he goes,
you know, these women admired me and I took advantage of that.
Motherfucker, are you telling women they should fuck people they don't admire?
That's only men do that.
It's the reason we want to accomplish things
is because you're not going to physically want to fuck most men.
So we try to do things that are worth you admiring in some way yeah i know i like this guy's i like this guy's art i like this guy's apartment even i admire this guy's apartment
yes that's why we work hard that's like evolution what about the second part of his apology where he
goes that he took advantage of their admiration what how is that taking
advantage of admiration and is that wrong if it's a boss and an employee and the employee's worried
he's going to lose her job i can understand that's a power dynamic absolutely that's also
sexual harassment that's a law that's a great point you're making right if it's a boss and
someone they work and works under them right yeah you want to know if it was really equal society
if it was truly equal society we were decent individuals that boss should be able to hit on
the person that he works with i'll tell you why interesting why is that because if we respected
when women were like i'm not interested and didn't hold it against them
that against them and didn't have this fucking ego thing where now we want to punish them for
not well it's like when the guy hits on the girl on the street and then they walk away and we'll
fuck you damn bitch if we didn't have we'll fuck you damn bitch yeah in the office women wouldn't
be afraid to say no right and then they could work together harmoniously to me i think 90 of
people meet at where they work right but to me
if you work with someone and you find them beautiful and then you start to like admire
their work ethic and you think they're really intelligent and smart that's a way deeper
connection than some bitch you met at the fucking bar they got a mini skirt on that you're like hey
i'd like to meet you or you want to have a drink at my table yeah like now granted i like the rules
that we have in place in the workplace because i don't
think that men or women have the um i don't know like the the lack of like emotional reaction to
being rejected yeah right so i want to protect women in that environment just don't hit on them
but if we were truly equal and treat each other with true decency we would be able to hit on the
people we work with and accept rejection so with the rules that make sense yeah so basically i think the rules of sex
would be a lot clearer if everybody was okay with rejection but since we're not and we're human
beings yes everybody takes that personally yes that's where the power dynamic becomes scary so
if somebody that works underneath somebody's like no i don't want to have sex with you then that
person that's a boss is like fuck you yes reject me stupid bitch you'll never do anything in this business i'm gonna hold you down in this i can't believe you
that bruised my ego but if the person if we're all cool with rejection it's you would you like
to go out no okay would you like to go out no okay somebody say yes right because then the opposite
is that you have to say yes and then this is where you get girls that do stuff and they go i did it
but i didn't want to and then the average person goes well why did you do something you didn't want to and then they're like well i thought i was gonna get fired i thought
i'd never have a career wrapped up in this power dynamic that from the outside we observe and we're
like that's what's fucking and i get why we're trying to protect for that because if that's your
daughter you want to protect her you don't want her bought your boss hitting on your daughter i
don't even want my daughter to have a boss like like low key like I don't want
no guy telling
my girl what to do
I think we even
talked about this
on this podcast once
like she had a male boss
and I was like
what's going on with that
like
you're just gonna tell her
to write emails all day
hey right
you know what I'm saying
it's just weird
yo that's actually true
I was like
what the fuck is wrong with you
my girl only had female bosses
and one gay dude
and I loved that gay dude
yeah that's great that's the guy yo I love this guy but how fucked up is that is you know what I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? My girls only had female bosses and one gay dude. And I loved that gay dude. Yeah, that's great.
I love this guy.
But how fucked up is that?
He's asking her to order lunch for him and shit.
And she's doing it.
I asked for a cup of water.
This bitch was like, get yourself a cup of water.
What the fuck is going on, bro?
What's happening?
You would not do well at church, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, why?
The priest starts talking.
You're like, yo, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Stop telling her to get on the knees, yo.
What the fuck?
Yo, you don't need communion.
Yo, you don't need that shit.
Don't put nothing in your mouth, yo.
Put your tongue back in your fucking head.
Real talk, dog.
Oh, shit.
Anyway, so back to what we were saying.
Oh, yeah, so that part,
power dynamic and work fucked up
yeah right completely understood etc but then when you take that same thing that we're trying
to protect from and then you bring it into the world right where a guy just happens to be famous
and a girl is attracted and admires that guy for being famous and you go hey he can't have sex with
that girl because he has this like uh there's this imbalance of power there what people need to realize is that like people let people men
and women leverage their power yeah a beautiful woman is completely aware of her power oh yeah
and leans into that power she gets pulled over you can have any of our girlfriends will probably
be like you get pulled over maybe there's like a wink or a smile hey you want to pull up to a club and you don't want to wait in line you walk up to the door hey
i'm beautiful maybe i'm beautiful enough to just get in and cut the line do you know what i mean
and we're not telling women you shouldn't do that walk right in the club that's why we there yeah
we don't want you waiting in line with us a power dynamic i see a girl waiting in line for the club
i'm like is this girl ugly and i don't know yet? We don't lie to the club.
That's crazy.
A power dynamic only exists if you saying no, I can affect your life.
Like at a job, I can affect your life.
If I'm a teacher, I can affect your grade, your life.
If I'm famous and I say no, bitch, leave.
Like what impact do I have after this? I think the only thing I can think about in this case,
some of the women or girls asked him if he can mentor them or whatever.
They were interested in becoming comics.
No.
No, but I'm just saying.
So that's where the power dynamic would be because they're like,
oh, well, if I don't agree to making out or whatever he requested,
then he won't train me to become a comic.
Yeah, fine.
No, but I'm just saying that's where in
this training is like no i understand but training is like it's not like a tangible thing that leads
a job there is a salary that is set your promotions can be in line like it's a set path you are in
this job finding another job is hard if a guy doesn't want to mentor you okay yeah go big
brothers big sisters there's plenty of mentors out there. I understand what he's saying,
is that in that dynamic,
maybe you could take advantage of that relationship.
I don't believe that that's the case.
And I also think that we need to be completely aware,
and this is outside of that situation,
just any situation.
It's really funny,
because I disagree on Whitney's.
Whitney had a response,
and I disagree with one part of it,
where she goes like,
a fan should be able to DM, what is it?
A fan should be able to DM, you know, a celebrity.
I thought that was teenage girls should be able to DM, and guys shouldn't respond.
I don't think it's that.
I'll pull up the exact tweet, that way we can get it right.
No, I think it's fans.
If it's teenage girls, then.
I thought she was referring to underage girls she says in in the tweet uh okay pulling it up the girls
should be able to be a fan of a comedian they admire without becoming a sexual target i disagree
i disagree i just no first of all uh 100 yeah yeah i agree if you're a fan absolutely and listen
i'm saying this as someone who is in a faithful relationship and has a girlfriend.
I have nothing to gain from this.
I plan on marrying my girl and having kids with her.
So all you bitches out of luck.
Do you know what I'm saying?
That being said, it's really interesting when we saw these.
I am also faithful, so all you bitches are very lucky that you're not getting this horrible-ass dick.
This shit is committed.
so all you bitches are very lucky that you're not getting
a horrible ass dick.
Shit is committed.
The suffering starts at my girl.
So,
so the thing that came out
is there's this idea, right?
I agree with that statement
in that way, of course.
That being said,
it doesn't necessarily absolve
you from it, right?
So a lot of these girls are like, they DMed.
And this is not just about Chris.
This is just other situations, right?
Like people DMing, this, that kind of stuff.
Girls complaining about DMs, right?
Yeah.
What is very interesting is like, what I took that as a criticism of is a girl DMing a guy
going, oh my God, you're so funny or,
oh my God,
you're,
you're great tonight,
et cetera.
And then going,
a girl should basically,
she going,
a girl should be able to do that and it not be interpreted as anything besides
just you were congratulating you on your show.
Okay.
Right.
I agree.
Yeah.
My question to you,
Akash is, would your girl agree agree that was the intention of that DM?
Ooh, I was waiting to see how you got out of this one, and you did it.
You done did it.
I would ask any girl who says we should just be able to DM, and then nobody should think anything of it.
I would ask any girl who says that, what would you say if a girl DMed your man?
What would you think if a girl DM your man? What would you think that?
I think that people are abundantly aware of what DMs are.
Yeah.
Okay.
And,
and there's a song,
it goes down in a DM.
Yeah.
Right.
We know what the fuck a DM is about.
And we know there are different ways.
Some girls just come straight out,
foot pics,
titty pics,
whatever.
Some girls will be like,
Hey,
what's going on later tonight?
Winky face.
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
So it's like,
I think we know what the fuck DMS are.
And some girls that they just want to say,
great show.
We'll say,
Hey,
me and my boyfriend went to your show.
We had so much fun.
Yep.
They throw a boyfriend in there to let you know,
it's completely platonic and low key.
They might be saying that and they go,
what are you guys doing later?
That girl might be leveraging her sexuality to hang out with you because her boyfriend wants to.
The boyfriend might be going,
hey,
he's not going to respond to my DM because I don't have tits.
You have tits.
Use the power of your tits to get that person to respond.
It's a dangerous game, my friend.
It's a dangerous game.
You know what I'm saying?
So now, are you saying that the DMs, because there's such an overt sexual tone in it, that it's on the messenger to make it clear what the intentions are?
I think it's a shared responsibility.
Yeah, I think it's one of those things where it's like it's shared but it's not on anybody okay but it's not absurd to assume
that there could be sexual context if you are messaging me privately the understanding is
there's a reason you don't want this public and maybe you're just shy and sure we should all just
assume that you're just shy and it means nothing a A lot of times, that's not what it means.
And to Andrew's point, our girls would not think it meant she's just shy.
I would just ask girls what they think the DMs are.
If I'm responding to random girls' DMs, my girls can be like, yo, what's good with that?
And then I'm like, well, girls are just DMing me.
Is she literally going to go to me and be like, are you so stupid to think that girls are are just dm and they don't want anything else yeah like here's the thing a lot of people read playboy for the
for the fucking articles right yeah majority of people ain't looking at them fucking articles
i can't name one writer for playboy yeah i don't believe the words in playboy
can y'all me can y'all name one writer for Playboy?
Like, that was the thing that people love these articles.
I don't know a single article.
No.
I didn't even know there was articles.
Apparently, the interviews were kind of good,
and I'm assuming they got the interviews by being like,
hey, you can fuck any one of these girls.
Use an interview.
I guess what I'm trying to say is,
like, the way you were,
there is a shared responsibility
that we all have
for the murky waters
that is the sexual exchange.
It's mysterious,
it's dangerous,
and it's uncomfortable.
And I want women to be
the most comfortable
they possibly can be
in those situations.
I truly do.
Okay?
That's not to say
that there aren't fucking psychopaths
out there
and there are sociopaths out there
that are like womanizing and doing fucking horrible shit and being real pieces
of shit to women.
You can fuck a lot of girls and date a lot of girls without being a horrible piece of
shit to them.
Yeah.
You know, you can also fuck a lot of girls and date a lot of girls and be really good
to the vast majority of them and then fuck up and be a piece of shit to a couple of them.
Yeah.
You could also not fuck that many girls and still be a piece of shit to a couple of them. Yeah. You could also not fuck
that many girls
and still be a piece of shit.
Like, yeah.
Yeah, like y'all.
That's a valid point.
You know what I mean?
Can you like,
could you clarify one part?
Like, do you think that
people with power
could use their power
in order to manipulate
a young impressionable person
in order to like
exploit them for sex?
Yeah, you could.
Of course you could. Yeah. What, define young and impressionable person in order to like exploit them for sex? Yeah, you could. Of course you could.
Yeah.
What define young and impressionable?
So like you're 18, you DM someone,
you're like, oh, you're really funny.
And then a famous person could use their power
in order to have sex with them.
I 100%, I agree with that.
And then you could.
I will say this though.
We have to decide an age when women are women.
And we got to stop infantilizing women if an 18 year old
woman is old enough to be sent to iraq to go to war right if she's been old she's old enough to
give her life for the united states of america she's old enough to get a dm if she's old enough
to get a 400 000 loan that will cripple her financially for the rest of her life for college
she's old enough to get a DM. Right?
Like, we can't infantilize women
when we want
because we remove their agency
and we remove their power
when we're just trying to create
these little bumpers
like they have in bowling.
Bars, yo.
You know what I'm saying?
Remove their agency, this guy said.
It's true.
I don't even know what that means, yo.
But does that make sense?
These bitches ain't got no agent.
That's the problem with a lot of them.
They just try to get some clout on me.
This bitch out here ready to get met by Jason Steinberg.
Come on, yo.
Call UTA.
I'm getting UTIs.
You know what I'm saying?
So it is a weird situation where it's like,
yeah, you can create all these rules to protect women
and we can take the age and we could decide what it is.
But if you can vote for the United States, president of the United States, if you can go to war, if you can get a fucking huge bank loan, if we can give you insane responsibility at 18 years old, that's the assumption that you are mature enough to handle it.
You should be mature enough to handle a fucking DM.
Yeah.
And if we don't think women are mature enough at 18, let's make that law and let's pass that
law. 21, that's fine. 21, 35. I don't care what it is. Whatever you guys think it is or whatever
the country thinks it is, let's do that. Let's do that. But it's 18. And I don't care if your
state says 17 or 16. Nah. I don't care if 17 or 16 is legal in your state. It's 18. In the court of public opinion, it's 18.
And if you go under 18, don't give me, well, who's in Colorado?
No.
Yeah, yeah.
No.
You are after young girls.
That's actually got to be a national law.
We can't have this state to state.
You know what I mean?
What is that?
Mississippi, I think, 16.
You fucking 16-year-olds on technicality?
There's some states like 14 or something like that.
With parental consent, you can get married in New Hampshire at 14 or something like that you can get married in new hampshire at 12 or something like that what is going on bro that's
not even bar mitzvah age son yeah well this bitch ain't even a bot yet yeah that's adoption that's
just adoption i think yeah that's just woody allen yo son anyway so i think that is an important
conversation we have i think these conversations
really important i hope this sheds a little bit of light on like why guys are frustrated and i
hope that we articulated why we get frustrated and kind of like scared from these me too movements
uh but also i hope it sheds some light on why the sexual experience for women is fucking terrifying
yeah because literally every girl has had a horrible experience sexually that's a good
point you know i'm saying and and i'm not trying to like not horrible like he was he sucked in bed
horrible like oh fuck this is terrifying you were coerced or whatever i'm too drunk i might be raped
something might like that is a normal thing that women have had to experience in their life yeah
and we never have had to experience that yeah so it's hard for us to even calculate and also if you're a fucking decent guy it's not even coming into
your brain yeah that you would want to rape a girl yeah you know i'm saying i'm too insecure for that
i like when the crowd claps yeah do you know what i'm saying like i can't be bombing bombing yo these comics that bomb a lot we gotta watch out for them
because you you enjoy nose too much yo boo and no are very similar bro i've seen you at a show
when someone fell asleep because they were so drunk and you yelled at them you were like yo
what are you doing wake up wake up so just a slice of thing like you agree that someone could use their power in an abusive
way in order to manipulate someone to have sex but just because someone leverages their power
in a sexual relationship does not mean it's abuse yes and i think someone exists both male and
female i think there are females that will will I think there are men that can abuse their power,
especially in certain industries
where women really want to get into that industry.
And that's fucked up.
And I know for a fact,
famous women who have done that to men
who are very famous, right?
Now famous, right?
So I think people use their power
to get what they want,
and sometimes that's sex.
And I think that's abusive,
and I think that's fucked up.
Yes.
I also think there are ways where people are using their power to get what they want and sometimes that's sex and i think that's abusive and i think that's fucked up yes i also think there are ways where like people are using their power to engage in you know to get the most out of the situation they're in right so there are girls that might
use their sexual power to get some free drinks but they'll just kind of walk up to a bottle
service table and those guys are using their financial power to have bottles so that girls
walk up to the table and that exchange is is good as long as both
parties are cool with it yeah i mean yeah i'm okay with that how thinly do you have to slice
morality on this girl's getting free drinks and it's like all right who gives a fuck really you
know what i mean like yeah so in conclusion let's kind of wrap this discussion up the reality is we
we're not going to sit here and go these are the rules for sex one because there's no women here
so we need to know one how they feel two you guys haven't had enough sex with multiple people to even really talk about it
right so you don't even with the one person right so like we're not going to go and say that and um
that's a longer discussion and a discussion that needs to be had with tons of different
guys and girls together and mapping out all the different possibilities and how we would interact
with those things. It is a dark and murky and like Akash said, and I think you described the best
primal activity that we are trying to put makeup on and class up and make safe for everyone
involved. Because I really do think the majority of guys do not want to fucking make a girl feel
uncomfortable. And I think the majority of girls do not want to meet make a girl feel uncomfortable yeah and i think the majority of girls do not want to meet to a guy they don't ever want to be even put in a situation
where they would feel like they'd have to yeah and maybe we're afraid to talk about sex publicly
because you know we might have these like uh judeo-christian values that make sex seem taboo
and it's a weird conversation to have but we need to have the fucking conversation yeah and i think it's good
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Look, my man, Sean King, Talcum X. Shout out to Talcum x shout out to talcum x bro that's good um he he's out here you know sean king's been out here he's been uh very vocal during this time with george floyd
and i haven't been at all critical with him because i think that most of them have been uh
most of us have been aligned with the things that he's been fighting for yeah um but just like sean
king does he's gonna have to go and get out of pocket you know he with the things that he's been fighting for. Yeah. But just like Sean King does, he's going to have to go and get out of pocket.
You know, he's going to have to get out of pocket, take it out of pocket like a handkerchief, a white handkerchief.
You know what I'm saying?
So Talcum X said, and this is a quote, yes, I think the statues of the white European they claim is Jesus should also come down.
They're a form of white supremacy always have been in the bible the family of jesus wanted to hide and blend in guess where they went egypt
not denmark tear them down wow now you know what here's a thing they didn't go to denmark because they didn't know denmark existed
one obviously uh two he just had sandals freezing in denmark you can't go through that weather with
i mean he's just not built for sandal you know denmark right i don't think that was even on the
table yes second of all walking on water is easy when it's made out of ice. He wouldn't even be special.
Right?
Like, Denmark is...
Third of all, people take so many liberties with Jesus.
Just make them black.
What's the big fucking deal?
You go to Asia, Jesus is Asian.
You go to parts of Africa.
You go to Ethiopia.
My man was telling us last week.
Abba was telling us last week when he grew up going to go to Ethiopia. My man was telling us last week.
Abba was telling us last week when he grew up going to church in Ethiopia.
He's muzzy, but when he was going
to any church, Jesus was black.
You never see. You want your God to look like you.
If he's flesh, you want him to look like you.
Yo, so just make him black.
Nobody cares. Do you think
Jesus really had abs?
Jesus has abs in every rendition of... I haven't met
a single Middle Eastern person with abs
in my entire life.
Not a single one has abs.
Can you name one?
No, but here's what I was going to say.
Jesus, there's a lot of dark-skinned black Jesuses
hanging up in black people's houses in America.
If Jesus went to Egypt,
the Egyptians I know aren't dark-skinned black people.
They look more Middle Eastern.
Oh, yeah.
Egyptians are Middle Eastern.
Rami looked Middle Eastern.
Everybody on his show when he went to Egypt looked Middle Eastern. Absolutely. If you hide in Egypt, it's probably because you more Middle Eastern. Oh, yeah. Egyptians are Middle Eastern. Rami looked Middle Eastern. Everybody on his show when he went to Egypt looked Middle Eastern.
Absolutely.
So if you hide in Egypt, it's probably because you look Middle Eastern.
Is dark-skinned black Jesus a problem?
Yo, just make...
That's a great point.
But make him...
Put Jesus in blackface.
Blackface him.
Yes.
Blackface Jesus.
Give him an afro.
Give him cornrows.
Who gives a fuck?
Change his name.
Change his...
To what?
I don't know.
Black Jesus.
The Jesus.
No,
the Jesus.
The Jesus.
The Jesus Christ.
No,
but for real,
it's like,
stop it with this tear down the statue shit.
It's so stupid.
I mean,
crazy.
They would use accusing someone of presenting as a different
race than they are that's isn't that crazy that is so crazy that is so crazy that sean king is
accusing someone presenting themselves as a different race than they are i mean what a
disgusting thing it's vile it is absolutely vile it's just like you're an old man how do you you're
an imposter yeah how do you live? You're an imposter. Yeah.
How do you live with yourself
as an imposter?
I don't know.
How could you possibly
be a different race
than you actually are?
Where do you go to blend in?
An HBCU?
Where would you,
dude,
you going to an HBCU
is no different
than white Jesus
going to Egypt
to blend in.
So shut the fuck up.
Do you blend in in Atlanta
in Bankhead or Buckhead? Which one of those two?
I didn't even know.
I'm just curious.
I really hope black people,
if you want Jesus to be black, by all means
black him up.
Black him up.
Real talk. Do it.
Whatever you want to do, just do it it i don't think ed listen mark you're
the most christian person here would you give a flying fuck take him off the cross put him on a
hoop i don't give a shit how we're fucking dunking vince carter style i don't care make a vince
carter real talk bro go for it yeah but there wasn't basketball back then who cares neither
there wasn't denmark either there wasn't den. That story's been rewritten a million times.
Who knows what really fucking happened?
It's all fake.
Yeah.
Guess what?
Jesus wasn't even Christian.
He was fucking Jewish.
That's going to break your heart when you find that out, huh?
That guy had a mezuzah on his front door.
Okay?
He was taking Saturdays off.
Sammy Davis Jr. more like Jesus than any black person i know huh
explain it oh he's black and jewish yes black and jewish like kid cuddy
kid cuddy's jewish i think like drake right there we go yeah oh drake is black and jewish
but then you have that song kid cutting this home like black and dreidel black and dreidel
no that's not him that's wh him Wiz Khalifa That's Wiz Khalifa
He's Middle Eastern bro
Yeah
Khalifa
Khalifa
Come on
Black Andradle
Black Andradle
Black Andradle
Look
So all I'm trying to say
Is like stop it
With that shit
This fucking statue
Should drive me crazy
Would they want to switch
The Columbus statue
Dude wait
I want to tell you something
Because we were doing research
When we did our statues piece About the Columbus statue You know what's hilarious You know who also Wanted the Columbus statue? I want to tell you something because we were doing research when we did our statues piece about the Columbus statue.
You know what's hilarious? You know who
also wanted the Columbus statue taken down?
Columbus? The KKK.
Wow.
Those were the first people, the Ku Klux
Klan were the first people that were
arguing to get those statues removed.
Why? Because those statues
were erected to make immigrant groups,
specifically the Italian immigrant groups specifically the italian
immigrant groups feel comfortable and feel part of america so they idolized this guy christopher
clemence who was of italian descent who came and discovered the new world and they were like hey
this guy is brave he's just like you he went to the new world with his hopes and dreams etc
that's why the statue was erected to make immigrant groups feel welcomed and a part of America.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's mind-boggling.
So the KKK was like, we don't want them feeling welcome and comfortable.
We don't want them to feel like they are part of this fabric of America.
So now you agree with the KKK.
Like, real talk, any person, we said this on a piece, but any person that is offended by the Christopher Columbus statue, how are they not offended by America?
They are, kind of.
So then, shall we get rid of America?
Like, I guess what I'm saying is, any person who would be offended by the treatment of Native Americans by Christopher Columbus must be offended by the treatment of Native Americans by America.
Yeah, yeah.
They are. They're just not going anywhere.
Who is it?
I mean, there's a lot of people. I don't want Thanksgiving
as a monstrous holiday celebrating.
Thanksgiving is lit.
Yo, it's my favorite
holiday and they were trying to kill
a group of people that they thought was
me. Not until they got that stomach full.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's the greatest holiday. Yo, it's food and football and family. was me not until they got that stomach full you know what i'm saying it would have sucked so much more if he actually got to see actual indians like from india and we had to eat indian butter chicken
turkey is a dry ass if we got to actual india tunduri turkeyandoori turkey No fuck turkey give me that chicken
Oh you're right about it
Give us that chicken y'all already had food down
These Native Americans can't cook shit
Dry turkey dry corn
Real talk have we
Has any Native American food
Continued past Thanksgiving
I mean their idea of a feast was just a bucket
Full of vegetables
Buffalo burgers
A cornucopia
A cornucopia
With buffalo burgers
Buffalo is Native American
And they're using every part of the buffalo
Buffalo wings
They started that?
No they did not start that
Why are they called buffalo wings?
Because it's from Buffalo the city?
Dogs yes
That's why
But back to Native Americans He's so upset about it because it's from Buffalo the city? Dogs, yes. That's why. Okay?
But back to Native Americans.
He's so upset about it.
Yeah, because that should be bothering me, bro.
It should be really bothering me.
Look, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Native Americans,
the cuisine fell off.
Did it not?
Fell off?
It shouldn't even been on.
I would go so far as to say...
Maybe they ate that dry ass turkey
and stuff and they're like we get rid of these motherfuckers i i really i literally i really a
little bit if i if i may if i may you may okay i think the food was so bad that the settlers were
like oh they don't even have a culture right so they're like they won't mind
if we just take over i would go so far as to say that thanksgiving is actually a british meal
wow wow let's go over it mashed potatoes ain't got no fucking potatoes in america
that's an irish thing There was no potatoes here.
What did they have?
What's the traditional
English breakfast?
Bangers and mash.
Bang.
Okay.
What else did we have?
Stuffing.
Definitely British.
That's white people.
Super white people.
How can I put more bread
in something?
Yeah.
What else is there?
The only thing they got
is corn.
Corn slaps though. Corn slaps, though.
Corn slaps.
Not going to fail.
But I don't even think we use the same corn.
They call that shit maize, right?
It was Mad Little?
Yeah, it was Mad Little.
Okay.
And they called it maize.
My point is, like, if corn is your contribution to the meal, that's rude.
Because our bodies don't even eat that shit bro
you ever eat corn you go up more corn yo that's probably when he found out he was not in india
christopher columbus when he ate that dry ass bland ass food and no spice on this shit
yo real talk point y'all talk about how trash white people's food is
native american food worse nah i think it's the same sunday they even have alcohol
oh yeah like how little attention are you paying to food and cuisine and entertainment
that you don't even got alcohol what was the last time they do now
yo but imagine how amazing alcohol is and our food is, is that now they're like addicted nonstop.
They can't help it.
The second they got white people food, they were just addicted, bro.
What's white people food?
Alcohol and meth.
Alcohol, meth, blankets, being warm at night.
Yo, they got addicted to being warm at night, bro.
They never had blankets and then we came through
all right i got some more indian food okay go native american sorry yeah thank you uh
deer meat venison yeah okay that's hey is venison good i don't know rogan probably likes it though
so you better this is how whack venison is deers die on the highway all the time ain't nobody like
yo let's carve up a burger what's the difference between a venison and an elk i think it's a different animal well yeah
they're different animals how different how are they different what's the difference a deer is
more of like the version of it i think i think most people would agree. You know, an elk is a boss-ass animal.
A deer would be at, like, a pride march.
You know what I mean?
Deer do look mad graceful, yo.
Yeah.
Deer be prancing.
Cute with a little bunny tail.
Shaking that thang.
You know, a little cottontail bunny.
All right, we got pumpkin.
Pumpkin slaps, yo.
Pumpkin slaps, yo. Pumpkin slaps, yo.
I thought that was white people.
I've been giving white people credits this whole time.
What would you guys do in the fall without pumpkins?
Yo, son.
Son, yo.
Off that alone, y'all should have let them live, son.
Son, son.
Son, can I be honest with you?
Yo, white people soul food pumpkins.
Can I be honest with you?
They soul fooded pumpkins.
No, no.
Can I be honest with you, yo?
Oh, gosh.
Can I be honest with you?
That's the white pig is this pumpkin. Y'all a lot with it y'all y'all ready what color is sugar
brown i really threw a french
i'm trying to help you out with pumpkin. I thought pumpkin needed sugar. Nah, sugar's white. Yeah, okay. Right? Sure.
The domino one is.
Right?
Maybe they ain't got domino back then, but I'm pretty sure.
Man, ain't that some shit that they kill black people with the very game they love, domino
sugar?
Ain't that some shit?
That's foul, y'all.
That's systemic racism.
That's systemic racism.
That's the sugar.
Just like that Jesus.
They take something brown and make it white.
Bro, everything's sweet. Y'all turn white. Yo, Sean King is the being into sugar. Just like that Jesus. They take something brown and make it white. Bro, everything's sweet.
Y'all turn white.
Yo, Sean King is the domino sugar of people.
Yo, okay.
Well, I was trying to make some correlation,
but I'm not.
Yo, pumpkin is trash without sugar.
It's trash without sugar.
With sugar, it's amazing.
Can I give you another example?
Seminum. Wait wait what is that word
cinnamon cinnamon cinnamon yeah trash without sugar add the sugar unreal unreal
take real and then undo it that's what you get when you add cinnamon to the sugar.
Isn't sugar more of a Native American thing?
No.
Yo, they kind of got some fucking fire food.
I kind of didn't realize that. That's in the Americas.
Yo, maple syrup, vanilla, turkey.
These are all Native American foods?
Yo, maple syrup, yo.
Don't even eat your sugar, bro.
That's not fucking Native American.
That's peck a hole in a tree.
Peanut butter? Oh, shit. Nah, that's a black dude. that's peck a hole in a tree peanut butter oh shit that's a
black dude yo what's good yo mark relax what's good relax
native americans out of history that's what he carving real talk how is it that george
washington carver hasn't had a fucking movie made after him yet. Where's his statue?
We got a planter peanut.
Why don't we got George Washington Carver on that shit? You got Aunt Jemima on the syrup.
Except we didn't put Aunt Jemima there.
Put the Native American on the Aunt Jemima syrup.
Why didn't we put Aunt Jemima
on the syrup? We know damn well Aunt Jemima
didn't get the fucking syrup out of the tree.
We need the Land O'Lakes lady on the Aunt Jemima syrup. Bang! No, damn well Aunt Jemima didn't get the fucking syrup out of the tree. We need the Land O'Lakes lady
on the Aunt Jemima syrup.
Bang!
No, we don't.
We need a fucking hummingbird.
Or a woodpecker.
Give them their credit, yo.
They didn't invent that.
You know how drunk they had to be
to be sucking off a tree
and then find some maple syrup?
They did it, though.
Y'all didn't do it
because y'all were busy drinking.
Y'all had alcohol.
They needed something else. You have to didn't do it because y'all were busy drinking. Y'all had alcohol. They needed something else.
You have to admit,
white people have been
incredibly effective
given our addiction to alcohol.
We've been the most
effective alcoholics.
No.
Who's better?
Yeah, just steal everything.
Irish people aren't that effective.
Yeah, but we got our wits.
We got our wits together.
Yeah, because your inhibitions Are down
So now you're just
Oh let me just
Rob this motherfucker
I don't care
Give me that
Give me that
Alright it helps you
And Irish people
Mad effective
At what
Motherfuckers can't even
Grow potatoes
Fucking losers
Yo son
How you can't grow potatoes
That shit like
They're like
We ain't got no
Potato famine
Did you try
Putting it in the ground
Hey did you try
Planting a potato That was like the first thing They teach? Hey, did you try planting a potato?
That was like the first thing they teach us at elementary school.
How to make a potato.
Son, how do the potatoes don't come out of the ground?
You're telling me it was too sunny?
Hold on.
You're telling me there was a time in fucking Great Britain where it was too dry and sunny?
The most wet place on the fucking earth i don't believe
this potato famine yeah they were too drunk say what they were too drunk too drunk to be effective
yo but that's irish that's the whitest white that's white yeah that's translucent white
nah you don't think that that's sean King white Sean King is Irish Yeah Yeah
But what about the black Irish?
Oh that's a good point
You haven't heard about them
Have you?
I haven't
What's that?
A black drunk person?
Say what?
Is that a black person
Who drinks a lot?
No the black Irish
The Spanish Armada
They came to
They came to Ireland
And they made them black
That's the token you see
At the same time
No it's just
It's literally just an irish person with like brown
hair it really is they just called people with brown hair that's how white brown hair made you
black oh wow mark back check me on that it might be true though yeah i'll look it up there actually
is an interesting correlation where like irish slave owners that came over would give like slaves
would get the last name of where they were from or they would get the name
of where they were from yeah sure so tyrone ireland is like one of the most uh it's like a
wealthy part of ireland back in the day that people used to come over and that's why like a
lot of black people are named tyrone allegedly oh so tyrone is a white name a little cultural
appropriation that's a fire name that shit is ours now all right what else we got
um people upset at bill simmons or some shit because there's not enough diversity or something
i think he said some shit like they asked him why his hiring practices weren't more diverse and he
said something like this is a business i can't just give podcasts to anybody but then like his
son has a podcast or his daughter or some shit like that like yo, let me just tell all y'all that are complaining about this.
We just see you as nerds.
Like, nerds don't have color to me.
Now, listen, my boy Van is on there,
Van Shouse of Van,
but he's not an employee of The Ringer.
He has a podcast on The Ringer,
and this is about The Ringer employees specifically.
But if you work for Bill Simmons or you are bill simmons you're just a nerd so if you're a black nerd or a chinese nerd or a filipino nerd or a white nerd whatever you are you're just a nerd
and i thought that nerds didn't care about diversity because i thought that they were
just happy to have another person there it didn't matter what race they were that being said i don't
know like what are you supposed to do?
I don't know.
I always thought his writers were not diverse
in the way they thought.
It's always just
the same type of person.
Right.
And that person, I think,
tends to be white and liberal.
But that was my main beef
with Simmons
was who he employed
was just like cucks
across the board.
Just nerds.
His rap critic is a white bitch.
I can't think of a person
this music is less for.
Than white bitches?
White bitches.
Oh, my God.
I'll stand by that one.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, what else?
What else we got?
Okay, we got Pablo Escobar's family sues 2 Chainz.
Yo, how broke are the Escobars that you are suing 2 Chainz?
For likeness rights violations
because apparently
they got his face
on the restaurant
or something like that.
Oh, I thought it was just
it was Escobar's Tapas
or whatever that shit was.
They named the restaurant
Escobar's Tapas.
And I think I also have
pictures of him.
Yo, we got to have a conversation.
If you made your money
doing foul and illegal shit,
you don't have the right
to your likeness.
I don't think you should because we were going through
this when we were doing the statues right we're like there's a statue that they took down in
england right what was the guy's name uh edward colston edward colston right i was trying to free
slaves no this is this is one who he was a massive slave trader right but he also built the town of
brixton bristol bristol whatever some shit right so right? But he also built the town of Brixton. Bristol.
Bristol, whatever, some shit, right?
So he has this statue for building the town of Bristol.
But then people are like,
yo, we got to take it down.
This guy made all his money doing slave trading.
And we're like, yeah, actually, I'm with that.
Because if you are known for your philanthropic endeavors,
right, but the only reason you could do the philanthropy
is because you did some foul shit to get the money.
You can't be rewarded for the philanthropy.
Like Escobar did mad philanthropy.
He was building schools.
He was building hospitals.
He was building fucking soccer fields all over the place.
But he did it by killing mad motherfuckers and selling drugs.
So I'm not going to reward you for your philanthropy if you did it doing some foul shit.
So if the Escobars, if you did some foul shit and motherfuckers want to make money off you now you're upset
i'm wrong yeah how's he not suing kanye either what did kanye do life of pablo
but was that pablo escobar i think so i thought it was pablo picasso yeah no i thought it was
like the saint or some shit like that like paul so no i always thought it was escobar i thought
it was assumed it was escobar Kanye's never talked about anything
gangster
in his life
the most authentic thing
about Kanye
is he never pretends
to be a gangster
ever
there's no like
doing like
selling drug shit
there's no
I'm catching body shit
good thing they didn't
sue Kanye then
so you're welcome
I just think that
they gotta be broke
that family gotta be broke
that you're worried
about a fucking
topper spot
in Atlanta.
Like, really?
You need to, during Corona, when he's probably making $1,000 a day, you really suing that?
You want that $1,000 a day?
Like, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah.
No, I think I'm with you.
I think I'm with you.
It's kind of stupid, right?
It's like, suck it up.
Your dad was a piece of human garbage, or your granddad, or whatever it is.
Like, a horrible human being that murdered thousands of people. Your dad was a piece of human garbage or your granddad or whatever it is, like a horrible
human being that murdered thousands of people.
Like, suck a dick.
I don't know.
Because the family hasn't done those crimes.
But the family's profiting off of the name.
But it's his name they're suing for.
It's not.
And their lifestyle is completely propped up by those crimes.
They still got mansions.
They still got money.
They still got all the,
like every penny
that they have
that they're still spending now,
all that money
that he buried,
that is blood money, yo.
That is blood money.
Yeah.
So if we gonna be upset
about statues up here,
if we got statues
of, you know,
racists and shit,
we wanna tear them shits down,
tear down that,
their fucking mansion.
You got a point. All right, he technically could sue Kanye because Kanye said he called it Escobar, know racist and shit we want to tear them shits down tear down that their fucking mansion you got
a point all right he technically could sue kanye because kanye said he called it escobar or pablo
because it was pablo escobar who moved product and picasso who moved art and he was the two biggest
movers of art and product shut up kanye all right we're gonna take a break for a second and uh let
y'all know real quick that we're gonna
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back uh did you guys see how bubba wallace uh fumbled his 30 for 30 this guy had the perfect the perfect storyline set up for an amazing 30 for 30
okay okay yeah all he had to do was drive around in a circle faster than other people
right bubble wallace is the black nascar. He originally comes out with Black Lives Matter. He gets the Confederate flag taken down from all NASCAR events.
Then a noose ends up in his garage.
They call it garage.
But just to clarify, garages, each team gets their own section of the thing.
And they call that a garage.
So it's not the garage in his hometown.
It's at the venue, right?
So, which I think was set up up but we'll get there in a
second uh and then he goes out there and the entire nascar uh the stands the all the other
drivers everybody roll his car up to the front of the lineup and they show this huge sign of
solidarity he's crying it's just this beautiful moment and then he comes in 14th
if he wins that race oh my god it's amazing it's 30 for 30 if he wins that race yeah 30 for fucking
30 done amazing story fuck 30 for 30 you get a cinema movie so you might get a real movie yeah played by sean king
sean king but but john king being the guy that hangs the noose
so so here's the question um i mean it's just this perfect story and like
i don't i think the noose was set up
you mean no way to prove it or there's no way to prove it here that you think would do it Like, I don't, I think the noose was set up.
You mean no way to prove it or?
There's no way to prove it here. Who do you think would do it?
I think somebody who is either on his team.
I don't think the person who did it, did it for like intimidation purposes.
I think the person who did, go, go.
Go ahead.
No, go ahead.
Okay.
I think the person who did it, did it for PR purposes.
I can say, I can see you saying NASCAR would do this to say, yo, ahead no go ahead okay i think the person who uh did it did it for pr purposes i could say i could
see you saying nascar would do this to say yo the stereotype of our fan base of our drivers is they're
all racist fucking rednecks so let's do some real foul shit let's set it up but then the reaction
to it will be so open-minded and accepting of this black driver people will see yo not all of our fans are like that not all
of our drivers are like that so if your reason for shutting out nascars is some white racist shit
yeah maybe you'll be a little bit more open to and be like oh they're not they're not all bad
yeah which is ironic they're having a fight for that and what what and what was the picture that
we saw all these everybody on the screen
on the top of their lungs
Black Lives Matter
on the green
right
that shit gave me chills
just then when you said it
bro it was beautiful
it's a moment bro
and then he fucked it up
coming in 14th place
don't you just crash the car
just go for number one
foot on the pedal
the whole fucking time
I mean just pretend
you know what they should have done
to motivate him
somebody should have put a siren on their hood behind him and that motherfucker would have
come in first no question yo yo talk about fighting for your life yeah i mean nah but
they should have treated it like kobe's last game just let him win let him win like outlap everybody
by like four laps just like kill it that's what they should have done. I'll be honest.
I'm so competitive.
I don't even let my girl win, so I don't know if I do that shit.
But I hear you, man.
Like just, I don't know, dog.
These people are so competitive.
But don't you wish she fucking won?
That would have been the perfect message.
Oh, my God, yo.
They put the noose.
I'm going to defy the noose.
I'm going to go out there.
I win.
All of the NASCAR fans are out there in support.
Everybody's cheering. All the other drivers. I'm going to go out there. I win. All of the NASCAR fans are out there in support. Everybody's cheering.
All the other drivers are cheering.
He's shaking the champagne.
He's pouring it all over the fucking place.
Bruh.
You think he just got too emotional early on?
You can't cry before some shit and then expect to go out there and kill it.
But it's driving.
Why are we acting like this is difficult?
That's probably why they put the noose in his thing, like to rile him up.
And it just didn't work.
And then everybody fucked it up by accepting him.
He's like, God damn, yo.
Yeah, right?
Nice.
Yeah.
So you think they put it there for motivational purposes?
Yeah, they tried to light the fire under him right before the race.
Like, let's get him.
Tricky choice of words, light the fire.
Bro, this is interesting. What if it wasn't a noose at all what if it was like a bungee cord or some
shit like what if it was just something for the car and then someone just forgot to like pack
and then he showed up the next day he's like the fuck is this these intimidations
and then all the people in his team are like
i didn't realize you were gonna come so early on race day i was gonna put that i'm not gonna say and then all the people in his team are like uh damn it
I didn't realize
you were gonna come
so early on race day
I was gonna put the
I'm not gonna say anything
like it is
yo it is to the point
right now
if you're white
you can't even buy rope
B
bruh
like
who would really
remember that time
where white people
did that tiki torch shit
and you couldn't have
a fucking Hawaiian barbecue
in the back of your house
yeah
without people thinking
you were a racist.
The fact that you're
having Hawaiian barbecues.
White people love
Hawaiian barbecues.
No, but sometimes
you just got them
just to keep away mosquitoes.
Ah, gotcha.
That too.
Is that what you call them?
Mosquitoes?
They are black and annoying.
Shucking money and blood out of the system.
You can kill them and nobody cares.
Oh my God.
I thought I know you were going to get in that.
Come on, Mark.
You were going to get in that.
Come on, Mark, you pussy.
Gag not.
Gag not. Gag not. Gag not. I hate them. i hate him what i got scared i don't know what to say
so uh but yeah isn't that uh
come back so wait what were we even talking about who knows oh yeah so that was the bubble
wallace thing that thing would have been perfect it would have been the perfect fucking story
how do you not risk it all like even if you go down like getting you know pulled out you got
to go for it right oh if he crashed and that's the greatest 30 for 30 if he crashed yo think
about that 30 for 30 that shit shit is like Ford versus Ferrari,
but with higher stakes.
Whoa.
So, but what would it mean?
What do you think it would mean?
Like if he died,
do you think the message would be prolonged?
Or do you think someone would look like
they bumped him off the track on purpose?
I'll tell you what.
Some of these white women
wouldn't have been getting
the same amount of attention.
You know what I mean?
Son, that's a great point.
Distracted from the BLM cause.
That's a fucking great point.
Wait a minute.
How on earth was he not trying to cut everyone off?
You don't want to be the person that crashes the black guy's car
on the day of the Black Lives Matter race.
Yeah, that's why I think they put the noose in
so he'd drive more aggressive and they should have let him win.
We got to have a talk with Bubba, son.
You needed to win that one.
That was your race to win.
But he's just not good enough.
You pointed out yesterday that NASCAR is an expensive sport.
It's hard to get into that.
That's why there's not many black drivers.
Right.
Because you have to start early and with different cars and go-karts and all that type of shit.
And hockey is also an expensive sport to get into.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, we were saying there's certain sports
where like the barrier to entry is like wealth.
You know, it's like there's not a lot of black swimmers.
It's not because black people can't swim, right?
It's just like you need to have a fucking pool
in your backyard or you're going-
Black people can't swim
because their parents don't do this to them.
Okay.
Like did you see this video?
I don't know if you've seen this before,
but it's the casey anthony swim
school and so here's a video of this but like this is crazy i mean does it feel like we wrapped up
that last section yes uh the case there's this thing there's this thing that i've seen before
this is not the first time i've seen it al but it's a technique that white people not just white
people but people do with their toddlers when they have pools in their backyard.
And they essentially teach the toddler before they can talk or anything that if they fall into the water to spin themselves over onto their back so that they don't drown in the pool.
And they can spin themselves over in the back and then just kind of like float there.
And that's what happens to these kids.
And it's a school where you just toss your
fucking kid in the water and then it magically flips over and now it just floats so the thing
is a lot of people have these pools in their backyard and they're so fucking selfish they're
so fucking selfish and self-absorbed that they won't put a fence around the pool because they think it's ugly. Wow. That they'd rather teach their kid to swim at two months old than just put some blockade on your fucking pool to affect the house.
It's unbelievable.
Do you see people?
You're from Florida.
Do you see people with pools that did this?
Yeah, yeah.
They put a blockade?
Yeah.
Thank God.
But what does the fence have to do with anything so what you would do is if you put the blockade around the pool you could lock the fence then
the kid couldn't go into the pool the idea is if a kid does this then he just like learns how to
swim exactly yeah i ain't risking this shit yeah yo this is this is yo honestly i'd be terrified
to have a pool with a kid bro wouldn't you be terrified to have a pool with a kid, bro. Wouldn't you be terrified to have a pool with a kid?
Are white parents with water like Asian parents with math and spelling?
What do you mean?
We ain't fucking.
You're drilling it into them?
Yeah.
At a young age?
That's wild, son.
Yeah.
But I actually, I think that's a natural reflex.
I think toddlers just do that shit.
Yes.
So I don't even know why you have to have a school for it.
So you're saying that, well, then what happens to all the toddlers that drown why didn't they do it that's what i'm
saying i don't know like i'm pretty sure this is like i don't think maybe you got to make sure
they do it the first time and then once they do what they learn i guess yeah i mean how terrifying
is this this makes my stomach turn to watch and then she's like snapping her fingers by his head
like keep looking at my hand yeah don't drown also. Why'd she have to get out of the pool to throw him?
Like, you should have been in the water already.
Like, she fucking RKO'd him into the fucking pool.
When would a kid drop into the water like that?
Like, a kid would just fall in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the more extreme version, I guess.
Yeah.
Throwing in there.
Yo, why is Mia Khalifa trending?
That's really interesting. She says, trending with i have a black husband so probably she said some racist shit but
she's trying to cover it up with i can't really see it mia khalifa only did porn for i hate this
bitch though yeah i only did porn for only did porn for three months oh my god uh listen here's
the thing about porn.
It's very similar to AIDS.
You do it once or you have a little bit of it, you have it.
Got that shit.
That's it.
You do your porn, that's what you got.
You get your video leaked that's a private video, that doesn't count.
Okay?
You sign up to get paid to fuck a stranger for money. That's on you forever.
Simple as that.
Now, I think we live in a society that's become much more comfortable with porn because so many sex tapes have been leaked.
And it's almost like a way of like doing PR.
And I think you're going to see a lot of these people who do porn actually cross over.
You see with Lana Rhodes.
She's like a YouTuber now.
She dates Mike from what's it called? Logan Paul's podcast. actually cross over you see with lana roads she's you know like a youtuber now she dates um uh mike
uh from uh what's it called logan paul's podcast uh what is it called impulsive and impulsive
podcast and uh mia khalifa is on um the new rami season i think really isn't she i'm not sure i
think so but sasha gray did the same thing sasha gray did it so as as as porn becomes more normalized, you'll see a lot of porn stars kind of like crossing over because fame is just fame.
There used to be a time where like being a TV star wasn't as valuable as being a movie star.
Do you remember that?
Like, oh, yeah, he does TV.
It was actually looked at as like a step down.
Oh, you went from movies to TV?
Now TV is way more popular than movies.
So those people are way more popular.
So I think fame is just becoming fame,
and if you're famous for porn
or if you're famous for this,
it will almost be looked at
as a kind of similar thing.
Yeah, I can see that happening.
That being said,
there's a stigma to that porno shit, B.
So you think that stigma
is always going to be there?
I think it depends on the type of porn.
If you did some sensual porn,
maybe not,
but the one where there's your saliva everywhere and there's like tears and there's just like cum all over your face.
Like I love this kid, Mike.
Shout out to this kid, Mike, man.
He's got The Fifth Vital.
He has a book out.
He's got a really interesting story.
You know, he was addicted to I think it was opiates and he beat that addiction.
And then he went out to L.A LA and he does his podcast with Logan Paul
and he's like really funny on it.
He's really good.
But just poor,
he dates this girl
who's a really famous porn star
named Lana Rhodes
and this poor guy,
anytime he tweets anything,
George Floyd,
RIP George Floyd,
we need justice for black lives.
There is some guy
who responds to the tweet
with his girl
just getting cummed on.
It's every single time dude it doesn't matter what he's it could be the most supportive beautiful we need to look out for the
environment and we need to recycle and it'd be like she seems to be recycled and there's just
cum all over his girl and it's just fucking mom look at the unborn babies On this girl's face And it's just
I feel
I feel so bad for the dude
Because that's his girl
You know what I mean
Like he loves that girl
And he gotta deal with this
Every single time
Oh my god
That's so funny
That's rough
So would you guys
Nah never
You couldn't date a porn star
Nah
Could you
Obviously not yo
Mark
Nah You wanna test it You wanna see You wanna drive the Formula 1 Yeah Nah, never. You couldn't date a porn star? No. Could you? Obviously not, yo. Mark? Nah.
You want to test it?
You want to see,
you want to drive the Formula One?
Yeah.
Yeah, but that's a lot.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's a lot of maintenance
involved with a Formula One car.
I didn't say you want to own it.
You know what I'm saying?
But if Ferrari goes,
you want to try this Formula One car,
you're like, I got it.
I see how it feels.
You know what I mean?
I got to see how it feels.
Yeah, the Richard Petty driving experience.
They have that shit in Florida. They do. Yeah, you you drive a nascar will you drive a nascar
the mia khalifa driving experience no not mia khalifa bro not no no it's our good name no
not happening bro so did you see this gyro commercial man gyro is the goat bro yeah
this guy's this guy's hilarious man. Ja Rule the goat It sucks, B. I'm just going to run down some of my favorites. They got Taziki.
Octopod, whatever.
But it's good.
This is so good.
So pause.
So when this came out, 50 Cent came out.
He's like, see if you beef with me, this happens.
50 becoming kind of corny to me, bro.
It's like, eventually you got to grow up from the beef shit, man.
That's funny.
You used to praise this motherfucker.
I did when I was younger, and I think it was more enticing.
But like, you're 50 years old.
You know what I mean?
You got to grow up, bro.
You got TV shows out there.
He's so good at it, though.
He is, but he fucked up here.
He didn't do his research.
Yeah.
So this Ja Rule shit is a show that he was pitching yeah where he uses uh he goes to these kind of struggling
businesses and he uses his whatever celebrity cachet to like make promos for them and try to
build up the business kind of like almost like a business rescue type yeah so 50 cent gave him all
the promo that he wanted to be honest the show on its own sucks. You need that kind of promo of people being like, yo, laugh at this guy.
Yeah.
And I think they did it for that reason.
They made a corny promo in the same, I don't know if you guys, if you're not from New York
City, but you probably have your own local advertisements as well.
But in New York City, we have these horrible local advertisements that some companies leaned
into how bad they were.
And then they became these, like uh i don't know catch
phrases ah yo digital cable like you had the uh carmel 1-800-888 whatever oh that might be a
different one but like yeah but no i know what you're talking about yeah and like they do that
purposely they make it super duper cheesy yeah just so people talk about it and that's what you
want for a commercial you You just want attention.
Exactly. To that product.
Shouts to Ja for being able to pivot
because 50 did make him a joke.
So he just leaned into it.
Leaned into the joke.
I'm a joke.
What are you going to do?
I can't be cool.
So let me lean into the cheesiness
and who better to give me publicity
for that than the guy
who made me cheesy in the first place.
Real talk,
if you know what somebody's moves are,
you can manipulate them
and they can be your tool.
And I'm not saying Ja has the wits to do that right now.
He did it this time.
It might have happened organically.
Maybe he did.
But if I'm Ja and I know 50 likes to make a big thing about anything, anytime I do anything
that looks corny, I will do corny things that I can profit from so that 50 calls him out
and then I end up making some bread off of it.
So it's like, yeah, use that person as a tool if you know how their actions are.
And if he knows that you're using him as a tool, he'll stop using you as a tool,
and then all of a sudden, he's ignoring you.
He's off your back.
Yep.
You guys heard about the poison milkshake shit?
I knew that shit was fake, bro.
You did?
Off rip, you did?
Who poisons the milkshake?
It just seemed weird to me to off rip.
That's funny because I believed it because why would you suspect your milkshake be poisoned in the first place?
It's just the next.
Like something.
You have to look at it or see something or it has to taste different for you to even suspect that.
I don't know if it was immediate.
I think immediately I might have.
But by the next day, I was like, no, I don't think so, man.
So apparently these New York City cops, two of them, I think, said they all got shakes
at Shake Shack, and two of them were poisoned.
They tasted like bleach was in them or something like that.
Became this story.
By the next day, I think they said they weren't poisoned, I think.
But then now, apparently, they made up the whole thing.
The order was placed, I think, via app or something like that.
So you wouldn't even know who they were.
So they don't know who they're making the shakes for.
And then there was one other thing that was, yeah when they said the shakes tasted funny they told the
manager shake check they got vouchers for free food free drinks they got like an apology so
this is just some this is some karen shit or whatever you let's talk about these cops man
because these fireworks that's been going on son what do you think the firework thing is so the conspiracy
is that the cops are letting illegal fireworks happen all over the country as to show like hey
we have value and if you don't acknowledge our value we'll just let chaos happen like a form
of chaos so they're up so people are upset that it's noisy at night yes okay if i see a single
latin complain about it being noisy
if there's a single one that's a that's a more new york thing but yeah oh people don't read that
doesn't resonate i don't i don't think so not down south how can some a group of people with
such strong unions be so bad at negotiating like you think this is what it's going to take for you
to we're going to be like i know they're killing black people and that's fucked up but it's just
so noisy let's just let them keep doing what they're doing like you think that's the deal
we're going to take like oh my god they're letting chaos run wild it's loud you know they had a
meeting where they were like how do we show how important and valuable we are
to the community noise complaints that's where you come in that's where you're the most used yeah i
can't buy it the unions are too strong to think some shit like this poor negotiations i think
this motherfucker's setting off fireworks and they know no one's gonna stop him there is something to
it though so it's like okay go my in my building like i've been one of
those old people facebook groups where everybody complains and shit like that so there's a this
annoying lady that she complains about everything she went to the front desk and she's like why are
they allowing these fireworks to happen frontex the front desk guy told her that the police said
to him verbatim um these are all misdemeanors at best and we're not policing those at the at the
moment so they have prioritized certain crime i guess with you know the political climate and
you know civil climate of things in america so they actually are looking the other way on
lower crimes so there is some truth to it but i don't know if they're doing it to spite people i guess what
you're saying is that or what some the conspiracy is saying is that the cops themselves are lighting
these things off no no they're just letting it happen i've heard somewhere that's like they're
giving uh fireworks to like low income oh word i haven't heard that because people are like these
are like thousand dollar fireworks like they're massive happening everywhere like yeah again what do they think do you think the the
low-income people are going to be like guys that's okay just keep killing black people i just can't
this is ruining my property value the noise i think what they're hoping i think what they're
hoping is either people start getting injured or fires start happening because now fires start
happening oh we can look at all these people running wild on the streets,
looting fires.
And then the firefighters are even bigger heroes.
Possibly, but it's a little something weird about it.
Where have the firefighters been?
They're chilling.
They are chilling, right?
Ain't nobody saying defund the firefighters.
Yeah, why would you?
They got a lot of trucks.
But they don't kill nobody.
Say what?
They don't kill anybody.
Yeah, that's true.
We're not upset about the misuse of tax dollars here.
This isn't the police officer's tea party.
Who was fire hosing all those people back in the day?
Oh, shit.
No one ever talked about that.
Nobody ever talked about how fun that shit probably was
you never go to the carnival play that game with the water keep it a buck
keep it a buck keep it a buck keep it a buck right imagine you're a racist right
imagine you're a racist you're a black guy who's
racist against white people right okay imagine you work for an all-black fire department okay
right now you got these white people that are that are out here uh running about uh causing
civil disobedience running them right all right and you've been going to the carnival your whole
life playing that stupid game where you shoot the water gun into the clown's mouth right right your whole life you play that game and then all of a sudden you hear the fire bell
whatever that shit is right you hop down the pole and then your fire chief is going he goes you know
what we're gonna do we're gonna spray down them whites okay are you a little excited you hate the
whites without question You cannot wait.
He's like, without question.
I can't lie.
Would you forgive all police brutality if there was a day where cops just lined up and
black people just got to fucking...
Is that a fair trade?
Is that reparations?
I can't give him that one.
It's tempting, though.
Yeah, think about that.
It would be fun.
Everybody gets to spray a cop.
High-powered hose.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Not that bitch-ass Shawshank Redemption shower.
I'm talking about the fucking...
Yo, yo, yo.
We got to also keep in mind,
it's not a garden hose.
Nah, bruh.
That shit got some hadouken behind it, bro.
Like, it's going to move you, right?
Hopefully no one died from that whole shit right
i'll find out i'm sure they did no no because here's the thing about the water hose right like
the dog sicking that's so fucking foul right because you're like doing permanent injury
but the fucking the fucking the the. It was refreshing.
It's a hot ass summer day.
You
oh my god.
It's called flagrant too
bro. You don't think
a little bit. You can't
hold this the fuck down but you've been marching
this hot as fuck and
at first when the hose hit you. You've been sitting
in not being served this whole time. AC back then. You know what I mean? It's scorching hot. And at first when the host said to me. You've been sitting in not being served this whole time.
I was in AC back then.
You know what I mean?
It's scorching hot.
You're in a full suit.
Martin Luther King told you to wear your full suit.
You're like, we couldn't do this in some gym shorts.
You know what I'm saying?
You're suiting tied up and that water come hits at first.
You don't think a little bit.
You just like that fucking.
I need some water by any means necessary.
You don't think you get a little flash of that Flash Dancers thing
when a girl gets the.
No, it's like the game when you're a kid and the sprinklers going on.
You try to run and move out the way of the sprinkler.
You don't think there's a little bit of refreshing.
I don't know.
The South is hot.
The South is hot. You don't think there was some nice firemen that? I don't know. The South is hot. The South is hot?
You don't think there was some nice firemen that weren't racist who didn't spray exactly
on you?
They kind of sprayed it up in the air and let it trickle down?
I mean, from the video, I ain't seen none of that.
But if there were some of them.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Let's rephrase it.
Yes.
If you had to get attacked by a government authority figure would it be obviously police they have
rubber bullets regular bullets they have like the batons and that kind of shit the army they got
weapons they got tear gas they got all all that park ranger park ranger ranger park ranger guard
coast guard or coast guard got guns which Coast Guard got guns and they guarded the coast.
How do you think
we guard the coast with?
Harsh language?
Get away, jerks.
I thought maybe some buckets,
you know what I mean?
I thought they were doing
a bunch of ALS challenges out there.
They were throwing buckets
of water at each other.
Son.
All I'm saying is
if you had to choose
a form of punishment
from a government agency,
getting sprayed by the hose gotta be the one no man she got to put out house fires say what house on fire
it's got to be strong enough to put out a house motherfucking forest fires son that didn't martin
luther king say himself i feel like i'm integrating my people to a burning house so the fireman was
like we got y'all that was good yo that was
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the show. Okay. So Echeca shake a shack obviously they made them up cops
stop that shit man and look at cops making it up with something that reinforces the stereotype of
cops you might as well sit and poison your donuts you fat motherfuckers you couldn't get a protein
style burger i'm saying yo yo they fucked up the collard green on my lettuce wrap burger you know
apparently there was no i can't find any deaths from the hoses
so
well that's what's up
yo
so we good then
thanks Mark
yeah
so you don't think
maybe it was a couple
of protesters
that said there was a fire
wow
I see
there's Puerto Rican kids
in my neighborhood
that play in the fire hydrant
every day
thank you
they don't seem like
they're impaired
that happened in
what was it
do the right thing
when it was hot
crank that bitch open
the end of holes
and all the range
is falling down
like
I don't know what that is
but that's true
I saw that movie
it's a little different
than a petrified
with Shia LaBeouf
yeah
yo
the goat
the goat
my man
what's LaBeouf up to
right now
what's my man
Shia LaBeouf
up to I'm not saying anybody should do
this but now is the time to poison a cop because they've been completely discredited
after we flagrant what's up keep that in
i'll keep that
finally finally al is on board With the flagrant
See
Mark your time
Al got on board
With the flagrant
Al got on board
Oh boy
Yo that is a funny take though
Like if you were
The poisoner cop now
Nobody would believe you
Cause they're crime wolf
With that shit
Yo
Oh man
Yo y'all seen
They let the cop off
On bail
Which one
One of the guys That killed George Floyd Oh he just had lows Or whatever The one that looked Like Joeall seen They let the cop off On bail Which one One of the guys
That killed George Floyd
Oh he just had lows
Or whatever
The one that looked like
Joe Budden
They let off
Son they let off
The Joe Budden cop
That killed George Floyd
Nigga thought it was Joe Budden
You don't need to
Suck on black people like that
Son
How the fuck
They let off
The Joe Budden cop
That killed George Floyd
That is fucking hilarious
What's George Floyd What's George Floyd What's Joe Budden's Hit song again What is that shit Pump it up let off the joe budden cop to kill george floyd that is fucking hilarious what's george floyd
what's george floyd what's joe budden's hit song again what is that shit pump it up don't even
another guy look like if joe budden and rory had a baby together like he's mad pale
freckles yo come on dog that's fucked up you can't let off the joe budden cop bro
you saw the whole video with him what he was
he doing he was just hanging out with his oreos and the lady was like what why are you doing what
are you doing here he was like i was just shopping like it's like mad blase about the whole thing's
kind of a weird interaction i don't really know yo someone told us yes i think it was robbie
was it robbie or was he someone said that was his third day on the job yeah i think he was like
really new i gotta double check that but i'm pretty sure and he's literally in training yeah it's like fuck yeah that's that's that's a sucky situation
i'm not trying to absolve him of any responsibility absolutely not but it's like i was trained you're
supposed to follow like follow your what's it called the orders of your supervisor or your
higher up or whatever it is and didn't one of them keep asking was it him or the asian dude
shouldn't we take our knee off his neck?
Shouldn't you take your knee off his neck?
There's somebody who asked like four times,
like, shouldn't you take your knee off his neck?
You know, Asians don't be fucking
questioning authority, bro.
I thought that was one of the bystanders.
I thought one of the cops said it.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I don't know, bro.
But we got to talk to that Joe Button cop, bro.
Because I don't understand why that Joe Button cop would let that happen.
And why he would be out there with Joe Button's beard.
He's this guy.
You know what I'm saying?
For real.
Doesn't it look like someone, like Joe Button's beard looked like someone cleaned a barbershop with it.
Doesn't it look like they used that shit to sweep a barbershop? it but it looked like they used that shit
to sweep a barbershop
just no purpose
whatsoever
yo pull up a
recent picture
of Joe Budden
cause I don't know
I remember the clean look
I just don't get
why this dude
was walking out
like so arrogant
like regardless of
whether he deserves
all the hate
yeah he was too comfy
like you know
people hate you
that's what
that's weird to me
that's what's weird to me
you can wear a mask
yo you're inside a store you're supposed to wear a mask but he's intentionally
not wearing a mask not wearing sunglasses like if i'm him go around but like cover up a little
right yeah it's the audacity you're just like throwing it yeah that's a good point i'm surprised
he didn't because he could easily put the mask on cover and avoid it yeah and also the lady comes
over to talk to you like if someone's like hey who are you i'll just be like nope and i would dip
yeah yeah the way he answered he was like oh yeah yeah that's me like it was it was almost like a
weird sense of like yeah i'm proud of that's how i recognize comfortable his energy was like i wish
a motherfucker would like i wish someone would like to me and say something. That was odd.
That's a little weird, ain't it?
Not wearing a mask.
Bare minimum, just wear a mask.
Bare minimum, you wear the mask.
Or you shave your beard. Why do you want the smoke?
Why do you want to look like Joe Budden?
Stupid.
He's so stupid. Yo, is that it? It's an uncanny uncanny resemblance bro oh my god this guy come on
get it up you got to get it up bro
i don't know that's joe but but that's not even the one That cop do look like Joe Budden
Huh?
That cop looks like Joe Budden
The cop looks like Joe Budden
Is that the cop or Joe Budden?
Wait you want the cop
Or you want Joe Budden?
I want the cop and Joe Budden
Side by side
Next to each other
Just Google Joe Budden cop
That killed George Floyd
Google
Did Joe Budden kill George Floyd?
Google that
You gonna find some shit
Oh my god
If this shit comes up.
It's going to come up.
They're the same.
No, I didn't.
What came up?
Just the main cop who did it.
But we could pull it.
How shit was it?
So the guy on the left.
Yo, the main cop who did it.
What's his first name?
Derek.
Derek Chauvin.
Chauvin.
Yeah.
That's it? Where are you going no derrick joe button it's a reach it's a reach got it yeah all right we're moving on um all right
let's wrap this up our coach anything else we gotta talk about yo alex anything you got the
topic list on us let's take a look okay okay everybody getting
corona in florida mark you got any explanation you fucking retards oh let's talk about that
yeah bro let's talk about i gotta miss the guys who don't think this is real yeah they're trying
to cancel all the free states bro that's what they're doing interesante they're trying to try
to make all the free states all the liberated states the states with real american patriots they're trying to paint them like they're negligent this is honestly
the best thing i'm serious if you do not want trump to be elected let these motherfuckers go
maskless why would you not just okay you guys who believe in trump tend to be the mask inhibits my
freedom somehow clothes don't do the same thing but the mask inhibits your freedom wear your mask
give each other corona don't vote in november like if you are liberal you should love this
why are you complaining about these people you make a good ass point they're giving it to each
other they're not giving it to you you're wearing your mask you're social distancing who gives a
fuck let me ask you this question complaining about this akash yeah do you think it's possible
that if we're getting into conspiracy world, that the Democrats want to rig the election
with electronic voting or mail-in voting
because then they can send way more votes in
than they would be people.
Why the Democrats as opposed to the Republicans?
I think in order for Trump to win
or Republicans in general to win,
we were talking about this yesterday,
less people have to vote.
Yeah, because only old people are going to be
the ones with not shit to do and go out there and vote.
Yeah, so... I know how important
voting is, but I don't want to go nowhere.
Are you a citizen, though?
That's a good question.
But I ain't trying to go nowhere and vote.
Wait in line, son.
But shouldn't we encourage all people to vote?
I ain't waiting in line unless it's Jordan's at the end of that bitch.
We'll talk.
I'll be honest with you.
Are you guys voting today? Today is election day.
I didn't even know.
I voted. I don't even know if I'm registered.
Where I'm registered.
For who?
I voted for what?
I voted for Colin McCopie.
It's a Democratic primary.
Democratic primary.
And then it's also some lower election stuff.
It's also Oklahoma elections.
No, for real.
You know who won the primaries.
Yeah, but it's still like there are other people on the ballot.
There's a lot of people on a thing, on a ballot.
Like other positions?
Bro, Drew is such an asshole.
This poor girl calls
yesterday oh boy she calls him we're in the middle of like right in this fucking piece and she calls
she's like hi i just want to call see if you're voting tomorrow in the democratic uh primary
election uh just want to spread the word maybe if you'd vote for our candidate blah blah blah
and he goes oh yeah i'm gonna vote but i'm voting on wednesday and she goes uh well unfortunately
in your district you can only vote on tuesday so i'd encourage you to vote then literally drags on this conversation for 45
minutes with this girl going no no but it's on wednesday so why'd you do that also vote on
wednesday and this girl instead of like debating why her candidates should get votes she's just
going back and forth like i really think it's tuesday but she wasn't sure though
hangs up the phone and he goes,
all right, guess it's Tuesday.
If you're going to waste my time, I'm going to waste your time.
How is she wasting your time?
She wanted me to vote for a Niv Patel.
But she's just making you aware that it's a Washington day.
Yeah, it was an Indian.
Oh, that's the bone I got to pick with you.
Yo, don't pick that.
Watch that where you point that.
Son.
Yo, that's a
Two hour long bone
You were waiting to
Son
Oh my god
I got a bone to pick
With you and Indians
Alright
Well it's really not
All
Cause I wish you
Fucking would
To be the Indian candidate
Yo
So it's not this
Indian Patel guy
It's John Kapoor
Have you heard of him
Nah
This is the motherfucker
I don't trust him though
His name is John
Well here's the thing
He's I guess from India Comes here And uh he's like one of the people that's responsible
for the fentanyl crisis in america son i was watching 60 minutes on it son this is an evil
motherfucker bro i believe it man he calls himself john i don't trust no fucking indian
get the fuck out of here yo so this So this motherfucker, what he did is he essentially, I don't know if he owns fentanyl or whatever
the fuck it was.
You can look it up.
But what he did is he got out these people who sell or basically kind of like bribe doctors
to prescribe certain medication.
So they're pharmaceutical reps.
Yeah, that's what they do.
So I guess he represented fentanyl or owned fentanyl or whatever it is.
But he set up this whole representative team to get doctors to prescribe fentanyl.
And he would reward the doctors that prescribed it and prescribed it more.
And he put them on these speaking tours or whatever like that where they get money to
speak because you can't pay them directly, but you only spoke if you prescribed the fentanyl.
And he would have data analytics of how much that he was prescribing to the people.
And he would only continue to reward them if they upped and increased the amount of
fentanyl he was prescribed per person.
Wow.
So, and those people and those doctors were told, and if you do not continue, you're only
giving this person five milligram or micrograms or whatever it is up to 10.
They need to have more.
He literally forced addiction through doctors on these people and these scumbag fucking
doctors who are going along with it were part of it.
And it was just this unbelievable 60 minutes piece.
Obviously, I have to find the other side to the story, but it was one of those moments
where I sat back and I was like, I don't know if capitalism
and health go together, B.
Real talk.
Had to give it a slow clap there.
Finally.
It exposed it.
I want doctors to make tons of money because their job is so fucking important.
I want them to get paid so much goddamn money.
You want the best people to be doctors.
And I want the best people to be doctors.
And the way you reward that is with a capitalistic system right monetary gain that being said when
you create a situation like this where it's in people's best interest to make them addicts yeah
you're just as bad as those drug dealers on the street matter of fact you're worse because those
drug dealers on the street know they're coming to get illegal drugs these people are trusting a
fucking doctor to give them something to make them feel better yeah and like i can't wait wait
for the day of reckoning where like the veil is taken down from the pharmaceutical industry it's
crazy i used to work in an oncology office what do you call that shit in congress like the lobby
the pharmaceutical lobby is like the fucking lobby it's the most powerful one it's the one
that's the fucking they just got money they got crazy amounts of money you were saying you were
so i used to work in an oncology office and we had some like the top oncologists like top of their Yale, Harvard, all these types of doctors.
These motherfuckers.
And I knew this was going on for trial chemo drugs.
in that same exact way to get as many of their patients to get on these trial chemo drugs,
even though it's almost like, I would say 90% of the cases, you see those patients deteriorate faster because these trial drugs are so much stronger than the approved chemo drugs that
are in place right now. But these guys guys would get bonuses they would be at all these
speaking arrangements this motherfucker was getting a million dollars per speaking arrangements
wow son it's crazy the shit that's going on in the medical system so what so that's what do you
have to say about that yeah because you're indian like answer for your people yeah i mean no i say
this sincerely.
If you see an Indian.
Defund India.
With an Indian last name.
You already did that.
With an Indian last name.
With an Indian last name.
White people are originally defunding.
You know how the kings are defunding, yo.
You have to defund continents,
Captain Mitch.
That's hysterical.
Go on, go on.
If you see an Indian with an Indian last name
and a white first name do not
trust this guy bobby jindal bobby jindal if you see a fucking william subramanian or whatever the
fuck nah bro you out i don't trust you at all he's doing that for white people and that's not
indian you trust interesting you out so you're saying they change their name or the parents that's not his given
name he calls himself that so you guys trust him more it's bullshit but in reality he just wants
you to be able to pronounce his name because it's probably hard to pronounce so he manipulates the
way that you pronounce it right so he almost changed the whole name i know the name kapoor
there's not gonna it's not gonna be that It's going to be like fucking two syllables.
Yeah.
But that's really fucked up
that he would just change
the pronunciation of his name
just to like get the masses
to be able to accept it more.
You know?
What?
Why are you looking at me?
Mark Gagnon.
Oh.
That's how it's pronounced.
Oh shit.
That's how it's pronounced.
Oh shit.
How else could you pronounce it? What. How else could you pronounce it?
What?
How else could you pronounce it?
Mark.
Gagnon or whatever the fuck.
No, they're saying it wrong.
How is it?
Gagnon.
You just want this shit to be closer to fag, don't you?
I'm trying to make you guys comfortable.
Anyway, it is crazy, man.
It really opened my eyes to the evils of the pharmaceutical system.
Is there no way around that
in a socialist
medical system
or like a
I think that
unfortunately
the solution is
an extreme amount
of government overreach
and that is going to limit
the amount of drugs
that we have
but I really think that
drugs kind of like
are like porn
in that like
we kind of figured it all out
like we've done
all the drugs
like yeah we need a vaccine
for this illness that's out right now.
Yes.
Do we need a vaccine for restless leg syndrome?
No.
Do we need a million different drugs for you're overweight
and you don't want to stop eating?
No.
The drug for you're overweight and you don't want to stop eating
is you stop eating.
Why are we creating drugs to enable the problem that you have
so what's interesting is they tried to shut a lot of this down there's it just seems like another
loophole and maybe they'll always find loopholes but i remember my uncle used to get gift cards
for everything fancy dinners all the time payola like with radio only people's lives are at stake
and you can't there has to be some kind of like monetary cap. Because it seems like it's the pharmaceutical.
Like if you kept doctor salaries high, it would still be a competitive job, I think.
If the compensation for a family practice doctor is $350,000 a year, all right, I'll do that.
If it's a million a year for a neurosurgeon salary, all right, I'll do that.
But all these incentives, that's where the problem is.
If I just get a high ass salary, I will still want to be a doctor.
But all this other shit that you don't even know about that makes you think I would want
to be a doctor, that's where you got to cut out.
You're so right.
But don't you also think that people are naturally greedy?
So if there's an opportunity to make more money, they might still take it.
And the problem, I think, is going to be the pharmaceutical companies.
But even their salaries, they're incentivized the more patients they get.
Yeah, so you want to like hospitals
like incentivize them like oh yeah you have a retention rate and you are bringing more business
to here you get a bonus i know and i don't know what i know that's the thing and i also think in
a social system it will be like we want you to see as few people as possible because we have to pay
for all this this comes out of our pocket every time like people are naturally greedy so what is
the solution there is an imperfect solution whatever it is i think i don't know
what it is we i think we all acknowledge that there is conflict right yeah between capitalism
and health yeah right and it is a really tricky thing um so we have to do something to limit
the extremes of capitalism yeah when it comes to health specifically and i think we usually limit
the extremes of capitalism when it comes to like uh most businesses right you can't have monopolistic practices right
child labor laws child labor laws even minimum wage like there are things that we put in place
here so we need to have a little bit more and it's weird for me even say this but government
overreach on the um a pharmaceutical company's ability to reward a doctor for using their drug.
Yeah.
And that veil's not gonna get lifted for decades probably
because there's so much other shit that's there
that we are dealing with.
Yeah.
We're not gonna look at that for a long time.
Hospital administrators are apparently greedy fucks.
Like they're not giving their nurses masks
and shit like that
because it's just like,
I'm not spending that money.
This is,
I'm sure you guys can poke holes in the solution but like what if we
gave um detail i know this might be against hippa but what if we gave analysis of what
happened with the patients that that doctor saw not specifically by name but for example
60 of diabetes patients that saw this doctor ended up uh you know reducing their diabetes
and blah blah blah blah blah and then we found out there are certain doctors that were like
oh 90 of these patients that went and saw for back pain ended up being on oxycontin and being
addicted and having yeah problems like okay well i don't want to see that doctor because
advanced analytics for whom like a third-party agency that over like oversees all this yeah
like it's almost like a yelp review for doctors but we get to do it based on what they're prescribing and how they're treating
those patients so that we could go well shit i want to be with that doctor who he seems like
all his patients not all or 60 of his patients end up recovering while this one 20 of those
patients end up recovering 80 become drug addicts cold cold is in it i'm trying to think if a
private because it would be a private company which is good because if it's a government agency they don't
they're lazy by nature government jobs are right you know they don't do shit
really private company could be incentivized to get it done but like how
are they incentivized for them to stay completely moral and transparent then
they could be bribed by the yeah yeah mark yeah it's tough it's tough like that's the other thing with like these
pharmaceutical companies you can try to find them like johnson and johnson got fined 500 million
this is go on i know where you're going with this and this is really important people understand so
go on so like the this drives me fucking crazy the oklahoma ruling for johnson and johnson with
their role in the opioid crisis they were charged500 million. How much did they make off of the drug?
It's difficult to say exactly, but in the magnitude of greater than that, like in the
billions.
So essentially, these drug companies are going, I don't mind if I get fined $500 million for
the drug that may or may not work if I can make a billion.
Yeah.
I made $500 million.
I made, that's $ 500 million less yeah okay i'll make 900 million 900 950 whatever that fuck that the number
is who knows if i made 500 million dollars right that's half right so it's like all they have to
do is calculate that punishment in it's similar it's probably no different than like the banks
right like okay if i sell up the sell these fucked up things and I do this bad shit,
if I sell people bad mortgages or, you know,
I lie.
These people can't pay and I take that loss,
but think of all the money I made on interest and whatever.
Or even if the SEC finds me,
I don't care if they find me
because they're not going to find me
more than the amount of money I made.
The punishment has to be greater
than the amount of money made.
Yeah.
It maybe should go to the point where
they can't make any money off of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, like even this dude, Kapoor. What's his name, John Kapoor? John Kapoor, yeah. He's got 66 months in jail. it maybe should go to the point where they can't make any money off of it. Yeah. Yeah.
Like even this dude,
Kapoor,
what's his name?
John Kapoor.
John Kapoor.
Yeah.
66 months in jail.
How many years is that out?
Five,
five and a half.
I mean,
to become a billionaire,
you wouldn't do that or a hundred millionaire,
whatever the fuck he was worth.
His family keeps a lot of the money.
Like I think you have to,
and then you're out on good behavior and here it is.
And also there's very few people that actually get like actually tried.
That's right.
It's hard to catch them.
So here's the thing.
Maybe we do this.
If financial incentive is the reason why they're doing it, right?
We have to remove all the financial reward in the punishment for the crime.
Yeah.
So now you wouldn't consider doing the crime because you're like, well, I'm not going to do five years and I get no money out of it.
But I'll do five years and be worth $100 million.
Yeah, but how can you prove that the speaking engagement was payment for giving these meds?
You can't, but you can disincentivize the company that would be hiring the guys to do the speaking engagements if they knew that they could get punished and have all their profits removed
if the drug ended up being faltered.
If white collar crimes punishments
were purely like,
fuck jail time,
it's all financial
and it is heavily penalized financially,
it might not even be worth it for them.
Because if your punishment
for money laundering
is we take all your money,
I don't know how much
you can prove whatever,
we just take it all.
I'm sure that's an overcorrection. It can afford the attorneys to so that's the thing these rules
won't pass because the people who break the rules are rich and make the rules so this is all some
shit that would never happen it's a utopian idea this is something that really interesting maybe
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they'll tell you for themselves but this is a discussion we should have over there when it comes to cancel
culture and we got a shout out to miles the guy i think it was miles or ryan who brought this up
miles brought this up to us uh when it comes to cancel culture it's really interesting we do not
keep that same energy for the people who commit white collar crime because you can make the
argument that they affect way more lives.
Oh, yeah.
So the people from British Petroleum,
they fuck up the entire Gulf
and you fuck up every one of those shrimp fishermen
or any fishermen for that matter.
Talk about looting?
Who's really looting?
The guy who steals some shit out of a Louis Vuitton store
or the fucking guy who built a Louis Vuitton store
on stolen money?
There we go.
It's like you got all got um you know all these like
financial dudes right who are part of the economic collapse that end up getting bonuses yeah that
bailed out bonuses there's no jail time whatsoever you really want to talk about canceling people
for the shit that they've done to others i think we gotta we gotta shed some light over at that
white collar crime bro i think they tried occupy wall street was in that fucking park yeah
but they didn't want to write a plan yo they did that peaceful shit they didn't riot they didn't
go to jp morgan and break some fucking windows you know i mean they didn't go to the banks and
shake some shit up they were pussy low low key they were pussy and i genuinely would ask them
what are you guys trying to accomplish and they would all be like it's on the website and i went
to the website and there's nothing you're not asking for anything you're just a bunch of white fucking people who
not shower and hanging out outside of zuccotti park which is a great park before you guys got
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