Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Paralympics is REAL Olympics & Free Speech Billionaire Arrested

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

00:00 Bringing your dog with you 1:55 Twitter nerds are HACKY + we love India 7:04 Twitter cycling through the Races + Is it here to stay? 14:32 Everyone is Jewish + Wailing Wall Wishes 18:26 What motivated John Wayne Gacy? 21:11 Whites are the best + “now” we like Trump 25:47 What is Project 2025? Nothing’s ever gonna change(!) 27:52 Telegram founder arrested + France being hypocritical? 45:53 NATO interest, Mossad GF? Putin meeting scared Durov? 53:12 Miles are you ok? Hate comments 54:15 Make your money and get out + too many Billionaires 59:01 Should platforms be responsible for content? 1:01:34 Of course Alexx would be late to Oct 7th 1:04:22 Hank Hill Ass + Congratulations to Cassetta 1:06:04 Paralympics = real Olympics + specific sports 1:26:14 The Dead Internet Theory 1:39:12 More sophisticated + algorithm serving your GAY interests 1:46:45 Blue Man Group was GREAT v B2K 1:54:00 Chase Bank “scam”, Do they check your bags? ATMs are done 2:08:05 Inside job, Anti-establishment theories + Return to Religion?

How do you gamify the gym? I don't need to look good. What are you talking about? Do you got one? Oh, man. I saw you lifting those arms high. Did you? Every picture of him location, he was like, this, dude. Because they lie to you, bro.

These white bitches go, oh my god, you eat pasta in Italy. You don't gain weight. Yes, you do. Did you go in? You went for it? Oh, I went for it. Good. Every single place.

I think Alex is selling drugs. I'm looking at these vacations. He's doing the vacations. I do. I know how much they cost. So either WTF media is charging extra Because the vacations they're vacationing my friend are very expensive. I know these places dog. He brought a dog It costs money to bring a dog

It costs money I knew all the way Also bring a dog to like any function is an American thing like this is Europeans do not like bring dogs places like dogs I don't even know if they have homes in most places outside of America. They're like rodents. They are rodents, like they just exist, right? So the idea that you're going to like Italy, they're already seeing a black guy with like fingernails painted, right? So this is already a lot.

And then he's got like a baby dog in a purse. Everywhere I walked. It was good, like. Oh my God, mama mia. Yeah, the first reaction is like, the immigrants are taking over. And then they're like, wait a minute, are the gays taking over? Immigrants from San Francisco?

How does this work? If you want to know how it is walking around with you, walk around with Cece. Why? It's everybody stops. I can't get. Shooting on the street? No, I'm talking about everybody stops and just like,

oh my god, can I touch it? Can I get a picture? Can I pet her, all this shit. You know, the stuff you do. You're getting petted on the street. Yeah, I can't do it on the street. So the shitting on the, listen, we gotta get to this. As soon as he laughed, I knew what was coming. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Twitter has gotten off of Jews because I don't think that there's as many cliques anymore in the Jews. Like all the anti-Semitism that could be said. They got to the end of Jews and they needed another thing. Now they're on Indians. Because Indians keep responding. Oh my God.

That's what they, and they just keep rage raiding. Indians keep tagging me like, are you gonna say something? No, I'm not gonna say something about this fucking guy. Who cares? I'll say something. And most of them suck and then most of these guys are just fucking idiots and they don't even know

how to be funny with racism They really like taking so this is the best can I tell you the silver lining? Yeah, because it's becoming so like popular to make fun of India. I can feel you being like Fucking Twitter nerds these insults are ruining one of the most Belonged to exercises which is being racist with friends. Anti-Semitism, racism, sexism, all these things are things you do in the comfort of your friendships on podcasts that go around the world. But these funny memes.

Every once in a while. This isn't funny. Oh, fangir, bro. Indian protestors, a toilet, a thousand of them, got the picket fences out. That's funny. Picket fence power. Picket line. This map god made India is my personal favorite.

That one is really good. The Indian Navy. Son. These are fucked up. You said those in a chat. We gotta say something about it. I don't care, dude. You know what, though?

You go to India, you'll be smelling shit every once in a while. You'll be like, no, okay. I love India. It's not the best smelling spot. You'll be smelling, it's just raining spots. You'll be like, nah, okay. I love Indian. It's not the best smelling spot. You'll be smelling, it's just rain spots. You'll be like, well this smells for about 10 seconds. But the French smelled notoriously bad for years.

And then they developed perfume to mask that smell. Now they still. What do you guys do? We're getting there. We can smell worse. Also the French still smell. But we're getting there. Yeah, you're figuring it, the French still smell. But we're getting there. Yeah, you're figuring it all out.

But yeah, it just feels like they're taking away the great joy that we had calling you guys mud fuckers. And it's like, I don't even want to do it anymore. Nerds ruin everything. We let them get access to social media, and they're way better at it than the rest of us so that they can actually put shit out. They understand what they're doing. They know how to throw the text over the pictures.

I don't even know how to fucking do that shit. I can't make a meme to save my life. I gotta throw it in Instagram, put the text in it. Shift it! Make me a meme saying, Indian smell! That's half of my text message. I want them to keep making fun of Indians to get to the point that you actually defend Indians.

I love Indians. I defend y'all to get to the point that you actually defend Indians. They don't know how to use it. I love Indians. I defend y'all. But sometimes the videos are crick. No, you don't. Man, I had a banger I copied and I meant to send to y'all, but then I got caught in a scroll where there was even funnier shit and I never said. But it was a bunch of—there was like women on a roof probably trying to like be safe. And there was a bunch of dudes on the ground.

Yeah. And they were like— They're coming. Oh, bro, they were trying to like show them what they were gonna do to him and it was just oh it was absolutely What's going on here? Somebody okay miles. You okay? I just have a migraine. Oh damn it Wait for like a you know a break in the combo What a fucking asshole okay? Gay and Gatorade miles Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, we support India on this podcast yeah, we support we fuck with India bro, I love India It's all good. Oh my god. Anyway, yeah. We support India on this podcast. We support, we fuck with India bro. This is really the only reason Andrew always points out me. Dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba do. That was baby talk. That was baby talk. I was doing baby talk.

I'm sorry. No, that got me. That was funny. I can see it coming. I'm breaking my beret. I'm breaking it. When are they coming for the Asians, bro? Wait, but what's causing this Indian racism? I don't know. Twitter has. You were right.

My Twitter all of a sudden is just so racist. Oh, they're coming at the black people now too. Oh, no, no. It's specific black. Oh, no, you're right. You're right. What people are you genociding right now? India? Yeah. Like why are they coming? That was last week's Twitter, bro.

That was last week's Twitter, bro. You're late. You're late. They're going to be genocide in toilets. No, actually, don't kill the toilets. Yeah, that's the thing. Toilets are walking around genocide in toilets. That's what genocide is. No, actually, don't kill the toilets. Toilets are walking around safe in India. For real. What is a toilet store like out there? Like, what is it like?

I don't know. They got one, dude. No, they don't? Okay. I don't know. It's a toilet store in America. Are there toilets in America? You know what I mean? Like, what is it called? Lowe's or something like that What y'all got out there Oh my god, dude. It's a golf course, I guess.

It's crazy. It's a lot. But anyway, these motherfuckers, it went Jews, then it went black migrants. It was really specific. It was like the black migrants that were in Europe, in like London, they went black migrants. They completely avoided the Muzzies. I think they're like on the Muzzies side because they need the Muzzies to hate the Jews. The same people that were hating Muzzies fucking 10 years ago and non-stop, now are silent about the mussies.

Now they're like, oh we need to be really specific about which immigrants are better. These black immigrants are ruining England. These black immigrants are ruining Africa. Very specific. Pussies. And now they're going on black Americans. You see, like anytime There's a fight anywhere When black Americans need to go to Kmart? Like it's a very yeah, dude. I saw when it was a good flip This guy did a video in Romania talking about how nice it was and the point is like

America why is America not like this and a country like Romania so nice everything so accessible whatever and somebody and a country like Romania is so nice, everything is so accessible, whatever. And somebody tweeted it and goes, God travels to a country with no black people and realizes how much better it is. God damn it, geez. God damn it. It's a counter-flip. You can't even imagine a flip. Can they not come out there?

I will say this, some of the things are funny, bro. I mean, it was just a... Some of them are funny. Yeah. Like, racism is really a... Some of them are funny. Yeah. Like, racism is really good entertainment. It is good entertainment. It is.

Like, anytime that little Nick Fuentes guy with the opposable thumbs comes on the screen... Opposable thumbs? What are those? Thumbs? You know, the thumbs with extra joints? And when he's talking about the Jews, this thumb starts doing shit I've never seen a thumb do in my life. Yeah, you gotta look at the guy. But he's just... It's the Jews' fault starts doing shit I never see a thumb doing my life yeah it's you gotta look at the guy but he's just it's the Jews fall for

everything bro like he gives us no agency that's what really bothers me about it oh yeah he's like Jews are in control of America and it's like look at those thumbs bro whoa yeah you could palm a watermelon. Bro, that shit is wild. Bro, Thumb War champion. Thumb is as long as his other fingers. That shit is nuts. Yeah, that's too long. Yo, that's fire. That is crazy.

And then they're gonna put him right next to Trump with his baby hair. That's just about funny. That's just about funny. But you know what's crazy is that this guy, he could probably spin a dreidel better than anybody on planet Earth. He's built for it.

He's really built for it. He can hold so many bagels. He hates them. It's crazy. It's fucking unreal. You know, he gets saggy in the whole of it. Just fucking line them up. Anyway, so it's the Jews' fault for everything.

America has no agency in any of the fuck shit we do, which is kind of annoying because you want to be the ones that bang out. Yeah. Like now when we, you know, kill like a million Muslims during the war, you know, and... We don't even get credit for that. We don't even get credit. We can't get credit for anything. When we're the fattest, it's not our fault.

When everybody's hooked on to pharmaceuticals, it's not our fault. It's like a very convenient way to take no accountability. We can make drugs. Yeah. We make drugs before them. Yeah. Going to the before them. Yeah.

Going to the moon. Did they say the Jews did that? Probably not. Wouldn't fit their fucking noses in those helmets. Is that good racism? Too expensive to go to space. Oh, there it is.

That's another one. You're cheap. See, it's boring being racist now. What can we do for fun now? We can be allies. That's not fun. Oh, God. boring being racist now. What can we do for fun now? We can be allies. That's not fun every time. Oh, God. That can be fun.

No, we can try it. I've been having fun doing that this whole time. Yeah, but it's not fun. It's not. Women are good. No, women are good. Dude, think about what Al got to go through being an ally. That's a lot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ugly, now they trans? God damn. I mean, which is it? Yeah.

I know. Same to same, I think, is how they say it. Al might be right. We got to defy. Yeah, I don't know. Do you think that this is, I think we spoke about this before, but do you think this is just like, you get a new car, you got to drive as fast as you can,

all these people couldn't say shit because they're worried about getting kicked off social media. So now they can, because Elon is like, you can really say whatever the fuck you want, free speech. So now they're like, okay, we're getting out the system. And then a year from now, they'll all die down and everybody realizes, you know, it's gay to do this shit. Or do you think it just stays now?

This is here to stay? Because also this is the platform where they can do it. It's one place where they can all go and they can just keep feeding each other. It's like the Facebook groups, but for young people. We're becoming the old people on Facebook groups that we made fun of. We're just doing it on X. I do think it swings back a little.

It's got it, right? I think it swings back a little. People just being like, yo, Hitler was sick. I think that'll swing back. I think, I don't know if that'll stick around as long. I mean, it's nonstop. He was misunderstood. He wrote a book maybe he was misunderstood

Yeah, I do the King James mine comps that's You old Jews I saw one that was I swear I saw one that was like Hitler with like a little girl and they're like Why don't they show these pictures? Yes, like you might have walked that bitch to a gas chamber These pictures yeah, yeah, what is the argument for that like he was good with kids Gacy was a clown who gives a fuck like he probably made a lot of kids happy before he buried him under his house Yeah, no, but. Good point, no, I never thought of that. It's an ex, yo, he was misunderstood. This whole misunderstanding's working on me.

He was a clown for kids' parties specifically? I assume. Yeah, count today now, like, both hiring clowns. What the hell? Hey, the circus, motherfuckers, like, who's that for? Who goes to the circus? That's true, that's true. That's not an adult actor. Yo, what you for? Yeah who goes to the circus? That's true, that's true. That's not an adult act.

What you doing tonight? You going to the circus? I'm gonna hit the circus. When we prank, bro. Damn! Damn! Hey! Damien Smellbad! No, no, no. No, it's still on me? Shit! Okay, hold on, because what I'm trying to say is

now that we know the clouds are specifically for kids We didn't know that before and now that that information is ubiquitous Shows that a service like you're one of these fucking kids When I went to that Barnum's I went to Barnum's Yeah, they're like the bar I was like, yeah, I'm trying to get a cocktail. It's Bailey's. Like, that's sponsored by Elko, right? Nope. You would think.

It's not. Anyway, my point is what kids party that John Wayne Gacy go to then inspired him to do all this? Oh, yeah. Like, we could look into the kids. But he didn't kill kids, did he? I think he killed the dogs. That was Younger Boys.

Oh, it was Younger Boys. That was my understanding, yeah. He probably went to church, and that's where you got The idea that was fucking that was racist. I was You keep talking crazy You know how fucking beautiful that would have been before Twitter ruined anti-Semitism for the rest of us? Bro, John Wayne Gacy, Jewish. Ruin is a bit of an exaggeration.

Hold on. Oh, that's the other thing that I'm loving that, everybody who's ever visited Jerusalem and has been to the Kotel, that wall, they got a picture of them. And then they are posting that picture. Jack Ma, they got some random Chinese motherfucker, but they're like, no, this is Jack Ma.

This is why China took away his company. And, bro, you go there and you just go and touch the wall. It's like going to the Statue of Liberty. Yeah, oh, he's an American asset. Yeah. GIA, he's with Statue of Liberty. I mean, should we get ahead and post ours? Yeah, we might have to get ahead of this. You mean repost mine?ue of Liberty. I mean, should we get ahead and post ours?

Yeah, we might have to get ahead of this. You mean repost mine? Yeah. Oh, you got, oh yeah, I got to say nothing. Come on, man. That was smart. Right next to the black square. What did you, what did you, what did you put in your little message that you stuffed in

the wall? I can't tell you that in one country. I said free Palestine. I put that shit into the wall. Proves that wall don't work. Palestine I put that shit Apparently they didn't take it out those I'd be like fuck it They get it. They just leave them there. What happened? They leave them there papers. I took some out to get mine so good They understand

Sometimes you got to remove People from the shit that you want. Life tour, final leg, here are the last shows. San Antonio, September 12th, we added another show. Then we're in Vegas on the 13th. The UFC Spheres, the 14th, so pop out for that whole weekend. That's gonna be a crazy, crazy night. Then we got Cleveland, Columbus, the 20th and the 21st. We got Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Denver 20th and the 21st. We got Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Denver.

We added a third show. Cincinnati, we added a second show. Rama, Ontario. Salt Lake City, we added a second show. Reno, we added a second show. San Jose, we added a second show. Portland, and then December 21st. Honolulu, Hawaii.

The Blidesdale Arena. TheAndrewScholes.com. Go get those tickets immediately. on got that ridiculous haircut for starring Peter Dinklage, Juliette Lewis, James Hedfield from motherfucking Metallica that will be coming out this weekend September 6th you can go see that in theaters directed by my boy Elliot Lester. I'm in it you know what I mean so you go check it out I got a few scenes in there a very cool experience and so far the reviews have been pretty awesome, so I'm excited for y'all. Go pop out to the movies and check that out,

and let's get back to the show, peace. Guys, showtime announcements. I'm gonna be in Las Vegas this week, September 6th and 7th at Wise Guys Comedy Club, a real comedy club in Vegas, not a fucking casino. I'm gonna make it seem like that because I can't do the casinos yet. When I do casinos, that's gonna be fire too. I'm gonna make it seem like that because I can't do the casinos yet when I do casinos That's gonna be fired to anyway come to Las Vegas and September 12th and 13th Doral, Florida. That's Miami

I was on a great little run sold out shows in Hawaii. Then I got Vegas then I got Miami That's three great cities in a row and then I follow that up with Timonium, Maryland I'm gonna be a McGoovies comedy house. Those tickets are selling fast. So hurry up and buy them That's September 19th and 20th September 27th and 28th Greensville South Carolina October 10th Poughkeepsie and this is important because these tickets will sell out I'm gonna be at the stress factory in New Brunswick New Jersey the India of America is New Jersey and I'm telling you these tickets will sell out October 17th through 19th hurry up and buy those tickets because I promise you

they will sell out I promise you they will sell out. I promise you they will sell out. You can get all those tickets and every other date at akashsingh.com. Oh, one more announcement. I had shows in Brea on November, but we're gonna move those to February because this is kinda crazy.

I'm gonna be going to Oxford to give a speech. I don't know what the fuck these guys could possibly wanna hear from me, but that's gonna be fun. My parents are finally proud of me. Let's get back to this. All right, so John Wayne Gacy mark Tell us about your uncle or whoever this guy is in your family I'm not saying this day forever. I still don't know who the fuck this is. He's a clown murderer He's like the most prolific serial killer. I think one of them and he killed what I think 50 people

But he killed adults or children. He said 33 young. 33 young men and boys, 26 of whom were buried. What race? And also, what age? I mean the race is more important. How many did Dahmer kill? Now can we just be honest right here, how many black parents are hiring a clown for their kid's birthday party in 1960? If the clown can't crump. I don't know almost any of those words you just said. That was good. So then he'll go after the white ones. Have to deal with all those annoying ass parents.

What I'm trying to say is what party inspired this? Like this guy did this for a living without killing kids for a while. And then something happened. Something transpired. There was a watershed moment that made him realize that all these kids need to die. Rich kid's birthday party for sure. Which kid? I need to know who's family's responsible. I think we know. I think there might be a group.

Let me check Twitter. Ask Thumbs. Ask Thumbs if he knows. Thumbs said it was the Shylocks. Thumbs said it was the Shylocks? Yeah. It was a bar mitzvah. They had a clown at the bar mitzvah. I think that guy's thumbs are longer than his middle finger. I think if you put his middle finger up to his thumb,

it's the exact same. If you straighten it out for sure. And you know how they're like, all the lizard people, whatever, that motherfucker. Oh shit. Oh shit. You might be on to something right there, bro. I think we put him in cold enough weather. Who's there? There's a little shifly dip.

Is that a little shifly dip? Fucking shiflys. I love you, shiflys. Wait, what do we do in the cold weather with them? No, they freeze, those little lizards. Oh, yeah. You know, remember in Miami? The iguanas.

Yeah, those little iguanas freeze? I don't think he's an iguana, guys. Let's not go too far. He's just a guy who has longer than normal thumbs and hates the Jews a lot. Unrelated. Completely unrelated. You know? Those things have nothing to do with each other. I mean, we're going to find a connection probably by the end of this podcast.

What connection would exist between a guy with the longest thumbs you've ever seen in your life? I mean, when he's like this, he's fixing his glasses. Right? Like, I've never seen, he's slender, right? Something's going on. Scissor hands. There's a... Or maybe that's just peak whiteness. Because he's a white, like, the whites are the best guy.

Yeah. Oh. You know what's annoying by, like, the whites are the best thing? It's like... Yeah, tell me about it. I mean this sincerely. It's like, don't we all know?

All right. Like, is it, do you really need to rub it in? Twitter, Twitter, go on this guy. No, no, no, they love that. Also that was good, that was good. That was good, but go on him. It's like saying like Brazilian girls are hot. It's like yeah, you know like saying anything

that like nobody's thought of. Yeah, why are you overcompensating with always announcing this? It feels like insecurity. It feels like insecurity. If you truly believe that you're the best, like if you've read a history book, right, then you wouldn't need to cry about it all the time,

but I feel like there's an insecurity going on. Yeah, you're right. And that might happen with a guy who has six inch thumbs. Dude, imagine the insecurity of jerking off with a six inch thumb and you just got that shit wrapped around you. Three times. Yeah.

Yeah. Or you gotta have a huge, at those things are those actual thumbs no Wow damn just mentioned this guy now. We're gonna deal with all these fucking people. I know I'm already I was They have nothing better to do. Yeah, they're almost done with the Indians. Yeah Imagine he's giving back shots and got his finger thumb. He's like, you know, take your dick out of it That's just coming of her mouth. Yeah, it might be a homicide. All right, listen, you have great thumbs

and everything, you're awesome. That's not that I don't know, I don't wanna deal with all the fucking underlings, they had nothing to do all day. What do, yeah, I think that might be possible. No, no, they're busy, sorry, they're busy. You patched it up right there. I did patch it up, no, they're busy, they're busy, they're busy, they're busy, they're busy, they're busy, they're busy, Sorry, they're busy. You patched it up right there. I did patch it up. No, they're busy, they're busy, they're busy, they're busy,

they're busy, they're busy. Something, something, something. The Jews control us. Oh, the Jews control us. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a call from our head Jew, and something told us that, you know, we've got to not talk to you. Free Trump, bro, or something.

Oh, no, he don't even like Trump. That's right, he's off Trump. Who's he on? I don't know, bro. Why he don't fuck with Trump? I thought that was his good boy. That was, and then Trump is... I think Trump distanced himself from him, so he was like, fuck you. I can't even fuck with Trump now, bro. Trump 2.0, dog. Trump 2.0. By now, I mean like the last seven years of my life. But I can't even fuck with him. Like, the more I subscribe to this idea that like, maybe Trump is the best, and Trump is

the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst,

and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the worst, and Trump is the By now I mean like the last seven years of my life. But I kind of fuck with them. The more I subscribe to this idea that governments are, how did Smith put it, like a honey pot? Hand in the evil or a honey pot? No, no, no. Governments are like, you can make money.

Any connectivity you have to the government, you can make money. They're going to give you contracts. And this is not just, this is not pure corruption, right? If you know the mayor of the small town and you have a construction company, he might give you the job to fix the bridge is not pure corruption, right? Like if you know the mayor of the small town and you have a construction company, he might give you the job to fix the bridge or whatever it is, right? And the biggest government or the most powerful government

in the world is obviously gonna have a lot of honey and that needs to go around. And you wanna make sure that there's two candidates in there that are gonna insure your honey. And then if you have an outsider candidate that might give you honey or might not, might not is terrifying. The idea that you might not get a billion dollar contract,

you might not be able to scrape a billion dollars worth of honey from some government, not even allowance, but some government program or a rebuild project or whatever it is, that's terrifying. And you would probably do anything in your power to make that person radioactive so they don't get elected. Or maybe even have them shot. To me, that lines up.

Now here's the thing, Trump might be out there like, dummies, I'ma give you the honey. I just like everybody to look at me. You know what I mean? Like, he might have that angle where he's like. He feels like he just wants to be loved by everybody. They should just realize that. He wants to be loved by everybody.

Why take on the position where literally 50% of people hate you the day you decide to do it? I don't know if he wants to be loved by everybody. You don't think so? I mean, he's so antagonistic, even right now. Yeah, I don't think he wants to. Obama's fake. I don't think he can handle being disliked, but that he won't.

This is a group of people here. They can't be loved. I'm just saying. By everybody, I mean white people. But yeah, he wants to be loved. Yeah, I think he doesn't like being hated, but he won't pander to get your love. He'll be like, fuck you if you don't like me.

Suck my dick. You're the problem. You're the asshole. You know what I mean? I don't think he needs your approval. That's true. He won't pander. Yeah. So wait, why do you... Yeah, I'm just saying in recent times I haven't been queuing up, but it seems like he's starting to pivot on a lot of his stuff. Like now he's like for IBF and all this stuff. I'm like... The abortion ruling went too far. Yeah, that's crazy. The Project 2025 he has nothing to do with or whatever.

And that was kind of Democrats holding. What is Project 2025? Democrats, I feel like if you read their shit, it feels like they've created a bit of a boogie, man. It's like all these tenants that they say Republicans are gonna do if Trump wins. They're gonna get all these legislation passed. The one that's potentially whatever is abortion banned

at every, like in every state nationally. When has any party been able to ever do anything? Exactly. But then they say, look up project 2025 and if you look it up that's the one that you're like well that's a little crazy but a lot of it you're like yeah I don't see this happening or it's not that crazy. If you want to make any change in this country that is major, major, it's going to be civil war. Yeah. That's the major change. Blacks free, war, million Americans die.

Like there's no, it's incremental. It's all these tiny- But the first time abortion got overruled. But they had to call the federal government just to get black people education. It's come on. This is like a, if there's any big fucking change, people die, war, et cetera. Nothing's gonna happen, doesn't matter who wins.

I just can't fathom that this 2025 thing, immediately they flip everything on its head. You know how often you do this? What's that? Nothing's gonna happen. I remember, and I did this too, 20. Nine, 10. 20.

Every flight's making it, that's what I said. I remember you saying that. I said every single, I was like, what could happen? How could a flight even go into the tallest building? I didn't remember that. I was like, why are you bringing this up? I just had a hunch that day it was going to be fine. First time Trump, I remember we went to Malaysia and this guy was like, what's up with Trump? And he was like, Trump's not going to win.

Everybody thinks he's going to win. Fuck an idiot. Trump wins. Remember abortion? Nobody's taking gonna, nobody's taking away from that. That was on POD. That was on POD. This 2025 shit might... Listen, if going off my track record, 2025 project or whatever that is, I think it's looking likely. I think it's looking likely.

I don't even know what it is, but based on my track record, to completely write shit off that I know nothing about, I think it might happen. There you go. Yo, you know what else? That guy, Pavel Durov? Yep. The Telegram guy?

Yeah. Yep. That guy's going to do something. That one you're guaranteed. That guy, something's going to happen with that guy. I wouldn't hear about that, because I know you're into this story. Crazy. That shit is wild.

It's insane. Have you ever heard of him? Do you know what a telegram is? I didn't even know what a telegram was. Yeah, I like see it randomly in links and people are like, something's wrong with a telegram. Basically... I use it to buy drugs, but outside of that...

Outside of that I do. Do you have it? Yeah. So everybody has it? I don't have it. About a billion people on the planet use it actively. What? What?

Yes. 950 million or something like that. It's the new WhatsApp. A lot of them are new. Yeah. Nah, we use WhatsApp. There's a big contingent of the usership. What is Telegram?

Let's just say what it is right now. It's basically a messaging platform that is kind of marketed as like an encryption service where the messages are encrypted. Not everything is encrypted by default, but you're able to do encrypted messaging from. So you've been tried to do this with something called cyber dust. I don't know if you remember. Yes. And then like the message wipes away or something like that. And then basically it's not stored on a cloud, it's stored on the devices. Yeah. That's the big thing. Ah, that is pretty fire. You're able to talk.

Even Telegram doesn't have access to, well supposedly doesn't have access to it. Doesn't have access to it. And then you're able to do private messaging, you're able to do group messaging, and you're able to do channels up to like 200,000 people. Whereas like WhatsApp and I think Messenger can do like 1,200. So it's WhatsApp but it's fully encrypted so you're protected and then naturally if you have something fully encrypted and protected, the dregs of society will use this so that they can carry out their nefarious plots to do whatever they want to make money

illegally. Or you're living in Russia and you want to talk about this regime that's in there or you're in Hong Kong and you want to make a protest. So the negative is people who are going to use this to do illegal activity, they're going to sell drugs, they're going to sell underage pornography, they're gonna maybe sell weapons. The positive is that you can use this for free speech in places that don't allow it. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. Any other positives we're not seeing?

No, I mean, basically the question is like, do people have a right to free speech and not being surveilled by the government? And that's like the ultimate overarching question. Telegram would say yes. Do people have a right to that? Yeah. No. I don't think so. That's the thing. It's like that's American excellence.

If you want that, you got to come here. No, we don't even get that. Say again? We don't even have. Hey, silence. That's a good point. No, but yeah, I don't want every country to have free speech because that's one of the things that makes us awesome.

Yeah, because if everyone's awesome, then what's awesome? Yeah, we're regular. Yeah, fuck. No, but yeah, I don't want every country to have free speech because that's one of the things that makes us awesome Yeah, because if everyone's awesome Yeah, I love it when they put people in jail in other countries. We have no free speech Now we're talking that could be sick. Hell yeah, we're different for sure I love it when they arrest people in the UK, you know for like making fun of you guys Yeah, and just doing like a Facebook post like arrest him. Like exactly, that's what we fought for. We fought to do that. Yeah, yeah.

Indian Navy, that's not funny. Arrest that guy. Yeah, you should definitely put that guy in an American prison and then we'll free him immediately so you can give him a means. And give him Wi-Fi. Yes, this guy's a genius. Okay? Pretty installing.

Putting those thumbs to work. Yes. Dude, this guy, Pavel, is crazy. The whole story gets even wilder. Okay. All right, so basically he's a Russian dude. is crazy, the whole story gets even wilder. Okay. So basically he's a Russian dude. He's known as the Mark Zuckerberg in Russia. He basically creates Facebook in Russia in like 2006.

This is a website called like Vcontact. VC or something like that. Yeah, Vcontact. And it's basically Russian Facebook. While he's building it, he gets like swatted by like Russian officials, they're banging on his door and they're like, hey, give us a bunch of information from the website.

Give us a bunch of information from the app. Who's using it? Give us information about protesters in Ukraine. Give us information about Navalny. Give us all this stuff. He goes, fuck you guys, I'm not doing it. Like they're banging on his door and literally he's like posting memes of like dogs and hoodies and shit, just like goofing off. And they're banging on his door like, all right, we're going to arrest you. They're like putting all this pressure on him. And it basically gets to a head and he's like, all right, I'm out. He sells the shares, leaves the company, and could just go sell from the sunset. Has like a ton of money, leaves Russia, living in Europe, having a great time, says, fuck

it, I'm making another app, Telegram. Makes Telegram and pretty much right away like creates the platform that does everything that we're saying. Has encryption, da da da. And then he becomes very wealthy. He gets courted by Macron in France. In 2018, Macron goes to him and goes, hey, we want you to be a French citizen. Like we want you to make the headquarters in France.

We want to make a partnership. A couple of years goes by in 2021, he becomes a French citizen, which is like extremely hard. You have to live in France. They just like open the door. And do it very quickly. Extremely quickly. They just give them citizenship, just off-rip. But there's certain situations where they do do that.

They basically are like a foreigner of merit. But even still, you have to be a French speaker, which to my understanding, he's not a French speaker. Yeah. But they basically just like give it to him anyway. What people don't really realize is in 2017, allegedly, French intelligence hacked into his cell phone, and they were able to surveil him and look at what he was doing prior to the meeting with Macron. And so they're looking into his phone to like see what he's up to and it's not really clear what they found.

Yeah. But this was predating the meeting with them. He basically is like, I don't know, he has the company in Berlin for a little and then goes to UAE and that's where he sets it up and like actually has the headquarters. Everyone wants access to the data. Everyone's using it. There's a billion people. It's being used on both sides of the Russian-Ukraine war. It's being used on both sides of Israel, Hamas war. It's being used by everyone. It's being used in India. It's being literally, like, narcos and fucking

Mexico are using it. So everyone has a vested interest. The FBI went to one of their engineers and basically offered them a deal to give them backdoor access to get information for it. Yeah. Allegedly, no one has access to the backdoor of all the data. But some people speculate that his extreme wealth,

again, he's the 120th richest person in the world. He's the richest foreigner in Dubai. He's extremely wealthy. I think it's like 100 something billion. They go to him and they're like, hey, we want this thing. Allegedly, some of his money is not from the app itself. It's actually from money from foreign governments to give them access to the data. That's a speculation that's not confirmed, but that's what some people have been saying. All that to say, basically, he goes

to Paris, gets arrested. Now he's like awaiting sentencing, could get 20 years. All the charges are basically all the things that are done on the platform, meaning like, you know, drugs, weapons, illegal pornography, shit like that. He's now an accomplice and complicit with all of those actions. And a profiteer. In a way, yeah, in a way. It's not as direct as like Silk Road where like they were taking a percentage of every transaction, but he's, you know, obviously gotten very wealthy from this platform. Yeah. So the question is, are the people that host platforms responsible for everything that goes on the platform?

I don't think so. Well, French government saying that he didn't cooperate with them. He's saying we're completely in good standing with all the rules and regulations regarding social media platforms. This could be complete bullshit because I just saw it in a random tweet. But I think WhatsApp has certain like restrictions and punitive measures if you're sharing like child pornography or something like that. They have like a way to tell

and they have a way that you can put those restrictions on the app and they've complied with that. In other words, they were asked to comply and they were like, yes, we will comply. It's my understanding from this random tweet from a person that could be a complete liar. Zuckerberg and Metta are like very forthcoming with the government.

Either like covertly where they're making deals with three letters or even just him going in front of the Senate, doing hearings. But my understanding is that they rejected that type of control on the platform. He said that it's not necessary that they try to censor negative content. He's like, it's not just a complete free speech platform. We do censored content of things like illegal pornography, but we're not going to just give

you guys access to the data. Oh, so they claim that they are censoring it. They're just not going to let someone else be the censor. That's what they claim. They claim that they're within the regulatory guidelines. But how can you prove that if there's no data? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're going to go to court, basically.

Ah, okay. So then if they are doing it, then he'll be fine. So the... Oh. Are you just sending him to court so you can look through his stuff? Yes. This is where it gets crazy. Oh, it's crazier. So there's a bunch of theories, all right? So one theory is like the, you know, French control theory. There's two parts to it.

One is basically like, oh, we wanna protect kids. You know, you're putting illegal pornography on this website, we can't censor it. It's going everywhere. There's all these violent criminals, da-da-da-da-da. Might be true, but also is the perfect shield to get like whatever your actual reasoning is. If you say I wanna protect kids, no one can argue with you.

They want to protect kids, but legal age is 13. That's a great fucking point. The last country that cares about protection is teenagers. Teenagers, all right. They're trying to protect 12 girls. But then the show's a little hypocrisy because- Damn, 12 is 17 for them. That's crazy.

That's fucking crazy. That's wild, y'all. It's an almost legal, barely legal. It's crazy. That's wild. That's an almost legal half. Very legal. That's 12. Wow. Yeah, that girl's a little young, where she looks 12 and a half. Dude. That is crazy. Yeah. But it's a little hypocritical, this whole thing, because Russia tried to shut down Telegram

in 2018. Same exact thing after he had left. They tried to shut it down. They said, hey, we're kicking it off. They couldn't do it. And all the media reporting was like, oh, this totalitarian regime is going to shut down Telegram in 2018. And they're like, no, we're not going to do it. We're going to shut it down. We're going to shut down Telegram in 2018. Same exact thing after he had left. They tried to shut it down. They said, hey, we're kicking it off. They couldn't do it. And all the media

reporting was like, oh, this totalitarian regime trying to stop protests and try to stop that. And now when it's happening in the West, everyone's like, oh, we got to protect the kids. This is a dangerous platform, yada yada yada. And now even, you know, Russian spokespeople are putting pressure like, look, the free speech of the West, look what's happening, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. Wild. So there's that. The other element is that potentially they hack into his phone in 2017 prior to the meeting. Apparently, and obviously, you know,

France has had a slew of terrorist attacks throughout the 2000s. 2015 was a massive one that killed like 130,000 people from the Islamic State, from ISIS. That was part of the slew? What? state from ISIS. That was part of the slough? Wait, what? I just want to know if that was part of the slough. He was such a dick. Can you add momentum? I just thought he belittled what a terrorist attack was. There was a slough of them.

There was a slough? How many is a slough? Oh, I'm thinking the word sleigh. Oh, what? No, no, no. I'm thinking like Santa carrying a little basket. Like, there was a sleigh of tennis attacks. There was a sleigh of them. There was a whole sleigh.

What the fuck are you talking about? That makes less sense. What are you talking about? That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. You know when Santa comes through, bro. Yeah.

What's the past tense of sleigh? Slue. Exactly. Yeah, there was a slew of them. There was a slew of them. If, actually, technically. One, we'll look past one. Two, now you're pushing it.

But a slew. A slew of them? That's... Do a slew... There was a gaggle of terrorist attacks in France? Yeah. How many, what's the, what is the least funny way to say there's been far too many terrorist attacks?

The least funny, don't try to say the funny, like what is the serious, cornucopia? What is, guys, we shouldn't be laughing at this, come on. Genuinely. Yeah. There's been a baker's dozen times. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Guys, this is not what free speech is about. No, we're. This is not what free speech is about. We're being honest. We are being honest. We're being honest. But this is not what free speech is about.

Can you continue to tell us about how there's been a lot of terror attacks? Oodles. Oodles. There's oodles of jihadis in France and they're going crazy. They're killing a bunch of people. It's not good. I don't like it.

And I don't like to get political on this show. What are they so upset about? I don't like the terror. Can someone explain what the jihadists are so fucking upset about? You have four wives. Yeah. See how that feels. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. You're like, oh, OK. You know what? I mean, like, first of all, great point. But second of all, it's never the married ones that are doing it. If it was, I think that the West would

understand it a little bit more. If it was like the guy blowing himself up was the guy who had seven wives. And you're like, he just wanted a break Finally some quiet paradise is getting away from your wife Yeah, what a world they got it right so there's all this terrorism right? Yeah bunch of shenanigans going on. Yeah, and I Just realized Alex's stupid shirt. You're also wearing a sports jersey.

Yeah, but mine is better. They both basically have the N-word on it. Yeah, but mine I'm allowed to say. Melanin United. Yeah. Have you seen the team? It's already that. You have a basketball team on a fucking soccer jersey.

What, this one right here? That's a volleyball first, obviously. You have a basketball team on a fucking soccer jersey. This one right here? That's a volleyball first. I'm saying that's an old soccer ball. Wait, what? That's not a basketball. This right here is not a basketball. That's a short from the New York Knicks.

I think you're a fucking idiot. I meant the ball. No. Wait, there's a volleyball in this? Yeah. Why am I not wearing it? Because I guess you're like a gay guy or something. Because you saw them. Yeah. You, you saw them dumpers in the Olympics

Sorry guys, I've distracted yet again, please her Olympics they got the We have so much to discuss there's nothing to do with free speech go so basically 2015 they have all these terrorist attacks now all the terrorists are like hey Let's use telegram and also McCrone like, hey, let's use Telegram. And then all of a sudden, Macron's like, oh, what's this Telegram thing? Let's get into it. That's the other theory is that they're trying to like basically backdoor to stop terrorism. Yeah, I'm into that.

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but also for like geo locating where they are based off of pings of where their phones are at, they can know where the Russians are situated. And so basically NATO wants the information. They want to try to arrest this guy and basically give him a deal and be like, hey, give us all the information about the Russian military.

Fire. Massade. I knew it. What? I fucking knew it. What? That they were behind this. What do you mean?

What are they doing? So this is where it gets a little crazy. There's this one of the people he was arrested with was his girlfriend. Okay, Yulia Filova. A piece? Let's see it with all the respect. Let's see it. Beyond. That's his girlfriend or his wife. This is very important. This is his girlfriend. This is a girlfriend. Yeah. All right bring that hole up on the fucking Throat piece. Okay. Hang on. I definitely already searched this. Oh Come on Wow Damn mark. Come on. So we talk about how dove brought two holes over to the the house this weekend

We're having nice, you, friendly time with the family. I got my wife breastfeeding in the backyard and then these two Brazilian fucking cattle come over. And they're just gonna hang around the whole fucking day? What is this about? Oh, he likes these Brazilians. He's breaking them everywhere. He's breaking them everywhere. Every... Son, that's crazy. Around the world, right?

Around the world. Shout out to you, Doug! Got him. Hi. Oh no, Honeypot? So, if you look at all the comments, everyone's like, Leave Pavel alone. Why did you do it?

Shame on you. Massade agent. People are going after... Again, this is not confirmed or substantiated. I'm not, by any any means endorsing this theory. Is he Jewish? I don't believe so. I can't tell and Dove apparently Googled it and couldn't find it.

Is she Jewish? No, she got... I don't... I can't tell. There's no information really about it. She got two Mossad agents on her chest. Is she got a wire? Yeah.

I mean, she's a piece. Yeah, she's objectively a piece. Some people are claiming that because of her geolocating everywhere that she was with him over the past couple weeks that they were able to basically pin him whenever he landed in France because she was posting about him from the private jet. Is what some people are speculating. Again, this is not a- So Denzel American gangster shit basically.

Type shit. I haven't seen this. Sounds good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She wasn't an agent. It's just, you know- That's all PMB rock,, actually. Just a dumb broad. Yeah.

But now some people are saying, because there was a massive leak from anti-Israeli hackers that basically pulled a bunch of information from the Israeli government about their operations in Gaza and West Bank, all that information has now been leaked on Telegram. Gigabytes of data about Israeli military positions and all that shit, private correspondence,

has been leaked on the platform. So now Mossad is like, yeah, we're pissed off because all of our shit's getting leaked on this platform. Hey, take it down. Apparently he says, no, I'm not taking it down. That's not what the platform is for. I'm not censoring the information. And then Mossad has to go get rid of them.

Whoa. The arrogance of these billionaires is astounding. Like the same arrogance it takes to become a billionaire is the arrogance it takes to be like, fuck you national governments, I'm fine. Like you're never going to beat a national government. I don't care. They're going to get you. Also give me a hundred billion dollars.

Your information is fucked. I have to tell you something. Your secrets are out there. I'm telling everybody everything for nothing. You ain't even got to pay me. If I got the $100 billion, I'm not keeping those secrets. I'm not getting locked up in my jail. Let's get out of it. Let's get out of it. Hey, hey, free the press. That's what I'm saying.

Unlock it all. This guy got $100 billion. He's selling $100 billion. Yeah. And he's still going through this nonsense? For what? So this is the last theory. I think he's getting more money.

I think he's getting more money. I think he's getting more money. I think he's getting more money. I think he's getting more money. I think a hundred billion dollars. Yeah. And he's still going through this nonsense for what? So this is the last theory. I think he's getting money from everybody. And French ain't offering him enough money. He's like, you're not giving me enough for the backdoor. Oh, wow. The US is giving me money for the backdoor. They cool. This is the last theory that I found that was great. There's a little one, the American election theory, which is basically like because the There's a little one, the American election theory, which is basically like because the election's going on,

America wants to censor the discourse happening on platforms. Ain't nobody here who's telegrammed, but we don't know, we're not smart enough for that shit. This one is fun. What average voter is gonna be swayed off tele, I can't, come on. The thing I can't figure out is why he flew to France.

Why did he go to France? Why did he go to France? The plane landed in France. Apparently he was persona non grata. He knew that he shouldn't be in France. He knew that they were trying to get him. Oh, I got it. And he flies.

I got it. He flies to France, gets off the plane. When he gets arrested, he tells the officers, allegedly, I'm here to have dinner with Macron. Why does he go there? He flew from Azerbaijan. That's the last place his plane was at. I know why.

There's not even a joke here. The dump is in the Paralympic, right? He's getting arrested no matter where he goes. He is the best relationship with France. So he's like, you guys can lock me up. Let's figure this out. Essentially, protect me. If the whole world's after him, go. So that's the theory basically But it gets a little deeper He was in Azerbaijan when you do this

This is great in Azerbaijan like the 24th of August. Yeah, who else was in Azerbaijan Jews his Unfortunately his dear and close, who's actually a huge enemy, Vladimir Putin. They were both in Baku the same exact day. According to Russian media, they did not meet. But there's speculation that they had a meeting, some type of conference. What are the reason, again, who's to say, what are the reason is Pavel in Azerbaijan of all places? He's there. Some people speculate, he meets with Putin, Putin intimidates him in such a way like, hey, we're going to suicide you, we're going to kill you. Again, he's on terrible terms with the entire Russian military, Russian government, da da

da. You've been back doing our information about Russia to all these other countries, who knows? So you're going to die unless you cooperate and work with us and give us all the information about everyone else. Fire. He immediately gets on an airplane and flies straight to Paris. And then the question is, does he call a Macron

and say, hey, I'm coming to Paris, arrest me, protect me? Does he call Macron and say, hey, let's have a meeting and maybe we can work out a deal, and then Macron flips on them and gets them arrested without having the meeting or Maybe there's some type of brokerage where it's like hey arrest me make it look like a whole spectacle you get all the brownie points for having such good intelligence and you know protecting and upholding the law of the land and I'll give you guys access to the data and just don't let me get murdered

Why wouldn't he come to America? Can you not fly to the Azerbaijan directly? I mean probably can it probably There's no way you can't get a first-class ticket Maybe you have to do a stopover before you go to the Flats were completely booked. Yeah, you got a Frankfurt. He went to Frankfurt because yeah Yeah, you'd have to stop over. Yes that I'm not doing yeah That's a prison sentence anyway We'd have to stop over. Yes, I'm not doing yeah Wow, why would you go to France? I'm just so confused by that. Welcome back miles. So potentially this guy's dying What's going on I just have a headache and I try to throw up That's not good

You know that right I'm great I'm good you sure you just tried to throw up ten seconds ago great I'm doing great. You look like Hank Hill's kid Walking they just felt like Hank Hill's kid. What's that kid's name again? Bobby. Bobby! Damn it, Bobby. Bro, I did Mark's podcast, got a lot of hate comments, and every other one was like, Bobby, shut the fuck up. No way!

Oh my god. Oh, why? That's not nice. Cause they've been waiting, cause they cook all of us every week, but they hear Miles' voice, they don't get to see him. No, we got a camera on him right now. Top comments were, I get why Mark treats Miles this way. Haha! One of them said that I'm gonna be- Oh, he's sick the bots on you, he's sick the bots on you. We got a camera on him right now top comments were I get why mark treats miles this way

Okay, oh we gotta talk about that about how the Internet's not real oh my god, there's so many great theories anyway go back The end of it that potentially he goes to France to get protection yada yada yada But now he's gonna be able to be in cahoots with Macron in the West and NATO to then give all the information to Russia. What a fucking idiot. To get your money and then get out. Yeah. How? How?

I can't fathom that this life is more interesting for him. Yeah. There's no way. Some people love to grind, dog. But you can grind on other things. Yeah. Go find a way to turn salt water into drinking water. Yeah.

For the Palestinians to take a bath. What the f- They were cutting off water, right? Oh yeah, that's not good. Get rid of the plastic, you know what I mean? Weren't they doing that? Yeah. I mean, that was a legend.

But I don't know. He goes back on it. It was a legend. He's like, oh, I'm gonna stay here. I feel you on that. I feel you on that. I meant to say Pakistanis, I said Palestinians, but I can say it. And then I had to double down.

But it feels like they might have caught the water. I'm gonna stay here. I feel you on that. I feel you on that. I meant to say Pakistanis, that's in Palestine, but I said, and then I had to double down. But it feels like they might have caught the water, and that's dangerous. He just argued with Dove, he ain't trying to go back into the water. They just squashed it, he gotta go argue again. Get out of here. Okay, but yeah, there's so many other things that you can do and conquer. It's that legacy shit. Elon's the same way, oh, I have all the money in the world.

I can just sail off into the sun. But he does have freedom. He's not locked up like this dude. Yeah, but look at all the bullshit he has to deal with now that he owns X. Yeah, I agree with you. I agree with you. But it comes to a time where if you do not

have connectivity with a government, you don't have the protection. Elon has the protection of the United States government. Oh, he glowed up. That's what he looked like. This is one thing he conquered. Yeah, my man is fine. Hair loss.

He got a diesel. Allegedly, I didn't confirm this, the father of over 100 children. Nah. He's like a notorious sperm donor. No. All these guys. Elon.

All these guys. He's got like four or five kids that are, like he claims, and I think there's like 90 other kids that are not. Where can you buy that cum? That's good stuff. Yes. There's gotta be a good? That's a good stock. Yes. There's got to be a good...

That's what billionaires should do. You know when a horse wins like a triple crown? Yup. They just put it out the pasture and he just gets other horses pregnant? Secretariat. We should do our billionaires. We did an old flagrant episode about that with LeBron, like what would his cum cost? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We should make that episode. But that's why he doesn't own anything. So his girl can't cum after shit. Oh, is that his thing? Was he the guy that was like, I don't own anything? Yeah, yeah. Smart. So maybe he doesn't... So where is Oh, is that his thing? Was he the guy that was like, I don't own anything? Yeah, yeah. Smart. So maybe he doesn't.

So where is his actual money? Like, what is the value? It's in crypto. A lot of it's in crypto, yeah. A lot of it's in crypto. Smart guy right there. Got it. So there's no way to impose your will on him.

Maybe that's why Elon sold all his shit, too. He's like, you're not going to seize my assets. You're not going to do any of this stuff. Like, I'm going to, uh, I'm going to be as, I don't want to say liquid as possible, but I guess you can't make crypto liquid, but inaccessible as possible. You can't leverage me. You can't put your thumb on me in any single way. This man is hot. What's going on? Yeah. Chad dude. That guy got 120 billion. Yeah, something like that What a goofball, huh? crazy why

Yeah, no, he's committed to telegram genius in his tug-of-war with the cremin I'm about to have my own tug-of-war looking at No, he's committed to it. Telegram genius in his tug of war with the Kremlin. I'm about to have my own tug of war looking at these pictures. Kiss of peace. Jim, that's the fascinating life in the times of Pavel Durov. Oh, God, these guys. It's never enough, huh? It really isn't.

You know, it's also crazy. You said he's worth $100 billion, and he's the 120th richest man in the world. Ain't that crazy? $100 billion and you're number 120. Think how much higher it go. That's nuts. Yeah. There was like 10 billionaires five years ago or something.

Like that's wild. It seems like there's a lot now. Yeah. Second, we start getting some fucking money every day. You guys know that. Ain't that a motherfucker, right? Ain't that a motherfucker? There it is.

Guys, I misspoke. Apparently it's 15 billion. That changes. That makes really is. Guys, I miss Boog. Apparently, it's $15 billion. That changes. That makes more sense. That little broke boy. That little broke boy with his pecs. Ain't nobody gonna give a fuck about this little broke boy. $15 billion?

He's still trying to get an invite to the white party, bro. Yeah. He got to work for a little. Yeah. This guy's checked the check. I'm not worried about this guy. He'll wrestle him in the trash. He's got a bunch of baby mamas out here.

Fuck out of here. You can't afford them 100 kids. Nah, dude. I thought this guy had 120 million. You, wow. Mark, what a huge fuck up. It's massive. That's 10x.

Game changer. Yeah. Still 120s, Ridgis, dude. Nah, it's a goofy little app. I don't care about his goofy little app, bro. Indian sending dump pics to each other, there's no way that that's worth jack shit. Nobody cares about Telegram, go fuck yourself, arrest them. Nobody cares.

Oh, we're fighting for free speech, no. Do you think they should be responsible for all this stuff? It is free, broke ass. Thanks. No, but do you think they should be responsible for the stuff that goes on on the platforms they create? No. I kind of think so. Tell me why. Broke ass? Thanks! But do you think they should be responsible for the stuff that goes on on the platforms they create? Nah. I kinda think so.

Tell me why. If you're not gonna open it... E... Ain't nothin' but a heart... Tell me why he... How'd you guys get that? Ain't nothin' but a handstand... Tell me why he...

I never wanna hear you say I want it that way. But yeah, if you're posing pedophilia, you shouldn't be able to just do that without the platform sensor. That's right. Damn, I'm gonna laugh. That was perfect.

We got a box of breaks. I know. That was beautiful. Come on, Mike. I know, that was good. That was good. Come on! Fuck! But wait, if you're, if you just have the platform, right? Should you be responsible for what is posted up there? No, you should punish the people that are breaking the rules, but you shouldn't be responsible. Now, if your platform has no rules, if they're not punishing these people,

If you don't punish any of them. If you don't punish the people, then you should be responsible. Then I guess you should be responsible for what is posted up there. No, you should punish the people that are breaking the rules, but you shouldn't be responsible. Now, if your platform has no rules, if they're not punishing these people, If you don't punish any of them. If you don't punish the people, then breaking the rules, but you shouldn't be responsible. Now, if your platform has no rules, if they're not punishing these people. If you don't punish any of them.

Yeah, if you don't punish the people, then you should be responsible. Then I guess you should be responsible. But I think what they're saying is they are punishing the people. He's claiming that, yeah, we're taking stuff down. Apparently they've taken down other things in the past. Like there was a violent protest thing

against the Iran government that was like targeting specific people for like assassination or some shit. They pulled that down. They've done that a couple of other times. But then people look at that and they go, oh, you're just in cahoots with the, you know, Iranian government. So I got Molly in London on telegram.

They didn't take him down shit. Different than taking the only things that they can that people will care about child sexual activity and violence. Those are two, everything else, if people are like, people are buying drugs on the app and you're not stopping, who gives a fuck? General public won't give a fuck. Even a free speech absolutist, which is kind of stupid,

because are you okay with child porn being sent around? You're a free speech absolutist, but there you gotta draw the line. Everybody, no matter how much you like free speech, kids and violence, I can't be okay with this. So that's the things he has to police. Everything else, who cares? Yeah, but if people in wars are using that to communicate, that is violence and he's not shutting any of that down.

To be honest, on that front, war is violence. On that front, it's like, the violence is happening. That's the government that decided to have this violence. We didn't decide to do that. But if people are like, yo, let's go beat the shit out of this guy on 103rd Street. Let's organize a mob of people to do it, then yeah, maybe you're potentially responsible. That is actually illegal, whereas a war is not necessarily legal. And also if you're using like... If you're using Telegram to plan October 8th, then... But again, that's people, that's not governments.

Was it October 8th? October 6th. You wouldn't be late, black motherfuckers. My bad, my bad. Oh man, I'm going to get... That's people, that's not governments. Was it October 8th? October 6th. You wouldn't be late, black motherfuckers. My bad, my bad. Oh man, I'm going again. Yes. I saw the paraglider, like,

yo, y'all doing down there? Word? Y'all already started? Done, nah. Y'all showed up already, word? I'm paragliding like a fucking jackass. God damn. Paragliding looks fucked.

Not to kill, but it looks like October 6th, I didn Wait a minute, hold on. What happened just now? Why'd you say October 6? I don't know! You're four months early. We had different issues, dog. Hey, I'm mad, guys.

What day was it? This is why every CEO is Indian. Because they show up to work early. They're there to grudge. Also, you don't gotta spend money on toilets. That's true. That's true. That's true.

Anyway, October 7th. What was your point about October 7th? What happened with that? I mean, they should be responsible. No, the person who created the apps. No, they shouldn't be responsible for the thing. What they should be responsible. No, the person who created the apps. No, they shouldn't be responsible for the thing. What they should do is punish the users that were involved. If they didn't police it. Yeah, if they're not policing it and then something happens because of...

So that's what I'm saying. To your point, those are the things you need to police. You need to police violence. You need to police child activity. And the thing that sucks about this is if there's any examples I can prove of y'all didn't shut this guy down and he's doing child pornography or whatever then your whole argument falls apart. Now when you're buying drugs on Telegram are you being explicit with what you're asking for? You're still using vague language.

It's mad explicit. Really? Yeah. Because you know, well I think it's encrypted on both ends so. Wow. Yeah. Makes it easy. Because you know, well, I think it's encrypted on both ends. So wow. No, makes it easy. You don't have to put a, you know, a little pill emoji. Yeah, that's going to fill them up.

I needed medication. I need Tylenol. Yeah, I need a statin quick. I think that might have been me, bro. But should like the web hosting service, should they be responsible? That's yes. Is it Amazon's fault? Like how far back do you want to go it's legal in America in the 90s they made a law about this that it's oh now you got energy a little bit what do you

think you got man a little bit is worse like that makes me sound concerned do you got the inverted ass like Hank Hill? We're not doing that. Why are you asking about that? What you want to know for? I have to say how committed is he to the look? He's feeling ill right now. Are you gonna do this to him right now? He's feeling better now. Yeah I'm back. Oh you're back. Yeah. Why are you asking about his ass bro? That was crazy for you. Me and Miles went on vacation together. We good. Oh, you guys did? Where'd you go? We were in Scotland for the wedding.

Oh, that looks so good. Shout out to Cassetta. Congrats, my brother. The audio coach, Tom Cassetta, got married, man. And congratulations. The wedding looked absolutely beautiful. Miles' tilt blew up. We were in exotic AC.

Yeah. Miles. Yeah. Look at that cute look. Took us. I'm back to being sick. You got to continue the fight. Why? What's going on? You got months of punch or what? Now look at his ass. Don't it look like an angry Asian? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh. Oh. Oh, shit. See, this one of Mars?

Yeah, that one of Mars is crazy. How you pull that out that quick, bro? You're a bad friend. What do you mean? You're a bad friend, bro. I just got ass pics for days. I keep them lined up, put them in my pocket. All right, so wait, now hold on.

There was a few other things that we need to discuss. Oh, the internet isn't real. Yeah, the Paralympics, bro. I got some bang. I've been watching a lot of the Paralympics. Can you tell us why the internet isn't real and then we'll do Paralympics? No, no, no. Marcus is going to explain the internet isn't real, but we could do some Paralympics to

have a nice little buffer because the internet isn't real. It's kind of crazy. OK. Paralympics. Let's do it. Just been been gripped, bro. I've just been watching a lot. You guys haven't been watching it. You had a great point. Well, what I say about that. Paralympics is the real Olympics. Yeah. Why isn't this the Olympics?

This is the real Olympics. The guys with two legs and two arms running. OK, everybody could run. Everybody could throw some shit. A guy with no legs running. Son, who texted the group, you all gotta watch this swim in this arms versus legs. That was you? Yeah. That shit cracked me up. I seen this Asian dude with just legs kicking and he just battering rammed the end

of the race. Yeah. He just, his head slammed into the side. Zhang or whatever his name is. Fire. I mean. Oh yeah. So it would actually be more advantageous to have arms and no legs and legs and to the side. Or whatever his name is. I mean, oh, yeah. So it would actually be more advantageous to have arms and no legs than legs. Oh, he got out the pool like that. You guys are going to show you what the official Paralympics YouTube account is. This is from the actual actual Paralympics YouTube account has been posted? This is from the actual actual Paralympics YouTube account. Verified Blue Check shit. This is their

this is some of their top videos. Nah bro. Nah, we can't watch this guy. So this guy did a triathlon. Y'all never did that shit, fucking lady. So I don't think that's funny. Why is man just laughing? Man, come on. Look at her throwing that poppy seed. There's no way they got the girl making poppy seed bagels.

Dump her. Yeahels. Son, son. Yo, hold it. Dump her. Yeah, she do. Son, I swear to be having them. Oh, no. Oh, no. What's wrong with these? Oh, my God.

Wait, this is the official account, and they added that there? This is their account, bro. They added the noise to his account. Bro, that's fucked up. Now they know how to market it. What's he doing? Oh, goodness gracious.

He got a land with his ass. No way. The legs might get stuck in the dirt. Why are they posting this, bro? How is... No. Oh, yeah, this guy's nice. Get the fuck out, this is fire.

Okay, I like it, Picasso. Yeah, that way. To your point earlier, Tommy, not the greatest ping-pong player in the world all things considered Oh, absolutely understand terms of raw skill. Yeah, no way. What is this? How would he add it you know, they know why they are wild go I keep going look at my man with the tap Nice Wild. They are wild. Keep going. Keep going. Look at my man with the tap. So the legs is nice, bro. Oh, okay. The courage. Yeah, dead ass. To even try to swim.

That's insane. Insane. Oh no. What is it? Oh no. Oh no. Yo, my man is jacked, honestly. No, look at how his goalie. Oh, look at this upright form. Son. Oh, he got one.

Get him! Come on, stop. Come on, stop. Come on, stop. Yo, come on, stop. I'm promoting what the Paralympics posted, bro. Come on, stop. That's me in bed. That's me giving him a popcorn. Oh! They couldn't cushion that? That's me giving him a popcorn.

Ow. They could have cushioned that. I know. They could have put something soft at that. They give him a head start. They give him a literally, get it? Like his man could have. Now this you shouldn't even be able to do.

So this is what they're posting. I'm just addressing it. I'm just pointing it out. Keep going though. Because this is entertaining as fuck. What does this one got? Because. You don't need legs to do this anyway.

Why are they allowed to compete in this? But if one person's doing this with their mouth or some shit, that's my ears. We've got to see the match. That person. Nah, this is regular. Yeah. This is an advantage.

Yeah, true. Yeah, you're lighter. Oh, no. Oh, no, This is fire. The badminton where they got with the midgets playing bad. What's his name? Jason Wayne. Krishna.

I ain't doing it. Yeah, you say it. How do you pronounce that correctly? I would if y'all weren't here. This is my rap song. If you don't know, now you know. No, that's a nice stride. That actually is how you say river I'm pretty sure in Hindi. I wish Shubh was here to fact check that. Let's go. So yeah. Oh no, this is unfair. You gotta jump off. Oh wow. Legend, right? Oh no. Oh, let's go. Oh this one I saw this was

Frizy with the dive. With the dive? With the dive? With the fire. Let's go. We up. Let's go. Nah, I just can't believe the noises. They put the sounds. I could watch that for hours. I know. Why are you stopping? And can I be honest here? That's gonna make everybody more money because the more the views they get, the more money they can give to the winners. So it's all a win.

Yeah. Yeah. I watched the 100 meter dash. Did you see the 100 meter dash? No, I didn't. The guy who won it had like a version of cerebral palsy, but he still ran it in like 10.3 seconds or something like that. That's crazy.

I think he's faking that, right? Because isn't cerebral palsy like a muscular disease where your muscles are like super tense, they're like constantly engaged? Yeah, I think they're at your wrist kinda like that. But this guy looks, I mean, right in 10.3, they're like college runners that aren't running 10.3. So how are we dictating who's in it or not?

I think you should have to be missing something. Like, I think a part of you should have to be missing. They do different classes for all the events. Oh, okay. So it's like, all right, this class is like, you're missing a limb, this class is like, you have a muscular issue, this class is da-da-da-da. Oh!

And so it'll be like, okay, the 100 meter final for people missing a thing, 100 meter final for people with something else. Oh, okay. And which country wins the most? Let's check the medal count. That's a great question. 100 meter final for people missing a thing. 100 meter final for people with something else. And which country wins the most? Let's check the medal count. That's a great question. India. Paralympics Paris. Seems like China has 50 gold medals. They have 107 total medals. Great Britain has 29 gold medals with 57 total and America has 18 gold medals with 50 total. Step it up America. So our total medal count is the same as China's gold medal count. Wow.

Damn. But there's still five more days, so we might have a huge turnaround and win 57 medals. We might win 57 gold straight, in which case, then we got it. Is there... China wins zero, sorry. No, you're good. Is there not like what I even know how to say this.

Do you. What about the places that we're at war with. Do they not have some good athletes that are missing shit? That's how it started. Yeah. Yeah. But that started with us. That's what I'm saying. But now that we're banging on

motherfuckers like shouldn't they be missing some things and don't they have good runners? You know? Like Afghanistan to have some, you know. Yeah. As you were saying, Operation Iraqi Freedom, they should be...

Free from some limbs. Yeah. Why is China winning? Like, what reason does China have to be missing things? I bet they're cheating. Yeah. Also, why don't we let them cheat? They train them first and chop it off.

Holy moly, that's brilliant. Yes, and that's great. That is brilliant. If you don't make the main team, you're going second team with a little less. Yeah, would you do that? Give an arm and a leg to compete in the Olympics? I'm just saying, you've dedicated your life.

You're so in all seriousness. It's crazy. I love this guy. saying you've dedicated your life. So I did. But like, let's say you dedicate your life to one stupid sport and you just never were good enough to medal. What you wouldn't just chop off something and then be the best that's ever done it. I feel like you're describing trans athletes. Wow. That was good. That was really good right there. You're warmed up now. That was really good right there. What were you saying about supporting trans athletes? Wow. Yeah, that's a good point. When paddles in the Olympics and you're not good enough to make it. I've already thought about it.

Cut off my left hand, I don't need it. I only have to develop a way to do the serve with my right hand because you need to drop the ball. But obviously I could figure something. I could do an arm pick. That was a rude analogy. That hurt. What is that, an elephant holding an apple?

Yeah, yeah. Fuck you, Alex. Yeah, you're a jerk. What? I'm just agreeing with Alex. And no, you're also a jerk, but it's mostly Alex the jerk. What? No, but would you do that?

Cut a piece of my body off for it. Just the left hand. You can still do stand up. I genuinely thought about it, I swear to God. What if you just went trans and competed with women and you don't even actually have to cut some shit off these days? You could just say it.

I would do that. I'm gonna have to tuck. I would absolutely do that. You gotta tuck, yeah, but that's fine. I would do, if it gets to the point with trans acceptance, let me tell you this right now, if trans acceptance gets to the point where you just say you're trans,

and then you get to compete with the women. You're using future tense, I don't think you need to. But it's still like a little vague right now. OK. I promise you I will do it. If paddles in the Olympics, I promise you I will do it. That is a promise that I make to you guys. If you lose.

Yeah, that's crazy. The stakes are down high now. You've got to win. If you get silver. I don't even feel that bad if I lose. I picked up paddle at 40 years old and I'm gonna beat these guys. Now you're completely... These guys are professional athletes. They're brilliant athletes. Okay.

There are some sick sports in the Paralympics. I went through all sports. Are there any ones that are specific to them? Bochi. Oh, the blind? No, bochi. We all know that's a sport. No, is there one specific for the Paralympic? Yeah, bochy. No, but is there a sport that cannonball? Is there like a thing that just they do? What is cannonball? I don't remember.

No, it's just they launch them out of the cannonball. Yeah. Yeah. And then, you know, whoever makes the biggest splash. Or you shoot them into the side of a wooden boat and see if you can sink it. That's a good idea. Just take them out to the harbor and put some old pirate ships out there and just shoot him into the side of a wooden boat. See if the bubble sinks and if it sinks then you win a gold medal. They got a couple bangers they got a gold ball. Gold ball's sick. Gold ball low-key actually looks awesome. You know this was this is what y'all were doing during your break. I mean 12,000 dollars on stake dude just betting on a betting on the Paralympics. We can all play this so you can put blindfolds on and play it.

Can you bet into the Paralympics? I would love to do that. I've made insane money. We got to talk, no we have to absolutely talk to stake about this. Okay wait a minute so they're all blind and the idea is you're just bowling against other blind people. Are they blind or they blind and the idea is you're just bowling against other blind people. Are they blind or are they just wearing the goggles? They're probably partially and then they have to wear the goggles to make them more blind. And then you're basically trying to hear the ball and then jump in position to block it. Can you yell other sounds to distract them? Can you be like boing? Boing?

That I don't know. It might be a strategy. Stake! We need to develop a betting apparatus for the Paralympics. This will be your most... I don't know if it'll be your most betted, but it would definitely be the most fun. Oh, Parawinter Olympics gotta be coming soon, right? I think... should Parawinter Olympics be illegal? Like, are you really gonna roll them down a mountain? Isn't that how, like, avalanches start? That's how they got that one. I mean, luge, right? Luge, you can do luge with no legs. Luge, they might be the best. Yeah.

It's the same as kayaking. Same argument. Oh, speaking of steak, football season is finally here. Thank fucking goodness. I'm so excited. Oh my god. And I don't care about rooting for the Cowboys anymore, so it's going to be the happiest season. Are you really off?

I just think I don't have a team. I'll root if I'm watching a game. Who do I want to win? But yeah, there's no team I'm following this whole year. It's just not going to happen. I'm not going to be a team. I'm going to be a team. I'm going to be a team. I'm going to be a team. think I don't have a team. I'll root if I'm watching a game. Who do I want to win? But yeah, there's no team I'm following this whole year.

It's just not going to happen. What happened to the Chiefs? Are they your Chiefs guy? That's fun. I'll probably root for them against most teams. But even in the playoffs when they were playing the Bills last year, I found myself being like, I'd be great if the Bills won. I'd really like the Bills to win one, finally. So I think I'm just going to kind of be agnostic. So you're going game by game, which is-

Which is- It's the best. Actually, better for gambling. That's true, it's true. But, okay, okay, so you're able to put money on whomever you think could win that game, which I was never capable of doing. I could never bet against the Knicks.

Yeah, oh yeah, my bias, I'll bet against the Cowboys. Anytime the playoff rolls around, just bet against the Cowboys and then double or nothing even if you lose you're gonna win at some point You're saying you would do that? I would bet again. I will put it damn near everything I own I mean don't do that, but like my brain is like that's the move. Okay, what I won't but that's like it's like What bets the stake have for us? They think they said it's Eagles and Green Bay in Brazil, which is gonna be fucking oh, yeah, that's far The NFL is gonna they're trying to be global. Yes, they should. is, they think, they said it's Eagles and Green Bay in Brazil, which is going to be fucking sick. Oh, yeah, that's fair.

The NFL is going to, they're trying to be global, as they should. Yeah. They think the Eagles are going to win. I don't actually necessarily agree. OK. I think the Packers might make it out of the NFC and go to the Super Bowl this year. That good? I just, they ended the year really well, and then they lost in the playoffs to San Francisco,

who made it to the Super Bowl. And they should have beaten them. Detroit really should have beaten them, but I think the way they lost was so heartbreaking. As much as I would love for them to go to the Super Bowl, I don't know if you recover from that in a year. They were up like, what was it, 21-3 or some shit at the end. They were dominating and then they lost. I think Green Bay was close enough that they were like, oh, we ended the year really strong. We could have beaten these guys that went to the Super Bowl. The quarterback, Jordan Love, I think is,

he's starting to hit a stride. Got playoff wins, which Dak Prescott never got already. So like, I just, I think they might be the team. And the Eagles, I think they peaked. Oh really? Yeah, no pun intended. I think they've flown as high as they can fly. Like, I just think that, I don't know.

I feel like once a team figures out a running quarterback, like Jalen Hurts. And that's what's starting to happen. I think that's what's kind of I could be wrong but I think that's what's going to happen. So you got a little window there and that window is closed. Yeah. And they haven't added any talent to the team? There's nothing? They added Saquon Barkley. Saquon Barkley. He's good. He's good but they're good. They manage their team well. They always have free agent additions and all that. Maybe that can take some of that running load off of Jalen. I just think if you figure out the QB it's you can't do anything manage their team well. They always have free agent additions and all that. Maybe I can take some of that running load off of Dylan. I just think if you figure out the QB, you can't do anything about that.

And then I think you can't bet against the Chiefs to make it to the Super Bowl, but they have the Chiefs beating the Ravens in the season opening game this Thursday. And I don't think... Actually, I think that's fine. They have the Ravens beating the Chiefs, I think that's fine. They have the Ravens beating the Chiefs. Yeah, I think week one doesn't matter, the Super Bowl winner. If you're a dynasty, who gives a fuck about week one? Yeah.

KC lost week one last year to Detroit. Okay, that's right. So you're just getting back in the swing and thanks everybody, had a good summer, even celebrate. This game means way more to Baltimore than it does Kansas City. And Baltimore's got the chip on their shoulder. They got a bruise they still got. Yeah, they lost to KC last year, blah, blah, blah.

So I think that's fine. So again, you're going Green Bay and Baltimore. And Baltimore. Okay, all right. Yeah, that's at stake. I only disagree, you're going Green Bay and Baltimore. And Baltimore. Okay, all right. Yeah, that's what's at stake. I only disagree on Philly and Green Bay. And maybe I just hate Philly because I was born a Cowboy fan, raised a Cowboy fan, but I just don't see it.

But yeah, dude, it's fun. I'm so happy football season is in. What's crazy, I think I'm going to start betting a little bit more, like just not crazy money, maybe like a hundred dollar cap, but I'm going to start betting this year on stake. And I think it's going to be really fun to just like be that's going to add extra stakes stakes to it. I like it. Yeah, I like it. I like it. Yeah, we're going to see. I can't wait to see your emotion when you lose money. If I cap it at 100 it won't matter as much. Okay, but when you lose money bidding against the Cowboys, when they finally decide to win

and fuck you? I like the Cowboys. I think I might be a Cowboys fan. That's a great idea. I would love for you to be a Cowboys fan. I think we should all be a Cowboys fan this year. I would love it. Suffer.

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office. He's not high up. I didn't say he was a back office because they're behind every other front office. Fucking retards. No, he's not high up. I didn't say he was high up. But you're saying we could go to a Cowboys game and like go to that sick stadium? Yeah. Oh. Wow. Hey, have fun. Have fun.

I can't wait for fucking Cowboys with a Super Bowl. Okay, let's get back to the show. All right, fair enough. There's sports. This game is actually sick. I would 1 million percent play that. Yeah, I wanna play that. Oh, Wheelchair Rugby. This is an awesome one. Yep, seen that one. This game is actually sick. I would 1 million percent play that. Yeah, I wanna play that. Oh, Wheelchair Rugby.

This is an awesome one. Yep, seen that one. This one is crazy. They're literally just like fucking each other up on a wheelchair. And yeah. They have to play indoors because they can't rule on the grass.

Yeah, it's like BattleBots, bro. It's fucking crazy. But they have, there's actually a girl that competes in this. And they do like both genders, I'm pretty sure. Huh. It's kind of interesting. Oh, it's progressive. It's, oh, super aggressive. They're fucking each other up.

These guys are probably all like, forming like military and shit as fuck. Let's go. Literally hanging on each other. You smoothed. Yeah, possibly. We out. Out here.

USA vs Canada, suck it Canada. And then sitting volleyball. This one is fascinating. I'm stoked to see all the people in the stands. Oh packed. What is that fucking George Murisson looking guy? But it was close it was very close you know, he happens to be the greatest sitting volleyball player of all time He's eight foot one and he hit his head. Do you know what country is from? So if he hit it with his head, he's from Iran. Oh, that makes sense. He's eight foot one. And he hits you in his head. Do you know what country he's from? Son, if he hit it with his head, that would have been fire.

Say it again. It's from Iran. Oh. Which is ironic. Because he never did. This guy should not be allowed. Are these actually paralyzed people or are they just playing sitting down? I think it's different levels.

I think some are missing a leg, some are missing a leg some what is he a acromegaly? What is that the Giants? Yeah So I think he got an injury from a motorcycle and like as like as a teen and then couldn't walk and now it's just a But this looks fire I'm like like, I would play this. We got to play more of these games. This shit looks sick. I think this is the easiest one. But wouldn't that be insensitive? What do you mean?

We're taking jobs from them. Yeah. Yeah. You got to let them shine, bro. Just physically appropriate. For us, we can play for us. That'd be fun. And good for them.

I'm glad that the stands are full and people go to watch. I would like to go watch. Is it in America next year? Or next Olympics? We get to pair Olympics next time. I think that we should, what is going on here? This one is interesting, this is bocce. So for some people, like people that have like,

sort of a palsy or like advanced MS, they can only move their mouth. Oh, so, okay. So they put it on a ramp, and then they give them a little stick and then they poke the ball, and then they gotta knock the other balls out. Yeah, they tell them how high they put it on a ramp and then they give them a little stick and then they poke the ball and then they got A knock to their balls out. Yeah, they tell them how high they want it and then a person places it for them crazy Wow, they also have judo and taekwondo contact sports. Mark stop it. I mean this is they added them last year

Tara taekwondo stop it Huge please see a video. Yeah. I would love to show you. I wanted to see you hug up. Come on dude. There was the one where they do the katas so it's not like fighting Taekwondo you just have to do the choreography of the moves and then there is someone who just missing it was missing everything and it was just he was basically just-yah! And then like rotating his body and just going, hi-yah! That's not, they're not missing shit. Oh, they're missing like an arm. Arms, yeah.

So they're missing an arm. So you only get points for kicks, I'm pretty sure. You can't do any head kicks. Dude, this is awesome. Legit fire. Bro, it's awesome. Imagine you have some injury, you're born without an arm, and all of a sudden you can still fuck people up,

get your rage out somehow. This shit is awesome. This is sick. This is a bunch of Chung Lee's get them That would you get that keep going with it? Okay Okay. Now let's let's learn about why the internet is completely fake. Yeah, what is this? This is wild You ever heard of dead internet theory? No, are we getting another mark explanation? We might

internet theory? No. Are we getting another Mark explanation? We might. I love it. You can cross this video on the internet. Which, why did I see it? Because... That's the question. Basically the theory goes like around 2015-2016 the internet changed fundamentally. The way that people use it, the type of content you see, the way people interact, it was like fundamentally changed and the theory basically, and the theory is like generally true, it just matters what percentage of it is true, and I'll explain. Basically the theory is that all the content and the people and basically your entire infrastructure

that you're interacting with on every social media platform and throughout the entire internet is fake. That it's basically AI bots that you're talking to that are interacting with you, and that 90% or 95% of all the content on the internet and all the discourse and conversations on the internet are created by large language model AI robots. And basically, this is either used by private individuals

that are trying to profiteer in some capacity or pushing some type of personal ideological agenda agenda or done by the state and state actors in order to manipulate and coerce the population into believing some type of specific narrative or idea. Effectively you don't need to like ban books or ban ideas you can just funnel the discourse of what people are having on it. Exactly how you want to. On the internet exactly how you want it to be. I actually think that's awesome if we all start to believe this,

then we'll start putting less stock in the fucking idiots online. Either the guys shitting on India, no pun intended, or the guys saying whatever racist stuff. It's like, oh, I don't even need to take this seriously, this is bots. I don't even need to engage with this mentally. The tricky part is that there's certainly

some people that are real. So then the question is how can you discern who is real and who is a bot? Just write off all of it. That's not bad. That's how the easiest off-ramp for my brain. It's all fake. Yeah.

And the ones who are, who cares, is a negligible amount. That's not a bad philosophy. The thing that brought this up to me that I thought was fascinating is Destiny, the streamer, did a video where basically on stream, he was talking about getting targeted attacks from a bunch of different accounts calling him names saying that he's an idiot Da da da that's my bed. They were They were

He starts going to the channels and seeming like who's shocked that people don't like the arrogance You just must be an internet conspiracy Convenient guys out there that don't like an extremely opinionated person who knows nothing about the Israel-Gaza conflict and lets people fuck his girlfriend. I cannot believe this. How could this be? Are you AI?

I might be AI. You might be. I might be AI. He needs to project the cool blue hair though. There's no point where he reflected and he was like, wow, I'm really opinionated on things that are incredibly divisive and maybe the other side might dislike me. There was no point in that. Maybe.

I think it was that he was just getting comments immediately after posting anything, and being like, who are just these people following me around the internet, just shitting on me every chance they get? What is happening? Yes. So he clicks on the profiles, and the profiles are like, America is best, number one country first. And it's like these weird accounts that have weird posting history, and it's just all kind of strange.

And he starts looking at the profile pictures, and the profile pictures is like a guy that looks like a regular fucking dude that you would see at Walmart. And then behind him are books that aren't real characters. It's like fake AI books that have strange shapes that are supposed to resemble language, but it's not. And he's like, oh, the picture's AI.

The content, he's able to search tweets and find like other tweets of other accounts with other names in other countries posting similar types of content. And he's like, oh, this is a bot. And so it's verifiable and true that there are bots that are creating content. The question is a percentage. And following people. The question is a percentage and the question is why. Well, why makes perfect sense.

Like if you hate somebody, but you don't wanna go through the time to hate them, you just sick bots on them all day. Yeah. Like that makes perfect sense. So there is someone who's like, well, I mean, that might be another explanation. Or on some Dave Smith shit where it's like,

I think he was the one that was saying, like the government wants to get their access to their honeypots or whatever. Now just, they wanna do the things they really wanna do and then distract you with gender wars or whatever. Let's have a bunch of bots and fake news stories and whatever just getting everybody focused on gender wars. And we just keep getting the money how we want to. We keep passing the laws that we want to. We keep doing all that. Yeah. Now the other thing that I find very interesting is is it possible that

these companies or private actors that are basically utilizing the open software features of these platforms are basically utilizing it in such a way to influence the opinions and ideas of influential thought leaders within the United States and around the world. That's the most interesting thing, let me. Sorry, can you say it again? So basically, you're a guy that has tons of influence.

You happen to be on Twitter, you happen to be on Instagram. You happen to be on Twitter, you happen to be on Instagram, you happen to be on Facebook, you're on TikTok. Scroll on. You scroll on. We know just from having conversations with different platforms that they can increase. We know that they can decrease, but we also know that they can

increase the visibility of certain content. Yeah. Now, they don't have to have a handler for you from the CIA who tells you the opinions that you should have and make sure that you disseminate that information on all your socials and your podcasts, whatever. They could do something that is way more manipulative. They could just show you videos. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That would. You're talking about the tech CEOs and stuff, right? I'm talking about Akash Singh. Okay. I'm talking about Andrew Schultz. I'm talking about anybody. Anybody. We could look on our algorithm and our algorithm could be curated by not just the tech CEO,

but if the tech CEO, we already know that Zuckerberg is working with the government. So what if the government was like, listen, we need to get Akash and Andrew to be like really on board with Israel, or we need to get Akash and Andrew to like really be on board with Hamas. I want you to show them 5X more content showing these different POVs on the subject, and they will naturally, just through osmosis, start to be more empathetic to one of those sides.

Now, we know for a fact that you can do that. You can curate what somebody sees. We know that for a fact, because you can do that with ads. You can literally just pay for ads. So that's what the most basic version of it is. That's actually their monetization strategy. So what is the highest version? So imagine if presidents, imagine if big CEOs,

imagine if people thought leaders, you know, these like big Twitter celebrities, imagine if they're all being, you know, infiltrated with information. But now it's not some handler going, this is what you got to do or else. Now they think that they're curating these ideas. this is what you've got to do or else. Now they think that they're curating these ideas. This is, I like this. That's wild. So that's why you want to shut down a TikTok that you can't control.

And you don't want to shut down a Facebook and Instagram, anything on meta and even maybe Twitter. You don't want to shut down someone that, you know, aren't cahoots with the government because social media is not the enemy of the government like we thought it was. This is free speech. We can actually come together. We can organize.

We can start protests. We can do this. No, no, no, no. Social enemy might be a tool by this theory, a tool of the government to get you to believe whatever it is you want to believe. Or no, they want you to believe. And it can go even beyond content. So let's say you just say a tweet that is controversial.

You just now have five other tweets below being like, oh, dude. No, you really missed it on this Like that's actually not true. Da da da da and you're like, oh man, I guess all my followers Are saying I'm out of line on this like maybe I should readjust my there is a and all of those bots all of those accounts Are bots paid for by one individual to make you feel like you should or shouldn't have that opinion. Now, there was a video, and I forget what the fuck it was, I was asking Mark what it was. It was either somebody else posted it, I don't know if we reacted to it, I'm not exactly sure what it was. But I looked at the comments of this video, and all the comments were minority women justifying the opinion, the divisive opinion of the person in the video.

And it was something like, I'm a Latina, but I agree with this sentiment here. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? I forget what the fucking content of the video was. But, and I saw all the comments and I was like, A music video or something, try that in a small town. Try that in a small town! Yeah, I remember you pointing that out. Fucking A out of Puff. Because I remember you pointing that out and was like, a music video or something, try that in a small town. Try that in a small town!

Yeah, I remember you pointing that out. Fucking A out, Kauff. Because I remember you pointing that out and being like, oh good. You've been taking your liposomal magnesium. Yeah, I have, dude, I have. Okay, okay, so try that in a small town. All the comments, or the top comments, not all of them,

but a lot of the top comments were like, I'm a Latina woman, I agree, I'm a black woman, I agree with this sentiment. And then I looked at the YouTube usernames and all the usernames were the exact same thing. It was like Jay Martinez and then four numbers. Now I didn't know about this theory. So my initial reaction was like, oh, that's just the username that YouTube gives you when

you don't want to try to make one. They'll just like suggest one. But literally every single one was the exact thing. It was something four numbers, something four numbers. And maybe that is the case. Maybe this is all bullshit, right? But my knee-jerk reaction was it feels like the record label sent bots to the music video to thwart any negative reaction in the comments to take control of the narrative. So the narrative amongst liberal media was, oh my God, look at this racist thing saying

that this is what black people or this is what immigrants or whoever was doing to these small towns and he's calling for violence against these people or doing to big towns and they're calling for violence against the people. But the reaction to comments was, no, this isn't that and I support this and I think that this is a good thing You immediately seize the narrative. Yeah Now let's say that happened completely organically sure but if you could do with bots what a brilliant thing to do Yeah, yeah Now if that's all the comments not all we don't know what percentage is that all the comments that's all the views

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happens in reality. And again, I don't know technically the polite way to say it. It seems like it's people that are dealing with paranoid schizophrenia. But maybe it happens to some people. I don't know. But basically, it's this idea that I walk around everywhere

and there's people that are following me. I walk out of my apartment and there's a car there and then I went to work and the same car was parked outside my work and someone or some government is following me around to try to fuck with my head to basically make me stop what I'm doing, to move, to kill myself, whatever. And these people are on these forums,

thousands and thousands and thousands of people talking about how they're being gang-stocked. And they're like videos and they'll like film outside. Oh yeah. They'll film outside like and see cars and they'll be like five white cars in a row. It's happening again. And it just so happened five white cars drove by. So I don't, I'm not like an expert in this. Maybe there are legitimate cases of gang-stocking.

I don't fucking know. But it seems like certainly some of these people are schizophrenic. Now this dead internet theory is basically the internet version of that. And now people on the internet are like, oh, I'm being gang-stocked by AI. But it has a lot more legitimacy because you can't create fake human beings in the real world. You can create fake accounts online very easily. But now it's like, do I just operate on the internet as like a schizophrenic person?

Like, oh shit. Is this real? Are these bots? I just got a DM like, dude, this video's hilarious. And I'm like, who is, why am I, like what government is sending, you know what I mean? I think this is actually good if we all subscribe to not putting nearly as much weight on the internet and social media discourse as we do.

And we all do it. I do it, like I said, I get positive comments, I love it. I get a negative comment, it fucks with my head. If we all were just like, ah, you don't know what's even real out here. Don't put that. I love it. I get a negative comment. It fucks with my head. If we all were just like ah Don't you don't know what's even real out here Don't put that much stock into it with news with comments with the racist shit on Twitter or whatever I'm just not gonna put that much thought into it I'm not gonna put that much stock into it at least but do you think I could make those hilarious Indian memes? I don't know if it's not they're gonna make funnier ones in five years. I don't know we have more creative

Some of those were so creative creative I mean the shit was just The map I mean unbelievable. All right, so who's after you because you've been seeing a lot of anti-semitism in your Twitter I'm like, I'm not seeing any of that in mind and I'm like, I know we have different tastes But at the same time, I don't think it'd be that different. I'm seeing shit now, too It might just get to you like cuz you're black that different. I'm seeing shit now too. It might just get to you like because you're black. What are you seeing in yours? Is there like... It's more just entertainment but it's like I see posts of people I know. Is there no like racism that you're seeing? Very little. Do you follow any like you follow Elon?

Yeah but like I don't take him serious. He said something interesting. He tweeted he was like the Twitter algorithm is the idea behind it is we show you things that you want to see. And we choose that what you want to see based on what you watch, read, or, and most importantly, what you share with other people. He goes, what we have not accounted for is that you can share things with other people that you despise. This is the gay pipeline on Instagram that got me. Okay. I got got by a gay Instagram pipeline. I think a lot this happens to a lot of people it's not just me. You're looking up that billionaire because I got a pipeline out. That's my point.

Dude I like to work out. I like to find workout videos. So I go on my explore page and I see a jackdude working out. He's like, three best ways to hit your pecs on chest day. And I'm like, all right, sick, I'll watch this. And I like it. And I'm like, this guy makes good content. I'm gonna follow him. And then the next day you get like four workout videos, all different jackdudes, all ethnicities,

all just working out, having a great time, bros, high fiving. And then the next day you get like a jackdude and like a speedo and you click that and you're like, oh, what workout is this? And it's just- Why are you clicking that? He's been trying to sell this shit for long.

I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you. It's a gay internet theory. You just like dude's bodies. It's fine, bro. That is true. What's the best way to come out to his mom? It's the internet guy.

I'm not gay. I'm a bodybuilder. I'm a bodybuilder. I'm a great bodybuilder. It's fitness. I like fitness. But so that's actually not, that's actually not what I'm talking brain roller. I'm a brain roller. Yeah. It's fitness. I like fitness. But so that's actually not, that's actually not what I'm talking about at all.

What do you mean? Because you like those videos. I like workout videos, but I don't like the gay dude and the speedo two guys hanging out at the beach on a yacht. But I also don't. Real quick, real quick. He's anti-semitism. Just real quick because he.

We're gonna get him. We're gonna get him. No, no, no. This is the exact opposite. Just, yeah, I want you. No, no, no. This is the exact opposite. I want you to have him ready to go. He tried to wedge his gay shit into something that got nothing to do with it.

What Elon is saying is you can interact with content that you don't like, and then we are gonna serve you more. Exactly, like when I see gay guys, and I'm like, oh, I don't like this, but then it serves me more. No, you interacted with gay guys that work out a lot enough to the point where they just started you sending you gay guys And you still like it. You just don't like it. They're gay. You like that. They're buff Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. You like everything you're seeing.

That's what happens, bro. You like Hitler. You see Hitler and you go, let's see what this guy's talking about. I do look at the quotes. Because everybody says he's such a good public speaker, but I never understood it with all the German, so I'm looking at the bars. And how do they get the ab definition? I just wanted to look. Nothing gay about that. How big is the print on this feedo? I gotta zoom in.

I was curious, where are they? They're in a multi-... Yeah, but you're not starting it like, this guy sucks and he's evil, but you're starting with, whoa, this guy's, what is his kumpf? You know what I mean? Because you want to know everything about it. You want to know his plan.

That's literally what you're looking for. No, I was curious what kind of workouts he was doing. Exactly. Because that's not gay. It's not gay. Doesn't make me a gay guy. The fact that you're even for? No, I was curious what kind of workouts he was doing exactly Gay, it's not gay You're even focusing on the gay part You you deny be gay Okay I might have fixed it.

What, this is your tabloid? This is the current Explore page. This is your non-burner? Oh, my Instagram ain't bad at all. Twitter is the cesspool. You know, that's the thing. I don't share any of this shit. I don't get it shared with me.

So why is it all of a sudden this, like? Oh, no, I share stuff. Yeah, but no, it's well, maybe if you don't share it, that's what they're sending you. If you just watch it at all, that counts as like a point. Sharing, what he said is sharing counts the most towards the algorithm, but what I think they've realized is you oftentimes share the worst things, the things you disagree with the most. If somebody says something awful about you or a group you care about, say again? Look how fucked up this is. Look how fucked up it is. You don't want to see more of it.

Exactly. But their algorithm is going, oh they really like this content, let's you care about. Say it again. Look how fucked up this is. Look how fucked up it is. You don't want to see more of it. Exactly. But their algorithm is going, oh, they really like this content, let's serve it up. So they're like, this is a fuck up and we've got to find a way to fix it. But I don't know if that's 100% true because the goal of the app is to get you to stay on the app. Yeah. So if you are sharing things, you're on the app.

Now your friends are also on the app. So they want to give you the things, they're making even more people interact. They're incentivized to keep you at all costs. So they might be saying, oh, we gotta fix that, but then your experience on the app is less engaging, and you might tap out. By showing them puppies they're on for an hour,

by showing them war footage they're on for an hour and a half. How long have you watched the Paralympics with other little like songs and other little things that they put into it? A long time. Yeah. If you just show the person doing the thing Paralympics with other little like songs and other little things that they put into it. A long time. Yeah. If you just show the person doing the thing without the cartoon music.

Did you know cartoon music was wild? Or was it? That is crazy. These people are nuts. We went to that adult circus, right? That's what it reminded me of. Are you sure circuses are just for kids? I feel like it's a lot of adult things.

Balance. Kids don't know nothing about that. Cannonballs. There's a lot of things kids don't know. Bearded ladies. Dwarfs. Yeah. It's just fantasy agenda. Bearded ladies is not a circus? Yeah. No, it's like carnivals.

What do you think a carnival is? It's a freak circus. Nah, there's a difference. The one with the think a carnival is? No, the one where you're like... It's a free circus. No, there's a difference. Like the one with the Ferris wheel and then it has all the little things, but circus... What Cirque du Soleil? Is that Circus for Adults? That's Circus for Adults.

That's Circus for Adults. That's what you went to. You guys are what are called... What? Or not. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. I don't even know what that is.

I don't know what Cirque du Soleil is. Yeah, I haven't been to that gay shit. I haven't seen all three or seven of them every time I go to Vegas and watch the newest one. Are you kidding? You look like somebody who repeatedly went to Blue Man Group. Because I know it's like up the block from you. It was a ride across the street? Yeah.

You did go to that. I went to a Blue Man Group. You look like you were in a circus, bro. I'll be honest, you got a circus vibe. Shut up, boy. It's true. Wait a minute. What's wrong with going to Blue Man Group a few times? You look like you were in a circus, bro. I'll be honest, you got circus vibes. Shut up, bro! It's true.

Wait a minute, what's wrong with going to Blue Man Group a few times? The fuck you want to see just guys in blue paint hitting drums for? That's just slap when you were younger, bro. You had to take the confetti out with you. So going to the subway, you see much more fucking. That's how I felt about what was it called, Stomp? Stomp was sick. I never went to that shit. Garbage?

Yeah, that's just the subway. Yeah, I mean, how removed from the subway are you? Yeah, it was just too much garbage. Drums on trash cans is crazy to you. When you're like 11, that's the coolest thing in the world. Yeah, it is for when you're young. That Blue Man Group was kind of young a little bit. Yeah, like a circus. Nah.

Look at this. Yes! Oh! What about when they eat all the marshmallows? He got a virus. Oh, this is crazy. He's like, how does anybody look at that and like, wow. And you went to that. Yeah, this is horrible, dude.

Multiple times. This interactive teaser. This is what they took to Kelly and Mark. This is what they wanted to take to national TV. Y'all are really hating on a brilliant thing, man. Haters. Y'all are hating on a brilliant thing. Insert that other shit, my boy.

Insert that shit. You gotta let it build, bro. Change the game on him. What in the fuck is this? It's just another thing to thank God for. Give him a second, here we go. This is an Asian blue man, you can tell by his face. What part of his face?

Just in general? His general face structure? Wow. This is fire, bro. Man, if my algorithm's serving this, I'd kill myself. Oh, sure. Y'all minorities don't understand culture, bro. Oh, look at him teasing. That's a joke.

Whoa. This is stupid. This is so hard. This is so cool. This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my life. Truly unbearable. Look at their blue. Look how blue they are. So cool. Look. And they attached it. And they blue they are. So cool.

And they attached it. And they keep them in business every year. This shit is still going now. They just turned the corner. Yeah, my man is Asian. I mean, this is incredible. How do you not go see this? Is that getting the crowd?

Oh shit. How did that happen? How did that happen? You're mesmerized. You haven't said shit in 60 seconds. Yeah, Al's lovely. Soft. Al's lovely. You soft.

Nah, this reminds me about the subway. I was like, alright, now I'll get a little good. This is fucking horrible. Yeah, this is really bad. That's incredible. Haters. Bravo. How do they do it?

Every time. Bravo. That's the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. Bravo. Bravo. That was terrible. That's why they have to go through so many guys because they off themselves. They just can't know the action.

Stick his head in the tube and wait to die. I'm sorry, it's not B2K, Al. B2K was lit. You know B2K was lit. Right now, he's got a deep cut. That's a deep cut. You know, put a little B2K performance to watch a Morian get fucking busy.

Stop it. Stop it. What's the shit? A Morian's a better dancer than any of those guys at performers. No. Look at that, swinging in on a rope. And they all got diddled by their manager

and still was so nice. Don't do it. Come on. Don't do it. Look how, yo, it's fire. Oh, look at that. How do they get the paint to look so realistic? The Black Man Group.

Yeah. You think this is better? Yeah, not even a question. Not even a question. What is it you like about this? The dancing is exciting. There's hot girls on stage. I know that's not something you're into,

but there's hot girls on stage. There's no paint. There's no paint at all. They haven't used one TV scene. The singing, fucking mutes on, playing the drums. Give us a fuck Come on, it's fire. I don't even think y'all believe this is fire Not even a question, nah It's more dynamic already look at this

Yeah, they need 12 people to do a blooming group didn't three Yeah, yeah three guys that were out of sync in the other shit you know these blue men were in sync oh that's fire oh look at that that's synchronized yeah look how synchronized that fire look at that that dude's better oh fire oh there's some fires in the back that's good oh wow they have water lights! Indisputably better than Blue Man Group. Don't be upset, bro. Come on. Come on. Indisputably better. Nah, that's disputable.

It's disputable. No, it's not, dog. Oh, shit. Look at that. You just like men dancing, y'all. Is that what you guys like? Blue Man Group. Look at them bodies.

This bitch is on stage here. Y'all like men doing sexy dance moves? Is that y'all thing? Yeah, I do. I do. As long as we can admit that. Yeah. What do you like about doing sexy dance moves? Is that what y'all think? Yeah, I do. I do. As long as we can admit that. Yeah. What do you think about? I like guys just playing the drums together.

Family and friends. That's what I like. A family band. Family band. A Blue Man. Y'all like guys gyrating their hips and their cock and so you're mouth and your face. That was an hour, that Blue Man group shit.

You went to that show for an hour and a half. It was probably an intermission. They probably had an intermission. And no part of you was like, let's go the fuck home. I seen it. I sat in the seats that were for 5'10 and under. How old were you? Oh, no.

What's wrong with those seats? Yeah, my bad. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. My bad. Come on. OK, listen. Listen, listen.

Fuck you both. Let's talk about something really on top of my mind, which is South Korea facing deep fake crisis as K-pop groups are suing. Just keep on reading it. I'm not reading that. That was on the top of my mind. That's on Telegram.

The whole problem is persisting on Telegram. Can you bring the things that are on the top of my mind back again? Bring his brain back. Yeah, just bring the things that are on the top of my mind. So another thing on the top of my mind right now, obviously there's this huge issue with Brazil. What is the problem? So they're blocking Twitter.

Oh. Blocking X. Wow. Who is? Tell us about it. So basically, Rodrigo and... Come on. Ronaldinho.

Yeah, Ronaldo and... Ronaldinho. Yeah, Ronaldinho and Renato, they were on Twitter and they were like, I don't like this stuff, there's too much free speech. And so they put a stop to it. No, they blocked Twitter because Dove stole their migrants. You gotta send the two girls back. They do have a great export. Yeah, dude.

Yeah. The best. Well, number one export. It might be. They've done a phenomenal job at that. Brazil nuts. Yeah. Guys, let me just see if there's anything

on the top of my mind. Did you guys not watch Joey Chesnack, Kobayashi? No, but can you tell us what the deal is with this Chase Bank scam, Al? You were fucking probably part of it. What? Do you know? Wait, what?

Why was he part of it? I don't know. He was in Europe. Yeah, he was in Europe off that Chase Bank money scam. No, what is the Chase Bank scam? Because that was occupying black Twitter for most of the weekend. Yeah.

It was a couple of days, but it wasn't a big scam. That's what a weekend is. It was not. It was a slew of days. A slew of days happened all back to back to back. One day, another day. It's like, how many days are we going to have, bro? The fuck's even happened with all these slews and days?

Oh, man. OK, can you tell us about this, Cam? So the little I know about it, it's just you'll have a ringleader and they'll make you open up a new account at Chase and then you have to give them your checks that you got from opening a new account. They give you checks that they got from someone else, any amount of money on it. Once they deposit it in that account, Chase approves like a certain portion of that check and then they can deposit it real quick. Withdraw real quick. Yeah. And then

they're all idiots because once the check doesn't clear, then Chase is like, we need our money back. This is bank fraud. It's just fraud. This is bank. And it's very traceable. That's the thing. It's very traceable. I know. I feel that way too. I think the Explorers... You guys are past this. I know. You guys are past this.

This is not good. I know. It's bad. It's bad. What is... I wish you didn't even bring it up there. It's on the tongue of my ass. I know.

Well, I don't understand. I'm like so confused that people thought they would get away with it. Son, I was in Hawaii. I'm kind of removed. And then I'm seeing all these people defraud and chase. I'm like, what's thought they would get away with it. I'm kind of removed. And then I'm seeing all these people defrauding Chase. I'm like, what's going on? Maybe there's money to be making. I see what they're doing. And I'm like, well, you're just going to jail.

Yeah. This is insane. Yeah. Yeah. And it's the worst type of crap, too, because it's federal wire fraud. They're doing some years. Guaranteed lies. I think they actually put videos of themselves online.

What in the faggin' about it? I think Chase was giving like almost the full amount. Like that was the actual... Yeah. Cause most banks will hold like 90% but I think Chase was just clearing... It was like a glitch. It was a mode deposit. And that's why they're calling it infinite money glitch.

Gotcha. Okay. And so you deposit $50,000 and get $50,000. Yeah. Yeah, some guy got like $800,000 and he thinks he's gonna get away with it. He showed his balance with like $100 one day or whatever and then eight hundred ninety four thousand or something And then from the end it's like okay, buddy. Good luck with this. You better flee the fucking country with this money Yeah, that's what they should have low-key. I mean, yeah

Yeah, you got a million to Thailand. You're good. Yeah, I mean then you gotta get all that cash out Now you would throw you withdrew. You can't fly with more than 10,000. I mean they got a check. Yeah, are they gonna check? Yeah Right, what do you mean? Have you seen wolf of Wall Street? You can fly They'll just check to see if you have it Yeah, but you ever seen a million dollars in cash. It's a lot of fucking money I don't know. I don't know if it's as big as we think it is. Because I think in our mind it was like these huge.

Yeah, I said I have no idea what that looks like. Yeah, like, I think in my mind it was like giant duffel bags that you're walking out of the banquet with. But I think a million dollars in $100 bills. You know, there's a scene in. This has some 20s in it. But that has 20s. Show me one million in a hundred.

There it is. That's a suitcase. So a silver suitcase is a million dollars. Mr. B showed me this. But they still scan it, right? Yeah. What your suitcase? Yeah. Well, it depends if you do check luggage and then well, they're not scanning. They just throw it on the plane. Don't those get scanned too? Because how do people just put coke in the shit and just... They do. That's where they put their coke. No. Yeah, I Don't think it's that easy guys

It's an infinite flying You know the electronic equipment we put on a plane every single week and never get asked about it They don't care but I'm saying if you have a whole suitcase full of money It's got to go through a TSA scanner thing. I'll look at it be like, oh what the fuck is that? Oh, if you check the back suitcase full of money, it's gotta go through a TSA scanner thing, I'll look at it and be like, oh, what the fuck is that? I'm saying if you check the bag. I think they, I think they, Yeah, I got a copy. They scan the check bag. I don't check bags.

Son, there's times where you open your bag and they put a little thing in it and say, hey, we went through your shit. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Take it to your body, yo. It's good. I know, it's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Okay, actually, actually. Since I've been traveling with Shifty, that's never happened to me. Right? It's not. It with shifting actually that's never happened to me Technically you're technically Andrew's right. Yes, all checked bags are scanned by the TSA TSA is required by law to screen all checked bags on commercial flights. So there you go You're right. Thanks. I like that. Sometimes it's all a test. Yeah, I know, it's all a test. Of course they're going to say that, you fucking idiots. Well, you think they're going to like throw a bomb in your check luggage and nobody will find it.

Of course they say it, but that's where you can put your guns, that's where you can put your knives, that's where you can put anything you want. They're not going to look for it. Infinite crime glitch. Yes. I think for a moment he really took the inch. They don't, no, no, no. That moment is still.

That moment exists in person. That moment is still in the past. That moment is still in the past. That moment is still in the past. That moment is still in the past. That moment is still in the past. That moment is still in the past. That moment is still in the past.

That moment is still in the past. That moment is still in the past. That moment is still in the past. That moment is still in the past for a moment he really took the inch. They don't. No, no, no. That moment is still. That moment exists in perpetuity. You're a fucking idiot. How? How they go check every bag?

How? How? How many people are employed in TSA to check every single bag? You know how long it takes me to pack my bag? They got to pack it, unpack it? Yeah, do you know mine? I gotta pack it, unpack it? You out of your mind? Try something on.

The scanner doesn't show up unmarked bills. Sorry. All you gotta do is wrap the unmarked bills in a couple hoodies and it just shows a hoodie. It can't go through and then through again. I believe you can get a million dollars in, fairly. Hell yeah. You're a bulk idiot. You know how I travel one time? You're not supposed to be smart. I snuck money into America. I believe you can get a million dollars in fairly

This was me smart money into America, so I travel one time with weed gummies I have both things zip and I'm running late. Look at that in the middle. I got it I got a flyer from TSA said they searched my suitcase. It's right next to the weed gummies. Nothing happened Just through the shit They care about gummies nothing happened Believes that this is a real thing. This is shows his back. That's a real picture of Andrew Schultz a grenade This is Andrew's bag when you go to Tucson, Arizona. Do you guys even know how, what is this shit called, infrared, x-ray? Do you guys even know how x-ray works? How does it work? This is how it works.

It could only go through two layers. Okay? So it goes through the layer that is the bag, so that's penetrating one layer, and then it goes one layer past that. the bag, so that's penetrating one layer, and then it goes one layer past that. That stuff in the bag. Wait, no, no, no, now you're in the bag. Now you're in the bag, now you're in the bag, right?

And then you have like a sweater or something like that. It goes through that sweater. If you put another layer over the money, that's three layers, it cannot go that far. The money's layered on layers. It cannot go that far. The money is layered on itself. They might even get one layer. He has one hundred dollar bill. He has a hundred dollar bill in it.

How could it see through all of it? It can't count. Do you think the X-ray infrared can count out? No! This guy's got twenty dollars. Broke boy. That's what it seems. They know there's a hundred dollars behind Exactly. They can't count the layers. But it's about the layers, dude. It can't go through layers.

If it kept going through layers, it would just see the bottom. I got you. Because it would see... No, you're right. Give me seven total. It would give... Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thanks. It would... Good catch. It would just go to the bottom of the pit saw straight through. Yeah. When some man looks at the door, does he see the inside of the door and the wood panes out? No!

Look at all the rings. No. See right through! That's against your point there. Really? Fuck your point. You see salt in there. Harry, fuck your point.

No, no, no, because I was going the other way. I was going, you go through the whole bag, you see nothing in it. Yeah. Okay. Do you see what I'm saying? Like the whole bag is empty because you're just looking at the bottom of the machine You're like, oh, there's never anything in a bag Why do you even have these?

Every single bag is empty Every bag is empty. Where are these people going? Nowhere Are you sure you're leaving for two weeks? It's so peculiar you just travel with heavy air Point is I'm positive you can sneak a million dollars out of the country somehow Well, how about your country then? There's no way it hasn't been, you don't think it's been done? You don't think people have gotten away with it?

They've sent children into this country. Look at this legend. Try to smuggle a pound of gold on his fryer's cap. Fucking brilliant. Wait a minute, how? Oh, he wore a... Oh, big. But that's, metal detector gonna get you on that though.

Yeah. Why would... That's dumb. Oh, but what if he has... does electrical tape block that shit? Son, if we all doing stupid theories, I'm gonna... No, no, no, don't do it, don't wiggle out of it. Don't bring me into that. What you mean?

You thought electrical tape stops... That used to wrap the coke in the black tape. That's not metal inside, dumbass. Dumbass. That's coke, dude. So then how's it blocking it from the scanner? I'm saying it's a metal detector. You fucking retard.

But the electrical tape has electrical impulse in it. Yeah, it blocks it. Yeah? No, it doesn't. How do you get caught? Actually, hold on. He's Indian. That's an extra layer.

That was a random check. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's. He's Indian. That's an extra layer. That was a random challenge. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's an extra layer, son. That's an extra layer. It goes back. OK, so now you and him. Electrical tape.

You can't fight both sides. He's right or he's wrong? I'm right or I'm wrong. He can't be safe. I got him. I'm on my side. All right, then. Marcus alone, dumbass.

Why don't they just bring why don't they bring cocaine into the country like that? Yo, if you really want to be safe, two layers of electrical tape, there's no way they can see it. There's no science. Even if they unwrap it, they got electrical tape. Nothing to do with that.

This guy brought electrical tape in the country, that's not illegal. Probably don't have it where he's from. He's really excited, he's trying to get all the electrical tape out. A ball of electrical tape, I don't know. 100%. Probably from Puerto Rico, they don't have electricity over here in bombast country. They just call it tape.

Shit. Put a little Vaseline on top. Yeah. Ow, ow, ow. What are you talking about? The sniffing dogs. The drug sniffing dogs. You think they can't get by a Vaseline? They can't go more than two layers, bro Hold on. No, no, no

You're saying to stop smell all you have to do is put Vaseline on just why did you tell him that son? I've been telling you that All over you Make you smell better Not dry Okay, can we just real quick, before we wrap up this episode, go back to the things at the top of my mind.

Let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up two times at least. Are we done teaching them how to smuggle a billion dollars out the country? I think so. Yeah. I mean. You're an idiot for thinking that.

You think they get the gist of it? I can't believe you think you can't get a million. Yeah, you're out of your mind. That's insanity. You don't think that gets done all the time? That's insanity. I don't think that gets done all the time. That's the same. I don't think it gets done all the time It gets done all the time Like in the scope of all the flights. It's happening a lot No

I think the people have a million dollars to get out the country are on private jets where they're able to just put their bags on Because they're in whatever private ship I don't think they're taking that's worth spending money on you can also do that So you can get a million dollars out of the country. Oh, now with that, Katniss. That's the whole thing this thing started with. But they're not taking a Delta flight. No, no, no.

You can figure it out. Here's the thing. That's my point. If you got a million and you left the country, you could figure it out. That's a good point because you got the cash. How do you pay for like a jetting cash? That's gonna be tricky,

because they're gonna immediately assume something crazy. Gift cards. You buy a lot of gift cards. You say these are good at Barnes and Noble. How do you even get the cash? How do you get the million dollars out the bank? Also, it's three feet tall. Because the ATM dispenses it.

You do your check, and the ATM is. Once you ask for more than 10,000, then the bank takes you to another room, and then you have to count the shit, they have to wait, they have to check, make sure the shit is okay. You hit a bunch of ATMs, yo. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. It's a glitch. It's an infinite money glitch. I thought ATMs were done. They have to wait they have to check make sure the shit is okay

ATMs were done. I'll be honest ATMs are done now. They're done looking at all this fucking shenanigans If I didn't say that that's fire If I didn't say that, that's fire. If I didn't say that before, that is fire, because ATMs are done for this reason. For this reason alone. You're just a little ahead of it. I was ahead of it.

Like, remember when you said on 910, there'd be no plane parts? No, I'm literally sitting there. I'm eating breakfast. I'm eating grapennuts for breakfast. I got whole milk. I'm letting the grapennuts sogg up. Yeah.

Brother and dad look up to me like, what's going on today? I was like, I don't know, but I know for sure what's not going on tomorrow is there ain't gonna be no planes crashing into buildings tomorrow. You were so close. Bro. Three fucking planes.

I know. Four. Four. One is disputable. Yeah, one might have been a missile. Man, I'm going to the gym today. This dude who's a doorman at Man, I'm going to the gym today. This dude who's a doorman at a building

on the way to the gym. I just always say what's up to him, dab him up. He got a great hustle parking people's cars illegally on the street to avoid, you know what I mean? Moves them when the street cleaning shit is coming and he's cooking. I go, I walk by, Puerto Rican dude, Dominican dude, he goes, he always says something, he's a great guy, like stand up, whatever. I walk by, he goes, I was, so

I was listening to your podcast with Dave Smith, he goes, let me tell you something. You cannot believe 9-11 was an outside joke. It was. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It has to be inside. It has to be inside, Joe. It has to be inside, Joe. One trillion dollars a well go away in the other building? This can't be from the outside. I go, I guess we'll never know. He goes, oh, we know.

Damn. You know what? Outside job. Outside job is fire. So good. Conspiracies got to Puerto Rico. That no, so I had this thought it's crazy It is proof that the conspiracy the like anti establishment conspiracy theorist is now just Completely ubiquitous. Yeah, we talked about this on the pod a little bit, but like it is now widely accepted by any Individual you had to be like somewhat fringe

to even seek out that information back in the day. Now it is, like he looked at me like I was crazy for even thinking that it could have been something that was planned by a foreign government that we had nothing to do with. Yeah. Yeah. Wild, right?

Had been outside. Scary talk. So what are the repercussions of that? January 6th, Everyone's waking up. You don't trust anything ever. But that's the thing. October 6th. The balls drop. Watch out. What is it like? No one trusts anything ever. No one trusts everything ever. And then I wonder if there's like a version where Hmm Hmm, I don't know. I gotta think on this a little bit more but yeah, no interest anything ever

But I actually that's what I assumed it was right. I thought I was like, that's the end game It's like no one trusts everything ever. I actually don't think it's that I think that more people Trust the most salacious thing that they've read Right, I actually think it starts to flip. Like I think like the conspiracy theorists, once it becomes calmly accepted in everybody, to find some version of truth that nobody knows about, because that is a thing that's like addictive,

is they start not trusting anything. And then the regular people, the everyday people, start trusting every conspiracy. We didn't go to the moon, we didn't do these things, but they blindly trust it. And now that they feel that they're lied to, and they have been lied to, any piece of information that is consistent with like government organization, a big corporation lying, they immediately subscribe and believe. Yeah.

I think you also get like North Stars of truth. People all have different sort of like truth finders or tellers and they only trust their person. So if someone goes, no, this is the truth, 20% of the population trusts that guy, 20% trust another person and so on. So there's like four or five quote unquote truths. But now you've got to unradicalize all these people who are seeking that North Star in someone who's feeding them conspiracy theories. Yeah So it's like you have to unravel

Their addiction to conspiracy and it is hyper addictive like it's so awesome to learn that shit, right? like I've gone through this probably a hundred times this podcast from the Fed to fucking What else? Pavel Durov? Whatever Disney shit when you were like a kid.? Pavel Durov, whatever. Disney shit when you were like a kid. Remember DisneyLies.com? That was awesome.

So, yes, that's a tricky one. I wonder what the effects on society of that are. It's like, okay, you know how you can speak about religion and hopefully this doesn't seem reductive, but whether or not you believe it to be true, it has served people well in terms of organizing them, organizing behavior, creating punitive measures for behavior that's not good for an organized society.

It has held humanity together. Maybe it hasn't, but at least I at least give it some credit for doing that. Based on things that may or may not be true, we've just subscribed to them. And because of that, it holds humanity together. Right? Is that a fair assessment? Okay, let's build on that. So, and not to be insulting to any religion, but let's just say, every religion believes the other one is lying about something. So these quote unquote lies or not guaranteed truths are holding society together. So if that's not religion, let's say that that is government propaganda or whatever

it is, that has also played a role in holding society together. That is the religion of the nation, if you will. What happens when there is a complete breakdown of the religion of the nation, if you will. What happens when there is a complete breakdown of the religion of the nation? What happens when there's a breakdown of the religion that is the religion and the religion of the nation? Like, what happens to that? What happens to these people who are just now

wracked with anxiety because they don't believe in their God and they don't believe in their government? Fuck! Now you're just hooked up on pills nonstop. in their government. Fuck. Now you're just hooked up on pills non-stop. Maybe that's a conspiracy. Maybe the pharmaceutical companies don't want you to believe in God and don't want you to believe in the government narrative, and they just want you

to sit there and be anxious so you can be on Prozac all day. I don't know, again. I don't know, I do think that like, I think that the ability to make conspiracies is a way to sort of pacify cognitive dissonance with a large fraction of the population. I believe a specific thing. The government lies, if that is your thing, or I'm a Republican or I'm a Democrat. And then anything that sort of goes against that, the availability of information and narrative writing by conspiracy theorists or people that come up

with alternative theories is a way to ameliorate that feeling of, oh, this can't be true. And I think people have always had that. The internet has just given us access to it. I think the feeling of, oh, this president got assassinated, what's the conspiracy? That's always been around since forever, it seems like. But I just think the internet's given people access to all the information. and then we're also now aware that the government lies to us all the time

Yeah, I think that's and that creates a ton of distrust for people are like, alright I will never believe anything Whatever you say is the opposite now you have an issue on a scratch and every piece of information that helps you scratch it is a piece Of information that you're gonna digest and you're gonna probably believe wholeheartedly. Or at least give a little credence to. Ooh, I'm just saying, what is the, assuming that this doesn't change, and I think that the pendulum do swing a year from now,

after the election, it could be completely neutered version of what this is, but let's say it doesn't, it just gets crazier and crazier. What does that map out to 10 years from now? Like where is the faith? Yeah. Because I think we do crave that. We crave order, we crave understanding.

I think it goes back to religiosity. I think it goes back to things that are infallible and sort of undemuncable. So that means. So this is actually really interesting. Depends. Well, it depends on the religion, of course, right? But this is interesting. We know that corporations will lie.

We know that governments will lie. We know that just people in power in general will probably lie. God doesn't lie. God doesn't lie. Whether or not these things that he's saying have happened, he doesn't lie. And in a world of lies, it might be comforting to choose to believe in that truth because there's no way to prove it wrong. Like even use some sort of logic and go, ah, well, this couldn't have happened at this date because date because yada yada yada. But the idea of humanity that is given to you by the grace of God, if you choose to submit yourself to that is infallible. And that might just be more comforting in a world full of things that you kind of chosen not to believe in any of them.

full of things that you kind of chosen not to believe in any of them. So maybe it is a return to religiosity simply for the comfort, not even heaven. You know what I mean? Doesn't God lie to Adam? About what? And Eve, he says, don't eat this apple, it'll kill you. No, he says don't eat it because then you'll possess the knowledge of good and evil or something. I thought he said it'll kill you. Ignorance is bliss is what he's trying to say. Oh, no, and then I think there's something to the effect of, and then you will die.

Which basically is like that humanity is now capable of death, where I think Adam and Eve were... You're always capping for your boy, huh? Just fucking stand up for him. Not only my boy, did Jews boys, Muzzy's boys... The boy. That's true. The boy, you know what I'm saying? I. Not only my boy, dude. Jews' boys. Muzzy's boys. The boy. That's true. The boy, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. I'm gonna look into that shit. We're all son of Adam, Miles. Listen, you can find a million lies.

No, I'm sure I'm sure. You can find a million, what is it called? I was trying to pin Mark there. There's so many different ways that you can pin him. No, you can't. When it comes to religion, of course. Unfortunately. Fortunately, the one holy Catholic and apostolic church, they got that. They got the only guy that can pin Catholicism of the priests

Yeah, fake news Fake news. I don't think people go back towards the church I think people just get more and more disconnected and Stop caring about what's happening in the world. Everybody just lives in their isolated bubble and just like, all I care about is my home and my family. That's tend to your garden. That's it. Segregate, separate, equal. I think that's...

I mean, in theory, that's a great idea. It's a great idea. It's just it wasn't equal. It was communism. So then what like dictates your ethics when you're tending to your garden? What makes you feel good? Simply speaking what makes you feel good is what got us here in the first place. In what way? What do you mean? Like indulgences. You know, I think the root of almost every religion is to like push back on indulgence.

Maybe to simplify all religion to that is reductive, but there's not a doubt that every single religion from Buddhism to Christianity Yeah, Eastern faith for sure is overcome your senses and everything your senses wants. Yeah, but I'm saying what makes you feel good in like morally, not just But where are those morals based on? Like if we remove Abrahamic religions, if we remove Eastern philosophy, like what is it based on? I think the problem is oftentimes you might gravitate towards doing what makes you feel good and oftentimes doing what makes you feel good in the moment makes you feel like shit the next day or days after. And the discipline required to like live a life that makes you feel good is to reject the things that are indulgent in the immediate future.

Sometimes, like, you know, having some, if we just get fucking drunk it's gonna make us feel good, but like the next day we're gonna pay for that shit. I don't know. I don't know. But it's a weird thing. Yeah. Maybe you grew up with this, Mark, you're younger than us, but like my generation, we just implicitly trusted what the government told us, what the history books told us, but like my generation, we just implicitly trusted what the government told us, what the history books told us. I had a history teacher in middle school, Mr. Davis, that taught a somewhat alternative version of the Civil War and somewhat for back then standards, not even close to right

now. But he did this thing about like, it wasn't about slavery, it was about states' rights, which now is a very commonly understood take on. It was the states' rights to own slaves, but it was still the states' rights issue, and this is important for the foundation of America because we are a bunch of states that should be able to determine their laws and blah, blah, blah, doesn't matter. But I remember learning that in that class being like, what, like some shit that we were taught

wasn't exactly what this guy's on it, oh my god. Like that was conspiracy almost. Yeah. And that's how much we just trusted everything. Yeah. And now I feel like every class could be littered with that. Every war. Every conflict.

I mean, the fact that we teach now in school that like we just fake blew up a boat to get us into Vietnam is insane, right? Yeah. Like it's a crazy... Yeah. Is that song in school? Yeah. It really... It's tough.

Oh, really? That's a lot. What? That's crazy. What? That's crazy. My bad. The government just said my school? Yeah. Really? Oh, really? That's a lot. Wow, that's great. What? That's great. My bad.

The government just said my bad. Yeah. What does that do to you even as a kid? Like you lose faith in the institution as well. Yeah. Yeah, but then you're more realistic and like honest about what it is. I don't know. It also like makes it like a precedent to keep governments accountable.

Like, oh, you're going to be taught in a history book for what you actually did. That you actually did a false flag to basically create this thing. Maybe that is a good point. Maybe when we keep governments accountable, they'll try to pull off less of the false flags. You would hope. Insha'Allah. Insha'Allah.

But yeah, that's kind of my approach. I like seeking out conspiracies with the mindset of like This is bullshit and I'm gonna figure out why mmm, and then you start reading something you're like Oh, this part is actually true, but then these three parts are bullshit or you read some shit. You're like, oh, is it just a hundred percent true? That's crazy Hmm, that's kind of fun cuz then you get to indulge in the conspiracy which is just really fun content And then you try to steel man it and if you can't if you can't if you're like, yo I'm good if I could successfully steal it, then maybe it's true.

So we go to the moon or what? I don't know. I think probably. I think we went. I think probably, but I think some of the footage might be fugazi. Yeah, I think all of it is. But I think they did go. Because can't you see the tracks of the rover to this day? No, no.

Like, I think NASA has like an open information policy, so I think that there are still remnants of our trip to the moon. Oh yeah, there are. I mean, there's a flag. You should be able to see all of it. There's no wind up there. Sorry? There's no wind or anything to like the rover.

Right, so nothing would move. The atmosphere is going to be the exact same. So if we can still see the tracks, if we can still see all this evidence, then why would we... I think there's a laser on the moon that you could after effect. exact same. So if we can still see the tracks, if we can still see all this evidence, then why would we? I think there's a laser on the moon. Done it after the fact. Say again? Easily done it after the fact.

But we have to go there to do it. Yeah. Oh, you're saying that moon landing was fake, but we went back. Oh, we went like the 80s or something. Dude, that's tricky to pull off. Like, yeah. What, you would just say it's your second? Whatever.

Yeah. This is, I mean, according to science.howstuffworks, as cool as it would be to gaze up at the moon and see the lunar rovers, it's just not possible. In force, there's no telescope on Earth powerful enough to spot any of the objects that have been left behind. Not even Hubble could see what's left on the moon is designed to collect faint light of galaxies, not objects. I thought there's a satellite there that can see it.

I think there's a laser on the moon that you can point at and bounce back at. You can point and get a mirror. Yeah. Yeah, there's a mirror on the moon. Okay, so there's some shit that we put there. Yeah. Yeah. The question is, was it put there in 69? I think so. But some of the footage, I'm like, maybe that's too gazing.

I mean, I would have faked all that footage. I'm like, could it get destroyed on your way back? Like, the live streaming capabilities? I'm like, maybe they weren't live streaming? I don't know. Yeah, don't live stream it faked all that footage. I'm like could it get destroyed on your way back like the live streaming capabilities I'm like maybe they weren't live streaming. I don't know. Yeah, don't live sure they call that. Well, they did live stream Yeah, I'm saying fake all the like fake the live stream. Yeah, do it. I'm fine with all that. That's great But I think the Soviets would have called us out They probably did but yeah, no, but like I'm assuming they would have been like hey, they didn't go to the moon This is all fake. Yeah, I bet that that was an out of there. Did they say but like I'm assuming they would have been like, hey, they didn't go to the moon, this is all fake. Yeah, I bet that was the narrative there. Did they say that?

I'm sure. I don't know if they said that, I've never seen it. I mean, I would have said it if I'm them. Yeah. You know? But yeah, I don't know, I think probably. Anyway, my boys, great to be back. Great to see y'all.

I think that's it. Yeah. I think that's it. I think that's it. Patreon, we gotta talk about some of this other stuff. Oh that's right. We actually have some more things to the top of my mind. I was looking at the top of your mind. You didn't get all this out. We definitely need to

talk about M. Pox and EEE. Oh yeah, you know they changed the name of Monkey Pox? To M. Pox and EEE. Oh yeah, you know they changed the name of Monkey Box? To M-Pox. Yeah. Wow. Why? What's funny, brother?

Nothing to me. Nothing to me is funny. I mean, you're kind of laughing. Maybe you can explain it on Patreon. You're still smiling. Yeah, maybe explain it on Patreon. Yeah, maybe you gotta explain it on Patreon. Bye, everybody.

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