Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Penny For Your Thots

Episode Date: April 2, 2019

This week Andrew, Akaash, and Kaz discuss Porzingis being in trouble, Harden being close to being MVP, the best chicken tenders ever, Jesus winning against Ghandhi, and more. INDULGE!!!

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And then people DM me The whole weekend Like yo how do we get in Can we get into the show What can we do Da da da Yes you can get into the show If you buy tickets early

That's how you get into the show We do a limited amount of shows In every single place The goal is we sell out everyone And that's it Okay And then you could do bigger venues And then nobody would

Nobody has a problem It'll be a little easier to get tickets So the thing is this We go in I'm gonna tell you guys Full disclosure how I work I go in there I tell the comedy club

I go I think I can sell this many shows out And they go do you want the whole weekend I say no I don't want the whole weekend I want this many shows And we're gonna sell those motherfuckers out So you guys hear about these shows before anybody else. Please believe I announce them here before I even let the clubs blast an email to everybody

so you guys get tickets first. So we're coming to Cleveland one night only, okay? Two shows, 4-13, that's April 13th at the Hilarities Comedy Club. Then we're going to the Austin Moontower Comedy Festival. That one's a little weird because I think you've got to buy a badge or something to go see the shows. It's like one of these festival things. Is it Austin City Limits? No, no.

It's called Moontower. Moontower. It's a comedy festival they got in Austin. Yeah. So Austin's dope. And matter of fact, when we're there, I want to hit up that BSR Surf Ranch. So if any of y'all got the plug at the surf ranch, we're going to go do that. Alex and I are surfers now.

Alex got his surf on this weekend. We're show you we'll talk about that later uh and then i'm gonna be down in dallas okay i'm gonna be the third and the fourth uh of may technically addison the addison improv but that's close enough to dallas i'm gonna just call it dallas it's dallas all right bet um then nash Nashville. Nashville, one night. Okay. Zanies, Nashville, 5-18. Then I'm in Columbus, Ohio, May 24th and 25th. That's one of my favorite clubs in the country. That's an amazing club. I love Funny Bone in Columbus.

Best chicken tenders of any fucking food establishment I've ever been to in my life. My name is a comedy spot. Fam, the chicken tenders. Okay, first of all, it seems almost hacky to say, but they're very tender. It's a very tender tender. No, no, no, but that is not the selling point.

I know it sounds crazy, but there are times where you get a chicken tender and it's like a little rubbery. It's like bread. It often breaks a little bit like bread. There's too much batter on it, so it's not a lot of meat. Oftentimes, you get a chicken tender, and it's almost like the batter is a shell, and then the meat is inside it, but they're not even connected. Funny bone chicken tenders.

I'm doing a plug for them right now. I am giving them the whole fucking... Listen, the chicken tender is going to be smacking. Wait for it. Wait for it. Ready? You guys found an order extra that weekend. Chicken tender, right to be smacking. Wait for it. Wait for it. Ready? You guys thought I was going to order extra that weekend. Chicken tender.

Right? Here it is. I know this sounds crazy. The, I don't know, the breading? Breading? Yeah. The breading almost crumbles off. It's like almost wet.

Oh, it like breaks off in your mouth? Bro, it is crazy, dude. It is crazy. Like, we had a trash version of them in Orlando where they still not bomb. They were good. It was like, comedy club food is notoriously bad. Terrible.

Like, awful. Y'all can attest to this. Oh, yeah, no. Just bar food in general. Bar food in general. And then imagine, like, even worse. It's worse than bar food. It's worse than bar food because the bar don't have-

Are these the chicken tenders? Are these the famed chicken tenders? No, no, no, no. Don't disrespect them. Don't disrespect them. That's disrespectful. Take that down right now. I had to take that down right now, man.

You're being disrespectful. But the size of a chicken tender itself is- There's so many different ways. It is not a Popeye's chicken tender. It is not like a KFC chicken tender where it's that hard, crunchy crust. I don't mind that, though. I like it. It's a different type.

I'm with you on that. It's a different type. I'm with you on that. It's a different type. This is a succulent. It is a succulent delectable little treat. How did you find out about it? Because you don't normally I don't even eat bread. Yeah.

Okay, I don't eat bread, but when I'm at the comedy club, there's something nothing to get, so I go chicken tenders, fries. There's a little bit of breading on it. Have you had other food besides the chicken tender? Maybe it's all slapping. Fam, no. Really? I've tried the other food. I tried chicken tenders, fries. There's a little bit of breading on it. Have you had other food besides the chicken tender? Maybe it's all slapping.

Fam, no. Really? I've tried the other food. I tried the other food and I went right back to the tenders. There goes the plug, first of all. Guys, I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you right now. There's something in knowing what you're good at and what you make well.

Fam, fam, I've gone to other Funny Bones and I've asked if it's a recipe they all have because there's another good Funny Bone. Liberty Township is a good Funny Bone. They have good chicken tenders. As a matter of fact, I'm going to be there as well. But we'll talk about that another time. All I'm saying is Columbus, we're going ham on the chicken tenders.

After we sell out the show, we have to sell out the chicken tenders or it's not a success. Then I'm going to be in St. Louis at Helium Comedy Club the 31st of May and then the 1st of June and then Ann Arbor, the 7th of

Ann Arbor Michigan's outside Detroit, Michigan white Detroit as some people nobody calls it that I call it that Jury is white Detroit. Great. Great town is like wait. Is there like a great town? Yeah, I love I was in Detroit dog I liked it. It's like what Austin probably was before the hipsters ruined it. Yeah It's like what Austin probably was before the hipsters ruined it. Yeah. Mid-Downtown is really nice. So there's a little hipster community in Detroit? Yeah. I mean, that's what they do.

They move into poor neighborhoods and move out all the poor people. There's like casinos there and shit too. But they bring it back. Yeah, but it's not like annoying yet. Like the StockX headquarters are there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Greek Town is cool. There's a good little Greek food out there. So we can have some fun.

I saw a movie. Yeah, no, it's a little over there. I saw Creed 2 there. I told you this. Me and my homie Don is doing food out there. We can have some fun. I saw Creed 2 there. I told you this. Me and my homie Don is doing shows out there. Saw a movie. $4 to see Creed 2, brand new. And if we wanted the reclining seats, $4.75.

Wow. They ain't climbed out the recession yet. My God. And it's lovely. It's like going to India. You got an exchange rate. I think weed's legal there too. I think weed's legal there too.

See, I would feel very uncomfortable just being in a movie theater where somebody couldn't afford the 75 cents to lean back like that would make me feel like looking at those people

who are like 75 cents changed their day the fact the fact that there's gonna be people looking up at you with the reclining seats

nah B this rich motherfucker two old black ladies walked in you know immigrants in Brownfield in general I think we'll eat in the theater but. This rich motherfucker. Two old black ladies walked in. You know, immigrants, in Brownfield in general, I think we'll eat in the theater. But I had never seen this.

Two old black ladies walked in with a full bag, opened it up, three Tupperwares come out. Oh, that's normal. These bitches are... That's meals, dude. I was about to say.

That's full meals? That's how we grow up, bro. You kidding me? Snacks, but like a fucking... No, meal. I go with the Chinese food, chopsticks, all that. I snuck an oxtail in some movie one time, bro.

Dead ass. Anyway, guys, go to TheAndrewStroles.com right now. Get those tickets right now. Cleveland's moving quick. It's only a couple of weeks away, so no excuses. Get on them shits. And then next week, I got a very special announcement I'm excited to share with you guys. I almost want to share it with you guys right now.

Go for it. Go for it. We can. Don't cock tease me, bro. No, there's some good stuff. Some good stuff happening. Some good stuff happening. So I have to wait until next week, but I'm excited to let you guys know.

So next week you guys will know. Yeah, go, go, go. Yeah, this Thursday, Wally Mania. Tickets are damn near sold out. Get it. But fuck. By the time this comes out, they'll probably be sold out. But I'm just going to say it anyway.

Appreciate you having Wally come on the podcast. That was really dope of you. He's not in town yet, bro. There's always the Friday edition. We get Wally. We get Wally. Have a nice, depressing-ass episode with Wally. Wally, what are you upset about this week?

We're doing the shit to the media this week. Is he? No, we're both doing it, yeah. Wally in a good headspace these days. Very good. We're doing like Good Day New York and shit. Whoa.

Yeah, and like Hypebeast and a bunch of like fucking video game channels. Well, that's dope. Yeah, it should be fun. But yeah, get tickets to Sony.com.

Go support Wale Media, man. We got to get behind that. Go support it. Yes, sir. Bring all the assholes come through. Next, I got to shout out the, I got to do a special shout out

to the Flager Media Group, man. Not only for, you know for really cooking on these ads, but they're building out the Flagrant Media Group website. We got patrons that have helped us in every city film. I got to shout out the people that were helping us in Orlando.

It's John, Jonathan, Ayana. Jonathan is a sweet kid. He's 21 years old. He looks like he's 14 years old. And we had Wheezy from Horrible Decisions. Her mom came to the show. Shout out Wheezy Moms. Wheezy Moms. Wheezy Mom. There's like video. I think you have the video. She just started

talking about how she'd never done anal but the tip went in and this kid just goes oh my god he was fucking floored and the mom just laid in kept going on and on and leaning in bro she was telling stories about like the people fucking like crazy in studio 54 she was telling a story and this poor kid he he kept on saying i can't imagine my mom doing i can't imagine my mom talking like that i can't imagine my mom talking weird to hear your mother-in-law talking like that that's a hard thing man weasley's mom said

i'm uh i'm one of the best blowjobs in the world and we were like what and she was like listen when you've had at least five guys say that you are the best blowjob in the world. And we were like, what? And she was like, listen, when you've had at least five guys say that you are the best blowjob in the world, that's how you know that you're one of the best blowjobs in the world. And she's like, and we're not talking about guys who don't get blowjobs a lot. We're talking about guys with some experience.

And when they say you're number one, that means you're number one. And this poor kid just goes, Jesus Christ. Bro, he was sweating. He couldn't believe it. Right? This adorable kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Really good kid. Adorable kid. And so shout out to Ayana and then Ayana's boyfriend as well. We're going to get his name right now. But Ayana, Marcus, and Jonathan, man, they took photos at the shows, man. It was a crazy weekend. This lady had a seizure at the show. I heard. I saw the tweet. That shit was fucking nuts, man. It was a crazy weekend. This lady had a seizure at the show. I heard.

I saw the tweet. That shit was fucking nuts, man. That was hilarious. Bro, Alex and I... It was hilarious? Oh, my God. Alex and I are chilling in the green room. Alex and I are chilling in the green room, right?

And one of the waiters just walks in the green room and goes, someone's having a seizure. Somebody call the ambulance. No, they didn't. It wasn't even cold. Oh, you should have hit that on the stage. Oh, man. So he goes, the person runs in and goes, someone's just had a seizure, right?

We're like, what? What? And then we just kind of sat there. We didn't really know what to do at that point. What are you supposed to do with that boy? Yeah, what are you doing with a seizure, right? So I was like, all right, fuck it. Let's go see what happened.

Now, the feature's on stage, right? Excuse me. For everybody who hasn't been to a comedy show, listen right now. The feature is the act that goes before the headliner. So he's on stage. Or the middle act, right? So the feature's still on stage. Funny dude named Pedro from Orlando.

Pedro's on stage. Woman has a seizure. Audience starts looking at the woman. And then my man just puts the mic back in the mic stand, walks off stage. So now nobody's on stage. Well, I can't follow that. Right? Nobody's on stage.

They turn the lights all the way up, right? You got to understand, both these shows been sold out. Wait, talk about, talk about, talk about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is the lady okay? We'll see. We'll see. So listen, you're getting into the wrong parts of the story.

Let us have some joy. Oh, yeah. So, we're going. Now, keep in mind, both these shows sold out, right? Right. This bitch ruining everybody's time. Motherfuckers are there for a show, right? They're getting one.

They're there for a show, and they are there because they want to see me, man. They've been waiting to see me for a minute. These people are legit fans. And they fuck with me. And they've been listening to this podcast. They've been listening to Idiots. And I'm finally in Orlando. It means a lot to them that I'm there.

And I walk out and I go see this girl. And she's down in the middle of the whole fucking. She's not on the side. She's in the middle, bro. The middle of the whole club. 400 people in the club. And in the middle bro The middle of the whole club 400 people in the club And I'm at the aisle And I'm about to walk in And this dude pops up

And he goes Oh Schultz what's up And I was like Hey what's up man And he goes Yo this shit crazy right And I'm like yeah And he goes

Yo it's a bad time to ask for a pic or I go I go I go I go Yeah it's a bad time To ask for a pick But someone having a seizure He goes

No no no That's cool That's cool But you chilling after the show Right For a pick I'm just saying man If I just want to get

A pick real quick I'm like bro We'll figure it out That's fame dog I real talk That's one of the few times I got a little jealous of Andrew People don't care about

Motherfuckers dying They still need the pick Wait for it. So we go, right? I go. Now, everybody, lights are on. So some people are starting to notice that I'm there, right? And they're starting to see me.

And I'm trying to see the woman, but she had passed out. Apparently Harlem Shake. Fall out of her chair. And then she's on the ground, right? So I can't see her. Right. I walk into the middle of the aisle to see if I can see her, right? She's laying down there, face white as a ghost.

Right. Right? Like super white. She's starting to come to a little bit. Right. She's starting to come to a little bit. Nobody else knows besides the people directly there. There's nobody on stage.

It's go time, baby. It's go time, baby It's go time I walk on stage I start roasting this bitch For dying at my show bro I'm laying into this chick For dying at the show Bro This girl

She's Yo Some of the most Cringeworthy Hilarious moments In my life They didn't come on board Just yet

Right I had to work I had to work Bro I had to work hilarious moments in my life. They didn't come on board just yet. Right? I had to work. I had to work. You gotta lean in. You gotta lean in. I leaned in, right? So at first,

I started kind of acknowledging what's going on, telling people, and I realized I'm already on stage. We'll see if we got some jokes, this, that, the other, right? We're doing it. The paramedics walk in, right? Wearing mad small t-shirts, right?

Looking like Chippendales. It looked like strippers showed up to the show, right? Wearing mad small t-shirts, right? Looking like Chippendales. It looked like, it looked like strippers showed up to the show, right? So I just started roasting the shirts that they're wearing. They're trying to save

this lady's life and I'm just going in on it. They can't say shit because they got to save the lady's life. They don't even got to stretch her. They're walking the lady out by like holding her hands.

It's Orlando, dog. Bro, the people at the show, the people at the show, we're like having fun. We're starting to roast and everything like that. Shit's going in, right? By the way, we have videotaped every show.

So we have videoed this. Alex is smart enough to tell the people at the audio to go, turn the audio back on because we're recording their audio. Right? So we're recording. So they start taking the person out. And I think I said- You're turning Alex as sociopathic as you,

the bitch of time. Come on, it's content. We losing audio. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let me tell you, I had a moment I realized I ain't shit. Okay, go. So when Shorty hits the ground or whatever

and we hear about it, so I rush out there because the first thing I'm thinking about is Wheezy's mom. So I'm panicking. Oh, fuck, dude. I climb over chairs and shit, looked over.

I saw it wasn't Wheezy's mom. I was like, all right. I hate shit. I did not give a shit. Bro, it was one of those moments where it was like, once we started going, when it was like, I don't even remember what I said in the beginning. I don't know if you remember. I have no clue what I was saying.

I have no clue. Yo, there's a good... It's like, yo, Shorty was like, hold on, shake it a little bit. And then he started doing the shakes. I was like, yo! So she's still there, right?

It's not like she had left yet. She's not even in the clear. She's still on the ground. We're trying to figure out if she's dead or not. And he's cracking jokes. You got to keep it real. You got to remember, this is Florida, right?

So Florida. They used to a little dead. They used to a little wild shit in Florida, right? So it was one of those things where. It was one of those things where. It's just one death. We go. I remember I was on stage.

And they took her out. And I'm just looking at the audience. And I was like, you know was like you know what man I Could tell y'all really wanted a show tonight You know and they start clapping and then it kind of calms down is cuz y'all look at this bitch like hurry up We got a babysitter motherfucker You get the seizure or figure it out outside they dragged this shit out We went right into the show

And this fucking lady This fucking lady in the front row Second row Across from Wheezy's mom Not even lady Girl White girl Obviously

White girl Obviously She goes She goes I'm making some jokes She goes That's not funny You can't joke around about that

Right? I go I'm making some jokes. She goes, that's not funny. You can't joke around about that. Right? I go, I forget exactly what I said. Something like, why can't we joke around about it? You can't joke around about it. You know, this is wrong. Something happened. And I'm like, whatever.

It's funny. I don't know exactly what I said. Somehow I ask her what she does for a living. Right. Oh, I say, maybe I'm like, this is what I do. I make people laugh. Okay, this is what I do for a living. So I'm going to do my job. I go, what do you do for a living. Right. Oh, I say, maybe I'm like, this is what I do for, I make people laugh. Okay, this is what I do for a living. So I'm gonna do my job.

I go, what do you do for a living? She's like, I'm a paramedic. I'm like, the fuck you ain't do anything, bitch. I was like, you mad at me because you didn't do anything. And I start laying into her. The place erupts. Yeah.

I start laying into her. She starts fake crying, right? She starts fake crying and then doing this. She wiping her tears away with one She starts fake crying, right? She starts fake crying and then doing this. She's wiping her tears away with one finger like a cartoon, right? Nobody wipes their tears like this. She's going like this, like this. And I go, oh, my God, you white lady, you.

You would make someone almost dying from a seizure about you. You would make this whole thing that you're the fucking victim. People start going crazy. Man, it was so, the guy in front of her was on a date with her, and I was like, bro, you got to get rid of this girl. He goes, he goes, I'm chewing her out, and that's it. He goes, if she dies, she dies. I'm like, we can't have more than one tonight, guys.

That's dope. We get into the show. The show was dope Everything was cool man After the show We found out that the woman died So Really

Nah I'm just joking Nah I can't believe what I just said Not for one second This motherfucker is so selfish, you can even let the listeners enjoy it. Nah, nah, they got it. No, I must ruin the fun for everybody listening

to prove that I know what was really going on. You know what you first said when you got on stage? You were like, yo, I'm low-key kind of jealous because I wish I killed the bitch. Yeah, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If someone's gonna die

on my show it gotta be me I might be the last non-sociopath in this entire room maybe I may be the editor the only people

just like cringing like oh my god bro you gotta be that that shit was funny I bet it was I bet it was I saw a girl pass

that lady pass at a Sinbad show and then he just started making fun of her she's like she's just trying to get out of paying the bill just started then paid the whole table's checks and that was it like just a hero man but yeah that's yo we had a fucking good time in florida man we went surfing we took al surfing nice how's that

struggle struggle yeah the puerto rican jeans didn't kick in, man. Bro, Puerto Ricans don't, Puerto Ricans surf? No, they can swim, the island people. I mean, y'all in the water, that doesn't mean y'all surf. That's true, that's true, yeah. That's like, nah, but they're Puerto Ricans that surf. Really?

Yeah. Name one Puerto Rican who surfs. Uh, Rodrigo. Y'all don't know Rodrigo the surfer? Y'all don't know Rodrigo the surfer?

For real? Bro, Rodrigo the surfer's legit, bro. Dead ass Alex, I'm not going to lie. Rodrigo. Alex Brave, bro. We took Alex out into the water, right? He goes surfing. First of all, I love surfing, and I'll tell you guys something about surfing in a second,

but we take Alex out into the water. Alex tries to get up way too fast. Like, like okay there's no way i can stand up on a surfboard oh i get you up on a surfboard easy that's easy we got we got that that's easy i promise you i get you up on a surfboard promise matter of fact so alex alex is uh he's trying to get up too fast it's like the excitement like the second he's on the wave he wants to be up but he doesn't want to be balanced do you know what i'm saying it's like do you remember the first time you fingered a girl vividly okay so the first time you finger a girl it's like you're just trying to jam in right you're not trying to warm up really no i didn't know i was like

scared of pussy i was just like like. Yeah, I was just surprised she let me that close. I thought I was the bitch because I was like, nah. I think I was only going like one muscle in and I'm thirsty shit. You're just a rapist.

You're just finger raping bitches. No remorse. So yeah, you know, we were just jamming and going. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hashtag she going. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hashtag she too. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

There's only one rapist in New York. That's Chris Das Pasingas, okay? Oh, right. I broke the chair. But it's okay. It's fine. He's not in New York, though. Listen.

So, I know we shipped him over to y'all. We shipped him to a place that could accept that kind of behavior. When that story came out, when the story came out about Chris Naspersingas, and the story was, the story was essentially Chris Naspersingas told a black woman that she was his slave and then, like, forcefully had sex with her. That's just a regular night in Texas. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. You know, there are a couple dudes with the fucking...

Borderline progressive. At least he had the sex with a black woman. He found his place. Real talk, I don't believe it. But back to the finger before you call me a rapist. Okay. We gotta jump back. Now, for example finger before you call me a rapist. Okay. We got to jump back. Now, for example, you go down and finger a girl.

I'm not running right into the pussy. There's some thigh touching. It's almost a tease. You know what I mean? It's almost like there's a barrier over the pussy. And I'm not even trying to touch the pussy. I almost want them to slide the pussy closer to my hand so that it could be fingered. closer to my hand so that it could be fingered right right before it was i was trying to it was like you ever have like a treat in your hand and a dog is putting his his snout inside like this

part right here to get it probably do you know what i'm talking about probably i was just i just thought you had to get to the back of it i thought it was like there was a angle in fingering you know what i mean like i was like if i get to back, that's what feels the best so that's where I'm going to get my fingers. That's how you were with surfing. Oh, okay. I get the analogy.

So the analogy was you just brought him to the deep end. Exactly. It was like, boom, I got to get right up and then he calmed down. If only there was an analogy

that could be close. You know, it took a long because you guys called me a rapist but that's what happens. You know what I mean? Call someone a rapist and we're going to get around it.

You could have just said he took him to the deep end and was in the water. He was raping the surfboard the surfboard was like no you're not balanced and we were like yes i am so so that's a perfect description eventually he takes his time he gets up surfs a wave euphoric feeling i mean pretty special uh it looked pretty cool i was excited i was exhilarated i was screaming we get out of the water we get out of the water we talk about you know might be well i can't say where we're gonna go but a place that kind of has a lot of sharks and the guy who's with us our boy luke shouts at Luke. He goes, man, don't worry about the sharks. The sharks, you know, there's sharks in Australia.

There's sharks right out there. And then, he's not even talking to Alex. Alex was just taking off his wetsuit, and I just hear him go, what? He goes, what did he say? I go, there's sharks here. He goes, why the fuck are we surfing here? What's the point of surfing? Son, there's sharks. Why do you guys do that shit? Like, white people, I don't understand's sharks here. He goes, why the fuck are we serving here? What's the point of serving? Son, there's sharks.

Why do you guys do that shit? Like, white people, I don't understand y'all. Y'all just want to die. Like, the crazy guy you told me about that goes fucking mountain climbing with no fucking string. You seen the Will Smith shit where he swims with sharks in no cage? Man, Will Smith, he's got so much money, he white now. I've been thinking about this, you know, because it It's a popular thing to say Like white people wanna die You know what I mean

And uh But everybody wants to die Everybody's just got their own Ways of doing it Do you know what I mean Like Like Indian people Refusing to eat

Yeah well like Or Indian people might refuse to eat But like Will White people will like Go shark diving Do you know what I mean Like black people walk around

With $200,000 on their neck Everybody tries to die You know what I mean You just do it in a $200,000 on their neck. Everybody tries to die. You know what I mean? You just do it in a different way. I thought you were talking about the fried chicken thing. Black people just eat mad fried chicken. Yeah, but that's different. That's not a choice.

They cut his leg off. They cut Big Mama's leg off. They still eat the soul food. They don't give a fuck. Yeah, well, that's part of it. Everybody got all- Not everybody can afford $500 change. We all eat fried chicken.

We all know that kills us. Fair. We're just like, delicious. That's what I'm saying. Everybody got their shit. You know what I mean? Like snitching. Y'all refuse to snitch.

It's like you know it would make the neighborhood safer. It would make it way safer if you just... We pay people money to take that information and arrest people that makes your neighborhood better and you're like that would be too safe. That would be too boring to live a life like that. Why would I ever live a life like that? That's not snitching is the same as skydiving. That's your skydiving.

You know what's crazy? You know who told me not to snitch over everybody? I had a teacher in 7th grade that we were reading like Tom Sawyer or something. He refused to snitch and she was like I see so many kids get in trouble and you just snitch on your friends and it's disgusting. How dare you act like that? And I was like, yo, she right.

That teacher fucks kids. That's what that teacher does. That teacher got something to hide. You snitch. When someone does some shit wrong, you snitch. She taught a valuable lesson. Oh, yeah. She's probably trying to like groom them and shit like that.

She just sees this little easily impressionable kid. He's like, I could work on that for sure. Don't say nothing. If you see me with your friends, don't say nothing. How dare you? I wouldn't snitch. Come on, bro. What do you think priests say?

You think priests say snitch? Yeah, that's confessions, right? Isn't that ironic that their whole thing is called confessions and then they just got to keep this big ass secret? No, you confess to the person who's touching you. Yeah. It perfect system snitch to the person who ain't gonna do shit it's like you know that thing you did to me the other day and the priest is just like all right i'll say to hail mary's i got this one this one's on me this week. All right. So, yeah, we had an eventful weekend in Orlando and Jacksonville.

It was fucking sick. You guys should go surfing and go to Orlando. It was a cool place. Now back to Chris Stapps presenting as being a rapist. You don't think he did it? I don't think he did it. Of course he didn't do it. I got questions to ask you.

Please. Because you were very close to the situation you had sources saying that chris dapps you knew chris steps was out of here before anybody before a lot of people knew yes right yeah and according to stuff i've read the knicks knew about this pending case yeah mavs knew about this pending case yes so the feds the feds knew because chris apps went to the feds yeah first of all go on go on no i was about to say, like, were you- Chris Epps didn't- Listen, famous people don't rape anybody. Famous people don't violently rape.

This doesn't happen. So, like, we could just point that out, bar none. It doesn't happen. Eat your pussy? That's violent? There's no such thing as- Have you seen Mike Tyson's scene? Famous people do not-

First of all, the amount of lisp, the amount of saliva going on, that might have been the greatest pussy eat ever. Think about how wet that girl's pussy would be with Mike just saying the word puffy. So the idea that a famous person worth millions of dollars would violently rape is absurd. We realize that, right? Not to mention. I mean. I can't rule it out.

Hold on. Hold on. Think about it. We realize that, right? Not to mention- I mean- I can't rule it out. It's not a- Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Think about it. Please just take a second. Don't be woke. Don't be like Twitter. Be flagrant too. Do you know why-

No, I've thought about it. How often does a famous person violently rape? So here's the thing, right? I can see it happening. No, no, no, no. I can definitely see it happening. No, no, no. I didn't ask if you could see it happening because anything could happen.

I would say- How often? Answer my question. Yeah, no, I'm answering. Yeah, yeah. Relax. I would say not as often as they're accused of for sure. Yeah.

I would say 30% of the time that they're accused, max. Okay. Give me one example of a famous person violently raping. Just one. I've never seen it with my own eyes. No, no, but we've heard stories of it. We've heard conviction cases. I haven't't but you guys must have because you think it happens 30 of time so yeah violently i misheard the first time i was thinking just rape like wine

scene type stuff uh i don't know violently that's that's why i said it was so much conviction because i knew you weren't listening yeah okay violently rape this is different. Weinstein is me too. This is violent rape. Hold you down. Right? The guy just blew out his knee. You're a swim move away from no rape. Chris Dabbs ain't defending nobody trying to escape a rape. Also, I'm gonna

be honest. I just saw the bitch was Nigerian and I was like, this is scam. I'm gonna keep it a full stack with all of you. Worst Nigerian ever. Only $68,000. You're only asking $68,000. Have you not seen your emails? It's $50,000,000.

Easy. That's what you go for. This is crazy to me. $68,000. $68,000 for my brother's college. For your brother's college. It's like a state school. That's a shitty school.

How many years has he gone to school? You know he's dropping out? Sunni college school or something. Why get a 68,000? Let's go for Yale or some shit. His Baruch Community College education? That's what you want? BMCC?

68 racks is not a lot for college, bro. What bothers me is it should be illegal. This is what the system should be. If you accuse someone of rape, only your name should go out. Not the person you accuse until criminal charges have been filed. That's Ireland's law.

No, Ireland, you're not even allowed even during criminal charges. So Ireland, the rule is, if you're convicted, then the name can come out. If not, no name okay but i'm saying at bare minimum out of respect for the accused yeah we deserve that person deserves criminal charges to be put upon them not okay all right so play devil's advocate here right okay talking about violently rape yeah i don't think i don't personally i don't think he did it but

of course he didn't do it he He's 7'4". Right. Most sex from a 7'4 person is probably going to feel... Violent? Probably going to feel a little violent. I doubt the chick was like 6'10". It was like, yeah, bring it on in. Knock my head off type of shit. But what is he really going to do?

I don't know. I've never... Listen, I've never seen a person with a broken leg rape somebody before. Have you ever sprained your ankle? I've never seen somebody rape somebody. Have you ever sprained your ankle? Have you ever sprained your ankle before? Yes. Okay, have you sprained your ankle?

Okay. Have you tried to do anything with a sprained ankle? Yeah. Rape? I mean, that was actually what, like... I'm not even a woman. I want you to really answer this question without just doing the opposite thing. Do you truly think that you could rape with a sprained ankle? First of all, you're saying this shit like it's a bit of a challenge?

If you put it that way, I probably could. I probably could. Come on. We gave it. We gave it. Oh, my God. He didn't pose that like a challenge. He's like, it's test about willpower right now?

Willpower. When they did the fucking MRI on his knee. MJ would do it. He only had it torn ACL. So maybe she got that MCL gone as well. There's a possibility. There's a possibility. Listen, all I'm saying is it is so absurd.

I'm not even horny when I'm on. Like, when I fucked my leg up playing basketball, like, my dick couldn't even get hard. The last thing on my mind is pussy. Talk less of taking the pussy. Who is famous and has sex on top? Why would you even do that? You're worth millions of dollars and these girls are coming over to your house. You just let them ride it.

Let them ride it and then you get behind them and you can fuck them from the back to finish. But you're laying on top of them? Well, a report came out today that pretty much doesn't exonerate Chris Stapps, but it's pretty like. What does it say? So basically, it was just saying there was an ongoing relationship in days after the alleged rape took place. You can tell that the woman was trying to have a romantic relationship with Chris Stapps and yada, yada, yada. You can tell Chris Stapps was kind of like- Wow.

Not toying her along. That's one hell of a rape, this hill. You know? Hey, you got to be good. And even the MBPA. They said- They already fell in love afterwards? That's impressive.

One of the representatives of the MBPA was basically like, after reading the details and all that, we signed with Chris Stapps. Yeah, no shit, because it didn't happen. Of course. Like, literally, if you hear any famous person is accused of a violent rape, you immediately throw away the case, because it doesn't happen.

It doesn't. Guys, we're sitting here. We cannot think of one. I don't think of rape, period. He jerked off into a plant. Weird, but not violent. Like, can you think of one? Let just not think i'm in absolutes though yeah that's my thing like and you're thinking of you're thinking of rape as like in the pleasurable sex

thing like when people rape it's not about like i want pleasure it's like a power thing to them so like it's not about like you're thinking if you're thinking very rational like of course yeah you're a powerful famous person why would i need to take pussy i get pussy tossed at me all the fucking time why the fuck would anybody need to do that right yeah that 30 that i think akash is talking about like some people aren't wired that way like that's just how they show dominance that's just how like they take you know they just they just do you know how sure their power over easy it is to be more powerful than a girl? Like, you know how easy it is to just be more powerful? Like, you don't need to fuck. Like, clearly rape is about sex.

It's not all the time, is what I'm saying. No, every time. I don't know a ton of violent rape cases, even. I know Ben Roethlisberger was accused of it a few times. I know Kobe. That's all I can think of. I also know if you got money, you're getting off. Jesse Smollett.

If you got money, you're not guilty. 100%. So it's hard to know what was... I can't just say, oh, they were exonerated. They're good for sure. Yeah. Because if you're famous, you can buy your way out of it. So I just don't know.

But I don't think Chris Stacks did it. And I think the Mavs got themselves a hell of a bargain out of a nice false rape case. I mean, if the Mavs were smart, they would have waited on that trade. Oh, really waited. Right? Imagine that story came out. Yo, if I'm the Mavs, I'd leak that story to the Post before the trade. Actually, you guys already won that trade by so much.

Yeah, I was about to say, like, they already got the better player of the group. Maybe that's why. Oh, shit. Maybe that's why the Knicks gave away nothing. That's what people were thinking. Yeah, that's what I thought. The first thing I looked up was, like, did the Knicks know? And, like, they knew.

So I think it was, like, with, you know, we don't know if you're really going to be back. You got this case over your head. That's the first thing I thought. Mark Cuban ain't got no issue with some sexual harassment. Facts. He's been fighting them. So that's what. Okay, so Dennis Smith Jr. and DeAndre Jordan.

Has anybody else come over? I think I have some picks. Two first round. That's what a rapist is worth. Wow. A rookie contract rapist. This is a rookie contract rapist. Rookie contract rapist.

It's not Kobe rape. Kobe rape, like, yo. We got way more than that. Even the Lakers are like, you know what? We'll ride this out. Fuck it. Like, if Kobe was on a rookie contract, I guarantee he would have been a Timberwolf by then. Fuck.

He would have definitely been a Timberwolf. I think part of the reason why they did it also because it happened in New York or supposedly happened in New York. So think about it. He's going to have to stand trial in New York and play at the same time. Like, they saw the future of him probably being affected and you don't want the head of your franchise to be you don't want the face of your franchise to have any allegation you remember Kobe flying in from we gotta start putting fucking we gotta start there has to be some punishment for the fake rape allegation

that has to be a jail you have to go to jail yeah because they're not going to do anything unless you can't go to jail. Or take away their Instagram. You've got to find a way. You've got to take away the girl's Instagram because that will hurt them more. Imagine if you falsely accuse a guy of rape, right? You're probably one of these girls that looks good on Instagram because you're sleeping with ballplayers. You're sleeping with famous people. You take away their Instagram.

That's their livelihood. That's their access to dick. That's their dick portal right there. You take away their dick portal, they can't do any more fake rape cases. They can't trap any more of these dudes. That's what you got to do. And you can stop raping my feed with your fucking 50 ads. Keep raping my feed. Raping my feed.

Keep raping my feed. You are raping my feed. Yo, it is whack when you see one of these Instagram models with clothes on. You ever see those pics that they post? They're with their grandmother. You're like, no. This is not what we're here for. Swipe right.

Mute. Sometimes you see the Instagram hoes and they have the sound thing that indicates there's audio. And sometimes I would click just to be like, who does this bitch think she is? And without fail, it's just music on and then moving their face back and forth. Oh, my gosh. And they're on roller skates and some shit. I remember the first time I found out what Bernie's burgo sounded like. Why would you do such a thing?

It was by accident. My thing was already on and I was swiping up. And I guess she was talking to Instagram or whatever, talking to the camera and like i don't know what i thought her voice was supposed to sound like but it wasn't that like alex you remember yes oh bro it ruined it it ruined the whole thing like she's still man i've been clearly just the one the baddest bitches i've been motherfucking telling y'all she ain't shit fuck i just like, she's still a bad bitch. Chill, chill, chill. Yeah, let me not, let me not be a fucking idiot. Yeah, no.

A lot of these Instagram girls, bro, like once they open their mouth, like they should lose, if there was like a data metric or something, I guarantee they'd lose at least like 90,000 followers

every single time they talk to the camera. You want to know really, this is like a little sadistic thing that I do on Instagram. Okay. I follow, this is like a little sadistic thing that I do on Instagram. Okay. I follow. This is wild.

Okay. But it's my own joy. Okay. I follow girls that I know from like insider people that are high level prostitutes. Okay. I follow them. But. See one in action.

So what happens is I follow girls that I know are high level prostitutes. But. Let me go look at your phone. It's not. I like this idea. It's not. It's fine though. It's not known that they're high level prostitutes.

So they still post like motivational things. They still do like makeup tutorials. They still do makeup tutorials. They still go to women's marches and shit like that. Oh, that's great. And it's so much fun to follow them because you see what fucking horseshit these girls really are. I want to show you the one that I follow, like known prostitutes. Just text us that handle. All right, all right.

I'll take you to the handle. Maybe I'll put it out in the picture. I'm on your phone. Hold on one second what no i gotta ask you about about one okay you tell me what are you saying this code i'll put in the discord uh and uh for the patreons um but there it is dude it is so fucking funny talking about my charity i have to get this your charity Bro it is so crazy like be a sociopath to do that right

If I guess if I guess which ones are prostitutes Okay, can you throw out a few just name race first of all. White. Of course. Cool. Uh, okay. Bro. What's the first letter? Say the first letter. There's another- Is it M? There's another- yeah, you got it.

Yes! Ah, fuck yeah! Yes! Oh, man. Let me make sure it's good. Let me make sure it's good. Is it? Is it?

Is it? No. No? No? No. No? No. No. No. Let me make sure it's good. Let me make sure. Is it? Is it?

Is it? No. No? No. Oh, okay. Wait, does he got a blue check? It'll be in the page. No, no, no.

It wasn't any friends from Burning Man. No, no, no, no, no. And does she have a blue check? That one goes to strange places. Nah, nah, nah. We talk about that. We talk about that. But there's a... I know a fire one that sells. Nah, nah, nah. We talk about that. We talk about that. But there's a...

I know a fire one that sells. She got a metallic gray. Let me see this right here. Like, I know the clientele. What's the price? Not that bad. Like, two racks? That's high level?

What the fuck? That's high level? I'm talking about, like, that's high level, like... I got a relationship. That shit is an anniversary. A what? Like, I'm talking about she's on the A list.

That's the A list? Pussy's $2,000? Yo, pussy's not that expensive. Is this two racks? Is this two racks worth? I mean, yeah,

I'm saying. Man, I thought she was Indian for a second. I was so fucking disheartened. Yeah. It's bad though. I'm like, I'll pay it. So there'sheartened It's bad though I'm like I'll pay it So there's a

I wouldn't do it but I'll pay it You wouldn't pay? Nah I'm good You wouldn't pay? I never paid for a picture For a professional? Nah Shut the fuck up

For a professional I can't do it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Don't engage in this

This is so stupid I hate you We would all pay I'll wait until I'm 31 Let me take this on for a second You would only not pay would all pay. I'll wait until I'm 31. Let me take this on for a second. You would only not pay because how expensive the elite level

is seems very pricey. Once you make $5 million a year and you get to fuck the hottest woman on the planet for chump change or... I just don't like the act of basically just taking money and paying for pussy. I just don't like that I just don't like that I thought like a low-key really easy Venmo request

That's probably a low-key, really easy Venmo request. Yeah. Ed was over it. Ed had to say shit the whole episode. He goes, I got to cut in here. Let me tell you something, Alex. It's about efficiency. When you get to a certain level in your life, right?

And I'm not saying I'm there. I'm not saying any of us are there. But you get to a certain level in your life where you're working 80 hours a week traveling around the world you don't have time to do this wine and dine and then maybe you end up fucking a girl

what you do have time for is pay the two grand and hey guess what let's go get dinner too let's go get dinner and then later we go back to the room and fuck

or just go to the room and fuck it's an efficiency that's all it is what's the Charlie Sheen line someone said what real quick someone asked Charlie Sheen why do you get all these hookers at Charlie Sheen why? Alex, I've never paid for it. Real quick, someone asked Charlie Sheen,

why do you get all these hookers at Charlie Sheen? Why do you have to pay for sex? I don't pay them for sex. I pay for them to leave. That's it. He got to get AIDS. There's things he had to do. There's things he had to do.

He didn't have time for all these hookers. So what I'm telling you is I promise you, the more money I've made in my life, the more reasonable fucking hookers has become. Like wildly reasonable. Like almost to the point where like, why am I not doing this all the more reasonable fucking hookers has become like wildly reasonable Like almost to the point where like why am I not doing this all the time? But it's a to me like pussy the thrill of the chase at this point No, the thrill of the change. Yeah, like I I just want to get to the point where it's like

Oh, I know I can get you You're chasing pussy. Alex, your priorities are all out of whack. Hold on. This is where you got it wrong. You think they're chasing pussy. Once you get to a certain level, pussy chases you. No, I know that. I know that.

But I'd rather get. We speak in Spanish to this guy, bro. So I was like, he doesn't understand you. I'm telling you. I felt the same exact way. For about 25 years of my life. You're going to speak white to this guy. Like 25 to 26 years of my life, I was like, no, there's no way.

I am so over you. Imagine paying for brunch. It's just like brunch, only you get pussy. It's like the best avocado toast ever. For a very reasonable price. Kaz, what were you going to say, Kaz? I'm saying I thought just like you for 26 years of my life, right? I have a friend who partakes in buying pussy, right?

I gave him the same fucking talk that you just gave Andrew. Oh, man. That's the thrill of chasing. He broke it down exactly like he broke it. It's like, dude, I go to practice. I do appearance. I do this. I do that.

I do da-da-da-da-da-da. And then you see, like, you open up the fucking the book it's like a Sears catalog of bad is the baddest bitches you've ever seen and that shit is like buying like a ham sandwich for you bro that's like going out there to get a fucking four for four Wendy's you don't realize how fucking inexpensive it is this is what we're talking about this is where you don't realize on the front hottest girl This is what we're talking about. And it's not like it was going on a Friday night. The hottest girl on the planet. We're talking about, imagine the

whitest of white women. Oh, shit. The bluest of blue eyes. Stop it. The blondest of blonde hair. Right? The pronouncing espresso perfectly. Yeah. Okay? Just imagine.

Imagine that girl, right? Now, imagine you just have sex with her for what is the equivalent to what you make now? Ten bucks. And you gotta think about it like... Hold on.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. It's just the moral thing. Like inside, it just don't feel right. That's the reason why. Morality, Mr. Scoop Scoop? All of a sudden, we got morality going? Hey, we all choose our moralities.

That's a good point. That's a good point. I do. Hey, that is a good point. So it's just the idea of purchasing vagina just bothers me. So it doesn't matter. That is a good point. We choose our moralities.

That is a good point. So this is something that you've, that is interesting. I've had the opportunity so many times. I've gone on boys trips to DR, all these places. And it is equivalent. And I'm the only one that always turned it down. No, that is a good point. Now I buy that because when you go to these places, the amount of-

It's super cheap. It is. You've become- $40, $60. The wealthy, yes. And if you stayed with it, means did it i take it back maybe you would stay true to it maybe you would huh akash i don't know that i would i mean listen i love my girl if i was single i don't think i'd be like i can't you know what i mean okay what

about this i was talking to mandy on Decisions. I did an episode with them. And she said this to me. She goes, yeah, it's not free to fuck me. Basically, she says this, right? She goes, now, we don't do like an exact number exchange, but it's like, yo, you're going to have to, you know. Take me certain places, give me certain things. Exactly, right? Get me certain things specifically, right?

Or this was what she phrased it. It was really interesting interesting like the dynamic she goes uh she goes if i gotta take off work this is you don't ask for money you go hey i gotta take off work and then the guy goes well oh i'll make sure that you don't lose the money from work and she goes oh okay i usually make x amount those nights oh shit right now she broke something down that blew my mind about this that I never considered before. She said, he's objectifying my body.

I'm just a pussy to him. I am nothing more than a pussy to him. He don't care about my week. He don't care about my day. He don't care about what I got to say. I'm just a pussy for him. He's just a pussy. Let me finish.

Titties and an ass. So, he goes, she goes, I'm just a pussy, titties. I'm just a body to him, et cetera. If you're going to objectify me and probably not make me come, why can't you just be a wallet to me? I was like, I processed it. It made very, it was a very reasonable argument.

No, I did. Yeah. Listen, I don't have a problem with any of it. Not saying that there's a problem. I'm saying, have you ever heard of it not saying that there's a problem I'm saying have you ever heard of it phrased in that way which is like

complete commodification on both sides yeah I was thinking as you were talking basically the only difference between the way hookers fuck

and the way other girls fuck is hoes take cash and then the rest of these bitches are on the barter system yeah I'll fuck you for a dinner yeah I'll give you some pussy

if you give me a movie and a dinner and a vacation isn't and that and they think we're crazy when we're like come on just hey why don't you come over I'll fuck you for a dinner Yeah I'll give you some pussy If you give me a movie And a dinner And a vacation Isn't And that And they think we're crazy When we're like

Come on just Hey why don't you come over And she's like You gotta at least Take me out for a drink And it's like That's the price Like I was respecting you more

But not Paying A50 It's A50 for A cranberry vodka Right like I think the The idea is Taking them out right

And making them feel important. In their mind, right? It justifies coming over. But it's like you lost money because you're going to have to Uber to the spot on your own. I would Uber you to mine. It's just to not feel like a hoe. You paid $8 to not feel like a hoe. Yeah.

And instead, you're just a very low-priced hoe. Now, you're never a very low-priced hoe. No, you're never a hoe for me. But it is an interesting dynamic in terms of what makes someone feel comfortable. Yeah. You know, like, I don't know. I don't know if I was on that. I don't know if I was being completely used. There's been times where I felt used.

Not used, used but like I knew it was an achievement for a girl Like sleeping with me You should feel like that all the time And it was like a planned thing And easy to handle It wasn't Yeah it wasn't that bad

That's what men work for though So you don't have to work for it It becomes them coming to you That's why men want to be successful. Oh, you're going to hate fame, Alex. Oh, I hate it already. Like the ones that throw it at me, I don't like it. Really?

Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. So you like the ones that say no a little. Yeah. You're like a little Weinstein. Yeah. Nah.

No, no. Hey, why don't you take a sip of this espresso and let's see what happens tonight. Very appreciative when they do throw it at me, but I decline most of the time. I just don't believe it because Cosby was a great father and Alex refuses to be a father. So I don't see any. I just don't see how they're similar. Oh, my God. You guys are dicks.

Do you think Cosby the whole time was like, man, I got to keep up this nice guy image so I can keep raping? You think it had nothing to do... Yo, what if that shit had nothing at all to do with him truly being a nice dude and trying to uplift people and be a good example? It was just like, how do I keep up this rape? Hey, pull your pants up, black people,

so I can keep pulling these white bitches pants down no it's a little discomfort from the black people guys this is not patreon come on this flavor to bro we don't play around Talk about Patreon, man Thank y'all so much for subscribing, man It's incredible Those are the fun, fun, fun episodes Regular episodes are fun Patreon is nice It's in the family

It's in the community We be wildin' Yeah, y'all definitely proved me wrong a bunch of times I really thought there was going to be some weeks like, yeah, this is going to be the one that fucks us up. This is going to be the one where we just lose everybody. But when we say, yo, keep it in the family, keep it in the Discord, keep it in Patreon, y'all stay true.

You didn't catch any heat, right? I didn't catch one screenshot. I was counting on that. I was counting on that shit. You know how fucking crazy that is that 5,500 people kept a secret? You know how fucking rare that is? 5,500 people kept a secret? You know how fucking rare that is? They couldn't even do that with 9-11 inside job. You know what I'm saying?

What fuck is out here snitching on 9-11 inside job? They found that shit out about Thursday. Oh, real talk. It was like, yo, what have the beams made out of? How did the Pentagon just blow up like that? That's not how planes land. It really isn't how planes land. They do not land like that at all.

They do not land inside buildings. There's a lot. Buildings just came down? Never mind. That was funny. When one video comes out and everybody becomes an expert architect. Remember when the 9-11 conspiracy video came out the next day at school? Everybody was like, fam, when was the last time you saw a building just come straight down?

It's like, I've never seen a building ever come down. So I wouldn't know how they fall down at all. You think it just tipped to the side? I mean, that's what I thought was going on. Did it just go to the side? Something, yeah. I mean, it looked like a controlled demolition. Have you ever seen when they're about. I mean, it looked like a controlled demolition.

Have you ever seen when they're about to, oh, it's the last, watch like- Apparently there's a popular mechanics thing where they go through and they say, here's all the conspiracy theories and here's why they're wrong. Oh, really? They defrauded all of them? Yeah, apparently. I can see that. Really? I can see that.

I'm just saying the only time I've seen a building come down is when it's been on purpose. So that's why I guess for a lot of people it's's like, oh, man, I look like a controlled... Like in Vegas when they just... Yeah, like when a building shut down, it's like, oh, we're going to blow up this building and everyone's going to watch and it just comes down like fucking Legos or some shit. Yeah.

Yeah, we will go check on a little heat. Okay, so before we get to some deportes, I think it's important to acknowledge some very, very sad news. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad we started off with some jokey jokes. Nice light hearted rape jokes. A little rape to get us through the day because today was a rough run.

I ain't going front. Do you think that, before we go on, do you think that Chris Stapps like colors his dick so it looks like a unicorn? Why do you think they call me unicorn, buddy? a unicorn so we have lost uh nipsey hustle rapper entrepreneur uh business mogul uh documentarian uh nipsey hustle was killed outside of uh one of his businesses in his own store in crenshaw yeah he apparently owns uh the entire block yeah he owns like the entire block but you know obviously you guys know

if you're listening right now who Nipsey Hussle is if you don't I mean you could YouTube him Google him etc but yeah and he was murdered

there's not much information on it right now there's a video out of some securities so do we know who the person is is his name out there

yeah I'm not gonna say his name but it's pretty much out there who did it. Is it another rapper or what? No. Allegedly, somebody he was close to, somebody he knew.

Basically, long story short. Yeah, break it down for us. Long story short, the story is he thought there was a snitch in his crew. He got home from jail real early.

Wait, who is he? The alleged assailant. Assailant, okay. Got home from jail real early. And the story going around is he came up to Nipsey. Nipsey said something jokingly, like, not even jokingly, but like, yo, like, you're a snitch. Like, you know, how the hell are you at home so early? Like, if you're not a snitch, come back with your papers.

He's like, all right. And it wasn't on some like, yo, you're a snitch, fuck out of here. It was a snitch, we're going to hurt you. It was like, yo, just go about your business. We're doing this over here. You got home a little too early. I don't really trust you. Whatever.

If you're not a snitch, come back with your papers. He felt disrespected. All right. Came back with a gun. 20 minutes later shot him wow that's the story going around wow so it was somebody like he knew close to you know if you see the video after he shoots him he kicked him another time and then shot him in the face um that's that's that's the story going around um people have seen this the photo of the person you know it's it was really a rough one today

man like a lot of people especially like and you know I grew up in hip-hop media like my entire career most of my entire career so like you know I've known Nipsey for a while and his entire crew and you know I'm really close with Karen who used to manage him and and um you know, I've known Nipsey for a while and his entire crew. And, you know, I'm really close with Karen, who used to manage him. And, you know, he was one of our biggest, earliest supporters of Ducey Palooza. Before Henny Palooza used to come perform, not ask for a cent. Just like, I support what y'all young motherfuckers are doing. And y'all doing it on your own. Like, I'll do whatever help y'all need.

And every time he came up always show loved i literally just saw him last time i was in la with wale in the um in the studio he was right next to us and they were just doing music and chilling he was talking about coming to do say palooza again and shit and you know hanging out and and it sucks because he just looks like j cole said something about like the real ones is dying and the fake ones is lit. And, like, he was the epitome of, like, just everywhere he went, he just got mad fucking respect from everybody. Bloods, Crips, hood dudes, not hood dudes. And this was for, like, 10 years.

This was before he really popped off like that. So, like, this past year, that was, like, really his, like, defining fucking blow-up year he had all these businesses booming he had he's opened up a stem school for like inner city use he got the grammy nomination he got his wife kid like all this shit it's just i mean like i i wasn't like clearly i wasn't like alive and and conscious enough for like when like paca big passed away but like a lot of the stuff that Pac talked about. Nipsey was executed. He was the realization of that dream. Like, yo, you could be a gangbanger.

You could be this, but you can't unite your community. You've got to buy back your – you've got to build generational wealth. You've got to buy back your blocks. You've got to do all this type of stuff. And the fact that his life was taken so cowardly by somebody, allegedly, that he knew or whatever, that's the part that hurts the most. Question. So you see a guy like Nipsey who's this, in so many ways, a great role model, right?

Absolutely. He's talking about investing in his own community and putting his money into businesses. And it was nothing new. Trying to do things- He talked about the same shit when he first popped off. That make your business grow and not investing in frivolous things that could lose value, but always gain value over time. He'd been talking about it for years, right? value over time he'd been talking about for years right you you see a guy who's like very business savvy yet still seemingly entrenched in gang life no it's different i know what you're trying to

i'm curious i'm curious so let me ask a question so it's like at some point in time, you have to remove yourself from that world because the way people operate in that world, you're dealing with psychopaths like this guy who fucking murdered him. You're not dealing with people who are going to maybe screw you over in a business deal. You're dealing with somebody who, if you say the wrong thing, could fucking murder you. You're dealing with somebody who, if you say the wrong thing, could fucking murder you. And at what point of success in your career do you say, hey, I got to, for the benefit of all the people that rely on me, for the benefit of all the people who follow me because I'm a leader. At what point do you not remove yourself from that? See, and this is why it hurts, like, doubly for us today. Because it's like, with him, gang life was, the original idea of gang life was what he was doing. The reason why Bloods and Crips and all these gangs were made was because they had to protect themselves in prison, in the streets, from police, all this other stuff, to protect their neighborhood,

protect their communities. It wasn't always about just, oh, you're a blood, I'm going to kill you. You're a creep, I'm going to kill you. You know what I'm saying? So when a guy does everything right, like everything right, and still gets murdered by somebody on his own block, and still gets murdered by somebody on his own block. Right.

In his own crew. In his own community. By his own crew. A guy who probably fed him. Right. Like put food in his mouth. Right. Who he put food in his mouth. Yeah.

You know, like that's the shit that I'm asking. But that's not the question I'm asking. I would think. What I'm saying is if he wasn't going to do it, who else was? You know, like he put himself out there. But that's not the question. That's not his point though. His point is. You're avoiding my question. And I understand it's hard to answer. Go, Alcott. if he wasn't going to do it, who else was? You know, like he put himself out there. But that's not the question. That's not his point though.

His point is. You're avoiding my question. And I understand it's hard to answer. Go. I would think, the thing that drew me to Nipsey was, I think as I've thought about it, because I don't normally,

I can compartmentalize any death pretty much and convince myself I don't give a fuck. This one hit. Yeah. And I think it's because you and I are both

very much drawn to authenticity. Right. And we hate fraudulence. Yes. I particularly hate phonies. Yeah. And I think it's because you and I are both very much drawn to authenticity. Right. And we hate fraudulence. Yes. I particularly hate phonies. Yeah. So a dude like that, what made him powerful was that he always was authentic. He always rolled with the people he came up with, tried to help them.

Didn't, if you move away completely from all these people, then you start getting looked at like you left everybody. You start getting looked at like it's phony. Yeah. Then when you try to help us, like, but you left us. Don't fucking talk to us about this. You left all of us.

Yeah. So I would think that's the issue. That's the struggle. Yeah. How do I keep it authentic? Because that's what, that's my- There's the survivor guilt

a lot of people talk about. Yeah. And sure, not even that, but like that's his kind of appeal is that he's an authentic dude through and through. Always authentic. I think that makes a lot of sense.

Part of that authenticity is I didn't leave you and just forget about you because you're dangerous or whatever i love you i'm gonna help you it's like family that's that's what i hear you on that but there's one thing right is is for me is sometimes things become bigger than you and nipsey was in a position where what he was preaching and talking about was bigger than him right nipsey was an example for people from the hood all over the world right about what you can do and how you can change your life and how you can reinvest in your community and grow your community and become an example for your community etc right cetera. Right? So, AF.

So, you have a situation where, in my opinion, for the benefit of all those people following you, you got to remove yourself from that environment. Maybe you lose some authenticity amongst those people that, like, are there. Yeah, you're making it seem like he was just in the hood. He was just on the streets or whatever. He was literally taking pictures with kids outside of a store that he owned on the block that he bought.

He owned the block. It's like shooting the fucking mayor. Can I just give another take on this? You know how we said earlier when hipsters go in bad neighborhoods and then they make them better. He was just trying to make his own neighborhood better. Alex, we're talking about different things. I'm 100% aware of what you're saying.

So you're telling him to leave his gang? I'm all about, absolutely. No, but then that's- No, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay. Let me get, because we're going to get to it. Am I telling him to leave his gang? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Are you kidding me? No. A hundred percent. And you know what you do? You know why you're able to do that? You know why your gang allows it? Because you bought back your block. You're hiring these people.

You're investing in the community. You're investing in the kids. You're creating all these schools. And if your gang doesn't allow you to leave so you can continue to lead on a broader scale and help your community, then your gang ain't shit. You're making it seem like he was like a foot soldier. Yeah. Can I just please make this one point?

It's super important. Go, Alex. So I grew up in Far Rock. Yeah, yeah. I was in a gang growing up. Yeah. Like the perception of gangs, it's a lot different from what they're supposed to be. Like I was crip for a while.

There's like an actual handbook with rules, like almost like a Bible. Right. That you supposed to be. Like, I was Crip for a while. There's like an actual handbook with rules, like almost like a Bible that you have to follow. And it's really none of the crime is in that book. It's not part of the principles. Sure, sure, I get it. So it's run sort of like a corporation. And it's really just to help out the community. So I feel what he did is like,

by staying in the gang, it's perfect because it shows like hey this is what a real crip looks like like what Snoop does like hey this is what a real crip looks like hey I'm part of a gang but I'm giving back to my community I'm doing the right things I'm showing you example instead of the shit that you see in the news with gangs shooting each other like

this is what a real crip looks like so question and I understand that that's what he was going for in retrospect do you think that was the right move i still play monday morning quarterback with somebody honestly i still do unfortunately you absolutely should do no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no because it's like this is what you do you have to look at situations and you have to say how could this be avoided how do we not replicate this we play monday morning quarterback with people's lives all the time. We go, you should have wore a seatbelt.

We don't go, why didn't he wear a seatbelt? You think about things that could have avoided it, right? This guy Nipsey, in my personal opinion, and I wasn't even a big fan of his music. I was just a fan of his life philosophy. He's too important. He's too important to a movement that's way bigger than just what's happened in his community. He's affecting communities all over the country. To your point, though, to your just leave, like you said earlier, these are fucking psychopaths.

They're not all psychopaths. There's one psychopath. Hold on, hold on. He had an inspire. I'm trying to agree with you. Let me go. I'm trying to agree with you. I'm on your side.

Your point is some of these people, few exceptions are fucking psychopaths it's just as possible one of those few psychopaths could say this motherfucker think he could just leave and forget where he came from fuck that yep the second he comes back it's on you don't come back so he could just never come back to his neighborhood again because it's it's highly possible he could come back and one of those few small percentage of psychopaths is like yo fuck this motherfucker just left us let me ask you let me ask you a question

let me ask you a question where does Jay-Z hang out usually I don't know Marcy is that where he hangs out didn't he interview Oprah and Marcy

he's also 50 something years old didn't Oprah interview him and Marcy I'm just saying is that you're using a one single example that might not be

that might not be the same as Nipsey. Is that fair to say that Nipsey was spending way more time in this area? Yeah, that's fair. And you're using a very rare specific example that was more of a photo op than it was actual his life. Because he's in Chelsea, right? Or he's in Tribeca, right? He lives in LA.

Boyd lives in LA, right? Like that's where everybody that reaches a certain level of leadership and importance. And now, does Jay-Z still help his community? 100%. Is Jay-Z still investing in the lives of people, paying off legal fees to get people out of jail? It's like every other day you see something that Jay is doing to uplift his community, invest community invest in community and help his community every single day without having to stand on a storefront where some fucking psycho could potentially because he knows because he's a target jay is a target and i bet you if jay was hanging around in marcy somebody would try to come for jay it is two different playbooks

though nipsey's playbook was buy back our neighborhoods it was furious from fucking Boys in the Hood don't let the this is ours Jay Z's was commercial success make upwards of a billion dollars

invest along the way Nipsey's was protect our own take care of ours real quick I'm not trying to get and Nipsey wasn't as commercially viable as Jay Z

like I don't know more than five Nipsey songs I can name five Jay Z songs no fucking problem right right right so it was a different playbook it was a different playbook and he was doubling down Jay-Z. I don't know more than five Nipsey songs. I can name five Jay-Z songs no fucking problem. It was a different playbook. It was a different playbook and he was doubling down on his community and Oblivion's community.

Maybe having that presence there is more important. It's very important. I agree with you guys on that. I just feel like you get to a certain level of success and leadership where... He was taking pictures with kids. I don't know what that has to do with anything. I don't know what that means. That is anything. I don't know what that means.

That is a true thing. Because you're saying, oh, you got to leave the hood. You can't be in it. He wasn't just on a block. He wasn't on some random block. He got caught slipping. There's somebody allegedly that he trusted. There's nobody just getting.

A guy who builds himself to that high of a stature, especially in that gang, especially in Unifying, not just those gangs, but that entire neighborhood, you don't get close to him like that. He has people. They have people to make sure you don't get within fucking centimeters as a motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? So to compare him to Jay-Z, who's like 50 plus years old, who was still on the block for much of his career,

from maybe like three or four albums in, yes, you could still see him in Brooklyn. You could still see him going back when he moved out. Like to compare a billionaire to a guy who was just trying to get there. And it's not like Jay didn't support everything he did. He was the first guy who really. He bought the album. For a lot of people, Jay was the introduction to Nipsey Hussle.

He bought the $1,000 album. To a lot of folks. And it is important for us to see examples other than the drug dealers. Yeah. So that's why it is important for him to still be around the neighborhood. And I don't know enough about his life. I doubt that he actually lives in the hood. No. He was just

bought property. He had a presence there. Yeah, so I think it's important for us to see it. Listen, I'm all about his business model. I'm all about... My whole argument right now is how do we make sure he can continue to do what he's doing because he's such an important example, right? And we need to find a way where we recognize we both can invest or have people invest in their hood and be a part of it, but also recognize the danger of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's unfortunate. Where do mobsters get... Just in Staten Island the other day, where'd that mobster of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's unfortunate. Where do mobsters get killed? Just in Staten Island the other day, where'd that mobster get shot? Right in his fucking hood. Mm-hmm.

Driving around. It's every time a mobster gets killed, it's not in the enemy's territory. It's driving around his own neighborhood with his doors unlocked, calm, cool, casual, and then someone pulls up and will go, hey, you're out of here. Right? Now, eventually, those mobsters, they reach a certain level right and these are the same mobsters that go i want to buy up the neighborhood i want to build up the neighborhood protect the neighborhood it's not a novel concept this happens with a lot of people who deal with illegal and legal businesses

together eventually those mobsters they go i can't be around these types of things because motherfuckers are trying to take me out yeah and you don't get to see those mobsters on the block no more. Why do you think that the mafia operates like that but he shouldn't? And you grew up in Staten Island, so you've seen these dudes. And you know you don't see the Don in the neighborhood. You see the underlings. Nipsey was a Don. Yeah.

Nipsey's that guy. You don't see the Don outside the fucking Subway shop. I do get what you're saying On some level I understand what you're saying man It's just What you're saying Is true

But also Him being there The representation's important too I understand what you're saying But the thing is It's It's such This is why

And I'm gonna keep saying This is why it hurts so much, because what the fuck do you do? Yeah. Like, there's just no, like, you can't, there's no way you play it where you get out safe. Like, this is how fucked up it is for a lot of, not saying me, I wasn't born in Crenshaw, I wasn't in any of these neighborhoods, but this is how it is for so many people that we grow up around.

You were born in Staten Island, bro, and you saw mobsters get murked. Understood. But at the same time, I've seen this happen to so many people. This is why they say, bro, if you grow up in a project, it's a project. There's no way out.

You know what I'm saying? So when you see somebody getting out that continues to be authentic, continues to come back, continues to do what everybody says they want to do or strive to do. Like, you know, like, own your masters. Buy back your buildings.

Buy back your neighborhood. Fucking give the people that look like you opportunities. So it's like, yo, you don't have to sell drugs. You can work at the store. You can work at this fish fry. You can fucking learn science and technology. Like, he was doing all that shit. So it's like, you don't have to be a fucking poindexter to do it Was my whole thing with him

Like he was doing Poindexter shit As a cool dude As a fucking As a real street dude Yes 100% As a real fucking street dude

So how do we avoid this In the future I don't fucking know I wish I knew We all feel the same way Right Yeah And we could take time

To like have feelings about it 100% And I think we should But at the same time Like the way i look at these situations is go how do we make sure this doesn't happen again right and that's why i'm trying to present like the mafia example i'm trying to present other examples of people who who realize the importance to the organization that they're building and they remove themselves

and if they are in the community a lot of times they still get killed a lot of times they still get killed. A lot of times they still get killed. Even if they do remove themselves, they still get killed. Yeah. Like, you're not. I'm not saying the mob has any higher moral standard than Bloods or Crypt or anything like that. They're all. To me, it's all just scenery. It's all the same type of organizational shit.

That's why I'm using it as the example. Exactly. With that, man, it's just. I just. I just. Like, today. i had i had a terrible sleep bro like it was just a fucking it's just such a hopeless fucking feeling when when you lose somebody like that and it's like yeah this one got me yeah when you act like when you ask me like what do you do i'm like bro i don't know. Right.

I do not know. Yeah, I think removing yourself is easier said than done. That's my own. I don't think you're necessarily completely wrong. You're right. I think it's much easier said than done. I think I agree. I guess, yeah, it seems like you were against having him.

I'm not saying he's against it. No, no, no. It seems like you're against having him be less accessible to people. And I feel like that is a necessary component with not only success in general, but especially success. Survival. And survival. You cannot access Bill Gates. You cannot access Warren Buffett.

That's the thing, though. It wasn't like... You said he's out in the street taking pictures with kids that's accessible no but i'm saying like it wasn't like he didn't have his enemies already you know i'm saying it wasn't like people ain't trying to touch him before like you couldn't get close to him it was somebody close to him that took him out right you know i mean like yeah and in an absolutely vulnerable situation like you're sitting there taking pictures with fucking children right on your block on on a block that you own in front of a store that you bought

so you can give jobs other people I don't I don't fucking what would you do our crush I don't know I that's what I think the thing I liked about him was the authenticity and of that if he's not as accessible it doesn't seem as authentic have you trying to help from a hundred two hundred three thousand miles away whatever doesn't seem as authentic it's just yeah I guess you're trying to help from 100, 200, 3,000 miles away, whatever, it doesn't seem as authentic. It's just, yeah, I guess you're helping, but where are you? But, like, you're authentically Indian. You care about Indians, right? You're not in India every day.

No, I know. So, like, why can't he care about the hood? If I tried to help Indians, there would be a certain feeling from a lot of people in India that's like, who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? You come from old American savior? Thank you? Some would. And some would be like, who the fuck are you who the fuck are you you come from oh old American savior thank you some would and some would be like

who the fuck are you especially it's especially worse if I grew up there and then left and then was like hey guys I got all the answers for you

let's do this and this and this and it's like let's buy back our neighborhoods and it's like you're not in our neighborhood what the fuck are you talking about buy back our neighborhood

now you're listening to the haters right now you're putting too much stock in the haters, right? These people are bitter because they're not in your position. Maybe, but the thing- You got to turn them out. You can only help the people that want to be helped.

And we disagree on Malcolm and Martin. I was always drawn to Malcolm because I read Malcolm as being more authentic. Right. From what I saw of Malcolm, what I read of Malcolm, he struck me as more authentic, and that struck more of a chord with me. That's a me thing. But people like me do tend to be more drawn to the people like nips here the people like malcolm or whoever right like those are the guys i'm like fuck that's so fucking dope right i'm only talking

about proximity to help right like i just think when you take away that proximity you lose some authenticity yeah but you don't see yourself as an inauthentic indian do you to a degree i mean yeah yeah because i don't i think we talked aboutauthentic Indian, do you? To a degree. I mean, yeah. Oh, that's fair. Yeah, because I don't – I think we talked about this. I go to India and I feel American. Here I feel Indian. Right.

It's an odd thing. Right. That's a different, I think, conversation. See, I don't think – I think as long as you represent yourself and you represent your people, you can do that from a distance, especially if you're helping. A lot of times it's not up to us. It's not up to how you feel or how I feel feel it's up to the people that are indians in india see me as american

they don't see me as indian no i'm aware of that we did have this combo here what i'm saying is like if you're true and you're trying to help people right and you actually are creating these businesses and creating these opportunities for them right Right. Right? Like, nobody's looking at Oprah going, Oprah don't care about them girls in Africa. She's not here a lot. They're going, she opened those schools in Africa. She's educating these girls. Well, she's not from Africa. Who gives a fuck?

She's helping. A lot of people give a fuck. Like, if you're helping, great. But it's different when you're from that community. Like, if you're from Crenshaw andshaw and like you're trying to help that city it was like oh yeah we could we could you could say whatever you want about nipsey because he's actually from here he's one of us you know i'm saying like if you come and help and you're not from here cool but it's different when you're one of when it's one of your own so like yeah you

could say who gives a fuck if he cares about these people from africa he's not from there you're not from that city you don't know what they go through on the everyday life right nipsey no no what all these people went through every single day. So it meant way more to them for him to do that. You know what I'm saying? He could have took his money, put it in like some venture capitalist, put it in some fucking, do what Kanye did and give it to some fucking Calabasas school or whatever the fuck. Or you could do what would maybe end up doing more good. Like to your point, this might end up doing more good.

Invested in the best mutual funds or the best stocks or whatever, and then after you died, then you donate all the money. Sure, in the end, you might be doing a greater overall good because you have more money to donate, but his idea was different. His way of helping was kind of centered around him being there. Yeah, you had to see it, too. For whatever his mentality, his sensibility was. And maybe it's wrong, but this is the way he wanted to help you had to see it too a lot of people need

to see that example i agree with you in terms of show instead of tell i say it i feel like every week on this podcast i just don't believe that that you have to if you want to buy back your block if you want to start businesses there and you want to employ the people within your neighborhood i don't believe that it only counts if you're at the opening and cutting the ribbon with the scissors. I don't believe that. I think that you can have... I don't think they're saying it only counts. I just think it's more impactful. Yeah. And on top of that...

It is more impactful because there's the visual that you associate with it. And I think that makes sense. I guess now the discussion is, is it worth the reduction of impact to have the safety of... In a fucked up way, I think it is worth it a reduction of impact to have the safety of it it is fucked up way I think it was worth it because if you see where it's worth it just so people are confused because the fact that you know Nipsey's his

proximity so him dying is worth it I think and this is gonna be hard to say right now yeah because it's still very fresh sure but we we have no idea how many new nipsies were born today like there's so many people who saw who are just learning about him right who were just learning about his passing who were just learning about his life that want to continue what he set out to do. There were so many things that he was working on. His catchphrase was, the marathon continues. So even if I'm not here no more,

this thing is going to keep spinning. This life goes on. And if you listen to his music, you don't have to listen to his music, just watch him. Just see his message. He's going to affect way more people. I think in death than he ever would have done alive. I don't think so, man.

I think that Tupac didn't, it didn't affect way more people dead than he did alive. No, I think that he did. I think if Tupac's still alive right now, he's affecting way more people. Who knows if he does Tyler Perry movies. That's one of those questions that there's no answer because we don't know. You're right. You're right. So the longer that Tupac's still alive right now, he's affecting way more people. Who knows if he does Tyler Perry movies? That's one of those questions that there's no answer because we don't know.

You're right. You're right. So the longer that Tupac was alive, it's fair to say that he exponentially increased his effect on the world, right? So like when he was alive at 20, he had maybe like 10,000 people fucked with him. By 24, he had a million people that fucked with him. Yeah, but when you become a martyr, it's like you can't really quantify that. Man, the greats die young. Jesus died young. That was old for back in the day. 33? people that fuck with them. Yeah, but when you become a martyr, it's like, you can't really quantify that.

Damn, the greats die young. Jesus died young. That was old for back in the day. 33? It was premature, though. It was premature, but people died at 40 back in the day. I always said the best death

was Gandhi's death because he got assassinated and he was 80 or 91. Yeah, that's good. And that's so great. You lived a full-ass life and then you still get he got assassinated

and I can't believe it I don't even think he got shot I think he had a heart attack Like he heard it And he was like That's the ideal way to go out Get assassinated I'm gonna pay somebody

To shoot me around about 78 Assassinate 90 Yeah That's fair I'm so missing far I thought he fucking died From starvation From hunger

Jesus fucking Christ Alex Come on I'm sorry Come on Dude Jesus did win Because that's the only name we say. Yeah. Oh.

Right? Like, we were just talking about Gandhi, and then Alex said some absurd shit, and you didn't go, mahatma Gandhi. Right? Like, you said Jesus fucking Christ because you know that shit hits, boy. You know what's weird is everybody got to owe God, and they say it in their language. Go. Like, my girl says something.

Oh, yeah. Adios mio in Spanish. Adios mio. We say, which that's what means God. My girl says, which means God in their language. Like, everybody says, oh my God, in their language. It's such a, adios mio, same thing. I think.

But in English, fuck. I couldn't let Gandhi have it over Jesus. I mean, Jesus have it over Gandhi. You could let Jesus have it over. I didn't want that. I had to be like, no, but that's what everybody says. Oh my God, no language. But Gandhi's not even your God, though, right? No, he's not a God. He's just...

He's a guy. He's just a mascot. He was a saint. He was a savior. Oh, wait, y'all got saints? No, but he was just... It's funny how you keep using Christian references. Anyway. Anyway, victory for the Christian squad. We out here, baby. We out here. We out here.

You got me there. The Texans just jumped out. Fuck, y'all got me. Goddamn, y'all got me. Goddamn. Goddamn. Goddamn. All right.

Listen, RIP Nipsey Hussle. We don't know the answer to these things. I'm sure y'all have some ideas after discussing it. Hit us up in the, oh, if this was Patreon, I it hit us up in the uh oh if this was patreon i say hit us up in the patreon hit us up in the discord just uh you know tweet us let's let's have um these conversations these conversations are important man let's let's just make sure that they continue and you tell us if there's some things that we're missing and what you thought might be a good idea you know how we can avoid this shit in in the future it is a tough is a tough

thing and when you are someone with massive influence and massive importance and a massive effect on the world you have a target on your back we fear those who move the masses and that's how it's always been for the state of humanity so nipsey it in in a weird way, the exact thing that made him so special is what ultimately could have caused the end of him. And it is a chain. We've got to protect. We've got to do our best to protect. Nick Cannon's finishing the Dr. Sebi documentary. A lot of people think that's what got Nipsey killed.

Oh, yeah, this Dr. Sebi documentary. There's a lot of conspiracies going around. I'm really proud Nick Cannon is doing this so that way we know if he makes it, then it probably wasn't. You know what I mean? If he gets killed, there's our answer. If they take out Nick. Dude, what would the reaction be to dead Nick compared to dead Nipsey? Like, bro.

Much quieter. Bro. From a guy whose career was made by Nick, I'd be one of the few tweeting. Bro. Bro. From a guy whose career was made by Nick I'd be one of the few tweeting Bro Imagine the picture of Nick came up And he was dead and everybody was like Wild it Wild it I would be so fucking sad

And I would start looking through my wild and all stuff And then I would come across a check And I'd be like yeah alright You need to go be a like niggas dead freestyle You're making a Nick Cannon movie marathon? That shit will make way more people kill themselves than Nick Cannon just dying. I love those constant things. I can't do it anymore.

Oh, shit. Now, how'd they do that back in the day? Freestyles? How does it go? What's the beat to it? Chico! Is that what it is? Carlos! What you gotta say? I don't remember, man. It's an old school shit, though.

Fuck it. I wish you could play one of them. What, them old school rap battles? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With Carlos and Chico. Oh, shit. I love those shits. What's that? Oh, you just had... All right, Alex Media texted me, there might be some information. It's not, because I

misheard something. No. I know. Not even close. Another one of them, huh? Another one of those?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Another one of those. Not even close. Another one of those? Do we gotta go on damage control again?

He said trigger, what do you mean? What are you talking about? He never says something like that. Get out, got black people paranoid, bro. He really did, bro. Get out, got black people real paranoid. I'm just looking out for you, son.

I'm just saying. Jesus Christ. Not paranoid enough to stop fucking white women. Okay. You're wilding right now. You are totally wilding. Wilding. Wilding.

Wilding. Wilding. Oh, man. Dude. We go wild out. We go wild out We go wild out How does the flow go for the wild style For the freestyle

The old school freestyle It's Andrew I'm about to say Yeah Nick Nick I'm a stan But I'm not for stanning.

Turns out Nick got shot with a cannon. Andrew got a bottle of liquor. I hope he don't say nigger. Wild it, wildigger. Wild it. Wild it. Wild it. Wild it. Oh, God damn it.

The portis? Okay, let's talk about some sports, man. Let's talk about it. See, we came out of that. We came out of that Nipsey cut. That was good. Nipsey. Alex was worried how we were going to come out of the Nipsey thing we just had to kill Nick without a

real cannon it's really not gonna make any sense like if you if somebody rolled up on Nick and then with an actual cannon and then like put the bowling ball in That stupid hat flies off his head and slowly flutters to the ground like a fall leaf flies off his head and slowly flutters to the ground like a fall leaf. Oh, boy. So poetic. Okay, what do we got in sports? We've done the rape talk.

Did he talk any college ball? RJ Barrett, I think, might not be good. He might suck. Do you care about college ball? I really do not care. I care. The game Sunday. I watched the game Sunday. It was a great elite eight.

Was it? Every game was close I watched the game Sunday. It was a great elite eight. Like, every game went down to the wire. Every game was close. Every game was close. Yeah, Zion got one touch in the last two minutes because R.J. Barrett's a fucking nut. I don't like Barrett, man. And Cam Reddish is overrated. Yeah, I think Zion is the only one that's – he's worth the number one pick, but after that, that's it. Somebody called him – I think Stephen A. Smith called R called rj barrett a poor man's jalen rose

that's so good which is it was exactly i mean like i don't it's not bad like he was getting fucking kobe comparisons coming out of high school i'm so tired of kobe comparisons at 18 so what he just shoots a lot that's what you're saying he's six six and he shoots all the fucking time like what else what else can you compare ko to Like I think RJ Barrett's good He's just not your number one He needs to realize He's not your number one For sure

He's good And then he'll be alright He's a very good player I think I like John Morant Better than him Agreed RJ

Yeah his last name's Barrett RJ Last name Barrett I don't know What I'm wearing Ah this fucking sucks RJ Last name's Barrett. I don't know what I'm wearing. Ah, this fucking sucks. RJ, last name Barrett. Wish that his last name was Baggett so we could.

Rhyme and win. Anyway, so. Okay, my bad. So, all right, so Duke somehow, this was going around on Twitter, Duke somehow manages to lose with the top four picks in the draft. Facts. Is Coach K an elite coach? Yes, he's an elite coach, but you know who's more elite?

Tom Izzo? Tom Izzo, baby. Tom Izzo was catching a lot of heat. You want to talk about someone who said the N-word. If you look at Tom Izzo, 100% sure. 100% he said that before. 100% I want to bet my pinky toe.

Dude. You can cut that shit off tonight.% I'm willing to bet my pinky toe. Dude. You can cut that shit off tonight. Bro, look at his fucking neck and head. Do you think there's a chance that he hasn't dropped the N-word? I think it's the best story in the tournament, actually. What is? Tom Izzo? Everybody was coming for Tom Izzo.

Like, oh my God, how can you yell at those kids? They're so embarrassed. Early in the tournament, he was like yelling at one of his players, like in his face, screaming at him. Everybody was coming down on him. How can you embarrass your kid like that? Yeah. Embarrass your player like that?

And all his players are like, no, we love Tom. They're like, bro, that's just how we coach. Yeah, we had no problem with that. Why can't you yell at the players? I'm like, bro, like anybody who- Suckers. Yeah. One, I think social media has turned everybody into a bunch of pussies when it comes to sports.

Like, what the kids fucking... That's the heat of the game. There's fucking 40,000 people in the goddamn crowd. You're going to have to yell at somebody if you miss a fucking backdoor cut, all right? Like, you're going to get yelled at. I don't get it. It doesn't even make sense to me. And everybody's like, oh, my God, the way he coaches.

It's fucking animalistic. It's caveman-like. I thought we grew out of that. And, like, the Bobby Knight days were done I'm like first of all Bobby Knight used to legit hit motherfuckers okay like so that's

that's different and secondly guess who's in the final four bitch I think his coaching has done quite well was Michigan State the one where they were

raping the gymnastics yeah it was Michigan State this I didn't like about this though he kinda didn't he kinda defended old dude

just the amount of rape in this episode there's a amount of rape in this episode. There's a lot of rape in this episode, right? There's a lot of rape. They was raping gold medals into these bitches, right? Can't call them bitches, bro. Why bad? Can't call them bitches.

Can't call them bitches. That's what you're doing. That's crazy. Crazy fucking logic. So Tom Izzo was probably getting the dude to do the same treatment on his players. And that's why he was tight. That's why he was defensive. You didn't ask how Draymond got so good.

Yes! It's not a coincidence that he went to another place where there are gay people. He know where his bread is buttered. He went from Michigan State To San Francisco He's like yo I need that same shit The same guy who butters Kevin Durant's bread I'm gonna go pee Yo if you don't come to the mix

You're not gonna leave on that You're not gonna leave on that You're not gonna leave on that You're not gonna leave on that Oh man Sometimes you need some tough love though bro That's a mic drop. That's a mic drop, I thought. You're not going to leave on that, bro. Oh, man. You're out here. Sometimes you need some tough love, though, bro.

Sometimes you got to yell at the motherfuckers. Why can't you yell at adults? They're 18 years old. We can send them to war, but we can't tell them to not miss a fucking defensive play. These people are so fucking crazy. What do you think's happening when they're at war? Do you think they're calmly saying, hey, you're going to kick in the door. You're going to be the first person to make the shot.

No, right? They're fucking going, hey, get out there. Kill these motherfuckers. I don't know what they're saying. My point is, it's war. It's war. That is our go-to.

Get the fucking job done. You ever notice that? I was just thinking that when you did it. If you have to make any argument, you just go, but I'm not going to war.

I'm not going to war. Because we're Americans and we're always at war. We always have awards compared to us. There's 70 genders. There're always at war. We always have awards compared to us. There's 70 genders. There's a fucking war! Look at this fucking war!

I'm a fucking soldier! Remember when Keller Wenzel went like fucking... I'm a fucking soldier. ...fucking nuts that one time? No. He's like, oh, you're trying to kill me? I'm a fucking soldier! I'm a fucking soldier!

And everyone's like, whoa, dude. Wait, the tight end? Yeah, when he was in the University of Miami, and I guess somebody got hurt, he's like, I'm a fucking fuck. He's like, it's either them or me. It's war out there. I'm a fucking soldier and then like he had like on to CTE for We gotta get some guys with CTE on this show So we get take your pick they all get a CT the show. They got a sense of humor about it. Willie Colon.

No, no. Willie don't have it. But we get guys that have real CTE. We get them on the show. And then what we do is we read them. We ask them questions about their own Wikipedia page. And we see if they can answer them. The only risk is if the question pisses them off, they'll murder all of us.

And this table is built really well for breaking. This is a good WWE-type table. So we'll need some... Maybe we'll do smaller players or something like that. Maybe like running backs. Somebody we can handle. I don't think you can handle a running back. I'm not going to run a back out of a 5'6", motherfucker. Are you kidding me?

He's 5'6", 280. Not anymore! He's 280, he's just wide now. He's a'6", 280. Not anymore. He's 280, he's just wide now. Okay, he's a fat 280. He's a fat 280. Emmitt Smith, my height, I think. No, Emmitt Smith got me. Emmitt Smith got me.

He's 5'7". Oh, I see that. Emmitt's different. I seen Marshall Falk like a month ago. No, Marshall might got him. Marshall Falk is still, Marshall Falk is still. He looked a little inflated, though. He looked like his face got a little fat.

Yeah, he's a little fat. He's not like chunky. It looked like somebody stuck a bike pump in Morgan Young Marshall's talk and just started. Wes Welker. Wes Welker, out of here. Darren Sproles, out of here. Nah, Darren Sproles will fuck you up. Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm an alpha male. That's what you gotta say before you fight someone. Are you sure you want this? I'm an alpha male. Wait, you really don't think you can fuck up football players? I think I could. I don't think I can fuck up a lot of people. You is different.

Yeah. I think I get some hits off. I feel like just football players, they're just kind of built different. I could definitely beat up some. Anyway, we bring them on here. We ask them questions about their life and see if they remember them. And I think it can be really fun. That's a great idea.

And every time they don't remember, we headbutt them. So there's an extra incentive to remember. It's more CTE. Yo, Ed, and you'll be here for those episodes because I'll make you busy. What do you think? What should we call it,

guys? I was trying to think of it. The CTE cups. The CT Emmys. CT Emmys. There we go. We'll bring out a little fucking Emmys with like headband.

That's it. Dude, we all put on helmets and just fucking bang away. headband. That's it. Dude, we all put on helmets and just fuck. Get a little thing away. A little swollen brain. Yeah. Where did you go to college?

Blah, blah, blah. What years? I forget. Just whack from the side. Love it. Great game. He said he has to have CTE, but a sense of humor about it. Oh, we need the sense of humor.

Because, listen, there are going to be guys that have a sense of humor about their memory loss. Right? They don't My dad has one He's going to forget like Mid game That he's playing a game And once you headbutt him He's going to be like

Red team four Go Okay We don't want to headbutt him Into like a rage And we got like some Chris Benoit shit Oh god yeah

That shit They just out there He had like the brain Of like a 90 year old Or some shit Benoit Yeah That shit was fucked up Really Yeah Just He had like the brain of like a 90-year-old or some shit. Benoit? Yeah, that shit was fucked up. Really?

Yeah. Just from doing what? The jumping off the high stuff? Well, his finishing move was a diving headbutt. What? So like. What? No, he's right.

What a bitch ass way to get CTE, right? Wrestling? I can tell you. Some fake shit? I can tell you were judging it by the way you said. Just from what? The diving off the. What a dumb ass.

Dumb ass. Pull up his. Fucking idiot. Pull up a Chris Benoit diving diving headbutt this is his finishing move he did this i don't he did this every fucking night i want to see it he literally would his his fish was literally just fucking jumping and headbutting somebody off the top rope i'm 100 supportive of of watching this video okay i'm not gonna lie that's pretty high that's pretty fucking high.

Okay, let's see it. What a fucking idiot that decides that this is going to be his move. And he is top heavy. He looks like an incredible. He was fucking jacked. Boom! That was his shit. Damn. Every fucking night.

Why wouldn't he just break it with his? That's what most people did. Steve Austin's like, damn. That's what most people did. You just kind of brace the fall, like break it with his... That's what most people did! Steve Austin's like, damn! That's what most people did. You just gotta brace the fall. You just spread out a little bit and right before he wants to hit, you go like that, but he would just go all head.

Apparently that just wasn't good for you. This is his last one. Alright, here it is. Let me see the last. This is what took him over the edge. WrestleMania promo. This Sunday at MetLife Stadium. WrestleMania 33. Yeah, no, fuck that. Nah, you can give it to me.

Come to Wiley Mania, though. That's going to be lit. It's at MetLife? MetLife Stadium, yeah. Okay. Oh, this is the last match. Yeah, jeez. Who's that?

No, that's not Booger T. That is D'Angelo De Niro, the Pope Turn the volume off Oh, volume, volume, volume Here it comes Describe what we're watching though Yeah, so basically he's climbing up the top rope And doing his finish move, the diving head butt,

which, you know, I guess just, oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, shit. God damn. See, I don't remember that. That shot gave him the CT. Yeah, that's it. It's over. How you just dive into a knee cap?

Yeah, dude, that's nuts. That's a 20-foot drop onto someone's foot. That's on his knee. Yeah, so that is un-fucking-believable. And the reason why he was so good is because most people would just kind of brace themselves. But he went for it. But he would just go for it. Whatever would make it look fucking more realistic.

Here we go, slow-mo. Oh, slow-mo. Jesus. Dude! Oh, he blocked it. He blocked it. You shouldn't have killed your family, bro. That's like...

That wasn't cool. That's what I was thinking. It wasn't worth it. But, like, outside of that, like, he's... You were thinking that? No, I just... I thought it wasn't that. I think it wasn't worth it.

I'm pretty sure that's clear. Yeah, it was a terrible question. It's kind of fucked up, like... I was like... I was mad sad when he died. He was my favorite wrestler. Really? I swear to God. He was legitimately one of the best wrestlers I've ever seen. That's what killed him.

When he died, I thought it was carbon monoxide shit. Shit, it's your fault, Kaz. If you didn't like him so much... He was a phenomenal wrestler, man. I like Mankind. Yeah, Mankind was legit. Alright, what else we got, man? Floyd training. Why is Floyd training again?

I don't know, but I hope he's not going to fight. I really hope. He keeps posting these Instagram videos. He looks phenomenal. He always looks phenomenal. So what's the training? You just, as we're starting to record, Andrew's like, what is Floyd training for? So what are these videos?

I don't know, man. He's in the gym. He's, you know, say, not perfect, but always trying to be perfectionist or something. Yeah. I think it unfortunately

means he's going to be fighting again, and it's just heartbreaking. I think, if anything, it's another easy-to-win exhibition match. And I also think there's something about Floyd

that just, it's every famous person. You don't want to give up the spotlight that easily. He likes keeping the speculation going about whether or not he might fight again. Ooh. 100% right.

This just came to my mind topic-wise. Did you see 50 Cent posted this? No. Did you see the guy from Power he won some award I think it was an NAACP award and he shakes Jay-Z's

hand and then he goes and he hugs Beyonce, gives her a kiss on the cheek. Got some lip. And then give her another kiss on the cheek. Got a little lip. And very close to the lip. Got a little one-third of the lip on the side right here. Look at this video.

Edwin's about to pull it up. He's about to die. This guy has balls. The balls on this man. The balls. Even Jay-Z's going to be like, bro, what are you doing? But you know Beyonce loved that beard because Jay-Z can't grow shit. Boom.

One time. Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh, my God. She ain't happy. She don't look happy about that shit. No, she's flustered. She didn't even look back.

Look at all that testosterone she just felt. You know? Come on. Look at that. Oh, my God. Is that disrespectful? I think. Jay-Z got to fight him? I feel like it's just because he got like mad Bajan on her yeah yeah

well um yeah you don't go for being a mouth be like I don't even kiss girls and she can watch that one like J Cole really got straight dudes in the green room remember no nothing but magical faithful faithful girl like there's no That motherfucker got straight dudes in the green room, bro. Yo, remember? Son. Nothing but dudes. I was like, that's Jekyll faithful, faithful, bro. Like, there's nothing but dudes, man. And like dudes that were apparently famous, but I didn't know. Yeah. Like, I was just finding out.

Like, T.R. Henry. T.R. Henry. No clue. Was there. That is the most generic looking black guy you'll ever see in your life. He looks like every, it looks like fucking Craig David. Like, fill me in. Oh, dude.

What is it? All black UK guys look like Craig David to me. Shout out to F.A. F.A.'s in the building, man. Why you don't like Craig David? That's my guy. No, you got Craig David. T.M.R. is a legend.

Legend. Yeah, but they're- Played for the Red Bulls, right? Yeah, that's why he's a legend. He played for the Red Bulls. What is- Is he like a fencer? T.M.R. sounds like a fencer or maybe like a seltzer water.

Shit, I thought you were talking about Thierry Marie. Oh, shit. Thierry Marie, a legend. Who's a Thierry Marie? She's a legend. First lady in Iraq? Admit this. Who's a badder bitch, Thierry Marie or Thierry Henry?

Who finer? Okay, can we at least admit, we're not saying all black people look alike, but we can admit that all black soccer players look generic as fuck. We can admit that. What? Get him up. He's like, he's very handsome. He's saying he's a handsome man.

Get him up on the video, Eden. How do I spell his name? How do I spell his name? I can't even spell your most famous soccer player's name. I feel like the rest of it will pop up. T-H-E-I-R-R-Y Henry. H-E-N-R-Y. Is N-R-Y or N-R-I-E?

N-R-Y. You got it? Yeah. Okay, let's see this guy. Handsome-ass T-R-Henry. I got like five cousins that look like him. There he goes. That's Alex, dog.

What are you talking about? That's Alex. It looks nothing like Alex. Tell me that ain't Alex with the beard. That's Joe Budden. I was about to say, what's going on? Look at Joe Budden, bro. Listen.

Come on, bro. This is every dude. Keep going to other pictures. Every light-skinned bald dude with a beard is not Joe Budden. Every light-skinned bald guy. Come on. That guy probably dated Issa Rae in Insecure. Click on this one right here.

Come on, man. That's like the Dean at Howard. This is why I'm so terrified of coming home. That's like me at 15 years old. That's why I got to get some hymns. Oh, yeah. Kaz is feeling a little bit insecure about potentially balding. I think I got a bald spot.

Well, I definitely have a bald spot. Let's see it. Turn it around. Let's see it. Let's see if we got it. That's why I got my durag on. Come on, son. Let's just see the baldy, bro.

Why would I do? Yo, hymns. I want to see that yarmulke. Let me see that yarmulke. Let me see it. I felt bad, too, because I was on the shoot that day. And you saw it? And I saw it.

I peed a little bit. Bro. Y'all let the shot just shine. These motherfuckers wouldn't say shit, neither. I couldn't say nothing. Hey, why the fuck do you say your name? I would have said a hat. What the fuck is cause?

Oh, yeah. You pronounce your name different. No, it's all the same. Anyway. Hold on. Let me see back. Man, change his name for a check. Listen.

No, no, no. Lean back down. It's mad small, dog. Let me see. Turn, turn, turn towards me. Turn towards me. Can you turn towards me? Yeah, it was the sun.

Because it's thinning. Hold on one second. Can you just stay in one position just right there that's it okay that's nothing yeah yeah that's fine so when the Sun hits it like it's about to be spring and summer and shit I can't I mean all you gotta do is keep it tight if you keep your hairline very tight it won't even look like you're bald nah I mean like I do want to grow back out I want to get like my mohawk back and shit so like but then it's gonna look like it's gonna be noticeable it's gonna be you're gonna

have the thin spot and not if I get the hymns if the hymns fucking grow mushroom back nice you late for that it's too late there was not usually motherfuckers with no quarters get hymns and they get corners all get the hair transplant you got that money I get ain't got no hair transplant, bro. If I got patience for smile direction, I'm not getting it. This guy looks different. This guy, the Italian one? Yeah.

Mario Balotelli. He looks a little different because he got the hair. I fuck with Balotelli. He was like the fucking, he was like, he was an OD dude before, right? Like, he's wild out. Yeah. But there's no way you could tell a soccer player. That's Thierry Henry, right?

Who's that one? Yo, you should just like, you should just name player That's Thierry Henry right? Who's that one? Yo you should just like You should just name That's Thierry Henry too Look at that Go back to this guy right here That's What the fuck is that?

I don't know But y'all crazy bro Y'all are really wild with this soccer shit Yo Not gonna hold you Alex that could be you Go back up Do your legs

Go back up to RG3 Yo Yo that's mystical I'm about to have double woman Go back up to RG3. Yo. Yo, that's mystical. I'm about to have double woman. Black day soccer thug caught on CCTV punching white woman in the face. They had to make sure they said white woman in the face. You can tell. Yeah, I'm trying to see that.

That's a proper all right website. Oh, it is? Yeah, thank you, Storm. All right website. Oh, shit. Oh, well, you, Storm. That's a proper... It's an alt-right website. Oh, shit. Oh, well, fuck that. We don't shout out that website on here. All right, let's...

This is compelling. Okay. It's funny, most ugly football team. It's all good. We're just chill, bro. We're working right now. We're just looking at that. Whoa, look at these little shorties.

Look at that guy. That's Thierry Henry? They're all Theron Rhee. Okay. Anyway, I think that we're pretty much in agreement. I think we're pretty much in agreement with this. Anything else before we run out of here? So did you hear about the Le'Veon and Keenan Allen beef?

That was great. Talk to me about this. All right. So if you guys, I'm a Jets fan. Le'Veon Bell is trying to become a rapper. He took a lot of the year off to focus on his rap career, if anybody noticed. But he tweeted out today like, yo, let me know if y'all fucking with this or not. Yada, yada, yada.

Keenan Allen of the LA Chargers? Yeah. Keenan Allen said, and I quote, hold on. I got to keep it banned bro this ain't it with the trash emoji so Keenan said that Le'Veon's album was trash and no video yeah yeah he has read his rap video up he said are you ready fire or trash can emoji both emojis and then can I said I got to keep it banned bro this ain't it trash can emoji well if you're not my

responded if you honestly felt that way you could have just texted me and said And then Kenny Allen said I gotta keep it Bam bro This ain't it Trash can emoji Le'Veon Bell responded If you honestly felt that way You could've just texted me And said LOL But it seems Even people with check marks Want to troll to seek attention

For mentions now Nowadays Enjoy this buzz For us to still Have positive vibes Kenny Allen responded I was not trolling On my mama bro

I don't troll Like I said I speak facts You shouldn't have asked If you ain't want the truth All over me I mean that's true Don't ask If you don't wanna know The said I speak facts You shouldn't have asked If you ain't want the truth All over here I mean that's true Don't ask if you don't

Want to know the answers Did you listen to the album I heard the song It wasn't good It wasn't good Song was trash Song was not good Really bad

Can we play a little of it Through your phone I'm a Jets fan too I'll play the clip It's right here But play it through your phone Yeah So that we don't get

This shit flagged You know what I mean Alright let me see. Here, here. You got it up? All right, this is Le'Veon Bell's rap song. Oh, here we go. This is it.

Can you hear that? We got to talk over it, right? A little bit. We got to talk over this. Here, give me, give me, and then we don't have to talk over it. Yeah. Okay. Now we're fine.

Yeah. So, I mean, it's like a Broke-Ass Migos, right? You know what it sounds like? It sounds like a whacker version of Lonzo Ball music. I kind of fuck with Lonzo Ball music. I never heard of Lonzo. Like, get your merch, get your merch, get your merch, get your merch. You don't remember the Lonzo Ball?

Nah, I never heard the Lonzo shit. Lonzo got records, bro. What was the keys? Put out an album and shit. I ain't heard of it. I heard it. But this is whack. No athlete to me had good music. Allen Iverson.

40 bars. 40 bars. Legendary. Legendary record. Flames. I heard an old Kobe record. Drop the F word. Mad time.

That's dope. David Stern. That's what's up. That's what's up. We should blow that up. Blow that up, Alex. Quote Allen Iverson. I'm not going to say it

in the word, but it said, come at me with F word tendencies you'd be sleeping where the maggots be. I said, oh my God. Aside from the homophobia, that was a fire right there.

What are you talking about aside from? Fire bar, bro. So you don't remember that Reebok commercial back in the day when they were playing the instrumental for it?

Nah, bro. Oh, bro. You would know it as soon as you hear the first couple joints. He had one of the few good non-Jordan shoes back when we were kids the instrumental for it? Nah, bro. Oh, bro. You would know it as soon as you hear the first couple joints. He had one of the few good non-Jordan shoes back when we were kids.

I love them. They were one of the best non-Jordan. Questions and answers. I like the questions and the answers. You remember this? Yeah, this is it.

40 bars, man. This is Allen Iverson. It's Jules time. Okay. We listened to him. Dude, this shit is not a game. I remember this like fucking yesterday.

Hold on. The year 2G, the rap game changed for one day. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Game 1 cheated. Woo! We need it. Woo!

Traymond don't believe it. Woo! Get to the F word, guys. Hurry up. The fuck? Okay. You'll be sleeping with a maggots bee. That's what's up.

Whoa. That's harsh. That's what's up. Yo. AI could have had a rap career, bro. That shit was a record, bro. It sounded like aggressive spoken word, though. The way his cadence was, it was almost like how spoken word is.

That shit was fire, bro. He was nice, bro. Nah, that shit was fire. I didn't hear that. It was Jules' time. All right, anything else before we run out, fellas? Casting's Harden got the MVP sewn up. I think he got it, bro.

Now, is there conventional wisdom that says that Giannis should get it because their record is better? Best player on the best team, isn't that what everybody used to say? It's just whoever's got it. I don't think Cardinals are going to win it because he won it last year. What do you mean by that? Hold on, what do you mean by that? People hate giving it to people two years in a row. Shaq deserved it ten of the years he played.

Right. LeBron deserved it ten of the years he's played. Jordan. Jordan deserved it every year he played. So I just don't know if he'll get it for that. He probably deserves it. But they just didn't want to give it to him two years ago, so they gave it to Russell Westbrook because of the triple-double.

Westbrook had a triple-double again. You've spoken of this. Yes. But they didn't want to give it to him twice in a row, so they gave it to Harden. Harden, I don't think they want to give it to him twice in a row. Also, for me, I've got to see it in the playoffs before I finally give it up to him.

I'm not going to give it up to him until I see the playoffs. So here's a question. You have, you're the NBA, and you're giving this award away as a marketing tool, if you're smart. To the least marketable superstar in history? Boom. Why not give it away to the guy who has a very good chance of taking your sport to the next level? I mean, LeBron is out of here. Steph is not a spring chicken.

I mean, Giannis could do what he does for of here. Steph is not a spring chicken. I mean, Giannis could do what he does for the next... He's not a spring chicken. He's a 30-year-old guard, but he's not young. He's a shooter, though. It's not like he's got a dunk on anybody. But his days of dominance are numbered. They're not over, but he relies on speed.

Steph's mastered the one skill you could use until you're like 40. How long do you think he's best player in the league or top five player in the league? I think another three or four years. That's all I'm saying. That's not that long. The exact argument, right? So it's like, Jonas is how old?

23 or 24. So he could do this for another- 10 years. Minimum 10. Minimum 10. Health permitted? Yeah. With all of them.

Yeah. Same health thing as all of them. Matter of fact, Steph has got more injuries, more injury prone than Giannis, right? So it's like, if I'm the NBA, I'm marketing this new young guy that the kids love, that a sneaker's about to come out, that's transitioning this style of play, he's made positionless basketball

official in a lot of ways. I give it to Giannis, and I dump everything behind him, and I bet you if Giannis played for a big market team, that MVP would be locked the fuck up. But since he's stuck up there in Milwaukee, all of a sudden it's maybe we should give it to Harden because there's more money behind the Rockets. I don't think it's that.

I just think the motherfucker just drops like mad 50-point triple doubles. But they lose. He drops 60 points. They were not even in the playoffs, like what, in the first two months of the year? And now they're what, third seed? Might be a second seed in the West? Who's got a better record? The Bucs, but they're not. seed might be a second seed in the West Like Who's got a better record The Bucks but they're not

And Giannis is hurt He just came back today actually How long has he hurt Hurt for maybe a couple weeks But they were thinking of shutting him down for the rest of the season They're like nah he wants to play Let's play on the best team Alright so how come Steph Curry and Kevin Durant don't get it every year

Because of his fatigue Right That's what we were just saying There is MVP fatigue I'm sorry Derek Rose I love Derek Rose

I hated when LeBron Went to the heat I hated him When he was on the heat LeBron should have Got that MVP Of course They just didn't want

To give it to him Sometimes they just don't Shaq should have More than one MVP This is indisputable It's crazy that Shaq has one MVP. Like, that is absolutely absurd. Can you name a more valuable player in the NBA during Shaq's heyday than Shaq?

Tim Duncan. Maybe Tim Duncan. I don't think so. Tim Duncan was the best player of that generation. I've always been a Tim Duncan over Kobe. Either way, Tim Duncan should have more than one MVP, or two MVPs, or Shaq should have more than one. Either one of these is true. Shaq should definitely have more than one MVP.

Steve Nash and Tim Duncan have the same number of MVPs, I think. Which is crazy. It's just, it's voting. It's a vote. When have we ever, when have votes ever been great? Right. Our current president. You can't just put shit to a vote and expect the best person to win.

To your Derrick Rose thing, I mean, like, there's times where, like, those teams take that leap. And I think, like, Giannis took that leap. So I guess that's why I would probably want to go with Giannis over that year. But it's like the dudes had so many just. Can you think of a more annoying player to get back-to-back MVPs? He might get it. But, like, Jesus Christ. Steve Nash.

Everybody loves Steve Nash. I didn't like him back then. No, he didn't deserve that. The year Kobe got 81, he didn't get a BB. Sure, that's to the point of us again, I think, where you can't really trust the votes. But what I'm saying is, Steve Nash was loved. He was universally praised. Everybody loved that style of basketball.

James Harden, for as good as he is, people are really put off by how he plays. Especially considering how good he is. The fact that he's so good and his popularity is so much lower than good as he is People are really put off By how he plays Especially considering How good he is The fact that he's so good And his popularity Is so much lower Than how good he is Means he's pretty annoying

To people I just can't imagine A more annoying repeat MVP It could happen Yeah But it would be He's the fucking Oh it's the most annoying

Infuriating game to watch I don't know man Lou has the numbers To back it up They They beat the Warriors Three out of four times this year. Regular season.

Same thing with the Bucs. But it is a regular season award. I guess I hear what you're saying. It has to be one or the other. I just hope they don't give it to Harden because I just think he's so annoying. Trust me, I don't want to see him get it either. He's so petty when he loses. I want to see him lose just for his reaction,

how he's going to be on social media, how he's going to be in interviews. It's going to really bother him to his core. Right now, who would be their matchup? Can someone check the standings? Because the NBA, basically the four through eight seed is tight in the West. Yeah. I think it's Nuggets, Warriors, Rockets, if I remember. I really want Warriors and Thunder in the first round.

Click on the West. What holds more weight, a regular season MVP or finals? Regular season. But isn't the goal winning a championship? Yes, but regular season MVP means more. Finals MVP isn't even a considered thing. For some reason, that's like the fifth thing they bring up when they talk about the greatest players of all time.

Like they won't say. Like Kobe only has two of all time. Like, they won't say... Like, Kobe only has two out of five. Like, Andre Iguodala is a Finals MVP. Like, how valuable is that, really? I think it should count. Because that's what happens a lot of times. And not all the time, but a lot of times in the playoffs, a role player steps up and is the difference maker. And that's what happened with Andre Iguodala.

So now, if you look at Finals MVP and you put it above a regular season MVP, you're like, wait a minute, was Andre Iguodala more important that year than James Harden? I do think you're right. I think it should carry more weight than it does. I think the fact that Steph has zero is a little weird. He could have had it last year.

That was very easily could have been. I mean, they gave it to KD, but it could have easily been to Steph. Because KD hit that one shot over Braun. Once he hit that fucking, that shutdown shot, that was like, yeah, he got it. Steph played his ass off last finals. You heard the Warriors complaining about the officiating. They were going nuts about the officiating in the Timberwolves game.

And it was just weird to see them complaining about bad calls. Well, it was necessary. Did you see what happened? Sure, but also the way you won game one of the finals last year when LeBron had 50 and a triple-double in the finals was pretty horrible officiating. Looked good to me. Guys, we gotta get out of here, man. It's getting late. Anything else we want to say real quick?

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