Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Rogan Horsed Around with Sanjay Gupta
Episode Date: October 19, 20210:00 - start 5:00 - Conor Mcgregor punched an Italian DJ 41:30 - New info on Epstein 51:00 - Rogan vs Sanjay 1:31:00 - Kyrie Irving 1:36:00 - Netflix walk out over Chappelle Trans jokes Flagrant 2 is... a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf
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What's up, everybody?
Okay?
This is Andrew Schultz.
Welcome to Flagrid 2.
I'm here with Akash Singh, Alex Media, and Mark Gagnon.
The truffles even here.
That little bitch.
Oh, my God.
I love saying bitch with helium breath.
Dude.
We should do pods like this every single time.
This is amazing.
We gotta get a tank.
We might die, but we can do it.
I feel like this is getting crazy.
Do you think I'm killing brain cells, you fucking
bitch?
You're worried about my brain cells over there, bitch?
I'm glad you don't do drugs. You chase.
Dude, it is so much fun.
What's your favorite brunch place in New York?
What?
I just want to judge your outfits.
I started talking like this
and fashion police is knocking at your door.
What do you think of Akash?
Akash looks cute.
I like to roll him into a little fucking garlic knot
and spit on his anus.
Ew.
Weird.
It sounds really weird when the voice comes back normal.
Yeah.
Like when you're talking
all like gay and stuff
and you say whatever,
it's cool.
And then once your actual voice,
I actually think my voice
is higher now.
Yeah, it's kind of stuck.
You did take a lot, bro.
Did it change forever?
Yeah, you did too much.
Oh, fuck, dude.
All right, well,
guys, welcome.
What's up, everybody?
How are you?
How are you guys doing?
Great.
Amazing.
Yeah?
Yeah, dude, good weekend.
Okay.
It's immediately freezing in New York, so I know you're not doing well no i fucking hate it it did drop out of nowhere
yeah we're ready to rock we're ready to leave uh yo i gotta say shout out to philly man
uh the whole squad was down in philly this weekend we did an amazing show at the met which is like
this beautiful theater unbelievable unbelievable and uh just the Philly audience was amazing.
And it was like everything Philly.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, like Philly people, they're not sensitive.
Like, they don't give a fuck.
Like, you talk about controversial topics.
They're down for it.
They love jokes.
But there's going to be a fight at a public event.
And apparently when I was on stage, there was a fist fight.
Wait, what?
You didn't hear about this?
No.
I didn't know either. And that's the beauty of, like, big venues is that, like, there was a fist fight. Wait, what? You didn't hear about this? No. I didn't know either.
And that's the beauty of big venues is that there could be an actual fist fight.
I think I heard it.
Was it in the back right section?
Did they tell you where?
Something.
I don't know.
I did hear something going on.
Chivsy said he was walking around and people just started swinging.
And he said there was a lot of N-words thrown.
And I was like, bye.
It could get really interesting.
But it was just that's the most Philly shit, right?
Like you got the jail and the Eagle Stadium.
You know these guys are ready to fucking fight.
To come to such a beautiful venue and be like, who won it?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
What do you think it was?
Is it like two people could be offended by something at my show, not what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
Like there's so many things
that might offend you
throughout the show,
but they said something
to one another.
Like, somebody's head
was just in the way
or something, I guarantee.
It was just something stupid
or, like, somebody's girl
was talking
and then another dude was like,
yo, tell your girl to be quiet.
And then from there...
But that's Philly.
They're not going to cancel
your career.
They'll kill you.
They'll cancel your life.
Yeah, your life is done.
Yeah.
But, yo, it was just so dope.
And I just want to say thank you, man. I was really grateful
everybody came out and showed love.
Philly always been showing us love.
Even when we were doing a comedy club there,
like Helium, man, they just always came out.
Philly always showed love.
They really do, man. Except the time they always wanted to kill you,
but outside of that, they showed love.
That was just a few people from Philly.
Even then, it was with love, though.
It was with love. That person just a few people from Philly. That was a few people. You can't judge all of them, bro. Even then, it was with love, though. It was with love.
It was with love, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, that person loved
their dad so much,
they were like,
you can't make fun of my dad,
dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
No, no, no.
Still live it.
Okay, just chill.
Just chill.
Alex brought the hammer down.
I did.
I had to.
I heard.
I brought the hammer down.
I heard.
I heard.
Son, we ride.
Who was lucky?
We ride.
Who was lucky?
I saw a slide up on him.
You know what I'm saying? We was about to slide. No, when We ride. Who was lucky? I saw a slide up on him. You know what I'm saying?
We was about to slide.
No, when you think about it, they were actually really lucky they didn't try to kill me because
they would end up dead.
Yeah.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
How lucky are they?
I would have ended up in jail though.
No, you wouldn't end up in jail.
You've been already.
You ended up going anyway.
I mean, I didn't.
You're a police officer.
Not at the time.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
We would have to hide a body and everything.
God damn.
That's crazy.
Whoa.
Damn, Al.
Al, that's...
Yo, Al's a criminal, bro.
Al, you're fucking nuts, bro.
You can turn this guy in, dog.
I'm snitching.
I'm snitching on Al.
I'm snitching on Al.
I'm snitching on Al.
You deserve to go to jail in Sweden, because God looked out for you in Philly.
There you go. God was like, you're going to have to pay the jail in Sweden because God looked out for you in Philly.
God was like, you're going to have to pay the jail debt somewhere. I'm just going to wait
until you go to the softest place on the planet
where you can actually pay it. Being in jail in
Philly, bro. That would have been rough.
God damn. And murdering a famous
person's son?
Well, it wouldn't be murder. It would be self-defense.
You're a hero, dude.
You're the baby.
Basically the baby. you're the baby basically
the baby yeah yeah anyway yo philly thank you so much and um and yeah man let's get into it let's
let's get into a lot of good stuff to talk about this week this week has been very generous to us
we have many many conversations that we could have um where shall we begin obviously there's
the big rogan situation also al if you
throw the notes up it'll be easier for me to stop stalling and then just get to the discussion
this is like when i'm reading an ad guys if i'm ever reading an ad and i just repeat the same
line a few times with like different levels of energy that's me trying to get out of waiting
scrolling down with the fucking copy okay so now So now you guys know. All right?
It's brought to you by Blue Chew.
Blue Chew is the one bringing it to you.
Blue Chew.
It is, though.
We do have them today.
Shout out to Blue Chew.
Anyway, let's talk about it.
Conor McGregor out here fucking people up again.
Do you think Conor McGregor has CT?
And I mean that sincerely. I had that exact thought.
What do you think?
Either he's just completely falling apart because the thing that he put his self-worth on even though he has everything else
that's been taken or it's legit cte so let's let's go off of number one like it's just ego right
yeah i think that yeah when you build yourself up and your entire adult life you think of yourself
as like the most terrifying human being on the planet.
You can fuck up anybody.
Even though he can't fuck up the guys in the higher weight classes.
You know regular pedestrians.
You fucking them up.
A DJ?
I'm not afraid of DJs.
His self-worth is I kick people's ass.
So now once you stop believing
yourself that you can kick people's
asses, I think you're incredibly sensitive to any provocation from a pedestrian.
Yes.
Right?
From a civilian.
Yeah.
Right?
So you have a situation where like you ever have somebody like, you ever have somebody be condescending to you?
Maybe they think that you're like broke or they think that you're like stupid or something like that and i'm insecure so that drives me fucking nuts
right and then if they like laugh at you in like a weird way yeah yeah yeah you're like hate you
forever exactly but because you're dealing with that insecurity right so connor never had that
insecurity and now he has the insecurity himself which is maybe i can't fuck people up like i used to yeah and then if a dj
some italian dj at that any italian really yeah any italian or any dj any italian or dj could
get fucked up together this guy's asking for an italian dj does something that he probably isn't
even to you it's maybe to his wife maybe connor says hey we should go to the next spot and then
he goes yeah yeah sure we'll go to the next spot and then he goes yeah yeah sure we'll go
to the next spot or something like that and maybe he's talking to his wife maybe it's an inside joke
about his wife and they both don't like going after hours places so he's winking at his wife
sure we'll go to the next spot nothing to do with connor but connor's so sensitive that
motherfuckers don't respect him no more yeah that immediately or you get punched in the mouth or the
dj was italian and started playing bongos on her titties and shit like that.
Do they do that?
I mean, Italians, that's how they talk.
Al, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Al, seriously, I wanted to yes and you, and I wanted to improv game you, but I have to bring this to a screeching halt.
This is why I'm not good at improv.
You know how Cuomo is very Italian?
I'm not going to pick up your dumb fucking...
Oh, that's Italian-American that's different.
Oh. See, Italian-American that's different. Oh.
See, Italian-American that's different.
I didn't know that.
These are different people.
My bad.
Different group of people.
Basically, what happened is in around 1492...
This is true.
All the straight people in Italy left.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
And they moved to New York.
Yeah.
All the straight people in Italy moved to America.
There's only 40 of them on the boat, though.
There was only 40 of them on the boat. There. There was only 40 of them on the boat.
There's a lot of gays.
And the rest of them stayed there.
And then they started doing fashion things.
And they started caring about if the tomatoes were ripe.
And that's just what they've been doing, really, for the last 500 years.
Maybe 550 years.
Got it.
Easily confusing situation.
My bad, my bad.
Not your fault at all.
So straight Italians here, super straight, bongos
titties, gays that are
still in Italy doing their thing.
So that's why we see these...
Slip-on shoes.
Slip-on shoes. Really tiny, those little Ferrari
shoes. Just wear socks. What are you doing?
Just wear socks.
You're not going to be fast.
You're not fast.
Actually, the fastest man on the planet is actually italian no yeah that's true that's true black guy that plays soccer american
the fast part is american you didn't get to speak from your mom and the ferrari shoes probably
huh and the ferrari shoes and the ferrari he wore the ferrari shoes
but it's like when you see a little kid like lightning mcqueen shoes how are they not good
at marathons all they do is carbo load all day every day yeah all you're eating is pasta and you're not good at marathons with the ferrari
shoes i mean you have to give it up for the metabolism oh yeah dude you have to give it up
for the metabolism like they eat the food that you shouldn't eat like great car and live mad long
the number one diet in america is just don't eat like an italian and they're still skinnier yes
you gotta give it up to them.
100%.
What do you think that is?
Is the food better?
I think the food...
I think they talk with their hands.
It's just so much faster.
Oh, exercise.
And they talk so fast.
Yeah.
Their mouth is the Ferrari.
And also just sucking cocks.
Okay.
I think a lot of the guys
are just busy sucking cocks.
I think you nailed that.
The wife,
because the wife is like,
I have to go to the farmer's market
and get the new cabbage.
And then the husband's like,
I'll suck the cocks
and give it back.
Get the alfredo. Yes. We get the sauce. You get the new cabbage and then the husband's like i'll suck the cocks get the alfredo yes we get the sauce you get the pasta i make the sauce
so yeah so we figured out italy and why they're so skinny yeah um you know about connor though
you fight fighting is even more heightened like you're saying yeah i think anytime like imagine
all of a sudden you just weren't funny anymore. Let's knock on wood because that's even fucked up. Yes, yes, yes.
You're going to spiral.
Connor's entire...
How could that happen?
Connor's entire...
How are you superstitious about that?
Son, son, son.
What are you doing?
Come on, bro.
You're going to knock on wood.
You've never gone through that stage in your career
where you're like,
I don't know how to write jokes anymore.
I go through it every three years.
When we were starting out,
Akash and I,
I think for a good seven years,
you'd be killing for two months
and it should be like oh fuck i got this i got this figured out this is exactly how i'm gonna
do my special and then you'd hit a rut and then for a month it would just you get worse actively
oh god and usually afterward you'd grow more but it's like a fucking valley to get to the yeah for
me like that was always the the growth process it was like and i at first i didn't realize it but it
was like do better do better do better start doing worse and then all of a sudden there was
like that was like uh the next growth stage and eventually when i started doing worse i was like
oh okay good i'm about to grow yeah something's gonna happen i'm gonna be funnier i'm gonna
understand the game more but like before i understood that oh it's fucking brutal i mean
i think there are times where i was like on the phone with i can remember distinctly walking on astor place by the barber shop and just calling akash to be like
bro i think i lost it i think i lost it he's like what are you talking about dick funny man
i used to be funny do you remember what i'm funny i remember this conversation i used to be funny
and then i was like dude what are you talking about you're funny? I remember this conversation. I used to be funny. And then I was like, dude, what are you talking about? You're funny.
No, no, I had it, bro.
And I was going back in notes.
And I was like, this is funny.
I haven't thought of anything like this in a while.
But yeah, I remember that.
And I remember I did a show that night.
Oh, my God.
Then we'll get off this.
But I did a show that night.
And I was so angry and so depressed that I actually had a breakthrough.
I was so angry and so depressed.
It was a horrible show. I was in the, so depressing. It was a horrible show.
It was in the fucking East village.
There was like eight people there.
And for some reason,
like I wasn't trying to do the jokes.
I,
I,
I,
I couldn't be anything but what I felt.
Yeah.
And the audience like really resonated with it and then just started laughing.
And then all of a sudden,
like the jokes had new light.
And it was one of those moments where I realized like,
I need to be connected to the material.
I need to like feel something about it.
And I think if I didn't have that show, I would have quit comedy.
He wouldn't be making a living as a comedian, which means none of us would be making a living as a comedian.
A lot of other people would have quit comedy, too.
It's a crazy thing.
I also think the audience that night knew you needed it.
Your memory is like, yeah, I connected what you actually said.
It was like, if you guys don't laugh, I'm going to kill myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like the Joker moment.
You guys are all going to die.
Yeah, yeah.
They're like, oh, yeah, this guy's funny.
But in those times, you're fucking lost, man.
And Connor's lost.
He was, we thought, the best in the world.
Then it just, now it's all gone, it feels like.
We're all just kind of looking at him like, yeah, you kicked my ass.
Because think about all the interactions recently, right? And I'm not talking about when he punched the old guy in the world then it just now it's all gone it feels like we're all just kind of looking at him like yeah you kick my ass but like because think about all the interactions recently right and i'm not talking about when he punched the old guy in the bar because old guys in bars can be
dicks like that guy he could have yeah that guy deserved 100 because he could be some fucking
old bar fly he's already drunk and he thinks since he's old nobody's gonna hit him you know how like
like old old guys talk like young women you know what mean? Like they say shit like there's no repercussions.
Yeah.
Son, I would have
remember Larry Merchant
was talking shit to Floyd.
Yeah.
All of us were looking
at Larry Merchant like,
yeah, there's no way
Floyd's doing shit.
Didn't you say if I was younger
I would have kicked your ass?
No, you wouldn't.
That's the best boxer ever, Larry.
You were Larry.
You know what I'm saying?
You couldn't throw punches, nothing.
As a man, you hit 70,
you turned to a woman.
Exactly.
Socially, yeah.
100%. 100%. It is a freedom. It a man, you hit 70, you turned into a woman. Exactly. Socially, yeah. 100%.
100%.
It is a freedom.
It's like, oh, I can't wait.
I'm talking in Italian right now.
No one gives a fuck.
Wait, wait, wait.
You want the info?
You want the info?
Okay, no.
You're talking to an Italian?
Oh, no.
He's withholding the info on Italians.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell us.
Oh, no, he's talking about Connor.
I was like, well, they actually are gay.
There's a 90% chance.
I thought you were just bragging.
I was going to get flabbergasted.
Flabbergasting breaking news is over.
Sorry.
Oh, God, dude.
Excuse me.
I know it's kind of gay to sit how I sit,
but the way that Dove points his toe down.
He's wearing Italian shoes.
I don't do that, right?
I sit like this with my foot up because I'm ready to fucking,
you know what I mean?
I'm ready to go. I'm ready to be straight at any moment. I'm't do that, right? Like, I sit like this with my foot up because I'm ready to fucking, you know what I mean? I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to be straight
at any moment.
I'm so ready to be straight.
You're trying to
lull them into it.
My father walks in the room
like, yo, what are y'all doing?
Like, I'm so ready
to be straight, right?
But Dove is like
a goddamn ballerina, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
What is that,
what is that like,
isn't that like
say my name,
say my name?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's TLC. That's TLC.
Rhythm Nation.
You were really good at that, by the way.
You were switching them legs.
Son of a dancer.
Son of a dancer.
Son of a dancer.
You thought I wasn't going to be able to dance?
You could cut son of a dancer and just say dancer.
You a dancer.
He's a son of a dancer, dog.
I'm a son of a dancer, bro.
I'm a son of a dance teacher. That's the name of a book I'm a son of a dancer bro I'm a son of a dance teacher
that's the name of the book
yo three time
US ballroom dance champion
yeah
you know what I mean
I'll never hit on
Sander Cameron
so you got that
what
I had to cool it down bro
that pussy getting hot
you see
I had to cool it down bro
I had to blow that shit
real quick
okay tell us what happened bro
you want to read it
and I don't want to do it
okay I'll do it oh god dude okay it's like what happened, bro. I want to read it and I don't want to do it. Oh, God, dude.
It's like having a girlfriend you don't want to fuck.
I know.
You don't want to fuck this shit.
The girl says, I think he had the psychotic episode or something.
Then Dove goes, maybe because he doesn't know what to do now that his career is over, Israel's great.
We were in a circle talking, deciding what to do.
He wanted to go somewhere with the music.
Oh, she was there.
Some said they were going home.
Some said they were staying.
Francesco said, okay, let's stay then.
And yeah, he just turned his head slowly and yeah, and threw punch.
Open eyes emoji.
And then his friends and guards had to hold them down
because he wanted to keep beating Francesco.
So I don't think it's something premeditated or rational.
Well, respond.
You should respond to her.
Didn't you just?
No, please.
Wait, why not?
Just respond.
Did he discuss this with you before?
Didn't you just say that?
He was like, you just gave that example.
Yeah, TMZ Dove got on the scoop right before.
Yeah, wait.
So she just agreed with everything we said?
I just said, why are Italian men so gay
I swear to god no no no please
I did say that
that's what it is I just want to know
I think it's an important thing to know
did he say it?
you actually wrote that
yeah of course I wrote it
well maybe we'll get an answer she's Italian right?
they're sweet people
they're sweet
they're sweet okay but you think they're sweet
okay um but yeah i think that's what it is man because if you look at the other uh interaction
they had that altercation with mgk and it was the same kind of thing yeah right everybody was
alleging he asked for a pic and mgk was like nah and it was like yo you think you could disrespect
me yeah and now he should have fucked mgk for that yeah that is wild picture yo all anybody's doing is taking pictures have you ever turned out a picture in your life from
someone nah that's what i mean like you're like yeah i'm generous i will i turned out a picture
for a picture i'm turning that shit down we making news i want connor to punch an amish guy
he's like because they can't take pictures yes he can't use technology at all he's gonna fight
him he's gonna get pissed i turned down a picture in philly somebody was like yo can i get a picture
aziz i was like uh you would have could have and then i just got in my car and drove off
but it wasn't i'm trying to be funny aziz it was i really think your name is aziz at the show yeah
yeah no they were at the show so they knew who you No, they were at the show. So they knew who you were? They knew who you were. He said, I'm sorry, I forgot your name after.
And then I was like, you're not.
We're good.
He was like, oh, shit, I'm sorry.
I forgot your name.
I was like, it's all right.
Aziz would have taken a picture with him.
Aziz would have taken a picture with him.
Yeah.
Yeah, brought white wine when the bitch wanted red, probably.
I was trying to figure out what the joke was for that.
I'll just let you make it.
Brown on brown crime.
Yeah.
That's fine
I think it's
What's it called? Steroids
He's trying to heal from the injury
So they usually get a combination of steroids
And HGH to heal faster
100%
So the HGH increases cell growth
I mean that's just what it is
But the steroids make perfect
sense that is interesting and he's not gonna have a fight for a while so he's not gonna be tested
for a while yeah that is interesting i think that's what they do with a lot of athletes like
how do we just get you back sooner yeah but that is really fucking interesting it could be roid
rage because it's like little shit little shit like that so close together roid rage maybe mixed with the other
stuff we're talking about because like you need to have some insecurity to have the rage in the
first place yeah but i love the idea that that's what's making it irrational yeah interesting and
he keeps showing himself in the fucking gym i know he's been in the gym a lot but it's like
there's a lot of shirtless selfies man but if you're doing roids you gotta be on best behavior
in general because you know the people are gonna be like oh you have roid rage that's as soon as you know you're on roids but like your girl knows like everyone knows in your immediate circle you're doing roids, you got to be on best behavior in general. Because you know that people are going to be like, oh, you have roid rage. That's if people know you're on roids.
But like your girl knows.
Like everyone knows in your immediate circle you're doing roids.
Yeah.
And you can't just be acting crazy.
So you got to be extra nice.
But you don't think that his girl knows that he's a wild boy?
Yeah.
Like I think she knows 100%.
She was with him as a poor wild boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's going to stay with him as a rich ass wild boy.
Yeah.
I mean, the dude just got a yacht.
Like the guy's balling.
He got a Lamborghini yacht. Oh, yeah. I saw that shit dude just got a yacht. Like, the guy's balling. He got a Lamborghini yacht.
Oh, yeah.
I saw that shit.
And it looked crazy.
Yeah, that's far.
But it's like, now you're punching...
That's even more...
That's, like, more telling right there.
What do you mean?
Like, it's like, now you're trying to flaunt because you're kind of down bad.
It's like a midlife crisis, but it's mid-career crisis.
Yeah, yeah.
The best part is that he did this, like, three hours after his child was baptized at the vatican that's why they were in rome they were at the vatican getting their child baptized
yo that's flash so did that dj that motherfucker got two baptisms in one night bro yeah you about
to see jesus motherfucker what yo he was at the vatican yeah got his child baptized and then
punched an italian dj that night yeah
yeah that's the that's the room dream was he sinning though was the dj doing something super
disrespectful probably maybe talking his wife crazy all right guys we need to take a break
for a second because i gotta say thank you huge thank you uh we put up the tickets for radio city
musical iconic venue in uh only New York fucking America and
we put them up and basically the show almost sold out in a day it was unbelievable I think we got
maybe like 50 tickets left or something but I was floored uh you know my dad ended up walking to
meet my mom and a lot of you guys know my dad's memory isn't really there and uh so he had forgot that you know we told him that i was playing radio city he literally walks by radio
city music hall and gets to like be surprised by the fact that he saw his son's name on it and uh
that was a really cool moment and he was very proud and uh maybe very happy and i'm just very
grateful and thank you guys so much for doing that. Um, just means a lot. So I just want to say thank you so much.
Uh,
the infamous tour Philly was,
was so much fun.
Also another iconic venue that we're going to,
uh,
Chicago theater.
We sold out the first show,
added a second show,
Chicago.
We're coming there November 13th.
We add a second fucking show.
Go get those tickets ASAP.
Uh,
the Andrew shows.com this weekend.
We're in Indianapolis and D.C. Indianapolis.
Maybe a couple tickets left for that one.
D.C., two shows. Warner
Theater sold out, man. Thank y'all
so much. San Francisco, we add a
second show at the Masonic.
Fucking unbelievable, man. These venues are so
gorgeous, so it's awesome to do this.
Thank you, guys. There might be a few tickets left for San Francisco.
Go check that out. Madison,
Boston for New Year's. This week, we're going to gonna add a few more shows we'll tell you guys about that we are coming
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now let's get back to the show was the dj doing something super disrespectful probably maybe
talking his wife crazy yeah if you're up on that religious shit like you are locked in you are
walking what is the that beautiful thing that Michelangelo painted?
The Sistine Chapel.
The Sistine Chapel.
Yeah.
What?
Why am I supposed to know that?
You got 16 chapels.
I'm supposed to know all these fucking chapels, dog?
Is that one of the fucking clues in one of these stupid-ass books that you read?
Yo, don't disrespect Dan Brown, son.
Yo, he texted me the other day, bro.
He texted me and Doug. This is how I knew he the other day, bro. He texted me and dove.
This is how I knew he wanted to keep it private.
He texted me and dove all the way.
He goes, yo, yo, psst, yo, yo, which Kindle do I get?
I was like, Dan Brown coming out with a slapper, son.
You crazy if you don't think that I'm rocking out on a Kindle.
First thing, download it.
New show, new show.
Trash. Yo, yo,. New show. Trash.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Trash.
And he likes the books.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
He likes the books, okay?
Is he a filmmaker or is he a writer?
What's the new book called?
He's a writer.
All right.
What is he?
He's a writer.
He's a writer.
All right.
What's the new book called?
Come on, y'all.
Come on, y'all.
He just wants to let y'all know.
Kindle is his little book club.
He's a little book club.
You're not part of the book club?
You don't know about
emails and all that shit?
17th Chapel.
100%.
Idiot.
Yeah.
No, but for real,
Dan Brown's going to come out
with another slapper.
It's what he does.
And motherfuckers like y'all
will be jealous,
but then watch Harry Potter,
read Harry Potter,
do all that shit.
Harry Potter better than
anything Dan Brown ever wrote
in his life.
That's a fact.
Wow.
In his life.
That's a fact.
He's got Tom McGregor on your ass right now.
Hey, seven masterpieces, dog.
Seven.
Dan Brown wrote one.
He's going to get roid rage.
A couple follow-ups.
What is so special about Harry Potter?
Everything.
The Teacher of the Dark Arts is weird this season.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Next book.
The Teacher of the Dark Arts is weird this season.
It's the same shit over and over again.
You can't have curse.
It's fucking blues clothes. It's a curse job. You can't have curse. It's fucking blues clothes.
It's a curse job.
You guys know what I'm saying.
You like fucking blues clothes.
We're talking about
clues, Da Vinci.
Damn, clues is fire.
Clues is fire.
Yeah, Da Vinci code
is more like blues clothes.
Clues is fire.
We just got it.
You want to solve
these mysteries
every single time.
Did you not like the book?
Did you read Da Vinci code?
Oh, I like the book.
But it ain't better than Harry Potter's.
Pussy off that book back in the day.
You know what I'm saying?
Bring it up on the old phone, the fucking 3G, the iPhone 3G.
Son, how late did you read that book, dog?
How late did you read that book, dog?
I don't even know.
It's not like 2000.
I don't think iPhone's out yet, bro.
It's an LTE.
I'll be getting on these girls girls trying to show them how Paul
was putting his hand up against Jesus' throat.
You know what I mean?
In that picture of the last dinner?
You never seen that?
Who eats dinner like that?
Super weird.
And for your last dinner?
Last time we were getting together,
we were going to sit at a bar.
You can't chat at all.
They literally had a bar. Did they talk about mean? Like you can't chat at all. Word up. They literally had a bar.
No vibe at all.
Did they talk about that?
Was there no other depiction of the dinner?
They had to get a lift for the gram.
It's like, yo, come and get this picture real quick.
He was a hoe for the gram.
Yeah.
They didn't do a tablecloth.
They didn't do a tablecloth.
He was, right?
Like he was.
Like, yo, it's water to want.
Do you know what I mean? David Blaine. Write this down. Write this down. He's just walking? Like he was. Yo, it's water to want. Do you know what I mean?
Write this down.
Write this down.
He's just walking around the whole time.
Write this down.
Let's take the pic.
Yeah, yeah.
You're right.
Who got that many stories about them back in the day?
How many people got that many stories?
He had a little publicist all the time on him.
My man was all for the gram.
Jesus was for the gram.
First celebrity.
The grail.
He was for the grail.
But for real, when you think about it, that was like, yeah, I was the Kardashians, bro.
That was real Housewives of Bethlehem.
That was.
When you talk about the 12 of them just getting into high jinks every single day, going making
parties.
Entourage.
Right?
It might have been.
I'm not trying to be disrespectful to the Lord and Savior.
That might be respect.
Sometimes it was fighting.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes it was fighting, bro. They had a lot of drama. I'm not trying to disrespect the Lord and Savior and Savior. That might be respect. Sometimes it was fighting. You know what I mean? Sometimes it was fighting, bro.
They had drama.
They had a lot of drama.
I'm not trying to disrespect the Lord and Savior.
Daddy issues.
You know what I mean?
Dad not there.
Yo, how you got daddy issues with two dads?
Like, get over it.
You know what I'm saying?
You got double dads.
You had double dads, yo.
That's not crazy.
Like, don't give me those daddy issues shit.
You had double dads.
Also, your first dad is the most trustworthy like faithful human being on a planet
Yeah, right and then you got the other dad is literally God if Jesus said he got daddy issues. I got a fucking problem
I'll become a Jew right now
What do you mean a lot to live up to you mean you got to be perfect he had to be perfect
Why he was as good as he could be. Why?
Because one dad is Joseph and the other dad is God.
But he's also God, though.
He ain't shit.
But he gets to be a bad boy.
He gets to be a bad boy going to flipping tables, going into the temple.
Flipping tables.
But he didn't want to do that.
You know what I mean?
He had a lot to live up to.
Big ass shadow.
Big ass shadow.
What?
What shadow?
I don't believe that.
God created shadows, yo. That's the shadow. Jesus didn't don't believe that god created shadows yo that's the shadow
jesus didn't know that god was his dad until he died
you should understand you're in the shadow of a three-time ballroom champion yeah that's true
that shadow is
fucking heavy
in his heart
son of a dancer
but can we be honest
I don't think Jesus
knew that his dad
was God
not the very end
and God was like
Jesus I am your father
yeah
remember that part
of the Bible
he says that
now it is true
that like
in one hand
son
I'm being serious now
he didn't know
his whole life
that God was his dad
he wasn't walking around
going God's my dad
so why he's doing all these miracles?
For what? For the love of the game.
How he know he had that in him? For the love of the game.
How he know he could do that? For the love of the game.
It's like Spider-Man. He could just do it whenever he wants?
No, he couldn't do it. He has the cartridges.
If you read the fucking books, nerd.
If you read the comic books, bro.
I watched the movie. I'm like you, you fucking dork.
You clearly didn't watch the new movie because it's not inside.
I didn't watch the new movie. I watched the one when I was a kid.
Wait, is it cartridges?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
What do you mean, why?
Nobody got webs in their wrists.
I thought he was a spider.
He's a spider man.
For the crawling.
He can crawl and climb.
He don't got fucking webbing in his legs.
That's lizard man.
You guys are crazy.
That's lizard man, bro.
These people are crazy.
So you take humans and have webs come out of them? You have a bucket.
How many spiders shoot webs?
Zero.
All of them.
No, they don't shoot it.
They shit it.
That shit comes out like yarn.
So that's what he would have.
He'd have yarn webs.
He'd just be able to put it there
and then drop down
like a fucking yo-yo.
Yo, you asking for a lot of accuracy
in a comic book movie
about a radioactive spider.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What you think your religion is?
Comic books.
Do you know what I'm saying?
We asked for accuracy there.
Do we not?
Do we not?
Doug, talk about a movie made about it.
The Maha Bartz, coming out.
Coming out now.
They've done it thousands of times.
Original Marvel.
I am very curious to see how y'all do that,
because there's some wild stories in there.
Wait, what's this?
What's this?
They've already done it hundreds of times.
The Maha Bartz.
Everything about this.
I'm curious to see how America does it.
You've never seen Mortal Kombat?
The bad guy with all the fucking arms and shit like that?
There could be Indian terrorists, bro.
Say what?
There could be Indian terrorists.
You can't talk crazy.
Indian terrorists?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
If you keep disrespecting Indians, they might get mad.
They've been terrorizing my navel cavity ever since I was fucking five years old.
Navel cavity?
What's a navel cavity? Nasal, nasal five years old. Naval cavity? What's a naval cavity?
Nasal, nasal, nasal.
Naval cavity. I was like, were you in the Navy?
I know. Why are they in your belly button?
What's happening?
Yo, the joke was already bad,
but I thought I could sell it with attitude,
and I thought I could sell it with conviction,
and then I fucked up the word.
And then Mark didn't know what
naval was, and he thought it was about boats, but it's
not your belly button?
I never knew what was going on.
Okay, but no, in all seriousness, did Jesus know that he was the Son of God?
Yes, he found out in Matthew 14, 33.
After Jesus walks on water, the disciples tell Jesus, you really are the Son of God
in response to the question, but who do you say that I am?
And Peter replied, you are Christ,
the Son of the living God. And Jesus answered
him, blessed are you, Simon
Bar-Jonah. And
bar in Hebrew means
son of. But wait, he
didn't know until after he walked on the water? He took a
real chance, bro. He really
said, let's go. Also, his boys hyped him up
so good. Hey, that's what I'm saying, bro.
That's what I'm saying. He didn't go on the water because he knew pops was saying you could walk on water the dude
believed in himself he was doing it for the love of the game bro this guy was real but his boys
hyped him up so much he found out before he died say what he found out before we don't know well
before you don't know about you literally just he just said it what is oh that's facts you trust
everything paul says yeah i trust paul you trust paul do you trust paul
do you trust paul do you even know who paul is who cares exactly do you even know who wrote the
bible yeah who the disciples no no son no yo i never wrote the bible who wrote the Bible. Who wrote the Bible?
God.
There we go.
That's the right answer.
That was the trick question, but now you kind of got it.
But actually, it was written by a man.
Who?
God.
John.
He wrote 316 at least.
He wrote 316.
He did.
That shit slaps, bro.
John had bars.
Who had better bars than John, though?
That was the best one. Pesam's goes. Yeah, Pesam's a fire. Pesam's goes. Fire that. Hard in the paint. He did that shit slaps Who had better bars than John though Passams goes
You know how fired up
That bar is though
Cause I don't even know the bar
I just know John 316
I just know Stone Cold 316
Yo it's Austin 316
That's right
Wait what is it
Austin 316 Okay what is it? Which one is it?
Austin 360.
Yeah, Austin 360.
Yeah.
Okay, what is it?
I don't even know.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son so that we might not perish
but have eternal life.
John 360.
That says a summary of the Bible, bro.
John's got slappers, dog.
I don't know what Austin 360 is though.
John is Jay-Z of the Bible when you think about it.
He's Jay.
He might be.
Who else is there?
He might be.
Pasaams. Who did Pasaams? I don't know. Solomon. King Solomon. think about it like he's jay might be who else is there he might be passams who did passams
i don't know solomon king solomon i think wrote that solomon bro and he didn't even need his name
all over it like john did he said no it's not me this is just a song he gave the nicky no but he
don't got no p in his name it's not passam he tried to throw the set off that's how we spell
it maybe he spelled it for solomon maybe it's a Pesol. That's how we spell it. Maybe he spelled it Pesol. Maybe it's a Pesudinum, bro.
Yeah, maybe it is a Pesudinum, dude.
We're talking.
Maybe he had pneumonia.
And then he spelled his name wrong
because he was so sick with pneumonia.
Yeah, he was fighting pterodactyls.
It's very psychological when you think about it.
It is.
Okay, so is it true that when Jesus died died i can almost tell you it's not true
i'm being serious is it true when jesus died um a little part of the devil was mixed with him and
then it was placed in seven different items that needed to be destroyed in order for Jesus to rule the kingdom.
Is that true?
Yes or no?
Is that true?
That is true.
That is true.
That sounds like a whack-ass fairy tale.
Hey!
That's what they cut that shit out of the Bible.
Hey, hey.
That's why they cut it out of the Bible.
Bro, how are you going to disarm J.K. Rowling?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, I'm fighting a rock fight?
He's disarming J.K. Rowling.
No, no, you and my team.
No, that was fire, son.
That was fire.
Here, bro.
Run that shit back. No, that was fire. No, that was fire, son. That was fire. Here, bro. Run that shit back.
Fuck, son.
Yeah, nah.
JK is trash, bro.
Nah, run that back.
JK is trash.
Harry Potter, bro.
Masterpiece.
She hasn't written any other billion dollar franchise except Harry Potter.
That's it.
Doing nothing with her life.
No, she did.
What?
Fantastic Beasts.
Yeah, Fantastic Beasts.
Beasts.
Beasts.
He was trying to think of an anti-trans book, but he couldn't think of one.
Yo, she hates trans.
She just put out a thing called Fantastic Beasts.
Is it about trans? No, but she wouldn't call them fantastic.
Why not?
She thinks that they're fantastic.
Does she?
I think fantastic will lessen like a... Yeah. Okay, I got you now. Wait, how did you think it was? Oh, like incredible. them fantastic why not she thinks they're fantastic does she i think fantastical lesson
like fantasy yeah okay wait how did you think it was oh like incredible like wonderful
the best beasts ah that is kind of funny
it is kind of funny that like she of all people would push back against the trans thing like
like people being like creative you believe in wizards You believe in wizards, bitch. Yeah.
She didn't believe in them,
but she does believe in like fantasy and being able to live in this world
that you make up
and it's obviously
completely not real.
You know what I mean?
Like, come on now.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Come on now.
You know, JK Rowling. I can tell Dub wasn't paying attention right now. Yeah, man. Come on, man. You know, JK Rowlings.
I could tell Dub wasn't paying attention right now.
Yeah, yeah.
He wasn't paying attention right now because you would have been like,
he's doing damage control on his Italian.
Come on, guys.
We're all here, bro.
We got the understand going.
Okay.
What was your answer, by the way?
Do we know?
You want her answer.
Lady Fakinetti.
Okay.
Do we know if Jesus knew or not?
Was that a joke?
No, that's her joke.
He just told you when Jesus knew, bro.
After he walked on the water.
After he did the water.
He knew the whole time.
He was like, no, he didn't know the whole time, Mark.
Bro, he's the son of God.
He is God.
He knows that shit.
Off rip.
Son, we don't even know if our dads are real dads.
How are we not going to report as a Catholic on that?
Like, nobody knows if your dad...
Thank you!
I'm just saying, bro. Like, nobody knows if you're dead. Thank you! I'm just saying, bro.
Like, nobody really knows.
Also, how relatable is that story to you?
Nah, with you, you know.
With me, maybe.
I look at you and I look at your dad and I'm like, yep.
It's crazy.
Wait, why, why, why?
You are your dad, dog.
Why, why, why?
When you take a picture with your phone, you put your hand on your hip?
I love putting my hand on my hip.
My dad doesn't know how to take pictures with phones so he barely knows how to answer a fucking phone.
But no, there are some things I do that are very similar.
You look similar.
Yeah.
Your dad's much nicer, but you look similar.
Yeah, he's nicer.
But like expressions and stuff like that.
Like now when something happens, I'll say things my dad says.
Like if something happens like in the
street yeah something like that i'll be like yeah damn mexicans
pretty much yeah so my dad said i just say that
no i mean do you guys figure that out like as you get older you see the resemblances
like with your parents and yeah you're not like them at all yeah yeah it's kind of weird huh yeah like what have you noticed well i mean i actively tried not
to be like my dad do you notice parts of yourself that are very similar yeah more so with my mom i
think but then yeah definitely there's parts and i always hear that when you have kids you see
the parts you hate about yourself and your kid and drives you fucking crazy because it's like
ah i know he's being like a shit right now, but that's for me.
Yeah.
And it really drives you crazy.
Yeah.
That I don't look forward to.
A little smart ass kid and I want to get annoyed.
I'm like, that's just me.
Yeah.
You put that in him.
I know.
Yeah.
That sucks because whatever you reward also is going to, or whatever, not even reward,
whatever they see you doing and being successful with, they're going to repeat.
Yeah.
I hear that.
That's exactly what I hear.
They are little mirrors.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hear that. That's exactly what I hear. They are little mirrors. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about you, Mark?
I mean, when I was in Miami, I transformed into my dad.
To your dad.
Yeah, pretty much.
Literally, all my dad would do all day is lay out in the sun.
He would go for a run, lay out in the sun, listen to a podcast, read a book,
listen to house music so loud on the speakers or in his headphones,
and then just do business calls, just walk around the pool.
And then we were in Miami, and Alicia took a picture of me,'s like what are you doing you just became your dad I'm literally wearing like short shorts just
walk around the pool listen to the fucking house music I didn't even know that I was
doing it until she pointed out I was like oh shit but you were just Olivia Rodrigo not
house I was a dance remix actually it was by his Italian DJ yeah he can't smell very
well but he's really good at mixing he's a really good guy what about you al uh i notice i'm rigid like my mom like if a plan
change i'm like i don't want to do it no more also sign of autism potentially yeah potentially
i'm high function in autism yeah yeah that is interesting just finding like these parts of
your parents i don't know i think
that like i thought i was so similar to my father growing up just because i loved him so much and
like i wanted to be him yeah but like as i got older i started to notice so many similarities
with my mom yeah and it was kind of shocking and that's probably why we like butt headed but
butted heads at time you know because like i'm sure she saw some of this stuff in me
like you were saying like you start to see the things that are annoying about you and your and your folks or whatever in
your kids but uh but yeah that was i remember going through that i think it was maybe like
late 20s yeah something like going like holy shit like my whole life i thought i was just
my dad we were the same person and i was like oh i'm my mom yeah and that's why i love your
dad so much because you and That's why he loves me.
He just got two of this bitch.
I can't believe what I told my mom.
Even jokingly.
Y'all just try it. It's fun.
This bitch came to my show in Philly, bro.
It was unbelievable. It was amazing.
She was inviting people back to the green room.
She invited like 10 people to the green room.
Really?
Yeah.
Crazy ass bitch.
What?
It's just a word.
Yeah, white moms tolerate it.
I know, I know.
What if you happen to marry a white woman one day and then your kids speak to their mom like that?
Oh, yeah.
Your kid's definitely going to call your girl, well, your wife a bitch.
No.
100%.
No. The black side of me is going to be like,
no, we don't do that.
By that point, it's a quarter.
Bro, you call everyone a bitch.
Except my mom.
Except my mom.
They're going to learn it from you.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
They're going to just be the first worker.
They're going to rip off.
You call everybody a bitch except your mom.
They don't got a fucking chance.
New Epstein information. It's crazy how a fucking chance. New Epstein information.
It's crazy how little fucking people care about Epstein anymore.
They were right.
Yeah.
You know what's crazy about the Epstein thing?
Yep.
They, whoever they is, were right.
They're sitting back and they're going, yeah, they're going to care about it.
They're going to make shirts that say Epstein didn't kill himself.
They're going to have some like fodder.
They're actually going to have more fun with the fodder than actually they care about getting a result.
Then they care about justice.
Yeah.
Then they care about justice.
Just knowing what happened.
They just want something to bicker about.
That's what we are like.
That's what the mask thing is right now.
That's what the vaccine thing is like.
You just need things to distract you.
Right.
Like you just need something.
There's need to be something we cry about.
We have to be polarized.
It has to be teams.
And there always has to be some discussion and it was everybody hates trump and now there's
not a figure that everybody really hates like people don't like love biden or hate biden he's
just kind of like there and we don't have enough access to him he doesn't say enough things for
us to like be pissed off him so there needs to be another thing the mask the vaccine whatever but
with the epstein thing they were fucking right they're like they're gonna bicker about it but life is too good for them to actually do something
and then they'll just move on and we fucking moved on and now like new information came out which is
kind of interesting because it almost like supports q anon a little bit yeah info and i think this
is what's really cool about so the new what is q anon q anon believed that that trump was really
out there to get the pedophiles out of here. Right. That's like the the crux of their belief system.
Right. Is like, hey, we're against pedophilia.
And this guy is in office because he wants to weed out the pedophiles from D.C. and Hollywood.
He wants to get them the fuck out of here.
Now, I never knew why the fuck they believe this shit.
Right. But OK, maybe they believe it.
I never knew why the fuck they believe this shit.
Right.
But OK, maybe they believe it.
This new information comes out and basically Epstein thought that Trump had gotten him locked up so that he would flip on Bill Clinton.
Right.
Because Trump believed that he had information on Clinton.
Right.
Right.
Which many people believe is Clinton visited the island.
They've been to the house a bunch, et cetera.
And so essentially what happened is Epstein goes okay trump's got me locked up so that i can drop dime or whatever
is that the term on on clinton and completely destroy the clinton's chance to influence any
sort of election to be influential in politics just destroy that fucking name and that just helps
out uh trump uh in general and the democratic Party takes a big hit because that is the focal point.
They're essentially the leaders of the party at that time. There's also information, I guess,
Steve Bannon believed that Epstein had some shit on Trump. But what is interesting is
if the QAnon people are looking at this like, yo, Trump is about to expose Clinton,
they rightfully believe he's
going after pedophiles right what they don't know is the reasoning behind it right he's not doing it
because he's like i gotta get the pedophiles out of here he's doing it for self-preservation he's
doing it because he's like yo i need to make sure that i can have as much strength as possible so i
need to cut the legs out of the people that are opposing me off the people that are opposing me
right so they have nothing to stand on and so it is kind of funny it's like you look at the q anon people
you're like well you kind of weren't right kind of weren't right kind of you kind of weren't wrong
yeah but the other thing that is damning is he might have had info on trump and that's where
q anon is like well that's your guy that's supposed to be exposing everybody he might
have got exposed but i am curious what were the things that they thought he had on trump again there's still talks about
the p-tape and he basically this michael wolf guy he's the guy who wrote the book fire and fury and
fire some shit like that back so he's gonna put out another book right and um because trump makes
money bro i know and that's where a lot of it i like, are you exposing truths or do you just need another hit?
Yeah, he wants another hit. And I think that he's going to manipulate the facts.
Yeah. You know, it's just like, what is it called? Statistics.
I think I took a statistics class in college and they're like, there are three lies, lies, big lies and statistics.
Yeah. And you could just make a statistic work, whatever you want.
This guy knows he's going to sell way more books going, hey, Trump got pissed on by Russian hookers.
Right. Then, no, there was pissed on by Russian hookers than,
no, there was no pee.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, who's buying the book if there's no pee?
Right, right, right.
Right?
And I don't even give a fuck if he got peed on.
Yeah.
As long as they were above the age, you care?
I mean, it would be-
The guy wears makeup.
It would be entertaining.
It would be a funny story.
It is, man.
I'm talking about, like, in terms of discrediting him as a politician.
No, but it does look weak
for the U.S. president
to get pissed on.
Yeah.
If he's paying for it,
peel me, bitch.
Yeah.
That's lit.
Nah, no.
If you're getting pissed on
and you don't have a choice,
then that's fucked up.
But if you're telling someone
to pee on you.
You wouldn't get more respect for him
if he finally got pissed on
by Russian hookers?
Yeah.
The only president
to get pissed on by Russian hookers?
That's funny.
No way the only.
And if he pissed on Russian hookers, I respect that.
Well, how do you know it's the only one way?
I respect that.
I don't respect that because that's too insecure.
To me, that's super insecure.
It's like you're so insecure that you have to pay a girl to pee on her so you can feel dominant?
Nah, that's whack.
You're going to get pissed on?
Yeah.
You're so the man.
You feel you're so the man that you have to be degraded in order to come
down to regular level so a cuck is the most manly guy on earth you're so secure it's good you're a
wife you're just gonna watch her get fucked by somebody else it's doing it to your wife
if that's what i can't do the cut the the what's it called shit listen i'm not secure enough i i
don't want a girl to spit my fucking mouth do you know what i mean i want to spit in the girl's mouth but i can't i because i'm not secure enough to have a girl just fucking
dominate me like that i don't like that shit at all yeah i don't even like my girl to be suggesting
positions and sex but i got it i'm driving you know what i mean you'll be having convo
you'll be talking like that you want to hop on top get that spine straight what
go on bro sometimes you gotta go pelvis to pelvis that's the only way what if trump
pulled the rk like a comfy cum situation that's fire he peed on them or they peed on him not on
them but like was able to pull that off at his age
you got drugs and shit like that now
he's so hopped up on like
whatever legal meth they got Adderall
you know fucking Viagra
Blue Chew shouts to the chew
don't put that in with that
what?
what I'm just saying like we out here with performance
enhanced drugs
effective medication
old dudes nothing don't impress me no more you know what I saying. We out here with performance enhancements. Effective medication.
Old dudes nothing don't impress me no more.
You know what I mean? We out here.
Did it used to impress you?
Did it used to impress you?
You saw old dude nothing?
A few are old.
Exactly. Pre-Viagra.
We said it impressed us.
Even porn. Being able to nut on Q and that kind of shit.
Super impressive.
How does he say looking so young though?
Versus like Trump over... You think he looks young?
Yeah, that's wild.
No, the evolution of Obama at the start of the presidency versus like... He started old.
Obama started young.
Once you already look old,
you don't age that much. Also, I think Trump's preserved.
Biden was bodying people in the primaries
and then aged 10 years or just his
function. I think Biden's been looking old.
He looks the same to me.
Obama looks so youthful.
And Obama's pure black hair.
When he went gray, that's when it's like, yo, you've aged.
Trump just has an energy.
Trump dies of shit already.
Yeah, it's drugs. He's on meth.
He's on the legal version of meth.
What is it? Adderall or what's the other one?
There's another one.
Vyvanse is another one? There's another one. Vyvanse.
Vyvanse is another one.
There's another one.
I don't know.
It was what we used to.
ProVigil I heard is one.
No, no, no.
When we were younger.
Ritalin.
Ritalin.
These types of things.
Yeah.
He's taking B12 shots.
The guy's getting all the boosters so that he can have energy.
So are all these politicians.
They're fucking 80 years old.
If I don't sleep eight hours, I'm exhausted.
You tell me these people are sleeping four hours at 80 years old.
They have energy to perform and fly all around the country.
You're saying they're not on some shit?
They're on some shit.
100%.
You don't think Elon Musk is on shit?
He's got your fucking nootropics and all this stuff?
Allegedly.
They're on all this.
Guaranteed.
They have to be.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
But yes, they have to.
Guaranteed they have to be, but also allegedly.
I'm saying allegedly because we have to.
But they're on it.
It is weird that you waited until Elon Musk is on nootropics to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Allegedly.
You can't be slandering people.
I got my Tesla, son.
That motherfucker will just make my shit crack.
He said meth?
We don't need that Tesla.
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Going at it with Sanjay?
We got to call him Columbus
the way he's taking out Indians.
The way that Rogan bodied Sanjay Gupta, dude.
I'm disappointed.
I'm glad you say his name correctly.
Sanjay.
Yeah.
Sanjay.
I hate that he says Sanjay.
I know.
Akash hates this dude.
It's not hard to say Sanjay.
Akash don't like it when Indians
pronounce their name white.
On purpose for
no reason. For white people. I like when they do that
because they recognize where the fuck they are.
You should pronounce your name
based on the country that you
decide to live in.
When I was in Spain, I would say
my name is Andrew and then I would just go Andrew.
So that they would understand it.
But you could just say Andrew.
Because they don't know how to pronounce it.
But if they called you Andrew, would you be like, actually, it's Andrew.
No, I'd just go Andrew.
That's fine.
That's the best that you could do.
Your tongue doesn't work the way my tongue works.
If you said Andrew and they said Andrew, I wouldn't correct.
It's up to you how you say your name.
Yeah, yeah.
So for him, and Sanjay is not Andrew.
You guys can say Sanjay. But I wasn't choosing to spend and Sanjay is not Andrew. You guys can say Sanjay.
But I wasn't choosing to spend my life in Spain.
Yeah, but you can say Sanjay. I was spending like a year.
You see the difference though.
They can't say Andrew, you said it.
Americans can all say Sanjay.
It's an easy name.
Say it, try to say it.
Sanjay.
Sanjay.
I have respect for Indians.
You said Sanjay.
You put a D in there.
I put a D, it's Sanjay.
That's what it is
No but for real dude
I do feel strongly about that
Like your name is pronounced
Based on the country
You decide to live in
But again
Don't bring your other shit here
And then make me feel fucked up
But again
I gotta be racist
Because I can't pronounce your shit
From not where I'm from
Again
Sanjay
Asians do it the best
What's your name?
Phil
Yeah
That's what I'll talk about Asians Just pick a white ass name Where I'm from? Again, Sanjay. Asians do it the best. What's your name? Phil. Yeah, yeah.
That's all talk about Asians.
Just pick a white-ass name.
Perfect.
We had that exchange too.
Joo Young Kim.
What's your name?
Carl.
Carl.
Yeah.
Love it.
Can't even pronounce his own name.
Love it.
Yo, and you say Joo Young, that's the girl's name in rush hour almost.
Yeah.
Joo Young.
Oh, Joo Young.
Joo Young.
Oh, wow.
Joo Young.
I think they want to change it up, though. I think it you come over you get a new name new identity yeah it's fun you
get to live into live up to it it's great i'm just saying you your parents are really smart you told
me how you they picked your name this was really smart they went to white people and they gave them
a list of indian names they said which one can you pronounce the easiest oh really so they so
they basically found a way around the system and And it was like, hey, this is,
we want to name our kid an Indian name,
but also an Indian name that's easily pronounced
in America by American people.
Brilliant.
Maintain your culture,
but also respect the fact that the majority of people
speaking to your son are not going to know
how to pronounce it in a perfect way.
And we still don't say it right.
We still don't.
Oshkosh.
My mom calls him Oshkosh.
I don't correct people who don't say my name correctly
because it's it's not i don't care how you say my name i care how i say my name that's my identity
how i carry my identity is important yeah and i even like on a day-to-day interaction i stopped
doing this but i see my indian friends will say it in a way like andrew one-on-one but to publicly
you wouldn't publicly go on stage and be like hey thank, thank you guys so much. I'm Andriu Choltz.
If I chose to live in Spain
and live there for the rest of my life,
I would make that entire country
bend the knee.
There you go.
It's Andrew.
There you go.
It's Andrew, España.
And that's my issue.
You don't gotta go on newscast
and be like,
hi, I'm Sanjay Gupta.
You're saying,
and it's so easy is it wrong
that i've said in my life when people have pronounced their name like super with their
accent no and then i've pronounced it with an american accent they've corrected me they're
like that's not how i pronounce my name and i've said to them it is here yeah i don't i don't think
that's racist i don't think that's racist if you say oh that's how i pronounce it that's how it is
pronounced that's how it is pronounced. That's how it is pronounced.
Here, like that.
It is pronounced like that.
Here, in this country. In God's country.
That's it.
In the country God chose.
We will win because God is on our side.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't need to correct anybody who mispronounces my name.
Unless they're Indian.
If they're Indian and you know better, go ahead.
If you're new to the culture, you don't got to be great at it.
I don't got to correct you.
I just need to know I carry it properly. do you pronounce his last name gupta it's gupta
gupta gupta gupta yeah i say gupta i think we did when i was younger i had a teacher miss gupta but
gupta is pretty close yeah and it's not that's harder but sanjay i know is so easy for what
now did rogan and sanjay talk about anything besides pronunciation of names i don't think that's all they talked that's all i heard for three hours
is all i heard okay no uh so sunjay is the medical expert at cnn yeah okay and he went on joe rogan's
podcast yeah right um and i'm sure all the cnn lovers over there make fun of Rogan.
They call him the, what is it, those dumbbell things that he loves?
What are those called?
On it?
No, no.
The kettlebell?
Yeah, the kettlebell bro meathead guy, et cetera, et cetera.
And Sanjay goes on the kettlebell bro meathead guy's podcast,
the guy who doesn't know anything.
Oh, what an idiot.
This guy is just in the gym working out. That's all he cares about.
And Rogan absolutely lobotomizes this man.
Yeah, yeah.
Because, not because Sanjay is stupid.
No.
Not because he's unknowledgeable, but because he is working for a fraudulent organization.
Right.
That lies on purpose.
And he, and this is a choice, he chooses to work there.
And he chooses to continue to propagate those lies.
Is that the right word I'm using?
And defend those lies.
But when you are faced with truth and you're a liar, there's nothing you can do.
Yeah, except be snarky.
He was a little snarky little fuck.
There was a little bit. There was a little snark. More more so i saw an interview with him talking to cnn afterward i
want to talk about that i want to talk about that afterwards because i want to talk the reaction but
so basically joe calls him out and calls cnn out yeah he goes how do you feel about the fact that
your organization lied about me taking horse dewormer yeah like they called it horse dewormer
yeah anderson cooper um brian salter he addressed
that they put the filter on the the yeah yeah they filtered his face to make him look more yellow
and they said and he basically was like listen this is a drug drug that is prescribed to billions
of people billions seems like a lot but a lot of fucking billions there's only billions of people
on the planet prescribed i've never had it yeah i don't think they're prescribing drugs in the
fucking uyghur area of china no they just put on a slingshot just shoot it out there
so so still a lot of people this is a drug for humans he was prescribed a drug by a doctor
along with a bunch of other drugs they specifically targeted that one they called it horsty wormer
um they lied about what heormer. They lied about
what he was taking
and they lied about him
in general.
Yes.
And he calls out Sanjay
and Sanjay's like,
well, I guess it wasn't
a flattering description.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He tried to maneuver
around it slickly.
Yeah.
And Rogan had him
every time.
And Rogan kept hammering him.
He said, no, motherfucker.
You guys lied about me.
Yeah.
And you lied about
what I was taking
and then lying about
what I was taking.
You could have said
all the whole cocktail of the stuff I was taking.
And maybe people could have – it could have helped people.
Yeah.
Who knows?
And I think Rogan was open.
He was like, listen, there's not enough data to show that this is actually helpful.
I took a bunch of different things.
It could have been the monosomething whatever.
Yeah.
Mononuclear antibodies.
No, not mononuclear.
It's like monocloid or something.
Monoclonic or something like that.
Monoclonic antibodies.
Monoclonal antibodies. Monoclonal antibodies.
Monoclonal antibodies.
He goes, it could have been that, right?
It could have been a bunch of other things that he was taking,
but obviously it helped him and he survived, right?
He felt sick for one day.
He felt sick for one day, and then five days later, it was gone.
Tested negative.
Shit, I had that shit for way more than that when we were doing Netflix.
Oh, y'all had that shit for 10 days too, probably.
Right?
So it was just really cool to see him call out the expert from the channel that's lying about him and see him kind of melt under the pressure.
The thing is, like, if Sanjay was off air, I feel like the conversation would be so different.
Okay, go.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I feel like he's a neurosurgeon.
He's a smart guy. I think that he has this allegiance to CNN where he has to sort of play by their constitution
and say and support the organization.
That if off air, he'd be like, yeah, no,
they were trying to fuck you over.
We lie.
They were trying to do this.
I don't think he would say we lie.
I don't think, I bet you he doesn't see himself in that way.
No, he says they lie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, I'm just a doctor.
They bring me in.
I say the thing, and then that's it.
Yeah, but that is tough when you're under contract.
It is tough when you're under contract.
And then there's a writer named Barry Weiss,
and she's been on Rogan,
and she used to be a New York Times writer.
I shouldn't think she left the Times.
There might have been some scandal,
or she didn't want to continue supporting them
or something like that.
And she was on Brian Seltzer's show on CNN,
and recently she was calling out,
she's basically calling out what's going on here. it is madness when you can't say there's a difference
between men and women. It is madness when you can't say, and all these different things, madness.
And then, or when they won't allow you, that was the term. And then Brian Seltzer was like,
who is they? Like who won't allow you? Who is saying that you can't do these things? I mean,
you're discussing it right now. And then she goes, she goes, listen, Brian, you and I both know,
cause we've worked for these organizations and you work for one right now that there is a culture at the organization which rewards certain behavior.
You want to have more time on TV.
You want to get more articles published.
You have these opinions and those stories are going to get published as long as they fit the opinions of the network or the periodical, the newspaper, et cetera.
So it's like he's going yeah there is no they he
goes yeah they don't have to be explicit about it do you want to succeed here at the company
it's almost like i'm sure it's the same as if you're like a cop or if you're working at the uh
at the courts or whatever it's like there's a way where you continue to rise up in the organization
and there's a way where you don't yeah you call out the officers you call call out bad behavior. You're calling out things that make the shield look bad.
Guess who's not getting a promotion?
And it's never written.
It's never a constitution.
It's never like, yo, do these things, you'll get here.
It's just always vibe, energy, what are you saying?
Like positive feedback.
They don't need to, right?
Unwritten rules.
It's like, it's amazing.
It's almost self-policing.
You see someone else getting on and you're like, how the fuck he got on?
Oh, he's kissing the ring.
He's playing the rules.
He's doing this.
I guess I should do more of that.
It's kind of genius.
It's almost like the mafia Don never has to give the instructions to the lowest level guy who's going to make the hit.
Right.
You know what I mean?
It's kind of like known.
Oh, that guy was talking shit, or that guy made a hit at us we know how we get back like there's separation yeah you know that makes
sense like little stuff like oh yeah he'll get taken care of or something like that like just
say something casually and it's like you know what that means like everybody falls in line and they
know what that means and when the big boss comes out and like praises an article a report that was
done all the other people go well i'd like the big boss and yeah praise me if i wrote a piece just like that yeah it's like what um fucking nikki minaj
likes tweets that her and now her fans go oh that's what she wants us to talk about that's
what she wants us to do that's what she wants us to cancel exactly so like you're pushing the
company in the direction you want through reward and pushing it away from the direction you do not
want with not necessarily punishment but like lack of reward lack of reward and just ignoring
but you now you were saying you saw sunjay on cnn because i think what's happening right now is like
cnn and a lot of these different places are looking for their boogeyman yeah right now that
trump is gone you can't just say trump is bad yeah so they've almost replaced it with rogan
but the problem is that the people love Rogan more than they love CNN.
Yes.
Yeah.
Right.
So they don't have the animosity.
Like even like the most super liberal guy has listened to a Rogan interview and been
like, oh, it's actually really cool.
He talked to like my favorite musician and he seemed like a pretty interesting guy.
Yeah.
And also he's not saying things
that are as salacious as trump yeah like trump was just out there with rogan's vaccine take
is very centered he's like look i just i didn't fully agree with him where he was like i want uh
i don't i think you only need it if you're like fat or older i believe in that i i think i think
you're an adult you can take it but i completely agree with what his mainpe is, which is I don't think we should give it to kids.
So that's what he said to me.
He was like, bro, once you have kids, this whole shit changes.
And I agree.
I'm with him on that.
I think adults can get it.
Kids, I don't want to shoot them up yet.
Yeah.
And if they give it to an adult who is vaccinated, he'll get a little sick.
Okay, big deal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the flu.
A kid can give an adult the flu.
If you're like a scientist, you're actually going by the numbers the numbers like apparently having the antibodies is more effective than the vaccine which he also
brought up to sanjay and sunday was like you're right and that was like why do why does he need
the vats now that he got the antibody and this is where cnn is also so i saw a reaction piece
and one piece they played that part and it's fine then sunday starts off relatively centered then
they play this part where joe goes the best immunity is to get the vaccine and then get it
really and then sun jay in the interview is like what what do you mean he's like what you get the
vaccine you have immunity and then you get covid so you still you only get a little bit sick but
now you have the super strong antibodies from getting sick which is again it makes a ton of
sense and then sun jay made it like he flipped it like he's like i don't think anybody should intentionally want to get the vaccine you
want to get they're terrified of saying the wrong thing that could be misinterpreted and blah blah
but he also was just like uh they were like i'm sorry i did i also understand that a little bit
because like as a doctor you have a different responsibility as like a podcast or as a
comedian that's fair as a doctor can't, and if you were like
America's doctor,
which they positioned him as,
you really can't be out there
like, yo, get vaccinated,
get it.
Yeah.
Start making out
with motherfuckers
at a concert
because then you're
going to have the antibodies
because people will do that shit.
Yes, they will.
So, okay.
They said something,
I don't remember
his exact response,
but I remember
one of the cuck anchors
was like,
well, you're a lot more patient
than I am, Sanjay.
I don't know that I could have
sat there for three hours
and listened to that. And then Sanjay was like, listen to what? Yeah, and then Sanjay was like, yeah, you're a lot more patient than I am, Sanjay. I don't know that I could have sat there for three hours and listened to that.
And then Sanjay was like, yeah, your head is different.
You're definitely spinning in a lot of different directions.
It's hard to get, you know, to know what's going on or something kind of smug like that.
And it's like, bruh, you were on there and you were saying you were playing ball with Rogan.
Now you get off and all of a sudden, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what I was in.
That was a crazy place. You weren't a fucking narnia i did give him i'd like give him
props for going on in the first place and like putting himself in that position and like having
the conversation but i was annoyed when he went on with don lemon specifically because don lemon
was like well rogan suggested that we lied uh we never actually lied ivermectin is a horse
dewormer so it was never a lot and it's like and that's sunday's
sunday right there can go yeah but we could have said he took ivermectin and we said he took but
rogan doesn't pay his bills so he's like that's true i'm i know where my bread's buttered i'm
i'm with you guys exactly that is the thing it's like technically speaking they didn't lie
yeah technically and some legally is like attorney bullshit yes Is ivermectin used for horses?
Yes.
And 100%.
Before they ran that headline, they had the lawyers look at it and be like, are we good?
Yeah, 100%.
Are we going to get this?
100%.
Now, I would argue they did lie with making him look yellow.
Yeah.
That's a lie.
Yeah.
You're making him look unhealthy. Yeah. On purpose. I mean, we all agree. Yeah, it's a lie yeah you're making him look unhealthy yeah on purpose i mean we all agree
yeah it's a lie but like i think in the legal definition the fcc all that shit they could go
hey listen we're just filtered we filter pictures all the time we want to make sure yeah to have the
best quality on the tv at home we had to make it reach whatever standard a lie but they did give
out misleading information yeah it's intentionally manipulated the truth. Yes. And when you're a news organization, you should be held to a higher standard for misleading information.
Yeah.
If you're fucking Entertainment Tonight and you want to put out, Rogan put-
TMZ.
Yeah, TMZ.
It's like, I don't even care.
Put a fucking mustache on him.
Who cares?
It doesn't matter at all.
But when you're the news, the literal news, and the chyron is Rogan takes horse, what
is it?
Dewormer?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It feels like a character assassination, even though they probably didn't break any laws.
Also, isn't every drug a horse drug when you just take more of it?
Like if a horse's knee hurts and you give it mad aspirin.
Bro, you got a horse heart surgery?
Yeah.
Where they do surgery on the horse heart?
Yo, you got horse heart surgery.
Like every drug.
Ketamine's a popular.
Pepto-Bismol.
They give Benadryl to dogs.
If I'm taking Benadryl, am I taking dog allergy medicine?
You take dog allergy medicine.
I'm taking dog medicine?
You take dog medicine.
I do, I guess.
Hey, man. allergy medicine you took on you take dog medicine you take dog i do i guess hey man i don't think
the medicine for animals specifically mammals is that different i'm no fucking vet but i doubt it's
that different because when you're a vet you just get to be a vet for all the animals you don't even
gotta specialize it's not like you're a hippopotamus vet like literally we treat all animals like all
right you know them all yeah you didn't spend time learning how alligators work.
You're not a dog cardiologist.
Yeah.
You are a vet.
You do all animals, all parts.
Because we don't even care if that shit hurts them that bad.
We don't know if ivermectin really deworms.
Mad Horse is reading this article like, fam, that shit don't even work on us.
I got worms every single day.
You don't know what the side effects?
Come on, yo.
Shit is crazy.
I don't even like carrots no more.
I've been galloping cooking.
But yeah, I mean, we're fucked up with horses. They break break their leg we just shoot them in the head it's crazy yeah it's crazy yeah we shouldn't be
going to horses for medical advice in general bro how are you going to call yourself a vet
when you break the leg you know how crazy a horse might feel in that moment like the leg is broken
you see the the fucking gun getting put to head you're like what are you doing
first you're like
oh thank god
the doctor's here
he's gonna fix my knee
hey
are they
okay they're on the knee
they know my knee hurts
I don't speak English
so it's hard for them
to understand
they got the knee
okay what's that guy doing
hey hey hey
why is he
hey
what are you doing
why did you got a cock to my
my knee's fucked up
my knee's fucked up
isn't that crazy
it's not my head
not my head at all, really.
Yo, veterinarians, you're not doctors, yo.
I'm sorry.
Every time I go to the vet, I'm like, yo, my doctor got diarrhea.
They're like, all right, just wait a few days.
All right.
Thank you, doctor of dogs.
Isn't that crazy?
I've gotten better dog advice from your sister, who's not, I mean, she trains and breathes.
She's not a classically trained vet, though.
But she'll be like, she'll give me like the old, like, wives tale medicine.
Yeah.
She'll give me like Mexican, like, you know what I mean?
Like favela.
She'll give me like Brazilian favela medicine.
Put fennel seed under their nose.
Bro, rub a tomato on their chest.
Tomato's going to suck out all the demons.
Yeah, go beast one time.
Yeah, beast. We call it beast. the tomato's gonna suck out all the demons yeah go beast one time all i'm saying is it's it is crazy and i think you can be able to call most medicines that are
commonly used like for example like when someone takes 20 advils and just tries to kill themselves
as suicide do you say guy took one horse dose horse dose of advil to kill himself
no god ods on horse head uh headache medicine Horse dose. Horse dose of Advil to kill himself.
No.
Guy ODs on horse headache medicine.
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and get rid of that stink now let's get back to the show right you're lying yeah you're not but
you are i mean you saw the thing that rogan posted where he's like i've been drinking lots of water
and then the cnn headline is joe rogan promotes ingesting liquid commonly used as engine cooling
yeah it's like all right yeah you can you can twist anything and flip it to sound crazy yeah if you want to go as someone's character yeah it's technically
not illegal so how do we how do we hold accountable cnn like what is the what is the way that we can
make sure that this doesn't happen i don't know i think the standards for the media and slander
are higher if i'm not mistaken.
I think they can get away with a lot less than we can.
Yeah.
But somehow they found their way.
I think they just, it's like any law.
You make the law and then people find a way around it.
Then you pay lawyers to be like, here's how you can get around that.
But here's the thing.
It's like, I feel like eventually if there's so little truth in the news, we'll go to other sources to get our news because it just won't be an efficient use of time for us.
Yeah.
Like watching the news is an efficient use of time.
It's like these people have distilled the whole day into nine stories and given us all the information that we're supposed to need to know about these stories to function in our lives.
What happened today?
What were the interesting things that happened today?
function in our lives what happened today what was what were the interesting things that happened today and now if we get embarrassed like five or six times right you stop caring you stop trusting
right like if you read the news you're listening to the daily you're watching cnn and the next day
you go talk to your friends but yo fam you know rogan was taking like horse meds and they're like
no dude it's it's actually a prescribed medication and this is crazy they call it horseman they have one for horses too but they have every medicine
for horses as well they don't just make horse medicine they make medicine for humans and then
they turn it into animal medicine too once you hear that you're like oh shit can i trust anything
these motherfuckers say yeah fucks your head it fucks with your head and then you stop trusting
it and i think enough people will stop listening to the news or stop watching the news and they'll
realize that they have to offer more truth in order for the numbers to go up.
Yeah.
That'd be great.
Now, you don't think so.
What's up now?
Because the news, I feel it's just like social media.
So social media, the algorithm keeps you on because it just keeps showing you the shit you want to see.
And so there's just our country split in half.
Well, not in half, but there's the two major parties.
It's like, hey hey you have to please
this half to keep those views and if you try to switch it up you might just alienate your whole
fan base yeah so it's like they have to stay that way the same way they're not trying it every media
tries to keep you on the app i my fear is and i agree with you completely and i agree that is what
they're doing but my fear is that that part of the um the diagram that little like
pizza slice is gonna get so small because they're not offering enough truth you have to offer enough
truth like this is pretty i think you do i think that's enough for their listening that's what i'm
saying i don't think that i think what happens is like when this is exposed and there's two things going on here one you're talking about
someone that can talk back and i think that's never happened in history before you could talk
shit about someone and then that person might refute those claims but in order for people to
hear what he says the same institution got to print it. Yeah. So you got to,
if the New York Times talk shit about you
and you're like,
yo, fuck the New York Times,
this is the truth.
The New York Times got to cover it
for people to actually consume it.
Now Rogan just goes on his podcast
and goes, y'all lie.
And I'm going to talk to the dude
from your company to prove that y'all lie.
Yeah, but Trump would say the same thing.
And CNN's ratings were through the roof.
But they took away Trump's fucking ability to fight back.
But I'm just saying, when Trump was saying every day,
oh, CNN's a liar, CNN's a liar,
and then they would say bad shit about Trump,
like, they had the best ratings of all.
Fair enough.
It's like...
Fair enough.
Maybe it works.
You know what does give me a little bit of, I guess, hope?
The clip after that CNN one was a clip of The View
talking about the Rogan story.
And The View, I know it to be a pretty liberal show.
One girl that's really smart but just always takes the liberal side,
obviously was like, oh, I don't even know why we should support Rogan.
He's transphobic and blah, blah, blah.
Everybody else was like, I'm glad Sanjay Gupta went on that show.
I think this is good for them to have that discourse.
I don't think we should all be in echo chambers.
And then somebody read a clip that Howard Stern was criticizing Rogangan and she was like you guys that's unfair for you to say
you guys have very similar fan bases and it was interesting to see this i think pretty liberal
show from what i know being like no this is good that we had this conversation for the most part
like everybody except one there's five girls on that show so it gave me a little hope that people
like i think they also might have recognized the power of Rogan because multiple people said,
I mean, 200 million people listen to this guy.
So I think the number is just like, yeah, what do you fucking do?
It's also housewives that watch that show.
It's like, who do you think their husband likes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they still normally take the very liberal side on things.
Of course.
Not very, but to see them be like, yeah, this is good.
But I'm trying to understand,
who are these liberal housewives that watch these shows?
I don't know.
I wonder that too.
If you're a woman that's just sitting at home, you're not working.
At 1 p.m. or whatever the fuck.
You're conservative.
Yeah.
Or your husband is conservative.
Who are the liberal women that are not working, that are watching these liberal women yap on TV?
And how are you agreeing with it?
That's what I'm trying to say.
By the very
nature of the timing of the program,
you must be conservative
to a certain extent, no? Why?
You're at home!
Sitting on your ass!
But you're socially liberal, though.
You're like, oh, we love gay people.
We're all socially liberal. Except for
your crazy cult.
Everybody is socially liberal okay this idea that like the majority of us are not socially every even the fucking
hardcore christians are social you live in new york yeah yeah i think you live in new york
what i mean what i mean by socially liberal is like we're not talking about westboro baptist
church even if you don't like gay people you're not going out of your way to like limit their progress.
I truly do not believe this.
I think that people just accepted it.
We go to every fucking city that we go perform at and we do not go to perform just in liberal cities.
We're in fucking Kentucky the other day.
We're in a hipster bastion of Kentucky right outside of Cincinnati.
Fucking gay flags in the bar windows.
Super lesboed out.
The Green Bay Packers are in town.
You can't get more conservative.
And I see gay flags everywhere.
And I'm in Kentucky.
And not even like the main city in Kentucky.
Some random city in Kentucky.
You're looking.
You're questioning.
All I'm saying is I don't buy this narrative. That's what I was thinking. What's that? It was Packers Cincinnati. You were in Cincinnati. No, we were in Kentucky. You're looking. You're questioning. All I'm saying is I don't buy this narrative.
That's what I was thinking.
What's that?
It was Packers Cincinnati.
You were in Cincinnati.
No, we were in Kentucky.
Louisville then the next day, Cincinnati.
You mentioned Packers are in town.
That was Cincinnati.
Thank you for slowing down the podcast.
You weren't even fucking there for.
You fly into Kentucky because the airport is in Kentucky.
We were staying in Kentucky.
Cincinnati's across the river.
Okay?
That's where I got that cheaper hotel.
Exactly.
So thank you so much.
Fucking derailed dove over here.
We're in Kentucky.
That's a dope date.
All I'm saying is I don't buy it.
I do not buy it.
I believe people under 30 years old,
every one of them, by everyone i mean like
99 is socially liberal everyone you ask them what they think about i define socially liberal in the
same way that dave chapelle defines transphobia which is like i if i don't hate you or want you
dead i'm not transphobic yeah that that's socially liberal. So there's a bunch
of people who might think being gay is gross,
but they're not doing anything about it.
They're not doing a single fucking thing
about it. They're not seeing a gay flag and then
tearing it down. I'm never coming to this bar
again. Nobody in their 30s is doing that. Does abortion count as socially
liberal? Say again? Does abortion count?
The murder of children?
You're asking if the murder of innocent children
counts? Because there's a lot of people
that are very i think i think abortion is different and i think it's a more nuanced thing
i think it's a really different i think it's really different yeah and i also think having
children completely changes your perspective on abortion i have spoken to like very liberal
friends of mine who have like had children and they go man before i was like this is absolutely
ridiculous there's no way and then afterwards like here in the heartbeat and that kind of stuff it's of mine who have like had children and they go man before i was like this is absolutely ridiculous
there's no way and then afterwards like here in a heartbeat and that kind of stuff it's it changed
it for me and they don't say in like a judgmental way they're just saying like in an honest self
aware yeah wait like friends of mine that i wouldn't say their names so they could be private
about those opinions because their wife might not even agree but for them they were like well i've
had like female friends do that too i think i'm gonna go the other way yeah you're right now i'm like i don't know as soon as i have a kid i'll be
like kill them all immediately let's go but uh yeah we could but i guess let's wrap this up so
um but uh yeah so yeah what were we talking about rogan wrapping up no no no no the specific
socially liberal socially liberal thing you said that 99% of people
in America are socially liberal
view housewives
are watching the view being like oh yeah
yeah I don't understand like
yeah I don't even understand how they have an audience
the majority of their audience is over 55
ah
that's it so they're just
they should be conservative too
yeah who are they talking to?
They're these girls yapping on fucking TV.
You're yapping on TV at two o'clock.
Like, who do you think is watching?
A lot of people probably.
No, no, I'm sure they're watching, but like those people are like, are they really upset?
Like, yeah, we should all be, we should all be Democrats and like spend more, you know,
what is it called?
We should pay more taxes and all this other kind of stuff.
Well, the show's not only liberal.
They have like, what's her name?
She's gone.
The McCain bitch.
Yeah, McCain was on.
But I don't know.
But they have a conservative bitch to take a place.
Yeah, they always put conservatives.
It's just like discourse about current events by older women,
which is their audience.
And I think there's some liberal housewives.
I could be wrong but
i'm pretty sure look every housewife is liberal no no i mean i think even but i don't know
husbands care about your opinions if your life is paid for by a conservative
you see what i'm saying yeah and i'm saying that i don't it's like when kids are liberal
like i don't if you're if your parents pay the bills, you're not liberal.
You think you are.
But until you actually have personal responsibility
to keep yourself alive,
your political opinions mean nothing.
You're conflating social liberalism
and fiscal liberalism.
Everybody's social liberal.
Remember, remember.
I've already proved that.
Remember I already proved that point?
Everybody's social liberal and fiscal conservative.
That's what he says.
Can anybody name a socially conservative person that's under 30 years old?
Can we name a famous one?
Yeah.
Ben Shapiro is 50.
Oh, the one dude, Madison Cawthorn, the representative in North Carolina?
He's in a wheelchair?
He specifically, and he's not socially liberal.
Every fucking restaurant restaurant gotta have 15
bathrooms so this guy can roll himself into it right like are you kidding me we need to renovate
every fucking restaurant and business so he can roll himself around and he's not socially liberal
kashuv i hope i said the last name right but the kid on twitter who was in the fucking the guy had
bullets whizzing by his head of course he's conservative okay but there's one oh but i
think he's okay with gays.
I just think he wants to have guns so he can shoot them if he sees them.
No, but I think he's okay with gays.
I'm talking about that, socially liberal.
Yeah.
I'm just talking about, are you okay with gays and stuff?
Like, how do y'all define...
You know when people are like'm i'm fiscally conservative
socially liberal right like yeah okay just say you make over 100 grand just say that just say
it like don't just say the truth you make over 100 grand you are fiscally conservative socially
liberal you make under 100 grand you are what is it? Fiscally liberal. Give me money.
Socially liberal. Nobody has ever
I'm
fiscally liberal. I am fucking
I'm socially conservative.
I want all the money from the rich people
but kill the gays.
Socialism is segregation. Let's go.
I guarantee you that guy exists.
I guarantee you. Hit us up.
I want to hear from you.
I think there's some dudes in the south. but the dudes in the south are too proud to accept the money right
they're like i don't want to hand out no no they accept it really yeah there's more white people
in welfare than there are blacks yeah there's more people i hate that fucking argument dude
it's like that is more white people yeah, if you actually do the numbers, you guys are fucking killing it, dude.
But lies, lies, and statistics, bro.
Come on.
Don't forget that.
Facts, 100%. No, white people broke too, shit.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And they hate gays.
Say what?
Prove it.
Show me the under 30s, son.
Show me the under 30s.
All you broke whites who hate white gays, DM me so I can
prove this guy wrong. Son, how many people in the whole
country went to the Capitol on January 6th?
How many people in the whole country? Not enough. A few thousand?
Yeah.
I'm just saying we would have taken it back if we got a couple
times more. I'm just saying, where are the numbers, bro?
Where are the numbers, son?
Where are the numbers, son?
Where are the numbers, bro?
Like, yes or no, where are the numbers?
Show me the numbers.
That was quite a lot of people.
How many? A few thousand?
That's a lot.
Son, the gay pride breaker is a million people.
Because it's more fun. It's more lit.
Motherfuckers out in the cold and shit like that.
We didn't say more or less.
You said none.
You said none.
That's what's crazy.
99%.
Yeah, he said 1%.
1% of Americans is 1% 1% of Americans
is what
1% of Americans
is what
3.3 million people
yeah there are
3.3 million people
that are
socially gay
that's what they are
they're socially gay
socially conservative
I believe there are
3.3 million people
in America
tops
I actually think
that that's way
overstatement
3.3 million people
and I'm not talking about new immigrants that just came from a country
Where it's okay to hate gay people talking about born in America
No, no, cuz those are those people aren't
Their grandfathered into the old
No, no census, but you don't acknowledge immigrants in the census? That sounds socially conservative.
That sounds socially conservative.
Only acknowledge Taiwanese immigrants.
The only immigrants I acknowledge.
No, no, no.
If you have citizenship, yes, but I don't count it.
I don't count it.
Your views are based on the place that you came from.
100%.
You're going to be conservative.
100%. You're going to be conservative. 100%.
You come from throwing fucking gays off of buildings, right,
to coming to America?
I know, right?
What's that?
Moving the goalposts, boy.
He was moving that shit.
Oh, did you guys think this was CNN or something?
I thought this was a fun podcast.
Why do I got to be 100% right?
Sorry, we're sitting with Brian Seltzer and Don Lemon over here.
Jeez.
We're trying to create some content.
Yeah.
Chill, Sanjay.
Tell me the under 30 socially conservative.
Sanjay.
Okay.
Yes, Sanjay.
Thank you, dog.
Alex is saying, you know, that you're wild.
Can you show me?
Under 30 socially conservative?
I just pointed one out, bro.
Woo-hoo.
Kyle.
He doesn't say.
Has he dropped the F-bomb once?
Did he say gays are going to hell?
Is he gays?
You dropped the F-bomb more than him.
And you're socially a cuck.
Yo, you snitching, bro.
I'm just saying.
Keep it a buck.
How do you know I'm socially liberal?
I said you're socially a cuck.
Hot Cotch is a fascist.
No, Hot Cotch is a fascist.
I didn't say you're socially a liberal.
He's a cuck.
No.
I think there's conservative cucks.
I'm a fascist.
You're a fascist.
Yeah, let's go.
I don't even know what that means.
I mean, he's saying that shit.
Hey, me neither. He's like, all these fucking, all these people from Portland be saying that shit all the time. They'll be like, oh, it's a fascist you're a fascist yeah let's go i don't even know what that means i mean saying that shit all these people from portland be saying that shit all the time they'll be like oh it's a
fascist whatever yo define it define it bro like what is it it's whatever i don't like yeah but
what is fascism was the thing i don't like that's just when the government and business are in
cahoots i think it's a dictator that's every company it's a dictatorship no i think is it a dictatorship
i think fascist like all the fascist stuff my understanding is is when government and business
are aligned in their interests what's oligopoly right no well oligopoly is that shit from russia
where like the the businessmen run the country the oligarchs. Fascism is a form of
far-right authoritarian
ultra-nationalism characterized by
dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition,
and strong regimentation of society
and of the economy, which became prominent
in Europe in the 20th century.
Yo, fascism is super...
What?
Yo, he just did it wrong. It's never been done right.
Yeah, exactly.
Fascism is just like communism.
It's just never been done right.
If you actually had pure fascism,
if it was pure in its intentions
and it wasn't corrupted,
it'd probably be perfect.
A benevolent dictator.
That's God.
Son, that's Singapore.
That's God.
That's God.
God is a benevolent dictator, yo.
But also Singapore.
Shouts at Jesus.
Hating.
Hating.
Hating.
Yeah. Jesus is hating or are they hating on jesus they hate you they hate you they hate you on jesus whatever's more popular whatever
i just said is more popular then that's it yeah choose your own adventure
god the og fascist bro yo god is an og fascist yeah just gotta be done right. And we in good hands. I feel comfortable with God as our fascist.
Yes!
Religion is fascist.
Yeah.
Religion is fascist.
But back to socially liberal,
y'all still haven't named one socially fucking conservative person. Because to you, socially conservatives,
I want to kill gay people.
And I'm not gonna know them.
I didn't say that.
What is it?
Just that they're gross as fuck.
Just name one person that's saying that publicly.
Westboro Baptist Church.
Name one person that's saying what?
Westboro Baptist Church.
Oh, are there 3.4 million of them?
There's one.
Oh, there are 3.4 million of them.
Yo, are there 3.4 million?
Because I think I said 3.3 million.
You said name one.
You can't name one.
What, Fred?
Fred from the Westboro Baptist Church?
You still can't name one of them.
I think that's Crisis Actor.
I think that's Crisis Actor.
I don't even think that shit really exists, the Westboro Baptist Church.
I think that's Crisis Actor.
Yeah, we got to go to one of those.
Say what?
We got to go to their church.
Who says I don't know that?
I subscribe to Patreon.
I'm there every Sunday.
What y'all talking about?
Come on, man.
Still hate gays? Still hate gays every Sunday, y'all talking about come on man still hate gays
still hate gays
every Sunday
that's crazy
even though all their posters
are rainbow
you know what I mean
they're biting all the gay shit
making their posters rainbow
oh they try to take back
the rainbow
yeah
they're like
God gave us the rainbow first
after the flood
you know what's crazy
this is quite interesting
do you know rainbows
actually don't exist
it's an optical illusion
Do you know rainbows actually don't exist? It's an optical illusion
Play Mario Kart bro, and I you can ride on them No in your car you can obviously because of the game but in real life the rainbow itself is not a real thing
thing yes it is sexual it's it's a figment of our imagination don't say that oh wait what word oh is that so you said conservative well you said figment oh sorry i said figment
what dude you never like you never put a bunch of figs in your mouth
okay can you guys name a single 3.3 million single rainbow can you name a single 3.3 million? A single rainbow?
Can you name a single 3.3 million people who are socially conservative?
J.K. Rowling's?
Ooh.
No, she's not.
She's cool with gays.
And she's cool with trans.
She's just like, yo, women are different.
And I would say that, too.
That girl's just as much of a period as a trans.
Let's be honest.
That's true.
That's true.
She has periods.
Yeah, she's basically a trans woman, dog.
Yeah, that's true.
She's a trans woman. That's true she's a trans woman
that's why she's so offended by it
bang
that makes sense
bang
uh
Hasidic Jews
what about them
oh yeah
I don't
I don't
I don't tend to see them being
the gay pride parade
kind of takes a detour
around Williamsburg
oh
oh
how many Hasidic Jews
do we have
what percentage
of the population
does that make up
too many is not the right answer too many is not the right answer okay How many of the Jews do we have? What percentage of the population does that make up?
Too many is not the right answer.
Too many is not the right answer.
Okay?
Go.
How many of the Jews?
That's all I'm saying.
Also, they just moved here.
Just?
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
I feel like Sanjay Gupta, bro.
I'm just kidding.
It's exhausting.
It's just exhausting. It is what it is, bro.
If you got an accent, you don't count. I don't care if Gupta, bro. I'm just getting, it's exhausting. It's just exhausting. It is what it is, bro. If you got an accent,
you don't count.
I don't care if they're born here,
they've been here for fucking 100 years
and they still have accents
like they're in the Ukraine, right?
Isn't that the goofiest shit?
Oh, fuck, dude.
How do they have that?
Yeah.
Because they never talk to anybody else.
But they do.
Nah.
Where?
First of the month.
Wake up, wake up, wake up. It's the first of the month. Wake up, wake up, wake up.
It's the first of the month.
Get up, get up.
Get some cash or checks and get up.
There's only so many Hasidic Jews that can work at B&H.
That is true.
That, the rest of them, they're talking to each other.
That's crazy.
There's only 130,000 Hasidic households and they're all
in Brooklyn. That shit is nuts.
See? Boom. Nine people
household so that's like what?
That's like a million.
So they got like a million. They got a million.
They got at least one million, dog.
Come on. They got a million.
There would have been more. My point would have
been proven but
fascism ruined it fascism fucked it up actually damn it actually fascism is what created the
hasids if i'm not mistaken their whole thing is to get back the six million lost right
holy shit thank you fascism they dress like that because of fascism do you think that's why they
hate hitler they're like i to wear this shit in August.
If Hitler just wasn't here,
we could dress normal like everybody else.
Riding bikes and stuff.
One little yarmulke, that's it.
Cover a bald spot. I may be so excited when they're on the electric city bike.
Oh, yeah.
It's like a brand new toy.
They're just not used to that technology, man.
When they're on that electric city bike
on the Williamsburg Bridge,
I hear it, wee!
They're saying, it's amazing, dog. You see their curls flying behind them get your roller skates grab on you go for a ride that's
just fire just mush them through that is hilarious get like 10 hostage on fucking city bikes you're
behind it on a sled we gotta do that shoot come shoot come winter. Let's go. That'd be fire.
Ten hostess on city bikes.
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Oh, that was the guy's name, right?
Yankee.
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Let's talk about Kyrie.
The Kyrie thing is really funny because it just goes to show you like what frauds people are.
I think we spoke about this on the podcast.
If I'm not mistaken, we did.
Say it.
But I mean like conservative media was telling LeBron to shut up and dribble.
You're not allowed to be an activist.
How dare you? You should just be a basketball player shut the fuck up right and democrat media
was saying how dare you tell a basketball player to not be vocal about what they believe in yeah
not be passionate about their opinions they're allowed to have these opinions they're allowed
to support whatever they want to support yeah kairi doesn't want to get vaccinated all of a
sudden that same democrat liberal media is going,
shut up and dribble.
How dare you?
You don't fucking know anything.
Shut your mouth.
Okay, you go play basketball.
That's what you do, right?
And conservative media is saying,
he should be allowed to voice his opinions.
He's a person.
He should be allowed to say whatever the fuck he wants.
He can use his platform for whatever he likes.
Exactly, 100%.
It just shows what absolute frauds people are.
Yes.
There is no consistency, and that's okay.
We're all hypocrites.
We have to be hypocrites to exist in the first world, every single one of us.
My issue is managing the hypocrisy.
Yeah.
Is managing hypocrisy by suggestion.
Don't manage the hypocrisy by pointing out the absurdity of the other side when you know
you're about to commit the exact same hypocrisy the next week yeah you are as loyal as your opinions and
you do not move away from your opinions at all because you know that there's safety in numbers
with your opinions if you're conservative you got 50 of people that got your back no matter what you
say as long as it's with the company line right and if you're liberal you got 50 of people in
country that got your back no matter what you say as long as this tone of company line?
When you go and have your own opinion about something, you're going to get all the fucking pushback.
You're going to get ripped apart.
Yeah, a car in the middle of the road is getting run over by both sides.
Ooh, is that a saying?
Somebody said that to me one time.
It's really good.
I was in like a fucking Uber.
This guy said it to me.
It's really good.
It's not the best place to say that quote.
He's like, anyway, so we'll turn left.
But it is true.
It just shows what fucking absurd society we live in, man.
It's like nobody's consistent with anything but the company line where they have their security.
They just want the security.
They just want people to pat them on the fucking back.
And the people that come out and have their own unique opinion about every different topic, like Charles Barkley is one of them.
We love Charles.
And I think mainly for this,
because we go,
he will say what he feels.
Yes.
He is honest.
He's honest.
There's authenticity there and you feel it.
Yes.
And he doesn't care if he gets pushed back.
He doesn't care.
It's very comforting.
It's amazing.
I trust you feel this and you're saying this.
Yeah.
As opposed to anybody on one of these news networks,
you're like,
you're saying what your viewers want to hear.
So you can keep your job.
Yes.
Charles will say what he feels. say some conservative shit say some liberal
shit say some dumb shit say some funny shit say some smart smart shit we're with it yeah it's you
saying what you feel talking from your heart let's let's just do that does it frustrate you like when
you just see the how how fraudulent news is like to me that's the most blatant example of how
fraudulent news is obviously there's a ro's the most blatant example of how fraudulent news is.
Obviously, there's the Rogan situation,
but this right here is the exact opinion.
You should just play sports
and not have an opinion on anything.
And then once the opinion is something
that you agree with,
you are more than an athlete.
I'm so glad you're, yeah, yeah.
You are more than an athlete.
100%.
And to Lebron's credit
i'll say he hasn't been saying anything about kairi and he's just like this is a decision that
was right for me which is kind of i guess a safe thing to say corporate wise or like whatever but
like yeah i don't how do you feel about what kairi is doing though shut up and dribble
no i mean that's i feel that way because that's what i would do i would shut the fuck up and
dribble i would just get the vax i got the vax right i was like what's gonna make this easier
how do i go to restaurants how do i how is my life easier i'll just get fucking backs i also
thought there was some fraudulence in i am trying to be the voice for the voiceless are these people
who don't want to get vaccines voiceless really because i hear them a lot you know i mean i don't
think they're so voiceless buddy that's funny that's my whole thing is like there's a lot of voiceless people
on earth this isn't one of them right you know what i mean you just don't want to get the facts
and that's fine but be honest do you think he retrofitted his uh activism on yes i don't want
to i don't think he likes basketball that much i don't think he loves it he likes it i don't think
he loves it i don't think he's dying to win i don't think he's it. He likes it. I don't think he loves it. I don't think he's dying to win. I don't think he's dying to play,
which is fine.
Jordan is getting vaxxed.
Kobe's getting vaxxed.
Jordan is shooting every one of his teammates
with a vaccine.
Himself.
Yeah.
We are winning the championship.
Stick the needle
in your fucking arm.
That was Shaq's thing.
He didn't even say
anything scientific.
He was like,
if you want to win,
get the fucking vaxxer
trying to get a championship.
This is my goal.
And Shaq loved basketball,
but not even as much as a Kobe or an MJ.
Yeah, yeah.
Kyrie's not even there.
Yeah, that's a great point.
He doesn't care enough.
I think he just doesn't.
He's really fucking good at basketball, but he doesn't love it.
Yeah, that's a great point.
He don't miss it.
It doesn't give him purpose, and I think that's why you might have.
He's trying to find this purpose.
You've talked about this with Kyrie trying to find purpose in everything,
and I don't know if you said it,
but it's probably because he doesn't love basketball like that.
I never thought about it like that in terms of love of the game.
But I think that could be it.
Usually when you have something that you're so passionate about and that you absolutely love and a goal is attached to it, that's enough for you.
And they struggle after basketball because now they have to go through this monumental life change where they don't have a carrot in front of them that they're trying to chase.
What's the new carrot?
And that's why these athletes oftentimes fall apart
when they stop playing a game.
But he has the thing that should be the carrot.
He has the purpose.
He has the goal.
He has the thing that could take up all his time,
and he can make tens of millions,
if not hundreds of millions of dollars doing it,
but he must not love it enough.
Yeah, it's not.
Dude, I think if you're really passionate about a thing, you're probably not that political
because your passion is channeled toward this thing.
You have a singular focus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
None of us are that political.
We're political, but not really.
We're not that wrapped up in it because we are passionate about comedy, content, whatever it is.
That's my passion.
All this other shit is kind of in the way of it.
Kyrie, basketball is not the thing.
So he's searching.
This conspiracy theory might grab my attention.
It might hold me.
The world is flat.
No, it's not that.
Oh, anti-vax.
I'm the voice for the voiceless.
No, you're not.
I have to take games off because you just don't love the game like that.
It is go out i feel
like i sort of kind of feel he's thinking about legacy and he i like like he fancies himself ali
yes exactly what i was gonna say like ali or fuck who's somebody else who did it but uh
or kaepernick per se so it's like he he can sacrifice, oh, I'm going to take this $186 million hit
because I fought for a cause.
Yeah, I don't think it's a cause
that people are really going to be like, yo.
But this is the same guy who said the earth is flat.
So it's like he is delusional to the fact that-
He can convince himself of anything.
I think that's what I was trying to say.
You're like, I can see that.
I don't think the people will look at it that way.
They're saying that's what Tyree thinks of himself.
Yeah, he's delusional enough to go, this matters.
He also apparently
protested with the
Dakota Access Pipeline.
Apparently he's part
Native American.
Aren't we all?
Like,
with this part
Native American thing.
Are you thinking
I'm a little Native American?
No, you're not.
Only because you're Scottish.
But that's the first
Native American.
Stop.
Are they not?
Didn't we have the same fucking outfits?
Face paint?
No feathers, though.
You guys didn't have feathers.
We didn't have animals with feathers.
We had wool.
We had wool.
We had sheep.
A bunch of wool on my pubes from pounding that puss.
I'm going, puss.
No, but yeah, I think that's a a good point and i think he's searching for
something and it's fascinating because and i'll be completely transparent here uh the more uh
successful or money i get the less i care about uh things yeah i think when you have nothing
those things really bother you yeah and uh then you start to get something and like you see AOC say some dumb shit
and then I'll go up to my roof
and I'll be like,
yeah, so I have a roof.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, but before you don't have that, right?
You have fucking four roommates
or something like that
and you're just stewing,
you're angry
and you're like,
oh, what's up?
And there's comedically,
I wish that wasn't the case
because for comedy,
it works way better.
The edge helps.
The edge really fucking helps to like think you really fucking care about these things.
Like there's a reason why Dave Chappelle has been talking about trainees for the last three specials.
It's like, well, what else is bothering him?
That's a fucking great point.
Nothing else bothering him.
You do whatever you want.
You have all the money in the world.
You travel wherever you want, wherever you go.
People say you're great.
There's one group of people.
It's like, this guy's annoying.
And you're holding on to it. You want can't lose that because then that's why this is
last maybe you lose it maybe you don't lose it but like that is the group that's continually poking
yeah the bear you're like okay well i'm going to talk about the things that bother me yeah you know
i'm going to talk about the things that are causing an issue like i completely get that so when i see
a guy who's rich and successful like kairi and he's still worried about a fucking well over here
and i'm like oh this guy's tormented like this guy's got something
wrong yeah because when you have all that money and all the power personally to affect your
community and all these communities and you're still like causing a fuss yeah there's something
up here that they deep-seated um issue problem void that you're trying to fill.
You know what you could do with $168 million?
Is pay the people who have lost their jobs because they're protesting the vaccine.
That's a good one, too.
You know what I mean?
Like, you really want to help, buddy.
Dude, money helps.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
Sacrificing money to help never really works.
Money helps.
Money's great.
Yeah, yeah. Money helps the most. Money's great. Yeah, yeah.
Money helps the most. That's that Jay-Z shit, that's the win-win, right? How can I help
the poor if I'm one of them? Like, money
helps. Now, if
by sacrificing, you can
raise even more money and then do more
help, sure. Colin Kaepernick
wasn't going to make enough money playing football
where he could do the help that
he did by protesting. Heick wasn't going to make enough money playing football where he could do the help that he did by protesting.
He just wasn't.
He wasn't going to get big contracts.
Nobody really thought that he was that good.
He probably lost it.
Yeah, he probably lost it.
He probably made $10 million, something like that.
Black Lives Matter, the movement, has made hundreds of millions of dollars.
So he actually made more money sacrificing.
I don't think people are going to be donating that much money to the Kyairi i'm not going to wear a mask or get vaccinated foundation yeah yeah
the world is flat foundation okay lastly before we get out of here obviously we got to talk we're
talking about like news and the way the news puts out fake shit so i think it's good to point out
this uh netflix story yeah because um the way it was first positioned was Netflix
fired the employee that started
the
trans walkout.
So they were organizing this
trans walkout where allegedly
1,000 employees at Netflix,
1,000 employees. There are 1,000 trans employees.
I don't know if there's 1,000 trans people in America.
There's 1,000 people who supported the trans movie.
Oh, supported. Okay, I was like, that's a lot. Are they only hiring trans people? Maybeica there's a thousand people who supported the oh supported okay i was like that's a lot are they only hiring trans people like jesus christ maybe they're
putting out these specials to like send a message like maybe maybe netflix just like yo not welcome
like not welcome there okay so uh so we're looking at this thing and i'm like they're like they fire
the one who's organizing the walkout yeah with a protest and i'm like there's no fucking way
yeah that they're doing this yeah there's no way right so i read the article and they fired one of
the organizers not for organizing it but because that person leaked metrics metrics and data and
how much dave got paid exactly and so he broke their contractual obligation yeah like if you're my
manager for example right and then you start leaking negative shit about me to the press
i'm firing you dude yeah like why would you do something that's detrimental to my success
i i have a cousin that works for apple and i think like if she's on her work laptop the windows have
to be closed that's how crazy they are about confidentiality at a company like that. Netflix is not super far off from
that. So if you leak metrics,
which they are notoriously tight-lipped
on, you will get fired. You never know how many
people have viewed something unless they say it.
And this way they can control the narrative. They can make sure that
all their things are either successful or
not spoken about. Yeah. Right?
I don't know how many people saw Bridgerton
or any of these shows. I remember a few years ago you pointed out
they said how many people watched Bright, that Will Smith movie.
And you were like, you notice they only put out that because it helps them.
They don't talk about the shows they don't hit.
They talk about the shows that hit.
And that was when the reviewers were trashing the movie.
Right.
And my basic point of that was like, of course reviewers are trashing the movie.
The only reason you need a reviewer is so you leave the house to go watch a movie in the theater.
Right.
I'm not going to put on clothes and go watch the movie in the theater if the reviewer says it's trash.
But you don't need a reviewer for something on Netflix right in your home.
You watch it for five minutes.
If it sucks, you turn it off.
So the first big-time, big-budget, big-actor movie that ends up on Netflix,
they trash.
And I saw it, and it was not bad.
I'm being objective here.
It was not bad.
I actually liked the movie.
Maybe I have a lower standard for those types of things, but I liked the movie. I thought it objective here. It was not bad. I actually liked the movie. Maybe I have a lower standard for those types of things,
but I liked the movie.
I thought it was good.
So basically, I'm like, this has got to be fucking bullshit.
And they just fire the person for breaking their job.
It's funny because there's two headlines that I put there,
and the first is an AP headline.
Actually, the second one is The Verge.
It says, Netflix fired the employee who started the trans walkout movement.
Which is technically true.
Yeah.
Technically true, which is CNN true. And then the
AP headline. We should call it CNN truth.
CNN truth. Oh, and just to point
out, and Mark was saying this even when we took a break,
Fox does the exact same shit. Yes, 100%.
They all do the exact same
fucking thing. Here's the thing. We expected
it of Fox, and maybe because we're like
liberal cucks, or we grew up in liberal cuck places.
If you grew up in New York you're like yeah Fox is garbage
we just grew up thinking everything that Fox
puts out is bias and fake and we thought that
CNN was just truthful and
now that we found out that CNN and Fox
are literal mirror images
of one another
they're both I brought up the Tammy Duckworth
thing to Andrew was like they put out
the headline saying Tammy Duckworth the
Democrat senator hasn't paid taxes on her property since 2015 and it's like she was all they put out that's all that
was the headline yeah like a tax cheating bitch yeah exactly like oh these fucking democrats they
want to take my taxes they don't ever want to pay it themselves rules for thee not for me whatever
but then you find out that she was injured in combat and under like the veteran act in her
state you don't have to pay property tax if you were
injured. That's foul. Go to the Veteran, yo.
So literally, it's like, she's not supposed
to pay taxes. And every single conservative
would support it, but they put out the story
to slander her. And that happened literally
earlier this month. That was like October 5th.
And it's true enough.
Yeah. Right?
It's just, anyway, so it's such bullshit.
But yeah, the Verge article is that's such bullshit but yeah the verge article is that
netflix fires employees started the trans walkout movement or something and then the ap headline is
netflix fires employees who leak metrics on chappelle special it's just the fact yeah that's
what and the ap isn't in the business of getting clicks they just put out news yeah one of the few
trustworthy sources out there because they don't give a fuck about money and i'll be honest it's
a newswire maybe that employee didn't want to work there anymore but i imagine that employee thought that they were protected
by the controversy in other words there's no way they're gonna fire me especially when they've got
all this heat i'm out here i'm supporting the trans community that works at netflix and the
people who are supportive of that community yeah there's no way they could pop that would be bad pr
and i'm good for netflix yeah
for being consistent that's some fucking what is it ned stark shit yeah you know what i mean like
the rules are the rules so you broke the rules off with your head yeah now how can you be certain
it's not like a john gruden thing but basically like the the employee stage is a walkout and
netflix is like yo you're like a real thorn for us like fuck this shit so let me like search through
all her shit and try to find something.
Oh, you put out a thing on the wrong email.
Technically, you leaked it, blah, blah, blah.
Every one of the companies fucked up, but we're going to use this thing against you because we want you.
Can't be certain, but she was or he was one of the employees that organized the walkout.
Right.
So I think they overinflated her role in the walkout.
So I imagine they would have done that with the other people.
And she might not have even been the main one.
She's just one of them.
But it's a way sexier headline to be like, the employee that made the walkout gets fired.
When I think it was just a group of them, they could have all been just discussing it
for all they know.
And it could be like loose connection.
But they absolutely could have done that.
And you know what?
That's on you.
Don't have fuck shit.
If you know that you did some fuck shit, right? If you know what that's on you don't have fuck shit if you know that you did
some fuck shit right if you know you did some fuck like we don't that's a clear violation of
contract whereas we don't need woody allen talking about the me too movement yeah shut up right you
know what you did fam we don't need your opinion on this you go make your little art house movies
and that's it but if you go start talking about the me too movement please believe
sorry real quick discrepancy
with the Gruden case.
The Gruden emails were sent
when he was not an employee
of the Oakland Raiders
or the NFL.
He was at ESPN
emailing someone
that worked on the Washington Redskins.
So it's like,
it's different in that sense.
It's not the same to same thing.
I'm not denying that there's
like discrepancy between the stories.
I'm just saying like
if they wanted him out of there,
they could find shit.
And if Gruden did something with the Raiders that was a clear violation of his contract,
okay, you got fired.
I think the whack part is saying no one else did anything.
But same with this girl.
You did something that you know is a clear violation of your contract.
You know you cannot leak these metrics to anyone, even if it's internally.
You don't know who has what clearance.
And it's certain she did leak it, right?
Yes.
I think it's leaked internally. No, no, it's internally and you don't know who has what and it's certain she did leak it right yes i think it's not certain they they don't have confirmation on it but they believe
they suspect and that's i think that language is there because maybe they can't exactly prove it
someone else could have used her laptop someone else could have their laptop whatever and um
but enough where they're gonna fire them and they know the backlash that they're gonna get from the
firing so i i would imagine that they're pretty sure.
But also that's like, yo, if you do a fuck shit, like you basically trying them at that point.
If you leak the metrics, they know it's you and they slap you on the wrist.
And then you do this next shit.
It's like, yo, do you work for us or against us?
Yeah.
Like you got to be crazy, son.
Especially you work for me and you protesting me you are crazy
yeah imagine shifty starts protesting fire not even a question
real talk right it's kind of like i mean like whatever that now we're gonna get into like work
dynamics and like unions and all that kind of stuff but imagine having that much animosity to your employer where you feel
like you have to unionize against them yeah imagine what being a piece of shit employer
to where your employees go man they hate us so much they just think we're cogs in a machine
we actually got to fight back against them yeah like what a horrible work environment
you don't think that's a horrible work environment they did it against the wrong
company because netflix is known within all of hollywood for these groundbreaking we share
everything internally you everyone within their computers can tell uh what everyone else is
getting paid the numbers are on the table it's the most public information within like if you're
this level of person this is your and that helps your your range. White dudes get paid more than everybody else.
It helps keep that at bay.
They just put it all on the table.
You came to the company that in terms of work culture-
And you leak the shit they ask you not to leak when they make everything else public.
One thing.
Give an inch, they take a mile, bro.
Yes.
I mean, it's literally what it is.
You think that-
What is wrong with human beings?
What is wrong with us?
It's like you give a little bit and then we get entitled to that little bit so quickly yeah and guys we always complain about girls with this stuff but we do the exact same thing
it's human nature what is that about human because you're accustomed to things you get used to things
you start to forget that this is something you take it for granted because you forget this is
unique you forget oh i'm at a company that's actually really progressive and most companies
aren't like this and i get a paycheck every week and i've got all my needs
taken care of because of this job not that they're god or perfect but relatively speaking i'm in a
good position with this employer you just think i'm this is what i'm used to and then now i see
their flaws because now i'm used to shit you're 100 right but it's almost like our human nature
incentivizes treating us like shit because
if you treat us well this is not all of us i think that there are those of us obviously all you guys
have like integrity and discipline right and like but like i i do think that and i've experienced it
you know even working in certain places like with friends and maybe i have a different mentality
because i came from like the small business side where my parents own a small business so i'm always
thinking like what the owner would think of the business because dealing with the employees and stuff.
I'm sure you guys went through this when your parents had a business.
Yeah.
But like it's like the nicer you are, oftentimes that's not returned in work ethic.
Right.
It's just, oh, yeah, well, I should get this.
Yeah.
Matter of fact, I should have got that before.
And now it's good that I'm getting it.
So you think that you're being nice, but the person that's getting the payment is going, well, it's about time.
Yeah.
So you're increasing payment without getting an increase in...
Like gratitude.
Or not even gratitude.
We're effort or whatever.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it is human nature.
I just, again, you got fired for cause you can get fired
for starting a walkout you can get fired for protesting or voicing your opinions you got
fired for cause that's a very different thing you know what i mean that's all i just want the
headlines to say that yeah netflix employee fired for cause who would click nobody gonna click and
that's the problem yeah yeah yeah did you see hannah gaspy's response to it oh yeah what'd she
say i don't have a problem i don't hate hannah gaspy's response to it oh yeah what'd she say i don't have a
problem i don't hate hannah gaspy again i thought you defend her a lot yeah yeah i thought this was
a fuck move she basically was like hey netflix ceo fuck you i have the statement in the topics
if you want to pull it up she was like fuck you i'm taking shits with more i with more backbone
than you don't uh put my name in your mouth basically because, because he said, like, look, we have Chappelle.
We also have Hannah Gadsby.
We also have, and then he named some other, like,
LGBTQ-friendly shows.
And then she was like, because of this Dave Chappelle thing,
I'm going to get even more death threats and et cetera, et cetera.
My issue is you took the money, it made your life,
and now you're shitting on it and saying,
I think she has a line that says, you didn't pay me nearly enough to deal with the real world consequences of the hate speech you refuse to acknowledge.
Is the issue the pay?
Is there a price?
That's good.
Is that what it is?
And I just, I, again, I don't have a problem with her, but you were not, nobody knew who the fuck you were before Netflix.
I again, I don't have a problem with her, but you were not nobody knew who the fuck you were before Netflix.
So you took all the fame, all the accolades, all the money.
And now fuck you.
And then she says something about your amoral algorithm cult or something like now you're pious.
You took you took all the checks.
You got a career off of it.
You signed that contract when you signed with Netflix.
Did you think they were moral?
Did you sign with them in 2009 where there were there were some startups sending out dvds or did you sign with them when they were the fucking entertainment monopoly and you knew it would blow you the fuck up and you'd make millions of dollars pouring
afterwards and i i have an issue with people who do that man when you take the check from a company
and then shit on them and act like you're morally above it no you're not bro it's like the first of
all that was fucking brilliant that was great i mean she just flat out said it she didn't even realize it
but she flat out said her issue yeah which was i need more money yes it's just a greed it is a
sentence that says i have a price yeah and she thinks that she's being she has a backbone she
literally says a backbone joke in it because she thinks she's doing this to stand up she's only
standing up for a higher fucking tax bracket.
I just don't like when people do that.
Bro, it's like, and I posted on Instagram this week, and I'm glad we touched on this,
but there's the model.
I forget her name.
Fuck is her name.
I don't know.
But she got like some famous, like she comes from a famous, like successful family, developer
family in England.
What the fuck is her name?
She's kind of like weirdo model, kind of gayarchy yeah yeah yeah oh yeah this is great peg the patriarch
yeah um which is so funny because it's like why are you kink shaming like let's be liberal cucks
about it oh yeah yeah like if if if we're gonna be liberal cucks about it still offensive yeah
what's wrong getting pegged maybe guys want to get pegged? Maybe guys want to get pegged.
Yeah.
Why can't guys get pegged?
Why is pegging bad?
Yeah.
Right?
Maybe guys want you to penetrate them.
Maybe they want to empower a woman and put it.
Why is that a bad thing?
But you're wearing it because you're trying to be antagonistic.
Right.
Because, yeah, most guys are like, no, don't fucking stick nothing in me.
You're definitely not going to strap something on.
But I have a problem fundamentally with these model chicks that slam the patriarchy.
Yeah.
Because if we're going to really break down what modeling is, what is modeling?
What is modeling?
You're a piece of meat.
Piece of meat.
It's the complete objectification of women, especially if we're looking at female models.
You literally are hot and you walk.
Yes.
Walking is a lot.
Not all of them have to walk.
Some of them just stand and we take pictures, right? So it complete objectification let's strip everything from a woman her brains let's
strip her uh a bit physical ability like you know let's strip her athletic ability we're just looking
at you as a hanger right you're in these standards that we're upholding to you are standards that men
find beautiful yes i understand the fashion industry is a little weird and warped, but they like her because they think that she's a hot chick for guys to gawk at.
Even if it's warped, they're objectifying you.
Of course.
You're an object.
Now, here's the thing.
If you're some chick that comes from the fucking favelas of Brazil and you had to use your God given beauty to make it out of there.
God bless you.
You're from fucking Siberia.
God bless you. Change your life siberia god bless you change
your life change your family's life do it she comes from fucking like billionaire family or
multi-millionaire family you don't need to do this you can actually use your brain you can
actually do other things to take down the patriarchy besides living up to the patriarchy's
beauty standards you probably got to be a billionaire because of the patriarchy, because of the white male patriarchy.
You own land?
Yeah.
Come on.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Who invented owning land?
Ladies?
I don't even think ladies
could get land passed down
until Muhammad came around, right?
Your big guy,
the big guy that allegedly hates women
but invents the idea
of passing down property to women,
but it doesn't matter.
Point is, is you see this happen with these models, right?
They start shitting on this idea of a patriarchy.
And it's just so like, it just lacks so much self-awareness.
It's like, sweetheart, you make all your fucking money off of the patriarchy.
If you don't like the patriarchy, don't contribute to it.
Don't be part of it.
Don't uphold the jobs that just stroke the ego of the patriarchy.
There are plenty of other jobs out there, but you would have to work hard at those.
Yeah.
You don't just stand there and smile, right?
Yeah, but you could use your brains.
You could be appreciated for who you are beyond your beauty.
Wouldn't it be easier, though, to just wear a t-shirt with some kind of signage on it
as you walk around with no bra to fight the patriarchy?
Yeah.
Who likes no bra more than the patriarchy?
That's a good ass point.
Right?
Like, are you kidding?
I hate these.
Whatever.
It's the same thing.
Hey, can I say one more thing about the Hannah Gadsby thing?
Please go, yeah.
The whole statement is she's like, now I have to deal with more death threats because of
Dave Chappelle's stunted worldview or something.
Nobody think about it.
She makes it about her.
She's not trans.
Dave Chappelle's whole special is trans.
No, I think she came out as trans in a second.
I saw her say, she said
something that I'm cis in like
2015. Oh, she came out as autistic
or something. So she's cis and she's making
this whole thing about what she has to deal with.
Isn't that kind of appropriating the struggle
of trans people? Sure.
I mean, she's close enough to trans, bro.
I'll be honest.
If she said she
was i wouldn't be shocked okay fair enough i just thought i read another uh i think one of the queer
eye guys put out a statement that was like i wish we understood that you know hate exists or
something and it's about everyone and just getting along and love this is about her and what she has
to deal with it's not fighting for trans rights it's not saying trans people have to deal with
hate and this kind of stuff makes their lives worse.
It is I get more death threats.
I didn't get paid enough.
It's very me-centric.
Yeah.
It's a little me-only.
Not me too, me only.
You know what I mean?
Now, to that point, though, I'm curious about it.
Like, if she were to continue to work with Netflix,
I'd agree it is hypocritical.
But if she chooses to not work with them anymore,
then I don't know if that's necessarily
hypocritical. I think that's an easy
exit round. Give back the money.
Yes. Why?
Because now it's like you stand on something. I don't want your blood money.
I didn't realize you guys took
this stance on this group of
people. Fuck your money. Take it back.
I don't want... And she could easily afford to
do that because she's made way more
from being on Netflix.
And if she just gave back the Netflix money,
she'd still have to do it.
If you're a black performer in the 60s, yeah. I have a question for you to look up really quickly.
Can you look up Chappelle's first special
where he talks about trans
and then look up when she put out her second special?
Because if she put that shit out after,
shut your mouth forever.
2019, I'm pretty sure it came out.
The Douglas, which I have pretty sure it came out. The Douglas,
which I have cucked out for.
You said it was funny.
I said she's funny.
I just think this is trash.
I'm just saying. You already did it.
Sticks and Stones was the first one, right?
Yeah, I think he said it. The ABCs joke.
Yeah, that was 2019. Her first one was 2018.
Her second one. She had her second special.
Yeah.
Because his point is
she did a second special
after he did that.
Yeah, so in other words,
you are okay
and you did let the algorithm cult help you
and you got enough money
to look past that.
So maybe now
that you're not being offered
another special,
maybe now it's an issue.
Because every time...
2020, her second one.
So boom.
Douglas in 2020.
So shut up.
So shut up.
You already did it.
But she might argue
that he never said anything
like inherently transphobic
in this first one.
Well, I think...
I thought he or she
had to deal with even more hate
and there's a quick conclusion
that I prefer he didn't have
to drag my name to the...
Now I have to do it...
It says every time Dave
gets $20 million of processes
emotionally stunted
partial worldview.
That means he's done it before.
Multiple times.
Every time he gets $20 million
to do this over and over and over.
And now you're not getting
offered another special
because your specials,
frankly, don't do well.
I think the first one did well,
but I don't know
if the second one did.
And they get, you know,
exalted by the critics
and then they just get
trashed by audiences.
And I think a lot of people
even hate watching it.
They're like,
why do people say
that this is so great when it is?
And it's really not her fault.
Like, this many people shouldn't watch it right like i think that it's unfortunate that
she's almost used as like a prop you know what i mean yeah and i mean this i mean this seriously
she's almost like used as a prop for these different periodicals that are trying to push
forward a progressive agenda and they're like hey, hey, this is amazing. This is art.
Look how amazing this is.
And she's getting unnecessary hate from conservatives
who are like, oh, this is the problem.
This isn't funny.
And look how you guys celebrated.
She gets, everybody's just using her.
I can't actually say that she did,
that it did well or didn't do well.
I don't know the fucking numbers.
I know critically it did fantastic.
Both of them did well critically.
And then Rotten Tomatoes just trashed the fuck
out of both of them.
The first one, way more.
When it came for the people's response.
But yeah, I don't know.
To that point, I think you can come up with, in an institution or even a system that is
immoral, and then benefit from it, and then use your new benefit to try to dismantle the
system you disagree with.
You can do that, but we can also call you a hypocrite.
Yeah, I don't know if it's necessarily hypocritical.
She did it twice.
Why not?
She got everything she needed the first time.
Why go back? Well, I guess she could argue that, Yeah, I don't know if it's necessarily hypocritical. She did it twice. Why not? She got everything she needed the first time. Why go back?
Well, I guess she could argue that, one, she doesn't know if it's necessarily transphobic,
and two, that she might not have known about it.
She didn't see his special.
But if Six of Stones came out in 2019, I guarantee you she knew about it.
And she said every time, he puts out his emotionally stunted partial worldview, she did a second
special.
So if you have to, I can agree that you know this is the only place that
would give her a platform and it's also the biggest platform and you get the most money
in so many other mediums but she is a fucking name after that first special this this is this
is the point that i was making earlier i don't know where this is going to go in the episode
but the point i was making earlier which is like you it's very hard to take a a strict hard line
when you know that you're being a hypocrite.
So she's taking a very strict hard line here.
Yeah.
When she was privy to this information, we're assuming that she is.
You're assuming she's not.
But I'm assuming she saw Dave's thing and didn't like it.
And that's what she's alluding to with the every time.
Maybe she did.
Maybe she wasn't aware.
But I'm just operating as if she was.
Right.
And at least aware of the controversy.
As a fan of comedy, there was a lot of controversy when it first came out and she probably heard of it especially because she's part of that community
right so the hard line is fuck you i'm never doing anything with you guys again but she didn't take
that hard line she actually went right back and we did and she did with them and i'm okay with her
doing that the hypocrisy for me is now taking the hard line when you might not have an opportunity
to do another special.
Right.
That's also assuming
that she doesn't have the opportunity.
And she might have
another opportunity
and she might go,
okay, now I've made enough money
that I can take this hard line.
But to me,
I'm looking at money and success
as part of the equation here
because it seems like
she was willing to
maybe submerge some of those views that she had and those feelings that she had about Dave's stuff before.
And now all of a sudden she's in a position that's advantageous enough to really care and stand up for herself.
Right.
Yeah, maybe in this situation I can see that.
And especially if she goes back to Netflix, it's certainly even critical.
She won't.
But I don't think she needs to.
Going back a second time, I have an issue with.
Sorry to interrupt you. I just wanted to get that point out again. Yeah. Even though, I don't think she needs to. Going back a second time, I have an issue with it. Sorry to interrupt you.
I just wanted to get that point out again.
Yeah, even though, I don't know.
I'm curious to know what her rationale would be.
But just because you get rich in a system,
I don't think necessarily means you have to give back the money.
If you were to, like, Adam Smith is like,
yo, feudalism's trash, we should do capitalism.
And everyone's like, oh, but you got so rich during feudalism.
Like, you're an aristocracy.
You're, like, so wealthy.
Look at all the things feudalism did for you.
Give back the money.
He's like, no, there's a system that I want to dismantle this previous system.
So I don't think it's necessarily hypocritical in that way.
If he didn't have a choice to operate within the feudal system,
the feudal system was the only thing that was there.
Right.
So she had a choice to do it, right?
Especially the second time.
It's like if they were deciding what was going to be the, you know,
how money and the economy was going to function in, I guess it was Britain at second time. It's like if they were deciding what was going to be the, you know, how money
and the economy was going to function
in, I guess it was Britain at the time.
So it's like if they're making that decision
between feudalism and capitalism
and he was like,
well, fuck it, let's run,
let's do capitalism again
or let's do feudalism again.
I guess maybe that would be hypocritical.
But she had a choice not to sign with them.
She had a choice not to do another one with them.
Right.
She's not willing to sacrifice.
But he says the monopolistic streaming giant.
Don't say monopolistic.
There are many others that would be more than happy to do it after the success of her first one.
It's the biggest one, though.
If you want to get your message out.
So she does want the biggest one with the most money and the most eyes.
So she's not willing to sacrifice.
The first one made her a fucking name.
Like that, the way people talked about that,
it was like, yo, this is,
this changed the way I look at the world and comedy.
You're good.
Like you can sell out easily theaters.
Probably more in certain areas.
She did, probably.
I'm sure she did.
The second one.
I mean, she said she was quitting comedy
and then just kept touring.
Yeah. And did another special. Remember, she was she was like that's it i'm done with comedy and that's fine too if you're like oh okay here now my people finally found me and things change i can
we can try to we i think we do a good job of trying to see your perspective i cannot see how
you do the second one without knowing what netflix is you've done one deal with them you've seen the
chappelle special it's now 2020 you You are set. It's not like
you're desperate for the money.
What is your reason? How do you match
your morality with your capitalism here?
Yeah, I don't know what she got paid for
the first one or the second one. I'm sure
whatever she got paid, she can make enough
after that she's good. Again, like
you said, she's doing theaters. We don't know
what she's making, but you can make money in this biz.
It isn't that crazy. It's a fairly fairly safe assumption i understand the point that you're
trying to make you're like i can make enough money and then i can be critical of this system
right but you can also be called out as someone who profited off of that system
right right which i don't know if it is necessarily like an undercut to your current
activism or what about like people who push for. What about people who
made a lot of money or had slaves
and then you freed the slaves when they died?
Like a Thomas Jefferson type.
Right.
Yeah, I'm going to free the slaves when I die or
Ben Franklin or something like that. I forget.
I forget what it is.
Because you know that it's currently wrong but you continue to do it.
Because it's advantageous to you.
And then when you died, you're like, well, I don't need it anymore
so I'll do the right thing yeah i think that those are similar
you're going to continue to doing the thing that's advantageous to you and then when you no longer
need it now you're giving away i would be critical of those people if that they were clamoring on
about how uh how awful slavery is and how unequal it is it's disgusting it's a stain on the american
history and existence,
but you kept that shit because you didn't want to wash your fucking clothes,
you didn't want to pay anybody to do it,
I would be critical of you in that way.
That's not to say that if you're forced into a system,
you have to use that system and then come out of it.
Should black people, if you don't feel equal in America,
just opt out of America?
No.
You have to live here. You don't have to in America, just opt out of America? No. You have to live here.
You don't have to do a Netflix special.
Twice.
Right.
But I guess that's operating on the assumption
that she can't do a third one.
No, even if she could.
But you didn't have to do two,
especially if you're so upset by Dave's shit.
But again, I think she would say...
The money she mentions twice.
She mentions Dave's $20 million,
and I didn't get enough.
That money's bothering her now.
She thinks she deserves $20 million. There was no there was no trans like controversy with
dave's first one though yeah the abc thing yeah the car shit the re the whole reason is what we
that's the main criticism i hear is why are you still talking about this trans thing we've said
it multiple times right this is not the he this is his third the third time he's done it i thought
yeah at least a second i think the avd the letter
the alphabet people a response that was the second time he'd done it in his first and maybe
equanimity or something he talked about it right it's it's years deep i'm fairly certain she knew
about it before the first one but i can also understand your point of hey these are the only
guys giving me a shot it's the shot i need to take this okay fair now your life's changed now
you do the second one.
The second one of where I have a problem.
You can convince me
on the first one
to be like,
all right, fair enough.
The second one,
you didn't,
you knew what you were
getting into very well.
I bet she would rationalize
it by saying like,
oh, well,
Dave was just making jokes.
He didn't make any declarations.
Whereas on the third one,
he was like,
every person came through
the legs of a woman.
Then don't say every time.
Transphobia, right.
Yeah, maybe.
This could have been,
at the very least, this could have been worded differently. Much differently, I'd right. Yeah, maybe. This could have been, at the very least,
this could have been
worded differently.
Much differently, I'd say.
Oh, yeah.
It could have been about
what trans people
actually have to deal with.
She doesn't even mention
trans people at all.
She mentions her
the entire time.
Which I guess is fair,
but to me,
you're not like
a crusader at that point.
You're just a person
going through some shit
and that sucks.
I just don't think
it's like altruistic.
Yeah, also probably rash.
Like, I feel like she could probably reach out and, like, try to get in touch with them
versus just, like, putting out a...
Like, fuck you to the CEO.
Yeah.
Public decorations.
Like, all right.
They ain't answering the call.
I mean, it feels sanctimonious, certainly.
Very.
When I do shits with more backbone than you, eh, there's not a lot of backbone here, even.
You know what I mean?
Listen, I don't want to seem like I'm capping for dude, like to me that's kind of having backbone yeah there's going like i'm gonna let both of these people have
opposing views and just let the content speak for itself right which is what he said i'm pretty sure
i think he said i we're on the right side of history which is a bold fucking thing to say
in this context well if you make history i mean you can put yourself on the right side
that's true but i mean I think he said that.
He was like, oh, we have this special,
we have this special,
and we also have these types of things.
Like, we don't stand for hate
and we don't want to incite violence,
but we're going to put
varying viewpoints.
Diversity of views, essentially.
Yeah.
Also, she's saying, fuck you to him,
and then your amoral algorithm occult.
Like, so many other people
that are part of that comedy team
that are just caring about the creative,
that's like look we
just discovered this incredible artist we're gonna give her a platform so much more than just like
the business folks that are part of netflix like you're calling i mean so yeah real quick that that
those words tripped me up for 20 minutes i heard my wife and dushar about what that meant what does
that mean fuck you and your amoral algorithm cult? Is that just the people who work? No, Netflix is known when their green lighting process, they put, I mean, this is why they're able to spend the money that they spend on talents because they know that there's a certain amount of viewership that will yield more members that will be paying subscriptions and blah, blah so they go around algorithms to say like hey we want to have
a business that's going to continue to thrive
employ more people and grow and grow and grow
so they're a fucking cult
the same cult that gave her the special
that's what I wanted because I was like
maybe I'm misunderstanding that but to insult the algorithm
that made you famous
you were in obscurity before that
I had never heard of you
let's run it back yeah then you
said yo algorithm let's do this again i love you yeah it's immoral when it's not benefiting her
it's not to say that we shouldn't be critical of things like just because you're being hypocritical
doesn't mean that you shouldn't say anything at all but i think that there's a different energy
that you can approach it with there's a little more nuance you can approach it with yeah so much more yeah like we just
recognize that we're all like if she was like yo like this platform did so much for me like i'm so
grateful like it really gave me my career yeah it was you guys can do the things that i really like
i didn't care that much for the special i thought that the views were what is it stunted or your
his worldview stunted i don't think he knows what the fuck. I thought that the views were, what is it, stunted or his worldview stunted.
I don't think he knows what the fuck he's talking about.
And that's just what it is.
Even if she had said, like, I wish they would have passed on this, I think it engenders hate.
Even that, at least acknowledging they have done a lot for me, but that would have been different.
Yeah.
I think that the special is absolutely ridiculous.
And then she could say, and that being said, I'm sure there are tons of people that said that about both of my specials that are also on netflix and that being said i'll do a third with
them just keep it a buck yo yeah no this just feels rash like she was just like writing down
a bunch of like her feelings and just like kind of like throwing it out put it in drafts shorty
just angry put it in drafts man my drafts are crazy all right let's let's end the podcast
let's end the podcast thank you guys so much peace