Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Cures 1 Person of Blindness

Episode Date: February 2, 2023

What up people, Schulz was so moved by MrBeast curing 1000 people of blindness, he chose to help 1 person see again too. 00:00 Alexx copying Andrew’s swag 11:13 Mr Beast really might be Jesus 20:15 Flagrant wants to help the needy 36:25 Superbowl + Texas v NY + Roasting Akaash’s fit 57:19 LeBron meltdown - fans are more embarrassing 01:06:05 Atrioc Deepfake Twitch Controversy 01:18:44 Prime sponsoring UFC 01:20:19 Sky Bri’s Poo Cleaning Services 01:24:24 Nike suing Bape - streetwear gone too far?

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. I think an apology is in order to me. Ooh. What? I think an apology is in order to me. From whom? Alex Media.

Oh. Immediately, bro. I know, I know. Alex, I think an apology. Can we hit the Y? Can we see the ankles on the Y? This is so funny. Schultz, he starts it it and then everybody hops on board.

Can you see my skin? Call me Noah. Can you see my skin? Call me Noah. Can you see my skin? I think ours is different. That might be your skin. I wouldn't know.

Ours is different. How am I supposed to know? Ours is different. How am I supposed to know? Son, ours is different. No, no, no. Son, you have You gotta acknowledge

the pants and shorts. You dress like Dumbledore. Oh, stop it. You came to the podcast dressed like motherfucking young Dumbledore. You look like the homeless guy in Mary Poppins. What's his name? The bitch is old.

Mary Poppins? I didn't know they had homelessness back then. You put the dick in Dick Van Dyke, son. Try again. Try again. Try again. I'm going to start with Mary Poppins, son. Also, why wouldn't you say you put the dyke in Dick Van Dyke?

Yeah, son. See, I say that's what I should have said. Yo, everybody, stop helping Al. Stop helping Al Baum. He already apologized. He's not apologized for that joke. I said the dyke shit. Son.

And they told me to dick in Dick Van Dyke. What? What did you say? You said the Al's dressed like Hancock? The Al is Hancock. Yo, son. Oh, that's funny. Come on, Al. That's funny. Son, you a gay polar bear, and he's paper Yo, stop. Oh, that's funny. Come on.

That's funny. It's like, you a gay polar bear, and he's paper mache, so get the fuck out of here. I'll give you an icee, bro. It looked like you just hit a pinata and just, out of the sweater, just came falling out that shit. Can we just, I need my apology. I just need my apology.

You got a cardigan, you got the short pants on. I need my apology. Nah, because look at that. Look at that. That's different. You got the short pants on. I need my apology. Nah. Because look at that. Look at that. That's different. That's a good leg drop. That's what we do.

Yours just don't fit. Just get them taped better. But just know, by osmosis, you're going to copy what I do. No, this is wide-leg. This is wide-leg. This is wide-leg. We have two different pants on. You go Google osmosis after podcast, and then you go, oh, he was right. Son, the cartoon guy, I know the cartoon.

That's a racist cartoon. Don't stop it. That's a racist cartoon, though. That is a racist cartoon. Come on now, Mark. You tried to slip an I in that word cartoon. I said cartoon, bro. Don't blame me if you said cartoon.

You tried to make me slip something. I didn't say anything. I didn't slip anything. All I'm saying is I need my apology. Y'all been slipping. Y'all better stop. I need my apology. I need my apology. Y'all been slipping. Y'all better stop. I need my apology. I need my apology.

You're not going to get an apology, but this is going to be close. I walk in the elevator today and Alex is in there looking hell stressed. And I was like, bro, what's wrong? And he goes,

I've been wearing these high pants for like three months. I've never worn them on the plane. I already used all my good shows on Brilliant Idiots. I saw him on Brilliant Idiots today. Dressed like a Dave M. And I said, I gotta get him.

I gotta get him. I used him, but I've been running back. I'm running back for the flagrant audience. That one was fine. Sam J would be like, I ain't wearing that gay ass outfit. She was dressed like fucking General Toast Chicken the other day, bro. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Yo, yo. Yo, it's this. It's the grills. It's the grills. I can't talk with the grills. Fuck! Fuck! It's the goddamn grills.

I can't talk with these shit. Fuck! Oh, fuck. Yeah, when did you get them grills? Five years ago? Hold on, Al. Hold on, hold on. Take a sip of water.

I know you brought some waters. Take a little sip of water and then try to deliver that one more time. I'm getting cooked right now. Hold on, hold on. I'm getting cooked. Like some gentle... You're getting grilled, honestly.

Okay, okay. That's all I'm saying is your boys out here... Our pants are different, though. The person... You have to acknowledge your pants. If you acknowledge your pants are different... The first person to do something seems crazy,

and then everybody else does it, and then you know what it is? If you acknowledge your pants are different, I'll give you an apology. Wait a second. I don't know what's going on right now. So, these are board styles, like wide leg pants. Yours are skinnies.

People aren't wearing skinny jean tapers. These are skinny pants right here. The wide leg dickies that I'm wearing right now. Every time you stand up, you got to go like that. The wide leg dickies. The wide leg dickies. Dude, that's wide leg. Go stand up.

Stand up. Are you fucking serious? That's wide leg compared to this? Guys, come on, bro. Honestly, we have eyes here bro Honestly, we have eyes here No, we have eyes here, thanks to Mr. Beast Those are more hammer pants Those are more hammer pants

These are more fashionable And I know that because I don't like them That's how I know they're fashionable That's not fashion It has to be, because when I look at shit and I'm like, what the fuck are they doing? That's what's in So that means if Akash likes your fit That's bad, that's not fashion. It has to be, because when I look at shit and I'm like, what the fuck are they doing? That's what's in it. So that means if Akash likes your fit, that's also good. That's bad.

That's not a good thing. That's a bad thing. You look great, by the way, Mark. Wait, why did you say that? You look great, dude. I like this whole thing. Why are you trying to hurt my feelings? Why are you trying to hurt me?

Mark's fit is fire. Thank you, Al. I said that. Even though you do look like a gay polar bear, I saw him coming out the fucking Uber. I was like, God damn. Stop that. Let's go. Let's go.

He's trying to butter you up so you stay off his ass. Stay on his ass. He's bringing up a really good point. You know it was real, though. Yeah, I do. Because I did that outside. Like, I was like... Because he likes the fact that the shoes go with it.

It's fine. I think you were also trying to make allies early, though. I think you were trying to make allies. I wasn't, but I should have. Because you felt insecure about your outfit. I should have. I should have went to you instead of F.A. for some fucking jokes. That's what I should have done. You should have gone to F allies early, though. I think you were trying to make allies. I wasn't, but I should have. Because you felt insecure about your allies. I should have. I should have went to you instead of F.A. for some fucking jokes. That's what I should have done.

Why would you go to F.A. for clothing jokes? Why would you go to F.A. for clothing jokes? I needed just something, bro. Everything F.A. wore got stretched. F.A. don't want to see the room. I don't care. F.A., ball through the wall. Oh, yeah.

Okay, for real. Listen, we got to start this podcast. I'm going to assume that that's an apology. I'll take it. Listen, the best apology is change behavior. You change your behavior. No, stop. You came on board.

I do. You came on board. How do the ankles feel? How do the ankles feel? Free. Icy. Them ankles north of the Mason-Dixon. How your Icy. Them ankles north of the Mason-Dixon. How your shins feel, though?

North of the Mason-Dixon. Yeah, but your shins, dog. Them ankles is free right there. Your shins need some coverage, bro. Do you know what I mean? Listen, listen, my boy. Your shins need a little coverage. My boy, my boy.

This is how it starts. Eventually, you're going to get here, too. Wait till summer. Wait till summer. Okay. If that happens, I will apologize. Yeah, no. I will put that.

If it goes any higher than this, I will apologize. If we can see ankle at any point in time? Shin. You showing shin. Whatever. No, like ankles here, shins over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When are you going to get a mustache?

Be honest. Oh, that's coming. That's coming. That's coming. Everybody's begging this guy to get rid of this. It's part of it. But he's a comic, so he can do it. This is culture.

I'm culture. This is the meanest culture. That's actually an Andrew Schultz beard. Y'all don't realize that. He ain't been shaving. That's all he can do. That's why. That's how he grows his hair.

It's all he can do. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But he growing out a beard. Me and him got the same facial hair. That's just what he's capable of growing. That's what I'm capable of But he growing out a beard. Me and him got the same facial hair. That's just what he's capable of doing. That's what I'm capable of doing. All my testosterone's centered right here. So this is what he doing.

Your testosterone's on your face? Yeah, it's his hair. That's kind of suspect, bro. That's very suspect. You just have a bunch of just cum and shit. Like, what's going on? You have a ball somewhere over there? Son, if it works, it works.

You know what I mean? What? Miracle girl, you know what I mean? Get rid of that, please. Don't go back on me. Can you get your fucking ball and comes? Come back on me Listening

See? See? Good guy. He's got the spirit of an impromptu. You think Akash was listening? He was not listening to a word he said. He never does. Okay, listen. Mr. Beast cured blindness.

You basically cured Alex's blindness, his fashion blindness. I did cure your fashion blindness. And whether you admit it or not, it's fine. It's fine whether you admit it or not. But you are on Team Schultz-y right now. No, no way.

You got the cardigan, you got the high water pants. You got to get Hitler hair and then you'll be matching Let's go I didn't realize what he was doing. I thought he was genuinely on my side. I thought he was ganging up on a friend. I didn't realize this was a whole fucking plan of yours from the beginning. You're right. You do look stupid.

No, you play both sides, bro. God damn, bro. How about this? You admit that you are a... We can all agree that whatever you're going to say sucks. Why? Why? The man is trying to reach a compromise.

I don't know what happened, but I knew something was gonna annoy me. He's trying to compromise. So we need to shut that whole thing down. Doug's trying to broker peace. Broker peace. We need to shut that whole thing down immediately. We want war.

What was that? Doug loves treaties, bro. He loves treaties. We not doing no olive grasses over here. He's got treat in the name. So we don't share land. Come on now. All right, look, we're gonna battle, you cured someone of blindness, bro.

You're basically Mr. Beast. I cured you of blindness. Yeah, there it is. That's fire. I did cure you of blindness. Now you can see it. You think it's yours, but you can see the greatness.

You gotta stop. You gotta slowly take the glasses off like you're in the video. Yeah, let's see. Let's see if you should. You see the error of your ways. Those might be my motherfucking glasses that I brought to goddamn.

Did you take them from France even though you weren't there? I've worn them fucking glasses in France, bro. That's the next level accusation, bro. Let me see these. Let me see these. Let me see these. Hold on. Pop those on real quick. Hold on one second.

These are literally the ones I had in France, bro. Bring up my France shit. Pop those on. Damn. Bro, you're copying Alex now? He's copying my fits. Wow. Why, you're copying Alex now? He's copying my fits. Wow. Why are you biting

everything Alex does? Look at my France fit. Deadass, I had like pretty much these glasses. What I'm saying is I'm inspirational. I've been had them.

I'm future. I'm future. You're welcome. I'm future. You're welcome. Fashion week, you brought out the flyest shit

that you could think of. Oh yeah, I got it. Oh damn. Yeah, I did. I did, I did, I did. That's a real picture of Schultz. That's a picture of Schultz., I got it. Oh, damn. Yeah, damn. I did, I did, I did. That's a real picture of Schultz. That's a picture of Schultz.

Shouts to Knickerbocker. I just want to let y'all know you're the fucking GOAT. Who, that's me? Yo, you been chilling at Knickerbocker. Come on, bro. Come on, bro.

That must sound crazy. Nah, that was Paris, bro. Shout out to Paris. That was fun. Yeah, the boy was out here. Anyway, Mark, you suck. Okay, so listen. We have to talk about this blindness shit.

Yeah. Because outside of curing Al, even though you dress like me, you can't pull it off. I'll be honest with you. Oh, my gosh. Let it go. It looked bad on him.

It does look bad on him. You got to stick with your style. Which is? This is not your style, bro. What is? What is him. You got to stick with your style. Which is? This is not your style, bro. What is? What is that? You got dressed like a 14-year-old lesbian.

You got dressed like a 14-year-old lesbian. I dress like a lesbian? Are you serious? You dress like a 14-year-old lesbian. He's a 50-year-old lesbian. I dress like an old lesbian. You're a young lesbian. He's an old lesbian.

Okay, okay. I take that. Come on. You young MA, I'm MA. You're a seasoned doctor. Exactly. You know what I mean? Yeah.

He's ooh. You're like ooh. That. Exactly. You know what I mean? Yeah. He's ooh. You're like ooh. That's my sciatica. Okay. No. In all seriousness, we did. Listen. Your boy Mr. Beast did it again.

Mm-hmm. Cured blindness. This guy is. Unbelievable. He really is. He's something else, bro. And it exposes what a piece of shit I am Because I turned on the video like They ain't probably that blind

Like I was trying to find ways to like Hate on the video Two minutes into the video he goes Are they only fixing one eye? Because they was only taking off one patch And I was like oh my god he could have fixed 500 people both eyes Or 1,001

He thought he was copping a deal And he was like wow wow, Jimmy, really? You, Jimmy? Yeah. Then the guy takes out both eyes and he's like, all right, I'll go. Yeah, it was fine.

He actually did legit do it, both eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then went around the world and did it too. That's cool. Unbelievable. Probably could have.

He went to India though. Tarek, I bet that was you, motherfucker. He went away from India, I bet. He didn't go to India? He didn't go to India. He went to Indonesia.

Oh, Indonesia. I thought that was the same. to India? He didn't go to India. He went to Indonesia. Oh, Indonesia. I thought that was the same shit. Is it? I hate to say this shit. What? Is he trying to disrespect? Son, it's not the same shit. But do you want to cure them

in India? Because then they won't think mud is a pussy. Right. How does that matter? I get it every time. You don't imagine. But imagine,

imagine you take off, you know what I mean? No. Imagine. No, they'll still fuck it. Yeah, but then they're going to off, you know what I mean? Like, imagine, they'll still fuck it. Yeah, but then they're gonna know. They're not gonna be like, Yeah,

but you guys know you're fucking sheep or whatever in your family and you still do it. We're all about that though. Yeah. No, no, no. We don't fuck our family if they're sheep.

No, no, no. Yeah. You don't fuck your family sheep? No, the sheep we fuck, but not our family. You either fuck sheep or your family.

No, you fuck sheep is what I'm saying. Yeah, we fuck sheep, but you added your family there. Your family fuck sheep is what I'm saying.

You're acting like I'm not agreeing. Yeah, I agree. So what we're saying is, you what I'm saying. Yeah, we fuck sheep. You added your family there. Your family fuck sheep, is what I'm saying. You're acting like I'm not agreeing. Yeah, I agree. So what we're saying is- At least it got a heartbeat. You can still see it. You fucking mud. Yeah, mud is way better. It's like fucking a mattress, but you sleep on the floor.

Sheep's got a wagon on them, son. Sheep do. That's way better. Sheep do. Yeah, but it's bussy, so it's gay, too. Mud is genderless. No, that's not gay. Mud is genderless.

Ain't sheep women? Son, when you take your dick Out of mud It looks like you just Fucked some pussy Yeah exactly bro Yeah Think about that Yeah but you know what I mean

It's better to act like Than to do it I think I think Like role play There's like a chat GPT Argument like I think it's like

What do I say now I'm trying What would you What would you rather Your people fuck Like a living sheep With like a heart and a soul or mud? Mud.

You would, bro. Mud's softer. You would, bro. Mud's softer. Monsoon season. This shit is wet. You know what I mean? It's that wet.

Yo, sheep get wet. Do they? Yeah. Nah, because it's all that moisture getting dried up in the cotton. No. Okay. Mr. B's cured blindness, okay? There's bigger things happening in the world, dude.

Yeah. Mr. B's cured a thousand people of blindness. Yeah. That's a big deal. And so far, you've only cured one. I feel like we need to do more. I was hating, bro. I'm not going to lie.

We need to do more philanthropy. Why is that your initial response when you see someone do something nice being like, why was that? You're the Twitter haters. He's getting a bunch of hate on Twitter right now. Wait, why? Because people are like, Oh, because he's trying to be God. Two things. One, it's like, oh, you? You're the Twitter haters. He's getting a bunch of hate on Twitter right now. Wait, why? Because people are like, oh, because he's trying to be God.

Two things. One, it's like, oh, you're doing it for clout. Anybody trying to be a good person on Twitter, they're like, I don't trust it. And then other people, like Hassan did a reaction

on his stream and he was like, that was my initial reaction. He was like, it's so fucked up that like 50% of blindness in the world can be cured with like a 10-minute surgery

that's like three grand and governments can't fix this. Is it governments or doctors can't do it a little bit? Like why does he gotta pay the doctors? Why aren't the doctors like, maybe I'll donate a little of my time. Like if you're a doctor and you could do the surgery,

just go to work early, cure one blind dude a day, that might be a nice thing to do. No, they say laughter's the best medicine, why don't you do some free shows? I do! That's actually a good point, bro. Hi everybody at home. How you doing?

A million people watching. Did y'all pay for this? Cut the break right now. I know, right? They not paying. This house is a blue chew, man. I really appreciate y'all. Make sure you buy for that.

Yeah. Anyway, point is, blue chew is a great product. No, no. The point is, what he did was absolutely great, and it was stupid for even me to, like, be so critical or maybe so cynical. But what he's doing is amazing.

And even if you're doing it to get views, if you're doing something great, just fucking do it. Yeah, who cares? It is weird when you, like, videotape yourself, like, giving a homeless person money. Like, those TikToks are a little bit weird. But when you up the stakes to medical procedures and a thousand people. The other difference I think with this stuff and like giving a random guy a thousand bucks is like the amount that you volunteer for it.

Like he put out an ad being like, hey, if you're blind, show up. Like people are opting in to be a part of the experience. Whereas like a homeless guy that's desperate, he's like, hey, here's money. But the only way you're going to get it is if you let me post this video. That's a great point. It seems like extortionary. Whereas what he's doing here is like, hey, here's money, but the only way you're going to get it is if you let me post this video. That's a great point. It seems like extortionary, whereas what he's doing here is like, hey, come if you have problems, we'll help you.

That's a great point. And we see from his track record that he puts that money back into doing stuff like this. Yeah, exactly. So it's like he has to monetize his video so that way he can continue making money so he can continue doing good deeds. Yeah.

Oh, exactly, yeah. It's like you want him to make money because he just keeps on helping people. Yeah, exactly. He's It's like you want him to make money because he just keeps on helping people. He's the one person that you want to make as much money as possible. Yes. The more money Mr. Beast makes, the more people will get helped.

Yeah. He's the nonprofit you trust. You know what I mean? Most nonprofits, like the NFL is a nonprofit organization. It's like you're actively killing people. But this guy, nonprofit, every video I get,

I'm going to do something good with it. He didn't just cure a thousand people of blindness. He gave one guy a $50,000 scholarship, bought a guy, non-profit, every video I get, I'm going to do something good with it. He didn't just cure a thousand people of blindness. He gave one guy a $50,000 scholarship, bought a guy a Tesla, gave another guy $10,000. Donated $100,000 to the guy who was doing the surgeries. I mean, yeah. The doctor who was doing the surgeries, which was wild. He should have been witnessing

that and be like, you know what? This feels good. I'll do that for free. I think they do it for free sometimes. I think they probably bake in their year to do it. Yeah, they do. Good work. Missionary work. I better fucking do it for free sometimes. I think they probably bake in their year to do it. Yeah, they do. Good work, missionary work. I better fucking do that shit. I mean, but now here's the thing. If you're like the local church, if you're like the local mosque,

if you're the local temple, are you seeing this done by this YouTuber and are you going, shit, we need to step it up. The fuck are we doing? No. You should, but you're not. No. Or just a pure acquisition. If you're the Catholic church, you got to be it up. The fuck are we doing? No. You should, but you're not. No. Or just a pure acquisition. If you're in a Catholic church, you got to be like,

hey, Jimmy, come work for us or I will make you the Pope. That's a good idea. I don't know why Jews, you guys could do that. Make him like the top rabbi or something and then all of a sudden he's just absorbed

and be like, hey, now you're Jewish. Now all the good things you do are unto us. Talk to your boys. I don't know. Talk to your boys. They're the only ones with a head. Yeah.

There's no head Jewish rabbi. Is there a head Jew? They got like people in charge of communities, but not like you guys. Y'all got a guy. What's that guy's name? The guy who owns WME? Kanye's been talking about it.

I don't know. We got chief rabbis in Israel. Avi something, I think. Avi Spielberg. That's some of it. Ari Emanuel? Ari Emanuel. Ari Emanuel, I think. Avi Spielberg. That's some of it. What's the Ari Emanuel? Ari Emanuel. Ari Emanuel, yeah.

He's up there. That's top two. He's on the board. I don't know. That's top two. This is the... This is Andrew Till. The LVRN guy. Say again?

The LVRN guy. LVMH. No. Bernardo No? Not a Jew. Yeah, yeah. Not Jewish. Oh, he's not?

No. Crypto Jew. Oh. He has taste, bro. Yeah, like, he actually understands things. All this time I thought he was... The heads of his companies are Jews.

Say again? The heads of his companies are Jews. Yeah, they watch the bottom line. Exactly, yeah. Those are bottom Jews. He's the one with taste at the top. You know what I mean? Like, come on.

They're bottom Jews, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so if he doesn't get absorbed into a religion, I'm curious when you're watching this, like if you were, what is the guy's name from Houston? Joel Osteen, I think. Like, is there a little part of him that is envious? Like, is he competitive in the way that, like, comics are competitive?

Or is he competitive in the way that, like, athletes are competitive? You know, it's like, oh, shit. When Kobe saw Shaq get his fourth ring, he's like, nah, I need to make sure I get more. I'm sure they're doing some philanthropy. Like, you'd like to hope these religious organizations are doing something to help the community, but they just don't necessarily have the greatest video and algorithm teams to create the best content.

I also think... They'd be streaming their shit every single Sunday on TV. Like, show what you're doing. I don't know what they're doing, but I'm saying, like, I imagine some of them are justifying it where they're like, oh, yeah, we do have this charity. We clothe this many people. We feed this many people.

So, yeah, we're doing our part. I know they were turning away people when it was like a big-ass storm. I know they were doing that. Well, maybe Jimmy turned away someone, the 1,001th person that was blind. Like, hey, let me in. He was like, no, video's 1,000. Why are you shitting on Jimmy? Damn, bro.

I know. That's crazy. He shits on Jimmy. He'll be 1,001. Why didn't he do 1,001? Why don't you ask him that? Why don't you call up Jimmy right now? Why doesn't Joel do one?

That's a good point. But you know how they spend like 80% of commercial spends are medical companies and pharmaceutical companies? Why do you got to think of the worst possible situation? When the 1,001th person shows up to the fucking office in Indonesia and they just got to be like, nah, fam, turn your ass. He probably helped more than 1,000 people, but it's so funny to think that one guy just showed up like, hello, is anyone here? And he be like, nah fam, turn your ass. It is so much, he probably helped more than a thousand people but it's so funny

to think that one guy just showed up like, hello, is anyone here? And he's like, sorry dude. Well, why don't they lie

and be like, this isn't the office for, yeah, this is Wendy's, bro, what are you doing? Get out of here. No,

I think it's here. You would think that, wouldn't you? Yeah. If you couldn't see. Yeah, fucking blind idiot. Yeah.

Get out of here. Fucking dumb Indonesian guy that can't see anything. Yeah. Fucking idiot guy. Yeah. Why don't you go build some ancient structures in the jungle? That are awesome Fucking dumb Indonesian guy that can't see anything. Fucking idiot guy. Yeah. Why don't you go build some ancient structures in the jungle?

That are awesome that no one knows how to build. True, true, true, true. Yeah, yeah, true. Okay. Yo, shout out to fucking Jimmy, man. Okay, how are we going to help? Who do we want to help? Y'all are selfish, bro.

No, no, we could think of someone that could deserve it. Blindness? Are we going to do blindness? We don't want to be hacks. I love the idea of like, it's not like a generic, like, the environment. Like, I like the idea of specifically targeting one thing.

Also, I don't care about the environment. Don't care about the... Yo, we could do BBLs. You want to do ugly women? We could give a... Well, we already help them by Mark stealing all their clothing. How does that help them? How does that help them? Son, if they can't,

they're not going to go out in public if they can't wear that. Okay, so they stay inside. So they got to stay inside. So they're safer. They're not going to get any shame no more. And also, these fat girls

are so fucking upset about me because of that one Rogan episode. I didn't say fat. I said ugly. Say again? I didn't say fat. I said ugly. Say again? I didn't say fat, I said ugly. Okay, well,

what are we going to do with ugly women? We could do a thousand BBLs. Pay for plastic surgery or BBLs. Should we put them all in a boat like refugees and just push them

to another country? No, see, that's not helping. It didn't work out great for us. The fight lose weight on the boat trip at least. You could just take them halfway and bring them back.

I'm trying to help women. That's natural weight loss. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, so ugly women, that's one. Or ugly dudes. No, no, they got to step it up. Get them some tox. Let's just match ugly women with alcoholics

because they're not going to know how ugly the girl is anyway if they're drunk. And then everybody gets laid. What's an actual group of struggling people? No, for real. Like, what can you do? Look, on this show, we support men. So why don't we give surgeries to all the trans men that want dicks? Dicks for everyone.

That's kind of fire. That way we can turn the tides. We can get more dudes. We want to help the boys more than anything, obviously. I think that would really help. Any objections? I'm good on all that, man. Come on.

They got it. No, like, they should get their dicks. Sew the dicks on. They should get their dicks. We gave a thousand dicks. I ain't sewing dicks. We sewed on a thousand dicks around the world. Indonesia. You can put it anywhere on your body too.

Sew on 500, cut off 500 so we help both genders. Sure, we can do that also. Both transgenders equally. You can put a thousand dicks anywhere you want. Has anybody tried to make that trade? I was just thinking that. Like make a site that connects the people that want to get rid of their dicks and the people who want a new dick. Oh, and you're going to swap them?

Well, yeah. I mean, what are you going to do with all that flesh? Like you no longer need that flesh. That's a good point. Yeah. Oh, and you're going to swap them? Well, yeah. I mean, what are you going to do with all that flesh? Like, you no longer need that flesh. That's a good point. Transfer.com. Yeah.

That's a great idea. Now this is a business idea. This is, you know, capitalism kicking in, right? What do we want to help, bro? Do they have to like put dicks in like

the ice bucket and like get it on a helicopter and get it over the top? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They dump it on their head to raise awareness. 100%. Wow.

Yeah. And you don't know what dick you're going to get. And some of you, you might identify as a man, but not a fucking Taiwanese one. Do you know what I mean? There's certain dicks

that are going to be maybe not what you imagined you would have if you were a dude. You know what I mean? Also, there's one show on Netflix right now, this is a side,

that's changing Asian stereotypes around the world, Physical 100. Have you heard of this? No. You've always watched it. This show is unbelievable. It's literally Squid Game in real world. Physical 100. Have you heard of this? No. You've always watched it. This show is unbelievable. It's literally Squid Game in real life.

They got a bunch of Koreans in a room, and they make them do physical challenges until there's one left, and he wins a bunch of money. Whoa. Awesome. And you watch, and you're like, I didn't know Koreans could get that big. Is that American Ninja Warrior? It's similar. It's similar, but it's only Koreans, and they're all jacked. And then you watch it, and you're like, oh, no, there's some big dick Koreans out here.

Wait, oh, you actually see penises? No, but you can imagine. I was imagining. Oh. But you can get a sense that like, yeah,

these are big dicks. These, unfortunately for South Koreans, they are known for having the smallest penises on the planet. Of, I thought you were going

to say of Koreans. No, no, no, on the planet. North Koreans probably have smaller dicks. Well,

we haven't measured them. I don't know. I imagine. Malarita's dick at least. Yeah, it's not going to be as nourished. It won't be girthy for sure.

This show is changing everything over there. It's really amazing. You should watch it. I'd highly recommend it. But anyway. It's crazy that we still can't find a group of people

that we want to help. What about animals? We can help animals? I don't want to help animals. What about specific animals? Don't care about animals. Golden doodles. There's hundreds of golden doodles.

He wants a quick result. Can we help the death? Like this, a 10 minute surgery. Like laser hair removal for someone really fat. Bro, there's golden... What did you just say? Laser hair removal for someone that's really fat.

It's more expensive. That's her trade. I didn't know how I connected that because I was about to go to something else. Are you trying to get a hair transplant? No, actually, hair transplant. We should give bald guys their fucking hair back. Yeah.

That's a good idea. That's a great idea. Great idea. Definitely change your life. Yeah, I know. Don't be selfish, man. How did Doug make it selfish? How do you manage to do that, Doug?

I promise I won't pay for... No, but you're going to get a referral. Give me a thousand people, you get one free, and you're going to fucking watch. That shit, it takes too long, and then if they don't upkeep, then it doesn't stay. People will do the work if they can. That's on them. Some of these people are going to lose their eyes again. That is true.

Mr. Beast picked the perfect thing. You walk in there, zoink, you're seeing again. Can we do it for the deaf? What does that mean? Can we give sound to the deaf, hearing to the deaf? Is that possible? Cochlear implants. Cochlear implants.

We could do cochlear implants. How much is that surgery though? It's quite expensive, and also I think it's sort of hard. Yeah, but how much is the vision one? That's probably $7,000. The vision show was like $2,000, $3,000.

How about we'll give a shout out to anyone that's a doctor for cochlear implants. Oh, we could do cochlear implants and then every implant gets this podcast directly on it.

And we get to choose what they listen to. And they only listen to our show. Smart, smart, smart. That's a good idea. So then it's bumping numbers but also helping people hear.

You know who would be the sponsor for this? Audible, audible.com. What's up? Help us out. Yeah, exactly. And then we can control their implants at any time. Love all of them. We know who would be the sponsor for this? Audible, audible.com. What's up? Help us out. Yeah, exactly. And then we can control their implants at any time.

We don't even, yeah, just get Shelton some credits. Love Audible. That's a good idea. I like that. Yeah, I definitely overestimated the amount of books I was going

to be reading. You signed me up for some extra shit I didn't even need and didn't give me no more credits. Then I signed up for the whole year

thinking I was just going to be blasting through books, and nope. Your cochlear implants started to stop working. They want nothing to do with it. If it's not ancient civilization, I don't want to read about it. I don't want to know anything about it.

What counts as ancient? How old? Younger dries. It's about 12,500 years. Yeah, between 10 and 12,000 years ago, younger dries. End of the Ice Age. Is that a dragon? Say again? Is that a dragon? No, it's not a dragon. It's one of the most crazy things

ever happened in humanity. Hey, tell us about it. The torrential downpours, I mean, it was absolutely cataclysmic. Yeah, it was

absolutely cataclysmic. You see, Al, you dress like me, you're going to be watching shit like me too. You're going to be very sick. You're going to say it.

You're going to say it. Atlantisantis tomorrow's Patreon episode is so interesting, guys. Two months. Why are you hating now? We're all having a good time. We did have a great time on that episode. Al didn't sleep the night before. He said four things the whole fucking time.

And now he's trying to blame it on us. That's why he wears sunglasses. I had energy for the first shit, but then the second shit, I'm like, I jerked out. He got a sandwich midway and fucking knocked him out. Yeah, he got a sandwich midway and just fucking knocked him out. Yeah, I did get the itis. Yeah.

It happens. It's a real thing. Yeah, come on. Let's cure the itis. Yeah, now you hid behind the racial thing. We can't be like, yeah, you did. Because, man, we're racist.

Duck and move, duck and move. What makes people feel really good? Opiates. Okay. What if we start a pharmaceutical company and then we're able to prescribe people feel really good? Opiates. What if we start a pharmaceutical company and then we're able to prescribe people opiates? You're not doing real things. Why are you so Catholic all the time?

We need that Catholicism. This is literally a good idea. Have you ever done an opiate? Have you ever done an oxy or something? How good did you feel? What if you could make everyone feel that good all the time? I couldn't see anything going wrong with that situation. I can't see a single thing potentially going wrong with that situation.

Okay, so that's the front runner. That's the front runner. What's the average price of breast implants? Oh, Jesus, Al. Where are they being done? You wouldn't put a bunch of flagrant tits? Flagrant fat tits? And then they could wear the Heavies merch and it'd be like, yo, those flagrant tits and Heavies merch.

Yeah, that's a decent idea. It's like the Heavies merch and then be like, yo, those flagrant tits and Heavies merch. Yeah, that's a decent idea. You call it, it's like the Heavies foundation? That's fire. It's great. And then years later, one of the tits just explode. Yo, come on. That's on you, though. Cochlear implants.

That's what we should do. Shut up. No, this shit is whack. The cochlear shit is whack. It's not going to get emotional. You know what I mean? Yes, it will. No, it won't.

Have you seen those videos? Because they don't know how to talk still. They got videos of it already. They're going to get emotional. You know what I mean? Have you seen those videos? They got videos of it already. They're going to get out of there, surgery still, whatever, right? Because they don't know how to pronounce shit just yet. It's going to take a little bit. Why are you so angry? You just made a joke. I looked over and you just ruined my idea.

What if we dub it? We could do a voiceover. We could just do a voiceover of it. Yeah, dub over? Yeah, exactly. Yo, when they dub retards in movies in other languages, are they also retarded? So like when they do the Spanish version of like. What's eating killer grapes? Yeah, yeah.

¿Dónde estás, Quilber? ¿Quilber, dónde estás? ¿Quilber? ¿Quilberto? Japanese. ¿Quilberto? Oh, I can! Wait on it! I can't speak Spanish.

Okay, how about Portuguese? Portuguese, Portuguese. It's just the same? It's just the same. They can't make it more retarded. They can't. You sound super smart. They can't make Portuguese more retarded. Bro, that is a great job.

Casting the disability people in other languages. They interview them, he's like, this is the role of a lifetime. Yeah. disability people in other languages. They interview them. He's like, this is the role of a lifetime. Yeah. I've been preparing my whole life for this. I want to see Gilbert Grape dubbed in other languages. Oh, we have to. Gilberto.

Gilberto. Gilberto. Montfeld downstairs. Oh, my God. Okay. There's got to be a dub, bro. Listen, we really have to figure out something. Matter of fact, yo, Asshole Army,

just tell us some good causes out there. Some good causes. Beautiful causes that we should care about. People are suffering from terminal illness every single year. Kill them. Yeah. Euthanasia for everyone that wants it.

Yes. Miles. That would cure it. That would cure it, bro. That would cure it. That's what I thought. That's what they want. Is that what you're suggesting? Free euthanasia for anyone that wants it. That would cure it, bro. That would cure it. That's what I thought. That's what they want. Is that what you're suggesting?

Free euthanasia for anyone that wants it. We just go off them? Yes. Is that what you think, Miles? Miles has been awfully quiet since he was acting crazy. No, that's not. That's the only reason. No.

No. He's true. No. I told you I could do it. I told you. Why don't we sponsor an immigrant? Yeah, immigrants. I was trying to start. Can we reconnect an immigrant?

Say again? Can we reconnect a family, an immigrant family? We already did that. And look what fucking happened. Listen, listen, listen, listen. The point is, the point is, we need to get to the bottom of who Miles becomes as an alcoholic. Because once Miles drinks, this man goes absolutely crazy.

We just try to sing karaoke like gentlemen. No, don't do this. I'm going to edit all this out. What did I do? Bro, you might need to, the way that you operate. What? He's saying don't do it.

Teague Dove is saying don't do it. This makes it seem bad. Why are you raising your hand like that? I'm not going to do it. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Listen, I don't even think it's appropriate to talk about the person that Miles becomes. Miles becomes a different guy when he gets drunk. I mean, I love it.

This sweet, kind Miles, you know what I mean? All about the team and all about executing and doing everything to the best of his ability. He gets a couple drinks in him. That's a robber baron. I don't even know what that is. Younger drinks in him. That's a robber baron. I don't even know who that is. Younger Dreyfus. Yo, yo, yo. Miles turns into a robber baron.

Young Rockefeller over there. You want it all to yourself, don't you, Miles? I do. I also apparently say that's right. The craziest thing that you don't remember at all is the funniest part. You don't remember, Miles? I also don't remember getting a flaming shot

and then spitting it on people. Oh my god! Miles is retarded. They bring shots for the whole, one of the shots is on fire. It's literally lit on fire. Do you remember this? Miles picks up the shot and he goes, do I just drink this? It's not even a shot, it's a full cup, flaming. It's so big. And he's like, oh, I'm just

gonna drink it in one shot, just full jet fuel all over the fucking club. The lady stops and she's like, no, no, no, just blow it out. He goes, oh, okay. Gilberto, I'm gonna blow it out.

Oh, Dios mio, Gilberto. And he fucking blows the shot and then sprays the whole room. We're in a closet doing karaoke. With fire. And then sprays everyone like he's in a fucking hot gun.

And that wasn't even the thing that we can't talk about. This guy's an animal, yo. God, stop. Your friend's an animal, yo. God. Your friend's an animal, son. Yo, you're not in a fraternity no more, Miles. I don't know what I did. What you think this is?

It's a reason. Beta, beta, beta. It's a reason why they're best friends and that's why he's not drinking. Oh. This boy gets a little crazy, too, on the song.

This just sounds like I did the worst thing in the world. I don't know what I did. I was home asleep alone. It's that Florida shit, bro. I don't know. Y'all are some Florida-ass boys, yo. Yo, Miles turns into Uncle Luke.

Yo, you can't... Don't stop. Uncle Luke. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

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Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

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Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. He was Uncle Luke that night. Yo, I don't know this guy. We can't take Miles with us. You could have shot a fucking 90s music video the way he was acting, bro. We can't take Miles with us no more, bro. I feel like I've murdered someone on the way home and don't remember it.

That's the crazy part. But it's a good time until it passes the threshold. Yeah, but I was out after that. That wasn't even that drunk for you? Yeah, I remember the whole night. But you don't remember what happened. You don't remember the whole night. Obviously not.

That's what I'm trying to get at. So you were very drunk. So it was like something that I did in passing that I was just like, oh, this is a normal half. Even the voice he's using right now, like, oh, something like that in passing. That's not how he was talking, bro. He was slick talking and shit. He swagged out. He was swagged out, making fun of everybody, making fun of Dove crazy.

That's why Dove keeps waving it off. You remember he was making fun of Doug? Doug. Jesus Christ. Dove, what were y'all doing? It was something. Remember you were singing? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How'd it go? We were just jumping with a random song. But it was to Dove. Oh. Oh, me and Shifty were having a little fun on the microphone. Is that what you called a little fun? Yeah, yeah, that was fun. Why you putting Shifty in it?

You were doing sex words to Dove. Yeah, to Dove. We were dirty talking Dove on the microphone. Yeah, yeah, what were you saying? Dove, split me like Israel's cows. Something like that. You were saying crazy shit. Give me that going cock.

Yeah, we weren't doing it. That's another thing You when you're drunk You're a horny guy bro No I'm not Nah nah When you're You trying to smash

Butt cheeks bro No I didn't I was home asleep In bed alone When you get drunk bro You a horny guy Oh my god I didn't know you were that horny bro

It's like no cheeks are safe bro None No cheeks are safe None It's like you're saying Terrifies me None I did everything right.

I was home asleep alone. You turn them around. Hey, there's just some cheeks. It's cheeks, it's cheeks. Cheeks, it's cheeks. Cheeks, it's cheeks. Cheeks, it's cheeks. Cheeks, it's cheeks.

Oh. Cheeks, it's cheeks, boy. Cheeks, it's cheeks, it's cheeks, man. All I'm saying is be careful. Nah, but let's stop doing it. Yeah, we gotta chill. You see Miles out at the bar, though, and he's a little sauced up.

Just no. Don't turn around. Don't turn around. I don't want to hear that Just no. Don't turn around. Don't turn around. I don't want to hear that. Baby. Don't turn around. I don't want to hear it. You're making me cry.

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Those tickets are selling out, so get them quickly. March 9th through March 11th, Miami. I'm coming for that ass. I'm coming home. Let's sell out the shows, and then maybe I can convince Andrew, through love and the fun that I receive, that we should all move back there. Also, we just added two shows.

July 12th is going to be Huntsville Stand Up Live. Only one show, so that will sell out. And July 13th, Nashville, Tennessee, Dainey's Comedy Club. Also, only one show that will sell out. So get your tickets at akashsingh.com. Now let's get back to the show. Also, can we talk about the Super Bowl?

I think we need to. The Super Bowl hasn't happened yet? No, it's in a week and a half. But like the teams that are fucking, that made it. Chiefs-Eagles. What are we thinking? I hate to say this, man. Patrick Mahomes, I did not think he would recover as quick as he did.

He played a good game against the Bengals. His ankle injury looked a little wild when you saw it. It's a high ankle sprain, which normally is like six to eight weeks. That's a Liz Frank. No, that's a different thing. What I got, I can't believe I recovered. I'm like Patrick Mahomes when you think about it. He's the same guy.

Same for same. A high ankle sprain, usually like six to eight weeks. Super, like, it just eats away. Like, it's a nagging injury. Yeah. But he played pretty well against the Chiefs and the Bengals, and they won. They got a couple of calls that were dicey, but they won. He played well. Yeah. But he played pretty well against the Chiefs, I mean the Bengals, and they won. They got a couple of calls that were dicey, but they won. He played well.

Yeah. If he recovers, maybe they could beat the Eagles. But if he's not fully recovered, I don't think they beat the Eagles. I hate saying that. Based on how he played, though. Based on how he played, he wouldn't beat the Eagles. He needs to be more healed than that. He still had a good game.

But the Eagles, you know how they say styles make fights for boxing? Yeah. Same for every sport, basically. Yeah. But in football, if you have a really good defensive line, that can fuck up any quarterback. That's why Brady lost to the Giants and the Eagles. That defensive line was crazy. And their defensive line is legitimately one of the best ever.

The Eagles defensive line. It reminded me of the fucking Giants. Remember the Giants back in the day when they would just rush three dudes? Yeah. When the Giants won their Super Bowl? It was four dudes, but they wouldn't blitz. They don't need to blitz. They didn't need to.

These four are going to get, and then we'll hang everybody back in coverage. Yeah. And the Eagles have, and they have a really good offensive line. So Jalen Hurts is going to have all kinds of time. He's a good quarterback. He's not as good as Mahomes. But if you give him time and Mahomes doesn't have time. He impressed me, bro.

I ain't going to lie. It's a lot. Composure. The guy's a fucking hero, man. He's just got a great mentality and I hate giving the Eagles credit. My wife was literally singing the fucking Eagles stupid fight song on the couch

in my face as they're winning. I think at a certain point in time, we're just gonna need to just give it up for Philadelphia. It was cool to maybe hate on the fans and call them trash and call them these things. They're the most dedicated, supportive, in love with their team fans. Every sport.

Every single sport. And they do have success. It's not like the Eagles haven't had success. No, they've been very good. And they still ride like they haven't won a single championship. Yeah. I thought the first Super Bowl would calm them down. It did not.

Not at all. They got crazier. Not at all. Yeah. They ride for every sport in the Eagles they fucking ride for. Oh, they deserve it. Best fans. But they don't deserve it.

Best fans in sports. It's good that they get the respect. And I like that New York has respected them, too. You know, by, like, bending over and making the Empire State Building. Yo, yo. Yo, son, that was fucking embarrassing. You might have to go. For y'all.

For y'all. No, I'm saying. I think it's cool. That was wild. That was a wild. No, no, yo. That's embarrassing. You said that you need to give it up for the fans, y'all. I'm saying. I think it's cool. That was wild. That was wild. That was wild. Yo, yo, yo. That's embarrassing.

You said that you need to give it up for the fans, and I agree. I'm glad we gave it up. I'm glad your whole city gave it up. You're super disrespectful, son. Your city just busted wide open for the fans. Yo, you gave up the cheats, yo. You just let Philly take it like it was miles, dude. Son.

Goddamn, Miles. Jesus. Come on, Miles. Miles, come on, Miles. Back it up, Miles. Jesus. Come on, Miles. Miles, come on, Miles. Back it up, Miles. You told him he could do no wrong for three years, bro. Miles is a fucking animal. He goes up to this girl, he goes up to this girl, some European-ass girl,

and he goes, hey, my name is Miles, or as you would say, kilometers. Whatever I did bad, I'll fake. I didn't do that though no i didn't there's no way i'm not that fucking dumb you say i'm kilometers to you no no i don't know what i did that night but if it was that lame i'm fine yeah shorty with the fat ass and then he put on juvenile back that ass up son so now i like that jesus that was a good one who do you think is gonna win the super bowl okay listen i don't know you were saying something fucked up about no i was saying I like that move. Jeez up. That was a good move. Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl? Okay, listen.

You were saying something fucked up about New York. No, I was saying we need to show respect to Philly, just like you and your whole city did. That was embarrassing. Listen, but New York is a global city. It's a little different than where you guys are from. But look, obviously you guys support your own little local things. Yeah, yeah.

New York is a global city, so we acknowledge what's happening in the globe. Yeah, it's not the happiest place on Earth, but it's global. It's not the happiest place on Earth. But it's global. It's not Dallas, whatever y'all are known for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay?

But it's New York, and we have to acknowledge the happenings of the world. We have to do that. Now, was it dumb? Yes. Are New Yorkers upset about it? Yes. It was stupid. It's probably some motherfucker from outside New York who was doing it.

But also, it's not like the Empire State Building is like the most iconic building in New York. You know what I mean? It's just, it's not like you think of New York and you think of the Empire State Building. It's not like that. You know what I mean? The Empire State Building is just a building. Nobody here cares about it. They don't identify with it.

I'm too triggered to understand sarcasm right now. Yeah, I don't know if you're doing this as a compliment or you're dissing us. No, I'm saying no one cares about this. So it doesn't matter if they have Eagles colors and they support your rivals. It's not a pyramid. The team that knocked you out of the playoffs seven days before, eight days before, it's fine,

don't worry about it. You're the Cowboys, bro. Yeah, yeah. Oh, they're terrible. Oh, okay. Fuck out of here. They're as good as the Giants. They're terrible.

Akash, what's that song, Empire State of Mind? Like, there's a lot of things around that. Oh, what is the state slogan? Empire State. Empire State of Mind. Sunshine State.

No, it's not Sunshine State. These motherfuckers. What's going on, yo? What's these motherfuckers playing? Y'all are cucks. What are you talking about? We're cucks. You're cucks.

New York City's cucks. Hey, it evolves with the times. Oh, I'm from Texas. I'm my own country. No, you're not. Yep. Bend over. Bend over.

Bend over. Give me that oil. Hey. Snatch your oil. You do nothing, bro. We ain't putting no fucking Eagles colors. You do nothing. We sell it to you.

We sell it to you. We sell it to you. You about to get two inches of snow. What you talking about ain't no sales? What you talking about ain't no sales? I did discount. I did discount. I'll say paper oil out there in France, $50 a gallon. New Yorkers like, give me that shit.

You're not going to do nothing. Y'all pay more than us for sure. Y'all fly the Confederate flag, bro. That's like, that's the word. Loser! That's Georgia, don't do that. Loser! That's Georgia, don't do that.

Loser! That's South Carolina and Georgia. How many flags y'all got down there? Talk to Charlemagne about that. How many flags y'all got? Yo, why you talking to Florida? No, that's... Like, y'all don't got racism.

What do they got? I mean, whose side are you on? There's no racism for it. No, no, no. He don't got a side. You play both sides, so you win. He don't got a fucking side. You play both sides.

You don't got a side. You don't ever think that he's supporting you. Let's go over what you got. I don't want to rap mouth. Confederate? Confederate? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Meth Mouth. Confederate? Confederate? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Confederate?

Confederate. No, we're not either. We're our own. We're our own. And then maybe you acknowledge. We're our own. What's your own flag? We're our own country.

No South, no North. We're our own country. Wow. How are you your own country? Hey, we Texas, baby. What does that even mean? We just are. They got one star.

That's all you need. That's all you need. Catch up. That's America. Catch up. New York has 50 stars. You're your own country, got one star, son. That's all you need. 50. That's all you need. 50. That's America. Catch up. New York has 50 stars. You're your own country, right? Yeah, yeah.

It's one star. One star. You do what you're told, bro. If we say get some abortions, you know what's happening? Baby's getting slurped. Has it happened yet? Has it happened yet? Yep.

Baby's getting slurped. It hasn't happened yet. It hadn't happened. I don't care if that governor rolling around saying they not. They getting slurped. It hasn't happened yet. It hasn't happened. I don't care if that governor rolling around saying they not, they getting slurped. Y'all are cunts. I don't understand

what that means. I don't know who they eat. That means that baby's getting slurped. I don't know which side of the story. At this point, I don't know it on that.

I don't talk shit about New York. Power grid, power grid. Y'all are cunts. Fuck you. What did I do? Y'all are cunts. Just like that?

Yeah. That was some cunt shit. Son, they looked like that. Yeah. That was some cut shit. Son, they about to get two inches of snow and that whole shitty-going shirt turned out. You look like blue cheese. The way you sit there, you sit in a long... You sit with your fucking blue cheese sweater.

Oh, I missed that. He did look like blue cheese. Okay? Yeah, exactly. Two inches of snow, your whole shit shuts down. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we're not used to snow. Our highways are icy. Okay, exactly. Two inches of snow, your whole shit shuts down. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we're not used to snow.

Our highways are icy. Yeah, we're not used to snow, because we're from a good state. What does that mean? You guys are used to it, because your state sucks. Yo, you're not going to chip in, motherfucker? I'm trying.

I'm trying. Your boy was shooting. I don't know if I'm shooting. Which one am I shooting at? I've been asleep behind the glasses for an hour. Spray, monkey. That's it. You can't, because your state got no guns.

Fuck you, Dubs. Fuck him. Y'all can't spray you gunless cucks. Ain't no guns in New York. We don't got guns. I'll give you that. Yeah, cucks. But outside of that, y'all the biggest cucks

because y'all got guns and you let us cuck you. You let a bunch of states with no guns tell you what to do. When y'all cuck us. That shit is super. That is. That is. That is. That's our superhero. Y'all got all the guns and you still do what we tell you.

That's crazy. When y'all cuck us. Damn, bro. When y'all cuck us. When you still in the country. Yup. You still part of the country. You got all the guns.

We got nothing. We still pay our taxes. We do whatever we want to do, bro. Exactly. You do what we tell you to do. We don't pay taxes. We got, hey. You pay our federal taxes.

You do pay our federal taxes. You pay our federal taxes. You do pay our federal taxes. You pay our federal taxes. Pay my shit. Fuck you, pay me. That's not New York, man. Fuck you, pay me. That's not New York. That's not New York.

It's our country. New York. It's our country, y'all. New York got its own taxes still broke. Still got nothing. Shit schools. Shit roads. I still got dirt roads.

Shit weather. Yeah, you got. We got dirt roads. I got dirt roads somewhere. You don't know nothing about nothing. Somewhere. Somewhere's because it's a big state. Real somewhere. You don't know nothing about nothing. Somewhere. Somewhere's because it's a big state. We can't even stop people from sneaking in.

Nobody trying to sneak into New York. No. What? Nobody trying to sneak into New York. All right, shut up. That don't even make sense. Everybody trying to sneak in. Everybody trying to sneak in.

It's New York. You here, dumbass. Yo, let me check your papers. Yes, son. We might have to check your papers. Let me check your papers. You looking a little Mexican right now, bro. Look at that fucking shirt. If you want to send us back down south, I'm with it. Send us down south.

Shit. Send who? Fuck, what's that big thing that Mexicans wear? Poncho. You looking like a poncho right now, son. Yeah, he does. That was good. That was good.

Cut right before we leave. Yeah, cut right before we leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The phone a friend wrote that. Leave this part in so we know that he asked for it. No, no, no. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not now. Thank you. That was good. Cut right before me. Yeah, cut right before you. Cut right before me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The phone was friend-wrong. Leave this part in so we know. And we're back. And we're back. Yeah, yeah.

You look like my dick. Damn, dude. They got me. But for real. All right. Listen, can we get back? Yeah, shout out to the Eagles. And thanks for wearing their colors, man.

All I got to say is if you're gambling on the motherfucking Super Bowl, fuck you, Mark. If you're gambling on the Super Bowl, you're going to do that shit on betonline.ag. Yeah. Okay? Use the promo code FLAGRANT. They're going to match 50% of that initial deposit bonus up to $1,000.

You put in a G, you're getting $500 to gamble with. You already know who's going to win. You already won. And then good advice, whatever Akash does, do the opposite of whatever he picked. Because so far, a few people have been like, bro, I don't know anything about football. I took Akash's picks and it didn't work out. Now it's one on one.

I don't know. I heard some kid from Europe being like, I spent my last check as fucking a stimulus. I lost everything. You should have broke even if you listened to me, dummy. You know what I mean? I said Philly would cover and Mahomes healed the fuck out of it. I don't know how he did that that fast. That's on me.

Come on. But I didn't know the man was going to heal like a fucking Wolverine. Come on, bro. Come on. These people are relying on you. They're relying on you, bro. What's the line for the next game? I'm going to bet on this next game.

No, what is the line? I'm going to bet my whole ass initial deposit on this next game. Not the money that I put in, but the initial deposit I'm going to bet on the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. What are you doing for the Super Bowl? Now I'm so curious. Because I'm going to do the opposite of what you do. Let me know the line. Look up the line for the Super Bowl? Now I'm so curious. Because I'm going to do the opposite of what you do. Let me know the line.

Look up the line for the next game. Okay. Son, so much effort was made into making this hoodie look awful, son. Son, the amount of effort. Son, each one of these little frilly things got to get cut to make it look awful. This is fire. Think about how many hours was put into that. This is fire.

The best is that Akash only wears shit from people he knows. So, like, some guy that he knows spent a lot of time to make this. Son, look at this. We need a fan. Do better. Do better. First of all, Al, first thing you see, he said, that shit is fire. That shit look like a Swiffer.

Bro, where'd you get that? Who made it? I'm not gonna shout him out now. I want someone that says you. Shout out this guy. We need a shout out. He's gonna do better. I'm not gonna shout him out now. I want someone that says to you, shout out this guy. We need a shout out. He's going to do better. I'm not going to shout him out now.

Shout him out. No, it's a good Pakistani designer. So blaze away, my friend. I'm going to bring my car through here. You give me a fucking car wash. Swiffer was the best. I know, I know. Swiffer was absolutely incredible.

We shoot it. We shoot it. We shoot it. I'm back absolutely incredible. We shoot it. We shoot it. We shoot it. I'm back, baby. We shoot it. We shoot it. Okay, we're going to come back to you, but this is crazy. There's so many different things going on.

What's the motivation with that? I don't even know what the motivation is. Just look fresh as fuck? But like why? What do you mean why? Because that's what I do. I look fresh as fuck all the time. That's who I am.

I am fashion. You know what I mean? If there's one thing we learned about me, I am fashion. I like this way of handling it. I like the way you go about it. Okay, what's the line? Eagles by two, right? I don't really know how this works, I'm going to be honest with you.

Why don't you just go to the website that sponsors us? I thought it was all the same line. This is truly unbelievable. This motherfucker went to the competition website to find the line. Holy shit. Can I be honest? I don't know how lines work.

We know. We know, Marshall. I've been to this website before. I understand how it works. I'm going to run that by. What is this, dude? What did you say? I tried to hit a joke. Nobody heard it.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm saying, I'm saying. Organically. Yeah. I was just on doing that. They don't work. I'll be like, I'm going to run that back.

Oh, shit. I thought my fucking daughter was a rat. I thought that shit was a rat, bro. Get thought my fucking down was a wrap. Bro. I thought that shit was a wrap, bro. Get it, get it, get it. Stop it. All right, come on, come on, come on. Let's go.

Damn, this stuff is tough, bro. God damn, I scared the shit out of me. I was like, was that what chewed through Arkash's hoodie? Oh, fuck. The setup and the build for that one was good, bro. That was good. We are here, fuck. That's tough. The setup and the build for that one was good, bro. That was good.

Hold on, we got to adjust. That was fucking good. Can you please just tell us his name? Because we got to go to his website. It's called Rasta. What? R-A-S-T-A-H. Edward Scissorhands.

What? Rasta? Like Rasta? No, Rasta means like the way. We're trying again. We all shoot it. I think fundamentally. R-A-S-T-A-H go to that shit

don't do it to this kid why not no trust me all good energy I mean all good attention is good attention I think

we try what AI are you doing right now what did they say what is the phrase honestly you got it bro all publicity no publicity

you can't get fooled again alright let's check it out. Fucking snow clove ass motherfucker. This stuff is pretty cool. I don't know. You haven't gone to anything yet. It looks nice to me. Ooh.

This is nice. He got some decent pieces. He got some good pieces, bro. Okay, hit that bell bottom. I wish he sent you that shit. Oh, some white light? Oh, man, we would have had like 10 more minutes. Some white light? Son, you got to only have had like 10 more minutes. Some wild life?

Son, you got to only dress in Rasta from now on. Please. I'm with it. Send me shit. Bro, the where the wild things are, that's fire. Yo, son. Son, that shit is fire. Oh, no, he got pieces.

He got some joints, bro. These sweats look sick. I like that. Why do you think? He got some joints. Yo, Rasta. Did you ask for this one specifically? Nah, he be sending me shit.

But still, send him the right size. He's still with this like... Come on, Akaz. I'm going to refund the free sweatshirt. I'm going to exchange it. Ask for the right size. Come on, man. It's like Joe Biden.

Come on! Come on, man. It was earnest there Biden. Come on. Come on. That was earnest there. That really was because I watched it look fly but just shared it too big for you. Your pants ain't the right size. How you talking to me?

He's happy he can match the collar coat and the socks. No, we didn't. We used them all on him. That's the two years of your show. Yeah, we did. Where the fuck do you find the line, bro? It's like, I'm being honest.

I don't know if they've put it out yet. I don't think they've put it out yet. Take the goddamn computer. They haven't put it out yet. I don't think they've put it out yet. They haven't put it out yet. I don't think they've published the fucking... The game hasn't happened. You want the spread or the money line? Look at his face.

Do that stupid face. That was so stupid. You think the line is a score? I don't know exactly what it is. Okay, listen. While we go get that, you already know where to go. Promo code is flagrant.

You see how quick that was? Okay, well, what is even get that, you already know where to go. Promo code is flagrant. You see how quick that was? Okay, well, what is even the line? Eagles by one. They're going to win more than by one. Oh, that's it? Yeah, Eagles by one. Wow. If Mahomes heals, I think the Chiefs might win, but right now—

Pick a team, bro. I'm picking Eagles right now. I'm going Chiefs. Let's go, Mahomes. Okay, can I ask a question? This might be dumb, but it's a football question. It's not about your shirt. I swear to God in my life. Is it an advantage for the Chiefs that they have great tight

end play when you have a strong defensive line when you're going up? Because there are options for you to get the ball out quickly. Yeah, it is, but if you remember the Super Bowl they lost to the Bucs, that was the main issue, is Mahomes could not fucking throw the ball. He didn't have time to throw the ball. Everybody just kept coming at him. Now, the offensive line of the Chiefs isn't as beat up

as it was back then, but the defensive line of the Eagles is better. And I think unless Mahomes is a hundred percent, that's going to be, it's just going to be too much. Cause if he can run around and create like evade sacks and create time, he can find guys downfield, whatever. I think they could win. But that's the other thing is like, is their offense a little guys downfield, whatever, I think they could win. But that's the other thing. Is their offense a little less downfield because they no longer have that deep, deep threat? Like Tyreek Hill is just like, yo, he's putting on a gas and he's gone. Now he's no longer on the team. So have they changed the offense a little bit?

Yeah, they have. They've adjusted. I don't need five seconds if I'm not going to throw the ball that deep. Exactly. It's quick plays. So, yeah, I do think that will make a difference. I just also think Mahomes being able to run around would buy time if he's healthy. And he healed crazy quick one week.

So maybe two weeks, even with this game, is going to be enough. But, again, he would be just like defying all the odds. Because you're not supposed to heal that quick. Philly's taking that shit, bro. You think? I think. Easy. They have, I hate saying this, they have the best roster in the league.

Their fucking run game is fucking crazy. Run game is crazy. Offensive line, crazy. Defensive line, crazy. And that's what they always say, you win games. And you got a good quarterback. He's not as good as Mahomes,

but he's good. It's Phoenix. That's where the game is? Yes, Tempe, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're Tempe? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be fun. Especially going out there like now.

Like Arizona is fire now. Going for the trip, going to the Super Bowl, there's certain places where, and that's a party town. That whole weekend is going to be fucking crazy. It's in Tempe. Super Bowl's always in a nice place usually. That would be a good trip because that's the garbage shit, right? Oh shit, and it's

there as well. The waste management. The garbage shit. I don't think they want it referred to as that. The waste management. The waste, the garbage shit. I don't think they want to refer to it as that. No, no. There's a, there's basically a golf tournament

that's sponsored by Rasta. What is the name of the brand? I knew it was coming. I knew it was coming. But no, the waste, the waste, the waste.

I knew it was coming. Why are you taking shots? He's a good guy, bro. How about that? It was smooth. It was smooth. No, no, but the Waste Management Golf Tournament is basically, all right, how do you describe it?

It's like a music festival meets... It's a frat party on a golf course. And there's a famous hole where it's just a pure shit show. We did that shit. The best scene for something like that. A famous hole. Is that the girl you were with last week? Hey!

Yo! What, a famous hole that's also a shit show? Like, goddamn, though. Damn, dog. Golf hole. But anyway, we catch the two for one. Is that the same weekend? It is. You're not going. What?. Is that the same weekend? It is.

You're not going. Do I have something that weekend? Yeah. What? Oh, but we can all go. You can all go. Oh, excellent. That'll be great.

Your wife. Hamptons. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my wife's birthday weekend. You can't be going to that. Oh, damn. Well, she would like to go to a golf tournament.

That's where you have a Super Bowl? Yeah. That's great. Yeah. Convince her to go to the Super Bowl. She likes sports. You know, that going to that. Oh, damn. Well, she would like to go to a golf tournament. That's when you're at for the Super Bowl. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. Convince her to go to the Super Bowl. She likes sports, you know? That'd be fun. Every wife loves sports.

Right? God damn it. Let me figure this one out. This is going to be interesting. Let me call it Yeager. Yeager! Yeah. Yeager!

Is this like a private situation? Are you setting the mood and all that? No, no, no. No? I'd have to convince her friends to not go to her birthday. Yeah, this is, okay. Let me work on this. Fuck, we were just invited two days ago.

I said no. Were we really? Yeah, people were asking. Yeah. All right, let me work something out. You just got to merge. Just sit her down. Just be like, hey, look.

Yeah. You love golf. Women love golf. Women love golf. Just sit her down. Just be like, hey, look. Yeah. You love golf. Women love golf. Women love golf. Women love waste management. Women who love women love golf. Exactly. Also that.

So let's just go to the tournament. You and me, husband and wife, for your birthday. Do you think she'd be receptive? With the boys. With the boys. Well, the boys might also be there, but that's not why you guys are going. You're going to spend time with her. This is... It's a conundrum. Yeah, this is might also be there, but that's not why you guys are gone. You're going to spend time with her. This is...

It's a conundrum. Yeah, this is going to be hard. Like, I know you guys are being, you know, joking around about it, but I'm really trying to do the math here. And it's hard. This is a hard one. Because, you know, it's not technically her birthday. Like, we're going on a weekend.

It's not her birthday. What's the line on that? Want me to Google it? Can you Google the line? Just go to divorce.com. I think that's where you'll find the line. Go to morganandmorgan.com.

Okay, yeah, we ain't going to the Super Bowl, but listen, best of luck to everybody there. What else we talking about, my boys? Yo, another sports thing, the LeBron thing.

Yeah. The foul. Is that as annoying to everybody else as it is to me? Can you explain? What part of it's annoying to you? Yeah, another sports thing, the LeBron thing. Yeah. The foul. Is that as annoying to everybody else as it is to me? Can you explain? What part of it's annoying to you? Yeah, explain the situation

and then explain why you find it for the reaction to it. Yeah, the Lakers are playing the Celtics. It's a regular season game. It's not that meaningful. I think the game is tied at the end of the fourth quarter.

And LeBron is driving for a layup. He clearly gets fouled. They don't call it. He flips the fuck out, melts down. They're complaining about it after the game. Patrick Beverly, which this is very funny, but he like grabs a camera

and shows it to a ref before overtime and shows them that they missed a foul and then he gets a technical called on him. The greatest tech of all time. Which is super funny. That's super funny. God bless him. But then Anthony-

100% there's no way that picture's even taken. Yeah. Guarantee he's just pointing at a blank screen. Yeah, 1,000%. Anthony Davis is complaining afterward that we're getting screwed over, blah, blah, blah. And first of all, LeBron travels before he gets fouled. They all travel. It's like four steps.

It's a lot. So if we want to be so technical about it, but also, you're in 11th place out of 12. Yeah. Which means you're not even in, you know how the NBA has a play-in game to be so technical about it. But also, you're in 11th place out of 12. Yeah. Which means you're not even in, you know, the NBA has a play-in game to be the last seed in the playoffs. They're not even in that. So to act like this is injustice that's costing us the season, you've sucked all year. LeBron went to the Lakers. I said this when he went to the Lakers.

He's calling it in in terms of getting more championships. He got one. I'm surprised. That's it. He's not getting any more. You made this decision. The team's not good. For us to make such a big deal about an 11th place team getting a bad call is just so fucking annoying.

Wait, LeBron won a championship with the Lakers? Yeah, during the pandemic. Yeah, the COVID one. Bubble. Oh, the bubble joint. Yeah. It was with the Lakers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Ew. Yeah. So he got his. When you're in this game and you're losing, you're like, hey, I'm about to put it all on the line for my team. He put up, like, how many points this game? Like, something crazy? I think it's 61 or something.

He's putting the whole team on his back at 40 years old. He's like, yo, I'm going to do it. And in the last minute, you have a chance to win it for your team. You're not thinking of the grand scheme. Like, yeah, you could be thinking full perspective and be like, you know what? Basketball doesn't really matter in the long run anyway. No, he's playing. He's like, I have a chance to win it for my team. Oh, no, no.

Akash's not reacting to LeBron's reaction. He's reacting to the internet's reaction. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were saying LeBron. He should be upset. He should be furious. I completely understand his reaction. I think this is a little melodramatic, to be honest. But I understand being upset and complaining. After the game, you're complaining. If one player after the game was like,

yo, it's also on us for being the 11th fucking seed and not even really sniffing the playoffs at all. That makes sense. I would be like, okay, you have time to calm down. Like, even that guy, you saw the Bengals game, that one player hit Patrick Mahomes out of bounds. Osai. And that's how they got their field goal, Joseph Osai. In the locker room on their way in, one of his teammates is like, yo, he's not even that good.

He's not going to be here next year. Fuming mad. He apologized afterward. It's a shitty thing to do, but in the heat of the moment, you're upset, whatever, you's not even that good, he's not going to be here next year, fuming mad. He apologized afterward. It's a shitty thing to do, but in the heat of the moment, you're upset, whatever, you calm down, then you be reasonable.

They still haven't calmed down. They're still talking about this. The internet, the Lakers, all they have to get over this shit. But don't you feel like there's a pattern, though? Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. No, no, no, I just said,

lately, they have been saying that they're getting a bunch of bad calls, and that's why they're losing games. Okay, but you're also the Lakers, so historically, you've gotten a lot of good calls. You probably have championships that you should not have. But if you're used to...

If you're used to getting good calls... Exactly. Nobody goes, you know what? We've gotten a lot of good calls. We deserve some bad ones now. Sure, that's fine. But the fan reaction, I hear Lakers fans being like,

this is rigged. It's rigged to keep the Lakers out. Oh, you're trusting the emotional reaction for Lakers fans? Eventually calm... I hear Cowboys fans do it. Eventually you calm down, right? Cowboys fans are like,, this is rigged. It's rigged to keep the Lakers out. Oh, you're trusting the emotional reaction for the Lakers fans? Eventually calm. I hear Cowboys fans do it. Eventually you calm down, right? Cowboys fans are like, the league is rigged. Really? You think they want the Dallas Cowboys out of the playoffs?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think the NFL who cares about money over everything is like, let's take the most valuable team on earth, knock them out. For what? Same with the Lakers. Calls are going to generally go in your favor as the Lakers. You got a bunch of bad calls recently. Okay, you still are the 11th seed.

Those good calls go your way, you're what, ninth? Okay, big deal. Like, it's just shut the fuck up with all this. And the internet making such a big deal about it a week later is crazy to me. I don't know if I've ever seen a regular season game get responded to like this, ever. That's a good point. Yeah, I thought it was like a playoff. I was looking it up.

I was like, what has happened? I think this is just frustration. It's like their team sucks. They know their team sucks. And then here's an easy opportunity for them to act like the world is against them. I think that's just really what it is. Like, hey, let me just funnel all my frustration

for the fact that like LeBron is having an incredible season, but he's not at the point where he can make his teammates as good as he used to. Yeah. And I think that's just the reality. Like, there was a time where LeBron, LeBron took bums to the finals. His first finals with the Cavs, do you remember that? And his last finals with the Cavs.

Bums. I mean, like, so something has happened where he can still throw up 46 points, completely dominant on the offensive end, probably get triple doubles, no problem, but he can't make the other guys as good as he used to. And I think this happened

even to Kobe later in his career. It happens to guys where they can still get the buckets, but they can't make the other guys as good. It's kind of similar to what's happened to Brady in the NFL. He's still really fucking good, but he can't just elevate the bucks by himself.

And again, football, it's harder, there's more players, but he used to kind of just elevate the team. We're going to do well. We're going to be above 500 at least with me. And now he can't quite do that. And LeBron is in the same place.

You've slipped a little bit. You're good. That was for a game win or two. For a season, for a vet like LeBron, you're doing too much. Yes. That's too much. And you're 40. That's too much.

At the end of the game? No, no. After this call. The way he reacted? He stood on the ground for a while. Like, I'm in so disbelief I can't even stand up. I get the frustration. No, no, no.

I think he's milking it. You don't act like that. Come on, son. Maybe you shouldn't, but anyone that doesn't understand how he feels, I'm like, you never wanted to win as bad as he wants to win. Lakers, Celtics. Again, if he wanted to win, he wouldn't have gone to the Lakers. This is a historic rivalry.

This is Lakers, Celtics. Regular, if he wanted to win, he wouldn't have gone to the Lakers. This is a historic rivalry. This is Lakers, Celtics. Regular season, game 55. Still? Okay, so here's, I'm going to give, I'm just going to say something. Okay.

With, one of the things about Jordan and the whole documentary basically was harping on this was that he could give 100% in everything. It could be practice, it could be a game,

it doesn't matter what the fuck it is. You're playing ping pong, you're throwing coins along the carpet. You are going 100 fucking percent. And if we're saying that LeBron cares about basketball, he truly is invested in the sport, right? And he gave 100% and it didn't go his way, then this is a justifiable reaction, right? This is the only% and it didn't go his way, then this is

a justifiable reaction, right? This is the only thing that he cares about. He's furious. If he just walks off the court like it's no big deal, okay, then he just didn't really care

about what happened in that game. If it's Jordan and we're watching the documentary, they don't lose this game in overtime. You know what I mean?

If it's Jordan, he's getting the call. I think LeBron historically gets more calls than he doesn't. If it's Jordan, he's getting the call. I think LeBron historically gets more calls than he doesn't. If it's Jordan, he's getting the call. Maybe. Again, I also think if you cared that much about winning, you wouldn't have gone to L.A., you wouldn't have signed an extension last year

when it's clear they got no prospects and your second-best player can't stay healthy. I understand what you're saying. I think you're making the argument that he was making more of a lifestyle move and maybe a career move and maybe his career move by going to LA. That being said, I don't think that it exists in a world where

it's either he cares about winning or he doesn't. Yeah. And you're also talking really big picture. I played in fucking pickup soccer games that we lost and I was heartbroken. Yeah, I do it all the time even with basketball. A game that means nothing. It doesn't mean anything at all, but in that moment, you're like, holy shit, I want to give this everything.

You'd be so frustrated if you lost on the last second shot, you missed the layup. So I can understand this, especially with historic rivalry between the Lakers and the Celtics. We can understand him being frustrated. All I'm saying is he was melodramatic here a little bit. You're milking it a bit. I understand being upset. I'll give you a lot of room. This is kind of crazy.

But afterward, I think you can calm down and as a leader be like yo this game is way bigger than one bad call yeah i think that's a decent like as a leader i don't think you necessarily should do that but i do understand the feeling i have a serious question though like what if after this game when the lakers lost the hollywood sign lit up in green that'd be crazy that'd be awesome right that's that'd be crazy. That'd be awesome, right? That'd be really cool. That's a really funny thing to say.

That's a hilarious comment. Big thoughts. That building. That's actually a good joke Dub made right there. Which is the worst way to like a joke. It's things.

I hate it. That's so funny. What did he say when Dub has it? He's got a good little device here. We will find a way to break him. That is my idea. He's like the Grinch in his lair.

He's like going through like fucking... Yes. Yes. Fall into the abyss? Oh, God. What else we got? Oh, God. Okay. What else we got? This is an interesting story.

It's not as big necessarily, but it's big within the gaming community, okay? There's a streamer, his name's Atriok, I believe. Oh, I saw this. Yeah.

It was blown up everywhere. Basically, yeah, Atriok is his name. He and Dick to fake versions of Twitch streamers. Yeah. So basically,

he's on stream and then basically they see like a Pornhub thing, like a link on his desktop that actually pops up. He's got a bunch of tabs open. And one of the tabs is for a website that's deepfake porn. Yeah, deepfake about another popular female streamer. I think a few other popular female streamers. But he doesn't have to,

okay, go on. And if anyone doesn't know, deepfaking is basically when you are able to use AI to take someone's face and then put it on an existing porn video. So the porn video looks like— To do anything. So people deepfake Morgan Freeman talking. They deepfake comedians on other people's bodies.

This happens. That's a good clarification. So deepfake porn is doing the same exact thing but putting someone's face onto— So you could put Kamala Harris on—what's the girl's name? Tiffany Trump or whatever her name is. Tiana Trump. Tiana Trump.

And then all of a sudden it looks like Kamala Harris is the greatest giving head ever. Yeah. Right? Which is probably... Probably raise her approval rating, honestly.

Yeah. She might need it. Great idea. Deepfake it. Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. Real talk.

Real talk. But yeah, so obviously that brings up like deepfake porn brings up a bunch of ethical issues in general. Of course. And this guy's situation is weird because he's in the streaming community,

and this is more inside shit. People aren't exactly sure about this part, but basically he's good friends with another streamer, this guy Ludwig. And Ludwig is dating this girl who's another very popular, attractive streamer. Hey, yo. And people are like. You beating dick to your boy's girl? That's what I'm saying.

And so people are like, okay, that's weird. And then on top of that, he knows some of these other streamers tangentially like Pokimane and other people that were confirmed on his desktop.

So people are like. Also, why didn't he just say, yo, somebody sent it to me, I opened it, I was like, nah, this is crazy. Because if somebody was like, yo, they deep faked

Pokimane into this porno, Pokimane is above 18, right? Yeah, I believe so. Okay, so, well. Butimane is above 18, right? Yeah, I believe so. Okay, so, well... Is the other one? I don't know. I believe so is how I'm going to go to jail.

I believe so. Everybody believes so. 26 years old. Nah, she's... Thank God. I believe so. Almost let me keep talking. Well, I believe she is,

but I don't want to confirm it without knowing that. All right. What did you just say? She's, like, looking mature now. I'm just saying... You've been following her? You've been following She's like looking mature now. I'll just say she's... You been following her? You been following her?

No, no, no. She just says she's becoming a woman, bro. When I was doing research. I was about to be the creepiest uncle of all time. Oh, don't stop. He's going to be at the co-stock.

Al, Al. When did you research? When did you start doing research? I did my research for this one. On the cuff out? I did my research for this one. He was like,

all right, let me look these bitches up. Because I got to see how real the deep fake looks. Listen here, sweetheart. The deep fake looks You're becoming a real woman. I want you to know. He's Joe Biden today, dude. Come these bitches up. Because I got to see how real the deep fake looks. Listen here, sweetheart. You're becoming a real woman. I want you to know.

It's Joe Biden today, dude. Come on, man. Why did he admit to watching it? Why didn't he just say, yo. Because the tabs were open. Multiple tabs were open. It doesn't matter. Somebody sent me some deep fake shit. It was there.

I looked at it real quick and I was like, nah. This is part of his apology. I don't ever close tabs. Maybe the most nightmarish apology of all time. He should not have done this. What do you think is better? What I just suggested, Akash, or what we're about to watch? I dream to create a pattern of behavior

where I really want especially women on Twitch to feel safer like I we call fucking booba spam cringe we don't do that there I've never made like a fucking weird I don't know seat sniffing joke I've never done anything like that I've never done anything behind the screen

oh my god we don't tolerate sex behavior in the chat we ban it on site and like I've never done anything behind his wife. Oh my god, it was tolerating sex behavior in the chat. We banned it on site and And like I've done this consistently over and over and over and then fucking at 2 a.m You know, I've been watching so much fucking I've been reading so much fucking AI stuff I read all this fucking stuff about AI and and and fucking Defake music if they guard everything and I'm in these fucking discords and I was so embarrassing but I was on fucking porn

hub dude I was on a fucking regular as normal website and there was an ad there's an ad on every fucking video for this fucking so I know other people must be clicking it cuz it's not every fucking video fucking tea faking and basically says and I clicked it and, and I was just exploring it. And I'm never going to do this again. And his wife gets on, and she's like, look, I don't think he's going to do it again. And it's just like a PR nightmare. Let me get this straight here.

He clicked on some shit that anybody would click on, and he's crying apologizing. Now people, I think that they are able to deduce that he signed up for it. Oh, fuck me. Again, this is kind of speculative still because this just happened. So if you were like, oh, you signed up for it in order to upload images. What does that mean?

So like you have to actually- Oh, he made it? That's, yeah. He made it himself? He's like, how do I make this girl in the porn look like Posa Mane? What's the full story? That's the thing.

It's all speculation. It's all speculation because this, all they know is what he said and what they saw in his, like his tabs. Yeah, but they just saw the name in the thing. It's all speculation. Did he just pull it up? Oh, okay, okay. It's speculation because all they know is what he said and what they saw in his tabs. Yeah, but they just saw the name in the tab. So how do they even know what the porn is looking like? I actually don't know exactly what this is because all the pictures I've seen are blurred. So it's this Twitch thing, but then the actual image of what they saw is blurred out.

So I can't even see exactly what it was. Oh, he had the tabs open. Like, you can— I think so, yeah. Oh, he's an idiot. So that's the other thing. It's like you have this fucking super expensive setup where you work, and then you're also beating dick on there. Like, you can... I think so, yeah. Oh, he's an idiot. So that's the other thing. It's like, you have this fucking super expensive setup where you work, and then you're also beating dick

on there. Like, don't do that. I mean, you could beat dick. Yeah, have a porn computer, man. If you invest all that money to have, like, the perfect sound... That's your work. That's where you do work. So? He was doing work. You don't think Shippy never beat his dick while he's editing some shit like this? Remember when you saw the KY in the fucking bathroom?

Yeah. You remember that? That's why his ass is so loose right now. Golly, Al, that's crazy. He's fingering himself? Bro, you drunk? Listen, this is so peculiar. Why is he crying? This is weird.

His whole career is over. Why is his career over? That's how he feels. He feels his career is over. Because the whole community is coming at him. But what's wrong about it? Because he's watching deep fake porn of his homie's girl. That's where it's crazy. Or even just acquaintances.

At the very least, acquaintances. But his homie's girl's famous, bruh. It's also... It's also... No, his homie's girl's famous. It's also not... Watch out. If one of y'all start dating... Watch out. Don't do that. No, I like it. Don't do that. Do it.

This is tricky. Okay, if Dove starts dating Kim Kardashian, I can't look at her feet no more when she posts? You can't go out of your way. I was peeping feet before he started dating her. New feet pics, old feet pics. It's the same feet. I think once he starts dating her, you can't look no more. No, no, no.

I'm not going to say I do it publicly. That's what he's doing. Privately. He got caught. He got caught. So then you say sorry to your mans, be like, yo, my bad, but I was beating dick to your girl before. I'm grandfathered in. If we're going to do devil's advocate, it's not actually his girl.

Oh, shut up. It's his girl's face and that's it. And you're not beating off to the face. Come on, bro. You're not beating off to the face. Hold on. I think we got something. you're not beating off to the face. Come on, bro. You're not beating off to the face. Hold on, I think we got something. I'm not beating off to the face. This is not going to hold up.

I'm just going to tell you right now. Public opinion? It's not going to hold up in general. It's the whole face on some woman's body that's getting smashed out. Another woman. Not your girl. Way more of it is not your girl than is your girl. Now make it slightly more personal. Just imagine if you could do that.

Hey, don't do that. Take the fun out of the game. But you just do it on your own. Things are funny when they happen to other people and not you. Don't you know how the world works? That's my point. Hold on, let me think about this. Hold on, let me think about this. We're talking about other people, not me.

Beat off, bro. Hey, thank you sir No no I don't know if I want this But then you make it One percent more personal And you go Don't make it any percent

Like if somebody Did it to your moms Like if they They took her body And put someone else's face on it That'd be fucked up Why you can't just Beat off to my mom yo

She don't got a good enough Body as this What's wrong with you people This is a wild boy, bro. Who? Both of y'all. What? Y'all on the mild sauce right now.

Fuck this. You, Al. I'm trying to understand right now. I'm trying to understand. What is he going to understand? All right, let me get this. If he signed up for it, put her face in it, that's crazy. If he put her face, that's fucked.

Right. And he signed up, too, because that's investment. If he was sent a link like, yo, look at this deep fake of blah, blah, blah, clicked it real quick, like, this is going to be funny. Oh, shit, it's mad real. And then done. Yeah, of course. That's different. That's different.

But you have mad tabs open up. He's crying about it on the internet, so it seems like his intent was different. Yeah, but he's a fucking idiot. Why would you cry on the internet? You could just pretend it's something else. Okay, so clearly it's not something else, because that's why he's crying and fessing up to it. He must have been found out in a way that's like, I can't. This man is foolish, bro.

Yeah, so his actions. You're giving him the shaggy defense, basically. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. In the face of all logic, it wasn't me. So he shouldn't have done this, alright? We can all agree, he shouldn't have done it. But then it brings up a bigger question about deepfake porn.

That's where it gets crazy. That should be illegal. Let's talk about that. Deepfake porn should be illegal. People are trying to make it outright illegal for two reasons. One, obviously it's weird when you put someone's face that's not in a porn video into a porn video. That feels weird. And then on top of that, there's porn stars that are like, what the fuck?

Like, you're going on my OnlyFans. That's graffiti. I'm supposed to be getting partially graffiti, but also OnlyFans girls are like, hey, you're supposed to pay me

for my content. Oh, now you're putting my shit out there for free. Now you're putting my face on someone else's thing, and now I'm not getting paid for it. It's a bootleg.

Oh, I was thinking the other way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now people are like, it should be illegal. This should be completely illegal. Using my likeness to gain money on a sexual website's not fair. It should be illegal. This should be completely illegal. Using my likeness

to gain money on a sexual website. Using deepfakes should be illegal in general. I agree with that. Like, just the technology should be illegal. Don't make me say anything

I didn't say. Yeah. Don't make anybody say anything I didn't say. It's a cool thing to look at. You're like, wow, that's crazy we can actually do that right now, but...

It's terrifying. It should be illegal to use if it's not you. What if you license it out? Well, I think there is a scenario where you can use it as you. Vin Diesel does this with movies. So he's licensing out, basically he has like

aphasia where he can't really act that well anymore because like his face, he has like a disability. And so what they did is they like... That's the same shit Bruce Willis has? I think Bruce Willis. Oh, Bruce Willis, bro, I'm sorry. It's so hard to get them confused. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So anyway, Dana White has this thing where no Bruce Willis

has aphasia and so as a result he can't be in his movies anymore so his estate has like a license for his face and they're able to visually put his face

into movies using this technology oh wow and it makes sense I didn't know that was happening it also I saw some shit that fucking

I want us to use but like basically what you can do is you can you know how we read the ads right there on that screen right there. So you can basically fix your eyes in post using this thing so it makes it look like your eyes are still

looking into the camera even though you're reading off screen and that's crazy. Bang. That's a good idea. We can't do that for real life, but we need to find a way to do that for real life. FaceTime. You can be watching TV and just be like, but then you gotta do

just a couple of yaps. Once you get a Google Glass. Hey, you're right. Once everyone gets the glasses where everything's augmented reality, then you're gonna be able to do it. Yeah, exactly. You can't trust shit.

But that's what they were doing in Hollywood. It costs a lot to capture people, but basically they're creating your digital humans. So what's happening, Bruce Willis, or for you, insurance.

So in case, what happened to Paul you, insurance. So in case, you know, what happened to Paul Walker, there were reshoots, or even the positive version of that is like, you doing a brand deal in- Let's stick with

the positive version. Yeah, don't put that on me. The fuck you put that Paul Walker shit on me. Knock on wood. R.I.P. Knock on wood immediately,

bro. You have to knock one time. I'll start the positive. Maybe do a brand deal. Just knock on wood. But isn't that- Didn't they do a Star Wars- I'll do it if you want. Do it. Didn't they do a Star Wars? I'll do it if you want.

Do it. Didn't they do a Star Wars, the lady who died? Say again? They did a Star Wars. Carrie Fisher. So what about your reshoots? They're going to use

your little digital Schultz-y. You don't need to fly out there. Can they shave the mustache off the digital version? Leonardo DiCaprio could act forever, into eternity. That's the idea, yeah.

Yeah, that's going to suck. Yo, that sucks for new actors. Yeah, I know. You're fucked. Wait, what do you mean? That's how new stars used to rise up is the old stars aged out.

Robert Redford aged out of whatever the fuck so Brad Pitt could take that spot. But people are going to age out of taste, too. Do you want to see Marlon Brando act? Yeah.

I understand what he's saying. It's going to elongate people's careers a little bit. Of course. They did that shit with, what was that Scorsese movie on Netflix? Oh, yeah.

Oh, The Irishman or whatever. Irishman. Yeah, they made them look young in the Irishman. That was fire. It looked good, too. It did. It did. Yeah.

But now in China, I think they're passing legislation that says if it's a deepfake, it has to be on it. Whatever. What? No, no. No. Because you were doing something I feel like that was racial. I'm not even going to say it. You were doing something racial.

I'm not even going to say it. And I feel something racial. I'm not even going to say it. And I feel like that was, I'm glad you stopped yourself. This is growth, actually. I did grow. This is growth. I'm looking out for Miles. Miles got to edit the pod. Yep.

You know, so I'm not going to make that joke. Respect. Thank you for not doing that. I'm not going to make that deep fake joke. It's getting cloudy. Yeah. Welcome to New York, baby. Okay.

Let's do one more, Mark. Let's do one more, Mark. Let's do one more. Okay, do you want to talk about Prime becoming the official drink of the UFC? Yo, shouts to fucking Logan and KSI, son. Big moves. Big, big. That's really impressive. It's insane.

And they're the official drink of Arsenal. Yeah. I got to ask them how they did that shit. I wonder if it's like, hey, we want to sponsor you, or is it, hey, why don't you guys get equity in this, and now we together own this massive drink brand. Right.

And could we do that with our opiates brand? That's a great idea, bro. Painkillers for UFC and NFL? Maybe NFL in there? Or a Flagrant Cities brand. Flagrant Cities. Yeah. Whatever philanthropy we come up with,

we can also license it out. This is a good point. Yeah. But it is amazing. The fact that people in the content world and like creators and like, I don't like to say YouTubers because it feels reductive,

but now it's actually like a legit term that like MrBeast's YouTuber is also a billionaire. But the fact that YouTubers can create a drink that then becomes one of the widest distributed sports drinks in the world to me is like I can't even say that's the future that's the now

that's the encouragement to any creator that's like oh wow this creation stuff can actually go beyond can I ask a question is this so is the Jake Paul Dana White beef officially over is this the official end of it no because Jake don't even like KSI why is he going to start liking Dana So is the Jake Paul Dana White beef officially over? No. Is this the official end of it? No.

Huh. Because Jake don't even like KSI. Yeah. What is he going to start liking Dana? That's true. Whoever Logan likes, Jake does not like. I just think all of them are in entertainment and understand how entertainment works. And despite the fact that they might absolutely hate each other, they know that on a certain level is good for business.

So they're not going to move away from business. You know what I'm saying? So I think it's what a fucking move. Who was that girl that was licking shit off Jake's fingers? Sky Bree. Yo, Sky Bree. We've talked about her on the pod. That was crazy. That was wild, bro. That's one of Adam's, uh, Adam's. The girl that worked at Target? Oh, that one?

Yeah, that's what I had. She's been in like Sideman videos. Did she blow up the way you guys? She's blown up in the adult film world. Yeah, that's right. Okay, okay. She's been in like Sideman videos. Did she blow up the way you guys? Oh, she's huge. In the adult film world. Wait, didn't I say that she was going

to blow the fuck up? Yeah, I all said that. I didn't think that it was that talented. I think she was like, 2022 Pornhub released their date, I think she was like

top 14 is what my friend told me. She's going to be number one. She's going to be number one very soon. It's crazy to blow up in porn and OnlyFans

at the same time. I think she's made over It's crazy to blow up in porn and OnlyFans at the same time. I think she's made over a million dollars a month doing porn. I guess OnlyFans is porn. Yeah. Shout out to Jake. Yo, I mean. Big day for the Paul brothers. Basically, she said that Jake threw his fingers in a girl's asshole.

There was doodle on it, and she sucked it off. Yeah. She said, I'm a rider. I wouldn't tell people that, though. But also, doesn't that incriminate? Nah, if you're her, you would. Yeah. It just makes you more sexual.

Nah, because if you got doodle in your asshole, that's normal. You can't be mad at someone for having doodle in their asshole. But she's also got to tell them, like, hey, by the way, I'm not clean. I didn't get an N. Nah, she didn't say the timing. That could have been old life.

That could have been any time. That could have been any time. She could have been starting out. I mean, that's a wild thing to do, bro.

You know, you got to take that to the grave. Right? No, not if you're an OnlyFans. They do all that shit. I don't know if, is that something guys like?

Like, I'm not turned on by that at all. I think if you're a porn star that's down for whatever. Yeah, everybody's into different shit, all. I think if you're a porn star that's down for whatever. Yeah, everybody's into it. You're a whole shit, bro. I think a porn star that's down for whatever is, guys are going to be into that. You know what I mean?

You're a boomer, dude. Like the bird thing or whatever, like spitting the cum back in. Like, I don't like that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people like us. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dove's going to defend it real quick. No, like girls. You come in your mouth and you spit into a girl's mouth? Why is that weird? That's okay. That's the thing. I don't like that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Doug's going to defend it real quick. No, like girls.

You come in your mouth and you spit into a girl's mouth? Why is that weird? That's okay. That's the thing. I don't like it. I like just going into one, but don't spit it out.

Once the cum leaves my dick, that shit got to be far away from me. It can't touch me. It cannot touch me. I agree. It leaves. I don't think you know what he's saying. I know what he's saying.

No, but you call spits the cum into another girl's mouth, whatever. I don't want to see that shit. If. I know what he's saying. No, but you've all spit the comments in other girls' mouths, whatever. I don't want to see that shit. If this is how I could come, I would be like this, and I would just run the other way as fast as I could. That's the ideal way for me to come.

You come on yourself, though. He was coming at this belly button for years. What are you talking about? That's so I can stay in the pussy long enough. I got to stay in the pussy long enough. If I'm on my back, I'm staying in the pussy long enough. For the very last millisecond. For the very last thing. I'm losing everything. Throw that'm on my back, I'm staying in the pussy long enough. For the very last millisecond.

For the very last thing. I'm using everything to throw that fuck up on me, yo. Throw it to the ceiling. And then you come on your own stomach. That's so weird, though. Yeah, come on on my stomach. Because you can point it the other way.

You can just go out. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. Coming on my own stomach really ain't that bad. But once it's on someone else and then comes back on me. That's not yours anymore. That's a gift.

Don't re-gift it to me. You can't re-gift cum. Don't re-gift. Yeah, there's no re-gifting actually. That's a good way. It's like when you put food, the moment it touches the garbage can, it's garbage. It could be something fresh, but the moment it passes that seal, garbage. It's garbage. Yeah, you can't take nothing out the fucking garbage. Y'all have actually

never eaten out of the garbage before? You's a sick nigga, bro. You really do weird shit. But you've worn clothes that were in the hamper. That's different, bro. What are you even saying? It's shades, though. It's shades.

You is different, bro. I'm trying to do this, bro. It's shades. That's some Florida shit. You've even come off the ground, right? Like I'm saying, it's shades. It's all shades. Only if it's been less than five seconds.

Yeah, five second rule, bro. It's all shades. That is crazy. Shades, bro. Yeah, I don't know about this story, man. I'm unsubscribing, yo. I'm unsubscribing from that OF. You can't unsubscribe, bro.

I'm unsubscribing from the OF. I'm about to throw up on your sweater and make it look better. Go next. Go next, buddy. Okay, dude. Nike's suing Bape. Do you care about this? It is actually interesting,

because Bape did rip off the Air Force One. They ripped off a bunch of Nike shit, too. If you look at, like, there's multiple silhouettes that Bape has, almost the exact same. And I didn't even realize this, Bape has a watch called the Bapex, which looks exactly like a Rolex. Like, their whole model seems to be like this.

Well, that's streetwear. Yeah, that's streetwear. That is true. Streetwear does that. But then this is, isn't this the same? Like, isn't that just their kind of model?

No, this is justifiable. Nike suing is justifiable completely, but what I'm saying is what streetwear does is rip off other things. I guess to me, this is crazy, but-

I feel like you didn't even listen to what I just said. That's what it felt like? We started to realize he'll be doing that too. I know, he'll be just thinking of the next shit and then not paying attention. Can you just acknowledge what I just said. That's what it felt like? We're starting to realize he'll be doing that shit. I know, he'll be just thinking the next shit and then not paying attention.

Can you just acknowledge what I said? Yes. This is what streetwear is. What is it? It is copying other people's shit that's like high designer and then pawning it off

as your own. Okay. You're third-posed. Look at that. That was good. Yeah. He good? He good?

Okay. The small day, I just figured out what you were saying a little early. That's fine. That's fine. That's good. You felt the finish.

I'm going to keep that. Okay, go on. And this might be stupid and small, but calling it Bapex, so even the writing looks exactly like Rolex, to me was like, now it's too much. If it's just the dial is the same and the bezel is the same, all right, I see that. But when you're making the font the same and spelling it out the same with the EX at the end, it's like this seems unnecessary.

I feel like they do that so that you can't say to them, yo, you're just copying Rolex. They make it so obvious. They read into the copy. It's an homage. It's a parody. So it's like, yes, exactly. Like, oh, you just went and some knock off Air Force Ones. It's like, yeah, dummy, that's the idea.

It's vape knocked off Air Force Ones or they knocked off a Rolex or whatever it is. I'd have no problem with Nike going, yo, you're piggybacking on our shit. The fuck you doing? The craziest thing about Nike is that we, well, I thought that they were going

to do this when vape first dropped because there was rumblings of them like doing some cease and desist shit. Like 20 years ago. But now they just let this brand become gigantic. A behemoth.

And now you can hit them with a crazy joint. Oh. Why hit them early when they're still a young company? Or let them grow big and then hit them

with some crazy shit. Apparently they had a meeting in 2009. So I think the BAPE that top one that ripped the Air Force one came out like 20 years ago. And so, and like in Japan,

and it was like really popular in Japan and like parts of Europe. But then it kind of came over, and then in 2009 Nike had a meeting with BAPE, like behind closed doors, like discuss infringement, and then never executed on the lawsuit. There was talks of it. I remember that. I wonder if they tried to buy them,

and then BAPE said no, and then Nike was like, all right, then your whole shit is over. Maybe. There's also something to be said that's interesting. People have brought this up, that actually Nike's also benefited from Bape doing this. Because it gives value to the Air Force Ones. A lot of the really cool colorways that came out for the Air Force One, the Dunks,

back in the day. Were started with the Babes? So Bape was ripping it and then doing hot pink Air Force Ones that they thought, oh, this is like a basketball shoe, no one wants these. Ores that they thought, oh, this is like a basketball shoe, no one wants these. Or like the Dunks, oh, this is like a sports shoe, no one wants pink.

And then they came out with like crazy designs and colorways and then Nike started doing the same thing. So people were like, oh, it actually benefited both from like

a design perspective. I don't know how much Nike would say that. It probably benefited Bape a million times more. Way more. But people bring that up and I just thought

it was an interesting point. But this is going to be crazy because if they lose, so many companies are getting sued. Steve Madden, Aldo, all these brands. I mean, Rick Owens. Zara. Zara, H&M.

Like, that is going to be nuts. According to the lawsuit, I thought there was something to do with the patent, but then they brought it up. According to the lawsuit, the reason they're executing it now is that it wasn't making that big of a dent in the American market for Nike for the longest time. And the second it started. And then apparently they also started doing collabs. So like Bape was doing a Marvel collab and doing like the exclusive Marvel secret. Now you're taking business away from them. And now Nike's like, you're going to take our shit and take brand opportunities? Uh-uh.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Wow. So that's kind of a good lesson. If you are going to bite shit, like stay in your lane, I guess. Yeah. So that's kind of a good lesson. If you are going to bite shit, stay in your lane, I guess. Yeah. Is there any kind of middle ground in terms of like— I'm sorry to interrupt, but that's wild greedy, bro.

You're ripping them off completely. And then you're going to go to Marvel and be like, yo, do a collab with the ripoff of the Nike. But it's also been 20 years, so now Bape looks at the brand. They're like, we're more than the Bapes, though. We are all of this stuff. We're everything that Nigo's created. We're the hoodies. We're the

bear. What? What'd you say? His name, the designer. What's his name, bro? Nigo. What? N-I-what? N-I-G-O. I don't know, man. Did he rip off something else? Did he rip off

another word? Nah, I don't think so. That's something else. Did he rip off another word? No, I don't think so. He's just a Japanese guy. He didn't slightly change another word? Like, because this is somebody who likes to adopt hip-hop culture and make it a little bit different. Do you think it's possible that he adopted another word and made his name from that? Maybe changed a syllable at the end. Oh, you mean the N-word? No, I don't think he had any relation to, like, black American culture at all.

You sure? I mean, I think obviously through Nike, but I don't think it was directly, you know, like in a racial way. This is the original brand logo. Holy shit. My God, this guy's a fucking racist. We got a real live fucking racist? This guy's an absolute racist. Wait, why?

Son, bape? What? Bape? Wait, why is that? Ape with a B on the front? Well, it stands for bathing ape. What do you call... Yeah, that's a nice cover.

What do you call a black nerd? Poindexter. No, you call him a blerd. A blerd. What is he trying to say right here? Holy shit! I've never heard that. This is unbelievable.

Nike, sue that motherfucker. Sue that motherfucker. For everything he's got. Yup. Yup. Yup. This guy's a problem, dude. This guy's a fucking racist problem, bro. Think about that, Al.

Nah, because I like the brand. Nah, no. Yeah, I do, but nah, I'm fucking being hard. Nah, bro. I know you fuck with it, but listen, you got This is why a lot of people forget Gucci. Remember when Gucci had all the racist pictures on their shirts? Boycott Gucci. They were like, come on.

For a little. Hiatus Gucci. We're not going to cancel them. We're going to go off season on Gucci. Balenciaga, we two months away from looking the other way.

But yeah, it's very interesting. Now they're still in Lululemon on top of that. Nike's? Yeah. Oh, Nike's coming to come. Fuck Lululemon,

take them down. Get that. I like that. Okay, Nike. Damn, Dub, what's coming to college. Fuck Lululemon, though. Take him down. Get that. I like that. Okay, Nike. Damn, Dove, what you going to do now? Yo, Dove like his Lululemon. He do like his Lululemon. No, but you like your travel Nike.

You got nice little travel Nike sweats. I only have one pair of Lululemon, and it's the travel sweats. Oh, I have Nike sweats, too. I did not know, and this is not a knock. I didn't know Lululemon made clothes for men until you had those pants. One pair, you could barely see the logo. It's not bad. They make nice clothes.

It's fine, there's nothing wrong. They make nice clothes. No, I just didn't know. It's quality clothing. Quality clothing. I thought it was just a female brand. I need to have a red band-aid at the top of my beanie. And when you first said that, I was like, is he wearing red band-aid?

Red band, that's funny. But yeah, no, it started off as like a woman's brand. I thought he was wearing like woman's pants. Yeah. Do you have a pair of leggings like a woman's brand. Yeah. Like everyone knew it for like their leggings. I thought he was wearing like woman's pants. Yeah. Do you have a pair of leggings though, right? Obviously. Yeah, right?

Leggings are obvious. No, you wear leggings every time you work out. Yes or no? What? Underneath? Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's so my junk won't fall out.

Oh, okay. Come on, bro. Ooh. So anyway, that's this lawsuit. It's very interesting. What do you think? I'm? I'm I mean

we've been sent a cease and desist from Nike I mean it's crazy that it took Bape 20 years to get that shit and we got that shit

with one fucking design they heard the footsteps but they got it they heard the footsteps bro ooh they knew they knew but They knew. But, listen, you just can't fault

Nike right here. It's a blatant rip-off. And racism. That's my real issue. It's racism. It's racism and a blatant rip-off. I don't think it's racist, really. Mark, you were the one that made the argument. No, I didn't. You tried to make that connection. I never made the connection. Yeah, you did, Mark.

I just said his name, and then I showed the logo of the brand and then you guys made more differences about my name. You would defend the racist. What do you have against Nego? Oh. I like it. I think it's a cool design.

He can say it. He also doesn't speak English at all. What? He's right here, man. What are you doing, bro? What is that? No, no, no. I'm talking about Alex.

I'm talking about Alex. He doesn't speak English. You know what I'm saying? I just made that joke. That's literally what I said. Literally. What? I wasn't listening.

All right, guys. Listen, that's been an episode of Flagrant. Racist. You don't listen to black people. Yeah, it's really fucked up. Unless I'm in a movie theater. Listen, all I got to tell you is we love you all. We appreciate you all.

We're going to see you for Patreon tomorrow. Pull up patreon.com slash flagrant. Can we talk about ancient civilizations tomorrow? I cannot fucking wait. I'm so excited. I cannot fucking wait for tomorrow's motherfucking Patreon. I don't know. You're going to have to sell me on this shit.

You're going to have to sell me on it. I'm not sold yet. I don't want to. All right, all right, all right. Let's talk to you guys tomorrow. Bye. Peace.