Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Andrew Tate Attacked & Prince Harry Gets ROASTED
Episode Date: January 10, 202300:00 - Andrew is a Renaissance man 06:46 - Jeff Bezos doesn’t want you to buy books 13:52 - “Sacred Flaw” in The Godfather part 1 15:40 - Akaash is awful tech support 17:39 - Andrew loves bulls... + NYC embracing PBR 33:23 - Horse-riding is SCARY + Who wins between Bear v Gorilla? 37:20 - National Anthem is lit 39:17 - Catching up with everyone’s weekend 44:09 - Roasting EVERYONE’S fit 49:51 - Is Kim K trying to provoke Ye? 01:01:05 - Ecuadorian dad changes gender for his kids + twisting logic until it breaks 01:10:25 - Jake Paul signing with PGL 01:15:20 - Gervonta Davis really is elite 01:20:55 - Dillon Danis might not fight again 01:27:30 - No-one cares about Prince Harry… including his family 01:31:56 - George Santos is the GOAT liar 01:41:44 - N.W. Indian milky Wedding Tradition 01:47:04 - C. Ronaldo would rewrite Shariah law than marry his GF 01:55:00 - The Matrix hospitalised Andrew Tate? + Manosphere is the reaction to Feminism 02:19:18 - Bowling girl really is a great striker
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I finished the book, buddy!
God bless, dog.
I've been trying to do that for months.
Let me tell you something.
I finished that shit,
and I tried to buy a new book right afterwards.
Oh, nice.
And Audible said no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did you read a book, or did you listen to a book?
You getting into the minutia.
Oh, man.
You getting into the minutia.
Come on, bro.
How many books you listen to?
Yeah, I finished a book.
I half read books.
How many books you listen to?
None.
Thank you.
I half read books.
Soft. Yep. We both half read books. I half read books. How many books you listen to? None. Thank you. I half read books. Soft.
Yep.
We both half read.
Listening to a book
sounds like reading a book.
Exactly.
Because I listen double.
You listen to two books?
No, I listen double fast.
That's a lot of listening.
Okay.
I listen to two X.
Okay.
He barely listens to people
talking at one X.
No, no, no.
This is another thing I do.
I rewind it.
I take notes.
I got crazy notes.
I listen the fuck out of this book.
You can even argue I read it.
What book is it?
I don't think so.
Say again?
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
What book is it?
Shubh, what's the name of the book?
How do you not know?
You listen to a whole book
and you don't know the name?
Say shit.
How do you not know?
I do know the book.
The Art of Storytelling.
Shubh, what's the name of it?
The Science of Storytelling.
The Science of Storytelling.
How do you not know the name?
Indian Nudie Nerdy.
It's The Art of Storytelling. That's what it is. Okay, no. Science of Storytelling, The Science of Storytelling. How do you not know the name? Indian nude and nerdy. It's the Art of Storytelling.
That's what it is.
Okay, no.
Science of Storytelling,
Williams Store.
Great book.
Really interesting.
Finished the fuck out of it.
Tried to buy another one on Audible.
First of all,
Jeff Bezos,
you should be embarrassed
with your company, Audible.
I sign up.
I got a subscription.
I almost called it a prescription.
I got a subscription to Audible.
Okay?
I buy my first book, The Science of Storytelling. Yeah. Blaze through it a prescription. I got a subscription to Audible. Okay? I buy my first book,
The Science of Storytelling.
Blaze through it.
I got the marathon icon.
None of y'all got that on your Audible.
It's easy to...
None of y'all got a marathon on your Audible.
Finish your audio book.
You just turn it on.
Yo, first of all,
I'm talking to idiots who don't even read.
They can't even read.
You don't need to read.
They can't even read.
You don't need to read.
You don't read.
I read.
You listen.
Read and change.
We finish books. Read and done change. As long as you don't push pause, the book will finish. Yeah. You don't have read. You don't read. I read. You listen. Read and change. We finished books.
Read and done change.
As long as you don't push pause, the book will finish.
Yeah.
You don't have to do anything.
I can get the marathon icon.
You can.
Go to sleep, turn it on.
First of all, I never listen while I'm asleep.
Yeah, you can.
I never listen while I'm asleep.
It's impossible.
I never once do that.
Not once.
I like to be focused because I'm taking my notes.
What are you doing while you're listening to your book?
I stare straight at the wall.
Just read. I stare straight at the wall. Just read.
I stare straight at the wall.
Just read at that book.
Not just reading
to make me sleepy,
but the wall don't.
The wall keeps me wide awake.
We, reading,
makes you sleepy.
Listening does not.
When do you read?
What did you learn
from this book?
Say it.
What did you learn
from this book?
Everything.
That sounds like a guy
who read nothing.
Everything.
He read nothing.
I learned everything.
I had an eventful week.
I read a whole book, okay? I went to a Broadway play. Okay. He read nothing. I learned everything. I had an eventful week. I read a whole book.
Okay? I went to a Broadway play.
Okay. Is that what you call the rodeo?
Musical. I went to a Broadway musical and I
went to the fucking rodeo. I'm a
That's culture.
I'm a renaissance man, though.
I'm a legit renaissance man. You did a lot of very
white things. Oh, you think it's white?
Yeah. What do you think I went and saw on Broadway?
Fuck, boy. Hamilton. What'd you see? Hamilton. Michael Jackson in a musical. Oh, you think it's white? Yeah. What do you think I went and saw on Broadway? Fuck, boy.
Hamilton.
What'd you see?
Hamilton?
Michael Jackson in music.
Oh, I wanted to see that shit, son.
You know what I'm saying?
Mad black people in there, forgiven.
We were forgiven.
Did they get up at intermission and they're like, we've seen enough.
Not at all.
This shit is downhill from here.
We was waiting for that moonwalk.
You think they was going to give us the moonwalk before intermission?
Oh, yeah.
Stupid.
No way.
They almost did it and then they cut it off.
How is it?
It's trash, but it's amazing.
It's trash, but it's amazing.
It's hot trash.
It's hot trash.
It's trash, but it's amazing.
Okay?
It's like the story is garbage.
You know what I mean?
I don't know how you fuck up that story.
No, no, no, because they don't tell the story.
Okay.
And they got to make you feel bad for MJ.
And like the whole thing, the whole story is built around like whether or not MJ can afford the thing that launches him up in the air out of the bottom of the stage for one of his shows.
Oh, yeah.
And they're like, should we mortgage the Neverland Ranch?
And he's like, if we have to.
Seriously?
The lowest stakes you ever see in your life.
But the music is so incredible.
And MJ, this is how amazing Michael Jackson is
When someone's pretending to be Michael Jackson
You can't stop staring at that motherfucker
I know it's not Michael Jackson
The dude playing Michael Jackson
Kills it
There's a few different generations
The final one, the light skin
Is unbelievable
They actually have different colors
They got different colors.
Black, African, Afro,
black, whatever, in the red jacket.
And then the final version.
Is he white?
He kind of looked Indian, bro.
I think he's like Dominican or Indian.
Dead ass.
If he's Indian, I'm going to watch this shit.
If he's Indian, I'm going to watch it.
I'm not joking.
You look like you and your wife together, bro.
The beauty of your wife and the man of you.
For real.
I literally was telling Emma while I was watching. I was like, holy shit, bro. The beauty of your wife and the man of you. For real. I literally was telling
Emma while I was watching, I was like,
holy shit, bro. Like, that's a
pretty-ass Michael Jett. That looked like
Arkosh and his wife together.
I might need to see this.
So he looked like Arkosh's cousin.
No, he didn't.
Now he prettier than your cousin. That's why I had
to add your wife in there.
No, no, no, don't do that.
Don't be disrespectful. Listen, with all due respect, your wife is prettier than your cousin. That's why I had to add your wife in there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. Don't be disrespectful.
Listen, with all due respect,
your wife is prettier than your cousin.
My cousin, fine as fuck.
That's, I'm wrong?
I'm wrong.
Yeah, you're wrong.
I'm wrong.
What are you saying?
Son, that's so disrespectful to Akash's wife right now.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
That's bad disrespectful, B.
He's not that bad.
He's a good looking guy,
but he's not like pretty.
He's a good looking guy, but not pretty. His cousin's way better than that, bro.
My cousin's prettier. You were seduced by Michael.
I said Akash too. I didn't say just Akash's wife.
I said Akash and his wife. I'm bringing down the average.
I said the prettiness was his wife and then the masculineness
was... I'm bringing down the average. You don't think that could be Akash
and his wife right there? This is the power of music, bro.
This is the power of music. You listen to this guy sing and you're like,
he's so handsome. You got one black and white picture. Don't even show how
Michael Jackson and that motherfucker look like.
It doesn't matter if you're black or white.
That's Michael's whole thing.
That is the whole point.
Well, it did in my example.
Okay, listen.
I'm at this, bro.
We are singing.
We are dancing.
We are loving this whole shit.
Oh, I gotta go to this shit.
They keep on saying things.
They won't talk about the pedophilia shit.
They just keep on saying it
because there's this character
who's kind of interviewing
to do a documentary about him
throughout the thing.
And they go, there's a lot of things being said.
You know, like you're exhausted and you don't have money.
And then there are other rumors.
They never once exactly said that.
The whole audience knows exactly what's going on.
And then the new song drops.
Forget about all of it.
The story is absolute garbage.
The performances are absolutely amazing.
The actors are so talented.
So fucking talented.
And then the Michael Jackson music is just...
This is the guy you think looks Indian?
Whoa.
I kind of see it.
Like South Indian, bro.
What you talking about?
Nah, bro.
He looked different.
This soft album.
Nah, he looked different, bro.
Go get a picture of him actually in the show.
Now look to the right.
Now you're feeling it a little bit.
Look at that one.
Zooming on that.
You could barely see his face, dog.
Well, that's what I saw.
So maybe I made that judgment after not seeing much of his face, Al.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Now you'll see a little, Akash.
That's a little South Indian, bro.
I can see Indian.
I can see Indian.
Thank you.
I can see Indian.
I wasn't being bad.
No, no, no.
I can see Indian.
Bad?
Okay.
You know it.
Saw this. Okay. Why? Okay. You know it.
Saw this.
Okay, why are you mad at Audible?
I can't buy another book on that shit.
And I message Mark 3 o'clock in the morning.
Yeah.
First of all, I tried to buy another book for about an hour.
I even want to read it.
Say again?
What book?
It don't matter.
You don't remember the name?
I don't have enough credits.
Apparently, there's a social credit system.
I think this app made in fucking China.
You sign up for Audible. I'm paying $15 a month.
You get one credit every month. I get one credit. Well, what if
I'm a marathon fucking
dude?
I'm right here playing, you cheap fuck. There's no way to
buy more credits.
Sometimes it magically appears you can buy
three more credits. Hey, hey, hey.
What if I want to make it rain?
That's not true.
Try to buy more credits on my Audible right now. Try to buy more credits on my, hey, hey. What if I want to make it rain? That's not true. You know how I know? Try to buy more credits
on my Audible right now.
Try to buy more credits
on my Audible right now.
I got a plan
that I never use.
It's like 15 credits a year
which is more than one a month.
Can I get some credits?
Gladly, please.
I felt like Justin Timberlake
in that movie
where he ran out of time.
I felt like I had to go
and rob the credits.
I was about to go
to Oregon
and I was about to rob.
What a reference, dude.
It was a movie
from like 13 years ago
that no one saw.
No one saw it.
Out of time.
Who didn't see that movie?
I saw that in the theaters.
Did you really?
I saw that in the theaters.
Two for Justin Timberlake
running out of time.
I saw two for Justin Timberlake
running out of time.
You dressed up?
Oh, first of all,
as what?
Broke back?
As just putting on
my jeans outfit.
I'm a prisoner of the moment.
Yeah, you are a prisoner of the moment. You know he showed up like broke back to that movie. Listen. I'm a prisoner of the moment. Yeah, you are a prisoner of the moment.
You know he showed up like broke back to that movie.
Listen, I'm a prisoner of the moment.
So you know he did.
I did show up as in a jeans outfit for About Time.
What's it called?
In Time.
In Time.
About Time, fantastic movie.
I might have thought I was going to see that one.
No.
Listen, listen, listen.
Sometimes you make a mistake.
That's a mix-up.
It's reasonable you would think Justin Timberlake is in a romantic comedy
and not a sci-fi drama.
That's true.
Okay, but I was pleasantly surprised
when I saw him in that.
Yep.
Okay?
All I'm trying to say is
Michael Jackson, fire, Audible.
I don't know how to buy another book.
If anybody in Audible is listening right now,
please kill yourself with your stupid act.
No, don't say that.
I can't say that.
You can't tell people to kill themselves.
And also, what do you think is more likely?
Amazon doesn't want your money
or you don't know how to use your phone? Oh, oh, you think is more likely? Amazon doesn't want your money or you don't know
how to use your phone?
Oh, Mark,
can I say what you said back?
Son of a bitch.
Trying to throw me under the bus.
I never said this.
You trying to throw me
under the bus right now.
I was sick.
I was on NyQuil.
I was on NyQuil.
I don't know what I said.
Oh, yeah, Mark admits
to being sick for the first time.
Why are you on NyQuil?
Because I got fucking sick
this weekend, dude.
You know what?
This is the least sick
I've heard you sound in years.
I know.
That's how I feel.
You sound way more sick
every other time.
I know. I got sick this weekend and I healed up you sound in years. I know. That's how I feel. You sound way more sick every other time. I know.
I got sick this weekend, and I healed up.
2.54 a.m., Al.
Al, 2.54 a.m. after at least one hour of trying to buy credit,
searching all over the internet,
and refusing to ask any of you young motherfuckers for advice.
I am so completely perplexed by this audible credit system.
Just let me buy my fucking books.
I truly don't get what is going on.
I want to pay them money
and it won't allow me.
How is this a business run by Jeff Bezos?
Do you want to know the craziest part?
I was awake when I got these text messages
at three in the morning.
So what?
You guys on like an Adderall binge?
What the fuck is going on?
I was ill.
I was coughing my lungs out.
I looked at it
and that's what made me go to sleep.
I read that text and I said,
you know what?
It's not worth reading on
my phone anymore. I'm going to go to sleep for the night.
This piece of garbage didn't message me to the next day.
He doesn't know what I'm up to. He doesn't know the pain I'm going
through. Because I'm a voracious
reader. Why are you up at 2.25
reading? What are you doing in the morning?
Are you staring at the wall for no reason
now? Can I just be honest?
When I'm listening, someone reading.
Do you know what I'm saying? When I'm listening, someone reading. Do you know what I'm saying?
When I'm listening, someone reading.
So I'm making someone read.
There's a reader.
He don't read every time.
He reads once and then you listen.
You keep the same energy with the blind?
You ever read a book and you say,
oh, you feeling books?
No, because the words are letters.
So he's still putting the letters in the words.
But he's feeling them.
They can also do audio books.
I'm feeling with this.
They can do audio books.
They don't feel every book.
They're just blind.
They're not deaf.
No, but if a blind person's listening to an audio book, he's not reading.
He's listening.
You would take that away from a blind person?
I would take that away.
That's crazy.
What did God take away?
I didn't take away nothing.
Wow.
Really?
God took it away?
Does God take it away?
Because it's a part of a plan. I can't question God's plan. Wow. Hey, Logan Paul, don't question away nothing. Wow. Really? God took it away? God took it away because it's a part of a plan.
I can't question God's plan.
Wow.
Hey, Logan Paul,
don't question my faith.
Can I?
Listen, listen,
Mark don't have no faith
in this shit right here.
He goes, he goes,
he goes,
this is what I hoped
you were doing at 3 a.m.,
piece of shit.
Then he goes,
I don't understand
the credit system.
I tried once and then quit.
Can I tell you something?
I'm looking at Mark's text.
He didn't give you very many ha-ha-has.
You can tell from his ha-ha-h.
I knew he was concerned.
In the way of care.
Because I knew he was concerned.
That's a dismissive ha-ha-ha.
Oh, you thought I was trying to be funny right here?
I was having existential crisis.
No, that's his way of brushing it off.
Oh, you were trying to brush me off?
That's his dismissive ha-ha-ha.
I was nervous laughing because I knew he was at the edge of his life. I knew this was the end for him. He just, that's his dismissive. I was nervous laughing
because I knew he was
at the edge of his life.
I knew this was the end for him.
Then you would have said
something like that.
I was nervous laughing.
I was scared for him.
But can we just acknowledge
that I was trying to change
my life around,
I was trying to become
the reader that I've always
known I could be,
and then I was stopped
by a credit system.
But can someone explain
to me this credit system?
Why can I not just buy
as many books as I want?
Are they afraid
I'm going to read too much?
I think you can upgrade
your plan, dog.
Definitely buy more.
Upgrade my plan right now.
Upgrade my plan.
You're asking the least tech-savvy person in here.
Oh, now I see you copping, please.
Now I see excuses.
Yeah, that is an excuse, actually.
Say again?
You know the code, right?
Everybody, stop.
Mark, you've given away enough of the numbers in my life.
Just say the code.
We don't need anything. We don't need anything
else. Mark, stop giving away my
fucking numbers. Thank you.
Not like it was that you gave it away.
That was obviously someone else's. Yeah, who would ever do that?
Okay. Alright, ready? Go.
As much as I want you to do this, it's gonna
ruin the flow of the podcast, but
so be it. Because you badly
want to be in it. What book do you even want to
read? I don't even understand. I want to read Hero with a Thousand Faces.
What could that be about?
Michael Jackson's documentary.
No, it's a book about storytelling.
Okay.
Yes.
How much more are you learning from each additional book
that you're reading about storytelling?
It's just great.
Tell me one thing you learned.
I will say one thing.
Well, I will tell you a cool thing that I learned.
But I will say one thing that Michael Jackson's show did that was really cool is they positioned Thriller.
How do you buy more credits?
Thank you.
See?
Exactly.
They positioned Thriller as a metaphor for his relationship with his father.
And the song or the album?
The song. Okay.
And, you know, the beast is...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's close to midnight and all that.
And then, obviously, the beast is abusive.
The beast is trying to take advantage of you. The beast is trying to kill you.
And then what happens at the end of Thriller?
He becomes the beast.
And in the show a little bit, you see
that some of the treatment that his father
projected on him, he starts to project
on the people that are training to do
the dancing. And he doesn't want to give them breaks.
And he's pushing them really hard. And he's sweet when he's
doing it, but he got that from...
And I thought that that was a really cool metaphor, especially
because Michael Jackson didn't even
fucking write Thriller. Like, someone else wrote
it, but projecting it on him
and having it become like a part of his life,
I thought was really cool.
I was like, okay, that was great.
And then what I learned from the storytelling book
was just cool journey,
like even in The Godfather,
how profound the final scene of The Godfather is.
Oh.
The first Godfather.
We're all familiar with the movie, right?
I mean, I think I know what you're going to say, but please
say it, because it might be out on my phone.
He talks a lot about finding your sacred flaw,
right? And the sacred flaw is the thing that you're
trying to change, and eventually what your
character changes and becomes somebody
different is the...
Or kills you, right? Yeah, exactly.
Or it doesn't change at all.
What Michael Corleone wants to be initially is he wants to be someone removed from the mafia, right?
And you see him wearing his army suit
when you first see him at the wedding.
And he has his non-Italian wife.
And he is the goody-two-shoes guy
who's gonna go be a politician,
and that's what he's trying to be.
And then throughout the movie,
these chain of events cause him to be who he actually is,
which is the next godfather.
And the final scene is his wife going, did you kill him?
Yeah.
Which was his sister's husband for being the snitch.
And he goes, no, I didn't.
She goes, did you kill him?
And he goes, fine, ask me, I'll tell you the truth.
This is the only time you can ever ask me. This is the only time you're going he goes, fine, ask me, I'll tell you the truth. This is the only time you can ever ask me.
This is the only time you can ever ask me.
Ask me, I'll tell you the truth.
Remember, he was an honorable man,
an upstanding man, an army man, right?
And then she goes, did you kill him?
He goes, no, I didn't kill him.
And she knows that he lied.
And he lied.
And now the character is fully switched.
He is no longer the honorable man.
He is the mafia man that he was always trying to avoid.
That was interesting. That's interesting.
That's far,
without ever admitting anything.
And it was like,
show, don't tell.
That's the,
what is it?
Oh, you got it?
Okay.
And it was just like
a really cool thing.
It's cool to watch movies.
I upgraded your account.
Thank you.
We'll see how many credits I get.
We'll see.
So what did you do?
How did you do that?
I Google searched
how to upgrade
your Audible account,
and then I followed the directions on the search results.
Just exactly, like one, two, three?
Yeah, like exactly.
Like, believe it or not, Google answers questions.
Don't believe it.
He just called one of his cousins.
Tell my cousin to code Google.
You just did it as easy as ABC?
How many credits does it read that I have now?
Just read it out loud, you fucking...
You have zero credits available.
So you just paid more money for nothing.
I should kick you in the side of your fucking head.
I don't believe this.
Unbelievable.
They used to let you donate credits, but I can't do that.
No, you can only donate books now.
Oh, but back in the day you used to be able to donate credits, right?
Yeah.
Isn't that crazy?
You just spent more money for nothing?
Yo, yo, yo.
That was crazy what you just did right there. Oh my god.
Hold on. Oh, I can donate a book.
Let's sign you up for a plus again. Let's sign you up for something more.
You just keep on signing me up. I'm already a plus.
The system is flawed. It shouldn't be this hard to spend
money. Let's just acknowledge that. Did you just buy shares?
I think you just bought the Amazon shares.
Will you want TD Ameritrade? What book do you want?
I'll download it and then I'll send you the book.
How many Polish people does it take to buy a book
on fucking...
But I can get you.
I can get you the book right now.
I got it for the low.
Anyway.
Let's go back to what we were just talking about.
Are you slinging books?
No, I'm slinging books.
You look like a book drug dealer.
It's just such a stupid, flawed app.
Just acknowledge,
we should just be able
to buy as many as we want.
Yeah, I don't get the credit there.
I think they're trying
to get you on a subscription
instead of being like,
oh, buy one book one month
and then read it over four months.
You're wrong.
They're also,
that is it,
but they're also avoiding Apple.
Apple takes 30% of any money
that's spent on iOS.
So by you purchasing a credit,
you're not buying the book.
They're doing casino chips.
They're giving you the book.
That's really what it is.
Oh, that's clever.
It's iOS.
Yeah, because when you buy anything
on the Apple store,
they're taking that piece.
You even download Spotify,
they get a piece.
They just get a piece
of everything.
Are you mad at Amazon
or are you mad at Apple?
I'm mad at Amazon.
Give them their
fucking 30, bro.
You Amazon,
you get your web services money,
right?
All our websites
on your shit.
We pay to Piper.
Why don't you do it
on your laptop?
You think he has a laptop?
He's got a computer.
He has a cowboy.
This guy's a real fucking...
I ride bulls, bro.
He doesn't do...
I'm a prisoner of the moment.
He doesn't do computers?
And right now,
my moment is bull riding.
Okay?
I hate that you think
that's a cowboy hat.
I'm a prisoner of the moment.
I know, right?
I hate that you think
that's a cowboy hat.
That's a cowboy hat.
Son, you look like
a Bushwick bull rider.
Like, you get together
with your friends
on a Thursday
and you ride
the mechanical bull
and you all fucking
do your stupid bitch ass artisanal shots or whatever at the bar. Karaoke. And and you ride the mechanical bull, and you all fucking do your stupid bitch-ass
artisanal shots or whatever at the bar.
Karaoke.
And then you take the L train.
I'm on push-train.
And then you take the L train back home.
It fucking infuriates me.
Bro.
He's got his cowboy boots, though.
I know, but wallabies.
You can't do that.
Come on, bro.
At least come with some cowboy boots.
I did the best I fucking could.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay?
This is the best cowboy
I could be.
Cowboys wear white corduroys
for sure.
I got limited shit, okay?
Remember when that cowboy
was like,
honey, where are my corduroys?
God damn.
You don't think cowboys
wear corduroys?
I gotta go protect the town
with my white corduroys.
God damn it.
Fuck all of y'all, okay?
I'm doing my best.
You look like Rango,
that fucking frog.
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
This version of Toy Story would be so much better.
Wouldn't it?
If you were Woody,
but you're just super gay.
Gay Woody.
Hey, Buzz.
Listen.
Listen, listen.
They already got Disney.
Stop trying to make Disney gay, bro.
I got that dick in my boot as well.
He's done the last one like,
hi.
Y'all are assholes. Y'all need to last one like, hi. Y'all are assholes.
Y'all need to embrace bull riding, bro.
Y'all are jealous because you weren't at the PVR.
I've been bull riding.
I've been to see bull riding, bro.
You invited us all to see bull riding.
I grew up in Texas.
I've been.
Yo, I grew up in Texas.
No, you didn't.
Okay?
You ain't no one thing Texas, bro.
Stop it.
You're from India.
You know Indian things.
Yeah, that's actually a good point.
You grew up in Texas, but you chose up black, okay?
Yeah, exactly.
You can't try to claim white shit. But that don't mean I haven't been. You haven't been. Yeah, that's actually a good point. You grew up in Texas, but you chose up black, okay? So you can't try to claim white shit.
But that don't mean I haven't been.
You haven't been.
You never seen no bull riding.
This is really,
this is the most Indian.
What happens in bull riding?
Go.
Yeah, describe the ending.
What happens in bull riding?
Go.
I bet you don't know.
Yeah.
What's the story arc?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three best episodes.
What's the sacred flaw?
What is the sacred flaw?
The bull.
Say again?
Everybody's sacred flaw is the ball.
Is it?
Or is their sacred flaw the thought that they can control their surroundings?
Wow.
The riders think that they can control their environment,
but the reality is that they cannot control their environment.
And the ball teaches them that.
And they have to submit to the ball.
And did you know that this hand right here can't touch the ball?
You didn't even know that.
I did not know that.
The motherfucker got disqualified.
And the guy goes, I was like, why the fuck
you got disqualified?
He touched the bull.
I go, you can't touch the bull?
How crazy is that?
That's crazy.
Ride it, don't touch it.
One hand.
Whoa.
Boom.
Son, I can't believe it.
Son, did they lasso the baby calf?
Did they lasso the baby little calf?
Son, I didn't go no pussy shit like you go to, bro. They ain't got no baby calf. You only saw half of it? You only saw the baby calf? Did they lasso the baby little calf? I ain't got no pussy shit like you go to, bro.
They ain't got no baby calf.
You only saw half of it?
You only saw the bull riding?
You didn't even see the whole thing, bro.
Wow, you didn't even see the whole thing.
This is like going to a...
This guy's crazy.
This guy's crazy.
You ain't seen the whole thing.
This guy's crazy, son.
Don't throw him in words for a reason.
We do bull riding for real out here.
Let me tell you something.
Lasso and all that shit.
You guys...
All right. You guys. All right.
You guys.
You're bragging about going to an NBA game, and you're bragging about the Asian lady that
threw the bowls in her head.
Now, we saw the whole thing.
We just stayed.
You probably left early.
Yeah.
You probably left early to buy that bitch-ass hat.
Probably.
I came there with the hat.
I got this shit.
Shout out to my boy, Ryan Ramelow.
Ryan Ramelow.
Listen.
It's a beautiful hat.
It's a fire hat.
It's not a cowboy hat.
Ryan, it's a gorgeous hat. It's just not a cowboy hat. Yeah, that's. Listen. It's a beautiful hat. It's a fire hat. It's not a cowboy hat. Ryan, it's a gorgeous hat.
It's just not a cowboy hat.
Yeah, that's a cow.
That's a cowboy hat, bro.
That's a cow person hat, I think.
This is how,
I'll be honest.
It's a kind of trans, honestly.
It's a cow they hat.
Yeah, that's a cow they hat.
This right here is the most straight.
I mean, literally.
It is the most straight.
That's what I'm saying.
I want that curvy shit.
That's why it's not a cowboy hat.
No, no, no.
That curvy shit.
What they wear in Brokeback Mountain,
that curvy shit.
That's how you know
they were sucking dicks.
Because they were actual cowboys. Sayicks. Because they were actual cowboys.
Say again?
Because they were actual cowboys.
No, but...
You're just...
Y'all, first of all,
you're not invited to no PBR.
You're not invited to no PBR.
You're not invited to no PBR.
Who's that?
That's Nick Tracy.
You're bi-curious George, bro.
Curious George.
You're bi-curious George.
Curious George is a monkey, bro. No, that's the guy who's... Yeah, the owner or Curious George, bro. Is that Dick Tracy? Curious George? You're by Curious George. Curious George is a monkey, bro.
No, that's the guy who's the owner or whatever.
Yeah, literally his name, Manny Yellow Hat, bro.
That's you.
He became a man.
Listen, his Pinocchio is little.
He has like shorts too, don't he?
I look like all white cartoons.
If you look at all white cartoons, I look like every single one of them.
Spy versus spy?
Every single one of them. No, spy? Every single one of them.
No, that was Dove.
Remember when his face was half and half?
Okay.
Look, here's the reality of the matter.
That bull riding shit, and I did go to see the PBR.
Shout out to the PBR, man.
Which is just bull riding.
He didn't go to a rodeo.
Yeah, they went to the rodeo.
He doesn't understand.
He went to just the bull riding.
He doesn't understand.
Half-ass.
He doesn't understand.
This guy knows nothing about half-ass.
You grew up in Texas, don't even know what the PBR is.
So the PBR, professional bull riding, the cream of the crop.
Oh, we couldn't figure that out.
Thank you.
You clearly didn't know.
You thought I was at the rodeo.
I thought PBR would have both.
Why would professional bull riding have other shit?
Akash, name three rodeo events besides bull riding.
The fucking lasso with the calf.
Wrong. Yep. Yes, it is. Wrong.
That is an event. Wrong. It's not called
lassoing. It's called roping.
You fucking Yankee.
You're a Yankee. You sell out
Texan. He's right. It's called tie down roping.
It's called roping. Another one?
I don't know another one. Yeah, what do you say?
There's barrel chase.
And then this, I'm not going to sound very,
I'm going to sound like a big dork
when I say this,
but that's when I was like,
oh, I'm more Hindu than I am Texan
because watching them rope up
them little baby cows,
I was like,
I can't do this shit, dude.
I got to go.
I got to go, dude.
I can't do this.
I'm a real bitch about it,
but I was like,
this is fucked up, man.
I can't be here.
Well, they don't kill them,
I don't think.
They just kind of tie them up.
Yeah, but it's fucked up to watch.
You wouldn't know
because you didn't watch it.
But if you watch it, it's like, why y'all doing this, man?
I'm a little baby cow just trying to live, dude.
Bogan, Bogan, Pogden's assless, hot-ass thing.
It just bothered me.
I was too Hindu for it.
When they do the lambs.
You ever see what they do to lambs?
That wouldn't bother me as much as a Hindu.
Why?
It's a cow, dude.
Cow's sacred.
See?
Lamb.
To me, I'm like, they're both just living their lives, you know, doing their thing.
Both delicious.
Listen, yeah, we're going to eat all these motherfuckers.
Look, the point is, this PBR, I'm not going to lie, this was the craziest sporting event I've ever seen in real life.
They invited you?
They were like, yo, come to it?
No, no.
I just wanted to go.
Oh, really?
And then I hit them up and then or dove
actually hit them up and then no for real i had already we already got tickets my wife's brother
was like yo we got to go to the pbr and i was like i didn't even know what the fuck the pbr is i
obviously i saw it or heard of it i remember that movie eight seconds when we were younger remember
that shit and then uh then dove hit him up and then we got to go to these like dirt suites and
like you're just on a dirt but when you're up close and you're seeing a 2,000-pound bull, and then a 5-foot, 4-inch Brazilian on top of it.
Oh, really?
Because the Brazilians run this shit.
Really?
That's another thing.
Half of the dudes are Brazilian.
And it's funny, because when the announcers are doing the announcing, they don't give a fuck about the Brazilians, right?
They'll be like, you know, Joe Buck from the Great Hills of Montana
giving up for Bob Mitchell.
Making bull riding great again.
Exactly.
Then they're like,
Jose Gusto from Sao Paulo
or some shit.
Anyway.
From Texas
on the Great Plains.
Fucking Mexicans from Brazil.
Fucking someone over.
It was fucking,
it was unbelievable
to see in person.
Truly,
un-fucking-real to see in person.
It's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
I got to go right on the fucking things.
Yeah, I saw the video.
We saw that.
Did everyone see the bull stare right at Andrew's camera?
Right before this poor guy's about to go eight seconds.
Yep.
You pissed off that bull?
I might have.
He looked right at the camera.
I might have.
I saw one dude get stomped out.
New York Nico posted a guy they got, like, stomped on. Did you see that one? Yep, posted that. What happened to him? He gets camera. I might have. I saw one dude get stomped out. New York Nico posted a guy they got like stomped on.
Did you see that one?
Yep, posted that.
What happened to him?
He gets hurt.
They all hurt.
Bro, when you're in that. He gets stomped out.
Dude, when you're in that little cage, right?
The little cage before they open it up and the thing starts bucking, right?
So the rider goes on it.
And you have to understand, the cage is like the size of the bull.
This couch is probably bigger than the cage.
So there's no room at all.
It's all made by steel.
The bull is 2,000 pounds.
If the bull just moves its weight
a little bit to one side,
your leg is caught
between steel and bull
and 2,000 pounds of pressure
is just leaning on it.
So all these guys
are just constantly beaten up,
constantly wrapped up.
Like they're all
independent contractors.
They just show up.
If they make money, they make money. If you win that thing, you get
a belt buckle and $50,000.
How do you win? Just staying on?
There's a round. Everybody gets a few tries
and then the top 12 after that
go to the final. And then if you stay on for
eight seconds, you're judged by how hard
the bull bucks and
how well you stay on.
So if the bull don't buck at all,
you don't get that many points.
It's almost like diving
where like...
That's not fair.
What do you mean?
Like what if you just
got a lazy bull?
Well, you choose the bull.
You choose the bull.
That's why these motherfuckers
ain't playing around.
The dude who was in the lead
after the first round,
this guy named Bob Mitchell,
right, he's like 20 years old,
he got bucked off this bull.
He gets first choice of bull.
So he could choose
the easiest bull he wants.
And he goes up there and he goes, and it ain and even like he's trying to sell the store or anything.
He just goes, I want the rematch.
Whoa.
And you're like, you could win $50,000.
It's going to change, obviously, your life in a significant way.
And he's like, I want to run it back with that motherfucker that bucked me off.
So there's like some real machismo into it.
And it was so fucking cool.
He ended up getting like third place.
He got bucked off at the end.
Damn, but he went for it.
But he fucking went for it.
Third place get money, second place get money, or just first?
I think everybody does, but it's like almost like poker where it's sliding scale.
But the majority is that first.
And like it ain't that much money where like these guys are in it because they're fucking in it.
They're getting banged up every single time.
Like, I mean, it was fucking. And what were the other people like that were there uh like the people in the
stands yeah well there's they they're they're the rodeo clown i don't even know if it was right to
call him a clown or not but he is wearing clown makeup yeah but like he's the host and he's in
the crowd doing crowd work they're doing music cues like he's fucking entertaining the whole show
he's like it was really cool to see so you got sold out madison square garden, he's fucking entertaining the whole show. He's like, it was really cool to see.
So you got sold out Madison Square Garden
and he's doing his bits
in between these people
trying to jump on a bull
and ride it.
And what kind of bits?
Like, there's music stuff.
He was flirting with some girl
in the audience
and I asked him,
I was like,
is this all like pre-planned?
He's like, honestly,
once we start,
it just goes.
And like,
you know,
they're doing some song stuff.
He was doing like a Grease, you know,'re doing some song stuff he was doing like a Grease you know
I got chills
they're multiplying
with like a girl
who was like
kind of flirting with him
from the crowd
like
I don't know
they just created
this awesome event
and I want New Yorkers
to get into it
I want them to do
the cosplay shit
that I'm doing
where it's like
I mean it would make
everybody more money
like those
you think about
that's what I'm wondering
what's the upside
maybe winning $50,000,
however many events
there are a year,
even if you're really
fucking good,
that's like a couple
hundred thousand.
Well, the winner of the
whole thing gets a million.
Oh, the winner of the
whole year?
The whole year gets a million.
But you don't even get
the million straight up.
You get $100,000 a year
for 10 years.
So it's like,
it's not that much money
at the top.
There's much less
dangerous sports
where you make nine figures.
This sounds so stupid.
No, I'm wondering what is the appeal for them?
Because there's something that draws them to it.
They cowboys, bro.
They're legit cowboys.
They are.
This is what they grew up doing.
That's the only thing I can think of.
It's a cultural thing that you're just not going to get.
Bro, I was talking to, there was this one dude, the black dude that was there.
There was two black dudes there.
There was this Zekul and then Keyshawn. I was talking to one of them and he was kind the black dude that was there. There was two black dudes that were there. There was this Zekul and then Keyshawn.
I was talking to one of them, and he was kind of like.
Keyshawn, that's a black name.
Yo, I mean.
He was breaking it down, and I was like, is this your passion?
Whatever.
He's like, to be honest, I want a horse ranch.
Eventually, I take this, I do a horse.
I love horses.
I just kind of ended up being good at this.
And it's a crazy thing to find out.
God forbid I'm good at it.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
That's a tough way to make a fucking living, my boy.
It's like.
Why do some of them have helmets?
So that's the other thing.
You have to wear a helmet if you're born after the 90s.
Oh, hilarious.
That's the way they made the rule?
And this is why they made the rule like that. I was talking to this guy, Matt, who was the host.
And he goes, the guys that were born before that grew up their whole life doing it without a helmet.
And because of that, their balance is much different.
He goes, you know, a two-pound helmet changes everything on a bull.
He's basically like, you have to feel every—you ever hear about how, like, people talk about, like, F1 drivers?
Yeah.
Where they can feel every part of the car, like what's pulling, what's pushing, where the overdraft is and all this other stuff.
They watch that F1 show.
They're always saying exactly what's wrong with the cars they're driving.
And I never know how they know.
And it's just they're like one with the car.
And that's the thing when you're with these bulls.
You know exactly where your body needs to be.
And they say that those two pounds could mess it up.
And there was a dude who was riding it and headbutts the fucking bull.
And his lip explodes.
Brazilian guy.
No helmet. No helmet. And he's allowed to because he was born for the 90s that's so funny it was like them hockey players
remember back in the day like when when helmets were introduced for hockey players and some of
the old school dudes weren't doing it oh that's so funny they still do that with face masks and
hockey now yep exactly yeah but it was just like it was a crazy thing to see live.
And was it New Yorkers there or was it like people from Pennsylvania?
I'm sure Upstate comes as well.
I was wondering
because I went out one day this week
and I saw so many cowboy hats
and I was like,
is this like a trend going on?
Yeah.
But that's what I want.
I want to turn this weekend into.
Real cowboy hat.
I want to turn this weekend
into like New York is like,
you know, Fleet Week when everybody's all about the Navy and shit?
I wish for a weekend everybody in New York is Halloween but with country shit.
Cowboys.
Exactly.
You get the biggest country singers.
They do their fucking concerts at Giant Stadium.
Everybody goes to one of the days of the PBR.
Just the whole country embraces it.
Bro, these dudes, they were saying hi to my wife.
They take their hat off to say hi. There's something so charming about it. That shit is so fire. There's something so embraces it. Bro, these dudes, they were saying hi to my wife. They take their hat off to say hi.
There's something
so charming about it.
That shit is so fire, bro.
There's something
so charming about it.
Below key, I was like,
yo, cut that shit out.
You're being too polite
to my wife.
But this move right here,
like...
That shit is sexy, dude.
Because when they say
to the dude, they go,
how you doing?
And then they go,
yeah, they do it
with the left hand.
Ma'am.
It's fire.
Or like when they pray
or they do national anthems,
you just fucking.
They tell you take your hat off.
They go, gentlemen,
make sure you.
Remove your hats.
Remove your shade
or remove your something.
Remove your cover, they call it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it was this cool,
baseball has this,
where like there's cool culture
built into baseball
outside of the sport itself.
The most fun part about baseball
is when they're pranking each other
in the dugout
and there's all these cool things
that you're not allowed to flip your bat
because that's insulting.
There's all this cool culture built into this sport
that's been around forever
and it's basically dudes hanging out.
And when dudes hang out, it's fun.
These are all dudes, cowboys, hanging out.
The problem with baseball is it's not one time a year
it comes to your city and then you go cosplay and then make them money. annoying as you are and all the new yorkers would be if they did
that it makes them money and god bless you need the money and when you look at like the popularity
of like yellowstone and like yeah 1993 1923 there's so many more people that are even like
have their their mind open to this lifestyle yeah so. So, which has been presented in a very like romantic way,
even though it's authentic, it's romantic, right?
And it's like, you saw, I even asked the people,
I was like, has there been differences, Yellowstone?
And the lady was like, oh yeah.
Really?
She was like, oh yeah.
A noticeable difference, that's crazy.
Is there straight up bull riding in Yellowstone?
I mean.
I think it's just cowboy culture.
It's just cowboy western ranch life.
They're on the ranch handling the bulls.
Right.
Right?
Because that's what the ranch essentially does.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it was the first time I ever did it.
Complete different cultural experience to me.
Awesome to see it in MSG.
And it was so entertaining.
You know what would be good publicity for it?
Talking about on a podcast?
You jump on a bull.
Oh, never.
But even just a little one. You can choose your bull. Nope. You can choose it. Don't need it. One of those things I don't need. What about a podcast? You jump on a bull. Oh, never. But even just a little one.
You can choose your bull.
Nope.
You can choose it.
Don't need it.
One of those things
I don't need.
What about a horse?
Nope.
You wouldn't even
ride a horse?
No, I ride a horse.
I've been ridden a horse.
Okay, but...
But I'm not going to do
the bouncing shit.
What if a horse jumps
over a barrel or something?
No.
You wouldn't even be able
to horse that jump.
You don't even got to do anything.
Just hold on.
Tell that to Superman.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You're too young to know this.
The first guy who plays Superman, Christopher Reeves, horse riding accident, paralyzed.
Horse riding accident?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How?
Why don't you go ahead and laugh at this dead guy a little bit more, dude?
Well, he didn't die for me.
He got paralyzed.
No, but then he's dead now.
No, he came back.
I think you're thinking about the movie.
I think you're thinking about the movie.
Superman, not Jesus.
Oh, the movie.
No, I was thinking about the movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Think about Superman 4.
Superman, yeah, yeah. Where he gets buried in the moon and then comes back.
Did he fall off the horse?
No, Mark. He did it while riding.
This is my point.
If you don't fall off, you won't get paralyzed.
Mark, Superman got paralyzed when he was...
It was too many of those?
That's my question.
If you don't fall off, then you don't get paralyzed
and become Superman in the movie.
That's literally all you have to do to not become dead Superman you don't fall off, then you don't get paralyzed and become Superman in the movie. That's literally all you have to do
to not become dead Superman
is don't fall off.
Son, that...
It's very easy.
Yeah, yo,
when you put it like that,
someone should have told
Superman that shit.
And it also would be good
for the brand
if you just do one little bull.
A little guy where your feet
can touch the ground
and he's still bucking.
I ain't gonna do that.
I would wrestle a bear
before I did that.
You know how Khabib
is always wrestling bears
in videos from his childhood?
I would do that.
You would wrestle a bear before you just ride a small know how Khabib is always wrestling bears in videos from his childhood? I would do that. You would wrestle a bear before
you just ride a small bull? 100%. Because I think
I could do what Khabib does
to a bear. I feel.
What does he do? Like, he wrestles. Nah, we need
to see this. Yeah, I haven't seen him
wrestle a bear. I could wrestle a bear. Nah, I've seen Khabib wrestle a bear.
I haven't seen Schultz wrestle a bear. I could wrestle a bear, but I'm not
going to do that with a bull. That's
crazy. Would you be a rodeo clown? Say again?
Would you be a rodeo clown? I again? Would you be a rodeo clown?
I mean, he's close to it already.
What happened?
I'm showing Khabib wrestling a bull.
He's trying to pull up the video.
This is him wrestling a goddamn bear right here.
That's a cub.
No, he's going for it.
Can't call that an old bear.
No, that's a little dude.
Come on.
You can't call that a bear.
If I didn't see his head, I would think it was like an orangutan.
Here we go.
This is a bear. No, I'm not doing that, though. That's not Khabib. Yeah, that guy, that's a little. You can't call that a bear. If I didn't see his head, I would think it was like an orangutan. Here we go. This is a bear.
No, I'm not doing that, though.
That's not Khabib.
Yeah, that guy, he's real.
I'm not doing that.
That one?
Oh, shit.
That's real.
That's a bear.
No, I'm not doing that.
Come on, man.
That's not even a full-ass bear, dude.
That's what's crazy.
That's a little bear.
Son, he's sunning that motherfucker, bro.
I'll do this.
How is that better? I'll do a littler bear. No, that's a little bear. Sonny's sunning that motherfucker, bro. I'll do this. How is that better?
I'll do a littler bear.
No, that's a bear.
Fuck.
I'm not doing that.
Bro.
White people are crazy, son.
Why did I do this shit?
Son, the bear's biting him softly.
This is like a game.
Why wouldn't the bear just rip his fucking head?
Oh, just fuck him from the...
Yeah, that was a little...
That was wild.
Hey.
Oh, this shit.
These motherfuckers, bro.
Now that's fire.
Have you seen the video of the girl who like pounds her chest at the zoo in front of a gorilla
and then the gorilla pounds on the glass and then cracks it or some shit like that?
These guys are not to be played with.
Bear versus gorilla, that's a hell of a fight.
I think I'd take a bear, but a gorilla is a bad motherfucker.
I think I'd take a gorilla, bro.
I think I'd take a gorilla. So much faster, bro. Gorilla I think I'd take a gorilla, bro. I think I'd take a gorilla.
So much faster, bro.
A gorilla would just, like, go crazy.
No, a bear is, like, 30 miles an hour.
What kind of bear are you talking about?
What kind of bear are you talking about?
Whatever the big bear is, the black bear, the Kodiak bear.
Grizzly?
Yeah.
I think a gorilla got a grizzly.
Polar bear would fuck up anything.
Yeah, weighs way more.
Yeah, but, like, I think a gorilla is more agile.
It would be able to get around a bear way quicker.
Claws weighs more, probably bites harder.
They got more weapons, for sure.
Yeah, the claws are going to fuck you up,
but the teeth on a gorilla?
I'm only person team gorilla on this?
I mean, gorilla's more intelligent.
I think gorilla's more shit.
Way more intelligent.
It'd be able to maneuver around,
thumb its eye,
put a fucking finger in its asshole.
Yeah.
You can do anything.
That's facts.
Yeah.
That's facts. That's facts. Let's go. Yeah. You can do anything. No, that's facts. Sign language and shit. Yeah, that's facts.
That's facts.
Let's go bull riding.
That was my weekend.
It was a great fucking time.
I think everybody should go check out PPR.
I mean that.
And they're not even paying me nothing.
I just want to point that out.
I genuinely loved that fucking experience.
It was really cool.
If it's in your town, go check it out.
They did the national anthem?
They did.
These two girls sang it.
Everyone got fired up.
It was good.
It was solid.
I ain't gonna lie.
It was solid.
Ain't nobody kneeling there.
Not a lot of kneeling.
No.
Not a lot of kneeling.
Are we still doing the kneeling?
I don't know.
I feel like we're over that.
I think it'll come back.
I think it'll be a resurgence of kneeling. But I know when I went,
I made sure they saw me
singing the national anthem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't get it twisted.
Have you ever seen
a fucking military flyover
where they do the jets
that fly over the stadium?
No, but that's far.
That shit is...
I've heard it's incredible.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
Dude, I actually...
So there was one that happened
like 10 years ago.
For NASCAR?
I saw one at NASCAR.
That was fire.
They did one 10 years ago
where a pilot got fired
because he flew way too low
and he cleared the top
of the stadium by like 10 feet.
Holy shit.
And he led the whole thing.
So it was like him
and five other jets, the whole thing at the end of the national anthem, home of the brave, like 10 feet. Holy shit. And he led the whole thing. So it was like him and five of the Jets, the whole thing.
At the end of the National Anthem, home of the Brave.
Boom. Giant Jet. And they
cleared it, but then he lost his wings for it.
You should go to Long Beach on Memorial Day.
They do it every year. Same thing? Yeah.
Kind of fire. They do like all these tricks and
loop-de-loops and shit. 100%. In the new
Jets or the old Jets?
Every Jet, like every plane
has a... He's a jet expert.
Like a demo.
Top Gun Maverick.
Two demo team and...
I don't want to see
the propeller, yo.
No, no, no.
No, it's not a propeller, dude.
That's a plane.
It does loop-de-loops
and all that shit.
Like a Cessna?
The military does this
at every single...
That's not a plane.
That's a helicopter.
You see the propeller
and that's a helicopter.
They used to be
writing messages in the air
and smoke.
Yeah, I don't want that. That was going to be the Red Baron, dog. That was going to be stupid. Yeah, I thought it They used to be the red. Writing messages in the air and smoke. Yeah, I don't want that.
You thought it was going to be
the Red Baron, though?
You thought it was going to be
Snoopy?
Yeah, I thought it was going to be
Red Baron, bro.
I don't want to see that.
But that could be
what's in Long Beach.
I kind of feel like
that's in Long Beach.
I think that's what you saw, bro.
Every plane is a good one.
Do you suck at propellers or no?
Nah.
Do you know about planes enough?
Probably not.
I'm like,
why is that subway in the sky?
Subway?
Where the fuck is that?
I don't know if my voice really changed in that moment.
You're a cowboy.
I'm a cowboy.
Cowboys say stuff different sometimes.
Why is that subway in the sky?
Ah, yeah.
Okay, guys.
Yeah.
Did anything eventful happen to you guys this weekend?
No, bro.
I did shows.
It was good to be back out there, though.
Back in the clubs.
Good.
Bits.
Yeah, I got sick.
I was watching a murder documentary with my sweet wife.
Oh, which one?
So I just watched the interrogation footage on YouTube.
Every time I get sick, I just watch interrogation footage.
Okay.
So it'd be like a guy just killed a bunch of people randomly,
and then they bring him in, and they set up the whole case,
and they're like, okay, this guy, he got caught doing this thing.
He's super fucked up, blah, blah.
They caught him like this.
He tried to run away.
And now he's sitting down with the detective for the first time.
Yeah.
And he's trying to plead innocence.
And it's just two hours of him trying to convince the guy he's innocent.
And it's the most entertaining thing on YouTube.
That sounds amazing.
It's fucking unbelievable.
That also reminds me.
I started a show I think you guys would like.
It's called Blackbird.
It's on Apple TV.
It's a true story, based on a true true story of a guy who is like a good
looking charismatic drug dealer in Chicago gets arrested, pleads because he says he's going to
get five years. He actually gets 10 years. So he's in like a prison and he's doing pretty well in
prison in terms of like prison life. And then there's another serial killer in another state.
They killed like 15 or 16 girls, I think, but they can't, they can only tie him to one body.
They need to tie him to more. So they go to the guy, the drug dealer,
and they go, look, everybody seems to love you.
You seem very easy to talk to for whatever reason.
You're doing really well in prison.
It seems like this is your whole life.
So what we're going to do is if you go to that prison
and can convince that guy to tell you
where some of the bodies are,
we're going to let you go free.
But we can't protect you when you go there.
This is a bad fucking prison.
This is psychopaths. This is murderers, this is a rough
place. And if you get in a fight having
to protect yourself and you get in trouble and they add years
to your sentence, we can't help you.
Deal's off the table. So this is based on
a true story of this guy having to go there
and convince this serial killer
to make friends with him and then
tell him where the body is. I'm halfway through
it, it's really fucking good.
The guy who plays it,
I think his name is Paul Walter Hauser,
the guy who plays the serial killer,
is fucking incredible.
The other guy's really good, too.
He's in, have you seen the movie The Kingsman?
Yeah.
English dude.
He's really good in this.
Yeah, yeah.
Egerton or something, right.
He's great.
The white boy from that movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, who plays like-
Paul is from Jewel.
He plays-
Paul Walter Hauser is the guy who plays the serial killer, and he from that movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, who plays like- Paul is from Jewel. He plays- Paul Walter Hauser
is a guy who plays
a serial killer
and he's fucking incredible.
That sounds sick, actually.
Yeah, the story sounds great.
It's fire, dude.
Again, I'm almost-
I'm like three episodes in,
but you should watch it.
It sounds way better
than your shit.
What?
Just the way you said it,
you're like,
story sounds great.
I mean, it's great.
What do you think
of Sacred Flaws?
What do you think
of Sacred Flaws?
As the story doctor,
the story indeed.
What do you think is-
This passes your test
as like a good story
yeah we're about to
find out right now
okay
you know it might be
love for his father
yeah yeah
because he gets into
drug dealing
to help his dad
who needs help
and I haven't gotten
to the part where they
tell the whole story
but it's pretty clear
do you think that's a tool
used to make him more likable
even though he does
something nefarious
no because like you said
we don't really hate
drug dealers
like that's not and they're going you're getting somebody much worse so you're not that even though he does something nefarious? No, because like you said, we don't really hate drug dealers.
Like that's not,
and they're going,
you're getting somebody much worse.
So you're not that unlikable.
And apparently the guy was like a badass athlete,
very smart kid,
had D1 offers,
but he had to sell,
he just started selling drugs and maybe he needed it,
but the sacred flaw,
his dad said,
you know, I never wanted this for you.
And then he said,
you know, I could never help you the way you needed
if I didn't do this.
Oh, wow.
So his sacred flaw
was his love for his father,
huh?
Yeah.
Which I don't know
if that appeals to you or not.
I don't know about you.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's something
that would appeal to Andrew Schultz.
Yeah.
In the moment.
Yeah.
Also literally a prisoner.
I mean,
I feel like this show
is right on my ass.
You can't be more of a prisoner
in the moment
than being in prison
for something you did
in a moment.
For 10 years of moments. Yeah, 10. That's 10 moments of years in a row. Okay can't be more of a prisoner of the moment than being in prison for something you did in a moment. For 10 years of moments.
Yeah, 10.
That's 10 moments of years in a row.
Okay, okay.
That's kind of brutal.
They say he's a prison cowboy.
Yeah, that's true.
My issue with the documentary
that I did though
is I watched it
and I watched five minutes of it
and then fell asleep
and it was like
super fucking brutal
and my wife watched
the whole thing
and then I woke up
in the last minute
and I was like,
oh no, I missed it.
And I just woke up
and she's just staring at the TV. Like, why did you make me watch this? Why would you show that to your wife, dude minute and I was like, oh no, I missed it. And I just woke up and she's just staring at the TV.
Like, why did you make me watch this?
Why would you show that
to your wife, dude?
Because I was like,
oh yeah, we both watched
the little murder thing.
It's a YouTube series.
How crazy could it be?
And then it turned out
to be really crazy.
It's real, dude.
It's not Netflix.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
We're picking huge moments.
You're like,
broke into someone's apartment,
killed them all.
And she was like,
oh yeah.
And now she's kind of sick
from my thing
and I was like,
well, I gotta go. And so she's just
at the apartment alone, freaked out.
But, you know. You're a piece of shit.
You know, someone's gotta pay the bills.
You know what I mean? We're all doing our part.
Everybody's playing their part, man.
We're all playing our part. What about you, Al?
I was just getting work done.
Work done at the studio. I started Harry Potter
over, so I'm watching it from the beginning.
Up to the third one. Yeah, if somebody reads books, for fuck's sake. I'm Harry Potter over, so I'm watching it from the beginning up to the third one.
Yeah,
somebody reads books
for fuck's sake.
Oh,
now you want to read.
You listening to Audible?
I'm listening to the movie
while I watch it.
That's like the book.
You're doing an audio movie?
That's actually quicker.
I'm doing an audio movie.
Audio movies are fun.
I've been doing
some audio visual movies.
These things are
fucking unbelievable, dude.
That is true.
A lot of people like them.
You're reading audio visual movies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should. Mark just started reading audio visual movies. fucking unbelievable, dude. That is true. A lot of people like them. You're reading audiovisual movies?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I should.
Mark just started reading audiovisual movies.
Audiovisual, yeah.
Do they have an audio version of your sweater?
That's what we need is a fucking audio version of that abomination.
I don't even know why that's funny, but it is funny.
How many different materials are in that stupid fucking sweater?
That's just Frankenstein.
Dude, for real.
That's just Frankenstein. No, for real. That shit is Frankenstein.
No, for real.
What skydiver did you kill
to put that thing together?
Dude, what a fucking awful outfit that is.
Holy shit.
That's hate.
That's hate.
No, it's not hate.
That's not hate.
I like the socks.
That's hate.
I like the socks.
Nah, but you know it's hate.
It's not hate, bro.
You know it's hate.
Just because you gave up.
It is hate to pick out
the most insignificant thing and be like, I like that. So you don't seem like you're hating. That was my favorite part. You know it's hate. Just because you gave up. It is hate to pick out the most insignificant thing and be like, I like that.
So you don't seem like you're hating.
That was my favorite part.
I know.
I know.
He believed in everything else.
He was like, damn, these are the only blue socks I got.
I'll get dressed with that bracelet fired, but the rest of it, shit.
That bracelet, all right.
But no, for real, let's go.
I tried to help you in the beginning, too.
What you trying to help me, bro?
I pulled up your socks and pulled down your pants,
trying to, you know, make them lean.
Well, then you started it.
You started it.
That was helping.
I was trying to help.
This is kind of what Al looks like.
And that's before we started.
What does Al look like?
Word, word.
You seen DDG's nephew when he becomes emo?
Word.
No, let me see.
Come on, word.
Let's use some of your buttons, Al.
Come on, let's use some of your buttons.
That's crazy.
All right, Bart.
He dresses his little nephew up as all emo
and then shows his parents.
And his parents are like, what the fuck?
I'm going to kill my mom.
I'm going to kill my dad.
I'm going to kill my grandma.
And the whole family is like, what did you do to him?
That's what Al is dressed like right now.
They turned him into a white emo kid.
Are you emo right now?
Nah, he's not emo, bro.
Not yet, not yet.
Are you going through something?
Yeah, but not yet.
I'm not on the way there yet.
This is crazy, bro.
This is on the way to emo.
This is...
You guys are like the alpinist.
Get...
Alpinist, but...
Alpinist.
Yeah, I get it.
No, no, no, no.
It was the actual Netflix guy.
No, the kid that was
calling the fresh Canadian dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you have to explain it,
it's super funny.
It's like, it's so good, bro. it, it's super funny. It's so good, bro.
You do a fucking joke analysis.
It's so good.
You do a fucking joke analysis comeback.
Oh, you're hating.
You're hating.
Just go along with it, motherfucker.
I know, right?
You got to know.
You got to know.
Damn.
Listen, listen, motherfucker.
It's objectively horrible sweater It's an objectively horrible sweater
It's an objectively horrible sweater
Yo, Akash, shut up
Nothing fits
You got nothing that fits, bro
Yo, just get
Do down one size
Oh my God
Down one size, Akash
Akash, you get everything gifted
Just tell them one size smaller
This is on you
You go every single week You go, yeah, I got a new thing From Shabbity Bobbity Bob You get everything gifted. Just tell him one size smaller. This is on you.
You go every single week, you go,
yeah, I got a new thing from Shabbity Bobbity Bob or whatever who the fuck gives you your shit.
Just, hey, anybody giving out guys clothes,
one size down.
Watch me go one size up.
Anybody that Alex steals clothes from,
just don't do it anymore.
I know Al got a stylist.
Stop working material out on him.
You do too.
Listen, New Joke Mondays is not Al's thing for the stylist shit, okay?
Stop that shit.
I know they work this shit out.
All you hating because I got a stylist, your wife styles you, and you still go.
That's my legs fault.
That's my legs fault.
Come on, son.
That's my legs fault.
We're talking about the materials on the shirt.
So you can get your shit all through.
Yo, one material per shirt. shirt. One material per shirt.
It's one material per shirt.
Why don't you just go one size up?
Get a size up.
Get a size long.
One material per shirt.
Get a size large.
This 34.
That's not that long.
He's 6'2".
Whoever gives our guys clothes, give me them shits.
Whoever gives our guys clothes, give me them shits first.
They might actually fit me.
How come basketball players
Have clothes that fit
And you can't find one
Because they're professional
Tall people
You're the smallest point guard
In the league
And you can't find pants
That fit you
You got 70 different materials
On your shirt
You can't find pants
Your shirt got 45 different materials
Come on
Your shirt made of leftover
Your shirt got clothes
That fit you
Your shirt made out of Matilda
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Kim Kardashian is a
bona fide...
I don't know who's more unfit to be a parent.
Oh, yeah, I saw you posted about her this weekend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was going on?
Kanye's been silent for a month.
Yeah.
Which is what you want.
He's doing a lot better.
Yeah, which you want when somebody is, you know,
saying how great Hitler is and how he likes the Nazis
and he likes all these people
and who's clearly maybe in the middle of a mental episode,
hopefully in the middle of a mental episode, hopefully in the middle of a mental episode,
not in the middle of trying to become a Nazi.
Right.
Been silent for a month.
And then Kim is like allowing her daughter
to dress up as Kanye,
and then she's being herself,
and they're recreating like the Bound To video
or whatever like that.
Like, does it not seem like you're instigating Kanye?
She is.
What the fuck is wrong with this woman?
I'm going to give pushback.
Okay.
It's her dad.
She loves her dad.
Don't put it online.
First of all, look like me.
I don't know what that's about.
Yeah.
Second of all, you don't need to do this publicly.
You don't need to put this on TikTok looking like me.
She looks a lot like you.
Son, this girl look like me.
I look like a girl.
A young girl.
That's what's happening. That's funny. But isn't this
bad? I mean, don't put it online.
Why do you have to put it online? But she's on
TikTok. Like, the young girl
wants to do, like, all her... Say no TikTok with your dad.
Your dad's experiencing a really tough time right now,
and this might rile him up and make it more difficult for him.
I think that's parenting. That's good.
I think that's parenting. That's good. I like that.
That's a good time.
Consider your,
like, hey,
let's consider your dad because she likes to say
in every single interview
how great a parent she is
and how she never lets them,
you know,
what's it called,
bad mouth,
or she never bad mouths
their father,
whatever like that.
Well, okay,
well, if you care about her father,
maybe say this might be hard
for him to digest
at this point in time.
What do you do
when there's a mentally ill guy
on the train?
He's like walking down
like acting all crazy. Do you start making TikToks about him? You don't look in time. What do you do when there's a mentally ill guy on the train? He's like walking down like acting all crazy.
Do you start making
TikToks about...
You don't look at him.
You stare at the ground
and he passes by.
You don't exist in his world.
And now there's a
mentally ill person
running around the world
and they're like provoking him.
Provoking him.
Jim's not mentally ill.
I'm just saying,
like this is shocking.
I don't know if they know
that's what they're doing.
It makes complete sense to me
because who is her mom?
Yeah. Right. She's from her entire, know that's what they're doing. It makes complete sense to me because who is her mom? Yeah.
Right.
She's from her entire,
you know, you become your parents.
Her parent literally pimped her out.
Hey, let's put out a sex tape
with you on it.
We're going to build
an entire empire
off of exploiting our children.
Yeah.
I don't care about
the collateral damage.
This is what it's going to be.
Yeah.
That's what she's doing.
And it's definitely
not the kid's fault.
North, I don't think,
had anything to do with this.
No, it's a child.
The child is recreating
her father that I'm sure she loves very much,
which is an amazing, beautiful thing.
She can't, she doesn't even know what a Nazi is yet.
I mean.
How old is the kid?
She's probably like eight.
I don't know what Nazis were.
When you were eight?
I heard people talk about Hitler when I was in like first grade.
My brother was talking about it.
I was like, who is this guy?
What's his wife's name?
What a name, Hitler.
We don't often talk about non-Indians in this house.
Eight years old, what grade is that?
Second, maybe third. Yeah.
Why not talk about non-Indians? Yeah, dude.
I mean, okay, so she does
know about that, Mark. Still.
You can't make the fucking video.
If she does know what a Nazi is and she's making the video,
that's some homeschool shit.
You would get recruited.
She's nine years old. I was in the youth, baby.
She's nine.
She's nine years old.
Yeah.
It's like nine.
She's a nine-year-old.
She's nine?
She doesn't know
the repercussions
of what she's doing.
Nine?
Come on, though.
Come on, though.
I mean, this is,
I mean,
I just can't believe it.
I saw the video
and I can't believe,
it's one thing
if she did it by herself
and uploaded
and Kim didn't know
what's going on.
Kim is in the video with her.
This is choreographed.
There's music going.
Is it possible
Kim doesn't realize
how provoking this is?
Is it possible
she's a fucking idiot?
Maybe that's also possible.
Is it possible
that she loves the drama
associated with her husband?
Is it possible
that she's trying to rile him up?
Is it possible
she's found a way
to make us feel bad
for Kanye?
Has she
orchestrated a magical way
where we're like, oh God, I hope
Kanye doesn't see this.
Like...
Yeah, I mean, I don't think anyone's
actually going to feel bad for Kanye, but
I do, I mean, it just does seem like a clear
provocation. I don't really know what the purpose is. I feel bad for Kanye. I feel bad for Kanye, but I do, I mean, it just does seem like a clear provocation. I don't really know what
the purpose is. I feel bad for Kanye.
I feel bad for Kanye. He's watching
his daughter, who he has no access
to, like, you're
doing this, I can't see this girl.
She's dressing as me. She's a fucking
hostage. I can't see my daughter. Isn't that crazy?
He can't see her based off his actions.
That's fine. That's based on my action.
But now you're going to rub my face in it by putting my daughter on TikTok, which I've already adamantly spoken out against.
And for a guy with a lot of batshit crazy views, this is a very logically sound view.
I don't want my nine-year-old.
Oh, I'm riled up.
I don't want my nine-year-old daughter on TikTok.
So now not only are you going to take me from my kid, which maybe I deserve, but you're going to do this thing that we all know is horrendous,
putting a nine-year-old girl with millions of eyeballs on her on TikTok
in the same way that her mom got traumatized at an even younger age.
And you're going to just rub my face in it and I can't do shit about it?
Not to mention Connie.
Even if those actions are my own fault, let me get hurt.
Don't hurt my daughter.
He specifically doesn't want his kids on TikTok, too.
I felt it out.
I hear that.
The fire.
But like your point before, she is used to being pimped out by her mom.
This is her form of love.
Yeah.
They, attention is currency to them.
So she's in the video.
So to get her shit popping, because nobody's clicking on North shit without Kim in it,
or more people click because Kim's in it,
and you're going to now deny her daughter to express
how she, her love and
devotion to her dad and make a TikTok
video? Yes. That's what being parenting is. It's being
better than the generation I came before you. Yeah, but she's already
on TikTok. So now that she's on TikTok.
No, no, no. I can take you off TikTok.
You're nine years old. One of my kids
already found my sex tape on Roblox. Okay, so
TikTok is the problem, not this video.
No. Wait, are you saying that...
All of it's a problem.
Are you saying that she should be in it
to get her kid more views on TikTok?
No, no, no, I think, yeah,
I think Kim's in the video to get her kid more views.
He's saying this is the only form of love.
Are you saying that's good parenting or no?
No, no, no, I'm saying that this video isn't that bad,
even though, yes.
What you're saying is Kim is trying to build up her TikTok.
Yeah, but I'm sure Kanye's not happy about it,
but I'm saying that I think the place and the intention for North is like,
hey, I love my dad, I just want to show my dad.
How about this? How about this, right?
Yeah, North didn't do anything wrong.
No, no, no, we're not saying that North is bad.
No, but I think Kim didn't do anything wrong.
Well, how about this? How about this, right?
I'm Kim Kardashian.
I say that Kanye cannot be around our children, right?
Mm-hmm. I'm also Kim Kardashian. I say that Kanye cannot be around our children. Right?
I'm also Kim Kardashian.
I'm allowing our daughter to dress up as Kanye,
and I'm going to post a video on that app that Kanye hates,
that his daughter is on.
It's insensitive to Kanye.
Not only is it insensitive,
it's saying,
Kanye's going,
my kids probably miss me.
Then he sees a video of his daughter
dressed up as him.
Mm-hmm.
And he still can't access her.
He's going,
damn, my daughter misses me
so much she's dressing up,
but she needs me in her life.
It's basically saying,
you can't have her.
But y'all wasn't-
You can't have her. Yeah, I wasn't saying that shit when she was trying to be happy. It's basically saying, you can't have her. But y'all wasn't- You can't have her.
Yeah, I wasn't saying that shit
when she was trying to be happy
and Kanye's making death videos
about her and Pete.
I will never defend Kim.
I'll never defend Kim.
Kim doesn't have,
she doesn't owe Kanye shit.
No, no, no.
Kanye is fucked up.
We all know this.
Yeah, and he was super fucked up to her.
But two people can be fucked up.
And just because someone's less fucked up than the other person doesn't mean what they're doing is good.
It just means it's less fucked up.
No, okay, we all are in agreeance that the kid shouldn't be on TikTok.
But the fact that she's allowing the kid to be on TikTok, I just don't think that this video is that bad.
Do you see it as a provocation of Kanye?
I don't think she cares.
And she shouldn't care because Kanye fucked her over so many times.
How about this?
You got a baby mama.
Son of a peach shit?
You got a baby mama, right?
You got a baby mama.
No, but imagine, right?
Like, so, you and your wife, or you and your baby, you guys got a kid, okay?
Your wife takes your kid, says you're not allowed to see your kid at all.
Your kid's posted on TikTok as you.
This person you can't speak to can't be in their life at all.
Aren't you going to go and the mom is dancing in the video to your shit?
Aren't you going to be like, is this bitch sending shots at me?
Yes.
And don't use our kid as a pawn, even if you're upset at me.
First of all, I'm pretty sure she gets fucked up things to him too.
I'm pretty sure North wanted to do this.
According to him, she fucked Chris Paul while they were still together.
I'm pretty sure North wanted to do this.
I don't think Tim's like, yo, put on this makeup and be funny.
Do you think that they're the same, like, they have the same level of authority?
The nine-year-old girl and her mom?
You're the mom.
Your job is not to upset your husband or whatever.
It's to constantly protect your child,
do the best thing for your child.
And if you're going to do a shitty thing to your child
and upset your ex-husband, who might be crazy,
you think that's good parenting in any way, shape, or form?
Like I said, we're in agreement that she shouldn't be on TikTok.
Hey, JP Morgan, take her money.
We just disagree on that this video is bad.
I think her being on TikTok
in entirety is bad,
but I just think
this video isn't bad.
This is just her daughter
wanting to show some love
to her dad.
Like, that's what I see
when I see this video.
I haven't watched the video
because she looked
too much like me.
Did you actually do
want to see it?
Nah.
She looked like she didn't even want to be in that fucking video.
Son, what the fuck?
She's a hostage.
What the fuck?
She didn't do anything.
That's how Kanye was in the video.
He was just a stone face the whole time.
But do you think it's good parenting or bad parenting?
I think it's bad parenting that she's on TikTok.
But do you think making the video and provoking Kanye is bad parenting or good parenting?
I think Kim has not—she doesn't owe anything to Kanye.
No, she owes something
to her kids, certainly.
Yeah, and I think
the kid wants to do this
and I think the kid
gets enjoyment out of this
and as a parent,
you should know.
But the kid wants to eat
candy for dinner.
Do you think it's good parenting
or bad parenting?
Now we're going back
to being on TikTok.
No, no, no,
but does a good parent
and a bad parent
do the specific video?
Because this video, to me,
is not good for the kid.
It's worse parenting.
I don't think,
how's the kid affected?
The kid is acting as a proxy in her parents' divorce battle. No, but the kid wants It's worse. I don't think, how's the kid affected? The kid is acting as a proxy
in her parents' divorce battle.
No, but the kid wants to do this.
The kid's like,
oh, hey, I love my dad.
But the kid doesn't understand
what's happening to her dad
and what she's doing to her dad
by doing this.
Listen, the Kurds want to attack
whoever's in control in Iraq.
America gives them some weapons
so they can attack them even better.
They put the batter in their back
right now you have a proxy war
the kids being used as a proxy
for one parent to get at the other parent
and that's bad parenting
and so for that reason Kim should say
hey we can make the video but we're not going to put it out
because that is going to make your dad feel some type of way
and I don't want to use you
to make your dad feel like that
and then making your dad feel like that. And then making your dad
feel like that
actually might make him
stay in this state
that he's in longer,
which would be longer time
away from you.
Now, you could make the argument
she's trying to do this on purpose
to induce another fucking
crazy reaction from Kanye
and then get his rights
to those kids completely stripped.
Let's make that motherfucker
go crazy again
and then we take him to the courts.
I want full custody.
This guy gets nothing. Look, he's insane. He's a Nazi and he just did this insane then we take him to the courts. I want full custody. This guy gets nothing.
Look, he's insane.
He's a Nazi
and he just did this
insane shit again
trying to steal the kids.
That I would not
put that past him, though.
Yeah, and that's fucked up.
And you know what
Kanye should do in that case?
Become trans.
Ooh, good transition.
Transition.
Hey.
But no, if you go trans
according to this court
in, I forget what this guy is, Ecuador, I think. Yeah, El one. But no, if you go trans, according to this court in,
I forget where this guy is,
Ecuador, I think?
Yeah, El Salvador.
El Salvador.
Damn, are you saying
North is going trans right now?
I'm saying Connie
needs to go trans.
I mean, technically,
she's kind of in that state.
Oh, I thought this shit
happened in,
I thought this shit
happened in California.
No, no, no, no.
It's El Salvador.
No, this happened in,
I'm pulling Ecuador.
Yeah, it happened. In Ecuador. It happened in Ecuador. Basically, this happened in, I'm pulling Ecuador. Yeah, it happened in Ecuador.
It happened in Ecuador.
Basically, this guy was trying to get custody of his kids, couldn't do it,
legally changed his gender to become a woman,
and then the courts were more lenient to him,
and he was able to get access to his kids.
Wow.
Did he actually get access?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was able to get custody.
Oh, that's great.
He gets full custody.
That's great.
Yeah, because they're always going to give it to the mom.
And what he says is the actual mom.
Was abusive.
Is abusive.
These kids are in an abusive household.
I haven't seen them in five months.
Ecuador's not going to give me custody of the kids as a man.
So I'm legally changing my gender to woman.
Everything else is the same.
I'm not doing no surgery.
I'm still dating the same.
I just am changing my legal status to woman to get my kids back.
Yeah.
It's very funny.
He goes, he's like, I'm am changing my legal status to a woman to get my kids back. It's very funny. He goes,
he's like, I'm very sure of my gender.
I'm a mom now and I want my kids to be with their mom.
Or some shit like that.
And it worked. And there's another case, as I was researching this, there's another guy in
Argentina that changed his gender
to retire earlier
because men and women have a different retirement age.
And then there's another guy, there's a dude
in Canada that changes gender
to get cheaper car insurance
because women get
cheaper car insurance than men.
That's great.
Which is crazy.
That makes no sense.
But it does make kind of sense.
Because they're safer.
They drive safer.
Guys drive faster and whatever.
We'll drive drunk.
Drive faster cars, whatever.
We also drive more, I'm sure.
Probably.
Yeah.
But if you change your gender to woman,
you get cheaper car insurance.
Wow.
So this is actually
how you fix the whole thing.
All the gender inequalities will get exposed
once people can count as flip-flop
and be like, oh, I'll just pick that one.
Twist liberal logic into a knot,
into such a pretzel that it's in the exact same place
that it was when it started.
Yeah.
You just have to expose it
where the insurance companies get involved,
and once the insurance companies stop playing around,
nobody's going to play around.
Yeah.
So what do you think happens?
I think you just do exactly what Akash just said.
Just keep exposing the inequalities in it.
And then eventually you'll have to kind of have some rules where it's just like, okay, you feel like that, so you get to be a feel-like guy.
But you're still a guy in terms of insurance.
Oh, you think they're going to keep it?
Or you don't think they'll just give everyone the same insurance?
Everyone gets charged like a man for insurance.
No, I don't think that they make things equal.
I think they make things gender binary
and then say you can identify whoever you want to identify,
but this insurance is not oppressing you.
Nobody knows what your insurance is.
Nobody knows how you drive.
You're a woman, but you drive like a guy.
You drive like a guy.
You really do drive like a guy.
So, yeah, I think that's what they said.
Maybe they'll be like, hey, you ain't no guy until you get to surgery.
Get a dick put on, bro.
Yeah, and even then.
You know what I mean?
I don't think they're going to do it because at the end of the day, insurance just cares about the numbers.
So unless they start driving differently when they get their dick clipped.
Bro, what if trans people, they find out trans people get more car accidents?
What if they find that out somehow?
Where like,
you're going through hormone therapy,
it's a traumatic time,
you just, for whatever reason,
that little part of the population
gets more car accidents?
They charge them more.
They charge them more.
I mean, they do that, right?
Yeah, that's what they do.
They charge you more
if you got a red car.
Yeah.
So like,
they must be able to figure that out
and be like, okay,
trans men,
like, what if you're getting
pwned with testosterone all the time
and you happen to drive faster?
You can't tell me that never being on testosterone your whole life and then you get okay, trans men, like, what if you're getting pwned with testosterone all the time and you happen to drive faster? You can't tell me
that never being on testosterone
your whole life
and then you get testosterone,
you're going to drive faster.
So it's like, okay,
like, women are here
in terms of cost for insurance
and also rights in America.
No, women are here for cost
and then men
and then trans men
recharging the most.
That's kind of crazy.
And what is, yeah,
what is the legality of that?
Because they're just going off the numbers,
right? The insurance shit is an algorithm,
right? They just plug it in.
This is how often you guys get into accents.
This is how much accents cost. Okay,
you got to pay this. There's nothing
emotional about it. They charge men more, but
if they happen to find out that Asian
dudes are driving the fastest, they're not going to charge them more.
But that's what I find interesting because
the color of your car matters
but not the color of your skin. So literally
if you have a red car, they charge
you more for insurance because they're like, people are more
likely to break into red cars.
I thought it was easiest to spot for a
cop if it's like speeding or whatever.
I thought it was... At least maybe that's the logic
I retrofitted. I was told
break in, I just believe it, but I'd just be doing that shit sometimes.
Or do tax drive red cars. Maybe. I thought it was the correlation that people that in, I just believe it, but I just be doing that shit sometimes. Or douchebags drive red cars.
Maybe,
I thought it was the correlation that people that drive red cars
want to drive fast.
They want a red Ferrari.
I think you put
a car before the horse here.
I don't think they actually
charge men more.
I think men are just
charged more on average.
And people with red,
they're not charging people
with red cars more.
Miles, Miles,
shut the fuck up.
Isn't that the same thing?
No, I understand what you're saying.
When you started that
with that condescending,
I didn't like it.
Car before the horse. I liked his little pun that he put condescending and I didn't like it. Cart before the horse.
I liked his little pun
that he put in the beginning
which didn't get
enough appreciation
but I understand
what you're saying.
It's like men overall
pay more because we've been
in some fucking accidents
and shit.
He loves horse jokes, bro.
The second a horse joke
comes up he's like,
fuck.
I got that immediately.
I didn't.
I got that.
He bucked y'all off
but for me,
I stayed on for them
eight seconds, my boy.
No, I think that's
what you're trying to say. It's overall
cost, but I don't know if that's right. I think they
just straight up just charge men more.
But then that's the fucked up thing. It's like
this equality, like equality actually
screws over a lot of companies when you think about it.
You know what I mean? Like you're a security
agency and you gotta do security for
like some Indian guy. It's like nobody's
fucking shooting you. No one's robbing you.
You know what I mean? $25 a month, I'll kind of watch you as you go into Google and then watch you as you go back home.
Right?
But it's like a security company for a gangster rapper, you got to charge them a premium because you're putting yourself, like especially in beef time.
Like if you're a security company, it's like, well, what was the latest diss track?
Who was the diss track against?
Put in all the data.
Oh, the diss track against this gang, this gang's super violent.
Nah, price going up.
There's going to be high stakes.
It shouldn't be the same price?
Yeah, that's interesting.
I don't think it's the same price.
Well, but they can't be like,
you're black.
You know what I mean?
They can't say that.
They got to be like,
you are involved in gang violence
and yada, yada, yada.
Yeah.
I mean, that's how it should be.
You can't just look at a black guy with no gang violence.
You're black.
But that's what they do with gender.
That's why I'm trying to say it's kind of fucked up.
Because they do it with gender when it comes to cars.
At least that's what we're implying.
Yeah.
They just look at a woman and be like, all right.
Yeah.
You got a pussy.
This is how much you're a sexist.
Or the courts do it with fucking custody.
What do courts do with custody?
Yeah.
What's funny about this is apparently a bunch of activists are upset at this dude in Ecuador.
And nobody's,
they're all ignoring the fact
that there were kids getting abused
and he saved them from being abused.
Oh, yeah.
They're like,
how dare you pretend
to be somebody else
to save children?
Yeah.
Isn't it odd
that they're just like,
this is fucked up
and nobody's like,
yo, these poor kids
were getting abused for months.
Yo, also,
fighting for your kids
is motherly, though.
It is motherly.
He might be a woman, yo.
Like, if you're a dude,
like, dudes out there for full custody, that's some girly-ass shit. Yeah, yeah. He might be a woman, yo. If you a dude, dudes out there
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Jake Paul's now doing MMA.
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
Kind of genius, right?
Brilliant.
Can he get Nate
to do the fight?
Does he want Nate
to do the fight?
Well, what he said is,
he basically goes, Nate, I want to do a two-fight he want Nate to do the fight? Well, what he said is, he basically goes,
Nate, I want to do
a two-fight deal.
We do a boxing match first,
and then we can rematch
six months later
and in MMA.
Yeah.
Which is genius,
because you let him
get his get-back.
Yeah.
Now, you also let him
get his get-back,
but you could also just
retire after the first fight
and be like,
man, fuck you, I'm out.
Which would be
hilarious.
I'm not getting
my fucking ass kicked. I made my money. But the contract was stipulated, and, man, fuck you, I'm out. I'm not getting my fucking ass kicked.
I made my money.
But the contract was stipulated and there's no way you'd get paid out.
That's true.
There's no way you could get around that contract.
That's true. He would say, in order to get the full payment
or something.
Yeah, you have to complete both, whatever.
If someone forfeits due to injury, there's got to be a clause for that.
There's no way.
But I'm like, does he even want Nate
like I can't imagine
he beats Nate
in just a full on
MMA
oh MMA
there's no way
but in boxing
I think he gets fucked up though
yeah but he does
the boxing match first
it's not the same day
no
six months
so he has six months
to train MMA
I mean there's no way
look
I don't know if there's any way
but that being said
he doesn't have to do the fight, there's no way. Look, I don't know if there's any way, but that being said, he doesn't have to do the fight.
Like, there's no way.
That's my question.
Like, what is the hedge here?
So I think he takes him in boxing.
I think he can compete
and probably beat him in boxing.
Yeah.
He goes to the fucking ground
and they're grappling.
Like, or he just gets
fucking pummeled in the head.
Like, I don't see how this
ends well for him.
Yeah.
I don't see what the outcome of this
that's positive.
And either he has to pull out of the fight and look like a coward,
or he takes the fight and gets fucking his head busted.
Yeah.
Or he thinks he can actually beat him, which maybe he can.
Like, I'm not the fucking big going to bet against him.
I mean, Nate probably bulks up, but, like, Nate was fighting between 155 and 170,
and Jake is, like, a 200-pound guy that comes down a little bit.
So it's like,
that's a big difference.
I don't care how technical
you are.
Years of jujitsu,
fucking all that stuff.
Oh no,
MMA,
I think you give Nate
the advantage.
I think if Jake
was being honest,
he'd be like,
yeah,
he absolutely has the advantage.
He'll have the advantage,
but I don't think
it's going to be a cakewalk.
Yo,
I mean,
let's just keep it
a buck right here.
It's going to be a cakewalk.
If Jake-
50 pounds is huge.
If Jake connects,
he still connects
and now with the little gloves.
And Nate is a guy
who likes to strike.
Yeah.
He doesn't go grab your legs
when he does it.
He likes striking.
I think he would grapple
if he's fighting Jake.
I don't think he's going
to try to strike with Jake,
especially if he lost
a boxing match already.
True, true.
I thought maybe Jake
was doing this
because he knows,
not his skill,
but his boxing career
is more or less peaked
in the sense of like, he's probably too far behind the true good boxers who've been doing it their whole lives to beat them.
And he can keep piecing up these MMA guys, but how many of them are going to be good fights that draw?
There's two left.
There's Nate and Conor.
Conor, I don't know if he's going to want to fight.
So I think he's thinking, wasn't he like a wrestling high school badass or something?
Who was that, Jake? Jake. He did wrestle in high school. I think he's thinking, wasn't he like a wrestling high school badass or something? Who was that, Jake? Jake.
He did wrestle in high school. I think Logan
wrestled with him. I don't know if he was good, but I think he thinks
with my boxing being better than them,
I can maybe get my wrestling up
enough and probably have an ownership stake
in the league to make a lot of money this way.
I mean, the ownership stake is, wow.
Yeah, that's great. That's a boss move
to do. Yes.
And you're not going to get the best MMA fighters
because they're going to UFC.
And then Bellator.
So you're going to get MMA fighters that aren't,
I'm sure they're great,
but they're like third tier,
for lack of a better way to put it.
So he probably thinks,
all right, it's going to be lesser competition,
again, for lack of a better way to put it,
and there's not that many boxing fights left for me.
I can elevate this thing,
have an ownership stake, cash out.
This could be his prime.
Yeah, I guess I'm just curious
how much you can actually
create another lead
to compete
or another promotion
to compete with UFC.
I don't know if he needs
to promote
to compete with UFC.
I just think he needs
to cash out.
I don't think UFC is worth,
God, a billion,
billions of dollars.
Yeah.
I don't think he needs
to be worth billions of dollars.
I think if he's paying fighters
more than UFC is paying fighters,
then fighters are going to come.
But then where does that capital come from?
Yeah, where does the money come from?
Now he's in a whole different business.
Now he's not just doing promotion and fighting.
He's running and trying to run a league.
Or he just trusts the people that are running it,
and maybe they have capital he doesn't even know about.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I mean, at the end of the day, with the fighters,
let's say, for example, Saudi Arabia says they want to do a competitive UFC,
a competitive league with the UFC in the same way they did with golf.
And they just go, we'll just pay everybody twice as much as the UFC.
They could do it.
There's something insanely proprietary about UFC that makes it.
The fighters want to make money.
And if you just pay them, the reality is that the unknown fighters
in an unknown promotion don't make any money.
They just don't.
The promotion is what creates the eyeballs.
You know what I mean?
It's like, look at with boxers.
There are so many boxers out there that most people just don't know.
They can't hype themselves.
And if you have a promotional apparatus to hype up the fighters
and amplify the ones that are already good at hyping themselves up.
We've seen guys who are really good at hyping themselves
in the careers that they can build for themselves.
Like, it's amazing.
You see that Davis-Garcia fight?
Bro.
And to clarify, it's not Ryan Garcia.
There's a guy named Ramon Garcia, I think his name was.
And that was, he's a good fighter.
He's a good fighter, that guy.
And I think he was coming up in weight to fight Gervonta.
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to see was
the way that he
closed distance
his skill
his movement
like
the way he's like
corners off
and stuff like
he's like
young Mayweather
with power
but he's so different
than Mayweather
like the way that
he was stalking
yeah like
for me at least
like so different like the way that he was stalking. Yeah, like, for me, at least, like, so different.
Like, the way that he was stalking and, like, entering the danger zone,
entering the danger zone, getting a little closer,
making it a little bit more uncomfortable.
Young Mayweather.
But what Mayweather would do is Mayweather made his bones,
usually as, like, a counterpuncher.
So he would, like, bring on the attack, right?
And then he was just so difficult to hit.
And then he would counter in the most effective ways. Whereas, like, Gervonta will, like, bring on the attack, right? And then he was just so difficult to hit, and then he would counter in the most
effective ways, whereas Gervonta
will bring on the attack himself. He was
pushing the action, and
the other guy was good and caught him a few times.
There was a couple times where Gervonta got caught, and I was like,
ooh, if that punch lands, it was a
great chess match. It was a really
exciting, high IQ
fight. A high IQ fight.
It was really, and with action. Usually you have IQ, not a lot of action. This was high IQ.. Like a high IQ fight. It was really, and with action.
Usually you have high IQ, not a lot of action.
This was high IQ.
They're both trying to set each other up for counters.
So they're like, one guy's faking a jab
to see if that guy will throw another punch
so that he can throw another punch.
And that guy's waiting for that other punch
to throw one on top of it.
So there was like these three or four punch exchanges
where each person was missing,
but by like a fraction of a second.
It was like some shit you see in action movies.
You know, like.
Like a choreographed fight.
It felt like that.
That shit was great.
But yeah, Javante's special, man.
Yeah.
I'll be honest, I don't know Ryan Garcia that well.
Like I've seen a lot of his social media stuff, but I haven't seen a lot of his fights.
And outside of devastating power in that left hand that he has, he's like this
incredibly powerful and fast left hook. If Gervonta can mitigate that, I don't see what
Ryan can do to handle the skill set that Gervonta has. I mean, it's just like closing distance,
hitting without getting hit,
like putting you in uncomfortable angles and positions,
like taking away your tools.
Incredible head movement.
Was it fair or did he just, was it, what round did it end?
Oh, it was a TKO in the ace, I believe.
Okay.
Because he hit him so hard,
the guy went blind in his right eye.
And he couldn't continue.
He hit him in the head, and then he said like, my visual field, I just couldn't see.
Whoa.
And then he was like, I didn't know where I was.
It was like a very honest, open combo afterwards.
It was pretty cool.
You rarely see fighters admit to that.
In a fight where the guy was even on the scorecards to a lot of people.
I mean, on the scorecards there, I think they had Gervonta up.
But, like, I was watching it.
At that point, I was like, yeah, this is an even fight.
Gervonta was coming on.
So he actually put on, like, he put on a good show.
And Gervonta, what seems like he does is the first few rounds kind of feels you out.
That's similar to Floyd.
And that is, yeah.
That's what it reminds me of.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, look, there are definitely similarities to Floyd.
But I think that because of the power that Gervonta possesses, he's more comfortable being on the
attack, where Floyd, as he went up
in weight, didn't have that same knockout power, so he
was like, I'm going to win on points,
and I'm going to get really
on target shots, but they're not going to be
I'm just sitting here trying to crush you.
Where Gervonta knows is I can put myself in danger
zone because if I connect.
Yeah. And the guy fucking,
Gervonta hits him, and the guy said, I didn't know where
I was. Yeah. Like, that's
crazy. Yeah. And he's in the corner.
He's going, I can't see. Like, he's
confused by it. It's like weirdly, like,
vulnerable. Like, there's something actually really charming
about that. I love, I love it.
That's the one thing I don't like
when fighters have egos
after a fight. I don't understand you gotta sell your next
one, but one of my favorite things about boxers
or just fighters in general is like,
after you lose, when the winner also has no ego.
There's nothing to prove.
Like I just beat you.
You can't have an ego.
And I don't need to have one.
And it's really cool.
You just see them, hey, good match, blah, blah, blah.
Like even Conor, who's like the most masterful promoter,
ego, everything, like when he knocked out Jose Aldo, he was going, I'm sorry, bro. He said, blah, blah. Even Conor, who's the most masterful promoter, ego, everything, when he knocked out
Jose Aldo, he was going, I'm sorry, bro.
He said, I'm sorry. Not sorry
he knocked him out, but that's not how
you gotta go out. You were undefeated for fucking
nine years or some shit like that, and then I hit you
with a straight left
leg.
The first 10 seconds.
And he goes, I'm sorry. We can run it back.
We can run it back. That is, you never see Connor that humble.
Yeah.
But that's like a cool moment.
And that's the best time to be humble is in victory.
You have nothing to prove.
It's weirdly because he's so much less humble in failure.
Yeah.
Like, it's when he loses that he's least humble.
I think a lot of athletes are like that.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, that's also where the insecurity comes out, right?
Yeah.
He goes, you know, muffling that insecurity.
Oh, that's so, yeah.
Speaking of Connor, what's up with his man, Dylan?
So I don't know what's going on, Dylan.
Dylan texted me the other night to hang,
and I was doing shows, and I was like,
what happened with this fight?
And then he literally just started telling you guys,
he just texted me now, we'll talk about it live.
And it's like, Dylan has put himself in this weird position
where it's like, it appears as if he's doing these,
even accepting the fight as a way to get attention.
And I'm sure there's a way to maybe monetize that attention.
But now you're putting yourself in a situation
where it's like, is everything for an attention?
And if everything is just for the attention,
now you're manipulating me or like using me
to give you the platform, you know,
which I don't like, like. Yeah. I don't think, yeah, I don't know if I said this on the to give you the platform, you know, which I don't like.
Like, yeah.
I don't think, yeah.
I don't know if I said this on the pod or off the pod,
but I don't think he's fighting again, period.
I didn't think he was going to fight KSI.
I think probably something is wrong.
And we had fun when he was on the pod.
I'm not trying to hate,
but I think there might be something wrong with him,
like in his body.
Yeah.
But how do you maintain relevance? I kind of empathize with it.
Like the only way he can make money his whole life
is fighting. Now he can't fight
so how do you try to make money when you can't fight?
That's a really interesting thing.
Or if you're really good at generating
attention which he is and being
controversial which he is you can like him
or hate him but either way you're going to enjoy
loving or hating him. Yeah but he doesn't get paid
by just signing up to a fight
and never fighting.
I'm sure there's some
side money in short-term.
I think he's getting paid
from audience and like,
from like having...
Appearances or whatever.
Having audience and influence,
I think he makes money from.
Yeah, I get that.
But if he just keeps doing this,
you think that's going to...
No, I think...
It's a short-term hustle.
I think this is his last chance.
I don't think we're buying it again.
Whoever he fights.
Matt, I don't think
nobody's going to, but the amount of people who are going to be like, oh, I want to see this, it's going to drop by we're buying it again. Whoever he fights. Matt, I don't think nobody's going to,
but the amount of people who are going to be like,
oh, I want to see this,
it's going to drop by like 50% every time.
And has he said anything?
He hasn't.
He just, he pulled out the fight and hasn't said a word.
There's one more fight that he could do
and then pull out of.
But I think that people give him one more chance.
And that is a jujitsu fight against Gordon Ryan.
That'd be crazy.
And like, because they, I guess, tied earlier in their career.
And then like, people still see Dylan as a jujitsu guy.
And Gordon went on to have, you know, the most incredible career in jujitsu in history.
He's the most dominant, you know, submission grappler ever.
It's unbelievable what this guy's fucking done.
And I'm watching it as like super casual from the side,
but like the level of dominance,
you know,
you're talking about
Michael Jordan type shit.
Like this is,
and I think that people
would have an appetite
for one more thing,
but.
But it'd be risky
for a fighter
to take on a fight with him
if they are going to be like,
okay,
I'm going to go to camp
and I got.
Oh,
they'll never do it again.
It's like,
okay,
I spent the last four weeks
in camp.
Yeah.
And now I, you know, there's nothing to show for it
my opponent pulled out
like that sucks
even if you pull out early
and even if it's for a valid reason
if it happens multiple times
it's like
it's not trustworthy
for me to put my body
through this pain
for no outcome
I think you're onto something
Akash
because if he could
physically do it
why not
this guy has
dedicated his life
to combat
like it's not like
he hasn't been in the fucking
octagon. He was. He was in Bellator. He had
two fights against guys who go out there and they
dedicate their life to beating the shit out of people.
So the only reason
why I can see why he
wouldn't is if there's an actual physical
ailment. And I know he's a troll, so
it's easy to be like, oh, he's a pussy.
The guy trained for his entire life.
You're not a pussy if you train for your entire life. You're he's that. The guy trained for his entire life. You're not a pussy
if you train for your entire life.
You're not ducking fights
if you train for your entire life.
You haven't trained for 25, 30 years
or whatever and then be like,
yeah, I'm just not into it.
I'm going to just keep building up
and ducking out.
So like I empathize with him.
I'm not trying to like jump on the pile.
I don't know if he's going to fight again.
Hopefully he can,
but I just don't see it.
Yeah.
And it is a-
That sucks.
Yeah, it is a shame because he had that spirited interview with Ariel Helwani.
And that interview got crazy views.
So there was this interest.
There's at least an interest on seeing people dunk on him.
And that's what Ariel really laid in.
And Ariel ended up being right.
I think Ariel also called.
He's like, I don't think that this fight is going to happen.
And it's like, but the shame is it's a missed opportunity. People want
to see you fight.
Whether they want to see you get beaten up or not,
doesn't matter. People pay the same price
of admission. Like, they love you, they hate you.
So, it's,
yeah, what a shame. I feel bad for
KSI and Lowkey. Yeah, me too.
You're putting your body through this shit.
It's the second time in a row.
Last time we were in London, remember the other guy pulled out,
whoever he's supposed to fight.
Yeah, I forget who that was.
And then he ended up taking on,
he ended up doing...
His brother, the boxer's brother.
Oh!
Tommy Shuri?
Oh, yeah.
Wait, was Tommy supposed to fight KSI?
No, he was going to fight Jake.
No, who was KSI going to fight?
And then he ended up fighting Swarms,
I think his name was?
Yeah.
He was like hyped, I can't remember.
Some guy he doesn't like genuinely.
Oh, Johnny Tsunami or something like that.
The Disney guy?
No, Alex Wasabi.
Alex Wasabi.
I knew it was something like that.
Alex Wasabi.
Johnny Tsunami is close.
Yeah, it was close.
It was close.
Is that a Japanese word?
Yeah, tsunami.
Come on, bro.
Tsunami is a Japanese word.
That's not Japanese.
There's just a big one that hit Japan one time.
It sounds like it could be a Japanese word.
Tsunami.
Tsunami.
I think that's a Japanese word, bro.
Of course it's a Japanese word.
The T-S makes me think,
as S makes me think it could be Japanese.
Tsunami.
All right, let's see.
That doesn't make me think it's Japanese.
All right, let me try again.
It's Japanese.
It's Japanese.
Idiot.
Fucking racist.
Fucking homeschooled asshole.
What does it mean? It means harbor wave. Yeah. Come on, let me try again. It's Japanese. Idiot. Fucking racist. What does it mean?
It means harbor wave.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
Tsunami.
Why are you saying it like you knew that?
You just Googled it also, motherfucker.
Why is he acting like he knew?
Go and check Mazkadoo.
He was acting like he knew it the whole time.
Mazkadoo, no rope.
It means harbor wave.
Dude, it means literally harbor wave.
You get to it.
Yeah.
Dude, it means harbor wave, you fucking idiot.
How did you not know that?
Son, it means tsunami.
Whatever it means in English is up to y'all,
but for us, it means tsunami.
What do you mean us?
I'm f***ing f***ed.
Why are you doing that?
I told you I can't say that.
Yeah, not on the podcast.
You can.
Yeah, you can, bro.
I can.
Oh, okay.
Wait, can I go like... Come on the podcast. You can. Yeah, you can, bro. I can. Oh, okay. Wait, can I go like...
Come on, Al.
No, but like if you see a tsunami in the distance,
we all look Japanese.
Like...
I'm just saying.
Like when you're looking for it...
That's why...
It's the land of the rising sun, bro.
That's why they call it that, dude, because it's sun-need.
It is sun, not me.
It is, dude.
Okay, guys.
Yeah.
Can we talk?
There's one other big thing we need to talk about.
Okay, Prince Harry.
Speaking about humility, okay?
A lot of humility.
We got to talk about this guy, Prince Harry.
He's extremely, extremely humble.
I mean this sincerely. Prince Harry and Meghan, we don't Yo, yo, let me tell you something. I mean this sincerely.
Prince Harry and Meghan,
we don't give a fuck.
America don't give a fuck about you.
A lot of people care, dude.
We don't care about the royal family.
They got a Netflix show.
We never cared about nothing
that had to do with y'all.
1775 was the last time we gave a fuck.
You don't even give them the whole year?
You don't even give them 76?
For that whole year, we cared, yo,
because we were like,
are we still going to be part of it?
But when 1776 came around,
we didn't give a flying fuck about y'all.
Keep your shows, keep your drama,
keep all that nonsense.
That's for you British people to fake care about.
We do not give a fuck.
We don't care.
They be fake caring, bro.
They fucking fake care.
I want to hear the gossip.
I'm the only one that wants to hear
what comes out in this book.
That's that British influence on Indian people.
They fucked that into you.
They fucked that into you.
You're still British.
I ain't British.
You're British.
I'm from Scotland, son.
You're British.
Bro, that's the most
fucked up shit I saw
from colonization.
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
You put a musket up?
What is going on?
We're getting
different weapons down here.
I thought you were jerking someone up.
We're getting a giant dick in there. I'm on my Elmer going on? We're getting different weapons now. I thought you were jerking someone off real quick.
I thought you had a giant dick.
I'm on my Elmer foot, bro.
You better watch out now.
How big is that dick you just jerked off right there, bro?
Huge.
Huge.
Okay?
The king's dick.
We don't care about Megan.
We don't care about Harry.
Yeah, that might have been an Indian thing, bro.
Indians got some great traditions, bro. Yeah, we're going to get to that one in a second, but hold on.
Hold on, we're going to get to that one.
Yeah, that's a great story.
Hold on, we're going to get to that one in a second, but just to clear up this Harry Megan shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you explain first off?
We don't care about that.
We don't gossip about it.
That's what I'm saying.
Thank you.
We like gossip.
I want to gossip.
I want to gossip.
We like shitting on people that we don't like.
Yeah, that's true.
We think they're important.
Yeah.
You know?
That is true.
First of all, Harry and Meghan are the wackest motherfuckers because they really don't realize that people don't like. Yeah, that's true. They think they're important. Yeah. You know? That is true. First of all,
Harry and Meghan
are the wackest motherfuckers
because they really don't realize
that people don't care about them.
Like, they moved to Montecito.
Like, this is the fancy part
of Santa Barbara, right?
And they were, like,
renting out the restaurants
and being like,
it just needs to be just us
when we go out to eat here.
Y'all are broke.
Y'all got no money
compared to the people.
British guy with red hair?
Y'all got no money
compared to the people. You think people think that he's Ed Sheeran? Yes. I think that's what he's afraid of. Yes. I think he's afraid Y'all are broke. Y'all got no money. British guy with red hair? Y'all got no money.
You think people think that he's Ed Sheeran?
I think that's what
he's afraid of.
Yes.
I think he's afraid
of red guy with British accent
walks around
and they're gonna think
I'm fucking Ed Sheeran
or something.
Yo, that's crazy.
He's being mistaken.
That motherfucker's mistaken.
If he walks around security,
we think he's someone else.
The best he's gonna get
is Santino.
Andrew Santino, we found a character he could actually play.
Oh, his episode ain't out yet.
They don't even know.
It will eventually be out.
Yeah, it will eventually be out.
Santino's more famous than Harry.
That's true.
Santino's more known than Harry.
That's definitely not true.
That's not.
I can't pick out Harry on the street.
I can't pick out Harry on the street. I can't pick out Harry on the street.
You don't know no Harry jokes, bro.
Harry had a podcast.
He had a fire joke, bro.
He had this Nazi joke he did on Halloween one time.
Yeah, yeah.
Where he dressed up as a Nazi.
Yeah, you saw that.
That was awesome.
That was crazy, right?
That was funny.
What was he called?
Kanye?
Yeah.
He tried to blame it on William and Kate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was he doing? That was Kanye? Yeah. He tried to blame it
on William and Kate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What'd he say?
I don't know.
I just read the headline, bro.
Yeah, the audio book
didn't come out yet.
Yeah, the audio book
didn't come out
because the audio book
comes out.
He's going to read it
in British, too?
Yeah, I know anything
about this shit
because I really don't.
I know a few things.
Okay, go.
So basically,
he dressed up as a Nazi
and he said that they
encouraged him to do it
and it was like an Africa party or whatever. Okay, go. So basically, he dressed up as a Nazi and he said that they encouraged him to do it and it was like
an Africa party
or whatever.
Yeah, it was basically
an Africa party
and he dressed up
as a Nazi general
that went to Africa
or some shit.
So he's like,
I wasn't a Hitler,
I was a good Nazi.
I mean, the Nazis
did go to Africa.
And they encouraged me
to be this guy,
blah, blah, blah.
Nah, B.
That's what he claimed,
apparently.
How old was he? I don't know. I think he was like late or like 20s, blah. And that like, nah, B. That's what he claimed, apparently. How old was he?
I don't know.
I think he was like late
or like 20s, early.
What else did he say?
He said he killed
25 Taliban.
Yeah, he called it
knocking chess pieces
off a board.
Yeah.
That's kind of fire,
to be honest with you.
But like,
how did he kill him?
That's kind of fire,
to be honest with you.
How did he kill him?
Yeah.
You think he like,
with a gun shot him?
Musket.
I don't think they're putting him in the position where he could be shot.
Maybe he's a sniper.
Maybe he's a sniper, a trained sniper.
Maybe his cap.
Maybe he busted a cap?
No, maybe his cap.
He ain't kill no 25 Taliban motherfucker.
Why would he lie about that?
Why would he lie about killing people?
So did we talk about it?
Lying about killing people?
Who was that politician that lied about being a POW?
George Santos?
He lied about everything else.
No, he lied about literally everything.
There was one other guy.
Fuck, I forgot his name.
Did George Santos lie any more than the average politician?
Yes.
Here's my feeling.
Yeah.
Let me tell you why.
I don't know the full story, to be honest with you.
I took us into a place I wouldn't prepare for.
But this is what I think is so interesting
about the Sandoz thing,
is usually politicians lie
about what they're going to do for you.
And they all lie.
And everything they promise,
they don't deliver on, and it's all lies.
He lied about who he was and what he went through.
Yeah.
And I think it's really funny
that now what gets you elected
is lying about who you are,
not lying about what you can do for people.
That's right.
Because we're so desensitized
to the lies of the politicians.
It don't work no more to tell me
you're going to do something for me
because I don't think you're going to do anything.
So we're buying into you.
Now you got to be fucking trans,
Holocaust survivor,
all these other fucking things he said.
And I think, is that what you're saying
that like
we've spent so long
with people being like
hey I'm gonna help
the black community
people are like
fuck that
we're not trusting
lives anymore
tell me you black
we're just gonna vote
for a black guy
cause then at least
I know you're not
gonna work against us
at least be black
and that's what he did
like I don't know
I just think it's like
we get caught up
in this crazy story
and it's absolutely
crazy story what he did
but there is a kernel of truth in it that's really fascinating,
which is politicians almost ran out of shit to lie about.
And then he was like, there's a whole lot more.
That's wild, right?
And it works.
The only difference is that when politicians lie about what they're going to do,
they can still say like, oh, I was trying, but the other side is blocking me.
But this, you can't like take back
any of these lies. No, they're blocking him, bro.
They're blocking him from being a trans.
He was trying, they started blocking him.
He was trying. Lying about where you are
way different than lying about what you're going to do.
That's way different. The only places I promise I'm going to take my wife,
we ain't going.
But I am who I say I am.
But eventually you could. One day you could.
That hope. Yeah, that's why it's less bad.
There's a hope you could lower taxes.
Like Al said,
there's plausible deniability.
That's a very important thing.
And you saying,
hey, I've fought to lower taxes.
How can you put me wrong?
Yeah, exactly.
But saying I am something I'm not,
it's like, well,
now you are a fucking liar.
No, you're 100% right.
I'm just saying there is,
it is an interesting time
that we would rather just identify with the politician because we know that they're not going to do nothing for us anyway.
And I think that's the thing we could take away from this.
The crazy part is that, like, when two politicians are running against each other, they vet and they look into somebody's past.
How did they miss all of these things?
Son, this guy was the laziest opponent ever.
How did he miss?
He lied about where he worked.
He lied about graduating school.
His mother.
His mother, bro.
He was like his grandparents were Holocaust survivors.
That's nuts, man.
That's the only thing that he ain't lying about.
Really?
Well, they survived.
They wasn't there, but they did survive.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, imagine someone trying to call him on that shit
and he was like,
well, did they survive?
They didn't die, did they make it?
Yeah.
How am I here?
They were born in 1963,
but did they make it?
That's funny.
Like, yeah.
If someone lies about
who they are to get into office
and we find out it's a lie,
should we vote to take them out?
Yes.
Can you do that?
Yes.
I think it depends
on the size of that lie.
But I think you should
let that be up to the vote.
If people are like,
ah, it's a little lie,
whatever.
Do you want to re-vote?
If, like,
part of the reason you got in
is because you said,
hey, I'm this, I'm this, I'm this,
and everyone was like,
oh, I like you
because of this, isn't this.
Yeah.
Then you got in
under false pretenses.
The people from his district
are telling him to step down.
They should do that.
From both sides.
But should there be
a legal precedent
that like, hey,
if you do this
and we find out it's a lie,
you can get re-voted out.
Yeah, if you lied about
kind of who you are,
if you lied,
not if you lied about promises
because they all lied,
but if you lie about
shit in your control,
what Akash was saying earlier.
Yeah, and things that are
verifiably like,
okay, this is not true.
It should be a re-vote.
Yeah, 100%.
But now they're going to get him
on campaign finances
because like,
all of a sudden,
he went from making like $55,000 for like the past five years But now they're going to get him on campaign finances. Because like all of a sudden. Oh, he's running all that money through.
He went from making like $55,000 for like the past five years to all of a sudden one year he made like $700,000.
That's all you motherfuckers.
Wow.
He started a lemonade stand?
That's crazy, dude.
He donated his campaign some crazy amount of money.
So it's just like somebody came with the big bag.
Be like, we're tapping you to be, to run.
You got to do what you got to do to make it.
And then it's crazy.
But ain't that on us a little bit too?
Like, isn't on us the voters that we're doing this?
Like, we're just looking for representation instead of like the best person for the job?
And none of us vote locally.
I'm not going to vote locally.
I vote locally.
Gay.
I'm not going to do that.
That's super gay. I'll take it. But? I'm not gonna do that. That's super gay.
I'll take it.
But I just think
that is a kind of
interesting thing
is like,
like if we just went out
for the best person
for the job,
regardless if it was like,
I think this goes to
what we were speaking
about earlier.
Hopefully it's in the episode
when we were talking about
um,
uh,
ba-da-ba-ba,
maybe it was
the car insurance
or that kind of stuff.
But exactly like,
if you're not judging a book by its cover, you're just judging a book by how well they fucking drive the car insurance or that kind of stuff. But exactly like, if you're not judging a book by its cover,
you're just judging a book
by how well they fucking drive the car,
and that's how much you gotta pay, right?
And it's like,
if we are looking for the best person for the job,
whether they're a fucking Jewish guy
who's 64 years old,
whether they're a Chilean chick who's 23,
if they are just the best person for the job
and we just remove the identity politics,
then maybe we'll end up with that.
But we're so caught up
in the identity politics
that we're rooting for these people,
we're voting for these people
that might not even be
the best for the job.
And if they are,
their qualifications can't just be
that they check off boxes.
You know, like...
Yeah.
It's just how do you know
who's the best for the job?
Yeah.
They all lie.
Yeah.
I mean, you can at least read
what they're going to try to do.
Oh, no, that's what...
That goes back to them lying about what they're going to try to do. Oh, no, that's what- But that goes back to the line
about what they're going to try to do.
That's what I was saying.
Like, is this the readjustment?
Like, you know, the readjustment
we were talking about,
the guy who won the custody.
Is that the overcorrection?
Yeah.
Like, will this be the overcorrection?
We'll be like, all right,
well, maybe we should stop
just voting people in for identity.
And then this one is like,
all right, maybe we should stop
just letting people say their whatever
so that they can win their kids back.
Maybe we need another kind of system.
The way you get a politician to do what you want them to do is you got to pay them a lot of money.
Yeah.
So I'm wondering, how much money do you have to pay to get them to do even like a little thing?
Do you know?
Like, how much are these super PACs paying?
Like millions of dollars?
But he was doing this before them.
Like, the dude was, like, the dude, like, lived with another dude and was, like, selling him these dreams about all this other shit.
He's just a manipulative, power-hungry motherfucker.
But all these politicians, they're all willing to bend things for money.
So I'm like, could you pay a politician a couple hundred thousand just to get him to do a small thing?
Just include you in a speech?
Oh, yeah.
How much could that cost?
I mean, Obama-
Genuine question.
Lil Wayne paid Obama to mention him in the speech.
You didn't remember that?
Is that true?
Yes.
Is that true?
Lil Wayne paid him $400,000 to mention him.
Worth it.
That shit is hella worth it if you do that.
So you say on the record, that's what happened?
That's what you're saying?
Last podcast on the left, tell me I'm lying.
Isn't that his podcast
or something like that?
Isn't that a serial killer podcast?
What the fuck was that?
The last podcast on the left
is a serial killer podcast.
I thought it was a liberal podcast.
What the fuck was that?
What was that podcast
that was like?
He said it so copy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell Me I'm Lying.
Tell Me I'm Lying,
last podcast on the left.
You're lying.
No, there was a podcast.
Isn't that a serial killer podcast?
I don't think so. With a comic. What's his there was a podcast. Isn't that a serial killer podcast? I think so.
With a comic.
What's his name?
Ben something.
Yeah, they cover serial killer shit.
Oh, my bad.
I'm thinking about a liberal podcast.
What is it?
Like a bunch of guys,
one of the guys who used to write the speeches for Obama?
Oh, This is America.
Serial.
No, This is America.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, not This is America.
This American Life.
This American Life.
That's the one.
Are you sure it's that one?
I don't think it's that one.
The Fresh Air podcast.
It's something with America.
Pod Save America.
Pod Save America.
See, see.
Thank you, Shub.
You let go of Cocker.
All right, so come back in.
What were you trying to say?
We don't even know that podcast.
That's how red-pulled we are.
We don't even know that podcast. We don't know anypulled we are. We don't even know that podcast.
Thought that shit was
last podcast on the left.
Doesn't that sound like
a liberal podcast?
Doesn't that sound like
the last podcast?
No, it does,
but it's such a popular podcast.
The last podcast on the left,
there's no more podcasts
for liberals.
We're the last one on the left.
That's the last one.
Yeah.
It's such a popular podcast.
Probably by liberal cucks. It's probably liberal cucks that listen. Yeah. It's such a popular podcast. Probably by liberal cucks.
It's probably liberal cucks
that listen to it.
It's a serial killer podcast.
All our girlfriends
are probably listening to it.
It's the liberal cucks.
They are.
They're more liberal
than us probably.
They're all fucking liberal cucks.
You know what I mean?
Manistere, Red Bull.
Yeah, yeah.
100%.
You could pay literally Joe Biden,
I honestly think,
$100,000.
He'd forget.
He mentions the podcast.
He'd forget. In his speech, he. He'd forget. He mentions the podcast. He'd forget.
In his speech, he'd go, oh, this is a flagrant podcast.
No, we could get somebody, though, that's more cognizant or whatever.
Pelosi.
Like, you could pay her and you could make her slip in a funny word.
Say titties in your next speech.
Just say it.
Yeah, she would.
And we'll give you $100,000.
What about AOC?
You could get her.
I genuinely think if you pay enough money, you could get her to fit you in a speech.
How much do you think it would cost
for her to talk about the four locos?
How much do you think it would cost?
AOC?
Yeah, AOC.
Because she don't take donations, right?
Everyone takes donations.
It just got to be big enough.
She taking donations of ginger.
Harry's fucking AOC, son. Harry is. That's in the book. I'll get this book. Take AOC, son.
Harry is, man.
That's in the book.
I'm getting this book.
Take it over, son.
I'm getting this book.
The guy that wrote A-Team is fucking AOC.
For real.
That's crazy.
Talk about Ed like that, son.
Talk about my boy Ed like that.
Anyway, we got to find a politician to go donate a bunch of money to and change American politics.
All right?
Stupid as waste of money.
Let's do it.
I think we got to do it.
Is there any more topics? Can we just do feelings, no facts, and just rifle through a bunch of things super quick? Yeah, it's stupid. It's a waste of money. Let's do it. I think we got to do it. Is there any more topics?
Can we just do feelings, no facts,
and just rifle through a bunch of things super quick?
Yes, we can.
So I'm just going to say them,
and we can just go, all right?
All right, bro.
All right, well, there's this awesome Indian tradition
I've been dying to tell you guys about.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is awesome.
Have you seen this, Akash?
How do you know about this, Akash?
No, I don't know if I...
This might be another story I think you're talking about.
Have you seen this?
This is a beautiful thing.
Someone actually posted this in the Flanker subreddit.
It's so beautiful.
This is so amazing.
I can't wait.
So this is basically a tradition that happens in the northwest part of India
where basically the man will suck on his mother's breast.
Oh!
Yeah, buddy.
Son.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, buddy.
Get some more, fam. Yo, get some more, buddy. Son. Oh, shit. Yeah, buddy. Get some more, fam.
Yo, get some more, fam.
Like, you ain't done that before?
And this is basically to acknowledge, like, okay, I'll never forget my mother.
I know where I came from, even though I'm going to be sucking on my wife's titty from now on.
But this is actually where I started, okay?
You all didn't do that?
Oh, wow.
That's crazy.
So this is him getting a little taste right there.
And then the photo op where he kind of poses.
Son, y'all really do me fucking butt, son.
Y'all all suck your mom's dick.
What's the big deal?
This guy's 35.
Come on, bro.
Say what?
Come on.
Y'all that horny, bro?
Yo, her eyes rolled to the back of her head.
Go look back at the stuff.
She was enjoying that shit, bro.
Look at this.
Oh my, oh. Yo, back at the stuff. She was enjoying that shit. Bro. Look at this. Oh my.
Oh.
Yo.
He went for it.
Oh.
Did you see the eye roll?
I saw that, bro.
Her eyes rolled
to the back of her head.
Her shoes curled
the other way.
You can't make
your mom feel good.
Nope.
Bro, not like that.
Not like that.
All y'all suck your mom's titties.
Her eyes probably
rolled in the back of her head.
He's holding a coconut.
Look at that.
Are you a fed formula?
You look like a formula.
I look like a fucking formula.
That's why you ain't shit.
Now, is it true that this is a popular tradition
and that it's often replaced with a cup of milk,
a glass of milk at weddings?
No, I've never heard this.
You've never heard this?
No.
You were at my wedding.
Did I have milk?
Oh, no, no.
Oh, my God.
Now?
Now, son?
Wow.
Now you want to be quiet?
Literally, I was talking to Shu about this earlier today.
I showed this and I was like, bro, this is unbelievable.
Have you ever heard of this?
And he was like, bro, I've never seen this in my life.
That's so fucking weird.
And then I started reading about it.
I was like, oh, yeah, in this part of fucking India, part of the cultures, they do this.
And sometimes they replace it with a glass of milk where they drink it as like a ceremonial thing.
And Shu immediately goes, oh, yeah, the glass of milk. Everyone knows that. I know about the glass of milk where they drink it as like a ceremonial thing. And Shu immediately goes, oh yeah, the glass of milk.
Everyone knows that.
I know about the glass of milk, duh.
And I was like,
oh, that's just a symbol for sucking your mom's titty?
And he's like, oh yeah, I never knew that.
All milk is just a replacement for titty milk.
Yeah, that is true.
All milk is a replacement for titty milk.
That is true.
You drink substitute titty milk,
you drink substitute titty milk.
I drink almond milk.
You probably drink almond milk,
which is even gayer.
That's not gayer.
I drink nut milk, bro. Once you're gay about nut milk. Yeah, that's true. Once gay? I drink almond milk. You probably drink almond milk, which is even gayer. That's not gayer. I drink nut milk, bro.
Once you're gay about nut milk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Once gay about drinking some nut milk.
Let's fire this tradition.
We don't do it, but God bless us.
Why don't you do it?
Can I ask you respectfully, is that something that you would do?
No, I did not do it.
If it was part of tradition.
I was at your wedding.
That's all I remember.
You didn't do it.
I thought you did do it.
I thought it was possible you did it.
You're talking about my mom right now.
Keep that in mind.
Keep that in mind.
I know.
You're talking about my mom.
Keep that in mind.
I'm not saying it's your mom.
I'm saying you can get a substitute.
You can get someone to...
No!
That's a good-ass idea,
throwing in the sub for the titty sub.
That's what your wife is,
is a substitute mom.
What are we talking about here?
That's a good point.
Wait a minute.
So what did the brown stuff,
what did that symbolize?
What brown stuff?
That was the mud.
Wait a minute.
What brown stuff?
Remember they gave us?
Oh, we was eating?
Oh my God,
the sticky brown.
Welcome to Mudfuckers.
No way.
How did we not think
of this before now?
They basically nutted in mud,
mixed it all up,
and then made us eat that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what that is.
What type of fucking tradition is that?
Prasad, dude.
That's Prasad.
Golly, Al.
Why didn't you tell me that shit?
I was scarfing them things down.
I had at least two handfuls.
I went back for seconds.
You were rolling face, bro.
I was.
Delicious, dude.
Oh, my God.
Okay, if you were at one of your friends' weddings and they did that,
would you have any issue with that at all?
I would be a little bit perturbed, I think.
A little bit perturbed.
And then how would you—
That he was hogging it?
Yeah, how would you—
How would you word it?
How would you word it to them?
I think I would just be like,
what the fuck is happening right now?
I think I would just be like.
You'd be respectful of his culture.
You'd be respectful.
Yeah, I think I'd be like,
anybody else notice titties are getting sucked in public?
Yeah.
Can I also ask another question?
Is the titty that accessible from the sari like that?
That it's just one bra?
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
really do they wear bras do god when we wear bras there's um yeah the cloth that's not that's like
the bra there's a bra built in i believe oh am i wrong should tell me if i'm wrong
don't even answer let's just sit in this for a little bit hold on so you're gonna tell me in a
spool of silk there's a bra magically built in.
No, there's a thing
that goes around
like a halter
that goes around the breasts.
That's a separate piece.
Oh, it's a separate piece?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so it's not built in.
Okay, okay.
No, I'm saying
the bra padding
might be built
into that separate piece.
Ah, gotcha, gotcha.
There's an undergarment.
Yeah.
Gotcha, okay.
So it's not like
a typical bra
we would think of in the West.
It's not like you hook up
in the whole Saudi
in one, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's what
I thought you were saying.
You put on that piece
and then you drape the Saudi over it.
I mean, this is a beautiful tradition.
Honestly, it really is.
I really think it is.
I have another beautiful tradition.
Ronaldo is able to rewrite Sharia law
instead of having to marry his girlfriend.
That's fire.
Yeah.
Inshallah.
So basically, he got traded
to, what is it, Al-Nasir,
which is the Arab team.
And they have a law in Saudi Arabia. Yeah, it's the Arab team. And they have a law in Saudi Arabia.
Yeah, it's the Saudi team.
And they have a law
in Saudi Arabia that says,
hey, if you're not married,
you can't live together.
Yeah, it's called Sharia law.
Yeah, I mean,
that's what some people call it.
Some people call it,
you know,
the modest rules.
Yeah.
No one calls it that.
Nobody.
But they broke the rules for us.
I was thinking,
I was trying to think of something.
I was like,
is there something funnier
than Sharia?
I don't know. I was just going to keep moving. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I was thinking I was trying to think of something I was like is there something funnier than this for real I was just gonna keep moving
I was gonna say
I was gonna say
I was just thinking
I was like
give my her mom chocolate
okay
look up harbor waves
my old man
okay
so
let's just talk about it
let's just talk about it
let's just talk about it
okay
um
I was told
that this law
doesn't really apply
to foreigners
yeah but it's a fun way of making Ronaldo the goat I was told that this law doesn't really apply to foreigners.
Yeah.
But it's a fun way of making Ronaldo the goat.
Like he's so impactful, he could get them to change Sharia law.
That's kind of crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, I was actually looking at it from Southeast point of view.
Which is? And I was just like, yo, the Middle East is coming for the PR crown almost.
Like the way we've always kind of looked at it,
a place that's inaccessible and we'll go travel to Europe
or America or wherever,
the Middle East is going to become a big tourist destination, I think.
And I really think they're using all of their wealth
and just buying positive PR in the best way.
They're getting Ronaldo.
They got the World Cup.
That's the most, I don't think it's an accident
they got the most popular sport in the world
to have their World Cup in the Middle East.
You know what I mean?
Like, then let's get the most popular player,
maybe second,
to come to our league.
We'll pay him $400 million.
Money means nothing to us
because we have so much oil money,
and now it's invested in everything.
It's just making money.
We're the richest place in the world,
and now it's gonna,
and then we'll, you know,
we'll tweak the laws enough
that you guys will overlook
whatever fuck shit we're doing and be like, let's just go visit the Middle East.
Now,
for everybody that was like,
yo, the West has been ruined by capitalism
and all these other things, and they have
no laws, they have no,
not laws, but they have no morality,
they've lost their virtue,
now that you're seeing Middle Eastern
countries start to
sacrifice some of their
morality and laws and virtue through capitalism,
can they really
question how it's happened in the West?
Or is this just a
natural process? Is it almost like some
shit where we'd be like, yo, I told y'all so.
You're saying the West is so different. You're going to be here
too in 30 years, 40 years.
I think it's very easy
for those of us without money
to talk about how money
corrupts you and how dare you.
And then when money
gets given to you,
you're like, oh yeah,
this being corruption is fun.
They probably got
conservative commentators
in Saudi Arabia like,
we can't let this happen.
We're going to backslide.
We're going to like,
fuck, this is a slippery slope.
They let this happen.
They're going to let this happen.
But Mark,
you don't think that the state
who's paying for that is going to allow
there to be dissent.
Right? They're going to say, yo, shut
your fucking mouth. You excited about it? Don't
bring it up at all. Here's a couple million.
Exactly. Yeah, that's a good point. But if people
are seeing this whole thing
backsliding and all of a sudden little
things get chipped away and the whole country
becomes immodest and it's not a religious country anymore, etc.
I think there's going to be people that are like, no, we're not going to have it.
Like the way we have it in America, no way.
Yeah, I wonder if they can maintain their country without oil.
Eventually they run out of oil.
Can you just be a strictly religious country
without some incredibly lucrative commodity
to prop it up.
I don't know if you can.
Well, that's what I wish I...
Sorry to interrupt,
but you can with oil money
because you can tell people
to do whatever the fuck they want
because you're paying for their lifestyle
or subsidizing it
and everybody's living kind of good.
They got their apartments taken care of.
I think even all the Emiratis
don't even pay for rent.
So it's like, yeah,
they're going to do whatever you say.
Well, there's probably
a lot of poor religious
countries too, though.
I don't know exactly
which ones, but like,
keep going down there.
Yeah, yeah.
But like, there's got to be
countries like in West Africa
that are, yeah,
that are like deeply religious,
but they don't have
these natural resources
and they don't got
a ton of money.
But my suspicion is like
in those countries,
you see a lot more
of those citizens
breaking the rules
because they got to survive.
So like prostitution
probably a little bit more popular,
at least among like the people there.
A little drug thing here and there.
Yeah, it makes sense.
Maybe.
I would say more so than you see like in the Emirates or Saudi
where there's like a safety net for those people,
which is the state.
That's probably true.
I need to finish watching this thing.
I was watching something on Qatar or Qatar, however you say it. You listen to it with Audible. It's way easier. You can just listen to it. You know. I was watching something on Qatar. Listen to it. However you say it.
You listen to it with Audible.
It's way easier.
You can just listen to it.
You know what?
I'm out of credits.
It's the darndest thing.
It's not the darndest thing.
Well, maybe wait six to eight months
and then you can get another credit.
Okay, maybe.
Let me see if my credits came in just yet,
but go on.
But they were talking about how,
let's say, Qatar got the World Cup
and how, again,
they're on this PR campaign, basically.
They understood oil money
was going to run out years ago,
so they gave their wealth to basically like a hedge fund,
and they own some crazy amount,
like 60% of the skyscrapers in London they own.
Like their money, their oil might run out,
but the money from that oil is growing and growing and growing.
They're fine.
He's not listening.
No, you're 100% right.
They do own 60% of the skyscrapers in London.
You know what, man?
You were right.
You were fucking right.
You took all the air out of my wings.
You know what I mean?
Took the wind out of my sails.
Did he repeat the last thing you said?
I just repeated exactly what you said.
Nah, I'd be doing that shit to my wife.
I know.
I'd be doing that shit too.
If you get the last line, son.
That's a classic move, bro.
I knew exactly what you were saying.
They are preparing for it.
And they knew this back in the day that the oil was going to run out.
100%.
I heard everything that you said.
It's just a very common talking point, so I didn't need to listen to it.
You said earlier that they're going to run out of oil.
That's a phrase you were checking
the blockchain and listening at the same time.
Still no credits.
Your credits are on the blockchain. I'm telling you.
I'm going to go find them.
But yeah, I think that
they're in a weird situation. I think
the reason why they have to buy so much
real estate is because I think they're not allowed to make,
what is it called?
Interest.
Interest.
So they have to invest in actual things
because the interest is haram.
Yeah.
Well, they're going to find their way to get their money.
Yeah.
But I was also thinking, like, live golf tournament
doesn't seem like it's doing a lot,
but that's trying to buy PR.
World Cup probably bought some PR.
How can they not buy, like, fund their own NFL? Sports washing, is that what the term is called?
Yeah, but they have so much money. Football is the most popular sport in America by far.
You can easily tell every NFL player, I'm going to quadruple your salary.
Let's see if you want to come on over. And they might have enough money to pull that off.
Yeah, but you know what they won't have? They won't have-
Let me not say easily, but you could theoretically.
Yeah, but you know what they won't have?
They won't have... Let me not say easily, but you could theoretically.
I think what they won't have, and this is important to sports,
is identifying with the team.
I think it works in a thing like golf,
where you identify with the player.
Yeah, fair.
But the team is representative of the city,
and the city is part of your identity,
so you're like, that's it.
You're from Dallas, you're going to fuck with the Cowboys.
I'm a New Yorker, I'm going to fuck with the Knicks regardless.
If we get to see them
well you saw
but like if I see the Knicks
win a championship
in my life
that's going to be
so meaningful
if like I love
some random team
in Jeddah
Saudi Arabia
like
but for the individual sports
like for tennis
for golf
F1
Formula 1
like all those things
where it's
or F1 is a perfect one
because the teams ain't even really from an area.
Like all the cars I think are made in England.
I'm pretty sure all the engineers
and kind of shit are from up there.
So yeah, those are perfect.
And those are just the money games.
And that's why you saw so many races
in this last one in the Middle East.
Yeah.
I think they had Oman.
I think they had,
did they have Saudi?
They got Dubai, I think.
They had Dubai. Like they had a few, Qatar maybe. I think their last race of the have Saudi? They got Dubai, I think. They had Dubai.
Like, they had a few.
Qatar, maybe.
I think their last race of the year is in the Middle East.
Bro, how far would it be if there was a female F1 driver driving in a country where women can't drive?
Well, no, she'd just have another person in the car.
Oh, yeah.
That would slow her down.
They'd just come way down the car.
Yeah, that'd be fucked up.
Bro, that'd be crazy.
Would she have to wear, I guess she'd wear a helmet.
Yeah, the helmet's insane. Yeah, you don't need a burka. That's a burka. Yeah, that's basically the same thing. she had to wear, I guess she'd wear a helmet. Yeah, the helmet's insane.
Yeah, you don't need a burka.
That's a burka.
Yeah, that's basically
the same thing.
Okay, this is breaking news, guys.
Yeah.
Andrew Tate has been
hospitalized by the Matrix.
Oh, God.
The last thing we wanted.
What happened?
Well, basically,
he sent out a tweet
and said the Matrix attacked me
and then there's like
a news leak that's basically
out saying that he was
transported to the hospital.
No one knows if any of this
is necessarily true or not.
And no one even knows
who tweeted from the account
because he's been detained
for the past like week.
But then the information
came out that he had,
oh fuck, where was it?
I remember screenshotting it.
That he had like
a medical condition
that he had already
notified them of.
So he went to the hospital
to seek help
for the medical condition.
I didn't know that. So it wasn't, I've been attacked.
Yeah,
I don't know.
Might want to cut this, but did you see True Jordy's?
One of the brothers was claimed
to have a pre-existing health issue
that he told a medic about, which led to him being
taken to the hospital, Daily Mail reports.
So I want to go on the true story
because true story did a whole fucking thing
about lighting him up.
It's really interesting.
Like a few different things can be true about this.
He can be an incredibly engaging speaker,
have interesting thoughts about gender identity
and know how to package them in a way
that just lights the internet on fire,
be incredible at debate when it comes
to these types of things and also be funny
and
also maybe be involved in
some shady dealings with women
and the sex cam business
and maybe the treatment of them.
All these things can be true.
And I think people are using one
to discredit the other when they're completely unrelated.
You can have a lot of knowledge about gender dynamics and know how to communicate it while also maybe potentially have treated some women shitty.
And guess what?
Also treated women well.
There could be women that are vouching for you that you did really treat well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like so all these things can be true. And I think like when you really are impacted by someone and really like love someone and,
and you've started to like craft your identity around them,
you want to defend them because you're really defending yourself.
Yeah.
If your identity is interwoven with it.
Same thing happens to Jordan Peterson.
Of course.
Like people will rip on him and then people will defend him to the death.
And it's like, you got to acknowledge like sometimes his tweets are crazy and out of pocket,
like unnecessary.
Yeah. He's a man. He can and out of pocket and unnecessary but they won't
even see it
because they're so
tied up into his identity
which I think
even he would say
and I think anyone
would say
yo don't make
my message
the only thing
that you think about
in your life
Jordan would be
the first person
to tell you that
he'd be like
that's the most
dangerous thing
that's what leads
to tyranny
yeah you've created
this like parasocial
codependency
that is not necessary and unhealthy.
Unhealthy.
Yeah.
100%.
And Andrew Tate is like the same thing,
where people rap themselves so much
and they can't even acknowledge that his rap song sucks.
It does, though, right?
No, it's always trash.
Wasn't bad.
Stop, bro.
You're a fucking red pill, dude.
Wasn't bad.
You're a fucking red pill.
That looked like a Hollywood movie.
I told you I was signing up for Hustlers University last week
you were fucking
big dicks
red pilled
opposite of a cuck
no that shit
was bad
yeah
that shit was bad
but was it
like
what was it
like
I'm watching this
and I'm like
what fucking idiot
who does a fucking
song and puts out
a music video
what a fucking
loser
right
and then
this is the outfit
you wore actually
open her up open her up
open her up
no but
so what I was wondering
is like
if he's doing it
sarcastically
like if he's doing it
in the way that
that we did
open her up
or if he's just having fun
it's awesome
if he's just having fun
then it's awesome
if he's doing it
where he's like
I need to be famous
whether I'm going to be
on Big Brother
or whether I'm going to be
on this thing
whether I'm going to do music something's going to make me famous I'm going to find a way to be famous that whether I'm going to be on Big Brother or whether I'm going to be on this thing, whether I'm going to do music.
Something is going to make me famous.
I'm going to find a way to be famous.
That's crazy.
Because you'd be so good at so many things.
Crazy.
It is rare.
It is rare, that kind of talent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rap.
Kickboxing.
Kickboxing.
Kickboxing.
Talking.
Buying cars.
Yeah, Bugatti.
Nobody's been able to buy cars like that.
Right?
He says it, Bugatti. Fire. Pronouncing. No pronouncing. Sick pronunciation of words. Great pronunciation. Yeah, Bugatti. Nobody's been able to buy cars like that. Right? He says it, Bugatti.
Fire.
Pronouncing.
No pronouncing.
Sick pronunciation of words.
Yeah, that's true.
Chess.
Yeah.
I think actually he's good at chess.
He's good at chess.
Yeah.
But yeah, it is one of those kind of peculiar things where it's like, okay, if this is all about what gets me on and what makes me famous because I have a desire to be famous, then you start to look through everything
through a different lens.
Yeah.
At least that's how I would kind of do it.
If he's doing it to just make a funny video,
kind of tease himself,
and like this would be a hilarious thing
to just put out,
then I'm like, okay, that's kind of great.
Yeah.
Cool content.
You're willing to make yourself look dumb,
and you know you look dumb.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It didn't look like that, though.
It didn't look like that.
You can still make the song good, too, though.
That's what Lil Dicky did.
He was like,
I'm going to make a song
that's funny and kind of silly.
Self-deprecating.
You can't compare him
to Lil Dicky.
You got to compare him
to Jason Kidd.
You know what I mean?
Wait, why?
Kobe Bryant.
The guys who rapped
as athletes.
Jason Kidd rapped?
And then they just come out.
I think Jason Kidd had one.
I know Kobe had an album.
Had an album?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
he had an album.
Kobe rapped.
Dude, there was a whole time Shaq rapped. Shaq, too. I think Shaq started it. Shaq went back and did that one. I know Kobe had an album. Had an album? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he had an album. Kobe rapped. Dude, there was a whole ton of Shaq rapped.
A rap album?
Shaq too?
I think Shaq started it.
Shaq went back and did some shit.
Cedric Sabalos actually had a fire one, weirdly,
like for a ball player.
Allen Iverson had a fucking song come out.
That shit was fire.
Then they said a couple select words,
and they were like,
you're not a rapper no more, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, really?
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't know any of this.
Yo, Iverson had bars too.
He was 90s out.
Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know any of this. I didn't have bars, too. He was 90s out. Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
So what's the thing?
I think it's a tricky one, especially for Tate,
because I think a lot of people are looking for,
there's probably a lot of young men,
this is the overcorrection, right?
It's like a lot of young men probably feel,
hmm, probably feel like they,
probably feel like there's no voice for their emotional reaction to the popularity of feminism and the positions that are being taken by ultra feminists.
And there is no logical reaction for it.
I think Jordan probably has taken some, and a lot of people followed Jordan Peterson because of that.
And then
Tate came in with the most
Kevin Samuels came in. You've seen a lot of these
guys, and they're the overcorrection,
which is oftentimes when nobody's speaking
out, the loudest voice is going to get listened to, and the
loudest voice might not be the most nuanced
specific one that can take on this
issue. And it can go over the noise.
If a bunch of people are speaking, the guy who
speaks the loudest can go over the noise. Yeah. bunch of people are speaking, the guy who speaks the loudest can go over the noise.
Yeah. And I think
people are tapping into not only that, but
I think men in general in America,
I mean, we've talked about this before, just have fucking
are in a crisis a little.
It feels like. But I think it's
touching on part of the inequalities that exist
against men that people don't really acknowledge
because it's not trendy or whatever. But the dude that
fucking, if you are in a custody dispute,
even if the mother's abusive,
you might not get your kids.
That's not fair.
Even a feminist would agree
it's not fair.
But the fact that it's not acknowledged,
that's where people
start getting crazy.
And then they run into the arms
of fucking snake oil salesmen
that are like,
yeah, I'll promise you everything.
And you,
like we were talking about
before, I forget who,
you overlook all the dubious shit
because they're saying
the thing that you agree on.
Yeah, exactly.
And you self-select.
Your brains will just lock into the thing that's true and forget all the shit that's not.
It's like all the fucking guys and the people who hate Jews, the anti-Semites, all of a sudden found Kanye as like the most genius artist of our time when he was saying the anti-Jew shit.
They weren't saying anything before.
When he was like, George Bush doesn't care about black people, all those people were real quiet.
Yeah.
Right?
They were like, this is on it.
This guy's the truth.
The second he was saying that anti-Jew shit,
they were like, well, hear him out.
You know what I mean?
The music ain't that bad.
Like, this guy Kanye gets it.
So I think what's happening here,
like, you know, with the gender conversation,
I think what's often happening is
there isn't enough discussion about
biological impulse versus societal impulse. So like, what is affecting us and why do we behave
the way that we behave? Is it biology or is it society? And I think that anything that's
inconvenient to you, male or female, you want to chalk up to societal, right? You want to go,
this is just society, so let's change it. Let's remove the stigma because it's inconvenient to me,
right? Like, let's say, for example, if you're a dude that's kind of short, you want to, I'm not
looking at you, but I'm not trying to do it. But like, let's say if you're a dude that's short,
you want to be like, let's just society. Society has told women that tall guys are more attractive.
Let's get rid of that. That's stigma. That's bullshit. That's prejudice.
Let's remove the prejudice against short guys.
When in reality, there might be a biological impulse.
Evolutionarily, a taller, bigger guy is going to make a woman feel safer and more protected.
Absolutely.
And because of that, right?
So it's like, but naturally as a dude, you want to go,
we can change those things that would benefit me and make my life easier.
And I think one thing happening, then you see like, you know,
Tate and a lot of other guys talking about this, but like
there's a lot of women out there who have
maybe taken up
promiscuity and tried to handle
it with a certain amount of bravado.
They're like, well, guys can be promiscuous,
so why can't we be promiscuous?
And then they go, that's society that says that
we can't, and we should make society fair.
And we should try to make society fair.
The problem is
biology ain't fair. I we should try to make society fair. The problem is,
biology ain't fair.
I don't gotta sit to piss.
You know what I mean? Biology is just not fair. I think Neil had a great bit.
He was like,
I'm not sexist, but Mother Nature is
incredibly sexist.
I'm bookturing his premise.
And I think that's one of those tough things where it's like,
maybe society isn't the one that says that men don't like promiscuous women.
Maybe biologically we don't.
And you're going, uh, but there might be biological reasons for why men don't want to see overt promiscuity with women.
You can accept that, right?
Yes, absolutely.
And like that might be completely rejected by an ultra-feminist.
And that might be really frustrating
for a dude who's like, hey, I don't think it's
society telling me this. I just don't want to know about
all your exploits. And I don't want to know about
that. And I'm not this insecure loser
because of it. I'm the result of millions of
years of selective mating.
Across every species. Across every, that made me
feel like this. So it's like,
and I think the problem is now there's a lot of women who might be, you know, bragging about their sexual exploits and might unfortunately be like suffering the repercussions of that.
And they don't want to acknowledge the reality, which is society or evolution or biology selecting them out of a thing that they might want.
selecting them out of a thing that they might want.
But I think then they would get pissed where they're like,
okay, so biology is supposed to say
that we're supposed to live in tribes
of fucking 20 people and do these jobs
and you sit in an office
and work all day with a thousand people.
So you're allowed to break biology,
but if I want to fuck around,
it's, you know, let's fuck them.
And I also think that's the generalization.
Like, there are a lot of girls
who are promiscuous that are winning
and many guys want to be with them.
I don't think, we paint that
brush and I don't think that's the case.
There's exceptions.
There's allowed to be exceptions.
Just to acknowledge this one point, I don't want to
beat down this point too much, but
Kim Kardashian,
we know who her partners have been,
but there's not that many.
If you really want to calculate it, like we probably know of like maybe 10 people that maybe Kim has been with publicly.
The average public knows.
And like four of them have been her husbands.
But according to the Manosphere, that's one too many.
I think that's the overcorrection.
They want virgins.
I think that's the overcorrection.
I think that's the exaggeration that gets everybody's eardrums perked.
But I feel like the reality is we're talking about the girls who are like,
I got 100 bodies.
I got 300 bodies.
I'm like the girl who pops up in some fucking Instagram TikTok where it's like,
I was sleeping with my boyfriend, and then I went to a gas station,
and my ex cream-pied me, and then I went back.
And it's like a guy hearing that is going to go, I don't know if I want to settle down with that person.
I think most of us in this room would say that, but the boyfriend that she went back to had no problem with that.
Here's what we're saying.
That's not true, but I don't think—
Oh, they split up?
Yeah, he didn't know about it.
He did it behind his back.
I don't think any of us are defending red pill type shit where it's like the most extreme.
You can only have one partner, blah, blah, blah.
Society has room to grow and evolve.
And we shouldn't just have women, oh, you can only have one partner.
Oh, we choose your husbands, et cetera.
But evolutionarily, there is a thing in men, based on the fact that I don't know if a baby is mine until like 1980 or
whatever, I'd want a girl that has less partners.
And I get to have more partners because that's the only way to ensure I'm having kids.
If a girl has a kid, she knows it's his.
A girl says, hey, that's your baby, I just got to take her word for it.
I get you, and that's based on biology.
But now, society, like we've grown.
That's what I'm saying. We can progress to a point, but you're asking us to overcome, like we've grown. That's what I'm saying.
We can progress to a point,
but you're asking us to overcome,
like Andrew used earlier,
millions of years of genetic evolution in this thing.
We had to overcome a lot of things.
I know, I know.
This is the argument that people get into
and then it becomes,
and I'm not saying that what you're saying is wrong.
I think that what we're disagreeing on,
not me and you,
the argument itself
is basically pinned on
how much is biology
and how much is societal.
And we make that decision
based on how inconvenient it makes our life.
And the reality is
we should make that decision
based on what we are actually feeling.
So it's very easy to chalk up everything
that you don't want to do anymore to societal.
And then I think oftentimes the things
that are for your advantage,
and men are guilty of this as well,
the things that are for our advantage,
we don't want to stop that.
There's no man right here that's going,
babe, I want to clean up half the dishes
and I want to do half the cooking
and I want to do whatever.
We are totally fine with that societal pressure
to have them, I guess, nurture us in that way, right?
We're not giving any pushback,
but we will get pushback
if they're trying to do something
that is inconvenient to us.
They want to have millions of partners
to do that kind of stuff.
So we're guilty of it, so are women.
But neither of us are willing to acknowledge
or willing to honestly have the discussion about the biological shit and our biological knee-jerk reaction to things.
And I think that's just what it is.
Some of it is biology.
And it fucking sucks because it is unfair.
And maybe if we both just came together and were like, yo, this is unfair.
But knowing you've been with 300 dudes, that shit just makes me feel uncomfortable and I don't want to handle it.
And maybe in 100
years from now or 1,000 years from now or 2,000
years from now, we won't care. Maybe.
I just wish it was one of these types that didn't package
it the way that the Manosphere guys package
it. Or the way the feminists package it, right?
Because I feel like... Both sides are just
too like... Yeah, the Manosphere is the equal
and opposite reaction to feminism, which is like,
I should be able to suck a dick every single morning for breakfast
and then nobody should judge me for it.
And it's like, well, now in the man's sphere,
dude's going to come out and be like,
you need to be a virgin, right?
But somewhere in the middle, it's like,
yeah, you should have partners
and be able to live a life that's consistent
with the technology we have to protect yourself
from getting impregnated by something that you don't want,
while at the same time,
recognize that maybe being with too many people
is going to, for whatever reason, turn off,
and we're talking about millions of years of dating
or mating has created this way,
is going to maybe turn off a suitor
that you might really like.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's just people talking like that
aren't entertaining.
Yo, facts.
And we got the algorithm.
It's not as fun to be reasonable.
Like, I mean, I feel like I've written jokes about this shit for fucking years in the most salacious way, and it's way as fun to be reasonable like it's I mean I feel like I've written jokes about this shit for fucking years
in the most salacious way and it's way more fun
but
now I'm looking at the way that
people are like reacting
to what's going on with Tate and like the way that
almost like young people are reacting to the content
and it weirdly like
on some like OG shit makes me a little
bit concerned like it's not that
it's not that difficult and people aren't that far off,
but nobody's listening to each other, so now it's just on some fuck you shit.
Yeah.
And we're not going to get it.
Change, dog.
No, bro.
I got sauce.
Change, dog.
You put on that hat, you became a real cowboy, dude.
Came a real fucking southern gentleman.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
What happened?
So what do we do, man?
How do we teach these kids?
I think what you said a while ago,
it's like you almost enter that stage
where you blame women for X, Y, and Z,
and they're this, and you go through that period,
and then you have to grow out of it.
I don't know.
We can try to curb it, I guess,
but I don't know how you really,
it's something you almost have to learn just by living,
and then finding the right girl and being like, oh, oh, you're not like trying to manipulate me.
You're also just insecure, just like I'm insecure and let's try to talk.
And if she's willing to listen, she's the right person, then y'all find that common ground.
Yeah, you can have that in your personal life, but when it seems like in your public life, when people are refuting things that are just so obvious.
Like, you know, you ever have a conversation and say, yeah, men are stronger than women.
And then like a woman would be like, well, not at all.
And you're like,
what is going,
are we going to argue
this right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are we going to argue
that there's not
a physical advantage
to the male species?
Like, yes,
there are some women
that are fucking strong
and now you're angry
that you even have
to discuss it.
Yeah.
And that's when
you hear enough of that
then, like you said earlier,
the entertainment
becomes so fun.
I love this guy.
He says,
these bitches is weak, they can't open a door.
You know what I mean? Because I'm tired
of arguing, so I like that guy.
Yeah.
I was talking to F.A. about this earlier, but it's like,
this is the problem, this is the problem
with cancellation.
Cancellation makes the
pendulum swing super far.
When you allow someone who
has an alternative idea,
it's not too crazy. I'm not talking about like
Kanye with the fucking Nazis, but I'm talking about
just an idea that's different from you, and you
don't even have to agree with it, but just allow it to be
here without getting canceled, right?
If you don't allow that idea to be here, the pendulum
keeps going. Yeah.
Right? If you allow it, it stops here,
and it comes back here, and
back and forth, and back and forth.
Remember how similar politicians were back in the day?
Yeah.
Now these motherfuckers are on different planets.
But back in the day, it was like Clinton, Bush, you know what I mean?
Obama.
It was just, you just operate, you go hot potato right here.
And now when you don't even allow an idea that is even close to yours,
you let that pendulum keep swinging until you have the most extreme version that's real fucking loud.
You're also only talking to people who think like you.
So you're all just moving the pendulum this way.
100%.
And then they're all moving their pendulum this way.
And that shit just keeps going.
It's so crazy with presidential candidates.
They used to, when they're in the primaries, they were running for
all the things that their base wanted, and then
once they got elected,
then they come back to center.
And now it's like, ah, we're kind of saying all
the same things, but just a little nuance. Now it's
like, you stay on your
side, and you keep pushing just on your side.
Like, it just stays like that.
Fuck y'all.
I kept thinking Trump was going to come back to the middle
when he was in the primary
saying a lot of shit
and then he just did not.
Yeah.
That shit is done.
That's crazy.
You got to let other people
at least say some shit.
Yeah.
Because if they're canceled
for saying it,
then other people
are afraid to say it
and then nobody says anything
and now you just have
the most extreme motherfuckers
who don't care saying it.
And they're going to be
looked at as brave
and then it's the same situation
we were in before which is I don't care saying it. And they're going to be looked at as brave, and then it's the same situation we were in before, which is
I don't care how nefarious
an actor is, as long
as they echo the sentiments that I feel
that nobody's saying.
And, yeah,
yeah, I don't know the solution
100%, but I know at least if you
let motherfuckers say something, and
don't immediately try to get them out of here,
you won't have as far a swing on the pendulum.
Yeah, or at least try to teach them
or educate them why it's not
without being fucking aggressive.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
You explain your point of view
and have confidence in your point of view
and have that discussion
because if you just go,
what'd you say, you disagree?
Fuck you, you're fired, you need to be canceled.
There's going to be a motherfucker
with some Bugattis. Yeah. See, and that's the sucky part you say you disagree, fuck you. You're fired. You need to be canceled. There's going to be a motherfucker with
some Bugattis.
That's the sucky part because then you have
the guy with the Bugattis and
he's packaging this message in
a way that people are frustrated and they want
to hear it, but then look at all the shit that he's
doing behind the scenes. It's like, look at the guy
who's telling you these messages.
That shit. To what you just said?
The more I know about him, I'm like, oh, wow,
he's on some fucked up shit.
We've got to find out if it's true.
I'll let you.
And the song's not that bad.
That's what I'm saying.
But like we were saying,
you were talking about frustration.
The more frustrated somebody is,
the less they care about
the person delivering the message.
That's true.
And that's what it feels like.
It feels like dudes are frustrated,
like real frustrated,
and they're just waiting
for someone to voice their opinion or their emotions.
Remember when we used to say agree to disagree?
I don't feel like I ever hear that anymore.
That shit was whack, though.
That don't make me feel good.
No, but that's hate.
It's better, but it makes me feel horrible.
I don't think you've ever agreed to disagree.
I never agreed to disagree.
I go to that back.
That's my sacred flaw.
That's my sacred flaw.
That's your sacred flaw?
I'm going to agree until you tap out.
How about I agree you tap out?
I can't do agree to disagree to save my goddamn life.
It's the best.
Because if we agree to disagree, not a thousand people are shouting at you and making you go that much further that way.
Hey, we just don't see eye to eye on this, and we'll both probably be right here.
If I yell at you, you're going this way and I'm going this way. You know, the thing that's helped me is to get, because I can't just agree to disagree.
I got to be like, agree that you understand why I feel this way.
You don't have to agree.
That's fine too.
You just understand where this is coming from and I'm not an asshole or a piece of shit or a monster.
That's valid.
That's beautiful. And you can think
it's wrong and I'll
understand, like this is even great when I'm
like disagreeing with shit with my wife on. It's like
at least know I'm coming from a place that wasn't
a jerk and I apologize if I communicated
but like just know that the place I
was coming from was good.
And I think if politically
we could start doing a little more of that like
why don't you want to pay more taxes?
Because these motherfuckers in the government don't do shit.
And then you go, don't talk about the government.
You don't care about that.
Because I'm trying to keep all the money I make.
That make sense?
Oh, that is resonating.
Stop talking about the government with the bridges.
Even if the government spent the money so efficiently, you still wouldn't want to pay them.
Yeah, I still wouldn't.
Even Black Lives Matter, All Lives Matter,
if you can understand why black people feel this way
as someone who doesn't get it and be like,
okay, I see you on that.
And then if you, like, I did shows in Toledo
and I saw, like, hopelessness there.
Like, this is a city that's hopeless.
I remember thinking, oh, I see how these guys voted for Trump.
When you shit it all over Toledo.
No, but you know what's so hilarious about what you said?
You said it's hopeless, like literally hopeless.
It's hopeless.
The reason for the saying holy Toledo is because there's so many churches in Toledo.
Not no more, bro.
Not no more.
I ain't even seen no churches, dog.
I'm telling you.
And I made jokes every show I did there.
People were great that came to the shows,
but we just laughed at how shitty Toledo is.
And so if you're a white dude in Toledo
and then somebody else comes and says,
make America great again,
you're not thinking about what used to happen
to black people in the 60s.
You're thinking about what our town used to be.
You're not thinking, oh yeah,
that was great when we oppressed those guys.
You're thinking, yo, my family used to have jobs.
We said, this used to be a town that had fucking manufacturing.
Now it has nothing.
Let's go back to that.
And if you can empathize as a black dude with that, and as a white dude, you can empathize as a black person being like, no, policing needs to change.
Even if I don't agree, I understand how you got here to what you were saying.
We just made so much progress.
But that's a group of MAGA that wants to go back to when black people were.
Probably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Probably. But I understand a group of MAGA that wants to go back to winning. Probably. Probably.
But I understand not everyone
is like that. There's also all this
animosity to hot chicks.
And don't get me wrong. These hot Instagram
thots, they're fucking annoying and that kind of shit.
But ask yourself, would you
not do the same thing? You know what I'm saying?
It's really
cool. There are times where I don't have to wait online
to go to a restaurant.
I could. I could.
Yeah.
I could choose to.
You know what I mean?
I could choose to be like, no, just put me at the end of the list and blah, blah, blah.
And every time I'm like, bump a motherfucker so I can eat, right?
Now, I take advantage of that situation.
I don't want to go back.
So it's like, if that hot girl, that's all they've known their whole life, of course they're going to develop
in a way where they're
accustomed to that.
The question is when,
I guess the frustrating part
is when they have no
awareness of it.
Who's giving them pushback?
I think a lot of it is like,
you don't know what life is
and a man has to earn their,
they have to earn their status.
Oh, you mean the manosphere.
That.
Oh, okay.
Exactly.
I was thinking of pussy,
that one.
I mean, I ain't saying.
I mean, women are changing, bro.
This is a beautiful video.
Have you seen this?
One of the fucking greatest videos ever.
Press play.
14.5 million views.
Bam.
Lays him out.
You shouldn't do that.
You shouldn't do that.
This is wild.
My man doesn't even have his bowling shoes on.
Look at that shit.
That nigga's sleeping.
Son, that is ill.
That's ill.
Allen Iverson steps over.
That's ill.
Now wait.
Steps over him.
Because it looks like it's fake, right?
You're like, this can't be real.
Like, this is some bullshit.
Leaking.
Bro.
Damn.
I mean, you just can't argue with a girl that's the same height.
Especially if you're not wearing shoes.
Yeah.
Like, that's on you, bro.
Yeah, you forehead to forehead with a woman that you're not kissing.
That's kind of crazy.
That's a little close, right?
That's a little crazy.
That's a little close.
You got to recognize.
Like, there's nothing that could go right in this scenario. Nothing. Yo, that of crazy. That's a little close, right? That's a little crazy. That's a little close. Like, there's nothing that could go right in this scenario.
Nothing.
Yo, that's crazy.
I mean, quick hands.
That's a six-pound bowling ball or whatever she got.
I mean, that's not heavy, but that's not nothing.
Bang.
Damn.
You knew quick that was a six-pound.
Yeah.
Pink ball, dog.
That's my shit.
That's my shit.
I mean, honestly, impressive.
We should go bowling. That would be I mean honestly impressive we should go bowling
that would be fun
yo we should go
fucking bowling bro
I would 100%
you wanna bowl
yeah
I miss bowling
right
don't you remember
going bowling
yeah I remember
bowling
damn
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