Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Crashing Fashion Week, Alec Baldwin in Jail, and Steven Crowder vs Daily Wire

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

Yeerrrrr the boys went to fashion week and came back looking INDULGENT 00:00 Models hitting the runway 01:24 Andrew loves Paris now 05:33 We’re all hypocrites when it comes to Fashion 13:00 Mark isn’t fashionable enough 17:04 Chinese journalist breaks down Covid & Jack Ma disappearance 25:25 KidSuper was the show at Paris Fashion Week 43:20 Jamiel is an LGBTQIA+ ALLY 45:09 Akaash LOVES Las Vegas: guns, shows & not gambling 51:42 Chifftie + Andrew Poo Poo pants stories 01:02:24 Andrew found Adolf & Dov melted 01:09:02 Mark denies eating Andrew’s only almond croissant 01:19:43 Deadeye Alec Baldwin charged 01:31:26 Hilaria Baldwin Spanglish accent strikes again 01:38:59 Shannon Sharpe wants that smoke 01:42:02 Crowder v Shapiro 01:55:42 How about them Cowboys! 02:04:09 UK got the biggest CAKES

What's up everybody and welcome to flagrant. Cut that music, Mark. We just got back from Paris Fashion Week. Men's Fashion Week. Yo, we're different now, man. We're part of the elites. We're part of a select group of individuals that dictate culture,

dictate society, dictate the most important thing that exists in this universe, and that is the clothing that we wear. Feels good. Come on, bro. It feels good to be on top. Yeah, the power feels good, man. Who are you wearing?

These, this is, there's Zara, there's, listen, I'm all about highs and lows. What is, what is Zara? Is that Italian? Highs and lows. The highs and lows is really how you do it. So like the Zara might seem low. You was talking about Jordan 1s, only highs and lows. What is highs? Is that Italian? Highs and lows. The highs and lows is really how you do it. So, like, the Zara might seem low.

You was talking about Jordan 1s. Only highs and lows. Exactly. No, man. Shoe's made by Pfizer. Look at that. You know what I mean? Those are the Pfizer 3s

right there. You know what I mean? Shout out to healthcare. That's what you needed at Burning Man, Akash. Real talk. Real talk, bro. I'd have been fine

if I was just more fashionable. But we're different. What I'm trying to say I was just more fashionable. But we're different. What I'm trying to say is we're different now. And we're not the same guys we used to be. We've experienced the fine life. I love Paris, matter of fact. There he is. Like, I literally changed my mind about Paris.

Yeah? Yeah. After being in Paris. And being on top. That's the difference? Yeah, bro. When did you not like Paris? When I went with my wife.

And listen, I don't think it has anything to do with that. I don't think it has anything. Why couldn that. I don't think it has anything. Why couldn't you just say two months ago when I went? It has nothing to do with the fact that I went with my wife the first time. And listen, I didn't shit the bed this time. Oh, that was in Paris. That was in Paris. Oh, wow.

Exactly. Think about that. Now, who really made me shit the bed? Think about that. Whose fault was it really? What's the common denominator? I shit the bed, she's with me, right? I don't shit the bed, and we just went and we just were on top of the world. So, Paris Fashion Week, absolutely successful.

We'll go back to Paris again. Turns out, great global city. Great global city. Isn't what it is really just the fact that the waiters were kind of polite. That was literally the only thing that made him like it. Why, why, why? Oh, my God. We're talking, and there's just two people.

Andrew's talking to someone across the table, and then the waitress is about to grab something, and then goes, I'm so sorry. Do you mind if I grab something? And then she reaches in and then grabs it, and Andrew stops the combo and goes, I just love it. I just love it. Just the respect that these people give me.

You know what he loves? Not having to tip at the end is what he loves. Listen, that's actually, I don't even get to do that anymore because Dove is so concerned how people will view me. So he's like, you have to over-tip if you want because people are going to think that you're a bad person, blah, blah, blah.

No, the explanation is whatever we have to tip, you tip double so that they're not talking about you as a tipper. You don't need to be a great tipper. Just don't be a bad tipper. Let me say this. First of all, I tip more than all of you. You do. Okay?

Second of all, second of all. 10% of a much more expensive meal. That's what he means. He means gross dollars. Yeah, whatever. When we go to a restaurant in New York, we go to a restaurant down the street in New York, and we're in the middle of a conversation, a heated conversation, and

then some fucking giant lurch woman walks up. We haven't even eaten the food, and just goes, hi, do you like the food? Hi, are you guys enjoying anything? What a bitch, dude. What a bitch. You took the words out of my mouth.

You took the words out of my mouth. I'm in a heated conversation. Back up, bitch. Maybe she's trying to mediate, bro. No, it don't mediate nothing. The fact that you're even making arguments for this shows me you're a sucker. You know what I mean? In Paris, listen, Parisians just get it, dude. Parisians just get it, dude.

Listen, in Paris, in Paris, you guys obviously wouldn't know. Paris, Paris, Paris. I wouldn't know. In Paris, okay?, you guys obviously wouldn't know. Paris, Paris, Paris. I wouldn't know. In Paris, okay. You're having a conversation with someone. The waiter walks up, notices that you're having a conversation, and then just goes, oh, I don't want to interrupt him, walks away. That deserves a tip. He'll let you be the prisoner of a moment.

He'll just let you be the prisoner. That's all I am. First of all, if waitresses didn't interrupt us arguing, they would never come over to our table. Exactly. Good. Good. And then you'd be complaining they're not doing shit. Where's the bread?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you're there for. Where's the? That's what you're there for. Where's the? Where's the menu? Where's the water? Et cetera.

You, you motherfucker, once said, you motherfucker once said, I don't feel like tipping if my water gets to zero in the glass. You go, if my water gets to zero in the glass, I'm not going to give you a tip. That's a crazy rule. Yeah. We're not in India with slaves. Okay? These are normal fucking people here. But that's when I was poor and I had to find reasons not to tip people.

There you go. That's an honest moment. I'm not going to disagree. You're going to make up arbitrary rules and shit? Yo, a thousand percent. I used to hate good service because I got tipped as a motherfucker more. But if they gave me one slightly rude thing, I was like, fuck yeah, let's go. If they mess up your order, it's the best day in the world.

Yo, I was so happy. You're bringing flies from home. And they weren't apologetic about it? I was like, we'll see who really won this exchange. Apologetic, that's a very objective measure. It's a very measurable thing. Yeah, if my yeah, yeah. That's a very measurable thing. Yeah, if my meal's not free, you're not apologetic. Okay.

Actually, I will be honest. After going to the Fashion Week, and I need you to fact check on this, but like, as a comedian, we should be trashing fashion because these are people who take themselves really seriously and look absolutely ridiculous. Correct. Okay? But, and we spoke about this, I think it was on Patreon, but everybody falls in line. Yes.

Everybody, and so I understand the ego that comes with fashion because everybody falls in line. When they're invited, they go. Sacha Baron Cohen did a whole movie called Bruno where he's just fucking trashing the fashion industry. I guarantee somebody looking up right now that he went to the Met Gala after he was invited. Yes. Had to have. Had to have to the Met Gala after he was invited. Yes. Had to have. Had to have. Let's just see if he actually went. So it's like everybody falls in line. The rappers, everybody falls in line.

Right? Like, you could be the realest, most thugged out whatever. If this brand wants you to dress up as a dandelion and walk down the fucking red carpet, you're gonna do it. So of course they're gonna have these egos because nobody refutes it. Everybody falls in line. And why do they fall in line?

Fashion is the easiest way to gain status without doing anything. Right? Or to be ostracized for not doing it. Well, let's look at what fashion does first. And then we'll look at what happens if you don't do it Because when you put on When you have a nice pair of sneakers Or a specific jacket, whatever it is

You can get immediate status and respect within a certain group You're wearing some fucking Dior's And you walk into a random store People go, oh shit, those are the Jordan 1 Dior's Oh wow, okay Immediate status You put on a fucking suit. Like, there's a reason why when you go to court,

they make you put on a suit. You should look like you don't commit crimes. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Like, immediate fucking status without doing anything. In order to be respected for how diesel you are, you got to work out for a while, bro. Yeah, dog. You can't just put on the muscle shirt.

Close. You can put on clothes to hide the fact that you don't work out. 100%. And get just as on the muscle shirt. Close. You can put on clothes to hide the fact that you don't work out. 100%. And get just as much acceptance. Yeah. I feel fashion is as popular as it is just because it's the easiest way to show self-expression. Easiest way. You don't have to like really create something.

You just like, hey, how do I feel? How do I want to present myself? And now you just show the world. That's true. Because even if you don't really want to express yourself with your clothes, that's what you express with your clothes. Exactly. Yes, but you are doing it within the confines of the things that have been created for the most part. So, for example, like, and I think that's what's kind of brilliant about,

like, we basically all decide as a society we have to wear clothes now. Not everybody in the world. There's some cultures that don't wear clothes, but most of us do. And then we decide that these clothes also can be united with status. So now all I have to do is buy in and then I have status. I remember like even being like a young person when like Prada came out with the sneakers that had the red little strip that came back on the heel. Were you old enough to remember those? And just that little red thing on the heel was like immediate status for a teenager yeah like

oh shit that guy's kind of balling that guy's got money this that the other you you're paying three hundred dollars for status every single day amongst your peer group and it's like of course they're gonna have an ego when everybody fucking buys in you know it was one of the reasons why i couldn't trash it and we were talking about this on patreon but now we got the open app it's like i couldn't trash Fashion Week and then want to look good in Fashion Week. I did want to have a cool outfit. I did want to look good.

I didn't want to go too, maybe, try hard what we're doing now. That's kind of what we're ridiculing. But I still felt this need to, like, I guess on some level, like, be accepted. Yeah. Look cool. Yeah. So I'm part of that system, too. I think you can kind of do both, though. I think you can kind of do both, though. I think you can point out, like, the really crazy stuff or, like, stuff that you don't like, but still also like looking good and wearing cool stuff. That's what I always said, but at the same time, the really crazy stuff.

Wait, wait, go, go, wait. Why are you saying that? You can't do that because, like, you're just pointing out the stuff. Because they're also trying to fit in. Exactly. That's how those guys think they fit in. Yeah. They fit in amongst their peer group, which is, hey, we're going to express ourselves in the wildest way, et cetera.

Maybe almost in the way that, like, we say some wild jokes. Exactly. It amongst their peer group, which is, hey, we're going to express ourselves in the wildest way, etc. Maybe almost in the way that we say some wild jokes. Exactly. It's like, oh, fuck. That's their wild joke. That's their flagrancy. But you can look at someone saying wild jokes and be like, oh, I don't like that comedian, but I like this guy that's more like family-friendly. We're all hypocrites. You can do it. I guess what I'm saying is on some level, we're all conforming. You could just be like, oh, that's not for me,

but you can't really knock it and say, oh, that's ridiculous. If you're also trying to fit in. You can't. I mean, listen. I feel like I could look at someone wearing something stupid and be like, oh, that guy looks stupid. On the runway, that's a stupid outfit. That's just not your flavor. Yeah, of course.

But you call opinions stupid all the time. Go, go, go, go, go. I mean, it's just not your flavor, but to someone within their circle, they look fly as fuck. Yeah, but I think that circle is stupid. Let me just say this one thing. You call other people's opinions stupid all the time. Like, why is that crazy? You can.

There's no question. You can. Right? Just like we all can criticize slave labor while also having cell phones. Life is hypocrisy. Every one of us is a conundrum. I just felt inauthentic slamming it while still feeling like I wanted

to fit in. And I imagine those guys that are going wild are also trying to fit in and get acceptance. And maybe they want to be on like the Vogue street wear or whatever it is. Or they're trying to stand out to be exalted in the community. But is it, it is stand out, right? It's stand out, but like to be accepted within their period. Yeah, of course. Right? I don't think you can,

I think what Mark is saying is you don't judge the idea as a whole, but you can judge the subset, the way we judge is a subset of people that's like, I want to do flagrant jokes, but they're not going to be funny. I'm just going to say the most offensive thing. And then we're going to laugh at the fact that it's offensive. And we're like, that's not really what we're trying to do. Be funny. And I think Mark is saying the really crazy fashion guys seem kind of like that,

where it's like, yo, you're just being ridiculous for the sake of being ridiculous. And I can mock that while still saying, hey, it's cool to express yourself and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not saying you can't mock it. We're just saying that they could also go, hey, you want acceptance from this thing, too. Yeah, 100%. You might just want a different level of it. You might want the Louis Vuitton to like you or Dior to like you.

But you know what we want? We want Rick Owens or whoever that guy is, but there's somebody that you want approval from, and we just want different approvals. And when I zoomed out and I saw that, I was like, yo, do you? Be ridiculous. I'm still going to clown you if the shit look like a fleshlight or whatever the fuck, but

at the same time, I know what you're doing and I'm also subscribing to it, so if you said some shit about me, I couldn't get defensive. Yeah, it's hypocritical to be like, fashion is stupid but then still try to conform to fashion.

But it's not crazy to be like, I like this little subset of fashion but I think this thing is stupid. Yeah, 100%. But be honest,

you can't look at that and be like, oh, that's not, I think that's kind of dumb. But I get if it's pushing a thing and it works for them but I can still be like, It's so fucking stupid, Mark.

All the things that we saw were stupid. But if I wear a a nice button down shirt, I don't think that's the same as this, even though they're both quote unquote fashion. I guess to somebody, everything is stupid. Yeah. Yeah.

The way that we were dressed at Kid Super is fucking ridiculous to people. Yeah. Did I think it was cool? Hells yeah. Yeah. Did I think it was unique? Hells yeah.

Maybe in five years, that's normal. And then we look at that kid And we go Holy shit Colin was fucking innovative Do you see how he changed fashion Yeah But the first person Dude is like

Yo this is wild Lenny Bruce was going To fucking prison For doing comedy That is normal now Yeah You know So we're gonna be

Dressed like that Yeah Okay We're gonna fucking Be dressed like that I'm gonna point it out to you With Global Mormon We're gonna have to

Be dressed like that See We're all gonna be Flowing around Yo she's actually forward thinking. Yeah, I know. That's actually what this means. This is the Greta Thunberg of fashion.

Real talk. Exactly, bro. Yeah. Real talk. That's fire. Like, that's beautiful, bro. That's fire. Actually, that is fire.

Hell yeah. That you hate it, bro. Yeah, you are. That is kind of fire. Bro, the tampons? Really? That's fire? Son, you don't know fashion, bro.

Even your fit today is so regular. I know. Like, you would wear half of it bro. Even your fit today is so regular. Like, you would wear half of it normally. You know what I mean? I would wear all of it a different time. It is his go-to wrap the towel around himself. I'm going to be a weird... And he'd be telling all of us to dress up all the time,

and then he wears the same thing every time. I'm going to wear a towel. Are you feeling insecure right now that you didn't go for it? Are you feeling insecure right now that you didn't go for it? He's dressed like a Backstreet Boy. This is a regular outfit. How is this crazy? Akash is objectively killing it right now. It looks good

You're How is this normal bro, this is what you think you put on those fucking stupid glasses It's not how you normally dress fashion your glasses pushing the edge. You've done this fit Glasses, it's not how you normally dress. This is fashion forward. Those are your glasses. This is pushing the edge, bro. You've done this fit multiple places. You gotta do the towel.

You've had the towel multiple times. At that party, you had the same outfit. No, the towel was cutting edge, bro. No one's ever done this before. Call him out. Yo, you pissed me off, son. Oh, the party he didn't invite you to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, no. He pissed me off today. This motherfucker comes with a garment bag, and I'm like, oh, Mark got some shit. He pulls out a towel and wraps it around his waist. It's a gym bag, not a garment bag. No, it was a garment bag.

It was legit a garment bag. No, he went to the gym, this motherfucker, and then he just tried to come to the pod like, oh, we're getting all fashioned up. But who brings a towel and a garment bag, bro? Yeah. I was so upset. I thought you had some shit, too.

I didn't. We were supposed to have just fun. I didn't had some shit, too. I didn't. We were supposed to have fun. I didn't. We're all going to Zara and buying stuff. My bad. Or Zara, the Italian version. Sorry. Spanish.

Listen, point is, Fashion Week was actually really fucking interesting. I had a great goddamn time. Dove, thank you so much. Dove curated an amazing weekend. Shout out to Dove. And happy birthday. Happy birthday, Dove. Happy birthday, Dove. Love you, buddy. Dove curated an amazing weekend. Shout out to Dove. And happy birthday. Happy birthday, Dove. Love you, buddy. Thank you for throwing me a

very expensive birthday. Well, thank you Kid Super and Louie. Well, thank fucking Jaeger. Shout out to Jaeger one more time. Jaeger has been holding it down. Basically every once in a while, we just call Jaeger and then we go, yo, it would be crazy if we do this thing

that would really benefit only you. And Jaeger and then we go, yo, it would be crazy if we do this thing that would really benefit only you. And Jaeger goes, it kind of feels like this benefits you guys. It's just like you and your friends going to party in Paris. And I'm like, yeah, but you have to understand, this is really more better for you that we party in Paris and just do all that kind of

drinking stuff that we're going to do lots of Jaeger drinking. And they're like, it still feels as if you're just planning vacations and then calling us. This is at our detriment. That's it. That's it. Listen, drink Jaeger responsibly. Also, look how I poured that with the brand out.

Do you see the logo out right there? No, but in all seriousness, thank you so much, Jaeger. And I'm going to keep calling y'all with crazy ideas and just keep answering the phone. That's all we ask of them. But for real, shout out to Jaeger for letting us just do this crazy wild shit. This has just been so awesome. And they threw a party. So they threw Kid Soopers after party.

They threw Kid Soopers after party. Who performed? It was Roddy Ricch, Kodak Black, some like 12-year-old that Colm found in Brooklyn. I don't even know if he was legally allowed to be in that club. He was good, though. I didn't even know if he had a passport. Like, it was very concerning. Like, I think they smuggled this fucking kid in.

It was young. The kid was young. He's young-ish. Bro. He's like 19, maybe. He had on a baby fat jacket. The guy had on a baby fat jacket. A fast-ass young man.

He was a fast, young boy. But he had a beautiful voice. Kodak black is an absolute fucking legend superstar clip going around of him dancing so did he start dancing during the show yeah yeah oh no that's you're talking about the lv show when he was in front of the car yeah that was before i think oh okay yeah i thought that was because there's a big car that was just out there it was like an old kind of uh kind of classic the yellow one yeah okay yeah so for anybody doesn't know like so uh our our boy Colm, who is Kid Super,

also designed this, I guess, season's Louis Vuitton men's stuff. Yeah. Major. That's five stars. Yeah, I mean, it's just the top. It's the fucking top. That's amazing.

And it was so cool, and he invited us out there to the show, and I got to sit front row at the Louis Vuitton show. And it was two people in my seat, but we made it happen. There was a lady. There was another lady in the seat, and she was this journalist from Beijing who was actually kind of cool. I was asking her all these China questions, and she was just breaking it down for me. But yeah, we were in the same seat, so we just split it up.

And then next to us was supposed to be... How do you split it up? Son, at first she sat down. Son, we almost did laps. Yo. Son, they gave us the same seat. I didn't know what to do. It's a long bench with a place specifically. Oh, it's not a seat.

It's like bleachers. You said a seat. No, no, no. But they just give the numbers. So I go and I see her sitting like close to the end, but I know my seat is the end. So I like go to sit down. And usually when you go to sit down, like the person moves over a little bit. She did not budge. Oh, really? And I was like, God damn.

Great wall. Just bodied me, bro. Great wall. Yeah. Nah, that's when you man spread. You like show what time it is. She totally done did that, bro. She did.

She was in position and she was not mobile. And thank God, Dub started like truffling and she showed her seat, same thing. So we just snuggled up. Other people start filling in. Tyra Banks comes, right? This is Tyra Banks. This is America's top model. This is like Sports Illustrated, like as big as it fucking gets.

Absolute boss. Tyra was right next to her. So it went me, her, Tyra, right? Me and her in the same seat. Me and the Asian woman in the same seat. And Tyra, all these people had moved. There's no room for Tyra. Tyra comes up to these young people who are excited about fashion.

This is Tyra fucking Banks. Sports Illustrated. Yes. The whole fucking thing. Goes, hey, my seat is right there. Can you guys slide over? They didn't even acknowledge the question was asked wow this is pyra fucking bitch bro that gotta feel bad bro next level next level how did

she respond i was ignoring too so i didn't really i was scared she was gonna ask me to sit down the fuck am i supposed to do so i didn't i didn't. Damn, Tyrell. And then they put her in a different place. Well, she actually handled it well. She wasn't a diva. She was like, oh, okay, this seems kind of weird. And then kind of just waited for someone to come. And then they put her right behind. Yeah.

But it worked out. But she actually handled herself. Yo, I thought that she was going to have a meltdown. Yeah. Because it's disrespectful. Your seat's right there. She was assigned a seat. And then she shows up.

And the dude sitting right next was supposed to be four seats down down but he was pushed down from his seat and so on and so just because it's a bench everyone just slides in they probably have like a plus one asian journalist lady she is a boss shorty's a boss showed up in like a hoodie and sweats she was dressed like shifty this is and then and then they were like yo she told me she's like sometimes they give me a bag so I don't look so homeless. And I started asking her, I was like, yo, can you tell me, like, what's the deal right now with, like, China? She goes, yo, in China right now, like, 90% of people got COVID. I go, what?

It was like, yo, in China, the whole country started protesting the lockdown. And they all just gave each other COVID protesting. And they literally got in the streets and then the country basically, and this is the first time in a hundred years the country has acquiesced to the people's demands. Because usually it's like clap, clap. But so many people were out there

so the country was like, fine, you got it. Now it's like, but weren't people vaccinated? And she goes, yeah, but China's got an ego so we only let people get the Chinese one and it was missing a few stitches, you know what I mean? Yeah. No, it was just duck sauce, right? It was not a vaccine.

It was nothing. It was literally just, like, fucking water. I don't even think it did anything. She said it wasn't working, so, like, 90% of the people got that shit, and she was quick to be like, I've been here for six months. Don't worry. And I was like, I'm American. Like, COVID can't kill me no more.

Yeah, he was already in medical gear, bro. He was dressed like this when he pulled up. Let's go. He didn't even care. Do you know what time it was? Those are flies. They good, right?

Actually, shout out Mischief. They made up. Mischief gave me these. That was a fly, bro. But I asked him, I was like, yo, can I ask you a question? What happened to Jack Ma?

Because you heard about the billionaire dude who went ghost for three months and then he came back and whatever. And this is what she said. She's like, in America, money buys power. So if you got money, you can buy influence.

You can do whatever. You can buy senators. You can get whatever you want with money. She goes, in China, power controls the money. So Jack had a person in government. Sorry, so government controls the people, the money. Jack had a person in government who essentially was so government controls the people, the money. Jack had a person in government who essentially was his protector.

And that person died. Oh. And he didn't have a relationship with Xi Jinping like that. And Xi Jinping was like, is this guy trying to come from my spot?

Ah. We need to set a precedent. So it was really interesting. Whereas in America, it's like, all right, the president's out in four years.

We'll put the next one in and dump $100 million in their campaign, whatever. But it was a really cool, like, what, what? That's how in four years. We'll put the next one in and dump $100 million in their campaign, whatever. But it's a really cool, like, what? That's how you know you don't give a shit about fashion. What? You're sitting front row at the biggest fashion show in the world sitting next to a journalist. What's up with these Chinese billionaires?

Like, where are they going? He's asking the important questions. So what did they do? He was just like, you're going to sit, take a time out for three months? Or they, like, took him somewhere? I think that they basically were like, yo, don't fuck with politics at all. Because maybe there were some rumblings that he might be interested in getting involved in politics. And they basically let you know, there's a difference.

You can be a little billionaire if you want, but you know who daddy is. And your daddy's gone, so you're going to act right and not do anything to undermine my power. And maybe that three months was a little- My house, my rules. Daddy didn little- My house, my rules. Dad, he didn't say my house, my rules. Facts, though. Yeah. But kind of cool, right?

Yeah. I mean, it's a more logical way to maintain power than the American way. Oh, 100%. Because once you get money, you start coming for me. Yep. If you want to maintain power, the best thing you can do is I'm going to let you have your money. You're going to shut the fuck up. Yep.

And clip it before they get in a position where they can take you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she said a wild thing, then we get back to the fashion, but she was like, how like, what is that thing called? Alibaba?

Yeah. So what she said about how Alibaba works, she's like, Alibaba is kind of almost like their Amazon, if you will, basically connects like consumers with the people who have the goods to sell. A lot of times they're like factories, right?

But she's like, what Alibaba really is is just this place to hold the money. So in other words, when you pay for something, that money doesn't get released to the person who's making it, the factory, until you get your product. So at any point in time, Alibaba is holding like an entire

first world country's like yearly GDP. At any point in time. So that type of influence you have when you're holding that kind of money and then you can invest that money in different places,

you're basically a gigantic country. Yeah. And that's why I think Jack Ma was one of the people who was, you know, higher up in Alibaba.

I think he was the founder. He was the founder creator. So that's why Gigi Ping or whatever had to be like, listen, you need to know who you work for.

Okay. I think it was kind of cool like talking to someone who's actually from there because everything that we get on, you know to know who you work for. Okay. It was kind of cool talking to someone who's actually from there because everything that we get in the West is so biased. Yeah. I didn't even know that there were millions of Chinese people protesting the lockdowns. Did y'all see that?

Oh, you did hear? Okay. But little things, though, considering how disproportionate the fucking protests were, this is like millions of people protesting. If there's a protest of that size in any... We heard about the fucking France protest nonstop. Yeah. Or Iran. We've heard about the Iran protest non nonstop. Yeah. And that was like a couple.

Or Iran. We've heard about the Iran protests nonstop. And I felt like the coverage on China was minimal, despite the fact that it seems like in the news they like to play up the fact that we're beefing with China. Yeah. So now I'm skeptical of the beef with China. Yeah. Or there's Chinese money going to these corporations we don't know about. Like if they own part of Reddit, they own fucking TikTok, like, yeah, you're not going to get these things

popping up at the same rate. Because I actually feel like we kiss China's ass a lot on a political level. That shit made me feel like we really do. I don't read it as we have beef with China. I read it as we are threatened by China and we're cozying up to them in a way that doesn't feel American,

for lack of a better way to put it. I just now realized what this shit was. No, no. I just got to sleep or so, bro. I guess what I'm saying is usually you take advantage of these moments. For example, we're beefing this shit, right? No, no. I just got to sleep or something. No, no, no. But like, I guess what I'm saying is usually you take advantage of these moments. For example,

we're beefing with Iran, right? So when there's unrest in Iran, we put the gas on it, right? Like every, and I'm like, why aren't we putting the gas on the fact that China is- You can't piss off daddy.

Yo. It feels like that. Son, it really- Don't say that, man. Son, it's facts. That grossed me out when you said that. Shout out to my Chinese.

You changed once you started being a WTF or whatever. You changed. That building changed you. They knocked $1,000 off of rent, and this motherfucker is bowing and shit. This is John Cena, bro. Come on. You really are John Cena, bro. Hey, I don't care.

Yeah. All day. What's up? Okay, Mark, what were your thoughts on Paris Fashion Week? What are your thoughts on our boy, Colm? I mean, it's amazing. Like, it's, I don't, again, I don't, like, I don't understand the runway thing necessarily, like, how that works within the fashion industry circle.

Like, I get that, like, you're showing looks, but they're not actually going to get produced. This is just, like, concept stuff to, like, show. Maybe explain that to people. The direction of the brand. Like, these runways don't necessarily, like, make money, and they don't really influence fashion outside of the fashion world. They're basically a representation to show the industry, hey, here's what our brand is doing, and here's the direction that we're going to go. So the things that actually get sent to production might be reminiscent of what's happening on the runway, but they're not going to be actual products. Like, when you see a girl wearing a fucking kiddie pool,

we're not going to be selling the kiddie pool in the store. This is just pushing the envelope of fashion saying, hey, here's what the brand is doing and where we're going. It almost feels like a concept car. Yeah, that's what I was just going to ask. And the concept cars are fire, but they're not realistic to be made. It might be too expensive to make a car like that. It might not fit with certain requirements.

So these outfits that we're seeing are done with Kid Super's ideas and his team's ideas, but they're also blended with Louis Vuitton. But we're not really going to be able to buy these things in the store exactly like that. Just aspects of it, like one or two seasons later. Or maybe the theme. I mean, they're moving more towards things

that'll be released. So like what Colm released at the Louis Vuitton show, like there is a good percentage of that that will actually get into stores. But not those exact fits.

I think fits that will be reminiscent of those fits. Yeah, thematically close. But I think some are like, did you see some of those briefcases? Yeah, some of those.

Some of that. I was just impressed with Colm in general. He's in a really difficult position. I think people will relate to the situation even if they don't necessarily know fashion outright. But obviously Virgil Abloh is this pioneer in the fashion space. He creates Off-White, all the shit NBA players wear,

like Hypebeast stuff. And he was the former creative director of Louis Vuitton and then was pushing Louis Vuitton and blended Louis Vuitton, which is a high fashion brand, and streetwear together in a way that like no one had ever done before. He was like the messiah of like fashion for a long time and then dies suddenly. But also, and not only that, like you were explaining this and we were talking to Devin about this, like what he did for other designers. Like a lot of times you're in a creative industry, you see this in comedy, podcasting, you see it in art, you see it in fashion. in a creative industry, you see this in comedy,

podcasting, you see it in art, you see it in fashion. It's like, the type of personality that makes you skyrocket to the top is, there's a level of competitiveness, a level of almost like animosity and like hate for your competition. And apparently Virgil is like the most celebratory of other

artists that he taught were brilliant. Extremely generous, extremely kind, wanted to give people opportunities. So he had crazy love in the world as well. I think that's true in most industries, though. I feel like the narcissism and the insane competitiveness,

you rock it to the middle and then you don't necessarily... Kanye West, bro. Longevity isn't there. That's my point, that the longevity is what gets you. But he didn't rock it to the middle. Right.

Maybe you just burn fast, but you'll go, but you won't necessarily go far. But just by being consistently talented and generous is what gives you the long career that Virgil would have had had he not passed away. I think typically legacy-wise also, your legacy doesn't last. I don't agree with that at all. Really?

I think it is so much more rare that there's a Rogan. There's so much more rare that there's a Virgil. What is way more normal is a tyrant. No, of course. That's more normal. But I think that those people burn away. Like, I think they're, I don't think they have the longevity. I don't know, because I think that there are people right now that we might, you know, call tyrants.

And, like, Steve Jobs was a tyrant, right? Like, you have all these people who are absolute tyrants. And their ability to treat people in a disposable manner might allow them to be incredibly effective. in a disposable manner might allow them to be incredibly effective, but at the same time, it's not the ideal situation where you're rooting for them and you can't wait for them to succeed.

And then Virgil or Rogan or even Drake in that way, where he's putting on all these young people, there's so much love, not only from your competition, but there's so much love from the people who are seeing you put on all these other creatives. It's just so fucking rare. So stepping those shoes as you were saying so the column i think business is a little different than art whereas art is a reflection of you typically whatever you put out there so if you're a designer that's a reflection of you you're a comic that's a

reflection of you so if you are an inauthentic person at a certain point you could get famous as fuck but at a certain point it's just not going to last as long legacy-wise. Kanye, I think, is so good at creating, what's the word you say, generating force. He's like a magnet for attention. So I think he's the outlier.

But I think typically the legendary artists, because they're just authentic, that's why it lasts. And then they tend to treat people better because you're an authentic person. Sorry to interrupt you.

No, no, no, no. I think you're completely right. But all that to say, it's an interesting position that he's in. Basically, there's this once-in-a-lifetime generational talent, Virgil, that changes the whole game. And now, Colm is tapped to sort of co-create this line with a really big fashion house.

And it's just a really high-pressure, high-stakes situation to be in. And then to see him kill it, and to see him get recognition from all the people within the industry to be like, bro, you rose to the occasion. And I think a lot of people feel like that. If you get a promotion, you've got to take over for someone else. Feeling that pressure and then seeing the person succeed in spite of it.

It's like, I'm not even taking a shot. It's almost like, imagine Seinfeld leaves Seinfeld and they replace him with another comic, and they're like, all right, buddy, you've got to fill that guy's shoes. Go kill it. You're going to be like, what? Yeah, yeah. It's incredibly hard.

And I just think he did it really well, and the feedback was amazing. That's great. And then his own show, having all the comics, is just so cool. So that was the other thing. I love the way that Louis Vuitton did it, and hopefully this was by design,

but even if it wasn't by design, but basically not making this massive announcement, here's the next face, because the second you do that, everybody who's missing Virgil and feels like Virgil was taken from them unfairly, which he was, like the guy dies out of nowhere, then nobody had any idea that he even had cancer, right? Yeah.

And it's like, instead you have this guy going, well, he's going to co-create this brand and giving him the opportunity to win it over. And now you're kind of rooting for the underdog. Yeah. Like, you don't even have the job yet. We've all felt like we don't have the job. Yeah. You know, we've all been up for something and wanting to succeed.

Like, I think positioning wise it was great. And then with his own show, The Kid's Super Show, where he basically has a bunch of comics wearing the clothes. It's not the traditional models,

you know, there were Santino's out there, Stavros was out there, Theo Vaughn was out there. Jeff Ross. Jeff Ross, Mateo, Yvonne.

Yeah, Yvonne. Yvonne Orgy, she's great. Yeah, she was great. Ferry, he's a French comedian. Oh, Ferry's a French comedian, exactly. And then, you know, J Balvin came and did a joke. Yvonne. Yvonne Orgy. She's great. Yeah, she was great. And... Ferry. He's a French comedian. Oh, Ferry's a French comedian. Exactly. And then, you know, J Balvin

came and did a joke. Wow, that's amazing. Yeah. And then Tyra hosted. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew Tyra was there. And then I was on the show, obviously, as well. And then, like, doing that and, like, transforming what one of these fashion shows can be, like, it was by far the just most

unique way of delivering the show. And basically, when you look at all these other fashion shows, you're basically trying to go, what's the obstacle course for these emaciated people to walk around in? That's the challenge. It's like, do they walk around in nothing? Do they walk around on water? Do they walk around in

a house? Like, what is it? And he was just like, nah, we're not doing it with models. We're gonna have these comedians go up there and how was that son it was put it this way outside of the show the the theater held like 1300 which you didn't know i didn't know i thought it was gonna be 50 people yeah that's what i would have thought me too so i was just like yeah i'm just gonna make fun of this motherfucker in front of his friends and like these high fashion people and then whatever and i found out the night before it's in this beautiful fucking theater I was like oh I gotta like write some jokes

for this shit like this is gonna be a real thing that I gotta succeed we go outside of the fucking show before it starts there's 5,000 people that are trying to get into the venue the police are called it's barricaded there's fist fights in the street like

fashion fist fights which is hilarious, right? Dudes with nails and shit scratching each other. It is crazy, okay? They gotta barricade the venue so people don't go in. They have to bring down those metal things in front of the movie days. And the venue was like, we're not doing this shit.

The venue said no. The venue's like, we can't hold this many people. The fire department is getting called shit. They thought the show would get canceled for a second because it was just so powerful. And then you have to think, like, no. The venue's like, we can't hold this many people. The fire department is getting called shit. They thought the show would get canceled for a second because it was just so powerful. And then you have to think like. Best case scenario. Yes. Assuming no one gets hurt.

But yes, for sure. But remember, the people that you want in that show are the writers from Vogue and from Women's War Daily and buyers for all these places. Because you want our boy to get the press and get this. And they're coming from another show all over, so they're showing up, and it's 5,000 people outside. Best possible thing that could ever happen is all those people came to get into a show. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I told Mark before the show even started, I was like, Mark, it would be awesome if we all went up and killed. Do you know what would be better? If this show never fucking happened. Because 5,000 people tried to break into it and it was just absolute mayhem. It's like, well, what is it?

Why is there so much energy around KISS Hooper? They end up making the show happen. It's like an hour late, which is also fire. Fashionably late. Boom. Boom. And Tyra goes up. Tyra's fucking great. All the comics go on. It's fucking funny.

It's interesting. It's different. Theo was killing me, bro. Theo was crazy. During the walkthroughs, everyone's walking around, and Theo is just always Theo. It's amazing to watch him. I never really hung out with him, watching him on his bod and stuff. But he's just standing there, and they're giving the walkthrough, and this guy looks like Yoda is explaining what to do.

He's like, okay, so you walk around like this, and then it just gets dead silent. He just goes like, so how do you even win? He's like, but do you win? How do you even win the thing? And they were like, no one wins. And he's like, oh, okay, good. But he's just unbelievably funny.

So you guys just walked? No, so you walk onto the stage, like a traditional theater, right? You basically walk to the middle, make a right angle, walk to the front, and then you do a few minutes of stand-up. Oh, okay. And then after that, you get off. What was that experience like? You killed it.

So, yeah, it was fun, but, like, the crazy thing was not knowing what the audience was. I was like, do these motherfuckers speak English? Are they kids super specific fans? Are they fashion fans? Because I wanted to make some jokes about fashion because when will I ever have the opportunity to do that? Like kind of specific nuance shit. But a too cool show typically is not good.

Typically, but that's why the frenzy, people got in, I think they're already more geeked because they're like, I got in. So it's a hotter crowd and they're more willing to laugh because like,

I'm going to enjoy this shit that much more because they couldn't get in and I could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was cool. And there's nothing fashion people want more

than to be a part of the thing that nobody could get into. Yeah, yeah. Oh, the best, can I read something from Vogue that they wrote on this?

They wrote on like the comedians and their little bits. Fuck yes, read it. They wrote about Andrew. The closing act, Andrew Schultz worked a routine

around Alexander Wang that was enough to give a publicist recurring nightmares. So you guys heard of Alexander Wang? You got some accusations. Yeah, so he was

basically like me too and dudes like crazy. And it was funny, like after the show, we're at the after party, and there was a bunch of these male models came up to me, and I know they're male models because they call themselves male models, which is the weirdest thing. Like you could just be like, we model.

You don't have to be like, we're male models. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, is that what gender? I'm a male nurse. You got to let them know. You could be anything. I mean, I'm going to add gender to everything from now on. Are you a male nurse. You gotta let them know. It could be anything. I mean, I'm gonna add gender to everything from now on.

Are you a male comedian? I'm a male comedian. I was doing male comedy that night. But yeah, so I was like, I was thinking, all right, what's the joke about, what's the joke about like Alexander Wang? And I was able to like tie some things in

and like kind of, you know, whatever. We'll probably post it. It'll be up soon, whatever. We'll get it. We'll post it. And then just doing some other stuff. So it was cool to do something that I thought was like a unique set just for that environment that I kind of never do again. And it was just, and it was just fun. And then at the end I had a kind of like thoughtful moment for Colm. It was kind of cool. There was like, Colm used to go to the fucking Louis Vuitton store in New York when he was a teenager

and he would sell his shirts outside to the people waiting in line to get in. And then, and then I was like, and now he sells his shirts inside. That's fine.

And it was like, you know, it's a fucking cool little moment for a guy who's really awesome and has been supportive of us. Yeah. But even if you don't care

about fashion, I feel like his story and what he's done like transcends to where it can go into any industry. That's why I thought it was cool, I feel like his story and what he's done transcends to where it can go into any industry. That's why I thought it was cool.

And his team, too. He's got a great group of guys. Shout out to Foto. What they got going on kind of reminds me of what we got going on, man. It's really cool.

Even when they were putting together the show, I was like, oh, these motherfuckers have no clue what they're doing. They're just doing it. And I was like,

yeah, that's every project we've ever done. We're going to make a special for Netflix. And then they're like, have you done this? I'm like, man, don't have no clue what they're doing they're just doing it and I was like yeah that's every project we've ever done you know we're like we're gonna make a special for Netflix and then they're like have you done this we're like man

don't worry about it we gonna figure that out but it's just cool like fashion is so exclusionary and so like no one can get in and like so too cool and what he does

is like opens it up most of these fashion shows are like 100 people he's like 1300 people can come here like fashion shows are like oh you have to look this way and you have to be this thing and you have to be super cool and he's like nah fuck it get people can come here. Like, fashion shows are like, oh, you have to look this way, and you have to be this thing,

and you have to be super cool. And he's like, nah, fuck it. Get Stavros in here. It just feels much more open and much more like, what a shot to Stavros. All the comics to call out. Stavros was saying about Stavros. Stavros is not necessarily a model, per se. You know what I mean? I think he

said it himself. He said, I hold the record for the fattest person to ever walk at Paris Fashion Week and I think that might be true that was fun there was some good shit and I just want to say thank you everybody thank you so much to Dove Dove curated a fucking great weekend

there's a thing and I will give you this credit Dove is and I told him this yesterday when we're with Dove, I know that he has he has this insecurity of not

getting the best out of whatever situation. I don't want to maybe call it insecurity, but there is like a FOMO. Like if there's a better version of whatever that night is, he's going to fucking access it, right? It don't matter what it is. Like if we're in a restaurant and there's a better section, he's going to immediately access it, right? It doesn't matter what it is. If we're in a restaurant and there's a better section, he's going to immediately register it.

He's like the Terminator. In a room, oh, that table is closer to the DJ. And he just figures it out. And so going into an environment like that this weekend, knowing that he's going to figure out the best of every single thing was just so ease-inducing and fantastic. It was just fucking great. Even in Paris, you can truffle during fashion week.

This is his environment. Wow. This is... The playground. That's goat-level chug. And it's like, we have our friends there. The currency, this, the ride back was special. Watching him walk up to Parisians at a fucking restaurant,

he would never speak to me the way that he speaks about me to the hostess. Do you know what I mean? He would never show that level of love and affection and appreciation. You know what I mean? To me, we could have fixed that. When he walks up to the hostess, oh, we have the biggest comedian. Do you have podcasts here? The podcast.

And all of a sudden, the hostess-da-da, this, that. And all of a sudden, the hosts are kind of like, their heads are kind of swirling. He's just saying fucking words at them, words, words. Table pops up. Just amazing. The best part is, usually when I do this, I tell the other guys, get the fuck out of my way right here.

And you just stand in the corner, look cool until I call you over. That's how you do it. What do you do to look cool you like smoke a cigarette or well every guy every gay guy in the city of paris was was checking this oh yeah gay guys like mustaches yeah oh yeah gay guys are into the mustaches dude gay guys are into the how'd you know how'd you find out because your dad brought his gay friend that i didn't know was gay and he was just fucking gazing at me during dinner dude like literally during dinner like dude. Literally, during dinner, I would just kind of turn my head

around the table and I'd catch him just staring at me like this. And I'd be like, sup? And he'd go. They trying you, son. Son!

They trying. He was trying to get your vibes. He was catching. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with someone appreciating? You know what I mean? Nothing wrong with it, bro. Just someone just appreciating art. He just wants you to experiment a little bit. What happens in appreciating? You know what I mean? Nothing wrong with it, bro. Just someone just appreciating art.

He just wants you to experiment a little bit. What happens in fashion week, you know what I mean? Son, it is. Listen. Son, they try to get your ass, bro. Son, son, they were trying, bro. You spend time with your appearance. You try to look good.

You do your hair, and then you get mad at people for staring. What's wrong with that? When was I mad? I just didn't know he was gay. He was just staring at me. And then you were like, oh, yeah, he's gay. Yeah. And I was like, all right, well, that shit makes me more comfortable. Don't be straight looking at me like that. Why didn't you just ask him? Why didn't then you were like oh yeah he's gay yeah and i was like all right well that shit makes that more comfortable don't be straight looking at me like that why did you just

ask him why did you be like you're i'm not gonna do that to your friend your dad's friend he's french so i don't know what the fuck's going on it could just be french yeah that is tough actually to tell yeah yeah no i had a feeling bro i had a feeling when when he was talking to that like six foot six beautiful transgender woman. Like, but it was obviously trans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, yeah, yeah, you know, he's got a penis or whatever. And he was like, no way.

C'est pas possible. C'est pas possible. C'est pas possible. But, no, it was, we had a fucking, we had a good-ass time. Bro, can you say what you were laughing about with Theo did on the plane? Oh, yeah, this fucking, this poor guy who was one of the stylists was snoring. And he was snoring kind of loud. Like, loud. Yeah, it was so loud, I thought it was Jameel snoring.

Who was right next to you. Who was, like, in my section, yeah. He was snoring like how a Foley artist would do snoring in a movie. Yes, cartoon snoring. Like, you could see the bubble. Yeah, exactly. I thought you were talking about H. Foley and I was like wait why you gotta

bring Foley in I did think that he also snores the same way he definitely snores jackhammer are they doing construction maybe you can't hear him

through his apnea mask exactly but like the curtain in the airplane was like going in and out every time he snored like it was crazy and Theo just tapped him

and he was like buddy the snoring's a bit much I just I love that I just love that and the guy wakes up and he's like what what did you say

it's a bit much but it was it was a fucking problem what did the guy say he just goes yeah alright my bad and he just kind of like turned around the other way

started snoring 10 minutes later yeah so we were at the after party and Jameel is hilarious okay so we're at this after party Colm is finally on stage for the first time this is his own after party, and Jameel is hilarious. Okay, so we're at this after party. Colm is finally on stage for the first time.

This is his own after party. He's designed the Louis Vuitton show. He just had his own show, massively successful. Thousands of people come up. He just grabs the mic for the first time to at least speak to all these people and indulge in his success. Monumental achievement, right? Hey, guys, how you doing?

What's going on? All of a sudden, this model-looking girl walks up, grabs the microphone, and goes, shout out to the LGBTQTI plus people. We need a shout out to the LGBTQ plus community, and they need to be recognized, and they are important. And finally, Colin gets the mic back, and he goes, that's exactly what I was about to

say. Shout out to the LGBTQI plus community, right? Bro, the audacity. Ham is a really funny, but like crazy move. Yeah. You know what I mean? We're leaving the party hours later. These women are crazy.

Son, hours later, we're leaving, right? I look at Jameel. Jameel's talking to the girl. Yeah. that was like, shout out to LGBTQ plus community. She's talking to him. All of a sudden, her friend comes over and starts grilling Jameel. Like, what do you want with my friend? What is the plan? Like, what are you guys trying to do?

Like, what's going on? And Jameel is like, listen. He goes, look, we were just having a conversation man to man i don't want nothing i have no problem but then he ended with the man to man i literally rolled on the fucking floor that's so good that's good but seriously shout out to lgbbq we love y'all Fucking Sick. I hate this. I hate this, bro. That shit looked bigger than you, bro. Huh? That gun looked bigger than you. Yeah. Son, that shit was amazing. This pisses me off so much. Why?

We've done so many awesome things together. We've hung out with so many cool places. We've done so many awesome things. I was in Vegas. I was like, I'm not going to drink. I'm not going to gamble. I got to do something. And then you go to Vegas and you're like, dude, this place is fun.

Yeah. We go to Burning Man. He just hates it. We go to Morocco. No guns in Burning Man. How come when you hang out with us, you hate it? And then you go alone to Vegas and you're like, this place is the best. Yeah, yeah. Being alone is hates it. We go to Morocco. No guns in Burning Man. How come when you hang out with us, you hate it, and then you go alone to Vegas, and you're like, this place is the best.

Being alone is the best, that's for sure. Then we know I love being alone. I think this is what it was, bro. You just start shooting guns. You're like, man, now I'm having fun. Yo, Kev sent this video over. They gave me a handgun. Good for him.

I've always been scared of guns because I'm so weak, I thought the kickback would, the gun would break my nose. Too much, yeah. Yeah, but the kickback's not as crazy as you think, and I'm not a bad shot, to be honest with you. If you scrub through, you can see there's an automatic

that you can't aim for shit. Oh, you're shooting right-handed. Yeah. Why is that? This hand is more coordinated, it feels like. I dribble with this hand, shoot with this hand.

I write with this hand, throw with this hand. Well, that tennis fucking really sucks. I've been tennis with this hand. Have you ever shot a gun before? Never. This is my first time

shooting a gun. You're born and raised in Texas. This is another time I'm more Indian than I am Texan. Wow. It would never even cross our minds.

I shot a potato gun. That was some redneck shit. Damn. This is my first shot of a handgun. So again, I was just... You don't even...

Yeah. Goddamn, bro. That shit is sick, bro. Did you just flinch, bro? Shut up. How'd you flinch at a gun in a video? Yo, loud noise is fucking me.

Shut the fuck up and watch the goddamn shit. Watch the replay bro. The guns in the video. You're a fucking cop. It looks like you just woke up from a nap. You just fucking jerked. You know those housewives that go to the gun range? I'm going to be one of them.

I'm going to just do this shit for fun. It's mad fun. That, you can't aim for shit, but it's so fun. You probably have some people that can aim it. Yeah, I think people can aim it. You can't aim like precisely.

There's probably some people that can do it. I don't think so. No? I don't think it's possible. I probably made a gun that you can't aim at all. Yeah, I know.

That's a good idea. No, it just shatters. It just scatters a little bit. Yeah. I aim for the heart and I would get the shoulder. What do you think is more realistic? Just you suck at shooting or it's the gun? I'm a little bit. I aim for the heart, and I would get the shoulder. What do you think is more realistic? Just you suck at shooting, or it's the gun?

I'm a good shot. It looks like that dude's about to take your ass right now. Shout out to John, dude. He was fucking dope. This is a video of shoulder parents, I think. Those guys make sure you can't kill yourself. At one point, I was like, you got your gun, right? And I'm like, you guys got to try this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.? And I'm like, you guys got to try this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Son, his hand to the size of your back. Size of your back. What the fuck, bro? Made me feel man safe. Bro, it looks like he's shooting you.

Like, you did. Yo, what's your thing with big white giants, bro? Yeah, why do you like big white guys so much? You, dog. It's like an edible con. But why? For my career. The giants, bro.

Because where was Kev? Kev's filming. Oh, he's jealous right now. Yeah. Nah, Kev gets the love too, bro. Oh, wow. Look at that. Look how many fucking center mass shots there are.

What? Oh, Derek Poston. Yo, shouts to Poston. He's the greatest. Was he good? I feel like he's good at most shit. He was probably good at most shit. Son, nobody else wanted to shoot the gun.

Everybody was scared. What do you mean everybody was scared? I feel like he was good at most shit. He was probably good at most shit. Son, nobody else wanted to shoot the gun. Everybody was scared. What do you mean everybody was scared? Everybody's like, I'm not comfortable with it. Derek, I was like, dude, maybe you just, you think you're a black guy holding a gun

and they're just going to kill you right away. They were scared? Yeah, they were like, Dushar didn't want to shoot, Poston didn't want to shoot and then Kevin was like, I'm going to film. That's why he has fun.

It's the first time that he's not the host. You're dangerous. You're the wild one. You're the wild one. That's true. I didn't even think about that. I didn't even not the pussy. You're dangerous. You're the wild one. You're the wild one. That's true. I didn't even think about that. I didn't even think about that. You're crazy.

He's like, I'm not the pussy of the group. I'm the daredevil. You're the cool guy. I'm the daredevil. You're going to go to the gun range in the controlled environment and shoot the pistols? This guy's fucking crazy. I am a risk taker. Now, you are.

That is crazy. You're going to have Muscle Dog rub your shoulder while you're shooting? That is fucking insane, bro. You're the fucking, you're the Alec Baldwin of the squad. You are sick. That's fucking crazy. Okay, the show. How was the show?

Shows were great, man. Vegas is also an interesting, like, it's so touristy. So Vegas people are there, but also you get a good cross-section of just America. So it's a really good gauge, I think, in terms of, like, material that would be easier to do in New York or harder to do in Texas. You're just getting all of it right there. Everybody's coming to Vegas. So I thought that was the coolest thing about it. And the venue was beautiful.

I mean, like, even if it's a smaller theater or whatever, they're going to Vegas it up. The lights are going to be sick. So it was a really fun show. Shouts to the Virgin. We had two fun shows there. Virgin Hotels, obviously, for me. I thought you were just bragging. Shouts to the Virgin. We had two fun shows there. Virgin Hotels, obviously for me.

I thought you were bragging. Shouts to the Virgin, shouts to me, shouts to Mark. Two nights, baby. It's always funny when you clown me for being a virgin

because I'm like, hey, just don't hurt my feelings. Come on, bro. That's what I'm saying. But yeah, shows were fun, man. Vegas, I had never, this is my first time ever performing there.

Yeah. You went there for a bachelor party or something like that? I went there, no, I'd been there like, oh, no, I went there because my friend sold his company when I was there for a couple days. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which was its own fire ass thing. Yeah. But like this was my first time walking like outside of the strip even a little bit.

And when I realized these guys aren't going to fuck about anything but commerce. Yeah. We walked by a wedding chapel, right? A Vegas wedding chapel. They didn't open until 10 p.m. Which means if you're sober and in love and just want to get married for cheap, I don't need to help you. I want

motherfuckers making bad decisions that they're going to regret. At no point does that city give a fuck about your welfare. Even the marriage is like, not holy matrimony. This ain't the holy matrimony spot. This is the let's see what happens spot.

It was a fascinating city, though. It's fun, man. It's a fun fucking place. I love that that's the place matrimony spot. This is the let's see what happens spot. Yeah. Which is, it was a fascinating city though. It's fun, man. It's a fun fucking place. I love that that's the place you love the most. Yeah, I know. That makes me, Sin City, bro.

It's on 6th, it's right on my, it's Mad Chains. I love chains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Cheesecake Factory wherever you want to be. You're good.

Okay. It's Middle America. Did you gamble at all? I didn't gamble a dollar, dude. I didn't drink. They got buffets. We at the buffet at the Bacchanal. That shit was fine. It's everything I love. Oh my God. It's everything America. Did you gamble at all? I didn't gamble a dollar, dude. I didn't drink. They got buffets. We hit the buffet at the Bacchanal. That shit was fine.

It's everything I love. Oh, my God. It's everything I love. Why do you gamble a little? I feel like you would like it. I think I would like it too much. Yeah. I think I would like it too much.

Yeah. Yeah, if only they had a Bitcoin exchange there, dude. Then you could have fucking... Oh, yeah, yeah. No, because I have a gambling debt. That's why I don't gamble. Yeah, you're... I'm heavily in debt because of gambling.

Your wife is your bookie, and she's like, no more. My wife is my quick cold turkey, actually. Goddamn, well that's far. Alright, well look. Al, you were what? Sick the whole weekend? Yeah, just dying of the flu, but I'm good to go. Okay. Back alive? Yeah, back alive. Anything crazy happen? Nah.

It is true. You didn't give it to him. Shifty gave it to you. Nah, you gave it to him. Son, if Shifty did give it to you, he got his payback when we returned. What happened? This is one of the funniest things that's ever fucking happened. I get a text from Shifty, okay? I almost feel like I want to read the text, okay? We get back, okay?

This is highs and lows. We flew a private jet back, okay? Shots of Puma. I didn't pay for that shit. Puma did, okay? And so Shifty is 20 years old, and he's in a private jet. And this is not a little private jet that we use for a long tour. This is a legit private jet with Wi-Fi.

Good Wi-Fi. Like, good Wi-Fi. Like, this motherfucker Dove took a FaceTime call on the private jet. Okay? Ordered filet and sushi platters. Filet mignon, sushi platters. I mean, we were fucking living it up. So this is what Shifty's doing.

He's 20 years old. He was working at Home Depot before, right? Organizing Mexicans outside. And now he's in a private jet, okay? I don't think that's a Home Depot corporate job. I think it's on set. Okay, okay. I think it's on set.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forget the exact label that he had for it, but it was something. He called it that, yeah, organizing Mexicans. Anyway, so look, he goes, so he's in there. He comes back. Now, he goes, he takes an Uber to his home, gets out the Uber, okay? Phone falls out, car runs over it, destroys it. Oh, my God.

Okay? This is where the night begins, okay? He can't call another Uber or anything to go to the Apple Store to get it fixed. Walks to the subway. Subways are down. Can't take the L train into the city. Walks a fucking mile to another subway. Takes that to a bus.

Takes the bus, right, into the city to finally get his car, right? Realizes that he hasn't taken a shit yet, okay? To finally get his phone. Realizes he hasn't taken a shit yet, okay? He's about 100 feet from the Apple store. Shits his pants, okay? Fully shits his pants, okay? Goes into the Apple store with full shit in his pants, okay?

Right? Right? Right? So why are you hiding over there? No, he's not back there. Oh, shit, I'm bugged. Goes into the Apple store, full shit in his pants, buys a new phone, okay? Calls an Uber.

No, doesn't call an Uber to go home like he should. Gets back on the subway. With shit pants. With shit pants. And I'm like, why'd you do that? He goes, well, would I rather stink up an Uber with an Uber driver in there or just go into the subway that already smells like shit and then nobody would know the difference? I was like, that's a pretty good...

That's true. That's bullshit. I'm sorry. Okay. He just burst in like, sorry. Isn't that crazy? Oh, fuck. Okay.

So what happened? I think you told the story already. Was this... Am I accurate on everything? I'm not even exaggerating. I didn't hear everything. I just heard shit in his pants and I knew exactly who you were talking about. Okay. That's the part you need to be accurate. Was this, am I accurate on everything? I'm not even exaggerating. I didn't hear everything. I just heard shit in his pants and I knew exactly who you were talking about.

That's the part you need to be accurate on. You took the subway with shitty pants. Yes, I did. So it takes the subway back with shit in his pants. Hour and a half. Wait, why was it an hour and a half back? All transit shut down. I had to take the M all the way from fucking 57th Street

all the way to Brooklyn and then had to walk 20 minutes to my house. With shit in your pants? Yeah. Be honest, how much? It was bad. Son, how? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How does that, how does the shit come that? There was a bar in his pants. Son, there's restaurants, there's bars, there's Starbucks. It just came out and then I was just like,

all right, I guess we just gotta do this. You're 20. Shit shouldn't be happening to you. Nah, that's why he can deal with his 20s. Did you go to a bathroom to like organize and clean up?

At Apple Store, I did, yeah. Did you just throw out your underwear? Yeah. And then did it get through at all? It was on your leg? Of course, yeah. It always gets through, bro. You got hairy legs, too, so it was just curled up in the fucking leg hairs.

It was down on your fucking calf? Right on my calf, bro. Those pants were white when you bought them, bro. I can't believe he still went through and got the phone. No, that's fire, though. I was committed, bro. I was committed. Yo, you shit yourself. You turned back white when he bought them. I can't believe he still went through and got the phone. No, that's fire, though. I was committed. I was committed. Yo, you shit yourself, you turn back immediately. I was committed.

How was he going to get home? No, he was 100 feet away from the Apple store. So now you're in the Apple store smelling like shit? But you got to do the same walk back either way. I might as well do these 100 feet, get the phone, get the fuck out of here. I mean, you could get an Uber back if you go to the Apple store. Potentially. That's crazy. That's the thing that's crazy.

I can't believe you didn't Uber back. That's absurd to me. Uber back, hold on a minute. Well, what am I, have one guy judge me or a bunch of people judge me? Yeah, exactly. With like other people that could be smelling. Then his defense is not going to know it's him. You got to get in that Uber and then you got to be like,

God damn, I'm going to get in here. You got to immediately put that thing on him. You got to keep your underwear and put it on the seat next to you and be like, yo, someone left this. Someone left shit. No, I threw the underwear away at the Apple store.

Yeah. And then give him a bad rating and be like, bro, this is absurd. I'm not paying for this. No, I discarded the underwear at the Apple store. Where?

In the bathroom. Oh my gosh. That's wild. I've been there, bro. It happens, bro. Nah. Full on? Full on, though?

That's crazy. No, you've like sharted. You've been like, oh, it's a fart and then it wasn't. No, I shit in shorts. And I was on a bike and it started coming out every time I would pedal. Y'all didn't hear this story? Yeah, I told this story. I was playing softball as a kid and I was on third base trying to make it home and nobody

would fucking get a goddamn single for me to get home. So I was shitting myself on third and then finally I just stole a home because I was like, I'm not doing this no more. Did you slide? No, I didn't slide at all. I got out like fucking 10 feet before the base. If I slid I would have shit myself right there. I immediately got on my bike.

I started biking back home and every time I would pedal it got a little closer out and then once I just shit myself and it was stacked on one side and every time I pedal, every time I push on my left a little would fall out, a little would fall out, a little would fall out, a little would fall out. Oh my God. Yeah. And how old were you? I was like 18, 19 or something.

No, no, no. I was a kid, kid. I was young, young. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, you're good, bro. No, you're not. No, that's how you know

we're addicted to our phones. You forget you got a shit. Like, you so need your phone. Your body's like, why isn't he going why isn't he going to the bathroom what is happening up there wait were you like on the street or are you trying to get into a bathroom at like a sabaro's or something like that on the street in central park just gone wait you were in the park i was walking next central park to get to the you didn't think

to run in the park and just bust out yeah no i literally it was one of those things where you just don't expect it it was just literally just a shart. It was gone. Oh, you thought you were farting. It wasn't like I had to shit. It just happened because I had all those apple juices on the breakfast. This guy had 15 apple juices, bro. He had two apple juices before we left, and I was like, you're going to have another one? He goes, man, no. He said, nah, man.

This is going to make me shit. And then we're on the plane. I heard him order two more apple juices. I'm like, this is a wild boy right here, bro. Why does apple juice make you shit? It makes you shit. It's like a normal thing. I think it does.

Yeah? I think it does. I've never heard that in my life. I've never heard that, bro. He's trying to blame it on apple juice. You were growing up in shit your fucking pants. But he called it beforehand. Called it.

Yeah, sometimes you can be calling shit. Bro. You know what I'm saying? That's crazy. That's a beautiful story, bro. Yeah. The layers to that is amazing. Apple juice made you shit in the apple store. It's just beautiful. It bro. Yeah. The layers to that is amazing. Apple juice made you shit in the Apple store.

It's just beautiful. It's like perfect. The fucking synergy, though. The Apple store deserves it for how long they make everybody wait for every fucking thing. Oh, you had to slide out the back of the flight mount. Well, how about I just shit in your bathroom on my leg and wash it off? Stop talking about all your cousins like that, sir. They don't have enough of my cousins at the Apple store.

That's the problem. A bunch of white people trying to do tech. Yeah, it's a genius bar, though. It's a genius bar. You know, they're always like, I got to go to the bank. They just got Indians out there outsourcing. And they're like, yo, what's wrong with this phone? It's a practical joker.

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This shit was kind of funny. So, I'm in Paris, right? And my girl's not in Paris, right? And I'm basically like, alright, listen, I'm like, I'm going to go to the fucking Hermes store, see if

I can get you a bag, right? Thinking, I ain't going to be able to get her a bag, but like it a little softens the blow to the fact that she's not in Paris and I'm in Paris and whatever. So we go in.

Fake trying is important. Fake trying is important. So we go in and first day we go in, right? And we go up to the, you remember the last time I went to their mess store and the motherfucker

was talking about how like the whites will not be replaced? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Essentially. It was wild racist, right? And I went along with it to get this bag for my girl and yada yada. As we all would.

Exactly, right? So I go up to the podium. There's a new girl there. Now there's these two black folks that are like from America clearly trying to like get an appointment. And she's like, sorry, there's no more appointments for the day. I walk up, right? And I'm like, hey, kid, I'd like to have an appointment. And then she's like, oh, sorry, there's no more appointments for the day.

And the dudes, the dude stepped in and was like in was like yeah man they're selling us the same thing they're saying the same thing to us and so now i can't even really like go hey you know we have i'm on the list here or whatever like we have some purchase history blah blah blah so i try to mention something we just walk away dove who's been unstoppable with the truffle walks with some other people right and goes can you just check the purchase history of this guy? That's actually very reasonable. Smart. He checks the purchase history.

They look into it. All of a sudden, the podium lady walks up and goes, I think we can work something out for you, blah, blah, blah, right? So I was like, all right, cool. They work something out, right? We go into this room, try to make it happen. They're basically like, can you stay until Monday? We might be able to make your thing happen.

I'm like, no. She's like, what about tomorrow? Okay, boom. I say, I'm going to come back tomorrow. I go back tomorrow. The next day we come. You know, remember, you get sent into a separate room.

We get sent into a separate room, right? The guy introduces himself, right? His name is Adolf. That's his name. Okay? That's his name. Now, he got a Spanish accent, right? Yeah.

He got a Spanish accent. I go, where you from, man? He goes, Argentina. Oh, fuck. Wait for it. So I accent, right? He got a Spanish accent. I go, where you from, man? He goes, Argentina. Oh, fuck. Wait for it. So I go, oh, like Adolfo. He goes, no, actually, it's Adolf. I go, wait, no, no, no, it gets

crazy. I go, I go, I go, isn't Adolfo in Spanish? He goes, yeah, but my family is German. Oh, shit. He tells the story. My first question, how old is he? Is he 80? I found him. I found him.

Take the bag, fucking knock him over. Let me tell you something. Dove, who has been unstoppable with the truffle. We don't have the bag yet. Dove's been unstoppable with the truffle. He's coming up there with me to still try to get the bag. Once the word Adolf was said, melted. Kryptonite.

Melted. Harry Potter Voldemort. Bro, melted. Really? That's your Voldemort? It is literally Voldemort. I'm out there trying to talk to the guy in the bag, right? All of a sudden, I'm trying to get the bag.

I'm trying to, and the guy's about to go downstairs, right? What happened? Alex goes, I know how to get Dove now. I'm like, be Hitler? What is your game? You can't get him. just got to get Kanye. It's got to be a motherfucker from Germany named Adolf

whose parents named him Adolf on purpose. The motherfucker wasn't even old. You should have sent Dov home right there. This ain't your audience. I thought if anything, he'd want to win, right? I thought if anything, he wants to take it. That's the thing. If he's old.

Why are you looking at that? Of course the Jews want some payback on an Adolf. So you want to give this guy money? Not give him money. Get a better bag. Win the thing, if he's old. What do you mean? Why are you looking at that? Of course the Jews want some payback on an idol. So you want to give this guy money? Not give him money. Get a better bag. Win the negotiation, right? Yeah, rip this guy off. I mean, your logic was clearly wrong.

The guy melted. No, no, no. I know, I know, I know. So basically he's going, so Dove is trying to make sure we get the best scenario with the bag, right? Dove, a friend of his, is kind of connected to the family,

blah, blah, blah, right? So I see, the guy basically blah blah right so I see the guy basically goes okay I'm gonna go downstairs see what we have right in the bunker tries to tries to intervene right Dove goes Dove tries to intervene he hasn't said anything because he's just in a fucking state of shock he tries to intervene and he goes like this he goes as the guy Adolf is going to walk down legs all fucking high in the air as he's walking, right? And Dove goes, oh, and blah, blah, blah. No confidence.

No confidence. He's had full confidence to get us anywhere we want, walk into restaurants, no reservations, table for 10, and they're just fucking falling in line. Weak Hercules, bro. This guy right here walks in, and he goes, oh, and by the way, you know, if it's another, we can come Monday, we can figure out a different appointment on Monday. And you know, Fran and Adolph stops him, right? He just goes, look, he goes, he goes, he goes, we can figure out the appointment for you on a different day.

But this is for him, we work on him today. That's a threat. So the guy thinks that Dov is trying to piggyback on the appointment. Yeah. Now Dove is like, oh, no, I wasn't really trying to do it. And the guy just goes, we don't talk about this. I go downstairs. Oh, shit.

Son, shut up. Oh, shit. So now Dove is like, did I just ruin the bag for Emma? Yeah. So now he's not only melted because of Adolf, he's also like, I just fucked up the bag situation. I was afraid of. Literally. So he can't even,

I'm trying to work out the jokes that I'm going to do later tonight at the show, and I'm saying it to him, and he's looking at me and no reaction at all. I'm like, am I bombing right now? And he goes, I'll be honest, I'm not even here right now. He couldn't concentrate. Nope. Yay!

Okay, so, the point of the story is, yeah, we got the bag and things were good. And a fire bag, too. And everything was good. So did you tell your blue squares where to find them?

Yeah. I think we just told them. Yeah. I think we just told the blue squares where to find them. I mean kids but his but it was different yeah it was wild so another victory

for Adolf over the Jews that's what Stavros said I was telling the story and he goes it looks like he's 2-0 come on bro and then I was also outnumbered as a Jew when five non-Jewish comics when we pulled up to the private jet terminal about to go on a flight, you can get your VAT tax back for an expensive bag.

Yeah. Some money. And I was just like, Andrew, it's five minutes away. Just go and do it and we'll wait for you. And just five comics with some pressure on Schultz for like – We're going to be back in Paris, guys. Oh, my God. Because you like Paris. It's a great city. It's a great city. You don't think We're going to be back in Paris, guys. Oh, my God. Because you like Paris.

It's a great city. It's a great city. You don't think we're going to go back for a weekend or something? That's what you know you get, buddy. But they let him know that, and I'm just looking at him like... Somebody just spend it on an ice bath? It's right there. Is that what I'm going to do?

I'm going to spend it on a sauna? That's a good amount of money, bro. But be honest, do the croissants come in clutch? Nah, bro. What's this? Also, this guy's a son of a bitch, bro. But be honest, do the croissants come in clutch? Nah, bro. What's this? Also, this guy's a son of a bitch, bro. I'm just saying. Clearly.

This guy's a legit son of a bitch. I came up with a better hustle, you know what I mean? Mark found a cheap idea to love his girl, and he's like, yo, what we should do is buy some croissants.

He goes, I'm going to buy some croissants for my girl. That morning. Everybody knows her name. I'm always hesitant to say the name. It's fine. That morning, I'm like, let's get warm croissants, get on the plane morning. Everybody knows her name. I'm always hesitant to say the name. It's fine. That morning, I'm like, let's get warm croissants, get on the plane, and then when I get home.

It was the day before. No, it was the morning, bro. Mark your line. It was the morning. The day before you said the idea. Okay, yeah. Okay? The day before you said the idea.

I just want to say that. So we went out. We fucking partied. It was super late. I ordered two linguinis to the room. It was crazy, right? Cool. Double linguinis, right? God, dude. Yeah, whatever. went out we fucking partied it was super late like like i ordered two linguines to the room like it was crazy right double linguines right um god uh yeah whatever what when i got when i got high son i forgot i smoked weed in the club and i just thought i kept getting more drunk without drinking so i'm drunk as fuck man I'm like god damn Shifty why I'm so drunk right now why does Kodak sound

so good yo it was it was it was crazy I'm like I'm like in the bed I'm like yo Shifty take these fucking cartons linguine out of here I'm like strumming my mustache bro I'm like strumming my mustache what are you doing I was like oh I'm playing some guitar on my mustache like it was crazy. And then I just remembered I was high and then everything started to make sense. There's probably more to it

than Shifty has on video. He'll put it out in the vlog. But what the fuck was I saying? Okay, so Mark has this genius, thoughtful idea, okay? He's like, yo, why don't we get some croissants?

I'm going to get some croissants for my girl and then I'm going to bring them to her. We'll take them on the jet and bring them. Okay, boom, boom. Great fucking idea. He's like, yo, you should do that for your girl too. And I was like, yo, that's fucking really thoughtful. I'm going to bring him to her. We'll take him on the jet and bring him. Okay, boom, boom, great fucking idea.

He's like, yo, you should do that for your girl too. And I was like, yo, that's fucking really thoughtful. I'm going to do that shit as well. This is great. I go the next morning. I know we're fucking running late. I know this motherfucker ain't ready. You know what I do?

I go to the croissant shop and I get croissants from Mark. That's very thoughtful. You're performing. No, no, no. This is the day we're coming back. Oh, you're coming back. Right before we go to the thing, I'm like, yo, he might be too drunk.

I don't want to miss out on that shit. Not too drunk, but he might be too, whatever, tired. I don't want to miss out on that shit. I'm going to get him the croissants. I go get the croissants, okay? There's only one almond croissant left, okay? Then the rest are chocolate croissants and then regular croissants.

He goes, you know what? I see him coming in as I'm leaving and I go, yo, I already got chocolate croissants and then regular croissants he goes you know what i see him coming in as i'm leaving and i go yo i already got you croissants he's like oh that's fine that's that's very nice of you but i'm gonna go get like four of the chocolate croissants myself i go okay okay i look in my bag of motherfucking croissants. This guy ate the one goddamn almond croissant from my fucking bag. Okay? Didn't touch his fucking bag. Son, that's crazy.

I was thoughtful enough to buy him the croissants for his girl just so he wouldn't miss them. He got four croissants, son. He got four croissants. Everybody knows almond croissants

It was one almond. It was one. I opened up the bag looking for the almond. I was like, where the fuck the almond croissants are the best ones. It was one almond. I opened up the bag looking for the almond. I'm like, where the fuck the almond croissant at? Damn.

That's crazy. Can I tell you something, though? I didn't eat the croissant. Who ate it? I don't know. The bag was just open on the plate. Oh, I wonder who.

I actually, honest to God, I didn't eat it. I don't know what happened to it. No, you ate that shit. This is the first I heard of this.

This is very funny. No. And I'm actually, it's funnier if I take credit for it. It would be way funnier if it was shifty. That's why he shit in time. Check his underwear, bro. Sm is very funny. No. And I'm actually, it's funnier if I take credit for it. It would be way funnier if it was Shifty. That's why he shit in time.

We were sitting on this side. Check his underwear, bro. Smell his ass right now. That shit smells like almonds. We were sitting on this side. That shit smells like almonds. His ass is almonds, bro. No, you fucking, you ate that shit.

I know you fucking ate that shit. That was fucked up. I don't actually prefer the almond croissant. I know you ate it because this motherfucker talked for about six and a half hours straight on a goddamn plane.

We were all trying to sleep and him and Santino are maybe the greatest like holders of court or whatever that shit is. These motherfuckers talked for six and a half hours straight, bro.

Greatest podcast ever recorded. It is tough. We're just chatting, bro. I was waiting for Theo to be like, it's a bit much. I need a Theo

to come over to y'all and be like, it's a bit much. There's a lot of fucking We're having a great time sharing croissants. It was good, man. What's wrong with that?

Poor Mateo was squeezed in. He was on the inside. Stavros was on his outside, so Mateo was just locked in. And I noticed about an hour in, like, Mateo was contributing. After an hour, he was like, these motherfuckers need to die, bro. Like, is there a twin tower this shit could bang into? He was done with that shit. Bro, and weren't they having a good time?

Good old time. Why didn't nobody just shut him up? Say what? Why didn't no one just shut him up? Just call him out. I kind of felt like they needed that because they didn't have as good of seats as we did. They weren't coached. The lieutenant stopped them from coming up to our section.

Oh, you was in the back? No, no, no. They were at the dining table, which is lovely for a one or two hour flight. Also, just to let you know, I knew Dove would not let me sit in the worst part of the plane, bro. You know what I'm saying?

I knew the second we were there at the airport, I was like, Dove gonna grab me or whistle or do some sort of shit and I'm gonna be on the plane

in the perfect situation. That was masterful. It was masterful. I asked to lay out of the plane before. I didn't count how many people. Of course! It's dove! It's dove!

You googled it? No, I know it. I asked the question. He knows the type of plane. I know the type of plane and I know how many people are on it so it can only be configured a certain way. And believe me, I know which seats are good, which are are good which are terrible and which are the mid ones

and so when Andrew is at the door we're all walking out to the plane and people are like you know taking pictures outside the plane and go like

I'm like an angry fucking wife to Andrew I'm like get the fuck over here follow me so we're the first one on that's fantastic isn't it great

that's fantastic I know I can't get that is fantastic I can't get screwed over I can't it's impossible I can't because he knows if it benefits me it screwed over I can't it's impossible I can't because he knows

if it benefits me it benefits him I don't have to think about it at all because I would be if I got the shit seats I'd be like dude I'm on a private plane

I'm still fucking not happy I'm getting this big wormhole behind I can't be happy no matter what's happening yep there you go turns out there's just a shitty section

of a private plane and Doug took care of it I didn't know there was a shitty section of a private plane oh my god apparently so the tail knows of course of course he wouldn't tell you about a shitty section of the private plane. Oh my God, apparently so. The tail knows.

Of course he wouldn't tell you about it, though. No, of course not. That's crazy. He's with you. He could have told you. I'll be honest, it didn't matter because they were just yapping the whole time.

Every section was a shitty section of the private plane. I had to go to the bathroom, fake shit, just to get away from the noise. Bro, you had headphones. Put the headphones on. Nah, that didn't stop it.

That didn't stop it. I mean, it was, I don't know what they were talking about. I bet Duff got a good seat, too. Oh yeah, that had headphones. Put the headphones on. No, that didn't stop it. That didn't stop it. I mean, it was, I don't know what they were talking about. I bet Dove got a good seat, too. Oh, yeah, that's phenomenal. Listen, this is the other thing I have to accept. This is the other thing.

I gotta be comfortable and that everybody else is good. Listen, no, no, this is the thing I have to accept. And I think Dove has worked it out like this with me. It's like, I have to accept that no matter who else is with me,

has to have a little bit less than Dove, and then I'll have the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The second anybody else is elevated above Dove, Dove is like, let's just destroy the whole thing. Everything's destroyed. Let's destroy the whole thing. Like, the second I knew that Dove had his own room,

I knew we were golden. And everybody's taken care of. If Dove was sharing a room, I mean, like, my sheets could have a fucking yeast infection on them and it doesn't matter because once Dub

is taken care of, everybody's taken care of. Then he feels full and he's like, let me take care of everybody. Let me just shower everybody with love and experience. You need full effort from me

and full dedication and Andrew knows. This is his rider. Bro. Every performer's got a rider. This is a truffle rider. Bro, the restaurant forgot to bring some steaks. Just seeing Dove go talk to the people about it,

I didn't even want the steaks, but it was the principle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the principle, right? What did you say? What did you say? Nah, don't worry. It's tough to articulate. Say it in French.

Just say it in French in the microphone. I think it was something probably like, well, what are we going to do about this? Yeah, yeah. It'd be a real shame if the city shut down the restaurant. You know what I mean? He's a mobster, bro. Paris is fun, though. Paris is.

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Listen, let's talk about our man, Alec Baldwin. You know what I'm saying? The fucking legend. Okay. The legend. Legend. We need you on Flagrant. Alec Baldwin.

You know what I mean? Guys, the lady died, guys. Say again? Come on, lady died, bro. Oh, I was talking about how he had just had his seventh kid. Oh, respect to him. My man never shot a blank in his life. Say again? Come on, a lady died, bro. Oh, I was talking about how he just had his seventh kid. Oh, respect to him. My man never shot a blank in his life.

You know what I mean? We're talking about the... He's shooting up clubs and movies. That's it. He's like Akash with a fucking gun, bro. So he can't miss, my boy.

Nice, good aim. Okay, so what's the deal? So he's been indicted? Is that what it's called? Yeah, he's basically one of three people being charged with involuntary manslaughter. What is the difference, Alex, between being indicted and charged?

That's the same. Same thing? Yeah. Okay, so he's charged with involuntary manslaughter for the shooting of his director of photography. That's correct. Yes, you're right. Oh, shit. You're nice, boy. Hey, thanks, dog. Don't sell yourself short on your memory, correct. Yes, you're right. Oh, shit.

You're nice, boy. Hey, thanks, dog. Don't sell yourself short on your memory, man. Hey, thanks, buddy. Random things. One or two words always. So break the whole thing down. He is being charged by the DA,

and they basically need to charge you. They need to have grounds to charge you. Yeah. And what they're saying is you are being charged for pulling the trigger, which I don't think you're supposed to do on a set unless everybody's clear or whatever.

But he's saying there's no reason to charge me. And she's saying, no, the reason we took so long to charge you is because I wanted to hear back from the FBI on whether or not this trigger was pulled. Remember when he tried to cap like he didn't bother fucking to that lying motherfucker? And I knew that motherfucker was guilty. I remember I was doing that joke for a minute.

Yeah. Do you guys remember that on tour? I was doing this little Alec Baldwin joke. But I was basically saying that I knew for a fact that he did it once he said he didn't pull the trigger. You know, I don't mind giving you credit, but I don't think you're the only person who thought he pulled the trigger. I love you, and I give you credit a lot. No, no, no. You aren't the only one predicting. I know, I know, I know. No, no, no. You aren't the only one predicting.

I know, I know, I know. No, no, no. You're right about Netflix, though. You're gay. Netflix is you. You were right. That's crazy foresight. Let me clarify.

Son, I even hear other people say that shit now, bro. That's crazy. Yeah, bro. Let me clarify. I think OJ stabbed her. That was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever said. I apologize. I said he did it on purpose

in the joke. Oh, okay. Exactly. That sounded the stupidest fucking thing I've ever said in my entire life. I apologize for that. But I said he did it on purpose.

I don't really think he wanted to kill her, but I do think that he wanted to shock her. Because if you're not even filming and you're pulling a trigger with a blank right you're annoyed by the person you're working out the angle for a shot i don't think they're actually recording so they're working out and then you know that they're blanks

in the gun you're assuming so it's going to make a pop right or does all that pop sound that kind of stuff to go on post i don't know i don't know. I don't know necessarily. I don't know if— I would assume a blank still pops. The blank still pops because the blank, I believe, has the powder. It just doesn't have the projectile. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe you're fucking annoyed. This DP is giving you a bunch of notes.

You don't want to deal with it. Or the director's right behind. They keep on saying all this fucked up shit. And then you're like, all right, I'm going to scare them. I'm going to take out—I'm going to, like, passive-aggressively bother these motherfuckers. And then you ended up shooting them. Yeah. But the fact that he was like, no, I I'm going to scare them. I'm going to take out, I'm going to like passive aggressively bother these motherfuckers. And then you ended up shooting them. Yeah. But the fact that he was like, no, I didn't even pull the trigger.

It's like you go and you say you fucking pull the trigger. You really think he did that? You say you feel bad about it. I think he's a fucking loony bin, this guy. Yeah. I also think it's just, you know. He has a fist fight with a guy over a parking spot. Nah, I can see that.

That's New York. That was in New York City, right? He'd been having his, there's like a crazy voicemail he left for his daughter. I almost shot somebody over a parking spot. Yeah, but you're not Alec Baldwin. To be that much of a lunatic

knowing that if you get in a fight in the streets, everybody's going to videotape it because you're a person that's been famous for 50 years. You have to be a real lunatic. You have to be someone who can't control their emotions

at all in public. If you're a regular dude that got a job and another person is taking your parking spot, all right, fight it out. You're not going to lose your job over that. But I respect it.

It's like, knowing who I am, knowing this is going to make the news, I don't give a fuck. At the very least, that's how you know he's out of it. No, what if the guy violated me? So now I got to just be disrespected. If you're worth $100 million or whatever, you go back to your fucking $20 million home.

Yeah, you get violated sometimes if you're worth that much money and you let it slide. And if you got to that, and I'm not even saying like an income joke, but you get to that level of income, I promise you, you get violated sometimes if you're worth that much money and you let it slide. And if you got to that, and I'm not even saying like an income joke, but you get to that level of income, I promise you,

you're going to be like, okay, violate me. I'm rich. Put it this way. I'm not losing rich because I don't want to get violated. Remember when they fought the people in the crowd

at the Pacers game? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Malice in the Palace? Yeah, Malice in the Palace. Like, all of us are like, yeah, you can't just talk to anybody the way you want,

slap the shit out of somebody. But you're still a lunatic for going into the crowd and punching somebody because you have so much money to lose so much opportunity to lose you know what i mean like it's just not the smartest thing it's not the most emotionally intelligent thing to do even though as a man you go well shit if you're gonna do that but you're also probably thinking if i know you in that situation, your primal urge is like, I'm going to fuck

this guy up, but your money urge is going, he got one. Yeah, how much do I have to lose? You're going to

pay for a garage. That's what you're going to do also. You know what I mean? And it's definitely different with male-female dynamics, but there's a reason

Jay-Z and Solange, Jay-Z did absolutely nothing. If Alec Baldwin was in Jay-Z's situation, he might kill them both. I didn't even pull the trigger. Pulled both of their fucking both. I didn't even pull the trigger.

Pulled and pulled both of their fucking heads. I didn't even pull the trigger. He also had, and we can get it emotionally, but he got into it with a stewardess because he refused to get off his phone as the plane was taking off. And he was just like, I'm not getting off my phone. He also left a crazy voicemail for his daughter. I think she was like 12 at the time. He called her a greedy little pig or something like that. The guy at the very least will fly off the handle.

Looney bin. At the very least, he'll fly off the fucking handle. Zero emotional intelligence and just anger takes over and he can't do anything, which are usually my favorite people to hang around, to be honest with you. Just being around someone. I mean, Dove has a lot of emotional intelligence,

but he is so easily, he's always in a state of emotional distress. And I just love it. It's like the most entertaining. It's the best. It keeps on giving. It is. love it. It's like the most entertaining. It's the best. It keeps on giving. It is. That's why he's magic for a vlog.

Because there's never a moment where he's feeling calm. Yeah. It's always a moment of emotional distress. So you put the camera on him and it's magic. All right, so what do you guys think?

What's going on? Does he end up going to prison? I think he's fucked because they're charging him as the shooter and the producer. Explain that. So as a shooter, you could say, look, I pulled the trigger, but nobody said it was a hot gun. There's not supposed to be a fucking bullet in there.

I just pulled the trigger because I'm an actor and I'm trying to be in character or whatever your reasoning is. Yeah. But then they're going to say, okay, well, if you're going to blame this armorer who handed the gun over, you're the producer. You hired that armorer. You're still liable. Now, I'm sure that's a smaller punishment or whatever, but I feel like he gets charged no matter what. In any way, there's

no way you're not getting charged. It feels like he would lose the civil case for something like this as a producer, and then there would be the insurance that the movie has that would, I guess, take on the responsibility of that payment. For the criminal case, you mean? No, the civil one he would lose. But the criminal, I can't see him going to prison for it.

For involuntary manslaughter. Sorry, sorry. I can't see him going to prison for the producer role. For pulling the trigger, maybe, if he's not supposed to pull the trigger in that situation on set. But for being the producer and then the armor was negligent.

Yeah, criminal negligence is what they're trying for. Yeah, like, I think it's really hard because if you're the producer of a movie, now you're taking on the criminal liability

of 400 people that work on a movie? Like, nobody would ever even produce a movie. But civilly, I could see it happening. I see him getting the producer charge

and not the involuntary manslaughter. But I think he's saying the producer charge won't carry jail time. Yeah, I don't think it will carry. But I think he'll get— You're agreeing. Yeah, we're on the same page. But do you think he will get found guilty of that? In a civil court?

No, no, in criminal, of the producer one. I think he will. Does that have a punishment of jail time? I think it depends on the punishment. If it doesn't, you think he will get charged guilty? Yeah. I think the lesser the charge,

if it's like he's responsible for that life that's lost and he's going to have to do 20 years or whatever that is or 10 years, whatever you get for like being a soldier.

I think at most it's five. The max is five years. And I think that's for shooting and I think for producer it's 18 months. I could be wrong on that because I'm not still... They're also leveraging, I think they're leveraging

two charges against him, and one is more severe than the other one. That's a Court of the CNN article that I read. They're like, one is basically saying, like... So it's fake news. Yeah, exactly. It's fake news, completely not real. But if it basically is, like, criminal negligence, or it is like a form of negligence that isn't necessarily criminal, or something like

that. But basically, there's two charges, and the jury gets to pick which charge they want to go forward with. And then depending on which one they go forward with, then that'll dictate what the sentencing is if he's found guilty. I think he's found guilty and he avoids jail time. Got you. That's my guess. I wonder if they're trying to get him to testify

against the armor. Oh, fuck. Where they're like, we want to get this person, the armor is ultimately, and most people I think recognize, recognize, like, oh, the armor is, like, the person that's, like, most responsible here. Yeah. I think the first DA that grabbed the gun that handed it to him in the first place pleaded guilty already to, like, negligence. And so that's the third person that was charged out of all of them. I think he should be charged as a producer.

How you hire this shitty-ass armorer? Yeah. I had a better armorer in Las Vegas than you had on this set. He's not hiring the armorer. This is a producer in name only, I imagine, like, where you basically give a producer credit. Yo, how happy do you think Hollywood execs are? Where they're like, all these fucking actors do a movie, they gotta be producers. Well, now you got what you wanted, motherfucker.

Yeah, you're gonna put in name only right next to that shit. Like, I don't think he actually hired her, like, made the call, but he had a much bigger role because, like, this was him. Like, this was an independent movie that he was putting up a lot of the money for. So it's like he does have a lot more say over what happens. Isn't the girl's dad also, like, the armorer's dad was a professional, like, Hollywood armorer? Yeah. So she's like a nepo baby. Yeah.

And she had, like, almost zero experience. Yeah she's like a nepo baby. And she had like almost zero experience. So it is neck and neck. I think that's one of those things where it's like especially when it comes to Hollywood stuff where it's easier to get into the union if you have a connection. And then once you're in the union, you're making

I don't know what they're making a day, but probably really good money per day. So if you don't have something that you're really passionate about you might as well get this like really cushy awesome union job where you can guarantee work working with all these famous people

and you got your fucking pops yeah if you're like a PA yeah that's what I'm saying hindsight is 20-20 but this is such a high stakes job to give to a fucking oh it's an easy

just do the egg just handle the guns you don't want to be the like the animal wrangler, nepo baby. No, but think about, like, to them, to them, it's nothing. Like, how often does this happen on a movie? I remember

the crow, do you know? Brandon Lee? Brandon Lee. Brandon Lee's son. Bruce Lee's son. Like, that happened then, and then shit hasn't happened since. So, I think in their mind, they're like, there'd never be a live round. It would all be blanks. It's no different than props, I imagine, for them. Right?

So you're like, oh, shit, I'm going to get all this money. My pop's going to hook it up. We're going to do all these things. Everything's going to be good. Just like you see legacy people in Transpo. Like your pops was the transportation coordinator. You're getting this $500 a day job. It's like, it's golden.

Do you think, sorry, I just had to start. Do you think this is why he had to lie on that interview and say, I never even pulled the trigger? Not only to avoid the jail time of, I'm involuntary manslaughter. Oh, you're saying as the producer. Also as the producer. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. It's just clearly the gun misfired.

That can't be on the producer. His lawyers might have been like, yo, you could get pinched for both. So we got to figure out a story that helps avoid both charges. The truth might help you avoid one but not both can you break down this his wife's accent thing happening

because apparently that shit's happening again right how weird is this so basically which is actually fucked up that the paparazzi does this but basically

they're going to where she's dropping her kids off at school or some shit to get a comment from her which is fucked up don't bring the kids and fucking involve

the kids in it but they're interviewing her about it. Don't bring the kids and fucking involve the kids in it. But they're interviewing her about it. I think this is the video. And yeah, when is this from? This is two days ago. So basically,

they're asking her about it and this is what her accent is. I want to make sure everybody is here before I start. Oh, that's okay. I want you to do it.

It's a baby. You have very good lenses. You guys can all stay away. Okay? I I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna say you're not gonna ask me questions I'm gonna stop okay I want you guys to realize that we have seven kids and you being here to escort them to school and to be there when they come home is not good. So on a human level, you guys know I'm not going to say anything to you. You know that.

So please leave my family in peace and let this all play out. Okay? So let my kids come home and you stay away from them. Because they ask me, Mommy, what are these people doing? Mommy. And it's a very hard thing as a mom to try to explain. So please, go home. Because I'm not going to say anything and Alec is not going to say anything.

You're the worst. So that's what she says. And people obviously bring this back up a million times. But she said at one point she was from Spain and she's not from Spain. She grew up in Boston. You know what she does that's clever? Whenever they have, like I saw TikTok on it,

whenever they ask you from Spain, she goes, my parents live in Spain. Every time. So she doesn't outright lie. She just leads them to believe she's from Spain

because my parents live in Spain. Mallorca, actually. And I think she has Spanish family in her lineage, but never lived there, never had spent time there.

Went to high school in Boston. Her classmates in high school were like, she didn't have no accent. What are you talking about? And then now has a full-on Spanish accent. And can you show me the version of her that doesn't have it? Because usually when somebody's upset, that's when they break. So the fact that she is still doing the accent while upset speaking, I'm like, eh, maybe. She might just be a down-ass wife,

and she's like, yo, my husband's getting a lot of negative attention. How do I take it off of him? I'll take it on. Let me put the accent back on. Maybe not. I agree with everything she said right there. Yeah, oh, absolutely.

It's heartbreaking. Like, stop fucking with kids. Yeah, it's heartbreaking. These are kids. Yeah. The problem is, if she just said that, like a normal person, we would feel it a lot more

than if she put on the accent. Than the accent. It all gets lost in the accent. Because it feels like all of it is fabricated. Yeah, her and Alec need to just sit down and be like,

how do we properly crisis manage? Because if Alec did that George Stephanopoulos interview and was like, dude, this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. I cannot believe, there was a live round,

nobody told me. I pulled the trigger, assuming we're filming, I'm an actor. That's all he had to say. No, it's not. He says that and then he's going to jail. Yeah, then he admits it. Then he's criminally negligent. Yeah, that's all he had to say no it's not he says that and then he's going to jail

yeah then he admits that he's criminally negligent yeah that's true you've been on set just say that to me you've been on set for 50 years you can't pull the trigger

you know better you know you shouldn't do it she might not have experience but you have experience holding weapons you should know better than to pull the trigger I think the average person

didn't realize that you don't pull the trigger and that's why we were all going why are you lying about this bro that just sounds you look so goofy right now lying about it. Because we assumed every time you're on set and you have a fake gun, you can pull the trigger on it.

We literally see movies where you see the trigger get pulled. Yeah. Like, I would never assume that you just go, bang, bang, but not pull it on the set. And then there's, like, dispute as to whether or not the armor gave it to him. Because basically, there's, like, within film in general, there's all these, like, technicalities. Like, when you take the lens off you have to have the gloves you have to hold it this way

you have to replace it with this person only certain people can touch certain things and so the armor is supposed to grab it hand it to him say cold gun

and tell it to everyone and then everyone responds there's a whole fucking ritual and apparently the first AD is the one that grabbed it and then gave it to him that's the thing one of these indie movies man

everyone's just fucking doing it it's on deck but they're saying, and I think this is what they're going to try to prove in court, is that you should know if you don't get it from the person, you can't be touching it.

Yeah. And not only did you touch it, but you also fired it, and then that's how they're going to try to get them is what it seems like. They could really get them. Maybe.

Who knows? Son, I'm doing all that bang, bang shit in post, bro. Like, it ain't that hard to throw the gunshot sounds in post, right? Go like this. Yeah, but it looks real if you see it coming. Oh, because you don't see the movement of the gun,

you're saying? I mean, yeah, if a bullet comes out and kills someone, it seems realer. You know what I mean? You shouldn't do that. Are they going to use the take? Like, that's another thing we should ask. Didn't they finish the movie?

Are they going to do that? Yeah, I think so. They went back. They're taking more. Alex loves realism, bro. Alex wants a director's cut where they show him pulling the trigger Yeah, I think so. They went back. They're taking more. Alex loves realism, bro. He's like, whoa. Alex wants a director's cut where they show him pulling the trigger and the girl. It's done.

Fire. Making a 3D movie. But apparently, I don't know what this video is, but this is like when her fucking accent went wrong. We have very few ingredients. We have tomatoes. We have, um, what do you say? Cucumber. Cucumbers.

How do I say this? That's the funny part. She's putting it on. She's putting it on. But it ain't as crazy as I thought. Yeah, I know. She's putting it on, but it ain't that crazy. How do you say cucumber?

Yeah, that was the one thing. How do you say cucumber? That's crazy. Isn't that crazy to you when she's talking like this? How do you say cucumber? Yeah, that was the one thing. How do you say cucumber? That's crazy. Isn't that crazy to you? When she's talking like this? How do you say cucumber? My kids want their mommy? And also to blame it on being bilingual.

Come on, bro. Come on, bro. And I like when niggas fake shit. No, come on, dude. That's not even that bad. It ain't that bad. How do you say cucumber? It ain't bad.

Low key, it's like, is she faking talking white? Maybe that's how she speaks. Maybe she speaks Spanish, is she faking talking white? Maybe that's how she speaks. Maybe she speaks Spanish. She's faking talking white. To appease you, Mark. I like the stick, but that's funny. I think her real voice is Spanish. I know.

I think her real voice is Spanish. She's faking talking white. Son, you go to L.A. and they all faking talking Kardashian. That shit is, they don't talk like shit. That's annoying. Yeah. That's not annoying. That's not weird, bro.

It's also weird when it's a different ethnicity. To your point, Spanish people aren't white. She's just doing a completely different ethnicity. Nah, she's Spanish. What do you mean? She's Spanish, bro. She's Spanish? Yeah, she's Spanish.

So it's okay? Yeah. Because she's doing a white person's accent? Come on, bro. Wait, I got a good way to think this one back. Wait, hold on. Come on, bro. Spun yourself.

Yeah, I did. I did spun myself. No, that shit is weird. Nah, that's wrong. I couldn't imagine accidentally shooting someone. It isn't as... It ain't that crazy. It ain't that crazy.

Y'all really making a big deal out of this. It's not as over the top. That's what I thought when I saw it this morning. I was like, oh, it's not as comical as I thought it would be. I thought it would be like absurd. Yeah. But it's a fake accent, which is weird. It's weird. The only people who care about this are women,

because women be hating on other women. You know, it's the only one with a cute accent. With a cute accent? Like, fuck you and your cute accent. And white liberals, that's going to bother them, too. The only reason I think she's Latina, she has seven kids. That's a very Latina thing to do. Yeah, exactly.

She lives it, bro. She's the best actor in the family. She really embraced this role of being Latina. She's method. Yeah. Bro. Yeah, she's method. Pretty good snapback to seven, bro.

Oh, yeah. I mean, that's how you get to seven. You got to snap back. Seven kids, she looks like that crazy. That's how you know she's not Latina, bro. Latina with seven kids is going to look like that fucking bed frame. That's true. Let's do another story.

But listen, shout out to Alec Baldwin. You know what I mean? Father of the year. Okay. I think you're innocent. Did you see, actually I agree.

I heard someone say, I'm standing behind Alec Baldwin because I'm not going to stand in front of him. All right, Shanda Sharp gets in a fight at an NBA game. You saw this?

Yeah. What did you think? This another actor? Is that what you think? He had an accent, too. I think he's also leaning into the character of being so pro-LeBron that he's going to go to a Lakers game courtside, talk shit to players, and if something happens,

he ain't going to be scared of it. And was the argument with T. Morant, Shaw's father? Well, it started with Dylan Brooks. Yeah. Who was playing. Who was playing. He says something like, sit your ass down.

Then Shannon talked back. Well, he initially said he was too small to guard LeBron. Okay. So he said that before the game. He's like, this guy, you can't put him against LeBron. He's too small.

So he was chirping him before anything even started. And then after, I think LeBron shot over him or whatever, then he was like, see, told you. And then he says something,

shut up, shut the fuck up, whatever. Then they start jawing back and forth. Then Steven was like, see, told you. And then he says something, shut up, shut the fuck up, whatever. Then they start jawing back and forth. Then Steven Adams comes over and Steven Adams is ready. That's a big motherfucker. He don't care. He's ready.

And then they kind of get separated a little bit. Then John Moran's dad comes over and then him and John Moran's dad are going at it much harder. But him and John Moran's dad are cool.

They already showed that they spots that. Yeah, and then they dapped it up right after. But Stephen A. Smith released, or I mean, sorry, Shannon Sharp released a little statement

after that said something like, these guys didn't want smoke. Team Moran didn't want no smoke. Dylan Brooks didn't want no smoke. He conveniently left Stephen Adams out of it. Stephen Adams that time wanted the smoke.

A small aperitif of smoke, perhaps, would be okay with him. A puff. Let's take a puff. But Shannon wanted to smoke, too. I was surprised. He wasn't, like, backing down. I mean, Shannon's a football player in fantastic shape. Yeah's take a puff. But Shannon wanted to smoke too. I was surprised. He wasn't like backing down.

I mean, Shannon's a football player. He's in fantastic shape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he got that whole man strength probably. But he could, the whole team could have pretty much came after him

and he's by himself. I'm so glad to believe that. But he also knows that nobody's going to do shit at the fucking Lakers. Like, what is it? Yeah, there's no way. I think he really does

probably like LeBron, but I also think Skip is the anti-LeBron guy. So the best role to play is the very pro-LeBron guy. And then you watch Skip and you learn it doesn't have to be that real. For Skip, it's not real at all. For Shannon, it's like, well, let me just lean in all the way. Here's an opportunity to elevate my profile as an announcer beyond Hall of Fame football player.

And it's funny, and he handles himself well in the situation. And it's like he's wearing the fire cardigan. They already got the fucking album cover. Have you seen that? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's his parental advisor. And he's looking in the album with the cardigans flapping around or whatever. He bit your whole style, bro.

I know. He wanted to be cardigang. But we're going to see some privilege if he doesn't get banned from the arena. Yeah. Because any other person. It's true. You think that's black privilege? Yeah.

Let's go. That's why Alec Baldwin's getting charged. This didn't happen to OJ. That's a good-ass point, bro. What's happening in this country, bro? Yeah, that's a good-ass point. What's happening in this country? You gotta talk to your MS guy, bro.

OJ got charged. Oh, yeah, he got charged. Was he innocent? He walking free? Yeah, well, let's see. Yeah, but he's not even going to get charged. And he's home. Where'd it happen?

At Staples or whatever the fuck they call it now? Crypto. Crypto.com arena, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. If it's at, if it's at crypto, nothing happens to him.

I think LeBron just squashes that shit immediately. LeBron said something like, I love C. Shannon. That's my guy. That's what's up. Yeah. For your guy. What else we got, man? You want to talk about the Steven Crowder situation?

Yeah. So what happened? Conservative media, they're going at it with each other? Yeah, that's what it seems like. Interesting. This is a very liberal thing to do. Yeah. There's a lot of infighting amongst conservatives.

No, but usually liberals are the ones that consume their own, right? It's like you can't be liberal enough, and eventually everyone cancels each other, and it's over. But seeing the right fight like this, the independent right, this is peculiar. So what it seems like, Stephen Crowder was negotiating with the Daily Wire, which Ben Shapiro has an ownership stake in, I assume, and they're close. And he was negotiating and then some phone call during the negotiations were before they fell apart, Steven Crowder taped that and then put it on this YouTube video and explained,

this is why I'm not going with the Daily Wire. Daily Wire might have said something first. This is the link F.A. sent us, and maybe this was his response. And he was like, look, this is why I'm not going with the Daily Wire. Apparently Ben Shapiro's deals with these people or Daily Wire's deals with talent is

you have to make videos that YouTube won't demonetize. And that's the only way you get paid. Because if we have to make videos that YouTube won't demonetize. And that's the only way you get paid. Because if we have to make money off the YouTube money for you to make money off of us. And Steven Crowder's thing is, yeah, but big tech tends to lean left and censor true right wing views and get demonetized. So you're suppressing freedom of speech. I can't do the deal. That was his line of thought, which makes sense. But then he plays the phone call on the video and then at the end tries to get people to his like whatever thing he's starting. So I think I can't do the deal that was his line of thought which makes sense but then he plays the phone call on the video and then at the end

tries to get people to his like whatever thing he's starting so I think the response in the comments was not what he expected I think he expected

I'm fighting for the truth and people are gonna see that and be on my side but everybody in the comments is like why would you record a phone call

with your homie and then put it out there like who does that and he's just getting it was with the owner of the Daily Wire I think it was Jeremy Boring would you record a phone call with your homie and then put it out there? Like, who does that? And he's just getting. Owens went at him, too. It was the owner of the Daily Wire named, I think, Jeremy Boring.

Jeremy, yeah, yeah, yeah. And to his credit, he hasn't turned off comments. I'll give him that. He's letting them cook him. I thought it was an interesting criticism, though. Well, okay, so I understand kind of where both sides are coming from, right? Which is, you know, I think maybe Crowder was looking for a deal that was probably more similar to like Rogan's, which is, hey, I'm going to do what I want to do. And you guys are going to have to deal with the repercussions of those conversations. Like Rogan gets paid, whether or not Spotify gets heat, Spotify wants to take down an episode,

like Rogan getting paid. And I imagine any creative would want to do that. You know what I mean? I also imagine any creative would want to eventually have that kind of security. It's like, you know, Crowder's probably dealing with every single week whether an episode is demonetized or not, if he's going to get kicked out of YouTube or not, if sponsors are going to leave or not. It's just there's some stress to that. So the idea that you get to go to a company and you get this guaranteed check after all this hard work and building up this audience, you're like, okay, that's nice. I finally have some security.

Maybe I'll take a little less than I can make on my own for the security that I don't have to look over my shoulder every second to see if I'm getting canceled by this, that, or the other. And then finding out that the deal was contingent on the content being up, you go, well, fuck, now I can't just create freely. I'm still dealing with all the stress

that I had to deal with before. It ain't a real $50 million deal. It's a $50 million as long as I play by the rules. And it's a $50 million budget from what he's saying, which is I got to pay 25 employees for the length of this deal. Right. And then, yeah. understand is if I got to play by these rules and as a conservative, I feel like these rules aren't protecting my values and beliefs. That's not a secure system for me. Yeah. I want to be able to create whatever. So in order for me to do that, I have to do that, I guess, on my own platform. I

get that. Now, I also understand the daily wires position, which is like we are assuming the responsibility. We're assuming the liability. We're putting up all the money. We need to make sure that your content still makes us money. And that's how a business works. If you can't make us money, then we're just losing money on this deal. We cannot do that. Not to mention, I also understand their frustration,

which was the first one, none of these deal points were set in stone. This is just like an offer letter. There's another term for it. I'm messing it up. So he couldn't negotiate it on any of these points. And they're like, we could have talked about it. That's where Candace came in. And Candace was like, hey, I got sent a deal memo.

And then my lawyers changed these things and added different things and created more securities for me. You could have still done this. It looks like you're kind of making, it looks like you're kind of almost like using this as an opportunity to create a villain and then galvanize your audience against that villain. Just one pushback. He did do that, though.

What's that? When they gave him the initial terms, he did renegotiate and say, hey, I want the contract to look like this. And then they told him, like, we can't match that. And so then he's like, okay, so I'm going to walk away. Well, my understanding was what he changed was mostly

the money. So they offered something, and then he countered. And the YouTube thing that he has to abide by the YouTube rules. He wanted that off. And they were like, we can't do that. But just real quick on this. So, and which is good because he should put that up. If it's important to have that, like if it's important to him to have that kind of creative freedom, the one problem is when you do accept a deal, you are accepting a lack of freedom.

Anytime you accept money from somebody else, there's going to be a restriction with that money. So if you are going for a buyout, right, you have to accept, hey, they might take down a piece of content. They might not want to put it up and that's up to them. And they're basically putting it on you to create content that won't get taken down by YouTube, which I understand his frustration. What I thought was the daily why I was trying to say is, hey, you were okay with this. You weren't upset at this when you wanted a specific number, and then when you found out that we weren't going to pay you that number,

then you were upset. So I think their position was, hey, you're willing to acquiesce to these demands for $100 million or whatever the fuck you wanted, and the second it became this different number, now all of a sudden you can't do it and you're worried about online censorship

and all these kinds of stuff. But why does he have to go public with it anyway? Like, you try to do a deal with someone and the deal doesn't work out. Why is that grounds to all of a sudden like put everyone on blast? And I think that's his mistake. I think, you remember that Tom Brady thing?

Well, why do you think? Well, I'm like, the more like malicious version is like, oh, this thing happened and I'm going to leverage this thing within the conservative community to rally people and galvanize people and pull some of their fans away and eat up some of their people. I don't know if he's thinking that way and it would be a shame if that was the goal.

But that is how it gets perceived. It would be like if CoffeeZilla did the Logan video and then was like, if you want an NFT you can trust, come to me. Now what about let's use us as an example. You know, we had a deal for a special, and then I publicly said what was going on, right? And that I bought it back, and I was going to put it out myself.

Like, is that the same thing? I don't think so, because that's necessary for the product. You're explaining to people, hey, here's where it's going to be, and here's why it's going to be here. But for him, nothing changed. He's doing the same thing. He's saying, like, I want to put out a product. They are making the, they are tying my hands. Two differences. Sorry to interrupt. Let him just get the whole thing out. So they're tying my hands so I can't make the product that I want to make. And so because of this, I want to let the world know that this is the reason why

I'm not going with this deal. And he was, he wanted to emphasize like, oh, so every single person that you've signed, even this young YouTuber, you're wanted to emphasize like oh so every single person that you signed even this young youtuber you're going to um hold their hands as well you know i think that was his major here's the pushback in terms of the andrew parallel andrew didn't say first of all he also didn't he went he didn't he didn't name the streamer and still hasn't didn't technically neither did i don't think technically neither did Crowder. I think he just called him Big Con. But no, that phone call where he taped it

and then put, that's where it's different. People are like, yo, why are you taping phone calls and putting them out and vilifying people? He kind of vilified like streamers, I guess, but he didn't go at anybody. He didn't name any names. I vilified the idea of like censoring jokes. He did, yeah.

And he didn't at the end say, by the way, comics, if you want to go to a place that won't censor you, I'm starting a thing. That's where it also gets perceived as this starting to seem more self-serving than selfless. Also, I will say one thing, is I had a deal in place, whereas the difference

here is they didn't have a deal. It'd be one thing if they had a deal in place, they were operating within that deal, and then all this censorship started and he needed to get out of the deal so that he could create the content that he was promised he could do.

Then he would go, hey, this is what happened. But I guess to your point, which is like, you don't even really need to share this at all. I guess that's my question. I wonder if he has a different motivation, if there's a different play here. With the Chappelle thing, with Chappelle shows, he was leveraging his audience to then get something that he wanted because there was a deal that was in place, and then he was able to leverage his audience to get a better deal.

And I'm like, okay, yeah, that's business. But with this, you don't just go and blast for every person that you have a deal with that doesn't go through. But do you think that he was leveraging it to build up his Patreon or his private club or whatever it is. Yeah, I guess. Feels like maybe that was the goal. I think the way I perceived it, it was just like he was upset that they tried to make it seem like it's a money thing because they, I think, came at him.

I don't know who came at who first. They came back. He released first. So he said he dissed them. They came back trying to make it seem like he was all about the money. That, I think, is what pissed him off because he's like, no, no, no, there's a bigger principle at play. And that's why now I have to record this guy and air that out so you guys see what I actually was caring about on the phone. Because he mentioned that multiple times.

He was like, hey, you go. No, sorry. I was going to say to you. Go ahead. Finish up. Yeah. And so that's why at the end of his thing he was like, oh, well,

you guys can go to this platform and I want to let you know I'm never going to sign anybody. I'm not going to own any of your show. I'm not going to take any money from your YouTube.

So it's like, it's almost like even if he's trying to bring people to this other platform, I don't think he capitalizes monetarily. I think he's just saying like,

I don't have the producers dancing in the video. You want to come over here and do, have the producers dancing in the video. Yeah. Exactly. You want to come over here and do what the fuck was it? Death Row. Yeah, Death Row. Death Row Records.

That's exactly what I was going to say. But it's also you come here and now you can be yourself. That feels very shugnized. Exactly. And then the first part of, oh, they attacked me, so I'm going to come back. I completely get it. I would probably do the same thing, at the very least want to do the same thing. But Tom Brady, you remember when he commented on Lil Duval's IG post randomly about some meme Duval had?

And he said, if you're explaining, you're losing. That's how I felt about watching that. Oh, this is what they mean. If you're explaining, you're losing. If you just ignored it and a couple sentences maybe and then went on about his business, everybody would have forgotten. When you make this video to explain yourself, then people start to, there's just more time to pick holes in what you're saying. I just, maybe he just

felt like, nah, they're trying to paint me in a light that I don't like. I get it. I would have probably done the same. That makes more sense. But also, don't leave the phone call. That'd be the only thing. Looking at the phone call is corny. I don't like that. That's corny. I don't like that at all. Yeah. But it is an interesting thing.

One way of looking at it is that he went into this with the, because it's not like he hasn't had deals before, right? Like, he's taken money from different people. I think he was with the Blaze. I think he's been with other people. So it's not like he's not accepting money from different groups. I guess he felt that those groups weren't, like, impeding on his freedom of thought. weren't like impeding on his freedom of thought. And he knows for a fact that YouTube or different social media platforms are going to do that. And if he has to maintain the rules of those platforms, now by proxy of that relationship and that contract, he cannot create freely. That I

relate to. And that would be frustrating. And it'd be frustrating for him to continue to be authentic and serve his viewers if he went along with that. I guess I would say why not continue debating that and why not continue working those things out in the contracts and trying to fight for that? Because especially if I'm taking him at face value in terms of what his beliefs are, which I like to do with people. It's like. If you're a conservative, you believe this shit, you live, you die. I think a lot of people who are necessarily haters are using this as an opportunity to be like, see, you're not about that life, get the fuck out of here,

you're just trying to monetize this. But if you believe in conservative values like a terrorist believes in Islam, like you are 100%, anything that's going to encroach on that freedom, you like get the fuck out of here. And that's what he sounds like to me.

But you never know. They could. And also there's Catholic terrorists too. I just wanted to point that out. Yeah, that's a fact. Yep. There's a lot of different terrorists. Terrorists come in all shapes and sizes and religions. I'm sure there's Jewish terrorists too. There's definitely Jewish terrorists. The media, there's

There was an Asian one last week. Yeah, Asian terrorists. There's's definitely Jewish terrorists. The media, there's a lot of different ones. There was an Asian one last week. Yeah, Asian terrorists. There's so many different terrorists. I don't think there's a Buddhist terrorist. Exactly.

Did what we just said comply with all YouTube's demands? Yeah, yeah, yeah. YouTube's fine with it. YouTube is fine with what I just did, right? Everyone's a terrorist

all the time. Everyone's a terrorist. Oh wait, there's women. And also? There's women terrorists too. There's definitely women terrorists. Black terrorists.

And there's gay terrorists. Gay terrorists for sure. They was after me in's gay terrorists. Gay terrorists, for sure. They was after me in Paris, bro. When they saw this mustache, them gay terrorists was coming, bro. They wanted to terrorize that booty hole. That's what they wanted to do. I ain't let nothing happen, bro.

Fly a plane straight into that shit. No, they heard. Real talk. They wanted that, but then, you know, that's why the first time I was in Paris, I shit myself, because they need to know what they're getting into.

Oh, a couple almond croissants in there. Smart move. That's it. Shifty was just playing defense. He got back to New York, he's like, oh, are they going to smell the Paris on me? I got to, oh, okay, okay. I get it now. Damn, Shifty on it.

Yeah. Shifty's smart. That's why he got them apple juices. Damn right. All right, before we get out of here, let's talk about some real depressing shit, man. It's a sad moment in history. It's a sad moment in history, man. Cowboys finally lost in the playoffs.

Finally, dude. Someone expect it. Finally lost in the playoffs. End of a dynasty, bro. I know. End of an absolute dynasty. I did not see it coming. I truly did not see it coming.

Where do they go from here? You know what sucks is, I don't— The fans? Yeah, yeah. I don't think that— Can I make my wife believe in me like y'all believe in the Cowboys? It's amazing. It's amazing, bro.

I said bet against the Cowboys. Yeah. You remember that? I said it against the Bucs, which they won, but I just said it again against the Knights. Do you think that you're like— I don't believe. You would have lost that bet. Yeah, I would have lost.

The one advice you gave, bro. I'm 50-50. I'm 50-50. I'm 50-50. But you would say that Cowboys fans generally believe a little bit too much in themselves.

Yeah, it's funny because in Dallas, everybody I know is just like, oh, this is hopeless. And then you leave Dallas, all the fans outside of the cities are like,

we win in the Super Bowl. Yo, that's not what we're thinking back home at all. These are just New Yorkers that leave New York? Unless the Jones family somehow has to sell the team, like, you know, me too cases or something, then we're just, we are where we are.

You know what I mean? He's done it. We just need it to come to light. It's what Knicks fans feel. Why don't you accuse him? You make an accusation. The segregation shit wasn't enough. I thought he was getting that.

I know, yeah. Nah, bro. Nobody cares about black people. We need fresh cases. If he was old looking like that, we'd have been like, yo, that was Thursday. That's true. 50 years, it was just too much time. He's lucky that picture was black and white.

Like an in-color picture. Black and white the way he wants the world. Separated. No color. So anyway, the Cowboys just lost to the better team. I don't think Dak is, he thinks he's good, but he's not good enough to win a Super Bowl without like a really, really, really good coach

and a really good supporting cast. That was how the last play though. That last play was a fucking, they went for it. What were they thinking with that last play? I was, the Cowboys always have the worst last play of a game. So I wasn't even surprised at how stupid that was. I don't even understand what was going on.

But what was the goal? To lose? Like the play that was called was it to make sure that they lost? They got to investigate, right? I think what the plan was

to have a quick pass the guy immediately laterals it to Zeke who's playing center and then he can run and then laterally however. Is the coach

the director of Rust? I think he might be. Oh, he is? Mike McCarthy, he's a producer, I think. Oh, he's a producer. He's a producer, I think. Okay, I just needed to make sure. I wish Jerry Jones was a producer on fucking Rust,

goddammit. Fuck! Okay, so? So I think that was the plan, but the Niners' defense is just so fast. Do you believe in the Niners for the future? Like, are we putting money on the Niners? So here's what I think.

If we were to gamble, for example. If I was to gamble- What would you do? The problem is Philadelphia, week to week, you never know, but they look fucking invincible. They fucking destroyed us, bro. They look good at everything. I don't know a weakness, necessarily. Jalen Hurts, maybe in a big game.

Can't do it, maybe. But he played big games all through college. So I'm not even- They look really fucking good. If Mahomes was healthy, I would say they're going to win the Super Bowl, the Chiefs. But since he's not, I think, what are the lines, Miles? Eagles are minus two and a half. So Eagles are favored by two and a half.

I think they're going to cover, I think. And I think the Bengals is a pick-em, right? Yeah. Which means whoever you pick, that's just like, yeah, that's the line. I think the Bengals will win just because Mahomes has a high ankle sprain, and those tend to be rough. You can't run. You probably can't plant properly as a quarterback.

He could play in this maybe, see what happens. But I think the Bengals and Joe Burrow is going to be too good just because Mahomes is hurt. So you think the Bengals are going back? I think they Bengals and Joe Burrow is going to be too good just because my home is hurt. So you think the Bengals are going back? I think they are going back, and I don't think they'll win the Super Bowl because the other two teams have such good D-lines. And the Bengals O-line was already not good, and it's decimated now. So I don't think they'll win the Super Bowl, but I think they'll make it back. Now, if you were to put some money down, where would you do that?

I think I would do it at betonline.ag. And you would use? I would use a promo code, flagrant, and I believe they match my initial deposit of $1,000, up to $1,000, by 50%.

Wow. So if I put in $1,000, I get $500 free. Wow. That's pretty fucking crazy. Wow. Yeah. And so you're putting it on?

So I'm putting it on the Bengals and I'm putting it on the Eagles. Wow. I hate to say this as a cowboy fan. But? But the Eagles look really fucking good. I would love to be wrong. I'd love to lose you guys' money. When money gets involved, it's easier to be objective,

right? Yeah. Isn't that interesting? Like, being a fan without having any money in the game? Oh, yeah. You could be as illogical as you want. You're a lunatic. Yeah. But once you put, like, $100, you're like, that old line is struggling. Like, he's got some bums, yo. Yeah. 100%. What happened to that kicker on the cowboy? Yeah, he's got some bums, yo. Yeah.

100%. What happened to that kicker? Brett Maher. Yeah, the one who missed like three. You got the yips, dude. Kicking and cornerback are the most mental positions, I think, in football. Explain the yips. That's a funny term. We don't have that.

The yips is like if a—I hear it in golf more so, but like all of a sudden you just can't hit the ball. Or you hit the ball and it goes 200 feet to the left of where you wanted it. You're just completely off. Completely inaccurate. Extra point, bro. That is like the easiest thing that they have to do. Cornerback and kicker, if you make a mistake, everybody watching knows it's your mistake. Like a sack, I guess you can blame the lineman, but like, you lose eight yards and it kind of kills the drive.

But you give up a long pass for 50 yards, you crushed us you cost us points and it's on you and you alone. So I think the whole world sees it and you get in your head and same with missing a kick. The whole world saw you miss a kick. So once you miss one, it's like yo, everybody fucking saw me do that and I think it just snowballs

and that's why kickers just go cold. I don't believe it. No, hey you watch Zero Sports so I think you're rightballs. And that's why kickers just go cold. I don't believe it. No, hey, you watch zero sports, so I think you're right. When I have hunches, my hunches be on. And I'm telling you, check that guy. I bet he's in, like, crazy debt right now, and he was trying to throw that game. Oh, wow. Interesting.

There's no way. That could be it, bro. To miss three extra points in a row? Yeah. That's crazy. Well, he missed four, but the Cowboys were up. The Cowboys were up 18-0 when he missed one of them, 24-0 when he missed another.

So, like, whatever the spread is, it wasn't, your one point is not hurting him. He's trying to do what he can, bro. He's trying to do what he can. Show the pussy up, Bobby.

Everybody got to do their part. This is like target fixation. That's like when you're staring at someone when you're on a bike and you go towards it instead of trying to miss it because you're afraid of hitting it. He fucking misses two kicks in a row and he lines up and he's like when you're staring at someone when you're on a bike and you go towards it instead of trying to miss it because you're afraid of hitting it. He fucking misses two kicks in a row.

And he lines up and he's like, oh, God damn. Don't miss. I know. He was just doing that thing like, shut up. He was just doing that thing. His long ass explanation for just missing. Yeah, I know. Target fixation.

Yeah. That's life, bro. What? Your whole life you're looking at the thing that you're going to do something with. Nah, in motorcycles. No, no, no, no, no, no. All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! He just egged off you just now. Yo, shit. That's crazy, bro. Y'all got PTSD. I promise. They're not going to understand it, bro. You can't. No, we're not going to understand crazy, bro. Y'all got PPTSD.

I promise. At least. They're not going to understand it, bro. You can't. No, we're not going to understand it, bro. So you're saying the kicker was fixating too much on kicking it through the post and that's why he missed? Nah. He got to focus more on not getting it through the post. That's how you get the ball through the post?

Nah, I'll send y'all a definition. You can read about it. Yeah. Who did this scientific study, bro? No, it's great. This is cool. I've heard snipers will aim 100 feet to the left through the post? Nah, I'll send y'all a definition. You can read about it. Yeah. Who did this scientific study, bro? No, no, it's great. This is cool. I've heard snipers will aim 100 feet to the left

of the target. You gotta aim to the left, bro. You do have to do that, man. You really do have to do that. That's a good thing. Yeah, nah, explain it. Explain it. No, no, but you go to where

with the wind, you still go to 100 feet to the left. Yo, can I ask you a question? You don't want to get fixated on the target. Did you put your goggles on straight today?

He tried to. That's what he targeted. Is that what you did? You just went for straight and then you were just too fixated on the straight. Exactly. I got it.

I got nothing. That's fire, bro. He's targeting over his eyes. Yeah, when you took my fucking croissant, did you mean to take a chocolate one? He targeted the chocolate.

You targeted the chocolate and then boom, found that almond. Son of a bitch. That one was on purpose. I don't believe it. I believe you would've missed it if you fixated on it too much. No, that one I actually

wanted to do. I believe you would have missed it immediately if you fixated on it. It tasted so good, bro. Gotcha, gotcha. So you're saying your dad's gay friend was really looking at Dove the whole time? There's no way that's true. There's no way he's looking at Dove. There's no way. Aren't you glad you didn't include Miles in this, bro? Yes.

Mark was like, let me spin by myself. Okay, there's a video up here that it feels like we're going to close the pot on. This is one final beautiful moment, okay? This is just exquisite milk out of UK. This is a woman

that, I guess there was some type of medical emergency, so she came on out. And she's going viral on the internet. Come on, Jelly Belly, you're going again. Fucking hell, look at that ass. This is Kardashian. Yo, why are you doing a dog like that? Cakes.

She's on crack. She's on crack? That was good. And people are saying they've just never seen... There's Jelly Belly and Olive on the move. They've never seen milk like this before. Nah, this is crazy. Come on, Jelly Belly. You're going again.

Nah, he was beating her, right? Fuck you. Now look at her ass. I think she sucks. She's yanking the fucking dog in, dude. Hey, look at that. I mean, goddamn, bro. I mean, that's impressive.

That's cartoonish. That's... What is it? Pixar? They have the bad asses on the moms or whatever like that? That's incredible. That's a Pixar mom ass right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah that's, what is it, Pixar? They have the fat asses on the moms or whatever like that? That's a Pixar mom ass right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now this is abuse though.

Like he was beating her up, right? Who was beating who up? The guy. He goes, come on Jelly Belly, you're going again. No, no, that's just somebody watching.

The neighbor is talking about the dude that's going into the police car. I'm assuming. He's talking about her. He's making fun of both of them. So I think both of them must be,

if a girl gets beat and then you make fun of how fat she is, you deserve to be in hell. He's talking about her. He's making fun of both of them. So I think both of them must be. If a girl gets beat and then you make fun of how fat she is, you deserve to be in hell. He's talking about the dude that's going into the back of the police car. But he still makes fun of her after. She's on crack. Well, she might be a crackhead, too, but he. But then that's. Actually, she's still doing something wrong.

He's roasting both of them. I think he's just happy that they're finally getting them out of there because they're probably crackheads and they're probably annoying all the neighbors and shit. I never seen a crackhead look like that. But do you see where I'm coming from? He's going again. It's like he beats his girl and this happens a lot. Yeah.

But this ain't the first time that they're going to jail. Yeah, there's some kind of degenerates. Yeah, I don't know. And just the way she yanked that dog in, it don't mention it. She don't look like a crackhead, bro. That bitch full.

That's what I'm saying. You ever seen a crackhead built like that? Yeah, man. They get money. Look at that. Yeah. Whoa. That's the actual photo of her from the front, man. Oh, no. She's different, man. They get money. Look at that. Yeah. Whoa. That's the actual photo of her from the front, man.

Oh, no. She's different, bro. That chick is definition built different. Yeah. Like. Be honest. Back in your single days, you hit? No, I haven't taken nothing down like that, bro.

Come on, bro. I remember that. That's like, whoa. That's prehistoric. Girls didn't look like that after the Younger Dryas. That's a clay pot. Before the Younger Dryas, bro, that's how women used to look back before the Younger Dryas. She hasn't had a dry ass in a long time, I don't think.

You can't even wipe that. You can't, she look like Shifty. Dude, this girl right here, we need to speak to our people in Manchester to figure out if they know this one. We need to speak to my boy, Adam Rowe out if they know this one. We need to speak to my boy Adam Rowe. I think he's in Liverpool, but yeah. Fuck. But he probably can see from there. He's got a new special out, so make sure you check out Adam's new special.

He can probably see from Liverpool, bro. She lays down, he can see them. Oh, dude, you're going to hear that. You're going to hear that. How'd this even come on your feed, Mark? This is from F.A., bro. Also a Barstool Sports poster. Oh, yeah.

F.A. got it on lock. Yeah, he got the scoop. Yeah, yeah. F.A. likes his milk. Yeah, yeah. You're trying to get F.A. in trouble right now, bro. You're really trying to get F.A. in trouble right now. You're a wild boy, bro.

You're a wild boy. F.A. like a little milk. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with liking milk, bro. You got to get your cows in. Yeah. What do you think the grip's nothing wrong with liking milk, bro. You got to get your cows in. Yeah. What do you think

the grip is like on that? Uh-oh, bro. That's crazy grip, right? The grip is insane. The grip on that is absolutely berserk. Just the intensity. Like the density of it.

You know what I mean? It's just, the wall's caving in. Yeah. The wall's caving in on that. It's an old mine, bro. Uh-huh. That is an old mine.

You get in there, all of a sudden you hear a canary die. You know what I mean? It's scary. You go, uh-oh. Yo, I would believe that. It's an old mine, bro. Uh-huh. It's an old mine. You get in there, all of a sudden you hear a canary die, you know what I mean? It's scary. You go, uh-oh. Yo, I would believe that. I believe you pulled

different things out of that. Like, I believe she might have forgot some things in there, bro. Like a prize or something? I don't know, prize, maybe snacks, maybe she was sneaking

some shit for the movie theater. She left a whole, like, liter of cola. Like, I think you could pull a liter of cola out of that. You think they got a baby in there? No, no, no. A 45- think you could pull a liter of cola out of that. You think they got a baby in there? No, no, no.

A 45-year-old baby? No, no, no. That still never came out? She probably had a tampon in the wrong hole looking like Akad. Oh, wait. You put one in the wrong hole?

I don't get it. You dressed like a tampon in the wrong hole. Okay, I get it now. Delivery. Well, guys, that's our show. Yeah, so... Alex just ended the show. When I overthink him, bro. You got the Well, guys, that's our show. Yeah, so. When I overthink him. Alex just ended the show.

When I overthink him, bro. You got the gift, bro. That's what happens. Nah, you were fixated. Nah, you got the gift. I was trying to get that one out. You were like, don't bomb, don't bomb, don't bomb. And you were target fixated, bro.

That's what happened. I didn't know how to get to it. You gotta stop being so target fixated, bro. If only you knew the term, and then maybe you wouldn't have bombed, bro. That's what happens. That's true. It was probably that. It was probably that.

Nah, but that was good, though. All right, guys. We will see you later. Bye.