Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Cuomo’s “Not a Pervert, He’s Italian!”
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Tuesday.
So Governor Cuomo has just resigned.
A lot of people are sending me DMs like,
yo, your work is done.
Look what you did.
You got him out of here.
I don't think that I played any part in getting him out of here.
I think that he was probably getting a little handsy with these girls.
You'll take the credit for getting him out of here.
I will take the credit.
Listen, we're feminists.
You can't disrespect women.
You can't disrespect Italians.
What was he doing to Italians?
He said, I'm not perverted.
I'm just Italian.
That is true.
That's offensive to Italians that are listening to it being like,
hey, we're also perverted too.
Exactly.
Why would you take perversion away from Italians? that's what i'm saying right it's disgusting yeah i'm not a pervert i'm just
italian it's like bro like own it so insulting dude i am perverted and i'm italian or just say
i'm italian just say i'm italian it's an umbrella and everything's underneath it and i don't think
any italians were upset about this. Do you guys think?
No chance.
I mean, this guy has daughters.
I'd be really curious to see how he feels if someone treated his daughters like that.
Would he look at them and be like, are you Italian?
And then they're like, yes.
Oh, you're Italian, no big deal.
Oh, it's okay.
Try to finger my daughter.
That's totally fine.
I'm Italian, bro.
We'll talk about it.
You're Italian.
I love this pizza spot.
This is one of my favorite pizza spots.
Oh, just smell this seat that she sat on because you're Italian.
Yeah, sniff her garlic knot.
Please.
That's all that matters.
You're Italian.
That's the excuse for everything, right?
Let thousands of people die because they're old.
You stuffed them into this home and you write a book about it.
Yeah.
It's an Italian thing.
Exactly, yes.
It's our culture.
They all live together. They're very family oriented. They're communal. Oh, that's true. Exactly, yes. It's our culture. They all live together.
They're very family-oriented.
They're communal.
Oh, that's true.
And if they're not family-oriented,
stuff them in the COVID den and let them die.
It's what Mussolini would have done.
Yes, he would have.
He is the greatest Italian leader.
Oh, my God.
Remember when Mussolini said that?
They tried Mussolini.
He said, I'm not a dictator, a fascist.
I'm a scum!
Hickory dickory dock!
I sent your grandma to the dock!
I feel like I could have done better with that.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
I fingered my maid!
What?
Is that how it goes?
My name is Governor Cuomo.
What's another Andrew Dice Clay line?
I only know the Hickory Dickory Doctor.
Mother Goose.
Mother Goose.
I don't know what happens after that.
No, no, no.
What is it?
Something she left.
What was it?
What was it?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, man.
Checking something something. Oh uh oh god i'm forgetting
it dude i'm having a moment yeah man yeah i completely forgot dude like everybody that
cuomo killed during covet you see that a little memory lapse did you forget about that when you
wrote a book about it you piece of shit what a piece of shit if he didn't write the book it's defensible yeah if he didn't write the
book like if he didn't write the book he can he can lie and say i didn't touch anybody
inappropriately right and he can say we did the best that we possibly could we didn't know it was
going to happen in this way and we so regret it but when you lead you have to make decisions
and people end up dying because of those decisions and that's the cost of leadership and i think you could have like bowed out gracefully right
but the fact that he wrote the book is so he didn't hit the numbers it's so trash get it dude
cannot come back yeah cannot come back like if oj wrote a book like if i did it you know what i
mean it's just you're rubbing salt in the wound you know what i mean yeah oj's a little almost
walking around new york like dude i'm afraid I might be near the governor
that killed everyone.
You know what's interesting?
OJ is a pariah.
You can't be around him.
I know Al wants him on the podcast.
It would make me feel uncomfortable
to have him on the podcast
because he killed two people.
Governor Cuomo killed thousands of people.
Alex Jones.
If you want to get on our podcast,
you got to kill thousands of people. You got to kill thousands. Alex Jones just said people didn Alex Jones. If you want to get on our podcast, you got to kill thousands of people.
You got to kill thousands.
I mean, Alex Jones
just said people didn't die.
He just said people didn't die.
And then that guy
is completely canceled.
Pombo killed
thousands of people.
It is a good point.
Thousands of people
he killed.
He made a decision
to kill thousands
of people, right?
He said thousands
of people are fucking dead
because of decisions
I make. And I'm gonna lie
about it, sweep it under the rug. Then write a book
about how great of a job I did. He patted
his own back for killing those people. He
celebrated his murders. Celebrated it.
And he's canceled for patting
some fanny. That's
what he's canceled for because fanny
came up to him and he just
pat, pat, pat.
He also did worse stuff, though. What did he do? I think he was, I was saying he went under the shirt and he was a groper. Bro, bro, he just pat, pat, pat. He also did worse stuff, though.
What did he do?
I think it was Al Zane who went under the shirt.
He was a groper.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
That's Italian.
That's Italian, dude.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Listen, honestly, you're not respecting other cultures, dude.
Dude, I'm so sorry, dude.
There are certain cultures that you have to respect.
And like he said, this is an Italian thing.
If a girl walks by him with a skirt, he has to lift it up.
He has to lift it up.
It's Marilyn Monroe.
He has to lift it up and you have to smell her fanny, dude.
Do you see that big fucking mug of his?
You think that big mug isn't huffing anus nonstop in the office, dude?
Come on, Mark.
Have some respect.
That's why Italians got big noses, so they can take it all in.
Sniff, sniff, sniff.
Not me.
I can understand.
I'm not Italian.
This big nose is not used for smelling Fanny as it walks by.
You know what?
He's ruining the name Andrew.
He's ruining the name Andrew, dude.
Also, what self-respecting Italian names their kid Andrew?
That's not an Italian name.
Andrea or something like that.
Andres, I don't know what it is
But Andrew is a strong Scottish name
And Chris
Christopher for Columbus I guess
I guess
Who even knows where that cock is from
Running away from his problems
Little bitch
I want to go to the end of the horizon
I think the world
Is wound
I think it's wound the world is round. I think
it's round the world.
What a pussy.
What did he do?
Sail the wrong way.
How do you go the wrong way?
Dumbass. It's the very beginning.
I wish he got to y'all.
Honestly, Delta might not
be happening if he did. That's a good-ass point.
That's a good-ass point. That's a good-ass point. Yeah. That's a good-ass point.
That's a good-ass point.
We're doing reparations for American Indians.
We're giving you all some sickness for once.
Wait, wait.
Keep going.
Okay, see?
You guys killed all the other Indians with your fucking smallpox blankets.
We kill you guys with our water.
The blanket thing is out of, come on.
There's no way.
How many blankets are you giving out?
How many blankets?
How many blankets?
It's one.
They got to share the blanket. It's one blanket. They're cold. There's only so. How many blankets have you given out? How many blankets? How many blankets? It's one. They got to share the blanket.
It's one blanket.
They're cold.
There's only so many
buffalo pelts.
Okay, so we gave
two or three blankets
and then all the Native Americans
just died?
It's a contagious disease.
There's one disease in Wuhan.
Nobody talks about
one disease in Wuhan
from one scientist.
Nobody talks about
how well they slept
and I think that's
an important thing
is that's the first time
in their life.
They slept too well.
That's the problem.
They slept.
They took the great sleep.
They had the great sleep. Yeah. The great sleep. The one that lasted forever. Yeah. That's the first time too well that's the problem they took the great sleep they had
the great sleep yeah the great sleep the one that lasted forever yeah that's the problem but that's
the thing this blanket thing i don't buy it i don't buy it i think maybe i don't buy it bro
where do you how many blankets would you come into the new free world do you bring 75 blankets
where do you think your blankets are from where do you think they're from uh pottery barn they're
from china from pottery barn exactly they're not from China. I don't get my blankets from China. And then you got COVID.
I don't get anything from China.
New Balance. American
Made. Okay? Stone
Island. England.
Okay? Carhartt.
American Made.
Yeah. What do you got on?
All his shit is Chinese.
You want to talk about Chinese
shirts? If you want to talk about Chinese shirts,
we're not going to talk about Alex's shirt.
That's what we're not going to do
is talk about Alex's shirt right now
if we're bringing up Chinese shirts.
Hey, RIP Chicks.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Get the fuck out of here!
He's stupid. Hickory dickory dock! I still think Cuomo needs to write the book.
I know we talked about this before.
He's got to write the book on not sexually harassing women.
We talked about it before, but I think it's still worth it.
He has to write the book about how to not sexually harass. He wrote the book about how to handle a pandemic,
even though he killed a bunch of people.
It's not even about
not sexually arrest.
He has to write the book
about how to do office HR.
He wrote the book
about how to handle a pandemic.
Write the book
about how to handle your office.
The Italians got it.
It could be a self-help book even.
Self-help.
It could do that.
The secret.
Call it The Secret.
100%.
That's what he told his staffers.
It is definitely a secret.
I love this idea.
I think it's a great idea.
I think that,
what was some of his rules, right?
He had that one rule
where like women
have to sit on stools
but upside down.
So he makes them
turn upside down
and then just pick a peg
and then you sit on that
and that's where you do your work from.
That's just to make sure
everyone has a seat.
Exactly.
Just open-minded.
All three women
sit back to back
on that stool.
Slot it down, okay?
And then what happens afterwards? Shave off the stool
into a cacio e pepe. Okay? That's how he makes the parmesan.
Tell me when. Tell me when.
Real talk. I think he has to do that. What are we going to call it?
I like the secret. I think the secret's good. How to win
friends and harass your staff. That's a good one. What else? I like The Seeker. I think The Seeker is good. How to Win Friends and Harass Your Staff.
That's a good one.
What else?
That's good.
The Sexual Harasser Next Door.
The Sexual Harasser Next Door.
That's good.
Okay.
What is that book called?
The Dummies or The Idiot's Guide?
Oh, yeah, for dummies.
What is it?
Sexual Harassment for Dummies.
Sexual Harassment for Dummies.
No, it's just Office Management.
It's like Office HR for Dummies.
Right? Okay. How to Finger Women You Don't Know When They Come Close to You for dummies sexual harassment for no, it's just office management. It's like office hr for dummies Right, okay, how to finger women you don't know when they come close to you for dummies for italians for italians. It's the culture
I always get confused. I always get confused. I'll walk down the street with my girl and someone hollers at her
I'm like, are you italian? He's like, yeah, i'm like, oh, that's fine. Yo, I agree. I'll dap him up
I'll be like, yeah, of course dude. If he's german, i'm gonna fight him. You have to fight him
I know if he's portuguese brazilian, whatever. I's German, I'm going to fight him. You have to fight him. I know. If he's Portuguese, Brazilian, whatever, I got to fight him.
It's a cultural thing. We have to respect culture.
Don't we respect culture? Do you know what I mean?
That's a good point.
That's what American progressives say.
They're like, listen, I understand in certain countries,
they take the gays up to the highest building and they see if they can fly.
Yeah, exactly.
They do that.
And then Americans go, we have to respect these other cultures.
We cannot intervene.
Yes.
Italians have a culture.
That's all Andrew Cuomo is saying.
Maybe he's from a specific part of Italy, which is way more rapey than the other parts.
Right.
And that's why he has to constantly funnel tits and try to finger girls.
He's sticking fingers in slits.
The guy's a slip fingered, chipped nippled sauce monkey.
Oh, that was nice.
He is that.
No, he is that, dog.
He is that. Well done. He's a slip fingering, chipped nippled sauce monkey. Oh, that was nice. He is that, dog. No, he is that, dog. He is that.
Well done.
He's a slip finger and
chimp nipple sauce monkey.
I said it again.
I'll say it three times
fast.
He'll appear right now
and try to finger us all.
Okay.
It's like Candyman, dude.
I think he is from, his
family's from Nipples.
Whoa.
I meant Naples.
I meant Naples.
I meant Naples.
I meant Naples.
Mark, did you have a
little slip up right there?
No, I meant Naples.
Dude, you keep slipping
up like that.
I'll have Alex finger bang you right now, okay?
While you sit in that goddamn seat.
Payback's a bitch.
Okay?
Payback is a bitch.
He's going to pay my back.
Real talk.
Okay?
Honestly, Cuomo, you need to put some respect on him.
Okay?
He's Italian.
It's just respect the culture, not Cuomo.
Respect his culture.
I don't think that that's Italian culture, but that's how he's characterizing it. That's Italian. It's just respect the culture, not Cuomo. Respect his culture.
I don't think that that's Italian culture, but that's how he's characterizing it. That's what he said.
And as a non-Italian.
Who am I to question an Italian?
Who am I?
Who am I?
I mean, we say this all the time.
Who am I to speak on behalf of black people?
Okay.
The perfect person.
But outside of that, who am I to speak on behalf of Indians?
I'm not Indian.
Exactly.
Who am I to speak on behalf of French?
Yeah, exactly.
Or gays.
Okay. I'm not that. Exactly. Who am I to speak on behalf of French? Yeah, exactly. Or gays. Okay?
I'm not that.
Yes.
Okay?
Who am I to speak on behalf of?
Italians.
Italians?
Is that what we're talking about?
Yeah.
Oh, I was thinking of one for me.
Scots.
Scots.
Okay?
Scots.
Scots.
Germans.
Irish.
I'll speak on behalf of them.
Americans.
I'll speak on behalf of Americans.
Exactly.
I can't speak on behalf of Italians.
See, that's the thing.
People might call you ugly, and you're like, I'm not
I'm just Scottish Stop. The way it's coming out of that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Got you.
And one for you.
Oh, shit.
Rocket, that's what it has for.
All right.
Ooh.
Don't be culturally respectful.
Yeah.
All right.
What a podcast.
This guy's not violent.
He's just Scottish.
Okay.
Okay.
Now.
Jeez.
I'm trying to respect your culture
and you got mad at me
do you want to take that?
he called you ugly dog
I'm the most handsome man in the entertainment
I'm the most handsome man in the entertainment
Alex, Alex, Alex
don't even start, okay?
and also with his forehead, let's not get into it
also he said Indian smell
as if he didn't smell himself
I said you don't smell, I said you're just Indian.
You don't smell.
You're just an Indian guy.
I'll accept that from them, but not you.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
He smells the worst, but he's also French.
They do have a little odor to them.
That's true.
Is he any French?
Yeah, that's right.
No, are you French?
I was born in France.
That counts.
You wasn't born in France.
Where was I born?
You weren't.
Where was I born?
You weren't.
You were born here.
Where?
And then you moved over there. No, I was born in Paris. He was I born? You weren't. Where was I born? You weren't. You were born here. Where? And then you moved over there.
No, I was born in Paris.
He's lying.
Is that a lie?
He's lying.
Dead ass.
You're lying.
You weren't born there.
Why would I lie about that?
Miles says he wasn't born there.
Miles told me he wasn't born there.
Wow.
No.
Wow.
He's been lying?
I've been lying.
Is this the Bellagio part two?
Bro, I had to impress you guys.
Why would that impress us?
Because I'm French.
Yeah, but we don't care about that. I didn't know that. We resent that. I'm going. Yeah, you're going there. I'm going impress you guys. Why would that impress us? Because I'm French. Yeah, but we don't care about that.
We hate that.
We resent that.
Ah, I'm going.
Yeah, you're going there.
I'm going for a weekend.
It's nice for a weekend.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's what my parents said too
when I was born there.
Then they left.
Well, don't take your girl to Italy
because God knows what'll happen there.
Why?
What will happen?
Wait, what will happen?
I mean, Italian culture.
Again, we don't know
if that's Italian culture.
I know plenty of Italians
that do not sexually assault people
It's also not wrong
if Italians do it.
Exactly.
What I'm trying to say
is he's characterizing
Italians in a way
that might piss off Italians.
But how can you
question an Italian?
I'm just saying
I'm not going to go out
there and say
that this is all Italians.
I'm not going to do that
because he might be
mischaracterizing Italians.
That's just what I'm saying
because I have plenty of Italian friends and they're not just walking around trying to finger girl slits all the time.
They don't do that.
They don't do that shit.
Okay?
That might just be him and maybe his specific region.
I know that Italy is very tribal, and maybe that's what he's trying to say.
Okay?
But I know that he's out there.
He's kissing guys.
I mean, he said this himself.
He's like, I kiss guys.
I grab girls.
I do this.
I grab powerful people.
There was a picture with him and Clinton. He's like grabbing Clinton's face, kissing him. A lot of people grab Clinton like, I kiss guys. I grab girls. I do this. I grab powerful people. There was a picture
with him and Clinton.
He's like grabbing
Clinton's face,
kissing him.
A lot of people
grab Clinton's face
and kiss them.
I don't know if it was
that way or the other way around.
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Okay, so what's the takeaway from this?
What's the takeaway?
Don't sexually harass women is one potential takeaway.
I also learned a lot about Italian culture, personally.
I've been curious about that culture
for a long time. Nice to know.
Don't go to Olive Garden.
Okay.
Because if there's Cuomo-type Italians there,
it could be not as fun.
That's true.
Yeah.
That's true.
And, Alex, what did you take away from this?
I don't know which one is worse.
I still don't know. Verdict's up.
Killing old people or
groping women. Or groping women.
I guess what you're saying is they're both
horrible. Like groping women is so
bad that it's almost akin to
killing old people. I think he should have resigned
for killing the old people, but it was
the 11 women. Because he killed the old people, but it was the 11 women.
Because he killed the old people by mistake.
He groped the women on purpose.
Oh, that's a good point.
That's a good point.
Born distinction.
Death is bad, though.
I'd rather get killed than have someone assault me.
Well, it depends how they're assaulting me.
They might assault you in a way that makes you want to die.
He fingered my ass.
I'd rather that happen than be dead right now.
You'd rather your ass get fingered than be dead.
Yeah, actually.
No, no. You would rather get bent over andered than be dead. Yeah, actually. No, no.
You'd rather get bent over and then someone just fucking dig away.
It was not with my consent.
I did not bend over.
He took it.
No, I'm just saying, hypothetically speaking, if you got bent over and someone was just jamming gun finger into your ass, would you be okay with that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think death might be better than that one.
Then be dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Fair enough.
Okay.
So Cuomo was coming to him.
Now, what about Chris Cuomo?
What about the brother, CNN?
Some people are saying
he's got to go.
Yeah.
He might got to go.
Complicit.
Ah.
Because wasn't he an advisor?
Yep.
So he was aware of these things.
Yep.
Hypothetically speaking,
he's aware of these things.
Let his brother put out the book.
Promoted that fucking book.
Promoted his brother.
Saying he's the best. They had their
stupid little brotherly love
FaceTime calls or Zoom calls on the air
teasing everybody. Oh, go see mom.
Oh, where's mom? I know there's a lot
of moms that aren't to be seen anymore because
of the both of you, right? That's a good point.
So should he be accountable
for what's happening? Maybe Chris Cuomo is the
real Italian. He didn't snitch.
He basically took a blood oath.
He said,
nothing,
you can't get my brother
through me.
I'm not a fucking stool pig.
He's not a Fredo.
We always thought
he was a Fredo.
He's not a Fredo.
He rides.
He rides.
He's ride or die.
That's interesting.
He's ride or die.
I would,
if Chris Cuomo was like,
what?
I'm just Italian.
I'd be like,
nah,
that makes sense.
That one,
that one makes sense.
That's a great point. Chris Cuomo's Italian.ian yeah you can chalk up anything to italian yes you
can yeah yes you can okay so but what what do you think happens with them because we all we all the
time try to hold uh facebook accountable for misinformation that's out there we try to hold
these different platforms instagram twitter accountable for misinformation and spreading
of fake news and the effects of the spread of that fake news.
Well, what happens if you suppress news?
What happens if you work as the person who delivers the news to the people and you actively
suppress and help somebody who was murdering thousands of old people?
Well, they say he wasn't allowed to talk about it, which is convenient.
Which is convenient, but that happened afterwards yeah while it was happening he was allowed to talk about it
and chose not to while he was also advising his brother right so he's getting he's on the payroll
he's getting a couple shekels from the family right while at the same time running coverage
for his ass on cnn and calling out everybody and their mother on his channel that's the issue
that's where you fuck yourself.
If you're CNN, especially those nighttime guys, it's very pious.
It's very self-righteous.
Everybody else's behavior is deplorable.
You advise your brother who's doing that kind of deplorable shit.
Now you got to go.
Interesting thing.
It's akin to writing a book.
It's the fucking news reporter equivalent of writing a book about what a great job
you're doing.
What is there to talk about today?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Nothing.
There's a few thousand old people
that aren't around anymore,
but who cares?
Let's not talk about that.
We'll talk about the death numbers
every single day on this network.
We'll talk about how deadly
the virus is
every single day on this network.
We'll have a ticker
of how many people have died.
The last thing we'll do
is say the old people
that were stuffed in the home
by my brother and that I knew about potentially or allegedly knew
about yeah this number is a little lower than it should be because we're not
counting those that's a little wild you gotta go so there might be something
about just being governor in New York because apparently this is the second
governor in New York that resigned over sexual misconduct who was the last one the only line got sir Oh spits Oh legend apparently I know wasn't he taking nudes while babysitting he's babysitting Did you hear about that? That was Anthony Weiner. Oh, Anthony Weiner, bro. He's a legend.
Yo, son.
That's a wild boy, son.
He's babysitting his kid and sending nudes out to underage girls. I think there's also some underage shit.
It was underage girls, son?
You better miss it.
Just shut the fuck up for the next few minutes so this podcast doesn't get canceled.
Nah, they're legendary pedophiles.
That's what I was trying to say, bro.
Come on.
I didn't let you finish.
Yeah, if that's exactly better, but I see what you're saying.
No.
Okay.
But yeah, he got in trouble with the prostitutes in 2008.
Spitzer.
Spitzer did.
I think soliciting sex across state lines, is that what they got him on?
Across state?
I've never, if anyone ever says across state lines, I'm like, what does that mean?
I don't even understand.
It's called the Mann Act or something like that.
Prostitutes across state lines?
I don't know.
Chappelle had a joke about it once. I think it's called the Mann Act. Yeah. It was like some old law that they the Man Act Or something like that Prostitutes across state lines I don't know Chappelle had a joke about it once
I think it's called the Man Act
Yeah
It was like some old law
That they got him on
Or something like that
That was passed
Apparently to get Jack Johnson
Who loved fucking white girls
And he was the first black heavyweight
And they just wanted to bring him down
So they were like
Let's pass that one
He knows a lot about this law
Right here
You know a lot about this law
You know who went down for it
You gotta know a lot
To evade the law
You know what I mean
Yeah I feel you
So what happened?
He resigned, so now Cuomo's the second governor to resign
Over sexual misconduct
In the last, what, 12 years?
Do you think it's possible that there's a straight politician
That is over 60 years old that hasn't
Been
Ooh, fuck, good question
That hasn't been handsy
Or weird to women That were close to them Obama Ooh, fuck, good question That hasn't been handsy or weird
To women that were close to them
Obama
Yeah
Maybe, I don't know
I said straight, but I think that Obama
Wow
He just turned over 60
And Obama been done for 8 years now
He doesn't qualify
That's right, he's not 60, he just turned 60
Okay, yeah, do we think there is But this is's homo and this is why this is why i asked this
all these women say we need reform well and i think they might be right but this is why they
ask i don't think that we need reform for the average person so this is what's tricky right
politicians are supposed to represent the average man or the average woman right and they have this
uncanny ability to be relatable right you hear them speak and you're like, oh, my God, that guy really reflects some things that I see in me.
Like Bill Clinton apparently is so fucking charismatic when you meet him.
He makes you think like you're the most amazing person, the most interesting person he's ever spoken to.
Right. So we see flashcards with, you know, some of his dates.
And wait, does he? Yeah, exactly. On the plane to Epstein's Island.
That's what he does. He's known for that.
He's got a wild boy over here.
Oh, I didn't know about that.
Bill Clinton does that, yeah.
He's very friendly, yeah.
You didn't know that?
Anyway, these are all allegedly.
Okay?
You fucking piece of shit.
He's a victim.
Yeah, allegedly charismatic.
Andrew Cuomo was assaulting this man.
The guy's a victim.
Hurt people hurt people.
How do you know it didn't start with Cuomo
and then after that,
he was like,
I need to go to that island.
I need to do what was done to me to someone else.
Cuomo's the first vampire.
He bit Clinton.
What's the opposite of a retirement home? Epstein's Island.
That's what I'm talking about. Exactly.
Now, so back to this.
Back to this point.
Which I forgot. What the fuck was I saying?
Politicians are supposed to represent the people.
Yeah, so the politicians represent the people.
We think that they are like us, and that is their shtick.
That's their gimmick.
That's their gift.
Their gift is convincing us they're just like us, they're one of the people,
but they also can lead the people and they have these great ideas
and they're going to take care of us, right?
What we often don't see in these people, but is true,
is an insatiable desire for power.
Insatiable.
If you want to be a politician you desire power yeah and it can there's there's
certain people who maybe they want to be politicians because they want to help right but even if you
want to be a politician because you want to help you also desire power yes okay most of the people
i know that want to help just go help they work for a not-for-profit there's tons of ways to help
like those most of the people i know that really want to help they just do help. They work for a not-for-profit. There's tons of ways to help. Most of the people I know that really want to help, they just do that.
Tons of ways to help. The best politician
would never want to be a politician. Like the best
leader. It never wants to be that. 100%.
Now, so these people want to be politicians.
They want to win the elections. They want
to have the power, power, power. People
who have this addiction to power,
why do you have an addiction to power?
Because you like to use that power. You like the way
that power people treat you when you have that power. Why do you have an addiction to power? Because you like to use that power. You like the way that people treat you when you have that power. There is something dangerous. There is
something nefarious that comes with the yearning for power. I'm not surprised that people who are
addicted to power are willing to dedicate their life to being in positions of power,
act weirdly around people and try to use that power around people especially those that are
less powerful and get off on the usage of that power around the people that either depend on
them or are less powerful and kind of have to do with what uh what they're saying yeah they don't
stop expressing their power exerting it over people they're not serial killers right they're
not like serial rapists right they're not that horrible with it where people they're not serial killers right they're not like serial rapists
right they're not that horrible with it where like they need to feel powerful and they're going to
imprison a fucking woman in an attic so that they feel all the power and control over that person
right that's what like the serial rapist serial killer some shit you see on fucking
law and order svu right that's that kind of stuff that's the extreme version they're like right before that right they're like right here right so what i'm trying to understand
is if you had that like disgusting disease inside you yeah where you just constantly crave this
power is it that shocking that you're gonna use it especially around your staff and especially
around the the sex that you are attracted to.
If you're gay,
it's going to be the dudes.
You see this happening in Hollywood all the time.
Gay dudes doing it to dudes,
straight dudes doing it to women,
right?
You see it in every different field.
I mean,
even powerful women will do it to their younger men.
We know a good friend of ours had a powerful woman do it to them.
That's what I'm saying.
Like there's this famous quote i
always think about this like uh great men are hardly ever good men and like i kind of think
that's true yeah like to be great in the sense that like you've done something like substantial
like governmentally or like politically or something like that we're talking like the
elites of the elites it's hard to get there by being a good guy and the type of qualities that
take you to the top of being like, you know, a Fortune
100 CEO or something typically make you a little ruthless.
Yeah, there's a moral ambiguity you have to have where it's like, I know that's probably
what's right, but this is what gets us where we need to go.
Yeah, I shouldn't, you know, try to coerce my intern to sleep with me, but I can.
And it's not, is it really wrong?
They rationalize things in their brain in like a specific way.
She wants it. Yeah, that's what they tell themselves. She wants it. not, is it really wrong? They rationalize things in their brain in a specific way. She wants it.
Yeah, that's what they tell themselves.
She wants it.
And what would happen to me?
What could happen to me?
I'm so powerful that nothing can happen.
Yeah.
Right?
And they really start to believe this shit.
And that's why they're absolutely terrified by Me Too movement and these other movements
because they're like, wait a minute, my power doesn't work?
Yeah.
Usually I just quiet these people.
Usually I tell them, hey, I'm going to get you a job somewhere.
I'm going to get you a movie role.
I'm going to get you a political position.
You're going to be on someone's staff.
So you would rather be on the staff.
You have these aspirations for a political career.
Wouldn't you rather be on someone's staff than complain about me?
I can put you there.
It goes both ways, though.
That's what I don't like when people get super tight,
when people criticize historical figures.
They're like, oh, maybe Abraham Lincoln wasn't like a perfect guy.
I'm like, yeah, probably not.
Yeah.
Like he was he lived so long ago.
Like he was a super powerful person, one of the most powerful people in the world.
Like, yeah.
Yeah.
He probably fucked up a lot and did really egregious things.
Yeah.
So like I think that goes for anyone that's quote unquote great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The thing is that you've got to judge greatness
within a vacuum right like we're dredging like the athletic greatness within a vacuum like there
are athletes that probably were pieces of shit maybe neglected their families yeah weren't great
husbands but they still average a fucking triple double one season then oh my god okay that was a
great season that was you don't become a less good basketball player because the shit you did outside your life yeah right and abraham lincoln doesn't become a less good politician
because of the things he did in his personal lives or the way that he treated people etc
right you also need to judge those figures based on the time they lived in yes that's also important
component yeah 100 but there's just over reactiveness when people say when people look
especially like american history even current politicians where they're like oh he's perfect
he's great he's great he's great that people that especially feel victimized by the
things that they did do whether it's like racist sexist homophobic then they'll come out and be
like no he's actually the worst yeah it's like he's not the worst he's not the best he's just
a human being that did good things and also fucked up now as far as cuomo goes like you can look at
the good stuff he did be like all right and then also you know punish him and shit on him for the
fucked up things you're a product of your time you're a product of your culture but i'm never surprised when great men do fucked up
things i'm like yeah you're gonna abuse your power that's what that's why you want to power
it's not about like a great man thing it's just like man does fucked up shit man woman does
fucked up shit great men have a spotlight great men have a ledger people are remembering it
everything you do as a great man gets minted to the blockchain okay so every single thing in george washington's life once he became that dude yeah becomes
important oh he chopped down a cherry tree i don't even know if that was him you know it was
him right it's like how many motherfuckers chopped down a cherry tree you didn't know that you don't
know what the fuck you did in your backyard yeah nobody knows until you become great and then all
of a sudden that story about you in high school.
One time in high school he actually helped this person
with a wheelchair
across the street.
Now that's part of your story.
You're the wheelchair helping guy.
And there's also something
to power corrupts
and absolute power corrupts
absolutely.
A lot of those guys
are wired that way
but also if you're just
a regular guy
who gets power
you can still probably
go that way pretty easily.
Yes, 100%.
100%. Uh, 100%.