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If you guys haven't seen it already, I'd be shocked.
But there's a YouTuber named Mr. Beast.
Yeah.
Now, Mr. Beast is probably the biggest person on YouTube right now.
Yeah.
He puts out videos.
They get 40, 50, 60 million views. It's insane.
It's unbelievable.
Guy's incredibly talented.
He recreated Squid Game, the korean uh horror drama whatever you want
to call it uh anthology that was on netflix he basically recreated spent 3.5 million dollars
had 456 people come out to compete in squid game obviously not to the death they lose they just get
taken out of the potential money the person who who won it won $456,000.
Yeah.
He spent three and a half million recreating each one of the stages.
I think he did it in North Carolina.
He has like a,
I guess a big soundstage there or something like that.
And,
um,
it's on YouTube.
You can go watch it.
And I thought it was absolutely brilliant to see it executed.
Incredible.
It was brilliant to see it executed. It. It was brilliant to see it executed.
It, yeah, yeah.
I mean, it was just,
to see something of that scale
was unbelievable.
So impressive.
Yeah.
Yo, Mr. Beast is like a real life
social media great Gatsby.
Okay.
Like, he's just this guy
that popped up.
I don't know how the fuck
he made all this money,
but all of a sudden
you just keep hearing about him
and he's doing all this
really cool shit
and it's like,
it's like that fucking Squid Game thing is the party that you got to be at, bro.
Here's the thing.
This guy has been, I know it sounds so crazy to say this because he's so much more, um,
has so much more awareness than we do, but I'm going to say it as I feel it.
He's been on my radar for a while.
Right.
Right. Now he should be on my radar. He's been on my radar for a while. Right. Right?
Now, he should be on my radar.
He's the most successful person on YouTube.
But what he does is he does these incredible games.
Yes.
And they're not all games competition, but it's just like, I'm going to stay underground for 24 hours.
Or I'm going to stay underwater for 24 hours.
He does these videos, and you're just like, okay, I've got to see where this goes.
It's really good.
You watch it.
The editing is great.
His crew is all really good.
It's fun.
Now,
the beauty of this Squid Game thing that has received probably over 100 million views.
130 as of now.
What happened when he was doing those
things on YouTube, but this is
also on YouTube, but they were tapping into
the YouTube community, but if you're not someone who
watches YouTube regularly, you can have no clue
who Mr. Beast is. Beast is not
doing things that are going to get picked up
by the news.
If you're just like
a complete casual
when it comes to YouTube,
the Daily News
isn't talking about it.
The Los Angeles Times
isn't talking about it.
Late Night's not talking about it.
It doesn't tap into
mainstream culture.
And I think something
really interesting
about the Squid Game one
is now there's a lot of people
that all of a sudden
are going to learn about
the most popular person
on YouTube.
Yes.
They're going to quote unquote discover the most successful man on the internet,
which is a crazy thing to say,
but it is in a microcosm what is happening now with fame.
He's the most famous person on YouTube,
but outside of YouTube, if you're not someone that watches YouTube regularly,
you will have no clue who this person is.
But because he tapped into something topical,
everybody comes to the watering hole for topicality right if you're talking about a specific issue
we gotta indulge in it yep if it's about something i care about i gotta go tap in even if i'm not
someone's on youtube my mom might not even be on youtube yep but if she wants to you know see a
reaction to squid game she's gonna go in there for the conversation. And I wonder if he starts to bring topicality into his future endeavors because he sees the 3X reaction that he got from doing it.
What do you think?
And I wonder if it's – yeah, I think so.
And I wonder if that's going to start the trend of a lot of people trying to do this.
But I'm not sure if they can compete with him on scale.
Yeah, scale and money and even like creativity.
Like he really – it seems like he really understands YouTube and how to make it work. if they can compete with him on scale. Yeah, scale and money and even creativity.
It seems like he really understands YouTube and how to make it work.
But I'm just wondering if he starts to go,
oh, wow, this is how I cross over to mainstream.
Now I'm a creator that happens to create on YouTube.
Before this, I was a YouTuber.
And that's the difference maker.
When you go mainstream,
you're just using YouTube as the platform.
You just happen to be a creative.
And this was a story I saw in news outlets.
Somebody created a squid game, spent three and a half million dollars.
So I think this could be the way he crosses over.
Like you said, I think this is the beginning of it.
Now he just feeds it and feeds it and feeds it.
What do you think, Mark?
It's just funny that the news is describing it as like somebody.
You know what I mean?
Which he is, I guess, somebody to the whole world, even to America.
But on YouTube, he's such a presence.
So I think what he'll probably do is tap into pop culture as it presents itself.
But the issue with that is you just make yourself dependent on pop culture.
So with what he's doing and his content,
if you're doing a stunt based off pop culture and there's nothing really poppy in the news,
then you're like, oh, crap, what do I do?
So I think he's just going to continue on his own thing.
And then anytime something pops up, he will.
And he doesn't need to do it every week right he only needs to do
it when he wants these bumps but there's been a huge bump i mean earlier you were telling me he
was averaging like between half a million to a million subscribers a week that were added to his
channel yeah and he did this and he got seven million yes according to like some uh like social
blade or something like that that's what it looked like i mean that's unreal yeah but that's what
happens when you tap into the masses.
And then you get the news outlets start talking about it.
And now, all of a sudden, you go from a YouTuber to a famous person.
Yes.
And again, this is something that slapped me in the face when I was in L.A. doing a movie.
When I was there and I was like, oh, these people only care about movies.
They got no clue what we're doing over here.
And he, I'm sure, is abundantly aware of that.
I'm sure he's walking around walmart and all the
kids they're going holy shit you're the most famous person on the planet and all the people
working there or maybe not the people working there but like the senior executives are going
who is this person that they want to take pictures yeah he's saying he's having like a hard time like
working with like tv studios i was listening to him on a podcast recently he was like yeah i'm
having a tough time because it's like i'm trying to work with tv studios or like in the past he was
yeah and they'd be like we don't really see it like blah blah blah like the money it doesn't really make sense like no
we won't give you more money he's like i'm getting 10 times the views you're getting on any show
you're doing like per dollar spent like you guys don't understand they don't but to that point like
industry stuff i don't think they see it but he only needs two or three of these a year max yeah
of course just enough to like tap in yeah to that to that exact point it's like and and i and i i remember either i was talking to you about this or i was looking
into it about him just going all in on youtube and um it's a fascinating case study because like
trying to get these tv people like trying to convince them of something that you already know
that works while their ship is sinking is a really awful task.
Yeah.
Well, it's actually interesting.
It's like the Amazon thing.
Okay.
That most of these businesses fail because in order to succeed, you have to do something
to kill your current business.
You know what I mean?
So Amazon starts going to digital e-books when their whole business is selling physical
books.
So they hire someone
and they go,
yo, your job is to put
your old job out of business.
The iPhone killed the iPod.
And they were like,
what?
And they're like,
yeah, you have to innovate
to where your new thing
is destroying the old thing.
Which takes a lot of confidence
that one,
the new thing is going
to be the new thing
and the faith that like
you're going to be able
to actually do it effectively.
It's really scary.
Blockbuster is in the same situation.
They just chose not to do it. If we stream, we're going to kill all of our retail stores but if you want to survive you have to change continue to innovate
which sounds like a really easy little thing to say like oh yeah if you want to survive just
change but it's like that's a really terrifying position to be yeah but imagine how pissed off
you would be like you get 50 million views on average, right? You're talking to a network that can barely get a million views for a sitcom that they're spending tens of millions of dollars on.
You get 50 million views.
Yeah, film a show with your friends.
With the homies, right?
You know how to film it.
You know how to make it work.
And it's clean, right?
It's like there's no curses.
You could put any advertising on it.
Right?
And you're sitting down with these execs and they're going, I don't know if I get it.
Who the fuck are you?
Yeah.
No, you don't get it.
Yeah.
You don't.
That's why your business is failing.
You don't get what people are actually watching.
I don't even know if they know their business is failing.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Because you're the last one to know you fell off.
Yeah.
Kind of like, you know how like a rapper is the last one to know that they're not popping anymore?
And I wonder if that's the exact, because it's also like willful ignorance.
You're like, I don't want to, oh no, this is just a downtime.
Yeah.
And we'll come back up.
We'll get a new show.
It'll get popping again.
You know, sometimes you have a few bad seasons.
Yeah.
Or you look at all your peers.
You're like, oh, we were competing with all these other TV companies, and they're all going down.
Or like, we're about where all the rest of the TV companies are.
Yeah, you lie to yourself.
You forget who you're competing with.
Your survival is still on the line, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, 100%.
But you're like, oh, yeah, ABC's doing this,
NBC's doing this.
You don't realize that,
oh, I'm not competing with TV anymore.
I'm competing with this whole new thing.
Yeah, it's just eyeballs.
Yeah.
Yeah, who is getting the eyeballs?
Who's catching eyeballs?
And this kid knows how to do it.
Yeah.
And he is on the marketplace for the eyeballs, too. And the savvy shit he did, he had a big ad in the middle of it's catching eyeballs? And this kid knows how to do it. And he is on the marketplace
for the eyeballs too.
And the savvy shit he did,
he had a big ad
in the middle of it
to make his money.
But even just like,
you know they had
the little packs
whenever they got eliminated
that would explode?
Yeah.
In an actual Squid Game show,
they died.
He even strategically put in
somebody like,
a few people overacting
like, oh, oh, oh.
And then he looked
in the camera and he goes,
it doesn't hurt.
It was just like,
hey guys, remember, this is for everybody. This is all in good fun. Yeah. And the actual Squid Game, they, oh. And then he looked in the camera. He goes, it doesn't hurt. It was just like, hey, guys, remember, this is for everybody.
This is all in good fun.
Yeah.
And the actual Squid Game, they never played.
The last game of the Squid Game show is the game called Squid Game, but that's too violent.
So he's like, oh, we're just going to do musical chairs with the Squid Game theme song.
He said it when I watched.
He was just like, none of us know the rules to this shit.
We're not Korean.
We live in America.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was fired because I honestly got to that last one. I i was like i don't even want to deal with all this and then when he said musical
chairs i was like that's my boy right there yeah i yeah that's how we handle this shit i yeah i'm
saying what whatever the explanation aside i think the reason he did is like this can be too violent
we can't have people hurting each other like this has got to be as harmless as possible so everybody
can view it he's not thinking about a million views right he's thinking about a billion views right so it has to be a much squeakier clean thing to get a billion
views yeah yeah i don't know it was just it was really interesting i'm curious to see his trajectory
he's got to do more topical shit because it's hard to it's hard to step away from the views like once
you taste a hundred yeah yeah and you know why yeah it's not like it happened you're like oh this
was a mistake i don't know how to recreate this.
You know exactly how.
It's going to be hard.
It's going to be hard when that new Spider-Man movie
that everybody wants to see and they're spending $10,000
on a ticket coming out. It's going to be hard to be like,
I made my own webbing
and I climbed a building.
It's going to be hard to not do that
knowing you're going to get $100 million.
Right.
That video would be fire No joke
I'm gonna be Spider-Man
So fire
Jumping off buildings
And swinging
Yeah that's fire
You gotta watch it
You gotta watch it
I want 10% beast
You know what I mean
And if you only knew
What going beast meant
Oh yeah
We got our own beast
Over here
We gotta do that video
That video's guaranteed
200 million views
Show them the real
Mr. Beast
Fucking animal
Yeah yeah yeah Fucking animal bro Go beast video. That video's guaranteed 200 million views. Show them the real Mr. Beast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking animal, bro?
Go beast?
Yeah, go beast.
That's guaranteed
250 million views.
Yeah.
Well, I think they have
a view of those videos already
and they don't get
250 million views, but...
If they were on YouTube.
Yeah.
And depending on the animal,
if it was like a redhead.
And if it had a cool thumbnail.
If it had a cool thumbnail
and an engaging intro.
Engaging intro,
cool thumbnail,
and brought to you by a dope video game.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
That's the truth.
I'd watch Mr. Hands.
You have the right thumbnail.
You might as well do it.
You just take a break from fucking the animal.
Just put a carrot in its mouth.
Hey, so, by the way, this episode of Going Beast is brought to you by Brawl Game.
When you're done fucking animals, you can play this with your other friends who have never had sex.
Yo. That'd actually be good brand synergy yeah wrong yeah yeah now we're thinking now we're thinking yeah when mr beast comes out you gotta explain to him what now we gotta get him on you
gotta explain what going beast means we gotta yeah we'll talk about what going beast for sure
but we gotta get him on i'm also just curious about what drives him. Like, is it truly fun?
Is it all outcome dependent?
Or is it truly fun to do these things?
Is the journey also fun?
Yeah, that's a good question.
Because I think he tries to make it fun.
But at a certain point, the numbers are so big, you have to be very outcome focused.
Yeah.
Yeah, you have to be outcome focused.
And then you probably lose some of the fun.
Yeah.
So I'm curious.
And then if a video doesn't do well for him is it not enjoyable like
does he it seems like a lot of the ones i've watched like he suffers through suffering is
part of it yeah yeah you bury yourself or whatever yourself i'm not gonna leave this circle for 24
hours or you know it's like survive on an island like all these things are suffering
and it's worth that outcome but if that outcome wasn't there would this still be stuff you do
with your friends would it be these cool pranks that you would do on a saturday when you're not working right and
we're in this like real position of luxury where like we enjoy the fuck out of what we do yes we're
on stage we're doing a podcast like this is enjoyable and then the fact that we can monetize
it is just that's some god i don't know someone looking out for us yeah you know so i'm always
focused on these people and like what it's like for him to see a video
do 20 million views
and be mad.
Yeah.
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What do you think about them.
Cuomo's my boysrant2. What do you think about them Cuomos, my boys?
Mmm.
Eh.
What?
I don't think it's a big deal.
Talk to me.
I'll take our cause. So here's what I'm reading.
He's advising.
Miles, why are you already looking so disconcerted?
He's already.
So he just basically advised his brother.
And he was like, hey, here's the deal.
What do you need from me?
I want to help.
I want to help my brother out of a jam. Isn that what we would all do yeah so here's the thing
that's one thing that's fucked up but go ahead go go go there's one thing he did that's fucked up
that he apparently sent a text message that said like i've got a lead on the wedding girl which
whatever it's about uh some girl at a wedding that said andrew cuomo like sexually harassed
her at a wedding so that text is a little bit fucked up to me cause I don't know what the
intention is behind.
I've got a lead on the wedding girl.
Yeah.
But the other thing that he did that everybody's so upset about is he asked
other journalists if they knew if a story was dropping about his brother.
Yeah.
We would all do that.
So here's the thing.
Two things can be true.
The Cuomos can be absolute scumbags and their dynasty can be falling apart and
never to be,
uh,
you know,
recreated ever again.
And we would have all done the exact same thing
to help our brother.
Yes.
I think the issue with the Cuomo specifically
is this like,
you're nodding your head,
is like basking in the sunshine?
What are you doing to fuck shit
that everybody else is doing?
It's like when a priest rapes a kid.
It's more egregious than when just like
a random guy does it at a bus stop yeah because
it's like oh you're supposed to be the pinnacle of morality like you're telling everyone how to
live and you're telling everyone how to be virtuous you're a politician and a newscaster
yeah a journalist like we have to trust both of you to do the right thing and to be the right
people yeah and then not only is he a journalist but he's a journalist that's positioned in a way
either through his own doing or the doing of the institution
he's a part of
that rallies against, you know,
men that are acting toxic
and problematic men.
Yeah, that's fucked.
And government corruption.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, if there's like
a right-wing guy that does this,
people are like,
eh, you know.
But Andrew to me
is a slimy fuck.
Chris, Chris is not corrupt.
He's just Italian.
Italians love their families.
That defense didn't work for Andrew. Andrew Cuomo, to be specific. But if Chris Cuomo was like, dude, I'm not corrupt he's just italian italians love their families that defense didn't work for andrew
andrew but if andrew cuomo to be specific but if chris cuomo was like dude i'm not corrupt i'm just
italian we love our families i'd be like which the italian defense is so funny the italian defense
for family works great that's exactly all mafia is this family well that's what he said when he
was touching the girls he was like i'm not i wasn't touching i wasn't being creepy i'm italian
yeah that's what i'm saying for and Andy Cuomo, that doesn't work.
It works.
But for Chris Cuomo, it does work, though.
It does work, bro.
It does work a little bit. Just say you're Italian.
It works out.
Okay, I'm going to try this.
No, I mean it.
I'm not saying that.
Like, for example, like, okay, let's say an immigrant just came from, like a refugee,
just came from, I'm trying to think of a place
Where were all the refugees in Europe from?
When?
Remember they had to teach them how to not rape
You know remember that?
They gave them not rape classes and shit
LG?
I don't know
But basically some places where they weren't used to
Women just walking around in bikinis and shit
Yeah yeah yeah
Right?
And they had to be like
Yo over here you can't
You know
Rape these girls
Put the stone down
Yeah exactly Put the stone down Right Yeah So they had to teach like, yo, over here, you can't rape these girls. Put the stone down.
Yeah, exactly.
Put the stone down.
So they had to teach them how to do it.
Now, if a guy just started whistling as a girl as they walked by,
and they were a refugee, you'd be like,
ugh, he don't know any better.
It's that soft bigotry shit.
It's like, yeah, in his country, if a girl walks by in a bikini,
she's trying to get raped.
So that's why he's acting like that.
You got to educate them.
You can't do that shit.
You know what I mean?
I'll be honest.
My boxing coach said this shit to me.
He's like, yo, in Egypt, if a guy's looking at your girl, it's because he's trying to fuck your girl.
If a guy looks at my girl in America, I don't care.
It's like people look at girls here.
People have conversations with them.
It's no big deal.
You say hi.
You get some coffee.
But in Egypt, that means something different.
Yeah.
It's like looking at a wolf in his eyes.
Boom.
So if I see a guy doing that in Egypt, I got to cut his head open with a knife.
There's some countries where men hold hands in some countries.
Exactly.
And if you do it over here, that means something.
Yo, that's true.
So it's like, you know, it goes both ways.
Culture changes. So the Italian thing kind of does work.
An old Italian dude kissing a girl, whatever like that.
I get it.
Yeah, that is it.
All right.
I don't agree, but it worked for Chris for sure.
And if there's some...
You don't think that we let old Italian men be more touchy?
I don't think it works for Andrew Cuomo, who is the fucking governor.
Like, you're not some just Italian uncle.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You're the fucking governor of the state.
He's the Italian uncle.
Put it this way, Italian uncle.
If he had the opportunity
To be president
Nobody would have an issue with this
I don't think anybody's talking about it
I think it'd be more like
And I'm not trying to call out these chicks
But I think it'd be more like
Hey remember that time we met at the party
And we had such a great conversation
You don't remember that?
Instead of remember that time you kissed me twice
And you said something that was a little inappropriate
But I think once you see a
sinking ship, it's like, yo, it's time
to pile on, baby. Let me get this
cloud up. Yeah, maybe.
I don't believe it's strong enough to argue to the
death. I just think it doesn't necessarily
work for Andrew Cuomo as governor of New York.
As just some regular old Italian, sure.
But for Chris Cuomo, I actually think there is
some room to be like, dog, this is my
brother. Okay, he did some fuck shit,
but that's my brother.
I gotta cover it up.
Oh, you're always gonna hold down your brother.
Yeah.
Any of us would've done the exact same thing.
It's still wrong.
He can't use the Italian excuse now.
Because if I'm Chris,
I'd be pissed.
I'd be pissed, dog.
I'd be like,
who took that shit?
Bro, the reason I did it
is because I'm actually Italian,
and you are to use the Italian thing
on the thing you can't use it on.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Now what am I supposed to say?
I can't be like, oh, I'm also italian that's why i defended my family you're like you were touching
these girls you said this because you're italian idiot yo but when would you stop when would you
stop like when would you go yo i can't hold my brother down with that murder rape and like uh
molestation any of that shit that umbrella umbrella, no. Everything short of that, let's go.
Sexual assault? And even murder,
what's the context?
Sexual assault?
We talking about sexual assault?
Going beast with the boys?
Yeah.
What if he goes beast?
Sexually assaulting an animal?
What if he goes beast?
What if your boy goes beast?
He goes beast.
That's between him and the animal.
What if your brother,
you walk into your brother
fucking a pig?
Hey,
G's up.
What if it's happy?
What if it's your dog
G's up
I don't fuck happy now
that's where he draws the line
that's my dog
you know what I mean
if anybody fuck happy
it's me
what if he's using
if anybody fuck my dog
it's me
as a shake weight
he's just got happy
he's holding happy
by the abdomen
and he's just fucking
like that
he's doing a peloton
workout class
yeah the same time
and they're like
10 more minutes
and he's like that. He's doing a Peloton workout class. Yeah, the same time. They're like, 10 more minutes.
He's like.
That's my dog.
If anybody fucking happy's mouth, this is me.
And you hear like happy barking, but also like gagging.
Let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
Do the barks sound happy?
They sound so happy.
You see the tail wagging crazy.
Hey, bro. Good for y'all, dude. He's going beast oral. Good for y' happy. You see the tail wagging crazy. Hey, bro.
Good for y'all.
He's going beast oral. Good for y'all.
He's going beast oral, dude.
He was going anal.
No.
He's going beast oral.
You got to warm it up.
Dude, you always got to do some foreplay before you go straight beast.
Are you talking about going straight beast without getting that fucking top?
You know it's the most sloppy top if it's coming from a beast?
You could turn down,
hold on, you would turn down the
sloppiest top of all?
Dog top?
Bow, wow, wow, yippee, yo,
yippee, yay, boy. You know, to be honest,
Sabi would give a great top.
Yo, sloppy Sabi, yeah.
Man, I almost let Sabi
lurk. Do you know what I mean? I'd be coming out of the shower. You'd put some peanut butter in your asshole and you'd rather get ini? Man, I almost let Sabi lurk.
Do you know what I mean?
I'd be coming out of the shower. You'd put some peanut butter in your asshole.
No, I never put peanut butter in my asshole.
Yo, does Sabi watch you or what?
Say what?
Does Sabi watch you when you're doing your thing?
What, when I'm beating?
Yeah.
When I'm beating down?
Yeah.
Yeah, if you think I'm retarded, dude.
Why don't you flip her over, fam?
What the fuck you doing laying on top of her like that?
That's crazy
This guy's retarded
This guy's dick game
Trudge
He don't even know how it works
He really thinks I'm retarded
She
Whatever
You know what I mean
Dogs are boys
Dogs are boys
Real talk
I don't even correct motherfuckers
They're like
Is it a boy or a girl
I'm like
He's a boy
He him
What's his name
He him
He got pronouns He got no dick Nah He him dog Nah My's his name He him He got pronouns
He got no dick
Nah he him dog
Nah
My dog got the fat dick
You know what I'm saying
With the lippy
Anyway
So yeah
Your dog just gets
Fucking throated
Hey if happy enjoys it
Good for them
If happy enjoys it
Good for them
Whatever makes happy happy
Right
So what are you saying
You're saying free Chris
I'm saying free Chris
Dead ass
I'm saying free Chris
Fuck Chris
Yeah but he
Not for this
But not for this
But not for the
Exactly
But not for this
I don't think he did
Anything wrong here
But his brother did
Rape women
Allegedly
I know he did something wrong
But you just
Would also do the wrong thing
What
He groped women
No
Yeah
I think he
graped them.
That's groping rape. I know.
Where's the
APE part coming from?
Where's the ape? He graped them.
It's a rapist. It's a groping
rape. He raped them with a
grope. See, son, if you said some shit like that
to me, I would legit be like, come on, dog. He's just
Italian.
And what do they love?
Grapes I'm just saying
They know how to make
And what was that girl also doing when he was
Graping her? Wining probably
Didn't like it
Didn't like it one bit
But she didn't wine immediately
She took a little time
That's what a grape needs A grape took a little time she let it ferment a grape
a grape needs a little time to become a wine yeah and an italian shouldn't understand that
italian should know better yeah and maybe six to seven years i'm gonna get a wine a wine from 96
that was my best year that was the best year the dude was on a roll. He was great for everybody.