Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz’s Social Dilemma: Karate Teens
Episode Date: September 22, 2020This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia and Mark are joined by ESPN's own, Amin Elhassan to discuss the Social Dilemma, algorithms, Schulz liking Cobra Kai a little TOO Much, cute names for you genitals,... Lebron's son smoking weed, Colby Covington, Stylebender and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2
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Yo Al
I'll be honest with you bro
I had a weird feeling
Doug
And I need people
To DM this guy
Right now
That I'm about to talk about
We need to have him
On the podcast
And have a conversation
Our guys already knows
What I'm talking about
I'm watching Cobra Kai
And there's this
Fine ass little boy
In that fucking show
Wait wait wait
Son son son
Son son son
Son son
Yo yo yo
Keep talking
Nah nah nah
Keep talking Nah nah nah Okay, nah. Keep talking.
Nah, nah, nah.
Ayo, bro.
That's a little boy Ayo.
That's crazy.
You just said little boy.
I don't even know what the Ayo is for that.
This.
Baby Ayo.
There is.
There is in the fucking.
There is in the show.
Nah, nah, nah.
We're leaving this all in.
He bailed me.
That was so true.
Oh, his joke.
Don't cut that out.
Leave that shit in.
You need to feel that.
Feel that.
Let him feel it.
Okay?
Ready?
Should we rewind right now?
No, no.
Run it back in the edit.
Keep going.
No, no.
Meaning, I'm saying in the edit, I want you to repeat the joke again for everybody listening.
No, that's messed up.
Okay.
That's messed up.
So, I'm watching Cobra Kai. All right. Okay?. Nah, that's messed up. Okay. So,
I'm watching Cobra Kai.
Okay?
Yep.
We already talked about this.
Okay?
There's this actor.
I wasn't as on board
as you were.
No, no.
Don't leave me now.
Don't leave me now.
I don't know why
you're leaving me in there.
Oh gosh,
don't leave me now.
Okay?
Yo, listen.
This player won right now.
Please,
please look
at how old
this fine ass human being is.
Hey, just go to the IMDb page and see if you can guess who we're talking about.
No, no, no, no.
Just look how old he is.
Not Miguel.
That little white boy.
How old is that little white boy, Robbie?
How old is he?
Just make sure he's over 18.
Wait, his name is Robbie?
No, his character's name is Robbie in the show.
What's the name of the show?
Cobra Kai is the name of the show.
Tanner Buchanan.
Look how old he is, okay?
I need to know this before I continue this.
This is tense.
How old?
21.
Knew that motherfucker was legal.
I knew he was legal.
Now come get this sexual harassment.
All right?
Let me tell you, this little Topanga-looking motherfucker out here.
All right?
This dude made me feel weird, bro.
The first scene, he got this little bob haircut.
Yeah.
OK?
Perfect, straight, thick, luscious hair.
This dude?
Thick.
That dude right there.
Son, Mark just set your ass up.
He just turned 18.
No.
No, he's 21. February 4th 2002 bro i just i looked
this shit up right here mark just set you up it's motherfucking barely legal son what is he how old
is he it says 21 on wikipedia 21 wikipedia that's what we going with all right all right okay i just
showed you this stop looking up barely legal.com for fucking information bro you always want that
shit to be turning 18 i just showed him this dude and he said, yeah.
That's the character,
motherfucker.
The character, you idiot.
You fucking retard.
Hold on.
Yo, hold on.
Hold on.
What's your name?
Hold on.
This motherfucker.
Oh, the character in the show.
Yo, this guy just,
yo, how old is Wolverine?
Yo, Wolverine's technically 233
because he age faster
when you recover.
I'll take that.
I'll take it. Hey. I'll take it.
Hey, I'm switching cameras.
I'm monitoring audio.
If I miss this shit,
nobody asks you to age, okay?
If I miss that, that's all good.
Whatever.
I'm looking quick.
I'm Googling quick, guys.
This guy right here, son.
I got it.
This is hilarious.
It got his whole family in the bio.
Don't take it away.
It's got his whole family in the bio. Don't take it away. It's got his whole family in his bio.
His teacher is Danny LaRusso.
You don't recognize those names.
Come on, bro.
I don't know, man.
Love interest, Samantha LaRusso.
Anyway, back to what I'm saying, okay?
This kid shows up, first scene.
Got this little bob haircut.
Mad feminine, mad Topanga.
Yeah, looking like a prettier Mark.
Looking like a pretty,
now you don't look like Mark,
but when you said that,
that shit made me feel uncomfortable. Come on, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Because I was,
I was bringing to the table
how cute that motherfucker was.
So this is what happened.
The other day,
we're at the table
just discussing the show.
Shit felt mad weird.
So we're at the table
discussing the show, right?
I'm like,
yo,
I'm watching this Cobra Kai.
I was like,
let me tell you,
there's this one character
on that show
and out of nowhere, our coach goes, yeah, the cute one. And I'm about to be like, yeah, that'm watching this Cobra Kai. I was like, let me tell you, there's this one character on that show, and out of nowhere,
our coach goes, yeah, the cute one.
And I'm about to be like, yeah, that motherfucker.
And then our coach goes,
motherfucker look just like Mark.
And I was like, eh!
Son, come on, bro.
Hey, look at Mark, bro.
That's me.
No fucking collarbones like that.
Look at that kid's collarbones, bro.
That's Mark.
Son, look at that kid.
That's a female, bro. That's Mark, bro. That is Mark, son. Son, where's J. Look at that kid. That's a female, bro.
That's Mark, yo.
That is Mark, son.
That's me.
Son, where's J.K. Rowling?
You low-key got a crush on Mark, son.
Where's J.K. Rowling, son?
Nah, you ain't got it like that, bro.
You ain't got it like that.
First of all, you know what, though?
Look at that brow.
Look at that brow.
He got a normal-ass brow.
You know what I mean?
It ain't that normal.
It's kind of frozen.
If that was Mark, there'd be a shadow
on his shoulder place
right now
I don't know
damn bro
that's not fucking Mark
Alec
okay
look at him
looking up in the air
KIS
Mark
look smoldering right now
cause this little motherfucker
be looking smoldering
I'm not feeling
comfortable with this bro
I'm not feeling
comfortable
serve him
oh dude
that's Mark son that's wild right cross your arms a little bit hold on
now maybe it is cross your arms a little bit oh shit bro oh shit it's a little cute ass
what y'all doing all these late nights bro you just got a raise
anyway point is this motherfucker right here looks feminine wait is that harassment anyway
point is
this motherfucker
right here
looks feminine
does he not
look at the haircut
alright
he's 21
look at the haircut
I think you just
want to fuck him
so you try to make him
look feminine
all I know is the first
scene that I saw
yeah
this is what happens
I watch him with my girl
and we're watching the show
and he pops up
and I literally
I literally go like this.
I go, I go.
Son.
Hold on.
The first scene I saw, the first time he pops up on the screen, right?
He's all like a little confused, like a little deer in headlights, a little look.
And I just go, I just go, man, come on, yo.
What's this?
Hey, yo.
My body didn't know what to do.
So my body didn't know what to do.
Because I was like, wow, I couldn't explain it, bro.
I felt like J.K. Rowling.
That's why she, that's why she wrote those books.
Wait, why? Little training kid right here making you feel weird. I felt like J.K. Rowling. That's why she writing those books. Wait, why?
Little training kid right here making you feel weird.
She's a book.
Not the Harry Potter book.
What?
What?
What?
Avena Kadabra, bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
I had enough of this kid.
Oh, my God.
God damn.
You can't deny he's objectively cute for a boy.
He is trying to get you in that.
Dangalang is what she's
trying to be cute. She's just like,
give me that dangalang.
I support y'all's relationship, man.
What do y'all call it?
Roti or something?
Give me that paneer, yo.
That paneer?
No, for real. What does she say when she wants some of that dick?
She's trying to be cute with it. Why are you trying to be cute with it she wants some of that dick She's trying to be cute with it
Probably trying to be cute with it
Yeah I don't think
She tries to be cute with it
What do you
When she's trying to be sexy
Whatever like
What y'all want
In the black
In the black community
We say dick
So you say yo
Give me that dick
That's what
Oh yeah that's
That's very
Set the mood
You know what I mean
Like
Dangle Lang ain't setting the mood
I know
Dangle Lang ain't Turning i know no here's the thing
that's low-key disrespectful dangling is dangling bro
no dingling dingling is little that'd be a little dingling it's not that different that's
what they call asians
that's actually the song.
It's just two Asian twins ding-a-ling.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
But dang-a-lang, that fucking dang-a-lang, that dangle.
So is he saying that while y'all are in it too?
Like, oh yeah, that dang-a-lang. Mark that fucking time right there
Hold on
Why?
Hold on
That's how we start the podcast
Yeah, that's why
Mark that
That's fire
Alright
That's right
Y'all gonna figure out
What part of the podcast that's at
Anyway, no
She doesn't say it while it's in
While it's in while it's in.
While it's in,
while it's in,
she'd be,
you know what I mean?
Dangling is so deep inside me.
While it's in,
she'd be looking at my face to see how far
I think I'm in there
and then reacting
based on that.
You know what I mean?
Like,
if I'm like,
all the way,
she's like,
ow.
Ouch.
Oh my goodness. Nah, for real, I don't know what she calls my dick when it's in there
dick does she does she have to say it though i don't know maybe she doesn't
we're talking dirty a little bit though i'm not gonna lie i'm dirty talk bro i'm dirty talk i'm
fucking dirty talk bro i'm filthy i can't even i'm filthy taylor I can't even. I'm filthy, Taylor.
I can't imagine.
What do you think?
If you're,
if you're,
if you like her saying dangling,
I can only imagine
what you're saying about like,
oh,
give me that teacup.
Like,
I don't like you going to be
saying that kind of stuff.
Nah,
I'd be like,
give me that kookly-lookly.
And I can do it.
That's a lot.
Who am I dangling
in your toy toy?
Real talk
Now that we have dogs bro
I think my sex talk has been like switched up a little bit
Cause I think I'll go into more doggy
Did somebody want some
Have you been a good girl?
Cookie come
Come
Come
Good girl
Sit
Stay Don't move It's your fault Calm. Calm. Good girl. Sit.
Stay.
Don't move.
It's your fault.
All right.
This weekend, I watched The Social Dilemma.
Okay?
Akash, you did not watch The Social Dilemma.
Alex, you saw it?
Yeah.
Mark, you see it?
Yep.
Taylor, have you seen The Social Dilemma?
You should watch it.
Everybody at home, it's on Netflix.
Very interesting. A fatalist look at social media, social media platforms,
and their manipulation of the human psyche to force you into spending hours and hours of your time watching social media
and the role they play in the divisiveness in our country right now and fake news, etc.
And it's got this like
horrible approach to social media and i cannot sit here and hate on this documentary alex
because that same algorithm that they're trashing is the reason why i have a career
it's the reason why we have this studio it's the reason why people are watching this right now so the algorithm they're looking at this algorithm like all it does is feed you this
horrible shit and like what your worst possible nightmare and feed into your fears and there's
nothing fact-checked and yes of course it's all right but at the same time like and they're
making all these points about like all you're doing is um spending hours upon hours on the
internet right all day you're wasting your time it's like yeah we can upon hours on the internet, right? All day, you're wasting your time. It's like, yeah, we can do that because the internet has made our lives so easy. That's a good point.
Do you know what I'm saying? We can look at our phone for four hours because I don't have to
go to the store to pick up groceries. I just type it in my phone and then they bring it to me,
right? I don't have to wait online in a movie theater. I just watch it on home on Netflix.
I don't have to do anything. I don't even have to, for places like reservations and all this kind of stuff,
I guess you can call up and make reservations back in the day,
but it's just so simple to do absolutely everything.
We have tons of extra time just staring at our phone.
Now, I'm not saying we should, okay?
But the last thing you're going to see is me come out,
a content creator and podcaster,
and tell people not to look at their phones.
Can I say this?
The one thing I did see, the guy's name.
Stop talking.
You didn't watch the fucking documentary. That's a name stop talking stop you're fucking talking what do you mean
the guy's name tristan yo when he corrects the bitch who says tristan he's like tristan
oh yeah yeah that was good that guy yeah that guy through and through nothing you say is valid
and also it kind of feels like a bunch of people got fired from these social media platforms
they're now like social media is bad like a bunch of people got fired from these social media platforms. They're now like, social
media is bad. It's literally
all the guys that made social media
so bad now going, oh, by the way, it's
bad. By the way, I'm not making any money off of
it anymore, so I just want to let you know it's bad.
From their mansion? From their fucking mansion.
So let me find a way to make money off of how it's bad.
Dude, it's the Confessions of an Economic Hitman.
Yeah, exactly. They're the guy who literally worked
for America destabilizing third world countries so we could take advantage of them,
stopped doing it, and then wrote a book about how fucked up it was.
The guy who wrote the book The Game.
Remember that guy?
His name is Neil Strauss.
The nerd that learned how to get pussy.
He wrote a book about it.
Great read.
Okay.
You know what he did?
He got a girl, and he wrote another book about how important it is not to just fuck random bitches and get a girlfriend.
These motherfuckers are literally giving you AIDS
and then giving you the cure.
No cure for AIDS.
Say again?
No cure for AIDS, but...
You know what I mean?
It's like,
don't be a part of the problem
and then act like you're part of the solution
and want some pats on the fucking back.
But now what do you do though?
So if you are part of the problem,
what's the solution?
If you are part of the problem
and you don't stop yourself,
like you get stopped,
the company's like,
yo, you're not really good at this shit no more.
Peace.
Then you're bitching about it.
Get out of here.
But if you realize what you're creating
and then you go,
I don't feel like I want to be part of this
and then you take every action you possibly can
so I fix it within the company
and then they fire you,
then come back.
Well, one of the dudes was about that.
Which one?
Like the one that he's like actually
holding conferences yeah that's that's that's that tristan and he sent that memo out while he
was still working at the company like yo this is becoming a problem right it's the thing it is a
problem he tried but here's the thing it is a problem but it's also we have to understand we
are the problem like i hate this zero accountability on like humans part right
it's like you choose to watch the video yeah like you have to be able to discern between content
and that's something that like older generations don't know how to do as well as younger generations
like i was asking mark right i'm like yo when you see a video randomly like what's going on you see
a picture you see anything like that do you have some healthy skepticism about it and he goes oh
yeah of course like because i know how much fake shit exists there like my whole life i grew up with people
had like filters and all this other stuff if i show my girlfriend or you show your girlfriend
a picture of a beautiful woman what's the first thing she does uh trash them and start to tell
you what's what's fake yeah so the younger generation is observing content through the
lens of man this is fucked up this ain't real, man, this is fucked up, this ain't real,
this is conspiracy, this is bullshit.
The older generation, the boomers,
are consuming content on Facebook.
All of our parents are on Facebook consuming content like,
oh my God, the world's on fire, everything's going wrong,
this is horrible, because they grew up
trusting everything they saw.
So I don't know if this is that much of a problem for kids.
I know they're like, suicides are up,
and this, that, the other, and it's just like,
I don't know, maybe people weren't suiciding that much back in the day right like i don't know what to tell you suicides are up by how much it was quite a bit 100 the
stats that they put in that shit it was up quite a bit but there's nothing else that that's due to
i mean it was only since like 2010 when like social media really blew up.
Oh, you know what's probably due to?
The fact that there's way more ways to commit suicide.
Can't commit no suicide back in the day.
What do you mean?
When do you think pills were invented?
When do you think pills were invented?
Pills came out like 93.
I remember they came out with the...
Yeah, it was Flintstone gummies and then it was pills. It was Flintstone gummies. They had the fire air maxes. And then they came out with the yeah it was Flintstone gummies and then it was pills
it was Flintstone gummies
they had the fire air maxes
and then they came out
with the pills
and then you could
OD on the pills
right about the Jordan 9s
yeah it was
when the Jordan 9s came out
they came out with the pills
so
no in all seriousness
obviously there's negative
I'm not acting like
there's no side effects
it's the same thing
with like
environmentalism
you know what I'm saying
where it's like yes of course we should care about the environment.
But the fatalist attitude towards the environment, like, oh, my God, we have 10 more years left.
The planet's going on fire.
We're all fucking done, is bullshit.
And the lack of personal accountability when it comes to the internet, you should be able to not watch shit.
Don't watch it.
If it's bad bad you don't like
your feed that's your fault yep like real talk i have no problem with the algorithm i think it's
it makes our life enjoyable whenever we pick up our phone because it's like it's showing me shit
that i already like i don't have to go searching for it anymore and now it's on you you have your
own accountability to put your phone down exactly so it's like if it's a kid if it's happening to
a kid it's the parents hey you have to control their phone time and get them like to
build that muscle of being able to control it themselves and as an adult you have no fucking
excuse and also said sorry go it's different though young kids are like that's all that
quiets them down yeah and laptop in the internet nah that's it i'm not hearing that excuse i know
it's tough for you to imagine a life of kids but it's the same
I see young kids
I see parents
that raise their children
with no screen time
and they find things to do
like I was
these little ass kids
are like fucking
playing soccer
and they look like five
so it's like
you can do other things
go the fuck outside
and do other stuff
you don't need to just
sit them in front of a screen
it doesn't have to be
two extremes
you can like
let them use the screen
and let them use the iPad
and then also take it away
it's like we do that
with every single thing well I know we had to have that
done to us with video games video games tv all that shit was just gamified to try to keep you
tuned in as much as possible yeah they've just kind of perfected the the system and that's a
little scary to us which i get but it's been happening since you know it's been happening
for a minute but there is something really important that i hope people start to understand
it's like teaching kids to have a certain expectation, and not even kids, fucking adults,
to have a certain expectation about the information that they digest.
You know what I mean?
Like when we were young, we would go to the newspaper stand with our pops and our moms, right?
You'd go to the newspaper stand.
There'd be the New York Times.
There'd be the Washington Post.
There'd be the Daily News.
And there'd be the National Enquirer, right?
And you look at the National Enquirer.
You start reading it.
And then your dad would be like, oh, that's all bullshit.
That's fake. don't trust anything so now in the future when i see a headline for the national inquire i'm going oh that's bullshit i'm not gonna trust that yeah
right now i'm not saying it can't be right but my pop set an expectation for what is right or wrong
and if you're on the internet you gotta tell your kids the same shit and tell our fucking old ass
parents the same thing just because you see a video with a ticker at the bottom don't mean it's a legit news source yeah you know i mean
my mom out here sending me 5g conspiracies and i gotta explain what the fuck 5g you want 3g you
got the old eye fault you got two more g's you don't gotta worry about so now the only scary
part is like the generation that falls right under that so the ones that are old enough that they get
tricked by this shit yep and then they have little kids who are impressionable by the ones that are old enough that they get tricked by this shit, and then they have little kids who are impressionable
by the parents who are raising them.
Yes, because now there's no filter.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Now the kids are consuming everything the parents are consuming.
They're believing everything.
Now you've got a dad who believes the National Enquirer.
Yes, 100%.
Don't get me wrong.
There is a problem, and we will find solutions for it.
But the idea that this documentary was pushing for was essentially like
we've got to stop the algorithm. The algorithm has already
gone too far.
That same algorithm is teaching
me everything I know about the
world. I want to research philosophers.
I look it up on YouTube. I check it out. I want to learn about
boxers. I want to learn about fights.
Everything I'm getting.
You know what else is interesting? Who releases documentary?
Netflix. What does Netflix use constantly
to get you to watch it? The algorithm.
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Yo, guys, I got another show date.
They are trickling in because Corona's ruining everything.
But Minneapolis, Minnesota, I'm going to be at Acme Comedy Club, October 21st through
the 24th.
Limited capacity.
Everybody's going to be safe, socially distanced.
Bring that ass through.
Let's have fun.
Let's come laugh at the ill shit we're going through.
October 21st through 24th.
Tickets available on my website, akashsingh.com,
or you can go to the Acme Comedy Club website.
We'll see you guys there.
Now let's get back to the show.
What up, people?
Look, I'm recording this after the podcast
because I forgot to introduce our illustrious guest,
Amin El-Hassan.
He is with us once again. We love him. Great guy.
Now, here's the deal. We just got into the convo, so I want to give you all some context.
Here's the context. I'm explaining to Amin why Bill Gates will never be remembered.
Now you know. Take it away, Alex.
Have you heard of Microsoft?
Yeah, we've heard of it, but this is the point that I've always made.
Like, no one will ever remember anything that Bill Gates did.
Windows?
Shut the fuck up.
Nobody used Windows.
Windows you look out of.
Windows is nothing you do on the internet.
Nothing you do on your computer.
Windows?
Xbox?
Xbox, they'll remember him way before.
Honestly, I forgot that shit was part of Microsoft.
Zoom ain't him.
Zoom is some Chinese dude in San Jose. Zoom with an N. What's that? You don't remember Zoom? Yeah, I forgot that shit was part of Microsoft. Zoom ain't him. Zoom is some Chinese dude in San Jose.
Zoom with an N.
What's that?
You don't remember Zoom?
Yeah, I had a Zoom.
It's a not iPod.
What?
It's a not iPod.
Zoom is Microsoft's iPod.
See, trash.
Motherfucker sucks.
That shit had a radio on it too.
Remember that shit?
I had an FM radio on it.
I love my Zoom.
Nobody's remembering Gates, bro.
That's why he's trying to fix the world.
He's like, I need to do something so people remember me.
You're wilding, man. Name one thing you're going to remember Gates for. What you going to tell your kids about Gates, bro. That's why he's trying to fix the world. He's like, I need to do something so people remember me. You wildin', man. Name one
thing you're going to remember Gates for. What you going to tell
your kids about Gates? Xbox.
It's Xbox, not Microsoft. Xbox is Xbox.
It's just Xbox.
It's not Microsoft, Xbox. It's just Xbox.
Apple is Apple,
bro. We're going to remember that turtleneck fuck for
a long goddamn time, bro. We're going to
remember every single thing he did. Your iPhone,
I, in the front of it.
Xbox.
That's not Microsoft.
And that's not Bill Gates.
Bill Gates probably
left the company by then.
Did Bill Gates leave
the company by the time?
He did.
He was done.
No, he didn't.
He did.
He was probably trying
to shoot up fucking Indian kids
full of vaccines.
That's what he was busy doing.
Hey, you know what?
We appreciate it.
Do you?
We could use some vaccines.
I got to take malaria pills still when I go out there do you really yeah but that's not because of indians that's because of mosquitoes out there where do you think mosquitoes are from
africa oh oh shit yeah y'all would do some shit like that to us i was trying to
where are they from india wait are they from india i don't know man
all i know is once they get over here they just chilling but it's crazy though man because i
caught malaria when i when i was in sudan and like remember i was texting with you and you
went back during the whole chloroquine like chloroquine yeah or whatever yeah chloroquine
yeah like hydroxychloroquine i've taken those pills i've taken those pills it worked for you
yeah i mean it fucking sucks like you hallucinate and shit like that, but it worked.
That sounds kind of lit, actually.
Hallucinating and not getting malaria?
You got malaria?
That's the most third world shit I've ever seen.
No, the most third world shit is I didn't know. The most third world shit is your haircut during cardio.
This is third world shit.
This is way too first world, dude.
This, you look pretty, bro.
It's a very developed haircut.
Very developed.
This is first world hair.
You sold out, I mean.
You really did.
You sold out.
Because I got a haircut?
Yeah, man. I need that old struggle cut
That you were working at back then
Sudanese
Hell yeah
You don't even need a passport
You just show up with your face
The people who criticized me the most
Were Sudanese people
What'd they say?
I would get random Sudanese people
You look too authentic
No they were saying like
This is a bad representation
Of who we are
I'm like
What are you talking about man?
You act like I was wearing a flag
I'm making these videos I know what the flag looks like Because of your thing Thank you Thank you talking about man you act like i was wearing a flag i'm making these videos i know
what the flag looks like because of your thing thank you yeah thank you no not because of you
but you had this horrible thing happen and people fronted like they cared with your flag on their
instagram did people care no but they put their little turquoise flag on oh that's yeah that's
the okay turquoise something like that the color the color blue yeah what is it what color blue
it's like it's uh like blue 17 or like they have an actual
technical name for it i don't know look it up oh my god man we gotta teach motherfuckers how to
make flags bro oh no i mean like the flag is cool but it's lit yeah i like our flag our flag is
built our old flag that's what that blue is based off the blue yellow green that was old sunni's
flag and then they switched to this generic bullshit like you don't fuck with yeah i'm just
like it makes us look like every other North African country.
They all have the same fucking thing.
I got a feeling you're going back one day, bro.
I think you're going to be in politics in Sudan, bro.
No, I can't do it.
I got a feeling, bro.
I can't do it.
I have this conversation all the time with Sudanese people.
I'm like, I can't go.
I can't.
I don't have the patience because everything in Sudan is according to a certain mentality.
Like things like.
What type of mentality is that?
A Sudanese mentality. Gotcha. Yeah. Well, like they're. What type, what type of mentality is that? A Sudanese mentality.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Well,
like they're always late.
But beyond always late.
Like you have to have malaria or.
Yeah,
it feels like a prereq.
Yeah.
No,
it's just things like,
things like,
for instance,
if we go out,
we all get dinner,
right?
Right,
right,
right.
And the bill comes and I'm broke.
Yeah.
And everybody knows I'm broke. I'm still expected to do this big. No, no, I swear. No, I got it. No, no, no, no, right. And the bill comes and I'm broke. Yeah. And everybody knows I'm broke.
I'm still expected
to do this big,
no, no, I swear.
No, I got it.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, I was,
and like,
we'll do this whole fight.
That's why you can't go back?
No.
People are polite.
This is,
this is,
this is very,
listen,
this is actually good.
This is actually refreshing.
So,
what you're doing is
you're going to a third world country
and you're recognizing
the problems with it after being from a first world country and you're recognizing the problems with it
after being from a first world country
and you're going, I need to switch it to be more first world.
And this is what white people did around the world.
So you have to understand where we were coming from.
You know what I mean?
We just went to these different countries.
We had a dinner and they're like,
what's all this fighting about who's going to pay for it?
You don't even have shoes on.
God, we've got the country now, right?
That's how it works. This is colonization. It comes from a good place. about who's going to pay for it. You don't even have shoes on. God, we've got the country now, right?
That's how it works.
This is colonization.
It comes from a good place.
It comes from a good place.
It's fucked up on the way there,
but you have to admit it comes from a good place.
Yeah, and then on the way back,
they're like,
hey, you want a ride back?
I'm going this way.
I'm going, hey, it's all good.
Do me a favor.
It's like a seatbelt.
Just put it on your seat.
Listen, you're already
going to pick shit up here.
What are you going to do? you're already gonna pick shit up here what are you gonna do you're gonna pick you're gonna pick shit up over there right you think that was the you know the pitch yo someone told me they didn't take anyone from
sudan it was always west it was west africa yeah no sudan was different now they're doing it in
sudan yeah now there's a slave trade i don't i don't think the slave trade ever stopped
so there was a slave trade for a minute the arabs yeah so like there's a slave trade. I don't think the slave trade ever stopped. So there was a slave trade for a minute, the Arabs.
Yeah.
So this is the part where Sudanese people get really defensive.
Yeah.
And they say, well, it wasn't slavery like it was here.
It's a different kind of thing.
I love this.
Invention servitude?
Yes.
This is so funny when people divide up different types of slavery.
Yeah.
Intersectionality of slavery.
It was more polite.
It was like, hey, how are you doing?
I'm like, hey, do me a favor. Can you clean up the yard on the way? Wait a second. And if you said no? Yeah. intersectionality of slavery it was kind of it was a it was a more polite it was like hey how you doing like hey
do me a favor
can you clean up the yard
on the way a second
and if you said no
yeah
it's no
did they get their farms
or whatever afterward though
because that's different
if you get your 40 acres
you know what I mean
oh yeah
did they promise
some 40 acres
and a mule or anything
no
no
what did they promise
just say hey man
I'll take care of you
it's
that is slavery
no I'm saying
that indistinguishable people get, that's what I'm saying.
That is indistinguishable.
People get real defensive about it.
I'm like, no, that shit ain't different.
It's the same thing.
Is it like whips and chains and the sort of brutality that was happening in this country?
No.
But it's still like someone not having the freedom to just, hey, I'm out of here.
Peace out.
Or you want to pay me for this or whatever.
So it's weird man But um
To answer the question
Why I don't think
I'm going to go back
To be a politician
Is because there's just
Certain
There's certain things
You gotta be
You could change that
As a politician
You could be like
Guys if you're broke
Don't pretend you're gonna pay
That's a law
They don't want to change
You're gonna go back
You've experienced it man
You've lived enough
Why are you trying to
Kick me out of the country
He's on to us guys
we saw your old hair
we got a little
we saw your old hair
you look like you got
radicalized for real
wait but you're allowed
to fly there now
because you guys were
on the no fly for a minute
you trust that motherfucker
you think like
he said like
yo I mean you're cool
I'll fly out
I can come back in
I bet if you were leaving
he wouldn't mind
that's what I'm saying
you could get on
you think that you won't
be able to get back
no
you haven't gotten
your citizenship yet
nope
really
no
what is that about
US citizenship
yeah
why the fuck not
why not just get it
oh yeah
shit let me just go down
to CVS and get a US citizenship
you got a job at ESPN
how hard can it be
to be a citizen
harder than that
no it's not
it's harder there's way more US citizens that were born here than there are ESPN anchors.
That's a good point.
You're the first African ESPN anchor.
No.
Who?
I don't know.
You are the first.
I don't know.
I know I'm the first Sudanese person who ever worked for an NBA team.
I know that for a fact.
Here's something that I want to talk to you about because
i know we get to look back and we can look back at these countries in the third world we could
judge them yeah because they're not up to our standards but they actually end up doing a lot
of great shit that we don't commend them for enough did you know that okay okay so he immediately got
uncomfortable okay so he said here we go in nigeria right shouts to my nigerians nigeria
you know,
I'm just putting the black fist up,
but I'm sure you guys
probably do something cool.
Yeah.
What do Nigerians do?
Does anybody know?
What's the Nigerian thing?
Taylor falling asleep.
Niger.
I've never seen Taylor
look so sleepy
in my fucking life.
Get TJ from Twitter
on the line.
Okay,
we'll talk to TJ.
Alex just did a Wakanda
forever salute,
so that shows you
how cultured he is
when it comes to his
African quote unquote
brothers
closer than you
say what
I said closer than you
no I was pretty close
Black Fist
Black Fist
they got some Black Fists
out there
it's probably
some
Roll of Rice is basically
the closest thing
oh yeah we fucks with that job
anyway point is
they're surgically
castrating rapists out there
yeah
I saw that kinda lit that's dope I saw that job. Anyway, point is, there are surgically castrating rapists out there. Yeah.
I saw that. Kind of lit.
That's dope.
I saw that.
And then for child rapists,
murder.
I like that.
Well, it's not murder.
It's the death penalty.
Yes.
Murder is a crime.
Death penalty.
That's a good point.
Okay.
That's a good point.
You're right.
You're right about that one.
Do I get to stay now?
You get to stay now.
Okay.
I think the argument you just made
is one man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist,
and I'm not going to go into why you made that type of argument, but still, we will
accept it.
Point is, I'm looking at this law, and I'm like, I love it.
You castrate these rapists.
You murder, you just kill, sorry, you kill the child rapist.
Everything's good.
Then I start thinking, fuck, that puts a lot of power in the hands of the ladies.
Oh, I thought you're going
a different way with that no what if a girl says the girl that you break up with you cheat on your
wife or you break up with this girl she don't want you to go out there and fuck other girls
she's like oh he raped me then they cut your fucking balls off man that's yeah no like the
whole thing is you just you see what's happening with dr dre's wife that shit is by the way have
you ever seen the letter he wrote her like in 1995 to get her in the first place what's happening with Dr. Dre's wife? That shit is crazy. By the way, have you ever seen the letter he wrote her in 1995 to get her in the first place?
What's he say?
Pull that shit up.
Because she was dating this NBA player named Tadell Threat at the time.
And he wrote a dirty Mac of all time letter saying, hey, I'm filming this music video out here in the desert.
It's called California Love.
I think it's going to be pretty dope.
By the way, why are you still dating that suck ass nigga?
And then come here and let the doctor take why are you still dating that suck ass nigga? Like, and then come here,
let the doctor take care of you.
It is the wildest.
Like they have the actual letter,
not like typed up.
There it is.
There it is right there.
It's on a handwritten letter.
A handwritten letter.
Honestly,
if you write my girl a letter,
you can have her.
It's like my wife,
but if we just dating,
so it's like the first paragraph,
I'm a
basketball player go ahead man hand on a letter you know basketball players can't write neither
goofy ass handwriting fingers all big they can't hold the pen
yo look at his penmanship that shit is trash i can't read it's too far from me man
hopefully you hopefully you doing well and you realize you need to quit
fucking with Siddell
and come home
to your doctor.
I will take care of you,
baby girl.
I'm in Nevada
with Hype
looking at spots
for this new video
we're shooting.
Can I tell you something
very interesting?
This is allegedly
where
Dr. Dre found Burning Man.
Keep reading.
Keep reading the letter.
Really? Keep reading the letter.
Keep reading the letter.
Now Andrew's interested.
So, okay, this new video we were shooting for the single,
I told you Pac is going to be on once he is out. Why do you read like Floyd Mayweather?
Called California Love.
I said I can't see.
You can see that, bro?
Yes.
I can't see it.
You might need to see a doctor.
Yo, make it bigger. Not that doctor. Go back to it. Go back to it. Make it bigger so Andrew can read better. yes i can't see it i need to see a doctor yo make it bigger go back to it
go back to it make it bigger so andrew can read better i really can't read okay here's here's a
little bit better now the pressure's on all right ready where we got okay okay what's that called
california love okay we met a bunch of crazy naked motherfuckers in the desert today they
were putting up some type of giant woody man that's what the fuck I'm talking about. So I guess
they have a big party here for a bunch of days.
I asked them how much they pay. They said
nothing. I was like, no money? Someone
should get behind this shit and make some loot off
these fools because they said there would be at least
5,000 people. I think I'll
have an office look into it just to see if
there's easy money to be had here.
Was that bout? I'm about to pass out, girl.
I'm about to pass out, girl. Wish I was up in that ass.
See you back in LA.
Oh, that's it.
That shit is history.
So, okay,
a couple things
are really interesting here.
I guess this is the rumor
on how Dr. Dre
got involved in Burning Man
because the rumor was always
he was like the silent investor
in Burning Man.
And I didn't understand
how there was any kind of
validity to the rumor.
Right.
But this is it.
This is probably
where it got started.
And wow, that's Burning Man at its infancy.
I would say Burning Man was already happening.
It was already happening.
But he found a way to monetize it.
Exactly.
Or explore a way to monetize it.
And it was always some tech dudes.
Yeah?
I think it was like all these like-
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tech dudes run Burning Man.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
So I think this was their way to like decompress.
That's my understanding.
I literally thought it was just like some wayward white people. But I think it was going on in 95. I guess the tech bubble was going on back then. I think this was their way to decompress. That's my understanding. I literally thought it was just some wayward white people.
But I think she was going on in 95.
I guess the tech bubble was going on back then.
I think so, right?
Maybe that was the start of it.
Maybe.
It was starting by 98, 99.
The dot-com thing was going on.
I got to look.
I got to look into it.
Windows 95?
They had been doing it.
Now it's run by some tech people.
But again, no profitability, but very cool.
Okay.
And then I said, I wish I was up in that ass.
Yeah.
That's kind of fire.
See you back in LA.
And then she comes out.
No, the best part is scroll back up to the top.
You still with that bum ass?
Exactly.
This is the smoking gun.
Come home to your doctor.
I will take care of you, baby girl.
And that's why his ass right now is, man, like you did it.
You said it.
You did take care of her.
What do you mean?
I know.
Yeah, what does this prove
that he was abusive
no
we know he was abusive
he owes her
why does he owe her
because he said that
in a letter
yeah man
if we had to live up
to half the shit
we were saying to our girls
in the beginning of dating
when we were trying to date him
did you put it in print
say what
did you put it in writing
in text message
yo hold on
how did he not take care of her
no I'm saying this is it right now.
So this letter means I will pay you
$2 million a month in a divorce?
She's not legally using this shit, dumbass.
I'm just saying like-
This is a terrible argument, yo.
Don't be angry at me because your arguments suck.
Don't take that out on me.
That's not my fault.
Yes, Taylor.
Can you please save this man?
Okay.
Well, no, I can't.
I just have a question.
Okay, go.
Why was he writing her a letter?
Like there's no phones
No you couldn't text
That's your question
That's my question
Like I don't understand
Why he's writing it
Like it's a text message
I'm mad confused
So he's probably
Calling her a phone
Out in the desert though
Can I ask Taylor a question?
Taylor do you know
Why people say hang up
When they're talking
About ending a phone call?
I never had someone Say hang up You never said He hung ending a phone call? I never had someone say hang up.
You never said he hung
up the phone on me? Oh, okay.
Like that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know why?
Why? Because we used to physically
have to hang the phone up.
Hang a phone. How racist is that?
How racist is that?
It's crazy. That's why black people got
cell phones so fast. That's exactly that. I'm tired
of this hanging shit. Hanging shit on a cord
Fuck that y'all
No bro
Not happening
Cordless for me
Exactly
What do you mean
And what did the
And what did the cord
Used to look like
Mag curly
Oh shit
Kinky
It's kinky
Racism bro
It's racism out there though
Ain't there racism out there
You out here
Defending Steve Nash
Sellout ass
The cord from You know what I mean Where the black. The cord from the wall to the phone, though.
How did that one look?
How did it look?
It was straight.
It was straight.
Because that's the plug right there.
Because that's the plug.
Right.
We need some cords.
Is that what you just said?
Yo, come on, bro.
What are you doing?
Come on, me don't believe in that.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, yo? Come on't believe in that. What are you doing?
Bring us back to Sudan, bro.
You over here at dinner like, we need to accept all lifestyles and just pay for
this shit, you pussy.
That's the richest shit he's ever said.
I'm tired of these broke motherfuckers pretending
they want to pay for the meal I'm paying for.
That's what that's all about. Let me pay
for it. Exactly. Don't worry. We're going to
bleep that. You won't get in trouble. But they know what we said they know what we said asshole army always knows
you know what i mean we got to bleep it out for the haters out there so they're castrating people
in nigeria so castrating people in nigeria how do we feel about it if there was a way to know
for certain that you were out there raping yeah that, that's my thing. If you're putting a lot of trust in the justice system to get it right.
That's the thing.
Like, I don't trust the justice system for shit.
Shocking.
Why would you not?
I can't fathom a single reason why a black man that's also Muslim in America would not have faith in the justice system.
So, that shit right there, man.
Who's not a citizen.
Oh, my God, dude. You're really rolling the dice, man who's not a citizen oh my god dude you're
really rolling the dice just become a citizen can i sponsor you something how does it work let's do
it what do i have to do i don't know down on if i knew it i would have one right that's bullshit
no absolutely i mean that is absolute bullshit you have it somebody google how do you become
american you guys have a very uh diverse audience if you're an immigration lawyer you're listening
to this right now yeah come holler at me oh hold on you have kids that are nationalized here
they were born here they're citizens right they're citizens okay you see anchored up
you can't leave they can't kick you out now yes they can yeah they can you heard this thing called
ice what you mean.
Yes, they're tearing up families and sending them to the parents.
That's like what they do.
It's short for isolating from your family.
ICE.
Is that what ICE is short for?
For real?
Yeah.
You're an idiot.
Damn, bro.
Is that what they've been doing?
We can sponsor this guy.
He works for Disney.
You can't get a citizenship.
You work for Disney.
You work for the mouse, bro.
You can't get a citizenship. You work for the mouse. work for the mouse, bro. You can't get a citizenship
if you work for the mouse.
You're a Muslim.
Those anti-Jewish motherfuckers
will love you.
That's true.
That's why they love you.
What?
You're so confused?
So Amin was not born here.
Okay?
She's talking about
the letter thing.
Oh.
Taylor, if you don't get close
to the goddamn mic
when you talk, please go. How were you able to get a job if you don't have a citizenship the goddamn mic When you talk please go
How are you able to get a job
If you don't have a citizenship
Well he's got a green card
I don't have a green card
Motherfucker
You got a work visa
I got a work visa now
He has a work visa
And prior to that
Visa is not the credit card
It's something you use
To work in this country
From another country
Why do so many things
To get in this country
Cause this shit is lit
You never been to a club
The trash club lets anybody in Okay the fire one got a fucking red velvet rope
and that's what america is velvet it up and i'm saying you on a list bro for once on a good list
hey alex knowing how hard it is for other people to get into this country,
does it make you any more thankful?
Like just a little bit more appreciative?
Okay, here's a real question.
Here's a real question.
When you, okay, you've experienced,
you've experienced, obviously there's like,
nothing is a binary, if you will, right?
But like, you've experienced...
Yeah, I know that sounds super gay, right?
Old Andrew Gillum-ass word.
What the fuck was I thinking?
What the fuck was I thinking
just talking about that right now, bro?
Putting a bi in binary, dog.
Real talk, I did.
Put that little kid up again.
Watching Cobra Kai.
Have you seen Cobra Kai? No, I haven't watched it. And you want to fuck a little boy on there. I don't want to fuck him. Yes, you want. Put that little kid up again. Watching Cobra Kai? Have you seen Cobra Kai?
No, I haven't watched it.
Andrew want to fuck the little boy on there.
I don't want to fuck him.
Yes, you want to fuck the little boy.
But the motherfucker look like a girl that's cute.
The little boy on there look heller like Mark
and Andrew want to fuck him.
You don't look like Mark, bro.
He's kind of weird, bro.
Now I'm seeing it.
He actually kind of does it.
I'm seeing it, bro.
I'm seeing it.
Stop doing that karate, Mark.
Mark was trying to take kickboxing classes.
I cut that shit out real quick
I did
I told your boy
What's his name?
The Spanish kid
Chang
What?
Chang
Chino
Chang
That's close bro
What the fuck you want me to do?
Chino and Chang
That's almost it
You telling me that don't look like a girl bro?
But yo there's girls
Show the people Al
There's girls
You don't have to fuck guys that look like girls.
Yeah, but the girls are under.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
I've already thought it through.
Let's think about the good ass point first.
I've already thought it through, Mark.
Okay.
Okay.
The girls in that show are under 18.
Creep.
Hey, QAnon.
Hey, look at this.
Hey, QAnon.
QAnon, do your research.
It's up to you.
Are they under 18?
They're under 18. They're some young ass girls. The mom in that show is QAnons, do your research. It's up to you. Are they under 18? They're under 18.
They're young ass girls.
The mom in that show is fine as fuck, though.
The mom?
The mom?
Gorgeous, yeah.
The white mom right there, bro?
Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Be honest.
She's gorgeous.
She's a piece.
My girl was getting jealous when I was talking about that mom.
I was like, how old do you think she is?
She was like 40?
I was like, mm-hmm.
I was like, mm-hmm.
She got the meats.
You know what I'm saying, Taylor?
She got the meats. That shit's sla'm saying, Taylor? She got the meats.
That shit's slapping together in them fucking dungarees she's wearing.
Let's be serious.
Pushing out that little fat-ass kid in that show.
You know that little fat-ass kid?
That little fat-ass kid didn't come out early.
You know that meat's been slapping.
She out there with a cat's deli sandwich, okay?
And I'm all for it.
Get me some rye bread
and some mustard
because your boy is hungry.
Okay?
I had enough.
I had enough of all of you
judging me
when this fine-ass little boy
out here
perking up his titties
shirt off.
Yo, look at Matt smoldering
look at smoldering with the Topanga
tell me that's not Topanga
it looked like Mark
thank you bro
y'all are really ruining for me
that dude was a cute ass girl until you said
it looked like Mark now I'm repulsed
Chapagnon
oh fuck that was good Pagnon. I'm just kidding.
Oh, fuck.
That was good.
All right.
No, for real.
Where were we?
Who's finer, though?
The white mom or the Latina mom?
The Latina mom's fine as fuck, too.
I think the white mom's finer.
I'll be honest with you. What were you about to say?
I think the white mom's finer.
Usually, I go with the Latina mom. Usually, I would. But in this situation, the white mom. Usually, I go with the Latina mom.
Like, usually I would, but in this situation, the white mom is finer.
But you know who's dope as fuck?
That grandma.
She could catch some piccolo.
She could.
The grandma.
Listen, can I get some visuals?
Are you watching this show for porn?
Like, you just like every fucking character in this show, the men and the women?
Yo, I can't be progressive, bro.
Like, I can't be out here appreciating people.
You're progressing like Jerry from Cheer out this month.
Why'd you regress a little bit, my guy?
Yeah, I don't want to regress.
Too progressive?
Too much progress has been made?
Yeah, buddy.
Okay, so you've been black in Africa.
Yeah.
Interesting.
You've been black in America. Uh-huh. I've been black in america uh-huh i've been black in europe too
black in europe what's the easiest the easiest
i would say black in africa is the easiest because most of the bad shit that happens to you isn't
because you're black it's because of something else oh again i'm not just talking about racial issues i'm talking about issues in general like if you had
to choose a place to be black in the world where would you choose well i live here motherfucker
like obviously i've made that choice keep talking to me like that it won't be that much longer
keep talking we're about to make america a little greater if you keep talking. The agents are going to be right outside as soon as we're done.
Do you want some ice with that water?
Like, yes, he's here.
No, but an interesting experience.
I'm sure that there's a lot of people in America, right?
White, black, Indian, Asian, et cetera, that we're very critical of America,
but we haven't lived anywhere else in the world.
So a lot of times we look at the rest of the world with these rose-colored glasses.
There's a lot of white Americans.
They look at Canada and Europe and we're like,
you see how much more progressive they are over there?
Look how much less racist
they are over there. And then you go to one soccer game and they're chucking
bananas at the black players and you're like,
oh, people are racist in Europe.
Europe is racist as fuck. Canada might not be.
Canada's got its own shit.
I guess my point I'm trying to make is like,
if you don't travel and experience the world,
you look at these other places in the world.
You think they're awesome.
And you think they're awesome.
And you have this really unique experience
where you've been able to be black in all these places.
And I'm curious about your perspective on
when you are trying to make America better.
Right.
As we all are. We want america to be better
every single day right but you also have this i assume and i ask you also have this perspective
where you're like you're like yo we this is really good too there are parts of this that are good
sure is that does that make sense like there are absolutely parts of this that are great
that are like i love something about america that most other countries and not
all other countries don't have is america is a country that was built on convenience a lot of
shit we do we do it the fastest quickest way possible right that's a great point and in europe
like in france to get a certain kind of uh like paperwork done you've got to go through this weird
ass like seven why is it that way because that's the way
we've done it since like napoleon we tried to open a bank account for my mom's sister in india
just to send her money oh yeah that shit took three days going back back back just like the
right person wasn't there hey nobody can open a bank account today right crazy there are places
in spain restaurants in spain that will be closed at lunchtime because they're taking a lunch break
yeah a nap if you will a siesta it's like but it's lunchtime yeah la pausa like the what like
look there's a lot of shit in our country that's not great but like the one thing that usually
you know triumphs over all that is like are you trying to give me money then i will make it as
easy as possible for you to give me money whereas other parts in the world they make it difficult
for me to give you my money.
Here, take my money.
I just want to be able to do this.
Do you ever feel conflicted
where there's this part of you that's like,
where there's this part of you that's like,
I can't say that America's got some dope shit
because that almost seems like
I'm undermining the black struggle in America.
No, no, no.
Do you understand the question I'm asking?
Yeah, I understand. Articulate the question I'm trying to ask. struggle in America. No, no, no. Do you understand the question I'm asking? Yeah, I understand.
Articulate the question I'm trying to ask.
What you're asking me is,
can I not,
or do I feel like I can't gas up America?
Because if I do-
It looks like you're not part of-
It looks like I'm like-
You're selling out.
I'm selling out.
I'm like a Herschel Walker or something like that.
Right.
When you have the experience
to potentially gas up America
because you've experienced-
Sure.
But I'm going to tell you like this,
I've had on Brilliant Idiots, I remember i told you about like growing up in a country where the government could just come up and snatch you and take you away to ghost houses
and they torture you across the street from a ghost house like so crazy so like i hear people
screaming at night tortured right oh shit and now we see people in portland getting snatched up
in unmarked vans and taken away.
And so there are things that I see, I'm like, oh, this shit ain't good because I've seen it before.
Interesting.
Let's see where it goes.
The same way that Cuban people who came to this country often are like, oh, this is how communism starts.
I have a lot of, oh, this is how totalitarianism starts.
That's very interesting.
When you can't question the government about anything.
Boom.
Anything they do, they're right.
It's the government.
That's interesting.
Yeah, because you see a lot of these Cubans,
and people assume because they're not white
that they would be anti-Trump,
but a lot of Cubans are super MAGA.
Super.
But it's not that they're MAGA.
It's that they reject Democrats.
Or that they're racist.
Or that they're racist.
They just reject anything that is closest to communism because their experience
within communism
just like you're traumatized by
people getting stashed in on Mark Vance because you're like
oh shit this is I've seen the worst version
of this
but do you think that there is an ignorance amongst
Americans of all races about what the rest of the
world looks like and if we knew that
we would have a lot more
appreciation of what we have no I don't think so because i think if if your premise is this is the best country in the
world not not not not best but that's the premise that i think it's the best by far no one's close
i think most americans have that premise that this is the best country in the world right it is and
and that is a that is the truth and the reason why you fight and you don't leave,
like if you don't like it, go to Canada.
The reason why you don't is because, no.
It's colder.
It is colder.
It is colder in Canada.
If Canada bought an island.
Shit.
If Canada had a Florida.
If Canada bought Tobago, not even Trinidad, just Tobago,
they would be a force to be reckoned with, bro. would be they would be a force to be reckoned with
bro no they would be a force to be reckoned with if they've just bought tobago a force you know
what it is people from places with great weather oh you're 100 you need awful weather to be like
hard to be hungry and motivated yeah of course there's no reason to do anything fucking la
fuck la look at all of Europe.
The countries that are dragging down Europe are Spain, Italy, Portugal, Greece.
The countries that are killing it in Europe are England, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Denmark.
Horrible weather.
Ten months out of the year, might as well go to work.
Beautiful weather ten months out of the year, might as well eat a mango.
Right? A mango. Isn't that what the guy, what pitcher uh for the boston red sox pedro martinez said he was getting booed at uh it was one of my favorite things that athletes ever said
he's getting booed at yankee stadium after giving up like a game-winning home run yeah and uh they're
like how'd you feel after getting booed at yankee stadium by the entire stadium after giving up a
game-winning home run he goes oh, oh, so you don't understand.
Like, when I was a kid, I would just sit under a mango tree.
And now I'm getting booed at Yankee Stadium.
So he's like, it's lit.
That's a great line.
That's a bar right there.
I guess that's the perspective I'm kind of talking about.
Like, for me traveling Europe, there were so many amazing things in Europe.
Right.
Like, even going to Africa, right? were so many amazing things in Europe. Right. Like even going to Africa, right?
There's these amazing things in Africa.
And there's things that were like, oh, shit, there's like a donkey in the lane where people are driving.
And that's why there's traffic, right?
So you look at things that are like awesome and you look at things that are annoying or bothersome.
And then you calculate them all and then you go to America and you look and things are awesome.
And then you look and things are bothersome.
And you're like – you get your like a creator player score, if you will know like uh in nba 2k lebron might be a 99 you know i'm saying like
you pronounce create a player no creator player yeah you said in a really weird way i thought you
i actually legit i'm not bullshitting you i thought you were naming some weird psychological
test to create a parallel or like oh yeah yeah i thought about faking it i'm like no i don't know
what that is i guess what i'm saying is like i'm looking at america outside
of my patriotism right i'm trying to look at if i'm looking at america objectively or canada or
any of these countries objectively right and i'm putting in all these different things yeah just
like a basketball player on a video game you'd have three point shooting done 85 etc and after
traveling i can objectively go like oh this is really cool and this is really fucked up
and we need to improve race relations and we improve our rights but at the same time like
there's crazy opportunity to get rich like even if you're dumb you can get rich like
you can start a business without a lot of red tape or you go to try to get your fucking license
in england you gotta spend two thousand dollars take 40 like in england they have a tv tax you have to pay 200
pounds i think a year for every tv you have in your house and and i'm just like but why yeah
i was like oh because this goes to the bbc like well if the bbc don't make fire shit then let it
like kick rocks like why are we why am i forced to pay for this or even better there's like a
portion of taxes that goes to the royal family i'm like but why it's like oh because you know the tourism like because people come and see
buckingham power so then like charge those people and give them royal family that money
the idea that i'm a working stiff somewhere and i've got to pay to put these motherfuckers on
welfare is just beyond me but that's they're used to that shit no one complains about those
taxations over there because like that's our life or whatever that shit no one complains about those taxations over there
that's our life or whatever i think the main thing is you said it it's like you you have a
creative player and his his rating is this at three pointers right that don't mean you stop
working on a three-pointer right you get in the the thing and you do the objectives and you start
getting that rating higher that's what people are trying to do here the danger is when people say
america's great and fuck it nothing needs to change agree if you don't like i do think that's his point is
this is a great country that doesn't mean it can't be greater and it's crazy to say hey if
you don't like something get the fuck out of the country those people are crazy but also kind of
equally crazy the people were like america is a dictatorship and it's and it's like you know if i
talk to you for 30 seconds i'd be like like, oh, that's a dictatorship. Democracy is over. Okay. These fucking cornball pussies crying.
I'm going to say this.
I have friends of mine who have like literally DM me saying, this is the end of democracy.
Shut up.
This isn't the end, but this is how it starts.
Like, I think like, this is what I see.
You have catastrophic thinking because you've experienced it.
Because I see it.
And I know how it starts.
It starts real kind of like innocent shit.
Like, hey, wouldn't it be nice if we had like more of this and then you look up and everything
is everything is is crazy so you're right people overreact but also sometimes you gotta overreact
to get people to take this shit seriously yes right this is the first time i've been concerned
about america long term my only concern with america is it being like torn in half that's a big concern yeah like
that's i think that's like the biggest objection no no no no no you're right you're right you're
right you're right no no meaning like um uh and that is my biggest objection to trump right and
i think that like anybody's listening to the podcast like i've been incredibly fair to fucking
trump right like but i have it so fair like you know what i'm saying but like you know i mean like so fair but it's like there
is there is something that you have to you have to recognize that when you don't try at all to
reach across the aisle right now some people are like super pro trump might go but what about prison
reform or something like that okay that's fair that is that is but i don't know i don't think
that like prison reform is a
strictly democratic position, right? I think you could even argue that conservatives are like,
yeah, we don't want all these taxes going towards prisons, like get that shit out of it,
whatever, it doesn't matter. Point is, when you only try to satisfy your base and you're not
reaching across the aisle at all, you create a line of division that is incredibly thick
and by emboldening your base
you infuriate the opposition
to the point where they hate each other
and when you hate the other person
when they're literally evil to you
that is the end of democracy
because now we can't have the conversation
if you think I'm evil
and I think you're evil
how are we supposed to meet in the middle
about this abortion shit? And to that point i think a lot of trump's appeal at least
early on to republicans is look how much liberals hate him look how crazy he drives them i love how
crazy he drives my enemy enemy of my enemy that's my friend yes i'm not saying it's the only reason
there's a whole fucking convergence of reasons he got elected. That's one of them, I think. And I think it just sucks that you have Biden, who's such a fucking stiff, right?
Who is the only other option.
Actual corpse.
Yeah, who's just a corpse.
And now you're in this really shitty situation, right?
Because you recognize the division, right?
Like, that's why I was really annoyed with what AOC posted, right?
She's like, I don't care if you don't like what he has to say.
Vote for him anyway. It's like, what? Well, I don't like what he has to say vote for him anyway it's like what
well I think I think what that's the end
of democracy right there she's addressing
she's addressing people who
clearly aren't
gonna vote for Trump but
then think that like the answer is to just not
vote like if your thing
is that Trump is evil and Trump is bad
and he's ruined the country and da da da and so what
are you gonna do about it I'm to stay my ass home on election day.
It's like, buddy, that ain't going to solve the situation.
Right.
Now, she's doing exactly what you're talking about Trump did,
which is I'm appealing to the base.
Exactly.
She's not reaching across for any person who's like,
I might be voting for Trump,
but now she makes a great point, I'll vote for Biden.
That's not who she's talking to. She's talking to the people who are either going to vote for Biden
or not vote at all. And I think that that's what annoyed me about it, because I hate that kind of
tribalism. When I want more than anything in America right now, literally if I could pick a
candidate, it would be the candidate that doesn't tear this shit in fucking half. And I don't know
if Biden is capable to mend anything together. Can't even put a fucking sentence together,
and I don't know how he's going to put this country back together.
At the same time, I am concerned that Trump,
as we get close to the election,
is going to lean further into the base. Of course.
Because that is what he does.
Lean further?
He will support the base.
How much more can you do?
And it's brilliant what he did.
We can't act like his strategy wasn't genius.
Because it works.
No, no, it works.
But my point is this,
is like once you've introduced the game,
this is the new game now.
The new game is I lean into my base.
Yep.
Then the aim of the game is to win.
You're not going to win the election.
I know he's playing by these rules.
I'm playing ones and two or by ones only.
He's playing ones and twos.
See, this is where I disagree with you a little bit.
I think the Democrats underestimate what their base is.
And I think that Republicans underestimate what their base is. And I think that Republicans underestimate
what their base is as well. So like Trump is leaning into the extremes, right? And because
of that, Democrats have leaned into their extremes, right? And they've really created
this polarization where there's this entire gap in the middle of the country, which most of us,
probably Finn, I can't speak for you, but I know most of us in this room right now are sitting here
in the middle going, these people on the left are fucking ludicrous.
These people on the right are fucking ludicrous.
Can we just figure out how to just kind of respect each other?
I don't want you to get killed by the cops.
I don't want to pay a lot in taxes.
Let's figure, I don't want to go to war abroad for no fucking reason.
And also fuck China.
Like, I think we can all agree on all those things.
I think we can come together.
But because they're doing so much bickering and there's so much polarization polarization this gap is open in the middle and they're too much of a pussy both
sides are too pussy just hop in the middle and biden was supposed to be the one in the middle
but he can't put a fucking sentence together here's the thing remember how they said the
rockets and lakers this is a series for the future of the nba yeah because if the rockets won then
everyone says fuck fuck centers.
We don't need it.
We don't need any of that shit.
It was important for some people
that the Lakers win
just so that we don't lose our fucking minds.
Yeah.
The Rockets are like Trump,
except Trump won.
So what you're describing while,
yes, I love centers
and I love power forwards
and I love the game being like some post-ups
and some three-pointers and a mix of everything that's what you're describing
but the motherfucker four years ago when shot only three didn't have a center and one and that's why
everyone's playing the game now this way i understand because you gotta win andrew and i
you're right maybe there is something in the middle there that could appeal or whatever
but the idea is that the team that won is the one that dictates how we're going to play the next rules this is my my only pushback about
would be that i think you can apply those same rules to the middle which is this massive base
that is existing and thirsty and dying for someone to speak for them but they're not playing it
they're just not fucking playing there's this literally 90 of the country is up for grabs
and are being forced
to make this decision
that actually doesn't satisfy
their palate
because that's the only thing
that's out there.
And I think it's a gross miscalculation
by both sides.
You know what it's like?
To your point.
You know when you get a video
with a million views
or whatever on YouTube
and then you have 10,000 comments
and everybody's arguing.
990,000 people
didn't care enough to comment.
Yeah.
You see 10,000 people arguing and you're like, oh my God, look at the fuck and everybody's so angry. Most people didn't care enough to comment you see 10,000 people
arguing though
and you're like
oh my god
look at the fuck
and everybody's so angry
most people don't give a fuck
now what I was also thinking
is one silver lining
that could come from this divide
is two more parties
coming to the middle
and now we have four parties
nothing would be better to me
than four parties
extreme extreme
middle left middle right
that would be dope
I'm all for more parties
that's the one thing
I would say about
a lot of European countries
they have better than us not all of them because some of them are
just like us where it's basically two parties yeah but the idea of having like multiple parties
that shit is cool man it's nice to have options it's always nice to have options question so you
said you hate um the way aoc is leaning that she's like just appeasing or trying to talk to her base
tribalism tactic that Trump is doing.
Correct.
Like.
I'm critical of both of them for doing the same thing.
Yes.
But what's the lesser of two evils?
Re-electing Trump who's continuing to divide up the country or electing Biden who, yes,
he has a little trouble putting sentences together, but he has people around him that
can at least help him manage it.
And he's better at trying to keep the country through.
Let me just poke holes in that logic,
because I think that is solid logic,
and I think a lot of people take that, right?
And they go down that route.
They're like, well, at least with this guy,
he's got good people around him, right?
Which is fair, but I don't know who's around him.
And me as a voter,
and let's not talk about me, Andrew Schultz,
like me, just John Doe, regular voter guy,
who's like, yeah, okay, fine.
I know the guy's a corpse,
but maybe he's got really smart people around him,
and I can vote for the smart people.
I don't know Kamala's practices.
I don't know Kamala's strategies.
She's got great taste in Tim's. I know that.
I hate you. But you know what I'm saying?
The average person doesn't know, so you're not really giving
me anything to latch on to.
And AOC
is coming out here and she's like, this is
a vote for marginalized people. And it's like, cut
it out, dude.
Like you have Kamala and Joe Biden who do not have the best records when it comes to marginalized people.
So cut out the bullshit.
You're basically just going, hey, don't vote for the other guy, which didn't work four years ago when they ran on don't vote for the other guy.
It's like, how long do we have to prop up the Democrats until they actually take us seriously?
And the same goes for Republicans until they take us seriously and give us
someone that actually appeals to our base.
I'm what Al saying,
which is the idea is that if you vote for this guy,
we're going to play dirty now.
But once he gets in there,
you're going to start to fix this shit and make it look like a regular
country again,
where you reach across the aisle and you do all that other shit and,
you know,
and kind of try and lead from the middle.
But for now, yeah, everyone's going to have to get the guns out and get, and kind of try and lead from the middle but for now
yeah everyone's gonna have to get the guns out and get and get dirty with it i guarantee you
and i mean this a thousand percent if there was a centrist candidate i mean it's a thousand percent
who was wasn't even attached to a party who literally ran as an independent but was smart
enough to make the logical arguments that the american people need to be made cuban mark fucking cuban if mark cuban came out
if mark cuban came out like literally it would have to be someone smart enough and successful
enough to fund their campaign but if they came out and just made these logical fucking arguments
that americans want to hear and they weren't worried about the pushback? He is pro-Black Lives Matter,
anti-tax. He's the guy.
Hey, listen, what's happened to black people is terrible.
Also, I don't want to pay taxes.
Pretty simple.
Sexually harassed women.
Both sides can support that.
So we three for three on the campaign.
Three for three.
It has organizations to do it.
Whatever happened with that? What was that?
The Mavericks thing?
Yeah, they just was like.
They hired a black woman to take care of everything.
They're good.
That's basically what they did.
They're like, hey, this bitch, Cynthia Marshall,
is going to lead everything.
Why'd you got to be a bitch?
We're good.
Because she's a woman.
I don't discriminate who I call bitches.
Yo, Taylor's not a bitch, though.
No, no, no.
Not to your face.
Why? what's up
Taylor
Yo Taylor might be able
To fuck you up too
I'm not gonna lie bro
Oh yeah
There are women
That can fuck you up
I can run away
From them little ass legs
No problem yo
Yo
Oh shit
She will run your ass
Over though
That would be one hell of a
Little penguin ass over here
Waddle over here girl
Show me what time it is That would be one hell of a Real Little penguin ass over here. Waddle over here, girl. Show me what time it is.
That would be one hell of a realization.
He's like, I'll run away from it.
She out there sprinting like Flojo.
That would be so funny.
Beat the fucking daylight out of you.
That would be wild.
Okay.
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code flagrant save lives let's get back to the show okay so before we get out of here do you
have anything to do you don't got shit to do right you're chilling we're in new york all right we're
hanging out so um this is a big fucking deal was made out of this, and I'm trying to decide whether
or not this actually matters.
But LeBron Jr., Bronny, smoking the weed.
And I'm curious your take on it, Akash.
I'm curious your take.
As a matter of fact, all of you guys, I'm curious your take on it.
At first, I looked at this, and I'm like, it's a 16-year-old kid whose parents are in
the bubble because I think
Shorty, he's literally home alone.
And he's anxious.
He doesn't respect the babysitter, whoever's looking after him, some family member, something
like that's taking care of him.
And what happens a lot of times when kids are anxious, they try to find the boundaries.
They act out waiting for the rule, waiting for the line they can't cross, right?
We've all done this. Everybody done it right and i'm like okay that's what we're seeing here not a big deal
and then i looked at and i go wait a minute this kid wants to play ball he wants to be part of
organizations he's been media trained since he's fucking two years old he is abundantly aware of what this means and the reaction this will get.
And this is just an opinion.
It's a possibility.
Both could work, right?
And I wonder if, and this might be reaching, you push me back,
but I wonder if at 6'2", 16 years old, playing okay in high school ball,
Brawny is maybe starting to realize that he might not make the league,
and because of that, he can start making—
Self-destruct?
Not necessarily destruct, but like make—
Self-sabotage?
Not even self-sabotage, but more like I'm going to make decisions
that like any regular teenager would make that wouldn't go to the league and smoking
a little weed might be that right i i wonder if that's playing into it okay thoughts i i would
say this i would say even though he's been media trained since he was two or whatever you want to
call it he's still 16 and when you're 16 and you do dumb shit as a kid even when you know it's not
even oh fuck i didn't even think about
that like he knows right but also you're like like you said mom and dad are gone man you know
how much dumb shit i did when my parents were gone like on a trip man fuck man like that's
you just do that and it has nothing to do with like rich family poor family like great upbringing
uh you know terrible upbringing all that doesn't matter. At that age, like you said,
you are seeking out
what are the boundaries
of the shit I can do.
You're just having fun, man.
It's not a big deal.
But,
also,
you got to understand,
it wasn't somebody caught you
on camera smoking.
Your dumb ass put your own.
And that's the part.
What's up?
Yeah, but he chose to videotape himself.
It's not that he was smoking.
Smoking.
I, this is.
No, no, that's a good point.
But another thing that he did is, we're smoking the nugget.
Like, he almost tagged his dad in his own tweet, right?
I understand how this happened.
It's a big deal.
Yeah.
I don't know about you guys growing up in an immigrant family at least indian immigrant everything you do reflects
upon your family sure anytime you a kid embarrasses somebody like yo he's embarrassing his entire
family sure you're a kid you make dumb decisions but if you're brawny fucking james you don't think
your decisions reflect upon your family with a billion dollar empire. And you put yourself, yo, you're a kid.
You fucked up.
But you fucked up.
But hold on.
But having said all that, you grew up in an immigrant family just like me.
I had that same speech and everything.
You not do any dumb shit?
I did very little dumb shit.
You did very little dumb shit?
I did very little dumb shit.
Mr. Perfect, ladies and gentlemen.
I did very little dumb shit because it reflects upon your family.
Sure, mistakes happen. Call me a piece of shit your family sure mistakes happen call me a piece of shit
right now
this is
there is potentially
tens of millions of dollars
on the line or whatever
this is LeBron
fucking James
this guy is a brand
for you
to smoke weed
put yourself
on IG live
sure do kids
do stupid things
okay fine
but that doesn't
make it not a huge mistake
it's a huge mistake it It's a huge mistake.
It's a huge deal.
What's it going to do to him?
Not too much.
Then it's not a huge mistake.
But it hurts temporarily.
Then it's not a huge mistake.
Go, Alex.
Go.
John Wall was just-
Bozo.
Throwing up.
John Wall's not LeBron James.
John Wall, don't put them in the same conversation.
I'm just saying he's in the league.
He has endorsements.
If John Wall loses his fucking zigzag sponsorship at Reebok or whatever don't nobody give a fuck
about your little
stupid ass sneakers
nobody wears
the video you're doing
at W is the highlight
of your career
in 2009
who cares
it's John Wall
you not LeBron
we've been media trained
as kids
but our version
of media trained
is respecting adults
Bronny
is respecting adults
we've all done
little things
and behaved to get in trouble even though we've been media
trained our whole life to respect adults.
And so like maybe you talked in class, class clown or some shit like that got kicked out.
Hey, you was a kid.
You were smart.
You know, that would make your family upset at you.
But you still did it.
Yeah.
I see how kids make mistakes, but I'm not going to say, oh, he's a kid.
No, you fucked up. No, you're a kid. You're going to keep, oh, he's a kid. No, you fucked up.
You're a kid.
You're going to keep fucking up.
But it's also not his first IG slip up.
He been on IG acting up before.
What was the other one?
No, he did.
Like, I remember.
Some little shit.
It wasn't that big of a deal.
It wasn't that big of a deal.
But that was a small thing
that you could have been like, yo.
Someone asked him
if he was smashed Dwayne Wade's son
or daughter or whatever the fuck.
That ain't him.
That ain't him.
And then he was like,
yo, chill chill cut that out
so what i would say is this there is something slightly different in that when you have social
media as a as a person who has has some level of fame, you know the
reaction that you get when you post something there. So for example, when he does a TikTok
where they're doing some dance together, the family, and then it makes SportsCenter,
it makes everywhere, he knows the ripple effect of his actions. So that's way more clear to him
than it is some average kid who doesn't have the spotlight and they don't see their actions
become a national news story
when they do something. So he knows
by smoking that it's going to be on SportsCenter,
it's going to be on Fox Sports News, it's
going to be on every Instagram post, every
blog, everything. He knows
the shit show that's going to cost.
I'm surprised you didn't go. I thought you were
going right for your wheelhouse.
Which is? Which is pussy was involved
Somehow or another
Interesting
Like
Yeah
Meaning like
This might be on SportsCenter
And I'm gonna get in trouble
Or
I might impress
Look at me
I'm on a grand omelet
Come on
All these fucking young rappers
And shit like that
He wants to be a kid
You think he needs help
Getting pussy bro
Yo you're Bronny James
Bronny James needs help
Getting pussy bro Son but he still wants to look cool like these little
kids look up to these mumble rappers they all do this shit i'm surprised he don't got purple hair
yeah but you can't get away with it you can't get away with it if you are a billionaire kid you
can't get away with it the way fucking some other kid could you are more famous than john wall
right now yeah but look what i can't get away with that shit. Nah, that's true. He's not even that
punished.
Nah, but it's true.
He could maybe be doing
it just to try to impress
his fans.
Yeah.
He's probably trying to
get some pussy from
Tobagnon.
He might be, dude.
I get it, brother.
I get it.
But you're also, you're
assuming that he posted
it on purpose, right?
He did.
It was on Instagram
Live.
It was on Live or on
his story?
Well, I think it was on
his story and he put a caption saying,
smoking nuggets while my pop smokes the nuggets,
and they're playing the Denver Nuggets.
It was something like that.
This was all calculated.
What a witty child.
I mean, I like it.
I was pretty into it.
Okay, and then, yes, my dear, what is that?
But I need you to talk into the mic.
You know how much we love hearing from you?
I think that.
Yo, Flagrant 2 Taylor, mad funny, bro.
Yo, love it.
I don't know what happens on Brilliant Idiots.
I don't know what happens on Brilliant Idiots,
but Flagrant 2 Taylor, she on fire.
This girl's on fire.
What'd she say earlier?
We were done laughing?
She was making fun of me how I talk dirty?
Oh, yeah.
What was it?
She's like, do you want this ding-a-ling?
Okay, go, Taylor. What was it? Do you want this ding-a-ling? Okay, go, Taylor.
Why is it such...
It's a big deal because it's LeBron's son, right?
Yes, 100%.
And I think that LeBron already knows that his son smokes weed.
That's fine.
Or he got caught before.
That's fine.
And I think he's more mad that it's putting him in a negative light or whatever it's called.
But the average person's not going to care if their kid's smoking weed.
Especially, yeah.
I also think like
we're a little bit older
and I feel like
if you grow up in California
where weed is now decriminalized
and it's illegal,
like I feel like parents
probably have a different relationship
with weed than we,
our parents did growing up.
Absolutely.
LeBron not,
LeBron's not about just California.
LeBron is national.
He's middle America.
I'm saying,
I'm saying it's,
especially in his friend group.
It's super less scrutinized.
Where everybody, you know,
their parents are very openly going to a dispensary and stuff.
I can't stress it enough.
Being someone who lives in the West and then comes out here,
it's a shock to me.
To walk down the street and hear people say,
I got that gas. I'm like, are you trying to
sell me marijuana on the street? Like a poor person? I walk into the street and hear people say, I got that gas. I'm like, are you trying to sell me marijuana on the street like a poor person?
I walk into a place and they've got sliding doors.
I'm on my back in Sudan.
You know, it's so insane to me
that the eastern part of this country,
parts of it are just stuck in a stone age
when it comes to weed.
Whereas in California, Nevada, in Arizona,
and this is red and blue states.
In the west, no one gives a shit.
It's like getting a drink.
Now, is there something about a 16-year-old getting a drink?
Conservative, bro.
This guy is a sneaky-ass conservative.
You trying to take jobs away from black and brown people, bro.
How?
These dispensaries come around.
It's going to be white people dealing with all the drugs,
not black and brown people on the corner, bro.
It's not the dispensaries.
You know what kills them?
It's the farms. Because now they have these massive farms. Also white people. Yeah, that's the thing that's- Well, who's working the dispensers you know what kills them it's the it's the farms because now
they have like these massive white people yeah that's the thing that's well who's working a farm
so there you go the system works all right every fucking time i come here no it's okay bro we're
gonna get you fired one of these days that's all good we're gonna free you we're gonna free you
from the mouse yeah we're gonna free you from the mouse. We're going to free you from the mouse.
You're going to have a job for me.
I got you, son.
And a visa.
I want to sponsor you.
Oh, you said it was easy.
Hold on, man.
It is easy.
I want to see if I can
sponsor you for real,
dead ass.
Yo, man, by the way,
thank you.
What you got?
You got on that good shit?
Oh, man.
It's miracle gross, huh?
Yeah, man.
Last time I was here, man,
you shamed me into it
and I said,
you know what?
Okay.
But it's looking good.
Hey, man.
Like, I was skeptical but I was like, this shit is actually working. How that dangling working? It's still working. here man you shamed me into it and i said you know what okay but it's looking good hey man like i was
skeptical but i was like this shit is actually working well how that dangling working it's still
working that's my thing i was really worried but it was like oh no no they make that shit up bro
that's weak weak dick dudes man that's weak dick dudes okay that's all made up nonsense if you want
to come through with the hammer you got a full head of hair you got a full head of hair and then the hammer i actually regret not doing it early like yeah
you gotta do it early you would have more bro i have more man go tear that shit the fuck up
all right uh big fight this weekend uh friend of the show israel adesanya is out there in
fucking dubai what is it you might have arab emirates where the fuck is it fight island
but it's out there yeah it's off the coast of dubai yeah okay so they're in fight island he's
fighting this guy paulo costa he's gonna whoop that fucking ass um this this shit is literally
gonna be light work i think people are like they see the size of paulo right because he's all like
juiced up and everything like that and they start thinking like oh is he gonna be too big for izzy
this that the other a lot of people don't realize like izzy is fucking gigantic he's all juiced up and everything like that, and they start thinking like, oh, is he going to be too big for Izzy, this, that, the other. A lot of people don't realize,
Izzy is fucking gigantic.
Yo, that night we saw him in LA?
Yup.
I was staggered.
When he came to my show at the Laugh Factory.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was staggered,
because he looks like a skinny dude on TV.
He looks skinny on TV,
and then you see him in person,
and he's huge and long.
Yeah.
Okay?
Super long arms, super long legs, reaches crazy.
So this guy is going to come in, this little like bulldog looking guy, Paolo Costa.
He's going to come in.
I think Izzy is going to pick him the fuck apart.
What he wants more than anything is an aggressive fighter that's going to bring the fight to him
because that lets him do all his counter punching and striking.
I think this is light work.
Now, does he get the knockout?
I don't know.
It really depends about that Paolo Costa guy's chin.
He might have a good chin.
But in terms of piecing that fucking guy up, I think it's a wrap.
I think this is actually an easy, exciting fight for Izzy.
I think he really exposes this other guy.
Well, you're going to order it.
Have you talked to him?
Yeah.
Since he's been out there?
I hit him yesterday.
What's it like?
Where?
In the island?
Yeah.
I don't want to ask him really about that shit because I don't want to get in.
This is fight week. Right. He's got like- I don't want to get in, like, this is fight week.
Right, like, he's got, like. I don't want to get in nobody's head.
I got you.
You know what I mean?
Like, my feeling is just like, yo, we got you.
We riding with you.
Right, right, right.
Let's go.
What's up?
What's going on?
Is this his first fight out there?
I think so.
Yeah.
I'd be interested to hear what it's like because it's like, now I'm really into comparing bubble
experiences.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I was talking to a friend of mine who was at the NHL bubble and it's like,
their shit is nowhere near as lit as the NBA one.
Really?
Yeah, their shit is boring up there.
Stars might win the cup though.
That's cool being from Dallas.
Only time I've given a fuck
about hockey in my life.
Ever.
I didn't even know
the bubble was going on with hockey.
One.
And two, that's sad
because the hockey dudes
are also the most like
the biggest party animals.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Those are by far
the biggest partiers
because nobody recognizes them.
They're out there in one oak
just partying, missing teeth. I heard everybody who wins a stanley cup on the
team gets the cup for a day yeah man the shit that cup has probably seen oh jesus christ oh yeah man
and it's the same cup yeah same cup so they just add a ring to it at the bottom whatever the guy
who is the official chaperone i talked to him and he told me like first of all i said yo if this
thing's been around for 150 years how is it only this tall yeah he said every like six years they take out a ring
well no they they and they send the other one to the hall of fame so it always just keeps moving
up and then once you get popped off it goes back to the hall of fame interesting and the other thing
he said was like he went it's not the real one no it is the real one keep it keep it 100 the one
that goes 100 the one that go he went to
russia with what's his name they took that ovechkin ovechkin took that motherfucker russia took the cup
oh you're talking about that shit i think they took the cup i've heard this shit but like i don't
i don't he says because he has to be in the room with the cup he lost it for a week or something
like that or like they took it somewhere.
There's a story where he wasn't with it.
And then they have this cup, which is the cup we have today.
And the conspiracy is that-
The Russians took it.
The Russians took it and they gave a replica cup.
They're taking Stanley Cups, elections.
These motherfuckers are doing everything.
They're really out there, bro.
Russians?
Yeah.
That shit is wild, man.
It's like they're scarier now than they were in the 80s.
Yeah.
Yo, real talk.
80s, they were all talk.
Yeah.
I don't know because they're doing all this shit.
Yeah.
They just kept getting bodied.
Like, you knew if a Russian was a villain, they were getting got.
Yeah.
Nah, man.
Now you don't even know the villain.
Yeah.
They're just in the shadows.
And we slept on their bee itches in the 80s.
Did we?
Yeah, because you would have like some decent looking like Russian chicks, but they all
have like short haircuts and shit
Like what was that girl's name
The fucking braids or whatever
Brigitte Nielsen
Yeah
She was dating that guy
The clock
Flavor Flav
Yeah Flavor Flav
She's Swedish though
Yeah that bitch could go
She's what
She's Swedish
Same shit
Be gone bitch
Be gone
Yeah
But they were
They are fine as fuck dude
Oh that's funny
Why I call a white girl a bitch
Huh Taylor
Come on
Inconsistent Oh that's fucked up Inconsistent white girl a bitch, huh, Taylor? Come on.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Inconsistent.
White bitches need some respect, too. You can't be out here disrespecting these white bitches, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Sorry, white bitches.
Yeah.
Amin didn't mean that.
Amin didn't mean to co-sign that.
Disney Amin.
Walt Disney Amin.
The ESPN company didn't mean to co-sign me calling you some bitches.
Do you know what I mean let's see how
uncomfortable we can
make a difference
before we run out of
time on a card
how much time do we
have left on the card
this is the paywall
one right
no it's not the
paywall one
it's not the
last time you were
on torture chambers
Amin
you win one now
my guy
yeah maybe we'll do
that
all I'm trying to say here is Am I mean, we got to start treating people with respect.
Okay.
I mean that 100%.
That goes for all the bitches.
All of them, we got to treat with respect.
Everybody we got to treat with respect.
Everybody's life matters.
All, lot, no.
What do you feel about, how do you feel about the the war of uh slogans oh man that shit is
it's the dumbest shit like when people want to get so deep into like well actually technically
what this means is but i'll tell you what the crazy thing is like i keep learning is that
we're absolutely what happened no i mean we're at like 20 seconds okay so we'll just stop for a
second and then we're gonna to just put another card.
All right, guys, sorry about that.
We had to take a quick break, man.
Switch cards because we're having so much fun with Amin.
Amin El-Hassan.
Go check out my man, Amin.
I want to get back to that Izzy fight real quick or just MMA in general.
Did you guys see the Colby Covington fight?
I've heard about it.
Where's Tyron Woodley?
Did you guys see this at all?
You heard about the fight?
The fight?
No, I saw the argument? The fight? No.
I saw the argument he had with Usman.
The presidential call-in.
Yeah, Kamaru.
Yeah.
Yeah, that shit was mad funny, bro.
You know, do you think he lost it?
Like he broke character at some point?
Oh, I think he... Do you know what I think has happened with Colby Covington?
For everybody who's listening right now,
Colby Covington was a fighter.
He's a very good fighter. He wasn't getting a lot of like buzz or popularity and then he assumed
this character which was like this make america great again maga guy right but it was a character
he had like somebody writing lines for him and like scripted and it wasn't it wasn't like a real
thing and he started to like gain all this interest and people really invested and like
i guess i don't know if there was a lot of maga support but there was tons of anti-maga hate in the same way like floyd mayweather what's up no no in the same way
that like floyd mayweather garnered a lot of interest off of hate like people were invested
in seeing him lose so like colby became this villain right right yeah and um so all of a
sudden he's this villain and um i think what happened to him is the same thing that happened to Andrew Dice Clay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, two method, lost himself in the character?
I think he became it.
And I think it's easy to become something when you're getting so much hate for it because you double down into where the love is.
Especially when you're making money off of it.
It's like your business is doing better than it's ever done before.
Business is booming for the first time in your life.
You have some control.
You have a fan base that actually supports you and you don't want to lose all
those things.
Right.
It's almost like the cult thing.
It's like you become part of a cult and you're like,
well shit,
I might not like exactly what's going on in this cult,
but I like how my friends are like having a purpose,
like having a position.
I like doing something in life.
So I think he started to actually become this complete character that he was
like,
the guy was like i
don't know like early stuff he was just like one of the dudes like super regular guy like not
extreme really anything like and um even when you see him like if you don't know who we're talking
about when you see him he looks like a cartoon character he's got the usa pants yeah he's got
a mega hat and he wears like wraparound Oakley shades. He's clearly playing a part.
So here's the thing.
I think he was playing the part and I think now it's become.
And after like in the press conference, he's doing this thing where he's like attacking.
Like he whooped Tyron Woodley's ass.
Like he just fucking destroyed this dude.
And they had like a beef previous and whatever.
And it was – he kicked his ass.
And what – he had this kind of like conversation where he was talking shit about Tom Ridley afterwards.
And he started spouting out a lot of this anti-Black Lives Matter rhetoric that you hear from YouTube commentators a lot.
It's like, it's a Marxist organization.
It's a communist.
He's a communist.
He's a Marxist.
And I understand where they're going with that.
communist, he's a Marxist, right? And I understand where they're going with that, because if you go to the Black Lives Matter website for the organization, it will say
that they have these values that were about
breaking down the Western idea of the nuclear family
or whatever the fuck. The Black Lives Matter organization is probably
different than the movement. Does that make sense?
These are two different entities, and the movement is focused on one specific thing,
which is police brutality,
and then the organization has a bunch of different things.
Who knows?
Who cares?
The point is he's spouting all this stuff,
and people could say that it's all to hype up fights,
this, that, the other,
but for me, it represented the first time
that hyping up a fight went outside
of the hacky stereotypes of who that person was. Usually for fights to hype up, right? If you're
fighting against an Italian guy, you come in there, eat a meatball sandwich. I'm going to eat
this guy like a fucking hero. Floyd Mayweather's coming with a sombrero on. He's like, this is what
I do. I take out Mexicans. It's just the lowest common denominator stuff,
and it's funny to hype it up because you're attacking identity,
but at the same time,
it's not so offensive
that you haven't heard it from anybody
that you're playing basketball against.
It was like within the realm-
Of shit talk.
Of shit talk.
Does that make sense?
Like what Montrezl Harrell called
Luke a bitch-ass white boy.
Exactly.
It's like we've all kind of heard that.
We can act like it's a bigger deal,
and of course,
the NBA is going to be super hypocical uh because they're not going to
address that at all because they pretend like they're like super woke but the average ball
player they did it but they did address it a little bit they find the dude like what do you
want where they find him you find him like 50 grand i didn't realize that i had not heard that
montrez got fined oh i just saw him apologize but he wasn't like forced to apologize or he wasn't suspended
or any of that kind of shit.
No, he wasn't.
Yeah, no.
Right?
But like,
I guess the point is like,
this is the first time you see this,
you see like actual political rhetoric
in the shit talk.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
No, it's, yeah.
But like even in like cricket matches
between like Pakistan and India, right?
No, I'm listening.
This is serious.
As far as you've told me, there's really funny banter back and forth.
Like what?
Gali, gali, me shod, he.
Pakistani shod, he.
What does that mean?
I was at a World Cup of Cricket when India won the final.
They start chanting that at the end of the match.
It means there's noise in the alley.
Pakistanis are thieves.
That's what it means.
Wow.
But that's a crowd, though.
We're playing Sri Lanka at the time.
Wow.
No, that's some real shit.
There you go.
That's some real shit
because at Washington Wizards games
like 10 years ago or whatever,
when they wanted the crowd to get loud
to boo someone shooting at the free throw line,
they would put a picture of J.J. Reddick up
in his Duke jersey
because the idea is just like
people in Maryland hate fucking Duke.
That's right.
J.J. JJ Redick is nowhere
near this match.
So I like that shit.
We're going to talk shit.
We don't like you so much.
We're going to talk shit
about JV United.
But again,
the JJ Redick thing
or the Pakistan-India thing,
there's no rhetoric.
They're thieves.
What the fuck is that?
Who cares, right?
It's not like they're
specifically saying,
because your year is ours.
Exactly.
They literally,
if you want to think about it they literally are leaving
politics out of sport
and what's interesting
about the Chloe Covington
thing is
you didn't hear
a lot of the people
who were like
stop talking about politics
and sports man
like we didn't hear
a lot of that conversation
right
I didn't hear a lot
of those people like
why are you making
this political bro
that's wild
that he went that far
so that's the writers though
right is that the writing room his theory and i i can believe it is that he's
becoming the character he played wow because they even push back on it they're like wait why is he a
communist he was like well he hates america he doesn't do anything he's like what is that what
does that exactly mean he had nothing you know they're where he's fucking up and where all these
guys fuck up i think think, is in wrestling.
You always get a lot of popularity by being a heel
and then you flip back to being good.
Yes.
And he skipped that step.
He's gone too far.
Well, I think what happened
is he lost to Kamaru Usman.
If he won, you think he'd have flipped?
I think what he was going to do is,
I think it was character, character, character.
He beats Kamaru Usman
and I think he just becomes likable.
Like, I think he's just like,
listen, we got to unite.
We got to bring everybody together.
Let's not have hate.
All this other – I really think there would have been the flip, and he would have been the poster boy.
So I think the UFC gets behind it.
Right.
And in a way, it almost looks – it makes Trump and Maga look better because now it's not this extremist guy out there spouting rhetoric.
And like, hey, let's just be Americans, love each other, and let's fucking dap it up.
It's all good.
And then he gets his fucking face broken by Usman.
He got his ass beat, right?
No, it was a really competitive fight.
Usman broke his jaw, like did something to his jaw,
but it was super competitive,
and he claims it was an early stoppage.
Amazing fight on both their backs.
Usman won.
Okay.
Stopped him.
Got it.
Amazing fight.
But I think after that, he's like, oh no, fuck that,
I'm real with this shit.
Or you gotta keep leaning in until you can do the heel turn.
This actually impressed me about Tyson Fury.
He was able to be the asshole and then flip, but never brought race into it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was an asshole.
He didn't like the guy.
Cocky, whatever.
He did a lot of the shit like the flashy black boxer would do.
Yes.
And he's unlikable talking shit, and then he wins, and he's like, yo, this guy, wow,
they're such a great fighter man
Love this guy
And then still calls him a bum
Yeah and then calls him a bum
For the next fight
And then again
Hey this guy's great
You know
And I think he does have one advantage
His accent
Outside of accent
Gypsy
He's a gypsy
Oh
That's his ethnic card
That he can play
I mean amongst just white people
He's
Is that a thing here
I know it's a thing in europe
is that a thing here no no no we don't even know what the fuck gypsies are right there was that
one tv show about them but we don't really snatch kind of snatch kind of put us on a little bit but
we know they're marginalized so i think it protects him a little bit because he's like
look i'm not out here hating other people i'm literally named after a black guy i come out
here singing black musicians every single day like Clearly, I don't hate black people.
Clearly, my family doesn't hate black people.
And all that second-class treatment
that black people are talking about,
we get it, baby.
This is what it's like.
I like how black people are just talking about it.
You guys talk about this shit a lot.
I've never seen it.
What are you talking about?
It's not like there's videos out here every
so it was a it look it's just an interesting like switch i think where like politics is
you you got to see this week like politics really embedded in sport
yeah and specific agenda and i was not a comment on his videos oh yeah well i hit him today and i
was like bro don't let him drag you into the maga thing and if he brings up the magic say uh you
should go make your face great again yeah and i was like it's gonna come on come on bro i gotta
help out my guy is there a cottage industry for this yeah writing for like you don't think chris
rock was probably punching up shit for people that he liked you don't think barack obama got some bars from chris chris is an asshole if he didn't hook up barack
yo chris a asshole if he didn't look at them speeches and be like can i do some sort of
punch that's different though like politicians do have that they do have community yeah yeah
i'm talking about fighters i haven't done it for any fighter dudes outside of just like messaging
kamar like stylebender he's so good with his social media shit.
He's better than me with the social stuff.
But like if he was ever like, if Izzy was ever like, yo, I got this speech for whatever,
like you want to help me out?
Of course.
Fucking of course.
I want them to look good, man.
That's the thing.
Like new media folks, it seems to me new media folks help other people that are in new media
because we're not competing for that position that the corporation is going to give us right you know like where i don't know where it
is on espn but like i don't know if you and other guys are beefing for the hottest take because
it's not like that i'm sure there are people who are like that right like uh dan levitas tells the
story about the first time he did pti he actually did it with skip bayless i've heard nothing good
about skip ever.
And he said Skip literally was hiding because he didn't want Dan to steal his takes.
And Dan is like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Everything was kind of hyper competitive or whatever.
And Dan's just like, dude, I'm just here to do a show.
So there are people like that.
Most of the people I'm friends with aren't
because we just don't give a shit enough.
And we always understand like when you make good content, it creates an appetite for more good content.
And that's what these like social media kids have done so well.
Like all these TikTok dudes, Vine and Instagram, they've realized like, you know, instead of like separating.
Let's get a fucking house together.
We'll get a house and fucking all create stuff and just build each other.
Because everyone's building their own's bringing their own audience.
And so what we're doing is we're introducing people to like, oh, we got this audience.
Exactly.
Which is why I want to plug my podcast right now.
Hit it!
Two podcasts.
First of them is Cinephobe.
This is the podcast where we review movies that are rated 40% or worse on Rotten Tomatoes.
And then we decide whether it's like, hey, this is actually a pretty good movie or no,
this shit was actually terrible.
What is the worst movie that you actually think is good?
The worst one I actually think is good.
I wish I remembered.
One of your early episodes, you reviewed a movie that you said was bad and I was like,
I fucking love this movie.
Was it Theodore Rex?
Probably a rom-com.
No, I was like Gross Point Blank or some shit.
Maybe I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
It's got to be a really bad movie for us to have done it.
Cop Out?
No, no, no. Was it Coffee and Cream? who was it i'll check i'll check so you stop
kangaroo jack too okay go what's the worst one that's actually good the worst one that's actually
good i would say probably the fucking heartbreak kid a lot of people hate that movie a lot i like
it a lot of people hate it though ben stiller yeah and and uh malin ackerman and uh
rob cordery oh no um it's all right it's all right ben stiller rom-com it's a ben stiller
rom-com it's gay it's for gays it's for everybody it's for everybody all people gotcha okay all
right fine and then the other the other podcast is black opinions matter b-o-m-m that's the one where we talk about black boring
no no go go it's a plug black great movies on here the departed no that was april fool's movie
okay uh along came polly fantastic hall pass fun time yeah hall pass is good yeah along
came polly great movie we've seen hall pass we saw that together i think saw it together did
you hold hands we didn't hold hands i sucked his dick before the movie so we were yo yo yo yo bro
come on dog come on ronnie over here come on dude that shit was wild bro we suck each other's dicks, bro. This shit was mutual. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Look, in all seriousness, okay, black opinions matter.
Matter. Can we be on the podcast?
Us two and Mark.
So here's the funny thing.
You, yes.
Al, yes.
We have kind of a no white people allowed.
But we have-
Now, let me ask you a question.
Yes.
Doesn't it feel good
let me let me a little part of you feel good let me answer your question it feels
fucking phenomenal because i know people but equal that was the idea you're not saying that
i can't have my podcast you're just saying that you have your podcast with your people
yeah you know it's a fun time to tell people they
can't come on the podcast and they say why not i said because you're white because you're right
and that is allowed but we have had a couple of white people but they will produce jake one
the music producer and we had the music producer uh poobs what if you had a white person on but
he wasn't allowed to sit and he had to drink a different water. Can I drink strawberry lemonade?
Was that?
I think we asked two different questions, but yeah.
Sorry.
Okay, so listen.
So this Black Opinions Matter podcast.
Yes.
Okay, that I'm going to promote, even though white people aren't allowed.
Are white people allowed to listen?
Yes, absolutely.
We encourage them. Oh, they still want your dollars.
We take questions.
They just don't want your voices.
Oh, I see how it is.
Shut up and listen, Andrew.
Oh. Shut up and listen Andrew Oh
Shut up and press play
Oh shit
So you're just gonna
Monetize me
And my people
Make money of us
But not represent us
On your platforms
Where have I heard about this
Also
Also we
We exploit your culture
Podcasting
We did invent podcasting.
Did you?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
The first podcast?
Who was it?
Had to be a white guy.
Wow.
Had to be.
Making a lot of assumptions there.
Come on, bro.
Podcasting?
Podcasting.
A black dude, you know, just got a bunch of recording equipment, a bunch of microphones
and absolutely nobody-
Hey, we've been a podcast.
There's a black dude like recording equipment
he's rapping bro he's singing he's making music you know i'm not talking about murders i love how
akash's black guy voice sounds like he's from dallas oh yeah it's a very texas it's a very
texas black guy we can hit this podcast okay so black opinions matter podcast is there a specific
thing that you guys have black opinions
on everything the idea is that like the taylor taylor taylor i don't know what just happened
taylor but i apologize okay i'm white go on don't you ever you got ahead of it don't you
ever tell a black woman what she can or can't do. Okay? Don't you ever.
Right, Taylor?
Ain't that right?
You know what I mean?
If you were white, I'd tell you to shut your ass up right now.
That's what I'd do.
I'd say no one asked your ass.
That's what you got to do.
That's how you tell black women.
The roundabout way to tell black women how you feel is you're like, if you were white,
you're lucky you ain't white.
God hadn't blessed you with this melanin.
No, it's everything.
It's everything.
And the idea is that because at first people-
Does melanin come from water?
No, I'm just kidding.
Yo, can we play that back?
Can we play that back?
Is that what?
Is that what?
Why do people have so much melon?
Is it from all the watermelon?
You don't like watermelon?
What?
Oh, chill, man.
Hey, black opinions matter, dog.
Chill, bro.
Yeah, let her have her own opinion, dog.
I'm just saying, man.
It's such a delicious fruit.
What did you guys have back in Sudan?
Watermelon.
Just sand melon?
Watermelon.
Sand melon.
That sounded racist, yo.
That sounded racist.
That one was an owl-licensed.
That sounded racist.
That shit even got out.
Sand melon.
It was so stupid.
It was good.
Yeah, there's a rim shot
that's what they call
a rim shot
yo
I always
your generation
has a way different
definition
I'm about to say
why don't you go down
that path
don't you dare Taylor
if you were a white woman
I advise you not to
talk about your
sexual practices
okay
we do not want to
know about it
have respect for your boyfriend.
No.
I'm saying have respect.
What?
I'm saying, listen, I fucks with your boyfriend,
bro. I protect you.
Do you know what I mean? From all these hooligans out here.
These hooligans trying to get a tail
in the YouTube comments.
We just
delete all those comments. We're not
allowing it, bro. We're not allowing it.
We're not going to allow you to build up all this
self-esteem and leave you.
Yo.
We won't allow
it, bro. We got you back.
You know what I'm saying?
You fucked up, man. Come on, yo.
Get out of here. All these motherfuckers out here trying to Dr. Dre you
do their fucking
YouTube comments yo
write that little letter
handwritten YouTube comments
Taylor
what were we talking about
black opinions matter bro
B-O-M-M that's the podcast
can we do like a micro version of it right now
where we give you a topic
and you give an opinion
no I'd rather they just
but maybe we'll give them
a little taste
why are there two M's
well
Black Opinions Matter Movement
used to come out on Mondays
and then we had some shit happen
and now they come out on Tuesday
so now
a little bit
a little lame
second M
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Second M. Taylor, you got those Africa earrings on. You don't know where Sudan is on those earrings.
All right, Black Opinions Matter podcast.
Yes, real M.M.
Here's opinion.
Opinion number one.
White pussy, go.
Yeah, my man got the water real fast.
To symbolize his thirst for white pussy.
It made him thirsty. It made him thirsty.
It made him thirsty.
He had to reach for the water.
You know it.
Because that white pussy whacked.
That white ass pussy.
Tell us about that whacked.
Tell us about that white ass pussy.
The wettest pussy.
The wettest pussy, bro.
Tell us about it.
That's right.
Keep drinking.
He's got to be so hydrated by then.
Come on, dogs. What's that white ass pussy like? Real talk. B-O-M-M, wherever you get podcasts. tell us about it that's right keep drinking he's gotta be so hydrated come on dogs
what's that white ass
pussy like
real talk
B-O-M-M
wherever you get
podcasts
is that what you're
gonna tell him
what it's about
and what it's like
we have five different shows
five different shows
yeah
each one comes on
a different day of the week
mine is on Tuesdays
that's bomb
you have Crazy Sexy Cool
which is
three black women.
What the fuck is going on right now? How you get
five podcasts in one? Because it's a network, bro.
Oh, what's the network? Bomb.
B-O-M-M. Oh, what does that stand for?
Black Opinions Matter, motherfucker. Is it really then?
Yeah. The last is motherfucker? It used to be
Monday, and now it's motherfucker.
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Is Flavorant 2 like the, like how does this work?
It's not, we all know.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hold on, hold on.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I feel, I kind of feel.
Hey, Narcosio, we out here on our own.
No, ask whatever you want.
We're open with our business practices, unlike some.
It feels good to be your own boss, doesn't it?
It does feel good to be your own boss.
All people should try it.
You know what I'm saying?
And like for real, like your own boss.
Not like you say your own boss, but then you always got a boss.
No, but like you've mastered the thing that I think a lot of people wanted to master,
which is, I call it the Gilbert Arenas.
Ooh.
When you have nobody.
Divorce.
Nobody to answer to.
Correct.
Yes.
Nobody to answer to.
Correct.
You can say whatever.
And if people get upset, it's like, they can't cancel you because I'm uncancelable.
Well, I wouldn't say that.
I just.
Clean it up real quick.
I wouldn't say that all that.
No, but I would say like my people can cancel me.
Your people. Yes. but you can only be
canceled by your people but your people are already bought into the andrew schultz experience
exactly so if i am fraudulent in being myself exactly then they could be upset yes so the the
only thing that i have to continue doing is being myself yep and akash gotta continue to be himself
that that's why i literally say it every single day. Akash can get canceled.
He might be canceled.
Andrew Schultz Experience
is actually the next name
of this podcast.
We're in there.
Remember that?
Those are two.
Cinephobe, B-O-M-M.
Check it out.
Okay, subscribe.
Cinephobe.
Cinephobe.
It keeps sounding like
you're saying centerfold.
Cinephobe.
Cinephobe.
Cinephobe.
And then the Black Opinions
Matter Motherfucker.
B-O-M-M.
B-O-M-M.
Yes.
Okay.
Bomb.
Bomb.
Bomb.
I'm not going to make the joke.
No, go ahead.
I'm not making the joke.
You beat it up.
I'm not making it.
You threw it like Dwayne Wade in LeBron's running.
Go ahead.
I didn't.
Different Muslim.
This is the no-clip Muslim.
By the way.
Wait a minute. I never understood that. Never understood that way. Wait a minute.
Never understood that.
Never understood that concept.
This is clitophobe.
I got you.
You a wild boy.
Okay, go, go, go, go.
Go, go.
Real talk.
What? Taylor, what? Hop up off your clit and ask a question. You a wild boy Okay go go go Go go Real talk What Taylor what
Hop up off your clit
And ask a question
I'm probably gonna make a dumb statement
But when you said that
I don't wanna say
It's okay
We won't judge you
Go for it Taylor
Why did you say
That was so fucking dope
I'm flagrant too
Why did you say it was
Okay in my head
When you said it was
They're the no clit
Whatever like that
I'm assuming
you're saying like
they don't shave their
No.
They shave too much.
They shave a little too much.
It's a little too close.
They shave that shit right off.
Yeah.
They cut off the clits.
Yo why didn't you bring this up?
We were talking about
America being dope.
Yeah.
Come on.
You never brought that up.
All the clits are intact.
Facts though.
You know what I mean? Would you change about sudan if you were a mayor if i was mayor
do you think you're a comptroller yeah if you if you were a mayor of a city in sudan would you be
like no we're not chopping off itits? It is technically illegal, but obviously
the law enforcing. But would you get up in there?
Like, would I enforce that shit? Yeah. Fuck yeah.
And how would you do it? Mandatory clit
checks?
Pop the hood?
Son, fuck the hood son pop
the hood
you gotta get
you gotta get
an inspection sticker
oh my god
oh my god
pop the hood
pop the hood
oh shit
oh my god
now I need people
to really subscribe
because I'm not gonna have my content over at bomb
oh shit black opinions matter motherfucker yes real talk yes sir okay how'd we get to that that
was the first question that we asked you about okay next question for your black opinions matter
right okay
let me get to it i would like your black opinion on
i like specifically black opinion On On this
One thing
Can eastern
And northeastern Africans
Use the n-word
I knew you were going to ask that
How did you know
I was going to ask that
Did you know he was going to
No but he's always thinking about the Edward.
So I don't say it.
Finally.
So I don't say it.
So I don't say it.
Yeah.
I'm going to say if you are black.
Clarify why I'm asking the question now.
Because people would just assume, well, if you're African, that means you're like.
But there are places in Africa like Egypt.
Yep.
Like Algeria. Yep. Like Morocco. Morocco, Tunisia. that means you like but there are places in africa like egypt yep like algeria like morocco
morocco tunisia where they don't look black they look more arabic and white a lot of them look
white yes many of them look white yeah fair-skinned and straight hair and all that or they'll have a
little bit curly hair they look mediterranean right if you look at people in sicily or in spain
they look a lot like that because there's's been years of European influence in those regions.
No, that's because that's the Arabs who came.
The reason why Spaniards and Portuguese look the way they do is because the Moors went there.
I guess what I'm saying is the Roman Empire reached Egypt.
Yeah.
The Greek Empire reached Egypt.
And the Spanish and French had gone to Morocco.
But the whole region.
You look at Iraqis and Syrians.
They all look like that.
Right.
So can they drop that sweet and bomb?
They cannot.
Those ones cannot.
They cannot.
They cannot.
North Africa can't?
North Africa can't.
Can Sudan?
South Africa.
What?
Huh?
What?
I thought.
Mark.
I thought.
Put your hair down in a bob. Put your hair down in a bob.
Put your hair down in a bob, Mark.
Get your lickings.
What?
Get your lickings.
Not the rim shot.
Okay.
Okay.
When can you start saying the N-word in Africa?
It starts in Sudan. But North Sudan, no N-word in Africa? It starts in Sudan.
But North Sudan, no N-word.
No.
South Sudan, drop it like it's hot.
No, no, no, because North Sudan, we're still black.
There are.
Are you black enough to say the N-word, man?
Fuck yeah.
I don't know, dude.
Yeah, he is.
Puerto Rican ass, though.
Are you black enough to say the N-word?
Taylor, though, step in here bro
step in here
and let us know
like what's going on
right now
Taylor
is Al black enough
to say that
only if you give him
permission
real talk
this is a pivotal moment
yeah
this is like the supreme
court
whatever you rule
it's the final rule
Ruth Blacker Ginsburg
over here
gonna give us
the verdict
huh Ruth Blacker Ginsburg Ruth Blacker Ginsburg over here Gonna give us the verdict Huh?
Ruth Blacker Ginsburg
Ruth Blacker Ginsburg
Anyway
Alright go
I just feel like it's weird
That you're saying that he can't
When you're half
Oh shit
Oh shit
Okay
Kick rocks
Or as they would say
A punishment
It's so bad It's a punishment it's so bad
it's so bad
it's so bad
because he knows it
that's the problem
he knows what he did
come on bro
why are you scritching up
like that
because he knows what he did
can't I just make
fun bad jokes
do I have to
do I have to be
haymakers all the time?
Can't I be a father?
Can I become old?
Can't I age?
Okay, go, go.
No, you were going to remark on the fact that he has a Black Opinions Matter podcast,
and he's not even black.
Bullshit.
He just said balderdash.
If that isn't the fucking non-blackest shit i've ever heard okay can will you allow him to be on the black opinions matter podcast
will you allow taylor taylor seriously this is a big this is huge this is absolutely massive
right now for real does he need to abort his podcast um who's your other co-host my other
my other co-hosts are all black too like well maybe they could just cut a little piece of the
podcast just cut the best parts just got the fun parts just pop the hood okay so what so he's
allowed to he's black enough yes okay you get. You're black enough, bro. Thank you. Thank you, Taylor.
Taylor, you want to be a guest on the podcast?
Oh, shit.
What about Al?
Can Al be a guest?
Al could be a guest.
There you go.
Half the podcast.
We're just happy.
All right.
Listen, go check out Amin's podcast, man.
Amin, we love you.
I think you're fucking great.
I think you're such a talent.
Yeah.
And I can't wait till you leave mainstream media.
It's going to be so fun Yeah
You guys keep
Yo man
If you didn't have a family
Uh huh
Would you
Go the independent route
If I
If I didn't have a family
Yes I would
There's all types of risks
I would take
Exactly
You have a family
So there's responsibilities
That you have to
So you have to
You have to like
Maintain your
Your like
Enjoyment level within the
confines of protecting these people.
And that's a responsibility of things to do.
Yeah.
I mean that.
And also like, I want to be able, yeah, I want to enjoy what I do.
Like I wish I could do what you guys do every, that's why every time I'm in town, I always
hit you up.
I said, I'm here if you guys need me because this is like an escape for me.
But at the same time, if I weren't in that situation, would I try a lot of stuff?
Yeah.
But also, would I succeed?
I don't know.
I think maybe sometimes it works the way it works because I parachute in to things every four or five months.
But, you know, it's a difference between being a sometimes person and then you guys are like, cut the cord,
burn the boats, burn the bridges, we're gone.
We're on the island.
You're on the island, right?
We're gonna go home.
So, yeah, exactly.
So I think, that's why I respect what you guys do.
I told you, for years now, you guys.
What?
I'm sorry, bro.
I was trying to hold it in to the end of your speech.
But it's good, bro I Fuck all y'all
I tried to make it
Fuck this podcast
I was trying to give a black opinion
You all let him
That's why I gotta make his own podcast
Nah but dude
I was really trying to hold it in
I snuck the first one out
Man Q
How long were you holding it bro?
Say what?
How long were you holding it?
I was holding it
I think since you started talking about
That white girl pussy
It was so wet
Lathered up
That you was slip sliding all up in it.
And then you chefs kissed it.
Remember?
Anyway,
man,
yo,
check out Amin on all platforms,
bro.
You know what I'm saying?
You're a moderator on Pornhub.
Aren't you a moderator,
Aren't you a mod over there?
I do enjoy reading the comments.
You do?
You ever read the comments under the videos on Pornhub?
Never once in my entire life.
I'm telling you, next time, go.
Just click comment.
And it's just the weirdest stuff because it'll be one guy who says, oh my God, I would love
to just fuck her in her ass, right?
No matter what's happening.
And then there's another guy who has actual critiques.
Okay.
I'm like, yeah, this one wasn't that good.
Like lighting was off or like performance?
Yeah, like he's giving like critiques of like the actual video and shit.
Do you get porn stars look at their comments like we do?
Dude.
Oh, yeah.
I know a kid that used to do this.
Wait, what?
He would comment.
He was like a comic from Orlando.
He would comment on porn, like videos on Pornhub.
For real or like to troll people?
He would do like legit breakdowns.
Like he would do cinephile for fucking Pornhub. For real or like to troll people? He would do like legit breakdowns. Like he would do Cinephile
for fucking Pornhub.
Yeah.
And break that shit down
and then porn stars
started sending him videos
being like,
hey, can you review my video?
Get out of here.
And he started doing like
low-key like porn reviews
on Pornhub.
That's white privilege, bro.
He's like a Dominican kid, so.
He made money, man.
I don't know.
I don't know if he did.
What's his name?
Can we follow him
Mike Almanzar
yo
shout out to Mike Almanzar
man you the fucking truth
I probably have seen
his comments
I enjoy your work
Mike whoever you are
like because
I mean it's fucking hilarious
I mean I think you gotta
we talked about this
last time about
when you watch too much porn
yeah
you reach a level
where it's like
you're not even watching
porn to jerk off
or whatever
you're watching porn for enjoyment like some porn makes me laugh you never laugh when you watch it
he just watches cobra kai for that reason yeah he gotta get into that cobra kai man no mercy
strike first that's not good when it comes to porn fuck you're right anyway man uh look i mean we're
gonna get off on that incredibly awkward moment So that people judge you
But they will find more about you
At the Black Opinions Matter
Motherfucker
Podcast Network
Yep
They'll also find it at
Cinephobe
Cinephobe
And of course
All over ESPN
All over ESPN
There it is
I love you
We love you Doug
I'm so grateful that you come on
To our podcast
And let us harass you
And this is gonna be One of the longest podcasts We probably put out but we got to do it we gotta
i just want to say thank you so much for coming on i mean i appreciate you i love you uh i think
you're amazingly talented and anytime you're in new york please come by and hang out with us and
uh huge thank you to all of our listeners asshole army thank you so much for for being with us
spreading the word uh showing love you know i. We see you on the YouTube videos, commenting.
We're out there creeping like a
mean. We're not playing games.
But for real, we appreciate it.
And look, you know that
if you're a listener to this show, you know that we got a Patreon
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in a fucking heartbeat and that's what i mean thought he was gonna be on but this wasn't the
filtered one no anyway man come fuck with us over there at patreon.com slash flagrant 2 man
we appreciate y'all and and we'll see you later.
Peace.