Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Sketch Gay OnlyFans Revealed & Kendricks “Not Like Us” Video Reaction

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

YERRR, the Flagrant team reacts to Sketch's OnlyFans revelations; explain their weekend in the Hamptons with Lil Mabu; talk about Kendrick's new music video; and much much more. INDULGE 00:00 Sketch allegations 5:34 Is faking corn the new wave? We all want to be wanted 11:46 Straightest way being gay; where’s the line? ALEXX KNOWS TOO MUCH 17:30 Weezy is Flagrant’s fact-checker 19:10 Taylor Swift’s team lied to her? 37:27 Alexx pretends to be a rapper + Lil Mabu in the Hamptons 40:49 “Take it away” - Dov had FUN + Andrew’s Padel injury 47:41 Dov’s “injury”, Pavlov’s Molly + Vala was GURNING 50:30 Andrew & Miles got kicked out + Hot girls crashing the party 1:00:09 Andrew made it into the White party + Leo’s a loser 1:03:10 More fun with friends + White Party is male Met Gala 1:06:40 2 days of partying MAX 1:07:40 Akaash’s journey to redemption 1:14:06 Persecution drives community? 1:17:35 Kendrick Lamar “Not Like Us” video reaction 1:23:05 Drake as a popstar will be fine + flipping narratives 1:27:00 Drake the new Nelly? GOAT status + position now? 1:35:30 Drake EDM album on the way? 1:41:46 DJs are Switzerland + play ALL the music

Then we got breaking news. We did a whole Patreon. Last question to the Patreon. For no better reason, and y'all can watch it on Patreon. For no better reason, nobody asked for this. Mark just brings up Sketch getting his bed rolled out for no better reason. He's wearing pantyhose. Mark brings up a video.

Sketch got the Minnie Mouse gloves on or Mickey. We don't know at this point. Is he really? I don't know. I can't figure it out. Obviously, these images have leaked. Let me squint my eyes so I don't get all the way in. Apparently.

That's why it's guys like this. He's like, God forbid I see some pussy, I might turn straight. Do we know if it's him for real though? I think he is gay. I'm just now learning about this kid, but it seems like he is gay. This is a real detective right here. I'm just now learning. Sherlock Holmes over here.

That shit is crazy though. From what I thought I saw. Al you look. Al you look. You just put your eyes out. Yo why'd you put your

hand there? I'm trying so hard not to look. Just close your eyelids. You don't have to put your hand there. Yeah just don't look

at it. Do we still do we know if it's him for real though? Like is it possible when he confirmed it? You don't want your

kid to be dead. I don't know. Why can't it be gay? Why can't it be gay bro. I don't know. Why can't he just be gay? Why can't he be gay, bro? That's my point. What's wrong? There's nothing wrong with him being gay. I just want the truth. What's wrong with him being gay? Nothing I can think of.

Why are you fighting so hard for him to be not gay? I just want the truth. The truth is pretty clear. You're saying a lot of truth. There's nine inches of truth right there. Ha ha ha! You're just saying, bro. You know, son. Oh, my God.

Son. I bet you he needs a shoulder to cry on. If you want to talk, Sketch, I'm here, bro. Reach out. Die. Are you inviting him to the crib, bro? Reach out. We can talk.

Cry. If he's going through, what if he's going through something right now? I don't know. I mean, he's definitely going through something. It's probably very difficult for him if he's going through something right now I mean he's definitely going through something it's probably very difficult for him but the truth shall shoot free the truth shall shoot free I can't drink

I don't know you but it seems like you're gay that's okay I want you to be comfortable being that nothing wrong with that yeah be what you are dude that's a beautiful thing fuck anybody who judges you, Alex. Yeah, Alex was judging. He calling you gay looking like this.

Get out of here. Nigga, I'm fly as fuck. Let me ask you a serious question. Hand in nails. Let me ask you a serious question. Is your dick bigger than the one Sketch was sucking in them videos? Close.

Close? So, close in which direction? I think I might be bigger. Are you... close in which direction? I think I might be bigger. Are you... Yo, this is not funny, man. We're taking Patreon energy back into the beginning of the pod.

They can't judge us. It was already... We gotta go back to the episode. But listen, free sketch in all ways. Be yourself. Play video games. don't stop streaming now you're gonna make don't stop streaming there's no way i i can't why is there no way you and mark don't want it to be true so bad yo i can't be gay i just watched seven videos of sucking dick i would like to believe that they're ai than the actual videos of dick sucking that i just put in my eyes to squint

what do you mean why you don't you don't approve of what he's probably like emotional wreck this is why this is why his whole world is crumbling i genuinely hope it's not real because the reason he said he was doing is because he was fucked up on drugs or did some whatever shit that's awful wow yeah and and I would hope that a young boy was not taken advantage of by some fucked up people because of a drug addiction. Yeah. Well, that was good.

Well, that was good. I ain't got a lot. That was good. Let's take it back a day. We don't even got a funny cam for me to look into. Miles, cue it up. There you go. He was late.

I guarantee you. I know he was late. I'd be looking into the camera. Miles switches three seconds later. I'm already looking back at Mark. There's a security He was late. I guarantee you. I know he was late. I'd be looking into the camera. Miles switches three seconds later. I'm already looking back at Mark. He's on the ring cam in the front. I don't even know what Miles is doing back there. Damn. What the fuck, man?

Back to the episode. We got to talk to Sketch, man. Shout out, Sketch. I hope you live your truth. Yes. If you're gay, I hope you're gay. Yeah, brother. Yeah, brother. Yeah, brother. Yeah, brother. That's not encouraging. Which type of brother?

We're going to go back to the rest of the episode. Do you think he has a manager that is shrewd enough to be putting out these narratives on the internet to maintain relevance? Wait, that he's gay? No, faking this.

Like, putting AI images, saying that he used to be an OnlyFans creator. Also, what dude had to be the one that admitted he found... Like, you know what I mean? Like, you don't want to be the dude in a friend group that's like, yo, yo, you heard of sketches of gay OnlyFans? You just pretend somebody sent it. Oh, I got sent to me.

And then I'm like, who? Show us the DM. Yeah, Mark, who sent this to you but it's grand wizard he's posting about it talk to him yeah it's true why does he still have it activated is it activated or somebody just like no idea you tell us how is it activated i mean if if they're up if people are finding them right now i would assume it's still active yo yo i got caught oh because i tried to do research you're gay did you look at the page is it still up there's no way he's probably making so much

fucking money streaming there's no reason even due to gay porn you do it for the game you really are love the game clause you know what i mean damn go at it there's no way i i can't why is there no way let me tell you why because last week everybody was 100 convinced that the prison porno was real okay there was did you see that one yeah yeah so this girl is getting fucked she's the ceo she's getting fucked by this guy in a prison in england right and the other dude is filming on his phone and everybody's like oh my god this girl has a boyfriend or boyfriend's an mma fighter they have a kid together and they'll ever the family's gonna fall apart blah blah and it just comes out today that the whole thing is fake wow

so it's like is this the new thing might be the new thing yo how much of it was fake so all of it is just a scene set up those are just two random guys no one's in jail nothing oh damn yeah that's far and here's the fucked up thing why did we want it to be real it was kind of hot dog no she like stopped and nothing got scared why did these things why these things hot to her knees like a champion dude that was that's what i knew was fake she it was the distance she put the penis inside of her head. It was, like, shocking. There was, like, no warm-up or anything.

Trapped door. It was absolutely insane. But why is there something hot about this? Because it's naughty, dog. It's taboo. Yeah, that's the single sex. Not everything taboo gives you an erection, though. Hopefully, Mark.

Right? Just because something's taboo, you're erection, though. Hopefully, Mark. Right? Just because something's taboo, you're not like, this is hot. Why is that hot? She has a husband and a kid, and she's sucking some fucking Algerian guy's dick in a prison in northern England, and I'm, like, turned on by this? I should be turned on by this. I haven't even seen the video. As you were saying it, I need to watch the video.

You get horny, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just imagine the Zidane headbutt in the middle of a fucking prison cell. Why is that? It's the ultimate desire to be wanted, that you're willing to risk everything. You have your life, your family, your children, your money, everything, your career,

and you're going to risk it all for this guy. Okay, okay. So it is insecurity. It's we all want to be desired so much by a girl that they would be willing to throw away everything i mean think about her life she's a prison guard sheffield like think about what you want to throw away exactly 40 pounds a year 40 000 pounds a year oh my god how will she ever get another job and she's but she's an immigrant though you got to consider that oh was she yeah

she's brazilian that's also hotter she doesn't even know that's not part of the job i think that's also an important thing like she doesn't know it's only fits the crazy part about that is technically that's right so we're all getting off by watching her but she's rapping now she is the power yeah yeah creeps god damn bro don't be gay about it what a gay guy nah that's what y'all into yo that is the ultimate design wait a minute hold on if if mark's theory is true mark's mark might have thrown some terrence howard shit but we're gonna go with this we're not fact checking sit down brett weinstein okay if mark theory is true that we are we are turned on by ultimate desire from women like women becoming so uh uh in uncontrol of their actions due to their their their lust right

that she would be willing to rip a man technically female to male yeah as long as it's not like underage or anything like that is the hottest form of sex i'm just saying if we're going by this theory if we're going by the theory let's just go by the theory mark walk us through it and i don't mean to put you on this yeah okay go i think that i think you might be honest on this. Is that it? Do we just want to be wanted? But the fact that we want to be wanted so bad is why it's hard to f*** dudes. Oh, f***. Because we never... Because the second they want us that bad, we're into it. Exactly.

And then they got to stop. And then we don't... And there's only one thing we can do. What? Wait, not that. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. But that's why you never hear men keep like... I got you. Now you're talking. You got to beat that. You never hear of-age men... What the fuck?

Instead of a bleep, just put, no! But go, go, go. That's why you never hear of-age men doing the accusation bad because as soon as they're wanted so badly by a woman, even in a power differential, they're just going to accept it. Wow. Yeah. There is something incredibly flattering about a girl just wanting you so bad.

I mean, there's been moments in my life where there was a girl. She looked a lot like a rat at a Long Island show once. And she was like, I just I just want to suck your dick in my car if you want to come right now. And she was a rat looking. I do want to come right now. Yeah. I'm so glad you brought that up. But I was so turned on by it. I was like, maybe I should

give you that. Yeah. You should have. You can't write to Willing and then say no while she's doing it. Just to like throw her off? Yeah. Life Tour update. Thank you guys so much. I just want to let y'all know we're adding second shows in San Antonio, Salt Lake City

and Reno. We added second shows in san antonio salt lake city and reno uh we added second shows in san jose and cincinnati and we're adding a third show in denver thank you guys so much for the interest we also have las vegas cleveland columbus minneapolis milwaukee rama portland and honolulu on sale right now dandruffshulz.com for all those tickets the uh added shows go on sale right now. Theandrewschultz.com for all those tickets. The added shows go on sale Wednesday, 10 a.m. local time. I will see you guys all out there. Thank you so much. Peace. Also, I got dates coming up. You can check akashsingh.com. We're going to be in Jacksonville at the end of July, Hawaii at the end of August. Five weekends in a row in September, we're going to be on the road. But in the meantime, I want to talk about a chai shop that I invested in.

It's called Fontenius. I honestly have not found good chai in New York until this. I invested in it. My brother helps run it. His name is Arjun Gupta. He's a fantastic actor. Also married a wonderful woman from India in Assam, where they have some of the best chai in India, which is some of the best chai drinker, biggest chai drinkers in the world.

Guys, Fontenius. It's in Dumbo at 28 J Street. You know it's good because I invested in Dumbo and I hate doing that. So go there. A couple of people came through last week. I really appreciate y'all. They DM me, said it was great. I appreciate that. I love y'all. Thank y'all. Keep going. Fontenias, that's F-O-N-T-A-I-N-H-A-S. There you go. Fontanhas. Let's get back to the show. The gayest things we do in straight sex. Exactly. When a guy sees a handsome guy and goes, man, you must get so much pussy. Male comics will say that to Mark as if that's not gay.

Instead of just being like, yo, you're a good looking guy. They'll be like, dude, I bet you get so much pussy. Why is that gay? What's gay about that? I bet you get so much pussy why is that gay what's gay about that i bet you get your dick sucked all the time bro just like girls are just like on their knees continuing it past just getting pussy like describing what happens this is the one this is the one that was funny one of our boys said this to mark once he was like it's like man you're so stupid being married, bro.

Do you know how many girls you could fuck if you weren't married? And Mark was like, what do you mean? He goes, man, you would just be fucking everything. After shows, girls coming up to you, you just fucking in a green room. Why are you thinking about me fucking? That's gay. That's extremely gay of him. Oh my God, dude. How attractive can you... This is more

like an academics question, but how attractive to a guy can you be before it's gay? Because Tom Brady was an attractive dude. I'm sure. I didn't feel gay, but I felt more gay than when I look at y'all'm sure. I didn't feel gay. Yeah. But I felt more gay than when I look at y'all.

I don't like it. I'm not saying y'all aren't attractive, but like, you don't give my dick nothing. Nah, one look at me will straighten you right up. That's the thing. We don't get one of them veins going. Oh my God. Maybe. Maybe. But yeah, when does it become that?

At 51%. And that's your thing, Dub. Dub believes he is 51% straight. He is literally 2% away from actually being a homosexual man. We can all be that. We can all be that. Until you're like, I don't want that. Why do you want us all 49 on the couch right now?

He's like, by popular vote, I'm gay. But if it goes by like $20, I'm straight in actually 30 states. He's jumping 2016. He's straight. I'm just giving you guys the runway. You can comment on a guy as much as you want, but then...

I think if you think about them having sex, right? Remember when Vala was like, yo, Shannon Sharp? That was 51%. We look at a picture of Shannon Sharpe shirtless like just ass going crazy we just talking about

Shannon Sharpe we be like yeah his show is hilarious like this guy's killing and we saw a picture of him without a shirt at 50 something years old he looks amazing

he looks hand from this good shape and we're like man this guy's in great shape I wish I looked like that Vala goes man he must be crazy in bed

whoa whoa what that's different we said no what did you just say what Man, he must be crazy in bed. Whoa. Whoa. That's different. We said, no. What did you just say? What? I know. That's different.

He said, no, he must be crazy in bed. That's it. That's it right there. What the fuck is that about? That's crazy. Like, what positions are you even thinking about? Like, telling your mans to get ahead from the girl you're both smashing? Like, is that one of the positions?

Because if you're thinking of him being crazy, but you're thinking of him on top, which is a gayer way to think about him. You know what I'm saying? Like, you're thinking about his dude ass. No, I don't think he's just thinking about positions. No, you are. You're thinking about his dude ass flexing. That dude ass flex is not a good look.

That is gay, bro. It's not a good look. We look like dragons. You ever catch yourself in the mirror? You know what I'm talking about? You know how a dragon got no ass? It's just tail? You especially. If he's talking about Shannon Sharp, though, he looks like he does some

squats. What are you trying to say? He probably looks a little better. What are you trying to say? Shannon Sharp probably got some cheeks. I was just saying. He probably cheeked up. It looked like a ball sack. Nah, that's probably how some cheeks. I'm just saying. He probably cheeked up. It looked like a ball sack. Nah, that's probably how I look. What?

That's what my ass looks like when I'm on top. Guaranteed. That's exactly what my ass looks like when I'm full thrust on top. I'm not even ashamed of that. Who is that? That's Hank Hill. My ass look like Tom Brady's chin. I'm not even ashamed of that deal. Who is that? That's Hank Hill. That's Hank Hill. I got Hank. Bro.

You got Hank Hill. My ass look like Tom Brady's chin. That's how tiny my ass retracts. That's straight ass. Like, that's a straight man's ass. Oh, you're saying that gay guys got. Yeah. That's why Bargolo. How do you know so much?

Mark 49%. No, no, no. Don't tell us. No, no, no. How do you know so much? No, no, no. Mark 49%. That's crazy Mark 49% Mark 49% That's crazy

He'd be working on it I don't know so much About my ass I don't know so much About gay guys Are you saying Gay guys got bigger asses Al what's up

I would think so How often you gotta Change the couches At WTM Media Studios Cause them gay dudes Be gobbling it up That shit's be crazy That be stains on them Motherfuckers They got wet ass They be butt munching up how often you gotta change the couches at wtf studios because them gay dudes are gobbling it up that shit's be crazy that'd be stains on them all right they got wet ass it's crazy do the gay guys get cum on it on your on your couch no no i hope not i hope not

they slurp it up that's why it's called wtf Yo, yo, yo. What do you think of the show? Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that long right now? It's wild, dog. What's gay to him and what's not gay to him? Ah, y'all doing, going crazy. Y'all going to the studio. It's crazy, bro. I got to get it off me, bro. Hoo.

Absolutely. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Every time I see, because there's so many pods that film at WTF, so you see a lot of different pods that are there. It's just a bunch of badass bitches. Just all badass bitches. And I attribute everything to WTF. And it's usually bad bitches talking about bad bitch things.

But every once in a while. Hey. And I see it, and I'm like, yo, WTF is gay. Fashion is gay. shit is gay that shit is gay oh god so why why is he trying to hit me with so many facts in my ig comments she got repaid by the democrats yeah yeah yeah why are you defending like that everything i'm posting she she said she got on quick with the abortion shit she was probably right about that one but then i posted something else the taylor shit she was on right oh yeah i posted something about the taylor and she's like oh it's not exactly that yeah you said it was hard

to find she was like lol it's not hard to find it's like why are you lol and preemptively bitch what's the preemptive lol about condescending she's a shade room commenter you know they be liking they be going in that's just how they show love i'm just amazed she's a shade room commenter you know they be liking they be going in that's just how they show love i'm just amazed she's defending this swift like that she's defending the swifties yeah i got more tea on the taylor shit oh that's if y'all want to know i know we're having fun having gay talk though so i don't want to move off of this and there's there's nothing straighter than four guys talking about taylor swift perfect segue a perfect segue. You sure? Yes. I don't know if this is the same tea I already said, though.

If I'm being completely honest with you, it might be a little warm. It might be a little warm tea. It might be redundant tea. Run back to Chops. Okay, here's the tea. I think not even, I'm going to give you the tea. I think... Not even...

I'm going to give you the information. Okay. But this is my presumption. I'm putting this out. I think Taylor's team lied to her to protect their jobs after fumbling the biggest deal in music history. And I think she believed the lie because you'd rather believe your dad

didn't fuck you over, your managers didn't fuck you over, your new record exec didn't fuck you over. You'd rather believe everybody around you that's there to protect you didn't fuck you over and that these two other dudes did. What's this based on? Okay, so she sends this this i actually got this fucking letter

so she sends this um she agrees to go to universal right with this guy lucien grange guy she agrees to go there okay lucien tells her as part of the deal we're going to give you back your masters which has never happened before in history yeah okay but but he goes you can't say anything to scott borchetta with the guy who owns big machine because if you say that it's going to happen then he's going to charge me out the fucking ass and then it doesn't even make sense yeah so i need you to tell him you don't even want them because if you say you don't want the masters then then I can get them for a good amount. There's not going to be this, ideally, not this crazy bidding war. Now, I don't know if Lucien is telling her that, but the deal is, is an under-the-table hush deal that she's going to get the Masters as part of this thing.

This has never happened before in music. She sends a text that's public domain. You can go look at it right now. Matter of fact, I might have it. That Big Machine put it up on their fucking website. So she sends us texts, right? And the text is to Scott Borchetta, right? The text reads as this, you're ready. Okay. Scott, I hope this finds you well. Since communication ran dry on our negotiations, I've done what I told you I would do and gone out exploring other options. Owning my masters was very important to me, but I've since realized

that there are things that mean even more to me in the bigger picture. I had a choice whether to bet on my past or to bet on the future, and I think knowing me, you can guess which one I chose. I also saw a rare opportunity to affect positive change for a lot of other artists with the leverage I have right now. I know you believe in the same things that I do, and I'd like to think that you would be proud of what I've negotiated for in my deal. That's the new one with Universal. I wanted to tell you first that I'll be signing with Lucien Universal. I honestly truly cherish everything you and I have built together, and I plan on saying

so in my announcement of the new deal. What we accomplish together will be a lasting legacy and a case study on excellent partnerships, and may it continue. I still view you as a partner and friend, and I hope you feel the same. Sending you a hug and my most sincere gratitude, and so much love, Taylor. Political, brilliant, authentic, beautiful. Beautiful message. I'm good on the Masters. Yeah. She says she's going to go to the set of plays.

Okay? Scooter comes in and goes, hold on, she's not buying the Masters? Hey, I'd like to buy the Masters. Tells Scott Prochetta, hey, if she wants to be involved in this, pull her in. Scott Prochetta sends him that text message. She doesn't want to be part of it. Universal's trying to buy the Masters for $270 million.

Assuming, in that situation, that if're lucian and you're invested in her future you also want to be invested in her past makes perfect sense scooter's like 270 shit i'll do it for more he doesn't know that the plan is to give the master this never happened before in fucking history give masters yeah he goes i'll buy him for more than that what does scott perchetta want to do more than anything? Fuck the most money. Fuck that guy. I'm not going to make the most money, one, but I'm also not going to give the Masters

to the guy who stole the most valuable client I will ever have in the history of my business. And I'm going to give him? Fuck that. I got another one for more money, and I get to stuff it to that motherfucker? Boom. I don't get why Universal thought that would work.

I don't know what their calculation was. We'll buy it from the guy that's mad at us. This is why I have a little empathy for what Taylor thought. Her team fucked up the greatest record deal in history. The greatest record deal in history. You have to lock that in before she goes.

You have to lock in the deal for 270. They didn't lock in that deal i think taylor thought that it was locked in i think her team all to save their own asses said it was and then scooter and scott they fucking back channeled and they stole it from us because if they say what really happened which is what the email correspondence show that their team didn't have a fucking deal they They fucked up, and these guys made one to stuff it, stick it to, or to stick it to Universal. So the team is in fucking desperation mode.

We're all going to get fired. We fucked up the biggest deal in music history. The biggest artist in history. Her first six albums. We fucked it up. We got to have a scapegoat. What's a scapegoat scott bruchetta scuda brown what sticks scuda brown hmm so so and then what happens is once the narrative already

exists it's like house of dragons it's like okay i i don't want to go back against this i imagine it's come to light i imagine taylor now probably knows what really happens fairly quickly big big put out those text messages here's the correspondences here's everything but once the narrative's set you just run with those narratives and it's a great narrative it continues the victimhood narrative right so it's like everything's kind of perfect and you just want to look the other way and you want to drive as fast as you possibly can the only problem is you know some fucked up shit ends up happening scooper's family the death threats her telling her fans go tell them how you feel and then these fucking lunatics this is what i still don't love is at the end of the documentary taylor's team they ask her

for comments she's like we'd like to move on from this i bet you would this is in our past i see mad comments on the post that we put up taylor wants to move on from this she wants nothing to do with this this is in her past when has she ever let anything go you know what i mean she talked about kanye for fucking years when she was the victim when somebody else is a victim and she wants guys why are we harping on the past this is this is old news that's funny and that is the thing that i'm like yo i can give her the benefit of the doubt to a larger degree that is funny though yeah that all of a sudden when you win a billion dollars yeah now we don't need to focus on the past it's this guy's life got threatened i got nothing to do with that even though you actively called for it yeah if you yo you can't tell me trump called for uh called for insurrection or whatever and taylor didn't call for this guy's

family to get threatened that's a great you can't believe you gotta either believe none or believe both it's the same shit stand down and stand by is not is actually softer than tell them how you feel yeah yeah that's that's rush to capital yeah she said rush to capital storm that bitch but it's interesting that you know she talks so much about the the patriarchy and the power of the patriarchy and she's behaving a lot like it. That is a dude. That is a thing that drives me crazy. And I say this about minorities all the time when we just want to-

Still best concert I've ever seen. I just want to point that out. That would never take anything away from me. She is a historically great artist. Amazing. Anybody's trying to say otherwise, you're lying to yourselves. But- And her team knows that, and they know they fucked up.

And I presume they fucking lied to her and then she ran with it and she's too embarrassed to acknowledge she ran with it and she might even believe it but there's proof of what really happened there's email correspondence it's all out there like all the truth is out there but people would rather believe the lie that's more interesting which is the girl got taken advantage of by these evil record execs no your fucking team fucked up your daddy who's on the board fucked up the lawyer your daddy appointed to look at every email just so he can't he fucked up everything is there his dad is responding to

emails what is it scott swift her dad or sorry her dad is responding to emails there's screenshots of this shit it's all out there it's the most obvious fucking thing in music history That nobody talks about or cares about Because she's so famous And just being famous and successful Doesn't mean that you should allow to accept these fucking narratives Now feel bad for Scooter or not That guy's a fucking billionaire He did great, he's doing awesome

But he also does have to deal with A large swath of the world Thinking that he did something which he did not do That might go against his character And that's fucked up Imagine people just thought you did some shit that you did not do absolutely it would like it would annoy you rub you the wrong way a little bit and if your family's getting threatened you want to dislike the guy cool but if your family's getting threatened it's just a different ball game it just is the second you bring family into it you cross a fucking line

everybody knows this you bring wife you bring kids that's not talking about you're a fucking that's some demonic shit you bring kids into something yeah you know what i mean i'm curious do you know if universal changed the deal since they weren't able to get by the masters because i'm sure that was the carrot that got tailored that is an absolutely phenomenal question now sorry what'd you say this is a great fucking question because i'm sure the big pull to get taylor to sign a universal was hey we're gonna buy your masters and give it to you now that they couldn't attain her master did they give her a different deal that would be we got to find that out coming to you next week That because if they do change the deal

and add more upside or incentivize in some new way, they acknowledge that they had this pre-existing thing. Whoa. Because why would Taylor accept the same deal and lose out on $300 million worth of music rights? And that's in perpetuity. It's $300 million then. Now, who knows what the

fuck it's worth bruh hmm did and was there a contract she signed with universal before the masters got put through or is that just like in talks i don't know that's the thing i'd want to know i don't know because she was being offered by big machine a way to get her masters back through making more albums or just buy it back herself she had like i don't know a few hundred million at the time and it would liquidate her essentially to buy back the masters so i'm sure reasonably so you're hesitating though you could get a loan to get your shit back you're one of the biggest artists in the world doesn't matter it's way better when some other company's like we're gonna get it back for you now do we

want to get really nasty with it if we want to get really nasty with it? If we want to get really nasty with it, what if they promised it to her knowing full well they didn't really care that much to get her the Masters? They were going to lowball, see if they could get them. If they couldn't get them, who gives a fuck? We got this Taylor girl. And you know what she's going to do? Mark, what do you think she's going to do? I think she's going to make some more albums do I think she's gonna make some more albums

I think she's gonna make a lot of money and not only would she Make some more albums maybe She'll Rerecord Those original ones that we don't have The rights to you think they knew that though I'm just saying What is cheaper if you

Rerecord them galvanize your fans Based on this bullshit narrative that they should go out there and now she can get the money from them you get the money from them you didn't have to lose the 300 million in the first place it's almost now we're getting real conspiratorial and i have no proof for any of this but it's a way better deal if you ask me for universal you save 270 million dollars and you still get all the fucking albums so she did get screwed over by music executives but it was the other ones but it was the other ones and i imagine she's either too embarrassed or doesn't truly know

what really happened to admit it because you don't want to go i went to universal and all these men fucked me and i'm staying here and you gotta stay because you signed that fucking contract can you check if the new re-recorded albums are under universal i'm sure she owns the complete masters for them but i imagine that uh what is it i don't know how i don't know how record deals work where like sometimes distribution distribution yeah i think universal still has the distribution rights let's Let's look at those. But if she owns all the rights Masters wore, that's kind of the smoking gun right there. Because?

She's signed to a label. She's putting out a new album. That should automatically go to the label. Labels should automatically own the rights. Well, I'm sure the deal that she had was she gets to keep her Masters in perpetuity. All of them. Oh, you think even the new album she's putting out? album i would imagine i would imagine she might be that i think universal what his theory is and i don't know i think we're giving her a lot of benefit of

the doubt but i'm fine doing that because her fans scare me uh i think what he's saying is universal is like hey you know what why don't you just re-record your albums and you'll keep those masters we know we fucked up you re-record the albums you keep the masters they're all yours you didn't have to pay for them they're yours but they still get the distribution so they still won they didn't have to pay for the masters and you know what you know what akash you know what they were going to get for the low six albums earlier just the distribution yeah so now you get the distribution and you save 300 million dollars if that is what happened and even if the real asshole here is this guy lucian and scooters getting all the fucking heat and we could throw you an extra 100 million taylor just we fucked

up i'm sorry and we're still now we've made things right with you and we're still saving 100 million dollars i wouldn't say luan's an asshole. He's just a smart businessman. Are we afraid of him as well or is it just Swifties? What I'm saying is No, no. What I'm saying is this. He's a smart businessman. No, no. What I'm saying is this. Fuck that

guy. You know what I mean? Hey, hey, hey. Ready? Fuck that guy. Fucking over the Swifties like that. How dare he fuck over Taylor and Swifties like that. Oh, yeah. How dare he fuck over Taylor and Swifties? They didn't know any better. What a jerk. They've been duped. What a jerk to fuck over the Swifties. I got

my friendship, bro. There it is. Let's go. Swiftie gang. It says her new contract with Republic Records gives her complete ownership of her songs and therefore Taylor's version was born. I don't know if Republic and Universal are the same. Maybe Republic is within Universal or something. And it's complete ownership of her songs and therefore Taylor's version was born. I don't know if Republic and Universal are the same. Maybe Republic is within Universal. And does complete ownership

include distribution? I think you still need a distributor. Okay. Yeah. So they'll get the distribution rights, which is the only thing they're going to fucking get anyway, and they save $270 million. And nobody's talking about it. Because the narrative that she has is so fucking sexy. If you're a young girl

you got your heart broken a million fucking times you have guys manipulate you treat you like shit why the fuck would you want to believe that things were happening in good faith also music executives historically don't have the best track record so it's an easy person to jump on of course yeah absolutely okay i want fucking scooter okay i wonder if it affected his business in any way where artists were like oh if i if i work here is it gonna you know am i gonna lose my masters or whatever like i wonder if it did affect his bottom line in some way lucien no scooter in the long term i wonder if artists were like hesitant and had to be explained the whole story i would assume yes yeah like if i was a new artist signing with him would i be like oh

is this could this backfire because her narrative is so compelling like i wonder if there's any verifiable way he could prove that it affected his and then he had to go all the way to korea he had to go all the way to korea where they can't even pronounce taylor's that's what he had to do they They forced him to go to fucking Korea to make boy bands. What are they? Boys, yeah. They're boys. Boy bands. This is disgusting. What they've done to this poor man. Or would you want to be an artist

that's associated with Scooter, who has beef with the biggest artists in the world? That definitely fucked up his bottom line because other people wouldn't. I think he got to sue Taylor Swift. I mean... You ain't gonna win that one. Sorry, Swiftie. That definitely fucked up his bottom line. I think he got to sue Taylor Swift. I mean... You ain't going to win that one. Sorry, Swifties.

I get a little zen in the system and I start saying crazy shit. I think at the end of the day, everybody is happy. We are so removed from music and we're still afraid of the Swifties. We are so removed from music and we're still afraid of the swifties we are so removed listen swifties free your girl from the real music execs that are fucking her over her dad lucien what does lucien look like she's over this i think she wants to move on she wants to move on make billions of dollars yeah on. I think she wants to move on. She wants to move on,

make billions of dollars. Yeah, let's move on. Why are we even bringing up this tea? Yeah, dog. I went to the concert. Let's talk about something relevant, like when Kanye stole

her popcorn awards. That shit mattered. That was fucked up. That shit mattered. That space trophy or whatever. That shit. That was a horrible thing. That was traumatizing, dude.

I know. That's horrible. Remember when I went to that concert? Yeah. You want to know who got me tickets to that shit? Scooter Braun.

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He likes to get rap clout. Please tell me. Alex told me in confidence. He said, don't tell anyone. I said, I never will. But I'll tell you guys privately. Basically, sometimes when he flies Delta One, he intentionally puts on some chains and some rings.

He said this on Patreon. To be a rapper. That way people see him and they go, oh, this guy must be a rapper. So he's trying to double dip on the rap clout and the podcast clout. I hope you get pulled over. I hope you get pulled over. I hope you get searched. That is a death threat.

Not in every city. I hope you get inconvenienced by this. When I drive, all this is off. You got a sweater tied around your neck like costume? Yeah, stop it. Come on, man. Yeah, you got to know when to show them and know when to fold them, bro. Yes, absolutely.

That is. He loves white people asking him on Delta One, like, so what kind of industry are you in? You just see the looks. Like, you just get the looks. And I know they're trying to figure it out in their head. It's like, oh, what black guy is this? Really? Too much fun.

Why? Because they're trying to understand why you can afford to be in Delta One. Yes. That's racist. Racism. It is. Racism. You could sell drugs.

Yeah, you could be a basketball player. Yeah, there's tons of things black people could do. Maybe not basketball. I'm going to be honest. If I saw a white guy with a bunch of tattoos and goofy ass clothes and a grill, I'd be like, what the fuck is this white boy doing? Yeah, he'll look like Lil Mabu. Yo, Mabu checked out.

How do you check me? Mabu checked out. I didn't even know that was him. I didn't even know that was him. I thought you were joking, calling this white kid a chains blow. Yo, the greatest drill rapper new york history was out in hampton pulled up with his pops we chilling at the party july 4th and uh no so gangster him to pull up with his pop pulled up with his pop yeah his pop i'm more afraid of my big mom was a little scary and uh he goes yo wasn't that the kid over there that said I'm a culture vulture?

And then I was like, Al! And I swear, Al turned right out the corner of his eye, saw Mabu, and then couldn't hear me. I had to yell his name three more times. I was like, yo, didn't you call Mabu a culture vulture? And Al just started laughing like that and then ran down the yard to go play spike ball. He's the biggest culture vulture. You really are. He tried to play spike ball.

I needed to watch after CeCe with my little cute dog. He tried to steal Spikeball from the whites. Culture ball. Oh, I'm nice. No, we're not getting... Don't let him off Spikeball. I was busting ass in Spikeball. Don't let him off the white bull beef. Okay, so what happened in your interaction when Mabu checked you? I honestly thought you were

making a joke. I did not think that was Mabu. Who'd you think it was? Just a white guy pretending to be black. That who'd you think it was just a white guy pretending to be black that's who i thought it was all right and then when he rolled up and he checked and he brought the tool out you know it was crazy when we went for the ice cream and shit like that i'm still thinking that wasn't mabu and i'm like yo let me get a 16 so i'm fucking with him not thinking he's actually a rapper that's's cat. I swear to God. You heard it, right? Did he spit for you?

Nah, he didn't. Damn, bro. Gonna eat up all my fro-yo and now you can get 16 bars, Mamo? We had all the toppings and everything. Yo, we're throwing out some wild accusations. Let me just say everything is alleged, but in case we get sued, you know who we're gonna call? Morgan & Morgan, and you can call them too if you are wrongfully injured. They sponsored this segment. let's get back to it yeah we had a fun weekend

out there akash bailed on us of course come on bro akash hates us yo come on dude i never want to hang out with the fam bro i had to show you i had to go vindicate myself oh we got to hear about this show we're gonna what the akash the worst bomb he's ever had in his life. He had the opportunity to right this ship. We are going to get to that. But I first want to reflect real quick on this weekend that you were not here for because you bailed on us for the worst gig you've ever done. Yes, correct. So you had a chance to do the worst gig you've ever done again

or hang out with your friends and family for July 4th, and you picked the worst gig I've ever done. Got it. Okay, just wanted to be in the brown party. That's what it was. Yeah, you wanted to pull up at the brown party. Ain't nothing wrong with that. That's who I am. done. Got it. Okay. I just wanted to be in the brown party. That's what it was. Yeah. You wanted to pull up in the brown party. Ain't nothing wrong with that. That's who I am.

You're our friend, too. Hey, you're our friend, too. You're my brother, y'all are like cousins. I see you as white, y'all. Gosh, I mean that. Okay. I do. I do see you that way.

Okay. That's a compliment from you. Yeah. You wouldn't like me otherwise. Okay. this weekend, boys came out. Dove found his Brazilians. I mean, Dove was just...

Dove was on a tear. Dove really found himself. He was only 48% this weekend. I thought he was straight. He's very straight. I don't know what was happening, but I know when I walked into the office today I heard Dove on the phone to somebody go oh you don't have to sell me

I'm long on the Hamptons and I was like what happened this weekend what happened this weekend I don't know what happened but I know it was fun I know Dove had fun it's adult Disneyland can I just say real quick

it's Disneyland it's fantastic rich adult Disneyland. Can I just say real quick? It's Disneyland. It's fantastic. Rich adult Disneyland. Yeah, yeah. Al rented a dog for the weekend so he could fit in and not scare the white people. How much does it cost to rent a dog for the weekend? That's my dog. That is my dog. I got the cutest dog in the world. I know you walked right outside WTF on Canal Street

and picked up one of them motherfuckers from a window some day. It would have been fried and battered. Before you Peking this thing, I'm just going to put you on for it. She was next to a duck hanging on a tree. So we're out there, right? And bro, I'm so excited for this week.

We figured everything out. The boys are coming out. I'm so excited, right? I set up paddle every single day for us every single morning we got paddle set up whatever i get out there i think monday night tuesday i'm like all right let me play some paddle the boys are gonna come in wednesday thursday let me just get a game or two in so I can get warm from him and bust that ass. Tuesday, I play. First game. It was either Tuesday or Wednesday.

I play. I turn my back in one way. Back is gone. I'm like, all right, back is gone. I go, back is gone. My hips went this way and my back went this way. And I'm out for two weeks. Okay, so I go, okay, my back went this way. And I'm out for two weeks. Okay, so I go, okay.

My back is fucking gone. I can barely breathe. It's really bad. It's the beginning of a two-hour game. I can't quit in this fucking game. Within three minutes of my back, I jump up in the air to hit a ball. I come down, and I can't jump as high as I used to, but my ankles don't know that yet. So I jumped, and my feet kind of went like this, thinking we were going to be in the air longer.

I came down. Boom! Immediately sprained the fuck out of my ankle. My ankle's gone. Back gone. Ankle gone. Okay? He was so sad, bro. He was so sad. I've never seen him this sad. I'm hobbling back, bro.

I'm hobbling back. Why is this? That was when his back went.. I'm hobbling back. Why is this? That was when his back went. That was when it looked like. Oh, these x-rays. That was an actual photograph. This is Schultz's back when it went up. I was heartbroken.

I was heartbroken. I showed up. My wife. Y'all know my wife don't like it when I'm sick or I'm hurt. She's an amazing woman she's incredible she supports me with everything i do but if i get sick or hurt she act like i act with her you know what i mean so uh she was like two hours absolutely phenomenal get me anything i needed to get yeah yeah yeah that time runs out fast two hours and one minute i asked for her to

get like some tylenol or something and i remember she was like didn't you already take it and the second she said that shit i was like oh it's gonna be a long week it's gonna be a long motherfucking week i couldn't move for the rest of the fucking week everything's ruined okay just for me i'm heartbroken i'm sad i just want to let we're setting the table okay the boys come out Resurgence of energy It's getting exciting Okay Take it away Wait what

Just take it away What the fuck You know you started this Did I start the problem What is take it away I think he thought He still used to interrupt you see it around he's like yo Andrew

I'm gonna let you finish this but let me finish this I done Kanye popcorn the whole fucking conversation you're about to

tell us the end of the story you said take it away oh that is funny no no that was it that was it that's hilarious he tried to game with Thrones he gave of the story You said take it away No no that was it That's hilarious He gave us three books and said take it away What the fuck

Can't Game of Thrones your own story Fuck y'all Finish the series We need book five It's Thursday Yo can I be honest with you Can I be honest with you I love you too I started telling you.

I love you, too. I started telling y'all about twisting my ankle and hurting my back, and I got sad. I couldn't even think about what else I wanted to tell y'all about. Nah, you really weren't sad. I really was heartbroken. I felt bad for you. You got taken away. Bro, I kept telling people about it, and I would

look over my shoulder and look at my wife looking at me stank for even talking about my ankle and back hurting bro I tried to reach for something and and I was like oh my back hurts I saw my wife giggling at me with Jamil I go I go are you laughing at me and she goes Jamil's laughing I go he could laugh we built up three decades of laughing at our pain you gotta be here for me during this period in our lives but how much longer did you play after laugh. We built up three decades of laughing at our pain. You've got to be here for me during this period in our lives. But how much longer did you play after you got injured?

Two hours. Two hours after the injury? Because I was warm and I knew that was the last time I was probably going to be able to play travel ever. That's a good point. Do you think you exacerbated the injury? Yes, Mark. My ankle still doesn't work. You said take it away. Asking interesting questions. Not with girl logic. God damn it. You said take it away. Ask him interesting questions. Not with girl logic.

God damn it. Need to get the win. Need to get the win. Did you win? We actually did win once. But it doesn't matter. We're not counting that. It was an overall net loss.

But anyway, the boys came out and we had a great time. And Dove was in Adult Disney World. He found his Brazilian girls and he was just on fucking fire. How did Dove inherit your injury? Because we had all these games set up and he also didn't play oh do you do you think that he had a reason for that maybe i don't know he said he was also injured i got injured what are you gonna say how'd you what i was it's not contagious how'd you get his he got injured he could dance every fucking night i had to hook he was out till 5 a.m 5 a.m what you a.m. What'd you get into it? Backstrokes? What the fuck? Receiving?

It just happens. We're playing a lot of paddle. It's too much. But did you have fun? You have fun out there? Phenomenal. I love it. We all do.

He's so happy still. Talk about the... Dove, your voice sounds hoarse. A little raspy. We all still have Molly in our system. Oh, yeah. They were doing so much fucking Molly. Bro, it's also funny like...

This is one thing that... He just got a little hit. He just got a little hit. He just took a... He said the word and started licking your fingers. That's Pavlovian. That was Pavlovian, bro.

That's crazy. That was Pops in Friday. You feel salt in your mouth? That was absolutely in Friday You feel salt in your mouth? That was absolutely That was absolutely crazy bro Yo I gotta say after this weekend I do have some friends with some drug problems I do man

And by friends I mean I have one friend with a real drug problem bro You know you got a friend with a drug problem When the rest of your friends are like Yo this dude's an asshole Yo let me tell you something We got one friend who's an asshole. Yo, let me tell you something. We got one friend who is an asshole. Bro. Nah, I got two friends.

Vala's one of them, but he's not the one I'm talking about. That was my first guess, man. Vala didn't mean an asshole. It wasn't Vala, but it was funny because Vala must have been on some coke or some shit because some people came up to me like, hey, we're at the MSG show, you know the show was great and and that was really so thoughtful the video at the end and vol was right next to me you know me like i want to give people credit for making this i was like yo vol i was like this is the guy who made the video right i go this is the guy that made the video vol turns around he goes the heartwarming video of your family? Yeah, yeah.

And then I was like, I was so beautiful with the baby and everything like that. He didn't say a single word. He went. They finished complimenting you? And then he just went like this. He went. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

His bottom jaw looked like a typewriter, bro. He was like... It was the mask, bro. It was scary. It was going. Oh, my God, bro. Oh, my God. Nah, but we had a fun barbecue.

Everyone came out. Great barbecue. It was fun. We had a lot of drugs at this party. You surprised us with a Frolio truck. Oh, yeah. I was all Emma. Emma did a nice job with that.

So sweet. And then we went to this fucking rich-ass party, bro. Here's the thing. The final night? The final night, we went to this rich-ass, it's like the July 4th party, whatever. We can't jump to the final, right? Oh, where were we at? The party you got kicked out 4th party, whatever. We can't jump to the final, right? Oh, where were we at? The party you got kicked out of.

Oh, yeah. I didn't mean to get kicked out. No one ever means to get kicked out. I didn't mean to get kicked out. No one means to get kicked out. I didn't mean. I walked out of the door, and I didn't know you couldn't leave out of that door. They were open.

They were open. I opened the door. And they were like, you can't leave out the door. And I'm like, well, I'm already out. You want me to go back in and close the door? And then it was a whole day. It's not a big deal. We don't got to talk about that. I think we worked it out.

I think we figured all the things out. Did you get back in or you had to get kicked out? No, no, no. It was a stalemate. It was a stalemate. But he went in the car and left. Yeah, I left. He was already leaving. Yeah, I left.

You can't fire me. Nah, we left. We left. We got to leave with the boy. Yeah. Yeah, I left. He was already leaving. Yeah, I left. You can't fire me. Nah, we left. We left. We got to leave with the boy. Yeah. We got kicked out. We got to go. You didn't do anything wrong.

I didn't do anything wrong. Yeah. And then Miles got kicked out. I'm making sure they left with you. Is that it? I'm making sure they left with you. Listen, none of us were feeling anything. Miles got kicked out right after.

Miles got kicked out for mixing girls' drinks. Yeah. This is so stupid. Don't do that. Fucking maniac this guy is. Oh, I'm nice, nice miles all my friends are gay yeah you learned some tricks from them didn't you he was grabbing random drinks and just mixing them together like he had some fucking molly or something in the drink and the girl was like what are you doing my drink and immediately get him the fuck out of here i was eavesdropping and i needed to look

busy like bar dropping am i right i was eavesdropping and i got i had to look busy. More like bar dropping, am I right? I was eavesdropping and I had to look busy. I worked there so I started cleaning up a table and I was pouring all the drinks into one drink and then they didn't like that. What? How is that better? I was eavesdropping. We were both eavesdropping.

Here's how I was eavesdropping. I was going like this. I was way closer. Here's how Miles was e drop-in. I was going like this. I was way closer. Here's how Miles was eating drop-in. He was going... Mark didn't hear anything. I was way closer. I was in the group.

I was in the fucking group. Then you don't gotta eat. He's dropping you in the fucking group. Yeah, chime in. Just drop. No, you're right there. Well, not like... I wasn't turned to them, but I was...

Just tell us your logic. When you picked up the girls', you started mixing another drink. There was 20 drinks that were half drinking, and I just started pouring them into one, looking like I was working there. I was really drunk. There we go. There we go. There we go.

Remember when I said I had a friend that got a real drug problem? Is the girl Miles' drugs? Miles did not drug any girls. Okay. We go to, we go, all right, whatever. Fine. We have a lovely dinner at this restaurant in downtown Sac Harbor. And phenomenal, great food, great night.

Amazing. And then we go to this party. Okay. And the party is this, like, very fancy, this is, like, the culminating event of the weekend. And we're getting loose, but the dance floor is kind of, I'll be honest with you, it was mid.

No one's really, like, everybody's there, but kind of, like, they're aware that they're being looked at. Go, Mark. Can I share another Miles story? Yo, Miles has some stories. Go, go, go. No disrespect, but I'll take it away.

Yeah, take it away. Take it away, Mark. Take it away, Mark. So that party was so hard to get into. It was unbelievable. I don't even know how Dove pulled it off between you two. We all got in, and it was a group of eight of us. There's a line around the block.

Cops are showing up. The street is shut down. It was kind of crazy. It was impossible to get into. Yeah. And as we're getting in, there's this girl, beautiful girl, comes up to me. She's like, hey, I need help getting in. All my friends are in there.

And this girl is a 10, a beautiful girl. And I was like, oh, yeah. Well, I'm so glad you asked. Miles is walking up right now. I was like, this is your guy. Hold on, hold on one second. Sorry, sorry, sorry. The exact same thing happens to every one of us by the way yeah because there are girls that are just so desperate to get into this party that they're literally at the gate it's like have you

ever been to like a hilton where the koi fish are at there and they don't feed them because they know that like the asians will stay there and they get excited so the koi fish when you walk by so the girls are at the fence right yeah and they're walking up hey can we come in with you and when we when we pulled up they were like oh okay you guys are here for the party blah blah blah and uh once they noticed that we were going to get in they start trying to latch on and one girl asks hey can i go with you uh I don't know what's going on. She goes, yeah, I'll just go in with you if you guys go in. She's like, I'm a girl.

I'll just go in. He goes, yeah, I don't know. He goes, can I just go in with you? He just goes, look, i don't work here okay that's one way to handle this situation okay now the other way to handle it is is you say you know what we're gonna pretend that we're married and i'm gonna walk in with you okay that's great i set a good thing up that's a model set it was a perfect setup so she goes that's a great idea and just locks arms with him and they start chit-chatting and sort of you know talking about the weekend and we're all filing in and this is how hard the door is is that a 10 a

beautiful woman from new york city can't get into a party and what world does that happen and so miles grabs her that she's on his arm and we all walk in and then as he's the last one to walk in and you are kind of like saying who can get in, da, da, da. And then you look at Miles. You go, he's good. She is. And I was like, yeah. And Charles was like, she's also good, I guess.

I don't know. I guess he works here. And then Miles and her just walked into the party. And I was like, oh, this is great. This is great. We have such good vibes. Ratio is on 10 right now. And then never saw the girl again

so you know how sheisty women are she was with her friend and left her left her friend heartbeat left a friend behind so that was crazy i think was the other girl hot too yeah i think everyone else is being a little generous but i mean she was up there for the story yeah sorry for sorry yeah she was up there the friend was nice what happened you guys have so much chemistry going into this party i got her number we talked and then come on miles you gotta know when they're using you they were using me i knew it she's like how long do i have to stay by his side Before I can go make my move

She beat him to the door They were separate By the time they got into the house Wait, what was her excuse? Did she say, oh, I gotta go, the guy's dick? Yeah, exactly But it's also funny because Does she like, owe Miles pussy?

Because they walked in together? Not at all, but they have a friendship I think you can say take advantage of Miles. I think you can say her name, and then y'all can let her know how you feel. You got to go full Taylor. No, she has fans. Oh, yeah, she got fans. She has fans.

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Let's get back to the show. So in there, we're getting it in. Dance floor. It was like a... How do you describe it, Al? I mean, I was having a good time. It was very cool. Yeah, I would be gay by the pool

talking for like three hours. Three hours. We were having some great convo's. Great convo's? There was like great convo's. Away from the party where everything was. I'll be honest. If I have Adderall in the system, I want a pot.

I'm trying to podcast, bro. I was like, fuck all this dancing shit. I need Adderall to work through me a little bit, and then we can let loose. So we were talking by the pool for a little bit. But when we got to the dance floor, we turned it into a mosh pit. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying. You bullied the DJ

and being like, what's happening? And then Mark started flashing his iPhone just to give the request. But we needed to... It was proper. We needed it. We saved the party. I mean, I don't want to say it. I don't want to say that. Say it again. But you can say it, Dub.

I don't think we saved the party. For them. For them, for sure. Gave it the crescendo it needed. You see, one section of the dance floor just jumping up and down. Shirts are coming off. The rest of the dance floor, kind of like that a little bit. But it was fun.

What song? Mr. Brightside. Oh, yeah. Nirvana. The final, yeah. Nirvana. The final three songs. Nirvana's fantastic. Listen, we don't know how to do the cool shit. I don't understand.

I don't know how to do the cool shit. If we go to the party, we either get a podcast by the pool, or we go fucking turn the fuck up on the dance floor. I'm not going to do stupid, like, I'm being looked at, everybody's watching me dance moves. We're either going for it a lot of that and having fun and it's gonna get wild and you're gonna see girls and fucking six inch heels jumping up and down mosh pit style like they all got on board too and i respect that because sometimes the girls like they want to be like too cool or whatever

and there's fucking the brazilians yeah the brazilians were fucking cool but like there's girls out there trying to get shows. You know, Leo's sitting in the fucking corner. Yeah. You know, so those girls could go, am I the one? Yeah. Or they could turn the fuck up. They was turning the fuck up.

Leo went home empty handed. Loser. You know what I'm saying? What a loser. I don't think he's ever gone home empty handed. Yeah. No, you're right. No, you're right. You're right.

I know he left with Miles, girl. That'd be the coolest thing in the world that would be unbelievably that's sick actually so i just don't look past you stop looking she was gone no we have fun it was a good it was a good time and i'm stoked that you're all there and akash i wish you were there bro i know i know thank you thank you for having us no dude come on i was putting it together that was fire awesome that's the only way uh yeah that's the only way i want to celebrate those things i think that's the thing like i don't know it's it's yeah like there you know there's that uh there's the the big party out there every year, which is the white party, which is at Michael Rubin's house.

Yeah. And I assume all these people are friends. So it makes sense that they're hanging together. But the idea of, like, not being with, if you're not friends with all those people that are already there, the idea of, not being with your friends on July 4th or on like a fun weekend when you can, when everybody's off and they're trying to party, it just seems like a little bit of a mistake in my opinion. But if that's your community, you guys hang all the time and then you get to let loose and like rip and then that seems like a go.

Did you get invited? No, no, no. I'm not cool enough to do something like that. But if I was, I wouldn't want to do that over hanging out with you guys and party it's gonna be the same music yeah it's gonna be the same alcohol there's more small talk there's more small talk and i hate the fucking small talk i can't do i had my all my all white outfit ready just in case we got ready to go not gonna lie Don't ask for a plus three. That'll get you banned from the party. You saw that clip?

Yeah, I was saying this on the thread, but the white party to me seems like dude's Met Gala. Yeah. Like, everybody gets dressed up. You get super hyped. It doesn't really mean anything, but getting an invite is like you made it. And then we're like, what watch is he wearing? Everybody's flexing with the watches.

To me, it's just the male Met Gala. Now, I'd still probably go off I got invited because I ain't shit, but we know what it is right we know what time it is you're not friends with these people you're just trying to be like i made it but i'm sure the part yeah exactly and i'm sure that feels good there's like validation yes you're like oh i'm at a level etc so i'm sure it's incredibly flattering like the met gala thing is flattering like i have zero interest to go to the fucking met gala ever yeah if i go it's because my wife made me exactly the only thing and be it's important to them so you know that's something that you have to go but the met gal is on some random monday yeah like you're not doing

nothing better than that on a monday but july 4th all your boys are gonna come out like and then you're gonna leave all your friends to go to this party? Yeah. It could be a good business opportunity, right? You meet good people. Yes. It validates the career. It is great. It does all those things. So maybe you have to look at it like that.

You have to look at it like doing a show. Sometimes you've got to perform on Christmas. Sometimes you've got to perform on New Year's. Sometimes you've got to perform on July 4th. So you could look at it like that. That's the smart way to look at it. And maybe they're looking at it like that, too. You can look at it like that.

That's a smart way to look at it. And maybe they're looking like that too. But I'm also like, if I could have 12 of my homies out east, and we could just fucking eat lobster rolls, and some of them could do lots of cocaine, and we could just laugh at each other, that's going to be so much fun. For me, going to a party when I know I have a big group at that party,

like I came with eight guys that I can go and do my... But you know you have a home base. It's nothing. Going to a party with one other dude to just... Now you feel responsible for them. If a couple of your friends are at the white party and you get invited, that's probably lit as fuck. You're here with children. You know who likes that party the most? Athletes. NFL and NBA that are off season

and they get to really let loose right now before they go back to camp and season. And also they got a bunch of their, I imagine, homies. If you're a basketball player, you've been playing with the same dude since you're 14 years old. If you're an elite basketball player. So it's not like these people are strangers. But

good times, man. Yeah, it was fire. I will say this, though. You went crazy for good times man yeah it was fire good times except for good times but I will I will say this though Ferg was fire I was too yeah Ferg

you went crazy for Ferg bar for bar for Ferg it's kind of wild I didn't even know you had that no I said Ferg is nice he's unbelievable he performed at that point he killed that shit

but yeah it was I'll tell you this though I only got two days of partying left in me now well we're total I got no no like I could party forever

no i could party for two days and then i'm like my body can't produce serotonin anymore oh like it just runs out of happiness i was in bed all day yesterday i woke up i ate back to sleep that was see i want to do that but then my wife would be looking at me crazy like you partied and now you're not hanging out with your daughter? So I'm like, all right, I'm going to be tired all day just to prove you wrong. Let's see who naps first. But I knew I showed up late because when I got back that night, my wife was pumping. Oh, yay.

So she was pumping her breasts. She was like getting the milk out in the middle of the night. And I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah. Imagine the way she's looking at you like, God damn, you're just getting in. I'm sitting here being a mom this whole time. Three in the morning, you're stumbling. You fucking idiot.

Chose the wrong gender. Anyway, so that was fun. What else we got going on, boys? Akash. Akash. Akash. So while we just had the most fun this whole weekend, Akash was on a journey for redemption. Yes, I had to. And you guys have heard the story before. You want to set it up a little?

It is my greatest bomb ever. 2012 show for just Indians, specific type of Indians called Catholic. I go in there thinking these are my people I'm going to crush. I eat the biggest dick I've ever eaten for an hour straight. Someone's literally falling asleep in the front row. Horrible setup, et cetera, et cetera. This time they asked me back. They say, we've heard that you tell this story. We want to make things right. So I'm like, okay, I'm going there and this setup needs to be great. And if it's not, I might just take my fucking check and go home. And they're like, fine. So I fly down there the morning of and the setup is fucked. I mean, they took none of the things that I asked for. I'm walking into, it's at the San Antonio Convention Center, whatever Gonzales. And I remember when I saw the address, they put me in

a hotel and I assumed the show would be at the hotel, like four or 500 people. I'm at a convention center. I'm like, that seems like a big room. And they tell me on the way up, they're like, oh, we're expecting a pretty good turnout, like maybe 500, a thousand people i'm like okay cool i walk into the room dead ass i see 3 000 chairs this room is 100 yards long it's massive this is where tony robbins or tony roberts whatever name would give a speech the motivational guy it's a fucking arena side you're doing theaters at least if you're here you would do a show there and be like all right cool i can sell this out like 3 000 that's a lot of people especially in a convention center there's like it's just flat and long yeah horrible setup there's a 20 foot gap between me and the front

row of the audience i sent andrew a picture a video i'm freaking out how big the room is so i start arguing with everything i look like the nfl draft dead ass dead ass is a massive room and if there's 500 people showing up, they're not going to all sit at the front. They're going to go sit scattered everywhere. It's going to be the worst show ever. But they told you where it was the date of? You didn't know? They said convention center, but I don't know what room it is. So I remember thinking,

I'm like, they got like a small room in the convention center? Because last time it was in a hotel. So I'm thinking, it can't be that much bigger. I don't realize I'm 40 and 12 years have passed. It's a way different thing now. And what they did, they have like 3,000 people sign up for the conference, and one of the events has everybody.

So they just have one room. They set up chairs for that event, and they're like, we're not going to change it. So I start going fucking nuts, yelling at everybody. I'm thinking about Andrew, and I'm like, what I would normally do is just be like, all right, well, I'll just make the best show I can make out of this. And then I'm like, no, fuck that. So I start arguing. They have two air walls. One can cut off like 20% of the room. That's great. I'm like, okay, cool. That's manageable. They say we can do that. There's another one that could cut off 40% of the room. Now, if we can get that closed, we're cooking. So I'm, yeah, for four hours,

I'm arguing with everybody. Close this fucking wall. Close this fucking wall. Finally, they kick it up the chain of command. They're like, all right, we're going to give in. We're going to close this wall. Don't worry about it. They move the whole night around. 20 minutes before the show, they're like, hey, we can't close that wall. So I'm like, we still are going to have like 800 extra chairs probably. Fuck, I got to try to make this work. I'm not seeing the line and this was a cool part Kev was out there and he was like man I wish I taped it when they opened the doors people fucking sprinted to get to the best seats like it was a Black Friday sale or something so then I'm feeling a little better this is a good story so it's a good story so then I get on stage and the set isn't part it's a hard show to really crush in it's still a lot of kids who haven't really seen a comedy show it's still not a great setup i don't crush by any stretch but i definitely don't bomb like i thought i would yeah it was an upgrade yeah it was a massive up where and they were so hyped to see me it was a cool fucking thing every chair pretty much is full which i was like yo they expected 500 a thousand

we got like 15 or 2000 mad people came out aunties were coming up and then after dog i got emotional like when i went back i got like mobbed like i felt like a fucking for 15 minutes i felt like this is what a bollywood star feels like mad people trying to take pictures i'm just doing selfie selfie selfie so it ended up being a fucking awesome story and i'm really glad i went but if i went to fourth of july and then i just showed up right before the show i would have eaten dick again so i ended up being a mess like i'm so thankful to shout out to joven thomas who like i was on him all the time calling calling calling and he was he was setting up the room in my heart i'm happy that you got your redemption yeah yeah i know you are but in my head yeah i know i wish

you had a worse story that is friendship right there but in my heart i am happy that is brotherhood i hope you sprain your back again. You never get to play again. I was thinking, literally, I swear to God, I told my wife this morning. That shouldn't have hurt me just saying that. I told my wife this morning, I was like, I'm going to start playing paddle just so I can play with Andrew. I know quality time means a lot to my friend. I just realized this. I haven't been doing that enough.

I'm going to learn paddle to play with him. And now I hope you break your foot and i never have to play with you again i just that's what i hope in my head my heart is saying something different i love you too bro okay so it worked out yeah dude it ended up being a fantastic experience i've seen my mom the day before it was nice but uh did she come to the show no i just flew down early trying to help them move and stuff like that but I don't ever get to see my folks anymore. Did you know a lot about this sect? I did not

before the last show. And now you've learned a bit. And now I know a little bit more, but I was asking them stuff and I was like, so here's basics I know. You guys really are only allowed to marry each other. People call you inbred. I know you're alcoholics. I know it started in Syria. And then they were like the first two

things pretty much all you need to know syria part don't even matter like so there's just a sect of catholics that everybody that knows about them looks at and it's like they're weird and they're okay with that because they're doing their own thing they're like that's fine we get it distinguishing characteristics that we would know about them no i, I can't even. I know they're from Kerala. So like we call them Malus because they speak Malayalam. So every person that's Kana'a Catholic is Malus, but not every Malus is Kana'a Catholic. They're like a section of,

for whatever reason they got, you know, converted this other way. Right. And I don't even, when I asked them what the other beliefs were, they didn't really have a good answer for me. So I don't know. Maybe they just didn't want to explain it to me

30 minutes before a show. But yeah, if you see someone who looks like you married his cousin so this is like the indian version of the curlies in brooklyn like that but christian yeah yeah yeah yeah that's how we look at them but they drink way more oh also the fun rungs yeah it sounds yeah is is it like hmm how do i say this it seems like i want to say it was just indians but there's other places where they're like really good at like community and like maintaining community yeah and is it just a western thing where that is for whatever reason less important or maybe you know what i think it is hindus are not as good as other communities because you're persecuted less oh yeah yeah yeah the hate true jewish people are very tight because they get persecuted every 100 years sick people my wife's side okay tight they get persecuted so

answer me this though if you go to england and you go to like the north there are these distinct cities that are separated by fucking 30 minute car ride yeah but culturally completely different yeah like liverpool and manchester or how far from half hour an hour an hour and a half i don't know but like hour and a half yeah they're like they think that they are colder opposites yeah somebody i took an uber from one city to the other for shows and the guy was like i never come over here i should he's like, it's an hour. So what does that, like what unites, how do you get like a tribal aspect? Is that just like thousands of years of history?

Yeah, probably. Thousands of years. And then since America, we're so young, that exists when the tribal people come here, but the people that have been here for a while just start to kind of. And probably back then when they formed the communities, you couldn't get...

There was no cars to drive an hour and a half to Liverpool. Right, so it really solidifies... Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. And then the black people here, unfortunately, are, you know, stripped from their past. Yeah, and they get persecuted a lot, so I think there's a lot of black people...

But also some of your tribes might have sucked, and now you're like, you don't have to do that. You know we're all lit. Come on, bro. No, I don't know. I mean, some tribes sold, y'all. You know we're all lit. Come on, bro. I don't know. I mean, some tribes sold, y'all. You know what I mean? They're probably not lit. Wow.

I respect the devil down. I respect the devil down. That's the only way out, really. That is an awesome form of marketing. Who is... Wipe that from the history books what what part sell the blacks selling the blacks no one wiped that you guys love to point that out every time everybody loves to just to point that out but we still can't name a dude

like we don't know who the biggest seller of black people was in shift he's leaving he's like we also don't know the biggest buyer yeah i think we do i mean you know the group but we don't know i think they had the most go yeah and they were picking the fucking cream of the crop because it was brazilian right like they didn't they didn't do much jesus christ well because they were so hot. Yeah, true. They just got the hot ones. The second they bent down to pick a cotton, they were like, what's up with that thing? My back, son.

Hold on, I pulled my back again. That's why Brazil. I'm bending down. I got to pee real quick. Okay, we take a little break. And we are back. It looks like the Aperol Spritzes have begun. We're not letting go of summer.

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I want to talk about this. You saw the Not Like Us video? Yeah. What'd y'all think about it? I mean, it's fire. Did you like it? It's a fantastic video. Yeah, it's fantastic.

I didn't like it. I thought it was a little weak. Really? I thought it was like the metaphors, it's fantastic. I didn't like it. I thought it was a little weak. Really? I thought it was like the metaphors were really overhanded. Which ones? They would like say a line and then like act out the line. It was like hide the Bible, something to watch, and it's like there's a Bible, and I'll hide it. Like it was so deliberate that I thought it took away.

Like the nice thing about showing something is that you don't also have to tell it. Yeah. And, yeah, I don't know. I just felt like there was a bunch of those moments where it was, like, very deliberate. I thought it looked beautiful. Kev said it was. It just looks fucking clean.

Like, the shipping containers, clean, white. Also, there's a lot of that underhanded type shit, like the shipping containers if you're going to say direct traffic's in women oh god okay well there's some there's a metaphor that i didn't see and maybe i'm just like a fool looking at but there's a few lines that i thought were like and the the actual line that he raps is showcase the action is showcased at the exact same time yeah and i thought that that was just a little some of the stuff i've for how elegant he is when it comes to like his metaphors and how artistic he is with his rapping i thought it was quite pedestrian yeah like an old school eminem video

yeah where it's just like every little part yeah it's like uh pam anderson is here and then pam anderson pops up like yeah yeah i guess the reason why i was a little uh underwhelmed was because the concert and i thought this was just going to be another one of those where he's breaking all of la out and you were just going to see so much of la but a lot of it was he brought every human in compton out it just what it didn't feel like a celebration. It felt like it's about me, and then I'll flash to moments of where I show everyone else, but on stage, that one big moment, I thought it was going to be more of that.

Oh, I thought this was a whole showcase of Compton and West Coast shit. Yeah, he did. He definitely did. In everything, there's a West Coast touch. So some of this stuff, I don't know what's true and what's not. Some of this stuff that's supposed to be more subtle. Some of it I for sure believe, like the guy who's wearing the wife beater and the overalls that Kendrick gives vibe to, he's dressed like the Metro, I think, and the like that, like when him and Future have the album cover.

It's like almost the exact same outfit. There's some people who say the gray suit he wears in front of the shipping container looks very similar to the one R kelly wears in his interview and he's like y'all killing me with this shit i don't know if that's real or not no it's not he does that would be weird well i think he's again if he's doing it alluding to trafficking uh him and his wife dancing like it was oh that was fire awesome that was fire like that's like an like an allusion to family matters i think where like he it's like 80s sitcom vibes and it's like oh you want to talk olds, I think. It's like 80s sitcom vibes. It's like, oh, you want to talk old sitcom. But if you're going to say this stuff about my wife,

having her in the video with a wife beater is also a very funny touch. Oh, okay. That's good. I don't know if that's a seawalk or fucking whatever L.A. dance that is. Yeah, she was killing it. She's killing it. Yeah, she's a good dancer. And I think that was a direct fuck you to people who are going to be like i think he's responding to me being like it's not about drake being white

it's about being in touch with the culture and y'all are saying my wife is mixed race whatever i don't care about the race it's the cultural aspect my wife is in touch culturally i i trip walks on the hopscotch thing during the a minor line yeah yeah i don't need to tell him to trip walk either and i don't know if they i don't know if she's hoover stomping or crip walking or whatever but she's doing some la shit in that dance and i think it's like it's not about the race it's about the culture she's a part of the culture you're not and releasing it on independence day apparently who do we get freedom from the colonizers on independence day which i thought was fire too yeah no yeah it's directed by dave free oh that's his boy yeah and at the end they made that a big

thing directed by kendrick and dave free it was like the first thing that pops up yeah after drake was saying that's like the baby mama yeah the baby daddy yeah yeah i don't know i just saw it and i was like i thought it was fine and i and i was ready for it to be majestic you more you wanted more artistry or like the subtle stuff that we know kinder to do yeah it could like it it was almost like uh hey uh look i have a good relationship with my wife and family i think you gotta be overhand heavy-handed with that i don't know if you have to because because I think in a way, like, showing that means that you feel you have to address it. Yeah, again, I— You know what I mean? It's like—

But when you're doing the victory lap, it's, I don't mind him addressing it now. Fair enough. If he did it immediately— Because Drake was trying to address it during, and that's actually what hurt him. That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. If it was like, if somebody says, you're gay, and you're like, I get so much pussy, it's corny. But if you win the battle,

and then you show off all the things you got, okay, I have to look at it through that perspective. You got the Rosen in the video? That was also... That was a big move, and I'm curious how Toronto will feel about that. Because Toronto... Again, this is something we talked about with Ack.

Everybody turning on Drake can't just be everybody being a Fairweather fan. It can't just be that. You know what I mean? If you've got no allies left, it can't be that everybody sucks and you're good. I will say this. If there's one thing this weekend told me is that uh drake is going to be just fine i'm sure just fine is it every time the drake song comes on everybody's saying every single word like it's still so much fun to dance the guy's got a catalog that's so

fucking deep it's untouchable like he's gonna be just fine like in that aspect of things yes but imagine being at the michael rubin white party and people are taking their phones out watching kendrick's video that just dropped oh that was that was actually happening yeah that's that he's there that's why he looks so sad that's why he looks a little sad in the pictures yeah yeah imagine it's also stressful like knowing like if you invite invite Drake to any party, you have to tell the DJ he can't play this song, even though it's the song of the summer.

It's almost, yeah, it's, like, annoying, I guess, having Drake there in that regard. But I think that this goes away. Like, the biggest rap diss I ever remember was Ether, right? Nas absolutely lobotomized Jay-Z with Ether. Jay-Z is... He was fine. Jay-Z is fine. He's fine. Now, granted, the things

Nas was saying were less sticky. Yeah, they were very surface level. You're gay, whatever, like that. Calling someone a pedophile, that trend has seemed to kind of lock in. People are just thinking this of Drake. Even though they know it's not real, it's real enough to where it kind of sticks.

To what you're saying, it's like the Clinton body count. Is Hillary and Bill, if we're actually being serious, are Hillary and Bill having a conversation like, yo, murder that person, and then, like, are they the ones having a conversation like, yo, murder that person? Are they the ones that are shot calling? And then there's this big mafia family. I doubt it. Are they involved with people that maybe if these individuals release this information, it would affect more than Bill and Hillary?

And then maybe they ended up murdering somebody? Possible. I don't know. Again, I don't know. But it is just accepted that Bill and Hillary got a list of bodies and they're out there murking motherfuckers.

It's accepted, but anytime you see Bill or Hillary, nobody's walking up and be like, you killed people. They're like, oh my god, Bill, let me get a picture. So I wonder if this is just going to be a narrative that's accepted and goes along with Drake, but when the music comes on, the music is great. I think Drake, the pop star, is fine. Drake, the

pop star, is going to be okay. People are going to sing along. Drake, the greatest rapper ever, that took a hit. Oh. And I would say the verse that hurt, the accusation that hurt the most, like the pedophile stuff, most people are be like that's so ridiculous it's so out there i just can't bring myself to believe it what i think will hurt him the most is the atlanta verse the colonizer verse i think is the one that sticks to him the most because jay-z nobody ever was like

it's a good point you didn't grow up in bed style you're not a part of the culture you didn't sell drugs nobody questioned jay-Z's authenticity ever. Drake already had that. And now it's not only are you not authentic, you actually just used us to get ahead. Where the narrative used to be, Drake puts everyone on. Now it's turned to Drake is using you to qualify himself so that we don't see him as a Jewish kid from Canada. And that was a big flip. That is a big, big flip. The biggest flip in this whole thing.

Yeah, that's a great point. The pedophile one is the, I mean, for lack of a better word, the most hilarious. It's the most salacious. It's the easiest one to pick on. It's the easiest one to poke at. But the actual damage could be done relationship wise but at the same time if you're a young and up-and-coming rapper and drake wants to give you a feature you're not saying no like who could say no you're not but the people might look at it there's a video of anthony

edwards who's i think from atlanta and he's like the coolest basketball player to americans right now rapping that third verse word for word to his homie, holding the phone, like, check this out. This is what he's saying. You run to Atlanta with like, that perception is there now. That's a good ass point. I think you said, or you repeated something that Ack said, but the Drake stimulus package is over.

Yeah. Like if Ack, his biggest fan is saying that, that's telling. I think he's going to be fine, bro. I know it sounds crazy, but I think this song will obviously run through summer. By the end of summer, it's fine. And then it just goes back into the songs that you've heard before.

You're a DJ. You've got to play 200 songs in a night. You're really not going to play Drake. You're really not going to play Drake. You're going to play Drake. this is hyperbolic but again i don't this is hyperbolic but do we look at him in the same general galaxy as a nelly where it's like yeah you're i'm gonna dance to your shit it's gonna be play at a club but i'm not looking at nelly as like a goat rapper no i think we look at him as and if you we don't know what you wrote and what you didn't i don't even think people are caring about that that much because maybe i care about them because we're comics and it's like such a thing yeah but like i think i think that's been out

there and i don't think we care more about that now because of this like i think that's peaks yeah but i do think your point about the i'm just using these people for a cool stamp of approval whereas we used to look at it as the biggest rapper in the world is cosigning like that's a great fucking point yeah and did they cut off a channel for him yeah and a channel that was really helpful and he has a bunch of other channels yeah he'll be fine with those other channels but that channel that was a big one and that's really necessary for someone in rap the streets gotta co-sign you and he had that yeah yeah it's an interesting i don't know but i think like i'm trying to find an equal example of someone else in music that went through something like this but the music still prevails

like it's hard to say where the music still prevails because like michael 50 job i mean michael had the worst he literally had that shit like that kid's coming out stronger that i mean mike mike slaps no matter what that's true and mike ain't right his shit pop artist there's a different expectation frank snotcher didn't write his shit i get it 100 but i think as time goes on you remember how those drake songs made you feel and they encapsulate a certain time in the same way food does like pumpkin pie is christmas and thanksgiving it reminds you of being a kid and it's thanksgiving and your grandma's there whatever these things happen i think the same

thing happens with music it just gets like intertwined with your life and how you felt in these certain times i'm sure that's why taylor swift is so huge she just fucking makes it happen and the more frivolous music sometimes it succeeds and sometimes it just goes away uh and i think drake has got those songs where you're just like, oh, this is how I feel. And I'm fucking rapping this shit. Yeah, I don't think anything hurts his back catalog. It's just what happens moving forward. Okay, fair, fair.

What about his standing as, when you're talking about greatest rappers ever, where does he fall now? I should say the generational. If anything, he's never going to be higher than number two. But like, isn't that i agree i agree but like only within your i feel like that's within your generation you know it's the same thing with like basketball like these kids that grew up with lebron like they only think lebron is the greatest they literally do not think michael is and why would they they never saw michael do what we saw him do and i think the same thing exists with music where it's just like this generation might go all right kendrick was number one and drake's number two and that's how

they might remember it and that's totally fine but the next generation is already on someone else and they're like yeah kendrick ain't number one and neither is drake this guy is number one i don't know who the new you'll put that guy then kend, then Drake. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. And then after another generation goes, you're not even talking about Kendrick and Drake. So I think it's just, you become,

you wear the belt within your generation, and then you just have to accept, like, it's going to move on. None of these young kids considered Jay-Z to be the greatest rapper alive. Yeah. Our generation, there are very few people

that don't think that he was wearing the belt and he was number one. So it's's a it's a kind of silly endeavor to chase for your life because it will never exist yeah it's like being the greatest empire of all time oh was rome the greatest but i don't fucking know like it seems like america is louis said a thing when he came on this pod he was like the top of the mountain is not a place you're supposed to stay yeah it's a place you go visit and then you get the fuck down yeah he would say he'd probably try to stay up there too long but you go up there you're like hey i got here now let's get back down you're not setting up a home it's not your choice yeah get comfortable with that idea because you're

not people you'll be there temporarily if you got there that's it that's all you can do and then some people can go twice some people may even be able to go three times. There are different people that have these different stages in their career where like, they kill it. Things are okay. They have this resurgence. That happens sometimes. It rarely happens, but sometimes happens. But whether this generation, like, I think that maybe we remember this and we go, okay, yeah, it was Kendrick. Herick he was he was the best but i don't think that we'll listen to kendrick's music more now because of that oh you know you know like yeah short term we will but you guys make a good point moving forward what is the step forward i think you got to take the summer off bro like just things got more products coming yeah he does not i think he's doing like a act just tweeted something about

he's got some more heat on the way oh wow uh yeah dude well here's what i'll also say after the push thing i remember we we were we had just started flagrant i came on as a guy who didn't like drake and i was like you know what i know drake this is gonna last like a month and he's gonna be fine it but it's cool to see him take an l because he had never taken an l i don't feel the same certainty that everything will be the exact same, if not better, very quickly. I don't know if it's ever going to be quite the same. He'll still be great.

Drake is a pop star. He's going to make money. He makes fucking great music. Even me, as somebody who says I hate him, I never would deny that. But I do think, largely, the thing that he might have wanted, which is GOAT status,

that might be out of reach now we might look at that and be like nah you're one and two in battles the other guy that we had you compared to actually there's two guys we had you compared to and one of them made one quit before it even started and then he made us look at you differently forever it is an interesting like it's a you can look at it from both directions you can look at it as a great lesson for if you're following drake's side a great lesson which is like chase your art and create the projects you want to create but creating for approval if you will like creating just to have the top spot will often put you in a place that is inauthentic and that might cause you, it costs you everything. Yeah.

And then you can look at the exact same thing from Kendrick's side and you can go, Oh, he said, I want the spot. And he took it. And he re all the, all the rewards for it. It is a gamble. It's a huge fucking game. They could have subbed each other for the next 10 fucking years. And it would have just been left up to the fans to decide and they went at it and they had a boxing match and now it's not left up to the fans yeah now it's left up to the history books i do wonder if i'm projecting some of my own feelings on kendrick i think i like you know i think about my indian american culture what it is a lot i think kendrick feels that way about hip-hop culture black culture and he wants it to go a

certain way and I think he I think he didn't like the direction it was going with Drake at the helm and he was like we're ending that now it's not even about this spot it's about taking my culture in a direction I want to take it into yeah yeah so it looks like he's got a dance album or a dance project coming up like at least just like house music edm music with uh kind of music with who kind of music it's who he did the honestly never mind yeah honestly never mind with with kind music kind of music which is not music k-e-i-n-e-m-U-S-I-K. Is that different than kind music? Well, it looks like the same word, but kind of means not in German. Is that the same person that people were going to see Friday night in Brooklyn?

Correct. So they did, you know that Drake video where you see him like at the club in like the south of France or somewhere? No. With like Rampa and me and you, Adam Port. Is that one of his considered classic albums, honestly? Never mind. No, but it was cool that he does something like that. And he did it with like Gordo.

It goes global, though. Yeah. He saw that this is what people are fucking with, and he did it. I like Drake. I truly didn't know. No, no. Because I know he's got classics. People say he's got multiple classics.

I didn't know that was one of them. I'm surprised he's going that route. Because people didn't know that was one of them. I'm surprised he's going that route because people didn't like it. But isn't that the, isn't, let's make the argument for why he would do it. If I do my rappity rap shit, all people are going to do is compare it to Kendrick right now. Okay. If I go in a different genre and I go to some other black music, they're going to call me the colonizer. They're going to say that I'm Li Chang

or using these people for approval. Okay. True. If I go completely different direction, i.e. dance music or house music or whatever, I'm immediately the coolest person in dance music. Like there's no one in dance music that is cooler than Drake.

Okay. I mean, except for David Guetta. Shout out to his family. But he's immediately the coolest, right? Yeah. So let me go to the place where I'm most celebrated, not where I'm tolerated, maybe get some hits going, maybe win over the summer on some dance tracks.

Now we're talking about that, and especially we're talking about amongst a group of people that don't really care as much about rap beef. If you're out in Mykonos partying, and you're some European motherfucker that don't even understand half the words that Kendrick said. You're just saying the N-word to speed or whatever. Exactly. Shout out Poland, bro. If you're doing that, he might be able to get some buzz, create still music, be cool amongst a group of people that don't really care as much about this beef. This channel's wide open.

Like, to your point, this channel is fine. And then if it works... And if the last project was subpar, it could only go up. From here... And if it works, you at least maintain your buzz. You don't win this battle, but you maintain your buzz and you got people talking, you got people dancing and they're connecting the times they're going to have this summer

where they're going to be mollied out. They're going to be coked out. They're going to be partying and listen to Drake and all those good vibes that you're feeling while you listen to stuff. It's hard not to connect those two things. And now we go into the fall, and yeah, we remember that fucking rough patch

and all this weird shit. Also, you're doing songs in countries where the age limit is like 16. Dude, they don't even know what a minor is. So they're not even making sense. What is a minor? What is a minor? I don't understand what's a minor.

Why 16 is a problem? The pretty girl's woman's 16 years old. So it's kind of the perfect... This is so overblown. This is blown out to proportions. He might have solved this problem perfectly.

He might have did. But the shit gotta go. He need a couple bops off of this one I think he'd get a couple do you want to hear? I think this is a lead, I haven't heard it yet this is an unfair this is an unfair listen this is an unfair listen

why, because it's Red Night in My Molly that's still in my head? that is the thing about this music and I'm sure people who like you listen to it you can hear the difference all this shit

sounds the same well that right there it's that build up and then the beat drops but now like it's Afrobeats and now they're mixing

these DJs mixing all of these Ethiopian or all Afrobeats don't sound the same I'm a piano I'm a piano that wasn't Afrobeats that wasn't Amapé or like South African music like all of these Ethiopian or... All Afrobeats don't sound the same. I'm a piano. That wasn't Afrobeats. That wasn't Amapia.

Or like South African music. Like all of that. I hear you, but that shit is like... It's kind of dope. I don't get how a DJ creates buzz doing that. Welcome to being old, Doug. Welcome to being fucking old. It's a different style of music.

That's like white people back in the day going, yo, all rap sounds the same. Yes, literally. This is what white people said about rap. Welcome, dog. Welcome. What, do they just rap about guns and killing each other? Damn, bro, you go to the Hamptons one weekend.

Come back like this. So I think it could be strategically, I think it's a smart move. I think you get away from the rappity rap shit right now. Because even if you are doing rap and you're trying to talk, what are you going to rap about when you're rapping on the rappity rap shit? I'm the best. I'm the nicest. I get all the bitches.

I got all the money. And every reaction to that is going to be like, you second nicest. Yeah. You second nicest. You know, yeah, maybe you get the bitches, but maybe Future gets more bitches. They might be young. of that is going to be like, you second nicest. Yeah. You second nicest. Yeah, maybe you get the bitches, but maybe future gets more bitches. They might be young. They might be your homies, bitches.

We want to hear about love. We want to hear about embracing. We want to hear about sunshine. We want to hear about sandy beaches. Yeah. I think it's a smart move. I'm curious if it was even a move or if it was just something in the pipeline

that he has to go through with. It had to be. I wonder if he did this four or five months ago. I would think Pivot. He's not a dumb guy. I think this is a Pivot. He's an incredibly savvy person. But what's he going to do this whole time?

He's going to be cooking up an album? I don't know when this was recorded. That's the thing. What I'm saying is I think you're right. They've been working on this for a minute. Maybe they bumped it up, but you'd think you would want to hear it for summer. Yeah. But him just cooking up a whole album with this kind of music guy

immediately during the beat just seems... And I don't know if it's a whole album or if it's just a specific song or a couple songs or something. I don't think that shit takes that long to make. Nah, you might be right. These motherfuckers be putting together songs on the spot and them shit sound fire. Not like us two months ago.

So he's had time. He's had at least eight weeks to just cook shit up. You let that shit run for the summer. You're not gonna beat that. When that shit comes on, it is a vibe. It's over. That shit is a vibe. They got the remixes coming still probably. Yo, also here's a thing that we need to discuss

a little bit. If you're a DJ, I don't need you having no fucking loyalty to a record label or none. You won't fuck the night up with that shit. If you're a DJ, you're a neutral party. Switzerland.

Exactly. You got a loyalty to the audience. You have a loyalty to us, yes. If you're a DJ associated with one label and you're only playing their shit at the party, it gets a little exhausting. We need you to be able to diversify. You got to play shit from the ops. You got to play shit from the people you're

with. If that label hired them and they know where their biggest checks is coming to, hey, you do what you gotta do. Don't fuck up your bag. Yo, party planners, stop hiring DJs that have loyalty to just one record label because it's gonna make

the party worse. Objectively worse. DJ Mustard, he might be the best producer in the world right now. I wouldn't want to go to a party because he might be like, man, I can't play no fucking East Coast music or Drake or nothing. We're going to West Coast the whole three hours. It's going to be a whole, yeah.

Otherwise, I'm going to look like a sellout. Are people going to make videos of me playing a Drake song? I don't want you to have to think about it. I want you unencumbered with these thoughts. The only person who could do it is Metro Boomin, the most talented musician on the planet. He's the only person that could play just his hits, and it will be worth it, in my opinion. He's got bangers. Yeah, you're not wrong have you heard andrew schultz go yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no do you do what i'm saying about the yeah of course i hate what you say you can't have loyalty as a d. I need you to be loyal to us and what we want to do. The vibe. You're loyal to the vibe. We were at one party this weekend, and it was just one fucking label they're playing the whole time. It wasn't even like a Drake... Kendrick.

Kendrick Beef. It wasn't even that. It had nothing to even do with it. But it was so obvious that it was just one label that they're playing, and it was... You felt it, right? Yeah. I'm looking around, I'm going, what the fuck is going on? And Al said to me, he was like, nah, he got to play this.

Look, he's part of them or something like that. And the next song, same three fucking artists. It's like when a comic has a political agenda. It's like, oh, I know where you're going. Every joke is liberal. Every joke is conservative. You're like, fucking eye roll. Yeah.

Yeah, we should DJ. They should put us in charge. We was trying, bro. We did. We was trying. You closed out the party. I didn't do it. I didn't.

I was showing the songs to y'all. He was getting tight, bro. I was showing the songs to y'all. I suggested one. He was like, I played that one already, but I'll play it again. That shit is disrespectful, though. I do feel bad doing that. But I feel worse listening

to the same fucking songs on there so i had to step in there yeah it was for the sake of the party yeah and the music was too loud too so loud so i put my earplugs in oh god i was bugging out dude you can't i don't want to have a hearing damage just because i'm standing near a speaker did you really put your earplugs in yeah Yeah. So gay. He took napkins. He took napkins and then he shoves them in his ears. He is right. I mean, my ears are ringing for hours when I go home. Your ears are still ringing, bro.

It's like that. That was just that Brazilian girl screaming, no. You suck. Well, imagine you had earplugs, right? It would have been better. Earplugs will deny a building. Your honor, I have napkins deep in my canal. Okay, listen.

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