Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Strictly 4 My N.I.L.L.A.Z
Episode Date: May 31, 2019This week on Patreon, Andrew, Akaash, and Kaz discuss: KD not playing in the finals, Andrew and his Nillas, NCAA vs G League, is Steph or Drake more evil, and much more!!! INDULGE!!! Full Episode...: www.Patreon.com/Flagrant2
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I got Warriors in five
Warriors take game one
Raptors take game two
Warriors take both at home
Win it in Toronto
Draymond Green's your MVP
Was Toronto outside of the hotel all night last night?
We haven't seen that story yet, have we?
Listen, if anybody
Toronto, y'all fucking up if you're not doing that
Listen
Every day
The Warriors are fucking up If they're not in some fucking high-rise hotel.
They're not in some like six-story hotel.
Bro, get in the motherfucking lobby.
Do whatever you got to do.
Yo, real talk.
Rent rooms on every floor.
And just have parties in one room on every floor.
My gosh.
Drake is going to make like a back-to-back song for the Warriors and just play it
above them.
That's the only thing
I'm looking forward to.
He did that with Meek,
right?
Hell yeah.
He made back-to-back
and then he blasted it
in the hotel.
He said it on Summer 16.
I forgot the actual lyric,
but he said,
we looked at this record
drop overnight.
We was sitting right
below me, nigga.
Played it again and again.
He should do that
blasted in the hotel.
That would be a move. Hey, bro. I fucking hate Drake right now, but that would be a move hey bro i fucking hate
drake right now but let me tell you man it's two o'clock it's 2 p.m there's still no there's still
no drake record that drop i thought you said it was planned i thought you said we were dumb and
he's playing i know i still dislike it like i he's playing you guys and people falling for it so
that's why i don't like it well here's my thing He ain't even trying to be corny, though. He's trying to be corny.
That's what I'm telling you.
Him and Steph,
he is,
he is a rap Steph Curry.
That's what's interesting
about this series to me.
Nah, you guys are bugging.
You don't know Drake.
They're both,
Drake is a stone cold killer.
So is Steph, fam.
Nah.
In the guise of a light skin,
fucking,
cornball,
half VN word
chest fucking
Nah.
Huh?
Steph is really soft.
I don't know who
Rappler J probably is.
You think Steph is soft?
Like, he's not.
He's not.
You think Steph is soft?
Not like that serial killer mentality.
Listen, the greatest trick
the greatest trick
light-skinned people
ever pulled on y'all
was thinking
Steph Curry was soft.
Like, Steph Curry
is a stoned
cold evil fucking killer who's more evil steph or drake steph by far get the fuck stuff by far
i think drake has got people stuff we'll see y'all i'm sure he's had people i heard a story i gotta
give it up to drake i heard this story one time he's talking to like like this we're talking at
a club and then this girl literally comes
in between
Drake and the other person
and gets in Drake's face
like
starts jawing at him
and then if the girl
like right this close
where the mic is
and the girl's right here
and Drake's right here
he just looks away
for a second
and then he does this
and then a bouncer comes
and grips the girl
out of nowhere
and then just drags her off
which is
gee shit
I'm not gonna front
Steph ain't doing that Steph doing that shit Steph is gonna take a picture with her and shit from nowhere and then just drags her off. See? Which is, gee shit, I'm not gonna front.
Steph ain't doing that,
son. Listen,
but I'm telling you.
Steph doing that shit on you,
Steph is gonna take a picture
with her and shit.
Steph cheating on his girl.
Everybody thinks he not.
I mean,
come on.
Steph wild,
dog.
How dang is it?
Cheating on your girl
is like,
we're seeing.
They're both bitches
in the same way.
If Steph stole a song
from Diddy
and Diddy punched Steph,
he'd go to the hospital.
Same shit.
They're the same fucking person.
We're discussing
who's more evil, Steph Curry or Drake. I said Steph Curry's more evil Same shit. They're the same fucking person. We're discussing who's more evil,
Steph Curry or Drake.
I said Steph Curry's more evil.
I said they're the same person,
just different industries.
In similar ways.
Why is Steph more evil?
Because Alex had a thing
that he called Steph Curry soft.
I'm like, yo,
the greatest trick light-skinned people ever pulled
was thinking Steph Curry was soft.
Steph Curry's an evil motherfucker, bro.
You know who's the lightest of light-skinned?
Who?
The Vanillas.
The VN words, as we call them.
We're the light skins of light skins.
Well, they're both half.
That's what I said.
Half of them makes a whole...
I'm talking about who's the most evil.
No.
Oh, that's a good point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good point.
The Vanilla...
The VN words are the most evil of the two.
Okay, so...
All right, so you think that Steph is the most...
I think Steph is more evil, bro.
Steph is... Well, I'm sure
Drake's happy. I'm going to be honest. I think neither of them
are evil. I'm dead ass. I really
don't. See, that's what pissed me off about Drake.
Motherfuckers fall for that bullshit.
How is he evil? Why?
Because he's light-skinned. He's evil, legit
like a sorority girl is evil. Because he's light-skinned
biased, bro. I'm going to
play your song in the room above your hotel.
Drake ain't fighting nobody.
Son, he got goons.
The one fight
that I heard about Drake
is that Diddy sent him
to the hospital
for one punch.
Drake got a million.
Drake has absolutely,
I can 100% confirm,
Drake has had people touched.
Oh, no, for sure.
That's for sure.
And has Steph had anybody touched?
Wait a minute,
who do you have touched?
Huh?
Drop some hot shit on the Patreon.
I almost jumped over that.
I don't know, bro.
You can't talk about that?
Nah.
Let me tell you something.
Let me talk about one thing.
I want to bring up one question.
There's a lot of rappers out there we haven't heard from since they've said things about Drake.
Are you willing to talk about it?
It's the Patreon.
Who keeps it tighter than the patrons?
I can confirm.
Keep it tight, patrons.
Y'all know.
All right.
Yo, what's up?
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