Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Belle of the (White Power) Ball
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The unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is a white supremacist?
Yeah.
Can you guys break this down?
Yeah. All right, so here's my understanding.
There was a ball called the Veiled Prophet Ball.
It's been in St. Louis for, I don't know, decades, maybe centuries.
It's been going on.
And it started as a white supremacist thing.
I think their motto was...
Everything?
Yeah, well, their motto was overtly...
The purpose was...
America started that way?
Overtly, the purpose was written
to maintain the power structure.
That's like...
Everything is right.
But if you put that shit in writing,
it's like, nah, this is what time it is.
We want to maintain rich white supremacy,
essentially, back in the day.
Now, in 1979, I think it was, they were like, we need to shed this image.
They started allowing black people, which they didn't do before.
They changed the name to something else.
I forget what it was called.
Do you remember what it was called after?
No.
Whatever.
They changed the name.
And then in 1999, this girl who was from the office, what's her name?
Ellie Kemper.
She's talking to Donna.
Kimmy Schmidt.
Kimmy Schmidt.
Kimmy Schmidt goes in 1999
and she becomes the
princess or queen of the ball
or whatever.
So 20 years after
all these changes
have been implemented
she becomes the queen of the ball
and now Twitter is coming for her
because this thing used to be racist.
So it's like The Bachelor again.
Yes.
It's exactly
exactly what I thought.
Now she's supposed to be aware
of the history of this place
before she goes and becomes a queen of the ball.
But if they recognize how shitty their past was,
they said, we need to shed this image.
We have a cool tradition,
but we want to remove all the racism from it,
which is essentially what every country has done.
I mean, we're all guilty of some form of hatred or bigotry,
and we've tried to shed it to the best of our ability.
I don't see why this makes her a
fucking kkk member all right if you visit germany are you a nazi sympathizer yep because they had a
really fucking horrible history 70 years ago and then did everything they could to shed it so do
you forgive them or do you cancel germany can i ask you a question if you buy a volkswagen are you
if you buy a hugo boss are you. Volkswagen is Swedish.
No Volkswagen is people's car.
Volkswagen.
Literally
literally the people
the Nazis car. Hugo Boss
made the suits for the Nazis.
That's why them shits were lit.
The lines were good.
Doug can you back me up on it?
Those SS uniforms?
They were original. Logo design. The lines were good Doug can you back me up on it Those SS uniforms Quite fitting
They were original
Kind of
Yo he probably did
The logo design
You know what I mean
Like lightning
He did it yo
Pretty fire
So it's like
Don't say that Doug
Fire bro
You can think of another adjective
To describe it
Fire
No it's just baked into the language
Why are you gassing them up like that
That's foul
Come on bro
Don't worry about it bro
Just take a shower.
Everything will be all right.
Wash it off.
Okay.
But point is, you got this situation where the past is obviously horrendous, but you
recognize how horrendous it is, and you try to remove yourself from that past.
Go.
The question is, did they try to remove themselves from the past?
I don't know enough about the organization, but it could be one of those things where
they're like, apparently, according to the article they banned uh black people and jews sorry though
but we don't know if when they let them in if it was like oh we don't want to get sued for
discrimination so they're allowed to be 79 i don't think so i mean i think it's safe to say in 79
there was still a lot of racism that existed that we weren't like oh let's let's make this
litigious clubs right now that don't have jews blacks. And now. So that's not illegal.
They have it.
They're like, we accept everyone.
But you have to submit an application.
And if you're black, then you can't get in.
Yeah, but this is 42 years after they did it.
Like, 42 years later, we still have that shit.
If you told me in the 90s they started letting in black people and they have like a couple,
I get it.
In 1979, you'd have to be very forward thinking to be like, oh, you know what?
This could be a PR hit down the road in the year 2000.
No, they're going to get sued
if some Jewish person tried to get in in 79.
Okay, I can see a Jewish person suing.
That's what he's saying.
I hear what he's saying. He's saying it's like,
yo, we're going to remove the
limitation, right, or the
restriction, but that doesn't mean we're
actually going to have them be part of it.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
So I'm just clarifying to him.
We have to see if they've actually started practicing that.
Again, we don't know enough about the club,
but I think the greater conversation here is every industry that has existed for more than 75 years
has probably been tied to some form of racism, bigotry, or sexism. Don't support anyone in Hollywood
because Hollywood had ties to racism.
They used to do blackface. How dare you?
I mean, if you go to Disney World,
you know what I mean? Oh my God, Doug. You're supporting
an anti-Semite, right?
It's not the happiest place on Earth for everybody.
Yeah, exactly. So anybody
that takes part in
any legacy brand
is, I guess you could say, supporting hatred to a certain
extent, right? So I guess at a certain point in time, we just need to go, hey, they've stopped
that. They've tried to correct it. And we just need to see if they've done the due diligence
to stop and correct. This situation might be one of those where they haven't. They've done it on
paper, but in practice, maybe they haven't. They done it on paper but in practice maybe they haven't
they kind of want to keep it as like a lights only club they're just saying we accept everybody but i
guess they just don't want to be part of it so that's the situation we're in right now so is
there any proof to show that they have started accepting other members besides just lights i
don't know i'm looking it up to see if they have black members but it's also so small and it's like
kind of secretive so it's difficult to see right because they also do like a strange like ritual thing which i think is adding to people's
like paranoia oh it's like the veiled prophet so like you have to wear like this makes it worse
according to the article you have to wear like a white gown and a white veil so that's like
compounding it but again it's like the kkk stuff is racist but like that uniform was used by like
different religious like sex and things in the past yeah if you go to like uh in spain it's
really popular exactly and that's where they adopted it from so it's like wearing a veil
that's white isn't necessarily racist but it is racist if you're in the kkk blah blah nuance
right right right right i also think it's putting a lot on her at whatever age she was, probably 17, 18.
That's the other thing.
To be aware of this thing that is 20 years.
Like 20 years ago, they changed laws.
At 17, 18, I got to police it and be like, well, hold on.
Before I attend, have you guys really changed?
Yeah, she was 19 years old.
She's a child.
She's from a rich, like the richest family in Missouri.
And that is.
From a line.
Like that's who's probably involved in this shit.
One thing I kind of enjoy about this is watching liberals
be like, oh, this show that we love,
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, this actress
that is the star of this show,
everybody you celebrate, white liberals,
is a rich, white, privileged,
incredibly privileged person. Probably went
to an Ivy League school. She went to Princeton.
The writers of The Office, as far as I know,
went to Dartmouth and shit like that.
The people you celebrate are the most privileged,
no-experience-of-minorities people you've ever met in your life.
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sure missouri didn't even have cotton they were razors for no reason which sucks that's the most
like i think there's a couple states that didn't even have cotton i'm not saying cotton justified
it right but like if you didn't even have if you had just had slaves to like get you lemonade son that's crazy that's mad lazy
that's lazy as hell like that like that is next level having them drive the riverboat no full
well black people can't swim what kind of shit is that that's dangerous dog no life jackets back
then so we need to look into the states that didn't even have like farming shit, bro.
That's wild.
They didn't have like crazy farming and you still wanted slaves.
You fought for slaves.
You're like, yo, we need to go to war for our slaves so they can make the bed before we get in it.
Unbelievable.
That's nuts.
Unbelievable.
Yo.
Get a maid, bro.
What states ain't have cotton?
We need to go to war again.
I'm not saying, I'm saying it's fucked up. If you did have have cotton? We need to go war again. I'm not saying
it's fucked up. If you did have cotton, it's super
fucked up as well. Don't get me wrong.
Fuck, but
it's that much more fucked up if you didn't
even have the cotton. Son, slavery to just
dust down the dining table, bro?
What the hell's
wrong with these people in Missouri?
What's wrong with these people in
Missouri?
Yo, come on.
That's wild, dog.
That's wild.
And they're like, yo, we can't have no more slaves.
You got to start paying them.
And they're like, no.
I'll risk my kids' lives so I don't ever
have to light a candle before lunch.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
Yo, you think I'm going to set my own silverware?
Fuck that.
What the fuck
do I look like?
Nah, bro.
That's the other thing.
There was no minimum wage.
You could pay them anything.
You could pay workers
whatever.
Oh my God.
Son, that is next level, bro.
And I know it seems like
we're making an argument
for the cotton states.
We're not.
We're not.
At all.
Because that's also wrong.
We're just showing,
like, if the cotton people are lazy because they don't want to be in the field if they're zero out of ten in
terms of morality no no fuck morality it's all bad yeah let's just do it on a lazy scale yeah
right because we got out right here just saved our cautious life yeah i saved his fucking life
i said zero and i was gonna say they're negative so that's fair enough but let's go lazy right
if you lazy as fuck for not want to pick your own goddamn cotton, right?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You lazy as hell.
But if you don't even want to clean off your horse and buggies, bro.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Why do you need a clean horse and buggy?
You don't even need a clean horse and buggy, bro.
What?
You know that there were certain days where they were probably like.
It's like a car wash.
We don't even got some shit for them to do.
It was probably
days where like, man, we ain't even getting our
money's worth out of here, bro. There's nothing for them to
do. You know how easy it is?
Getting our money's worth when you don't pay.
They had to buy them, bro.
They had to buy them from somebody.
It's so easy when you eat and there's crumbs, you need to do that.
You need a slave to do that?
To wipe the crumbs off the table. That's it?
Come on, dog.
I'm done.
Missouri.
Missouri.
Missouri.
Is this a fact they didn't have cotton?
I don't think they had cotton. I think they did have some cotton.
Thank God!
Thank the Lord
they had cotton!
We were going to cancel this whole state.
I was about to cancel this state.
I'll cancel my St. Louis shows gladly, happily.
Yo, what else they got?
St. Louis.
I'm ready to cancel this whole segment of this.
How do you feel about that?
How do you feel about that?
I'm good.
I'm good.
This is like dumb for asking how you feel about Palestinians right now.
So you're just
You're out of here
Yeah I'm letting y'all cook
I'm just letting
I'm letting y'all cook
Come on
Yeah
Now you do the cooking
By the way
She did marry a Jew
Who did?
Oh
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Yeah
That's the other thing
Like during all the Black Lives Matter stuff
She's posting like
Black squares
And like
Donating
And like
She's like active
And using her platform and things However so it's like is she racist do we really think she's like in a clan
i know did she post a blue square i didn't see a blue square also they raised a kid catholic which
is very rare actually it's like you guys have enough and you're gonna take away one potential
new two yeah but she's, the kid won't be
because she's not Jewish, right? So the kid is not Jewish.
I'm not like that.
Raise the kid
Hebrew, then the kid
can find another Hebrew and we can kind of
add them back. What?
What did he say? He said you have to have a Jewish
twat.
You really hit that.
I'll post a blue square right now.
Post a blue square right now.
It's so funny when it's happening to somebody else.
I know.
I had to deter them.
Geez.
Did all you guys post blue squares?
I posted a black square.
I posted a black square.
Yeah, that shit was a scam, dog.
None of us posted no squares.
You're really acting like a Jewish twat right now.
You are a Jewish twat, dude.
You're a JT, dude.
That blue square, that shit didn't pop
pop with us that's all
we lost the pr war
we lost the pr war
if you were a black slave
and you got traded
to like missouri right
is that joining the warriors
yeah
is that
is that Is that joining the Warriors? Yeah. What?
Is that like joining the Warriors?
Seven seconds or less.
I'm going to pick up a ring out here, baby.
It's not better.
It's not undeniably better.
If there was no cotton, then I guess it was better. I'm just saying.
I'm asking, bro. I'm asking was I'm just saying I'm asking bro
I'm asking
I'm just out here asking
I'm trying to get to the bottom of this
Mark said they had cotton
huh
yeah
they had cotton
yeah
apparently
they did
what about Kentucky
let me look it back
so it's like
the Lakers
but LeBron's health
is a little shaky
so it's like
more when it's late
we don't know if he's gonna hold up I might have to actually do some work yeah LeBron's health is a little shaky. So it's like, more what it's like.
We don't know if he's going to hold up.
I might have to actually do some work. Yeah.
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