Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - They Got Bigger feat. Schulz's Mom
Episode Date: February 28, 2020This week Andrew, Akaash, and Alexx discuss: how to deal with pedophiles, the Corona-virus touring in the US, Drake's role for the Toronto Raptors, being drawn into public relationships, Zion and Leb...ron pitting against each other for the first, MJ's speech at Kobe's remembrance, we get to talk to Andrew's Mom and her tits, and much more! INDULGE!!! Want to hear the rest of this episode? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/Flagrant2
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Mom, what size bra are you?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Them juggernauts! 2, 3, 4, 8. I'm sure by now.
Them juggernauts!
Why? What is this for?
Nah, I'm just curious.
You're not going to make... Did you get my note?
I think I thought I sent it this morning,
but I didn't press the button.
What?
How is she unfazed about that question?
Yeah, but did you send the picture of those jugs or what?
No, I didn't.
Why?
Well, I wanted you to send the picture over.
You want me to send a picture of my jugs?
What are you talking about?
No, we're just recording the podcast you're on the podcast say
hi to everybody on the podcast i'm not saying hi to anybody on the podcast
you're saying hi mom hello hello and and these creeps were asking if you had nice feet. Oh, tremendous feet.
Tremendous feet.
No, I have a really beautiful pair of feet.
They're really lovely.
They're very strong.
I have no problems, no bunions, no anything.
People remark about my feet, honey.
What'd you say?
They remark about how nice my feet are.
Who's they? People, just
regular people. She knows how to
send these. You got an OnlyFans?
I won't say that again.
Do you have an OnlyFans?
Only? No, I just have
one. I'm a dancer, so
people see your feet
and they remark at how nice they are. I have a dancer so people see your feet and they remark at how nice they are
I have a very good
looking
pair of feet
Alex
Alex
they
got all uncomfortable because we were looking
at pictures remember the other night when we were looking at pictures
and I was just remarking on how beautiful you were when you were younger.
As to what I am now?
No, I didn't mean it like that.
Obviously, you're still beautiful, right?
But you were like a hot chick when you were younger.
Oh, yes.
But they thought that my buddies thought you can't call your mom a hot chick
when she was younger you were a hot chick i was a hot chick yeah and then after you gave birth you
had some big old breasts i did gain some breasts yes i did a little bit but they went back down
oh dear some baby's just crying their eyes out here. Why don't you go feed that baby?
Feed that baby with those breasts.
Oh my God.
And then you do.
Y'all see where I get it from, huh?
This is the queen.
I'll tell you, you cannot phase Mama Schultz.
There's nothing you can do to phase Mama Schultz.
No, no.
But, yeah, no, I was a really hot chick.
And your daddy, oh, wasn't he good looking?
Big dick.
Wasn't he?
Yes.
Oh, God.
Your father was always very nice.
At sex?
Yes, he was.
No, stop!
Yo, what's up? This is Akash.
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