Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Travis Scott's DisASTRO WORLD

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Sin...gh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's fucked up to admit, but I'm like, I got to see a Travis Scott concert. How has nobody killed this fucking guy? I'll say it, but I need you to bleep this one. I'm in the hood. I'll bet a Bitcoin on that. Let's bet a Bitcoin. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flaker 2.
Starting point is 00:00:17 Your boy Schultz is back. I'm here with Akash Singh. We got Mark Gagnon on the motherfucking building. What's up? I'm with the truffle. Miles ain't even on camera, but that motherfucker's here. Vala, Chifty in the back. I just want to say right now, this is our second time recording the intro because I
Starting point is 00:00:31 didn't go hard in the paint enough. Acting sucks. I miss a few podcasts because I was acting. That will never happen again. It is not worth it. I asked to be in this movie. I asked to be in this movie because my comedy hero's in the movie. Eddie Murphy's in the movie.
Starting point is 00:00:45 I know I said on a Patreon episode, and there's a my comedy heroes in the movie, Eddie Murphy's in the movie. Right. Okay. I know I said on a patron episode and there's a few of you on the patron. Here comes Hippocrates. I said, acting is the worst fucking thing. You should never do it.
Starting point is 00:00:51 I was right. A hundred percent. I was right. Um, but I started comedy because when I was a fucking child, I listened to Eddie Murphy on a cassette tape with my father. Uh, we were sitting on a bed and he was doing his like,
Starting point is 00:01:04 you know, who'd be a funny F word. You know what I mean? You just bleep it. Ralph. Yeah. Yeah. The Ralph. I a bed and he was doing his like, you know who would be a funny F word? You know what I mean? You just bleep it. Ralph Fragment. Yeah, yeah. The Ralph, hummina, hummina, hummina, hummina.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Right? And it was the funniest thing in the fucking world. Mr. T was gay. Yeah. You know, clench my butt cheek, snap your dick off.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Yeah. Like, and I saw my dad crying laughing and I was like, oh my God, comedy is the shit. I gotta be funny. I want my dad to laugh
Starting point is 00:01:22 when I say things. And I promise you from that moment on, I valued humor in a different way. Yeah. I get the opportunity to be in a movie with Eddie Murphy. I was cool enough. I had a cool enough relationship with Kenya Barris, who's the director. I hit him up and I was like, yo, put me in this movie.
Starting point is 00:01:37 And he was like, bet. Right? Yeah. And I'm in it. And fuck, man. Thank you, Kenya, so much. I really appreciate the opportunity. Kenya seems great. I wish he said no. man thank you Kenya so much I really appreciate the opportunity Kenya seems great
Starting point is 00:01:46 I wish he said no I wish you rejected me I wish you said you're not right for this movie because I'm not I'm not right for it why aren't you not
Starting point is 00:01:54 I'm not good at acting this is gross I'm not good at acting this is gross I'm not good at acting wait wait wait can we talk about what happened
Starting point is 00:02:01 can you tell us what happened I'm gonna say everything I'm going all in okay I'm not invited back to set. Listen, not only is it Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy's enough.
Starting point is 00:02:09 This is the movie that I just asked to be in, and then they said yes, stupidly. They just said yes. It's Eddie Murphy, Jonah Hill's the star, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Elaine! Elaine from that show. What was that show?
Starting point is 00:02:21 The best show ever. Oh, I got a great Elaine show story. Oh, my God. Mike Epps, who's a legend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mike Epps is the fucking man. Yeah. Dude, Mike Epps turned the whole set around.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Yeah. Like, he came in, his trailer, he's got music blasting, weed smoke coming out of it. Like, it's a nightclub, his fucking trailer. We're all in this dinner scene. I'm sitting next to Elliot Gould, the old guy from Ocean's Eleven, 12, 13. Oh, shit. Legendary actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. scene. I'm sitting next to Elliot Gould, the old guy from Ocean's Eleven, 12, 13, legendary actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:48 I'm sitting next to him. He's talking to me about life, like going deep about life. I'm trying to memorize this thing that I got to say. The most important thing is being present. I'm like, motherfucker,
Starting point is 00:02:56 I'm thinking about 15 minutes from now. I got to focus. Shit needs to get done so I don't get thrown off this goddamn movie. Mike Epps comes down. He's so loose, so chill, cracking jokes. He's making Eddie laugh. Nobody is engaged comes down. He's so loose, so chill, cracking jokes.
Starting point is 00:03:05 He's making Eddie laugh. Nobody is engaged with Eddie because everybody's so terrified of Eddie, right? And myself included. But Mike Epps is busting balls, making jokes. Eddie's in the middle of his fucking monologue that he's taking very seriously. Eddie's just popping one-liners in. Cutting off the fucking goat. It was unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:03:24 And being funny about it right um at one point when we stopped down this big dinner scene uh epps is sitting like across from elaine from julie dreyfus and he goes uh she goes he goes hey so uh ah hey hey uh so uh what's it like working with Tracy Morgan? Wait, what? What? Because it's obvious who she worked with. No. Oh.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Yes. Yes. Yes. He thought she was Tina Fey. Bro, I fucking lost it, fam. I lost it. I lost it, bro. I thought it. I lost it, bro. I thought he was doing some shit you would do
Starting point is 00:04:08 where I'm not going to give Seinfeld no credit. Oh, my God. He thought he saw the 30 Rock. Deadass thought it was Tina Fey. Deadass. He probably thought she wrote the movie. 100%. It was unbelievable how light she said it.
Starting point is 00:04:20 I get to be on a 30 Rock project. She kind of started to realize it and then was just like, oh. She didn't say nothing. I haven't actually worked with him in a while or something like that. She was very polite
Starting point is 00:04:29 and professional about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a hawk, bro. She's a beast. You can see who's a beast and who's not in this acting show. Anybody who's on the greatest show of all time,
Starting point is 00:04:36 Seinfeld, has to be a beast. Cut it out. Is that what bothers you about Seinfeld? Oh yeah, David Ducan from fucking X-Files was there. What bothers you about Seinfeld
Starting point is 00:04:43 is he makes acting look so easy and then you go in there and stumble through a scene like a fucking retard. Dude, I did stumble through a scene. I fucked up a scene with Eddie. I had a scene with Eddie.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Kenny, I think I've told you this, okay, and first of all, okay, I'll tell you why I was completely shell-shocked. I probably told a couple of you this already,
Starting point is 00:04:59 but I'm going to tell the people at home you guys deserve to understand. Okay, you guys know my pain. I'm so fucking excited. Doug is so anxious. I'm so i'm so anxious i'm so fucking excited to even see eddie murphy okay i saw his stunt double and i got excited because the stunt double looks like him obviously but like even in the face down to the goatee
Starting point is 00:05:14 right yeah and i and i was like getting nervous on how to approach the stunt double he was just sitting across from me this is like an hour and i finally said something to him and then he like what's it like looking like Eddie Murphy? No You might get him. Yes And that's something you cannot fuck up. Yeah, like cuz that's the one time you're it's like you do look alike Yeah So I'm I'm in this basically first day We're all seated across from one another and you know shout out to jonah hill because jonah hill is like he he's the star of the movie and like he's just kicking it with us
Starting point is 00:05:50 we're the guys in his bachelor party right and he's just kicking with us like he don't have to yeah you know what i mean like he don't have to and he was kicking us and like creating a vibe and trying to make people comfortable and i appreciate that like that for sure you don't have to do that. Yeah. You got lines. You got to memorize. You got,
Starting point is 00:06:07 you were carrying the movie. You could be in your head. A lot of stress. Yes. So, but we're all kicking his foot. Keep in mind, it was a walking scene.
Starting point is 00:06:15 There's no line, but still, he was, he was being very good. It was a walking scene. It was, but you got to make choices when you walk. How are you going to walk?
Starting point is 00:06:21 Right. What's the deal with walk? All right. So, so, so we're all sitting. It's like four of us on this side, four of us on this side. Sam Jay is in the movie. Love Sam Jay.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Young Taco, you know, Travis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really funny kid. Good kid. He's in the movie. There's like a really great cast. You are so Hollywood now. Yo, my boy BG, Brian Greenberg.
Starting point is 00:06:39 How to make it in America. How to make it in America. He's great. Jordan first. But like, dude, there's people who are really talented, far more talented than me in this movie. Okay? And that sucks when you're sitting there knowing it and your line's coming up like, oh boy, I'm about to take this scene.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Ruining for everyone. When you bomb on stage by yourself, it's on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when you bring a scene to a screeching halt in front of Eddie Murphy, dog, like, it's crazy. Okay. So anyway, first time I meet Eddie Murphy, we're sitting down.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Four people on this side, four people on this side. Sorry, three people on this side. One empty chair. All of a sudden, the goat walks in. Eddie Murphy walks in. Oh, fuck, yo. Sits down, okay? Now, before he comes in,
Starting point is 00:07:18 I'm trying to rile everybody up. I know I'm with, like, Hollywood folks, so I'm asking them things like, you know, do you recognize Taiwan? Like, I'm just trying to, like, get everybody uncomfortable because that's just how i know how to you know socialize bully exactly yeah actors socialize differently they socialize through acting like so they'll like make a fake scenario and then like play in it so they'll be like uh oh yeah actually like i lost my leg in the war oh Oh, yeah, which war was it? And they'll do the improv games, but for fun.
Starting point is 00:07:46 That's so awful. It's odd. It's super peculiar, but it really helps in terms of when you've got to do the acting. I mean, comics do the same thing, right? But do they? If you hang with comics, but I mean they're just making jokes and tagging up jokes. Yeah, but jokes are real. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:08:01 That's just how comics are. No, no, I don't like that. I always feel weird with that. I'm like, what are we doing? I like making fun of somebody's just how comics are no no I don't like that I always feel weird with that I'm like what are we doing like making fun of somebody or justifying something awful but the thing where we like play the game
Starting point is 00:08:11 we're like I'm a pilot and be like oh yeah you are you're a pilot it's just weird for me I don't know how to do it I don't know how to do it but it helps them be better actors
Starting point is 00:08:18 they're practicing they're warming up and it must work okay I'm trying to do it I don't know how to do it do you know what I mean they're setting up these little scenarios.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Yeah. So New York, you know, you grew up like, what was it like? Like seeing crack addicts all the time. And I'm like, uh,
Starting point is 00:08:32 Taiwan. I don't know what to say. Right. You recognize Taiwan or not? Trans people. How do you feel about that? Right. So this is what I,
Starting point is 00:08:41 I get the group discussing, uh, Chappelle's the closer and asking what their opinions on it. Yeah. Okay. We're discussing it. Everybody's discussing. We're having this conversation.
Starting point is 00:08:49 It's cool. Everything's interesting. Boom. Everything's fun. All of a sudden, Eddie comes in. Everybody silent. I mean, Voldemort entered the motherfucking room. I mean, there is not a single fucking noise.
Starting point is 00:08:59 That's fire. It's a casino. I don't even think the slot machines was like, You didn't hear nothing when this guy walked in. It was unbelievable. And he sits down and I'm like, okay, I got to break the ice. So I lock in the sentence in my head, right? I go, I'm going, hey, Eddie, what do you think about trainees? That was what I was going to say.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Okay. That's what I was going to say. Eddie, what do you think about trainees? I'm like, it's going to break the ice. He's going to know we're comedians. He's going to laugh a little bit and then give his opinion on the chappelle thing because he knows what's going on yeah but and then a second before i said the sentence is locked in my head right ready to go ready to go right the second before i say i remember that a few decades ago yeah he
Starting point is 00:09:38 picked up a trans prostitute yeah and got the trans prostitute got arrested right when he was out for a ride back before it was like acceptable to do that bro and he got fucking dragged
Starting point is 00:09:49 for it he got dragged get it yes I got that like the pun intended and so I don't say that because that would have
Starting point is 00:09:57 obviously ruined but once you lock in a sentence and then you can't say it you got nothing left I haven't said anything since I haven't said anything since I just look at him I stare at him like a baby I'm like a newborn baby i've heard that's eddie's
Starting point is 00:10:09 effect i've heard that about eddie and michael jordan when they sit anywhere even if there's other famous people everything stops and everybody looks at them you just stop you look at him i was listening to him have a conversation he's not even talking to me yeah whenever he said something kind of funny i would laugh i'm not even in the conversation. He's having a private conversation. And he's like, yeah, it's just like when the motor turns on and then he starts acting out the motor. And I'm like, ha ha ha. Just sitting across from him, like laughing awkwardly at this.
Starting point is 00:10:36 So I'm like frozen out from that. And that I didn't know what the fuck to do. That was kind of a wild experience. And then after that, bro, we had one scene and I had one line and it was a little bit. I didn't know how to get it out. I didn't even know what it meant. I didn't even know what the line meant. I didn't know how to get it out.
Starting point is 00:10:52 This is on me. I should have found a way to fucking deliver it. I'm saying the line to Eddie. I said the line to him once. He tried to like improv back with me once, but it was so weird. He was like, wait, improv back. So you improv. No, the line was
Starting point is 00:11:05 like kind of like the director was really great he gave me a line in a scene that i didn't have a line he's been really awesome kenya's been awesome and uh and i said the line to your eddie and i say the line to you right and uh let's say the line is well i'm gonna go get some paper you want to go get some paper let's get some paper like let's say that's a line and he just looks at me. He goes Yeah I'm struggling I'm fucking feeling hot. I got sweat dripping down my body. There's fucking Sweats everywhere. I'm wheezing. We in a strip club there's strippers everywhere there's girls tits ass
Starting point is 00:11:45 ass is clopping everywhere it's already an anxious scene you know what I mean oh fuck I'm like I'm getting married
Starting point is 00:11:53 in a few weeks you know what I mean I got surrounded by sluts there's fucking Eddie Murphy right across from me right I'm bombing this fucking line he just said yeah
Starting point is 00:11:59 and then just stopped and nothing else and then cut can you try it again you know they're never like they don't tell you.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Nobody's ever nice to you. No one's ever real with you on a set. They always go, great, great. But can you try it? That means horrible. Great, great. But can you just try it again? You sound like Dove.
Starting point is 00:12:15 That's a Dove move right there. Dove is LA, baby. Dove is Hollywood. He gets it. 24 hours before this, Andrew was in his head. Eddie Murphy was joining the infamous tour. We're going on vacation with Eddie. Like, this is what he did
Starting point is 00:12:28 the movie for. 100%. 24 hours before this. 100%. I was thinking it was going to be a pop-in, guaranteed. Radio City Music Hall, Eddie Murphy's going to be there. He's going to do stand-up for the first time. There's no chance. There's no chance. There's no... Dude, the way that I delivered this line, I think he was like, comedy's dead.
Starting point is 00:12:43 I think he felt in that moment, I asked Jonah for help. I asked Jonah Hill for help with the line. I think he was like, comedy's dead. I think he felt in that moment. I asked Jonah for help. I asked Jonah Hill for help with the line. I was like, dude, do you have any advice on this line? I'm kind of struggling. He goes, yeah, just don't say it so people turn off the movie immediately. He's like, could you try to say it in a way where they just don't stop streaming the movie immediately? See the way you're saying it now?
Starting point is 00:13:03 The way you're saying it now, they'll just stop the movie and then nobody will watch it. He just, he's, dude, he's on a run. He said you're getting bullied by Jonah Hill.
Starting point is 00:13:11 So I was getting bullied by him, bro. I was getting bullied by him. And I don't even know what's going on because it doesn't click at first because I'm like, he's not going to bully me,
Starting point is 00:13:19 right? I'm body slamming this kid, right? And then, and then he kept on going in and he's like, yeah, so you just say it so it doesn't suck
Starting point is 00:13:26 like you know how you were saying it where it sucks try not doing that like i mean like hammer after hammer there's sluts everywhere they're like stop twerking they're just seeing me get fucking bullied right like i i honestly didn't know how to talk for like 24 hours after that i was super nervous you should have have slapped Jonah just to get you back. Just to get you back. I almost had to. I almost had to. If you go back there, you got to slap him in the mouth.
Starting point is 00:13:50 I had a couple things lined up. In front of Eddie. In front of Eddie. Just to get the respect. Just to get the respect back. Comedy's not dead. You're fucking right, dog. The king is here.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Yo, it's Game of Thrones. You did the walk of shame, Cersei. Like the bitch that you are, Cersei. And now you got to get your dick back, dog. Slap that motherfucker in his mouth wait that was day one that was day one dude ain't no day two I was broken after day one
Starting point is 00:14:12 absolute fever guy sent us a four minute patreon question the next day two takes I needed two takes still needed two takes you look at yourself in the mirror you're like oh good good can we try that again bro it is a hard hey this acting shit son you just sitting there Still needed two takes. You look at yourself in the mirror. You're like, good, good. Can we try that again? Yeah, I needed another. Bro, it is a hard.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Hey, this acting shit. Son, you're just sitting there. You have no clue if it's good, if it's bad. Like, I knew it was bad. But, like, you just have no clue. They knew it was bad. Remember? Yeah, Eddie let you know. Eddie let you know.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Jonah let you know. Son, I did one take with him while he was there. And then the next take. Then he had the stunt double. He just left. I didn't even have the stunt double. I had a chair. They were just like
Starting point is 00:14:46 look here for eyeline. I was like alright. At least his chair don't look disappointed. His chair don't look at me like there's no point in him being there. Am I wasting his time?
Starting point is 00:14:57 I mean whatever. Acting sucks. Is this how you imagine meeting your childhood hero? Acting sucks when you suck at acting. Oh my god. You probably dreamed of meeting your childhood hero a lot right? Say what? You how you imagine meeting your childhood hero? Acting sucks when you suck at acting, dude. Oh my God. You probably dreamed of meeting your childhood hero a lot, right?
Starting point is 00:15:07 Say what? You probably dreamed of meeting your childhood hero a lot, right? Oh, yeah. How did you think it was going to go? You just thought? Yeah. No, I thought it was going to go different. Don't ever meet your heroes.
Starting point is 00:15:14 You know what I say? Never meet your heroes. Yeah. Really, it's don't let them meet you. Don't let them meet you because they'll be disappointed. Yeah. Because this was a big deal for him. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Yeah, this was a big deal for him. I'm sure he's probably heard of you. No. He probably heard of you. No. You don't think he heard of Andrew Schultz? It's the Andrew Schultz of theandrewschultz.com, of Andrew Schultz's Flagon 2. That's a fact.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Let me tell you something. Hollywood don't even know anything exists outside of Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, I can believe that. I know this. Yeah, no, that makes sense. Hollywood doesn't know anything exists outside of Hollywood. That is the most important thing in the world. And once you're in that world, you realize why they act this way.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Like you guys, why they have like these kind of like warped opinions. Like if everybody just kiss your ass all day and nobody gave you any pushback, you're just going to start saying anything. It seems kind of good or right. Let's help the environment. Let's do an environmental march. How are we going to get there anything that seems kind of good or right. Let's help the environment. Let's do an environmental march. How are we going to get there? With our private planes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:09 But they won't register that. Nobody will even go, well, maybe you shouldn't take the private plane because the emissions from the private plane. Nobody says no. Yeah, whatever that shit is. Carbon footprint. Is that it? Nobody ever says no. Son, what am I, Eddie Murphy?
Starting point is 00:16:21 You can't say the fucking line to me, bro. Come on. I'm nervous around you. Yo, can you also say the story about the other comedian that was on set? What happened? What happened? What happened? About Felipe Esparza.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Oh, yeah, yeah. So Felipe Esparza, if you guys don't know. He's very funny. Oh, yeah, he is very funny. It's funny that you said that. Yeah. After I bombed the fuck out of my line, right? They brought Eddie back in, reluctantly.
Starting point is 00:16:42 They brought him back in. And keep in mind, all he has to do is look at me and sluts all around him and he was still like fuck this I'd rather be in my trailer with no sluts than watching this guy just mumble through his fucking line oh fuck
Starting point is 00:16:57 Felipe Esparza has one line right he comes in and he goes it's fucking it's great he comes in and he's uh i don't want to i don't know how much i can give away he just has a line right can i give away the line fuck it whatever and uh he goes he comes in he goes uh thank you for the edible arrangements right that's really funny and with his accent and it's really funny dog awesome dude he's just fucking so funny and uh go check out Felipe. Funny dude.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Stand-up comic. And he comes in. Bro, he comes in, delivers the line. The first time he delivers it, delivers it to Jonah. Eddie's next to Jonah. And they say, cut. And Eddie looks at Felipe Esparza. He goes, man, you are one funny motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Andrew almost jumped off a building. Son, son, son, son. Oh my God. I watched you with my father. I mean, listen to you. I listened to you with my father on cassette. Oh, fuck. Humming, humming, humming, humming, humming, humming.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Dude, it was unbelievable. I wish that you all were there. I wish you guys were just there supporting me so you could see it happen. Just watch me crumble, dude. You thought we were going to support you? No, no, no, no, no, no. I had to be like, who are you here with? I'm Jonah Hill.
Starting point is 00:18:17 I'm Jonah Hill. I'm here with Felipe, dude. Oh, my God. Fuck, dude. It was a brutal experience, man. It was a brutal experience. Hey, acting is hard. Yeah, dude. It was a brutal experience, man. It was a brutal experience. Hey, acting is hard. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Don't put me in your movies. Dove is losing his mind. Don't put me in your movies, man. I get it. Don't put me in your movies, dude. This is a great experiment. We know what to focus on. I'm going to suck.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Then you had to go back to your hotel room alone. Oh, yeah. To go back to my hotel room alone, I walked up a back to my hotel room i bought i went to i walked up a hill to um a gas station yep and bought a uh ice cream uh cookie sandwich that was dipped in chocolate oh i've done that yeah that's my biggest bomb ever i took down a whole pint of ice cream okay i looked at the pint i was like no and i got an ice cream cookie sandwich uh with vanilla ice cream that was dipped in chocolate and i um ate it so strategically oh yeah you know saving that last dipped chocolate bit yeah you prepared for it kind of like you wish you prepared for your line i do i do prepare for the line dude at one point i
Starting point is 00:19:15 at one point i asked the script supervisor this is the person that makes sure you say the line the same way every time i just i I couldn't get the line out. At this point, Eddie's not even looking at me, right? And listen, let me tell you something. It's not like he has his phone or anything. He's just purposely not looking at me. He's like, I think he thinks I'm making him nervous or something. He's got a flip phone, I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Some shit, who knows. Oh my God. And I just go, I go, what's the line? And I hear her go, I literally hear her go, she's far away? And I hear her go, I literally hear her go, she's far away. And I hear her go, oh. Wow. You almost went full Alec Baldwin, huh? You're like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:19:56 We got a hot gun on set. This is how it happens. This is how it happens. My girl saw Alec Baldwin like an hour ago. On my way here, she texted me. She saw an old guy. She was walking somewhere. Saw an old guy drop something. Couldn't pick it up. Picked it up for him. me. She saw an old guy. She was walking somewhere. Saw an old guy drop something.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Couldn't pick it up. Picked it up for him. He said, thank you very much. He says, thanks. Doesn't think anything of it. Everybody's turning around staring at him. She looks. It's Alec fucking Baldwin.
Starting point is 00:20:15 What did he drop? Sunglasses. Really? Sunglasses. Probably to hide his identity. Yeah. He said he seemed like a nice enough guy. He said, thank you very much. And she didn't think anything of that.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Fucking Alec Baldwin These famous people when they get cancelled Become the nicest people I love cancelled people Once they're fit they become so good They're so kind to you I'm telling you Everybody that I've ever met that has been cancelled
Starting point is 00:20:40 Has been the sweetest version of themselves It allows you to access the better part of you If you were a sc better part of you. If you were a scumbag, if you were a scumbag comedian, if you were a scumbag, and I'm talking about amongst other comedians, if you were a scumbag actor,
Starting point is 00:20:52 any of these things, the cancellation humbles you. It's beautiful. You become the best version of you. Maybe you got canceled because it's balance. Yeah. I'm pro-cancellation. You're pro-cancel culture. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:05 You and Cat Williams done flipped. Yeah, we flipped it. No, no, no. Fuck, fuck the cancel culture, but it does make you a very humble person. Like he's,
Starting point is 00:21:13 I mean, he still won't pick up his glasses. He'll make a minority do it, but he still is. He still, he still saw his glasses and he was like, oh, there's a brown person here.
Starting point is 00:21:20 They'll help me out. I'll say thank you. Yes. Very much. As opposed to, hi, Hilaria. I'm being honest'm be honest with you i am maybe he thought it was his wife he's like gracias all right guys big announcements infamous tour we added another show radio city musical that's right new york y'all saw not the first one in a motherfucking day we added another show that's up right now dandruffsholes.com make sure you get that shit another big announcement very important um toronto we coming toronto we are coming we are coming we
Starting point is 00:21:51 were supposed to play massey hall in toronto which is an iconic venue in toronto but these fucking pussies at the venue uh were scared they were scared they were scared they said oh we can't have this show we had all contracts done everything on our board we got some new board directors we don't want any controversy we're a little bit nervous we're a little bit we're a little bit worried he could say some offensive things Canada you know we said we said fuck it we're gonna go to a bigger venue okay if you're not gonna have us at the small event we're gonna go to an even bigger venue because this is what the people need okay the people don't need you fucking coddling them.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Cut that Canadian bullshit out. We're going to the Meridian. Okay, we're going to Meridian Hall, Toronto, Canada, March 5th. We are coming out there and that's just going to be what it is. And now it's going to be extra flagrant. Now I've got to be extra flagrant. I can't believe Massey Hall. You guys should honestly, you guys should just ban.
Starting point is 00:22:44 What is it? Cancel Massey Hall or Macy Hall or whatever the fuck you pronounce it. Literally boycott that shit. I can't believe it. I can't believe they would cancel a show. They're a little bit worried after the whole Chappelle thing. They think that we're just going to go up there and say trans jokes the whole fucking time. Not going to happen.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Okay. Well, actually, it might now. That's what I was going to say. It might. It might now. But now we take it to a bigger venue. Meridian hall toronto canada that's march 5th um also uh we're adding another show the infamous tour uh oh by the way we added another show to portland we had another one to seattle those two shows are on sale as well and we're adding a few more dates. Um, you can come see us in Oxnard.
Starting point is 00:23:25 We'll be in Brea and we'll be in San Jose. All those will be available, uh, going on sale this Friday, this Friday, they will be on sale. The Andrew Schultz.com. Make sure you get those tickets bright and early this Friday,
Starting point is 00:23:37 especially you Toronto Toronto. Y'all always showed me a lot of love. So we can't wait to get back out there and make that infamous show extra, extra, extra special. Uh, but make sure you get on get back out there and make that infamous show extra, extra, extra special. But make sure you get on that and get on it quick. This Friday, 10 a.m. I'm just making sure that this Friday, 10 a.m.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Locally, that's when those shows will be going on sale. Make sure you get those tickets quick. Akash, what you got? First of all, thank you so much, Atlanta. That was it was a great time. My first time ever headlined in a comedy festival. That was dope being being top billing. We sold out both shows, standing room only.
Starting point is 00:24:08 It was so fucking fun. Thank you guys so much. This weekend, I'm going to be at Fairfield Comedy Club on Saturday. Next week, or actually the week after Thanksgiving, November 26th and 27th, I'm going to be at Zany's in Nashville. December 9th through December 11th, D.C., I'm going to be at the Comedy's in Nashville. December 9th through December 11th, D.C., I'm going to be at the Comedy Loft. Copy your fucking tickets.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Next year, January 7th and 8th, I'm going to be at Hyena's in Dallas. January 27th through 29th, I'm going to be at the Comedy Vault in Batavia, Illinois. And February 3rd and 4th, I'm going to be in Richmond, Virginia at the Sandman Comedy Club. Get your tickets at akashsingh.com. Now let's get back to the show. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a because uh i need to make sure you're making some money if you're gambling if you're gambling you're gonna be doing it with my bookie and that's it's okay my bookie dot ag that's what you're gonna do and you're gonna use our promo code flagrant not only do
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Starting point is 00:26:14 with my bookie. Now let's get back to the show. I'm shocked your girl picked up his glasses. She just saw, she got a soft spot for older people anytime. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:23 That's what it was. Yeah, and he was like struggling and she was like, oh, poor guy. If it was a 35-year-old white guy? No chance. Not a fucking chance. Pick it up. If it was you?
Starting point is 00:26:31 Yeah, no chance. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up for me. Dude, I asked my girlfriend Tylenol last night. She was like, yeah, it's in the kitchen. Whoa. She described where it was.
Starting point is 00:26:40 I go, babe, do we have any Tylenol? Which is, get me some fucking Tylenol in nice fiance language, right? It means, get me some fucking Tylenol in like nice fiance language, right? It means get me some fucking Tylenol. My head is hurting from making money. My head hurts from making us all the goddamn money, okay? And I said, do you know where the Tylenol is, right? Which means get the fuck up off this big up California king bit. California king.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Feet never hang off the end of it. Yo, son. Ever. Bruh, you done did it. California king. California king Feet never hang off The end of it Yo Son Ever Bruh you done did it California king California king Wow Okay
Starting point is 00:27:09 Where's the Tylenol And where is it It's in your cabinet That's what she said Oh is it Oh is that where it is Okay why don't you Inch yourself
Starting point is 00:27:19 Off the end of this bed Which might take a fucking while Cause it's California king Longer Not wider Like your bully. You know what I'm saying? And get me some goddamn
Starting point is 00:27:29 Tylenols, please. Do you know what I mean? You don't even have a fucking prenup yet. You gotta be on good behavior. You don't even have a prenup yet. Why are you playing games right now? Sayan is making a list. That's how it goes. Sayan, do you know if there's no prenup, she just gets half. Say what? You know if there's no prenup, she just gets half. Say what?
Starting point is 00:27:45 You know if there's no prenup. That's what I'm saying. You should be on good behavior until I get the prenup. Then fuck it up, fuck it up. What are you saying? No.
Starting point is 00:27:55 I don't have the prenup yet. He says it's coming. It might be coming. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like when you know I got the ring but I haven't proposed.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Okay, I got you now. Please believe if I had the ring but I hadn't proposed, guess who's going to be hop, skipping, and jumping over to get some fucking Tylenol? Might get cold for Christmas.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Who knows? She might be. What's in the stocking? What's in the stocking this time? God damn. So you got the Tylenol? Huh? You got the Tylenol?
Starting point is 00:28:18 Yeah. It's next to some Motrin, some fucking Advil. I don't know which one to take. Crawl all the way over there. Yeah, I got a headache. From making all the money. I'm going to pass the fuck out some fucking Advil. I don't know which one to take. Crawl all the way over there. Yeah, I got a headache. From making all the money. You're going to pass the fuck out.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Do you know what I mean? I'm sitting here, sunk into this real expensive mattress that I paid for for making all the money. Do you know what I mean? I'm running out of making all the money excuses, man. I'd be bringing that shit up all day. California King, where's your girl from? You did that for her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:45 You did that for her. Where. You did that for her. Where are you never going back to? California. Yeah. That's another thing I learned. I can't even mention some shit to my girl no more. What you mean?
Starting point is 00:28:53 I can't even think. I can't even be hypothetical. I can't be like, I can't say this sentence. I'd be like, it's kind of nice in California. I can't even say that. It's kind of nice in California
Starting point is 00:29:03 and her mind means we're moving to California within the year. Yeah. And she just starts looking at property. She's telling, oh, I can't wait to be around my mom. Like she just starts saying all these things. Now I got to pull back and I got to go. We're never moving to California.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I know. And what sucks is I was looking forward to moving to California. But now that there's no Hollywood opportunities for you ever again, it's over. We're here. I'm from LA. He said, yo, Dove, stop fucking talking about LA around my girl.
Starting point is 00:29:30 I'm like, my family's from, but you can't talk. You can't talk about it. Too much homelessness. That's what it is. LA is full of homeless. PTSD, bro.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Yeah. It's a terrible city. We don't go there. By the way, you're flying there tomorrow. I'm going back to do the rest of the movie tomorrow. I have one line tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Can you run the line by us after the podcast? Bro, I'm gonna, when I tell you, I'm going back to do the rest of the movie tomorrow. I have one line tomorrow. Can you run the line by us after the podcast? Bro, I'm gonna, when I tell you, I'm gonna bomb this line, bro. When I tell, I'm just gonna start speaking Mandarin.
Starting point is 00:29:53 You gotta play to your strengths, bro. That's your issue. You gotta play to your strengths. Well, I had one thing that was actually funny. You gotta be like, yo, let's do some crowd work. You got a hit?
Starting point is 00:30:00 Was Eddie there? Say what? No, everybody had already left. Were you in your hotel room? You were in the shower. You were in the shower. It was a rehearsal dinner, and I got to give a speech. And I wasn't supposed to, but again, Ken Yu's been looking out for your boy.
Starting point is 00:30:15 And he was like, hey, you'll give a speech, and we'll just put the camera on you and just make up something. So it was good. I don't know if they'll ever leave it in. And they probably shouldn't, because I'll ever leave it in and like i they probably shouldn't because i'll be canceled forever yeah but i just pretend i'm like my character storm the capital and i just and the look at all the faithful spaces like these like super liberal hollywood people like like the the the the people who are like really industry were like whoa that was edgy you know what mean? And then all like the key grips and the light guys were like.
Starting point is 00:30:47 We like that shit. I did not see you there. Recount the votes. Okay. So that's again, we're done with the tragic Hollywood story. Oh my God. That was the best story I've ever heard. I'll say this.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I think if you're directing a film, if you're writing a film or a movie, if you're involved in every scene Anything you would be good at. What is that? Anything you would be good at. Well, also brain capacity. If you're sitting around set for 12 hours, you'll be at 12 to 14 hours and you'll say five lines on camera. That's rough. That's rough, especially for us
Starting point is 00:31:19 because we work every second of every day. That was hard for me. If I'd written the film where i was directing it or something like that and acting in it as well yeah i think i could do that because every scene matters every scene is important not just scenes with me in it but just everyone is going to help push the story yeah yeah so i think that i could potentially do that yeah you know what it does expose what one you're not a good actor two uh when these these actors are like oh you had such a wonderful time filming the movie no you didn't i'm not a good actor i'm a star bro
Starting point is 00:31:48 not that i believe you are just put the camera on me yeah and we put you on a stage with a microphone magic and no other people there yeah i think i'm good at stand-up yeah i think i'm good at stand-up so there was a movie where i just got to do stand-up. You're good at you. You're very good at you. Your show will be a Curb-style show if you do one. Soft-scripted. I think the scripted version of him playing a stand-up will be trash. He can't even do one line. It's a nightmare.
Starting point is 00:32:15 You getting to be you, you're Larry David, buddy. Just let me be me, dog. I think Mark said it. You're Larry David, but you know how people watch Curb and you're like, yo, Larry's right. People watch you and you're like, this guy is wrong. Every time. That's what it felt like., Larry's right. People watch you and you're like, this guy is wrong. Every time. That's what it felt like. But that's you. That's your show.
Starting point is 00:32:31 That is me. That is my show. Don't curb your enthusiasm. Don't curb your enthusiasm. Curb has really become the new thing where you just go, I want that show. Everybody describes their show as it's this version of Curb. Yeah. It's like Uber. For a long time, it was like, oh, it's like Uber for weed.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Everything was like Uber and private jets. Really just one type of comedy show now. It's Curb, but black. Curb, but like white rapper guy. Curb, but... That's really interesting.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Nobody's trying to do old school. Nobody's like, it's friends, but. Right. It used to be it's friends. Yeah. Larry David, Larry Legend. Yeah. That's a dream guest here.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Two of the greatest shows of all time. I mean, that's crazy to create the two greatest TV shows ever. It's not. They're not even. I mean, they're not the greatest TV shows ever. The greatest comedies ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't say greatest TV shows ever. It's not. They're not even. I mean, they're not the greatest TV shows. The greatest comedies ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:26 But don't say greatest TV shows ever. It's not even fucking close. Breaking Bad. Yeah. Seinfeld. Breaking Bad. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Breaking Bad, Curb, Seinfeld. Where's Game of Thrones? Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is one through seven. Up until the last one. Last one. Not one through four.
Starting point is 00:33:43 One through five. Game of Thrones. Yeah. First mile talk. One through five. Game of Thrones. Yeah. First mile talk. First mile contribution. First mile contribution. You know what's crazy about Game of Thrones? It's funny because you talked over him anyway.
Starting point is 00:33:55 I didn't know what the fuck he said. He definitely got it. He leaned over the mic too. He really committed. Perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Game of Thrones, man. Game of Thrones is a fucking crazy show.
Starting point is 00:34:05 It's really interesting because you can be progressive in pockets. Like I'm watching it now. The girls in the first few seasons are just getting fucking raped. Oh, yeah. There's no consensual sex for the first three seasons. Yes. And then every girl character in the show just becomes this beast. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Right? Yeah. Rape is the gateway drug. In Game of Thrones, rape is the gateway drug in game of thrones rape is the gateway drug to royalty to royalty and to greatness yeah that's i think what the guys what is his name the guy who wrote game of thrones oh or martin or whatever no no martin tolkien is the other nerd yeah but like you think a guy like that would have a lot of animosity to women right he's like a short fat troll guy not very good looking. Like you'd think that he would write all these female characters to be like, you know, just obsessed with like money or like, you know, they just want to marry the richest guy or whatever.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Right. But he actually writes like the best female characters. Yeah. Victims to victors. Yeah. Yeah. They do that well. It's a good arc.
Starting point is 00:35:00 I'm curious about that. Like most losers hate women because women are that source of rejection for them. Yeah. But he clearly doesn't. I mean, he lets him get raped a couple of times. But we know it's interesting. He makes sure of it. He writes it in.
Starting point is 00:35:13 And then by the end. Detailed too. Yeah. Detailed. By the end of all of their arcs, you're like this bitch, you got to die. This is a problem. You can't get her. You shouldn't give her no power.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Yeah. If you think about it, they ascend, ascend, ascend. And then when they get power, you're like, yo, get this bitch out of here. Gotcha, it's too much power. Yeah. He wants you to be strong to a point. Yes, that's a good point. Except Sansa.
Starting point is 00:35:34 They let Sansa have some power. You're right about that. I forgot about that. Redheads. Yeah, but she went through hell. She went through the worst hell. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sansa? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Are you talking about Ramsay Bolton? What Ramsay Bolton did to her? Ramsay, and, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Are you talking about Ramsay Bolton? Or Ramsay Bolton did her? Ramsay and then what's her name before? Joffrey before? Yeah, Joffrey was a wild little boy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:50 That's a great actor right there. That's something I could never do. Apparently he quit acting. He quit acting. Yeah, he's done acting. Is that true? Yeah. What a pussy.
Starting point is 00:35:59 That's sad, dude. He was good. Yeah, he was really good. That makes sense though. If your character's the most hated person in entertainment ever, you're getting harassed on the most hated person yeah he can't do anything else entertainment ever like yeah you're getting harassed on the street people probably hate you in real life bro he could be a marvel villain
Starting point is 00:36:10 take that same hatred and just be the bad guy and everything you got enough money you don't want to get hated forever how much money did they really make these motherfuckers they got money yeah yeah yeah i don't think they made much yeah i'll be looking at the cars on set pocket watch you judging me and my little one line you pull up you pull up in the porsche volkswagen are you ubered there yo i'll be getting disrespected fam they forgot my car at home twice yeah no i think they might have genuinely forgot it once the second time they're like they didn't think i deserved it got the city time they're like them before you walk the desert
Starting point is 00:36:45 Yeah, the city bus coming They did send me home in a bus. Yeah, they sent me home to like a transportation vehicle or whatever like that I don't go fuck this more room but like low-key two nights in a row. Yeah Meaningless a sprinter van Boys meaningless never if I've ever felt more meaningless and this whole thing Dude, I was looking up Game of Thrones salaries and it just got stuck behind the business insider paywall damn i can't afford that that shit is a hit piece good topic change um let's talk about it what y'all think about uh yeah port portnoy i think this is further proof portnoy is going to be
Starting point is 00:37:22 president whoa let's go whoa okay let's break down the story real quick okay so further proof Portnoy is going to be president. Whoa. Let's go. Whoa. Okay, let's break down the story real quick. Okay, so Dave Portnoy, head of Barstool, there was a 4,000-word piece written by somebody at the Business Insider. The Business Insider is essentially like a Patreon, I guess, for business articles. It it's like buzzfeed for money yeah but you have to there's nothing wrong with being behind a paywall patreon.com i'm not gonna hate on that but essentially they wrote a a hit piece about him saying that there are women that were coming out and they said that he was having like extremely violent sex with them there's a couple girls that was mentioned this uh this girl madison uh started uh messaging him over like text and
Starting point is 00:38:05 snapchat the messages got explicit apparently he sent videos of him fucking to her uh she says that she has like a rape fantasy uh you know uh portnoy flies her out to his house this is all alleged he films her while uh she's blowing them uh they have sex she claims it was too rough said it was uh said it was a too much uh she slept on the couch that night port sex. She claims it was too rough. Said it was too much. She slept on the couch that night. Portnoy says that it was all consensual. They disagreed about everything after having sex and that's why she slept on the couch.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Madison texts her friend a few days later saying it felt like she was being raped. What Portnoy basically said with this is he said, she said. This is not true. He says it's not true at all. She says, I guess it is. And then we got to figure it out.
Starting point is 00:38:49 And a little extra detail for the couch thing is that was after a few weeks. He was like, we talked for a few weeks after having sex. Couldn't agree on anything. And one of those nights, she slept on the couch. It wasn't even like the same night. It was just like, we had sex. We have nothing in common, nothing. We're still trying to make it work.
Starting point is 00:39:01 It's not happening. And she wanted to have sex that night again. And he was like, we're not going to have sex. sex we don't agree on anything and then she slept on the couch i'm pretty sure that's what he said in his statement and then there's allison uh basically uh she said that her friends put her up to messaging portnoy she wanted to bring friends for the first time uh they were to meet and portnoy said it would be weird for them to have friends there if they were going to be having sex uh they don't meet up then they meet up she says they have sex he spat on her uh choked her she felt like she was a preyed on and uh then took a selfie with portnoy and her leaving his house
Starting point is 00:39:32 uh like so i guess that picture starts circulating she feels suicidal and depressed the mother finds out her mother finds out uh it starts going after port portnoy portnoy releases DMs of him and Allison talking after. He says, Miss my dick yet? She goes, ha ha ha, of course. She replies. Allison herself has said that it's not sexual assault. So it seems like the mom
Starting point is 00:39:57 was kind of really stirring these things up to protect her daughter. Maybe she felt like her daughter would obviously hurt her. See, I didn't know Allison had said that because I do know she said she felt suicidal and depressed three days later and then the mom said she went to the police. Police say they have no record of maybe called the police, but police say they have no record
Starting point is 00:40:14 of anything like that. Porno basically shared some text or DMs between him and the girl. Really interesting thing here. Obviously, we don't know who's telling the truth. There's really no way for us to know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Right? So we can't really speculate on what the truth is, but we can talk about how it's being handled. And an interesting thing that we saw from Portnoy is he went straight at the business insider. Yep. They tried to assault his character. Is that the term? Assault my character? Yeah, I tried to, you know, assault his character. Is that the term? Assault my character? Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Assassinate his character. Assassinate, yeah. Assault. And they tried to assassinate his character. So he immediately goes at the writer. He goes at the CEO of the business insider, who apparently is this guy who got, like, kicked out of Wall Street.
Starting point is 00:41:01 You know, the SEC said that he had, like, these securities violations and he's a real scumbag. Also know, the SEC said that he had like these securities violations and he's a real scumbag. Also, there's some people that like might have shorted the Penn stock. Penn is this gaming company that there's a gambling company that he's partnered up with Barstool. It dropped 20% once the story came out. Now, also, they didn't meet certain quarterly earnings projections.
Starting point is 00:41:21 They thought they would. So that was part of the drop, right? It wasn't just because of that. But an interesting thing is that he started he went on the attack right and if you really want to talk about like cancel culture and cancelers the cancel culture fight is not really from the talent working within corporations perspective. Okay. So like when people are like Dave Chappelle is fighting cancel culture, it's, it's not really Dave's fight. Right.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Cause Dave gets paid. Netflix, if they choose to keep the special on, right. Is fighting back against cancel culture. But once Dave has put out the work, there's nothing to right to fight yeah right like so porno is an interesting position because he is the corporation he is barstool yes he's
Starting point is 00:42:13 choosing to fight back now he's also fighting for his brand he's fighting for his livelihood right right like of course he has to fight but this is a good example of going I don't care what these brands are saying. I don't care what's going on. I'm going to push back. I'm not going to apologize for this. I'm going to push back and I'm going to fight for the, you know, to stop this cancellation, if you will. I'm innocent and I'm going all out. Right.
Starting point is 00:42:37 It's on some 50 cent shit. You know, if you fuck with 50 cent, he's exposing everything. Yeah. And it seems like that's Portnoy's approach. And what's really interesting about that approach is you switch the conversation from did he rape these girls to is this a hit piece right it used to be did he rape these girls now the conversation is this is a hit piece by the business insider they charge a monthly subscription if you really cared about these women you would put this out publicly wouldn't you want to stop somebody who's out here assaulting women but no
Starting point is 00:43:03 you're gonna charge for the information about someone who's assaulting women they did the same thing with david dobrik like they put a article about him in the vlog squad there was like alleged sexual assault like rape charges yeah it's in that crew yeah and they put that shit behind a paywall as well and it's like who do you really help huh like who is the predator here like if you want to help these women wouldn't you put this information out in the world right yeah like why do you need to pay to know who the alleged rapist yeah and also tim dylan had a released a screenshot of someone dming him said hey business insider asked me to write an article about you but i stepped away because it became clear was a hit piece so they're tim dylan is getting people telling him they're trying to get me to write a hit piece about you and i've also
Starting point is 00:43:41 heard that these are like guns for hire business Business Insider. Like it's easy to like get an article written in the Business Insider. Ah, okay. Okay. Quick question. Do you know if that hurt David Dobrik's brand a lot?
Starting point is 00:43:52 Because it seems to me like it did. It's over. I don't know if it's over, but it did affect it. But it hurt that app that he was launching. Like he had an app,
Starting point is 00:43:58 apparently. Yeah, it fucked his money up. It fucked his money up big. The smartest thing you can do. I think he's demonetized on YouTube now. That's fucking gonna kill him. It's over. The smartest thing you can do monetize on youtube now that's fucking gonna kill him it's over the the smartest thing you can do in these situations is what portnoy did which
Starting point is 00:44:10 is the direct response and i don't know if lawyers tell you not to say anything but i know it helps when you started by saying my lawyers are telling me not to say anything but here goes and then you get to tell your entire story uninterrupted for uh 12 minutes whatever portnoy did so now you just get all of your side out they wrote a article that takes six minutes to read you get to rebut it for 12 minutes yeah and nobody can interrupt it and i think that's the best move whereas a lot of these actor types or whatever probably david dorberg is gonna be like i don't know i just i'll just keep quiet trust people this motherfucker's like nope let's fire back and he got the barbs he got the barbs he got the
Starting point is 00:44:45 barstool bar yeah he does the barstool motherfuckers rock with portnoy yeah to the end of days so if he goes hey cancel insider or whatever he put it was like oh you won't cancel me no we're gonna cancel y'all yeah and then that shit starts trending and what's really interesting is it it basically sets a tone it's like if you're gonna do it it was very easy back in the day to just write an article, right? You can write an article about any actor or that kind of stuff and they can't really fight back. But if you write an article about Portnoy and your name
Starting point is 00:45:13 is on that article, it's not an anonymous article, be ready for smoke. That's what he's saying. You call me a rapist, we are going to make sure you are infamous. This Blodgett guy, the guy who's the CEO of Business Insider, is the laughing stock of Bar ceo of business insider is the laughing stock of barstool right now and the whole community is going to devour that motherfucker yeah because at the end of the day he's the one responsible actors are going to be like well i'm
Starting point is 00:45:33 sorry if she misunderstood maybe i misunderstood and portland was like nah fuck you fuck them hit him up tupac yeah fuck fuck you as a whole crew whatever it is let's go all right guys we take a break for a second because, look, I know there's a lot to be thankful for, like how Policy Genius can check out if you're paying too much for home and auto insurance. Yes, you should be thankful for that, okay? It's never a bad time to find ways to bundle your home and auto insurance
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Starting point is 00:47:30 handled move and this is why I have... Go ahead. I just think it's funny. I love the fact that he's fighting back against the cancel culture shit. That being said, our boy Francis Ellis was fired from Barstool for a mistake. Yeah, I had that thought too. He literally made a mistake. I need to know where
Starting point is 00:47:45 that same energy is is like yeah when it comes to the people that expendable yeah and that's that's what that's when you really know you're fighting about back against cancel
Starting point is 00:47:53 culture it's like if someone expendable is canceled and you tell them like yo you gotta you resign that's a good point that's a really great point you know cancel culture so it's
Starting point is 00:48:01 like don't it's not like a fight against cancel culture it's a fight to save your life yeah you don't want the scarlet letter you are yeah rapist that's done it's over yeah you have to fight you gotta fight you don't got choice you know i want to fight back against cancel culture nah fam and you know what you want to sell pizzas you can't be a rapist you know what thought i had is i'm more inclined to believe him because we've already seen that video of what kind of sex he normally has. So if that's normal sex for you, I think if you got that much to lose, you have to be 1,000% sure it's all consensual beforehand.
Starting point is 00:48:34 I think. I mean, it's definitely possible to abuse the power. But I also can see a guy like that being like, I need to get proof that all of this is consensual. Yeah. So I tend to believe somebody who has sex like that normally is probably going to make sure it's all consensual. He's got his safe words and all that. Because you're saying that's so risky.
Starting point is 00:48:51 It's such aggressive, like, violent sex. Yeah. That anybody saying, oh, it was rape. Look, I have marks on my neck or some shit. You probably do. The guy had a fucking dog collar on you. Yanking on him. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:49:04 Yeah, that's not some shit you just bring up in a spur of a moment you're saying yeah and like you're gonna make sure like look i'm doing some shit that could be easily perceived if i'm not a thousand percent sure she's with it and then she might not she might be very not with it very not with it so i gotta make sure i get a yes on at every step yeah like i at least that's what i thought giving him some credit i also had the thought of a guy who can beat a me too this many times that's president dog that's president trump i knew trump i should have known trump was gonna win when grabbing by the pussy didn't take him down yeah or grab her by the pussy that didn't destroy him yeah pouring away
Starting point is 00:49:41 but he is not he don't give a fuck he's untouchable now here's the question does a guy like that end up having a similar fate to trump where it becomes so divisive and there's so many people that are against you and angry at you just because you are you that it becomes hard to function as president or even as somebody it, but one thing he does differently than Trump, Trump doesn't explain things. Ooh, and Portnoy will explain. Portnoy explained everything. He's a good salesman.
Starting point is 00:50:11 So if you're a moderate, you can get with that easier than you can with Trump. Trump was a little bit tough to get with because he won't explain the shit. He's just like, no, that's how I feel. Fuck you if you don't agree. That's cool. That's going to win a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Portnoy will say that, but also explain. This is how I feel. Here's why I feel this way. Yeah. I mean, the dude might be uncancellable. Dropped the N-bomb. Mad accusations. I mean, it's insane.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Nothing sticks. Nothing ever sticks. And was still hustling the pizzas that weekend. He was like, yo, we... And I think he donated 350K. Like, they sold 50,000 pizzas because they're doing this, like, what is it called? At-home pizza or whatever it is like the
Starting point is 00:50:45 frozen pizza frozen pizza yeah and they sold like 50,000 of them this weekend I think maybe they were in Walmart for the first time this weekend
Starting point is 00:50:52 and they sold 50,000 he's like I'm donating $350,000 to the Barstool Fund this is the fund that like helps his business oh yeah yeah yeah boss move yeah
Starting point is 00:51:00 made all the money on the fucking pizzas he knows exactly what he's doing and people are gonna go out and support you extra they're gonna buy the pizza just because they don't like the cancelers it's like the Goya beans thing yes
Starting point is 00:51:09 so it's like anti-cancel marketing is a very powerful form of marketing I don't think he's uncancelable I just think his audience is predominantly young white fraternity college kids and all the allegations brought against him whether it's the N-word thing sexual misconduct that's a good point like if he starts going off on trump and he's like yo fuck trump or whatever i think all of a sudden the pen stock dips a lot more oh wait
Starting point is 00:51:33 go on that what do you think just because like he interviewed trump and like that got great reviews yeah and like he's like catering to an audience and i think the audience is predominantly like college-aged white kids and the things like oh sexual misconduct where there's not a perfect allegation but there's a story he said she said yeah I think they're willing to look past that in large numbers if it's like if his whole audience is women I think this thing comes down on him a lot harder if his audience is predominantly black and he says that word I think that comes down on him a lot harder so you're saying that his audience is okay with rape and the N-word? No. I would say college frat white kids,
Starting point is 00:52:08 if we're saying that's his audience, they'd probably be using the N-word in their rap songs at least. In the rap songs? I doubt they edit it out of the rap songs
Starting point is 00:52:14 when no black people are around. You know what I mean? I don't think that's a crazy thing to think. Yeah. I just think probably more likely to look past
Starting point is 00:52:20 those types of things or at least justify them in larger numbers than if his audience was some other demographic. The one counter i have in to just him being really good at this and like smart and good at navigating remember the clip of him in the rapaport deposition where they're trying to where he's being sued and he just fucking destroys those lawyers yeah like this is a smart guy yeah he navigates all this shit so well it's honestly
Starting point is 00:52:46 what I wanted from Louie when Louie went through his thing oh yeah when Louie went through his thing I was like okay this is a really good comic who's funny as fuck and smart as fuck he's like thoughtful like Louie's a thoughtful dude so he's gonna take
Starting point is 00:53:02 all this information and he's gonna push it out in a version of comedy that is gonna to be so flawless that it's going to get him out of it. Like nobody's going to be critical of him again. They're going to see his side and they're going to be dying laughing. And I'm like this is the first time we have someone canceled who actually has the skill set to get themselves out of it. Right. Right. Based on their profession.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Yeah. Based on what he's been working on for 30 years. So I was hungry. Based on their profession. Based on what he's been working on for 30 years. So I was hungry. I'm like ready for Louis to just deliver this fucking amazing joke that shows beyond a shadow of a doubt how innocent he is, how preposterous it is to cancel him, and how fucking hilarious he is. And I'm like, okay, we're all back on.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I'm just waiting for a three-minute bit. Right. And maybe that was delivered in the special that he put behind the paywall. I didn't really, I didn't get a chance to see it. I didn't feel like it had that big effect because it was behind the paywall. Yeah. But like it didn't, it didn't happen. And it felt like he was maybe more taken like the apology route.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Right. Yeah. He never actually said, I'm sorry, but wrote an apology. So he almost did the worst of both worlds. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I think the words, I'm sorry. Yeah. It's like the people supporting you aren't happy and the alleged victims aren't happy. So like you satisfy nobody. And like Portnoy is the second person who actually has the skill set. Yeah. Who's like smart enough, thoughtful enough, knows the internet well enough, like knows how to like create like meme culture, knows how to create conversations.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Like he shifted the fucking narrative to the CEO of Business Insider. The CEO of Business Insider might have never even looked at the fucking article. Yeah. Right. Do you think the CEO reads every article that comes out? He has no clue. He's just waking up this morning. He's seeing a clip of him on the fucking soup with Joel McHale roasting. Right. And he's like, what is happening to me? Why is that? Why are my kids sending me these pictures? Like what the fuck is going on? Yeah. He's good enough to get out of it. And
Starting point is 00:54:40 you're actually seeing it happen. He's going to be out of it. Oh, I think he's already out. Yeah. I don't think I think the stock might still be down. I bet the stock lifts up in a few months and I think him personally is out. You want to talk about investment strategy, buying cancel stocks. Yeah. I, yeah, yeah. I had that thought about investing in Penn right now. Oh dude, I tried to do it, but I was on California time. I tried to put money in Penn, but I, and I was like, oh, okay. The market's still open, but I realized we're three hours back. But like buying canceled stocks is really interesting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Because like, if it looks like the cancelable offense isn't going to stop the company. Yeah. Right. Like buying Tesla after he smokes weed. Yeah. Would have been a great move. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Right. That is a strategy right there. And it'll bounce back quickly. And then here's another thing you got to think about. When United drug that Asian off the plane. Yeah. We should have bought. We should have bought right there. And it'll bounce back quickly. And then here's another thing you got to think about. When United drug that Asian off the plane. Yeah, we should have bought. We should have bought right there. That moment.
Starting point is 00:55:29 I just hate United so much I can't support the brand. It sucks, dude. It sucks. But that's a moment to buy their stock. Yes. Because it will bounce. People aren't going to stop flying. They're not.
Starting point is 00:55:39 So, you guys, it sucks. I'll stop buying them. I'll stop flying them for a couple of weeks. But eventually, they're going to be $100 cheaper than anybody else, and how does he fucking take it? Yeah, cancel stocks. So then here's the question. Do we cancel people and short the stock?
Starting point is 00:55:51 Yes. Or do we cancel people so that we can buy it cheap and then come back? Both. Right? Yeah. Do we try to bait Elon into something on Twitter?
Starting point is 00:56:01 Maybe he's drunk or high enough to respond. Short it, let it dip, buy the dip. Yeah. Yeah. I thought about this with art. Like, you should kill artists. Like, the second. Yeah. I'll be honest.
Starting point is 00:56:12 All these artists, like, die. Do you know what I mean? Like, there's, like, all these moments. All these artists, like, kill themselves. Like, did they? Or did the guy who bought their fucking painting and wants to make sure that there's no more of those paintings out.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Yeah. Like, the value of your Picasso is based on him not making any more of it right like the it's bitcoin right there's jackson polak dead say what jackson polak dead i think it's pollock oh yeah but i'm not sure yeah i'm not sure if he's not polak i'm almost positive it could originally be that but that's what americans say it's pollock. It's Jackson. Okay. I'm going to stick with Pollock. But just think about it. You buy a piece of art, right, from this artist that you really like.
Starting point is 00:56:49 People are always like, oh, why are all the great artists dead? It's like because that's how you secure the value. Right. You got to have a dead man switch. Done. If you kill me, I have all these pieces in a vault. They're all getting flooded. Give them to free.
Starting point is 00:56:59 How is that we made this movie? Like, literally, you make an artist popular, kill him. That's a great movie. How did Basquiat die? I'm about to find out. A drug overdose? Right? Andy Warhol, how'd he die?
Starting point is 00:57:11 AIDS or something? I don't know if that's true. I don't know. Basquiat died from a heroin overdose. Oh, there you go. Oh, really? There you go. Oh, what a shame.
Starting point is 00:57:18 The artist dies of heroin. No way, dude. That motherfucker was killed. Think about it. How did Warhol die? I'm going to find out. How did Warhol die? Find out. How did Warhol die? Hate crime.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Spontaneous dickstabuck? Is it possible he had the SDB? Spontaneous dickbusting. Yo, did that happen? How did Warhol die? Overdose? Something? Overdose on coke?
Starting point is 00:57:44 Yeah, like a heart arrhythmia. Son. Heart arrhythmia. Killed. Yo, what's the artist that died of natural causes that popped off?
Starting point is 00:57:53 Nobody. Monet, Mayonnaise, all these motherfuckers start going crazy. Van Gogh cutting his ear off. Nah, fam.
Starting point is 00:57:58 He had gallbladder surgery and then died in his sleep from post-operative irregular heartbeat. Van Gogh? Nah, this is Warhol. They killed that motherfucker. Look,
Starting point is 00:58:04 think about it like this. You buy a piece of art, right? The value of that art, art is meaningless. It's not really what it looks like. It's truly useless. It is barstool, okay? Barstool is valuable because of Portnoy. But if Portnoy does crazy fucked up shit,
Starting point is 00:58:22 then the value of barstool will go down. Right? So if Barstool is at an all-time high and that's just a piece of art and you just kill the artist. You kill the career of Portnoy. No. You kill the career of Portnoy. Now the art's worth nothing. Let me use a different example.
Starting point is 00:58:39 I got you. Let's say, for example, Picasso is this great artist. And then it finds out that he's a fucking child rapist. Right. Who wants to have a painting of a child rapist in their house? Yeah, that's a good point. No value. You can't cancel him.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Kill that motherfucker before he rapes kids. If the thing has value and kill him before there could be more. What is it? Rothko? Whatever. There's only a certain amount
Starting point is 00:58:56 of Rothkos. There's only a certain amount of Wilkies. I only know this because it's in the Jay-Z song but there's only a certain amount of them, right? Pablo Picasso, Rothko, Wilkies.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Graduated from the Kona. I didn't even know what them shits were, bro. Exactly. But he only got a certain amount of them. Just think about crypto. There's only a certain amount. It's Bitcoins. The cryptos that you could just keep making more and more are valueless, right? But the ones where there's a finite number,
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Starting point is 01:03:31 Okay, let's get back to the show. And we're back. Look, I'm not advocating for the murder of artists. It sounds like that's exactly what you're doing. It does sound like it. Yeah. And I probably said you should kill artists. What I'm trying to say is people have been killed for less.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Okay. Less money. yeah. Way less money. People get killed for Jordans. That's true. You have to think about these pieces. They're priceless, these pieces. Imagine if you just bought Jordans and then killed Jordan. I'll be honest. You should probably light other other artwork on fire yeah a less violent way from the same
Starting point is 01:04:12 artist the more valuable yours is right it's not valuable because it looks nice it's valuable because it's rare and this person is super popular that's it that's it that's it the nft thing with the guy with the apes or whatever yeah kill him board board ape yeah kill him yeah yeah how has nobody killed this fucking guy yo you bring up a valid point why is he alive what if you just deleted everybody else's board ape yeah you can't delete it's minted to the blockchain oh come on you should know that yeah you really should know he also said we said we should kill Michael Jordan so they stop making Jordans. If you want your Jordans to be worth more money?
Starting point is 01:04:47 You think Michael Jordan's making all the Jordans, dog? Yeah, dog. What are you talking about? They're not going to keep making Jordans posthumously. They're still making Kobe's. They're still making Kobe's every day. Who's buying Kobe's right now? When's the last time you saw Kobe's on the streets? They were way up after he died. Wait a minute. Do you honestly not think that they make...
Starting point is 01:05:04 You don't think the price of Jordans go up if Jordan dies? Yeah, I think Chuck Taylor passed away a long time ago. Do you think Chuck Taylor's still alive? The price of Jordans went up because of a fucking Last Dance documentary. You don't think if he gets killed, the price will go way up? Akash, Akash, Akash, we just have to go back to the stupid thing you said here. Yeah. We just have to acknowledge the stupid thing you said.
Starting point is 01:05:20 It is possible that for profit, a company like Nike might continue producing a sneaker even after the person that sneaker is bestowed to is dead. That might have been stupid, but my point is right. That's all I need. But my point is right. That's all I need. But my point was right. What was your point? If Jordan died, the price of Jordans would go up.
Starting point is 01:05:37 That's 100% true. That's 100% true. You're a dumbass too, Mark. We're just together. Don't be stupid, idiot. It would go up for a little. For decades. For decades. I think if there'd be initial surge, you're We're in this together, you fuck. Don't bring me to this. It would go up for a little. For decades. For decades.
Starting point is 01:05:46 I think if there'd be an initial surge, you're like, oh, I need a... It's like when someone, like a musician, you know what I mean? They die, all of a sudden, their Pop Smoke's album's number one forever. Right? Yeah, forever.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Because you want to hear the dead guy. Well, not forever, but for a few weeks. Right? You want to hear the dead guy. But yes, I still think they would make the sneakers. Yeah, fine fine but the price would go up sure the price would go up but with paintings with this ape person the person who makes the ape i think it's one person right if you really want your nft to have value
Starting point is 01:06:16 you kill the artist you got to kill that guy what's his what's bitcoin guy's name satoshi satoshi he around that's if you don't that's if you don't know him he already made the set number that's already a set number it's already done he can't make any more what a genius dog genius gave away all the power yeah that's why bitcoin but what if we don't know the artist of the nft say again we might not know the artist of that you were bringing up banksy bank's really good that's security that's security banksy has created his own security yeah you gotta hide he gotta fucking hide dude and also make your shit on the street too like can i say something honestly please if you know how banksy's all like you know i don't want to commodify my art or whatever i don't want
Starting point is 01:06:59 my art to be sold blah blah blah i hate this guy so much i know but here's the thing you do want to be sold because if you didn't, you would just make replicas, exact replicas of the thing that was sold, and then it would reduce value every single time. Oh, that one of one? It's not one of seven. It's one of 30.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Go make some more, buddy. Go make some more of the little girl, the stencil, the little girl with the balloon. Go make some more, dude. It's very easy to make your art worthless. Make more of it. Yeah. Go for it, bud.
Starting point is 01:07:23 Yeah. What's stopping you? Can I tell you something about that girl with the balloon? Yeah. I don't get it. Why do we love it so much? Oh, because it got destroyed. Oh, this motherfucker, dude.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Dude, you can order something that's zero of one. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. You can order something that is zero of one. That's better than one of one. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I just don't understand what's so iconic about it.
Starting point is 01:07:44 Bro, it's Bitcoin. It's nothing. It's a store of value Listen, you have like I understand why Bitcoin is worth a lot I don't know you don't understand you just happen to be right and it drives me fucking crazy son I'll be having a gut that's right. Yo, my gut should be right dog Shells don't want to say look how stupid What don't even want to say it look how stupid you are i just said you're right about that i know you saw his wife what you saw his wife you see the wife what does it say oh it's a bitcoin wife food dog come on come on bro act like your boy ain't out here son uh it's so bad that i'm rooting against it even though i'm pot committed did you sell yours i won't let him still haven't sold it
Starting point is 01:08:18 i keep talking him out of it i still got it what's bitcoin at now now? Buddy, more? It's up? Yeah. 66. You're good. Oh, look at you. So I made money. You made money. You can sell right now. I win, dude. I mean, you're going to get taxed on it.
Starting point is 01:08:32 You can sell right now. Yeah, now we're getting taxed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you feel about that? Buddy, it's all good, dude. I assume by that point, we'll figure out a way around the taxes. Yo, Elon is such a fucking troll, dude. Son, this guy's brilliant, dude.
Starting point is 01:08:43 He's like, there's no way for me to pay taxes, so I guess I'll just sell 10% of the stock, knowing that all the people that want him to pay taxes are invested in Tesla and making tons of money. No, it's actually even smarter than that. Mark, I sent him a link, and he had found another article, but basically, he has a $15 billion tax bill due if he doesn't sell this stock.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Selling this stock, he's going to have to pay $10 billion in taxes. Not selling, because he got preferred stock when he, like, in 2002 or some shit like that, he got, like, millions of shares, and they're about to expire. Basically, to not pay $15 billion in taxes, he's going to pay $10 billion in taxes, and make it
Starting point is 01:09:20 seem as though he just let Twitter decide what to do. He's doing it for the people. Yeah. Why does he have to pay $15 billion? Something about the stock options that he has are about to expire, and he's going to have to get taxed on the realized gain of those taxes. So that's like 37%. I'm getting the fine details wrong, but 37% federal tax and like an 18% state tax because the stock was issued in California.
Starting point is 01:09:43 Yeah. percent state tax and the because the stock was issued in california yeah so he's gonna get taxed on like 30 billion dollars gain 54 so to not pay that 15 billion he's like let me just sell this 10 million dollars or whatever and then get taxed and i'm gonna make it look like the people convinced me yeah 100 this is smart he's so fucking smart dude this is smart anytime elon musk is pretending he's doing something altruistic, he's not. He's not. Anytime he's pretending he's letting the people do something, he's not. Does he have any fucked up kids?
Starting point is 01:10:11 Do you have any cokehead kids or anything like that? I'm sure, dude. We don't know anything about his kids. There's got to be. I mean, he's got a lot of kids. There's got to be one of them that's in rehab or some shit like that. Too young, I think. No, he's got like 17 kids.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Not 17, but the guy's got like five or seven he's the antonio camardi billionaires he really is he's got six kids six kids boom that's a lot for a billionaire yeah if you're not a fucking middle eastern oil tycoon that's a lot of kids six son jeff bezos did one of the most likable things or maybe the only likable thing that i've ever seen him do outside of get me shit within 24 hours whenever i need it and uh he did you see what happened yeah yeah it was just amazing so his new wife is like cheesed up talking to leonardo caprino checking him out i mean it's disrespectful and i think leo's like on an apple box or something he's like sitting way higher than him he just looks so tiny and like his girl's like looking up to him And looks him up and down If her titties are pointed at you
Starting point is 01:11:06 That's a problem That is a problem She was wild She was being disrespectful That was super wild And And What's his face
Starting point is 01:11:14 The next day Jeff Bezos Posts a picture I think on Twitter Yeah And what did it say It said Leo We need to have a word
Starting point is 01:11:21 Or something like that He basically said Leo let me show you something Which I actually thought Was funny wording Yeah You know He literally goes Yo Leo let me show you something. Actually, that was funny wording. Yeah. You know? He literally goes, yo, Leo, let me show you something.
Starting point is 01:11:28 I was like, that's our line. Oh. That was our shit. Oh. All right. All right, Jeff. And then it's just him on a cliff on a sign that says, like, caution, steep cliff, might fall off, some shit like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:40 So he, yeah, he gonna send the demons out for Leo, dog. Yeah. And he strategically placed it in front of his upper body, except for his arms put on the things that look mad brolic. He looks like he's in way better shape than he is. This guy thought it through. It was a photo op. He went with his Amazon number two and was like,
Starting point is 01:11:55 let's figure this shit out. I'm fucking getting embarrassed out here in these streets. Now, what do you do in that situation where your girl's, like, head over heels in love with another man? It depends on if it's Leo. I'm probably going to be checking him out with her. Yeah. So I wouldn't even notice.
Starting point is 01:12:09 Leo's a tough one. He's just like, yeah. Leo, dog. He wouldn't even try. And that's this. He wasn't being flirty. He seemed the opposite. He seemed extremely concerned.
Starting point is 01:12:16 That made it worse. That made it more embarrassing. But she knows like Leo got an age limit. That's true. Yeah. He thought that was his mom. Yeah. Yeah. Like shorties probably around like 40 or something like that. Like 50. And like Leo's not age limit. That's true. He thought that was his mom. Yeah. Like short,
Starting point is 01:12:25 he's probably around like 40 or something like that. Like 50. And like Leo's not doing that. Yeah. He was doing 25. Yeah. 25 tops. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:33 You know? Yeah. There's no way. So Leo's probably confused about this whole situation. Like, what the fuck is going on here? Like, why is this girl looking at me like this in front of Jeff Bezos?
Starting point is 01:12:42 He probably trying to talk to Jeff Bezos. Yeah. Probably. Probably not talking to these 50 year oldzos. Yeah, probably. We're going to keep it a buck. Probably. He's definitely not talking to these 50-year-old women. Yeah, definitely not, dude. The oldest woman he's ever been with is probably Kate Winslet in Titanic.
Starting point is 01:12:52 Yeah. He's probably like, I really got to act here. Never again, dog. That was it. He made out with Kate Winslet in the back of an old Model T, and he's never hooked up with a girl that old ever again. You ever talk about how this guy got such a problem with the icebergs melting
Starting point is 01:13:07 but if it wasn't for an iceberg you wouldn't have a career? Yeah, that's a good point. Am I gonna talk about that? A hot ass take. Yeah. That's why he's concerned about them melting.
Starting point is 01:13:14 He's like, yo, we gotta bring these motherfuckers back. Titanic 2. Yo. You're right. You're right. That's a great fucking point.
Starting point is 01:13:21 Or maybe he doesn't want to melt so there won't be a replacement. Like he doesn't want someone else to take his won't be a replacement. Like he doesn't want someone else to take his spot. He's trying to kill the... He's killing the artist. You gotta kill the artist.
Starting point is 01:13:33 But yeah, I think this kind of just confirms like basically do you want wealth or fame? Like that old debate. If you could get one or the other. Like fame, I'm assuming plus like charm, personality, or just pure wealth you might want fame dog but Leo got wealth too
Starting point is 01:13:49 what you don't have I don't think that Leo is more famous than Jeff Bezos I mean as far as like have you seen them both walking down the street I think more people recognize Leo I don't think people know what Bezos looks like as much as they use his shit everyday man I think it's I think it's tricky though don't you people know what Bezos looks like as much as they use his shit every day. Man, I think it's tricky, though.
Starting point is 01:14:07 Okay. Don't you think it's close? Probably closer than I'm thinking. Because my initial thought is 100 people are going to recognize Leo out of 100. And 30 are going to recognize him. If I see Leo, I like him. I'm probably being... I'm excited to see Leo.
Starting point is 01:14:20 But she's been around those actors. Her ex-husband is Patrick Whitesell, who runs WME. Has Ben Affleck as a client, Christian Bale.'s been around these people but this leo dog all right i'm in the room i'm glowed up let me just have leo this leo the latario look to me in a certain way this leo the latario dog it's different it's not ben affleck certain by affleck so you think she was just trying to be charming you think she was just trying to be flirty and fun bitch you too old, bro. She wants to flex if she could get some attention.
Starting point is 01:14:48 For sure. How old is she? I'm going to look it up. Because here's the thing. Leo's 50. Yeah, but. So it's not like. Like it's one thing when you're playing mom.
Starting point is 01:14:58 She's 51. She's 51 and Leo's what, 50? So it's one thing when you're playing mom and you're flirting with a younger man. He's 46. He's 46. Okay. So if you're playing mom and you're flirting with a younger man. He's 46. He's 46. Okay. So if you're playing mom and flirting with a younger man,
Starting point is 01:15:08 that's kind of fun. Like if Meryl Streep comes up to me and she starts flirting with me and saying some wild shit, it's adorable. She could say the wildest shit in the entire world to me. Just like an old man
Starting point is 01:15:18 can say that to a girl in her like 30s or 40s and it's kind of like charming. Like he can be like old and creepy, but it's kind of like funny. Less charming than when a woman. Fair enough. Way less charming.
Starting point is 01:15:28 But when a woman does it, I think you're thinking of when your dad does it and he's not creepy at all. He says pretty mild things. But yeah, like a... No, no, no. I mean like literally
Starting point is 01:15:35 like the grandpa in the movie who's like saying kind of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that is kind of funny. It is kind of funny. Like a grandpa at a diner is saying things to the waitress and the waitress is like,
Starting point is 01:15:42 oh, Harold, shut up. Right? Like because they know it's so ridiculous and it could never happen. Or like the nerd character hitting on the hot chick. He can say whatever because it's absurd. It's never going to happen. The insulting thing is she might be operating with him as if it could never happen. It's ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:15:59 But they're within the fuck range. Yeah, five years. Five years? I mean, most people are in Leo's fuck range. Yeah, that's true. Are they? Oh, no no most people should be yeah yeah most people should be in leo's fuck range right but like that's an interesting perspective like i don't this is funny she is probably looking at the situation like i'm 51 but i'm bad i got the richest man on the planet to leave wifey yeah like i got the richest man on the planet to give away half his shit for this
Starting point is 01:16:28 pussy. Yeah. Got with me while he was with her. Like this is the most fire pussy ever. Yeah. He gave up half of the wealth of the richest person on the planet. Never in history has that ever happened. That's how fire the pussy is.
Starting point is 01:16:41 Right. So she's probably looking at Leo. Like if I want it, I'll get it. Yeah. And's probably looking at leo like if i want it i'll get it yeah and leo's looking at her like grandma baby let me talk to bezos for a second what the fuck is going on like they don't understand what's happening leo's trying to steal jeff from her yeah leo would rather be a jeff they both want to solve the fucking climate crisis or whatever hell is going on yeah even though they're both Contributing to it Absolutely
Starting point is 01:17:06 100% Nobody destroying The environment More than Bezos Right It's not recyclable On boxes that come To your house
Starting point is 01:17:13 I think they are They are You can't recycle boxes Yeah you can It's to Keep on using that shit It's to recycle boxes It's legit
Starting point is 01:17:20 The number one shit To recycle is cardboard Y'all never had anything That was recycled out of boxes Yeah What you have is Recycled was recycled out of boxes. Yeah. What you have is recycled cardboard. A lot of boxes.
Starting point is 01:17:29 A lot more boxes. They can't make boxes out of boxes. That's almost how they make it. Can't make boxes out of boxes. What do you think they make boxes out of? Tree. They make it out of tree, bro. Why do you think there's no Amazon? Because of Amazon, dog.
Starting point is 01:17:42 Yo, I mean, come on, guys. This is basic information. This is basic information. This is basic knowledge. You can't make boxes out of recycled boxes. You already use it. You didn't name a company after the shit he'd taken out completely. He knew from the jump. It's a new Amazon.
Starting point is 01:17:56 The Amazon's here now. Yeah, you got to kill the first Amazon. Control the supply. 100%. Smart. 100%, man. This guy's serious. Have you all Googled it yet?
Starting point is 01:18:04 Yeah, I think there's a lot of things that you've used. You cannot make boxes out of recycled boxes. Yeah, it's confirmed. Most boxes in the United States, or no, 65% of boxes are made from partially recycled boxes at least. Oh, partially. That's 61% is partial. Are partially recycled boxes.
Starting point is 01:18:20 And I think at least one is probably fully recycled. No. No. But the box is recyclable even if it's partially recycled. Nope. Once it's open and put together, it can't be used as a box anymore. The sixth most recycled item ever is corrugated cardboard. Is what?
Starting point is 01:18:35 Corrugated cardboard boxes. Yeah. And newspaper is made of recycled boxes. And Jeff Bezos' wife is a recycled box. It's interesting. maybe you can't fuck him but shout out to jeff bezos you out here king son you out here um all right should we talk about astral world all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because I need to tell you about Watch Gang. Okay. They've given over 500 Rolexes away. It is the number one watch club in the world.
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Starting point is 01:20:36 Yeah. Tragic, man. Eight people dead. Yeah. A bunch more in the hospital. Even more in the hospital. Have you guys heard this thing about the needle? Yes.
Starting point is 01:20:47 This is what's really interesting to me. I'm curious if the people died from the trampling, from some sort of asphyxiation, or from fentanyl or whatever the fuck was in that needle. Apparently there was a guy walking around just jabbing people with a needle. I don't know if that's confirmed yet. Is it? The police say they're still investigating it,
Starting point is 01:21:04 but I've read the stories, like the really detailed ones, of how people were getting crushed in the stampede. And you just know if there were some people that were injured from that needle, definitely a lot of people were killed within that stampede. They were crushed. I read some accounts that basically once Travis Scott got on stage, everybody tried to rush to the front. And some girl was saying like she lined up dumb early,
Starting point is 01:21:25 like an hour and a half before the concert even started to be close. And then when Travis came on stage, it was like crazy panic. Like it was so tight. Literally, I think she said, if you jumped, you just stayed in the air. It was that tight. You felt it on your ribs. People are shoving in. She passed out.
Starting point is 01:21:39 And then luckily they were like finding people who were passed out and then crowd surfing them out of the way. She helped one person. Then she passed out and then somebody helped her. And then the they were like finding people who were passed out and then crowd surfing them out of the way. She helped one person. Then she passed out and then somebody helped her. And then the aide who died, it seemed like they just got trampled. Like the the needle thing, it would be fucking crazy if it's true. Right now, it's not confirmed. The Houston PD did confirm that one security guard allegedly he he said that the security guard claims that he got a needle in the neck and then had to be resuscitated with Narcan.
Starting point is 01:22:04 Yeah. that the security guard claims that he got a needle in the neck and then had to be resuscitated with Narcan. Yeah. Now, some people are suggesting that the NYPD is putting the needle story out and trying to push the needle story because it absolves them. HPD? Or the Houston PD, I mean. Is putting out the story and pushing the needle story.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Because they're like, dude, there's a crazy guy with a needle. It's not because there was poor crowd control. It's not because of anything else. It was a wild attacker. And also multiple things can be true. Yikes. Yeah, it is kind of crazy,
Starting point is 01:22:30 but there is an interesting conversation, which is like responsibility for mob tactics here. Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. Cause I have a, so, and again, I don't hold again i don't hold i don't hold uh travis
Starting point is 01:22:48 responsible in the same way that i don't hold like trump responsible for like inciting violence or inciting these things right yeah you can say something but if somebody actually does it they should be personally accountable for that especially if they're an adult right uh that being said people are going to look into Travis's marketing and they're going to show that he makes sure you know every single time that a mob chases him. And he is the type of person that mobs create around him. And he's the type of person that people will charge the gate.
Starting point is 01:23:19 And he is that famous. He's that excited. 2015, he pled guilty to, I think, reckless endangerment because he told the crowd to hop over the barricades. I think 2017 in Manhattan, a guy sued him because he said he got shoved off a third-floor balcony and then dragged on stage. So this is a thing that he's already had issues with.
Starting point is 01:23:39 So when that happens and you don't do it. It looks super lit, dawg. It looks super lit. In the Astroworld promo for this year, they used footage from previous concerts that show people breaking down gates and jumping over fences. And they're like, yo, this is the craziest thing ever.
Starting point is 01:23:52 Hundreds of kids just running. He says that he wants his shows to be like a WWE show. Yeah. He's promoting that moshing and he's saying that's the release, but. And apparently he tweeted earlier that day encouraging gate crashing. Well, he said we want the wild ones in or some shit we're sneaking the wild ones in we're still sneaking people in blah
Starting point is 01:24:09 blah and apparently the event was oversold yeah so it's like there's a bunch of people probably on the hook yeah we got to figure out what the issue was if the issue is just simply overcrowding then maybe it could be those people that came in through the crash gate and if they came into the crash gate because they felt like travis was them to do that, is he partially responsible? It's a bunch of issues. Right. That's at least what they're going to say when this goes to a lawsuit. Right.
Starting point is 01:24:32 The lawsuits are going to say, listen, he told motherfuckers to crash this shit. And the people that crashed it caused the overcrowding, which caused the people to be squeezed and trampled and fucked up. And if it was only the amount of people that were there, right, if they didn't oversell it. If they oversold it, then they also, whoever oversold it is on the hook as well. It's just a really interesting situation. It's like, how much can you hype the crowd? How much can you reward it? Every time Travis is being chased,
Starting point is 01:24:54 I don't even think he walks. The only time I see him is he's being chased. He's at McDonald's, people going crazy, and they're mobbing it. He's in Fashion Week, people going crazy, they're mobbing it. Almost to the point where I'm like, is he paying to start this kind of thing is he paying a few select people to like chase him when he goes somewhere because it makes it look super hypey yeah right it does look hypey
Starting point is 01:25:14 you look like you're the man people are chasing you through the streets yeah that's a superhero you can also just put yourself in a position that that happens like if you're not paying everyone to chase you like you can go through the front entrance of the concert where everyone that's there to see you sees you and they can walk up to you and all of a sudden that's going to create panic like he could go through the back door yeah there's other entrances there's better security details there's disguises like but he's intentionally drawing attention to get people to it is also i've been to a travis scott small live performance he did wiling out one year and i went to go hang i was like 2016 i wasn't on it but i was just saying hi to everybody and that motherfucker
Starting point is 01:25:46 had the whole place shaking like I've never seen any live performance ever like he's actually incredible live and he creates his energy I can't even explain it
Starting point is 01:25:54 I walked out toward the end of the performance but you could literally feel the whole venue shaking it was crazy it was fucking live
Starting point is 01:26:00 that's the worst story I've ever heard fire event so live going crazy I got to bed early but it was crazy. That's exactly what I did.
Starting point is 01:26:06 That's what I did. Hit Schultz's bachelor party, lit as fuck, about 2 a.m. You guys good? I'm going to go to sleep. Try to get eight hours. That is true. Akash would go to sleep every night early. Makes me feel better you did that for Travis Scott, too.
Starting point is 01:26:20 I'd be doing that. That's me. They also said that this event, it's a festival, right? And it was 50,000 people. But normally when you're at a festival, you're at Coachella. There's a main stage. And then all the people that want house music are far off in the Sahara tent. So that whole crowd is distributed across the field.
Starting point is 01:26:38 Anyone going to Astroworld Festival, the entire show will be there for Travis. What Doug was saying is there's multiple bands playing at the same time. And usually they're bands that don't have any kind of crossover with the listenership, right? But at Astroworld, there's one person you want to see. But at the same time, they should be ready for that. When Jay-Z comes on it, I don't know if he's ever played Coachella. Everybody's going to see Jay-Z.
Starting point is 01:27:01 Rock the bells. You want to see Jay-Z. I mean, this is going to have an effect on all of it because Coachella has been the same exact fields in Palm Springs or in Coachella area. And the audience capacity just keeps on growing. They've expanded a little bit, but like triple what it was when we were going like 15 years ago.
Starting point is 01:27:20 And you feel it. Like people are lined up two hours before. There's still room, but you're like no you're that's gonna change big time what do you think you're just not gonna have these big concerts or the capacity is gonna be capacity has to has to be reduced yeah yeah what do you think do you think travis is the greatest artist of all time yes no what i'm saying is i think there's like i've seen examples so i've been like reading up on like reddit stuff and they're like yo i was at a concert that was in uh glass in the
Starting point is 01:27:48 uk let's say and it was a hundred berry or whatever yeah yeah it's a hundred thousand people but they had rows that were forcefully like layered in and security would kick people out that would step the road that's how you're supposed to do it yeah there was like there are people that apparently do this correctly with larger crowds i I'm not like, I just imagine people are wild. I, yeah, I just imagine that those people maybe are going to elevate like to a bigger career.
Starting point is 01:28:10 You know what I mean? Like those people that handle this well. I also think, yeah, Travis doesn't seem like he wants it. He wants to fucking, I want you guys to swarm. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:18 And you could tell like make for a crazy energy, the fervor in the audience when like they're bringing the ambulance through and kids are jumping on the ambulance, like twerking and like stomping on it and like trying to break shit and apparently he saw the ambulance stopped the music for like uh several seconds is what i heard and then he was like what's going on there's an ambulance music stops and he goes if you're doing all right put your middle finger up and then he went back into 30 more minutes yeah so i i don't necessarily blame him but it ain't a good look yeah apparently the event went
Starting point is 01:28:46 on 30 minutes after it was already declared like a mass casualty so it continued for 30 minutes after there was reports and apparently people were telling him like yo there's people we might need to stop and allegedly i don't know if this is true he said nah fuck all that let's keep going oh that would be he's on a massive platform and he sees like multiple people getting resuscitated keeps on doing the robot you see his statement yo here's it i didn't see the robot bro he was he was hitting the robot he was also killing it too i was like damn i get it murder that shit there's a found a nice pocket you can gotta let him finish Yeah that's tricky man That's tricky because You are at
Starting point is 01:29:26 A concert And people are taking drugs And they're gonna pass out Yeah So I'm sure it's not the first time A massive entertainer Has seen someone pass out
Starting point is 01:29:36 That's true In the audience And there's 50,000 people there It's probably something normalized Yeah Especially when you go to these Big fucking concerts Especially his concert
Starting point is 01:29:42 Yeah People are smoking weed They're dehydrated They're doing fucking ecstasy jumping like screaming for two hours like seeing people passed out is nothing death is crazy but how do you know the difference that's what i'm saying he probably doesn't know the difference he's seen it a million times and that's not really phasing him that much maybe the ambulance did a little bit but bro like seeing somebody passed out like i'm just thinking like at Burning Man or even like at a festival or something like that,
Starting point is 01:30:09 that wouldn't be that shocking to me. Yeah. It just wouldn't, I don't know. I wouldn't. Yeah, that's a good point. I'd expect it. That's a good point, but that's going to be tough to explain
Starting point is 01:30:17 if you get sued, which he's already starting to get sued. Oh, in retrospect, you look awful. Yeah. You look so cold, bro. Yeah. You knew these motherfuckers dead. You kept on you kept saying put your mother middle finger yeah and he can't exactly say oh yeah i'm used to people just passing out yeah and looking like they're dead at
Starting point is 01:30:33 my concert they do all kinds of drugs at my concert yeah you can't say that but how does he know that they're dead he has no clue so are you that also falls on his management that's like yo are you getting feed and intel from like the medical team oh fam once they know that somebody's dead someone gotta go on that stage and be like hey it's a wrap yeah yeah like one person medical teams should have flare guns honestly god they should be inside the crowd that's a good no they really should and if you see the flare go i'll be like yo that's it automatic 30 minutes stop i'll tell you what's probably gonna happen is motherfuckers gonna bring flare guns to just fucking party and just be like, this shit is fire.
Starting point is 01:31:07 Yo, that's crazy about that needle, though. I don't even like that that's a story because it's going to give motherfuckers ideas. What if he's just injecting them with a vaccine? Yeah, it could be COVID. What if he's just a big science guy? I'm just saying, like, what if you're one of these crazy serial killers? You're one of these crazy motherfuckers, right? Like, do you want to give everybody AIDS? You want Or you're one of these Crazy motherfuckers Right like
Starting point is 01:31:25 You want to give Everybody AIDS You want to give Everybody you know Some sort of disease You got some Ebola You know you want to Give somebody that
Starting point is 01:31:31 Like you just go around Jabbing motherfuckers And you're so close They won't even feel it Like honestly In a concert That's that tight You can just
Starting point is 01:31:39 Walk by people Poke and they'll be like Oh what was that They'll think it's a bug Or something Ifs that bro You're probably drunk You don't even need to do that. You can literally offer people free
Starting point is 01:31:47 fucking ecstasy lace with fentanyl. Oh, shit. It's much easier than poking people. The poking people, you gotta have mad different needles. Throw one out, throw another one out. You can also be on the hook for that. People are gonna be like, oh yeah, I saw the guy that came up to my friend and gave him some shit. He looked like this.
Starting point is 01:32:03 The poke is in and out. Secret, yeah. Yo, you guys ever poke before? I fucking will see the person. out to my friend and gave him some shit he looked like this yeah you do this in and out secret yeah yo you guys were before i fucking will see the person yeah when you're this shit faced you know what i mean yeah crazy also to travis's defense i don't know if he's drunk like a lot of times performers are on stage like they're faded like they might not be like a fully able to make coherent decisions especially on that scale yeah but again I don't think any of that flies in court that might
Starting point is 01:32:26 maybe the court of public opinion maybe but other people are gonna be like yeah but it's still your responsibility it's your show well no I think legally he might be off the hook I think public opinion
Starting point is 01:32:34 is gonna be harder on him than the legal precedent really yeah I think that they're gonna treat him like Alec Baldwin man like I think they're gonna be like oh man he's the victim
Starting point is 01:32:42 in this well I honestly think that statement hurt him. What was his statement? His apology wasn't great. His apology was, he just literally, he's just saying, he's just rubbing his forehead the entire time, weirdly, he's just doing this.
Starting point is 01:32:53 And it just looks weird visually. But also, though, the shit he's saying is almost more like, hey, guys, don't be mad at me. It doesn't really, it's not super awkward, but it's like, yeah, I just want you guys to know my fans mean the world to me and all this stuff. And I'm going to do, you know, I'm going to set up a fund. Yeah, I think I didn't hear set up a fund.
Starting point is 01:33:10 I already said, like, I'm going to give you all information as soon as I get it. And it's like, bro, we don't care about the information. I want to take care of the people. Well, he said he was like, I'm going to set up a fund. We're figuring out the families. We're trying to help the families in this tough time, blah, blah. But he also put a filter on it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:22 Don't put a filter on your apology, bro. It was black and white. Don't make it black and white, bro. yeah i don't know better super emotional it just didn't yeah he almost looked like he was trying to cry but he couldn't that's forehead scratch yeah it didn't feel super genuine music a little sarah mcglock he should have honestly it would have been a little better bro listen to that before yeah that's a dope name for a female rapper yeah oh y'all make blocks yeah damn okay so you think that he has to pay any money at all or no no because i think it's like insurance yeah i don't think it's gonna be him personally it's gonna be like the event like
Starting point is 01:33:57 vendors like probably like the medical team that was hired because apparently a bunch of them were incompetent right it's gonna fall on like the production and whoever produced the event probably his management. I can't imagine it comes out of his pocket. There's insurance, but then if he was at fault, if they could say that he caused this, then they'll turn on him?
Starting point is 01:34:14 The insurance is going to do everything in their power to convince the courts or whoever it is that Travis Scott made these people run. Yeah, and he encouraged it and he said this and this tweet. I think. Yeah, and he encouraged it and he said this and this tweet. Yeah, so if they can prove that he encouraged
Starting point is 01:34:29 the violence, then yeah, it'll be on him. Fuck. And then how does that change concerts? I don't know. Do we stop the mosh pit? Yeah, kind of. I don't know if it's going to change it that much though. People die every year on Black Friday. That's true.
Starting point is 01:34:45 That's true. But I'm just saying, like, if you know that you're on the hook for it. Yeah. Right? Yeah. With Black Friday, I don't think that the company itself is on the hook. But if, what was it called? Was it Best Buy?
Starting point is 01:34:55 If Best Buy was on the hook every time someone died at Black Friday, please believe that they would have some different rules. And once these artists got to start paying or these promoters have to start paying like if the promoter of this event has to pay please believe anybody else's event that they're promoting is going to have very different rules so they can avoid another payment i think if you're that type of artist a fire pr move is to say yo you gotta sign a waiver just to come to the concert that if you're if you're injured in a moshing accident blah blah like it's on you and for pr wise that's crazy that's like i forgot what scary movie did that but they were like you got a sign you have to consent to how scary it is people are dying in the theater from fear like amazing marketing yeah what the fuck movie was
Starting point is 01:35:36 that the um the something project where they're with us blair witch blair witch oh maybe yeah blair which i think we all thought might be real that was there real. There's medical staff at the theater because people are passing out. That kind of thing? They're having seizures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That kind of Morgan was like, yo, you want to go to Travis Scott concert?
Starting point is 01:35:53 You got to sign away and say, yeah, if some shit happens, it's on you. Haunted houses do that sometimes. Some haunted houses do that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They do. I got to go to that fucking haunted house. It's killing people. Yeah. Travis Scott sales might skyrocketrocket to be honest with you yeah i'm curious if it affects
Starting point is 01:36:09 like sneakers and shit like that because he's also like beat this before if we're talking about like case precedents like he pled guilty to disorderly conduct and like 2015 inciting a riot yeah you got discharged from that like but this time eight people died and it's a national fiasco like we're all talking about this. Yeah. And even in different. In his documentary, the one on Netflix, Look, Magica Fly, he has the same thing happen, where it shows him encouraging the mob,
Starting point is 01:36:33 and he runs offstage, and he's like, whoa, that was crazy. Like, they banned him from that venue or something like that. And it was used in the promotion. It's all part of the brand. I do think it's all romantic until people die. Yeah. Up point people die that shit is lit as fuck and it might still be lit because more people died and it might be that much bigger but i think it gets a lot more real when you're like oh eight people died at this concert yeah but you're also dealing with a fan base of 15 to 18 year olds yeah they're like i won't die not gonna be me i'm bill different
Starting point is 01:37:04 that's so true they think they're immortal but wow i didn't realize that like this could actually help him yeah good the concert is so lit he is so lit that people are willing to die to get close he's the greatest live artist ever there's not even a debate anymore there's inherently son his concerts are killing people how much more lit can you get? I mean, Slipknot concert, people died. The Who, people died. Who?
Starting point is 01:37:29 Literally, the Who. Who? You're talking about 50 years ago, dog. It's been 50 years ago. What about that country concert in Vegas? Jesus. Remember that one? Yeah, but that wasn't because of the artist.
Starting point is 01:37:41 Say what? That wasn't because of the artist. We don't know that. There's no motive still. There's no motive. Son, his trampling is different, bro. We still don't know what happened with him, right? That's a little crazy. James Paddock artist. Say what? That wasn't because of the artist. We don't know that. There's no motive still. There's no motive. It's not. His trampling is different, bro. We still don't know what happened with him, right? That's a little crazy.
Starting point is 01:37:47 James Paddock, bro. Right? That investigation that just never. It just went away like Biggie. It went away. Yeah. That's weird. Huh.
Starting point is 01:37:54 Yeah, this is interesting, man. Like, people are that. It's fucked up to admit, but I'm like, I got to see a Travis Scott concert. That's what I'm saying. And now that all like the. Aren't you glad I left my shit early? might not be here today i'm grateful mark i didn't feel like i needed to see a travis scott concert until this and now i'm like what is going on here stay back there don't get close and all satanic panic marketing always helps the artists
Starting point is 01:38:19 specifically what's that mean like saying oh they're demonic they're satan it's a ritual which is like the big like prevailing conspiracy on like facebook and shit what's that mean like saying oh they're demonic they're satan it's a ritual which is like the big like prevailing conspiracy on like facebook and shit what's that and that kind of thing always helps because like it's offensive to like i think christian puritanism but isn't so egregious that like his audience will really care yeah so it's like kind of just a perfect device so all these people calling him satan i think actually helps because it makes it so absurd where they're like all right he's not literally satan and so it kind of actually helps because it makes it so absurd where they're like, all right, he's not literally Satan. And so it kind of creates like the,
Starting point is 01:38:49 it makes a distance and a buffer between like where he's actually culpable because you make him so much worse than what he actually did. You know what I mean? So if I'm his PR team, I'm like, I'll push the Satan shit. Cause then it's like, he might've incited a riot, but he's not Satan.
Starting point is 01:39:01 And so now you're not saying, look how bad he is. It's like, well, he's not that you're like, you're pulling back from how you switch the combo. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So now you're not saying, look how bad he is. It's like, well, he's not that. You're pulling back from how- Yeah, now you switched the combo. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:39:07 Yeah. So now we're not talking about dead people. We're talking about whether or not he's Satan. Push the Satan thing. Push the needle thing. Push everything except he decided to ride. Yeah. How upset you think Kris Kardashian is?
Starting point is 01:39:17 Why? That she canceled that fucking show this year. There's no season. Imagine how lit that season would be. Oh, wow. The aftermath of killing eight people. They got all those episodes out of Kim getting a fake robbery. These are real deaths.
Starting point is 01:39:29 Kim and Kanye divorce. This is a big year. Oh, there's so much, dude. The one year she stopped making up shit to happen, real things happen. It actually happens. It's crazy. She's the real victim when you think about it.
Starting point is 01:39:43 This is wild. What did you think about that Kanye interview? Did you see the i saw the drink champs uh highlights the drink champs man yo loved it y'all y'all these guys are great man they got a great podcast yeah great interviews there's like they really care about music and they care about the game and they have this insider information but they also have such enthusiasm that's what i love they seem so like likable and positive and fun. excited about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:06 A lot of motherfuckers that like, you know, will do these music interviews are kind of like jaded. And I feel like they're trying to like copy Sharla and that they have to like, get the artist on something.
Starting point is 01:40:17 Yeah. They have to expose the artist. Right. Like, I think they saw Sharla have so much success when he had a little bit of conflict in the interview yeah and
Starting point is 01:40:26 so they're like these charla copycats i don't think is good but the way that these guys are like enthusiastic excited and then they will ask questions they're a little bit like dicey yeah but they'll they'll ask it almost like as a friend like you'd ask you like yo i gotta ask you like yeah yeah and i don't know it just creates this like really fun atmosphere and then yeah he was going oh yeah they asked they asked great questions they really they got the best at him like they knew kind of what to ask they knew how to pursue it yeah it was great and yay had to respect them because they're insiders yeah and they got respect no he got respect he got respect so he had to go become correct and then he had his little fucking bipolar episode and it was great to
Starting point is 01:41:03 watch bro it was he could be really entertaining. Bro, it was... He can be really entertaining, man. He's so funny. Kanye can be really fucking entertaining. And am I a wild boy for liking the new boots? The big ones? You know what I'm talking about? The big ones? I don't like any... I think they're kind of fun. I don't like any new fashion and they always end up wearing
Starting point is 01:41:20 it at some point, so who the fuck am I? But I thought them shits were trash at first. Bro, I kind of think they're heat. Yeah, I'm not saying Akash's word on fashion. I'm not. Bro, you got pizza grease on your pants right now. Come on, dog. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:41:36 What are you talking about? I don't even know pizza. That's semen, bro. Come on, now. Yeah, booze. Okay, so best part of the interview what do you think big sean oh yeah that question big sean which i actually thought was unfair to big sean what was fair that he said nothing he said was fair that's fair but i actually get the criticism but i feel like he said it i mean it's kanye so you can't really rationalize what he said but i thought he said it in like
Starting point is 01:42:00 unfair way oh yeah the biden that they didn't endorse me running for president obviously you crazy motherfucker. Big Sean, look at him, like, you owe me six million dollars. The fuck am I gonna vote for you for? But I'm upset because Sean was like, I'm apolitical. It's like, that's not the reason. Right? It has nothing to do with how much
Starting point is 01:42:18 you care about politics. Right? It has to do with the fact that Kanye was running for president and you're like, yeah, he's not gonna be president. You also didn't have to say anything, though. You know what I mean? What do you mean? If you run for president, I'm not going to vote for you. Thanks, bro. But I'm also not going to say anything. You know what I mean? I'll be like, yo, if you want to run, that's great. What are you talking about? You can be on
Starting point is 01:42:33 the fucking cabinet. What can I be? What can I be if you're president? You're secretary of defense, bro. Oh, really? Yeah, obviously. Why? Because you're the most Republican one here, man. That's what you're talking about. You put all the money into it. You should call this your secretary of offense, bro, because we'd be going out there after these.
Starting point is 01:42:49 Yeah, very little defense, it seems like. What are we defending? Yeah. Let's go marketing. It's offense. Dove going to be treasury secretary. Dove going to be treasury secretary. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:59 Keeper of the coin. President. First lady. First lady. All right. But for real, Kanye interview. It was cool to see Kanye making jokes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:11 Like he was actually being funny on purpose. Yes. Instead of like being caught off guard and then it's funny. We're kind of laughing at it. Right. When they asked about the soldier boy thing and they're like, so why'd you take them on things like you hear that verse? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:24 You know what I mean? Like he was trying to make them laugh. He was charming too. He was. Yeah. Kanye, Kanye back dog. Kanye. What he called his haircut.
Starting point is 01:43:32 The barber. That's what I was going to bring up. Yeah. Edward N N word hands. So good. I mean, I can't say it. I wish we could say it. So good.
Starting point is 01:43:41 Amazing. Like actually have funny jokes. Yeah. Likeable. Yeah. Kind of get it a little bit. Yeah. 100%. See his have funny jokes. Likeable. You kind of get it a little bit. 100%. See his new girl, too? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:49 He dropped a new shorty, too. That kind of got slid in there. What do you think? Oh, yeah. He's doing great. He's doing great. Both of them upgraded. Both of them upgraded.
Starting point is 01:44:01 Happy for both of them. Yo, shout-outs to Pete, man. That's a takedown right there. I love that kid, man. Happy for both of them. Yo, shout out to Pete, man. That's a takedown right there. I love that kid, man. I fucking love this kid. You cannot hate on it. Like, you cannot hate on it, bro. And I'll tell you why.
Starting point is 01:44:16 He got her to go to Staten Island, bro. That's the most impressive part. That's so wild. He said, come over to Kim Kardashian. That is a very impressive thing. Like, usually when you're dating somebody, especially somebody with status. Yeah. You're willing to accommodate.
Starting point is 01:44:36 Absolutely. You're willing to do whatever. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Also, Shorty's a mom. Like, she got kids and shit like that. Like, how can I make this easier for you? You put the kids to bed, and then we'll get a drink around the corner.
Starting point is 01:44:47 That's what I'm thinking. They're not that different in age. Probably got a lot in common. You know what I mean? Kids and Pete, they probably got to watch the same TV shows, all that. So can you come out to Staten Island? Staten Island, dog. Hey, I rented out a rooftop in Staten Island.
Starting point is 01:45:01 That's a baller move. Son, who gives a fuck? Give me a basement in Manhattan. Also, cheapest rooftop. Well done. Yeah. Like, a rooftop in Manhattan is going to be big money you're spending. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:12 Rooftop Staten Island? Yeah. Get a view of the city. Yeah. It's from there, right? Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's what it's all about.
Starting point is 01:45:19 Did she have to take the ferry, yo? Nah. How funny would that be? That Verrazano had to be. If you got to take the ferry, that how funny would that be that verrazano had to be if you gotta take the ferry that's next level shit but you know an interesting thing about this is that this is the value of shooting your shot so many people sitting here going oh my god how did this happen oh my god how did he get kim kardashian how do you pull this fucking off i'll tell you how
Starting point is 01:45:41 just fucking asking No one is asking Kim Kardashian on a date. People are intimidated by Kim Kardashian and if they are, it's like stupid sleazy DMs. It's not like actually real. But the amount of times
Starting point is 01:45:53 that a guy actually genuinely kicks game to Kim Kardashian is so little. Like really, really little. And the dude fucking went for it.
Starting point is 01:46:02 Yeah. And clearly got some game. Clearly charming. Right? And was able to pull it off. he also had a previous pedigree yeah like when you qualify you trade the paperclip for the house you know what i mean like you just kind of level up inch by inch yeah also yeah they spent a week i mean you don't just shoot snl on saturday you're there all week probably 15 hours i heard she was really leaning in spending the time there when you know like all right you give her 10 of you on monday another little bit on tuesday i mean that's why
Starting point is 01:46:31 people always fall in love on sets or at least hook up yeah now what are the odds it's just fake it's fake yeah what are the odds like pete davidson makes headlines kim's out she wants to get back in with someone that's gonna be on headlines it looks great for him okay let's just go to disney together let's hold hands assumption was it was like my first assumption is is kim k is going wow mgk and what's the girl's name megan fox how dare you how dare you forget megan fox that's on me my bad no Come on, dude. She's on point. But they're going, wow, look how much the tabloids love this relationship. Both of them are getting crazy. And her sister, her literal sister is with fucking Travis Barker.
Starting point is 01:47:14 Travis Barker. His sister's with Travis Barker. Their relationship, it's so interesting. Travis Barker by himself, nobody really cares about. What's her name? Courtney by herself. Nobody really cares about. All of a sudden, them together making out in public
Starting point is 01:47:26 the talk of the town yeah we love relationships for some reason that's weird we love romance I think especially like odd couples odd couples but even the bachelor and the bachelorette they're not odd these are like the most normal relatable fucking people and we watch them religiously yeah there's something that we want to I don't know live
Starting point is 01:47:42 vicariously through it we want to see the train wreck we want to know if they make I don't know what the fuck it is but we're interested by we I'm not really talking about the people in this room but America is interested so it would be the perfect situation to do that it'd be a great way to grab some clout
Starting point is 01:48:01 for both of them and he also fits the prototype perfectly sad boy tattooed it'd be a great way to grab some clout for both of them. And he also fits the prototype. Perfectly. Yeah. Right? Sad boy tattooed like. Yeah. Fixer upper.
Starting point is 01:48:10 Yeah. Yeah. So it would be perfect, but I kind of have a feeling that it might be real. Not real like, hey, this is going to be my next husband or wife thing, but more like,
Starting point is 01:48:25 hey, this would be fun. Someone's got to fuck Kim K. You think she doesn't get fucked? Yeah. Do you think she just stops fucking at 40? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone's got to fuck her. Yeah. Yeah, Pete is really a rock star trapped in a comedian's profession.
Starting point is 01:48:39 This guy, we talk about Eddie being a rock star back in the day, your boy Eddie. Pete's the closest thing we've had in terms of rock star lifestyle. Right. This guy got fucking tattoos, does movies whenever he wants, does TV whenever he wants. Fucks everyone. Women love him. He's just a rock star living as a comedian.
Starting point is 01:48:59 Yeah. This guy's not. He's a rock star, dude. Yeah. Nothing about him being a comedian makes sense. Him as a rock star makes fucking sense. Yeah. Not that he's not funny,
Starting point is 01:49:09 but just that life. That's a rock star's life, dude. Yeah. Hey, let me fuck Ariana Grande. You know what? I'm done with her.
Starting point is 01:49:15 Let me fuck Cindy Crawford's daughter. You know what? I'm done with her. Gee, he's just a toy for all these women now, but it's a ladder. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:49:23 He just kept climbing up that bitch. But it is a ladder. Yeah. You know what I mean? He just kept climbing up that bitch. But it is really interesting. Like relationships are more valuable than credits. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like people probably know Pete from his relationships more than they do like 100% sketches or something like that on the show. And it's really interesting.
Starting point is 01:49:43 Like if you were a young hollywood celeb and you were trying to like formulate your career and find your way to go to the top it would be way more beneficial for you to date a person more famous than you than it would to be in a movie right yeah you need to be in the public eye enough but People are talking about Fucking MGK non-stop Yeah Because of the Relationship with Rose And I'm sure he has an album
Starting point is 01:50:10 That's doing good And people are into the music But the conversation Isn't really about the music It's What's her name again? Megan Fox Megan Fox
Starting point is 01:50:16 Why can't I remember her fucking name? I don't know dog Sounds like I'm hating I'm not hating I think she's absolutely beautiful You've been trapped in that hotel room That's what it is I think I have
Starting point is 01:50:23 Yeah you got cabin fever She was like a lion in a movie You can't get it right Maybe that was his line Megan Fox I'm not hating. I think she's absolutely beautiful. You've been trapped in that hotel room, bro. That's what it is. I think I have. Yeah, you got cabin fever. She was like a lion in a movie. You can't get it right. Maybe that was his line. Megan Fox. You can't get it right, man. Rose Namagunas. I was like, what?
Starting point is 01:50:31 Yeah, Rose is what I was thinking of. Yeah, yeah. We got to talk about the fights. But like, yeah, it's interesting. I wonder if like you're a manager these days and you start thinking about, you know, how you can design your talent's career. I think, I wonder if you start thinking about relationships and they've been doing that for years well tom cruise right yeah yeah who else
Starting point is 01:50:50 i mean little zan came out publicly it was like yo they set me up with noah cyrus and i didn't even want to be in this relationship this is when he was like going crazy about the label and all that stuff but like he came out and said it keep going i don't know a bunch and i don't know any other guy sean mendez i think they say his relationship is fake. Who's that girl? Oh, I forget. Do a leak on it. Oh, I know a fake relationship that I can't say, but it's hilarious.
Starting point is 01:51:11 I'll say it off camera. Hilarious. Actually, matter of fact, I'll say it, but I need you to bleep this, Miles. Make sure that you bleep it. Right? You ready? Make sure you got this time. Okay?
Starting point is 01:51:25 Heard that. I heard that. How'd you hear that? Make sure you got this time. Okay? Heard that. I heard that. How'd you hear that? Maybe from you. Maybe. Okay, we said that. Maybe. But that is hysterical.
Starting point is 01:51:33 Yeah. So funny. It's valuable. This relationship shit is valuable, man. And effective. Very. It's really effective. Why?
Starting point is 01:51:43 I don't know. I think it creates a a new like crossover dynamic it's like when you do an episode where like they bring the cast together like a crossover episode you're like wow these two universes right and ratchet holy shit yeah it's like you're tapping into their fan base yeah you have your fan base now you're tapping into their fan base yeah and those fan bases cross-pollinate and then both parties win. And ideally, not ideally, like usually, it's very rare that you're going to date someone who has your same fan base.
Starting point is 01:52:10 Yeah. At least you shouldn't. No. Yeah. If you're doing it for clout. Yeah. They never do. It's always some odd couple.
Starting point is 01:52:16 Oh, that's why the odd couples work. Holy shit. Yeah. So should we not believe in any of these? I'm looking at an article right now of top fans thought these Relationships were fake And number 7 is Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale
Starting point is 01:52:30 So people have thought this before About Pete Davidson Yeah he was with Kate Beckinsale for a while She's a piece though He knows how to pick them if they are fake He knows how to pick the fake relationship I mean like god bless and also like what are the benefits with it Is it like some green card shit
Starting point is 01:52:45 where it's like you pretend to be married like maybe sometimes you fuck but it's not an actual real relationship and then the person gets the green card and now you're straight
Starting point is 01:52:53 yeah yeah yeah cause I've met people that were like that that like started out as a fake relationship and they just hung out so much so they could like learn about each other
Starting point is 01:53:00 so they could pass the test right and then it was like fuck it alright we out here yeah you know maybe that's what it is Pete might just be super charming you spend a little time with him so they could pass the test. Right. And then it was like, fuck it, we out here. Yeah. You know? Maybe that's what it is.
Starting point is 01:53:06 Pete might just be super charming. You spend a little time with him. Wait, that wasn't the point where we were making it. No, you spend a little time with him. Yeah. You spend a little time with him on a setup,
Starting point is 01:53:13 and then you're like, you know what? I like this guy. I'm in. I'm in. Yeah. I don't know. What do you think?
Starting point is 01:53:20 Real or fake? Eh. You don't buy it? Not really. Even if it's not? Let us play, dude. I mean, what are you doing? No, I like not really even if it's not let us play dude i mean what are you doing no i like this i think no i'm talking about mark that's what i'm saying i like i like the the i just want to believe like girls trying to fuck comics he's like yeah he's like finally we're the rock stars yeah go get it babe look how lucky you are see if it wasn't for you i'd be fucking
Starting point is 01:53:42 yeah you're basically Kim Kardashian, man. That's all it is. Yeah. Yeah. No, I understand your skepticism. I'm usually skeptical of any Hollywood relationship. Yeah. The only reason I was skeptical is because the picture came out with them on the roller coaster.
Starting point is 01:53:59 I was just going to say. And it's just like, well, we're trying to keep this low key. It's like, well, why go on the ride that takes pictures? It's like, it's not even paparazzi. The ride is the paparazzi. Yeah. Right. So you want that getting out because it might not even be a picture of you. The other person on that ride with you can ask for that picture.
Starting point is 01:54:16 Right. Right. They're in the row three. You're in row four. And they get to post that on Instagram. And then the story goes wild. And it's like, oops, we didn't know. You can also shut down the park.
Starting point is 01:54:25 Easily. Yeah. You know what I mean? Kim Kardashian. Ball out, boy. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's true love.
Starting point is 01:54:32 Say again? Maybe it's true love though. Who am I to say? I want to go to the wedding if it is. Did you guys watch the fights this weekend? I watched the Kamaru fight.
Starting point is 01:54:44 Pretty awesome. That was great. Yeah. That was great. Yeah. That was great. He's unstoppable. Yeah. Unstoppable. Yo, Colby did his thing, though.
Starting point is 01:54:51 I thought after the second round he was done. Come on strong. But that motherfucker fought, dude. I think he won two rounds at least. Yeah. I think it was 3-2. 3-2 is what I would have thought. But I think you could probably give that second round, make it like a 10-8 round. Yeah, because he got him twice. Yeah. I mean, I thought you could probably give that second round make it like a 10-8 round.
Starting point is 01:55:05 Yeah, because he got him twice. Yeah. I mean, I thought it was done after that second round. Yeah. I thought if it was 10 more seconds, it's over. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:12 Yeah, it would have been. Yeah. It was close. But to do that and then win two out of the next three rounds is pretty fucking impressive. Listen, both of them won. This is what I love about UFC.
Starting point is 01:55:20 You can lose and win. Mm-hmm. Like, both of them lost. Well, sorry. Michael Chandler and Colby Covington lost their fights neither of their stock went down per se yeah because we watched the fights because of entertainment purposes yeah right we're like I just want to be entertained so who's going to entertain me the most yeah fight of the night that's all I want that's it yeah that's who really wins.
Starting point is 01:55:45 And Chandler was tweeting today or yesterday with Conor McGregor. And he's like, 2022, a picture of Conor McGregor. After a loss, he's calling out
Starting point is 01:55:53 one of the biggest names in the division after a loss. And then Conor goes, I think we'll definitely do that later on down the line. Great fight, mate. Yeah. In boxing,
Starting point is 01:56:03 you lose, you don't get to call people out. Right. You don't get to say who the next fight is. None of that shit. Right. But in MMA, if you are entertaining, you hold the fucking cards.
Starting point is 01:56:12 Nate Diaz holds the fucking cards. Cause he's entertaining. Doesn't matter. He lost his last fight. Leon Edwards, the guy he fought holds no cards. Yeah. Can't call out nobody.
Starting point is 01:56:19 You think we can rationalize it easier because UFC has so many different like components to it. You know what I mean? Like if you're up against like a wrestler, but you're an amazing striker and you just get like locked out, like armbar in the first round. It's like, all right. Yeah. I mean, it's a bad matchup, blah, blah, blah. Whereas with boxing, it's like you throw punches, you get punched.
Starting point is 01:56:36 Like that's all you do. So if you get knocked out, you got punched more than the other guy. Like it's one single thing. Yeah. So it's like a single metric. guy like it's one single thing yeah so it's like a single metric whereas like with mma there's so many different variables into a fight where you're like oh well you know technically like you can rationalize a loss a lot easier yeah especially a decision loss right exactly like with a decision loss to nate you almost look at it like if it kept going he might got him right even with colby
Starting point is 01:57:01 i don't think if it kept going that kamara would have lost still but you can he you can make the argument like colby was coming on right as the rounds went on yeah yeah and so you're like if this was on the street because i think we view it as a street fight you're like if this was on the street yeah shit like maybe if they just kept fighting there's no rounds maybe if they kept fighting right it would have got gas and that would have been it it would have been it but then you could also say maybe in the second round, Kamara would have just finished him. But yeah, there's that. I think
Starting point is 01:57:29 Nate Diaz even said that after his loss to Leon Edwards, like in the fifth round, remember he rocked him and he like staggered him. He was dude, if this is a street fight, it's over. It's like you're wobbling around. You got saved by the bell. Yeah. Now it's still your job to knock that motherfucker out. But yeah, there's something different about the sport. It's like entertainment and i think michael chandler
Starting point is 01:57:47 in his fight realized he wasn't gonna beat gaethje and i think he tried to win the night ah he's put on the best show i think there was a moment where he started like playing to the crowd more and gaethje's still landing but he's able to take the shots maybe gaethje's a little bit tired just his legs starting to get chewed up but he's able to take the shots. Maybe Gaethje's a little bit tired. His legs starting to get chewed up. But he's really playing into the crowd, like inviting him in and going like this. I think I saw that moment on Twitter when he's getting fucking rocked in the face. And then he just charges back at him and like, let's go. That shit will make you like somebody.
Starting point is 01:58:17 Chandler's a smart guy. He really understands the marketing aspect of UFC. He just went from, I think it was like Bellator. And now there's a huge difference in talent from Bellator to UFC right like massive like UFC has really monopolized all the best fighters right and it is a dip when you go into the other promotions so that's why you see these guys struggle when they play there in the UFC I mean Ben Askren was a dominant fighter then goes into the UFC and he struggles, man.
Starting point is 01:58:45 He gets worked. So there is a big difference. So I think Chandler is realizing that. And he had an amazing first fight against Dan Hooker. But then after that, Charles Oliveira knocks him out. And then Justin Gaethje, it was a great fight, but Justin
Starting point is 01:59:01 dominated outside of the first round. But he understands, listen, I can get a big payday again as long as I just make this loss entertaining. So I'm going to bleed. I'm going to swing. I'm going to make it look crazy. I'm going to be out there. And you know what? I get fucking paid.
Starting point is 01:59:18 But if I get finished, one, at least I got finished in an exciting way. But if I don't get finished, I think I'm good. Maybe he lost a little bit of time. Even if you get finished, though, didn't Whitaker get finished by Izzy? And then he's coming back and he's getting like, they might have a rematch. He just built his name back up. He had to build his name back up. But that next fight with Whitaker was almost like he was back in a contender situation.
Starting point is 01:59:39 And he won a few of those fights. And he won them in a really impressive fashion. And because of that, it was like, okay, he's the next in line. And then he had to wait for Izzy to basically clean out the division. And that's kind of what's left. And then you're back. Yeah. I like Robert Whitaker as a fighter.
Starting point is 01:59:56 He's a really good fighter. I don't think the UFC likes him. In other words, I think they like stars. Yeah, he's just not. Yeah, the UFC loves Mike Perry. Just he's not good enough to fight the guys in the UFC. But like if Mike Perry was as good as Robert Whitaker. Give him whatever he wants.
Starting point is 02:00:12 He'd be a fucking superstar. Like they like the characters. They like the stars. They like Colby. Colby was talking about this. Colby was about. I heard a crazy story. Like Colby was about to get cut no matter win or loss in his fight when he went to Brazil.
Starting point is 02:00:24 He went to Brazil. Yeah. He went to Brazil to fight maybe Damian Maia or something like that. Somebody. Win or loss, they said they're cutting him. They just don't like his character or whatever. Afterwards, he records that promo where he's like, Brazil, I own you, this, that, the other. It might even have been after Conor did the I own Brazil thing. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 02:00:44 But he records that promo. The promo goes so viral UFC can't let him go because there's already so much free marketing. Like imagine you got 10 million impressions. You literally go to your marketing department and you go what would it cost us to get 10 million impressions? And they go
Starting point is 02:01:00 $300,000. We go okay why don't we just keep him for one more $300 fight and $300,000 fight and then we got it why don't we just keep him for one more three hundred dollars fight and three hundred thousand dollar fight and then we got it for free yeah or we sign him for three more it's like you have to create the buzz yeah you know and it's so funny you see the the fighters understand this and then just start to lean into it right and there's very few fighters in the ufc that just go hey man i just come to fight i don't want to deal with the politics and all that shit.
Starting point is 02:01:26 It's like even the Dagestani guys. Yeah. Right? The Dagestani guys are the most respectful, like Muslim. You know, we have to respect the sport, respect this. Khabib is all out here like, why do we even need ring girls? What's the point of this? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:01:38 Like, now these young Dagestani motherfuckers, hey, I eat everybody. Yeah. Division is mine. Playing to the lore. Like, I eat everybody. Yeah. Division is mine. Playing to the lore. Like, I wrestle bears, bro. I've wrestled bears. Like, we all wrestle bears. Like, my dad's a bear. My mom's a bear.
Starting point is 02:01:51 Like, I'm a bear, bro. A hundred percent. So, it's really interesting how, like, you can get people to behave in a certain way just by reward. Yeah. You don't even have to tell them to do it. They'll see the other people being rewarded for the behavior, and they'll just naturally fall in love. Yeah, because you have to.
Starting point is 02:02:07 For survival. Yeah, it was pay-per-view. You got to be worth paying for. And if you're not, what are we doing? Just fighting. That's a very small percentage of people who just want to see fights. I have to be emotionally invested to watch people beat the shit out of each other. I have to have a rooting interest.
Starting point is 02:02:22 Yeah, it's so true. A fight for me is very much a casual one. I don't know the personalities involved. You need carnage. I have no interest. You need carnage. Or carnage. I need carnage.
Starting point is 02:02:32 And even then, I'm like, I don't even hate one of these guys. They're just getting the shit kicked. Both of them are getting the shit kicked out of each other. But if I don't like one of the guys or I really like one of the guys, do what you got to do, man. Yeah. So I think you need to build up persona. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:43 You got to be really well-liked and or hated. Izzy, loved and hated. You got to watch it. Yeah. So I think you need to build up persona. Yeah. You need to be really well liked and or hated. Izzy, loved and hated. You got to watch it. Yeah. Yeah. What was your favorite fight on the card? Probably Gaethje versus Chandler. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:57 I mean, Gaethje is just such a fascinating guy. The way that he fights is just unbelievable. What do you mean? Just the amount of risk he takes. Oh, yeah. Like he sits there in the pocket. He puts himself in harm's way on purpose. Stays exposed.
Starting point is 02:03:10 Yeah, he has the skill to not. Like, he could be a way less interesting fighter. Yeah. But he chooses to stay in the zone, and he counters well, he'll slip, but he understands he's going to get cracked, and he gets cracked, he gets wobbled, he gets hurt, He'll slip. But he understands he's going to get cracked. And he gets cracked. He gets wobbled.
Starting point is 02:03:26 He gets hurt. Stays in there. Yeah. And basically says the same thing every single time. I'm going to take them into deep water. I'm going to drown them. And that's what the fuck he did. Yeah. And Michael Chandler didn't drown, but he took them into deep water.
Starting point is 02:03:37 Right. Chandler had Gaethje fucking hurt. Yeah. It looked like he almost had him out of there in the first. Right. Just like with Charles Oliveira. And then he couldn out of there in the first. Right. Just like with Charles Oliveira. And then he couldn't get it done the first. And then second, Gaethje came on strong.
Starting point is 02:03:50 Those leg kicks are just fucking crazy. I just love watching the guy fight. I'll just keep watching him fight. And I think he's fighting for the belt next. Charles Oliveira or Dustin Poirier. And then we're going to see what happens, man. Do you think Kamaru, they're saying he might be the greatest pound for pound ever? I think some people are saying they're comparing him to a GSP. I think they're saying he might be the greatest pound for pound ever i think
Starting point is 02:04:05 some people are saying they're comparing him to uh i think they were saying um welterweight welterweight i saw some people saying he has a shot at being i mean look you look at the numbers it's impressive yeah i mean it's just it's really impressive he's dominant man i think he's only lost one i thought it was like maybe his first it was like his first fight i think or second fight something like that yeah so it's unbelievable and he just keeps getting better. Like the striking. That's what I was going to say. It seems like he keeps getting better.
Starting point is 02:04:28 Yeah. It seems like he just keeps getting better. Yeah. Yeah. As of now, they're saying that if Leon Edwards is going to fight Masvidal December 11th. Yeah. So you think if Leon Edwards beats Masvidal, she should. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:04:41 But that would be the next Kamaru fight. That could be the next kamaro fight that could be the next kamaro fight or you make or you make uh colby fight masvidal or something like that i mean i don't know masvidal probably needs a win you know what i mean like masvidal is lost he's so like 15 times but it's leon edwards 19 and 3 against masvidal 35 and 15 yeah yeah yeah Leon should win that fight but there's like some good back you know story to that fight I mean like Mazvidal punched him backstage
Starting point is 02:05:11 oh yeah so it's like there's like fun build up to that fight and then Mazvidal can promote the fuck out of a fight he knows how to do it he's an interesting guy but if he loses again we're looking at like a few losses in a row and then I don't know I don't know i just i'm just curious i'm curious to see who colby fights next yeah i was wondering that had a lot of heart man
Starting point is 02:05:30 and yeah i think he won people over at the end with the the sign of respect between both of them i think even people who hated colby were like oh that was cool that was a cool moment yeah people like to see heart yeah they like to see someone get their ass fucking kicked and keep on going yeah you know he did really i mean that's really what rocky's all about right yeah the whole movie Yeah. They like to see someone get their ass fucking kicked and keep on going. Yeah. He did. Really? I mean, that's really what Rocky's all about, right? Yeah. The whole movie is based on this guy who gets his ass kicked and then just keeps on going. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:50 And I think there's something relatable that maybe in life most people feel like. It's a metaphor for life. Life is mostly getting your ass kicked. Yeah. And then you just keep going and you should win if you keep going. Yeah. But yeah, what a fucking card, man. It was just unbelievable.
Starting point is 02:06:01 And then Canelo obviously fought. Yeah. And, you know, Canelo is just dominant. Did what we all thought he was going to do. Yeah, but Plant was no slouch, right? Plant was nasty. No, good. He's good.
Starting point is 02:06:13 But Canelo's just on a different level. And he's fighting so far above his weight class. Like, Canelo's just making it hard for himself. Yeah. You know, Canelo started fighting, I think, at 154 pounds. I think he fought Floyd at 155. Floyd dominated him. But, like, that will eventually be Floyd's greatest victory.
Starting point is 02:06:31 What's really interesting happening right now with, like, Floyd and Canelo is that the greater Canelo gets in terms of his legacy, the greater that victory, that flawless victory that Floyd had over Canelo becomes. That was the most, again, don't know much. I saw, I don't know, Floyd's last eight, nine fights. That was the most, again, don't know much. I saw, I don't know, Floyd's last eight, nine fights. That was the most impressive one. Yeah. Like, I've watched everyone from De La Hoya
Starting point is 02:06:52 on. That was the one where I was like, God damn, this is a clinic. Yeah. But Canelo wasn't nearly the same fighter he is now, right? So they say. I mean, it seems like he's on a different level. Yeah, I think that's what happens when you fight Floyd. When you fight everyone else, you seem like he's on a different level. Yeah, I think that's what happens when you fight Floyd. When you fight everyone else, you seem like you're on a different level.
Starting point is 02:07:09 Fair enough, but Triple G, so this is what I was wondering about Canelo's plays in history. He loses to Floyd. Triple G, people thought he lost a first and second fight, right? Debatable. Then they have the trilogy, and then he beat his ass pretty handily the third time, right? I mean, all of them are debatable So I thought that the first one was really close and it could have gone triple g Okay, I think the second one people thought that could have been canela, but they're both debatable
Starting point is 02:07:34 Okay, but he won both of them, but then he has a steroid scandal. So like this is a guy who it seems like Very far outside. He's going for one of the greatest ever. How much has all that stuff early on hurt him? The steroids with the meat. I think what hurts him is that we don't know his personality that much and he doesn't speak English so he doesn't resonate to the American people and just boxing is on the decline. We're just not that interested in it.
Starting point is 02:07:58 If Canelo was an MMA fighter fighting in the UFC and he was this dominant, this would be a different story. We're talking about global superstar right and right now because there's not that much interest in boxing there's not a lot of American boxers that we're you know super I don't know how to say it like uh just engaged by you know like they don't have a promotional apparatus like the UFC the UFC is constantly putting out these fucking crazy promo clips that make every fighter on the roster,
Starting point is 02:08:26 no matter how many losses they have, look like the greatest fighter in history. So you're just getting charged up constantly. Like the WBC, who was one of the sanctioning parties for boxing,
Starting point is 02:08:35 is not doing that with its boxers. There's no promo coming out with boxers. Unless you're a boxer and you put your own promo out. And if they're doing it, it usually sucks.
Starting point is 02:08:43 You need the best editors in the world. UFC is hiring the best editors in the world to make that shit look incredible and it gets you gassed up and the only time that happens with boxers is if they're fighting for hbo and hbo or showtime or whatever one of these pay-per-view outlets is but like those pay-per-view outlets don't own the boxer right so they have no vested interest in making that boxer big they're just doing these one-off things yeah like maybe you have a deal with Showtime. Maybe you have a two-fight deal.
Starting point is 02:09:07 But the UFC owns these motherfuckers. So they're like, if I own them, I'm going to make them as big as possible so I can make as much money on them as possible. Right? Like if I am paying them a guaranteed salary, no matter how popular they are, this is their guaranteed salary. I might as well make them more popular so that I get that difference in income. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? If I make them $100,000 popular and I'm paying them $100,000, I break even.
Starting point is 02:09:30 This was pointless. Right. But if I have a $100,000 fighter, a guy who I'm paying $100,000 to fight, and they have a $500,000 interest, I just made $400,000. Yeah. Yeah. Get to cooking up clips. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:43 It's like the, it's more exploitative but it might be better for the fighter in the long run it's that's the thing it's way better for the fighter because you build your career out yeah like if i'm a fighter i'm going with the ufc even if they pay it's like netflix it's like everybody who's doing netflix specials outside of dave chappelle is accepting less money to be on netflix and netflix that, right? Because that's the golden goose, right? So you go, okay, I'll do it for far less than I would do on some other platform. But ideally, I get all these eyeballs and then people want to see me on the road. They want to see me do these other things.
Starting point is 02:10:15 You build your career that way. There are fighters that fight the UFC. You let the UFC build the fucking shit out of you. Even if you don't win, go fight in a lesser promotion for more money. You've become famous. The UFC made you famous. You try to sell promotional stuff. Like, there's a couple fighters
Starting point is 02:10:31 who actually get it. They're like, listen, I don't make that much fighting for the UFC, but they made me famous or gave me the opportunity to become famous and then I can sell all these other things.
Starting point is 02:10:38 Sponsorships, like crazy. UFC is not taking their sponsorship. Yeah. You got a CBD company giving you money? Get that money. Go ahead. Izzy got a CBD sponsor.
Starting point is 02:10:45 Go ahead. Boom. Sean O'Malley's doing it. Izzy got tons. It's like, use the opportunity, use the platform, use the leverage
Starting point is 02:10:51 because no other promotional company knows how to promote fighters like this. Yeah. Now, you can always fight for more, you know, even wages, that kind of shit.
Starting point is 02:10:58 Like, go for it. I'm not telling you not to. Right. But also recognize what you got. Yeah. If you got in this game to only be a fighter and not do any promo
Starting point is 02:11:04 and not entertain, you got in the wrong game. You should have stayed in the Olympics. Yeah. If you got in this game to only be a fighter and not do any promo and not entertain, you got in the wrong game. You should have stayed in the Olympics. Yeah. Like the Olympics is for you just win and you don't have to bring anything fun or fancy. Now you're in entertainment. Yeah. Some of the guys know it and those motherfuckers get paid.
Starting point is 02:11:17 Yeah. Nobody buying your fucking pay-per-view because I'm not spending $50 because you're technical. Yeah. So you're good at fucking grapples. I don't care. Yeah. I couldn't care less. Yeah. Make me like you or make yeah so you're good at fucking grapples i don't care yeah i couldn't care less yeah make me like you or make me hate you that's it and that's it man that's it what else we got man you want to do feelings no facts let's do feelings no facts okay miles i'm gonna need you to pull the graph for me all right i just texted too now this is uh
Starting point is 02:11:41 this is apparently from NYC Open Data. Came out with which restaurants in New York City have the most rodent violations. And the results are not shocking. Okay. If you look at the very bottom, Indian restaurants. Yep, I believe that. 50% of Indian restaurants have rodent violation in New York City. We're not paying for that shit. Akash, do you have a rebuttal?
Starting point is 02:12:05 Yeah, I'm proud of us. Okay. We're saving money, obviously. You're still eating the food. You guys still love it. You guys are slightly above Caribbean restaurants. The most is Caribbean, though. Who saw that coming?
Starting point is 02:12:16 Which I kind of get that. That's disappointing. Wait, what? What do you mean? It's not even, listen, if you see roaches in an Indian restaurant, it's almost more authentic. No, roaches or? Rodent. This is rodent.
Starting point is 02:12:25 Yeah. We're talking mice specifically. Yeah. Mice or rat. Mice or rat, yeah. Which actually makes sense because Caribbean- This list is racist. Honestly, this list is racist.
Starting point is 02:12:34 Well, on the other side, you have donuts. And who owns most of the Dunkin' Donuts in New York City? Oh, that's Indians holding it down right there. So if Indians are making American food, no rodents. If they're making their own food, rodents everywhere. Son, we can't help it if the rodents smell delicious food, bro. What do you want from us? My point with the Caribbean thing is that
Starting point is 02:12:50 Caribbeans can make the worst food taste amazing. So part of me thinks that they're just fucking eating the rats. Whoa. You know what I mean? They make oxtail delicious. Interesting point. All Caribbean food is like, I don't know if I'd eat that. Then you eat it and you're like, oh, it's amazing.
Starting point is 02:13:03 I mean, these are staggering. I mean, it is crazy that all the third world countries are at the bottom of the list they're just not as bothered by rats Jewish and kosher food that one's at the top and they hate rats the most
Starting point is 02:13:14 despite you know despite the obvious implication Jewish kosher I'll let you sit on that one Mark I'll let you sit with it Mark I'm just I'm saying it's ironic. Enjoy the ride, sir.
Starting point is 02:13:26 It's ironic, okay? I've studied a lot of German propaganda, and they had some choice words for you people. The least amount is 15%. Yeah, so only 15%. The average was 35%. That's New York City, bro. I'm going to California.
Starting point is 02:13:43 35% of restaurants have a road of violation. You didn't know this about your city. It's mad rodents everywhere. Yeah, but I... Also, a road of violation might just mean... It just means you've had one.
Starting point is 02:13:51 There's rat droppings in the fucking... behind the fridge. Yeah, well, that means there's rats. That means there's rodents. What do you think? Yeah, but I'm not saying that you're not eating there
Starting point is 02:13:59 and there's fucking rats running over your foot. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I managed a restaurant that had mice. It's not surprising. Yeah, they had mice. And we had to get the mice out of there.
Starting point is 02:14:07 They shut us down. And we had to get the mice out of there and like, you know, clog up every hole. Also, how old were you when you were managing these restaurants? Like 23 or 24. Yeah, 22, 23, 24. Do you think you were well-equipped to manage a restaurant at 22? Not at all. Not at all.
Starting point is 02:14:21 I was well-equipped to convince people I was well-equipped. Yeah. But it wasn't good. I would love to see 22-year-old you trying to fucking manage a restaurant. Not at all. I was well equipped to convince people I was well equipped. Yeah. But it wasn't good. I would love to see 22-year-old you trying to fucking manage a restaurant. Oh, God. It was bad. Like, what do we do with these rats? I'll slap them in their faces, these bitch-ass rats.
Starting point is 02:14:33 No, they shut us down. I remember that. And we had to get them fucking rats out of there. I'm from New York. Why can't you have one rat in a restaurant? The fuck? Was the restaurant in New York? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:41 I think you knew me. The one, Biscuit Barbecue? No, I definitely didn't know you. It was out there in Brooklyn? Definitely didn't know you. You worked in Brooklyn? Yeah, I think you knew me. The one, Biscuit Barbecue? No, I definitely didn't know you. It was out there in Brooklyn? Definitely didn't know you. You've worked in Brooklyn? Yeah. He works in Brooklyn now.
Starting point is 02:14:50 We all work in Brooklyn. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? First of all, don't... You work here. I like being around Indians. You're in Brooklyn. And we have a rap problem.
Starting point is 02:14:59 This is not a restaurant in Brooklyn, y'all. This is a studio in Brooklyn. This is where Netflix is. Yeah, exactly. This is a Netflix studio. When I worked in a restaurant in Brooklyn, y'all. This is a studio in Brooklyn. This is where Netflix is. Yeah, exactly. It's a Netflix studio. When I worked in a restaurant, there would be, the rats would eat the poison
Starting point is 02:15:11 that was like under the cabinet and stuff. That's the idea. And then they'd come out and just be like drunk on poison. And then a chef would come and fucking smack them with something heavy and kill them. But they weren't fast.
Starting point is 02:15:21 So they'd come out and like a waitress would scream. But it wasn't like it was running across her foot it was like drunkenly coming out like yeah yeah because if they're fast enough they'll they'll be only seen by one or two people yeah but if they're nice and slow oh yeah that shit was mad sad i saw a poisoned rat on the sidewalk and they were just kids just looking at it and he was just like kind of dying like on his side but like breathing heavy and i was like god like what a weird way to start your morning. Like watching children see death.
Starting point is 02:15:49 New York is a wild city. I had to go to a podcast. Be like, anyway. That's crazy though that the best is donuts. And 15% of donut places have had mice. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I'm assuming they're throwing.
Starting point is 02:15:59 It's New York City. They're on the first floor. Think how many first floor apartments got mice? Yeah. All businesses are on the first floor. And there's food everywhere. mice yeah all businesses are on the first floor and it's food everywhere it's gonna be mice yeah i feel like you just found out there's like germs on like coke cans whoa whoa whoa what hold on wait a minute what you're like wait a dog's mouth has germs in it that's gross i just knew that there were neighborhoods that had a lot of rats yeah it's called new york city like if you look up like
Starting point is 02:16:25 uh first street between first and second avenue that's the most like rat infested area it's disgusting really disgusting wait actually in manhattan yeah brooklyn there was like a there was like a there was like a meat factory there back in the day so they just started to like create their homes and shit there and then like you can't walk down that street like we put the garbage on the streets in new york if you can't walk down that street. We put the garbage on the streets in New York. If you walk down the street and just nudge the garbage, you'll see 10 rats run out of there. In that neighborhood.
Starting point is 02:16:50 That specific block. Really? First street between 1st and 2nd Avenue. If you walk between my house and Mark's house in Brooklyn, under the BQE, there's just a huge empty spot. Oh, yeah. It's almost like a zoo. They're behind a fence.
Starting point is 02:17:02 Yeah. And there's hundreds. So much so that me and shifty were walking home from mark's place and he goes yo i gotta take a picture of this and they're just there right hundreds yeah dude it's just they weren't contested during covid they they say what they just weren't contested during covid yeah they were the only ones that weren't afraid of the virus yeah they never shut down they were flor They were Florida, these rats. I don't know if we spoke about this on the podcast,
Starting point is 02:17:26 but like the outdoor dining thing. Yeah. They're all under there. Yeah. It's like this has been the best thing for rats. Yeah. Did we talk about this?
Starting point is 02:17:34 No, but it makes sense. But like, yeah, so you're basically, you're eating on wood that has these little spaces, right? So food is falling through the cracks and they have a safe,
Starting point is 02:17:44 secure, dark place to go and eat. It's just food is falling through the cracks and they have a safe secure dark place to go and eat it's just food is falling on their faces exactly yeah it's like fucking buffet it's warm bro you get heat from the street yeah it's nice yeah i mean it's just the perfect place for rats to fester right so every time you're eating on one of those little stations outside i don't know what they call them like the uh those uh, those little outdoor dining, dining thing. He had the dollhouses. So it's like every single time there's definitely rats. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:18:09 Which that counts towards the road of violation. It's a hundred percent. A hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What else? All right.
Starting point is 02:18:15 Ted Cruz was asked about Texas seceding from the United States. He was like, no, I don't think we're there yet, but I get the sentiment. I get why people want to. Cause if we succeed, Texas, y'all ain't going nowhere.
Starting point is 02:18:27 Shut the fuck up. If we succeed, we take NASA, we take the military, we take all the oil. Yo, yo, yo. And people are going crazy. And then here's the best part. Before you say that, let me say. They said, all right, who will be president? And he said, Joe Rogan.
Starting point is 02:18:40 He might be the president of Texas. Let me tell y'all something right now. I mean this sincerely. Texas, cut that shit out. Y'all not allowed to go nowhere. So sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Talk about seceding from the great union. What happened last time part of the country wanted to secede? Crack crack.
Starting point is 02:18:56 Backs got cracked. Total war. Tecumseh Sherman. We will come light that whole thing up. Have the whole fucking state looking like Austin. If Texas even dares to secede from the union We'll make the whole state Austin That's what we'll do We'll send a squad down there
Starting point is 02:19:13 The squad will run fucking Texas Literally the squad The squad Yeah, AOC AOC The Muslims Ilhan Omar AOC and the Muslims
Starting point is 02:19:22 That's what it is AOC and the Muslims Sounds like a good band actually Say what? It sounds like a nice band AOC and the Muslims They's what it is AOC and the Muslims Sounds like a good band actually Say what? It sounds like a nice band AOC and the Muslims They can make music That same song
Starting point is 02:19:29 I'm in the hood What's with the kisses? I've never heard the kisses I don't think we can beat The whole union But state for state We'd fuck up every state One on one
Starting point is 02:19:39 Every state one on one Ain't nobody care about that shit Yeah that's cause you say You're not going nowhere That's cause y'all pussies in New York You're not going nowhere That's cause y'all pussies in New York That's cause New York can't be nobody Y'all pussies Don't let us call in some loans
Starting point is 02:19:50 We the bank of bravos out here in this bitch Don't let China call in some loans China calling your shit too They're calling your shit first Ain't no first You us Not if you don't wanna be Not if we don't wanna be We calling Not if you don't want to be.
Starting point is 02:20:06 Not if we don't want to be. Oh, okay. We just won't pay him. What you going to do not pay him? What happened last time someone tried to secede? That was different. What happened? Y'all can't have nothing no more. We're going to take your flag. We're going to take everything. I'm not even going to call Texas.
Starting point is 02:20:22 I'll take Texas back. What you going to call it? You think Joe Rogan is going to let us lose? I'm going to call it New York. It's called New York. The newest York that there is. Last time we had Robert Lee, he wasn't as good as Grant. Now we got Rogan, bro. Rogan ready for war at all times, bro.
Starting point is 02:20:33 Rogan with us. Son, Rogan ain't with you, dog. Rogan with us. You think Rogan wants to secede? I don't see a Texas flag in this studio. I see an American flag. That's what I'm trying...
Starting point is 02:20:41 That's secession shit. Cut that shit out. Keep it out your fucking mouth. I don't want to hear it. If I hear it again, it's going to be a problem. Text Rogan. See if you want to be president of Texas right now.
Starting point is 02:20:50 I'm going to text him right now. See if you want to be president of Texas. I'm going to text him. Who said he's going to be president of Texas? Ted Cruz. I don't even want to defend Ted Cruz, yo. No, that's what it is. I think Ted Cruz is trying to get in with Rogan.
Starting point is 02:21:02 Yeah, he won't be on the podcast. Yeah, Rogan will be the president. Boring ass podcast. That'll be it think Ted Cruz is trying to get in with Rogan. Oh, yeah. He won't be on the podcast. Rogan will be the president. Boring ass podcast. That'll be. Ted Cruz is a fucking loser. He also got into beef with Big Bird. Ooh. Ted Cruz.
Starting point is 02:21:12 Over what? Big Bird got vaccinated. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, is Ted an anti-vax? There's a very funny exchange from Big Bird. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:20 Verified saying he got the vaccine. And then Oscar the Grouch, the verified from them being like, I don't know man, I don't trust these vaccines, I've been doing a lot of reading I think they're using them to make us gay, it's a really funny exchange, maybe it's photoshop but somebody sent me it's photoshop, there's no way
Starting point is 02:21:36 I hope it's not, why can't it not be, can I live in this world? you can, but it's not true Oscar the Grouch is hilarious, Ted Cruz actually did respond and said, yo this is propaganda stop trying to tell us shit. No shit, dumbass. Stop trying to get our kids vaccinated. Obviously, you fucking retard.
Starting point is 02:21:49 We didn't even figure that out? Big Bird got vaccinated for real? Yeah. Stupid fucking. Olivia Rodrigo doing propaganda. At least this one I trust. Yo, thank God we got this vaccine for people to complain about, bro.
Starting point is 02:22:03 What would they complain about if we didn't have this whole vaccine? Nothing to talk about, bro. Like literally, what would they complain about, bro. What would they complain about if we didn't have this whole vaccine issue? Nothing to talk about, bro. Like, literally, what would they complain about? What do you think they would? What issue do you think that they would make up?
Starting point is 02:22:12 Talk about masks or something like that. Talk about Trump for a while. Masks and vaccines. Trump is done. Let's say there's no masks or vaccines. Let's say COVID is good. What is the issue? Critical race theory.
Starting point is 02:22:21 Critical race theory. Actually, thank God we have the vaccine. I don't want to fucking Deal with that critical race theory Yeah that's a good point That thing is too smart For people Like just hearing critical Most people go
Starting point is 02:22:31 I ain't learned about that Yeah Do you know what I mean If it was called anything else Yeah If it was called like Learn about whiteness Like I think people
Starting point is 02:22:37 Would actually get into it But critical race theory Is just too sophisticated Yeah It's not worth the time I tried reading about it And I was like, yeah, I didn't have to make it this.
Starting point is 02:22:46 Exactly. Just dumb that shit down. Exactly. I refuse to learn what it is. You read it and you'll be like, you could have done this simpler. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:52 Do you want to tell me? Son, the language is mad flowery. Yeah. Shit is mad flowery, bro. Yeah. I don't want to hear it. Just flower it. I don't want.
Starting point is 02:23:01 That's what critical race theory is what the rest of America thinks when we hear Texas wants to secede. That's what we think. We're like, what? Also, Puerto Rico, you're never going to be a state. Why not?
Starting point is 02:23:11 Why not? Fuck the flag up, son. Symmetry. You better go and get nine more. But we can lose one state. Go get nine more states. What if we consolidate the Dakotas? No.
Starting point is 02:23:20 We need two Dakotas. No, we don't. I don't think we need one, to be honest with you. No, we need two Dakotas. Wait, why? Because they were there. Yo, shout out Fargo show coming up. We need two Dakotas No we don't I don't think we need one To be honest with you No we need two Dakotas Wait why Because they were there Yo shout out
Starting point is 02:23:28 Fargo show coming up Yeah 100% We need a two Dakotas Yeah And what if we trade one You ain't doing a show In South Dakota
Starting point is 02:23:36 I don't know which Fucking one we're doing What if we get rid of Oregon Fargo North Dakota Yeah you ain't doing South Dakota Mount Rushmore's in South Dakota Make that Dakota bro
Starting point is 02:23:43 I'm okay with that Yeah What about Virginia We need two of those South Dakota people Better bemore's in South Dakota. Make that Dakota, bro. I'm okay with that. Yeah. What about Virginia? We need two of those. South Dakota people better be going to the North Dakota side. No, I'm actually on your side. I used to kind of do a joke about that. Oh, yeah, me too, yeah.
Starting point is 02:23:53 Fuck. I just wanted to disagree with you. But I thought it would create more tension and more fun. But yeah, but no, no, it needs to be even. I care about how the flag looks. So if they do it, they do have to remove the other shape. We consolidate. We get rid of West Virginia, put that.
Starting point is 02:24:09 That's a suburb. Yeah. Let's go. Oh, yeah. It's a lot. We don't. Yeah. It's just too much work for Puerto Rico to become a state.
Starting point is 02:24:17 Yeah. Like getting rid of a state would be too much. Like all those jobs and the senators and fucking whatever. What do they call it? House representative. Everybody be bitching and shit. So I don't know if we'd be able to make it happen. But yeah, Puerto Rico, no chance.
Starting point is 02:24:30 All right. That's fair. Yeah. Interesting cricket match from over the weekend. Oh, yeah. You little bitch. India beats Scotland by eight wickets. Little pussy.
Starting point is 02:24:39 Damn, eight wickets. Y'all got to put it on you, bro. Dude, imagine we played Pakistan. How much they would have beat us by? Son. Dude, imagine what Pakistan would have been. Because we only lost to y'all in your stupid sport by eight wickets. That's a lot.
Starting point is 02:24:51 And also, it's probably not even Scottish people. It's just Indians who moved to Scotland that are playing. That's a lot. We don't play cricket. What do you play? It's Indian B team. What are you good at? What, Scotland?
Starting point is 02:25:01 Yeah, sports. Name a sport you're good at. Are you, though? War. Are you, though? 100%. Which war? Inventing things. Oh, really? What did you good at? What's college? Yeah, sports. Name a sport you're good at. Are you, though? War. Are you, though? 100%. Which war? Inventing things.
Starting point is 02:25:08 Oh, really? What'd you invent? What'd you invent? We didn't invent zero. That's for sure. What'd you invent? Golf. Surgery?
Starting point is 02:25:14 Oh, golf. Oh, wow. We invented it. Wow. The television. Non-sports. The bicycle. The thing that you want to be on a good show?
Starting point is 02:25:20 No, the thing that's dead. The thing that you always say is dead. What are you going to watch it on? Your good show. Son, my big- ass computer monitor, bro. That's what you watch things on? Yeah. I thought you were successful.
Starting point is 02:25:29 No. You don't have a flat screen? Yeah, I got a flat screen. That's just a big ass computer monitor these days. Y'all made some big ass box, son. We say, hey. Indians say, hey, let's make that smaller. Let's make that thinner.
Starting point is 02:25:39 Oh, you copping out, bro. Let's make that thinner. You copping out, bro. What you talking about? Scott made it. What else? Probably tons of other things. Probably tons of that thinner. You copping out, bro. What you talking about? Scott made it. What else? Probably tons of other things. Probably tons of other things.
Starting point is 02:25:47 Bicycle. The bicycle first. Alexander Graham Bell. Scottish. Do you know what I mean? Alexander Hamilton's pops who left him Scottish. The Highland Games.
Starting point is 02:25:57 The Highland Games. You talking about, wait, you're taking credit for the pops who left him? Yeah. Put the battery in his back. Come on, bro. Logarithms.
Starting point is 02:26:04 Come on. Oh, logarithms. I bet if Alexander Hamilton's dad stuck around, he wouldn't got shot up like some bitch by Burr. Probably would've won that duel. Oh, if his dad stuck around?
Starting point is 02:26:14 If his dad stuck around. Maybe. Scottish punk. Maybe. Walked off. Maybe. Like a little bitch. He did.
Starting point is 02:26:19 He did walk off. Hey, wicked. Y'all got destroyed. Y'all got slaughtered. We don't care about your sports. Son. The thing is, you lost in the one thing that you're supposed to be good at.
Starting point is 02:26:26 You lost to Pakistan. What have you had in mind? Does it crush you that he pronounces Pakistan so well, too? You don't have to say Pakistan like America. The Green Goblin's here. But you did lose to Pakistan. Yeah, yeah, that'll happen. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:26:38 It happens in sports. Don't skirt all that. It happens in sports. Yankees lose to the Red Sox sometimes. It happens. It happens. America loses in basketball to Rwanda sometimes. It happens. It never loses to Rwanda in sports. Yankees lose to the Red Sox sometimes. It happens. It happens. America loses in basketball to Rwanda sometimes. It happens.
Starting point is 02:26:48 America never loses to Rwanda in basketball. Didn't they lose this Olympics to Rwanda? They lost to Nigeria. Nigeria. Yeah. Very different. Yeah. Very different.
Starting point is 02:26:56 America loses to Nigeria sometimes. It happens. Very different. Okay. It happens. Here's the thing that happens. You guys lost to Pakistan. That's your arch nemesis.
Starting point is 02:27:05 It happens. You put your best foot forward. It happens. I see how thing that happens. You guys lost to Pakistan. That's your arch nemesis. It happens. You put your best foot forward. It happens. I see how accepting you are of it. Yeah. And this is just what you have to do. One out of 13, it happens. It's what you have to do to get through it.
Starting point is 02:27:15 Here's the reality. You lost. So if you lose one game in a series, did you lose the series? Is it a series? No, but it's double elimination, so we're not eliminated. Oh, but do you think you'll get a chance again? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And what do you think will happen? I do. I think we're going to win., so we're not eliminated. Oh, but do you think you'll get a chance again? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:27:26 And what do you think will happen? I do. I think we're going to win. You think? I think we'll be fine. It was a bad day. Everybody has a bad day. It was a bad day. Bad day, dog.
Starting point is 02:27:31 Okay. You want to put some money on it? Yeah. How much do you want to put on it? A Bitcoin. One full Bitcoin would be good. Let's put a full Bitcoin. You want to put one Bitcoin on it?
Starting point is 02:27:37 Let's put a full Bitcoin. Okay. Okay. Let's put a full Bitcoin on it. One full Bitcoin? No. Pussy. You pussy.
Starting point is 02:27:45 Yo, believe in your people, yo. All right. All right. Hold on. Pussy! You pussy! Yo! Believe in your people, yo! Alright, alright. Hold on. Do you believe in your people or not? Yo, do you believe in your people or not, son? I believe in my people. Do you believe in it? It's only one. It's only one Bitcoin. I believe in my people. Just put a Bitcoin up. It's only one. I feel like you know something. That's why I'm throwing up. Put a Bitcoin up, bitch! I feel like I missed some news or something. Hey, hey, hey!
Starting point is 02:28:02 Put a Bitcoin up, bitch! Let's put a Bitcoin up. One Bitcoin up. One Bitcoin up. One Bitcoin up. On what? Next match. Next time they play, India wins. India wins. Are you going to shake on it?
Starting point is 02:28:11 Next time they play. Let's go. Let's go. Next time India plays who? No, no. You guys are going to lose this tournament. You guys are going to lose this tournament. Oh, no.
Starting point is 02:28:18 I'm putting a Bitcoin on the turn. You get the field. You're a pussy, bro. You get the field for a tournament. You're a pussy, son. You get the field for a tournament. I thought you believed in your country. Believe in your country, dog.
Starting point is 02:28:26 Is it India, Pakistan, India, Scotland or India wins the whole thing? I thought the next India, Pakistan, next India, Pakistan. I'll bet a Bitcoin on that. Let's bet a Bitcoin. I ain't betting no fucking. You are crazy. You think I bet a Bitcoin? I'm putting my money on these fucking Pakistanis.
Starting point is 02:28:46 You know, it's a goddamn... Oh, fuck. No, I ain't been to no goddamn Bitcoin. I just started to make money on Bitcoin. Guys, that's been an episode of Flagrant 2. I love y'all. We love y'all. We appreciate y'all. And we will see you on Patreon this Friday.
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