Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Westerbros: Game Of Thrones S08E02

Episode Date: April 22, 2019

In this episode of the Westerbros podcast, Andrew Schulz is joined by Hani, Alexx and special guest, Akaash Singh to review Game Of Thrones, Season 8 Episode 2. INDULGE!!!

What's up everybody and welcome to another episode of Wester Bros. I'm Andrew Schultz. I'm here with Haney and a special guest, a very special guest, Akash Singh is sitting in on Wester Bros. A podcast is here. This episode we also got Alex Media there in the back. We finally found our limits this episode guys we finally found our limits after uh i think it was seven seasons of of rape yeah uh we're okay with it incest we're okay with it murder we're okay with it more incest we were okay with it but aria stark side boob tip the scales it was too much it was too much for us to handle too much for us to handle we could not

we could not stomach Arya Stark's side boob okay that's where our morality came into play in the Westeros or no sorry

in the Game of Thrones series who would have thought all I need to know and Alex if you could look this up for me right now if that's possible is the age of the actress.

Because they blurred out her nipples. She has to be of age. They didn't blur it out. They did blur it out. No, they just didn't show it. They just showed it from a weird angle. Blurred out. I mean, the show went on eight years.

I thought it just didn't show it. Blurred out. Unless she was on it when she was eight. Because the whole time I was like, I don't... Blurred out. This is the first time I'm on Game of Thrones and I don't want to see the nipple. Blurred out. No. Blurred out. Alex, youurred out. She's definitely above 18.

Blurred out. What is her name? I guarantee that's the most Googled thing tonight. What is Maisie's age? I didn't even like watching her flirt early on. I was like, this is gross, dog. Yeah, she looks so childish. Maisie, what's her last name?

I think Williams. Sorry, guys. I'm acting like Edwin right now. Yeah, she looks so childish. Maisie, what's her last name? I think Williams. Sorry, guys. I'm acting like Edwin right now. Yeah, it's killing me. Age. Let's find out her real age. She's got to be over 18. This woman is 22 years old.

I told you. She can get dicked. So. Could she? She's 22 years old. Okay. We have a situation, and this is profound. This is really profound.

Okay. Because we've been able to suspend our morality constantly in this show. Yes. Right? We watched Sansa Stark get ready for two seasons straight. Her character's job- We didn't like it, though. We didn't like it, but we weren't like, I'm not watching.

Right, right, right. We weren't like, I'm turning away. Right? We, right. We weren't like, I'm turning away. Right? We watched like, hey, that Bolton kid is fucked up. Huh? Look at that. What is he still doing that? Whoa.

Right? Like, we watched Bolton chop cocks off, right? Yeah. And eat the sausage. Right? We watched. Remember, we're just operating with characters. Yeah.

The things that grow to. We watched Jamie Lannister fuck his sister. Multiple... Make love to his sister. These are all porn categories. Porn categories. Incest, rape. The porn category for incest is a little different.

It's step. It's like stepmom, stepdad. So there's not blood. We're talking about like cis. I bet they got twins fucking. For sure. Point is, we allowed it to happen because it was the character right

right we're like these are just actors yeah we know this girl's an actor we know she's 22 years old we're horrified by the idea of her

having any sexuality it's cause she looks so young is that it it's just her face yeah she looks mad young that's why we we didn't know if she was 18

she's 22 I thought she was 16 or 17 years old. I really thought she was gross. She's been on for like 8 years. She's been a kid. She's been a child the whole fucking time. It's just weird because there was never any sexual anything with her.

She was always just a little kid that just wanted to be a boy. What do you think she's been doing with that little sword this whole time? Were you surprised she wasn't a lesbian? A needle. Now you know. A girl has no age. That's what they should have called the episode.

That's what we're going to call this episode. A girl has no age. I thought she was probably gay. You got lesbo-bob? I mean, the bitch out here killing everybody. Yeah. For fun. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I don't know a lot of straight women that I know would kill people for fun. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's rare that straight women do that for fun. Do gay women do that for fun? Tell us about the lesbian community. You know what I would imagine? You know what I mean?

I imagine they're a little more hostile. Dude, I read a statistic. This is crazy. Brand of Tarth not being gay. I thought they were just doing that as like a thing, you know what I mean? Like, they're not all gay.

Right. You know what I mean? But, oh yeah, I figured it had to be. Maybe. There's some gay there. I read this statistic. It said that

domestic violence in female couples is like 10 times higher than it is in gay male couples. Yeah, right and It's just like whose fault is it? One of these things is not like the It's like, hey, one of these things is not like the other. Was it Case that did a bit about that?

Case, yeah. Oh, that's fucking funny. He was too pussy to lean into it, but you got to bring him on Inside Jokes and figure it out. Oh, that's fucking funny. Oh, my God. I thought I read that. Shouts to Case. That is a great. Did he ever do it on stage?

No way. A couple times, but he pussy out. You got to get him to figure it out on stage oh my lord anyway great idea for uh for the but that's a pretty common statistic i've heard other people talk about that yeah but it's a great idea for a bit i mean why you you don't even have to we don't have to do inside jokes here but you don't even have to say it yep you all just let the audience figure it out it's just hey guys you know next time a guy goes you know she started it okay or or the best thing is like when you're selecting a jury for your sexual of what no when you're selecting a jury for your domestic violence case make sure you got some lesbos

yo all lesbian jury you free dog you. They might start fighting each other. I would hit that bitch, too. Meet me outside the McDonald's. That's where they hang out. There's a McDonald's on West 4th Street that is just packed with lesbians, bro. It is amazing. Dude, it's like a watering hole. Like, literally just surround. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, right by the bro. Dude, it's like a watering hole. Like, literally just

surround. Do you know what I'm talking about? Okay, so back to the episode. And Aria having way bigger titties than I thought. Did you notice that? Yo, the body was a little better than you thought. Come on, guys. It wasn't her body. It was a body double, I assume, actually. Yeah, you're right. The moment they exposed body,

they cut to her side. So I saw the cut. That's the only reason why I can look at it sexually because I know it wasn't her body. Hold on, they cut to her side. So I saw the cut. That's the only reason why I can look at it sexually because I know it wasn't her body. Hold on, hold on. One conversation at a time. Now it's Haney's fault right there. Yeah, go on. No, that was just the only reason why I can look at that scene sexually because that wasn't her body.

But you can look at it sexually anyway because she's 22. Yeah, but not. It is weird. It's weird. She's it is weird it's weird she's so tiny she's little she looked that motherfucker gendry the guy who plays gendry that's a great actor yo yo right front like you're excited like even if you know she hits gendry with the she hits gendry like we might not make it through the night i'd be like true i gotta go find some pussy yo good luck good luck with that weapon i made you you know i mean i hope everything's good with that little Donatello staff.

You got that shit. I saw a tweet that says something like, Arya hit Gendry with the Carfax report. Like, you gotta get the whole sex history out of him. That's right. Yo, you think he was lying? Of course. About the body count?

Yo, why does he care? It's like, okay, you get STD. You dead. Yeah. You worried about taking herpes into the fucking white walker realm come on they don't even have stds back then tyrian out here fucking everything he's been fine he looks like an std what if this whole time he was just a wart on jamie he wasn't even a real wasn't even a real character that's why he's only good when he's around jamie exactly

the only thing he's useful for there's this um okay so here's the thing with the episode i want to go get into it but here's the thing thing it's useful for. There's this, okay, so here's the thing with the episode. I want you to all get into it, but here's the thing about the episode. Okay, every episode is going to be excellent. It's going to be fun. It's going to be great. This, to me, I really sincerely hope is the only Social Justice Warrior episode of the season because it was non-fucking-stop progressive nonsense. Knighting Brienne.

Oh, let's start. That's a great one. So Brienne gets knighted. Okay. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. Sir Brienne. Dude, that fucking was a bar over and over again.

Okay. So let's just go through the imagery, right? The men are going up to Sir Davos. I'm not a warrior. The grown-ass men, I don't know how to fight. And Davos was like, I've been in these situations before, and you can do it. And he takes his porridge, and he's shaking. And then some fucking three-year-old girl comes up with a fucking scarred face.

It was like the mini mountain. And she was like, I'll fight you. I'll do it. I want to fight. Will you please protect the bear? Okay, I'll protect the crypt or whatever. Okay. Black people still not accepted in Winterfell?

Yeah. If the Walking Dead are coming, nobody cares if you're black. Yeah, I was like, this can't possibly because they're black, right? Bro. Also, how do you not just lie and say you're not from Castle Black?

That's what I would say. I'd be like, yeah, this is what happens when you go there. Everybody changes except Jon Snow, but that was because he died and came back. But, so the black people

still aren't accepted. Obviously, Bran becomes the knight. Arya owns her sexuality. If you notice the Arya scene, right, she's taking control. I want to have sex.

I want to do it before I die. I, you know, it's really. You're ruining the episode for me right now. Oh, let me continue.

And they called the midget the most intelligent. So it's like, yeah, we always knew that Tyrion was smart, but it was like laid in. Yeah, it was heavy-handed. Heavy-handed. Yeah. And so I have two theories. One, is this what happens when the troll isn't writing it anymore

and HBO is writing it? What's the guy's name? George R. R. Martin. Yeah, George R. R. Martin, right? I think he hadn't been writing it for a long time, the troll. No, the troll stopped writing last season. I think this is the first season without the troll. The whole season is troll.

Yeah, the lawn gnome stopped writing, right? No, I don't think he wrote this season or last season. I don't think the fucking Expedia lawn gnome. You think the Expedia lawn gnome. Expedia mascot, yeah. You think the Expedia lawn gnome wrote season seven? No, I think you're just talking about the actual guy who wrote the books. I'm talking about the homeless guy with the Wikipedia, no, WikiLeaks beard. Yeah, the guy who wrote the books. Yeah.

What is his name again? He stopped writing two seasons ago. Yeah, it's like two, two and a half seasons. That fucking bloated cod. He stopped writing two seasons ago. It's like two, two and a half seasons. Fucking bloated cod. But for real, he didn't write this season. And he didn't write last season or just this one?

So he actually doesn't write the scripts, but they just base the scripts off the text. One second, one second. So they've stopped. But there is no more books to base the scripts off. Right. And that ended last season or this season? Last season. Last season.

100% sure? Yeah. Okay, fine. So maybe it's been getting a little bit more progressive without him. So I'll argue your point. I didn't pick up, but that was a good observation on the bull, the young girl that's going to face. I thought the Brienne thing was just... No, stop.

I thought that was just kind of like for... She's a fan favorite. It was sentimental. The Aria thing. Was gross. Was, I mean, but you picked it last week. You knew it was happening when last week. Yeah, you kind of figured.

You saw them flirting. Yeah. So you were like, I think they thought that the fans would want to see Aria. Nobody wanted to see it. This is Aria now really grown up. Massive miscalculation. If they think the now really grown up. Massive miscalculation. If they think the fans wanted to see that, huge miscalculation.

You had a white person running those numbers. Gendry, I thought she handed a paper for Gendry to make the dragonglass dildo. Did we talk about this last thing? Because it looked, you didn't know size, right? When you just saw the paper, and I was like, oh, she's trying to get off before this shit is over, right?

And then I found out that Gendry is the dragon class to dildo right and um i think it might just be coincidence to how it all happened but right it's does she wants a staff made you know it's funny though is that no i'm just talking about like the whole social justice thing i don't think they were like we want her to i don't think they were like, we want her to... I don't think they were trying to prove a point. It might have been. It's just a lot in one episode. My feeling is... All right, but I want to get to that. This is my feeling.

I'm hoping, and this is me because I love this show and I'm giving best case scenario. I'm hoping they're getting it out of the way so it can be absolute mayhem and carnage for the next four episodes. Oh, interesting theory. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Yes. Half, interesting theory. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Yes.

Half the cast is dying next week. Thank God. Like everything. It's about to go down. Everything that was like, oh. Interesting theory. Let's hope it's those minorities. Yo, interesting theory.

What about all the people in Winterfell walking around? Feels a little bit safer now, doesn't it? It's a bit different than neighbor. There's 17 white walkers running around. Feels a little bit safer now, doesn't it? It's a bit different than neighborhood. There's 17 white walkers running around. Zombies everywhere. Yeah, but those ones with the curly hair right here. You can unlock the castle. Okay, let me ask you this though.

You think they're making a social justice warrior? I just bought a house in this neighborhood. I just bought a house. I invested all my money and they're coming in here with their horses yo do you think they're doing social justice

because they're about to kill off mad women and black people that's what I was saying maybe they're setting it up for the next four episodes to be crazy yeah because we all thought

Daenerys coming for the throne we all thought maybe if it's not Daenerys it could be Sansa what if they're just like look we're killing off all these hoes. It's going to be Jon Snow as the king or some other dude as the king. And let's just make it not seem like that at all. Yeah, let's get our goodwill in.

Yeah, and I'm speaking specifically about Daenerys. Oh, she's gone. She's gone. They were definitely trying to get fans for her goodwill. Whether it's social justice goodwill, maybe. Maybe you see that you look through that lens way differently than I look through that lens. I think that it's – I think – and look, they could be doing it without even knowing. Sure.

Right? You could have a bunch of people in a writer's room. Because the show has been so fucked up to women for all these seasons. But I don't know. That's why we love it. So you could have a situation, right, where you have people in the writer's room, right, and they know the stakes of this season and they know the whole world is watching. Very true. And they start thinking, oh, we need to check off some boxes.

And I think that's what it is. And I think execs come in in those moments and they go, okay, we want to make sure that we have. Get ahead of the backlash. Yes, yes. Get ahead of it. You killed the women. Exactly. So, the rest of the season, this is me hoping, they could go back to regular Game of Thrones, anybody could get it.

Because Game of Thrones is progressive in that regard. Like, everybody gets raped. Everybody gets their dick cut off. Everybody gets fucked over. Everybody gets killed. There's no one group that's alright. Matter of fact, the only group that's alright are the people that are the most evil. Right.

Being an evil piece of shit is what keeps you alive in Westeros right so i'm hoping they get ahead of the backlash like you said now twitter can't say why do they have this happen we just made women a night yeah right why are you saying the midget we just said the midget's the smartest person yeah so this is just hey let's get all the shit out because we have four episodes and we're about to run the gambit yeah i was thinking and i i didn't pick up on social justice but i wrote in my phone this episode too like emotional like lovey-dovey it's too much it's too many good feelings and then i thought maybe they're just making it good it's gonna hurt more when people die yes bill hey go go go i don't know if this is yeah factual where you respond to that because i want to respond to that. Yeah. Go, go. I don't know. Like, next episode, it's nothing but a battle.

It's allegedly the longest battle ever filmed. This is the $30 million battle or whatever it was. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. How long? Do we know? Three episodes? It's going to be a little over an hour. No, no.

The whole episode is the battle. The whole next episode three is nothing but the battle. And that's after the battle? They're just going to wrap up the rest of it? Oh, no, no. So after the battle, remember, you still got Cersei. So that's what I'm saying. Cersei got her army.

Her army got to come to Cersei. You still got the Ironborn. Shorty's going to the Ironborn, to the Iron Islands to run that. I did not see this coming. I did not think. I thought the end would be the fucking White Walkers. To think there's episodes after. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know.

Next episode will be 60 minutes. So next one we have a 60 minute episode. We're definitely getting a battle at Winterfell next episode. That's all next episode. So that's going to be wild. Now, I completely agree with you. One second.

If you are building up the bonds, right? The more connective tissue that exists between all these characters, the more friendly. I mean, if you notice in this episode, what is this episode all about? Forgiveness. The whole episode is forgiveness, right? It's literally everybody there killed everybody's mom. Right.

Right? Everybody there that's in Winterfell right now had murdered somebody. I mean, there's no question. There's a reason why I came out on Easter, right? Oh, shit. I'm like, hello. Right? Like, hey, I came back.

Why people be picking up on this stuff? Yeah, I know. That was a good catch. I didn't catch it. Of course. I'd be forgetting it's Easter. I'm not going to lie. I just put that shit together right now. You boy cooking.

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? So the idea that on easter you have this massive forgiveness episode and you have jesus coming back like yo i see what y'all did y'all fuck with me you know fuck with me but i forgive y'all y'all don't even know what you do literally everyone there jamie came back they're like yo you killed that you killed our people my bad all right you're good right um Who else pulled up on him? Sansa and Danny squashed their beef. Kinda.

Tyrion got forgiven by Danny. Yes. You made a mistake. Oh, that's right. Tyrion forgave Danny. Bran kind of forgave Jaime. Shit, Bran forgave Jaime. Bran don't give a fuck.

No fuck. He really don't. But what's interesting is he started to kind of have a conversation. Yo, he finally said things. is he started to kind of have a conversation. No, he finally said things. With, yeah, he showed a little personality, but he started to have a conversation with Tyrion a little bit.

Did you notice that? For the first time, he wasn't just staring into space. He was like, he's like, it's a long story. He's like, well, if only we were trapped in a castle with an impending war.

Like he's finally going to tell, I'm sure he told Tyrion the whole story of everything that happened over the last eight, seven seasons. Yes. But not even just that, I don't think. Even when they're in the meeting, he said like... Well, beyond the last eight seasons, I think he's going to tell Tyrion what he knows.

Because he knows, for all we know, everything. Right. And nobody knows what he knows. And maybe he can tell Tyrion. They spoke about this, right? And it was a really cool scene where they spoke about what the Three-Eyed Raven is. And I've been trying to understand that for the last episode that we watched this and for the last seven fucking seasons. This whole shit.

Right? And any time I asked, I'd ask Taney, I'd ask Marco, I'd ask what it was. And nobody knew because you know just as much as I did. Absolutely nothing. We learned this episode that the Three-Eyed Raven is history. So he is the citadel. Or not the citadel, whatever that library was. The citadel.

The citadel. He is the recollection of everything that has happened in the past from the beginning of time. And he owns that. And that was why that moment where he goes, all right, well, what happens if you kill the Night's King, whatever, and then they go, nobody's tried. He knows no one's tried.

Right. From the beginning of history. Okay. He knows no one's tried. And that's why he knows he's no longer Bran. So he doesn't care about Bran. He just is in this Bran's body. But he is literally the walking representation of history.

And what happens when you eliminate history? You eliminate life. The people. Yeah. It's over. It's over. So then that's when Sam sam has that's the long night he wants the long night the long night is what happens when you die he's trying to kill okay right so they want to kill if you kill bran there's no recollection of anything that happened with people bran is the night king for for humans because if you kill the night king all of them are gone sure if you kill bran all of them are gone. Sure. If you kill Bran, all of them are gone. Neo-Matrix. Yeah. You know, dynamic with Agent Smith, right?

You know, good and bad, whatever, yin-yang. But it was an interesting thing. So it's like, you've got to protect Bran at all costs, but the only way you can take out homeboy is if you use Bran. Yeah. Bran is the only thing worthy enough to get homeboy out of hiding. Yes. Yes.

Yes, exactly. Because he got a chance to take out Bran, then he wins no matter what. Right? And... Why does it have to be him that kills Brent? Why can't it just be any no anybody can anybody can okay? But I'm assuming that he's like look they're gonna protect this motherfucker Yeah, so it's gonna take some real boss not some zombie right like get him out of there But it is a great idea about history about how history can be wiped away And this is the only person that remembers it yeah, you know and I wonder if there's like a metaphor for what's going on now to like get them out of there. But it is a great idea about history and about how history can be wiped away.

And this is the only person that remembers it. Yeah. You know, and I wonder if there's like a metaphor for what's going on now. It's like, there was a time where all that was remembered was what we remembered. Yeah. And what we passed on.

We're talking about pre-printing press, pre-anything. Yeah. Pre-printing press fucked the game up, yo. Yeah. Before that, it was just, just yeah my dad was the greatest dad right and you were like really he's like yeah he was six seven and he he used to beat cyclopses down and you were like are you sure it's like yeah i saw it you know like you just had to say i saw it right and then the printing press came out it was like yo your dad's five eight you know what

i mean he runs like a 6040 like he's a piece of shit he's garbage nobody's picking him up so which is why so many cultures are not remembered, but not to boost my own culture, Egyptians are remembered because they had their own printing press. They had the fucking library, baby. They had the hieroglyphics on the walls and everything like that. So any culture that documented things in whatever language they were whatever in, those cultures are remembered. I'm sure there was fucking thousands of other cultures that we're just like, we don't know none of them.

A hundred percent. And two things about that, to that exact point, Haney, right? History is written by the winners. And what is this war about? This war is about history. If they lose, there is no more history. Right. Because when you lose a war, there is no history.

We're talking about tribal people. How many tribes were there in Africa? That's why Sam said, oh, there is no history. We're talking about tribal people. How many tribes were there in Africa? That's why Sam said, oh, this is real death. This is real death. Real death. Not just like you die. This is real death.

We're all no longer a part of humanity. Sure. Think about how many, to make it more fucked up, think about how many Native American tribes there were that we don't even know about. Little tribes. 150 people.

Right. Maybe some white people, maybe some other natives just wiped them out. And those never existed anymore. Yeah. There's no history of them. Right. Their fucking brand was taken out. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, that's what we're looking at. They didn't have a brand. They didn't even fucking have a brand. Yeah. They literally just had passing on fucking stories. All right. Cool episode.

Just some corny shit. But I think Akash's point about they're just building up how much fun these guys are. Everybody forgave everybody. Jamie and Brianne. You got like this love thing going on. I'm wondering. I'm like, do they love each other? Are they going to try to fuck?

And Tormund's there. And Tormund's trying to fuck. Son, Tormund is so goddamn funny. This guy killed it. Oh, he's the best, dude. He's the best. So for anybody listening, Tormund is the redhead. Yeah.

And he fucking bodied this episode. He's so good. Every line. Yeah. Do you guys remember Zach Galifianakis in the first Hangover? Yes, yes. Remember Scene Stealer? So funny, so funny.

Like, every single fucking line He was a retard He was a retard Yeah Wait a minute Is that a line from Yeah he said like Rain man was good at cards

And he was a retard Like Just pronouncing it like that Like everything Was just funny Fucking Tormund man Every scene Just crushed it

The I I suckled on her nape Yeah Giant Giant smoke That's how I got so strong and then he drinks out of fucking dying like I was like literally laughing yeah yeah everything the way he looked whenever he looks at Brienne and like a

that look so hilarious so funny it's so it's like super objectifying and then all of a sudden he say something like I would make you a knight ten times over and you're like oh you've got a good heart yeah but he's saying it also I would fuck you all night he's not saying

I'll make you a knight he's saying I'll fuck you all night I'll show you the long night so yeah he takes he takes the he's great man he takes the PC thing

and still makes it sexual sexual and likable like I think one of the one of the things about this show that is so fucking good and I wonder if we'll have a long conversation afterwards, after it's done about it, is in the most politically

correct time in history, you have the most politically incorrect show. And it just goes to show you, if you like a person, they can get away with anything. Literally anything. We feel bad for Jamie. And he fucked his sister and his kids. Fucked his sister, shoved a child out of a window. He threw a kid out the window. He captured the most beloved character in season one.

Like, he was the complete villain. Scumbag. As soon as he has one emotional scene in a fucking bathtub with Brienne, we're like, you know what? Not so bad of a guy. Bro, how can we forgive Jamie but not someone's tweet from 10 years ago? Right. Some high school kid tweeted something stupid, right, when they're 14 years old and now they're applying for the draft or now they're on a hit TV show or some shit we're like

how could they fucking do it and Jamie's just murdering kids and we're like yeah but he's sweet now he's changed we let characters in TV

in film change you think there was a lesson real quick sorry go go go go go in brands like if you didn't show me out of that window

I wouldn't be the three eyed raven if you didn't show me out of the window you wouldn't be where you are today is there some kind of message toward people

like everything brought you to a place for a reason, don't regret anything? There are no, you think that was a message for people? 100%. That in the moment hit me like, are they trying to tell us something? Yeah, it's like everything in your life

has aided your trip here. Yeah. There's that dope ass Ted Bundy quote. He said it in the Bundy tapes. Alex don't like it, I love it. But he was talking about- dope ass Ted Bundy quote. He said it in the Bundy tapes. This is, and this shit, Alex don't like it, I love it,

but he was talking about. You just like this Ted Bundy a little too much. This motherfucker. Now he brought it up on Flagrant 2 and I tried to hate on it, but it's a bore. Oh, it did bring it up.

I think so. I know I said it to you. What's the quote? The quote was, you know, he was basically talking about himself, but the way they get Ted Bundy to talk about himself

is to talk about a hypothetical person that did the murder. So he goes, when we're speaking about something like this, we can't speak about who they are now. We have to speak about how they became this person. And then he goes, much like the water at the end of a river that opens up into the ocean, that water is not the water that's at the end of the river. That water is the water that's gone through that entire river and that entire stream all the way back up to the top of the mountain Saying that you are the series and culmination of every event in your life, right?

and Then he murdered women basically what you're saying is Basically what you're saying is we can forgive Ted Bundy Basically what you're saying No, the whole point is to sum it up is let that hurt go Or or like that fucked up thing that you did to me That's basically what you're saying. No, the whole point is, to sum it up, is let that hurt go. Or, like, that fucked up thing that you did to me is what it took for you to get to this good place in your life. Losing your wrist is what it took to humble you enough to be here.

And it's what it took for me to get here. So how can I resent you? Now, I would because I'd rather be walking on the three-eyed raven. Imagine you knew everything that happened in history. A lot of pressure. But he's the only hope to save humanity. True. So he's no longer.

Maybe he's blocking out him being himself because he knows every time his parents fucked. Like every single time he knows exactly how it went down. Oh, wasn't that fucking crazy though when he said the line? Bars. The things you do for love. I wouldn't have remembered if they didn't play it in the previous episode. That was a hot bar. That was a fucking bar.

Hot bar. Hot bar. Can we acknowledge one thing also? Last episode, Cersei, women thought Cersei had a bar. Right? Yeah. Cersei says to Bam Margera, that's what he calls the... Bam Bam.

Lil Bam. Lil Bam. Bam Bam's the baby on the Flintstones. That's why it's funny. No, Bam Margera, you know, from the MTV show. I know, but also Bam Bam is the baby Flintstones. So since he a baby size, you know what I mean? So he goes, so Cersei says to Bam Margera last episode, if you want a whore, pay for one. Oh, yeah.

If you want a queen, earn her. Right? And then girls were going crazy. They were tweeting it. That was their thing in their bio, et cetera. Right? Dumb assholes. Right?

Now, what they don't realize is, right, is that 30 seconds later she fucked him. So the real saying is, if you want a queen, just wait 30 seconds for that dumbass bitch to change her mind and then she'll give you that pussy anyway. There's nothing empowering about that quote whatsoever. But she's playing him for ships though, right? Of course she is, but the way girls put it up is, you know, use it quick. It's like if a girl wants to make me wait 30 seconds and give me some pussy,

it's like, you got me. You think he gives a fuck? You think your aunt really gives a fuck? You're going to see some little blonde kid like, all right, boom,

we got blonde kids. Right? Like, as long as it, you know, anyway. Also, if you're trying to, if you're pregnant and you're trying to, like, switch to baby daddy on the on paper

You know you don't idolize her either. It's a bad look if that's who that's if that's who you're quoting wait wait Well if you're she when they're I like him cuz she's trying to play Right she begged him she's trying to play him and because it's Jamie's kid But she wants it she wants him to think it's gonna be her kid You know it's like these girls that fuck a bus busboy and then they quickly try to fuck a rapper. Exactly. You know what I mean? It's like, no, it's yours, J. Cole.

No, it's not. Yep. Exactly. I've been in a J. Cole green room. Nothing but dudes. That shit felt like Castle Black. That's literally what a J. Cole green room is, is Castle Black. All right.

Yeah. Back to Bran. Okay. He said a really important line. Okay. When they talked about killing Night King. Jamie's talking about after we kill the Night King. He says, how do you know?

I don't know. He says, no, there is no afterwards. He's like, afterwards the fight. We'll go deal with certain. He says, there is no afterwards. No, he said, how do you know there is an afterwards? Jamie said, we'll go deal with certain... He says, there is no afterwards. No, he said, how do you know there is an afterwards? Jamie said, we'll deal with that something afterwards.

How do you know there is an afterwards? The reason that he doesn't know if there's an afterwards is because he only knows what happened before. Right? Not what happened... I found it a little strange because up until this episode,

they made the three-eyed Raven, uh, seem like he can see the future, the past, the present. Like they made him seem like he can see everything. I think he was really odd that all of a sudden now he can only just see the past.

That is a good point. When did they show that he could see the future? Like last season. Like what? Like even last episode when he's like is in a spot and somebody comes to him he's like oh i know you're gonna be here like he'll say things like oh i knew this was gonna happen but but wait wait wait ready you want to know why because he knew on the way what do you Remember, Bran knows everything that has transpired

before this very moment, right? Okay. Not just what has transpired in his surroundings, but everything that has transpired. Real quick, let me get this out. So everything that has transpired throughout all of Westeros. Okay. So, of course

he knows Jaime's coming because he knows Jaime's on the way. So when Jaime shows up. Oh, so just five seconds, like even half a millisecond before. Exactly. Jamie shows up. In his mind, he's like, what's Jamie up to? Oh, he's on a ride.

Oh, he's coming up here. All right, boom. I'm going to see Jamie soon. That's what. The little things that would make him like, you need to tell John now. Like when Sam is like, you need to tell John about who his real parents are now. Now's the time. That's good. It's just like, the way you are making

him seem, I'm not saying that he knows the future, but you are painting him as somebody who's like, he's like an oracle. He knows what the fuck to do. Maybe he does know the future. Google that, Alex. Go on. I was also under the impression that he could see the future. And what led you to believe that? It's just things that have happened over the last

two seasons. And I don't... I'm drawing a blank on specific examples. But going into the season, I thought, yeah, Bran sees the future. I'm not just making this up now. That was my thought for the past year. That Bran can see the fucking future. Some of it. Maybe it was a big misdirect.

But we were led to believe he was kind of all-knowing. So I think he knows... I thought that too! I think he knows who's going to die next week. I thought that too, but then that would imply that everybody's dead. Yeah, so there's a quote from, this is like 2017, where Bran says he can see what's happened and what's going to happen. That's a quote from his mouth. Great producing, Alex. Thank you.

Thank you. That was good. That was fucking sharp. So it's like, that's why I'm like, eh. I think they tried to fudge it a little bit for this episode. They tried to fudge it a little bit for this episode just to create some suspense. Because if he was Doctor Strange, then he already knows how this shit's going to end. So why is Doctor Strange still fighting? Because Doctor Strange knows that there's only one way out of all the millions of ways that they can be. And we got to go through all this together.

Okay. But can't you rewrite? I think he thinks he can rewrite the future. Maybe that was the whole purpose of the Hodor episode. But I'm not sure. Maybe he's overthinking it. We need to figure out. Do you think he was saying for everyone or just to Jamie?

That's what I didn't understand. Is he saying, well, how do you know there isn't afterwards? For everyone? Wow. But he's saying it to Jamie. Oh, Jamie's gone. Jamie's gone. Jamie's gone.

And he's going to die valiantly. Yeah, of course. He's going to die. Protecting Brienne. Yes. It's going to be the most brave, like, humane way that you could possibly die. Where we're supposed to forgive him for pushing a kid out of a balcony. Yeah.

Well, Bran already forgave him. So in our minds, it's like, ah, he's already halfway there. It's done. That's true, yeah. Bran really threw the oop for him. Yeah. So he dies in this beautiful way. Maybe he saves.

There's a few people who could potentially save Winterfell, right? And these are the people who are indebted to Winterfell because of bad shit in the past. You got... Theon. Theon.

That's who I was thinking. Right. Jaime. Jaime. Right. Jon. Interesting. Why is he indebted?

He's not indebted, but I think he feels that it is his duty. He is not driven by the throne. He's driven by... He's the purest character on this show. Yes. Him and Bran. Yes. But does he...

Before we get into what John is going to do now, who else could potentially die saving Winterfell? Danny? I don't think so. I don't think so, potentially. I want to look at it from a different way. I think she's dying, but I don't think that she's doing it as a sacrifice.

I think Danny wants one fucking thing, and we're going to get to John and Danny in a second but who are these other characters that we basically think are dying next episode so think about whose storyline we're kind of had good closure tonight good good good

Jamie got to brand redemption Jamie's gone Tyrion not really we need you he's alive Grey Worm this is good no Worm

Theon Theon that's it he came back the Theon redemption is complete I'm glad they only came Theon is out

Theon is done absolutely right fuck but there was that moment with Sansa where she was crying and I was like wait a minute

are they having this beautiful I didn't get that I think it was like you're finally back you the guy I grew up was like You're finally back You The guy I grew up with Season one

You are back You are here No no no It's what Akash was saying We needed someone For Sansa to lose Everybody's losing Someone they love

This next episode But here's where it's Real quick Real quick right So it's like We could probably set it up And go Who is

Alright who's Bran losing? Right. Jaime. Who's Sansa losing? Reek. Or Theon. Who is Tyrion losing? He's also losing Jaime.

Yeah. Oh, shit. That's double whammy. Jaime. Like, we could probably go through every character. Jaime's death is going to be hard. Yes. Question.

Did Arya's, was there closure on Arya's scene? She became a woman, got some dick. That's it. That's all she needed in reality. Does Arya die next week? What if she suddenly don't want to fight no more? What if she's like, you know what? You know what?

I'm good. First of all, your Jaime got busted. You're sore. Why would you want to go into a war like completely... That's what I was wondering. With your faculties all fucked up. Yeah. Has she got everybody on her list?

Say what? The list that she has. Did she get everybody? No. Remember she said at one point, this guy was on my list. Yeah, he was. The Hound? Hey, can I say one thing?

No, the Fire Sword. Fire Sword. Yeah, he said he's... No, but then she also... When she's talking to the Hound. But go on, what were you going to say? You said the Hound is Derrick Rose? No, it's Marco.

That was a great thought. I think the Hound might be Jimmy Butler. He's not really a good team player. He's good as fuck. He don't get along with nobody. You're not sure if he actually makes you better. But my man, I just like this guy, man. He does his own thing.

You keep him around. You're like, we're not going to kill you. You're too talented for us to get rid of. But no one's going to hang out with you outside the locker. He's not even that good at fighting. His face is ugly, so you assume he's good. You know what I mean? Yeah, we did get beat up by a bitch.

Yeah, Breanne beat you up. Anyway, I need to know what pomade Breanne uses, because that hair hasn't been a single thread out of place for seven seasons straight. Amazing, right? Fantastic. It's gorgeous. She's like Jared Leto in Fight Club. I want to destroy something beautiful.

Well, it's been destroyed. She's definitely an after Jared Leto in Fight Club. Okay. Okay, back to who we think. To his Theon point, though. Theon is, old Theon would have gone out like a warrior. Now that Theon is back in Sansa's eyes, this is the Theon I remember. He'll go out like a warrior.

He protects Winterfell. He saves Winterfell. Yeah. Okay. Winterfell. He saves Winterfell. Yeah. Okay. Winterfell saved. Winterfell protected. Who else is going out? We got three.

Danny. Do Danny and Jon live? So think about that room. Yeah, yeah. Let's go through that. Tormund. Okay. Who else is in that room?

Tormund's living. Tormund and Brienne are living. I think if Jaime goes, Tormund and Brienne are living I think if Jamie goes Tormund and Brienne don't Why you think that's a love triangle? One of them gotta go? I think that And I think it's like

I think for Jamie It's just someone that he It's the first person that wasn't Indebted like via family That he had like found love for Right Right And definitely the first woman outside of his sister.

Yeah. So he just truly feels indebted to her. I don't think it's a romantic love. Yeah, but we just said that everybody whose chapter got closed, they're going to go. And Brienne, finally a knight. That's true. Brienne could go. That was my brother's prediction.

Brienne is gone. Ooh. So wait a minute. No. Good call, Alex. Good call, Alex. Good call, Alex. So here, now we flip it.

If Breanne goes, you know who doesn't go? Jamie? No, I think both of them go. Nope. I, it's one, this episode is going to be about loss and heartache, right? So in order for loss and heartache to happen, one person needs to live and the other person they care more about than anything in the world has got to go. That's what Akash brought up in the world has got to go. Okay. That's what Akash brought up

in the fucking which was genius. That's why everybody's lovey-dovey so they could break our goddamn hearts. Because think about what they've done.

Think about what a large dose of heartache we need to feel anything on this show. So, dude, wait, that's, we don't care about shit.

Like, they've up the morphine or whatever the saying is so high. You got to kill a motherfucker in the worst way for me to... If you killed Jamie, we'd all be like, oh yeah, we figured. You gotta make us care so

much now. This is a show where all we've done is see people die that we liked. If you're saying it like that, there's one obvious question. Real quick to that. I think Bran's gonna have to kill White Walker Jamie. Oh, fuck. I think Jamie gets turned to have to kill White Walker Jaime. Oh, fuck.

I think Jaime gets turned or someone gets turned. And I think that... Because what about the whole philosophy of the sister has to kill the brother or some shit like that? We've always thought this whole time either Jaime's going to kill Cersei or Cersei's going to kill Jaime. Tyrion. Tyrion kills Cersei. Tyrion can still...

And for a long time, that was the obvious. Assumption. Assumption. Sorry, but. And then people are like, oh, you know, low key would be. What'd you want to say though? The twist. The obvious question is then, so one has to die, one has to live.

Who's living, Jon or Dany? I don't think either of them die next episode. But you're saying, hey, that's the ultimate. Well, they didn't end on a good note. You want to fucking up the morph, that's the ultimate. Well, they didn't end on a good note. You want to fucking up the morphine? No, no, no. They didn't end on a good note. That's it right there.

Remember, the only people who are going to die are strong bonds. Does Danny and John have a strong bond? Not right now. Not at this moment. No, no, no. Haney. Haney, stop it. Haney, please stop it.

They don't end on a good note. You fight with your girl like no. Haney. Haney, stop it. Haney, please stop it. They don't end up. You fight with your girl like that. You don't love her no more? Fuck that bitch. Fuck that bitch. She dead. First of all, that's your aunt. You know what's hysterical?

You know how power hungry this bitch is? She finds out she fucked her nephew and the first question is, first thought is, you get the throne. I just fucked my nephew. We asked that last week. What's going to be the first thing? The incest or the power? Power.

She didn't even bring up the incest. Of course. She's a basketball wife. They're setting her up to die, too. I hope not. 100%. You can argue that her storyline is done, too. She's like, wait.

I'm not the actual rightful heir? No, she's not. Real quick, real quick. Done. Let's go back. Let's go back. Let's take a step back. Okay.

So, again, strong bond. One is being torn away. That's the premise we're operating on. Danny and John do not have a strong bond. They don't have... I would think their bond is possibly at its weakest that it's been in the last season and a half. Right, because you said, by the way, my real name is... Yeah, because she's upset right now.

By the way, I'm completely different than who you thought I was. When did the red wedding happen? Can you acknowledge at least that it's lessened their bond? Think about this. Are you going through something with your wife right now? What's happening, right?

Bro, this is the most heavy-handed shit that they were doing. He's sitting there in front of his mom. He's basically trying to tell her, like, yo, we got the most heavy-handed shit that they were doing. He's sitting there in front of his mom. He's basically trying to tell her, like, yo, we got the same mom. Was it the same mom? Yeah, I think so. No. No, it's her aunt.

No, it's her sister. His dad is her brother. Yeah, yeah. Here's the thing. Red Wedding is, like, the fucking most brutal thing. You remember how happy he was before that? We thought they were forgiven for letting the snow marry, or Stark marry somebody else

and not the girl that he was promised to. It's his beautiful thing. Oh, here's a beautiful solution. They're not going to kill Jon or Dany while they're fighting. They're going to be tight.

Dany's going to forgive Jon. He's going to say, you're the king, and then she's going to get it. Or you're the king, and then he's going to get it. Dany be pregnant she'll be pregnant danny's gonna be pregnant if he pregnant john they're gonna build it up real good john goes no i think danny's gonna be pregnant and i think that she could go they had done that before and i think john could make

a decision that she gotta go. Because this bitch is crazy. Once he feels that Targaryen blood going, I think she's gonna go. She might be crazy. So I don't think she's out. Now here's something that I've noticed. Maybe I'm seeing shit, but does Tyrion's

hair not seem to be getting more blonde? That's a theory I heard today. And there's a little patch of blonde in his beard. I heard that theory today. On one side of his face, there's a little patch of blonde. And his hair on the top of his head is noticeably more blonde. Can I say one more thing that someone brought up when they brought up this theory?

Yes. And we'll lead them to the theory. Tyrion kills Tyrion Lannister or whatever. And we'll lead them to the theory. Tyrion kills Tyrion Lannister or whatever, right? The father, not the father. What were the father's last words? Tyrion Lannister? Tyrion.

You were my son. We've talked about this. Yeah, we've spoken about this. You were never my son. So the theory is... The mom fucked a Targaryen. Yes. Yes.

But what I'm wondering is why is the hair becoming more blonde? One. Two, two i mean this could be very elaborate is has he been dying his hair to like maintain i know some sort of connection to i mean the lannisters are blonde too so why wouldn't he just let it be blonde why is he becoming more blonde or was it a fucking wardrobe they fucked up hmm? But I bet if we google right now Tyrion's hair becoming more blonde there's no way they would do that on accident right everything is so meticulous on this show Yeah, especially some shit like that

Yeah, I didn't even notice it though. Yeah, I mean I even know something I don't look at dudes like that You missing out fam. It's a midget, don't count. It's only half day. So while you look that up, I got a prediction. I think Arya is we're going to think she dies

but she's really going to do that face thing that she does as a walker because she was asking the dude that she fucked a bunch of questions about walkers how do they smell, what do they look like

how do they act because she's trying to get how they are so she can pretend to be a walker we're going to think she dies but she's really going to be a white walker, that face thing that she does, and come back and maybe kill the- Hold on. Hold on.

She even says a line like, death has many faces. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know what I just realized? Go ahead. Death has many faces was the line, right? She's throwing the dragonglass darts at the wood, and he's like, that looks like death. And then she goes,

death has many faces. And all those faces that were inside that shit where she was were different dead people that she would put on and wear. So maybe you're fucking right. Maybe she's thinking... Because once she said, how do they even smell? I'm like, why are you asking so many questions? Why couldn't she put on a face that looked 24

so when I looked at her tits I didn't feel like a fucking pedophile? Bro, that shit was so uncomfortable, dude. Now even thinking about it, now. Do you know a name that's on her list still for sure? I just thought of it. Cersei. I just had that thought. I just had that thought.

It won't be Tyrion or Jaime. It'll be Arya in one of their faces. I just had that thought. I just had that thought. I just had that thought. Oh, shit. That's bars, son. That is bars. Because we've been waiting on...

We forgot about that for years. We forgot about that. She's going to take Jaime's dead face next week. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. She's going to end up killing fucking Cersei. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait. Crazy. Wait, wait. Ready? She kills Cersei, right? Bronn doesn't know. Arya's still wearing the face of either Tyrion or Jaime. And he comes with the crossbow?

And Bronn kills Arya thinking it's Jaime. Bronn. Bronn. Bronn was the comedic relief. He's the guy who fought for Jaime. Bran. Bran. Bran. Bran was the comedic relief. He's the guy who fought for Jamie. Oh, fuck. And he has agreed for the maester who's kind of crazy,

who made the mountain into a zombie. Well, we think he agreed. He agreed to kill both Tyrion and Jamie if they make it out of the war. Right, right, right. So, if this is true and Arya puts on the face of one

of those dead one of the dead brothers fuck right that'd be fucked up i have another question for you do you think we see him again who bron 100 100 why would why would they give him a story then you're just like oh bron just took that money and just like ran off nah which is like a bron thing to do. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. And then we get the spinoff of just Braun fucking bitches and SOs or whatever.

So entourage. Yeah, exactly. Brauntourage. Brauntourage, bro. I'm so with that show. Like, dude, that'd be amazing. We don't care about Jamie. We just want to watch Braun go around.

He's just on a beach somewhere. Whoa, smashing chicks. Yep. And Dorne. Yep. Okay. Wait a minute. Bronn, so they paid him up front. Was that the big thing?

Wagons full of gold. That was already outside. Yep. Right? And that was implicitly said. They said there are wagons full of gold Cersei pays up front. If they come back, you got to kill both of them. Any of the brothers.

Okay. We don't know if he's going to agree or not agree. But listen, that's a good theory too. That's interesting. That would be devastating. Heartbreaking. You finally get the satisfaction of Arya taking down Cersei. Arya not even a human.

And then you get like a bullshit death. Like that thing like she survived all this and then she gets shot by fucking Bronn I would be fine with that while she's in Jaime's face but that's all Arya wants is vengeance so if she gets her deaths Arya not even a human being anymore she's just a fucking killer she's an assassin if she dies as an assassin she happy right

if she gets Cersei and then gets got cool yeah what if she gets got before she can kill Cersei she shows up as Tyrion or Jaime before she can kill Cersei? She shows up as Tyrion or Jaime before she can kill Cersei and Bronn kills her. I mean, it would be an unhappy ending, but... What if Bronn ends up with Sansa?

Bronsa. That's a celeb couple right there. What does Bronn want? A woman highborn, a castle. Sansa ain't going for that. I don't think she's going for that. And also think about they only have three episodes to try to rush that storyline. Okay, so here's the other thing I was saying with the Bronn thing.

So the Bronn thing is, and okay, so there's two points. One is you could be 100% right and it's completely reasonable. He just took the money and ran, right? Because that makes more sense with the amount of time left in the season. Four episodes left. Yeah, but I'm just taking away the third episode. Oh, because it's all fight, right? So that's number one.

Number two, that storyline that they just opened up guarantees that either Tyrion or Jaime makes it out of the war. Tyrion. Jaime dies, Tyrion leavesion or Jaime makes it out of the war. Tyrion. Jaime dies, Tyrion makes it out. All I'm saying is it guarantees that one of them makes it out because a storyline has been opened up for Bronn to kill one of the brothers, right? To kill one of the brothers. So, in order for that storyline

to continue, one of the brothers needs to make it out to be killed. So it guarantees one of the two of them makes it out. Science-wise. I'm just saying the math of the story writing. Yeah. We also, though, we don't know how she would do it. Like, if we know Jamie's dead and then she wears a Jamie mask,

that would be unlike how they've done deaths with Arya. Arya, normally, you don't realize it's Arya until she pulls off the mask. Right? She pretends to be some other motherfucker. Yes. You think the other guy's killing somebody, then you pull off the mask and it's Arya. Right. If we see Jaime die and then she shows up with a Jaime mask and kills Cersei, it would be unlike how they've done all the other Arya movies.

They would never do it like that. He's got a great point. So it might be where you don't know if he died or not. They leave Jaime as a cliffhanger. And then you think he lived because you see him. And then Cersei all of a sudden is dead. And then you pull out the mask and it's Arya and you find out Jaime died too.

I don't know. Now it makes me think that that's not how it's going down because it's not how they would do it. That's right. It's not how they would do it. Have they done that before? I do think Arya

is going to take out Cersei though. Of all of them, I think that's the one my gut is saying that's what's going to happen. I think Arya is going to be a white walker and that's going to be

her major contribution. Dude, the brilliance of this show is it can go so many different ways. Sansa got to take out Cersei, man. Oh, Abby could too. Yo, so here's another thing.

I'm so excited about next week. It's going to be great. I'm going off the internet this week. I don't want to hear any theories. I don't want to know anything because I have no idea

where it's going. So there's that moment today between Sansa and Emily Clark, Daenerys. Yeah. Right? Where they're sitting down and it looks like they're about to connect on some shit. Yeah.

Sansa believes that Dany loves her brother. And Dany does the whole thing about she manipulated or he manipulated me. Right. Right? Which leads me to believe she's going to be killed even more because she's weak. All the strong women, they live. And she's like, I'm just here for love. Right?

Which is bullshit. Now, the second Shorty goes, but what about Winterfell? We agreed to always be free and we would ever. Hand gets removed. Right? Her face goes cold. Same look that she gives Jon

when they're in the crypt in front of the Lyanna Stark statue, right? So this is the power hungry Daenerys that we're starting to see. And we're like,

okay, this bitch cares about one thing, that fucking throne. And she even said it in the conversation with Sansa. She goes,

I've wanted one thing my entire life, that throne. So what do you think? I think that's the writers going Send her up and die. I think that's the writers going, hey, she's got no

qualities that you should root for. And if they don't want us rooting for somebody, they turn It's like NBA owners and their players. I mean, they just start putting out little stories. I still ride for Daenerys. I still like her. Daenerys is the Kyrie Irving of Westeros.

Very talented. But a pain in the ass to be with. A real fucking pain in the ass. You know what I mean? She says you have a claim to the throne. Do you think she said it like, oh shit? No. She said it unhappily.

Unhappily. That's it. And that's what I thought too, but you could, they don't, the conversation ended right there. So you don't know how to interpret it. I think we know exactly how. It's like when you ask your girlfriend like how she's doing, she's like, I'm fine. Yeah. It's like you know exactly talking to.

Yeah. Something else though about girlfriends, sometimes the bitch just to. Yeah. Something else, though, about girlfriends. Sometimes the bitch just needs some space. You know what I mean? Sometimes you just got to give a bitch some space. Yeah, yeah. And then she'll calm down. She'll be like, yeah, I was tripping.

You know what? I'm out here fucking my nephew. Who am I to judge anything? I'm probably not worth being a queen anyway. I wonder if they care at all about the incest. It seems like it's quite normal. They don't give a fuck. Because they're just having regular combosos about Jamie fucking his sister.

That's normal. But they judge it, but not that much. Little bit. Dude, you know what I've realized about this show? This show really is just about how awful it is to be a man. That's all this show is about. It's like if you're a guy in this series, you either got your dick

chopped off, right? Your balls chopped off, and if you manage to keep your dick, you have to put it in your family member. There's no dudes on the show that just get to like, fucking have a normal life. You know who does? The dwarf. Braun.

The one guy that could fuck whoever he wants and drink whatever he wants. The one guy is cucked out like, I just want a wife. I just want a highborn wife and a castle. Sounds like a fucking girl who's nine years old. What do you want when you're a girl?

A castle and a prince. What is happening to men in this show? What were you saying, Andy? I was saying just guys who are banging hookers. Those are the only ones that weren't fucking family members. What's his name? Who? Gendry?

Now he's got to make fucking weapons the rest of his life? The wildling. What did you forget? Tormund. Tormund. Tormund a man. Tormund a man. That motherfucker smells.

He smells. Different type of beast. Yeah, you have to suck on fucking giant milk. What a dumb giant mother that was. How do you not notice it's not your kid? Too big. Just any little 10-year-old just starts breastfeeding off you and you're okay with that? It's fast.

Giants. Anyway, any other predictions? Any other thoughts? Any other thoughts? I had one thought I said being a nerd doesn't pay And my proof of this Samuel Tarly's girl is so fucking ugly It's unbelievable

You're talking about Double Chain Ghillie? Yes DCG It has to be a prosthetic neck There's no way that that's her real neck Because If it was her real neck. Yeah. Because if it was your real neck, by the next season, you wouldn't have that neck.

Yeah. Right? That's what they always say about TV shows. Every season, the actors get better and better looking because you're like, oh, fuck, I'm on TV. I got to get in shape. This bitch has been eating hot Cheetos nonstop since season seven. Right. Bro, the opening scene, she looks like a seagull.

She's always had like, she always just looked weird because she is a product of weird incest, like father-daughter incest. She's father-daughter incest. That's close. She's cute like a circus animal is cute. That's more than 50% threshold.

I got to throw some peanuts at her. You know what I mean? Bro, but why? It's more than 50%. got like i'll throw some peanuts at it you know i mean oh but why it's more than 50 that's like 75 bro it's a lot more than 50 percent that's too much said last week dude that's all you need to tell me to not fuck a family member is like they'll have double chin like it's not even like retard maybe you roll the dice but double chin gilly dcg bro not happening dude did you see it oh yeah are you storing soup but double chin Gilly? DCG, bro? Not happening, dude. Did you see it? Oh, yeah.

Are you storing soup? Fucking chipmunk. What is happening? Dude, it had to be a prosthetic. It had to be, right? How you got a spare tire on your chin? Fam, she looked like, get in my belly.

What was the Scottish character from? Fat Bastard. Fat Bastard. Fat Gilly Oh my god Dude how do you have a bigger chin than Sam He's the fat guy That's unbelievable On the show

Unbelievable His job is to be fat Ooh What You know who else could get got Hopefully Gilly Dude if a White Walker was coming at Gilly I'd just open my neck like that and say take it

Let's go And be feasted for months Bro For I just open my neck like that and say, take it. Let's go. And he feasted for months. Bro. It looked like a whale landed on the beach. You know, they just start devouring that shit. Bro. Do you think.

That's why the White Walkers are working on her neck. Do you think that her dad originally offered her up to the White Walkers and the White Walkers looked at her like, nah, fam. Even as a baby, I could see that double chin. You better take that back and fuck it. Oh, my God. You know who's going to get got, though? Who did Sam give his sword to? What's the guy's name?

Oh, yes. Jorah. Jorah's going to get got. Jorah Marmot. First of all, the Marmot kid, the girl, it's getting too much. The little girl that was talking that shit to Mormont, and he was like, you got to go downstairs. She's like, why do I have to go downstairs? She's like, because you're 30 pounds.

You're the future of the family. Bro, you're 30 fucking pounds. Bro, you know, I was watching Game of Thrones with my whole family, right? And what's it called? What's her name? The little girl that we watch fuck? Arya? Yeah, yeah. So I'm watching the episode with my whole family. Arya goes to fuck Yandri. what's it called? What's her name? The little girl that we watch fuck? Aria? Yeah, yeah.

So I'm watching an episode with my whole family. Aria goes to fuck Yandri, right? And we're all like, whoa, what the fuck? This is all weird, whatever, like that. And then my brother goes, yeah, she probably only weighs like 90 pounds, right? And then I go, yeah, soaking wet.

Now that's a term. Right. 90 pounds soaking wet, right? But apparently my brother's never heard this term before. Really? So he just looks at me and goes, bro, what are you talking about? Saying she's soaking wet? This is disgusting. We're talking about how young

she looks. We're talking about her soaking wet, prepubescent pussy? That's gross. And I'm like, no, no, no. I'm saying that's how much she would weigh, even if she was soaking wet. He's like, can you just stop saying soaking wet during the sex scene with a child, please? I can't believe he's never heard that saying. Bro, me neither.

It's wild. Greg's a wild guy. It really worked out for Greg and not you, though. It definitely did. So, speaking of Gilly and the little girl going downstairs. Right. They said, like, five, at least five times. No, but the crypt is safe.

Bro. They did say that. That crypt is not fucking safe. They're all dead. The White Hawkers are coming through the fucking crypt. Like, I don't know what it is, but they kept saying it and saying it. No, you got to go downstairs because the crypt is safe. Yeah.

You got to protect people in the crypt. That crypt is done. It's done. Yo, Haney, son. Even without your podcast, you got good takes, bro. You just gotta trust yourself. Dude, that is a great fucking take. They mentioned crypt minimum

four times. It felt throughout the whole episode. I was just about to say Why do they even have this little girl In the episode And maybe it's just so they can keep saying The crypt is safe The crypt is safe Yo was she ever

Dude imagine marrying this girl I don't remember this bitch before that No but before today Did you ever see her Yeah She was the leader of the family That was often in those meetings Oh that little bitch

Yes that little bitch I'm talking about Burnface No I never saw her before Burnface Yeah The one that was like I wanna be a warrior Oh Clegane Yeah never saw her before. Burnface? Yeah. The one that was like, I want to be a warrior. Oh, Clegane.

Yeah, baby Clegane. Baby Clegane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought they killed her. Who? I thought that was the one that... That's why he looked at her weird because she reminded him

of the girl that they burned, right? Yeah. That wasn't the girl they burned? It was not, but that's why he looked at her like he had a flashback because he actually cared for that girl more than her own father did. Yeah. And so he looked at her and he had a flashback. He had a flashback because he actually cared for that girl more than her own father did.

Yeah. And so he looked at her, and his face kind of turned cold. But that was the first time they mentioned the crib. Yes. Then they mentioned it with the little 11-year-old, the Hanson brother. And then they mentioned it with Gilly. The Hanson brother? Don't she look like she's in Hanson?

Remember Hanson? Which one? Which one? The little bitch that you were saying was annoying. Mormont? No, the little girl that wanted to fight. No, Mormont is the one I'm saying that's annoying. I don't think you know who Mormont is.

I might not. So the leader of the Mormont tribe is 11 years old. Don't say little bitch because you have too many little bitches in your mind. All you think about is soaking wet little bitches. So it's an 11-year-old girl. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Right. She's different than the girl that was talking about the food.

Correct. Right, right. So that girl is only annoying. Okay, right. Like all she serves is to be annoying. Yeah. Like a bossy ass little girl. It's already annoying.

She's like the ultimate spoiled little kid. She's bratty. It's so annoying. Oh my God. Is she a princess? You can't make a princess a princess. Oh, but it's too annoying. She's like the ultimate spoiled little kid. She's bratty. It's so annoying. She's a princess. You can't make a princess a princess. But it's too much. Yo.

It's too much. Like, come on. I'm going to go fight. Bitch, all right, go. You look like the pitcher in Dazed and Confused. Get out of here. The pitcher? She looks like Gilly's chin.

You could fit that whole character in Gilly's bottom jaw. Gilly, I think he's doing chew. I think that's what it is. Is she pregnant? Say what? She looks like she had a stomach. I don't know if she's fat. She's pregnant in her chin. I think she stores the child in her chin.

Like a fucking stork. Gilly the stork. She's a fucking real life stork She's a fucking stork bro That's amazing Holy shit What if like Once the war starts

She starts breathing fire And it's like Oh that's what you've been doing With your neck Like one of those fucking dragons Look at this bitch Sam there you go You got head for neck

Brave They do like a spokesperson For Vlasic pickles. You know that shit right here that old women got where their arms went? She got that on her neck, son. That bitch could yodel. Oh my God.

Okay, Haney, any other hot takes? I need Haney hot takes Cause that shit about the crypt Was fire Yo Aria's weapon Needle The drag glass dildo

Oh the new one What is the new one? What's that about? Something going down with that Obviously Hot Takes That's a

Smoking hot Yo Ben Hezzy hot takes That's a hezzy hot, fam That's a hazy hot Are you ready for this shit? Yo, fam Bam, next episode She finna use that weapon

Hey, bro Hey, bro Hey, Al Next episode It's going down With that weapon, bro Real talk Yeah

It was double edged Right, wasn't it? So, boom, boom Knock out both But also Spear-like? Spear-like Yeah, it wasn't anything it? So boom, boom. Knock out both. But also spear-like? Spear-like. Yeah, it wasn't anything like needle.

So I thought it was foreshadowing. Spear-like, then showing her accuracy, throwing shit. Yep. That's what I'm saying. They were putting so many clues like, oh, she's going to pretend to be a walker. I got one. Or maybe she puts it in a bow and arrow and fires it off. She could put it in a bow or, ready?

Then she throws a lead walk. And fires it off. She could put in a bow or, ready? That person that looks like Jaime or Tyrion that ends up killing Cersei is carrying a weapon that Jaime or Tyrion wouldn't carry. It's a staff. Wait, what do you mean? I don't get it. How's she going to hide that, though? And why would it need to be dragon glass?

Oh, well, that's how you know. That's how you know it's Arya. Exactly. So in a later episode, when the person that kills Cersei, that looks like Jaime or looks like she kills him with this weapon, and then we're like, wait, where have we seen that shit before? Face comes off. Gotcha. Arya.

But the reason why it's being made of Dragonblast, I'm thinking that it has to kill a walker. Oh, she's going to use it to kill some walkers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. But you think she's going to take out one of the big ones? I think she might take out a big one. That's possible.

I don't think anybody's taking out a lead dude except Jon Snow. And it's going to be face-to-face? Face-to-face. Really? Yo, you saw they took a shot at Jon's height, fam? Yeah. I don't know if you've noticed. They've done it every episode for a while now.

Yo, and you want to know why because this is the first time they that you saw john at his real height outside of the series yeah he you never saw him they made sure that he was always taller than everybody else in the show he was the leading man he was that height and then this last year in between episodes of game of thrones he did a bunch of interviews where you're seeing how fucking short and minuscule this guy is. But I thought they made some jokes last season. Am I wrong on that? I don't know.

Maybe. I've been here. This is the first time I read a story. They going at my man. No, no. Every episode, they've talked about his height. There's only been two so far. Daenerys say?

Yeah. He was a taller one. Yeah. Yo, really, bitch? Really, bitch? That's where you're pick up between John Stone and Khal Drago? Yeah, how about he didn't rape you? How about he didn't rape you a lot?

Like a lot of times until you learned how to enjoy rape. You literally had to learn how to enjoy rape. Literally, the advice is just accept it. Rape him back a little bit. Rape him back. That was the advice. You remember that? That was the advice.

Don't fight it. Nope. Flip him over. Rape him back. How far have we come? Hey, if a man is attacking you, lay him on his back. Mount him. He will stop attacking you.

That shit was all by Gilly. He's like, why don't you just go like that? And then he'll stop. Fuck, man. Good call. Okay, anything else? Before we wrap up, how much time we at? No, 108.

108? Okay, that's good. Last takes before we dip. I got no more bold predictions left. I'll try to do one in the meantime. So next week, the battle's over. People lived, people died. So not everyone dies next week, right?

That can't happen. Not everyone in Winterfell dies, and then it's just the next three episodes of Night King going after Cersei. That's not a real storyline. So where does this show go after next week? What's your prediction? I know you've thought about it.

Just go. Don't worry about figuring it out. So they kill the Night King next week. This is what you believe? No, but this is the only thing in my head that can work. Okay, go. They kill the Night King next week and then they turn now it's the real battle for the throne. The Iron Throne. That's it. That battle's turn. Now it's the real battle for the throne, the Iron Throne. That's it.

That battle's done. Now we go on the battle within Cersei and Jon or Daenerys. Where the fuck is living next week? So I think this is very plausible. I think we've been building up this whole season as the fight between the White Walkers and the humans. And they've been marketing it in that way too. And then maybe that was a little bit short-sighted. How long is this next week's episode?

60 minutes. It's only 60 minutes. If it was an hour and a half, I'd be like, okay, you're right. Because there's one long one coming up. There's one after that's like 70 minutes, and the two after that are like 80 minutes. Right. So if it was one of those, say what?

Hype. I'm hype. I guess what I'm saying is this. Is they've been marking the whole scene like that's going to be the big battle between White Walkers and Winterfell or whatever. I'm kind of on your side, which is they could knock out these White Walkers now and then the whole purpose of the show has always been about the fight for the throne. And then we get to see the humans throw it down. If they do do it, I think people are going to be shocked because they're going to go,

wait, I thought this whole season was White Walkers. That's good. So you flip. Now you get a whole other story that you weren't expecting. Constant Game of Thrones, and that is a Game of Thrones move right there to lead us down one. Throw the White Walkers.

There has to be a victory next week or else unless they're like, yo, we're getting killed. We got to retreat. And the White Walkers are still alive, but now they're running the King's Landing or some shit. But that doesn't make sense either. They have to kill the fucking White Walkers.

I think a form of this is going to happen, and I really hope it doesn't. But I think Cersei's going to realize, yo, the human race will be extinct if she doesn't come help. And then she's eventually, at the last second, she's going to come help with her army. I'll tell you what. I don't know that's going to come help with her army. I'll tell you what. We are not getting a Cersei redemption

story. I don't think so because I think they've already used that up that last second people come in the other big battle. Who's the person you would never expect that? Yeah, no it's possible. I don't think they would use the same thing twice. I have two predictions that might be dog shit. I don't know that

the battle is over an hour, right? Is the next episode picking up directly with the battle? Like, it's just battle on? Because I'm not positive the battle gets completely resolved. I mean, that's where the season ends. I think the next episode is called, like, The Battle of Winterfell. I think that's, like, the title of the episode.

That's where this episode ended. So, actually, that's what the last time it was. Yeah. Jon tells Dany who he is. The horn blows. They all run outside. Camera pans out. White Walker's standing in the distance.

Oh, so he's like right there. There is only... Not the Night King. Just you see a line of White Walkers. That's all. Oh, okay. So it's going to start with the battle. It's going right into battle. Second thing, what if Dany loses all her dragons,

and she still wants the throne, but she has to either just let her husband rule, who's the rightful heir, or her lover, whatever Jon is, or some kind of maybe sansa or something, but she has to humble herself and say, look, let's go take this throne from Cersei. She's the greater evil. I don't have my dragons anymore.

I need the north. I need whatever. And she makes whatever concessions she has to make. She basically changes the trajectory of the Targaryen family, which is, hey, we're not all crazy. We're not all mad. Because I think it's quite possible she loses her obituary dragons tomorrow or next week.

Minimum one. Yeah. Minimum one's gone, right? They did ask, hey, can Dragonfire kill? And that's when Bran said it's never been tried. Can Dragonfire kill the Night King? It's never been tried. It's never been tried.

So are they going to try it? Does he warg into a dragon? All these theories that people have been saying, throwing out for the past two years, we're going to fucking find out next week. And so much shit could happen. Fuck, man. Okay. So you're saying, though?

I think both dragons are gone. Okay. And I think if she wants to live and win, she's going to have to swallow the pride that she's been showing all of a sudden in the past year, year and a season, season and a half, whatever. She's going to have to bend the knee?

She might have to bend the knee to John. Okay. You want to know what's not social justice warrior? No Danny bending the knee to a man Well she ain't going to do it She'll have to do it I mean if she does If she does they want to wrap up

They want to show how you can't change Or Jon Snow dies and she doesn't have to bend the knee Because the person who has Legit claim is now dead and she gets to win. And then she has claim again. Yeah. Or does Gendry have claim because he's Baratheon? She'll kill him too.

So that's the thing, that she starts smoking dudes. Imagine Gendry ends up on the fucking throne. That was my prediction game one. Really? Yeah. Game one? No, episode one. That would be some bullshit.

Gendry. He is all of a sudden mattering again. Gendry and Arya. Big time. He'll be on the throne of either Winterfell or the big time throne. Okay, so here's my prediction. And we're just doing next week. What happens at the battle?

Or trajectory of the series. I just gave for next week. Next week, I don't think Jon or Dany die. I can see a dragon going. I think... I was going to say just all the other characters that we love. All the other characters that they want us to love but really aren't pushing...

Remember, all we're caring about right now is Throne. So if anybody isn't up for the Throne, they're good to get marks. So I think you're going to see at least half of those people that aren't up for the throne but are still around get mercs. The ones we like, the ones we built up a relationship with. Addy fucking Os. Okay? I think that Jon and Dany, they make it.

I think maybe a dragon makes it. I do think that the White Walkers get wrapped up this next episode. That's crazy to think. If not this episode, it's two. If not this episode, it's one more. And maybe they find some way to push them back. Have they ever had mid-battle cliffhanger? They always wrap the battles up in like the same episode.

That would be wild. If it's like that's the cliffhanger, like you watch a battle for an hour and the show ends with just like Jon and the Night King. Staring face to face. I have the exact image. That would be crazy. That would actually piss me off. It could.

That would piss me off. I would love it. Because the thrones to me don't mean as much now. This is the one that matters. It really is true. It's like 9-11 where everybody came together for a little bit. Yes. That's nice.

You know what I mean? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And then eventually they'll go back to bickering. And I'm sure there's some message in that too. So everybody's on the same side. We're all fighting this one bad guy. Except France-ass Cersei not doing shit. Neutral?

Neutral-ass bitch ain't doing nothing. Sweden Cersei? Damn. Okay. Okay, that's it. So that's, yeah, again, alright, fine. So I think they wrap it up with the White Walkers this next episode. I think it's over. I think you lose a few

people that are meaningless for the Throne storyline. You save a few others. I think we could easily lose a Jaime save a few others um i think we could easily lose a jamie uh or a brianne i think we could easily lose a davos or one of those guys i think tyrian stays around again the major key guys are gonna hang around um hopefully that little mormat snot uh gets out of here that'd be great everyone the crypt is dead everyone the crypt is dead and i think the final scene that means sam's dead everyone in the crypt is dead. Everyone in the crypt is dead, and I think the final scene is... Well, that means Sam's dead. Everyone in the crypt is dead, and I think the final scene is just White Walkers

feasting on Gilly's neck like a calzone. It's in the shape like a calzone. It is, bro. Oh, there's one other line. Fuck, my bad. One other line that I wrote down, and it had to do with Sam. It said, um, the last man left burned the rest of us.

One of those guys, it was Sam and two other people. I don't remember who. There was three of them. It said, the last man left got to burn the rest of us. They're going to have to,

he's going to have, Sam's probably going to live and have to burn the other two. And I don't remember who the other two were. Oh, I think Sam's going to have to burn the crypt. Oh, fuck.

I think they're going to have to light the whole crypt on fire. That might be it. Because everybody in the crypt gets turned and then somebody's going to have to make that to have to light the whole crypt on fire. That might be it. Because everybody in the crypt gets turned, and then somebody's going to have to make that tough fucking move to light the crypt on fire. Fuck.

What did Cersei say? Not Cersei. What did Dany say to... No, Sansa said to Dany. One of them said to the other. I forget which one. But why Tyrion was so effective is because he's

evil when he needs to be or ruthless when he has to be. Sansa's gonna have to be ruthless. Someone's gonna have to be fucking ruthless. I don't know. I'm excited. Last week, they insinuated that the dragons are acting a little different in the north.

How bad would it be if Dany goes to fire out the dragon's mouth and the gun what if how bad would it be if like Dany goes to like shoot fire out the dragon's mouth and like the gun jams and like none comes out and then she's just exposed and this gets taken out

because the dragon like the irony is that she had this dragon she's so powerful and then she gets killed because the dragon can't breathe fire in the north

and maybe he's not breathing fire because she's not worthy anymore yeah they know the real king is they know the fucking real king. What if they don't fly for Dane? Well, they fly for any target.

They fly, yeah. I think you're going to see your boy Tyrion on a motherfucking dragon, bro. Interesting. I think that hair's getting blonder and blonder. We're going to figure that out. Right. Anyway. What?

He has like a Joe Dirt blonde wig next week. Like, oh, damn, yeah, how did I miss this? Guys, this has been another episode of Western Bros. Thank you all so much for listening. We appreciate you. We're going to see you next week. Make sure you tune the fuck in. Make sure you share it with your friends.

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