Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - What if Bhad Bhabie was your daughter?
Episode Date: April 9, 2021This week on the Flagrant 2 Patreon episode: Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia, Mark Gagnon & Dov discuss what they would do if Danielle "Bhad Bhabie" Bregolli was their daughter! Want to see t...he rest of this episode? Want another weekly Flagrancy episode? Join the Asshole Army at Patreon.com/Flagrant2
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Talk about happy birthday, let's talk about bad baby again bro because now she's officially 18 as fuck that was actually respectful of us and we waited a little bit yeah all these motherfuckers
jumped on those pictures yeah they jumped all over those pictures you don't even know if she
took those pictures when she was still 17 you don't know if those pictures are legal we didn't
look at those pictures that's a good point yeah yeah no pictures no she was still 17. You don't know if those pictures are legal. We didn't look at those pictures.
That's a good point.
We didn't even know there was pictures.
We didn't know there was video.
I don't even know who Bad Baby is.
Get Baby out your name, bitch.
Can we call her bitch now that she's no longer
17?
Okay.
We bring a bitch back.
Are we bringing a bitch back?
Yeah, hanging around jelly you can just
did we tell the story about jelly with i think we did and the heavies we did right oh that was so
great that was my it was it was the most amazing thing i never seen a person use the word bitch
politely it was amazing yeah the best anyway so um so bad baby is is absolutely murdering it on OnlyFans.
OnlyFans.
Shouts to OnlyFans.
And yeah, I don't know what else to say about it.
A million dollars is impressive.
Yeah.
It's also creepy that people have been waiting.
That as soon as she turned 18, motherfuckers were just PayPal and whatever, cash happened.
They had it ready.
But also respect you know you know
that's what you're supposed to do that's a fair point actually that's a fair point actually
motherfuckers just wait it ain't that hard is it just wait that's a fair point anybody who is
lusting after a 17 year old if you can wait a matter of months you will see her vagina for five
dollars like what a time to be alive, bro.
You can't just wait, dog.
That's a good point.
It's unbelievable.
No excuses.
I don't know, man.
What's that?
Because she didn't get on OnlyFans until she turned 18.
So what does that mean?
That means motherfuckers wanted her to be on OnlyFans before she was 18.
But they waited, bro.
How could they not wait?
They didn't have the option to get on her OnlyFans beforehand.
So I'm saying, would they have waited?
If it was legal earlier, they would have gone earlier.
But they're law-abiding citizens.
That's what Chris Hansen should have done.
If she was on there before 18, would they have waited is what we're saying.
Well, she wouldn't be able.
She wouldn't be allowed to.
That's what Chris Hansen should do.
He should let Bad Baby go on OnlyFans or make a fake OnlyFans with an actor.
Where it's under 18 and it catches all the people.
Everyone on there, boom.
Straight to jail.
That's a great idea.
Straight to jail.
I like it.
But I understand what you're saying.
They're abiding by the law, but they want to see her naked at 17.
Yeah.
Right?
They did.
But the fact that they waited, I respect that.
Well, he's not even saying they're abiding by law.
He's saying they're abiding because she didn't get on there.
If she got on there at 17, he thinks they would have been, I'll pay.
I don't care if it's illegal or not.
No, because there would be a paper trail to how fucking creepy they are,
and then they get arrested immediately.
If there's a website that's like, hey, we got underage girls.
Sign up with all your credit card info.
You don't think that somebody's going to be knocking on your door?
Yeah, it's called Pornhub.
I'm sorry.
I don't look at underage porn on pornhub
does it exist out there there's a category for under 18 on pornhub i promise you there's not
no there's a huge scandal of a pornhub where they delete mad shit good as they should i guess what
i'm trying to say is these motherfuckers do like this underage ass girl and they waited for her to
be of age and that's the type of behavior we need to reward.
That's a good point.
And if you want the of age to be older, let's make it older.
But we got to reward when creeps abide by the rules.
Do you have to reward it?
Yes.
Why?
Because if not, they'd be raping girls, Mark.
Yeah, you don't want them to be like, fuck it.
I might as well not wait because either way I'm getting shamed,
even if I wait and do it the right way.
So you've got to reward good behavior.
You have to reward people for falling in love? Son, you don't gotta reward bobby smurda for getting out of jail but you do it okay we don't need to have a party when the motherfucker gets out of
jail why are we having a party okay you got gold stickers as a kid for doing shit that you're
supposed to do you did the homework you get a sticker yeah we're just giving them a sticker
bro yeah it's homework it's work you do at. So you're taking a sticker for the people that subscribe to us?
It's a gold star.
Hey, bro, there's a lot of creeps out there that aren't waiting.
That's true.
Okay?
And one day we all might have some daughters.
Mm-hmm.
And I'll be damned if they get fucked before it's legal.
Now, if...
You know what I'm saying?
I'll be damned.
If your daughter turns 18 and as soon...
If my daughter turns 18... As soon as it's midnight, knock, knock, knock, knock.
How do you feel about that guy?
If my daughter turns 18 and what's knocking?
What's knocking, bro?
Them dudes.
Them dudes that were waiting.
Some dicks are at the door waiting for her to post the nudes?
No.
No, they're saying, yo, let's kick it.
Yeah, let's go.
That's legal.
Let's hang out.
No, my daughter's getting smoked out before 18, bro.
Guaranteed.
No, but it's like 35-year-olds.
It's like 35-year-olds that were just waiting.
If a 35-year-old is waiting for my daughter to turn 18, she 18, bro.
That's the rules.
That's the rules.
You got to make some decision for yourself, bro.
If I could send her ass over to Iraq, we'll probably still be fighting that war.
What if they're camping out like it's the fucking new iPhone?
Like they're just waiting.
Like it's a Harry Potter release?
You know what I mean?
A week in advance.
They're just sitting there tailgating.
You know what I mean?
Link's on a grill.
If they're tailgating.
Nom nom.
If they're tailgating my daughter's 18th birthday, what they got on the grill?
What are we cooking up?
Angus hamburgers.
Some steak rare?
You guys can't wait for anything.
Bloody.
Bloody is steaks.
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world to fuck my daughter but i have to
accept that the world is allowed to fuck her when she turns 18 okay i have to accept that it's not
my pussy no more at 18 that's my daughter's pussy it's not my pussy it's my pussy until she's 18
bro oh my god yo hold up i literally i literally if she's in her room with a dude, I'll be like, Jason, get your hands off my daughter's pussy.
Not my pussy.
I mean, Jason.
Jason, hands off my pussy, Jason.
That's my pussy.
My house, my pussy.
All the pussies in my house are mine.
Matter of fact, you want to share your pussy with some people?
Move your ass out my house.
Wow.
Because if it's my house, it's my pussy.
That's a fact. Even if she's 18's 18 you 18 you still living under my roof you still living under my hood no but legally
my hood is my hood bro i mean that sincerely if you want to go out there and fuck the world
it's 18 you got to respect the laws bitch start, start OnlyFans, bitch. You can make a million dollars with your ain't shit ass.
Okay?
But you're not going to live under my roof.
What if she starts OnlyFans under your roof?
No, that's mine.
That's my money too.
She making a million dollars like Bad Baby.
No, I'll take all that money.
Move out, bitch.
You going to be a slut under my roof?
Not happening.
Not happening.
I feel like this is incongruous with what you were saying earlier.
What was I saying earlier?
I already forgot.
Okay?
We entertaining today, all right?
This is Patreon.
The people need...
This is Patreon, right?
We don't got a bunch of sluts on this platform.
So what if some guy is hitting it and then he goes,
Hey, hey, hey, Mark.
Hey, Mark.
What's the rules?
Oh, yeah.
This is a great question. What's the rules? What if he goes, yo, whose pussy is it? What is, Mark. What's the rules? Oh, yeah, that's a great question.
What's the rules?
What if he goes,
yo, whose pussy is it?
What is she supposed to say?
I'll literally take the broom
and I'll knock on the ceiling,
which is her room's floor.
I'll be like,
it's mine, Jake.
It's mine.
You smashing my pussy right now, Jake.
Who's Jake?
I don't know.
The guy's going to fuck my daughter.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying,
Jay can only fuck my daughter legally
if they're the same age.
Yeah.
Or younger.
Maybe she's going after
some little young bucks.
You know what I mean?
Maybe she's going after
them freshmen and them sophomores.
Them juniors.
The veal?
Yeah, she's like them young, fresh, and green.
Okay?
All I'm saying is if she's 18, she can move out of my house.
Yeah.
Keep in mind, my house is also her dorm.
Bitch, if I'm paying for your dorm, you're not going to be getting gutted out in my dorm room.
Yeah, that is my flex. She's going to be getting tossed up in the my dorm room. Yeah, that is my flex.
She's going to be getting tossed up in the dorm room.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, what are you saying?
Everybody gets fucked in the dorm.
The dorm is where people fuck.
What are you thinking?
Not my dorm.
You ain't fucking a dorm?
I fucked in a dorm.
Someone else's dorm.
I fucked in my dorm.
I'm fucking someone else's dorm.
I fuck in different places.
But it's different for me.
And why is it different for you specifically i haven't figured that part out i'm just saying
with my daughter you guys are crazy to have an 18 year old daughter first of all under 18 living
under your roof she could do whatever she want with her pussy no margaret my daughter can't
shave till she's 18 i'm surprised you even My daughter can't shave her pussy, our pussy. My daughter can't shave our pussy
until she's
18 years old. You think you can go get
waxed with your mom? Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
There's no
waxing in this family.
No! You're going to have a
unibrow and a unipussy.
Anthony Davis?
His UNI pussy.
Your pussy going to look like it plays Power Forward for the Lakers.
That's what your pussy going to look like and your eyebrow and all that.
I'm not playing games out here, man.
Yo, respect.
Develop a personality, little bitch.
Little hairy bro.
Yeah, come on.
Come on now.
I mean that.
Don't,
I don't like how open
you guys are
about your daughter's pussies.
I don't like that.
You guys are all
willy nilly shit,
16 years old.
Oh yeah,
I get stroked out
by whoever you are.
I'm surprised you allowed
Jason to be in her bedroom.
Wait,
wait,
wait,
wait,
wait,
wait,
wait,
wait,
I thought it was J.
Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, That's my boy, bedroom. Wait, wait, wait. It said Jason. It said Jason. I thought it was Jay or Jason.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't believe you get this guy a nickname, Jay.
That's my boy, Jay.
Oh, Jay, my bad, my bad.
Jay need a nut too.
So he's nutting under your roof?
He can nut under my roof.
With permission.
He got to ask me permission.
He got to ask me permission.
Who he fucking though?
Say what?
Who he fucking?
He fucking my daughter and my pussy, man.
He fucking our pussy, bro.
But he had to ask me permission in the right way.
How's that?
He got to be like, yo, I could hammer it at home.
And then what would you say?
What?
What would you say?
What?
I'd be like, only if you play with the...
What if he asks you for a machete?
I don't think my daughter is going to have big tits.
That's your takeaway?
I don't think she's going to have big tits.
I don't think that.
But he still wants to fuck her anyway.
That's respectable.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Even through the bush, dog.
Yeah.
Yeah, Jay's a fighter.
I guess my point is i think that jay's
a wild ass boy but he comes from good family he's just you know he means well he's going to a good
college good grades yeah he's got good grades going to a good college is it his dick though
say again is it his dick this is dick it's. It's not his daddy's dick fucking your pussy?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't call it pussy, bro.
Why would you call my daughter's pussy pussy, bro?
It's your pussy.
It's my pussy.
It's my pussy.
So it's his dad's dick fucking your pussy.
Come on, don't bring that up.
You get stroked out by Jay's father?
Jay's dad's father stroking you, dog?
Jay's father stroking you ass up?
Yo, Jay Senior.
I can't even play golf with this motherfucker
I cannot even play golf
I'm trying to compliment his stroke
He's like
It's not the only Schultz that like this stroke
Give me the wood
Hand me the wood
No I haven't thought obviously this all the way through
And how it's going to affect the cul-de-sac
But I do feel A certain I am protective over my daughter.
And I do feel in order for her to earn her pussy rights, she's going to have to become 18 years old and get her own place.
And I feel like that's fair.
And then whoever wants to have sex with her, as long as she is consent to it i'm okay that's progressive and before that no no before that he's got you got to get permission
written one guy jay yeah one letter one i didn't see what jay's dad looked like that andrew wants
jay's dick inside of her pussy hold on let's fight. He got a fight. Hold on, hold on. Let's just do a little consensus here.
You have a daughter.
What's the deal?
No, I don't.
Hypothetically,
I don't have a daughter right now.
Hypothetically,
you have a daughter.
What's the deal?
She can just get
dick down whenever?
Whoever she wants, yo.
Really?
Hey, you have all the sex
I didn't.
Are you okay with this?
No, probably not.
In all honesty.
In all honesty.
No, probably not.
I'm going to be like,
yo, I waited. you can't do bitch
stop okay so you're gonna tell your daughter wait oh yeah okay 100 but i waited yeah you did i'm
not a hippocrates i know if it depends it depends who my daughter looks like if your daughter looks
like you smoke it out get out there you big four-headed bitch. What about you, man?
Your daughter's 18 years old.
Are you just letting her get cracked open,
cleaning the right out?
Yeah, 18.
I hope I just instill the right shit in her
and then she can just do,
whoa, that sounds crazy.
Nah, there's somebody else instilling something in her at 18, bro.
And then hopefully she can just live her life after 18.
But until 18 is my rule.
Yeah.
Are you going to let her have a boyfriend?
No.
No boyfriend?
Until she's 18?
Until she's 18, yeah.
You're going to want her to go to college all goofy, don't know how to suck?
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
What?
Because you filled it in in your own head.
You filled it in in your own head you filled it in in your own head
you filled it in
and you know who else is gonna be filling things in
that's gonna be full
what if you were all about your daughter
sucking dick just so she could not get fucked
through college and be like yo just give
great head you don't gotta get fucked
just give great head I'd rather her have the reputation
that she gets whack head and then nobody wants to fuck her in college because she gives
whack head. Nah, you still fuck.
Yeah. You still fuck and you still
yeah, you do. You wouldn't smash a
girl who gave whack head but she was fire
like box was fire.
What? Yo, your daughter's
gonna have the fire box, bro.
She's gonna have some big ass arms
and shoulders, some skin.
Oh, she's gonna be a fucking dyke son.
Oh, fuck.
A little bowling bitch.
I'm going to have a fucking softball player.
Damn.
Yo, it might be, bro.
It might be.
Walking on weird in heels.
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