ANMA - Making Coffee with Griff & Blizz

Episode Date: February 27, 2023

Good morning, Griff and Blizz! It's an ANMA supplemental where Geoff and Producer Eric are joined by Griff and blizzb3ar for some coffee talk. Griff has brought her whole set up and Blizz is also helping maybe. This conversation goes everywhere but we may have landed on the OFFICIAL drink of ANMA which Gus gets no input on? Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What would you do if you had the freedom to be anyone or to go anywhere without limitations? Start your journey and experience for yourself the feeling of total freedom when you game with Alienware. Alienware is your portal to new worlds where limits don't exist and the only rules are the ones you decide to make. Defy boundaries and start gaming now at Alienware.com. Next-gen gaming is built with Intel Core i9 processors. This is a Ruestri-teeth production. Best croutons on earth. Crack-a-brother. Crack-a-brother.

Really? Really? So good. And on their point, they're like buttermilk croutons. Oh, I'm not a huge cracker-brother fan, but. You want a cracker-brother get croutons? I mean, if you're gonna go. Croutons. Well, Omar has really, like, has really a croutons. Look, they're brands. They're good. Oh, I mean, probable cracker gonna go Walmart has really like that's really a Creighton look their brands they're good. I mean probably cracker

bro probably get whatever it is yeah, just like regular cooking a quaint brand is for Walmart. Okay, is it just like regular croutons? Yeah, they're just like in the bag. They're like kind of garlic or be garlicar. Yeah, they're really good. I'm big I'm the big crouton kind of sewer. Okay, okay. I once went to a restaurant in Oregon. My ex-wife's father took, it was back when I was still married to my ex-wife,

her father took us out to a fancy steak restaurant in Corvallis, Oregon. And they had as a side on the table, you know, like most restaurants they'll give you a loaf of bread and whatever, it's a fancy steak restaurant. They gave us a bowl of croutons. Oh.

And that was what you eat. That's a little bit. Like you just eat croutons. That's like someone giving you a bowl of dry cat and crotch. Yeah. And it's kind of, there's like, here's the, here, are you, would you, you'd, you'd a little package, here's some bacon bits.

Just, yeah, at the point you're a pet. Hey, it's the roof of your mouth in con. And like, in like one piece, no. Yeah. Oh, there's a pack, it's a bowl of croutons. You know, speaking of the roof of your mouth, when I in one piece. No, no, no. There's a pack, there's a bowl of croutons. You know, speaking of the roof of your mouth, when I was a kid, I used to suck on sourdskittles so much that my, the roof of my mouth was bleeding.

It's like a road in. No. You can get seriously injured. Do you, do you ever do any stuff with Jeremy from the Sheevin Hunter? No. That's before I started. Real little guy.

I don't know, he comes back sometimes for stuff. Five, four, lovely dude. He one time, somebody sent us a bunch of like military grade warheads and he put a bunch in his mouth and his skin started peeling off and he had to go to the dentist and he had second degree burn out. Oh my God! Yeah, like he was like, he was medically hurt.

Why do we? Second degree burns. Why are there military grade warheads? That's just my word for it. He was just like a stream like sour warheads or whatever. I don't know that they were like official US military. New SCF hard mode. New SCF.

You can survive. Who can suck the most warheads? Who can suck the most warheads? You can suck the most warheads. Good morning, Blizz. Yeah, it's great. Man, I was going to be a good guy. Good morning, dear.

Good morning, air. Good morning, air. So we wanted to, I think we teased it in the last episode, Good morning, Dr. Good morning, here. Good morning, here. Good morning, Dr. Good morning. Good morning, Dr. Good morning. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr.

Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr.

Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, here. Good morning, Dr. Good morning, Dr. Oh, all right. Yes. Yeah. Doesn't work that way. We, we teased this. We teased it last time.

And we said, we want to get on with Griffin Blizz and do a little coffee situation. Yeah. Because you're very versed in this Nespresso thing, all these syrups. There's so much. And I figured they will make the official and McAfee that Jeff and I can put out their book. Guess what? Nothing to do with.

To answer your question, Blizz. And then to refresh any audience members who may not remember, Gus has, I guess what we in the industry like to call a limited work ethic. Yes. Yeah. So it's incredibly finite. And he's only good for about eight weeks before he has to take two weeks off for this.

He has to take two weeks on this. To recuperate from all the effort it is to tell stories of his past. So we are, Eric and I, we have respect for the audience. It's true. And the community is a whole. So on those two weeks, every eight weeks, we fill supplemental content.

Okay. But Gus was very insistent that this content that we make is non-canon and doesn't fit within the greater cinematic universe of ANMA. And so our only recourse to that was to permanently uninvited. Yeah. So I have a quick question. And I feel like a lot of people would have,

what does the ANMA stand for? It's a great question. Do you have any answers? No answervited. Yeah. So I have a quick question. And I feel like a lot of people would have asked, what does the ad must stand for? It's a great question. Do we have any answers? No, no answer. Yeah, no. Wish I knew. I could say a coffee mug soon. It'll tell us all.

Oh, do you know about the coffee mug? No. No. Came up with an idea for a coffee mug that we're going to release where we don't know the name and we on the coffee mug, there's nothing written, but when you pour, it says, and then when you pour it, the heat from your coffee will reveal the name of the podcast,

and that's the way we're finding out, and that's the only way that you can find out. I love that. I love that. That's good. The audience in hilarious fashion guesses the name right before the launch of that mug. Rendering it useless.

Yep. Well, you're not going to tell them if they're right though. No. You'd gaslight them. I think we have to tell them. You'd gaslight them. Well, Gus has been gaslighting all of this about it for a while. Well, yeah, he's been learning for me, you gas like them. I think we have to tell you gas like the Gus has been gasping all of this about it Oh, yeah, he's been yeah, he's been he's been learning from me. So I went up all

Yeah, I was wondering how Developing skills I'm rubbing off on Gus in like the most negative way. He said he came up to me and said that's not pussy slay the other day and said, that's not pussy slay the other day. What? And I. Gen Z Gus. He's Gen Z now. I don't know.

We call it Gen Z Gus. We call it Gen Z Gus. Yeah. Wow. We have Aunt Irma Gus is like 90s Gus and this, you guys got Gen Z Gus. Yeah, I know you guys. So here's a new segment on the mountain can of episodes of

Animal. We're going to have to have y'all in every once in a while to give us an update on Gen Z Gus. And welcome, because this is not a Gus I've ever met. At all. And I've known it for 20 something years. You never heard Gus say a pussy slay? No, I've never heard him say you all the time.

Yeah. What? Like, he said, like Blaine did a little, he did like a boner movie yesterday and he was like, Blaine, that's not, but that's not Pussy Slay at all. And he was not ironic in no. No, he was.

He was. Okay, I'm like, yes, see, I don't know that guy. And I don't know that I wanna, no, but I wanna know about him. Yeah. So he said the other day when I told like, yeah, see, I don't know that guy and I don't know that I want to know about it Yeah, he said he said the other the other day when I told him a thing he said That's cap for real for real. Yeah, I was like fuck. Oh, yeah, this is unreal He's like absolutely he's like that's cat for real for real not bussin. Not bussin. Okay. It's just getting more comfortable And I was getting less police

This is getting more calm. And type of, it's getting less political. And type of, yes. Yes. Because this is a different man. Oh, yeah, when he goes to those SCF groups, he's different. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you have a whole set up of all your serups.

Yeah, this is all my personal collection. Crazy. This is so much. This is an array of coffee material. I eat coffee. I drink coffee every day of my life. And since I turned 18, I've never had any of what I see in front of me.

Wait, I don't know what I need. I don't know what I need. What did you say? Lavender syrup? No, I don't think so. Not the gays. The gays love. The gays love.

The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love.

The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. The gays love. So I think you might want to know if that's our official advocate. So here's the thing, I'm going to go get the oat milk and some coffee. Okay, I'll be right back. Okay, yeah, I want to, I'm excited about this because I drink black coffee. Me too. Okay, in the army, I learned to drink black coffee. It was a whole thing.

It got beat in to me. More literally than figuratively, a little bit both. And so I really, I don't know, I don't know much about flavor. Okay, so I can tell you right now, it's gonna be a floral taste that you're gonna be feeling. Okay. It might make you feel common relax, that's what Lavender does. They used to put Lavender in like child teddy bears.

But common relax, but also, life is fucking ready to conquer the day for my caffeine. I don't know, because coffee's a stimulant, right? Right. Lavender could be a depressant. So. I don't know, because coffee's a stimulant, right? Right. Lavender could be a depressant. So. I'm trying to get Ginzy. Yeah, Jeff, we continue Ginzy.

Oh, it's perfect. I'll go. Can you say, can you say, that's not pussy slay? That's not pussy slay. I'm gonna return back. I mean, because that's not pussy slay. It sounds like a point extra saying. It wouldn't be very pussy slave for me to say

I don't think I don't think anyone I'm fine to and guys you guys have questions since we're talking jenzy and you seem to know it while Griff is getting set up Mm-hmm. Why do you know I take my kid to high school every day? You do my kids are junior. She goes to high school That's not a fucking life She was like a baby when I am yeah, she'll be 18 and like a couple months. She was a living when I came here She was 11 when I came here. She was 10 years before I met her, before when I met her. Maybe longer actually.

She's always been the part of you. Yeah, I guess in some ways. Why did Zin Zinke kids only wear pajamas? Pandemic. Is it pandemic? It's pandemic, it's pandemic. It's like the official uniform of high school. Is that a pandemic? It's a pandemic. It's like the official uniform of high school.

Yeah. Is it every kid is wearing flammable colors every day? To be fair, when I was in high school, we had pajama pant girls, but they weren't everybody. Like everybody had like, okay, this is the girl she had on a tank top. Yeah. Cookie Monster, pajama pants, monster hat, hot cheetos. Yeah. Or tautkiies. What year range are we talking about? Mickey Monster, pajama pants, monster hat, hot cheetos, or talking, depending on.

What year range are we talking about? For me, high school, that was like 2008 to 12. Okay, all right. So that girl has always existed, but now they're all doing it, and I think that's because of the pandemic. Yeah, and it's like just relax, but a lot about fashion styles are kind of catering

towards that now, like comfort, it's comfort, it's like sweat pants and the science. As leisure. See, this is why I'm just so far behind the times. I went to high school from 89 to 93. Right. And my high school, I was still in balls. There you go.

You're still in balls. You're still in balls. Yeah, I was, yeah. Probably thought about me. I'm not saving. Not saving. Maybe. Strongest sperm, let's go.

Let's go. But in that time frame, high school was like a John Hughes movie. Like there were jocks and there were punks and there were heavy metal people and there were red necks. You lived in a movie. And there were very clear. And that's what the way the world worked. Very clear lines.

And anybody who didn't fit like who wore pajamas at school would get beat up by every point. Honestly, okay. And nerds would be pummeling a kid and cookie monster. Okay, so me and Blizzard have been talking about this. We think we need to bring bullying back. Yeah. Oh, you know, we have been talking about this. We think we need to bring bullying back. Yeah. Oh, you know, we try, yeah.

Too much freedom. We think that if we had bullying back then we could all live in a John Hughes movie. Yeah, because bullying gave me a personality too. It gave me a personality too. Maybe funny. Oh, yeah, I'm not extremely worried anymore. And honestly, hey, thank you, Ion, for bullying me

into being a normal person. Shout out to her. I kind of agree with you on the giving you a personality. I got, I remember the first time I got bullied, I was walking to the YMCA for swim lessons. And I remember what it felt like to get made fun of by that kid and I thought, well, I hope that never happens again. And then it happens like every day for the next 15 years.

And I developed a sense of humor, I learned a run, it makes fun of. Yeah, it makes you funny. I have a career in comedy because of it. Yeah, exactly. Lilling works. I can put a torch. We're all at this table because we got bullied. I'll know about Eric.

We're at Eric. We're at Eric. I'm gonna get Eric up. I got bullied. It's cool. Yeah, mustache. Yeah, I got a mustache. I actually almost shaved it today.

Really? I don't know. Yeah, I just, you know, I just like mixing it up. Oh, yeah, I've seen your upper lip before. I think because I just do this when I go, maybe today. I just kind of just like mixing it up. I've seen your upper lip before. I think because I just do this and I go, maybe today, I just kind of cover my mustache. You should put like some foundation over it. It's like blended into the, like,

what I'm gonna do is shave my mustache but keep the sole patch. There you go. Very like Mark McGrath in the 90s. Yeah, I just wanna fly. Eric, Eric, no, no. I don't care what people online will say. I'm getting so cool.

No, Eric. I'm going to start wearing shirts that Charlie Sheen wore in two and a half minutes. Oh my god, I'm going to have a soul patch. The bowling shirt is why I, I'm like, you should do that. Can we queer eye? Can we queer eye? No, I think I got to figure it out.

Here's why we should, why you should do that. Because one thing I've learned from Gen Z, I learned that the pandemic made them all worth pajamas because comfort is a big part of it. But another thing is they're huge in nostalgia. Like everything is so heavily based in nostalgia all the time. There's nothing more nostalgic than the 90s.

Okay, so then soul patches. You remember late 97 through mid 98 or swing dancing was back? I do. I think I'm gonna be a swing dancing guy. You're gonna be like a cherry pop and daddy. Yeah, I love that song by the cherry pop and daddy. You know that's gonna be bad They're back a bottle of beer. That's what I'm talking about Jeff Chokan is Red Bull but speaking of Red Bull we're here for coffee. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that So I'm back. Okay, so what we have in front of you is a raise from my personal selection

Oh, we've got okay, so this is the first thing I'll say the syrup is important. Okay, as you can see the brand is Monin, okay, look order it online go to their website super cheap $25 order free shipping if you get on Amazon It's twice the price don't do it fuck Jeff Bezos why bother I bought off am about I told him I told him not to. Yeah, that was on me. So is the brand is important? Yes, we're using it less of people who use a different brand. Only, only if it, here's the thing.

I don't think less of people who use a different brand. I think less of people who use tyranny. That's the one that they sell in stores. It is, yeah. Shit. It tastes like shit. Hell yeah, get it. It's bad.

It's not good. Attack. This one right here is a barista 22 It's really good. The fan actually sent that to me. Oh nice. I was talking about vanilla lavender Milk latte is on podcast one time. Of course. Oh, do you shame if someone sent us more lavender? Oh no I that'd be such a shame is someone sent us more syrup Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Careful what you asked for. Achievementer was under about 6,000 pounds of swords for about two years. Oh, yeah, no. Jeff, we're gay.

We can handle this. We know what we're doing. Liz bought this bottle a week ago. Oh my god. Okay, that's a lot of lavender for one week. Is it getting? Now is it all purely coffee-based use? Yeah.

Oh, no, because we also make Italian sodas with the, with the beddies. I mean, in Italian sodaas, just for this. That's pretty fun. So if you add these stirps, like sparkling water, it's like a very light Italian sodas vibe, it's very good. We are doing a stream for Face Jam on March 2nd for the release of the butterfly fork and spoon.

And we are doing Utah sodas. What's that? Oh, you mean the Mormon sodas's like ice cream and stuff in it. So, there's sodas. Those are mixed. So, there's like a soda jerk. And then he's gonna make like dirty Dr. Pepper. It's Dr. Pepper with like coffee cream or coconut syrup.

Yeah, it's like, it's like alcohol. Oh, that's right. Oh, right. It's all sugar, but it's, so it's still not happening. No, it's gonna be disgusting, but that's, this to me is to be a nice step in that direction because I only drink black coffee also.

Have you ever seen, okay, so again, pandemic did a lot of weird stuff to us. I had a point for like a month where I would just find those like Mormon soda shops. Yeah. And I would just look at the Google reviews because I wanted to see the insane things people drink when they don't consume caffeine or alcohol. Because it's like, oh yeah, no. God said no hot drinks, but he didn't say that I couldn't put a pint of ice cream inside of a, what's the, what Sprite has caffeine in it, of a seven-up.

Yes, yeah. And then put sprinkles on top of that with whipped cream and chocolate. It's on Oreo. That's just, yes. Oh, yes, what crumble cookies are. Yeah, I am all for it. Yeah. I think there I think they need to be everywhere. Then you come on by and have nickel make you a special soul. I'll have one. And here's why as an alcohol. Well, you can't. The amount of experimentation

that I can do with drinks is about that. So it. Have you heard of Coke? I don't know. I just do Coke. Just do Coke. Oh, do Coke. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't value farms, right? I mean, you buy 1000 UY in 2022. You might be able to get financial consequences. You also might be dying. Yeah, because you're, I don't know, your cuters fell out of the fuck. Those commercials are weird. Vaginal mesh.

What is that? No, no, it's gonna be like 20 years from now. I was thinking about this the other day too. The people are gonna be like, can you believe people used to drink monster? I was thinking about that all the time. Was like just be cool. Yeah, yeah. I think about that all the time because people be cool. Yeah. I think about that all the time because people just smoking smoking.

They're like, oh, smoking's good for the baby. It gives it strong bones. And now we're like, this fucking idiots. And then like, and then cut to us doing what? Yeah. Like, cut to us doing what is it? I want to know now. Yeah. I want to know.

Us eating tied both. Us eating tied both. No, not even just us using tied. Yeah. Like, the way they're doing us using tide. Yeah, just microwaving food and plastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like it's plastic. It's like it's making it

like posing with a cigarette. Yeah, it's you with the fucking with one of those plastic ziplock containers that just gets bodied by curry. Absolutely. Hey, but smoking makes you look cool as hell.

You tell me like this all the time. No, that's a bad message. I know what's a bad smoking side for you, but you look so cool. No, I'll tell you, I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. I've had a half a cigarette outside of a bowling alley in high school, and I hated it. I grew up around people that smoked.

Oh, absolutely, and it was just around me and in my clothes, it was disgusting. But, and I would never consider smoking a cigarette. No, it's disgusting. The divergent lungs. Yeah, it's disgusting. There's Stephen Mc'd virgin lungs. Yeah, it's disgusting. There's a, Steve McQueen, the cigarette's fucking cool.

Yeah, it's so cool. I mean, here's the thing. Imagine with the name. I'll leave it with a cigarette's fucking cool. The world of the cigarette. My problem with smoking now is that everyone smokes vapes and it looks. It looks so lame. There's nothing lameamer than hitting your rectangle

outside of some place. And then going, I'm not addicted to this straight nicked team. Oh, yeah. No, it's straight. It's also. Y'all are coming up with a big thing. Also, I'm sorry.

Like also like the swing is a great real cool. We're looking you see there's nothing worse than seeing like an Esco bar or like an L for an L for in like the rain ditch, like a rain ditch. And then just like, well, that's so bad for the environment.

Fuck your lungs. That's worse than that. Like disposable vapes are evil. Yeah. Get a refillable one if you're going to do that. But the people who take it seriously, like God bless them. I love them to death. Steven Sceptics of the world.

Oh, like who have a tiny carburetor? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The one that you do it wrong, you'll die. Steven Sceptics of the world. Oh, like who have a tiny carburetor? Yes, they've got to their mouth. Oh, yeah. That's like a steam engine. The one that if you do it wrong, you'll die. Yeah. What the hell?

That is the same. There's like certain vape batteries. We're like, they're so insane that if you don't like calibrate it correctly with your oils and your potions, your motions, like it'll just like explode potions. We're gonna bring this back to the weed commercial when we were growing up.

You're not you when you vape. You're not even you vape. So, sure, not vape. But you're way were growing up. You're not you when you vape. You're not you when you vape. So, sure, not vape. But you're way less cool. Yeah, way less cool when you smoke. But when you gotta see between those two things. We should probably make a coffee. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, so like what's your vibe? Whoa! This Nespresso machine is crazy. That's like some fucking terminator technology. Yeah, so I have an espresso for two-o-machines. I like Nespresso a lot for the type of coffee they make and the flavor profiles for different pods.

This is a Nespresso? And Nespresso, we just like to know why I have this. It's like buying a car. Yeah. Okay, so one time, me and my girlfriend did our finances, we were checking in like, hey, I got more bank accounts, like empty. And we both have like apps that tell us

what we spend our money on. And we spent like a rent worth of money on coffee one time, going to coffee shops and getting like pastries and like coffee and then we were like, let's just not do that again. So we were like, run a buy this one time and the pods are like a bucket piece basically it comes out to, which is, you know, way cheaper. And then I found

this barista blend, califa farms oat milk. It's the exact same oat milk that they usually use in places. And it's real good. And it steams up good. It's up real nice. Whips up real good. You have, and this is, you have a instant milk. Yeah, this is an instant pot brand. It's a milk steamer, but it steams froth and whips. So situation on the inside. What would you do if you had the freedom to be anyone or to go anywhere without limitations? Start your journey and experience for yourself the feeling of total freedom when you game with Alienware.

Alienware is your portal to new worlds where limits don't exist and the only rules are the ones you decide to make. Defy boundaries and start gaming now at alienware.com. Next gen gaming is built with Intel core i9 processors. Wait, is this a bad time to say that I don't drink coffee? Oh yeah, it was a bit coffee. Yeah. Have you? He has. I used to be a dad. You don't. So in college I used to be addicted to caffeine. Yeah. I mean coffee wasn't so in college I used to be addicted to caffeine. Yeah. Coffee wasn't enough so I went to caffeine post. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That honestly explained so much to me more than most like you could have been like, oh, this happened to me. That happy. I was addicted to caffeine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you like come up and someone who I'm just saying like I, I'm not a freak. Now, yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So what coffee are we looking at with the Nispresso right now? All right.

So I have several options that she's from. Options, yeah. I've got a Bianco Dopeo for milk, which is a double espresso pot that's been turned into a latte. Okay. I have a Volteso, which is a single shot of espresso. It's very light, very sweet, very serial profile. Okay. I have a Voltaço, which is a single shot of espresso. It's very light, very sweet, very serial profile. Okay.

I also have a Dolce Pod, which is like a caramel-y. Mm-hmm. It's like a caramel-y, it's not, what's the, it's sweet, but it's not sweet serial like the Voltaço. And then I also have a standard coffee that's like vanilla custard pie flavor, just a little. Wow. Jeff wants the serial one.

I want, yes. Okay. The second Jeff wants the cereal one. I want yes. Okay. The second or the third. Yeah. The second one. I want the second. You want the second. Well, because the first one is cereal double espresso and the second one was cereal.

Single espresso. I want double espresso. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm more of a I'm a more caffeine. You're a bit. So you're like so put together. It's pretty exciting.

This is a robot. Yeah. Yeah. That. It's pretty exciting. This is a robot. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. So it looks dangerous. Do you want me flavors? Right in the drinking black. I you know what?

Let me try black. Okay. Let me try black. Well, you don't need the, this is my little brewing. I like it. I I usually put the syrup in here. So when it brews, it brews right into the syrup. Yeah.

And then I pour it into here at the mill. What? Rather that. Let me ask you this thing, Griff, if I were to take it with a flavor, what would you recommend? It's like brews, it brews, right? It gets a right answer. And then I pour it into here at the mill rather than... Let me ask you this, then, Griff, if I were to take it with a flavor, what would you recommend? I hear lavender is popular. Oh, yeah, obviously vanilla lavender. That's...

Let me try that. I want to do the vanilla lavender. I'm afraid it's going to kill you. Oh, but that's exciting. You said you drink black coffee. That would fit too sweet for you. Oh, it will be. Okay.

All right, I'm going to prove it. Let's do it. Do you want it as a latte or do you want to add in the espresso shot? I don't. Welcome to the episode where Jeff dies. Yeah, I think that's in the espresso shot. Okay. Yeah, I say do it as an espresso shot. And we'll see what happens.

This is exciting. Have you died before on this podcast? Nothing like that. No, not on this one. Oh, I'm going to have dosi. I'm not going to give you that. That's not a bad. I'm not going to give you.

Yeah, I'm not going to give you. Yeah, we're all microdose at real. Yeah, we're. I'm not gonna give you that. That's what I'm saying. I'm not gonna give you full dose. Yeah, we're all microdosing. Yeah, we're all microdosing. I think I'm just going to go for it. I think a full shot of really awesome. Well, it's my overall mood if I do this every three days. Yeah.

So you do it one day and you take two days off. You do it the third day and you take three days off. And you redo it. See, we got three days off. Yeah, I thought that'd been microdosing. So I really like the Nespresso. I had a friend who used to work for Nespresso, so I got one of these machines a bunch of pods. Did you get the tiny one?

Yeah, yeah, that's the smaller one. That's the original one. Yeah, I got this bigger one, I guess, because it was cheaper when I go for a file. It is, it's a great, it's a guy who, I mean, I grind my own beans, brew my own coffee like every day. And I drink it. I see that for you. I drink it black, and that's just, I mean, I grind my own beans, brew my own coffee like every day. And I drink it. I see that for you. I drink it black and that's just, I enjoy coffee.

This kind of thing is the thing where I'd go over to his house and he's like, check this out and be like, oh, this is like the creme on the top. Oh, yeah, I see you putting brown sugar on your thing before you tamp it. Oh, yeah, you could do that. It's just a little bit of flavor. I just don't like, I don't have an espresso maker.

Oh my God, the water's so low. Yeah, I was just like, I think that's no water. And then also me and Jeff are just looking at this. Yeah, it's fascinating. He did that though. This is like, this is tickling my biochemist brain right now. I'm like, what instrument is this? What are you?

How does this work? This is really something. So yeah, it's our, are we separating atoms? Yeah, so I have mine on a little thing. It's like elevated. I've never seen the cup shake because it's ever been on like just a regular. Just some kind of table like this. Yeah. Well, no, Griff, can I ask you? You mentioned that this was a largely a financial decision. Yeah.

Find the Nespresso. Yeah. I'm going to assume that it bore out and it was turned out to be a wise decision. But do you find it's altered how much coffee you drink in the day like do you guys drink more now because it's available? Well that's a great question. Well actually the opposite happen. Oh no it's too big for the double. It's too big for the double.

It's too big for the double. It's too big for the double. Oh God, it's like, it's only that. It's no no. No it's okay we got it. Well that's a coffee though. How much is the pouring? Well, I never do the, I, so I never do the doubles.

Jeff, Jeff is having a great time. Jeff is having fun. I know, no, I know that it is. Okay, so this is a new pot. You brewed the coffee. I brewed the coffee. No, I know this is a, I haven't used these pods breathe the coffee. No, I know this is I haven't used these pods or the the dopio. Yeah

It's meant for milk for lattes So it's more liquid interesting. Yeah, okay, that's what this because these are 1.35 fluid ounces and this one's oh Seven. Oh, yeah, well, there you go. There you go. I'm sorry about that. Oh, no, there's nothing you apologize for. Absolutely not. Yeah. So glad that wasn't a video. Oh my god.

No, I just took pictures of it brewing normally. And then you holding a cup and licking your fingers. Yeah. I'm sure that. Wow, you've been crazy with your hands. This is literally going to kill. It got stuck at the bottom because I don't want to say that. Oh.

So it's all at the bottom of the cup because the cup is a couple of times. OK. Let's see if this is the, do you need, like I don't know what you're saying. So it's all at the bottom of the cup, because the cup is possible. Okay, okay. Let's see if this is the, do you need, I guess, oh, you have stir sticks. This is exciting. What? It's so scared. What?

What am I drinking again? It is a, what was it? Vanilla, don't know. Vanilla lavender. No. It's a, oh, do you mean the, what? Yeah, the coffee, yeah. I just want to know what you call it.

It is strong. Like this is a, this is a, oh, no. This one's 13, yeah, this one's like 13 ounces. You're gonna fly. What are you doing the rest of the day? It's not taking a nap. It's in this. Oh, then you're gonna love this.

With you. Yeah, this is, this is so much for you. Doesn't work on it. Well, do you have any? caffeine doesn't work on me. That's awesome to hear right before you drink this and you have a word. Yeah, he's got like three monsters already.

Wait, caffeine doesn't work on me. Am I that kind of thing? Okay. Do you have ADHD? I don't know. His caffeine doesn't work on me either. I mean, he does. But he also is like addicted to energy drinks

in a way where he looks at them and the story goes, ooh, ooh, mm. Can I show you something? Yeah, I like caffeine. Oh, you drink some of that shit? What is this? It's a watermelon, it's watermelon water. It's electrolytes and antioxidants.

It's a, you know how coconut water tastes like shit? Yeah. This is an alternative fruit juice water. And it's just the ingredients are watermelon juice. Oh, it's nice. I love watermelon juice. Yeah, it's literally no added sugar. The ingredients are watermelon juice.

This one's pineapple juice and vitamin C. That's it. Three ingredients. No caffeine though. No caffeine. So sugar added, no caffeine. But I like to drink these if I already had my caffeine though. No caffeine. But it's so sugar added, no caffeine. But I like to drink these, if I already had my caffeine today, because even though caffeine makes me sleepy and it doesn't really like doing anything for me, it does make my heart

race. So I can't have too much. Good stuff. Can I have a shot of espresso with what do you have? What are your other cyrups there? What are the marshmallows? What are the? Oh, that's a Where's the marshmallow? No, what are the? Oh, that's a white chocolate and a dulce de leche.

So I was, my favorite Starbucks drink is the white chocolate mocha. And these are the syrups that you can recreate it. You wanna know? Would you like a, would you like a, you want a Starbucks white chocolate mocha? Absolutely. Okay.

I'm excited. Do you have any more? What a singular double. We have much on the office. We have singles. We have singles. Okay. I'm excited. What a singular double sink. We have a lot in the office. Singles singles. Okay. Thank you. All right.

Jeff is trying his crazy drink. Let me take a picture of the drink. Now, I usually drink black coffee. What color is it? Can I see? It's brown. It's pretty. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I didn't put any cream in it. No. I'm excited about this. This is. I'm not creamy kind of guy. No, I get it. I get it. I don't like, I don't like most white stuff. Oh, yeah. Don't look at this.

Oh, have y'all heard of the ice demaris? Oh, is this his coffee that he ordered for his birthday? Yeah. Yeah, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. This is nice. Yeah, that's different. Okay. What is coming through?

What are your flavors? Uh-huh. Yeah. No, that's what I'm getting. I'm getting flavors. Like usually when I drink coffee, I just get like, coffee. You taste them talking. I'm tasting different stuff. Yeah, see.

So it's, uh, this one's honey. Yeah, I don't know how to describe it. It's the different than coffee. It's different than coffee and then other things. So as you can see on our podcast, we don't typically, uh, really break the coffee down very well. Maybe a little sweet. Okay.

What notes are you tasting? Yeah, you've tasting the notes. Any notes? Is it floral? Is it cereal? Is it creamy? It's cereal creamy floral. Okay.

It's not. No, I definitely taste the floral notes. Now they use that word. I can taste the lavender. Okay. What's the first memory that comes in mind when you take a sip? Wow. Yeah, right a two-year for it.

Yeah. Really? Yeah. Let me. Yeah. He's going to cleanse his palate with the red bull. Red bull. Your palate cleanses disgusting thing. I've never seen that is. He's a Jeff. How you shouldn't? How do I shit? Yeah. Uh, often. I take, I take three to four dumps a day. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm doing it. I'm regular. I have to take mirrorlacks every night. And so I'm like it just constantly cleaned out. It doesn't I have a colon disease, so I have to. Okay. But it's like I'm a I'm a and it's also I haven't taken a solid shit in five years It's a whole thing. Do you take like do you take like a helium husk or anything?

What? Celium husk. No, no, it's not supposed to bind it. I need it to be loose. It's in like what metamusel is. It just makes you regular in the solids. Gen Z just discovered metamusel. So they're all wearing a helium husk. Okay, first of all. So, mirror like, yeah, I take this as a way created. First of all, first of all, metamusel's only orange flavor.

And that's gross. This is it. They just discovered it. Oh no, I just like, so I had to, in my life where I was like, blame with my, with how I was training and working on. So, so every morning I would get, you know this little tiny water bottles? Yeah.

I would put two scoops of Cillium Huskin there, chug it before it got too thick the chug and then you went through up. And then I would drive to work, which is an hour and a half away. And as soon as I got to work, I shed. Oh my God. Exactly the same time every school day. Wow.

Consistently. That is a definition of regular. Yeah, that's. Oh yeah, silly I'm a house girl, make you regular. That's regular. Yeah, this is not regular. That's your regular. That's your regular regular.

Because it's probably only poop like two times a day, right? Well, I've always strived to be better than I ever do. Or something like that. Anything I do. That's better. I always put push the envelope. Oh no Something that I do. That's better. I always push the envelope. I'm excited.

This is great. Three dumps today already. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's doing my bed. Damn Jeff, you shit with that ass. I'm so confused. When, yeah, you're gonna poop like five times a day. I'm a dooder. Yeah. I'm a dooder. He's doing something. Just a lot of people poop three times a day.

A lot of people. Yeah, three times. We shit, I don't think they should. When I was in the army, I shit like once a week. You were really? Yeah, because they fill you up on MRIs and stuff. What? They could always stop though.

You wanna laugh and do it in the lab? What type of coffee should I, ask someone who doesn't drink coffee? This is the least stuff. It always stopped up. You wanna Lavender Vanilla? What type of coffee shake? That's someone who doesn't drink coffee. This is the leesin' tons. This is pretty good. What I got. I'll do the leesin' tons. This is a shot, right?

It's nice. I also gave you Eric the leesin' tons. That's fine. This'll be my fourth cup of coffee today, so. I got Dota Delache. It tastes almost like an essential oil. That's the Lavender. So, okay, can I tell you my coffee theory?

Yeah. Okay, so each generation has its flavor. Obviously, Gen Z, we like a vanilla lavender omelette. Right, definitely. The millennial version of that is a vanilla latte. Oh, I agree. Like a vanilla cold, but vanilla is the, is the millennial flavor they love that.

Absolutely. Then that and boomers, obviously, folders, black. Yep. But you skipped gin-hats. I did that for a reason. I actually know what it is for gin-hats. Oh, yeah.

So I was talking to my friends about that. We were like, what's gin-hats? Like, what they like? Because someone really just like, like, coffee, something, but hazelnut. It's hazelnut. That's 100% what I was gonna say. It's hazelnut.

Hazelnut on the East Coast, filbert on the West Coast. Same far on the West Coast. That's the same thing gonna say. Hazel nut. Hazel nut on the East Coast Philbert on the West Coast. Same thing. Same thing. Same thing. Same thing. They just call it like in the Pacific Northwest, they call it a Philbert. Yeah, I'll fucking confuse. Yeah. Hazel nut. It's very funny. I was thinking like, there's no way they're gonna get the same. And you're right. You said hazel nut and I went, that is what it was the first flavored coffee. This is my first wife was obsessed with it and I fucking hate it. This is the most milk I've maybe had in, I don't know how long.

It's oat milk so you're fine. Okay, that's exciting. I saw that. All non milk milks are allowed to be called milk. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Were we not calling it milk? We were but then there was like a lawsuit on it and then they gave us these new cups.

Yeah, they're small. They're the wrong size. Yeah, they're very useful. These are not like, not, what are the old ones like 16 ounces? Yeah, these are like 12. Yeah, these are a lot smaller. And so sorry about that. No, no, this is fine.

I get the 12 out of the door. So I have the, what? You have a Vultesto pod with, I just give you, I give you, oh, I made you a white chocolate mocha. That's beautiful. Like a Starbucks white chocolate mocha. Sometimes on Sundays, Emily will do face masks and I'll throw one on two.

Yeah, that's kind of what this tastes like. That's nice. Yeah. Oh yeah, okay, so some of the things. I've found that Gen X finds a lavender to be a very polarizing flavor. They either love it or they hate it. Oh really?

It's kind of like a cilantro or a... No, this is great. Oh, thank you. This is so fucking cumbersome. You know, my ass is on the line there. It was great. Oh, they are. This is so cumbers. You know, my ass is on the line there. It was weird. Like we walked in here and we were told that if we don't create like a good coffee for you

while we were giving fire. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I already talked to like Patrick and he talked to John and yeah, so I'll let him know. I'll message him real quick. Thank God. Did a great job. Look, this is only a half hour thing.

So we have to wrap up. Oh, yeah. Hopefully we've just got started. But we did. But this is only a half hour thing, so we have to wrap up. Oh, yeah. But we did. But this is excellent. We got cups of coffee out of it. You tried something that is so out of the realm of you. Every time we go get coffee for this show, we will order the same thing.

Gus always gets an espresso, he gets an Americano. I get just a regular black coffee. Jeff will get the ice coffee or the cold brew every time. It doesn't matter the weather. It's always the cold brew. Okay, so that's the thing that, that's the thing that we left out. We left out.

Gen Z likes this. If you're gay, you drink ice coffee and the matter of the... Jefferson's allies. He's an ally. Oh my God, of course. You're an ally. So I would like...

100%. Listen, this is not too recorded, but I do want you guys to have a sippy sip. I brought straws. No, a little record of the ice vanilla lavender latte proper. Okay. This is great. Maybe the ice vanilla vanilla lavender latte is the the official coffee of Anva, as you are an ally. There you go. You're in the water off of this ice. Oh shit. It's like negative 30 degrees outside and the episode of the ice coffee. Oh yeah. It's been raining.

It's been like freezing. That's like literally gay. Jeff, I'll say it. You're very pussy slave. You're very pussy slave. Thank you. Very pussy slave for that. I like what I like.

I don't like to mix it up. He's just serving camp. I think if I figure something out, then I slave for that. You know, I like what I like. I don't like to mix it up. He's just serving camp. I think you're something out and then I stick with it. Great work. Great work. We're into the wrong side. I'm very, I'm watching this happen. It's so exciting.

I'm getting it. I'm trying to get the water out so it doesn't water it down the coffee. Oh, because the ice is sinking in the cold. I mean, yeah. It's thrilling. Uh, this has been a lot of fun.

Thank you both for doing this. And I do want to try this. That's what we'll end on. This has been a great supplemental, totally different. I agree. And, and gosh, I hope y'all will come back and do another, another supplemental with us sometimes. Whether you may bring your whole setup again,

which would all be lovely, but also just to hang out, we can maybe Eric will make coffee for you guys next time. Here we are, you need a tea episode. I will pull out every. Oh, okay. Yeah, we have office marches. We have office marches.

Oh, that's fun. It's a lunche. It's green tea. Yeah. Oh, it's just green tea. Yeah, it's heavily caffeinated. Yeah. I thought green tea was less caffeinated.

That's good. Yeah. Heav heavily caffeinated. Yeah, I thought green tea was less caffeinated. That's good. Yeah, heavily caffeinated. Yeah, addicted to caffeine, heavily caffeinated. Go on. I don't think we should talk about me right now. I think we should focus on the coffee. Yeah, this is about the coffee. Well, I'm just saying we were focusing on the tea. That's interesting. All right. All right. We got the ice lavender. Okay. A lot to hear. We got milk. What's this is the the drink of the Gen Z homo session. Just love. Can you take a picture of me and Jeff's drinking at the same time? Oh, yeah. Is that okay? And they're because I've been sure. Oh, that's right. Oh, right over here. Yeah. Yeah. This is great. You can watch us D age as we drink. Yeah.

Okay. Uh, this will do it for us. Thank you. You'll follow us at Animal Podcast, uh, on Twitter and on Instagram. Uh, check out STF check out, uh, uh, uh, Gry do it for us. Thank you. You follow us at Anima podcast, uh, on Twitter and on Instagram. Uh, check out STF check out, uh, uh, uh, uh, Gryff and Blizz. Here we go. Did you just chug it? He did. Yeah. It's like it.

Yeah. That's really good. Okay. He is right. I'm really. He is right. It tastes like essential oils. It's really good.

Right. It's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I'm like, non-derogatory. But in that bad way, you know what? You know what? Yeah. We're going to call it the official drink of Anima. The official drink of An right. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I'm like non-derogatory, but bad way. You know what? We're going to call it the official drink of animal. The official drink of animal. What's it? What is it again? Essential oils. What is it? It's a, give me the name. It's a, it's a soy, no, it's an oatmeal. It's an iced, it's iced vanilla lavender oat milk.

Lotta, lotta. Yeah, there was kind of coffee in there, right? Thank you both so much for coming and helping us with this. This is a lot of fun. This is great. This is way better than doing whatever we usually do today today, which is spits I would gust. Yeah, this is great. We're gonna tell Gus how much fun this was

and how he didn't get to doing it all. He would have brought it down. Yeah, definitely. He's such a mood D elevator. He sounds like a different energy when he comes in. I know, it down. Yeah, definitely. He's such a mood-de-elevator. He sounds like a different energy when he comes in. I know, it's so hard to say. Yeah, we're used to. We don't, I just, I don't know this person.

You're like, he does like, cartwheels. Yeah. He sucks. He bullied me the other day too. That doesn't surprise me. No, okay. Goodbye. Bye.

Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Okay, goodbye*** face. Call to action. Feel free to add something show premise specific, but short. Listen to show name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts. It's f*** face, a podcast. Subscribe or no. You do yes?