Another Below Deck Podcast - A Love Story for the Ages | Below Deck Med S7 E9

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

Dylan, Nick and Pat are back to break down the beautiful romance between Kyle and Frank, the really toxic and annoying romance of Tash, Dave and that guy who keeps texting, the difficulty with the col...or pink and even more from Bravo’s Below Deck Med.The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Check out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.comWe also cover Bachelor Nation very week on Another Bachelor Podcasthttps://bit.ly/AnotherBachelorPodcast_YouTubeThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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Starting point is 00:01:03 When you come on, I out and says hey, man, when you come on I mean come on man Come on get back to work Kyle so Kyle Kyle Stop showing your ass get Kyle get back to work. No Frank's here. I love Frank. I have an idea. Why didn't you go get me a drink? And she'll do it too. I'm paying $60,000 a day Welcome, Vo! Another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan, I'm excited to have next to one real Nicholas Davies. A Hoi Maties!
Starting point is 00:01:54 Patrick's podcast server that behind my glasses. Hey, everybody. Welcome to a permission to come over. Permission granted. We are all full and we are a little tipsy because of our what's the deal segment on another podcast show It's the show where we talk about really whatever is at top of mind So if you want to hear more of us just Gavin and Goofen search another podcast show subscribe and give it a listen Hey, how can I do a PSA to oh Nick had it was jamming at the bit for something. I was just gonna say I made these guys
Starting point is 00:02:26 Drink the rocks to kill a pair with in and out burgers and the rock the actor the rock join the Wayne Johnson Electric podcasting electric podcasting the internet was fantastic, but was the tequila? No, of course not it's from the rock. He doesn't do anything good. No, it's horrible. Okay A couple other PSAs all right first off you got to hit that YouTube channel that we got. Another below deck podcast. I think we got like, you know, almost 3000 people subscribing. No, no, we're near it. We're not. This podcast is so much bigger than our YouTube audience. Why go click on the subscribe button. Watch our faces. In my way, because Nick and his cronies that produce that show There are two members. Yeah, two members cut into my face looking all old and red and how dare you?
Starting point is 00:03:12 It's for punchlines. It is nothing to do with your face being red. Which it is always I know Okay, let's get to another piece of business We're gonna do a live show in Palm, October 8th. That's a Saturday. I think it's going to be at 4 or 5 pm at the V Palm Springs. We'll let you know where the tickets are, but right now get it in your head. Start planning out with you and your spouse or whatever friends to come out to Palm Springs to watch us do a mashup with the other podcasts for crying out loud. It's parenting podcasts. They're hilarious girl and Stephanie Wilder Taylor. We'll get tickets up soon. You should come out and hang out with us for the weekend.
Starting point is 00:03:47 So, let me be Frank. Let me be in Frank. Should have been the name of the... Oh, that's good. Got it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me be in Frank. Right, right, right. Well, you know, let them eat Frank.
Starting point is 00:04:00 I don't want you to be, I don't know, Jokey about this because I am giving this episode 100 pots and I am going first and I hope that's okay. Okay. I'm giving it 100 pots because I don't think that we have seen a love story like this since Hannah and her weed pen. I mean, this was an absolutely beautiful stay a beautiful tale. It was tantric in their temptation could not hold hand in hand. They could not imbibe and
Starting point is 00:04:39 one another's skin and love. It was this and then at the end when they come together it was honestly I was just riveted and so happy for them of course we you know Dave Natasha and all you know Natalia and it's a there's sea rats plenty of squabbling but the love story I mean notebook you're hard out of 100 cast away Helen Hunt Tom Hanks he's trapped on a desert island for god knows how long got really skinny there Then they find him because he hung out with Wilson Wilson very Mary someone else. Yeah, that's fine. Adentis It was his dentist who should have fixed his fucking tooth Anyway, I don't know how to go to her house at the end of he drives up there in the middle of the night The dentist is obviously a bang in his mistress, but he's not there
Starting point is 00:05:24 But Tom Hanks his character shows up. He leaves middle of the night the dentist is obviously a bang in his mistress but he's not there. But Tom Hanks' character shows up. He leaves. They hug Van Brace. They decide to depart and never see each other again very much like that van shot that they had on below deck tonight. Tom Hanks' character gets in his car ready to drive out. It's raining. She's crying in the house.
Starting point is 00:05:41 She runs out. Tom! I forget the character's name. Tom! I love you. Yeah. They read did Scene okay in below deck tonight and they embraced and kissed Yeah, and then you wondered when the movie went to black Where was that relationship gonna go? I see a sequel to cast away. Yeah, so what a hot quiz hot shot. What was the dentist name? no clue No, doctor spaulding to cast away. Yeah, so what a hot quiz hot shot. What was the dentist name? No clue.
Starting point is 00:06:05 No, Dr. Spalding. The irony, because he was talking to Wilson. I say Spalding bass. Those writers. I'm really grateful. I jump. Yeah, go. What a stretch.
Starting point is 00:06:18 I mean, truly unbelievable. What? To compare this to oh castaway Well, you said all the love stories you could have pulled from and sure the notebook was a little lazy for you to pick Castaway, which is a movie about a man surviving really. It's not about the love story Oh, no, I see it Pat because because Kyle in in his coming out story, he's on an island of homosexuality. How many pots do you give it? Oh, I want to still do my thoughts, too.
Starting point is 00:06:53 I mean, I feel like you've taken up a lot of air with that cast away thing. I'm curious to his thoughts. I want crescendo music under him comparing it to you. Yeah, okay. God, this was fun. Kyle basically deciding that he's a guest Not an employee on this cruise. It was pretty crazy and Kyle I do the fucking same thing as you if I fell in love like you did on this boat. It's so good Natalia like starting a go-off on everything was great so good
Starting point is 00:07:23 I love all the drama. It's different than I've ever seen in an episode before. 100 knots. Yeah. That's incredible. 200 knots will I be the third. I too appreciate the love story between Kyle and Frank. I think we're going to be 28 off. What do you think he's going to hit 72?
Starting point is 00:07:40 No. Now I'm like torn because I didn't know what I was going to give it before I started it. No, I don't want to say it because you said it, but I don't know what to do But I did let me think about really I enjoyed it Fuck 72 now I forgot all my points. They should have got nine. No, it's okay So it's episode's gonna be a little wonky we've been recording for a while
Starting point is 00:07:59 We had the rocks to Kila we had cheeseburger. It's a weird one So buckle up. We pick up where we left off the disastrous tasting menu. Fish and chips are up next, which cool and wet while Natasha shows the guests that the next wine is a cab. I love these charter guests. They roll with the punches. They're not too upset.
Starting point is 00:08:24 They can clearly see that this is off the rails. But then they're just like, can I get a vodka soda please? Like can we? Yeah, let's let's break this monotony up a bit. Can I also say the insanity of all this? And I like the effort. Don't get me wrong. Dave's obviously pretty pissed. But there are light pores. What do you call that when you just get a, you know, when I'm tasting, a tasting a, it's like, fresh and out little thing.
Starting point is 00:08:50 There's like five of these before dessert. That's a full glass of wine. I'm a drunk. You guys know that. Yeah. I'd be tipsy by this point. That's it. No, you wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:09:01 So Dave is really upset about the audible. Should we talk about the leg shaking? He has leg shaking? Well, no, you do. Oh, when I don't get enough alcohol? Yeah. Yeah. So Dave is really upset.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Also, I got a headache about this whole. I'm sure it's all fine. I feel like you have your alchemy down. You're fine. This is just I want to pat to like his daughter is like eight to 10 and he's transitioned to making pinia coladas in the morning. He's like, daddy's just making a smoothie, honey. I know. By the way, I don't think there's a lot in this episode. On the terror line. It's a lot of activity.
Starting point is 00:09:47 My buddy Willie Waydown, his dad, did I ever tell you the story? He's driving us to a baseball game at seven in the morning. He pulls over and he goes in his trunk. I mean, the side of the road and he pulls out a fifth. It starts guzzling it. It's like seven,30 in the morning. And then he gets right behind the wheel and drives us to baseball practice.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Well, did you guys want to crash? Let the man level off. Yeah, if he doesn't, you're gonna cry. Beatty, David is really upset about this audible that Natasha pulled, but, you know, Dave, again, you knew this was gonna be a disaster, right? You should have been a little bit. He tried everything he could tell him.
Starting point is 00:10:25 No, he didn't, and I hope that we can talk to him soon about that. Because this was, like I mentioned last week with a margin of 1, amount of responsibility comes a marginal amount of power. He should have said, let's do one or the other. Anyways, little bit of a meanwhile, you guys stop me when you need to. Tosh heads down to say hey that one well storm talks about the obstacle course that the producers forced upon the charter guests leems incredible top was actually bought from Amazon and I chammy man he bought I can't
Starting point is 00:10:59 think of their names Frank from Amazon. His top. Yeah. Get the joke. No. You said he bought his top from Amazon. Oh God. If I would have just nailed one of the bigger ones name. Right. I would have worked. He bought it out.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Yeah, no, I see what you're doing. He bought Casper from Amazon. And Casper is definitely his top because he said I love the way you eat bread. Okay, so. Did you hear that? Kyle. Liam, look, Liam, look that cast for you goes,
Starting point is 00:11:25 I love the way you meet Brad. I'm gonna date Liam. Kyle, Liam, you're gonna date Bambi, Bambi's fucking. Liam and Bambi are gorgeous, so Kyle is done with his shift and he is now ready for a little R and R. Now, hold on. What? He's a guest.
Starting point is 00:11:44 No, I know, it's time for R&R. He's dating the primer., I know. It's time for R&R. He's dating the primer. Dinner's over. It's time for R&R. You just reminded me of the thing. I wanted to say it. Since my thoughts are not, I also appreciate Kyle's side. He's a guest and not an employee.
Starting point is 00:11:58 That's exactly what I did when I was a seat filler at the roast of Justin Bieber. As soon as our superiors were out of sight, I went and sat down at a table and I got free wine and drink all night and I sat behind job legend and Chrissy Teigen. And I had my first interaction with Andy Dick. He didn't try to suck my dick, but he was flirting. Yeah, and you were like, hey, Chrissy quit bullying people, okay?
Starting point is 00:12:18 So, Tosh is really cool with the transformation of Kyle from employee to guest. Well, because she's no angel. She's so happy with that. Yeah, so she says that she seems nice on the outside, but she tries to get away with murder. No, no, she got away with murder. I mean, once again, what's in the box type twist?
Starting point is 00:12:39 We know Natasha, we know who you are. You don't have to be bashful about how, oh, I'm just a little mischievous, anyway. Yeah, the point is taken. She was very wrong. You don't seem nice on the outside. I guess we thought so for 30 seconds after episode one.
Starting point is 00:12:57 But we very quickly realized you are a part of the species suck you back. OK, so she joins the marimen for a game of Rose or Thorn Kyle try to play that at the end of a ps one time you guys fucking really you yeah you guys are like you just didn't bring anything in which I had it but you guys didn't
Starting point is 00:13:15 really accuse me of it but that's what I did I said let's say our Rosen Thor are the thing that went well. Oh yeah I have no recollection that that came from the show but Kyle's it did it it's just a thing like families do around dinner table. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Family sound. Yeah, yeah. I thought it was never how I never. Families play never. All right. So Kyle's turn is up. He is, how do you say forward? He says, I've never been more attracted to someone and that that has grounded him.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Very intense. And I was just wishing. What's in love? I wish they were just not on charter so they could just toss into each other's skulls right now. I mean, the sexual tension is palpable. But the tension is what made me. But love story. That's what we saw them fucking hammer away.
Starting point is 00:13:57 And that wouldn't be love. That would be smart. Yeah, that would be smart. So after a couple hours of PJs and hang in, Tosh says, hey, we kind of after a couple hours of PJs and hang in Tasha's, Hey, we kind of got a little bit of work to do. And however much of an Ursula and human form to Tasha is Kudos, bro. All right. Let the man shoot a shot. It is harder for him to find prey. Dare I say love? Well, I love how she made this point because if we didn't know the other stuff that's going on
Starting point is 00:14:24 behind the scenes, you go like, all right, I like this boss because if we didn't know the other stuff that's going on behind the scenes You go like all right. I like this boss because they're even handed you know, she's like look You should probably be fired for this bullshit But I want to be a cock blocker I don't want to I want to block his cock and she didn't say it but well I was gonna say me as a manager I always tell other people when they start back stabbing the employees ago Look you got to let people get away with stuff every once in a while. You start like waving your finger at him and you hold
Starting point is 00:14:48 him accountable for every goddamn thing. It ruins the whole workplace. You got to let people get away with shit. And I'm still the pens. And then they'll be spiteful and they'll be on your ass. So you can't get away with anything. Instead, you have a bargaining chip. Put it in your pocket. Was the rock and blockers or was it that turned coat John Cena It was John Cena Both of like vascular butt plugs to blockers all right, so um There is a little moment here where Kyle's alpha is on full display Kyle is
Starting point is 00:15:25 Okay, Kyle is, Mufasa isn't the right comparison because Mufasa has so much wisdom and stuff, but Kyle is the king of this ship. Z comes up and says, look like you had some fun, didn't ya? Is this the next morning or the next time? No, same evening. Okay, and within workplaces, there are often, you know, snuggling little weasels. And, you know, internal politics gets kind of nasty in more places.
Starting point is 00:15:47 This could be perceived as some type of low stakes warfare that Z was trying to wage on Kyle. I have dirt on you now. I saw that you were up all night. Kyle just says, yeah, I had a lot of fun. And when we get the tip, make sure to look at me and say thank you. I mean, it's nice just
Starting point is 00:16:06 fucking Maybe I should compare him to Denzel and training day, but Kyle doesn't give people angel dust So you know, I was gonna say scar Okay, he became king and but but then oh was also gay and even though I said I agree with you What an unhealthy way to look at that little quip Z said I think it was just having a little fun That's true. Yeah, that's he's not a rat. No, he's not he's not and I don't think I think I said that I don't think there was any Militiousness in it and I don't think there was so let's move on to the next morning It's morning before we do let's take a quick break. To talk about these wonderful sponsors.
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Starting point is 00:20:59 Like listen, I get that they're fun and stuff but the only times where I sympathize with Jason is when Courtney and Z in storm are like doing their nerdy fucking goofball stuff and they're looking at Jason like, why aren't you laughing? It's like none of this is is good. I'm with you. I like I I said it last time like in a different group of people Jason could be fine and like getting along But they are nerd like you're supposed to like Enjoy and like beatbox when Courtney starts rapping no shut up Well, maybe not shut up, but also don't look at me and expect me to turn into in an 808 for this
Starting point is 00:21:40 You know, I'm not going to do that. I love that Jason. We got a tease for later on in the season he's like dude just fire me man seriously no I don't want to do just do just no fire out of here I can't do it we know you love that Dylan go ahead and have that clip in there so we get to the mess that Kyle and Natasha left Natalia. She's cheeseed and rightly so I'd be cheeseed with these two fucking sucking down cappuccinos after, you know, pricking and fucking rosin all night. I mean, you know, I was just thinking go get them a TV girlfriend of Pat's. I'm fucking rooting for you because she is, if you want to talk about islands, she is on an island right now you know these two were just up all my fucking Rosin and and and thornin and it's not right it's just not right
Starting point is 00:22:32 she has to feel like Tom Hanks learning how to smash open a coconut you know I just wanted to keep bringing it up but no actually uh Courtney is that a good movie it's a bad movie right it's different. It's almost like it's almost like a silent film There's all these different like He'll like pick up an object and learn how to do it and there's all these mishaps with it It's I really like I love I've watched it. I watched it every time I've got a little side Note about that they had a monkey on the island That was going to play if they needed more like interaction with him with something living?
Starting point is 00:23:06 Oh, wow, and I guess those scenes didn't work. Why would a fucking chimpanzee be on that fucking island? Instead, it was a fucking plastic volleyball. It worked. And chimps with that that edition of Castaway just adds with Tom Hanks getting his limbs ripped off at his face bit. Or I was gonna say, you know know he has no temptation to fuck Wilson right we should stop talking about the movie but we should title this episode Castaway maybe so Natasha here's her gripes and she rolls her eyes and says if you were up to four in the morning you'd want to go to bed too and it's like you know used to's weren't really working. You were just up kind of
Starting point is 00:23:47 what Kyle was RNRing, but, you know, Natasha literally says at two o'clock in the morning, hey, you think maybe we should get some work done. Natasha, don't give me this up story of you, you guys all of her twisting around the, you know, the foster, foster home all night cleaning, all the cobwebs and stuff. You guys were rosin' and thornin' and stuff. It's just, it's fucking, gotta move on to the next thing that happened in the episode. So, storm is hyping up the team and getting overachiever. A little too much from me. Do you have the IK? I guess
Starting point is 00:24:23 I still fuck him He's an overachiever is annoying. He talks about work too much like hey separate the two things come on He would have been an amazing if you're like the the bowson amazing subordinate because he's like ready He's on he's like a fucking PA. Yeah, but the second he got down with that power He's too exited he ridden and try hard to like this guy I like okay, so he is amped up. And he is excited. And getting the crew and the guests ready for the multi water game. Yes, the guest first, the help Olympics. Sandy does a fantastic job. I'm seeing it will be team Adams family versus team homes.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Now, I know that we kid about this being a producer thing, but it always looks like a lot of fun to me. I would have so much fun, especially if I worked on the boat. You guys know how I despised the wealthy. I would want to defeat them in this competition. I've always loved any sort of obstacle course don't touch the lava at your own house We used to play at Doug's in space minotone Ninja warrior when that came out that really appealed to me. So this I With you right up right up my alley right now. How would you fair? I don't think well? Well, there was drinking involved I like I had to take a couple shots before you did like this
Starting point is 00:25:40 And you know what I wanted to give kudos to sandy for not being a fucking square because I think Lee would probably be like no can't do that. Oh no sandy because she listens to the podcast sandy I want to let you know old patty here's uh turn the corner on you you did a great season you're you're a great leader well done did a good job thanks for taking my advice because uh you know she came off like an idiot the last couple of Yeah, yeah, I helped her before you Sandy really came off like a fucking idiot. How many times you been in the galley Sandy? How many times? It's crazy. The people that like you're
Starting point is 00:26:19 like this Tony Robbins of these reality TV people. He's helping out Mike Flice. He's helping out Captain Sandy. but he's behind the seat He's the worldwide West for you NBA fans out there. Right right right. Follow it and get to the rock, you know, I think I think And do what help is to kill a first of all too late for that That stuff is Shouldn't be drank it by humans double dare is actually I think where my love of obstacle courses was for Double dare is actually I think where my love of obstacle courses was poor It is it it's insane to live in Los Angeles for 30 years and never having an upper
Starting point is 00:26:53 It's insane. You'd have to try to not do that. He's a liar Which means he's a fucking liar. I pointed out by the way you guys want to go back I can't stand the rod here in PMC I pointed out one time this fucking asshole the rock He was posting a bunch of videos of him in lost the interest drive around during Christmas and I caught him With a guy that he gave an SUV and then he did another video that he posted two weeks later Given his mother a fucking house and the same video you see the SUV of the guy that he gave the vet The gave the vet to yeah vet to yeah he did a shoot yeah
Starting point is 00:27:26 he's a liar he gangtaped a gangtaped a gangtaped a generosity gangtaped a giveaway mark summer's host of double their don't see any rock movies go go go go go go to do you have it was also great for the official results uh... so i know uh... that we need to move on and that is exactly what we will do sandy sees Kyle with his cock in his ass out and says, Hey, man, when you come on, I mean, come on, man. Come on, get back to work, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:27:54 So Kyle, Kyle, stop showing your ass, get Kyle, get back to work. Come on, Frank's here. I love Frank. I have an idea. Why don't you go get me a drink and No! Frank's here. I love Frank. I have an idea. Why don't you go get me a drink? And she'll do it too. I'm paying $60,000 a day. So Sandy sees, already said that the Decrue
Starting point is 00:28:16 is excelling at their fun. Putting C.J.S.K.s away. So thank you for the happy. Let's get to the funny feeling that Kyle's getting. He's a real clairvoyant. He says, I feel like I might be getting in trouble soon. Okay, okay. Kyle starts to think he's gonna get in trouble.
Starting point is 00:28:32 This is a one, but he thinks like this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I mean, you can't lose possibly flirting a far for 24 hours and then getting the number of Frank and then meeting up later. I mean, this was early in the episode, what I made this note. Yeah. But, you know, he's got to find a balance between his work life and trying to suck Frank
Starting point is 00:28:55 off. Sorry, that was crass. I'm a pig. Well, listen, man, I wouldn't fault you for writing a stupid fucking note like that because we hadn't yet arrived at the blooming of this love, which was so intoxicating for all of us. We've already spoken about it. So I think that that past pat wasn't, and I actually, it wasn't past. I actually think it's actually advice we could all take.
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Starting point is 00:30:59 Maybe we'll have you on Natasha. I know you listen. Don't take this the wrong way But or anything we've said Natasha, I know you'll listen, don't take this the wrong way. But or anything we've said. But these people, they, they actually fuck with other people's love lives because there's is their version of a love life is in such chaos. Natasha is bringing her chaotic version of love into other people's lives. Like Dave and I hope we get to talk to him at some point, you know, you never know. But I know, but you, you literally never know.
Starting point is 00:31:25 The jealousy tech start. And so you know she has a type and I know this bastard cheated on her and they've gone back and forth. But we all know the ending to this because Natasha doesn't like when someone gets a little too emotionally needy. Hmm. I wonder where this will go. I think in the trailer she said, I don't like being alone.
Starting point is 00:31:45 It's kind of like sticking your hand at a mouse trap and being like, ah, what I do that and then doing it over and over and over again. You know, there is real, you know, there are developmental issues and Natasha doesn't have a monopoly on them. You know, we all have our issues, which is why you should go. Kidding, they're not paying us for an ad spot tonight. We won't talk about better health. We won't. Only when they pay us.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Right. So I was going to say, Hey Natasha, if you are listening, I got a great men's therapy group that you can attend. What you can. It helped me get out of love addiction and unhealthy relationships. All right. So Jason goes down for his break and Dave is staring down the barrel of a donter of a daunting challenge.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Make a cake he's made before but just make it a different color. Routin for you buddy. Now listen I know the cake was difficult to pull off but he was like I've done it before but this is a different color. Okay. How will he pull this off? Yeah, no, I don't know you need to mix frosting and And with a different die if he was like I have to make a fucking cake look like a pirate ship I'd be like wow that is tough, but he was like I've done this but this time it's pink
Starting point is 00:33:01 Another bowl another color you walk into the galley. There's just like smash cakes all over. He's like, it's black again. Why won't it work? All right. So, Jason wakes up. Oh, an Italian Kyle fight a little bit more. Jason wakes up. He's shirtless.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Doesn't have a walkie on. It has a sticky little fucking attitude. Courtney says, hey, you were supposed to be up a half an hour ago and T snaps at her a little bit and says I Can't eat in shower in 15 minutes listen. I know you're in a tough spot. You're not enjoying yourself You don't really like the people you're working with it's tight quarters You don't really like going out and drinking so there's really no respite for Jason at all, but can I say something?
Starting point is 00:33:47 Be a team player. Indiana or go back to fucking soy futures, dude. We kind of got to turn around. We kind of grabbed on because we like Jason early on when he was throwing shade at fucking ray gun. Yeah, but Jason might be the dick here because there's three likable person out. Storms annoying because talks about work too much. We know Z. He's I would come off as a dick if I was around Z and Courtney and Storm all the. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're different kind of person. You're not a C-Rat. You know, you know, working
Starting point is 00:34:11 on these boats. You got to get along to get along. No, I've been fortunate and active enough in my life choices to the point where I'm I'm happy with what I'm doing. I'm sure C-Rats are happy with what they're doing. You know, no job. I'm just saying that maybe he needs to clean up his side of the street. Totally. Or go back to fucking soy futures, man. Yeah. Thoughts. A lot of money and soy. So it is not going to be the last night, Frank. And Kyle say to one another.
Starting point is 00:34:40 That was a beautiful moment. That was a beautiful moment. Yeah. This is I'm so sad this is our last night It's not the last night. Oh my gosh. We gotta have Kyle on oh my gosh, but that's that is our white whale So Liam transforms magnificently into Barbie and then we get to dinner. We got to have Liam I want to talk to Liam. Can we talk to Liam, can we talk to Liam? Let's talk to Liam. First off, is, I don't want to get into this sex gender stuff, but Natalya did refer to, uh, uh, Bambi.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Did she dead name him? No, she said, I, I'm not attracted to men, but, oh, no, she said, I'm not attracted to girls, but I would fuck Bambi. Yeah. All right, is Bambi, uh, girl? I think so. It's up to Liam, but I think in that moment, probably I don't know. That's a big difference. No, I don't know. It's actually a vagina or a penis.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Well, you make a Patrick. It's not about that. Well, the reason I'm bringing this up, it's not about that. No, no, it's this is important because Bambi is an example. I found her him, whatever, very attractive. You know, I like long hair and whatever. May I remind you on APS? We just tried to do some work, I explained you two areas. Two areas, LGBTQI. I have done the work. Okay, it makes sound like it because you're attaching genitalia to gender and sex, which is
Starting point is 00:35:58 a dumb thing to do. Perhaps I am, and I don't have a problem with it because I, you know, whatever showed up there, I probably would have gone with it. I don't know. How many times have you purchased, well, whatever showed up there. There I probably would have gone with it. I don't know how many times if you purchased that Matt Walsh documentary Patrick. What is that? Yeah, wait a minute. Play dummy. So good at that.
Starting point is 00:36:12 So good at that. All right. Baby is an example of what you are you meet at the club and you take home in the next morning. You know, hair extensions and I'll do before you continue. I do want to preface this and remind the audience with This before Pat begins this he said this is important Yeah, yeah, because I want to warn people because you never know hair Extensions and makeup they do a lot of things one time. I woke up the next morning with a girl I brought home and I just
Starting point is 00:36:40 Barely touched her forehead with my elbow because I was you know trying to get up I knocked her to fucking eyebrows off. It's just the paint went away. No eyebrows, just barely touching them. A lot of hair and makeup, you don't know. She didn't have eyebrows. Did you blow him after? No, it's just good thing to have a good time. I think it's a good thing to have
Starting point is 00:37:06 a good time. Did you blow him after? No, it's just there was no eyebrows. I thought it was going to be a guy. All right. I was at a packer bar one time. It's in Burbank. It's not well lit.
Starting point is 00:37:22 There was a young attractive lady watching watching the game by herself. I was with a group of buddies, start talking to her. She's from Germany and she loves the Packers. Right. So he changed numbers to my friends. We're like, that was a man. And then we had we had had plans that I was like,
Starting point is 00:37:36 what do you do tonight on Friday, even before our plan just kind of the Germans often have fair skin and have had and draw a lot of his features as well. Yeah, she was beautiful. Yeah. And she said I'm going to the Abby and I was like, well, my friends were right. Yeah. Because his name was Dora. I'm gonna yell at Dodie. Can we get to dinner please for love god. I'm sorry. We had to dinner. It's my fault. First up bread and butter, one of the most undefeated starters of all time. Good French butter with salt. It's a restaurant trick though, Della.
Starting point is 00:38:10 And how is that? Fill up on bread. They fill up on bread. Fill up on bread. Yeah. But you've already taken the order. Oh, got it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:21 So it's kind of like chemtrails. Like when you think it just doesn't make any sense. No, I'll explain to you. I'll explain to you. You feel like you got more when you really did it. You loaded up on bread, they brought the puck and played over. You're gonna take the rest of it and it to go box and you feel like your tummy hurts
Starting point is 00:38:37 because now you're all loaded. Oh, I can't eat anymore. And then you leave. You guys know I am not the one to shut down our tangents. But I feel like Dylan could abuse you for... Alright, so... Eating bread is a way to make people think there's a reason why they fucking have that, what's that steak joint that they have on in Malibu and in Beverly Hills.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Mastros? Mastros, they fucking spend it first hour. Here's some breadsticks, here's some fucking bread. Well you're waiting for your fucking steak. No, it's definitely a trap, but I'll tell you what, good butter and well-baked bread chef's kiss is unbelievable, but how did the rest of dinner go? I think you'll tell us, Dylan. First up is caramelized nookie. Love a sear on these little guys. They can often be texturless, too soft, kind of like baby food after a while if they're not cooked properly.
Starting point is 00:39:27 So a nice sear kind of cheats that. But I was given almost nothing to chew on just that it was good and that it had microgreens on top. But let's get to the next course. We had Italian, right? And it looks like we're going around the world once again because next up salmon cut rolls What? What the fuck and I'm gonna say what the fuck again because we're just continuing with more of this horse shit
Starting point is 00:39:57 We go from Yoki I saw two other dishes. He was making salmon cut rolls and he had a fucking carousel of Overcooked burnt fish that he was torching again. What are these dishes, Bravo? F**kin' spend a little bit more time on dinner and less on Courtney's South African accents, okay? My God! It's an interesting part of the show, seeing the chefs make the food, you know, it makes it, it adds a little bit of dynamism to the show. There's food. Dylan, what's your thoughts on Dave?
Starting point is 00:40:30 Are you, you think he's proficient? I mean, you know, it's so tough. The, the Richter scale has to be completely changed for C rat chefs. It's just a completely different fucking thing. He's no Rachel, but he's, he's good. It's weird to me weird to be concerned that they're hiring good chefs a lot. We don't want that. Well, they have pizza right dude But but it is weird. It is it a different ricketer scale because like these people are paying the amount of money We said so don't they shell out to get a high quality chef like I just don't I don't understand how you could have a bad Chef when you're trying to offer this type of I I shot he go I've had this the show has I understand we've had Asia who was folding laundry and then she cooked her mom's best Italian dishes
Starting point is 00:41:13 Who congratulations on your nuptials not Asia? Let me just say yeah, let me just put it this way the most talented chefs in the world Do not flock to both fair enough? Yeah, but and also I will say you never know what can happen in the world do not flock to boats. Fair enough. And also, I will say, you never know what can happen in the future, but if we were ever forwarded the opportunity to have one of these sea rat chefs in studio, even Dave specifically perhaps. Dylan, you really got this is your chance. I want to hear some really granular questions. I wish I had enough ammunition, but they haven't gone into detail about any of his fucking dishes.
Starting point is 00:41:45 It's not fair at all. Let's get to the fucking cake, which is... Listen, it's sloppy, but it's a beautiful cake. But like, you know, it's as good as you can, you know, turn out a big cow. Let me see the men looking on the food network. That's true, but it's a good looking cake. It's a good looking cake. I don't know what the dinner was. That fish did look at Trojus. So I'll give it 60 pots.
Starting point is 00:42:06 I was pretty upset at production. We didn't, and I like, look back at it. We didn't get like one just like, good shot of the fucking ship. Cake, like show us the cake. Show us the food. Please, bro. So, Sandy says I love cakes as much as I do.
Starting point is 00:42:22 I'm going to give you a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a Good shot of the fucking ship cake like show us the cake show us the food please bravo So Sandy says I love cakes as much as I love puppies, but I love ships That's a quote Storm gives Natalia the Ick a little bit more and then we get to the big gay soup Frank and Kyle sitting in a tree T.A.L.K.I.N.G, about how Frank used to be a fucking fatty. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:42:47 No way. 35 pounds heavier. 85 pounds heavier. This guy has the torso of a demigod. I mean, usually former fatties just kinda tighten it up a little bit. They don't go from fatty to fucking a don at some point. Slob to, I wish I could ride that
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Starting point is 00:47:40 What options we have she can quit he can quit she can kill him He could kill her I don't know what do you want me to do? I know that's what I was thinking like what are you gonna do? You fucking fair it or you're gonna call and get the guy fired like shut up This would take a strong man to do it But I think I'm the man that could do this if I was this cheating bastard I Go hey look do what you're gonna do on the boat. Let's start fresh when you get off. I actually have done it. Why is that not what they're doing? Alright, so the one girl that I'm still friends with that I dated a little dude or nicknames little dude, we both cheated
Starting point is 00:48:15 on each other and one time we had the coolest conversation. What we're kind of casually dating. I said, I fucked up, she goes, I fucked up, I go both cross each other out. Let's start fresh Boom we never talked about it again We broke up a month later, okay she cheated on me again, but So friends today, great and hey, I'm so happy that you're improving your language because you could have very easily said No, I doctor, you know, but you didn't. Shut up me. Okay, so. But again, the point is, Natasha and that boyfriend take some sort of knowledge
Starting point is 00:48:50 from what just patched. Yes. Let her do her thing and get off the boat. So, more Jason being a little nasty bird again, Storm. Caus him three times on the walkie. Jason does not answer, then Storm gets a little pissed, little cheese
Starting point is 00:49:05 And Jason says I'm sorry. I wasn't fast enough. I'm not a dog That doesn't make any sense Cuz dogs can't work walkie talkies really unless they're like really really smart And you've trained them for months to do that and you also don't need to be fast to work a walkie talkie Either you just need to pull it out and press the button it's just astounding he's just really really unhappy in this role and and for the health of the deck I I do think a parting is in order 100% but yeah he wants a boy I can't fire you no please please I want to get off the storm please replace me no I can't do it
Starting point is 00:49:47 So let's get to the docking Courtney is having hard power Patations and then they dock So the guest apart what an incredible group of people they were so so fucking fun that I honestly we forget everything About these seasons pretty much except for rainman over here who can pull out a name But these people are like on the route much mount stop hop hop Man they were fun. They they're on the mount rush more of charter guys I can't think of anybody who's better than that polite good-looking. Yeah Hot mixed it up with the crew. Yeah, I mean, it's just so fun. It's
Starting point is 00:50:28 hard to pick them better, but I would say my favorite of all times are Admiral Portia and Commander Tony. Oh, yeah, they were permission to come aboard. I'm pretty sure I fucked that up, but no need to get into specific. Yeah, no, they were right. I'm going to cut it in right now. I do take one issue though because Adam birthday boy I guess he was the primary yeah for departing he said we're family now We're family and here's the tip. Oh before you get there is this home or Olive Garden? Such a beautiful moment of once again score slash Denzel slash move fossil like alpha attitude
Starting point is 00:51:04 Frank tells him I Want to kiss you right now and he says We will and just Embraces his professionalism know that he can't do it right now and essentially just We're doing it Cassani was there. I know, but he just puts a little sh on on his lips almost You know and it's like don't worry baby. We will. I mean, he's just puts a little shh on his lips almost, you know, and is like, don't worry baby, we will. I mean, he's just a badass guy.
Starting point is 00:51:27 He was fucking... I love Kyle. He's kind of hyped. I mean, this is a love story I'm watching. This is a fucking movie. The same reality TV show that a piece of shit problem made. No, no, no. This is a fucking movie.
Starting point is 00:51:36 This was like Lloyd Christmas dropping Mary Swanson off at the airport. Hey, hey good boys! Can we talk about the tip? Tip meeting Sandy actually orders a crew. Hey, go clean this fucking boat up. And we'll get back to the tip meeting. I'll let you know we're ready. But they cut out all those scenes. Sandy loved the cake. Cake. She loved the games. She loved the table settings. She didn't like, you know, Kyle trying to get his dick suck, but oh, and by the
Starting point is 00:52:05 way, Storm will be a boasting. Posting. But Adam said they were family. They left 20k. That's not something family with me. I thought that the tip was going to be 30,000. Much better. It's not a bad tip, but it's middle of the road. But Adam, you said this was family. It's a B minus. It's a B minus. It's $1800 bucks, and I could have pissed in 2012, I would have pissed through that on a Friday.
Starting point is 00:52:36 I'm not. I'm the comment card that they want. How many shots? $1800 dollars worth. I was gonna be at that. And the comment card that they handed with the tip, they were like, everything was great. Staff was a little familiar, actually. I was about 5K doc for-
Starting point is 00:52:56 That is another reason. I mean, get premiered. Why they're so cool because I would be like- Enough! But they were just totally down within the entire time. I mean, he is an infectious human being. I do feel like he's, he contributes a lot to the rooms that he's in, but I would be, you know, like, listen,
Starting point is 00:53:17 I worked very hard to be able to have this classist moment. You're not part of us. You're brad of here. You're breaking the wall. There's plenty of time for us to meet at the On the Island at mud slingers or whatever. Yeah, exactly. Please bring me a drink. Please bring me a drink. So Courtney is back singing her funny songs. Okay, and then we... Dave and Tosh. We get to the trend a treading on glass chat
Starting point is 00:53:50 What was the point of this conversation outside of Dave trying to get her back? I don't I don't understand oh I thought she prompted the talk he did I Think he did okay Well it accomplished nothing they were just like well actually I think it accomplished a lot because he didn't go out that night. I think he was now drawing the line in the sand like I think he he said and I quote I'm a big boy you broke my heart and then they hug it out But it was not an embrace. It was a side hug that you'd give to an aunt that smells you know, oh by auntie carol You know, you don't want to be around or nothing. I like Dave. This was a good move I actually hope I wanted him to go out that night and finally have a good night, but he's not ready yet, but she fucking was.
Starting point is 00:54:28 She's like, thank God, this fucking guy ain't here. She gave us one of the lines of the night. She says, I'm so happy that Dave did not come out because I can finally do what I really love to do. And you know, some people are passionate about writing, some people are passionate about museums, whatever trade you're in, but when Natasha loves more than anything, it's part of you. That's what the foundation with her in that cheating Simp is built off of. Their love of Pati. She loves Pati. She's not an angel tell.
Starting point is 00:55:01 their love of party. She loves party. She's not an angel tell. She gets away with murder and she loves to party. Can you like, even when you were in your 2012 days, would you say you're passionate? The thing you loved in life was partner. Now it was a means to an end. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:21 I did, I did in college have discussions with my buddies. We'd be like, I just love getting fucked up. Yeah. But we knew there wasn't an end game. Right. We gotta find something after this. I would call it my path. I don't know how old she is, but this line made me sad.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Yeah. Yeah. She shouldn't let this go on too much longer. All right, let's get to 9,040. That's true. That's true. That's true. In that case, it makes sense that she loves the party because she's been passionate about everything else.
Starting point is 00:55:50 At some point, you gotta kick your feet up. Yeah. You just take a load off. So, we're wrapping up work. Jason is being a little lazy again, venomously so I kind of getting to a place where let's either get him off or let's reconcile the situation, but I'm getting a little tired
Starting point is 00:56:04 of pouty pants I said it I think episode one Reagan was an inept boasting but he immediately had a bad attitude Yeah, the slightest bit of her fucking and then you can't tell in these relationships because she sucks so much You're still thinking he's the good guy. Yeah, it turns out he's just a complaining bitch. Yep. Sorry Jason I'll have you on sometime. Yeah, Indiana J love you.. We would love to have you on, so let's get to the night out. Now this episode was longer than the typical episode. Well, we have a love story to tell. But they kept teasing me,
Starting point is 00:56:33 because all I wanna do is get to this. I wanted to see what happens when the crew hangs out with the charter guest, which I think we've seen one or two times before. Yeah, we've seen it before. It kind of ends with a whimper a lot of the time, i.e. Culver making out with that girl who got naked
Starting point is 00:56:51 with her brother and FaceTime to dad. We were robbed of two years of it because of COVID. We saw two, two, two. And we've only been doing this since 2018, action banged a girl in the back of a band. Well, she wasn't part of the gas. That's true, that's true. She's a man who randomly had a car. Well, she wasn't part of the gas. That's true, that's true. She's a man of a randomly on a guy.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Yeah, yeah. Well, I will say that once again, I know I couldn't really get it out when I was trying to talk about it first, but another reason why their amount rushed more gas. I mean, when they go out and meet with them, there's so much revelry. They're just so happy to see one another. They're just affable, lovely people. They have a great night and this reuniting between Kyle and Frank is just so unbelievably sweet. Hezeman Seenson's cast away. Not since cast away. Have we had a moment where they welcome in even more tantric patience. This is a seedling. We're going
Starting point is 00:57:47 to wait. And I was so proud of them. And then so thrilled that they instantaneously broke it because love is love is love. When Kyle thinks on not seeing Frank for, you know, God knows when he's going to see him next month, running out of that car and embracing him and kissing him the way that he did. I mean, they sucked each other's faces like they were trying to drink each other's dinners from the night before. Well, you know, we're trying to be beautiful about this right now because it deserves nothing but I got absolutely duped.
Starting point is 00:58:22 We on the another below deck podcast Instagram got sent by Kyle himself. He's not that to us. Yeah, a shot of him and Kyle and Frank kissing. Yeah, I had not this was Monday evening. I had yet to watch the episode on peacock. I watched that Wednesday. I got a He said you he said I said can I post this he goes yep babes got your scoop I think I think I think I I I allowed myself to get what an impression what an unbelievable Babs a goddess scoop now listen that's how I read it we end this episode Just applauding this production and really great emphasis and I can't change a star that we haven't seen on this show for, you know, since K-Chestane. Kyle is becoming a real fucking mainstay. I'm so thrilled that he is on this season.
Starting point is 00:59:17 I think he's locked himself into three more seasons. Hey, I hope he goes on to bigger and better things because Kyle I'm telling you he's a star I hope him and Frank it married there. We're just what a beautiful story. What a beautiful story I Well, we got a great episode. Hey Kyle. Don't listen to Bravo come in here. Nicky's gonna hit you up to They come in to hit you up babe. Okay, don't listen to problems. Fuck you Bravo jump the IT's ranger of usually five stars I need to tell him you have become more powerful. Oh, dude, then come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Session of the podcast network check out all the lovely sponsors go to YouTube Facebook go to the Facebook go to the Facebook it's a great page. We'll see you next week. I'm Dylan saying goodbye next say goodbye Bye-bye cut say goodbye bye guys Thank you. Circle K's new free inner circle membership program is all about making it easy to reward you with the things you'll love.
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