Another Below Deck Podcast - A Regular Ol' Gloria Allred | Below Deck Down Under S1 E9

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

Nick, Pat and Dylan are back to break down playing sega alone, squid, the city of brotherly love, defending women's honor, the merciless  ways for a fish to die and even more Below Deck Down Under.The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Support our sponsors:Magic MindVisit https://MagicMind.co and use promo code “Jason” for 20% off.Rothy'sGet $20 off your first purchase at https://rothys.com/BELOWDECKAthletic GreensVisit https://athleticgreens.com/BELOWDECK for FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchaseBetterhelpOur listeners get 10% off their first month at https://Betterhelp.com/BelowDeckDameBELOWDECK to take 15% off your first order at https://dameproducts.comFollow our audio versions of Another Below Deck PodcastApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/another-below-deck-podcast/id1216741721Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1rmalsUw5vtXAXWo6RwsRx?si=8hzGWOciRJ6A9UKUpDV8CA&dl_branch=1Check out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.comWe also cover Bachelor Nation very week on Another Bachelor Podcasthttps://bit.ly/AnotherBachelorPodcast_YouTube

Uh, Bertini is planning on hopping in a camper van after the charter, and Culver may be going with her. Now, we've talked about this quite often. There are a lot of euphemisms for bum. Nomad, travel enthusiast, own a sprinter van. But please do not allow yourself any more delusions. You know, look around. You're running from things. Your entire existence is running from things your entire existence is

running from things when you can't be on a boat miles and miles away from your problem you hop in a van but let's just call a spade a spade you're a fucking homeless person right it doesn't matter about the 14.2 000 people on Instagram. That's not that much. Nick has more than you. Hi, hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of another bow. See, you know, when I do that silly, silly voice, it kind of throws me off. I get all over the place. This is a Patreon-exclusive recap of Peacock's Below Deck Down Under. I'm Dylan, saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis ahoy matey that produce the podcast over there behind my glasses

hey everybody let's get into the episode it's below deck Dan under it's the worst version of this show but we're the best people that cover it so thank God there's a yin and yang here. Let's get into thoughts and knots. Pat, why don't you take it away? Okay. I didn't hate this episode as much as I think you guys did because we were supposed to record this episode a couple days ago.

And I said, oh, I haven't watched it yet. And you guys were like, I knew you were going to pull that bullshit. And I said, no, really, I did it. And then... Pause, pause. We'll have a real okay and then uh yeah and then you're like you're lucky you didn't yeah right and then i went uh inside went to bed right yeah um but uh wait a minute i if we were still recording that's exactly the

conversation i is he snarky tonight i feel like he's he's taking little pop shots and going whoa whoa whoa i don't do anything. Peek behind the curtain. We talked about politics, which we never do before the show started. I want a palate cleanser. All I said was that I think – I didn't say – it had nothing to do with the quality of the episode. I thought the quality of the episode was fine. I'll get to my thoughts and thoughts in a bit. All I said was that, especially when we suggested PMZ second, is that you knew from the beginning of the night

that we weren't going to record down under which you did right because of a miscommunication right yeah well no but the premise is oh really quick question though um i'm curious where he's going with it are you in thoughts and knots or are you in another psa slash flaming your co-host and then backing off and go oh i'm not doing that you, you're a little more vocal when Trump was in office. We all were, idiot. May I continue? Yeah, yeah. I'm curious.

Okay. Well, I actually enjoyed the episode. I'm like, I think you guys did. Brit, Britain, Britannia, whatever the fuck her name is uh enjoying her vacation with britannica with all her boyfriends yeah on their uh vacation that was funny yeah uh the absurdity of uh pizza crust guy whatever pizza what do you call him pizza rat pizza rat pizza rat defending a woman woman's honor yeah yeah yeah yeah and then uh yeah that was pretty fun how many vacuums you pushed huh i can't stand people disrespecting women oh i have why don't you go do some dishes huh

the ones that come down in the kitchen they're always the ones that are cunts yeah thank god he is there to defend women's honor good points guys, guys. Yeah, oh, I'll get into him. Pat. 40. Yeah, what? Reach out to Peyton and tell her we want Ryan. I want Ryan.

Well, that will probably end our relationship with Bravo, so why don't we save that at the end when we have no more interviews? It will not ruin our relationship with Bravo. She sits in and listens

to the interviews. So what? She hates him more than we do. She sits in and listens to the interviews. So what? She hates him more than we do. She's a woman who works in PR. All right, I'll text her right now. You don't need to text her right now. How many pots? 40.

I was going to have Toomey on. Hey, guys, let us know in the comments. No, definitely don't want to talk to Toomey. Toomey, why not? Don't care. Don't care. How about Culver? Don't care. You don't want to talk to Toomey. Toomey, why not? Don't care. Don't care. How about Culver? Don't care.

You don't want to know how Keith Stone started? Whatever. Culver's fine. I really don't care. I guess it'll roll into my... Do you mind? No, well, what? Do you mind?

Pretty good episode. You couldn't tell on Thursday, last Thursday, when you guys were talking about it. Why can't you look at me? What's he doing? What is he doing? Pretty good episode. Britannica continues to make me so sad.

Kiss your daughters. Love your daughters. Because my God, kiss your daughters love your daughters because my god the things that bubble up psychologically it just makes me so sad pizza rat should kind of go to the lobotomy well too often

I really do mean it, though. Because, like, what's going to save Ryan? Buddhism? You know, like, what? I was going to say Jesus. Bottom. That's what saves you. Bottom.

You've got to hit the bottom. He's on his way down. But so many people so often hit the bottom, and they don't. It doesn't always help i'm just saying that's where he needs to hit if there's any chance of him any chance i get it so bottom bottom he hits he's definitely an alcoholic so he hits the bottom and then finds jesus and then we get a better man maybe and then we can revisit this as well and if he does not become a better man that that's when we can lobotomize.

50 pots. Loved Hot Captain getting after him. He didn't get after him as much as he should. You go to three, mate. I'll go to four. We'll see what happens next episode. Hot take. I'm afraid he's going to stick around.

I don't know what these Leon reports are, how reputable they are. I don't know. Wait, trading in an asshole for a bigger asshole? I'm just fearful that Ryan sticks around and grovels and goes, oh, I get it, Captain. I don't know if he's capable of groveling. Nick?

I thought it was a pretty good episode. There's a lot to get into. It wasn't great. 72 knots. Let's get into it, it was it was a heavy front load of the episode that was that was very magnanimous of me yeah uh okay i actually have a lot i actually have a lot i love when you brand the things you do magnanimous yeah it's very magnanimous so we begin the episode with more more deck work and more of Magda speaking to her little pierogi back home. And I'm just thinking someone in my life, maybe I didn't like this episode. But then it starts to get fun.

We start to learn a little bit more about Dushka slash Magda slash Horseface. I should stop calling her Horseface. No, just call her Dushka. I'll call her douche I just do want to reiterate that I I really don't go after someone's physicality unless they prove to be a person who thinks people getting upset at their laziness is because they're too pretty that really infuriates me once they put themselves out there as a model right we then that gives us uh we are licensed yeah yes attack them but but but here's

the thing though we may have to curtail our aggression a little bit because of the fact that she has been through so much all right she was raised in a very chill environment and her parents never let her not do things yeah um well aleski and valeska or whatever your hideous names are you've failed in a cataclysmic way you raised a human being that is as close to useless as humanly possible you might as well have raised a bug but she's one of those people like benny who needs encouragement to motivate her in the face of incompetency. She can't handle all the yelling and screaming at her and making her feel small. All the things that Kermit is absolutely not doing.

Right. I don't know what is going on in Dushka's head. I loved her explanation. She's going to skin a fish or something. I love her explanation on how to be managed. She's like, just leave me alone when I don't do anything. In fact, praise me for it. That's how I operate best.

But when you start nitpicking and telling me to do tasks, that's when the wheels really fall off this operation. She goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. I know I've been fucking up for like four weeks straight, but could you cheer it up a little bit? I mean, my God. And she's got to be very careful going down this path i i teased last week i really loved your douche take how much she looks like douche but uh i teased i think it goes far deeper in this this

isn't just a case of two people who look alike this is this is a dickens tale yeah i believe dushka is magda's ghost of christmas future oh okay and if dushka doesn't shape up start acting the right way this is what happens to a formal model you become a janitor who it's called a pinch hit in the galley when they can't find so you're saying that this dickensian nightmare will inform her in that if Dushka doesn't get her act in order, she's going to turn into Dushka, a Romany thief masquerading as a janitor. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, did I say Dushka turns into Dushka? Well, I mean, she...

I meant Magda, yeah. Well, I mean, we could talk about Dickens or we can talk about Christopher Nolan. I mean, we've got a looper thing going on here. Who's Bruce Willis? Who's Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Right. Terrible movie. Called action, CTA.

One of you inspired listeners out there, preferably a barnacle. I want you to do a side-by-side, and you don't need to do anything to the faces. Just apply like that Oj simpson ski cap you know he did when he killed his wife and that other guy with a trowel with that ski cap that he put on uh put it on both of them the only thing that hair net yeah do you want to defend oj or do i have to do this uh he was i mean what's the court say pat why do Why do we have a judicial system? The only thing that OJ Simpson is guilty of is being the greatest collegiate rusher of all time. One thing I know is that we have to respect any decision our courts come up with. Right.

Hey, what's that have to do about Magna and Duska looking exactly like that? Sorry, everybody. Hilarious callback to off-air conversation. All right, so the charter is over and the Sea Rats are ready to to have a cocktail they're fatigued and they need booze now it's kind of like their gatorade uh so little moment but you can see what a horrific bore jamie is in this this uh like i said little moment uh brit gets booty bumped over to him i think asia and her kind of like jocelyn getting ready to go out and get fucking smashed yeah Yeah. And he just puts his hands up like, oh, get off me. Yeah, weird.

You are... She's not an ogre, Jamie. She's a four. Yeah. You can still do her. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a difference.

She does not shrek. Do you feel me staring at you right now? What, are you upset at me by this? You've said horrible things. You call women bitches on this show. Oh. Mea culpa. Wow.

You call women bitches? Yes, he has. Throw her a bone, you fucking Best Buy cop. Or at least smile. Like, why are you? You're so boring. Jamie is so not, like, he thinks he's, like's like a hot guy but he's so not a hot guy he got jacked because of his lack of confidence real hot guys they'll bang a four like brittany

for shits and gigs and laugh about with their boys who's not be embarrassed that they're almost seen with her captain jack sparrow yeah yeah that guy he's he's calula. He'll have sex with anything. Yeah, and it's funny. And Britt's not a four. She's another number. But Jamie, if we're assigning numerical values, I mean, what's Jamie? He's a seven. Seven. Yeah.

Without the guns, though, he's just a fucking best by cuff. Fair enough. With a gel in his hair. I'm swayed by muscle. I'll give him an eight. But he's not a real eight. No, he ain't a fucking best by cuff i i'm i'm the gel in his hair i'm swayed by muscle i'll give him an eight uh so he's not a really no he ain't a real light he ain't a real thing rise up lights y'all call this a vibe are we gonna get to ryan and benny no brit's horny sky is blue benny's parents are dead sky's blue again so ryan and benny have a little chat um uh about benny cleaning up puke the night before with a colander.

Seems pretty practical, but I'm almost sure, given the tools at his disposal, there was a better instrument to use in this situation. Yeah, that was gross, man. I need a fucking shot. He's a drunk. Drunk. I don't understand the use of the colander anyways. The drain on the hot tub is the colander. You drain it, and then you wipe it out.

Was he trying to scoop out the puke before draining? It didn't make any sense. It was an idiotic move. It was an idiotic move. But yeah, Ryan's a drunk. What if there are little pukeys that are too small for the little holy's in the colander, you know? Yeah. You know what I mean?

That's true. It is true. The hot tub should just be one giant garbage disposal. They didn't have a fucking net on this boat? It's a boat. You don't have a fucking net? Yeah. Get a net.

A net. Cool net. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So then we get to bond over pain, right? Benny and Ryan both speak of their dead dads. that yeah yeah all right so then we uh we get to bond over pain right uh benny and uh ryan both speak of their dead dads and to no one's surprise these two maniacs love each other and go are going to be friends for quote a long time it sounds like a 007 movie friend over pain bond over pain

well bond's dead now somebody made a great joke the other day i can't i can't remember because i ingest so much media and i need to go to a quiet place for a while. I walk chewy sometimes without my phone. I feel like a million bucks. It's amazing. You should do that every day. But someone was talking about the James Bond movie. It's like the first James Bond movie,

he finds out that he's got a daughter. He's like, you know what? I'm going to stay behind and just fucking kill myself. Okay, so. I have some thoughts on this. Okay, so. I have some thoughts on this. Well, yeah. These sea rats. I forgot what we were talking about.

These sea rats think four weeks out at a time. It's a lifetime. They have no ability to plan for their future. So them saying they're going to be friends for a long time means they're going to be friends to the end of the season. Maybe a week after with drinks. And maybe they'll like each other's photos on Instagram. All right.

A lot on these two idiots. All right. So they bond so much that they start geeking out and showing each other pictures of themselves as children and you know benny he looks like a little nerd or something like that you definitely pick on him oh yeah and then benny looks over at a picture of ryan and he asked him he's like why are the numbers six six six shaved into the back of your head okay the other thing here we hear the retelling of a third reich tattoo on your ribs pat has to be watching it on youtube tv you when you go to like the episodes that you dvr

you try to find all of them there's like fucking 59 like never before scenes oh yeah for below deck you must be watching those no i didn't see't see the 666 part. Well, you got to slow it down, man. I saw it clear as day. We hear the retelling of Ryan's loss of his father on 9-11, 2009. Yeah. Nick, I've done this bit before, but it never gets old. It's a great bit. Ask me when my dad dashed out.

Hey, Pat, when did your dad die? 2012. No, 2013. Yeah. I forgot what I do. What was the date? Who cares? Were you trying to write a book about my dad?

Ask me when my grandpa died. When did my grandpa die? December 7th. A day that will live in infamy. December 7th, 1969. Oh. Yeah. It was a really sad day.

1941. Everybody missed Bubba so much when he died on December 7th, 1969. Oh. Yeah. It was a really sad day. 1941. Everybody missed Bubba so much when he died on December 7th, 1969. Wow. I saw a viral tweet the other day, hundreds of thousands of likes, and it said, in the movie Planes 2, there's post-9-11 security. The planes are also sentient and fly themselves, which means the planes

were the ones that carried out 9-11. The Pixar animation film. It was a tweet about the... Listen to what Pixar is telling you people. Pay attention. Delta. So Ryan says Benny loves him. Because Benny doesn't care about the words that come out of his mouth.

Benny sees Ryan for who he is. And I felt as though taking language off the table when speaking of how people get insight into you as a person is a mentally ill way to look at life. Truly a mentally ill way to look at life. Yeah. Yeah. Truly a mentally ill way to look at life. I know I called you a fucking filthy cunt the other night, but if you could for a moment be elevated a little bit, be evolved and realize that that's not me or don't listen to the words that I'm saying.

Or the other one is I said that to you because I care. The reason I called you a fucking beep list. Cut! It's because I care. It's really good of Benny. Like he doesn't care about some of the vocal outbursts that Chef Ryan has. It's Benny and the Tourette's. Okay.

So the conversation between these two, it's just nothing short of tragic. You got a pizza shop, huh? Yeah, man. Moving on. So we hop in the car. The girls take their tits out, and Ryan says to, I believe, Jamie or Culver, yous should fuck Spratini.

Mm-hmm. So we hit the bar, and once again, Ryan begins drinking heavily and also being mean to Toomey for no reason and saying that he hates people. I'm with you on that one, but go talk to someone, Ryan. You really need to go speak to someone,

and I know that Philadelphia trash think that they're above psychoanalysis but i mean my god do you need it they need to he needs to surrender call uh any aa there's a meeting going on uh you'd be shocked at any time during the day probably 10 meetings within a mile or wherever you're walking around ryan he needs to shatter the stockholm syndrome that he has for his late father and forgive him for beating the fuck out of him when he was a kid that's what needs to happen i think that's what needs to happen yeah that is something we've been ignoring which definitely happened oh yeah i loved him so much he punched you in the face every wednesday when he got off work said, pick the wrench or the belt.

I picked the wrench because fuck him, that's why. Also, he's the worst type of blackout drunk. You know, because blackout drunks can be fun. Nick is fun. Yeah, there's a tipping point. Oh, yeah. He just dances a lot. And then he swings his arms around.

I mean, I guess he could injure somebody. Windmills are a lot of fun. They're on miniature golf courses for a reason. Exactly. at a whirling dervish they're having so much fun or what no one said speaks negatively about a whirling dervish it's generally a positive connotation maybe hindus because uh i i you no one speaks negatively about a whirling dervish but this type ryan the blackout drunk is angry, violent type of blackout drunk. Yes, he is. And the worst.

Well, we should have seen it coming, too, because what happened here was actually a holdover of the episode that I wasn't on with you guys to recap. Ryan wasn't invited to prom last episode. There was a lot of holdover. Right, right, right. A lot of angry holdover and he's just being reminded of how he was definitely mistreated in high school and he's just got a lot of familiar

feelings of being left out bubbling up yeah and this is how he tries to mix with the group and be like i'm one of you by uh pretending to white knight and protect the ladies yeah no i can't and he also doesn't know how to have a conversation with someone i can't imagine how sad it would have been to um be abused by your father and then to just play like nhl on sega genesis by yourself because no one wants to come over you know you're all covered in flour and shit like that it's just so sad nhl games are pretty tight though and i'm not even a big hockey fan yeah no they're always been cool there are no fifa but but they're fun i pretty basically all gold games are fun because i also love fifa and yeah fifa but then you know that uh that picture you painted there dylan with uh you know it's his birthday no one showed up it's just him playing sega genesis or something like that that's when

he was like i'm having a great fucking time i get to play and i don't have to give anybody else a turn dad comes downstairs he's broken the remote control in half and he's like well gotta hit you again i'm honestly surprised birthday buddy i'm surprised that ryan did dad say was that too much no he had more no no i was just gonna warn out of the audience hey we're just trying to have fun here we we don't really i hope ryan got hit by his old man you know that oh we don't know we. We hope we know that. Right. That was the exact amendment I was going to make.

We're pushing boundaries. It's lazy comedy. Just calm down. And I'll push just a little bit further. I think the rest of the crew is just happy he didn't show up to Boom Nightclub in a trench coat. Oh, don't get ahead of yourself. They're in it right now, and I have a trip advisory. Oh, nice!

Dude, really quickly before you get there. But I was afraid Ryan was going to shoot it up if people weren't clear. My delivery was bad. I walked in the living room the other day. My sister-in-law is watching some film. She turned it off to her credit, but it's with Maddie Ziegler. It's about a school shooting. They just run into the bathroom. They're cowering.

This one teenager's got blood all over him. They're fucking... It's like Blake's... What happened to Blake on The Bachelor? Oh, no. But in a movie. I was like, who wants to watch this shit? It's horrible.

It's probably on Netflix. Was it called We Need to Talk About Kevin? No, that was with Tilda Swinton, Patrick. Did you say it was probably on Netflix or it was on Netflix? Probably. Yeah, because it definitely was probably on Netflix. And I bet Jake Gyllenhaal was in it. I recently have discovered he's in so many weird indie movies that you don't know.

I talked about that one. Demolition? It's just a new where he was like, he was a near-to-well brother and his brother went off to war and he ended up fucking his brother's wife. Oh, sure. Yeah, and then I just watched one the other day, and it was disturbing and weird, and I can't believe he was in it, but I can't remember much of it.

You're talking about Donnie Darko? No, that was awesome, but that was pretty weird. That's probably what kicked it off, because I really love Donnie Darko. She was like, I'm going to keep doing this. Yeah, I'll remain rooted to my opinion that Jake Gyllenhaal is one of the most handsome men on planet Earth. Oh go ahead with uh the trip advisor review i'm sorry i talked about school shootings we probably should have just gotten to the review i brought it up uh because of ryan showing up to boom pun intended in a trench coat but boom uh three and a half stars, 47 reviews.

And here's the TripAdvisor review. Oh, three and a half circles, excuse me. This one comes from Jekabowl from Melbourne, Australia. 38 reviews, five helpful upvotes. He reviewed this on July 5th, 2018. Titled, Walked Into the stench of vomit walked into this place instantly hit with a stench of vomit don't bore us get to the chorus yeah uh went to the bar got a drink which was actually pretty cheap looked around the place full of people around that looked barely legally drinking a fight broke out another kid pretended to be passed out on the floor we downed our drinks and left yeah diabolical so uh that

gives you a pretty good kind of what you're walking into i mean it's it's real trash but do you think yeah this is why i wanted to bring this one in he was there that night that well that timeline doesn't no it's four years ago yeah that Well, we are living in a kind of... Poke my holes in my own theory. No, no, no, but hang on. We are living in a looper kind of world here. We've already kind of sussed out that this may be the best Below Deck because it's a science fiction film.

And the other thing I wanted to highlight, about seven of the one circles mentioned the stench of vomit. It definitely smells like puking that it's it's normally stale beer yeah i had uh spent a lot of time in clubs you know what i mean yeah here's what's interesting about reviewing a club what do you mean you know what i mean oh i used to hang out at clubs a lot you know so i'd get there early pay the the guy like hey here's 300 bucks i'm going to do bottle service service well i'm gonna show back up at 11 so you it's the before anybody's in there and your fucking feet are sticking to the floor because

there's so much beer on the floor fun smells like vomit yeah but the point i was gonna make is that uh i'm shocked at clubs like boom how does it even have uh three and a half stars it should just be one straight across the board who goes to a nightclub had a good time i got my dick sucked uh met a rando uh such a great point a guy passed out oh five stars no one does that you just i showed up there with all my girlfriends four dickhead guys uh hit on me the door guy called one of my friends fat and said she couldn't come in like that's a club it's such a great point that is the only star rating club should ever have. They're a lot like municipal golf courses in Los Angeles.

Only negative things to say, but it doesn't matter. They're packed to the gills with people. They're never not going to not be busy. Do you know the average life expectancy of a club in Los Angeles? Yeah. Six months. Interesting. They set them up, tell everybody that Leonardo DiCaprio needs to come here.

They pay him $28,000 to show up for five minutes. It becomes a hotspot for six months, and people go, why the fuck am I coming here? Yeah. The business partners are like, I think paying Leo that much, it's really going to drain us. It won't drain us. It'll take us into the red. But I'll tell you what, it'll be worth it. That's exactly how it happens all

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and what promo code would you use jason yeah use promo code jason we get 20 off and free shipping um magic mind.co promo code jason so let's move on in the club ryan show us your tits ryan turns hero here there is a guy who's telling the girls to take their tits out that guy should have his face caved in uh in a you know just cartoon no one else seemed to give a shit except for ryan right but ryan chooses violence and i don't blame him this guy is a piece of shit but ryan wouldn't be ryan if he didn't immediately after getting into a squabble with this man go around with a figurative meta a megaphone telling everyone about his heroism that is the most pizza rat shit ever

second the most pizza rat thing would have been a literal megaphone all right so just to set the scene use guys i saved you what what use guys i saved you from who you Scott but brian's actually a stickler for grammar he's like from whom we're all having a good time i can't hear you ryan did something happen okay so he gets thrown out obviously and we will take it from yeah okay so a guy who spent a few weeks telling his female co-workers to go back to the vacuum and called them dumb bitches and refer to a past charter guest as a stupid cunt

and another as a scumbag is now the defender of a woman's all red. I think we got a regular Gloria all red on our hands here. Yeah. Who a woman needs a man as much as a fish needs a basketball, right? Or whatever it was said. Ryan's probably got that tattooed on the inside

of his arm sick rip sick rip cam hey uh one one quick thing because it uh you ever have that friend well it's like wow where he's got to remind you of something like uh maybe he beats he got in a schoolyard fight or something in the 11th grade and whenever you see that guy at the bar he's got a hey he's like hey remember that fight i got it at the bar i got the microphone oh you beat up joey therian yeah that's right it was a tough one oh wow well he had this kid in high school that threw a house party his name's matt nadilly i saw that guy like eight years after college i'm at a bar he's like man i threw the craziest fucking party we like, we know. Yeah.

He'd always brag about throwing the crazy fucking party. That's like me, but I brag about my squabbles with Jewish women in boutiques in the San Fernando Valley. That's not a badge of honor. Yeah, those are battle wounds, battle scars. Bragging about throwing the biggest banger of a high school party in 1989. So we get back in the car, and Ryan says that he threw a bottle at that guy because he does not tolerate disrespect towards women. So let's play a game called Which Sea Rat Said That? We've covered this so many times.

Or we've covered this ad nauseum. I want to incorporate more games into our podcast. Let's play Which Sea rat said this all right so the quote begins how many vacuums have you pushed how many dishes have you washed which sea rat said that nick wait wait let me give you a couple options hot captain jason benny brit or defender Benny, Brit, or Defender of Women, Ryan Pizzarat. I think that was Ryan, Dylan. That's crazy, Pat. Let's talk about this.

We're a team. Pat and I are a team. Oh, sorry. That's a bad answer. Why would a Defender of Women say that? I'm going to say Benny. Benny, our team's final answer. Shockingly enough, it was Defender of Women, Ryan Pizzarat,

shit face, fuck face, Pizzarat. Pat, I'm sorry. So let's move on to Magda speaking to her boyfriend in that revolting tongue. Her boyfriend, McChickick or whatever his name is, ends the call by telling her that she will be a millionaire by the time she's

30, which is adorable. But there's a big brother thing going on here. It's very unsettling. Xavier, the engineer, is measuring the data output of the Sea Rats. What's going on with this? Did they sign?

Is this in the contract that Xavier is going to be creeping on your data? You're using 10 times more gigabytes than the average Sea Rat on this vessel. What's going on? I mean, we've had some nothing controversies on this show before, often involving docking the boat, very simple solutions. In this respect, the solution is an unlimited plan.

I just solved everybody's problems. It actually reminds me of season one of Entourage when they were talking to the financial advisor marv let's take a listen how could this not have reminded you of entourage season one when they're talking to their financial advisor marv nobody could take that many supplements not this part start here he's got a 1500 on one cell phone though you can get an unlimited plan for 200 Not this part. Start here. That part. Marv was fucking dead nuts on back then. And the thing is, so should use guys.

But they're not even $200 now. There's so much more. That writing is so good. Can you believe that creator of that show cannot find work? Hey, guys. All right. Breezy's not here, but I got Ramblin' coming at you. Breezy's not here, but Ted, can I talk to you?

Need you to open up that billfold, buddy. It's insane. One of our network's cornerstone segments is just tearing down one of my heroes. But it's also really fun that one of our cornerstone segments is Pat waging war against other podcasts and claiming credit for their downfall when it ultimately does come. 60 just heroes from the little Patty Corps went over to that podcast and left him reviews. Yeah. Five stars.

Thank you for doing that. We love you guys so much. But those. Hey, join the $10 tier. And just to clarify, because I thought it would be an obvious punchline. As much as I love Entourage, Doug Allen is not one of my heroes. That was supposed to be the punchline of that. Right.

Sorry. Sorry. All right. So next morning. Next morning. The rats wake. Magda says that she has no power to work today. Her mantra that will surely get her to that millionaire mark.

Then we get to one of the most sea rat conversations of all time. Bertini is planning on hopping in a camper van after the charter, and Culver may be going with her. Now, we've talked about this quite often. There are a lot of euphemisms for bum. Nomad, travel enthusiast, own a sprinter van. But please do not allow yourself any more delusions. You know, look around.

You're running from things. Your entire existence is running from things. When you can't be on a boat miles and miles away from your problem, you hop in a van. But let's just call a spade a spade. You're a fucking homeless person, right? It doesn't matter about the 14.2 thousand people on Instagram. That's not that much. Nick has more than you. You're a fucking bum. How shocking was it though that she lived in a van? I really, I spit out my drink. I was screaming Norman's his mommy too, Norman's his mommy too, Gwen's head's in the box.

It was so unanticipated. I saw that too. I was like, wow, there's only 300 of you from this show that are doing that. Yeah. I can't wait to hear the update of how the trip went with Culver and Bertini because we all know if the sea rats are known for one thing, it's follow through. Yeah, yeah. 100%.

I think they will go on that though though and i do think that culver will have sex with her many times and after the 17th time in three days uh she'll wake up at six o'clock in the morning and stand by his bed and start staring at him and when he wakes she'll ask to go again and he'll go oh my god what a mistake i've made and culver will hilariously regale his his lacrosse buddies with his story after a nice pickup game when he's back for Easter. Yeah, Maryland. Next spring.

Let's have some crabs and sit out into the cold. But anyways. That's what I'm talking about. Culver is the type of guy who will fuck Bertini because he's confident in himself. He's a good person. He's a good man. Yeah. So I love this notion too that

Culver's going to be such a great close quarters living partner. You've known him for three weeks. I mean, this is just astounding how sad this young lady is. She wants him to come because he has a... I agree with her assessment though. I think he will

be a good living partner. I think if you want to live with someone neat, just look at their teeth. Culver has great teeth. That's a good point. He'll be a great living partner. So Ryan once again announces his heroism in the morning to Toomey. When she says you shouldn't have done that, he then tells her to shut the fuck up. What a guy.

What a guy. And what a defender of women. He then speaks of how he would be hoisted above people's shoulders in Philly, but here he just continues to be attacked he feels attacked yeah and the reason why you'd be hoisted on people's shoulders is because philadelphia is a cesspool that's why you would be hoisted up as a hero i'm hot that's all right i'm hot seriously there was a there was a Twitter video today that was like, we're funding the Ukraine, but look at Philadelphia.

It was just a candid shot of someone driving in Philly. Are you sure it wasn't Detroit? No, it was Philly. Oh, I saw the exact same thing and it said, this is Detroit. Oh, really? Yeah. And they were just driving down a neighborhood and it was like, it really wasn't that bad in Detroit.

It just looked shitty because it was fall. There weren't leaves. This was Philly because it was like it really wasn't that bad in detroit it just looked shitty because it was fall like there was there weren't leaves this was philly because it was like a holland tunnel looking thing and there were people just fucking shooting heroin by a bonfire mine sounds like it sounds like around the corner yeah yeah yeah mine was a pretty average midwest neighborhood but again there were just like no leaves on the tree so that looks like lonely hey listen to abs this week I'll be covering some zombie talk. That's a free feed. Go subscribe and listen to it. It's time for that time.

A place. What? Oh, it's the P word. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know. Oh, sorry. Well, then why'd you say what?

He's hot tonight. It's not time for the P word. It is. No, it isn't. I thought it was too. We have some funny note. Oh, my God. No, you know what?

It is time. I just had three more lines about how horrible Philadelphia was. Keep going. That's what I... Necessary. I said, you live in a cesspoolpool A place where people openly speak ill Of perfect strangers mothers And their vaginas

A place where they throw batteries At beloved athletes Dude they threw rocks at Santa During a parade People say that we should secede from Florida But People from Philadelphia They cannot function outside of that shithole.

They don't work other places. Who did they? They booed one of their own players who was getting carried off on a stretcher. He was either Ty Dettmer or Irving Frye. Well, Ben Simmons is a little asshole. Not the same thing. So I understand booing him. All right.

So Toomey, before we get to the preference sheet, meaning he's telling her to shut up. He's told her I defend you guys on her. And she's just rubbing her fingers through her through his head. Just to me. Bertini. Love yourselves more. You're so much better than this. I would be less offended if she was giving a back rub

to the guy that assassinated her father. Right. It's okay. Good callback. It's okay. It's okay. So Magda keeps speaking of how she's dragging, and then we get to the preference.

Ready! Ready! That one might be hard to cut in the music because the singing. Don't worry about it. Johnny DeKegel. He's from Sydney, North South Wales. New South Wales. Someone made fun of me for what the real answer is.

I'm going to say New South Wales. Johnny DeKegel is an entrepreneur and owner of a Sydney-based floating party pontoon and event space known as the hamptons with over 15 years experience working on super yachts as a captain and marine engineer the primary will have a keen understanding of all the details that go into a once-in-a-lifetime charter joining johnny on the charter will be fellow sydney siders joe james and sean who all work in the boutique digital content creation and publishing industry rounding off the group our friend in high-end taylor remy architect oliver model ben and former australian

bachelorette finalist Jimmy. With James Bechera. He's there. Two. Who's it? Sci-fi. With James's wedding

coming up, Johnny and his ragtag team A team guys. Man, what is going on with my typing? Yeah, I was just going to ask. What's happening? Johnny and his buddies, his ragtag team of buddies,

are planning on enjoying the ultimate boys getaway, including beach barbecues and spear fishing expeditions and having their fish cook that night you know it's crazy distracting as you're seeing uh patrick just type away as we get to what was the typing way the most pivotal well out of the corner let's pause for a second now be honest what were you doing on your look at our patreon numbers and seeing what people were commenting but why would you do that when you could be present and listen to him and maybe cherry pick something out of what he's saying?

He doesn't like me to talk during his preference sheet meeting. No, but there's an in-between there, though. But I'm not speaking of speaking. I'm talking about listening. Oh, right, right. Why don't you listen to what Nick's saying during the preference sheet? Well, he doesn't like me talking during the preference sheet. And I'll agree, Pat.

It was a pretty good gamble considering possibly my worst preference sheet of all time. Well, yeah, you were like seeming like we're going to reset or something too because you were stumbling your way through. Because you were doing so bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's all right, though.

Yeah. With James' wedding coming up, Johnny and his ragtag team of buddies plan on enjoying the ultimate boys trip, including beach barbecues and spearfishing expeditions, nights featuring games, and all the shenanigans that go along with the perfect bachelor party. That concludes the preference team meeting. You know, I will say, I mean, four pots. But grammatical perfection, this guy. It's always the standard of Nick.

But some people would say, I bet you Ryan would say, James's bachelor party. But James ends with an S. The apostrophe gets slapped on at the end of that. It indicates the possessiveness of the word, of the name. You don't gets slapped on at the end of that. It indicates the possessiveness of the word, of the name. You don't chuck another S at the end of James. Right on. Right on, buddy.

Let's not start crying, okay? So Magda, like we mentioned, is tired. So she decides to catch some well-earned Zs. Can I say one thing that was throwing me off? Yeah. Last week when I watched it, when I thought we were going to do it, I was like, oh, damn, I'm running out of time.

There's a bunch of things I should look up that would be good for the preference sheet meeting. And then I was like, oh, good, actually, that we have these couple days. I didn't want to let you onto that. Then I was like, oh, exciting. I have days to look up some of these things. And then you didn't do anything.

And then I didn't do anything. I did watch it again, so the rest of my recap of the episode has been, I think, more robust. So, again, that's thank you, Pat. You're welcome. What did you do instead? I wanted to look up the – What did you do instead?

No, I watched the episode. I'm saying I just forgot that I wanted to look up – I wanted did you do instead no i watched the episode i'm saying i just forgot that i wanted to look up i wanted to have some notes about the hamptons his pontoon you want to know what you've been doing with yourself the last four days do you forget do you forgive him yeah of course we're friends so um magda catches some well-earned z's. And then Dushka laments to Ryan that she's not her own boss. Well, obviously you're not your own boss. If you were your own boss, you would run whatever you were in charge of into ruin, Magda.

You are useless. So Ryan, of course, says something overtly sexual and lacking any semblance of sense she goes um i'm gonna go take a nap and then he says if we slept together you could blame me it's like so barely related to what we're talking about you know what you could be duped into thinking as he is oh this has something to do with what you're talking about. You know, what you could be duped into thinking as he is. Oh, this has something to do with what you're talking about. But it's just out of nowhere. And he wants to have sex with her.

To be fair, Dylan, this is like this falls very light on the Sea Rat HR moments. You know, I mean, it's a lot more sexual harassment going on. Right. Well, when a piece of shit from Philly. Yeah. Do you like it are you near my meat all right so uh i agree it's it's not gonna get you fired as quickly on land but it is just equally like you said nonsensical not related to anything but the shocking thing is

despite how much it didn't make sense or have relation to anything magda was like okay i'm gonna do that right right exactly but i'm surprised she didn't make sense or have relation to anything, Magda was like, okay, I'm going to do that. Right, right, exactly. I'm surprised she didn't pull it out when she got yelled at by Asia. Let's walk it back a little bit and just replace the word sleep with what he actually wants to do. So Magda says, gosh, I wish I was my own boss. I really need to take a nap right now, Ryan.

If we get caught fucking each other you can blame me it doesn't make any sense i i didn't finish the showers because ryan pulled me into his room and raped me that actually would probably such a great impression of a little british orphan so eventually her boss goes searching for her and ta-da she finds her sleeping this is where asia's cool mom leadership has gone awry this is the moment where you say you are in trouble well not only that you say you have been you have been a bad employee and if it happens again me me and Captain Jason will give you to Neptune. And my one

desire. Stop saying the backstreet boys. Next day. Well, hold on. I was going to say, she has an excuse for this. She was done with her tasks. They just aren't finished yet. See how she plays with the language there?

Yeah, she's a regular old wordsworth i actually said the same lazy latina from poland a similar note just a dj khaled level of delusion when it comes to the definition of words yes uh he he quit on hot ones i wasn't planning on explaining it no no you don't have to explain it everybody knows everybody knows and i'm pretty sure i have dj khaled uh coming up soon now i'm going to speed up because we're another one we're at minute 48 oh yeah let's go a lot more to cover so um the guests arrive no tender beers um insane insane i went to to Mexico for a woman's wedding, and they had tender beers for us. This was not like some luxury vacation.

We were going to a friend's house, and they had tender beers. I mean, my God. The absolute best thing of a boy's trip is the second you get out of sight of mom and dad or your wife or whoever, you crack a beer at 10 a.m. Give me a tender beer. I was upset at mainly the entertainment director, Keith Stone. Like, dude, you know what's up. Hey, guys, luckily enough, though, you got Keith Stone.

We don't fucking want that. Get out of here. That's also why I questioned his position. I don't think it ever existed. No, it didn't. All right, I just want to go back for one second because we did get some insight into Magna and what made Dushka Jr. here. Dushka.

She had scoliosis as a child and it really affected her. And it wasn't until she had surgery that it allowed her to pursue her lifelong dream of showing her asshole on Instagram. Yeah, I think that's coming up because there's no way I didn't write that down. And we haven't gotten there yet. But yeah, that was a truly incredible moment when she told us about... So we are going to talk about it right now?

No, I guess so. I mean, yeah. She really, really lets us in on how difficult her life was growing up with chill parents who didn't let her not do things. And then having that curved spine. They can really, really sore the back up when you're studying at a desk for three to four hours.

Fortunately for her, she's never studied anything. I really hate, like I hear people, it's a disproportionate amount of hot girls that have scoliosis. It must be such a fixable ailment that, that it's something they can fall back onto as a hardship. But my wife has scoliosis. Oh, I,

I have this written down. I'm not, it's not digging your wife, but yeah, yeah. Yeah. Girls with scoliosis are always so whiny. Yeah.

Oh, I feel like that's a, that's a thing. Is that true? Oh, totally. whiny yeah yeah oh i feel like that's a that's a thing is that true though go oh totally uh and also i wanted to say about magda's scoliosis oh yeah i was gonna say about her scoliosis as far as sea rat sob stories go we've heard some really really sad stuff this doesn't exactly fall in line. Now, I would say...

Scoliosis joke. Watching your mother get kidnapped and beat with an elephant bone is a little bit more traumatic than having a sore back. But anyways, let's... Well, it's out of line. It's all out of line, yeah.

Which is the joke, the fall in line thing. So Bertini is frothing at the mouth. And I want you to know this. That is clever. And I don't move on and not laugh at it because I don't think it's not

clever. I don't want you to feel discouraged from bringing in those silly little puns because people really love them, including me. And I actually think and I don't want to break the fourth wall here but I understand when you move on without

acknowledgement but a brief pause. Yeah. Almost a disgusted pause when you move on. There's comedy in that. Right. In and of itself. It's not a personal dig in any way. It's really the dynamic we have built.ittini is obviously frothing at the mouth as the guys who aren't going to fuck her arrive where else would

moving on i'm saying they need to swab the decks again all of a sudden when the guests arrive she is sopping sexual energy unleashed she is on to something she looks spicy with a bucket and a harness hiked up her ass so uh ryan says something dumb about pasta and then we move on i need a meanwhile meanwhile bertini is trying to get dick and magda takes a garment that was not supposed to go in the wash and puts it exactly there she is so goddamn fucking stupid she runs downstairs and says no worries i'll go pull it out of the wash well that won't work right idiot because it's locked it's filled with water don't you know how these machines work and then like a panicked bird says i'll call engineering you don't think they have more

important things to do than pull this guy's shirt out god she is so annoying i'm am i too hot no i agreed on all respect oh don't worry i'll just pull it out i'm hot at myself because uh a couple weeks ago i called her hot amelia bedelia and i would like to take that back yeah and correct it to she's just amelia bedelia so brittany is thirsting for cock again and not doing her job uh we get more lizard brain uh from another i don't know from another oh my god that's a gross thing i wrote. So Jamie says,

don't talk to the guests while tens of thousands of dollars worth of skidoos are slamming into one another, Bertini. And Bertini says, Jamie is pissed because I have a connection with someone else.

He's jealous. That's her takeaway. Now, I don't know how i arrive at a more zen place maybe i meditate maybe i start hitting the pews but when i think you take things out there their logical conclusion be like what is the good that can come from stressing over this minuscule thing right but in terms of deliver delivering comedic... Yeah, yeah, that would ruin it. Anything comedic.

What's there to say to Bertini, who has been abandoned and ignored her entire life, saying Jamie, the guy who almost threw up at the prospect of fucking me, is jealous because six guys are talking to me about their beer orders i just don't know where to go other than pure fury i i just it's not funny to me it's just sad see i the way i was good because i had a little bit of the same thing so what i was going to do is just read what happened and kind of give the stark contrast and allow people to come to their

own conclusion so i would i would have read it like this yeah britney thinks the problem with her talking to the guests is other males taking an interest in her yeah and not the jet skis banging into each other see that's great you just say what's happening yeah yeah exactly why do i think that i need to color it with my opinions you And then I was also going to say about this thing, Jamie said Brittany is toey, which means horny in Australia. But it's definitely a double meaning because Brittany is hoping these six guys will use her as their toy. So is it called toey because the clitoris gets so enlarged? Oh, interesting.

It's a big toe. That's a good point. So you know that meme of that little girl in the backseat of the van going like... Yeah. When Bertini said that, that's how I felt inside. So let's sit down for dinner, which is obviously a disaster. Antipasti is up first. Oh, my God.

You know that classic Italian appetizer, grapefruit and prosciutto cotto? Are you telling me there's an anarchist group aboard Colossa? Yes, that's exactly what I'm telling you. So, this classic Italian pairing, grapefruit and ham,

does not go up in time, and Dushka just leaves olives on the table with nothing to serve them with, like we're at some type of hospitable dive bar um asia politely explains to her that not everyone sticks their face into bales of food like she does and to that magda says once again the way i'm being treated is just not right um so next course is pesto pasta it's platedated like absolute shit, and I mean like shit.

Do you remember that video I played of that Gaelic man making the perfect ham sandwich? Oh, yeah. I don't know why his sexual proclivities have anything to do with your story. And you set it on the table. I don't believe. And then you add the cheese, and you cut the tomato just so slightly, and you lay it on the bread. I should sleep to that video every night. Whole meal.

Whole meal bread. Cooked ham. But the way he cuts the tomatoes is the way arthritic old hands would. Or you're going through alcohol withdrawal. Sure, something like that. Love it. An unsteady hand in the galley cuts really just the top third off of these baby tomatoes, and they are placed sloppily atop the pile of pasta as though we were on an episode of Chopped Kids.

It looks like shit. It tastes like shit it tastes like shit and ryan has taken from this miserable meal that that bitch asia has fucked me again defend women's honor so obviously six pots benny another useless piece of shit decides to just shirk the duties laid out by his boss because he needs to sleep. Now, I get it. But take the trash out, you wiener. I mean, it takes you. You just have to tell yourself it's simple.

I've been there, Benny. You look at a thing that can be done in two and a half minutes and you go, oh, it seems so exhausting. But you're being a wiener. I felt for this guy. You think these guys are going to go to bed at 1130 after dinner and then like hey where are the fucking fishing poles right i'd be like kill me but but that's the problem with these sea rats they get into this line of work and they've had pretty smooth sailing up until this point and then the one night where they've had the one guest go hey we'd like to go fishing not pick us up at the club on the tender at 4 o'clock in the morning.

We're going to bring some girls back, smoke cigs, and try to finger them until 7 o'clock in the morning. Oh, also, we'd like grilled cheese just hitting the table constantly. Have some shrimp cocktail. No, it's two guys who want to go fishing. And Benny's like, this is crazy. I mean, this is abusive. And I'm going to go talk to Captain about this right now.

So we move on. Nick's got his hand raised. Because you don't quite move on, but I liked your thing about, because I liked your thing about being a weenie takes two and a half minutes, and you just tell yourself, just do it. You're being a weenie. Yeah. And you kind of abuse yourself.

I love that. I mean mean it is ronnie coleman mr universe lightweight baby ain't nothing to it but to do it uh nick read this note ronnie coleman lightweight baby ain't nothing to it but to do it that's what he says ain't nothing to it but to do it right just do it i I take my cold shower every morning. Show him your notes. Show him your notes. How have we not talked about Ronnie Coleman on our network? This is sci-fi, dude. This is freaking sci-fi.

Lightweight baby. Everything's lightweight. And he says it comically when he's about to squat like 1,300 pounds. He goes, lightweight baby. We cannot talk about Ronnie this guy anymore. Coleman. So Keith Stone is back. Who gives a goddamn fuck?

He's getting ready. Let's go back to Ronnie. Hey, we got to talk about that spearfishing journey experience. Oh. Excursion. Expedition. Oh, no. I wasn't going to.

I was going to talk about it. Well, we've got more water activities. This portion of the show belongs on Discovery Plus, where no one will see it, or a YouTube vlog. Well, I thought I was kind of interesting this whole uh spirit fishing thing because i think what a violent death for a fish you're uh you're a fish you're swimming along there and you're like don't you don't you know oh look at those humans over there oh my god you do just fucking shoot me oh you asshole yeah i'm gonna fucking

die now you asshole i love anthropomorphizing animals. It's one of my favorite forms of comedy. Louis C.K. has done it brilliantly. Ricky Gervais has done it so brilliantly. There are elephants that swim like tens of miles off the coast of Sri Lanka or something. And he does a coast guard going out to them. He goes, hey, what are you doing? And the elephant's like, I'm sorry.

It's a very funny bit. But to Pat's point, it's incredible that we're out of the food chain. Because just imagine, you know. Just imagine. On any given day, you could be speared in the side. I was just minding my own fucking business. You just shot me. What's better, though?

What's better? Being impaled, gored through the side. bladder being impaled, gored through the side, or having a hook go through your cheek and be dragged without any agency through the water, then have it ripped from your face and smashed against a rock. Or being put in a bucket. You put it that way. Yeah. Or being put in a bucket for a while and kept alive.

That's like being a POW. Yeah, exactly. Honestly, you want the spear through. It's illogical. You didn't see it coming. It's illogical inconsistency. kept alive that's like being a pow yeah exactly honestly you want the spear through like it's illogical you didn't see it coming it's a logical inconsistency fucking shot me fucking asshole now i'm gonna die so um culver you weren't gonna touch on the spearfishing i was not but thank god we did so i actually also thought it was one thing i would brave the ocean for it did look like captain jason said like a pound or chest pounding endeavor i would love to kill my food like that with this spear you have to do it with your own goddamn

hand i shot a nail gun uh you know you mod it and you shoot a nail gun i feel pretty tough can we Can we move on to Culver going into the kitchen with fish not gutted or scaled? He is. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So Culver comes in with the fish and Ryan is distraught because not because it's too much, but because he can't do it. I think this guy's a fake chef. I don't think he even worked at stk i really don't think that he headed up the kitchen at stk because you need to be that is a high-end corporate restaurant they don't just hire people like ryan who are i don't pieces of shit you don't think he headed up the kitchen no i just don't think you need to scale

fish at stk well if you that but that's my point people don't get hired at stk if they haven't gutted a fish or 50 and they're like you know it's just there are calibers of culinary professionals that ryan doesn't even come fucking close to so i don't have a respect for ryan so i didn't buy it when he was like get that out of my kitchen i don't want to for ryan so i didn't buy it when he was like get that out of my kitchen i don't want to have it scaled or gutted but if it was like if he had a if he's a confident man he had a european accent i would have believed that that sounds like something right that sounds like some old kitchen rule i wasn't privy to don't bring that in here yeah but because he says use guys yeah yeah he's trash and and just make it yourself so

not gonna have a heart attack let's get to constructive criticism with hot captain he tells ryan that the service was weird ryan of course blames that on asia defend women then he tells him that the pasta was dorm room food and ryan tells him to go fuck himself did i get that right pretty much yeah so i'm telling you then he walks off, Philly people cannot exist in the real world. He is such a rat. He scurries out like a coward. We're a rat.

The bravery that he displayed at the nightclub is gone. One, because he doesn't have any booze in him. And two, because he doesn't have any booze in him. So let's get to Keith Stone. Yeah, we're good. You got anything on this? I'd pay him to not do that. Get out of here. Yeah, we're good. You got anything on this? I'd pay him to not do that. Get out of here.

Yeah. I would be absolutely furious with my... I think James' wife fucked it up that time is definitely overbearing. And she's like, no strippers, no going anywhere fun. You're going to be on television. I'm going to see everything that's happening. Because because i had fucking culver show up at my bachelor party i'd be pissed oh get out of here get out of here get out get out of here so magda shatters some plates and then we get to dinner shrimp bisque is up first and then the guests realize hang on a

second we have a donkey cooking for us so we should probably make sure that the fish we caught is going to be served. And then, like you mentioned, a little anticlimactic. A little anticlimactic, but let's see what happens. Obviously, this is such an egregious oversight. Oh, big time. And by the way, you killed those animals for no purpose too like you didn't even fucking eat them that's why i really do think the there there's two reasons for why he didn't do that or didn't serve them the food that they caught which is like such a unique beautiful

experience like obviously a chef should do that you could have made an appetizer out of all of it. Make fucking carpaccio, fry the squid, do a ceviche. It's so easy. So two reasons why he didn't do it. One, he is such a psychopath, such a piece of shit. We should be lobotomized. That he thought, who cares? It's my menu. Or two or two like i said he is a complete fraud who worked maybe at stk at a station and got fired in two to two three days

because he showed up to work drunk and tried to stab somebody um i i don't think that he knows what to do with a squid or a flat fish i don't think he has the technique to break that he does have a friolator so he could have done that that's easy you just bred the fucking thing it's not that easy you got to separate the squid from the from the neck you got to peel the thing it's a whole thing i don't think he has any clue what to do with it well maybe we'll talk to him maybe we'll get to ask him i wouldn't i'm so looking forward to that guys jump in the comments let us know what you thought of the episode it's a long one but you know this is delayed episode so hopefully you guys enjoyed it um complaining about too much of us no one is yeah you guys are putting out too much stuff can you you know limit it a little bit i think we have sex and no one's doing that some

people are like i need more down under content. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Nick, say goodbye. Bon voyage. See ya. Thank you.