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Andy says, Kathy, you have an uncanny ability to pull gossip out of the women and she goes, Oh, give me an example. I have no idea what you're talking about and he says the lunch that you guys were having and she goes again in the fucking clouds. Oh, bus. Hey, boss, you are hilarious and buzzes. You said you were Chinese. What are you talking about? I'm hilarious. Hi, welcome to another brand new episode about TV. I'm Dylan. That is Pat. Great to be here. That is Ruby. I don't have Pat. Hi. Oh, you almost forgot. No, she didn't. No, but I didn't. No, she almost forgot. And she's been

conditioned because you get very caddy. I do. Yeah. When she doesn't say hi to you. Well, she did. Does your sweatshirt say sober? It does say sober. You're not sober. Which I'm not. Yeah. Nope.

You're probably on drugs right now. Yes, I am. All right. So listen, we are here to break down episode two. No, part two. Let's get the nomenclature correct the Chinese nomenclature part two Beverly Hills

reunion part two The till meister is here. Kathy Hilton is sucking gum live. It was These reunions have been pretty fantastic compared to the dog track of a season But before we get into it patreon.com slash another podcast network summer house is there iTunes ratings reviews five stars. They've been coming in keep them coming in. Okay, we really appreciate the feedback It helps the show immensely if you're listening on Spotify This is a new thing. I've discovered with the other show that I do, Conspiracy Social Club. People get in there and call me a dumb Jew all the time.

So I didn't even know that you could do this. But if you're listening on Spotify, comment on Spotify. Comment all over the place. Can I do a little tease for APS? Yeah, absolutely. On this week's episode, Dill, what are you talking about? Well, I'm talking about Patty going to therapy. Oh, well.

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, and my diagnosis that I was given that it was shocking to me. But anyway, I'm on a mental health journey. Oh, that's so exciting, that was shocking to me. But anyway, I'm on a mental health journey. That's so exciting because I had an amazing therapy. I've had incredible therapy sessions with Pat. And we'll make it funny. It won't be too like, I don't know.

Depressing. Yeah, so that. So yeah, no, that'll be good. Ruby, what's going on with you? Do you want to talk about your eggs or no? You're looking at a record breaker. Are you really? I don't even know if I'm allowed to say that. Maybe it's a HIPAA violation, but I broke the record for eggs. How many eggs did that pull out? 7 and twenty. A million. Oh, what a mitzvah.

No. A hundred and twenty. A hundred and twenty and I think right now we have sixty-five embryos. That's too many. That's sixty-five embryos. You don't need that many. What are you going to do with that many kids? Isn't that crazy?

Oh my gosh. Hopefully employ them to work on a farm. You know, Ruby, we're going back to an agrarian society. The nuclear winter is coming. Our skin will change. But we're going back to an agrarian society. The nuclear winter is coming. Our skin will change. But we're not there yet. So let's talk about Beverly Hills Housewives. I'm going to give this episode 90 bebe's.

It wasn't as good as the first episode, but a lot of meat to chew on, a lot of bone. And for fans of the show, last week, actually, Pat and I discussed, never met a Buffalo wing that we have enjoyed. They're disgusting. They're disgusting. They're falling on them. Yeah, I don't like, you know what I think it stems from? I was coming down from Shrooms and I was at a Popeyes and I looked around at all the people eating inside because I was eating inside and when you eat, when you dine in at a Popeyes and I looked around at all the people eating in inside because I was eating inside and when you eat

When you dine in at a fast food restaurant, it's always kind of a very catalyst for depression Yeah, but I just saw a bunch of people gnawing at boned meat and I was like this is What an imprint that made on me. Mm-hmm, but but but but but aside from that, it's the soggy skin It's the vinegary bullshit sauce. It's just, get in the comments, let us know. It's the bones that are finished with just little pieces of meat still attached in a bowl in front of them. And the people that clean the wings, I appreciate that. But then there's also this, they're

spotting to the bones sometimes. There's like dark. My next door neighbor's father sucked the bones. Yeah. No. When old people do that, it makes me want to, I'll throw up and I'll throw up in front of them, maybe on them if they do that in my presence. I mean, absolutely, because you've kind of subjected me

to this, which is why I've done this. I'm subjecting it to you. It's kind of a, you know. Anyways, Beverly Hills, 90 Bae-Bes. Jennifer Tilly was I think on that or all or something Eric and a baby. I mean there were so many fantastic things. Kyle is still excuse my language still in cut mode. I mean this woman is disgusting. Let me

grab the reins here, Del and one of the wonderful parts of this reunion part too was Andy really sticking it to Kyle and Morgan and really making sense of all of it, which is, uh, you don't want to talk about it. And she gets upset when her name is mentioned, except for the part where you guys did a music video together. Well, and also, and the part where she's enjoyed much more success having her name on this show on Bravo Kyle.

Yeah. So, and he's like, Hey, quick question. Does Morgan mind being relevant? Is she okay with that? Then tell her to shut the fuck up. Okay. And Kyle being like, it causes her a lot of anxiety. What does, what makes her nervous fame? You idiot. She's a fucking sick. She's a failed singer. This is the most she's ever been spoken about I'm not kidding right yeah she's never made it into my culture she's never come across my desk we you guys and you never made a fake video yeah yeah so shut the fuck up thank you Andy for doing that also I'm really glad we got to the bottom of whether or not Kathy was in fact Chinese. She has 99 babies. Yeah. Yeah ribs

That the health and in the Chinese story is a level of delusion. I want to live my my whole life In all the time. I loved her Jennifer Tilly agree with you a little too much adderall a little too much chili That's why I think she needs to stay a friend of don't bring her on But I did think that she gave us little, little tidbits of fun, like her eating Sour Patch Kids or whatever. That was great. Skittles are good in place, but yeah.

Makes more sense than I care to admit. Yeah. Like I agree with you. I think, Del, it wasn't as good as the first one, but still meaty, lots to chew on. Sorry to the bones. Sorry to the bones. And sorry to the animals that were once living and walking around on those bones Oh, it is worth mentioning to you too before I forget next Wednesday

We have to record the valley and reunion part 3. Oh the valley returns next week. That's fucking flame Why is the episode early guys, so you don't have too much work to do. Oh good idea Brits bar, Nick's in that bar. What a bummer. Did you guys see that? No. Oh, they can't. They said, nevermind.

You don't get a bar anymore. Oh really? Oh really? Yeah. So it's crazy. I've been on this journey. I've been ingesting a lot of Bravo stuff. I've just been trying to understand what a tariff is and I've failed so far, but

I've put in a- Don't bother. Yeah, I mean, so confusing. It's too much. Having watched the first episode like a month ago, the most annoying part is that Swartz gets to be on the show a little bit. And I don't want those people to have work anymore.

I'll take Swartz. I will not take Sheena Shay. I'll take Lala. I will not take Sheena Shay. I did not see Lala in any of the trailers. I did see Sheena in a couple of them So she's still here around and being very in one of the most confounding things What why really quickly Yeah, go ahead no nothing. What's up? Okay?

Talking about the level of delusion that Kathy Hilton exists in, you know, us normies are kind of just really weighed down by normalcy, pleasantries, kind of the social mores and codes that we're supposed to be following. I hadn't heard it crystallized like that. I want to be in Kathy Hilton's head so much more than mine. I don't think so. So no, I 100% do. I think at this point, she is considered old money and they are different people. I've been around them. There's no difference of human beings other than the rich. been around them, there's no difference of human beings other than the rich. The long- Okay. We have a dear family friend named Miriam, who is the juist person, I think, that we know, right? Yeah. There's a level of obliviousness that I want more than anything. I want to be freed of this-

Shackles. She does not have them. I want more than anything. I want to be freed of this. This shackles. She does not have them. This tracking. Why am I always glassing to see, oh, what are you doing? What are you doing? I want to sample cake pops at 8.15 in the morning at a Starbucks when there's a 50 person line behind me and just not have any clue that I am literally Satan.

So that's what Kathy Hilton has, what a gift it is. And she is Chinese. Now, before we get started, just a couple of pieces of business. Look, the episode will be 45 minutes. Um, Katie from Orange County has, her contract was not renewed. We will not get to see Katie again, but which one was Katie? The very beautiful, um, Asian woman, but a compulsive liar and shit out a bunch of kids all over the planet. Oh yeah, she was dark.

So apparently there were some scandals with her and some made up past and being a compulsive liar didn't help her with getting for another season. I think we might have been going down, and forgive me if I'm speaking out of turn, Ruby will clock me on this if I need to be clocked. But I feel like if we had Katie on OC, we were going down kind of a Jen Shaw, kind of Teresa Godice kind of vibe. Not criminality, but just like dark. Nothing is true about your life.

Yeah. I agree. In other news, so Kenya Moore, did you see the scene where she, talk about being well prepared to do a hatchet job on somebody. Dill, did you watch Real Housewives of Atlanta? Ruby, what happened? Dillon, first of all, these Atlanta and Salt Lake City are the same level of just, I'm

sorry, what? Every week on your TV, this week of Atlanta, Dillon, what this woman, who is a legend of the franchise? Patrick, tell him what she did. So she, another girl that she got in a fight with the week prior, she really had an... The tits are at the Adam's apple on Atlanta. Correct. All the time they must be. They must be. They're beautiful. So in order to exact revenge on this particular cast member, she had a crack research team do a deep dive into the internet and find out that this girl had in fact done some

Adult content, I guess you'd say. Yeah, that's a good way to put it So during a party of her own store that was the grand opening at her own event Kenya's or the Kenya's She at the tail end of it as they're doing champagne cheers brings out gigantic poster board photos of this girl. I believe I'm excuse me, sucking dick in front of everyone and saying in this person had this to say about me and look what she's doing to make money. Wow. And I believe she was fired immediately after that episode.

Oh, can got fired. And then released last night or on Monday, whatever it aired on Instagram, I believe it was supposed to be a picture of her, but it was so face tuned, I couldn't even tell of her mouth covered that said justice for Kenya. But what I will say- That's what Flav did to that one girl. But what I will say about Kenya, and this does apply to this reunion, she was always well prepared at reunions. Always ready to go for the jugular like Dorit is here. Dare I say Dorit was a bit mean towards the end of this episode, but she had a plan and her plan was to kill Sutton.

And I think so far so good. Very easy thing to kill. She's like, oh, oh there, here she comes. Here she comes. Loved. I loved that one of those little clips. It reminded me a little bit more of when Dylan and I were younger and we would get into fights and we would know that getting calmer would make the other one enraged. So you'd be like, where is she Sutton? Oh, here she comes. Here she comes. You know, fun fact, fun fact about me and Ruby, I have never won a fight against Ruby. She is undefeated. Okay.

So, and that's objective reality or just my perception? No, no, that's reality. Okay, great. So it's part two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Kathy and Jennifer Tilly are here. And so are the maple bars. From Randy from Randy's donuts from around the corner. Not maple bars. They are just donuts, but they're, uh, I don't know why I wrote that down. I guess

I'm just because they call them maple bars and it was an atrocity for them to do that. It was misleading. It was disgusting. That is the glazed donut with chocolate on top of it. Would you call that a chocolate bar? Right? No, that's a Snickers. I can't do that. Yeah, no. I'm protective of the maple bar because I think it's the king of donuts. Well, the glazed is the king of donuts,

but the maple bar is kind of like the jester, right? The only one that can really speak truth to abuse. I live with a family of donut holes advocates. Oh, because if you didn't add advocates, you might be saying your family's a bunch of dumbasses. Can I tell you guys something too? So in New York, That would be the cutest way to make fun of people.

What a donut hole that guy is. Oh, that's a good insult, Pat. You should use that when you're driving around with your kids. New York. They don't have the way that they have bodegas here is how we have donut shops like every two blocks in LA, there's another donut shop and it's called donut shop or donut and croissants, whatever. Right. That's bodegas here. They don't have those

here. It's insane. Yeah, but bodegas are bodegas have cats. It's insane. Yeah, but bodegas are bodegas have cats. Oh, and cigarettes. Yeah. Well, the donut shops have cigarettes out here too. That's why the homeless people flock to them and they barter and the Taiwanese people bless their hearts. They're the hardest working people in the city. Um, just have to, I don't know, brave them and throw Lucys at them. That's how you get them to leave you alone. Yeah. Yeah. And in my head, I was gonna do an impression

of a Taiwanese person throwing parliaments at a bum and I am not gonna do that. Right. Okay. I wanna talk about Chris, the hairstylist. He asked Kathy how she's feeling. Yeah, I've never seen a man's lips look like that. It's what McDonald's Corporation does to those little, little baby chickens to get them to be like super gigantic, you know, so you can make them chicken nuggets and

whatnot. It's unhealthy. It's unbecoming to look at. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's a very troubling kind of... Dysmorphia? Yeah, yeah. There's an archetype that is consuming that person and they need to shake free because, you know, I was thinking about what does it look like? Do they ever rupture? Oh yeah. Oh they do?

Like lip filler? Yeah. You can't like kiss people that hard with them. I'm pretty sure. Like you have to be gentle. Oh my God. It's like a water balloon. Exactly.

Everyone's lips are fine. Just your lips are fine. Yeah. And if they're not fine, plump them up a little bit. You know, we're not here to shame, but don't put three more pairs of lips on top of your lips though. Come on Chris. Hey, well said. Come on Chris.

Down that hole. Okay, we get back and we start immediately with Kyle being very manipulative. Carl Garcell says that Kyle told her stuff on camera to shut her up. And Kyle spins this as, no, I was confiding in you. I don't believe that Kyle is capable of confiding. I don't think she's ever not calculated. This was a great question from Andy. He says, why you've been so horrible and fake

this last couple seasons and you refuse to share and her answer is she doesn't want to hurt someone to make a network or a gay man that hates women happy and I'd say watch season one's finale in that limo with her sister Kim and you tell me if that's a principle she's always held. Yeah, I mean she may have learned a lesson from that but like that's a principle she's always held. Yeah, I mean, she may have learned a lesson from that, but like as Lisa as Lisa Rena as Lisa Vanderpump, how she feels about Kyle. Yeah, I mean, listen, I'm not defending Kyle. I am Sturm Fudd stood firmly beside you with my pitchfork as well.

And I got through the sentence. I could see Ruby's concern. Yeah, it was rough. But the fact that she brings up her daughters like I. And I got through the sentence. I could see Ruby's concern. Yeah, it was rough. But, um, the fact that she brings up her daughters, like I, what, what are you talking about? Your two of your daughters are on another reality show. And also let's not sloppily weaponize that the way that you did, right? Like Kyle is calculated in a donut hole kind of way. Like she's just bad at it. Yeah, she is like the type of person who says like, I went to an all girl school.

Obviously, I'm a girl's girl. And you're like, Oh, but no, that actually Oh, no, there are. someone else's boyfriend, that doesn't make you a girl's girl. Yeah. You know, so that's what she does. And she throws things like that. I came from a family of women. I well, technically, everybody did. Like at some point we all kind of, you

know, we shared that experience, but you're a liar. And Garcelle, I think was just like, nah, bitch, I'm not fucking having it anymore. So she was just like, okay, yeah, well, both says the problem with you is that you just need to stand on business, right. And Kyle responds that she does share unlike other people in this room. I am Rolling my eyes with the what about isms. It's just a complete buckshot out to everybody else I totally agree with that now. I have advice for Andy Andy while you are asking questions

Why don't you? Put Kyle as a friend of the show or a threat of that and go if this is how you're gonna conduct yourself on this Quote-unquote reality show that's supposed to be about your real life and you're not showing anything real, you're on ice. You're a friend of the show next season. Yeah, I mean- And we'll see you in season, what are they on now? Season 12. Kyle's like one of these fucking grandfathered and rent controlled old dilapidated buildings. I'm not trying to be agist or anything. I'm just trying to say that she's full of asbestos

and the foundation's crumbling. I think one of the reasons that they keep the crumbling asbestos building in the pack is because the crumbling asbestos building is going through divorce and maybe becoming a lesbian. So they think, Oh wow, we could have something here. Yeah. And we don't. And well, but, but how could we blame them?

I mean, think about a building turning into a lesbian after a divorce. I mean, I don't think that's ever happened. Never. Buildings are buildings. Kyle Richards was Kyle Richards. She was Mauricio's wife, father of however many spoiled little brats. And now she's a lesbian. And let's talk about her love, Morgan. Morgan doesn't want to be in the

the public eye and we discussed it but this was Andy Falters a lot with the the full-court press when he needs to administer it he did it well this episode because he was like well I'm so sorry is she okay with the New York Times articles though? And it's amazing, like I understand a creative person not wanting to be famous for their personal lives. Creative people want to be famous for the things that they work on. Don't date a reality TV person. Don't date a reality TV person. Don't date a reality TV person.

Don't put out the music video that you put out, which is you two in a fever dream of Lesbo love. And don't come on the show. That's her music. Once again, we said it at the top of the show. Her music was prominently featured throughout that first season of their relationship. Do you remember the time that Kyle walked into the room while she was doing

a soundcheck and she's like, stop talking. Oh, the tattoo, the getting the tattoos. And it's just like, we're making the case stuff it. Well, what, when do we open the dam and close the dam, right? Like we can't do this thing where Kyle, it's frustrating. She's allowed us into their relationship and now she's sneezing all over the buffet and nobody can eat, you know? It's disgusting. There's a very, very old, I can't even remember, it's like an E-bombs world type of video. And I think I've talked about this before where this girl catches this guy

cheating on her and she's like going through all the receipts that she has of like, you guys said that you were doing this and then you guys went to dinner and then here's the receipt of you buying two sprites and then you did this and you guys. And she goes through this entire event and by the time it's his turn to talk, he's like, babe, nobody even got a sprite. That's what Kyle does.

When Dorit says like, you, everyone's like, you're breaking girl code. And she's like, Dorit, you read my text a year ago on TV. And they're like, oh, that has nothing to do with husbands. That has nothing to do with friendship. You're just a what about her in a donut hole kind of way. And I'm over it. Yeah, total donut hole, total donut hole. And I think back on the Gilded Age of of E-Bomb's world, you know, late aughts, right? Or mid aughts. Just the extra step that it required to seek was so unbelievably important.

Like now it's just there and you just thumb. Back then you had to go and hunt, you know? And it's just, those you just thumb back then you had to go and and hunt you know and it's just the those partitions are so important I just hate Mark Zuckerberg so much I think he's such a little dork yeah don't you think he's a little dork I don't like Facebook if you don't like Facebook you don't like WhatsApp if you don't like WhatsApp you don't like Instagram I mean how I don't like any of those things don't like WhatsApp, you don't like Instagram. I mean, how are we? I don't like any of those things. How are we allowing these dorks to consolidate like this?

I mean, it's just disgusting. Kenny's a dork. Let's get to Kyle and PK and the whole Kyle and PK of the whole thing. So looking forward, I wrote to her just the fucking spill O'Reilly spin cycle. Spin zone. Entire, well the no spin zone. Oh, no spin zone. Yeah.

I love that. There's no spin here implying there's no bias here. Bill O'Reilly like in the early 2000s, right at the height of his popularity. He was like, I think he was trying to bang a producer or something like that. He's doing phone calls with her and he's like, hey, I'm in the shower and I got to sponge up my asshole.

Anyway, the case comes up like she sues him or whatever and he pays her like 20 million bucks to keep her mouth shut and then on air he goes, what I have to say about that event is very regrettable but the good news is that it's past me and I will never speak on the event again. And I was like That's quite quite a spin bill That is a curveball, I mean that's 12 to 6

I remember when we were working for ace man Corolla who who I Can't speak highly enough about. Of course, he would come on and you know, have you seen him lately? He looks like an old, he looks like that fucking commudgeon in that cartoon of the old man, the balloon movie up. He looks like that guy now he's fully gray haired. He looks like he's because he's getting so talking about Bill Riley. No, I'm talking about Adam. Oh, Adam. Well, it was jarring. I saw a video of him like who the hell is that old guy? Oh my God, that's Adam. Well, he's getting so you're talking about Bill Riley. No, I'm talking about Adam. Oh, Adam Well, it was jarring. I saw a video of him. I'm like, who the hell is that old guy? Oh my god That's Adam Well, he's always looked like a rotted marshmallow and I didn't think that marshmallows could rot but he he proves that anyways

You know the douchebags I've seen this in in the corporate world where people they track your name, right? You tell them your name Bob and they go track your name, right? You tell them your name, Bob, and they go, let me ask you something, Bob, and just constantly using using the name because they've learned that people like to hear their own name. Yeah, yeah. Not me. It's fucking weird. We call me by my name. Whatever you want. So he used to do that with Corolla. He would call him Corolla. He would go last name. I picked it up all the time.

Bill O'Reilly always uses. Well, let me tell you something, Corolla. Let me tell you something, Stuart. Let me tell you something, Stuart. It's like, what kind of pony trick are you doing? Let's get back to Real Housewives. I apologize. So, um.

And he does a poll. Come again? Oh, he did a poll on whether or not it's inappropriate for Kyle to be texting PK. Yeah. And you're not going to believe this. 75% of the audience said it was inappropriate. Oh, he did a poll on whether or not it's inappropriate for Kyle to be texting. PK. Yeah. And you're not going to believe this.

75% of the audience said it was inappropriate. Oh, wow. Unbelievable. And she goes, of course they would. I understand that. Yeah, of course they would. Oh, okay. That's interesting because it seems like, sorry, it seems like for the last four months,

you've said something that's completely the opposite of what you just said. Do you understand where we are right now? We're confused. You liar. Yeah. Okay. So a little bit like, okay, there is one acceptable, truthful response from Kyle for this entire thing. I'm very close to you both. I like PK more. That's it. That's what's going on. Well, she didn't say that. No, she didn't. But what's happening is she was close to both of them and her and Mauricio like PK a lot more than Dorit. And it's fine. I understand it. PK has, you know, flabby British charisma. Yeah, you know what I mean? And to read is kind of like a zanied out housewife

with no personality until she rose like the Phoenix and started sucking down sigs in her Range Rover. Can I I like P.K. more? That's. I just, I like your husband more than you. I want to be friends with him and not you. That's all that's happening. We'd rap. It'd be a one-parter. Jennifer Tilly wouldn't even need to show up.

But this entire time that Kyle has been lying to all of us saying that this is just about memes and gifts and whatever, she went back to her hotel room and texted him again after they had argued about the situation when they were in Oceanside. She's a horrible, horrible person, I think, and I actually had never felt that way until this episode. I think that she's much more insidious than I ever imagined, and I am now of the camp that really strongly dislikes her. Okay, so Ruby, with that as well,

so she is clearly back channeling information. This is a habit of hers. Like at the beginning of the episode, we kind of glossed over it, but she was feeding Garcelle information, quote unquote, off camera that she asked Garcelle not to share and Garcelle did not share.

But it was clearly about her relationship with Morgan and her being more real about it. So, yes, and her being more real about it. So, yes. And her kind of tipping PK off and PK is a little bitch because Dorit says a couple minutes later, like he told me about the conversation you had. So he just comes right back to mama. That's what I love so much about this fucking donut hole.

And I'm sorry to go back to the well, but it's just perfect. Fucking donut hole. I'm sorry to go back to the well, but it's just perfect. Donut Hall. Fucking Donut Hall. This fucking Donut Hall thinks that this man is more loyal to her than his wife? The mother of his children. The mother of his children. No, he's hearing her talk shit about you and then talking shit about her to you. I think that that's a bit of a learned behavior.

So if you're, for example, let me take you through this. If you're married to a person who you know frequently values other women more than you and their opinions, maybe you'd think, well, obviously PK would be the same and he'd value me in my opinion more than his wife, but most husbands actually don't do that. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's all. And that's an important lesson to learn. So the crazy thing was that we found out that she called them after Oceanside. I mean, that's like, okay.

And let's cut the bullshit. Kyle is calling PK. This is what's so gross about Kyle. And I'm sorry if I zoned out a little bit. So sorry if you guys covered this. I'm not even high. It's just, I haven't eaten a lot today and this hard tea is really hitting me.

Oh, that's what you picked, huh? Can I tell you, this is the best cocktail I've had. McRitchie brought that over. He's a, you know, he's in the alcohol business. Kiwi, strawberry, giant, hard tea. Fresh brewed with real juice. It's actually quite fantastic. Kyle is, there's a lot of neurotic energy in Kyle

because she's a fissure of a human being. So who Kyle is is the person that recognizes that she has a blank canvas with another person to talk shit on someone else because she recognizes that they're under divorce. Not well said, but she's at Oceanside, she gets into a fight with Doreen, recognizes that she's in a divorce with PK, so seizes on that opportunity to go back to the hotel, call and talk shit, then has this persona that is trying to navigate the high wire act of this fragile friendship divorce thing. It's complete bullshit. The ooze like creature that couldn't wait to get back to the hotel to talk shit about Dorit

is who Kyle is. I think that's who she is. You know what, it's funny. I think you may have touched on something I hadn't thought which was the point of that phone call which was just a bitch session. It was a big hater. I hate her. Let's talk some shit about how crazy she is. Yeah. Just seized. And then the best part is that PK was like, Oh my God, she's the worst. She's a hate some. And then hangs up the phone and was like, Tori, guess what? She just said to me. It's amazing. Well, we hopeful music plays. Oh yeah. Like these two

are ever going to be real friends. Okay, so Andy asked where's the relationship? Kyle says she thinks they just need to be more supportive of one another. A mainstay of this franchise, of course, until next season when they start back stabbing each other. Empty apologies are a mainstay. And Dorit says she wants a drink with no cameras with Kyle Yeah, and just like that the hatchet is buried and I guess we move the fuck on Kyle would rather get in a Pretty significant car crash than sit down with three without cameras if there was no superficial damage to her face. Yeah. Yeah Maybe a broken ankle. I think Yeah, she'd be good with that. All right. Let's get to the till dog, huh? Huge tits.

The Tilly dog. Yeah. The till dog. I have a different thought. Was that too much? I mean, her tits were a bit, they were, they were beautiful. They're a big part of the, the first part of the episode. I don't mean to be crass and she looked beautiful too, but here's my issue with her. First question out of Andy's mouth. Are you ready for your first reunion? And she tells him she's prepared. And I was thinking, for what?

To talk about all those fucking goofy hats you bought with the dead husband's money? Like, that's not interesting to me. My favorite question, are the Simpsons checks more than nine figures? I'm glad he asked that. No, Andy. They're not. She just was like, I cannot say I can't say so. Yes.

I wouldn't be surprised if they are eight figures. Oh yeah. Well, no, 10 figures, 10 figures. We're talking like 10 million bucks a year or something. Yeah. Six figures is a hundred grand. Seven is a million. No, eight is something. Yeah. Six figures is 100 grand. Seven is a million. No. Eight is 10, right? What? Eight. Oh yeah. Yeah, sorry. No, why did I say nine? I thought there were all those zeros. I am, numbers dominate me. They dominate me. You're being a real donut hole right now. Oh my God. How much do you think in a year she gets

from the Simpsons checks? 20 million. Five to 15 million. Yeah. Oh my god, you're kidding me. Easily, a creator of a show? No, maybe not that much. Absolutely, yes. Oh my god.

Absolutely. Okay. I'm gonna say five. I'm gonna say five. That's still crazy to me. No way. Can you two please create a show? Love to. Well, I mean, we'd love to say five. I'm going to say five. That's still crazy. No way. Can you two please create a show? Love to.

We'd love to, but people that- Ruby, I worked for the woman who created Orange Is the New Black. That's a show that's much smaller than The Simpsons that's been on for 32 years. Her mansion in Los Feliz probably covers half the block of West Aluca Lake. My dream. Have a nice house in Los Feliz probably covers half the block of West Aluca Lake. My dream. Have a nice house in Los Feliz.

Um, okay, so... Los Feliz is the single greatest neighborhood in Los Angeles. I mean that's just... No, no, no. No, that's true. I'll tell you, it's only issue is it rubs right up against Hollywood. That's my only issue with it. Big issue though. No, I'm talking about the hills of Los Feliz. I'm not talking about Virgil. Oh, like to live. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But my point is you still need to drive down to Virgil to do your grocery shopping.

I think when you're that rich, you have staff. Fair enough. Fair enough. All right, Pat. All right. I'm going to look up the Simpson's creators net worth. Go ahead. Okay. So look up her. You know what? Look up celebrity net worth. That will tell you. Look up Tilly. So I'm so glad Jennifer Tilly got to enjoy her quote unquote fan experience on the show. It was like make a wish for- 40 million. 40. That's her net worth right now? Okay. That's with a house. Okay. Okay. I want you to, oh, you know what? She doesn't get all Sam's money from the Simpsons. He had, she gets a portion of it. I was thinking he got all the whole, all his money. He was a big advocate for Greenpeace. So a lot of his money feeds like those boats

that smash into whaling boats and all that stuff. Good for him, man. Oh Oh yeah he paid for the San Fernando Valley dog rescue. Like that guy's an unbelievable dog advocate. What an unbelievable human being. Oh he's probably saved the lives of like a million dogs and then like all the neutering and spading that he's paid for. What you want to talk about a fucking impact like creates a show that just gives people so much joy and then takes the excess and saves dogs with it. I mean, not only do I take a fucking note, huh? He had four months to live and he was on one of those boats smashing into Japanese whaling

ships. What a bad ass dude. I mean, my God. And it's not like he even did something that you're like, oh, you know that show? It's not even like he did Game of Thrones, which you're like, oh, okay, you're big. Like, no, he did something so universally loved

and accepted and is just such a good guy. And I don't know what fucking karma God, whatever the fuck it is, that guy dies, that guy dies. Yeah, Dick Cheney said five hearts. Anyways. Well, the good news is- A lot of racist jokes on The Simpsons, I'll tell you. Ex-wife gets to blow all her money on stupid handbags.

And this season for her was Make a Wish for a Lonely Rich Woman. It really was. OK. It really was. All right. That's what she was. She was literally living a fan experience.

Andy kind of touches on it. She got to sit at the table, see all her favorite characters fight like she was in the show. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, uh, will you pretend to be like a cosplay? She was like, cause she was cosplaying. I was like, yeah, no, that's a great take.

It's a great take. It was annoying. And I don't want her on the show anymore. OK, easy. Fuck. He doesn't want to see any more kids become firefighters for a day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I want that. This is Pat. You're not going to be a firefighter. What's the point

of that? I don't want to see that. The only thing that was nice was actually seeing someone who's filthy fucking rich. And I saw a swamp rat, AKA Erica Jane baby. She was eyeing out those fucking rings on her finger. This is the best part of the till dog segment I'll steal them I'll steal those baby and I'll bury them in the same hole in Palm Desert with all my other shit Erica Jane is the only person on this dais that came close to the level of wealth of Jennifer Tilly mm-hmm. She might have even been Kathy Hilton to but

Jennifer Tilly. She might have even been there. Kathy Hilton too. Well is Sutton not that wealthy? Like how wealthy is Sutton? My god, how poor is she? I don't think she's that. 300 grand a month. Yeah, 300 grand a month. She's obscenely wealthy. Yeah, but Erica Jane was rolling in burn victim cash. I mean, you're right. So Erica used to flirt in the David Web world, right? Erica Jane has had the private sellers come to the house and show her the David Web, but she can't afford the David Web anymore, so she's she like those rings baby, so she can see the David Web. She knows what the David Web is, but she is too busy renovating her outhouse.

I'm looking at this website right now and I have to be honest with you. These look like things that your daughter, Pat, has from a Polly Pocket process dresser. Right, of course. Yeah. And Jennifer Tilly acknowledged that they were trash. OK. They just cost tens of thousands of dollars. Really quickly, Andy talks about Jennifer Tilly getting into the mess a little bit this season, which she didn't.

It was a make-a-wish. What are you looking at, Rubes? I'm sorry, Dylan. There's a bracelet. It's a Pisces bracelet, OK? Oh, that's what my daughter's gonna be Okay. So just really quickly. Oh, no, what's the one with two faces? Gemini Gemini, that's what she's gonna be baby. She's gonna be a jaded a couple of those liars. Yeah, wish me luck. Oh

That's good It's a hundred and twenty eight thousand dollars. Okay. I mean should it be illegal? I think so Maybe yeah, let's just make that illegal, I think. Okay. So, Erica Jane and Jennifer Tilley got into it. This is the one moment where Jennifer Tilley got a little smoke. Erica Jane asking, who came up with the notion that this was a pincer attack on Sutton was the single dumbest moment of drama I think I've ever seen on The Real Housewives. It was so infuriatingly stupid. The music swells, the cadence, the tone, the severity of it all was so unbelievably dumb and I just wanted to get that out. Okay. Yeah, it was insulting to us. Oh, 100%. So the boat bag, Pharrell, David Webb, we get to all of it and... We get a little history regarding Erika Jayne, baby, and the origin. Before we get to that though though, can we get Oh, no, no, no. Where's Erica name, baby? Erica Jane,

she talks about what her real name is baby. That's not until Kathy Hilton comes out. So real quick, the one moment of shade that Jennifer Tilly through and this is such a beautiful Jennifer Tilly moment, which is why I want Jennifer Tilly on the show as a housewife. We have three different opinions off the show friend of bring her on. Get rid of people and bring Jennifer Tilly on Jennifer Tilly because this is what Jennifer Tilly is capable of accidental shade. Right. But not on the show after the show in comments sections. Well, on the after show, Jennifer Tilly

was told about PK staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel. She said, that's very expensive. I don't know how he affords that. Now, the amazing thing with Jennifer Tilly, one that she said that, and again, Kathy Hilton kind of delusional, like our Aunt Lynn kind of delusional, cloud scape existence. But then when we get back to the day is she tells to read that.

She's sorry and that she is prepared to hear to retell her her feelings in the most Cherubi adorable way. I just want her on the show more so known. And she clarifies too. She does say like, I may have overstepped. I don't actually know if it's that expensive. I've only ever stayed in the bungalows. Yeah.

So we get to Kathy Hilton coming out shortly before that. Jennifer Tilly asks if Sutton is on anti-anxiety medication. So, and she, I don't think she is, I think she's maybe on a beta blocker, but if she was on anti-anxiety, she'd be a little bit more loopy. Okay, who knows though?

Kathy Hilton comes out. Looking great. She is Chinese, and we break down her interruption at the fashion show, and we get to Ericane's real name and not her stage name. That's right, baby. And we get to the bottom of Erika Jayne's name origin. We should have gotten to the bottom of where all those holes are with the money.

Yeah, she's like Stanley Yelnats, this bitch. Now, to be fair, she comes from where? Georgia, right? The swamps. So this isn't that out of, you know, the realm of possibility that her middle name would be the abbreviated version of Nae Nae. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want to backtrack a little bit.

I went pretty hard with the bitch there. I like Erica on the show. I think she's funny. She was useless this season. She was horrible this season. She was horrible this season. If you timed out how much she's talked so far in this reunion, she said less than if they had a husband on the dais. Like it's been, there's nothing to talk about with Joe.

Gorga has a bigger presence on Real Housewives of New Jersey than Erica Jane. This season. He's five foot one. Right. To hear about, Oh boy, he's, that's a fun story. Oh, uh, her new, uh, Teresa, good DJ's new husband. He's fucking, he owes the IRS like 10 million bucks too. He's broke. And that's why they've always been doing vacations cause the IRS can't take

money back from a vacation. You blew, they can, they can only, you know, retrieve assets like houses. So he did that with her, Pat. She I believe he's the one on their house. And the rumors going around now is that he filed for bankruptcy before this happened with the company that he was working with. And that company, he apparently made $9 million. So this $3 million is like, ah, it's fine. So pay attention. We'll

stay tuned. We'll stay tuned. That's going to be fun. There's a theme with these housewives. Teresa Godice going back to jail would be fireworks. All right. So we get to this weed dinner thing, Lisa or Kathy, I'm not really sure what that was about, nor do I care, we've been running a little long, I think. So Andy says, Kathy, you have an uncanny ability to pull gossip out of the women. And she goes, wow, give me an example. I have no idea what you're talking about.

And he says, the lunch that you guys were having. And she goes again in the fucking clouds. Oh, boss. Hey boss, you were hilarious and buzzes. You said you were Chinese. What are you talking about? I'm I love it. Yeah, except for towards the end. Bo said some really insane stuff. Yeah, fair enough. Now Andy gets to Kathy saying that I think she said PK looked old or didn't look as old and fat old and fat said the same about Mo and also that cheating son of a

bitch Mo. Yeah, Kathy. I love you. Yeah, love Kathy. Where are we? We got to get out of here. The DJ is being a complete DJ sucks. I never said that no you a hundred percent did if there's any Single sentence I can hear Kathy say it's we have to get out of here. The DJ is being an f-word

That's after he refused to play Michael Jackson. Yeah. Oh my god. All right, so She sucks on gum and we get to Kim. Andy asked about their sister, Kim. And, uh, I think it's Kyle. It says, she's doing better than before. And then Andy says, well, I want you to know, we're all thinking about her. And what we're thinking about is, uh, we don't want her to be in a car when we're walking on a crosswalk, uh, cause she could kill us. Yeah. Look out.

I mean, really look out. No, that was that that was the true Bill O'Reilly spin. They both were like, you know, she's actually she hasn't murdered anyone. Right. And she's better than she was the last time. So, yeah, they're they're barometer for her success in life is like Jane Goodalls for chimpanzees lower. Okay. Andy, have you seen her on TMC where the face bloody because it hit a steering wheel? Well, and she's doing pretty good. Andy goes, well, we're all thinking about her. You're not, you are not at all. All right, so we move on to this. You choose the words

thing. We talk about Sutton injury. We get into this warfare a little bit bows coming at Sutton for saying that to read is Going through things, you know She has a problem with the words that Sutton chose and doesn't have a problem that to read caldera cut now Bose says that Sutton meant to hurt. That's right and and she goes You chose the words that's intention but She goes, you chose the words. That's intention. But that's how you speak though. And she does miss the boat here.

Cause Bose was sitting there when a few weeks earlier to read had called Camille a cunt. Now, well, that may have been in fact a fact Camille is a CUNT. Yeah. I think Bose that was a little too early for Bose to speak up within this group. Yeah. Yeah. To call her out on it. Yeah. Well, we get to the wallet comment and this is kind of where we wrap the episode.

I mean, I was excited for this. It would have been more entertaining if Sutton put up a defense, but there's really no defense. All right. So Ruby, I want to know your thoughts on this. This is it would have been more entertaining if Sutton put up a defense, but there's really no defense. All right. So Ruby, I want to know your thoughts on this. This is where I believe Dorit does the full court press on Sutton. She mentioned she lives on a main road. She points out how shallow she is. And then she says she buys friends and everyone except Garcelle seem to be nodding their head in agreement. Did you think Dorie went too hard or not enough? Absolutely not. I think that we're about to hear stuff next week, maybe about her and Garcelle.

And I saw something on like Twitter, Facebook or something today about Erica, like smiling and aggressively nodding after she said that. And people were just like, Erica, knowing something about this means that we we will hear about it. I'm sure that Sutton's paying for friends. I'm sure she buys all of her friends' shit all the time because who the fuck would wanna be friends with her? Just kind of- Jennifer Tilly, Jennifer Tilly would.

I guess, yeah. And she doesn't buy Jennifer Tilly anything. But Jennifer Tilly loves the show. So Jennifer Tilly would be friends with someone like Sutton. Yeah. To be close to the show. Wow, is it a ball of snakes? And wow, will we be back next week? Get in the comments, let us know what you thought

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