Another Below Deck Podcast - Above the Fray | Below Deck S8 E15

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

Pat and Dylan are back to break down Al Pacino in Insomnia, the importance of water toys, stuffed little pieces of tomato, lobster rolls eaten in secret, dropping dimes and more from Bravo's Below Deck Med. Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbelowdeckpodcastGo to MagicMind.com/BelowDeck and Use code BADTVGo to BodySmartFitness.com and mention the show in your application. Use code BADTV in the Tropical Smoothie App

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think that pissing in milk bottles and scattering them around your room and kind of haphazard ways so they spill and soak the carpet and piss would be crazy but no it's just genius. Hi, hello and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm solid up next to one Patrick Hickey. Permission to come aboard. Granite.

Hey. Hey, how are you? Good. Hmm. Hot. Very hot. Hmm. We had a heat wave.

I don't want to say unprecedented in Los Angeles, but maybe unprecedented. It's a, yeah, I think for a full week of it being Palm Springs in Los Angeles. Yeah. It's miserable. I feel bad if people are like, Oh, you got you complaining about the weather. Oh, come, come on, come on into Los Angeles. And I I stand I stood outside in Woodland Hills for three minutes on Sunday I almost died. Yeah, I almost wasted away right there on the spot and died. Mm-hmm So I haven't had power for two days You're gonna talk about it on our another part. We're gonna break down the whole thing at patreon.com slash another podcast show Here's another couple plugs. So we wrapped up our coverage of The Bachelorette. What a season it was.

Not, it was kind of horrible. Okay. But we made it funny. Yeah, the podcast. And so on the bad TV feed, which you could possibly be listening to this coverage of Below Deck On, we're gonna be covering The Golden Bachelorette. That's next week. And that will be free so you can hear us there, but you got to it you got to tell friends about how funny we are we got to grow that show and then we'll not put it behind a paywall and if you don't we'll put it behind a paywall. We'll kill you. Oh one last plug this is gonna be coming down the pike a little bit last weekend here we had two Sea Rats we had Kyle from the last season of Below Deck OG and then we had Alex from the last season of below deck OG and then we had Alex from the last

season of sailing yeah really fun I'm so excited that was a great interview a great time with the boys we played a game called did a world leader say it or a Sea Rat yeah and that's a game where we say a quote and then the Sea Rats had to guess whether or not it was a world leader Sea Rat that'll be out this Thursday love you guys very much stay tuned tuned for that one. Let's get into the episode. Wow. I want to say this must have been a great episode for you just because there it was lots of food for these Ohio swingers. I mean I feel like we had like five meals. Can I say something? Sure. I understand that one of one of my kind of brand pillars is culinary expert. That's right. Right. You broke down my

birthday dinner amazingly well. Quite rude. You know but you're expert expert I Gotta tell you I haven't slept in I Have not slept in two days So I don't know what this show is gonna be. I am delirious Okay The way that the food world is going right now, you know what, with FXX is the bear and all the people on TikTok, I'm so fed up with... Are you getting sick of food?

Completely sick of it. Now with that being said, I'll show up, bat in hand and I'll swing at every pitch that comes my way. But, yeah, no, I didn't break down every single thing cause there was a lot of food, but yeah, no, these people were lovely. We hate when people are lovely. This episode was not great. We're winding down.

Um, we have, uh, you know, kind of, I've referenced it numerous times. The film Insomnia with Al Pacino. Yeah. Robin Williams, serial killer, chases him across a bunch of logs and almost dies. Yeah. Ellie is spiraling further into her Al Pacino. I mean, she's going to sprout eyebrows and a bad coke habit soon. Yeah, I mean she's just She's firing on all cylinders. That was a lot of fun The Gale breakdown at the end. I'm excited to get there either just alcohol really brings your emotional walls Subterranean yes, they do they get you emotional. Yeah. Yeah G. Zero pots. Okay, I'm talking to Gail.

She says she's going to come on the pod. Great. I think we should say screw you to Bravo and not ask permission. We're at war with Bravo right now. Right now. The only reason we're hanging on to a relationship with them, quite frankly, is because I like the early screeners. I can't watch this on a Monday night with everybody else.

I need to watch it on a Friday. No no no, it makes us feel very important. Exactly. So. It's our own little digital red carpet every Friday morning Yeah, if you want to know how to keep me in line get me a screener But I may break that and get Gail on because I want to hear what's going on with her Yeah, the other thing I was gonna say we got to find out what happened with the love story between her a day Then something tells me it didn't work out. What would that be?

I follow her on Instagram. Okay, so uh My other note is Carrie the newest addition to the Sea Rat squad Yeah, I'm not sure if I like her too much because she proclaimed pretty early on the episode That you know, she doesn't like to trade in the backstabbing or the drama of the boat. Dropped a couple times tonight, huh? And then when she gets Kermit alone, she's like, hey, that Balkan broad over there, when you weren't around, you know that lady that made a dollhouse out of dead bodies or whatnot?

Yeah. Anyway, she kicked me off a drink service. Well, she made the dollhouse out of charred dwellings, and then the dolls were kind of sewn. Right, well yeah, well anyway that's what Carrie said. And Carrie I don't like you because you can be a backstabbing cutthroat sea rat but don't try and be above the fray. No, don't white range her. Zero nods mean there's nothing worse than a white angel. He comes in with his eagle zord and he lays down on the tracks for the kids that he hops on top and gives the mega zord wings

and then we're off into space fighting the ooze man. Tommy hatches the plan to send him into a comet and he's the one that saves the day. Don't be above the fray. Don't be above the fray, Carrie. You're a sea rat. Jesus Christ. Let me know if you'd like us to kick this off. I would like to let you know right now that I'd like us to kick it off. Okay, alright. So with the interior now firing on all cylinders now, we got Carrie there, so we got four stews, you know, making things happen on the boat. We begin with the episode with Kermit living the good life of upper management You know that we should all enjoy when you finally attain that golden

Pedestal your upper management. Can you say that again? What's that? Can you say the whole thing one more time? Well, I I just said it off top my head I don't know how to really yeah bummer. What was the gist? Well, I'm saying upper management Oh Kermit is enjoying upper management. Yeah, that'smer. What was the gist? Well I'm saying upper management. Oh okay. Kermit is enjoying upper management. Yeah that's right. You know you got your feet up on a table,

you're eating at your desk, you're looking at porn on your work computer while your underlings are doing all the work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what everyone should aspire to. And let us know. You're a supervisor. Get in the comments, let us know

if you've masturbated at work before. Let us know. You've masturbated at work before. Yes, no. I was always like, who, you know, I'm always so scared of getting caught at anything. You know, I mean, the boss is looking at the IP address or I'm gonna get caught you know I got caught stealing from a 7-eleven when I was like six years old mm-hmm you know those little drops of breath freshener things oh sure I forget what those are called yeah right Naka but no it's not that's what it's called really Naka oh my you hit the back of your tongue with that. I did a rap one time where I was like, hit the back of the tongue because that's where the bad breath from.

Uh, you know, a lot of like stuff hangs out on the back of your tongue. And when you say you did a rap one time, what are you fucking talking about? I was writing a rap song about bad breath and that was the first line. Uh-huh. And was it for a commercial or? To make my wife laugh. That's cute. Thanks. But Naka... I tried to steal one of those things.

The presumably Indian man stopped me dead in my tracks and was like, you can't steal, child. And my dad was standing right next to me said What are you doing? Mm-hmm? He was disappointed in my lack of stealth and Ever since that day. I've been very very afraid of authority Uh-huh. Mm-hmm including miss Wasserman my junior high school principal who every time I had to sit across from her I just cried like a bitch because she was a bitch. She was so mean

You're bringing this up because I have not slept in two days Okay, so um Asia begins the episode sitting down she really is enjoying the Mmm, the grapes of her management now. We have to get to Joe Joe and Gail. This does not go well Well, she shares it. She thinks that Joe's been a dick lately right? Yeah. And we get a look back on his greatest dick moments. Yeah yeah yeah. I'm not a fan of Joe. No me neither me neither. Joe is a necessary element to the cast he is a cog that keeps this machine running to wherever it's running a ground somewhere. But I'm not a fan. I must say I don't like him as a fan but he's good TV. Great TV. So he tells her, and this is case in point why

me and Pat aren't huge fans of Groucho. She tells him that he's been a dick for weeks and he says it's all in your head. And then delivers our favorite apology. I'm sorry. You feel that way. I'm sorry you feel that way. Which isn't really an apology at all. No, it's not. OK, so we get to dinner, very demure, very Grecian.

While we prep for dinner though, Ellie Second Stews, the new girl, Irish lass, Scottish lass, Carrie? Carrie. Carrie. Yeah. I want to grab the Balkan Biscuit by the, I don't know, the shirt collar and say, look Biscuit, she's not taking your job wiping pubes off a toilet seat, okay? Although some people go to school for six years to learn how to do that, I believe you

are safe. Well, and here's where I believe that Carrie was in fact above the fray. She said, you know, we're hanging happy birthday wreaths from a 99 cent store in Crete. I'm not going to get into a fight over this. That's right. Right. It's like decorating a preschool right now. But it's a yacht for people who are paying exorbitant amounts of money.

Yeah, the disgusting part about all this is I believe Carrie's kind of acting out because Kermit makes her feel like a star. Right? And so it makes you feel good. Right? You got to keep, I guess, in their good graces. Yeah. I mean, Gollum in the ring, you know? Okay. So we've got a colossal. What is it called? A colossal? No, colonoscopy. Scheduled. Yeah. Have you had one? Not yet, I'm going to. I get them all the time. Oh, do you? Yeah. Well, can I do a meanwhile here? I call the doctor, I say, hey, I need another one of those. What are you talking about? You've had three in the

last year. I go, give me another one. Better safe than sorry. Yeah, I say I'm trying to look after my health. Meanwhile, Jonah tells us after a bad charter. That was an awkward lull right there. No, no, no, it was fine. Okay. I think you should share more about that. Okay. Jonah tells us that he's had a couple bad charters, but he'll rise out of the ashes like a phoenix and and serve stale cookies with ice cream on them. Yeah, yeah. Because that's what the phoenix did. And yeah, phoenixes, when they're in culinary capacities, usually deliver desserts that are pre-packaged. And that's just what phoenix's do. They've got more important shit going on, working for Dumbledore, Saving Harry, CS Lewis shit.

I don't even, you know, it's like, I can't be bothered with dessert right now. But what our Phoenix can be bothered with is tomato stuff with seasoned rice and whipped feta. Now, this is, again, I'll say very demure. Have you seen that? Oh, which one? So the tomatoes are it's a very Laborious endeavor I would imagine stuffing cherry tomatoes with rice one would ask is it worth it? I can imagine

It being an extremely challenging task to net out what essentially amounts to a bunch of wilted little pieces of bullshit on top of a whipped feta but these date nights suck it up they do their spaghetti and chili yeah they do they enjoy. They really did. Yeah. These are filthy yucky normies. We've got a delicate little doodle on the on the plate too and and all joking aside while it was lacking any awe it did have a lovely composition to the plate so I would say four pots. Four pots?. Oh, yeah, go Jonah marvelous stuff for Jonah Interior heads out to pick up the toys in the DJ and we get our second course pistachio crusted lamb

Very lacquered Usually when something is sopping like that It's hiding Something maybe the cook. Maybe it's been sitting in the fridge for a couple of days. It's got trichinosis. Nothing covers up trichinosis like some kind of pomegranate molasses. You know, everybody says that. If you're out in the wilderness and you stumble upon a bear, I'm not going to get into it. It's not a survival podcast. We have that at patreon.com Sasha the podcast. One of our best shows. Yeah, Pat will tell you how to do things

with Flint and how to find North and other things. So, um. Any more food at dinner? No, it's just dicks and forearms. Oh. Meanwhile. Meanwhile. The guests do a silent disco

because when you book this vacation, you have to worry about music licensing. That's right. They got cameras around, can't be playing music that's not licensed. I'd argue why not just pay for the music because it's very awkward when you see these people jumping around with headphones on I want to make another note about DJs in Los Angeles

There's a street called Sunset Boulevard, and I drive on it very often very popular with billboards Advertising whatever new movies are coming out and Vegas owns quite a few billboards on Sunset Boulevard, and they often quite a few billboards on Sunset Boulevard and they often promote DJs that will be performing at the various clubs and one thing I've noticed about the pictures because they always have the pictures of the DJs every single one of them is 58 years old is there anything are there any 23 year olds still in the DJ biz? No I think that the world's biggest DJs right now, I think it's 60 to 70 percent of the cast of New Jersey Shore. Oh, there you go. And then Tiësto at Club Rain. Yes, and then old Europeans who have definitely trafficked in... Do I want say this, bleep it, and then,

no, I'm not gonna, I was gonna say, no. Yeah. They've harvested the spinal fluid of children. Oh yeah. Avice at Club Palm. And Avice is dead. He's dead. Yeah.

Oh, that's right. So, Bob-Bob and Avicii is dead. He's dead. Yeah, well, that's right So Don't pay me Well, it is all over You very tragic bad bad bad bad dose of coke. I think no, I think he got hit by a car Oh really? I'm not sure. I think it was a drug overdose. You think? I think so. Maybe suicide. I don't think that was it. I'll look it up. You keep going I'll look up. Meanwhile Gare shares with Jono that you know she might be headed to

Prague with Nathan. Yeah yeah yeah it was suicide. Oh it was? Yeah. Oh man you know Denzel Washington told Will Smith after you know He moronically slapped Chris Rock on national television. Yeah. Well, he was talking about Jada at your greatest moment That's when the devil will come for you people gotta watch out for that Just live a mediocre life Truly, you'll be way happier And we just want to take this moment to apologize for all the things we said about

the Vici and that mental health is a very, very real thing. And if you're struggling with that call 1-800- just Google it. Yeah, it's Yeah. Google it. 1-800 something. It's something like that. So yeah, Joe is putting the Mac down on Kerry. And Gail's going to Prague. Yeah.

And during the club time, the Balkan Biscuit asked Kerry to do dishes. And she lets us know her back hurts from Kerry and this whole goddamn team all season. It's interesting people's perception of their place in an organization. Are you saying that she's incorrect in that? Yes, that's what I would say. Got it. So, Carrie is asked to make some drinks. Ellie asks her not to make those drinks. And she begins to Spiral yeah, she says that she thought that there was somebody coming on to just float and Now she's starting to you know kind of wind herself up a little bit

You know Asia's betrayed me Asia cares not for me. I'm in love with Joe again All this stuff. It's crazy Yeah, and then that's when Carrie proclaims that she's seen a lot of Sea Rat drama in the past and she wants no part of it. Let's get to the next morning. Breeze got beads. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice to know a 28 year old needs with my child needs to help her pick her shoes out in the morning color coordination? Yeah. Well, you know, certain geniuses can't work in the confines of normal societal structures of organization. That's true. Stephen Hawking and Brie have a lot in common.

I was gonna say Howard. Howard Hughes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you you could think that pissing in milk bottles and scattering them around your room and kind of haphazard ways so they spill and soak the carpet and piss would be crazy but no it's just genius. It's that's genius. What's another example of genius? Let me see here. Ina Gardens, Rose Chicken. Right, so she'll scream at Jeffrey and call him a bitch. And then she'll, you would say, oh, that's mean,

but it's not, it's genius. After she completely emasculates her her South Hampton husband I love Jeffrey she gets to go on and she actually wants an omelet yeah Jeffrey's chained in the basement and when the omelets ready he will be unshackled makeup will be put on he'll get in his j-crew and he'll come up and eat the omelet and say you've done it again because if he doesn't he's not gonna be appearing on the next episode of Contessa. Relay Races. I need you to talk for a little bit. I can't talk anymore. Alright, so these are always the worst parts of the episode and because it's not good

for podcasting, they do the inflatable relay race. That took up about eight minutes of this episode. The only thing from this was Joe Hilariously saying you know I have the confidence now of a set of a boats. What what is his position? he's Lee duckhead lead deckhand I have a I have a confidence from this position and and that's why I'm gonna grab this by the reins and really excel in the plane of communication with the guests. That being getting with the primaries, looking at all the bullshit they've set up in the ocean and going, so what do you want to do with all this? You know?

Yes. Because before that, Joe didn't have the confidence to be able to do something like that. But now he does. Now he does. Well, it was boring and I don't care who won. But Nate throws the game in favor of a good tip. Smart move there, C-Rat. Yeah, very smart move.

Now, meanwhile, the ball can biscuit continues to feel sidelined after, you know, I guess Kerry coming in the boat and she's losing her drive. And then we have lunch, Dylan, And this is where Kermit refers to Jono as a quote unquote, yo yo chef. Now I'd like to tell Kermit, you can just say he's inconsistent. There's actually a word for that. Yeah. And his name is Jono, not Yonah. Did I say Jono? Sorry. God, man. Should you just talk? Should you just do, should you? No, it's stomach, hot, sleep. Look pal, I'll be like the Balkan Biscuit.

I'll carry this team. So, Carrie was batting about a thousand until she started trading in that Sea Rat drama. She claims to dislike so much. At this moment, she tells Kermit that Ellie wants to do everything herself and is kind of bossing her around behind the scenes. Yeah yeah yeah. She dimes. This is this is true Sea Rat behavior on exhibit here. Yeah yeah it's really sad. Lunch is served it's a lobster salad which is a disgusting combination of words lobster salad will of course be minced bug meat folded in with mayonnaise and some kind

of herb miss me yeah I think I've asked you this before how do you feel about a lobster roll is that I know you hate sea bugs so I guess that's a dumb question no for me it's a no for you have you ever had a lobster roll yeah that I know you hate sea bugs. So I guess that's a dumb question. No, for me, it's a no for you. Have you ever had a lobster roll? Yeah, I mean, I've never had any on the on the Cape or anything like that. That's right. But while I used to make them when I was a dishwasher at Weatherby Seafoods, pretty delicious. But that was many, many years ago. And it was much fresher seafood. And when you say you used to make them while you were washing dishes, what did you... Yeah, when no one was looking. I'd just go over to the boiler area, I'd pull out the lobster meat and make myself a lobster roll and

then hide under a metal table and scarf it down. Right. I used to also go in the freezer room where they had the desserts. Yeah. I'd go in there and I just start stuffing my face with cheesecakes. Mm-hmm. Steal French fries too'd go in there and I just start stuffing my face with cheesecakes. Steel French fries too, go in there and eat. You eat in the freezer or the refrigerator when you're an employee. That's how you get away with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those were tough days, huh? I enjoyed it. Okay. Yeah, I liked, I liked working there. Because the image of you kind of cowering under a table cramming food in your faces. Well, that's cuz I didn't want to get in trouble cuz I didn't want to pay for it.

And it wasn't my break. And they had laws that you weren't supposed to eat in a place we were preparing food. So I was breaking all sorts of rules. Oh wow, bad boy. Yeah. Fucking Carlos Santana rip comes on when you walk into work. He comes, but so, um, I can do it meanwhile. Well, one of the Ohioan says, if you touch that salad, I'll kill you.

Okay. So Carrie and Asia, Carrie drops a dime here, we covered it. Ellie isn't sure what it is about Joe, but he keeps sucking her back in. I think by calling her a bitch, oh no, she called him a bitch. Whatever the details are, it's insane to fall for this guy. He's insulted you to your face and behind your back numerous times. I think he's utilizing a evolutionary kind of, what would the word be? Basically just an evolutionary reality,

which is when you play hard to get, because you're emotionally unavailable, that can be attractive to some people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got three of these sea rats chasing after him. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's pretty astounding. That was a loud sip, huh?

No, I didn't hear it at all. Okay, great. All right, let me do a meanwhile here. Yeah, it's pretty astounding. That was a loud sip, huh? No, I didn't hear it at all. Okay, great. All right. Let me do a meanwhile. Yeah. Meanwhile, I think we're gonna head back to the dock. Ian explains why it's dangerous parking a boat at night. And it's because according to Ian, it's dark. Can someone explain to him that everyone would like to know why 2 plus 2 equals 4? I'm sure he can explain that. I mean I'm sure if we had Terrence Howard here he would you know really throw a wrench into that whole thing. You know something that we once thought to be so simple and then you have you know Copernicus like innovators like Ian

and Terrence Howard. Yeah. You remember the guy from Iron Man that got fired? Oh yeah yeah he was a pain in the ass I heard. Yeah yeah yeah. Talented actor though. Oh yes. Hustle and Flow. Hustle and Flow. He said he didn't even like rap music when he took the role. Yeah. his favorite artist is James Taylor I always remember that. Oh really? Yeah Going to Carolina in my mind Good lord Okay. Now Dylan we jump to dinner. Yes, I feel bad because there's a lot of heavy lifting for you. That's okay

There's nothing to lift heavily about burrata and tomatoes Okay, he puts that fucking weird dust on the steak again to whatever that is yeah, is that salt? What is that pink stuff? I believe it's some kind of Eviscerated beetroot Dried and eviscerated beetroot, but I'm not sure I get in the comments, let us know. Tomatoes and burrata is something that it's done a lot. Oh yes.

People, you know, it's a very, very easy thing to make. If you're not scratch making the burrata, which is a very painstaking process. What with putting the fragile curd into the shell of a firmer cheese. But John is not doing that. John is ripping open a package and throwing it on a plate and then cutting tomatoes which a mongoloid could do and then saying here eat it. So I wasn't impressed. You weren't impressed. Hey Dale today I went into Subway to get my lunch.

You know I like to have an avocado sandwich and the line was out the door so I was pissed I was in a rush so I went to this coffee shop next door I never had one of these it was called a pizetta it was a pizza on a croissant it was the best damn thing I've ever eaten in my life I'm going back tomorrow that's so fatty it was fatty I did not it. It was very it was a very small portion So I allowed myself. Okay, but it looked like basically a croissant cut in half and then they basically put a pizza on top of it Well, here's my thing. It's it's I Don't judge anybody eating whatever food you want to eat. But for you specifically it was just surprising to me that you would come anywhere near

A croissant. Oh, well, that's true, but I was in a rush Like I said in the subway had people out the door so I didn't get to have my new normal fare So I ate a little unhealthy, you know, the crummy thing about subway is that it's it's not dantanus It's not a moose on Frank's if a day is jammed There's really no favor you can curry with the doorman of the maitre d You have to wait in line like everybody else to get food bread. The bread to kill us.

With, we talked about it last, we've talked about it recently. Subway serves salmonella vegetables, high fructose corn syrup, mayonnaise. Did you know that tuna fish doesn't even have fish in it? Yeah, yeah. It's just warm plastic bags of flesh. And it's kind of expensive too.

I mean, if you ever have the privilege of seeing them swap out a meat that you want, Oh yeah. you'll never go again. Because it's essentially like, there's a body processing plant in the back. And they're just bringing in bags of fucking carrying me and charging you $20 to eat it on yoga mats. I went to the veggie grill this week. Gosh, that menu is amazing. I'm going to try everything on it.

I'm proud of you, man. So they loved it. Yeah, they loved it. The synchronized filet and asparagus has dropped next. It always icks me out a little bit, the synchronized drop. It's very, you know, it feels very amateur hour to me. Yeah, we're not at cut. OK.

But it reminds me of like a fourth grade play version of drop, synchronized service. You know what I mean? So it's just kind of like, you don't have to do that though, right? But listen Jono's killing a timeshare even checks in and Jono gets amazing marks from the guests Asia goes down starts a drooling like a fucking working-line German Shepherd eating that fucking frozen The opposite of frozen it was hot. Yeah

You know, I don't think we'll ever get Captain Sandy to come in here like it wouldn't be an easy interview for her I would ask her though because she has to get a lot of shit for disrupting dinners to go down there and ask them how dinner is does she in fact do it this would be the question are you doing it because you haven't been on camera all day and this is your only chance because million years you're way too scared of confrontation. You would never ask that question. I'd like the back and forth with her. God, I want this interview scheduled.

If we interviewed Sandy, would I be good cop and you'd be bad cop? Or would we have two bad cops? Oh, wow. You're always the bad cop, and I'm the good cop. Little bit. Yeah, like when we had Kyle and Alex in here last week, I didn't want to call them sea rats to their

face. Right? You reveled it. Well, they're sea rats. Let me tell you something. If a flamingo walked in here, would you call it an elephant? Can you tell it's a great point? Can you tell how insane I am right now. Can you tell how insane I am right now? Can you tell how dumb I am right now? No. Dylan, you're genius as always. Oh, wow.

All right. Are we done with dinner? Absolutely. We end with some chat about how Gale hates Joe and we get to the next day. Okay. Well, yeah. All right. Let's see.

Nate attempts to find a balance between bros versus hos. Oh, yeah. Next morning. Before the tip meeting, Carrie and Ellie have a little tiff Ellie needlessly bosses Carrie around and then breaks down the Joe drama the dynamic of the boat in the bro boatman's and she slips in a little thing that is very very purposeful Ellie's horny mm-hmm and because Ellie's horny. And because Ellie's horny, she is trying to pull a little Dennis Rodman on Carrie.

How so? She's trying to box her out. She's trying to tell her, do not come for him. And she says that by saying, I still care for him. Ah, yes. That's the language I think of women that I wouldn't understand. Right.

Because I go, oh, what happened with you and that girl? And then you, if you go, ah, we made out a little bit and you seem like you don't care that much. You say, I still care for her. That's you giving me the green light to pork her. That's the difference between men and women, Dale. No, that's the difference between you.

Pork. It's just revolting. Tip meeting. Sandy couldn't be happier. Positive vibes all around. The tip? You'll never guess. It's $20,000. Do they even need to mention the tip anymore?

Every single tip this season has been $20,000. Hey, can we get a bad tip? Please can we get a just a Disastrous charter and bad tip, please. Well, this is becoming a very unnecessary Exercise. Yeah, and they they tried to the monotony of it They tried to break it up by not letting us know what that would break down each C rat in USD instead they chose euros. I see what you're doing there. And I'm not entertained. So we get to a meeting a different kind of meeting is this Kermit and

Kerry catching up a preference sheet may Stacey and Brad Stacey and Brad lovely couple that Asia has worked with before. I think they were a nightmare and they fought, no? I think so. I think I remember one of the dudes that I saw in the trailer. Yeah. I think there was an argument over... Now, these aren't the guys that we interviewed, one of them being Alex, is it? Are you sure? Yeah, positive. Okay. Well, anyway, see what's ready to kill. They're fun, they're ready to kill it.

They're gonna do drag queens. We're gonna see the whole thing next week. Carrie and Ellie get ready together. Carrie gets a shit stain for her trouble. And then we get to Gail. She is being treated by Nathan in ways that her ex didn't, thoughts. Well, hold on. Gail she is being treated by Nathan in ways that her ex didn't thoughts Well, hold on Gail shared. She never felt like her ex that she cheated on

Was a priority but Nate Keeps her as a priority. Yeah So I want to talk to Gail and you know Gail, I think you probably listen the podcast. This is a new segment called Pat's Life Lessons. Here's Pat's Life Lesson. New is always better. For about 10 minutes. It's because new means you haven't caught them picking their nose. They haven't said they'd be at home at 10, but then get home at four in the morning. New is better. You shouldn't wax poetic about new relationships until it's not new. Don't sing the praises of the new person until you've been with them for five

months. Because in my opinion, you don't know a person until you've been with them for three months and that means a lot of time. I would say longer than that. But yes, you have to look at men like skidoos. You're gonna get bored with the new skidoo. Eventually. Eventually. But while it's new it's fun. Right it's fun but what you have to do is you have to find the kind of the kind of character and principle within the jet ski that aligns with your love and then and only then will you ride the waves of monogamy successfully. Yeah, well put.

Thanks. Well, anyway, yeah, I'm curious if Gale's still with Nathan. I don't think they're together. Yeah, well, hopefully we'll talk to Gale. So the more Joe gets to know Carrie, the more cooler she is, a quote from him. Joe runs through the women on the boat like, I don't know. These are his options.

Well, I mean, Joe has gone after, it's basically anyone who is walking and who is not already committed to somebody. So Gail is with Nathan, Asia is with somebody else, and Sandy is a lesbian. If she wasn't, he would absolutely give it a shot. So if you have legs, and I'm not gonna keep going, but that's not a comment.

And I. That's not a commentary on the aesthetic of any of the women everybody's beautiful on the show but um Buddy it's tea It's tea. I'm no prize. So I mean, either Jesus Christ. So the more Joe don't said that it's allergies to you know, we, we had to stay at the parents house. It's a foreign room. Yeah, you wake up and you go. What particulates have I inhaled? Yeah, you know, yeah, the bed sheets probably been washed in the years you could be breathing thated? Yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, the bedsheets probably haven't been washed in years. You could be breathing that in.

Right, exactly. What happened to me last night is similar to what happened to the aliens in War of the Worlds. Oh, oh, they died because they couldn't breathe our air or drink our water. Yeah, they caught a cold. You think they would have sent an initial team out to test that before they started walking around among us?

These aliens are such fucking morons. mean you have all the technology to have weapons of mass destruction land on our planet no one checked to make sure that they could live here yeah it was sustainable and that's what that's a real hole in the plot yeah that's what happens when you kind of get this blood I mean look at Hitler didn't win no Tested the water yes So the more Joe gets to know Carrie the bore cooler She is just wanted to remind everybody that he said that and that we've said that 45 times So it's very clear that we had dinner right now. We're at dinner so it's very clear that we had dinner

right now we're at dinner it's very clear that we're at dinner right now Ellie is saying that it's hard to fault carry for anything hard isn't the word I would say blames Kermit by the way she does blame Kermit but not all the way I would say it's actually impossible to fault carry for anything except dropping dimes John Owen Ian the responsible boys head back to the boat for a little sleep while the others head to an old Haunt this is the place where Ellie and Joe hooked up for the first time and Ellie is attempting to pour it on again With Joe it is not working. She says no man in his right mind would turn down a night with her She says no man in his right mind would turn down a night with her.

Well, I mean... She wanted to sleep with the guitar player from Whitesnake, I guess. Yeah, I mean, if you were single, I would say that's true. Yeah. true, you know? But the issue is that Ellie does this thing where Ellie says Joe is only interested in women that are giving him attention, which is a little bit of a of a woman versus woman. It's woman on woman crime a little bit. You get what I mean? I think so. Not only is it a backhanded compliment, or a backhanded attack at at Carrie attack is a big word, but it's a slight. It's also just factually

incorrect because you're giving him attention. You asked him on a date. He didn't want that attention. And we're not you know, I'm team Ellie all day over. I like the Balkan biscuit And we're not you know, I'm team Ellie all day over Joe like the Balkan biscuit a lot but You know, there's some some fallacies here. So We get into the vans after a quite anticlimactic Evening at the club. He drops a little dime here. Yes Nothing like booking a plane ticket drunk. Yeah, he's gonna meet up with Nathan and Nott and Frog in Dublin. And those plans don't include Gail.

No. But... I guess he's not pro-izing-toising her. If Gail wants to come along, she's fine to come along. No one likes to be a third wheel, Del. Yeah. Come along. No one likes to be a third wheel Dale. Yeah well, and nobody likes to be propositioned for threesomes with You know one guy you like and one guy that you absolutely hate and that is For certain a thing that would happen if the three of them went to Dublin

They get back to the boat and Gail breaks down in a They get back to the boat and Gail breaks down in a manner that can only be described as alcohol fueled because this is, you know, for lack of a better word, completely fucking insane. Yeah, I'm hoping it was just a misunderstanding. Yeah. But we'll see. Here's the thing. I know people fall hard, you know, I felt hard for my wife, but

You guys have known each other for three and a half weeks. Yeah, it's lust young love that's young lust. It's a fun thing Yeah, it's a fun thing You know what else is a fun thing this podcast and if you think it's a fun thing Getting the iTunes ratings reviews the five stars kind words if you'd like to help us Support the show go to patreon.com slash another podcast network. Donate a little or a little more. Mm hmm. Follow us on socials below another below deck podcast. All those places. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat say goodbye.

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