Another Below Deck Podcast - Au Revoir on Zoom | Below Deck Med S7 E19

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

Dylan and Pat are back to break down another zoom conference call. We talk remorse, vampire hunters, love addiction and how Pia Melody can help, falling in love with musicians, super powers, biscuits, black friday deals and much more from the Reunion of Below Deck Med. 

So they keep destroying her. Andy says, hey, Kyle, how trash was Reagan on that night out, huh? Well, I don't know. Why don't you ask her? Hey, Reagan, do you actually think that food poisoning line was going to work? You fucking idiot. Okay, thanks. Thank you.

I appreciate it. Good luck. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck Podcast. My name's Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one Pat Hickey. Permission to come aboard. Permission granted. You want to talk about how this is going to be 24 minutes? 24? I was going to say 14. Oh, okay. How are you going to talk about this for a half hour? Their show was only 40 minutes with commercials.

I like a nice phone because Frank and Sparky can't run so safe. There's a lot of really fun stuff in this episode, I actually thought. But do we have any public service announcements to get out of the way? Yeah, sure, sure. Okay, so next week, as you're hearing this, Dilly and I are going to start firing up another podcast show again. And we'll start getting the videos up on Below Deck and another podcast show. So support the videos.

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It's coming around both of them, actually, then. So PSA is done, Pat. Yeah. How many thoughts, how many pots are you going to give this general thoughts? Okay. First off, I want to ask Andy, Andy, why are these people still coming remotely?

You don't do this with the other shows. I just watched three episodes of real housewives of Beverly Hills. Everybody's there. Now look, I know some of these sea rats. Well, not Dracula. Dracula.

Well, she was sick Dylan, except for the eight minutes that she actually did a zoom. She looked really good. She looked ravishing. Yeah. I don't think she was sick. I think she was lying.

Yeah, I do too. Girl! They have them in. Why can't we have these sea rats live? I mean, Natalia looked gorgeous. Of course. Courtney looked gorgeous. I want to see the dresses and their outfits, you know? You don't have to have Storm there. He only wears a ski cap. You can keep

him on the bottom of a boat. Yeah, we want to see cool boobs! Exactly. So please, start bringing these people back. It's really lame that you don't do that. And if you know what, you're not going to show me the respect to have sea rats in person, I'm only going to give 14 minutes on this reunion. Fuck you, Andy. Kidding.

We want to be copacetic with you. Hope to meet you one day, sir. All right. So look, I think the reactions to this season have been mixed by uh fans of the show you know the barnies they think it was just an okay season a lot of the drama was at the start with this whole dave tosh thing right and then come to come uh to the reunion tosh doesn't even show up i can understand that jason character not wanting to be here but tosh you are at the center of a good portion of this drama and for you to send some passive aggressive video bullshit and

then some instagram posts with filled with lies and ambiguity ambiguity ambiguity and andy let that fly andy shame on you shame on you and shame on you you cowardly witch how many pasta you get zero so yeah like i said um i thought it was a fun time. Reed looks like a vampire hunter. Reagan's there. Oh, Reagan was awesome. She's amazing. And there was a great segment with Reagan where they ridiculed her to her face the entire time. Andy is, I mean, he was unbelievably mean to that young woman, or you can understand.

Ridiculed her for a moment how about the entire five minutes yeah why not we're just there hey ray yeah uh she i called it a four pot oh great she was verbally waterboarded right i mean yeah except for the water wasn't water it was critiques and insults hey ray gun what's up with all the cigs they make your teeth yellow hey ray gun why are you such a lazy bitch? Hey, why are you such a drunk? Hey, why do you lie about food poisoning? Hey, you almost crashed the boat into a pizza.

You're horrible at your job. Hey, pretty sure you lied on your resume. Well, thanks for joining us. Good luck. Thank you. It was a very good time. Thank you very much. And we want to thank Raygun for joining us tonight. Good luck, Raygun. And I love the Zoom. I guess we can begin with the digital curtains

being pulled back on our entire cast. And when Ray Gunn departs after being verbally waterboarded, the curtains shut on her. And it's just a very, very sad, sad thing. Why did you show up, Ray Gunn? You have a superpower. It's smoking. Okay, so we're going to be covering the boatman.

This is the rock the bow. We've got another one of these fucking zoom conferences. Like we said, it's fucking bizarre. The show has 14 spinoffs and only zoom reunion. So on the day, it's the curtains pull back and reveal Captain Most Improved. The stash man, Dave, who gets flamed by Andy for showing up to BravoCon. You can tell when Andy hates. Yeah, you.

You can tell when Andy hates. Oh, yeah. Natalia is there. Courtney and Z round out the core. And Kyle is last. Now, I've got to say. Got a little puffy? No.

Oh. No, no, no. Well. I don't know hey look i'm no prize okay oh no mean i've been on the sauce for years i'm a four um but no he had a very interesting get up and to me he looked well this is the oscars for gays you make watch what crap happens no that's not true the tony's is the oscars for gays but um this is what he reminded me of oh room mcclamahan do you have sequins on no sequins but a rose blazer with a white turtleneck. He's B author's character.

Yeah. I mean, he looks like he baked cookies. God, he's so handsome. So, uh, Ray gun who smokes and wins will join us later. Thank God I miss her, but I'm sad because I won't be able to understand a fucking word. She says now, Jason, Indiana J who traded soy futuresures, says, no, I'm not coming on. And the good news about that is that it's the same. Right. With him there or with him not there, because who cares about Indiana J, you know?

One less person there, I guess. And then that fucking witch, Natasha, decides to send in a video message. Her Iago pipes up and says that she is focusing on mental health, which is my favorite modern catch-all victimization term, you know? I know that I was a toxic human being and that I'm working on myself, But were I to enter into the Zoom conference, it would not be good for my mental health, right? I always love it. What kind of mental health work is she doing? Because it seems like she's falling into old bad habits there, Iago. I think she comes on the show and says she's found her

soulmate. Yeah, I got a book for her. It's called Facing Love Addiction by Patti Melody. All right. Really, you need to read that book. You are falling into old patterns. That's a different book than you recommended last time. I have several. So Andy throws to Dave and asks about the abuse that Natasha has experienced. And he says, yeah, I mean, it's horrible what's said online.

But I'm not doing well either. I mean, look at me. I'm in a 50-square- foot room in front of a splinter door. It sucks. So their relationship was rocky as a boat with no stabilizers. We go back through the history of toxicity. She says, I don't like being lonely. And yeah, we fucking get it, Tosh.

We understand. and yeah we fucking get it tosh we understand uh andy asked everybody if they knew and uh about their boatmans and then everyone kind of laughs like nick used to you know when he was on the show uh so if you could just you know imagine that so natalia is like um i knew when i asked her to bunk with me and then she said, oh, no, no, no, I can't. I'm fucking Dave. So that's what I knew. Yeah. We're busy working all day. And, you know, we drink a lot and have that.

What do you call that? Where your brain, you get a brain freeze with all the booze and whatnot. Oh, yeah. We're not idiots. We all knew they were fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Even the sea rats can sniff that out. Their noses are very close to the ground.

So we then get to this bathroom incident. Dave tells everyone the story that he had told us sometime. Yeah, Andy, listen to our show. He already cracked the scoop on this, you piece of shit. Everyone had the same reaction to us or as us. How else do you react when someone says I got in the shower with my clothes on so as to be a gentleman. And then I fucked her. It's just a very odd. It's a very odd thing to say. Well, he didn't want it to be weird,

right? Yeah, right. So Andy asks him why he thinks Natasha broke up with him. And I think I know why she had already drained him, drained him of all his manna. I mean, she needed his self-esteem and his passion for life. And once that lust was almost completely drained, because it's a lot like a good virus, a good

virus will never kill the host, right? It needs that to be a trampoline to other things, right? So Natasha will never drain somebody to a mummified a kind of state no no um but she did take what she needed and she knew that she could not go back to that well now every once in a while she would go back and try to inflate him a little bit but he was too broken a man and she did need to seek new prey these skeeters are fucking everywhere aren't they yeah yeah it's cold too yeah no she did you know uh because uh you know kyle i think he points out dave was a dick but that uh ex-boyfriend of hers was the real psychopath but since the breakup

she's gone to therapy and taken time to heal herself and grow kidding she didn't do any of those she's dating a musician doing the same thing, expecting different results. And we all know that's the definition of insanity. Yeah. So- Or love addiction. Dave Gets Flamed. What's that book again? Oh, it's Facing Love Addiction by Patti Melody. Yeah, Patti Melody. So that's another Patti. You're a little Patti of hers, right? Sure, sure, sure.

So Dave Gets Flamed for the text messages. Oh boy, I'm sure he loves this. This is the 11th time. Hey Dave, where was your head at? Under 35 shots of booze. That's where my head was at. Once he called her a slut, there was a release, but in all seriousness, he said he was going crazy because she told

him they had a thing to keep it secret to fuck her at night and then said that they didn't have a thing and didn't speak to him at all outside of telling him that she made or he made her feel threatened um she's fucking awful she is awful now here's the thing she's young we all grow and i hope she does uh grow more uh because right now it doesn't seem like she's having any personal growth she's with a musician yeah but um i think i don't like being lonely i don't i feel bad beating up on her because no one killed anybody it's just two stupid people hurting each other um you know but i hated that

dave i know he called her a slut and we don't like that but i boy you don't want people to see you on your worst day no you don't that's why you don't go on reality television exactly exactly but um i will say i felt bad for Dave and it feels like people have come around to me because I've been defending Dave even when we got him in the studio and people were like, hey, he's a psycho, man.

He's a total lunatic. He's a psycho. I'm like, no, he's a fucking guy getting gas lit and he got angry and he got out of hand. Yeah, he did get out of hand and he lost his mind. He told us he lost his mind. We'll do that to you, dude.

So Captain Most Improved says, look at this man. Look at his atonement and he lost his mind. He told us he lost his mind. We'll do that to you, dude. So Captain Most Improved says, look at this man. Look at his atonement. Look at his courage. Thank you, Captain Most Improved. So Andy says, well, he asked the crew if Dave got done dirty or if Dave had a toxic hold on Tosh.

And this is what you were talking about. Kind of everybody coming to his side. The answer is, in actuality, both of them. But it just goes to show you, I don't want to beat up on Tosh anymore. Most everyone, except for Boss Lady, who can't pick a side, and Iago, say, you know.

Two sides to every story. Two sides to every story. Now, i say how awful tosh is because it's so apparent that they were both at fault but if pressed it would be tosh you know that's the that's the the scales tipping so anyways kyle has the right position on this though um i don't remember what it was but i do think he has the right position on it oh yes now that's a tricky thing when you write a note and then you write dash, and then there's nothing after it. Right. You know, you're really not sure where you are.

Oh, okay. Well, I'll tell you where we are. Well, actually, this is when Andy, I think, threw a little shade at Dave for showing up to BravoCon uninvited and taking his shirt off. Hey, did you have fun up there on stage taking off your shirt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good time, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you get any pussy there man okay all right you asked him that

question well here is where we find out that natasha has a new love a singer songwriter with revolting boutique breeds and a love for espresso martinis they asked dave if he thinks that natalia is hot what kind of question is that? Well, because they looked alike. And the more I got to know them, the more I'm like, they look nothing alike. They both have dark hair and are the same height. But also, what kind of question is that?

I mean, of course Natalia is hot. I mean, who is... Because I think they were thinking, hey, Dave, two girls that look identical to one another, you could be attracted to either. Two girls, one Dave. Right. This is a dumb question.

So should we get to Natasha's video? Oh, yes. Let's get there. She is sending along her positive energy. Who are you attempting to fool, Natasha? This is so cringy. It's so unbelievably cringy. She says that she's met her lifelong partner this year.

No, you haven't. No, you haven't. You won't be together by Christmas. Are you out of your fucking mind? This thing was probably filmed three weeks ago. This is where you know the personal growth and health. Okay, you were on a show. Talk about that and what took place on the show.

The fact that she fucking crowbars that she's found a new love and a soulmate that for me like those are red flags all the fuck around yeah she doesn't like to be alone i get it it's called love addiction so um some literature for you read patty melodies book um all right so we move on well then we get that really passive aggressive statement yes it sounds like the musings of a failed cult leader or cult leader's wife who died and then the cult leader wrote the statement for them um when you send andy the statement and you've not shown up for work he's going to read it in whatever tone he wants to read it in uh them's the breaks. They absolutely slaughter her.

And that's what happens. You're essentially going into battle defenseless. You are. You don't have a voice and you think this statement's going to be it. I think the subtext of the statement was, if you don't have something nice to say about somebody, don't say it at all. No, no, no, no, no.

Okay. Go fuck yourself, Tasha. Okay. So Natalia says that her and Natasha got on like a house on fire. Now, we often give Lee flack for his isms and aphorisms and idioms that don't make any sense. But this one, I feel like has flown under the radar as one of the more nonsensical ones I've ever heard. I mean, I just don't understand. What does it mean?

The house is on fire and you got on like that? And that's supposed to be a good thing? Maybe it's an Aussie thing, but it just doesn't make any sense to me because a house being on fire is such a bad thing. Imagine if your house caught on fire. so um we get to ray gun the best part of this episode phenomenal which is the return of our favorite fifth element our favorites uh street fighter super power smoking who wins that is Reagan Andy says welcome she says thank you get a beer

and the smoke breaks and then we roll my super power we roll the she says it's my safe power and he says what so I say far sorry what She says, it's my sofa. And he says, what? It's my sofa. Sorry, what? It's my sofa.

All right. We roll a package on her time on the show. And she takes a lot of ownership when she is fired. I just want to play a little clip of her getting her walking papers and the optimism and determination she has in the face of such a heavy, heavy blow. It's some busy charts. Yeah, don't give up. Did you hear her?

She took it pretty well. Yeah, she said, I'm done. I'm going to miss Ray Gunn. I'm going to miss Ray Gunn too. I don't think we'll ever see her again. I don't think so either. Much like some of the greats, you know, Natasha,

the Russian spy who made nachos. Oh yeah, that bigot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The things they do are sinful. That's why I don't like it. I don't know why she's German, but all of a sudden she is. All right, so this is when the verbal waterboarding begins. What's up with all the smoke breaks?

I mean, they really, really take a shit on this poor girl. Sandy's most improved, though. When Andy asks her about the smoke break, she goes, you know, when you're in over your head, maybe you need a cig. You know, maybe you need to go take a breath and or pill, right? Sandy. Oh,

allegedly. Hey, Malia, I don't know. She might go both ways. Hey, and this will, this will air after Black Friday,

but it's currently Black Friday right now. Everybody go to Sandy's cameo and see if she's got some wicked deals because we got to get a couple more of these out. So they keep destroying her. Andy says, Hey, Kyle, how trash was Reagan on that night out, huh? Well, I don't know.

Why don't you ask her? Hey, Reagan, do you actually think that food poisoning line was going to work? You fucking idiot. Okay, thanks. Thank you. You fucking idiot. Okay. Thanks. Thank you. I appreciate it. Good luck. I like when they turn the person off as they're mid saying goodbye, and then they cut off the screen.

Yes. So we have to get to the rest of the deck crew. But first reads here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, read. Now we'll get to read in a second. But first, we have to talk about storms slitting of his buddy's throat.

This was like Temple of Doom style, heart ripping out. You know what I mean? But everyone is really giggly and boring about it, kind of. Everybody's kind of moved on from it. Well, Z's such a nice guy. If the person that was afflicted doesn't give a shit, how am I supposed to care? See, if you don't mind this guy that you've known for a decade passed you over uh even of a deserving promotion why should i give a shit pal yeah yeah and zor uh what zorm uh that's their

couple name uh storm does seem to be remorseful because he did get z's name tattooed on him later and then z upon seeing that kind of one-upped him. He looks like he has a very large chest piece commemorating Storm. It's very bizarre. So we then get to read Southern quit bringing Courtney to tears. It was a joke. He called her a narcissist, yeah. It was just a harmless joke, you know.

You're a self-obsessed witch, you know. I'm just kidding around. Yeah, although he said he's regretted it every day since he's left the boat i think you can put it behind you you know so um he he you know after this this clip plays of courtney crying we do cut back to him and he does look like a vampire hunter looks like constantine and uh he does say that he's lived with that remorse every day. And it's been what?

Almost an entire year. So I would like to think of him living at his parents house in Alabama and his mom knocks on his door and goes, how are you doing, honey? Not good, mom. Is it what that thing you said to that that girl again? Yeah. All right. I'll go make you a ham sandwich.

Okay. Cheer up. Yeah, mom. Can I just ask your advice? So yeah, read. Let it go. It's all good, man. Can we move on to Natalia and storm?

Lots of cuddling, but did you hit it? We roll the package on a season's worth of ick, and Andy asks Storm if he and Natalia fucked. Odd question, boss. Big time. Inappropriate. This is reality TV, though. It's weird to see Vampire Hunter, though,

who really doesn't know anyone get this pumped up at an answer. He goes, yes! Yes! I asked Storm. He wouldn't tell me. Tell me, man. I said, you fuckerer reed why are you clapping you got to sit down man just your stakes are showing um game of clue about the bosun's locker

i think they find out that they fucked in there uh but then they talk about that off i and i knew it i knew it you crazy guys i knew it why why are you so concerned about this sandy uh so then uh we talk about the watch that storm gifted natalia now natalia is filled with daggers under that smile uh she still um has the watch right and it's very sweet there's this memento from their love and i was it's like i ship them i really hope they can get back together and then she goes i can't wait to see you again and i'm like this is really gonna work out and she says so that you can take this back and give it to your fucking sister and i was like oh damn it i don't think it's gonna work out nope uh so looks like

z and storm have made up covered the tattoo thing and storm has a new girlfriend yeah well andy uh said when he uh upon realizing they got the matching tattoo so you guys gonna fuck each other i mean it's not a question he wouldn't ask man inappropriate odd question boss uh but then yes we do see that storm has found a new girlfriend who um she looks cool i wonder if he wears the ski cap when he's fucking yeah probably every once in a while sometimes takes it off i'm gonna keep it on tonight that's not what he sounds like so um let's round up things with some spice. We roll the package a lot of great moments here between Natalia and Kyle

facial facts bitch. Where is the love from Sandy? I mean what a journey we've been on. We get to the ratting that Natalia did. She says she's not in prison kind of and because of that she doesn't feel as though she ratted.

Now, Sandy says that she has eyeballs and didn't even need the rat to see that Natasha is a torn to pieces love addict. I'm really liking this episode. Oh, yeah, yeah. It wasn't that bad. I appreciate that Sandy, well, she was asked, would you ever work with Tosh again?

And she said, look, she worked her ass off, but no. Yeah, yeah. No. Not in this iteration of her yeah no uh so uh we get to the feud between kyle and natalie and the tool the production uses to cause all of this tea that being competition within the interior afraid hierarchical structure uh they asked kyle about the head of housekeeping line. Anything on this? Well, she explained it away.

She's like, how dare you? I was on the fucking beach, you prick. I was working my ass off. You knew that. And then you did that. He didn't really have a good lie to combat that. No, he did not. Yeah, yeah.

My wife loves Natalia. She actually was always, the entire season was like, hey, she's doing all the work. Right. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I got a question. Natalia's She actually was always the entire season was like, hey, she's doing all the work. Hey, I got a question. Natalia's a good egg. Why is Reed still here? Yeah, I mean. Didn't Storm leave the Zoom call already? Roll Tide.

Yes! That's crazy. I asked Storm, he wouldn't tell me. Reed, sit down, man. Alright, so. Kyle and Frank. Well, Natalia and Kyle really latch on to one another. I guess we covered it, but the good news is they're fine. He unblocked her on Instagram.

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You didn't pass by Kyle in his pajamas at two in the morning having a party? Producers didn't tell you any of this was going on. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know it wasn't right. I thought I was okay to do. So, Sandy's lying, right? Yeah.

Yeah, she's lying. Come on, Sandy. So, let's end this episode with a bang. Oh, well, Andy sets this up. He says, hey, we got a real surprise. It's Elena. Surprise. Who? end this episode with a bang oh well and he sets this up he says hey we got a real surprise it's elena surprise who elena elena she is here to round this thing out now i say that sarcastically because i can't think of a more fitting anticlimactic um add add-on for the end of the season than bringing in elena who was there for an episode and a half.

Oh, you know, fun part of this show and super fans of our podcast and the show, the Barneys that have been with us for a while. Elena actually reached out to Nikki to say, hey, just so you know, you guys, I quoted you on Watch What Happens. So just know this,

they listen and they take my fucking good material and repurpose it because they don't have their own good lines. Well, we do want to say, you know, while Pat is expressing his frustration, we do want to lead with flattered. Absolutely. You guys, you want to copy what I say? At least I'd appreciate a little credit. You want to be a goddamn fucking IP thief?

Flattered. All right. So first off, she starts out saying she had a crush on Dave and he could have gotten a nibble of her biscuit if he tried something like that. But then she says her only regrets was she didn't mention she could have slept

in the laundry room or put an air mattress down. I could sue you for intellectual property, but we are way past that. We're way past that. We're too flattered. But yeah, you want to talk about economizing screen time. I mean, she gets on there, says, if Dave wasn't so feral, I would have let him nibble my biscuit. And then she bounces. I mean, I can't think, I mean, Reed's been there for 20 minutes. He hasn't done anything even remotely that entertaining. Roll tide. I'm still busted up about this whole thing. Me too, man. My mom's

been making me ham sandwiches for eight months a day because I get a little sad in the afternoon thinking about calling Courtney a narcissist. Come on, Reed. Five years, a bar in Alabama. Someone's like, hey, I recognize you, man. And he's like, yeah. Yeah, I'm still busted up.

I'm the guy who, I don't know if you remember the show Balloon Egg. I said a girl as a narcissist. Set fucking social media. No, dude, I think you farted in line at the bathroom, man. I didn't respect that at all, man. My girlfriend was there. Yeah. And he goes, I'm sorry, do you watch Below Deck?

He goes, yeah, I don't remember you. Well, I called that girl a narcissist. Yeah, I don't remember you why call that girl nurses yeah I don't remember well let me tell you about it it's really turned my life upside down the remorse I felt drove me into a dark cave kind of like

what Plato said we came out of and I had been there for a year drugs alcohol violence and then I fell in love with Alabama football again and it just brought my spirit back up so let's round out the episode with some regrets and high fives you can stop me wherever you want Pat Z says he would have it would have been cool to uh get late lead deckhand and not get his throat slit by his best friend. Reed says, I wish I was a little bit more careful with my words.

Roll time. And why don't you take Elena's? Yeah, I covered it, man. She said, I wish I didn't fucking. I could have said, I'll sleep on an air mattress. Thief. Eli. So Kyle doesn't want fat rolls.

Dave jukes us out. He says, my biggest regret is not that I fell in love with a sea demon, but that I couldn't get those pancakes right. Fuck.

Then Sandy's Most Improved says, I had no idea we could move those fucking things. You had no idea you could move. All right. Well, listen, it's been a fun season.

We might end it a little special bonus. No promises, but I come in the studio. I'm going to bleep that because we'll never mention a sea rats name before they're in here. Good point. Go ahead. So that's it for us jumping itunes range reviews leave five stars kind words if you're on spotify hit five stars walk away

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