Another Below Deck Podcast - Five Crazy Nights | RHOBH S14 E15

Episode Date: March 16, 2025

Ruby, Pat and Dylan are back to break down outhouses, design, divorce, love, St. Lucia, Hermes nerds and more from Bravo's RHOBH.Traitors at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_

I only partied five nights, five nights, six years away from 60 years old. Yeah. Only partied five. Sorry, sorry, sorry. So we, we have to take things into consideration. That is a lie. Right. So that's, that's a great, that's a great point.

It's actually double. How many girls did you sleep with? Three. Three. Three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Still working badwood. And never to yield. I'm still working badwood still. And never to yield. Hi. I'm Dylan saying hello. I'm Dylan and it's Bad TV. That's Pat. Great to be here. That's Ruby.

Hi, Joe. Hey, Rubes. Hey, Pat. Hi. Hi. Do you want to say hi to Rubes? Hi, Ruby. Hi, Pat. How are you? Good. I'll see you next week want to say hi to Ruby? Hi Ruby.

Hi Pat, how are you? Good, I'll see you next week at Dylan and Cece's baby shower. You will. Cool. Cool. I'm actually very excited. Sorry, I was having a mic issue there. I will be doing the flowers for this said event.

I can't wait. So you should comment on them when you arrive. I will. I will. And don't don't get too turned up, okay? At the party? Yeah. I'm not turned up. We're doing cocaine together. You want to do some blow? Okay. I want to do some blow. Yeah, let's go. Does she know a guy? She is the guy. She's heading up the Triad. Wow. In Gramercy Park. That's where you live, right?

Yep. Gramercy Park. Confession. I retired the booger sugar. Last thing I want to do is die with two kids on my watch. Dork. I know. Guys, we're here to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

I actually loved this episode. Oh before we get into it big push big announcement We just laid down a fairly long summer house episode. We are in summer house fully We're breaking it down at patreon.com slash another podcast network If you want to hear all of our traders recap, it is a patreon.com slash another podcast network. If you want to hear all of our traders recap, it is a patreon.com slash another podcast network. Great things are happening over there, but we are here to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Like I mentioned, mere seconds ago, I loved this episode.

There were a lot of things happening. Seven pots. Seven pots. Ruby, please go. What was our rating system? Babies. Seven pots. Seven pots. Yeah. Ruby, please go. What was our rating system? Babies. Babies.

I did, I think to myself, nope, I determined this episode that I think Erica Jane filmed for, that remodel took nine days and she filmed six months of the show about that nine days. That's what I think happened. I hate her storyline. I want her to start sleeping with a criminal or something interesting because this won't work for me again. Right. Dereed has arrived. PK looks very bad. He looks bad. Yeah, definitely. Garcelle. Do you mean like reputationally or physically?

Physically. I meant physically. Oh, okay. I'm both, yeah, I know. Right, right, right. He looks like one of those old tortoises, you know, but they have a shell, but he's just got his fucking fat fucking face.

Right, right, so are you, do you mean like the tortoise at like the kind of back half of the swamp of sadness? Like in Finding Nemo, when they squirt the little one, like when he's like the really old ones at the top, I mean those guys. Oh, OK, got it. And he's eating french fries, you know?

Yeah, yeah. Yep. Can we get him to drink? Oh, I'd love a martini, but I can't drink actually. Take a mocktail. Yeah, I'll give you a mocktail. It's called orange juice with a cocktail umbrella. You want that, you fat fuck?

Okay. Well, I'm not going to say let's take it easy on PK because he's a criminal and treating to read very poorly, but let's take it easy. Okay. Okay, fine. But I loved watching Kyle and Mo because I felt for the first time we got to see both of them be equally as uncomfortable. Like, sure, he was very, very, very

he was doing a Catherine Keener get out coffee stirring routine. It was disturbing. But the only thing that made me pause, go back, and I still to this day do not know, I don't know what the answer is to this. When Maurice walked into that kitchen and his minor child after he's just been spotted with a floozy abroad. Well, a teenager actually.

Dad why are you so hot? Yeah. You're so hot dad. Yeah. I, I did she mean temperature? Or was she saying daddy? Why are you so? Yeah, yeah, she was she meant temperature. He is. He is attractive, though. I mean, he's still he's got a he's got a bod on him, man. Yeah, you know, I mean, he's taking care of

himself. Because he's playing the field. He's still got it. He's got a bod on him, man. You know, I mean, he's taking care of himself. I'll tell you what, man. Because he's- Play in the field. He's banging youths in San Tropez or wherever the fuck he is. So, you know, and he doesn't have enough money to not be hot. Oh, I love that little joke. That was great. Right.

Meek and us. How many babies? 32 babies. Okay. I like this season. It's the setup before my favorite episodes of the season, which is the resorts and the vacation. Did you say you like this season. It's the setup before my favorite episodes of the season, which is the resorts and the vacation. Did you say you like this season? Oh, no. Well, I said that he did.

I did. Yeah. OK, that's wrong, though. What is you don't like this season? OK, actually, the right answer that we're looking for. My favorite part of the season is coming up, which is the resorts. I was like when they go on vacation. Yeah. And I think we're going to end the season at the tail end of the vacation.

Yeah. It's my timings, right? I don't think it'll be like the explosion, the fireworks of Salt Lake ending. It never is. No, right. Right. Right.

Yeah, because we got three. What was the gossip rag? Danity Kane? Who was running the gossip rag? Monica's gossip rag? Danity Kane. Who was running the gossip rag? Monica's gossip rag. Danity Kane, what was it called? Reality Von T's. Reality Von T's, my bad.

Oh. Did you know that Jen Shaw is getting out of jail next week? Next year? Every day when you Google it, her sentence is getting reduced. It's wild. I didn't know they did that with federal prison. Normally, you get 10 years, you do nine and a half.

It's not like this, like, oh, you killed two people, 30 years. And then they're like, hey, Larry, how'd you get out? I only had to do five and a half. How's that work? No, they're treating her like she is a rapist or a child sex offender. They're just like, eh, she's, I mean, fucking,

can we get her out? How fast can we get her out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just make her wear a name tag and then she can go out. I mean, she can help society. Right. Well, I'm excited to have her back on Real Housewives of Salt Lake because they employ active criminals constantly, right? Yep. So clearly we're mentioning that because that's a far more superior product delivered by Bravo than this season.

I liked this episode. I'm going to give it 14 babies. I will, however, give Erika Jayne's reno in that palm tree wallpaper minus 22 babies. I think. The only two people on the planet that like that are her and the person that charged her for it Okay, so is that where we begin? Yes, okay, so

Erica's entire storyline has been the remodeling and renovation of her home And thereby the reinvention of her This is an outhouse. It's not a home And she's not been reinvented so it's very confusing why we've gone back to this well so many times. I, Dela, you, Dela, you call this an outhouse? Yeah. OK, here we go.

Yeah. Ah, baby. She says, I've never been happy, baby. But she's lying because the bathroom I used to take a dump and was bigger than this shithole, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not trying to shade people across socioeconomic lines. You think that that's what the audience thinks? No, no, no, no, no.

I'm just saying when I say this, the tour of my apartment would take longer than the tour of Erica's home. And that's just true. And the design choices are poor. Right. When I think it's Dorit that walks in and she's like, oh my, let me take it in. No need.

You did. You're here. You took it in. You see it, right? You're in the sky. It's kind of just, it's right there. So this man, it's very confusing to kind of see the downfall of this incredible interior designer

right before our eyes. Because this man, evidently my wife, was telling me that he, I mean, we saw his work when they were rolling the carousel on his work to pitch him to the audience watching the show, but he used to do, I mean he did shares house in Malibu that is like a tens and tens of millions of dollars. And it was beautifully done. I'm very confused. You know, Mike Tyson went broke.

I'm confused about why this man is here really at all. But Dylan, PK is the manager of Boy George. Not anymore. But like that, I just mean like it happens really fast. I don't know. I really don't know. But I think maybe he got a little too caught up in the high life. He thought everybody like Cher was going to keep knocking at his door. Yeah. He bought a cute little casita somewhere that was much, obviously much larger than the outhouse that Erica lives in. And now, you know, 26 years later, he has $21,000 of credit card debt and he won't pay

it off because he keeps getting Botox. Right. Ruby, I have to ask you this because you follow all the rags and whatnot. So Kyle has thrown some shade at Dorit and well mostly Dorit this season. Is there any truth to the fact that that Mo may have lent PK some money. And so when Kyle is kind of, I think she had mocked to read for, uh, paying for a glam squad in which Doreed says, I don't pay for my glam squad. Have you followed that story?

And that was, I followed the Tracy tutor of it all, but I do not know anything about the Kyle or Maurice giving anyone money. I'm sure PK took a loan. I can tell you that for sure. Cause we know someone he took a loan from. Yeah. Allegedly. No, it's the truth. I know her name. No, two people corroborated. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. I personally, it's 20 grand forever to pay back. No, no, no. We can like Lala, Ken's Randall.

He took Jax Taylor gave him, I think, seventy five grand. Never got it back. Oh, I think that and that's well, that was an investment into a film. Right. And that's Jack's story. It's not another podcast network story. But I don't think that we got to break this down with you, but Jack's been revealed to be a drug addict He loves cocaine struggles with drug addiction

Which is a bitch to deal with but anyways go ahead Pat I was gonna say both stops in and we learned the ladies will be going to st. Lucia st. Lucia one of the prettiest names of the Saints Islands I believe one of the prettiest names of the Saints Islands. I believe, was it Dorit or Beaux that shades Sutton's fashion show saying that- It was Beaux. Oh, okay.

It was Beaux. Yeah, it's Beaux, it's always been Beaux, and it was Beaux. Ah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so- And it should be Flamed. She's right.

I agree. I agree, that was a ridiculous event, but I enjoyed watching it. Yeah. All right, so let's cut to this is going to be going back and forth. So we have Garcelle visiting Sutton, and they discuss Cathy making the rags,

because clearly she was on Xanax and almost pushed that girl in the pool. Sure. And Cathy should not be allowed to drive or really operate any heavy machinery. Sutton says, my God, these are good cucumbers. Is that the first time a human being's ever said that? Like in modern times? That was such a bizarre thing to say to me.

We have a trope that Sutton doesn't eat and she only drinks vodka and orange spray with juice, whatever. Yeah. Right. My God, these cucumbers are good. Well, they discussed Dorit and Garcelle shares that they had dinner and Dorit played coy about that whole feud thing with Sutton, good calling her drunk and whatnot. And then meanwhile, Dorit, Boze and Erica discussed the alcohol jab that she took at Sutton. Yeah. And because it's a day that ends in Y, Swamp Rat makes it about herself, if you remember. Yeah. And because it's a day that ends in why a swamp rat makes it about herself, if you remember.

Yeah. Look back at, uh, what about me, baby? That's right. Yeah. Her leopard. I, whoa, Erica, don't do that again. Okay.

The leopard. How about me? Yeah. What about me, baby? You're lucky we didn't have the fucking cameras on you 24 seven. We'd see you digging that fucking hole in some Area hiding all that money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and and Garcell told you that you need to figure out your your exact cocktail Because you got in her son's face and told him to fuck off and he was I think a freshman in high school

Right, so right. That's why she said that Alright so oh yeah, baby? What about me, baby? All right. So, oh, yeah. And then they joke about that handbag joke. The Kelly bag. Ruby, what is the Kelly bag? Very expensive. I think Hermes bag. Okay. Okay. Boz is working on the room. Sorry. I know Hermes. I don't know Kelly.

I don't know who she is and I don't know what kind of bag she makes. I was a little confused, but it's her mess. Yeah. And it, and if I'm wrong, I'm sorry. Okay. So this was some interesting stuff. So we learned that Dorit and Kyle have patched things up. I think we cut to them like sitting in a jacuzzi, hugging her or laying on a couch or something. Garcelle gives some insight. She says that all Sutton really cares about and has cared about is getting to Kyle and being besties with Kyle. Is that in fact true? Ruby roofs? I believe it is and I think that I have to say something. I think that Garcell has shown up for fucking work. This Yeah, 100% that I really do. And I think it's a good read on I don't

think so at all. I think I don't think so. Because we had to be up in arc snard. I Garcell has not had an interesting storyline in any way, shape or form this season. I think that she is she is written for Sutton in a way and she has been like in the middle of like, if you really look back at these moments, like when Dorit makes the comment to Sutton about her alcoholism on July 4th, Garcelle kind of pokes that first. Like she's getting into shit, you know? And when they were at the table last season and everyone was like, what issue are we talking about with Kyle?

What is everyone saying? And she just goes, her marriage. She's giving a little bit more than that this season. That's 100% true. And then Garcelle mentions Mo dating a teenager, which I love that. And well, not the idea of dating a teenager. And then they hinted that Kyle has essentially hanging this kind of like thing over people that they can't bring up her personal relationship. Did you catch this? Which is they can't directly bring up her being at the Morgan show.

So they have to find workarounds to bring this up in front of on camera, which is, uh, you know, what'd you do last week? And any live music before? Yeah, Kyle is, we'll get to the Moe thing in a minute, but. Maurice. Yeah, the Maurice thing. I'm done with the cryptic shit. Right. Okay. We're done with it.

I'm done. And that's why, I'll save it for the mo thing But the whole the cryptic the cryptic Ness of the the way that she speaks about the whole thing how much she hides It completely deflates all of these moments because she's not being honest about them. So when they happen There's a knowingness that her and Mo have about the situation and then we don't know what's going on, but we really do know what's going on. So it's this weird matrix kind of thing. This is the first season where it's backfiring on her though.

And I'm actually enjoying watching her trying, trying to hold it together and play the game that she's been playing for the last five years. Yeah. I mean, what was she doing last season, fully going and getting tattoos with Morgan and like not saying what it was and it's like what? I think that what's happened is that, like Morgan actually considers herself to be a real, a serious person.

I don't know anything about this woman. I think that she kind of saw herself becoming, like, I mean, she's just like fucking this rich housewife, I guess, and you're a weird lesbian and nobody's saying you're a lesbian, but you're a lesbian. I think that she started to distance herself from it. And I think Kyle also was like, I'm actually really sad because my marriage is dissolving.

My husband is fucking girls in Mykonos that are 19. And again, and I wanna say this very, very loudly and very clearly, and I'll say it many more times, probably just this episode, but definitely the season. Yeah. Maurice, we mustn't forget, has four daughters, right? Three of which are his biological,

four of which he has raised. And they are watching this, and they are seeing how their mother, who has raised all of them, is being treated. And I think that that's an important thing when we take into consideration any positive thing that we wanna say about him. Uh-uh-uh, lest we forget.

He's acting this way. And one of those children is in fucking high school. So reprehensible fucking gross and Kyle file take him for everything that he's worth and you better keep that house because nowhere else in LA will let you have 33 dogs. Very, very good. Well, very. Yeah, very good.

Well, I hate him. I'm not a fan of him either. I'm not a fan of him either. Look, people cheat. And can I say something? Can I say something? I want to apologize to you, to you, and to everybody listening for saying that he has a hot body.

I mean, he does have a hot body. Yeah, he does. He does have a hot body. That's fine. There's no denying that. It is very true that it's amazing when men get caught up in this kind of low-frequency hedonism, you completely lose sight of things that are honestly not that difficult to recognize, right?

So going around the world and banging youths when you have daughters, you know, not the greatest look. You know, 50% of marriages end in divorce, and I guess it's how you handle it. Their lives are playing out in front of the camera, so it is a different animal for them. Yeah. We want to hear the craziest thing.

I'm reading this book right now called Lion, and it's written by, oh by what the heck? Mauricio? No, it's but it's about a guy like Mauricio. And it's written by Sonia Walger. Do you know who Sonia Walger is? She was on Lost. Sonia Walger. I only watched the first season of Lost. Do you know Sonia Walger? I can't see that. Who'd she play on? Oh man, I don't know who she played, but she's a pretty famous British actress. No, no, no, no. She's a British actress. Anyways, the guy, she writes about her father. Her father was a bit of a scumbag. He is very reminiscent of Maurice.

And it's just so crazy that this woman wrote this book. Look, I- Sonja Walger wrote this book. You know, we're put on this planet, some of us believe just this is it. You get here, hopefully, a eke out 75 or 80 years on here. And if you're not happy, you're gonna get divorced, right? Yeah.

And so I actually don't hold that against some people. And then when they have children, I think you owe it to them to try and mitigate it the best way where it has the least detrimental effect on them. So I am going to give some grace to him, him cheating on her for 10 years and them hiding it for the sake of her concerned about how it was perceived in her on television and then protecting the business that was all bullshit Yeah, but anyway, uh, can we get to them talking? Yes. Okay So they're in their house and this was actually my favorite part of the the episode

that I think they started by her speaking in Spanish and this is her way of Mentioning I I did not know he was Mexican. I knew he was Jewish. Is this the first time you knew this as well? She's really good. I mean, she's pretty good with Spanish. I aspire to be as good as Kyle is with Spanish. Oh yeah, she's legit. Oh, sorry, this is Kyle and Bo's,

forgive me, I'm doing bad hosting here. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so anyway, Kyle and Bo's chat, and she tells him that the week that she had met Bo's was the same week that Mo had moved out of the house to be closer to an elementary school where his girlfriend was going. Yeah.

Quick aside, Sonja Walger, actually. Do you remember how I was talking about Sonja Walger? Dylan. She played Penelope on Lost. Lost. OK. Now that show ended up. Do you remember Penelope?

Penny? Yeah, Penny. Yeah, wow. OK, Sonja. Pop off. Yeah, pop off, queen. Now, Dylan, that show ended up not sticking the landing. No, no, no.

It actually crashed like the plane in the show did. Right. Yeah. All right, so Kyle gets emotional, then bows in an attempt to find a common ground, shares a rather bizarre story about the end of her marriage. Do you remember this story? This was one of those moments where I found myself saying, I don't know if it's one of those, I just don't get it or this was really fucking weird and desire So her husband's dying. I think I don't know if he got cancer before after they decided to separate but she did after

Okay, so they're still living separate lives. I guess co-parenting he then gets terminal cancer and while they're separated he takes up with a new gal and she- She says like, go do it, get a new girlfriend. I want you to like have this before, you know. By the way, a true testament to the male spirit. I might be dead next month, but I sure need some strange. Right? Yeah.

Anyway- Can't we be more? I couldn't tell if they edited this story bad or she's just a poor storyteller because the point was, did you divorce the motherfucker or not once you saw him making out with a girl while he was getting chemo treatment? We don't know. And I also don't know how this applies to Kyle's situation. Oh, that we know it doesn't apply in any way. Yeah, I'm about to have a foot cramp. I can feel it coming on It's actually pretty scary. You want to stand up and walk around the room? No, I want to get to Drake's. All right Let's get to Drake's. PK? They've been separated for three months. PK asked for a mocktail and

Yeah, that's called cranberry juice. Sushi and some Some shoestring potato. Can I tell you, I went to Erwan yesterday. I never go to the hot bar to get the food. I always just grab like the go and stuff. Made sense. I get oyster mushrooms that I thought were chicken. I thought it was orange chicken. It wasn't. It was mushrooms. Oh my God. I got sun chokes. Sun chokes. And I got the short ribs that they make that are, she puts the least.

$49. $31. Oh, that's already $1. Are you kidding me? It all tastes like absolute shit. I don't know why. Oh, we're talking about the order at Drake's. Anyways, don't go to Airwon, boycott Airwon. It's ridiculous.

I mean, do they have any others outside of New York in California? I don't even think they have them in New York. If you're in California, boycott Airwon. Yeah, it's ridiculous. OK, so they're sitting down talking about the divorce. Sorry for Debra. They're sitting down talking about the divorce. PK is, I think, gaslighting the fuck out of Dorit or trying to do a Kyle Richards thing where he keeps the actual guts of what he's aiming to do off camera.

Well, I think he's angling for public opinion here. Uh, cause he mentions, uh, they talk a lot about that therapy session that went sideways and he says, well, that well, I got upset at that therapy session because you were talking about me living in an apartment in Santa Clarita, and I got upset about that. Well, he was like, the apartment's so small. And she's like, you wanted to live in the apartment. He's like, no, it's because you wanted me

to live in the apartment. And it's just like, no, I think you wanted, I think you wanted to. Yeah. And she literally says it's what we got into that argument because you signed a lease, I believe for this home without having a discussion about it with me. And he said, no, no, no, I told you that I was going to do it, which no, you probably didn't. And now you're saying I'm in this sad, sad, small apartment and you're in my home with my kids and I'm in this sad, sad apartment. And she're in my home with my kids. And I'm in this sad, sad apartment. And she said, well, right, but you got that one on your own. So why did you do that?

Cause now you're sad and alone and I didn't make you do it. Yeah. So like he's a swollen and red turtle. To divorce him and take the 11 cents that he has at the bottom of his car. And then go and find it. Because like billionaire, because like, like, and she could. She could. Oh, she absolutely could.

I'm not kidding you. Okay. Can I say something? Yeah. There are two things that I think. I think that there's a possibility that this marriage, that this, this entire divorce thing, they got together before the season and they were like, listen, we are poor, we are broke.

She found out that he has hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt. She was like, we need to figure something out that secures me for another season and you. So we're going to do this. We have two children. I think that maybe this is all completely fake. If it's not, I want her to find a billionaire and I want her to gallivant around the world with her children. I want him to be sad. The thing that would really save the show is her having Taking up with with Marie, but he has money either. No, I know. All right. All right first Rubes Love that theory, but that is just putting a band-aid on a fucking you just slit your wrists and blood is pouring everywhere That buys them another season. They're looking for you got to pay for college. Yeah

Yeah, like my leg got blown off and you're giving me a Sonic the Hedgehog Band-Aid. So I'm gonna die actually, I think. I, this is what's horrible about this season is, and I understand why we need to go through this process. Two seasons from now when Dorit is engaged to a, I don't know, hedge fund whatever. International, yeah. And that will happen. I want Sutton's ex-husband to move back, date Doreen. And I, I, oh, I would love it. We'll get to Sutton in a bit, but yeah, PK wanted to go out and have a bachelor pad.

Now he is missing the stability and the fulfillment of a family, and he's coming back and he's trying to put it under a he is also a con man and also a fat swollen red turtle and he is not a good person. Yep. Well anyway she tells us at the tail end of this not to him to us she doesn't want that divorce. All right. Keely and Bo's date with, how do we say, I'm going to, is it Laia? Laia. Laia, Laia, Laia, Laia, Laia, Laia.

You got to say it three times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Laia, Laia, Laia. All right, Keely asks, they sit down for dinner at the house. I mean, it's just. Laia, like I didn't even know what he said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Keely, they're sitting at dinner.

He asks what Laia thought about him when he crashed that visit to Ghana. He doesn't give her He doesn't give her the right amount of options and the right amount of options is no options You just ask the question right? What did you think when I arrived? But he says what did you think when I arrived? right? What did you think when I arrived? But he says, what did you think when I arrived? Was I a cool guy? Or? Yeah, yeah. What? You weirded out? No, no, no. It was like trying to be cool. It was like, were you cool with it? Or did you think I was a good guy? It was, it was a, it was a really bizarre question. Yeah, I get it. What that was closed very quickly with limited options. He is, uh, he, No. Are you, have you guys watched any of Potomac? Any of Potomac at all? A little bit. Okay, Stacey and then I Rise and her fake boyfriend, TJ, this

is the same man wearing different clothing and in a white chick's face mask. I don't know who these men are or where the fuck these women are finding these guys. He is a's face mask. I don't know who these men are or where the fuck these women are finding these guys. He is a fucking weirdo. I think she needs to get out of this. This is weird. Layol is the only adult in this room. A hundred percent. So the kid says, I'm so happy that I've raised such an intelligent daughter. She's asking all the questions that I've been too scared to ask. Well, that was crazy. That was crazy. I guess she got it from her father because you're being an idiot. One of those questions, she wants to know what the move in timeline is.

And Keely says, he'll move in when there's an engagement, which essentially means never because they're not going to get engaged. Well, because much like PK's 300 square foot apartment in Santa Clarita, he likes having that house in San Diego. That's right. Because he feels very free there. And so do the women that come there. They feel free to.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. And much like P.K., he has no interest in being monogamous with this woman that he's saying he wants to be monogamous with. So it's sort of like he wants to stay exactly where he is. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Never leave. All right, let's get to Moe and Kyle's chat house. OK. She asked about that trip. And he says, it was great, except for the part where he had to keep going to Toys R Us. He said he is how old? Oh, let me look at it.

He's 58. Kyle Cook is 42. OK. So he's in his 50s, late 50s. Mauricio. Maurice. Yeah, Maurice is 54. Oh, he looks older. He's 54. Okay.

He said, 54. I only partied five nights, five nights. Six years away from 60 years old. Only partied five, sorry, sorry, sorry. So we have to take things into consideration. That is a lie, right? So that's how it settled on. That's a great point. Yeah.

It's actually double. How many girls did you sleep with? Three. Three. 54. 54. I have a problem with the age thing. I have a problem with the hiding all this bullshit. I have a problem with the age thing.

I think. Yeah, I think if you're like, you know, wisdom, wisdom and, and growth should should take root at those ages. And I'm not saying that you can't have fun, but partying 10 nights out of a 20 day trip in Europe is. Yeah, especially for the express purpose, because Portia was there, so he had to drop her shop with her friend. Then he got to go fuck these women.

Another thing that I think is just worth mentioning, 54 years old, he's doing this like in places where I think the 54 year old men go for the youth. The parties, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I say this as somebody who is about to and and I mean genuinely, I'm about to marry somebody who probably will be 54 years old and going to fish shows unless they all die. Right.

They'll die. Maurice? Yeah, but then John Marrow still be alive for a play guitar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think they would accept him, but Maurice is not going for anything other than drugs and pussy. There's no music, there's no sightseeing, it's nothing. It's just you want to have it. That's a great point. You know, and that's... It's like, I've always had,

we've talked about it before, but I'm always a little spooked out. If you're not, who's the woman on Real Housewives of New York whose husband goes to get sandwiches in Vietnam? Jessel. If you're not Jessel's husband and you're going to the the the East quite often Little okay when I was in Thailand Beach area that had just been mowed down 20 years earlier. It was all Fucking 50 year old red-faced white Australian dudes. Yeah by themselves. Yeah Cool. What are you doing? Okay, so this is where this cryptic shit comes in to play because the two of them don't know how to navigate

Well, this is why we talked about Kyle saying I'm not talking to the press right now she's not gonna talk to the press because There's nothing to get upset about This is their agreement. I I'm there's nothing to get upset about. This is their agreement. There's nothing to get all that upset about for her. The loss of her marriage is obviously very, very damaging, but it seems like they've had an agreement about this for a long time.

So there's no shock to the awkward silence. They both know that this is happening. What I think is the shock is that I think that this was an arrangement that she was like, all right, we're good to do this. Like, fine, I'm not going to divorce you because I know that you cheat on me and you fuck the youths whenever you leave town.

I think what she's really understanding now for the first time is like, he does not need her. And that's very sad because he's fine eating canned soup and he's fine buying his own towels and she didn't think he was going to do that she thought that he was going to not ruby and he's not he's not eating canned soup he's eating uh he's eating out with women it's funny you mention that because in the podcast that she would be on eight years ago where i'd listen. She always took pride in things like, when he'd come home I always make sure

the house smells great with candles, and yeah, a lot of that she took pride in. Yeah, I think when she, we discussed it when she was talking to the therapist, the realization that she made the agreement, she hid it from the public, she's very Kyle about it and it's very annoying. But there are actual real feelings here.

She did that to try to keep him. And it didn't work. And now that's the anvil has fallen. That's where she is. And then she- I also think this is Big Cath. This is her mom, you know? And this is who quite literally, the reason she likes those candles is big calf. This is her mom, you know, and this is who all who lit quite literally the reason she likes those candles

is because she was taught by her mother that your home should be the nicest place. Your husband has been all day. That is, is that a direct quote? I think I remember her saying that that's literally from, from your lips to God's ears or the, uh, hush for shall I'm from your lips to God's ears or the. Hashtag Shalom from your lips to God's ears. Wow. So anyways, they're going to. Kyle says that photo means he's moved on. Yeah. And that's that's quite a mystery unlocked.

Yeah. Our next mystery is the moon is not made of cheese. Thank you. It's so like it's so contrived, though, because like you just don't know what to believe with this woman, because she says like, well, this picture is like, what do you mean the picture you, you, I'm sure you seen well documented cheating bastard for the last decade. Yeah, I guys, I think that she thought that he was going to, I genuinely thought that I think that she sat there for the last, what 14 ish years and was like, I am going to play this part.

I'm going to let him build this fucking business. I get to do what I want to do with my friends and raise our girls. And when this is done, we're going to come back together. And he is fine. And he doesn't want that. And I think that's literally now for the first time, it's hitting her right now. Well, he's not going to be fine. Me and Pat have talked about this more times than we can count, he's not going to be fine. Me and Pat have talked about this more times than we can count.

He's not going to be fine. No, he may be living in a duplex next to BK in Santa Clara. He's fine right now. He's having a lot of fun. The agency is fucked. He's. They scale too fast. They hire too many people.

And the real estate business is in jambles. Beside the agency, we've discussed that men have this honeymoon phase. And then once they are tired of it, the anxiety starts to creep in. And they've said goodbye to their family. She might take them back. All right, moving on.

Hopefully she will. All right, the ladies prep for the trip. I love the band, St. Lucia. I don't know why I made that note. You should listen to them. Ruby, are you a fan of St. Lucia? The Island? No, the band. Never heard. At the airport waiting area, Tilly reminds us how rich she is with those ugly purses. Then they head to the hotel. And I'll determine jewelry boxes. I love her so much. I love her, but I don't like the braggadocious nature of like, every time you hear her talk,

she's showing up bragging about something that she bought. I think that's immature. I mean this, I agree with you. I was going to say, I do not think that she says it in a way that she thinks she's better than people. I think she's just so has this lovely endearing sense of arrested development. She's into those things. Yeah, she's like, oh, you like it. Oh, it's Hermes and it's vintage from the queen of Versailles.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's just, she, it's like me with Magic the Gathering cards. Right. Those aren't worth anything. What are you talking about? Bought a car. Oh, really? Yeah, I bought a car with my Magic card.

Forgive me, forgive me. I mean, the one Yeah, I bought a car with my manager card. Forgive me. I mean, the one ring just sold for too many dollars. Jesus Christ. I mean, I can dual answer thousands and thousands of, I mean, you just, that's very ignorant. All right, I take it back. I was wrong. All right, so we show up at this hotel.

I know I'm going to get in trouble for this. This place is a dump. No central air. Do they need a police escort? Do they do we need to take resources away from the people that live there and have a police escort for these women to go to the house? I don't think so. I think they're just drivers like I think they're there. No, there were motorcycles. Maybe for if you have a bunch of equipment you you might want that. I don't know.

Oh, maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, I just think this hotel is, it's not a high end vacation. I mean, the pool was cool and everything. If I took my wife, Sheree here, she, I'd never hear the fucking end of it. Okay.

It's not nice. No, it is nice. It's insanely nice. It's just like pretty nice. Okay, so, yeah, it's stunning and quite beautiful. Stunning, okay. Okay, so yeah, it's stunning and quite beautiful. Stunning, okay. Okay, so Sutton. Central Air, no Central Air.

They literally have the air conditioning units on the windows. Oh, do they really? Yes. That might be a power grid issue, Pat. Okay. Well, then don't have a hotel. Okay, all right.

So Sutton, we wrap with Sutton's gripes. Sutton is not good this season. Sutton is I don't really know what there is to Sutton. You want this is what I think we're watching. I think we are watching Sutton after she has figured out the right cocktail of her meds. And that is a really fucking big bummer. Yeah.

So what we're discussing is her coming to terms with the fact that this has been a real rough journey and she doesn't have any real friends. Yeah. I mean, she's got Gar. Sucks this season. Yeah. She's just caught like like the they bring up the things were awkward between her and Doreen. And she's like, I don't know. I don't know.

What are you confused about? What you just flamed her at Caviar Casbah. That's why things are weird. But Sutton just has a lot of gripes this season. Mainly with the read, it's been the whole season. The only worst storyline is Garcels oil field and Erica's fucking outhouse. I don't think I have anything else.

Get in the comments, let us know what you thought of the episode. Oh wait, wait, we need to talk really quickly about the Tracy Tudor, Dorit Kemsley of it all. That Dorit was, I don't know if you guys saw in Mit Kemsley of it all, that Dorit was, uh, I don't know if you guys saw in the Watcher Hub and Slide that I guess they, the blonde, blonde hairdresser that does Kathy and Dorit's hair that we see in a bunch of whatever, apparently, allegedly, she wasn't paying him. And she, he is her hairdresser, Dorit's hairdresser.

He's also Tracy Tudor's and she said this on Jeff Lewis. And Chris is, I believe, sorry, if you don't want your name out there, but Chris is, was with Doreed in New York or something. And she extended her stay. And so Chris said, she asked Chris to stay with her, to which Chris said, okay, sure. He called the hotel or whatever. Wait, who is Chris? The hairdresser. The stylist. Well, who's the? The hairdresser. The stylist, yeah. Well, who's the Tracy, who's the Tracy Tooman of it all? Another Tracy Tudor is it.

She's on Million Dollar Listing LA. She's just another Bravo celebrity. All right. But she says that Dorit doesn't pay her bills because they have the same hairdresser. And this guy has said when he went to New York, Dorit was like, I actually need you to stay longer. He was like, cool, no problem. So the hotel, he got charged for the extension of the room or something. So he sent Doreep the invoice and was

like, for some reason, they charged me whatever. And she basically accused him of being, it was like crazy, crazy. So she called him when he was with Tracy Tudor and was like, are you fucking crazy? Like this is what accused him of lying. And then she reviewed her credit card statements and said, nevermind. So sorry, you're 100% right. I will give you the money. Now she's a fucking poor dick. Yeah, someone worried about money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, well, like we said, good luck to the divorce attorneys because they're not going to be dividing assets. They're going to be splitting atoms. You should ask one of their kids. Okay. to be dividing assets they're going to be splitting atoms okay i'm dylan saying goodbye pat say goodbye I'm still walking fast but still, in Beverly Hills I can walk on stone, I can walk on glass, I'm walking all over the place I can walk on fire, I can walk on air, I'm walking all over the place