Another Below Deck Podcast - Five Minute Bachelorette Party | Love is Blind S8 E12

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to talk about how horrible this show is, elderly bachelorette parties, Arnon Milchan, raising children, prenups and more from Netflix's Love is Blind.VIIA - https://viia.co/BADTVTraitors at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_

Imagine Lauren telling Dave how amazing Magic Mike was. Come on. Yeah, I had a good time. Okay, I wouldn't believe them in. I mean, they were just so talented. Hi, hello, welcome to another BrandsPag. New episode of Bad TV. I'm Dylan. That is Pat.

I'd say great to be here, but I hate this, but I'm being negative, but who cares? People like, look, you guys hated this show too, So we're shitting all over it. We hate it No one likes this. No one likes it. No not not a single person Not one. Do you think someone lose it? Think about the think about the The unanimity is it unanimity you're asking me I don't even know how to talk. Think about the unanimity of that. Not one person likes this. I haven't heard one person say, I love this season. I know that's amazing.

You can't get a consensus like that in fucking anything. Some people don't like anchovies. Some people love them. Some people didn't like the brutalists. Some people love it. Some people don't like freaking Donald Trump. Some people love it. You cannot ever get a consensus this powerful.

Of 100% to zero. No one likes Love is Blind. Does someone lose their job? Even Hitler, some people like Hitler. Ah! I'm telling you, they exist out there. You know what I mean? But no one likes this season.

No, nobody likes this season. Someone needs to lose their job, but the problem is with this town. They're like, you know what? You got a bunch of people watching it. You know what? When people are passionate about something and they don't like it, it's a good thing. You got to, you hit a nerve. No, not if, what if it not, if the nerve is everyone hates this.

Yeah. You should get fired. You hit a nerve like that guy who had to fucking saw his arm off in the desert. Who's that? Remember James Franco played him? I think he, I think he, oh I can't watch that. 127 days. Hours. But yeah. 127 hours. Yeah. 127 hours. I hate movies like that. Yeah. Don't make movies like that. You remember James Franco? Yeah. Yeah, he was around for a while. Yeah. And he started teaching at UCLA so he could bang chicks.

Oh, no, no, no, no. It was much more diabolical. He had a studio over here in North Hollywood teaching private lessons. Yeah, yeah. And then he'd have like, What do you mean private? No, no, no.

That's what he did at UCLA, taught at UCLA. He did, but he had his own studio. He says, now come here and let's work out a scene. And have of course it'd be two girls. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Okay you guys we're doing we're doing a scene from Caligula. Where yeah you guys are gonna make out with each other. Yeah. Well it's not make out it's kiss passionately. Right. And then more tongue I think you need more tongue Taylor. Yeah and I loved how he was. I'm gonna touch your breasts while you're doing this scene. Yeah yeah yeah it was really gross in that he he started going back to Columbia too for his literary degree.

Oh, he wanted to be one of the smarty pantsies. Yeah, no, and he was. I mean, he was brilliant. I mean, he adapted Child of God, Cormac McCarthy novella to... I think he played James Dean in a movie too. Maybe, but then he wrote this essay on blood meridian and wanted to adapt blood meridian. And it's like, OK, listen, I can recommend you.

Do you remember he did three months on General Hospital? No, no, no. Yeah, he was on a soap. Oh, wow. Yeah, he said he liked to try new things. Oh, yeah. Touching two actresses' breasts at the same time that we're students.

New things. well point point is The nerve that this show has touched is a little bit like his character in a hundred and twenty seven days severing nerves to really remove His body for I was wondering how you got around. Yeah, you know, I'm a zero Okay, uh, alright, so I'm a producer I'm gonna pretend to be a producer of love is blind this season Okay, all right, so I'm a producer I'm gonna pretend to be a producer of love is blind this season Okay, I go to the office I go. Okay, we got a terribly boring season so far, but I have an idea how to fix it Yeah, okay. Well, what are we gonna do boss? I'm all ears and then I go. Okay more Daniel and Taylor dates where No drama exists and there are at least At least no one more uninteresting than these

people on reality TV. And I'm, I mean, from its inception, there's never been people that are this uninteresting than Taylor and Daniel. So let's do more cuts to them doing nothing. How about that idea? More thoughts on this. The absurdity of a cliffhanger of Ben and Sarah. Yeah.

When I say this is the worst produced reality TV I've ever seen in my life, that is not an understatement. Yeah. Horrible television. A cliffhanger on Ben and Sarah. God, I hope he fucking says no. Or she does.

One of them will say no. You think so? Oh yeah. Are you kidding me? I bet they both do. Oh, by the way, you owe me money. I do owe you money. Yeah, you owe me $7.

I owe you $7 because we had a bet that I said Conclave was gonna win Best Picture, which I think it got shut out of everything No best adaptive screenplay. Okay But yeah, you owe me seven although I think you said that Emily Perez was gonna win. No, I didn't That's okay. I'm a man of my word. I owe you seven dollars and I will pay you promptly after this podcast. I'll not take your money. We have to take it. It's a bet. No, I refuse.

Well, it's like that episode of Seinfeld. The soup thing. You got to get your soup or something or dinner. I got to buy you lunch. You have to accept it. No, I don't have to accept it. Taking that bet was like taking money from, or taking candy from a baby. I mean, for somebody to say Conk Life was gonna win best figure, I mean, you gotta be kidding. Well, I didn't even see the movie. I just said because the Pope's gonna be dead next week that they probably vote for him.

He's pretty sick, huh? He's not doing well. Well, I like Pope Francis. Me too. Okay. More Virginia and Devin this episode, more Taylor and Daniel this episode, more Joey and Monica this episode. Well, they're the cast. That's true. And there's therein lies the problem with the show. So anyways, let's get into it. Patreon.com slash another

podcast network. Traders, traders, traders, traders. That's a well-produced show. It entertains. Dare I say that's your number one job is a reality TV show. Yes, you entertain and entertain. It does. Can I tell you traders is such a phenomenon. There are people going to bars, watching traders and cheering at the round table. Yeah. That is how spellbound that show has made America. That's the way it used to be for early bachelor seasons and The Apprentice. Yep. Yep.

Not this. So let's ice skate with Taylor and Daniel. Have you ever been on the ice? Yeah. You could die. Well, you could fall, especially if you're wearing heels dude if anybody 50 over It's like bunk beds ice skating for them. I mean you could break a hip and just you know Yeah, die from infection in the hospital. I think ice skating is very dangerous. I wouldn't do it

I'm extremely graceful on skates, but it's just, you know, cause I was an inline roller blader for a long time. You know, you triggered a thought. I want these people, like, cause I'm pretty judgy. To fall? No, I want them to live a happy life as couples, like make pancakes for each other and go ice fishing

or whatever the fuck they do up there. Yeah, I just don't want to watch it. Yeah. Yeah. No they can make you know, I don't know casseroles with cool whip or whatever the fuck Midwesterners Westerners do. They can put kind of thin chili on top of pasta. But we just don't want to watch it. I don't want anything to do with it. I don't know. I don't want their their lives impinged upon or infringed upon in any way, shape or form. But I definitely don't want to watch it. Right. Right? Right.

Taylor and Daniel, ice skating. Let's watch them skate around for five minutes. Okay. Watching paint dry is more compelling. Well, I was going to say, if we had a, you know, hard knocks, how they put those cameras in the front office rooms. Imagine if that was in

a hospice ward and we were just watching people slowly die, right? We don't want to get rid of hospice care. Hospice care is a beautiful thing, but we definitely don't want to watch it. We just don't want to watch it. We don't want to watch it. I think hospice care would probably be much more captivating than Love is blind. Had I known what was going to be before me, before the season started, and knew that it was going to be 14 hours of this, I'd rather just lay down in a recreational park and just stare at stems of grass. Oh, much better for you. Watch the sun come up, finish a full day and go, wow, I think they grew like a, I don't know,

a millimeter. Right. Because if you did that you would feel connected to the rhythms and the vibrations of this world you would let your brain pass time and recognize that you are on a Planet in a solar system spinning very quickly though. You can't feel it. You're protected by a Firmament of divine quality Wow and it would uplift you and it would it would feel really good. This is this feels like being in Hades having pineapple shoved up your shitter. So when I say I want to bring up hospice care again real quick getting back to my general thought. Yeah, I thought you died your general thought I thought I was too. The bachelorette party is

themed elderly people. We throw a bachelorette party in an empty mall themed geriatric. When, okay. Is it really that radical a thing to say these producers should be thrown in jail for two days? I want, is it real? No, genuinely, is it that crazy? Not jail because no one made us watch this show. That being said, I want their names out there. I want a list. I, and then I want to, I want to, well, I don't see, I think you're more radical because we're living in very, very tense times right now. You don't know who knows if one of these people gets mangy on it. Cause I think

people are that pissed off. I think people are that pissed off. This is just a reality. No, that's what I'm saying. And that's why I want to put them in a hard room for two days, feed them three meals a day, and it's just two days. This is what I want to be. Get in the comments, let me know. Because you know, I'm going to be a big movie producer someday. I want some guy to come in and do the face-to-face interview.

And then we go in, then we start looking through the resume. Jason, I haven't looked at the resume yet, but I got to tell you something. It's looking pretty good for you producing this book, let's see here. You did two seasons of American I don't know. Well, that's pretty cool. Okay, Carrie Underwood nice Season 8 of his blind Get the hell out of my office. Yeah, that's how it should work and you take a Golden Globe and you throw it out That's right. Yeah

You're like Arnon Milken. You know that guy? No, who's that? Well, he was a spy. He was an Israeli spy that came over here and became a movie producer. Big time movie producer. Oh really? Yeah. I think he's worth like a billion dollars. I'm not even kidding. What did he produce here? Oh my gosh, so much. But he was a spy. He was a spy first. And then he retired and then came over here. No, part of his espionage beat was being in the movie business. Is that right? Was he looking for those commies? I don't know. I think he was just trying to steer entertainment entertainment in a certain way. Fascinating story that guy. You know

Julie Juliette. I think we've talked about him before. Who's that French chef that had a television show in the 80s? Julia Child. Yeah she was a spy I heard. No. No? No. No I don't think so. He did Fight Club. Oh, get out of here. Yeah, he did heat. He did the Revident, the Revenant. Did he just die? Because they know they had a producer for the Revenant up in the

I always love watching the in memoriam and they had, they had that dude, a dude from Revenant. Speculation about Milken's involvement in arms dealing and intelligence activities was sparked after the indictment in 1985 and aerospace executive, okay, so maybe it wasn't, yeah, confidential, largely sympathetic, revealed how he even involved himself in espionage, big ticket arms dealing and obtaining sensitive.

OK, so he wasn't in. So he was a spy and then he left and then he got in the movies. That's OK. Yeah, I think so, too. So, do I think we're done with Love is Binding episode 12? Yeah, I think so, too. Getting the comments, let us know what you thought of the season. with love is blind Episode 12. Yeah, I think so too Let us know what you thought of the season and Yeah, we'll be back. I think maybe with the reality is we're not sure but I'm getting imagined, right? I

Will talk okay, so they sit for dinner. They actually pop a bottle of champagne, which is classy for this show Usually they have a fucking bottle of mead that they pour out of but these two are gonna be one of those gush over couples not by literally anybody except for Vanessa Lachey but then we get to the conservatory and Joey is still I mean Joey you got a nice body we got to get a white t-shirt on you but it's just it's really really gross Joey is not yet fully committed and this is where we start to get I mean as if anybody would could fucking give a shit But these two might actually not say yes to each other That's true, and I'm gonna sound like a complete asshole, but I want this to go down in flames in Tragic form and enjoy it. I want her to find out that he had sex with a golf a gopher in college

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would and then she dumped it. Yeah So we talk about love languages, we talk about a lot of things and this is a little bit like his OCD talk and it's a little bit like Devin in Virginia. He says I have a problem but yeah but but but we're doing better with it so it's not really an issue. Right, right, right. And then we move on and it really has no ripple, really no weight, no landing in any way shape or form. I do want to say this though, she did a little trick here which I'm not sure he picked up on. She kept talking about things that they should do together in the future.

Yeah. Trying to get him to talk about the future. Right, right. I mean, like the second he said, I can't wait to go to Europe with you. Yeah. That would mean that he plans on saying yes at the altar. Yeah. Good take, good take.

But he did not give that up, but they did have that lovely discussion about how they love the sound of music. Yeah. So let's get to Sarah and Ben. This is a fascinating conversation. Yeah. All right. So first off, they have dinner, Dylan. I did catch this. I know you're the- Nothing happened there. Well, I do. The bread they serve looked like it's been on the ground for a few hours I wouldn't eat that if I were them, but maybe they did Anyway, yeah, so um, they is this where they get into the well, you know Haute cuisine in the Midwest is a cheeseburger with cheese in the middle of it. So Had that we put it in the middle instead of putting it on tap

It's like holy shit Mikey, you know, it's like, what a beautiful place. Don't ever film me out. Don't film anything here. Unless it's- I was wrong. I had suggested this and Love is Blind producers took my idea. I said, let's go to a place that's far, far away from the thirsty Instagram audience. No, no, no, no. But I was thinking that we'd get better television by that I was wrong and I'm willing to admit what I now listen there can't there are pockets of this country that that would work right The bayou, I mean the deep bayou. There's no teeth. Let's do that there, right? Mm-hmm

Let's do Maybe the four corners people who are haunted by Navajo spirits, right? Also not a lot of teeth there. If we're going to do it away from the centers of good looking content, media, good looking people, let's have a Hills have eyes kind of vibe to it, but let's definitely not go to the Midwest Okay, I think the next place they got to do this is good old Hollywood just fucking Los Angeles, New York Yeah, why do we like summer house? Just a bunch of people from Manhattan who are narcissists and they're hot

We sit down we have a conversation about this service. Now, it was a service, I think, that was an archived recording of a service from the church that he goes to. It's a new church. Right. They got the tech. And it was about sexual identity. And evidently, the person who was delivering the sermon

equated being trans to being a fetty. And OK, I think I have this. Forgive me. We're bored to tears when we watch this show. I know we have a job to do, but you can understand. I think the g uh, the, the gist of the sermon was if a child came home and said, I'm a fat slop and I need to go on a diet,

a good parent would not go, no, no, no, no, no. You're perfect. The way you are. Right. That was the gist of it. That was the gist of it. And then equated that to if a child came home and said, I feel like I'm in a different body. And they said. She grafted that on there. Oh, she did? Yes.

Well, if the sermon was about sexual identity, I think they made the comparison as well. No, the sermon sounded like it was about when your children come home and they tell you something, how to not make them feel weird about it. I don't think they were talking about transgenderism. I believe she took that out of that. OK.

I could be wrong. Fine, Let us know in the comments. Well, this, okay, regardless, the idea she was making was that the kid, if he comes home, you should take them at their word and then help them through the process as opposed to saying, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. And if your child does come home and they're a little chubby and they go I want to go on a real strict diet you should I think you do as a parent say no you're beautiful right because I mean I mean listen I'm about to be a parent I mean I don't know it like if your kids 11 is

like it has a little chunk I mean what are you gonna do like put them on fucking it was epic like I don't think so. Listen, everybody parents parents differently. Everybody parents differently. Whatever you think of parenting and how you wanna handle this, we agree with you. Well, and consult, you know, consult sources of expertise before you're just going with your gut maybe.

You know what I can't stand about this, cause we never talk politics or where we are socially with any of things, and that's the way it should fucking be because we're here to make you laugh and entertain you we don't need to get bogged down to that stuff yeah talking about this show sets tripwires up but but but but but we're not gonna get into our opinions on things that's right you know we're sensible reasonable people mine is you golden rule and let other people live

their lives essentially we're just followers of Jesus. That's right. We're not, but I mean real followers, not any dogmatic stuff. I mean he died on the cross for all of our sins. Yep, 100 percent. And Moses wasn't bad either. So the service that he goes to, she's pressing him on all this stuff all of this All of this, you know fairly progressive stuff which is fine, but not for him Now the service that he goes to he says doesn't really get into that any of that stuff because They want everyone to feel comfortable and that doesn't seem to be assuaging the feelings that she has about their unsaid feelings about these issues because she wants to take him to pride. Now two

things about what what Sarah's doing here. One, he's gonna leave you at the altar if you keep pressing this hard. Because you're well, like we said about Devin and Brittany, you are well within your rights to want your partner to be ideologically aligned with you. But if they're not, you can't force the issue. Yeah, it can't be my way or the highway. Right. So she's fairly full-court press about this stuff. And I don't know how she doesn't see that this is not going to work. So this is something when you see the dynamic of the family,

I wonder how much of this is with respect to her older sister, who she clearly loves and like, cares what her opinion is. Right. I feel that Sarah puts a lot, just like Dave is concerned about his sister, Sarah, who actually has a real sibling that showed up on the show. I think she's really concerned about her because when we meet her mother, yeah, her mother says, I wish she went to church with me more. So clearly this is a situation where mom went to church and the kids kind of, you know, they charted their own course of how they feel about religion and social issues

and whatnot. Um, but I think Sarah is more concerned about what her sister thinks of her choice. But I think Sarah is more concerned about what her sister thinks of her choice. So she's hoping that she can convince this guy to be more aligned with her values. Not gonna happen. So let's get to the horse drawn carriage and a dinner with Virginia and Devin. They have an, I think the nice chef said this is a interactive dating cuisine experience. What's interactive about it? Eating the food.

Okay. Get me out of here. Very sweet gift, I gotta say. But once again, we have this equation that comes up with these two. Is there anything wrong? Pregnant pause, no, let's move on. So two days until the weddings,

we get to the bachelor party. Gabe is there, his chiron reads host. The bachelorette party is at the Mall of America, and like we said, the theme is hospice care. This is not OK. What we want in a bachelorette party is guys at the bachelorette party and girls at a strip club.

Too classy for this process, I guess. Get out of here. I want to see the girls at Magic Mike yeah My wife all of her they they they cannot say enough good things about Settle for a wine tasting at a wine place that has a bunch of good-looking guys. Yeah Throw some bait out there now listen Does it bother me that my wife can openly talk about how amazing Magic Mike was? But if I mention anything about going to a strip club, it's kind of a tough...

I don't have a goddamn hypocritical. You know, sure. But I know that that dynamic would make for good television. Imagine Lauren telling Dave how amazing Magic Mike was. Oh, come on. Yeah, I had a good time. Okay. You wouldn't believe the men. I mean, they were just so talented. We've talked about this.

How are they talented? This is pretty redundant of me, but I do think the producers this season may have taken, let's be real and show the journey over entertainment. I do think the producers this season may have taken, let's be real and show the journey over entertainment. They compromise being entertaining over trying to have this be a real process. We do a combine with the guys, a kick punt pass combine.

And when they're filming this, I'm wondering what's going on in their heads because Like if I was filming this I would go are we gonna show this to are we really gonna show this to people? We're gonna put this on TV Okay, I had an idea though this is by the way and even I got a feeling by black-eyed piece did not help my Sometimes you got a little music bed there. It didn't. Well, this is what I'm talking about with the jigsaw stuff. I mean, turn this moment into squid games, have one of them get killed brutally and it'll be, you know, I mean, at least sad for their family.

Let's keep this helm down in the gravity of reality. Okay, fine. We're not going to kill anybody, but as producers, you and I are producers here. Let me pitch you an idea. We're like low level. I just pitched you my idea. And I'm, I got one now that's down to earth. Okay. All right.

You remember that whole business about Ben and Sarah and that tech talker? Yeah. You know who we invite to meet Sarah as she's getting her makeup done on her wedding day to show up to clear up some unfinished business before she makes her final decision decision. We have that Tik TOK or walk in that room. I love that pitch. Patrick. I love that pitch. Well, you pass the, uh, skinny pop, you know, cause all these, uh, all these, the board skinny pop, um,

what made reality television and this is dead horse, but this one I've been talking about. But you love that idea. I love that idea. Thanks for passing the Skinny Pop. And also we have the glass bottles of Evian. Oh yeah, would you like some water? I would love some.

Oh yeah, I just had a great idea. I'm famished or whatever the word is. Yeah, yeah, you're famished. Famished for water. Now listen, what made reality television at the height of reality television so captivating is that the producers were ethically ambiguous, okay? They would do things that made them go to therapy after. Yeah, for all the evil that they did. Right! And America tuned and watched Captivated. Okay, reality

TV wouldn't have become reality TV if it wasn't good in the beginning. Oh, if what we're watching now was what came out in 2001. I'd be like, nah, I don't like this genre of TV. Right, it's boring. Maybe it will like get its own channel someday. It's like fishing shows. I, uh, one of my buddies is a pretty famous actor and I remember talking to him like 2005 and he was like, oh I can't wait till this reality stuff goes away and we're back to, because I'm losing some work man. Yeah. He thought reality TV was going away. No, it didn't go away. Unfortunately it just grew to a critical mass and then died.

It got worse. Yeah. OK, so Virginia and Devin. And I mentioned it. First season, we had almost an entire episode dedicated to the Bachelor and Bachelorette parties. Tank mechanic choked out Wine Hag. It was amazing.

This season, five minutes. And in those five minutes, the cast was split in a mall and a football field. The women rode roller coasters and the men threw footballs. It felt like almost like a, you know how you just get your thing that you need to film that day, but there's no goal at the end of the day

to capture anything. It's just a formality. We have to film the bachelor and bachelor parties. Great. What are we going to do that makes it interesting? They're going to dress up as old ladies. Fine. It'll be cute.

Great. So, we get to Virginia and Devin. They sit down with the prenup agreement He says I had my lawyers look over it pregnant pause. It looks fine Every single scene with these two boy. I wonder how long that I hope the attorney didn't charge a lot of money That thing was three pages because that's how short it can be when there aren't any actual Assets to divide up. Took a look at it. Basically, it's just if we get divorced, you get your debt, I get my debt. Because that's really what we're talking about. The lawyers are like, oh, what we really need to

concern ourselves with here is not so much the profitability. It's more the debt. Right. So Ben and Sarah, we get to their wedding. He is speaking in very assured language. And I thought that he was going to be the one to break up with her. I think she's going to call it off. Our values just don't align? Yeah, something like that.

But he says, I can't not imagine spending the rest of my life with her. And maybe he's dumb enough to speak this assured and then break up with her. And he's going dumb enough to speak this assured and then break up with her and he's gonna get crucified online for her. Whoa. That's an Amber alert. That's an Amber alert.

So her dad didn't show up, but her mom did. 81 year old missing since this morning. Oh boy. Jeez. I bet they're having fun. Well, could be worse for that person that could have to have watched Love is Blood. But they're having fun Well Or it could be worse for their person. I could have to have watched love is blood. Yeah, I Mean seriously, would you rather be 81 years old?

Having completely lost your mind and you are being led by a mountain lion up a fucking slope that you cannot come to me No, he's just kind of a spirit guy. Does he exist? Not sure. Would you rather be doing that or watching Love is Blind? I mean, audience, audience, get the comments on us though. I, uh, as long as it doesn't eat me, I don't want to be. He's not real Patrick. Oh, but in my mind he is.

Yes, but he seems very altruistic. There is no prey or predator dynamic at all. It's really just kind of a feline shepherd. Wow. Yeah. Taking me someplace. Well, taking you to your death because the slope is, well, it's littered with trees and rocks and you can't really walk. No I'm 81. Yeah. That's why he's dragging me. Yeah. So they'll find them. Anyways. I'm gonna go with the lion. Yeah yeah yeah that sounds like a beautiful way to end it. Sarah talks about church some more with her family and Ben has performance nerves. He says performance nerves. That's an interesting way to frame it.

He's very confident that he wants to be with her forever, but he doesn't think that he can walk away from her. Again, I'm not sure what's gonna happen here. And blow me up, Tom. I don't care. I don't care, dear. He shares with his guy friends and is a direct quote. He says, I think I can share anything with Sarah. I don't think you can, Ben. No, you can't share who you voted for, what you think about BLM, what you think about trans people, what you think about people who don't follow Jesus.

You can't share a lot. Okay, we have a, this is when like this experiment gets really, really sad. Her father, first her sister says that she feels like her little sister is trying to please people. Is this when she's talking to her lovely wife, Kelsey? She's talking to her lovely wife, Kelsey,

and then the family gets together. And there's this really heartbreaking weight to what her family is witnessing because they know their sister and their daughter and there's a get-out kind of vibe to it. And her sister sees that that Sarah is acting odd kind of manically in love and the heartbreaking thing was her father being so emotional about I mean everyone talks about it you see your kids grow up like that and it's beautiful but it's heartbreaking because you know there's that I think I told you about that Joan Didion book where she says that her

husband told that her daughter that he loves her more than one more day. It's just this heartbreaking thing that you just want more time with the person that you love. And her father sees that his daughter has grown up and she's getting married in this fucking circus freak, fucking exploitative bullshit environment. I can't even imagine how heartbreaking it would be.

You would, you would have feel like you may have failed as a father. Yeah. Yeah. It's really sad. Yeah. He, uh, he tells me I went too fast. That's my last note. And then I stopped watching or taking notes or something.

Get in the comments. Let us know what you think is gonna happen let us know your favorite things and also what oh I want to say this we're going to combine the final two episodes that being the reunion and the I'm sorry the finale and the reunion what do you think should we stick it behind a paywall so we can really let rip? No you think people are to go back there to hear that? They're probably. All right.

I am going to say the part where we talk about the weddings will be four minutes. Because. Maybe six. We're not going to get in depth on, I don't know, Joey's friend showing up and them cheersing with bourbon. We're just gonna fast-forward probably to yeses or noes and then we'll cut to... We'll cover the reunion. Yeah. That's it. And I want to say

thank you for listening. I know that it's been tough for you to listen to us complain about this show and and we haven't been very grateful that we get to do this but I want you to understand that we can't possibly in all of the multiverse versions of us covering this show we can't possibly be grateful now we'll come out the other side of this and we'll rejuvenate and we'll look forward to more bad TV and listen or recaps of below deck or traders for Christ's sake I know we're so happy. But yeah, love you guys for listening this season hope that you have gotten through it with some kind of shred of mental wellness. You

know, I think that, you know, this this has been tough on everybody. Till you know what I was just thinking? Maybe what we do, I think season two of Love is Blind on it was just you and I. Maybe we'll talk about this, I'm sorry, production meeting. Maybe we put all our past better seasons of Love is Blind on the free feed bad TV.

Maybe. I'm just throwing it out there. Yeah, the problem is if you wanna listen to them and let me know if if I'm just worried about the thing. Oh, you're concerned about things Oh, definitely. Yeah, absolutely Get in the comments. Let us know what you thought about the season We love you guys so much for supporting the show for listening to the show. Seriously. Love you so much for doing those things I'm Dylan saying goodbye Pat say goodbye. Later dudes. The world with silly love songs And what's wrong with that?