Another Below Deck Podcast - Garcelle Beauvais is Finished | The Real Housewives S14 Reunion Pt 3.

Episode Date: April 19, 2025

Dylan, Pat and Ruby are back to break down shoe string fries, love, reinvention, birdshot, koalas, Reba, being a lesbo and how that's lovely and more from Bravo's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.Patreon - Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcastKOALA - U.S.KOALA.com/BadTV 

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["I'm Still Working Badwood"] Hi, hello. Welcome to Bad TV. My name is Dylan. That is Patrick. Great to be here. What are you drinking? Good Sunday.

Sponsor of the show? No, I wish. It's a low calorie vodka soda thing. Yeah, because the other one was making me fat. How many calories does that one have? 85. 85? The ones I was drinking were 230 calories per can.

That's too many. Well, I was wondering why I look so fat on camera. Well, the gasps are from New York, Battery Park, straight across from Hudson Yards, it's Ruby Red. Hi, Dill. Hi, Pat. Hey, how are you? Hey, I'm good. Uh, phew, breath of fresh air, kind of, right? What do you mean? Well, it's over.

It's over. It's over. It's over. Good riddance. I have to say, the first two reunions were decent. Good, I'd say. This third one, unnecessary. Um, I'll give my bae-baes, I guess, later or whenever you called upon. But what do you think,

Rubes? Should he give his bae-baes now or should- I was going to say, hey, Pat, why don't you just dive in, right? We're here. Get your feet wet. And that's a really, really good take. Why don't you just get your feet wet? Okay, fine. But before you do, we have to get into public service announcements. Five stars kind words. We love the reviews that are coming in joining us patreon.com slash another podcast network happy hour this Wednesday five o'clock with the uncensored tier the uncensored tier only.

What's that cost 10 bucks? 12. Ouch. Well, good to hang out with us. We're pretty fun to hang out with. It's two Starbucks lattes. Okay? Yeah, it's not that it's not that much. I paid $12 for a burrito from El Puey Loco today. I said no beans. And you know what? This time they listened. I had a girly lunch. Just a little girly lunch. Cute lunch? It was the cutest little lunch. I mean one of the lightest burritos I've had and I gotta tell you. What was? What was more in it? Chicken, cabbage, cheese, salsa. What's with their obsession with cabbage? Well I love a cabbage. I love a

burrito. Oh yeah. Patrick, the brain likes a crunch in order to feel satiated. The American brain likes a crunch for sure. Yes, exactly. That's right. So if the fat brain likes the crunch and lettuce wilts and it's too expensive. So I think cabbage is a crunchier, cheaper. Cabbage has the backbone of, I don't know, the Irish, wherever it came from. I'm not really sure.

China? I'm not sure. I think it's Ireland. I'm not really sure China. I'm not Ireland it feels Irish. It's got a backbone right and it's good for the gut It's good for a burrito. Also the valley is coming You'll probably have already heard the valley when you're listening to this So stay tuned for that summer house patreon.com slash another podcast network and here we go, Patty babies. Okay Just overall did we do enough on cabbage? No. Let's do five more minutes. Well, I think five is too many, but I'm, would you not be sardonic right now? I'm wondering if we did enough on cabbage. Jesus. I have a question. So when you, Patrick, when you say cabbage, do you

think of the like white green or the purple? I think of a mixture, isn't it? You think of a mixture. You know what? You pulled that answer out of your ass and you don't even mean it. I just had El Pollo Loco yesterday. What'd you get? I got a burrito. Really? With beans? Yeah and whatever that yummy yummy green sauce they have. That's the cilantro cream sauce Mm-hmm. I Like it's a quality food for drive-thru. We've done it's it's among the best you can get for drive-thru And sure kookaroo is not here to mount any Dylan any cheese but You know while it sits alone isolated on top of its victorious mount, we will go to

El Pueblo. We have to move on, Ruby. I'm sorry. Yes. No, that's okay. But thank you for taking that moment to say that it was the greatest thing to ever happen to us and they took it from us too soon. Yeah.

And also, Gail King's in space. So yes, so pretty proud of herself. Yeah. You know, proud of herself. Yeah. You know, it's amazing. Maybe we'll talk about it at PMZ. You can also get that at Patreon. I heard Katy Perry's speech today. I thought we were done doing this kind of thing.

Like I thought celebrities had had it without all of us laughing at them. She said, when asked what space was like, she said it's really quiet. Uh huh. Yeah. Cause you're capsule you idiot. The COVID zoom imagine collapse and all that stuff. Like I thought we were done with that kind of stuff because everybody just ruthlessly mocks. Do you guys remember when Steve Harvey announced Miss Universe and said the wrong country entirely. Yeah. Yeah. That was less embarrassing than this. Oh my God. 100%.

It's crazy that people that are coming out. I mean, look, I don't have the balls to go up in that thing. You got to give them credit for that. You kidding me? No, I might do it. Depending on, if this is how I do it, if it was free or reasonably priced, I got to just go on and go up. I don't want to do any classes. I don't want to do any- Oh, I see. Any- Did they go to school? Like, does Katy Perry and- do they have to like take a course?

Yeah, for like a week they had to learn how to put the suit on or something. Yeah, no, I'm out. I'm out. That's ridiculous. You go to Europe, you don't have to take a class. Yeah, for like a week they had to learn how to put the suit on. Yeah, no, I'm out. I'm out. That's ridiculous. You go to Europe, you don't have to take a class. You just go. Really? All right, let's get to babies. Do I sound OK?

Yeah, you sound great. Maybe a little low. I don't know. I think it's a little low. Allie, I'm sorry. Ruby, does Dylan's volume sound OK to you? I'm going to turn it up a little bit. Dylan's volume sounds like it could be turned up.

But Pat, the reason I just laughed so hard was because I thought you were looking at the board and asking your, your small child to turn the volume up. I was going to say, Oh, do we do child labor now? But we don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's about time we hired her to be a producer. She's going to be part of the team eventually. Yeah. I think she could probably figure it out. Okay. This episode, this episode, our reunion part three was not good. It wasn't good because this is what we indulged in. 10 minutes of Kyle being asked if she's a lesbian. We all want to know, are you a lesbian? And her doing a lot of talking, but saying nothing. It was obnoxious. Do I have to do that? Yeah. Okay. Drove me nuts. I didn't need a rehash of Sutton's visit to

Augusta and then a family therapy session of unresolved issues. I don't need that. Yeah. Have we moved the needle at all on Reba? I mean no. No. Reba didn't come out for her fashion show because she missed the plane. Reba doesn't watch the show. Reba is a... She doesn't like her daughter. She's a real drag. I don't like her daughter. Oh, I don't like her.

We gotta say, Reba. Do you like her daughter or her less, Dylan? I like her less. I think she's a real mean bitch. I agree. I do too, but I think that she actually, she's like a stronger person than Sutton is. So I think I like more. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, she's a strong person, but so is fucking, you know, Adolf Hitler. Maybe I didn't know him. Gar Garcell. She really hated being here. I'm glad Andy had that flashback from earlier at the start of the reunion when she said, I can't wait for the cast photo. The thing that's crazy, and I know these are your baby's

second or third or fourth or seventh time I've interrupted, but we love Garcelle. You know, we stomach the oil fields and we had a can do attitude about the entire thing. But so we love Garcelle. The fact that she was laid to waste because people didn't defend her when she said that P.K. and DeRite staged the robbery I mean that's why we're leaving the show and we're crying and

not taking the cast photo what who on this day is is gonna stand up and jump in front of those bullets? Garcelle. I mean, let's come on. It was pretty ridiculous. I mean, I completely agree with Garcelle. Yeah. That being said, it's not something you can say out loud. That's something you say, and it was spoken about from other cast members.

That's something you can't lay down and die on that hill. No. So that definitely was one thing that irks Garcelle. But I also think, and I want to get Ruby's opinion on this, I also think she was just starting to get really sick of these women. And it just started turning. You could see the wheels turning in her head.

Every time they'd cut to her, she just seemed like she was. Her vibe was off. She doesn't want to be there. And I think she was like right then and then going like, I'm going to contractually finish this so I get the paycheck. Yeah. But I have to do something that says I'm fucking out of here. Yeah. And the stance was no cast photo. Yeah. Well, I'm I'm with her.

Can you can you imagine being around fucking? I mean, nine hours of this is just, it'd make me go insane. It's your job, Dylan. It's your fucking job. Yeah, that's a good point. Get over it, deal with it. Couple other notes.

Okay, so why can't you have, okay. Why can't Mo come on this program? Because I would tell Kyle, Kyle, we're thinking about not having you back next year. Yeah. Right? Twist the arm. Get Mo in the hot seat.

Why do we get to watch a reality TV show about a person that's not revealing anything about their lives? I know I sound like a broken record, but Kyle, if you're not going to be real. And she even said the reason I don't talk about this or because of my kids. Well then get the fuck off the show. Honestly, like love it, Respect it. Get off. Get out of here. Out of here.

I'm sorry. So your your kids are like all except for Portia. They're all adults and Portia is like going to be 18 in a week. So I don't know. Last note, I'm going to give it zero babies. If you want something really good to watch instead of this, there is a television television show on Max called Hollywood Demons. Kate Casey did episode four. It's all about the horrible housewives. They get into Jen Shaw. They get into Danielle Cristiano. What's her name?

Staub. Staub and what she was up to in the 80s. They get into NeNe Leakes. They get into Taylor. NeNe got taken down. Kate Casey does an amazing job. It's an hour and a half if you're a Real Housewives fan. It's worth it. Well, we love Kate. Go listen to Kate and watch that show.

Black Mirror sucks. OK, how many episodes have you watched? You said two last time we talked. I tried another one. And it's just like, I don't fucking give a shit. Yeah. That sucks. I don't fucking give a shit. Yeah. That sucks. I don't fucking give a shit.

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The film. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Apprentice was fantastic. Thank you to who? Sebastian Stan. Fantas- and, and, and let me tell ya, Jeremy Strong unbelievably I don't want to say annoying but he's a lot as a human being. What character does he play?

Roy Cohn. Fantastic. He was just fantastic. Great actor. Just a phenomenal actor. And he introduced me to Karl Lovkinausgard. So for that I'm forever grateful. Ruby, give your babies. And what'd you think about Garcelle? I had to spend a lot of time rewinding this episode because I would get up to get a drink or something like that. And I wouldn't understand why Garcelle had gotten so mad. Like I could not, I genuinely, until we saw after and she brought up the house, I had, I'm not kidding you,

no fucking clue why she could have even, it reminded me of like a 16 year old at a birthday party that's being thrown for them, getting annoyed at their mom and everyone's there watching it. And it's like, we're too old for this and this is really uncomfortable and like you're acting inappropriately.

That's what this was. This was inappropriate. This was weird. Was this not just like a petulant temper tantrum? To me, it was like, it was really odd. Like they kept cutting to her. It was like, if you're at I Don't know it's like a waiter that keeps bringing you ranch that you don't need just like over and over and over

It's like what is going on here? Keep in mind. She still is a star Technically what well, I mean she's still producing like she you know, she's known She's done a lot of acting roles and I think this being in her space as opposed to... Patrick Michael Shannon is a star okay I'm not sure if Garcella is a star. She sees herself in my opinion on another level than these other cast members so I think she feels slighted quite a bit by not being supported. I'm gonna turn down the air cuz I'm freezing. I'm freezing. Kiss the

ring bitch. That's what Garcelle says. Kidding. Thought it was fine. Oh did you give her babies? No. Everything else about the episode was mediocre at best. This could have been a really good two-parter. Yeah. It was a pretty bad third episode instead and I give it like 23 babies. Yeah, I thought it was the best episode of the season. 100 babies. Let's get into it. Sutton buys people evidently. Which, you know, given where she's here, she comes and how she talks. That's where she comes. Yeah. Here she comes. Well, in comes Kathy, who disagrees.

She thinks Sutton's actually cheap. The only woman that I could spend a considerable amount of time on this stage with, not that they would want to spend time with me, but it would be Kathy Hilton. Me and Kathy Hilton spending a day together in the San Fernando Valley, I mean, we'd go to Putt-Putt. We'd go to the batting cages, right? We'd do a little DDR and then we'd go see a movie. We'd probably eat at the Cheesecake Factory. I'd love to see what Cathy does at the Cheesecake Factory.

It'd be one of the best days of my fucking life. I bet she'd be a class act about it too. Like it'd start getting a little late and she'd say, Dylan, I need to go home now. Yeah, but I would say, well, refer to the agreement. I have you for another three and a half hours. And then she'd be like, don't you think that's a little long, right? Like we don't need to, you know, she, I actually think it would be a really, and I mean this sincerely great day. Oh yeah.

She needed to get home early to take off her face. Well, Dereed has a spokesperson. But before we get there. Well, I do want to say this. The whole point of Kathy chiming in there to say she's cheap, if you really break down the game film, was an attempt to help her. That's the funniest part. She's always trying to help people.

She tries to help Kyle later. Yeah, she's a little guardian angel who will come out of the woodwork and go, you know, I think you're a lesbian too. Mmm. All right, so we have the, did you call me angry? Here in my hand is a hundred and fifty thousand foot pole. I am dropping it. You don't want to touch this.

Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no, no. Are you kidding me? Well, we address Bo's being DeReed's spokesperson and Garcelle and Sutton felt that she was overstepping her bounds. I think we're referring to that July 4th thing and then Boz takes issue with being called angry. Now we see the game tape Boz was not angry. No. Boz was composed I believe but I do believe she was insinuating that Sutton might be a racist? Yeah. Okay. Oh, well, Garcelle rolls her eyes at that accusation.

Yeah. And then that 10-foot pole just keeps it rolling and we move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's longer than that. But to recall- Not about the, this has nothing to do with the pole has already left. Thank God. But what I did think was- I was picking the pole up. I was like, really, stop.

No, no, no. What I just did think was really funny was when they play the clip and then Garcelle, or, and then Boze just very, very calmly was like, no, no, no. What I just did think was really funny was when they play the clip and then Garcelle or and then Bose just very very calmly was like, but do not say that I yelled because I have not yelled No one in this room has heard me yell and it made me think of like her in a business setting actually yelling must be I hope we see it. I hope we see it too. Oh Robs, we'll see it Eventually as much as you try and maintain this, is it veneer of just being better and above everything?

This Andy will break you down. Oh yeah. To your core. Oh yeah. We'll get in there. We'll tool around and we'll see the insides and it's never pretty. Jesus Christ. I'm just saying we're all flawed.

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was long-bodied at a big, what are they called? Stamens? Stingers? No. You know the guts, the big gut part of their body? I don't know what that's called but the thorumax. Alright sorry. Dale, you were talking about bees? Yeah. So get this. One of our listeners, because I told the story about a bee that I accidentally killed. I was trying to keep a bee for a second.

Yeah, and then we did a bit about how he was committing fraud against the government, and his wife hated him because he was a bit of a loser. Right, and he came home. And his name was David. And he came home with one wing. And yeah. Anyway, a listener came in hot.

Her name was Shane Rayleigh. She said, Hey Pat, 99% of bees are female. Only drones are males and they don't leave the colony because they only exist to service the queen. You actually murdered a female bee. You son of a bitch. Yeah, I'm with Shane. Wait, wait.

So they're just all the bees that are flying around are females that aren't the queen. That's what Shane said. Yeah. And then the guys are back at the colony going down on the queen. Wait, oh my God. Bees. Wow. That's amazing. They're amazing. And we're killing all of them. I've heard that my entire life. No you haven't. That's wrong. So Dorit called Sutton a drunk and we get into this whole Sutton being a drunk business. I want to say this at this point I like Dorit this season. She's a little nasty and especially this third part. All right, so right now she's accused Sutton of buying friends yet does not provide an example or any evidence of it.

Then the reason that she calls Sutton a drunk is because Sutton five years ago during COVID during COVID went on and did an interview where she said I start drinking at 10 and and can I okay? Two things one to read having watched the season should know Have a little shred of emotional intelligence. Maybe this you know now you understand why she's defensive about it right drop it but to We know drunks Sutton is not a drunk. I mean

We know we know okay Sutton is not a drunk. I mean, we know we know. Okay, Sutton's not a drunk. She may be a little bit of a functioning alcoholic. That's right. But but I don't think she's I don't think she's ever fallen down. No, she's a she's always been rather composed. If she's we've gotten a little wild here and there. Sutton is is a drunk, then every single cast member from Real Housewives of New York, OG, are drunks. Oh my God, oh yeah.

Yeah, well they are though. A lot of them are. What I will say for Sutton is she probably rarely films sober and that is what Doree now uses as her, you know, one saving grace that she can throw in her face. Her Thor Max. Her Thor Max. So Duret would say that she would do a lot more

to brand her an alcoholic if she wanted to. Andy says, threat or promise. We play a couple of rounds of this fun game, threat or promise. And then we get to the comment that Sutton made about Duret's beautification. That if you pay for that much surgery, then obviously you would be hot. Dorit fires back. Why doesn't Sutton do it? Oh my gosh.

Ten. Holy shit. I think Dorit drank one too many Red Bulls before this segment though. Yeah. You're talking about vascular? Just really coming in hot. Yeah. Well, Sutton says that was nasty and Dureed says this is kind of the standard operating procedure moving forward.

I'm going to be nasty and that's not a threat. It's a promise. Um, we move on to Sutton tearing down women and this is when Garcelle really flips, um, out of nowhere, you know, extra ranch. She just says, I'm not answering any more questions. She'll go on to answer 17 more. Yeah, but, but yeah, Andy lightens the mood again, gets her talking. I feel like he gets her back engaged in the conversation and then yeah, it was a real surprise, I guess, when she didn't want to take that

cast photo. It was shocking. Yeah, definitely. It was definitely it was shock. Now, do we gloss over? We did this look back at Saint Lucia and does Sutton kick people when they're down and even till he can't muster a good defense for this one and then I believe it's Erica Jane that says Everyone that was horrible to me when my husband embezzled 50 million dollars has now apologized Except for you or you have apologized, but you didn't really mean it. And you enjoy humiliating people as opposed to the other cast members. Yeah, and Erica Jane, Erica Nene is correct about that.

And we talk about Sutton and Erica Nene. Sutton's like, I don't think you like me. And Erica Jane's like, why would you say that? And she's like, well, you said I tear down women, and you think I'm vile. And Erica's like, well, no, I do think that. But I still like you, sweetheart. That is the most Real Housewives. That is the ethos of this franchise.

Come on, baby. We're all the way into this together, baby. So Garcelle is very upset. Andy tries to go back to her, go, why are you so upset? And she goes, I don't even want to talk about it. Um, hey Gar, can't do that though, right? This is when Gar cells. This is, this is, and perhaps this is a little me, me speaking to me, if you know, you spot it, you got it type of thing. This is when you're enraged and people say what's wrong. And you say, it's fine. I think I'm fine. You can't do do that though on a reunion and that's actually What she did my wife is just the most amazing woman. I love her so much, but we're

We're sitting in the living room last night. I go hey, by the way, I'm gonna go see warfare with Joe and cam on Saturday And she just gets real quiet And I go what's wrong with that she goes nothing and I go okay yeah I go all right I go hey hun can we communicate properly right now and she goes no I love her I was just like okay so so so subtextually I can't go see a movie about guys getting their dicks blown off with my buds cuz I got to hang out with you so much.

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You have to skip it next year too, because it's my wedding. So just hedge your bets. Okay. Well, I'm going to skip it two years in a row. I haven't quite found the divinity in the ceremony yet. I can't wait. You're welcome Pat. For her wedding or for the Easter coming up? For her wedding. Oh yeah. She said I'm invited. Is he? Yes he is. You think that's a good idea? Well now that I told him yeah, kind of, I have to right? Locked in.

Look, if I don't make the cut, but I heard your mom talk, I think there's gonna be like 250 people. Yeah. Well, you might not make the cut. Come on now. Come on. Could you imagine the heartbreak? I mean, he would be so upset.

No, get ready for me. Look, I didn't get invited to a dinner once and I wouldn't shut up for six months. Oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah. Okay. Garcelle does say one thing. She does say one thing. Me and Nick did a double date, didn't invite Pat. I mean he was heartbroken.

He was heartbroken. I was hurt, deeply hurt. Hey Pat. I can tell you the restaurant you went to. That's how hard it was. Which restaurant? You went to, is it called Cha Cha?

We did go to cha cha. And I even, I know what you guys ate too. I was really upset about all of it. How did you know what we ate? Cause I asked you, Oh, what would you guys have? Cause I was trying to work my way around like, well, I guess I missed the, uh, the invitation in the mail. Huh?

Yeah. It was years ago though, right? Yeah. It was four. Okay. I'm Irish. I hold a grudge. You know what else I hold to grudge?

You need to listen to Mel Robbins. Pat needs a little bit of let them. That thing is still number one. Number one podcast in the world. No, it's not. Number one podcast. Yes. God, when we're spiritually, when we're in a spiritual drought, people get pretty fucking desperate. You know what I mean? Yeah, we do. Yeah. God damn.

Let them. Let them. I've actually been using that. I have been using that. It's good. Yeah. In what way? It's not number one podcast in the world good, but it's good.

Well, some things bother me in my community that I want to call my city council member. And lately I've just been like, you know what? Fuck it. Let them let let let the fucking city burn. Did you hear there's a policy where you can open your home to homeless people and they'll give you money. You get a tax credit. Mm hmm.

Isn't that crazy? Yes. Yeah. I was watching Tim Dillon special. He was talking about it. He was like California is just giving up. You let people in. Here's your son. He's 38. He was talking about it. He was like California's just given up you let people in Here's your son. He's 38. He has a fentanyl problem. Hug your son. Hug your boy. I

Mean what? What are we doing here? And here's eleven dollars for the yeah, right? Oh, wow eleven dollars All right Garcell says no one smiled at her. Oh yeah. Which was stupid. Yep. All right. I'm asking, no but Dylan I'm asking what is it like what I thought initially was that she was upset that every that she didn't get asked any questions and that it was everybody else's screen time and not hers. I agree with that. I don't think that had anything to do with it like what she just felt and I think she was a child. She's just going through something. Who knows? I'm telling you, I think she sees

herself as a star and she was just sitting on that couch. She did not have a storyline this season. The one time she got to chime in was attacked, attacked. And I think she just stood on it. Yeah. Well, and that outfit, I wasn't wild about it,

you know. Perez, you weren't. OK, sorry, I wasn't wild about it, you know? Perez, you weren't. Okay, sorry I called you Perez. He is a vile creature. I like how you said in an interview, all that stuff that I was saying about all those people, you know, the horror, like she's fat, she's a loser, she's a whore. I was playing your character. Oh, okay. Okay. You're talking about like, Jiminy Glick, that kind of thing? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Can I tell you, I watched, I

know we're kind of all over the place, but I watched, I want to say 91% of a Blake Lively, Justin Guarini. What's that guy's name? Not Guarini, Baldoni, but loved it. Justin Baldoni documentary the other night on Max. I put it on and Perez's featured all over the place. I watched so much of it and then all of a sudden I realized this doesn't matter and they're not going to reveal anything. So cut your losses, jump off the ship and swim ashore. It's fine here, there are coconuts.

Here's what's going to happen with that case. They're both going to quietly settle, save their careers. And we're all going to go, I need the answers. And they're not going to give you any. It's all going to be sealed. And they're going to, that's it. Because if this goes to trial, both sides lose. Yep, because if this goes to trial both sides lose I

Mean if this goes to trial Will have will have depth first heard again. That's exactly it'll be Incredible you'll have people outside the courthouse holding signs I gotta tell you that was one of the most distracting things in recent memory Like I would just have the the YouTube stream up. I couldn't work. It was just... I loved that. That moment was an unbelievably like fun moment in culture. Yeah. Just to be part of the submersible.

I was true. I was waking up every 30 to 45 minutes checking my phone and it was an, I couldn't help myself. I didn't sleep for the entire time that they were gone. I acted like it was my kid on that non Referring to that submarine that went to check out the Titanic. Yeah. Yeah, they exploded I felt like the Marine Corps or not the Marine Corps the Navy could have let us know that week that or that day that Well, we heard a song at Sonic boom. Yeah It's frustrating to to throw tax dollars at the

smithereens of... What is that a word? Smithereens? Of course. Yeah. Bits of junk. It's just bits, right? Of their dead bodies. Can I just bring this home?

Yeah. The tragedy of things like that, and if this Blake Lively thing were to go to trial, it would ruin her kids' lives. That would be so bad. I was on the subway today and I read an article about how Michelle Trachenberg's death cause was revealed. And I had this thought where I was like, Holy shit. Yeah, well it was. She did. But I was like, wow, I didn't forget that she died. But what a passing, just like, huh, I forgot that girl's fucking dead. That's what happens in the

world. Okay? So don't think that we'll care about you at all. Let it go and- No, I've said it so many times, Woodrow Wilson, we don't know who he is. So, but the Michelle Trachtenberg thing hit me hard. Really? Oh yeah, big time. Why have personal evidence that Blake Lively

is a horrible person? Ruby, did I ever tell you my girlfriend that I dumped, her name was Ashley? She was in the movie, Accepted. That was Blake Lively's like first or second movie. I never knew who Blake Lively was and Ashley used to tell me this girl is horrible to everybody on the set. Yeah. That was Blake Lively. Yeah. And that was 15 years ago. Well, alright, that is my fault, but we've covered it. Okay. And now we can get back to the show. So I

forgot that there's not a wife in sight there's no wife on this show except for Kathy Hilton. Oh, that's right and Andy Cohen says anybody dating anybody in heat now Eric and Ane says 24 7 baby But we would have liked to have seen that. Yeah. Well, DeRite says that she is open to dating and Bose says something really bad here. She says that she wants to read to date a pretty young thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's, that's, no, that's not right. Old. Old, but she's already had old. So I think she wants like in shape, something with a six pack. Yeah. Just to have some fun. Hot, thick rod of cock,

that's what you're talking about. Oh, that's not as vulgar as that, but. I think she needs an HRC from like a 36 year old man who's a young boy to her and she'll quote unquote date him for about nine months. He will meet Jagger on the second date and then she will break up with him and then she will get engaged in the next two years to a 53 year old oil something from a country that I am unfamiliar with. I think she goes back to her home country. I think it's a dude from Israel.

Right, Pat, you call that. I love that so much for her, but I think she's got to fuck around with some young or something random. Oh, 100%. You know what I agree with, Bo? She did not make a mistake. That is what we need for this show. Let's get to Erika Jayne.

She performed, oh no. I played Roxy Hardbaby. Oh, well yeah. Kyle removed wife from her bio. We'll get to Kyle. Yeah, Erica Jane performed in Chicago. Big moment for her. You know what I mean? I also reconciled with my son, baby. Yeah, she sees that kid all the time. I see him all the time. Once I reached my bottom, that's when I started returning phone calls, baby. That's when I reconnected with my son. By the way, he was just a witness on the trial for Raqqa Asaprapi.

Asaprapi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying here. Yeah, no, it's good. So Garcelle at this point is weeping. We're talking about Chuck E. Cheese and Garcelle at this point is weeping. Erica, it was really good to see her

sticking steadfast to the Tom is incompetent defense. You know what? She's gotta be careful what she says. I wish she'd just go, hey, I can't tell you shit. I'm still fucking liable. Listen, it is, perhaps Tom Grabaldi, what's his name? Giraldi. Tom Girardi.

Girardi, yeah. Tom Girardi. Girardi, yeah. Tom Girardi perhaps is, has cognizantly vanished. Just in time. But the coincidence of that, I mean the serendipity of that, you gotta say, there's a lot of smoke and there's a lot of fire, and all the people that burned in it

are why he's going to prison. What's the point of sending him to prison? Why can't we just chop his fucking head off or something? You know what I mean? Sitting in a cell for the victims is necessary. And I'm not saying do it without tact. I'm not saying we cleave it. I'm just saying-

Oh, I am. I'm saying cheapest way, no tax money spent. He stole it all. He doesn't deserve anything. I'm talking about like a guillotine or something like that. Too easy out. You think it's pretty scary though. When you lay that neck down, I'd be scared. And that's imagine if it was dull, Dylan. Yeah. All right. So they asked her if she believes that Tom is guilty.

And she says, it doesn't matter what I think, baby. It's the courts, baby. And I love Andy has an opportunity to push back here pretty hard. He doesn't, because I think you're right. I think Erica can get in a lot of trouble here. Here's what could be interesting about next season with her. Because if she delivers another one of these where she's renovating something or finding her, like, no.

It's going to be legal stuff again. Because she's got three active lawsuits together and they're just starting to ramp up. Better than a Phoenix Rising Renault of an outhouse. She thinks she's rising. They're ready to fucking light her up. Get ready. Yeah. Can you imagine the Phoenix rising and then getting hit with fucking birdshot and dragged off by a hound? Oh, wait, look, it's Erica. Wait, you guys. And the only thing they can do because you know, she's renting, although she did buy that nice car is they can start taking

part of her Beverly Hills money. That's really gonna piss her off. They're not paying me, baby. I don't know what you can take. All right, let's get to Reba. Andy Cohen deposed. Yeah, Andy's like, honey, you're not dragging me into this shit.

So let's get to Reba, real bitch. Sutton forgave her father. And we talk about the tour of that home where they painted over, where it happened. And you know, this is all really sad stuff. I mentioned it when we covered that episode, but I feel bad for the new homeowners. Yeah.

Cause like, Oh, I think they're, cause you know, the camera people, the producer like, Hey, we stand over here. You can watch this scene. Yeah. But they don't know. And they're like, Oh, I think they're, because you know, the camera people, the producer like, hey, stand over here. You can watch this scene. Yeah. But they don't know. And they're like, oh, I think she just said that's, that's where he was laying over there. Yeah.

Well, I mean, it's where the kids play. If Sutton, like Sutton walks into a room and just stares at one corner of one wall for a long time, you know, I mean, listen, I don't, I'm sorry to joke about it, but it's just sad stuff. I need to bring back up that Sutton literally said now twice, I blame my mom. My mom killed my dad. It's her fault. I might not disagree, but do you think that when you tugged on the toe and then left and didn't really do anything and then he shot himself in the head and then you came home, maybe it was a

collective family issue that we all ignored our father's aggressive issues and ailments that led to this. I don't think it's just Reba. I really don't. Well, I think it might just be Reba and this stuff's really sad. I don't even want to talk about it But he was dealing with clinical depression in an era where we really didn't discuss this stuff No, no, I cannot even imagine the trifle of dark in Sutton's family that is really tough stuff also tough dying of cancer Teddy Mellencamp. Jesus Christ Okay, my goodness gracious. I've been dying to ask Ruby about this. Ruby, what is with that video of Kyle and Teddy

walking down the sidewalk with that woman with the dog? Have you seen it? Yeah, I did see it. I genuinely do not know. I cannot make heads or tails of it. It looks like Kyle is completely in the wrong. I don't know why Kyle would ever think that it would be appropriate to engage with any type of person when she's with Teddy,

like on a walk outside the fucking hospital. So break down the game film Ruby. She, a woman is walking a dog. I believe she says, watch your dog or put your. Yeah, hold on. She made the, okay. Dylan and I also need to to preface this by saying people who have dogs. But I got it. I got it right here. I got it right here.

It's a dog walker. The woman, by the way. OK. So. She are you saying OK to me? Whoa. Oh, don't watching it. This is crazy. It's ridiculous. It's a dog walker. She's walking a bunch of dogs. Kyle gets in her face and says like, I don't even know

what she says, like leash your dogs or your dogs or something. Me and the lady is just like, no, I love that lady. She's ready to go. I was like a grizzly bear. Now the problem is, is Teddy's walking with her and she's very frail. So I think Ruby was pointing out that Kyle, by engaging in this, was putting Teddy in harm's way. That's right. Yeah. No, that grizz means business. She was about to throw an elbow and Kyle cannot take that. So anyways. So we move on to prayers to Teddy and Derea posted on Instagram. Right, right. And then after discussing, you know, that all that family trauma, Andy, thanks Sutton

for allowing Bravo to exploit her pain. Yeah. So let's get to sad Kyle. Oh, yeah. Sad Kyle. Yay. What a loss. Kathy wants to see them reconcile,

not because she likes Mo, she just hates change. Okay. Did I give a good answer? How was that? I think Kathy took a little something for the first time backstage before this segment. That's what this felt like to me. Andy was high or Kathy was high?

Kathy. Kathy. Is that good? Kyle's the exception to the way that divorce works. A fan wrote in I'm with Kyle fuck off. I'm not. I mean we agree with the fan but fuck off you know. The towel thing Andy brings it up says wow that was heartbreaking what a metaphor for how how ruinous your marriage is. He didn't need you anymore. Yeah. Um, Tilly asks, um, does Moe want to get back together?

LOL. That's funny. Jennifer, don't be cruel. Okay. He does not. Um, Kyle says the attention, the women, she says, hold on. Oh my god. Okay, this was the most interesting part of it.

You know, his company got really big and of course television show and there are women out there, there are snakes and they started throwing themselves at him. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it definitely wasn't his fault. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Um, so it definitely wasn't his fault.

Okay. When we get to the whole obtuse thing, it's like, what, what are we talking about? Kyle says we got married young women or snakes. Okay. He cheated on you. All right. We don't need to talk about it anymore because it's like trying to, you know, get blood out of a turnip. So let's stop. But, um, Kyle really is, uh, not a girl's girl, right? Have we talked about that before? Ruby is Kyle's a girl is Kyle, a girl's girl. No, but she thinks because she has sisters and a mom that she is and that's not how that works. So she obviously she's not a girl's girl and she also has a little bit of Stockholm syndrome with

Mauricio. I understand that she wants to protect him for her children and doesn't want to drag him into this. I can respect that, but women are women can be snakes. There are a lot of women out there that knew he was married and didn't give a shit. They thought that it was great that he was married, got high off of it. That is a snake and it's disgusting. But what's the expression? It takes two to dance the night away. It takes two to tangle.

Mauricio's a scumbag, okay? He's been a scumbag for a very long time. Even before the agency was popping off, he was having sex out of his marriage while he was working for the Hilton's and Kyle to your excuse that you admit allegedly, no, no, no. She cut back to her. Okay, she cut back every time I try to protect us from getting sued patches doubles down. He's a public figure. I could say

anything I want about him. Okay, No, that's not how that works. Kyle, get the fuck out of here. I'm not watching a season to watch women renovate their house. If I want that, I'll watch HGTV. We're here to watch your relationships implode and get every juicy little detail out of it. If you're not going to share that, get out of here.

Yeah, and that goes to the DeBros too. Come on. Terry's just got a condo in fucking Century City. I just like his face like looking weirder every season. Is PK dating? The question is asked. The answer, who cares? Good luck to her. She is gonna get smushed. But he probably is dating, you know what I mean? Sh-sh- frosh, please. Here's the thing though. I don't know who he could date because everybody that's like an influencer type of person that he would want to like, go to dinner with knows that he's

poor. All right. That's a good point. I guess you could dupe somebody in. I could see him hanging outside BravoCon. Like he doesn't have enough money to pay to go We get another bread place just one more Sorry, but for All right

Kyle's a lesbian. That's that's the end of our show No, it's not Kyle's a lesbian and her daughters Aren't bigots. They were supportive of her being not a lesbian, but possibly, and if she is, they love her. And taken up with a subpar country artist. They are very supportive of that. Well. Well. Yeah. Ruby, what's your favorite Morgan song?

I watched that music video the other day, just like to remind myself of how gaslit we all were. Yeah. So that song is so bad. I didn't think that, I don't know what I thought Morgan's music was. I didn't think it was that. I don't have a favorite song. I hope that her and Kyle, honestly, become big old lesbians. Yeah. I hope that her and Kyle honestly become big old lesbians and they lez out all over the place confidently and they're happy and if that's what they want to do I hope they do it. I do. Yeah. Do you want to know something crazy that I learned today that Jeff Bezos and the woman with the big big tits that he's dating now I forgot her name

uh Lauren Sanchez Lauren Sanchez thank you um they were part of like a couples group like he hung out with her and she hung out with him all the time when they were both married I worked for him I used to be at her house Patrick Witzel yeah. Yeah, he's the president of CAA. He got his call to fame when he teamed up with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck and they did Good Will Haunting together. Well, that'll be a dream. Kyle is a good looking guy too. He's worth a hundred million bucks. She left him for ...

She's typing on a typewriter in this music video. With her old hands that she hates. Well, they're adorned in red velvet gloves. Kyle is smitten by her in this music video. I mean she can't catch her breath Crazy. She's got a new song going here Kind of It's called East Coast. You probably have it easier to play on your phone. No, it's okay. We don't need to listen to it I want to hear what she's been working on. Yeah. Okay. Well, um Garcecell's out. Okay. We wrapped the reunion and Garcell leaves and I'm professional. God said that is so

unprofessional and it is, but it's funny that when Garcell leaves to go back to her when Garcell leaves to go back to her home bungalow, the women all really beat the absolute dog shit out of her. Okay, it's funny. They all bond together like they weren't didn't have any issues with each other. Yeah, Kyle says she didn't like getting called out for any little thing. Hey, Kyle shut up. Please don't say that because that you need to not say that

you know it comes down to we we got to stop doing this where Crystal got kicked off the show for this you can't say things and then say this is how I feel and then have that be a justification for your behavior or your vile opinions that are wrong. That's not, we gotta have a better work around than that. But listen, it's been a fun season. It was okay. Well, I had fun with you guys. Well, I had fun with you guys, yeah.

Same. And until next one, at the end of this every season, we... What's her name? Morgan what? Wade. At the end of every season, we like to, you know, just... Do a cast photo? No, no, no, we like to just express our gratitude to you guys and gals and just say that we

can't believe that people listen to this. It's such a joy, I'm sure that. No, no, I. Yeah, and it means the world to us. Without you guys. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Okay. All right. She sucks.

Listen, you're in, but you, I don't think she sucks. You're not a fan of the music, but listen, if you're a fan of the show, five stars, kind words, join us at patreon.com slash another podcast network for summer house. The Valley is here. It is here. It is here it is Not so much queer more kind of Lends into some of the most dysfunctional people on reality television. So that's fun

Follow ruby a papaya dog girl on tiktok and on x.com and um We'll see you next season. I'm d saying goodbye Pat say goodbye later dude, Robie. Bye bye And every hill I could walk on a stone, I could walk on a glass I'm walking all over this land I could walk on a fire, I could walk on air I'm walking all over this land