Another Below Deck Podcast - Is Kyle Evil? | Below Deck Med S7 E6
Episode Date: August 16, 2022Dylan and Nick break down the intricacies of Maltan cuisine, how Kyle might be gay Sauron, how people in toxic relationships are insufferable, the power of Big Irv and even more of Bravo’s Below Dec...k.The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Support our sponsors:Magic MindVisit https://MagicMind.co and use promo code “Jason” for 20% off.Rothy'sGet $20 off your first purchase at https://rothys.com/BELOWDECKAthletic GreensVisit https://athleticgreens.com/BELOWDECK for FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchaseBetterhelpOur listeners get 10% off their first month at https://Betterhelp.com/BelowDeckDameBELOWDECK to take 15% off your first order at https://dameproducts.comFollow our audio versions of Another Below Deck PodcastApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/another-below-deck-podcast/id1216741721Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1rmalsUw5vtXAXWo6RwsRx?si=8hzGWOciRJ6A9UKUpDV8CA&dl_branch=1Check out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.comWe also cover Bachelor Nation very week on Another Bachelor Podcasthttps://bit.ly/AnotherBachelorPodcast_YouTube
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Dave does not know what Maltese food is.
Guess what, Dave?
Neither do they.
No one does.
They just put that down because that's where they're going to be.
Just throw some shit out there.
Make sure there's za'atar on it or something like that.
Make it different and they'll be none the wiser. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck Podcast.
My name is Dylan. I am not saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis, though he is here.
Ahoy, mateys!
Pat is in... what's the...
I'm coming home.
What's that yucky place called?
Lemonster.
Lemonster. He's in Lemonster, Massachusetts. He will be back next week? Or is he there for...
I think he moved back.
Yeah. So we're going to talk to Pat, see when he comes back.
But right now we have more pressing things at hand.
We have to cover episode whatever of Below Deck Mediterranean.
What an episode it was.
But before we get into thoughts and pots,
do we have any public service announcements?
As you guys know, Below Deck Down Under is concurrently airing on Bravo,
and so is our coverage.
But honestly, that's a bad PSA and a waste of airspace,
because how could they miss it?
It's in the same feed.
Dylan, do you have any other PSAs?
Well, you know, just piggybacking off that PSA,
if you want to get ahead of yourself, if you want the season spoilies,
go to Patreon.
If you want to hear us cover Housewives, go to Patreon.
If you want to hear PMZ, where we talk about, gosh,
it was a doozy last one.
We talked about The Rock's Instagram video where he said that he had had In-N-Out for the first time and was combining his tequilas.
He's just one of the worst human beings on planet Earth.
And I say that comedically, but he's one of the most annoying people on planet Earth.
So Patreon.com, lots of really, really good stuff there.
And if you do want to just try to live just a little bit like the rock go
pick up an in-and-out burger get uh terramano terramano and go blanco blanco half half reprisado
yeah and you have to get two and you have to say i've lived in los angeles for 30 years this is the
first time i've had in and out i've picked up in and out for other people but this is the first
time i've had it and then call yourself a burger connoisseur i'm getting hot right now and we have to talk about below deck but my god is that man
annoying so thoughts pots what'd you think of the episode you know what helped i think for the time
being with the heat uh it made me think of it because you said you're hot but you were a different
type of hot but you're also actually hot temperature wise yeah uh i got i have these things that we
don't use at uh the other studio they're uh little ear
pieces and i for the for the heat for the cans i think that that would be you know a little bit of
a help um and just in case we're leaving this in pat's garage the place that we record is a black
site operation in the summer months uh you could bring any kind of terrorist here and put them in this room
and get some really good fucking information out of them so it's kind of a marvel that we're able
to record even half funny things in this room it's absolutely unbelievable i'm pretty miserable but i
don't think i would ever talk so um i will just kickots and Knots and also give my thoughts.
And I want to say, meh.
Yeah.
Yeah, meh.
And it saddens me because this is our first meh episode of the season.
Everything's been great, but a lot of montages of people helping out.
We're going back to Cookie Cutter, you know, of C-Rat strip tees. It's fun and
all that stuff. But we've got that tedium and then we've got Kyle down, you know, and Kyle down
is never good. We need Kyle on the field. And then we've got Natasha pulling a Magda,
but it's almost worse in a sense. It's just yucky stuff. So I'm going to give it a meh 50 puns.
I understand your opinion that it wasn't of the quality quite of what we've seen so far.
Yes.
But we've discussed it.
There's a template to below deck seasons and there's ebbs and flows.
Would you say there are waves?
Is that what ebbs and flows are?
They're waves?
But yes, there are waves. There's another great analogy for it. Yeah, yeah yeah and this i was just trying to keep it nautical baby yeah yeah ebbs and flows is oh is that nautical too oh yeah yeah
my bad yeah the the tide ebbs and flows yeah uh but i think that this is a ebb or a flow whichever
the down one is right and yeah but i think there's some important stuff
that we're seeing that's laying groundwork for what's going to go on in the season i'm starting
to get the sense that production doesn't like natasha even though dave obviously did an
indefensible thing they seem to really like him they even put out on their instagram a little
dave cooking uh video when you say indefensible thing, you mean being like soft and overbearingly creepy,
like that kind of thing?
Yeah.
Oh, what am I?
Buried the lead.
No, he called her a slut.
Oh, that.
Yeah, that's totally the indefensible thing.
I kind of threw that in with the creepiness.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, in the court of public opinion, and I guess in our minds and our hearts too, the
slut is worse, but it was a lot of overbearing creepiness so it kind of caught our eye there's
a lot of stuff there so everybody agrees that was a right but i think at the end of the day
production actually does like dave they they bolstered him a little bit by putting out a
cooking video i actually commented and then was like maybe that's not a good idea and then deleted
from the another below deck Deck Instagram on that video.
What did you call him, a slut?
No, I said, when does the recipe call for you texting your co-worker a slut?
Oh, okay.
But then I go, JK looks delicious.
Okay, yeah.
I still deleted it.
I wish you would have left that up because that's a great comment.
It was pretty good, but it was also two days after it was posted.
I was like, no good could come of this.
Yes, right. Except them blocking us. It's not going to get seen by a lot of people the point
is 72 knots 72 knots so um the evening starts off on a bit of an awkward note cabin switches
it's like it's like the stuff getting put out on the lawn but it's in close sea rec quarters so
it's just a little bit more intimate and uh there's more friction and it's yuckier.
This is the problem when we don't have Pat.
I maybe lost you for like a half second
just to thought this way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I snapped back.
You saw me when I reconnected,
but I was past what you said.
Well, here's the other thing.
Pat's probably, what's that shitty place called?
Lemonster.
I mean, he's probably seen numerous people
throw shit out on the lawn in Lemonster.
I've never actually seen that.
I've only seen it on the pictures.
So he probably could have added
a little bit of sad, sad color there too.
Can I also say,
and we'll have to get explanation when he's back,
maybe his mom lives in Lemonster now,
but he's definitely said he's from Lunaberg.
Yep, definitely said from Lunaberg.
Actually, I spoke to Jimmy Dell and Mama Hickey now but he's definitely said he's from lunaberg yep definitely said from lunaberg actually i spoke
to jimmy dell and mama hickey the other day very briefly why me and pat were were talking about
other stuff and he put them on the phone um they seem like lovely people is jimmy in the corolla
fantasy football league this year? Well,
you know,
we may cover that at a later date,
but Nick has been kicked out,
forces way back in and then on his own terms left the league.
So Nick is out of the fantasy football league.
If you need,
if you're looking for a league hit,
email me.
Okay.
The rest of the league after that exchange we should discuss that uh yeah we'll discuss it on another podcast yeah yeah oh psa free show where we talk about random stuff go
there so um the ladies are coming on the primaries and oh my gosh what am i doing i almost did it
again is that what yeah before we move on we have a very
important uh meeting to get to it's a meeting called the pre-referenciate meeting primary christina rosetto uh from redwood city City, California. Christina is a real estate agent in the Bay Area looking to celebrate a 50th birthday party with her cousin Dina.
World of China.
She and her guests are ready to trade in parenting and work responsibilities for a few indulgent days in the Mediterranean.
Christina's sister will be joining along with their cousin Michelle, an esthetician.
Tough word. Also joining are Christina's close friends Brenda, an executive coach,
Kimberly, a retiree with passion for travel, Rachel, a realtor,
and Gina, who enjoys her late night snacks
and expects the crew to be one step ahead of her snacking needs.
Oh, that's not going to happen.
I'm picturing that Chris Farley character when he's a woman in SNL.
He's like, lay off me, I'm starving.
Yeah, yeah, at the mall.
Keep this woman snacked up.
Yeah, and it's a weird thing,
and it's probably not that monstrous,
but Below Deck does not do snacks.
They do not do late night offerings,
and it's something that I would be
pretty fucking pissed off about
if they were trying to slam me with booze and send the chef down at 8 30 at night or nine whatever well after
he's done with dinner um what else about these uh these studio 54 cokeheads christina is extremely
well traveled and lived in london six years her group is expecting amazing food and cocktails
however they have completely different tastes and dietary restrictions that will need
to be accommodated. While they consider themselves
picky eaters, they are hoping to experience
locally sourced food from the region
that they may not have access to
at home. These ladies have a high threshold
for adventure and are aiming to get as much
time with water toys as possible. Christina
and Dina are requesting a dual birthday celebration
for their 50th and prefer
their cake to be delivered by a shirtless deckhand.
What a scary request and expectation that that could be fulfilled.
I mean, you could get a stripper to expect the crew.
Yep.
They've seen the show.
They know they can pull this off.
They're fans.
For the final night, the group would like to have a decadent 80s inspired night by throwing
a Studio 54 party with no shortage of disco balls and glitter decor.
That concludes the preference sheet.
Wow.
Yeah, that was the thing that stuck out to me.
I bet they were upset that they could not bring, you know, the fun stuff aboard this vessel.
Did you say one of them was retired?
Yes.
They all looked fairly young.
I mean, early retirement It's an early retirement.
50, rich husband.
That's retirement age for some.
But, or established on her own, even.
Maybe she is just a very industrious entrepreneur
that just made it big because of her gumption and brains,
and now she's just taking it easy.
Yeah, I said that as an option.
Yeah.
Speaking of charter guests, though,
remember the best case of white privilege
that we experienced, the first charter guest,
that young guy?
Yep.
DM the show account, another Below Deck podcast, underscore.
Yeah.
And he was like, friend sent me sent me this show funny shit
let's get in that fucking helicopter all right so dave and tosh are off to a great start
demonstrating their professionalism uh they speak in a daria like cadence about uh vanilla sponge
cake and sandy has just blown away she's just so proud of them. Meeting adjourned. The old text machine is fired up.
That's what Pat calls it, I think.
WhatsApp is what it actually is.
Tasha, a.k.a. Ursula in human form, fires off a little text to the guy whose fucking heart she ripped out and shit on.
I am just not a fan of this human being right now.
I am just not a fan of this human being right now.
Just far and away, if we're doing a tier system or we're ranking the cast, rock bottom.
Reagan got fired, and I have Reagan strongly, firmly ahead of Natasha.
And I'm going to don the TFC here, but I don't think for a second this was her first text to Jabroni.
You think she was texting Jabroni while she was with Dave?
Yes, I absolutely think.
I don't think that's, that's not even TFC.
I mean, that's, you know, knowing Ursula in human form,
that's had to have been going on.
Jabroni was getting hit up. I call it TFC under the guidelines that it is different
than what the show is trying to show us.
Sure, sure, sure.
Let's Bravo get into our heads with any type of radiation.
So Kyle tries to burn Natalia with an iron.
Very cute, but taking the second, third stew thing a little bit too far, I think.
Luckily, she is spared by the benevolent one and hops into
bed for a little footy and to mishear storm say that he has a big day uh awkwardness continues
dave is moving into the same room with indiana jay who he got into a drunken fight with a few
days ago i uh all i can say is what a television show.
What a show.
And then they showed Indiana Jay being a little bit more sympathetic in his OTF.
Super, I would say.
In the end of this episode, I mean, he really turns the page.
I really just believe they're massaging this the whole way.
They like Indiana Jason.
They showed some of his funny sarcastic quips
about not caring last week,
but still thought he might have come across a little
cold-hearted, so then wanted to show him some
empathy here. Yo, you're saying they pointed a
gun at him and said, like, be
like this? No, I think they just chose to
show a different side of him. I actually
don't think it was forced. Nah, I think it's
the former.
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All right, let's get to the guests arriving. Really crazy twist to start the day off.
Tosh and Natalia are planning the day out, and tosh says the welcome drink will be a glass of
champagne which is weird because usually it's uh you know kind of like a papa smurf shot to welcome
high-paying guests aboard it actually reinstilled a lot of confidence uh that was a horrible decision
you would think but i think they were playing on what they had with the guests they had idiot young
people right and now they have a 50 year olds and they're
like,
let's bring them champagne.
Yeah.
That first group,
I don't think met the criteria for the pop smurf shop.
They were pretty pissed off about it,
but you know,
it doesn't matter.
Uh,
we brace ourselves for the arrival of,
um,
the great twerker Courtney herself and Kyle and Natalia are at it again.
Cute as all fucking shit. You know, Kyle tells Natalia that he it again cute as all fucking shit you know Kyle
tells Natalia that he's going to try to sabotage her relationship with Storm um because there is a
new woman coming aboard they're really lovely but I'm starting to get scared that Kyle uh means
every fucking word he's saying and uh he's gonna lay waste to every relationship aboard this vessel
and ultimately he will rise and say,
I'm the captain now.
He's kind of like a gay Sauron.
I'm scared.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
I've definitely came to the same conclusion.
These are not, this is not banter.
These are veiled threats.
These are what I have in my back pocket if you cross me.
Any one of these could become real at any time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's once you see that,
it's actually, it takes on a very horrifying quality the only
thing that can combat this man's evil is a toothache a toothache the smallest things
take on the biggest forces so courtney arrives um dare i say she is welcomed home uh she's going to
continue teaching sandy how to shake that fucking ass and she is making the switch from interior
to deck this is one of my sticking points with the show um not a lot of fanfare bringing courtney
back i know they were with or stuck at the dock but she didn't have a ton to do tonight she was
just kind of like a you know oh here she is like you said it was part of being stuck on the dock, but I did think it added the wrench that started to splinter
what was already a very tight interior unit.
And it'll be interesting to see how this plays out the rest of the season, too.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You can hear the wood beginning to bend and crack.
She meets the gang.
We find out that Courtney went down to Cape Town to see Z,
and is their relationship
progressing possibly these sea rats are not very good at hiding this kind of shit they ask z if he
still has feelings for her and he just starts laughing like he's in the shining or something
i don't know it was very but i actually am still confused whether or not they hooked up
they had they had to have right but then how are they just like not just gonna not on this boat or they are i don't know i hate not knowing sea rats tell us
your secrets so um courtney meets the rest of the crew and then we hear a pretty spooky tale about
storm he was surfing in sri lanka uh and this is one of the rare, I hesitate to say fun, sea rat histories.
Just because of how he died for two minutes.
But this was a little bit more exciting than, you know, my parents split up.
And ever since then, I've been a fighter.
So he was surfing in Sri Lanka.
Been there, done that, bro.
And he felt his chest seizing up.
Now, when dealing with sea rats you
would automatically default to panic attack right uh life catching up finally jumping up and grabbing
you by the ankle more hangover too hangover anxiety yeah while you're on the on the board
100 yeah life catches up with you but no this was actually a fib dead for two minutes thank god i
was telling the truth no i do thought he was telling the truth.
No, I do think he's telling the truth.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought you said it was a fib.
No, no.
Okay.
I've already made this joke at this program.
There's something with sea rats.
They all have atrib fibulation or whatever.
And yeah, I did that with Captain Lee.
And you fell.
We walked right into it.
Well, evidently, Sri Lanka has great health care because they saved his life.
And I'm sorry if that's a microaggression.
I just am scared to have my chest cut open in any other country but the United States of America.
They call him Storm.
I call him Lazarus.
Yeah, exactly.
And just forgive me for my ignorance and, you know, enjoy the rest of the show.
Sandy looks over her Dell and sees that the C's don't want home on them at all.
And that means these guests are going to be paying $60,000 a day to sit at a dock.
We've talked about it before.
If this is even a possibility of happening i am going to do something else
yeah i don't know why people do this vacation and it's not like this isn't a three percent
occurrence this is probably about a fifth of the time i don't know i don't know the weather and the
med but right uh it's gonna happen yeah it's gonna happen especially if you're in like the caribbean
or or you're the anyways so the guests hop on
board they are given champagne because they're adults and then they go on a little tour and kyle
is i mean he's he's a white dwarf and i mean that in the celestial way i mean he's just
he's such a bright star he slays these people um they're talking about how they're all related cousins sisters and he
says tosh did you tell them that we're sisters too and everyone is just dying it just it it
amps up the dopamine amongst the entire you know vacation and he's a joy he has great timing but i
will say like this is just an example like with these like tense situation they're all excited anxiousness
being on their vacation he's just throwing out words these aren't like tight punchlines oh oh
we're sisters too right right just just hoots but it's the confidence and the delivery and the timing
and he's gonna get a laugh every time yeah he's gonna get a laugh every time we're not at a comedy
club we're on home yeah so um sandy gives
bedside manor another shot um something that she's been pretty fucking bad at for um most of the
season yeah maybe it's like it's more of like an 80 chance of happening because i feel like she's
had to have a conversation letting down every set of guests that have come on this ship. So she's got plenty of practice, and she makes strides this time.
She lets them down smooth and then offers solutions to the issue at hand
that might have been in an upcoming chapter of a Tony Robbins book
that she just had not got to yet.
But good idea, let them down soft and then say, you know,
we can do stuff off the boat because
lately it's just been shoulder shrugging and you know half-assed apologies it's a bummer for these
guests they handled it well yeah i don't think i would do the same i probably burn it down and
leave see that's great that's fucking great burn the entire fucking boat down what a difficult task that would be
and if you were to accomplish it you would have to evade dare i say beat down so many human beings
that would try to prevent you from doing it and if i did so hard and if i did it first of all i'd
have to have i think a deep knowledge of the engineering room
100 cause some type of explosion to to catch the whole thing on fire and then i mean if i did
escape it would be like uh the born identity you know how they're going through cobblestone it's
like that that european siren you would get on a motocross bike and you would drive upstairs it
would be a very very tough thing to pull off is what we're saying so thank god that didn't happen to me uh we you see what we did we really wrung that rag
dry there so um where are we now the guests make the crew unpack their suitcases not a fan of that
uh then it is day of time c-red historyet history time. Tuned out, something about gratitude,
but he's doing a good job just getting to work.
We've talked about the unpacking.
We're not a fan.
I think it's just now they're squeezing value
because they can't leave the dock, so unpack my shit.
I think it's a little bit more fair in this respect.
Yep.
I think it's a great point.
Yeah, yeah.
And I don't know why.
Maybe this is my latent misogyny baked into my heart that I don't even recognize, but why do I think it's worse than point. Yeah, yeah. And I don't know why, maybe this is my latent misogyny
baked into my heart
that I don't even recognize,
but why do I think it's worse
than when a guy does it?
It's like,
it's so fucked up to me
when a guy does that.
And that's so weird
that that could be construed
as misogyny.
Yeah, I know, I know.
But I see the...
It's a DMZ in my brain.
Yeah, yeah.
It's very dangerous.
I agree.
Unpack your own shit. I wouldn't even want someone unpacking my yeah no definitely not um all right so they would find my drugs and
i get kicked off the boat and have to burn it down again again so court helps jason helps a lot
of sympathy for dave uh like we talked about did not see that coming. Then we get to Kyle taking some drink orders. They ask if they're able to make a dirty martini.
What?
If they said we do not have the fixings for a dirty martini,
I might burn the ship down.
Ramos Gin Fizz, I get.
That's a little bit different.
But dirty martinis, my God.
They were just being polite.
I think they were just ge polite i i think they were
just gearing up kyle they knew that was gonna have some back and forth you're not ordering a
dirty martini around kyle and not getting some quips you want it filthy huh if you want me smack
around you want me spitting that martinis well no i just no just olive juice please um and a little
vermouth dave does not know what maltese food is uh guess what dave
neither do they no one does they just put that down because that's where they're gonna be just
throw some shit out there make sure there's a tar on it or something like that make it different and
they'll be none the wiser uh but lunch is a local fish majeure, I think. But while lunch is going on,
Tosh gets a very urgent text message. Now, this pisses Kyle off, and I root for his anger to be
directed at Tosh. You know, take her down, Sauron. You shouldn't be preoccupied with what you feel is behind you or beneath you if she is third stew
in your head be friendly have the buddy cop love that we want you to have
kyle you need to move up natasha is the target acquired take her down that makes so much sense
and i'm sure uh the gears are turning uh this is the first
he's like she's missing well that goes in the book and then yeah sandy's like oh yeah great
service i'm not sure where natasha was the whole time but it went well it went well i just love
them uh love the dinner but you know it's really weird to tosh was gone for like 45 minutes i can't
commit to any accidents anymore we didn't yeah now I, cause yours are better and then you don't commit.
Yeah.
But, but it's also, it's, it's, it's tough putt cause he's South African and he has a
gay affect.
So that's a difficult one.
And shame on us.
How he bristic of us, if that's a word to think that we could have pulled that off.
But this does make him upset.
Um, and I am, you know, completely understand understand it lunch is not that big of a deal
if it was dinner i'd be a little bit more pissed off but the big thing is that she is the head of
the department and she is boy crazy on the job now i've all i've said this a couple times you
say that i sound like a dad when i say this but i don't like boy crazy because i don't think that boys deserve boy crazy and especially
not on the fucking job okay it's just nuts they're just trying to get in your pants natasha yeah
i know a wolf when i see one so um you'll just be another notch on the old belt love yourself
natasha so chris maybe he could take you out when he comes to Dylan's door and shakes his hand
goddamn right I'll tell you what somebody pulls up and fucking hawks and expects my daughter to
go out and they're gonna film a fucking tiktok while she walks through the door it's not gonna
I don't want to have children on my shotgun getting in shotgun all right so Chris heads over
uh the tour of Malta. What a guy.
Drops the golf carts off for a historical tour of the city.
And these carts trigger memories of one of the greatest games on planet Earth,
the masochistic invention of the Scots, that being golf.
Z speaks romantically of the muscle memory required to play the game,
a war I know all too well.
Shot eight over on the front nine last weekend smoked a blunt on hole 10 18 over back nine weed's too romantic a drug for
that kind of field of battle it's just it doesn't work and also blunts hit different have you ever
because i've heard a lot of people who love smoking weed and you're locking in and yeah
engulfing and they they're they're insistent that it helps them.
Yeah.
I believe I would be the same way and not want to golf.
Dare I say, different strokes for different folks.
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dameproducts.com, below deck, 50% off. Sexy time. Let's move on to Tosh crying to the guy that she cheated on she calls her ex
and begins sobbing about how she does not deserve him and this makes me want to throw up lining like
people like this I'm not angry about the cheating I'm I'm they annoy me because of the black hole of melodrama it's like
listen you cheated fucking take care of it you know this is a mammalian thing be with somebody
if you cheat on them and it's over fine but please don't leave work and please don't make
this show about you crying and being this serial love addict and Ursula in human form.
It's just you're just awful to watch.
And yeah, it's going on episode six and it doesn't seem to be slowing down.
No, it is a constant.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's just not.
All right.
So you think I was too hard on her
no i is she a sympathetic character to people you think i think it's it's pretty split and it goes
back to like everybody knows dave acted a fool right so like he's got a legion of people that
are just anti him which makes them support natasha but a lot of people are picking up what you're
laying down yeah they're not liking it's it's it seems to be a pattern with her if it wasn't these two guys it seems
like it might be two other guys well yeah and it's toxic relationships in general they're both
fucking annoying it's like go fucking figure your shit out sea rats go skiing dave uh all right so
and um i mean just like with alcohol it's really not a problem in your life
until it starts affecting your,
well, relationships is implied with love,
but until it starts affecting your work
and she seems to be a love addict.
And it's the same thing with heroin.
It's not a big deal, guys.
If you're able to go to work, take care of your kids,
just not off every once in a while.
If you're good on brown and you're happy on Brown, then be on Brown.
We just want to be clear that we know that's basically 0% of people who do it.
Who knows?
So we get back to more of this fucking shit.
She loves him and he makes her laugh and he parties too she
describes their house as just a constant party house my god does this have unhealthy written
all over it um yeah what a what a cornerstone of a relationship a shared love of partying with
other people around this euphoria is what has instilled them as being in love
yeah they get all drunk party with people and dance and then fuck after it sounds amazing yeah
sounds amazing and then nurse their hangovers by watching uh house hunters or whatever um took it
too far so um there's sea rats they're not watching house Hunters. Good point. Or maybe they do. No, it's too sad a show.
It's an unattainable thing.
Had a DM on the show account.
A lot of activity.
Someone said...
Thanks for supporting us, sea rats.
Yeah, someone said...
No, no, no.
DM, they're following us too.
A lot of the sea rats from the show are following us.
This is just a normie?
A listener, a landlubber.
Excuse me, a fan.
A
landlubber.
They said, settle a bet with a friend.
Is it Sea Rat one word or
Sea Rat two?
And
I said, I believe
we had two words for Sea Rat
in a title somewhere, so that will
be the canon. I have always written it as two words for sira in a title somewhere so that will be the canon i have always
written it as two words yeah since its inception so um it's definitely two words but you know have
fun with it i mean it's a it's a really fun term so just on any circumstances do not hyphenate
oh my god no i hate how autocorrect makes you hyphenate things. I can't bear to see the red line,
and I don't hit right-click ignore,
so I just give in to Grammarly,
and it's 30-1-year-old.
It's yucky.
I do hit right-click ignore,
but on Notes app,
I do not know how to fucking make the red line go.
Thanks, Apple.
So Kyle, even at this point is like
can you please leave me alone with your relationship shit my head hurts and i'm trying
to sleep and i am in beautiful satin pajamas i feel too vulnerable for this moment right now
is i think the quote uh i i guess i feel for him when he's trying to get rest but i'm also
really really
unsympathetic to missing work for a toothache toothache it's not it's not debilitating the
point where you can't physically do it sure and it's not contagious to your co-workers to possibly
put them down sure so get out there brett farve said uh his dad big irv uh he said if you get hurt
you crawl off that field all right you don't hold up the game if you, you crawl off that field You don't hold up the game
If you can't crawl off that field, you holler, I'll come get you
You do not stay in that field
You do not stay in that bunk, Kyle
Yeah, well Irv sounds like a bit of a lunatic, huh?
He was his coach, he was a hard ass
But he taught Brett a lot of the, he was very close with him
And he inspired Brett to throw 399 yards and four touchdowns in Oakland
Right after he died
Right after he died
He also taught him the fit of a good wrangler, huh? 399 yards and four touchdowns in Oakland right after he died. Right after he died.
He also taught him the fit of a good wrangler, huh?
Fit of a good wrangler.
How to send a dick pic.
I don't think.
And how to be a champion, too. And how to be a champion.
Thank you, Big Irv.
So Tosh pulls a really shitty.
You want to talk about leadership?
You want to talk about leaders like Brett Nerv?
Tosh, not cut from that same cloth
um pulls a really shitty but also kind of practical move she takes her second stew
natalia off service when they're a man down and puts courtney on service because she says
that courtney doesn't know the boat.
In my head, it made sense.
Courtney's done service before.
There are nooks and crannies that you know that she doesn't know.
But this is terrible man management.
Or should I say woman management?
It's just you have to weigh the practicality of decisions and the hurt that it's going to inflict on people.
It is part of the leadership.
It's part of the leadership.
Sir Alex Ferguson had to balance a locker room of Cristiano Ronaldo and Paul Scholes,
two completely different temperaments,
and you have to be able to deal with the people that you're leading.
And I think Tosh failed here.
And that's what we're dealing with when we talk about Natalia and Kyle.
It's the Cristiano Ronaldo and the other guy of below.
Paul Scholes.
Paul Scholes.
Yeah, one of the great.
I actually.
He's the oldest of all time.
Really could use you right now.
Wish you weren't so old.
Fuck.
I also agree that I'm a little bit conflicted because it does seem like the standard kind
of move is that like deckhands often help bring out food and there's going to be
an interior person doing cabins right is someone leading service it's usually two stoos ultimately
i blame kyle for not sucking up you know he could have had nerve damage underneath that cap
which is a doozy but still i i might be with you and big irv and honestly really the
deciding factor uh considering kyle is down but like who do you put courtney courtney or uh
natalia natalia's got the dress on already again that's all i think we've presented our
our case well natalia is guilty of bad leadership yes so let's get to dinner it's casino royale themed day i say dare i say a vegas
evening uh but done not in a trash way uh with um microaggression brownies and chicken tenders
uh first up is sous vide lobster with uh gnocchi elegant and clean it's shellfish serbs uh served
with a little bit of substance on the side uh take note pizza rat that's how you do it you don't just slam
fucking shellfish down on the table okay fucking lazy bitch another dm in our show the show account
yeah see uh pizza rat yeah uh said when we talking oh so excited yeah i was like tonight
but uh but he hasn't responded but responded, but we'll figure that out.
I'm so excited to talk to him.
And, you know, maybe it's like with every sea rat that we talk to.
I don't think it will be.
I don't think it will be either.
I was lying in my throat there.
I could feel it.
And which you meant that we go in pretty abrasive
and usually soften up to them because they're regular people.
Right, they're just regular people.
But I think what we're dealing with in the case of Ryan is a damaged sociopath.
I think he's also a regular person, but he's a regular person who's from Philadelphia.
Right.
Yep.
So the lobster and the gnocchi is a lovely dish, but it seems to be the only one.
There's asparagus that accompanies this.
But then we really just get to what is a lovely
but also sloppily avant-garde cake.
It just is not enough to constitute a luxury dinner,
and for that reason, I'm going to give it 55 pots.
Just was not impressed with this at all.
But he's heartbroken.
I give extra points any time I struggle to pronounce whatever is being served.
Yeah.
And I think he even fucked it up too.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, that's plus seven pots for me.
Okay.
So how many pots do you give him?
72?
Yeah. Probably? Probably. And actually, I don't rate them because I leave it to you because I don't know anything about food. How many pots do you give them? 72?
Yeah.
Probably?
And actually, I don't rate them because I leave it to you because I don't know anything about food.
As example that I judge it based off how hard it is to pronounce.
Well, you know about food.
You just know about your food.
Yeah, yeah.
Wet food. Yeah, I am really nailing down some of the more fast, casual salads around Silver Lake.
Yeah.
Oh, the Habit one.
The Habit Cob.
Mm.
Okay.
Double protein.
Yeah, Cob.
The Spitz.
Spitz does a good one.
Lamb's, double lamb salad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Cob is kind of like, hmm. You called it the white trash of salads i was gonna say trailer park yeah yeah the white trash
yeah that's stuck with me it's so appropriate but it's also so nutritious uh so super nutritious so
um when you have this kind of fanfare that we're about to see next back hair and abs and stuff like that you do not need to blow
them away with food stripping again i guess it's a trademark of the below deck franchise um any
thoughts on the sexy time just that i mean at least z said it like no one really wants to eat
a strip on them he doesn't have a good body it's very tough to acquire what is a
good you know objectively good body um and and you know those really are the only types of torsos you
want flexing on you but yeah dave good body dave has an insane body and it's it's not like
it's i don't know like he's not in the gym obviously like 24 7 no it's beautiful toning it's well
proportioned beautiful thin toning he's using his core to shred and that's what's giving him
those abs yeah it's it's really unbelievable stuff um so uh next day but before we get there
there's a really fun little easter egg from production did you see this natasha's contact in her text chiron
changes from the guy that she cheated on to boyfriend they've changed it from ex-boyfriend
to boyfriend signifying growth in incredible no don't yeah i have to say i didn't see that
wow that's why you have to watch the show twice
yeah so uh i did i mean i just couldn't be happier for them yeah couldn't be happier for them uh
next day that um what an intro courtney is having um while she may not have been a big
you know storyline uh this episode she is really baptism by fire here uh she gets thrown
into a sequined dress asked to serve the guests and now she is part of a shipwreck um storm is
calling out meters the walkie-talkie is not working for some reason and sandy hits her second pizza of the
season and her entire career who's the real pizza rat to ryan yeah so that's it for us shopping
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