Another Below Deck Podcast - Jamie's a B**** | Below Deck Down Under S1 E13

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is B...lind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Nick, Pat and Dylan (who was very grumpy this episode, apologies) are back to break down Magda's texts to her boyfriend, whether Paulina is even real, Jamie's aggression towards women because of his closeted homosexuality, Ryan's Craig Toomy like delusions and creepy creepy smiles and much more Below Deck Down Under. Nick, Pat and Dylan (who was very grumpy this episode, apologies) are back to break down Magda's texts to her boyfriend, whether Paulina is even real, Jamie's aggression towards women because of his closeted homosexuality, Ryan's Craig Toomy like delusions and creepy creepy smiles and much more Below Deck Down Under. Follow our audio versions of Another Below Deck PodcastApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/another-below-deck-podcast/id1216741721 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1rmalsUw5vtXAXWo6RwsRx?si=8hzGWOciRJ6A9UKUpDV8CA&dl_branch=1 Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2, Love is Blind, and much, much more!https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetworkCheck out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.comWe also cover Bachelor Nation very week on Another Bachelor Podcasthttps://bit.ly/AnotherBachelorPodcast_YouTubeThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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Starting point is 00:01:00 See what's I for details. You're a minute of snorkel footage. The best part of the episode. So back to the boat and Ryan is punching holes out of wheat bread for the high tea. details. Exhausted I Exhausted Welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below deck. Dan, on to podcast, the Patreon exclusive, whatever we call this show, it's below deck down under. I'm Dylan Saddle up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Oh, hey, matey.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Pat producer of the podcast is over there behind my glasses. Permission to come aboard. Permission granted. So what? That question. Yeah. Why, did you clean stuff up with that? Why is that on your knee, my polo?
Starting point is 00:02:11 Because I feel like it would be distracting to the audience that I fell down on a sidewalk today and now I have band-aids on my knee. And I don't want anybody talking to me. It is kind of unsightly. But you did just get blood on my uniform and I will get in trouble with the captain for not being no I want to wear it. Well, you should put on we're doing the show now you you're neat
Starting point is 00:02:29 I think it's cool that you have bad ass injuries give me give me the shirt You guys won't wear yours. I'm not gonna let you not wear mine no No, yeah, that's right and also I've been talking to the actual company that support I'm not gonna let you not wear mine. That doesn't make it. That's not what you meant Yes, it is. No, I'm not gonna let you not oh These damn third shows all right, so I'm glad that this is our third show because we've been drinking more gumbosule, which is delicious juicy French wine. And we've done that because this episode drove me to drink. And you know, when we record all, you know, I have a Miller, if I'm really thirsty, I'll dip into, you know,
Starting point is 00:03:27 that fucking shit you guys drink, just to kind of wet the tongue a little bit. But tonight's episode made me want to kill myself. It was so bad. And I don't mean to make light of mental health. What? I just want to say- I disagree. Yeah, I think we both seem to be agree What? I just want to say, I disagree.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Yeah, I think we both seem to be the agree. And I just want to say, this isn't going to be another one of those negative shows where we universally hate the episode. No, how could it be? Dylan is on an island. Yeah. And he's struggling and thinks he's autistic.
Starting point is 00:03:58 He's not everybody to tell Dylan he's not autistic. And even quit joking about it. It's disgusting. I'm not joking about it. I'm going to go see a psychiatrist soon. We'll figure it out at the very least. I'll get some good meds. It'll make me skinny.
Starting point is 00:04:11 So this episode is... You're jumping in your thoughts and nots. Yes, something that I want to subject. They're already pan. What do you got? We got a live show coming up. We need to move some tickets. Can I use our MOST dedicated?
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Starting point is 00:05:27 I'm gonna see this, I kind of just about this. But it took me three hours to watch the show because I had to step away from what I, I'm rendering zero pots. I mean, the worst casting in the history of this show, the worst people, nothing interesting, only bad, only yucky, magdisk irons, jameys, lack of fucking backbone, rions, crag to me of the langa lyrs and sane smiling, I mean just nothing good about this episode, zero pots, I'm drinking, we're gonna have a great time
Starting point is 00:06:07 because as much as I hated doing this part of my job, I love this part of my job. Getting in here with you guys and chewing a little fat about it. Dylan, you deserve this. Nick and I have both had derelictions of duty in the past multiple times. I have too many to count.
Starting point is 00:06:22 2000, we've never not watched an entire episode and had to have it explain to me Nessie, okay, let's pause let's not angry at all. Let's put it don't do preference sheets It was a hilarious joke by me. I don't know not hilarious I had an energy signature that was very nasty and also unmoaranted No, I took it that way. Yeah, no, no, because it's not just me. How could it only be just me when I'm so objectively nasty? This isn't about me and how nasty Nick is. Right, right. Can I use an example of why sometimes you take it harsh
Starting point is 00:06:53 and it'll be fruitless, but go ahead. I had the idea a couple of weeks ago that we should offer ad free episodes of below deck down under at our $10 tier. Great idea. We do for you $5 people. We all kind of talked about it. Lovely PSA.
Starting point is 00:07:09 We all kind of talked about we agreed on it. This was Monday on Saturday after we mentioned it down air at the end of the episode. I talked about it before episode and then talked about the end of the episode. Then a couple of people in our social media who are like, that's a great idea. We love that.
Starting point is 00:07:23 We get this text from Pat, which like, I honestly just thought it was funny. There was just no acknowledgement that we had talked about in this video. He goes, what do you guys think about offering ad free episodes at the $10 tier? And I replied, I thought hilariously, I love that idea I came up with.
Starting point is 00:07:42 All right. Why men incorporating it like soon? Right. Fair enough. There's one thing about what would stop us other than you having to take on the onus of more work. Hey. Hey.
Starting point is 00:07:56 So me putting it out there was, yeah, let's do this. What do you guys think? Cool. I didn't even, are we? Are we writing right now? Well, but hang on. Let me finish. No, no, no, no, no. I'm bringing home. I didn't even Are we writing right now? Well, but hang on. Let me finish.
Starting point is 00:08:06 I'm bringing home. I'm bringing home. I really did think that's how you meant it. Like I didn't think you could bring it up now. Because of the correlation too. So then I said my hilarious thing and Dylan responded, what a toxic response. Right.
Starting point is 00:08:21 And then none of us talk to each other for two days. Well, not because we are mad at each other just because we don't Dex there was nothing to say and then I saw but then I saw can you give him a time out and finishing it well time I show I would be finished if I was not interrupted then I saw Pat on Monday He I go sorry I didn't mean like that I was just like kidding and he goes I didn't take it like that at all doing did Well, that was Pat kind of a swaging a little bit and he was being dishonest. Now, here, I want to be done with this, but I think this episode deserves us fighting a little bit over this. And we're not fighting.
Starting point is 00:08:52 That's what happens when you hate your work. Right. So I love this episode and you guys. And we love all of each other. We love you very much. But let's examine the word that you used maybe three or four times throughout the defense of your toxicity. Hilarious, right?
Starting point is 00:09:09 You've used the word hilarious over and over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Right. Super funny. So were it to be super funny or truly hilarious? Would you need to kind of back pedal on so much of this. And really, really it's not. Here's a great idea.
Starting point is 00:09:29 But I'm not finished. Brittany calling him. Okay, big as I am for it. Hilarious, he doesn't think it is, sorry. Hey, this is what happens when a season of the house is hang on, hang on, let's do this. So, Pat says, hey, let's do $10 ads and then Nick, you know, hilarious banner.
Starting point is 00:09:46 I love that. I came up with rights. The words. I love that idea that I came up with. I mean, how can you read that as anything other than hilarious? I love that idea. I came up with all of out, which shows like I'm in a jovial mood Right, you know, this is why I don't like texting listen on a ps I just don't like texting great cross-order come across well, and let me tie some you know our real housewives of Beverly Hills That got a lot of engagement. Mm-hmm. I think this episode on patreon is gonna get a lot of engagement too So well done to all of us all right you guys have to deliver pots and knots. Oh right. Well you did yours.
Starting point is 00:10:27 All right, hold on, hold on. Let's get to some PSA. Sorry, we've been fighting for how long we've been going, Dylan. We haven't talked about that. Nine minutes. Great. Great.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I can see you. Do you have your weed pen? Probably sitting out. I don't know how it gets under my butt crack every time. So we're doing a live show with K Casey We want a bunch of you guys to come out and support us We're gonna probably get up on stage do like 20 or 30 minutes a panel. We'll hang out with you You know what if I'm feeling good that night. I might even buy all you guys drinks
Starting point is 00:10:57 Come out by tickets to the show. It's July 13th. It's at the Irvine improv go to improv.com Kate Casey real life with KK C improv.com hit the drop down select Irvine get the KK C show July 13th and we'll hang out with you and we'll yeah there are a couple different packages I honestly don't think you need to get a VIP package to hang out with us if you guys are there for us we will make sure that we hang out the bar and each and every one of you so yeah we cannot we cannot, we're very, very excited about this. Ad money's coming in, we're getting on stage in front of people, it is a dream come true,
Starting point is 00:11:31 but with that being said, I fucking hate my job after watching it. Just this episode, I thought that way about last five seasons of the Bachelor. All right, I wanna get into my thoughts and not see my Nikki. Not at all. Okay, Dylan, I disagree with you.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait future guests on APS. You know, fighting like we do is actually good for the relationship. That's what I told you when I heard that you and Shuri hadn't fought in three years, I was very concerning. You need to burp your fault. Because I wasn't considering it fighting because we have disagreements, but it doesn't get ugly.
Starting point is 00:12:14 And we'll now, they'll end their relationships better than ever. Yes, it is better than ever. You know, when we fight, we're fighting for the relationship. You know what I mean? Yeah. All right, let me get to my thoughts.
Starting point is 00:12:24 All right, Dylan, completely disagree with you. This episode, while it was the first half, was a little boring, little boring. And I'm going to make him comparison. And it's at the outset, it's not similar, but it is, just follow my train of thought. The movie Jaws, there's a fucking shark swimming around the ocean. It's eaten fucking shark swimming around the ocean.
Starting point is 00:12:45 It's eaten half the town's kids. You hate jaws. You like to hate jaws, okay? He's swimming around, he's killing a bunch of people, and then finally, the last 20 minutes of the movie, three guys go out on a boat. One of them throws a fucking scuba diving tank in the shark's mouth. And then he fucking fires a gun and it explodes and you got fucking shark flesh floating up in the air and falling down. That was what Captain Hot Jason did tonight. We've been waiting for people to get their comeuppance. Magna on her fucking phone day and night with that bitch, Paulina trying to interlope on her fucking relationship with whatever is needed.
Starting point is 00:13:30 But I don't think Paulina did anything. I think that Magna's quite literally an insane person possibly skits a friend. You're making my point. I wanted that scuba tank in her fucking mouth. Hot Captain Jason did that. And Magna's mouth does kind of look like a fossil of an old C-dinosaur. She Captain Jason did that. And then, And then, this mouth does kind of look like a fossil.
Starting point is 00:13:47 She is on an attractive person. Yeah, I know. She looks like Dushka. Then, the tail end of the episode, very much like Jaws. It's the last five minutes when that fucking flesh is in the fucking New England South Bay air, fallen down, pieces of the fucking, I think I saw a tooth fall down, right?
Starting point is 00:14:07 We go down those steps to tail into this episode and Pizza pizza scumbag whatever his name is he's about to be fired. Yeah Pay off is there 90 knots 90 knots 90 knots I mean she still has not said thank you. I mean it's unbelievable and I sent the text that you get it She says I mean I I Hope Shirley's not a patreon member, you know, I mean we're gonna want Shirley to know I hope she does I hope she listens
Starting point is 00:14:43 literally the antithesis of your entire ethos of the intro to APS. What a bunch of consonants I had there. Thoughts, thoughts? Loved it. Thought it was... Do you think it was Jaws at all? Oh, so Jaws! We finally saw the monster.
Starting point is 00:15:04 That's why those movies used to keep you on the hook, no pun intended. And I also wanted to say there were a million things that ideas that I had. I was like, oh, I want to mention that. Yeah. And I forgot them. That's how bad. That's how bad my, I'm not divergent to, I have ADD. I thought and forgot a lot of stuff. So one thing I thought of and I remembered is that you talked about both of you how Non-attracted to Magda we are it wasn't I mean she's she's pretty but I mean no, it's it's I'm at the same age you need to look like a demigod if you're gonna accuse everybody of hating you for how beautiful you are You need to look like a demigod if you're gonna accuse everybody of hating you for how beautiful you are.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Even then it's kind of gross. In the beginning of the season, I called her Hot Amelia Bedelia. In the middle of the season. Circle K's new free Inner Circle membership program is all about making it easy to reward you with the things you'll love. Sign up and save 25 cents per gallon on your first five fill-ups. Plus, get every sixth free on a tasty selection of Circle K products. We're talking piping hot pizza, fresh coffee, ice-cold fountain drinks, and more. Join Inter Circle for free by downloading the Circle K app today! Terms and conditions apply at participating locations visit CircleK.com for details.
Starting point is 00:16:23 I called her Amelia Bedelia. She is now a less attractive Amelia Bedelia. She looks like Sid from Ice Age. She looks like a horse. Sid from Ice Age is just such an easy burn to anybody, probably. But yeah, she does. And hey, what's going on guys? We'll get into it. Loved everything about this. I hear from start to finish. Oh, it also like to put my early vote in for episode title, Jamie's a bitch. Okay. Hey, how many minutes are we in before getting to the show? 17 15 world
Starting point is 00:16:59 record. I mean, it's really unbelievable. So this episode was taxing, like I said. Not to mention, this episode was 55 minutes long. Usually it comes in at about 43, 44, 55 minutes long. So last we left off, we had a serious to be continued. And the Peacock audience was left, a gas searching for answers Scratching the walls saying things like if I can't wait a week to find out what happens to Benny But sure enough we do find out that the decision that hot captain made was to make Benny think that he was firing him and then like a fucked up
Starting point is 00:17:40 sex-addicted cat With a little mouse who killed his parents sex-addicted cat with a little mouse who killed his parents. Reel him back in with a hilarious, just kidding kind of thing. That's what what hot captain Jason was toiling over. How do I pretend like I'm gonna fire this kid and just completely fucking punk him? So he calls Jamie up to the crow's desk and we see a concerning couple of chyrons.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Magda is texting with her fellow head of cabbage. And it's at this moment I thought, uh oh. Uh oh. You know, you guys are gonna have to jump in with the positivity because it's not coming for me. No keep going keep going. It's not coming for me. The front of the first half, I thought it was not good.
Starting point is 00:18:25 So Bravo, keep this shit away from us. I want to talk to one of the producers. This is the first time I've really felt like we could make Hay with an interview with one of the producers on this show because there are so many horrific things about the season. I just want to ask why. I love the Paulina Magdishit so much that I tried to search through Magdish Instagram to find Paulina to get around this program
Starting point is 00:18:49 Oh, nice. They have sent unfollowed each other. That was as far as my digging did That's all you know, we're sleeping with music. I Think so I think so and and it was not amazing work It was it was surface level work that was I'll tell you my good. I don't want to I don't I don't mean to be all Shutter Island about this, but not only do I go snow where not only well it goes to a beautiful place. Not only do I Think that Paulina did not cheat on or her boyfriend did not cheat on her with Paulina. I don't think Paulina exists I think Paulina is a figment of Magda's imagination. I think Magda is clinically insane.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Oh, that is shot of, island. You just gave away the whole plot. Spoiler alert. He mentioned that in the beginning of the episode in his thoughts and knots and it was one thing I grasped, grabbed onto but then I got someone rage that you didn't like the episode but this is fight club.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Magda is both of these people. It's incredible, but then there's so many storylines. It's like this ammo gommation of some of the greatest stories ever told because she's also the ghost of... She was mapped by the ghost of Christmas. Ghost from the Darkness? No, fucking Zillian. She's a lion.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Dutra's future her and shit. Oh, right. There's a lot going on with Magda. Okay, so another Benny and Jamie Convo This one does not go well for Jamie Captain Jason says that Benny is gonna stay and that makes Jamie feel as though he isn't being heard by daddy After this whole thing kind of pitters out Benny says I Can't get fired. You can't? Because why did you threaten to quit so many times if you needed this job? It's this fake bullshit
Starting point is 00:20:35 sudden realization of how meaningful this is to him. And for 11 or 12 episodes, he's been like, you don't like it? Fire me. You're not gonna disrespect me like that. I killed my parents, I'll kill you too. I do not like, it's not that the storylines aren't there. There's plenty of action happening. I hate everyone on this boat, except for Aisha and Hot Captain Jason. Okay, this...
Starting point is 00:20:59 I don't hate Boutini, I don't hate Culver, but they're nowhere near enough to save a season. They both have their flaws. Brittany makes me sad. Lovers, she's a blast on the night out. She makes me so sad. Culver, I mean, he just pissed of you off because like I could do no wrong. Did we see him shirtless at one point in the episode?
Starting point is 00:21:17 Oh, yeah. So those abs? Oh, yeah. So I can agree with you. I don't like most of the people aboard this boat. But I will say that Benny's realization, it's a failure to keep that same energy. Like I believe he was not,
Starting point is 00:21:31 he had no fear when he's like, in Jamie's face, he's like, fuck you. I'll fire me, whatever. But the second someone walks into your boss's office, the year of a son like, oh my God, my parents are both gone and I have no money. Yeah, yeah, no, he's a dumb, dumb coward
Starting point is 00:21:48 and I don't like him. So moving on, Magda, speaking of her boyfriend, Machick and how her friend Paulina was hanging out with him, she says that when they're together, they're like Bonnie and Clyde, which is not a great ceiling of a relationship to paint. But fine, question about this entire thing. Who gives a fuck?
Starting point is 00:22:14 Actually, I was triggered because I've been friends with some people that are in toxic relationships and I can just imagine myself being friends with Magna and her like always fighting. She's never living in the moment. You know, we've had these friends, right? Maybe I've been this guy to another person. I they're like, so in that toxic relationship that they can't enjoy themselves in the presence. We've spoken about this many times.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Or do their job, these people are annoying. You get very tired of them very, very fast and you stop hanging out with them because you realize that this is a major character flaw. And we're watching it. And also Pat, you keep adding ends. So let's get to more Jason walking around being this weird HR grim reaper. He once again vaguely threatening to Ryan and tells him that he should put some edible flowers on the plate or something.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Now Ryan's response is, I'm a clean plate kind of guy, which is absolute nonsense. And then we get into a sad exhibit of Ryan's mental illness. First though, Ryan's claimed that he's a clean plate kind of guy. You're not a clean plate kind of guy. You're a bucket of shellfish kind of guy. So fuck off first. I'm a 34 year, 34 year member of the Clean Plate Club. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:29 It's a different thing than what Ryan was talking about. Yeah, I don't know it is. But let's get to his outlook on life, which is one of the most broken I've seen in a human being period, not just exclusive to this wonderful television show. He says that he tried to do what the big man said last charter and it didn't work out for him. Now he says this with the same smile that the creepy guy in the Languilier smiled with. He should go through a lecturer shock therapy. And if that doesn't take, let's just wait for him to go out and commit a crime, I guess, or we can try to be preventative about this. I mean, to warp the reality from not getting a good tip into you were right, Jason was wrong.
Starting point is 00:24:11 It's a sickness that is truly horrifying. Now, I want you guys to know, because Dylan gave me the marching orders. Thank God this thing's behind a paywall. We might have a shot of getting pizza rat on this podcast. What do you mean we might have a shot? Well, they, a Bravo has a different PR person for this down under than it does with the person we've been dealing with
Starting point is 00:24:31 for the other fucking show. But thank God, Pizza Rat, probably, he's such a narcissist, he wouldn't take the time to listen. I do believe we can get some time for Dylan and him to square. We're, of course, gonna get that. We have to speak to him before this season. Could I plan some type of food trivia for you too? That'd be my billionaires.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Can I be honest? I pull an average trivia. Yeah. I fear the interview will only last four minutes. Are you doing a Christopher walkin'? No. I don't know. Ryan is like a...
Starting point is 00:25:04 Ryan is delusional. He's defiant on social media. Oh, really? I think he'd be willing in, what's the guy who runs Turning Point? Charlie Kirk fashion. Yeah. Go toe to toe with Dylan for as long as Dylan sees fit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it'll be fun fun I'm really excited to talk to him and I will not tell him that he should kill himself I won't say anything like that. Okay, that's just crazy By the way if you guys don't know one time Dylan debated Charlie Kirk on air
Starting point is 00:25:35 Holy reen so let's get to the night out Magda texts her boyfriend and I'm going to oh no, what did she say? I am going out. I look so hot. Yeah. Another candidate for Electro Shock Therapy. Just stop showing us her texts, please. Jamie decides he's just going to get plastered because he's hated by every single person on this boat and daddy doesn't listen to him.
Starting point is 00:25:59 So the girls had to plan to call Jamie a bitch and obviously he flips out. I'm not sure what's going on with him, but third person get a bit in his mouth and just electrocute him. This is 1,000% one of the worst characters, the cast of characters they've ever assembled. I mean, all of these people, can we like, no, I, who wants to watch these people?
Starting point is 00:26:26 There's, there's, there's, they suck. There are ingredients like, to me and Britini are ready to make, yeah, they're ready to make it up, great casting. But there are these fucking wet blankets in Jamie and Ryan that ruin nights out and they cut everything for.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Well, Jamie's trying to bang magna to be fair. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Even a post show, they've talked or whatever. I keep seeing fucking articles from tvase.com, which is the worst clickbait. Please, our listeners do not post tvase.com below deck articles in our Facebook group. It's bullshit is is J.A. I don't know because he hates women. He has a lot of anger always
Starting point is 00:27:14 placed anger and he looks like a stri- I just I feel like he's he might just think that fucking Chinese boy fucked him up. Yeah, you know what? And by the way, I don't know if he does hate women You know what you're touching on something. I gotta put this out there. What doesn't matter? You know, he should live his best life, but yeah, because he hasn't said it I actually think he's gay because he fucking hates women. Yeah, so let's get to his tirade and And Pat just put his sarcasm kind of on the wrong wrong line. It's truly doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. So he goes on a tie-rate, he threatens to fire
Starting point is 00:27:56 Bratini like he has any power to do that and then tells to me that he's sick and tired of those stupid bitches. It's not yet so blacked out that he can't smell what's going on. But now the reason why he can see so clearly what just happened is because Magda is so fucking stupid. So she was handed a directive, and she being said for my sage, just got out of the van and screamed it without any context whatsoever. I think the girls were hoping for a more subtle rollout
Starting point is 00:28:31 of Jamie or a bitch, but she just jumped out of the car and screamed at Adam. So dumbass Jamie, who hates himself because he's a gay man, said, oh, that's weird. I bet they told her to do that. I hate people who don't understand a reveal. Very what will seem initially convoluted,
Starting point is 00:28:50 but relevant story. When I was visiting my close friends in Confedant, chef Marcos Daisy Colin, Colin down at Maru in downtown LA, we were sitting at the bar, I actually told the story on the other episode, but I'm gonna tell it again very quickly. My girlfriend was wearing a coat that she spent a lot of money on. She loves this coat so much. One time we were walking down the street and silver lake in this large, really cool looking guy. Really cool looking guy. What's his race?
Starting point is 00:29:28 Said that's a dope fucking coat. And it was the greatest compliment she's ever received. So we're at Maru L.A. downtown, hammered it up with my close friends in confidence, chef Marcos, Daisy, and Colin. And there's a there's a really cool looking gentleman sitting next to me. And I whisper in his ear and I say, I'll buy next drink If you tell my girlfriend she has a cool code on This motherfucker waits 15 minutes. He sit. They just we kind of introduce a guy by the way That's a fucking fly code right and for the second time she got the greatest compliment
Starting point is 00:30:00 She's ever had in her life that he got drinks and we're buddies. That is a good reveal Yeah, that is a good reveal. Yeah, that is a good reveal. I hate people who do bad fucking reveals like Magdow. Imagine if he turned around and just said that to Jules, you would have been put in a position where you're like, I didn't pay that guy. On a technicality, I'll get you the drink,
Starting point is 00:30:19 but I mean, I should throw this in your face because you fucked that up. Because Jules was like in a conversation with my close friend in Kauffaton Daisy but she still noticed I was talking to his gentleman so when we stopped she was like what were you talking to his gentleman about where I was like oh whatever but if he would have immediately said it she would have known because he fucked up the real unlike Magda Magda Magda so this causes Jamie to go on a little, you know, you know, bitch, bitch fit.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Well, a little bitch fit. Yeah, I mean, but he also goes on and on about the lives lost and the lives saved and how the word bitch is degrading. He didn't save that kid in that pool. Yeah, the word bitch means a lot to him. Hey, Navy Seal, take a chill pill, okay? My God.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Asia takes the blame for it and lays out a pretty ineffective hypothetical for this kind of scenario. She says, if someone tells you to not touch a burning stove, all you want to do is touch it. And maybe something less obviously and directly harmful would have driven the point. A little bit, but we get it.
Starting point is 00:31:29 That's a very common saying. It's usually plate, too. Waiter says, hey, I'll play it. I don't believe you. I think it's associated with that super here. I talked about that was on Oprah. No, with being young. It's usually associated with testing things
Starting point is 00:31:47 out not uh... lack of willpower okay round two name something that's not boring laundry whoo a book club computer solitaire
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Starting point is 00:33:02 They had to a more or less empty nightclub and it reminded me of going to Cory Feldman's show. There was a good amount of space to where you could still like move around because there was like not that many people there. Basically a perfect gathering. And after seeing that Ryan has a giant plastic gold chain on. I at least learned a little bit about Culver. Culver, excuse me. Now Brittini is blacked out and trying to get kisses
Starting point is 00:33:34 when we learn about the Bradbury compound. So Culver is very wealthy. They kinda hinted at that. And he might be so lucky that he'll bring her there someday. There's two things going on. Either he's like a Maryland gypsy and like they know where the good land is
Starting point is 00:33:59 and they have a lot of land. Or he really does live in a compound. I'm glad you're picking through. I'm glad you're picking through. I'm glad you're by this because I didn't understand where the fuck you was going. The picture they flashed up looked like a get out kind of family. So I'm assuming that he's got a good amount of money. Well, I felt yellow stone because it looked like a lot of wheelers behind it. Totally.
Starting point is 00:34:18 I was not, now that you're saying it, I guess he's saying it in a weird way, but I wasn't weirded out by this at all because I know people from Wisconsin who are rich for the area, they have a ton of land and everybody goes there in parties. And I feel like this was just, he's got a lot of land, horses and family, and they jokingly call their place that they go and have shenanigans. He goes, plays cards all night with his family
Starting point is 00:34:44 and she wants to marry him. That's all I do. Yeah, but it still begs the question. Is this, is this guy really, really, really, probably not, Arkham's Resort would say no. So I have not heard him brought up on real housewives of Potomac once. So Magda is yelling about her boyfriend. And the worst part about this is that with the OTFs about her work and her mindset, I can realize that this is going to keep being a thing for the rest of the episode. Like this is now a storyline because it's, we just keep hitting it. So we're going to get more of it.
Starting point is 00:35:19 So we get back to the boat and there is no ball of snakes, but rather Jamie shitting on the women, mag detecting your boyfriend, and Benny wondering how he's going to protect Brittany from Jamie. My God. I get why you hate the episode. When we've been talking about it now. I don't, I saw it early on and a lot has happened.
Starting point is 00:35:40 She talks to Culver, can we move on? Yeah. We wake up. That's why I think there's a ton to mine from the bitch shit. He's being called a bitch. They keep joking about. I love these shenanigans on the boat and him be, no, nothing.
Starting point is 00:35:54 No, because there has to be some redeemable quality. And at this point, I am completely out on four of the people on this boat. I couldn't care less what happens to them. Don't wanna see them. And I'm sorry. I told you guys, this was a tough episode for me to watch. I genuinely had to stop because I was so mad for that.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Oh, we're gonna get to the food though with the English tea. We wake up and I was- You have preference sheet meeting. I was joking about Asia. It needed some, why does this happen on, let's get to the preference sheet meeting. We guys do our announcement, Dylan, it's time for no. Oh my God, we can't get to the preference sheet meeting.
Starting point is 00:36:35 We wake up and I was joking about Magda needing some kind of severe mental correction, but now I am back aboard this. I am at a complete loss. She wakes up in the morning. She cannot find her phone and she begins to weep. Thoughts? Are you kidding me? She sounds like the type of weak person
Starting point is 00:37:02 who would demand $175 as reimbursement five minutes after they purchased it she's weak it's toxic relationship I don't know what we're looking for I I thought she was walking around that god damn both like I if you ever see the zombies walk around here the very nervously like checking like they drop some crack on the sidewalk you know what I mean and And they get very upset. And she was a scour around that boat. One thing that you missed, Dylan, is the night before she went to bed, she was fighting with her boyfriend on that phone.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Yeah, she's had the phone in the bed. She's so drunk that she wakes up and she's so broken mentally. It's not like she left it at Magnum. The scrolling on the Instagram and the texting all the time She's completely embedded in the metaverse already and she's a fucking dumb piece of shit And she starts to weeping because she can't find her phone who wants to see this human being on television I think it was I think it was an incredible PSA for the digital Yeah, the addiction we feel to our devices
Starting point is 00:38:09 The freak out that literally Unable to create the apple phone that we Steve jobs we like to look at him as you know There was like three movies made six months after he rolled sevens We may have a different look at him later as he ruined all of our lives. Yep. I'll show it in the singularity. But also, I'll show you a lot of how we learn. We learn to multiple people. We learn. Ashton Kutcher played him. Generation to generation from one another. That's how we build our historical context and
Starting point is 00:38:37 our social and our rights. That's right. And now, artificial intelligence will start sculpting that for us and will be informed of what to think by racist robots who have scanned all of the Faces of pretty much only white European people and I mean God knows where we're going But if people find this entertaining this show entertaining not this show and I know it's a bummer show But below deck I mean we're just going off. I told you guys I was gonna be in a bad mood today Let's get to the preference shape me It seems like it's gotten worse just recently. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,
Starting point is 00:39:09 duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,
Starting point is 00:39:17 duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, , duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,, duh up right now because this is when the episode gets good. Okay. All right, go ahead. Does I feel like I've been on a negative island? I don't know. I didn't want to step on your toes. Charlene Crooks, one night charter, Sydney, New South Wales. As a globe-training recruitment expert with an eye for opulence, British import Charlene Crooks does not hold back when it comes to throwing her perfect vacation for her and her friends.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Having lived down under for years now, Charlene is playing the ultimate Britz-Gone Wild Charter save Joe Frances. Recreating a true English holiday to celebrate the birthday of three of her mates. Those birthday honorees include single lads, Matt and Tim, both Essex party boys with a work hard play hard attitude as everyone who's ever bought a charter yacht vacation has. And Laura, a buyer for designer fashion brands who expects the charter's events to live up to her five star lifestyle. Also joined the group are Nick and Alink Laney, ELE and I. A couple who work in drilling
Starting point is 00:40:28 and medical sales respectively, not both together. And Charlene's partner, Jack, a tradesman, a twink who's leaching off her money and probably has a six pack. I think that's the Lord. And Laura's partner's partner Luke who owns a painting and decorating business another twink These UK expats are expected the Akru to bring the Abiza Club scene to the wit Sunday waters Think deep diving snorkeling water sports bikinis pool party where extravagant meals and desserts and all the inflatable toys They can get their hands on in 22 hours of high priority for the the charter guests is a guided scuba dive excursion both for experience and first time divers Dylan It looks like you're pulling up your notes getting ready to talk. We got some more to go
Starting point is 00:41:22 Upon boarding the super yacht guests requesting people- No, no, I was texting my wife, I want a Mexican pizza. Is you? Yeah. I just had one three days ago. Was I going to do that? I went through the drive-through, I got two of them. Were they good?
Starting point is 00:41:36 Yeah. Sorry, Nick. No, you guys know how I love news and fast food. What Taco Bell has done with the pizza, everybody's talking about it. I went there two days early, they were like, he comes out in three days, we were duped. I spoke to a marketing executive on the golf course
Starting point is 00:41:56 months before that came out. And she, we were talking, because she was a good boyfriend. And I said, we've got to talk to him about what we did. And she said that she worked in Advertising we said what kind of advertising she said fast food and we said you don't work at talkable Dude because they do such a good job advertising and she teased that a product was coming back and she might and she might as well I've just said it because my friend Dusty immediately said Mexican pizza. We're taking the Chalupa back and she
Starting point is 00:42:22 She looked at us. Wank then got back into her cart. So I mean, I've been rock solid for this thing for a while. It tastes even better than it did before. So excited. Sorry, Nick. No, good for them. It's awesome that they continue to innovate, being such stalwarts in the fast food game,
Starting point is 00:42:41 which I have such a passion for. Upon boarding the super yacht, guests request a beautiful charcuterie board and a platter to include lemon chicken skewers for the board boys. Night one, they want a mech's voice voice voice voice with a chocolate fountain for dessert and a high tea brunch. Now this is where it gets interesting. High tea is not the same as tea. This is an article from FN Foods, the Food Network blog. This is by Amy Ryder. We Americans are notorious. Yeah. I just want to say really quickly for the audience. You've got to watch the video and you've got to watch closely because when Nick is doing a bit where he does
Starting point is 00:43:21 Andy Kaufman and he goes very, very long for a comedic effect. Pat will do this thing with his eyebrows. Now Pat's gotten a lot of Botox done, so it's a funny thing to witness where Pat hikes his eyebrows as high as he can on his forehead and complete this leaf and also fear. We Americans are notoriously clueless about the finer points of English tea, just as British Royal Biographer Hugo Vicker, who once struggled to school Stephen Colbert in proper tea-drinking requirements and etiquette to memor- memor- memorably, hilarious effect. Trusting perhaps that the rest of us are slightly better students than the hysterically hapless Mr. Colobair and heroes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:08 And PR's the salt blog tells us how to tell our tea from our afternoon tea from our 11s is as we at as well. When are you going to give up? What are you going to get off the horse? I just let it keep running and we'll we'll pick you up and then we'll talk about the rest of It's a lot of reading it was too much. It was too ambitious. We usually I did it with I brought in American Airlines email There was three and a half thousand words long what I just say we usually do below deck under first That being said there are three different types of tea, 11s, afternoon tea,
Starting point is 00:44:47 and then finally, high tea, which is usually served from 5 to 7 pm, and they're having high tea brunch. So there's a couple times I find myself siding with Ryan on this episode, and this was one of them. I would be disgusted to be asked to serve I.T. Hi. Noon as well. Nick one question includes the preference. Hold on. I have a question. I'll let the high T should never be served on these. I don't hear spicy tacos on that thing. Well, there was a high T should never be served aboard any of these vessels. It requires such a Standard of professionalism and or a nateness that it just you cannot achieve it on a piece of shit floating in the ocean
Starting point is 00:45:34 like that. Hey, remember when I brought up the top of the show jaws Floating around there eating people's children. Yeah, yeah The version of eating children for Ryan was not giving a fuck about any of the food. So he gets eaten. He deserved it. Yeah, no, Ryan says, uh, Ryan says, Brits have a lack of class and then says, let's do Uber Eats for the Mexican dinner because he's about to be fired and the captain's like, what? He's like, just kidding.
Starting point is 00:46:01 For those of you that are disappointed that I got cut off and I think it's fair Just upgrade to the $10 tier and I will read the entire Amy writer blog. Yeah about IT when Tomorrow, I'm gonna record it. Oh, okay It's gonna be its own solo thing on the $10 tier upgrade if you want to hear me read Amy writer's blog I'll add some of my own jokes little thing on the $10 tier upgrade. If you want to hear me read any writer's blog, I'll add some of my own jokes. But more important matters to get to, let's talk, that was the next line in my notes.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Oh, no, I wasn't. I do mean that though. Let's talk about Jamie. He goes up to his boss and earnestly tells said boss that the girls are calling the boys names. I mean, can you imagine being a grown man and telling another grown man that this is going on? Hey, Cap, I got to talk to you. The girls are calling us names. He tells Aisha our captain Jason tells Aisha and he tells Pratini. And despite Captain's best efforts to not take gender norms into account here in lies the realness of gender norms. Jamie looks like a fucking weak piece of shit
Starting point is 00:47:12 because of this. Well, I felt bad. He's a piece of shit, but you know who I felt bad for is hot captain Jason. Yeah. Because he's got to become a first grade teacher. Skyler, did you use a bad word? Because bad words hurt people. And he's talking about Britenia. And she's like, Britenia is like confused. She's like, are you coming
Starting point is 00:47:37 to me because I call Jamie a bitch? Well, you know, words sometimes have meaning. Yeah, you know what? I don't know if it does have to do with gender norms. They were they were teasing Jamie and he's he's been acting like a bitch from the last minute. It's just really quickly. He's been acting like a bitch from the moment the first person called him that there are plenty of women asia included who have a stronger temperament than this big, big life-saving mall cop. We're on the same page. You're making the same point.
Starting point is 00:48:10 It's interesting that calling someone a bitch, a male, is the first workplace infraction that needs to be handled. We've seen unwanted sexual advancements, or we've seen people just insane things Asia's been through way worse They are jokingly calling you a bitch And this is the thing that gets filed a complaint and needs to be addressed on a fucking tell you give me a break I hate the people on the show. So Asia's reaction to the scolding is perfect. She just starts laughing. Because it's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Her boss just came in and said, a grown man's been complaining that you call them a bitch and she just starts laughing hysterically. And Britt Teene just breaks down. I turned into the Joker at this point. I was just laughing and so does she. So let's get to the guests coming aboard. The reason she broke down so much is because the aforementioned
Starting point is 00:49:07 Exitie that is brought upon by heavily drinking You brought that up to me. I learned a lot from you on that episode So because we could talk about how terrible mag does but I don't really want to so Charlene and her drunk buddies hit the boat They're brits and they've got one token American should we cover the intellectual property theft they did our but the listen to the up-and-by the the yeah so uh... eight leechy martinis are ordered and one is spilled the cheese board is not touched and because of that crag the bad guy from the
Starting point is 00:49:38 langlears begins one of the begins one of his trade mark his e-fits about how he is the king of cuisine and reason. So for that reason, he's going to be chucking up some avocados and tacos for dinner. Get ready, high paying guests. At some point, Magde talks about her boyfriend again and this bitch, Paulina. Now I mentioned I'm confused whether or not she did anything or mag, or is real. Or is real, yeah, I mean, I'm just not sure
Starting point is 00:50:12 what's going on here. I guess it would be an insult to Magda's mental illness to say she's not real. Magda's definitely hearing this, she's definitely existing, but is she cheating or a beat right? A real person and not a figment of the imagination. You moved my wine and I'm trying to get intoxicated and an overwhelmed our audience with my toxic negativity.
Starting point is 00:50:34 So if you could bring thank you very much. And I want to apologize to all the listeners. I know that this is fantastic, but I'm just trying to live. I'm trying to live my truth. You should, but we can talk I mean near some part like that was a thought They're okay. There's some okay parts So the guest put in an order for some Daggeries and Magdda cannot only not make the drinks
Starting point is 00:50:56 She cannot find the strawberries for the where would they be? I don't know Better question though. How long have you been on this boat? Holy shit. She can't do it anymore. I think we have a better shot of getting Magna on the show than Pizza Wrap, by the way.
Starting point is 00:51:19 I don't want to speak to Magna. So, Britt asks if she can speak to her. You don't think that would be a good time. We make a bit about it, talking to Magda. But there won't be anything given back. It'll be like two ships passing another in the night, then turning around and doing it again. And then turn around.
Starting point is 00:51:39 We have to look at him as quicker hits that will bump up the numbers, talked it for seven minutes. Maybe. All right, so let's get to dinner. We've got an issue with the chocolate fountain in that there is no way to pull this off and not have it look like fucking trash.
Starting point is 00:51:55 Brian says that when they request great food, they get great food. Well, that's a fallacy, right? Because all you can do is drink beer and flip pizza dough and talk about your fucking dead dad. You can't die on 9-11. 2009. He's never cooked great food once on this fucking show. If they ask for a great food, I'll make it. Now, you have, you are not capable of that. So Captain Jason finally has the munitions required to fire these problem kids,
Starting point is 00:52:33 but we'll see if he actually does. Let's sit down for dinner. First up, sliced avocado and sliced tomato on a plate. Second course, three different tacos, the one with the carne asad is so hot, it's inedible and the guests seem to think overall that it's just a fucking dog shit meal. Now when Ryan is told this he says that the Brits like bland flavors. Yeah they can fuck off too. Well he says they can fuck off and that Brits love bland flavors but that doesn't make any sense because they identified your food as bland as a negative. So you're
Starting point is 00:53:06 a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. After 45 minutes they finally get to the realization that they can't plug the chocolate fountain in. I mean how many sea rats does it tick? This is one point. I was super passionate about about this episode. Yeah, I think it was not on Ryan It was on everybody to have the technicalities of how to work the fountain. I completely agree with you He's not a grip. He's making the food the fact that Asia was like, yeah I don't know how the fucking do that She was waiting for him to walk the plank and setting him up to fail. I think so too, but- The only time I will defend Ryan, but it's not his job to figure out where to put and plug in the chocolate phone.
Starting point is 00:53:55 I completely agree with you and I completely agree with you about Aisha's motivation. I think she was like, fuck this guy, I'm not helping him, deservedly so. Yes, this is between Aisha and Jamie getting this sorted out. There is nothing to do with Ryan. I think she was like fuck this guy. I'm not helping her him deservedly so yes This is between Asia and Jamie getting this sorted out. There's nothing to do with Ryan No, you told it Jamie if Asia were told Jamie earlier that he did the extension cord for chocolate fountain He would have been extremely excited to do that and have it properly Insulated so would not electrocute anyone a board. Yeah, go ahead. He loved safety. Hey, well one thing one thing that's a good part of my nature or my character good and bad is I
Starting point is 00:54:32 I want to give people more credit than they probably deserve, but I also don't want to get negative on them. Dylan, you picked out pizza rat. When he made this chocolate, whatever fountain, he was angry, he said, because that's the dessert that they wanted. And I was thinking, for the first time, you bastard. Why not show off what you can do, given the chocolate fountain that you don't want to do, but also blow their minds with your confectionery genius? But the very fact that it was just the chocolate, whatever the fuck with some fucking marshmallows. And not only does he not show them anything extra, the plate that he displays looks like a 50s housewife
Starting point is 00:55:16 on Riddle and put it together. No, it looks like that. But Nanna leaves on the bottom or whatever kind of greenery he used. It was the tackiest piece of shit display of confections I've ever seen. I fucking, nope, I'm too, I can't, nobody can listen to this, but I'm too negative. To me it looks like grandma went to work at Franciscan scamp to go clean for eight hours and Nick was home alone and they got in the cupboard
Starting point is 00:55:45 and I started throwing stuff on a plate and threw it in the microwave. And the other port, I was really, really passionate about it. But no one at your house was paying $60,000. I certainly was not paying $60,000 a day. I think our house was $60,000. She owns it though. Oh right, good for her. Good for her. And that was back in the day. It's probably like $200,000. But the other point I was really passionate about for God it was that no. I can see where you might have thought that.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Well of course, we really hated Adam. He was a huge dick. Yes. But he was a dick because he did take pride in his work. Right. Even though it maybe can't fire food that vagrants out of a van Avocado. But he took pride in it. Yeah, I Fell asleep on my couch watching this and I woke up to auto-played Season one of below dexaling and Adam was there I know the first episode and he was very angry
Starting point is 00:56:46 that they did not serve steak knives to these people during white glove service. And that is, he was upset about it being shitty for the guests. He's a huge piece of shit, but way different than Ryan. Different kind of piece of shit. Who's a piece of shit because. Ryan's a pizza shit.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Yeah. Nice. That was, I think we're all on the same page. Yeah, but that was my huge point. What, what page is that? He hated Adam for different. Two bags, pack it me meanwhile. Meanwhile, the guests are fucked up.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Ryan's as he's busy, mag to text with her friend Paulina who doesn't exist. And then Culver and Brit talk about being homeless. So, to me is right that it's not a great sign that the young Brit's who have a lot of money are going to bet it around 10.45 would seem that the fish made them want to shit their pants and sleep. So let's get to more Magda. She is up talking to her boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Let's stop talking about that next morning. Next morning. Aisha says, hey there Magda, can you do me a favor and not be four minutes late to work? And Magda's response is, I was only two minutes late to work. Fair point. So what? So Jason decides, because this charter is such shit, he's going to get his fine ass in
Starting point is 00:58:08 that tender and save this trip. Q-amitted of snorkel footage, the best part of the episode. So back to the boat and Ryan is punching holes out of wheat bread for the high tea. This is when Jason walks in and says, hey, what have you got? And Ryan holds up a cheese sandwich, the kind his father used to make him after he burned his arm with a cigarette. And I mean, I'm exhausted. I am exhausted.
Starting point is 00:58:33 I love how the episode production took the time to insert actual pictures of Instagram photos of a high tea. Yeah. Because I wanted to see what it looked like. It's beautiful and it's not that good. And it's served from five to seven p.m. So Brian says, I really don't fucking care about IT. He says, yeah, don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:58:56 Well, but here's the thing, I wonder what he thinks about high C. They specifically, he probably loves high C. So we get another text from Magda's boyfriend and let's serve the food. I need to get to the next episode. I need to see these people fired and I need to get into a fight.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Well, Magda got fired. That's a good point. So the guest apart, they flame, this was written at a time when I didn't know Magda was getting fired. The tea goes horribly wrong. The guests apart and flame Ryan as they are leaving the boat and then we get to the tip.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Which is shocking. Now this is the shortest charter we've ever had. This was 22 hours, right? Fucking $16,000 American money. That must have been what they paid. It is ratio wise. I don't know the correct terminology.
Starting point is 00:59:53 It's the best tip we've ever seen. For one day, yes. I had a big, my TFC on, honestly, this whole charter, the fact that anybody would ever come on one of these things for one day. Yeah. Ask for the things they ask for. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:09 I might, my antennas were perked, but I don't want to break the fourth half. He served them spicy tacos. Over three days this would be, over two days it would be a $30,000 tip. I think they all agreed. Both of you are gone. We're going to bring on our friends of the show. We'll have a shitty charter for one day and then we'll piece you out. That might be good. I actually love that theory. There was one comment by a gas during dinner with the spicy tacos where they're like
Starting point is 01:00:37 How much are we paying for this bullshit? Yeah, yeah, but they tip well They're good people despite how poor the service is, you do, you tip well. That's just what you're supposed to do. And never do it again. And never go back again. If I ever hear the Essex party boys are coming on the boat and they go to bed at 10.45 again,
Starting point is 01:00:59 I'm quitting the show for us. So Magda is called up first and the guillotine is dropped. Thank fucking God. She is shocked by this news. But the funnest part was Captain Hot Stuff. He puts a positive spin on this with Magda. I guess it'll be the final line of the podcast. He says, all right, the bad news is you're out.
Starting point is 01:01:25 The good news is now you can fight with your boyfriend in person. Yeah. Well done. Yeah. So I want to apologize to everybody. I know that this was probably tough to listen to. Me just leading us through this episode with,
Starting point is 01:01:40 was it a big plan? Were you really angry? Did you this moment? No, it really did. I was in an, I was in an, I got much? No, it really did. I was in an... You gotta talk to someone here, right? I was in an awful place watching this show. Bad n' there, brother.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Dude, Magda, like, I don't want it to get into massage and you're anything, and I don't hate her because she's a dumb blonde or anything like that. It's just when you're constantly shown someone who you have less than zero interest in, it gets taxing. It's really, really taxing. So anyways, sorry that I was such a devi down.
Starting point is 01:02:10 We'll be better next episode. We'll be better next episode. We love you guys for supporting us. Sincere heartfelt apology. Ryan's getting fired next episode. How could that not be an incredible episode of another below next episode? I'm saying that. And then we get to beef cheek. Yeah, exactly. We'll see you next episode. How could that not be an incredible episode of another below next episode? I'm saying it. And then we get some beef cheek. Yeah exactly. We'll see you next week. Love you. Sorry I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Nick say goodbye.
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