Another Below Deck Podcast - Limitless | Below Deck Med S8 E14

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

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It's R-A-K-U-T-E-N. So the guests arrive. She's... if you gave her that pill that they gave those people in the movie Limitless, remember that Bradley Cooper? Yeah, Bradley Coops. You're like, hey, look at me. Like, Bree, you give it to her. Like, three hours later, she's like, hey, look at me. I can Bree, you give it to her. Like, three hours later, she's like, hey, look at me.

I can make all my crayons color in the lines. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You were supposed to be solving very complicated math problems. Did you write that joke down? No. OK. Thank god. And listen, I mean, I've said some

really stupid shit But I'm just happy you didn't write that down I'm just saying she's a dummy. Yeah Welcome aboard. Another brand spanking new episode of another Bullo Deck podcast. My name is Dylan. That is Patrick. Permission to come aboard. Granted.

What's up, dude? Not much. Season's winding down. How you doing boo? Season's winding down. Hey, Dil, you know you and I talked about this on another podcast that we recorded earlier today. You know, a yacht sank like two weeks ago and you and your other podcast are covering it in that conspiracy theory podcast. Why don't you plug it in? Why not? I think it's fascinating. A lot of people are interested in yachts that just randomly sink, especially after you've been awarded $2 billion.

Right, right, right. For defrauding HP in an acquisition. I mean, you can't lie about what the value of your company is. And then when you beat the case, those printers pay pretty well. They can hire assassins who have underwater magical weaponry that can create cyclones underwater on coral. You can listen to the whole thing at Deep Waters, AKA Conspiracy Social Club. So, that was very sweet.

Thanks, Pat. Patreon.com slash another podcast network is where you will find our bachelor coverage, bachelorette coverage. It's the finale this week. It was a dot of a season Dylan and I made it fun but the good news is we have the Golden Bachelorette coming up and I think that's gonna be just a just a lot of fun. Yeah a lot of fun seeing the blue hairs slam into one another, break hips, fall in love, fall out of love, possibly die, who knows? So um listen to all that at Patreon. Let's get into the episode. We have an episode and you thought it was what?

Seasons winding down. It really is. Uh there's not a lot here at this point. I do want to, actually you know what, I do want to point out Sandy at the tail end of the episode they made a little fib here because you and I we're encyclopedias of this series. I'm not. I think you are. I've probably watched almost 500 episodes of this series. Yeah. Because you know we've gone deep into the back catalog there's been four iterations of this a year for the last four years. Yeah we're roughly around 500 so I'm an expert. Sandy has said she deep into the back catalog. There's been four iterations of this a year for the last four years. Yeah, we're roughly around 500.

So I'm an expert. Sandy has said she never has fired a low level third stew dud. I apologize for not doing yes and, you know, cause I went to UCB like every kid with no clear careers prospects did in the late But the reason I say I'm not an encyclopedia because we saw all these people and I was like I

Really remember you but you're kind of like a lucid dream I have no idea who you are and this is this speaks to me being an idiot There are people that I saw in the package of flashbacks Yeah, that we've interviewed that I was like who is that part right? Right? Right? Yeah, that's on me And it's the booze and the weed. That's right. That's why I quit what respectively Speaking of weed we just did a podcast and I was okay for about let's say 32 minutes And then my tongue started to not work. So I'm praying for greener pastures here, but my mouth isn't working good right now.

Well, let me continue. Sandy had alleged that she'd never fired a low-level third stew, and then they showed footage of Delaney. Delaney was only on the show for two and a half episodes, I believe. Delaney, that's right. Delaney was, in fact, fired. It was you and the Chief Stewart's time. I believe. Delaney, that's right. Delaney was in fact fired.

It was you and the Chief Stewart's time, I believe her name was Francesca, and you let her go with one charter left. And your reasoning was you didn't need her anymore. Oh, okay. And I had famously said, why not let her sleep in the laundry room? Oh, that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She listened to our episode and went on Watch What Happens Live and told Andy I would have slept in the laundry room. That's how I right. She listened to our episode and went on Watch What Happens Live and told Andy I would have slept in the laundry room. That's how I remember. That's my ego right there. Oh, OK. That's really good.

So you did fire her, and she shouldn't have been in the footage as an example of people that you haven't fired. Right, right. OK, that's a really good point. Anyway. You are a freaking steel trap, man. Thank you.

Zero knots for this episode. Zero knots for me, too. I mean, what a fun episode. We've got death, we've got love, we've got eyebrows, we've got a new member aboard this vessel and we have the continued Al Pacino insomnia mania from Ellie. Hasn't sleep in four days, very concerned about being unseated in a position. That is, in terms of all the positions out there in the working world, maybe among the lowest. Yeah.

Yeah, there's a couple lower. I've famously, the second time I've used that phrase, set an example of the assistant lizard washer at the zoo. Yeah, there's a couple lower. I've famously, the second time I've used that phrase, set an example of the assistant lizard washer at the zoo. Sure. It's pretty cool. It's like just a little bit above that. If you're a treasury secretary and they bring in somebody

in the department who you feel may be gunning for you, maybe a little paranoia that can creep in there. you say you say hey I think she's gonna take Mike my job cleaning shit off a toilet bowl oh man yeah yeah that can't happen zero pots may I start us off though of course our Of course. Our new stew carry arrives. And right out of the gate, she's regaling us of tales of Sea Rat history. Oh, yeah. I believe she attempted to serve a prostitute of my time.

Yeah. And her words, not mine, the prostitute was at that point being eaten out. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Getting her box munched on. Yeah. Well, she didn't go that far, but I'd like to point out.

Sorry. Accepting favors still leaves a couple hands free and a mouth, so it's like riding a bike and chewing gum. You could drink the Mai Tai. I could have a Mai Tai get my box munched. I mean lots of people could, you know. I think she said something about a Tampax being thrown on the wall, kind of like the pickles in the beginning of Happy Gilmore.

Wow, I didn't catch that one. You do? Sorry. It's a revolting trade. So, we have, where are we? We're still in the first 30 seconds of the episode. That's fantastic. that's great news. Okay, so Nathan tells everybody that the new girl

who he brought up to the crow's nest is Scottish. And Joe, who is... Joe is proving to be a colossal douchebag. But this show needs that archetype. We don't want to give any spoilers because we know who made it to the next season. We don't want to. Well, people write huge fan of the show. Who we love has had some insight. Yeah, there we don't want to ruin it for people.

Yeah. But if you're a douchebag, it might get you another season on this franchise. Is my point. Yeah. I mean, you can't speak in coded language that is that easy to decide. Oh, right. You know? Yeah, yeah. Okay. But it is like we may loathe Joe, but Joe is necessary.

You need him. Yeah. You know, that movie documentary, Catfish. Yeah. The reason you got the title, Catfish always shakes up the other fish in the tank You need them around they keep everybody moving and we don't need Digital catfish right because it's too sad. It's too depressing that move that documentary was didn't he Walk into the house and it was a little bit like Texas Chainsaw Massacre

They were like two severely disabled children there. That's correct. That's correct. And the woman who was supposed to be a pop singer that had been stringing him along was in fact a 50-year-old woman who was married. Yeah. And she had a very kind of sad, unexciting life. And this was in the middle of it. Moo moos only. Moo moos only.

And her husband, upon hearing that she was in fact communicating with younger, good-looking men from New York, was like, hey, you know, that that's my wife she's like a catfish and they have a title for that documentary until he said that yeah and they're like wow yeah that's sad but it did remind me of you know how in Texas Chainsaw Massacre like Arlie Ermey and all those freaks are all kind of like supporting one another yep because oh shucks that's my wife is not an appropriate response no no no she's trafficking psychotic behavior trafficking all right so um like we talked about Joe's the douchebag

and that's on display when Nathan says she's Scottish and Joe goes, ugh. Yeah, right. It's a little bit like cheese going ugh at Joe. Oh, oh, oh, okay, got it. You're so repulsed that you're not gonna toss into one another at some point. You know, it's just, just really, yeah, they're all so Randy, these people. Yeah.

They're all so Randy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Joe, you're a pig. All right, so can I do a Meanwhile right people. Yeah, they're all so Randy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean Joe your pick All right. So can I do a meanwhile right now? Yeah, of course meanwhile Kermit meets with Carrie and gives her the tour and just at this point we learned that Tommy has passed Yeah, now I won't point out Tommy he said well because we don't have any frame of reference who Tommy is at this given point I was hoping Tommy was his pet iguana or something.

Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, we got sad news later at the end of the episode. It's a human person. That's right. Yep. And you know, Nathan, I know we all process grief differently, but I want to say, you got the news and he was like, let's go crack a beer. I'm gonna hang out with my girlfriend tonight. You know, the Irish people, it takes us until we get a couple

Couple drinks in us before we start feeling really sad. Sure. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You're genetically predisposed to being a booze bag. That's right I mean your organs can't function properly without a little I don't know. What do you people drink? Whiskey, I shouldn't be saying you people I'm like 50% you are 50% Irish That's why you that's the reason that you and I have this great chemistry diligence. I'm like 50% Irish. You are 50% Irish. That's why you are. That's the reason that you and I have this great chemistry, Dylan. I think it's the Irish. It's the Irish.

You know, many, many moons ago, our forefathers and mothers were just sewing eyeballs around their necks and howling in the moon. And that's why we can speak to one another in that language. That's right. OK. So we again do this, oh, I'm in trouble thing from Joe I don't know why this is so triggering to me it's just such it's so annoying to hear guys say this. Let me

just say this Dylan. It's a little late in the season start giving out new names for cast members that about on a recap of 14 episodes. Hey, better late than never. Fine. Joe's name's it's not Joe, it's ho. I'm gonna call you ho at this point. And to quote the Balkan Biscuit, you have no fucking shame. You pig. She didn't add the pig part. I had that. But Joe's essentially like that guy in Chipotle that asked that dude to mix that burrito No shame hey, I want to say Carrie is offered a shot of Grey Goose by Joe Thank God she declined that offer. I was like cuz some Sea Rats have really made Egregious mistakes. Yeah of walking onto this boat. I mean, it's bad enough that she went out on night one, right?

But hey Joe We're not at a high school bonfire. That's right. Okay. So put the bottle of Grey Goose away please. You know, is it bonfire or bonfire? Bonfire. With a D or an N? An N.

Oh, I was going to say it should be called a bonfire because that's when you do pass around a bottle of whiskey that you stole from your bond Grandfathers yeah your grandfather's liquor cabinet you take a little sip there the next thing you know you think your best friends for life You know that may be like the etymology. You know how we just lose certain letters and words mm-hmm. That's true That's true. They should call it a bond fire. Yeah get in the comments Let us know if you know the specific Origin of that word and whether or not we've lost that D.

You know, it's like salmon, you know, we all got together and we just said we're not pronouncing the L anymore. That kind of thing. But the L is still there. Salmon. Yeah. Is this good so far? I think so. Okay.

And a little warning to anybody out there, never in your workplace try and cook salmon in the microwave in the common area battle bang your daughter. I'll have sex with your daughter Okay, so if she's of age Always and I mean seriously of age like we're not going under 24 Not at all I'm even 24. Hmm Okay, I was 24. You know I had this this this amazing.

Nope. Nope. Hey Pat. Yeah. Remind me. Pat, remind me to tell you a joke after the podcast. I'd love to hear it. Will you remind me?

I will. Okay. So let's I want to talk about about this I'm in trouble line. We've discussed it before. Let me cook. We've discussed it before. One, there's an implication. I can if I want to, which is not true.

Two, she's just a person. What is this like? If somebody walks in with the correct or incorrect genitalia, depending on how you're looking at it, you go, oh, I'm in trouble. It's like pathetic almost. Like, is there, you've completely lost agency in this you can't not do it What's going on here eyebrows? Oh, hey, oh

Well, I'll say this, you know what and I talked about this a couple podcasts ago It's fun being young and stupid these are things that they care about Well, Ellie walks out in a cute rather revealing outfit. I think she looked like a stripper Well carried it to I agree with her now it may sound like an insult and it may appear offensive at the on the onset. But you know, let's let's what let's let's let's woke this a little bit. There's no denying that she looks like a fucking stripper. Why is it offensive? I agree. It's an occupation. It's an occupation power It's empowering. It's empowering. I mean, what's more empowering than getting on? I mean, we're such complicated apes. We have this strip of metal, and then

somebody just gets on it, and then everyone is instantly lobotomized into making disgustingly bad decisions. How does that work? It must be unbelievably empowering. Okay, so not a great start with these two. On account of, Carrie said you look like a whore. I like Carrie, she's off to a great start. Okay, so tonight is the best night for her to have arrived on this boat because we're going out dinner table Obviously first night first moment Joe sits down next to her Ho starts moving in on Carrie. Yeah, I mean we've got a full-court press on the poor girl

We cut back to those seasons of yore now The reason I remember Jess and Rob Now, the reason I remember Jess and Rob, one boobs, but two, Rob, very like angularly handsome. Yes. And I'm not going to call it a normal people, Connell and Mariam kind of love, but it was very enticingly toxic, you know? It was. You know, we interviewed Massicaly toxic, you know? It was. You know, we interviewed Massica.

Oh, we did? Yeah, she was parked out in a parking lot of a Costco. Yeah. And that happens sometimes. And Costcos are horrible places. But it's important to go so that you can see somebody getting 16 muffins for some reason. Why are you getting that many? She must have 16 kids. Yeah. Or one. So a pizza

I hate that place so much No, I know and listen the only reason we're talking about is because I just went to Costco way too high and got screamed at By three different employees. I told my wife that story. She laughed her ass off You can hear the full story at patreon.com slash another podcast network Okay So a pizza is served with unmelted cheese Asia and Carrie are getting along very quickly And Ellie is already spiraling. Oh, yes, this could be a problem Now I want to point out to the Balkan biscuit because I can appreciate game knows game

But you have two episodes left like you're not in jeopardy of losing your job at this point Let it wrap up. Do you know I mean you're saying chill chill out? losing your job at this point. Let it wrap up. You're saying chill. Chill out. Yeah, yeah. And then cheese slash Brie, she also sees Carrie as a threat, but as a different kind of threat from her personal life. And she uses that analogy of a three-course meal. Cheese is the appetizer. She's the cheese sticks right Ellie is the chicken fajitas okay and Carrie's the dessert she's the molten chocolate cake I love chilies what kind of Carnival Cruise are we on eating this meal mozzarella sticks chicken fajitas

and chocolate lava cake I just laid out my favorite menu at Chili's Wow okay so Okay, so she and Joe are done according to her. No. You dragged him into a bathroom and said, be a man or I'll be a man. So. And you said lift that skirt up. Yeah. That was a raunchy moment. Not hot at all. No No Banging in toilets is rarely hot Okay, so he's moved on to the Scottish girl who's

Who is Who he's disgusted by and who's also a pathological flirt so this should be good now Nathan I thought was doing well for having his friend passed away but he is soaking the problem in liquor right now he gets in the vans and he's a little bit flustered and angry he tells Gail to shut the fuck up and says I wish I cared but I don't now this is this is a conal moment. This is a conal moment because he's, he, I can see where he's coming from. He doesn't care about this right now. His friend just passed away. This means nothing to him.

But you have to go about life in a, you know, a less brutish way. But it's revealed that to the other Sea Rats that his friend passed away and he can't handle it and it's just very sad. Yeah. Seemed that broken up about it. Well I'm saying earlier you know maybe call the guy's mom, check in with her. I don't know maybe he did some of these things. It's like that drunk that was on the last season of... You talking about Anne Hayes? No no no I'm talking about that dude that missed calling his daughter who lived in Alaska. Oh yeah.

That idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then he goes out to a bar and gets wasted and then starts whining about it. It's like, you know, or, you know. Yeah, yeah. Meet the agreed time to do a FaceTime, you loser. I'm just really busted up right now because I couldn't get the Wi-Fi to work. What about the last four years? Come on, get it together. So we get back

to the boat. A lot of cat shots tonight. A lot of stray cats. That's right. Which I appreciate. I'm very glad that Nathan has Gail there because Ho is not. They have a kind of brotherly moment. And Kermit has to encourage Joe to be there for his friend Nathan. Yeah I mean she's got to let him know what's going on because I don't think he does. But Gail is there for them for him and they go and take that walk and he admits to pushing pain and grief away as most of us Irishmen do. Yeah. And then can I just get to the next morning? Of course. Okay next morning. Yeah, Gail tells us she likes seeing that more sensitive side of

Nathan there and She wants to support him like he supported her, you know, like when she was dating that other guy Yeah, and he tried to get in her pants. Yeah, and he said things like fuck that guy Yeah, he was you know when she was when he was there for her. He was there for her. He was like, hey, meet me in the, the inflatables closet on the fourth floor. Yeah, and then he said, fuck that guy, which should be on a greeting card for sympathy, you know?

Yeah. You know, I'd like to be there for a lot of women, like the way he was for her. That's like a greeting card you would get in like a hot-saw shack on the side of the road Going to Vegas, you know fuck that guy fuck that guy Mm-hmm. Oh, it's a joke Yeah, you know

I was headed to Vegas for a bachelor party. This is 20 years ago. They would not get away with this now Yeah, and I'm in the gift shop It's between here and Vegas like one of those little shithole stopovers and they had a rack of shirts that said no fat chicks allowed. I bought one yeah and I walked into a bar with it I just thought it was funny and they told me I couldn't come in with the shirt. Well deservedly so. I understood. You know where that would work great I'm sure if you walked into the Abbey with that you'd be welcomed. They'd be like, Oh my god, honey. Yeah, gross.

The gays get away with so much more than us straight cis guys. Yeah, I know. And it's because cis people are fucking disgusting. That's right. So and also, Patrick, Patrick, us cis whites get away with so much so not anymore We're not complaining. We I know how good I had it Wasn't it fun All right, so Carrie's gonna be floating Asia has decided that she is not going to throw a stick of dynamite into the mix because Ellie is Insane. Yeah, and before we get to the preference sheet meeting, Ellie, Jesus

Christ, man. She goes, and I understand that Ellie doesn't know what Carrie's CV is yet, but there's still this Pride Rock conversation. Like, she better recognize. And I'm not saying that this would come from Mufasa's line, I'm saying there were a lot of seedy characters around Pride Rock very worried about hierarchical stuff, mainly Scar, maybe a bad analogy, but she goes you're

the fourth Stu, you're gonna be floating, that means you're the lowest on the totem pole, know your role, stay back bitch. And it's just like, I mean, to quote Pat, we're cleaning shit off toilet bowls. Speaking of shit, Dylan, so despite Carrie outranking Cheese and Ellie, she will remain the dookie that refuses to be sucked down into that sewer line of the toilet, also referred to as a floater. Right, right, yeah.

Can you imagine if Poop had feelings? He's like, hey, I'm not going down that dark Oh, I want to stay in this bowl and hang out for a while or or if it is there kind of ritualistic, right? It's their Mecca. He goes. What are you doing? I can't just sit here. I gotta go You know my wife and I watched we've been on a meet the blank kick lately We want to meet the blank meet the parents and meet the okay. All right, meet the Fok lately. We watched meet the parents and meet the fuckers. Meet the fuckers is one of the greatest sequels ever. Meet the fuckers.

That's the nanny that had lost his virginity. Meet the fuckers. Right, right, right. And she birthed a child with a minor league baseball player who looks exactly like that. I mean, it's just a fantastic film. And the reason why I brought it up is because Dustin Hoffman, who has never been cuter than in that movie, says,

"'We abide by if it's yellow, let it melt. "'If it's brown, flush it down.'" And then he says, "'Looks like I broke my own rule.'" And he goes, and he flushes. Robert De Niro is so fantastic in that movie. You know, he's retired, he's never gonna fantastic in that movie. You know he's retired he's never gonna work again. Yeah I know he's very busy because what he's gonna do for the rest of his life is go to like trials here like he's just gonna stand out front of Republican nodes and

just yell at people. Bob you got so much much money man, don't worry about it. You know you're a scream at people in Trump hats? Look at this jerk over here. This jerk. What are you doing wearing that hat? Bob, you own Tribeca. All right. Let's do it. Let's get to the prep. The French-shaped meeting. Got a couple of Dayton's, Daytonites. They want Uzu cocktails to kick things off. Love that. We've got dance parties we're going to need.

We've got pirate towers. We're going to see what the tongue's doing. You see it? Tapas and small plates as opposed to family style. gonna see see what the tongue's doing. You see it? Top us and small plates as opposed to family style. Yeah, I that's would be one of my preferences as well. Top us is just smaller family style. Yeah. When you go to a top us restaurant, they're like, we recommend you order 12 things. Yeah. And you pass them

around. It's it's something so much better than it. It feels like you're at a fucking banquet wedding I don't like family style. I love family stuff family styles done correctly. I'm not saying you don't you don't put a Sterno under something but the top is thing is like oh, thank you for this plate of three scallops We'll split this amongst us five. You know it's really I hear now Dylan one of the more important preferences was they want to go with a Big Bang for the 15th year anniversary. They're all anniversaries together. Yeah now John knows listen to this and he's gonna pull out all the stops for dessert for this 15th anniversary thing he's gonna serve popsicles. Flintstone popsicles but

they're gonna have the pushy thing so it's like- Oh, that's class. It may not be class, but there's a lot of effort that goes into it. And Sandy's not gonna recognize that and he's gonna go, but do you do you know what a Flintstone pop is like? Do you know how hard it was for me to do this? And she's gonna be like, it's popsicles, Johnna. We can't do that. There's a shellfish allergy. There's a shellfish allergy and if you'll remember from last episode John almost killed the worst X-Men ever now

many people got in our comments and Ask the philosophical question. I'm not gonna go there because they didn't say that And it's just a dark thing to be put out period so We're gonna move on okay You know when you don't have ads in a show. I know I need that break. I'm kind of just I'm kind of just drunk walking down this field. It's fun Ellie and Asia Have a very awkward interaction Ellie goes up to Asia and essentially asks her to mentor her and Asia essentially says no Just keep doing yeah, yeah, whatever you're doing over there whatever you're doing doing that

There's orange mojitos. You're doing keep keep going. I think Kermit hates the Balkan best. I think so, too I don't think they get along We've got more in fighting though this time between Gail and Joe So this is one of the otter storylines or trying to be a storyline. What were you? Oh, oh, yes Ho and Gail them bumping heads is very odd to me it's kind of been ramping up and then of course it comes to a head with him calling her a princess and Jim her calling him a prick later on the episode. And then Nathan, I don't know where I stand with him sitting by the sideline. Did they call each other that?

Yeah. Direct, did I miss that? It was in the kitchen, they were eating lunch. Which is, you know, when you're eating food, the last thing I want to do is fight. That's why I always like, if you're fighting with your wife or your girlfriend or your spouse, whatever, don't go out and have dinner. It's going to be the most expensive, uncomfortable, miserable experience of your life. Yeah, it's why you've always hated food fights so much.

That's right. Just doesn't make any sense to you. It's very wasteful too. So, Joe's hanging over her like a nosy cadaver and she's bothered by it. Carrie's working hard, so is Cheese. Unfortunately, Cheese working hard is the same as having, I don't know, a garbage bin of raccoons doing laundry. We've got another polo incident and once again Ellie keeps stumbling upon force fields that will protect her from being thrown overboard which is, as far as I can see, the only punitive measure that makes any sense at this point.

Now it's we're too late in the season to fire her. That's right. Before it was she's too low on the totem pole to fire. It's one of the most baffling things because this show can be pretty ruthless. I mean we've seen people go for reasons that we didn't think they should go for and now we've got Ellie who's we're in episode 16 now. I don't think she's done a thing right. She's going to make it to the finish line as I believe Jono is gonna make it to the finish line to the finish line. So Kermit learns that the crew has been covering for her cheese.

And this is interesting because she realizes she's so incompetent that she's even Kermit is lost her. She's exhausted to even fire her. Which I'd argue is more of an insult yeah because you're such a loser oh an irredeemable yeah I can't waste any more effort on you you just do you boo it's a it's the Jim Downey speech at the end of again Happy Gilmore oh we always that was Jim Downey yeah that gives that speech that's what he looks like yeah Jim Downey is a famous writer for

side night live that wrote all the best sketches I had no idea may God have Yeah. That gives that speech. That's what he looks like. Yeah. Jim Downey's a famous writer for Side Night Live that wrote all the best sketches. I had no idea. May God have mercy on your soul. Oh, wow. He delivers that so perfectly. So perfectly. I'd never seen that actor before.

I was like, we should see him in more film. Yeah. Good to know. He's been in two movies, I think. And randomly, there will be blood. Oh, wow. But it was great. Isn't that a fun piece of trivia. Take that to your next dinner party.

Okay, so too late in the season to come down on her, obviously. Asha says she really wants to finish with four. I don't know why. Why? Gail and Nathan are going on an adventure together. I think that they'll be traveling post docking. Asia tells Captain Sandy about the Polo

and about the interference that the crew has been running for cheese. And Sandy heads down to talk to cheese. Now, we've devised a new scheme to help this process not be so raccoon-like. Beads. Beads. And we learned, Dylan, how she found out to use color beads.

It turns out there's a group out there for Sea Rats to talk. And it's not AA. Or NA. Or sexual addiction. I don't even think it had a name. It's just like a Sea Rats Anonymous. That's right Sea Rats Anonymous. Yeah and that's how she learned this. SRA for short. Right. Yeah well I mean obviously there's a group for this. I mean I'm in you know Magic the Gathering collectible group so obviously there's a group for people who need help with Sea Rat shit. You know, that's what Facebook's for now. And for

people to post vague cries for help. I call it Facebook crimes. They listen to us on APS behind the Bay Wall. Yeah. I have to do this week. Selfie girls like I didn't think these shoes were cool. Yeah. Like, this is so sad that you're posting this. You're 50. Yeah, my favorites are the, the selfies in the car. Can't believe I got out of bed today.

You okay? Yeah, the ominous like, yeah. I don't think I want to die. Oh, you want to what? Wanna what? Alright, so this lowest on the totem pole position is a position that Sandy wants to offer belief in and not punishment. So Ellie gets the beads Do you have faith that this is going to make a difference in any way shape or

form? Absolutely. Okay so the guests arrive. She's if you gave her that pill that they gave those people in the movie Limitless remember that Bradley Cooper? Yeah Bradley Coops. You're like hey look at me like Brie you give it to her like three hours later she's like hey look at me I Like, Bree, you give it to her. Like, three hours later, she's like, hey, look at me. I can make all my crayons color in the lines. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You were supposed to be solving very complicated math problems. Did you write that joke down?

No. OK. Thank god. And listen, I mean, I've said some really stupid shit but I'm just happy you didn't write that down. I'm just saying she's a Dobby. Yeah. I was like where is she going? Where is he going with this? But yeah I, that is funny. What would Cheese do if she got the Limitless drug? She'd color in the lines. Wow, oh, good for you.

So, I mean, we're sorry. No, I'm not. She shouldn't have a job right now. They should have fired her five charters ago. What is she still doing on this boat? OK, so we. I don't think she can read. Definitely not.

You kidding? No, we're joking around. We love you, Ellie. You mean Brie. Brie. Sorry. OK. So she says in Sandy says in her career,

I feel a little yucky about that. Was that too much? No, she completely deserves it. OK. All right. We don't know who she is. We just know her character on the show. That's right. We're not talking about her as a person. We recap it as we see it. That's what the line we always use when people come back and they say, hey, can you stop talking about me? Well, and we say yeah. Hey guys, take it a little bit easy. I'm a custody battle going on Lawyers are telling me that this is not good for the case. Yep Happy to pull back

Sure. Okay, so um God, what was the other one like? I'm gonna kill myself. No, he's like, I'm trying to make myself better. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

It's okay, we're moving on. She gets the beads, we're moving on. The guests arrived, couple of fun Midwesterners. There's so much room for boning in here. fun Midwesterners. There's so much room for boning in here. Asia says I've never been to Ohio. You can skip it. Yeah. Yep. And that's not me trying to be elitist. I think you can skip LA. Yeah, you don't need to come to LA. You skip a lot of places. But definitely Ohio. Sorry.

I mean, the 20th. Columbus, that's where dreams go to die. I mean, there's a listen. You can skip LA. But at the end of the day, we're not going to get the Dayton games in 2020. No, we not. No, we not know we not Okay, what do you want everybody eat and fucking chili and spaghetti and dying on their way home?

It'd be unsafe But no, there's a lot of great stuff in Ohio planes Flatland you guys see for miles kind of planes Nice people I think. Yeah, nice people. Yeah. Got some sports over there.

You get a couple drinks in them, you'll start to see that they're maybe not the nicest people. Just certain groups. I'll cut it. Oh sure. Yeah. Okay so Carrie is flying already. She's exploding bottles and she has been put on cocktail duty. Now we get some Sea Rat history. Jono's mom had a tough life, taught him to move past criticism.

This is one of these entries that you know you filled it out in blue ink we're gonna need you to do it again in black right because what we need to get charting is specificity right if to me it said I went to a dance recital something horrible happened horrible happened recital and it changed my life showed me that I can get through things the devil's in the detail the devil is in the details so John oh, we're gonna need you to Go back to that well or not. I've been like we've said many times you don't want to be on this chart

No, you don't so we've got an absolute pandemonium or we've got absolute pandemonium with this undocking Ian hasn't or he's not seeing things again and As we've discussed what with him holding dimensions together sometimes he gets overwhelmed starts to lose sight of things sees the cosmos as well as the dock so he's in a state of confusion this time it sends him into I I mean, he turns into a mute, essentially. She's like, what's going on? And he's just not speaking. It's very odd.

It's very odd. Someone had pointed out Dylan that the reason we don't find him interesting and we in fact find him annoying is he's not a drunk or a sexual predator. Like most bosons. So he's not interesting to us. But, and I dude, I can't, I am so sorry to the person that wrote this because this made me so happy when I saw it.

I gotta find this. What is it? One of our fans said the reason you don't like Ian is because he looks like Wayne Grow from Heat. And I was like, oh my God. Is that the guy at the beginning during the robbery? He shoots the innocent people and then they spend the entire movie trying to try to find him.

And then Heat is such an amazing movie, but the end makes no sense at all. De Niro goes back to get Wayne grow. Right. And that's when everything goes tits up. It's dumb. It's dumb. De Niro would never do that. He would never do that. It's just so ridiculous. Go ahead. I'm trying to find this. It's dumb. It's dumb. De Niro would never do that. He would never do that.

It's just so ridiculous. Go ahead. I'm trying to find this person's name. Oh, sure. Okay. So then we, uh, let's see here. Oh, it's the tail end of the episode while Dylan fights us. Oh, great name. Norbert. Norbert. Oh, I love that. Yeah. You know, I was going to say, uh, we have lunch, but they didn't really show the food. So I don't even think you can recap that. No, all we have are broken glasses. Um have are broken glasses She says I didn't say calm. I said standby right in front of the gas kind of awkward. It's unprofessional. Yeah, let's just I don't know Awkward situation Ellie and Carrie are going at each other already Ellie feels like she's going to get demoted and Carrie twerks for for ho we put three shackles into play in the wah-wah and we come out in karate gear now This is when we get to Joe and Gail fighting a little bit

He says she doesn't respect me and my question is how could she be or how could she respect you? You've been awarded a title that everyone on the boat knows you don't deserve because Nathan's a more competent person. You've also treated women like absolute shit the entire season and put it on them. So why would she have any respect for you? Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. He also thinks that he can't give her any orders because anything that comes out of his mouth, it seems like he's being condescending. I'm not so sure about that. Yeah. Yeah.

But later on, or in the next 30 seconds, he basically thinks that she's jealous of him in his relationship with Nathan. Is that what he alleges? I think that's what she alleges. Okay, that's right. That's what she alleges. But they have a very uncomfortable moment in the galley

while chewing on some food Some guy comes out talks about Merkins It's always weird when you have like Peter Pan adults that are overtly sexual with stuff. It's like what what is going on? It's not funny and we wrap with The Balkan biscuit going up to Asia Dumb move such use more calculated than that such a move. If you're going to be obsessed with the hierarchical game of oars, you have to play it with a little bit more savvy. You can't just go up to your boss and sloppily suggest that there's a chance that she could betray you. Yeah, I don't even know what she was going for here.

It was odd. It's a good question. What was the what was the aim here? What were we going to achieve after this? God knows. But Asia is triggered by this too. She's kind of had enough of this. And she's like, she's like, I'm just having her shadow. And also, what are you doing? It's my decision anyways, I'll put her wherever the fuck I want. So we'll see what happens next episode. Get in the comments, get in the iTunes reviews. Love us like we love you. Patreon.com slash another podcast network

and have a happy, happy week. Sorry, Labor Day's over, back to work, but hopefully this turns that frown upside down. We love you guys very much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat, say goodbye. Later dudes!