Another Below Deck Podcast - On Golden Blonde | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S5 E13

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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We once again have a love triangle sure or a god there's well if count Gary. I guess there's three guys pursuing her What is that? That's a square. Yeah, it's more like us You know when you see dog shit smeared on the sidewalk. There's really no geometry to it But if you really if you are forced to you can pick out points to draw on yeah, yeah Hi alone welcome to another year of Another below. Let me let let me, I'm a little rusty. Yeah, we've had a couple of weeks off. Welcome aboard on another Brands Fanking New episode

of another Below Deck podcast. Okay, I'm Dylan, that's Pat. Hey, how are you? It's 2025. New studio. New studio. Go to the YouTubes, go to the Patreon. It's all happening, okay? Ruby is back on the Eastern seaboard, Go to the YouTubes, go to the Patreon.

It's all happening. Okay. Ruby is back on the Eastern seaboard, but she's going to be, I got to clear it. You got to clear your throat. Let me pick up this. Let me pick it up here. But Ruby will still be recapping Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

And is she joining us for, do you want to make that announcement Dylan? Yeah, we're going to be doing Traders exclusively at patreon.com slash another podcast network. I cannot wait. Did you watch any season two? I didn't. I'm going to do some prep. You don't need to.

I don't. Now I- I just think it's a joyous experience. My understanding of the show is you do need to have a certain level of intelligence and be cunning. And thus I'm asking myself, how the hell is Tom Sandoval on this show? His head is filled with rocks.

Tom Sandoval is, he is the, what do you call it? It's the front line. It's kind of like cat and he's infantry. You just, you go in there. Oh, they're the first line. they get mowed down by the machine gun Yes, then the good people come up next. Yeah, like the the people at D day that they told you you're you're brave and they were brave But they were sent to die So that's what Tom Sandoval Is there for I know it takes a tremendous amount of cunning It takes a tremendous amount of strategy games gamesmanship, Robert Green-like thinking.

And it's just a marvelous show. We're going to be covering it at patreon.com slash another podcast network. Wild thing happened. Yeah. Not our fault, though. Oh, and really quickly, we have so much holiday stuff to get into.

OK. If ever you've held off on signing up at the $5 tier for patreon.com slash another podcast network. And we're sorry we're hawking the patreon so much. It's just we're really excited. Well, honestly, can I say this really quickly? I don't care if you go or not. I'm just excited about Traders and APS. Me too. That being said, I could fill three separate shows of another podcast show with what I just experienced over Christmas break. It was the worst Christmas break I ever had.

It was not anything resembling a vacation. My kids had three and a half weeks off from school. I don't even know how that's legal and I still had to pay for the month. My mother-in-law on Christmas day had a stroke in our living room. Oh my God. 911's called, I have nine wonderful.

Is she still with us? She is still with us. Just everything was crazy. We did a trip to. What's that? Little leaning one way. What do you mean leaning leaning? Well, you know, the stroke can.

Leaning leaning. I'm not sure if I'm picking up with your throwing down. You know, I mean, your hands can. Your strokes can be really. She's okay. Okay. She's okay. She slept over that night.

We had to make sure she was okay. She refused to go to the hospital, although I was begging her to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. You had to make a room for her? She slept on the couch. Okay. Worst three weeks of my life, and I can't even remember the last time I had three

weeks consecutively in a row that were the worst weeks of my life and I can't remember the last time I had three weeks Consecutively in a row that were the worst weeks of my life I hated all of it and I'm gonna bitch about it on another podcast. Yeah, obviously Me too. Just the worst Christmas ever. No, it was lovely lots of lots of movies. We watched so many movies I'm gonna have to do one word reviews for everything But yeah, LA always turns into a cesspool of scumbag behavior. The city just melts down over the holidays. So we're going to break all of it down on APS. Oh, Dill, maybe one other piece of business you might want to announce just for the people

that just know us from below deck. You're going to be a dad. Oh, yeah. Yep. Yep. So let's get into it. Um, we were we took a couple weeks off. Well, it's a holiday. Yeah, it's a holiday. Um, and I'm gonna get into this on APS. Bravo doesn't see it that way, though. These people that need to work over the holidays it's like if you okay if you're doing something important and you're compensated for it by all means but these grinders you know it's just you know I can imagine the people over at Bravo PR, these people are running around with like chickens

with their heads cut off. When are we gonna drop these episodes? Let me answer that question. No one gives a shit. So just take some time off. I wanna get their ratings. Because what Dylan's referring to is that Bravo decided the day before New Year's Eve to drop an episode

of Below Deck, which I'm confident no one watched because no one in our Facebook group and there are thousands right even talked about it. Right, right. No, people were spending time with their family, they were watching Home Alone, maybe they were watching Troy, I'm not sure, maybe they were you know playing Croquet, I'm not sure, but no one was watching Below Deck, including us. So we missed an episode wherein there was a feud between Interior and the guests. And we want to apologize for that. Maybe we'll, I don't know, maybe we're going to watch it. No. Well, look, I find it,

it's tough for me because you know, I'm a workaholic and I have take a lot of pride in my recapping shows. In our canon of our recapping, it would be odd to have one missing episode. Perhaps we don't recap it and it becomes part of our lore. I love that. I love lore. All right, let's get into the episode. Dude, I got a flight to Las Vegas today, and I'm not looking forward to it. You and I hate Las Vegas.

I hate it with the passion of seven sons. I hate it. It is disgusting. It's disgusting. And it's expensive. It's so expensive. It's so disgusting. These Santa Ana winds are very, very serious.

And I got to probably get on a Boeing plane. Those things are held together by rubber bands. I mean, everybody pray for me. Okay, so what did you think of this episode? We return to Below Deck Sailing Yacht in a new year. Thoughts and dots, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I like the episode, especially the beginning of the episode where the primaries give Glenn a real-time Yelp review.

We'll get into that when I recap the show. Sure, sure. The funny part about this, and Daisy, block your ears if you're listening, because I do like you as a person, and if you ever come to town, I'll definitely go out and have a margarita with you. Yeah. That being said. Maybe even a paloma.

Once again, we are diving into Daisy's love life quite a bit. I was over it last season. We once again have a love triangle. Or, God, there's, well, if Count and Gary, I guess there's three guys pursuing her. What is that? That's a square. Yeah, it's more like a,

you know when you see dog shit smeared on the sidewalk? There's really no geometry to it, but if you are forced to, you can pick out points to draw lines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what this is. Well, I'm over watching her love life. She's brought some enjoyment,

entertainment pleasure to this season, but I think it's time to move on with her. I'm sorry, Daisy. Well, I mean, and listen listen we'll get into it, but The love between priest and Daisy is just one of the most Fucking vanilla way for tepid boring things. I mean who that's my boy who holds hands like that before you even bang Just dorks tell me about it Although that being I'll tell you about it. That being said, I missed watching this show and I love recapping it, so I'm going to give

it 50 knots. Okay, I love watching this show and I love recapping it and that's why I'm going to give it four pots. I thought it was a good episode, but listen, who really knows what happened? You know what I mean? Sorry, I'm pulling up my notes and trying to give my thoughts on the show. You know, listen, who really knows what happened? You know what I mean? Sorry, I'm pulling up my notes and trying to give my thoughts on the show.

Dani continues to be, Dani is not a girl's girl. No. Right? She's the opposite of that. She's a Machiavellian dickhound, which there's nothing wrong with that. She's an MCB. Why is that? Massive coochie block. That's right. That's right. Sorry I do need to shake the rust off a little bit because I should have known what MCB was

obviously. You know MCB and you can lead a horse to water are essentially the same. I mean it should have, you know So yeah, I mean these these are the kind of idioms and phrases that Propel us forward in culture Through the ages. Um, okay. So Danny is not only an MCB. She is Gen Z. And the thing that's so frustrating about Gen Z, if you've ever had to manage this generation of people, and I know I sound like Clint Eastwood pointing guns at mums right now.

Well, you're part of the old person club now, Del. I'm 34 years old now, so I'm old and disgusting and geriatric. Here's what it means, congratulations, when you're part of the old person club. You think the younger generation is lazy. Saturday Night Live isn't funny anymore. Saturday Night Live is this weird thing where,

and we're going to get into blow deck, but there's this weird thing where boomers are starting to like SNL again. That's how unfunny SNL is. Hold on. It's the 50th. They barely are showcasing all the young people. This is every episode is some luminary from the past. I'll take Marty short. Just give me nine Marty shorts. This, this we, we, so all the boomers over the holidays were like the

Christmas episode. You got to watch the Christmas episode. It's so funny. Watching the Christmas episode and they're doing this thing where they're cutting to Scarlett Johansson backstage where, while Colin Jost is telling these, I'm like, you have got to be fucking kidding me. And that guy that does all the, yeah, that guy, so anyways, I'm old. Yeah, that's right.

Welcome to the club Gen Z Seeing someone tell their boss She gives her boss a performance review. She did she says you are failing to inspire my work Okay, the We have failed this generation of youngsters because there is no way in hell you should ever even conceive of having that conversation with your boss. Four Pots, phenomenal episode. Let's get into it.

Yeah. So we're back on this shoe box. It's filled with Sea Rats and the guests, these women seem to have had a fine time, but they hated the white bitches on this show. Well, they were mouthing off. They were mouthing off. And it does not surprise me that Danny and Deanna were not good to these people because Danny and Deanna hate working.

They despise it. Look, in service it's understood that you're part of the job is to take a certain level or amount of crow. You have to eat it and enjoy it and put a smile on your face. That's why you get paid the big bucks. That's why you get paid the big bucks. Now that being said, people can cross the line and be extremely rude. Yeah. Unfortunately, I didn't watch the episode so I had to know. Yeah. But.

Yeah. We were too busy spending time with our families. That's right. Yeah. But the primary, I believe her name is Sherry, she reads Glenn the Riot Act. She does read Glenn the Riot Act. And then when they're getting off the boat, they read the interior of the Riot Act.

And Daisy says that seemed very directed. Yeah. Yeah. It didn't seem very direct. Master of the obvious. Yeah. Now I do want to say this, Dylan. Also, one other gripe they had is they felt that the interior smiled to their face, but when they were in the back rooms, they were talking behind their backs. You can't control that. Well, I was going to say, have you seen the show below deck?

Yeah. And also what they do. Have you gone to a diner and asked for new silverware? Because you're going to get nor a virus. Forget gossip. You're going to get sick. So anyways, Danny and Daisy, the guest apart and Danny and Daisy have a chat. This is the Gen Z conversation I was referring to Daisy is

Pulling a captain Lee. I guess she's not doing anything. She's scrolling on her phone and then she's coming up from darkness Just screaming to people. That's right Now this is the conversation where Danny tells her that she's as a result of Daisy dot caring She in fact has lost her passion as a sea rat As a result of daisy dot caring, she in fact has lost her passion as a sea rat, which is cleaning toilets and making cocktails that tastes like cough syrup. And I was thinking, is there a lower rung of an occupation where you have still have passion for it? Yeah.

Uh, working at an X rated movie theater as the cleanup guy for the floor. Okay. So I have passion for that. There's a, there's a place on Santa Monica Boulevard that I drive past very often in East Hollywood Which is one of the most disgusting places on earth He's not exaggerating. It's really just people are like global travelers. They're like have you been to I don't know

Let's offend some people the Congo Or I Don't know like places in Europe are disgusting too okay and there are disgusting places all over the world they're all over the world I mean look at the United States Ellis Island a beacon of hope and prosperity here in Los Angeles Tinseltown it's one of the most disgusting places on planet Earth should even call it Tinseltown anymore and you one of the most disgusting places on planet Earth. You shouldn't even call it Tinseltown anymore. Anyways.

You were going to say that there's an X-rated theater. There's an X-rated theater. It's a little shoebox. It's XXX Tiki Theater. Okay. Funny you mention that. Okay. Because some guy in the 90s worked there and he had a passion. Right. And his job was cleaning stuff up off the floor. Right.

And if you asked him, he'd probably say, you know, whenever Pee Wee Herman would come through town, you know, those were the salad days. No one dropped a load on the floor like Pee Wee. And I had a passion for cleaning it up. But now I've lost that passion. I'm just like Danny. And even weirder, there was a guy that was like, I want to save space for people to come

and fucking stroke themselves off in public. I mean, it's like, why are we setting up cathedrals for that kind of deviancy? It's disgusting. But I was thinking about sitting in those chairs. I mean, who would sit down? I don't care if you're wearing ski pants, who would sit on those chairs?

It's... They have seats for a reason. It's crazy to me. But yeah, you, Danny, getting back to the show, passion is a word that should come five million nautical miles from this conversation. You are cleaning up puke and making margaritas in the wrong glasses. Okay. So there's no, you're not a novelist.

Okay. is in the wrong glasses. OK, so there's no, you're not a novelist. OK. But yeah, she kind of dominates Daisy in this conversation. And I think Daisy's really caught off guard. She's blindsided by it. I think this is where you break down the fourth wall. Daisy is not accustomed to this type of critique. This is her fourth go, I believe, on this show. She's a television star.

Right. How dare you talk to me like that, C-Rat? I'm better than you. Yeah. So Glenn and Daisy have a chat. And this is kind of, you know, this is the 15th plate at the buffet for Daisy. It's too much. And she has to go to the bathroom.

She is very emotional at Glenn telling her that she's failing. And she has to go outside, take a beat, and then come back in. Now, again, we didn't really see what happened last episode, but I feel like- She said the guests were tough. I feel like Daisy's tougher than this, right? Dylan, again, I hate to break down the fourth wall,

but I think at some point she's like, why am I putting up with this shit? Right. I'm a pretency rat. Right yeah and you know what? I think this is what happened to Kate the Queen of the Sea, Chastain. Eventually on her eighth season she was like I'm getting talked down to. It's what it's what happened. I'm hanging out with fucking John Legend next week why am I on this boat getting yelled at by you? Dude it's what happened to TB12 you know. Who getting yelled at? It's a dude. It's what happened to a TB 12

You know who's TB 12 Tom Brady? Oh, Bill Belichick's like you're five minutes late to the main He's like what the fuck are you talking about my rings bitch? By the way, here's a crystal ball. This is what the future looks like without me asshole. Yeah Congrats on that last wind. I was great for the Pats I mean this is sports corner I mean just nuts anyways sorry to all the New England Patriot fans out there that was crazy all right Danny tells Deanna that she told their boss that she thinks that she is a lazy bitch and Deanna does not co-sign that Danny's going rogue and Dani is the star of her own show.

Well, and well. And for good reason, she'll be back next season. She's great TV. Deanna makes a good point here. It's way better to have a checked out chief stew. Yeah. Right, you want someone walking by a railing and putting their finger on it, seeing if there's dust?

Yeah. Fuck no. Right, right. Because standards of excellence have no part to play in this boat. Absolutely not. I mean, come on, we're not at the fucking Four Seasons. We're in a shoe box in the middle of the ocean. Who was the Chiefs do in the first season?

Adrian. Adrian. Right, would you rather have Adrian or would you rather have Daisy? So the tip. Oh yeah, 15 K. Again, we're flying blind. I don't know if it was one day, two days, three days. So we're getting ready for a big night. Okay. Chase is shaving his nuts. That is when a man shaves his scrotum. That is a big deal. Okay.

You have to be very careful. You have to be extremely careful. You have to be extremely careful. And if you're going to navigate the dunes of your scrotal sack with a blade, you are pretty much... There's a good bet that something is going to happen down there because it's too perilous an activity to do it on a regular basis. I'm going to make a prediction for 2025 I think the pubes are coming back you think I think so Wow, they've been gone for 25 years

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you miss them? I think so. Yeah. Mm-hmm Are you a regular shaver? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know little self Deprecation area. I'm Irish, God punished me down in the downstairs department. You shave off that pubic hair, you earn yourself an extra two inches. Yeah, and it looks like two inches, it's not. It's still tiny. And I'm there with you, I'm half Irish.

So, just pathetic dicks on us. Big time, that's why I podcast. You know, you can overcome anything with humor But it's a marvel that we got it over the line because you could be funny and then you have to get into the bed And then we're both so bad at sex. That's right We're so lucky big time big time All right. So Daisy wants to reprimand Danny, but she says she's going to handle it when she's drunk.

Which she doesn't do, but she's done that before and it's always a bad move. So they hop in the vans and Cloyce tells us his... was Mrs. Robinson the one in the graduate? Yeah, yeah, Anne Bancroft, I believe she was married to, who's the guy who wrote Blazing Saddles? Mel Brooks? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, we got a little. Oh my gosh, we got to talk about the Golden Globes at APS too.

Oh man, we got like eight shows we can do. I know, dude. Holy cow. I quite enjoyed the Golden Globes. I will say, unlike the Oscars though, we could break up the awards with a little music performances. Yeah, I love that. Golden Globes. I will say, unlike the Oscars though, we could break up the awards with a little music performances. Yeah, I love that.

I love that. Yeah, there's so many awards though, cause it's all the- It's everything. It's all the, you know, the, what's that show about, or what's that movie about the deformed people in the desert?

A movie about deformed people in the desert? Yeah, and they- Is it new? No, it's from like the 2000s. Is it a horror movie? Yeah. Oh, they made a couple of those. Yeah, they made a couple of them. The Hills Have Eyes.

The Hills Have Eyes. So those are the TV people. And they have to give those awards to the TV people. The Hills Have Eyes. And they're all looking at the stage waiting and drooling for their time. So you can't really do too many musical performances. That's right.

Otherwise it would just be a five hour show. Yeah. And it already is a five hour show, especially when Zoe Saldana is getting up there just blowing the light, crying and speaking in Latin accents and then going off and on. We'll talk about the Globes later. Okay.

He's infuriating. All right, so let's get to some, I'm not even gonna call it, dignify this with calling it Sea Rat history, but Cloyce tells us he met a girl when he was 17 at a swingers club. He met a woman. Oh, that's right.

And after they had sex with 18 random people, she wanted to get married. He learned she was 23 and then he dumped her ass. Now I'm gonna give this a 1 for creativity and a 0 on the truthfulness scale. He completely made this up. Cloyce, you're a liar. Yeah. Hey Cloyce, you're a liar. Yeah. I bet you had a threesome with two girls from Canada, two ones that we can't find. Okay? Yeah. Cloyce, you're a liar. Okay. Danny says that she hates fighting and then well they sit down to dinner and Danny says that she hates fighting and then proceeds to deliver This she has so many much fucking

Bald meat and gravy in her mouth that it was tough to make out what she was saying But she said that if she's hurt she's gonna let you know that she's hurt by what you said Oh, well, so I'll swallow your fit Then anything left at dinner cuz they had a nightclub dunes and if you noticed Gary Gary sobriety lasted about as much time as the batteries and my grandma this vibrator. Yeah, that's yeah He's back on the sauce. Wait. Sorry very confusing analogy. Are you saying that she's using it so much that they're wearing it? Yeah, that's right. My grandpa Al, he went asexual the last 30 years of their life and she hated his guts.

Really? Yes. And she just buzzed down there. You know, she told us that, well, he had said, I want to die at home. She didn't let him die at home. She kept him at that hospital because she really hated him. Wow. That is a vengeful bitch right there.

Yes. Took it to the grave. 95 years old. Her sister's still alive. I just found out 105 years old. Really? Yep. You have any contact? No, my, uh, my mom does though, because that's her aunt. I mean, what are you really going to get from a hunter? Lois, drink this from a straw.

They say that they're wise, but you can't pull the wisdom out of them. They've lost the ability to think and speak. I want to be dead before that. Me too. Pretty sure I will be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How's the matcha? Delicious. I am feeling it coursing through my veins. You know, these winds are pretty serious, huh? Yeah. I broke

down my fence behind the studio, so I gotta fucking fix that this weekend. Oh, really? And then producer Kaelin left the goddamn heater on in the studio for the last 24 hours. I think I should charge him for that. 1777. I was gonna do $75. Oh wow that's very expensive. Yeah because you know this is expensive. Yeah. So I'm good with 75. Yeah. Yeah. So the priest asks Gary if he and Daisy can hook up and the priest and Daisy actually work out quite well. I feel bad for Cloyce. He's a liar, right? But I love, I kind of love Cloyce and I'm sorry he lost his MILF and, uh, and Daisy, but we had home and we get to the boat.

Um, I am so confused as to why chase is banging away at Rugrat when Deanne is there. It just, it breaks my heart. Well, such a sweetheart, Dylan, you know this as a man. Sometimes it's the as our old radio personality that you and I used to listen to Tom like he used to say, right? Easy access. Yeah. Yeah. So Danny is making it almost impossible to refuse. Yeah I'm still disappointed in Chase. Mmm. It just makes me sad because Danny's she's just awful. All right Gary is a little bit

pissed about Keith and Gary's pissed about Keith because Gary has an issue with control I don't think Gary has any interest in Daisy now I think he just doesn't like the places that he's marked being pissed on yeah you know he's not getting the attention he likes attention on himself all right let's get to the next morning next morning There's tension between Daisy and Danny yeah, my notes corrected to Sleigh oh Which is like we pretty wild well Gary suggests cuz you know their roommates that Daisy Daisy work it out with her. Yeah, she doesn't want to do that

Well, Gary is like a human chastity belt for Daisy and and priest though it like he's waking up in the morning and he's just Just scheming as to how he can emotionally manipulate the situation and dry it up. He is also an MCB Yes, he is big-time MCB. All right, let's get to it. It's the preface sheet meeting I love this one. We're doing drag baby. Yes we're going to have an intergalactic themed dinner and We're going to have sexual harassment up and down the boat for the next three days. Mm-hmm Anything else on the preference sheet? I

Think that's it. Did it mention that they plan on referring to a sexual act in a vulgar manner every four and a half seconds? Well, and it's there. So there's there's drag queens. And then there's the real creep, I think is a porn director. Yeah, he's creepy. The you know, these people, these porn directors, they're never not creepy people. If I'm a farmer, or we're a group of farmers that book this, every reference we make while we're on the charter does not need to be in reference to fertilizer or, oh, are those

new carrots? Right, right, right. I don't know why this particular vertical of an occupation has to constantly refer to itself. It's a sketch comedy routine. Like always finding a way to loop back to, um... Anal! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, at one point Glenn is unfurling the sail and he says there's a lot of friction

and one of the women moans. A friction of the sail? God, what are we doing? They're putting it on. All right, so. You do you booze. Daisy and Danny have a conversation and I'm on my feet clapping for Daisy right now. Anyone who has had to manage youngsters

knows that this is very, very difficult and Daisy gets her to apologize in a Jedi mind trick kind of way. Well, Jedi mind trick are just a reminder of, hey, I'm letting you bang it out in those guest cabins. You want that privilege? I need an apology. That's a good point.

That's a good point. But it doesn't really take, right? Dani in the moment is like, whoa, I got a little beat up on there and I lost. She lost the high ground, Anakin. But cut to a talking head and Dani says, without any irony, Daisy is threatened by me. Now, meanwhile, Keith does a little IMDB search

on that director's work. He does, yes. Quite a scope of work. We have Shaving Ryan's Privates, Butts Up Doc, Jurassic Pork, Sleeping Booty, and Thanks For Making My Makeup Melt. Yeah. We also have Sweet Meat, Urine. Good Will Humping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, urine, goodwill humping.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I... Pocahontas. I miss the days of clever porn titles because now it's just like hot milk gets asshole destroyed, you know, and it's like... Yeah, there's an art to Navy. Can we like add some kind of romanticism to the titling? When I snuck in my mom's closet when she was away at work

And saw that VH tape VH VHS tape up on the shelf that said on gold and blonde. I was enamored by the title, right? Yeah, if I had just seen Pork my face right until my eyes pop out of my head I don't think if I would have been as interesting right right Like, sad bitch gets spit on and covered in more spit. It's like, what was the title of it? On Gold and Blonde? Yeah, yeah. A reference to a very good film in the 80s.

That is, that fills me, and it's just me, with a sense of mirage, a sense of adventure, a sense of intrigue and curiosity freaking you know Peter gets split in half by two students it's just like and we're pointing out how disgusting it is it fills me with none of that do I click on it And we're pointing out how disgusting it is. It fills me with none of that. Do I click on it? Yes.

Yes. I'm a guy, after all. Yeah. You know, I was thinking, really hot guys who are very famous, you know, these stories of Will Chamberlain having sex with 10,000 women and stuff like that, they treat women the way that we treat masturbation. It's just kind of like a load management thing.

You know what I mean? It's a very it's it's sad. Yeah, it's sex should be only for procreation. Okay, Ben Shapiro. The guests arrived. Yeah, yeah. Super quick start to the Andy Dick treatment of the crew. How can we convince Glenn to let you out with us? And one of them says anal. Ladies, can we just chill a little bit?

We've mentioned it. We've been puritanical enough this episode, I think. OK, so we. Did you catch one of the guests walking out of the bathroom and says, I'm done being a pill bitch? No. Yeah, that was a subtle little catch there. Well, I can't tell you how many times I've said that.

And let me say this. We say the same thing for the drunk hags that come aboard this vessel and the bloated Floridian yacht trash guys who look like hot dogs. Oh we spread it around. Constantly hitting on the girls it's just gross. So obviously with drag queens coming on we're going to have a underbelly bizarre story with Daffodil. Of course. Right? Okay. So Daffodil and this is just I guess a Daffodil moment. He participated in a drag show and won he thinks ice cream. Ice cream. Okay. This is like this is a man in a moisture wicking,

Parsifal polo who has done literally everything. I mean, he's not even a human being. He's like, he's this orb of hedonistic exploration. You know, he shot heroin in his toes, I think, not because he couldn't find a track, but just because he's a free spirit. He could. Yeah. He's a free spirit.

Yeah. Anyways, they sale. It was kind of boring. Things go flying. Got anything on that? No. Let's move on. Fresh fruit is served and it tastes like onion.

And this is where I was like yeah garlic but it was it was actually a red onion that had been on the micro plastic cutting board that Cloyce had not washed I had no idea that it could transfer that oh my god yeah wow yeah well you don't really cook no I don't but I don't know we use knives in the house and I haven't seen flavors pass on the way. I like make waffles and stuff for the kids in the morning and I've never heard Ali complain, hey, why's this taste like ham? Did you pig out over the holidays?

Yeah, I gained 10 pounds. Did you really? Oh, I'm so happy for you. Yeah, I'm gonna start losing the weight now. Yeah. Yeah. Sucks. Yeah.

Sucks. I am so proud of the way that these queens handled this because if you were brought up fresh fruit and it tastes like onion, that is so fucking not okay and they were just like you know what we're paying a lot for this vacation we're standing up for ourselves. You need to fix this situation immediately because dragon fruit shouldn't taste. I'm not, we've been lewd enough this episode. Yeah, I think so. Okay.

Shouldn't taste like onion. I mean, what is the impulse there to bring up some crazy gross thing? You know what I mean? Come on, Dill. Chase and Danny are kissing wounds. Don't like that. That is gross. Cloyce is struggling quite a bit at dinner at 10 o'clock. For those who are in Drag Race,

which is an amazing show, very talented people, can you let me know, let us know, is Detox a good drag name? Some of these drag names are amazing. Detox, I don't like. It's easy to remember, I'll tell you that. Yeah, I guess. So dinner is served, cheese croquettes are kick things off. Lola was not thrilled and Lola is the primary. The rest of the table is floored by them because they looked to have a beautiful delicate substantive crust with an aioli drizzled on top of them in a come-like manner. So that should have been a plus. But Lolo was not impressed with the fact that it was just cheese.

A cheese stick in ball form. Now, bruleed goat cheese salad is up next. And the guests like it, but make fun of Cloyce being young now. Um, we're, I forgot what this guy said, but he said something about, um, I don't know, they were just mocking Cloyce so much. I was just like, you get, let's move on. Sure. Let's move on. Just, I think I want to say... kind of annoying. Yeah. Just annoying. Now... To be judged on the food that he's presenting. Yeah, sure. Now, the goat cheese salad goes off without a hitch. The cheese balls are great. There is a

lot of cheese. But up next we have some smoked meat that we're gonna serve and it has been Vegas theatrics by the way yeah yeah it's been nine minutes between the salad and the steak now if you are in a pie eating competition that's something you could be a little pissed off about that because they're eating into your record. You finished the pie. If you're just at a dinner, nine minutes is nothing. Just hang out and enjoy the meal. That's right, enjoy your glass of wine.

That's right. But they are, it does get a little bit longer. The smoke is not working and we'll find out what happens next episode when Gary goes out with the crew and comes back. And I don't know, maybe there's more blood everywhere. We're not sure. But we'll be back next week. Join us at patreon.com slash another podcast network. Getting the reviews. Oh, we'll read reviews next week because a lot came in. Oh, really? Yeah, they're sweet. They're not ones. They're not

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