Another Below Deck Podcast - Safety First | Below Deck S3 E9

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to break down safety, Snowpiercer, James Bond, beautiful steak and beautiful lobster and love and even more from Bravo's Below Deck. Patreon - Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast

Safety first! But he needed to do it. I mean these people are acting like lunatics. You see how close that jet ski or water ski, whatever, could have killed someone. It could have killed somebody and that's a problem I have with these adrenaline junkies. You know they're all like, I know you're gonna be okay. And it's like well hang on a second. I'm scared though. So did you ever think about that adrenaline Adrenaline Junkie? Don't do that. Hi, hello and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast aka bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's Pat.

Permission to come aboard. Granted. Hey, I should have brought this up before we started recording. I don't know the greatest handle of this episode. I can help you out. You think you want to just take the reins today? Because I was like kind of like getting talked to it. Like people just wouldn't stop coming to my office.

I was trying to watch it and it was just like, Why don't we do it together? I can kind of set us up. I'll tell you you me. You want me to go? Yeah, probably just all right. Let's start right now. What are your thoughts and dots? All right. First, we have to get to PSA. Oh, that's right. Take it away. We are covering summer house at patreon.com slash into the podcast network. You know, yeah We have to watch the show to enjoy our coverage of it. We're doing it with Ruby Wren. Yeah Poopies now, I don't call her that I Call her papaya dog girl and She's really fun to recap that with and then we also have another podcast show there

Dylan we recapped his baby shower this weekend, which was absolutely lovely. Yeah, I wish it was more catastrophic. I wish there was more shot in front, but it was really just a beautiful day commemorating the love of me and my wife and our daughter, baby Lucy. I can't wait for that. And then we had a man.

She is so goddamn pregnant right now. Oh, yeah, she is. That's beautiful. It's so crazy that it's like hard on this side and then also hard on that side and you're like what's going on in there? Is there like is that the ass? And then that's the head and then also you know my my darling wife she's she's taken to snoring at night. I said honey honey you're snoring like crazy you're you're selling locks and she was let me tell you what's happening to me My liver has grown 40% in size my heart My she shows me this tick tock and all of her organs are getting bigger and bigger because the the parasite is leeching all

Of her nutrients away from her right, but the lungs I don't think get bigger but all the organs of the baby smushes the diaphragm up so you can't really take any breath so at night you're just And that's why she's your queen and that's why you will treat her like the little princess that she is for the rest mushes the diaphragm up so you can't really take any breath. So at night you're just, oh, and that's why she's your queen. And that's why you will treat her like the little princess that she is for the rest of her life. I'll treat her doing this for you. I'll treat her like the little queen that she is.

She's such a brave warrior to go through this as are all women. We love women. Big advocates. Big advocates of women. And there's this crazy thing that happens where she's snoring at night. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm trying to sleep right and I

can't because she's snoring. So I'll do like gentle things not to disrupt your sleep. Well, I more shift. It's an abrupt but soft shift. Right? When I sleep on my back, I snore, and that's when my wife kicks me from the side. Let's get to some iTunes Razor reviews as well. This is a great one from Barry the Dog. Love Barry the Dog. Awesome show, five stars.

You guys make my day when I get to listen to your recaps of some shows that otherwise would make me feel gay. Stay out of politics, and I will keep listening. I should have read that one before I read it. I kind of just ripped off and said that one. But yeah, that was a great review. Keep them coming, five stars, kind words. Join us at patreon.com, such as the podcast network.

I will now give you my thoughts and my thoughts. Also, DotAstro projected last night, it was very scary. She was very far away. It took her a while to come back. She sees different dimensions. Yeah. Also, Dodd Astro projected last night, it was very scary, she was very far away, it took her a while to come back. She sees different dimensions. Yeah. You know where the Anunnaki live?

No. She does. Wow. I know. She went there last night, she goes, how the heck did you guys drill all those holes underneath the Pyramid of Giza? They were like, this is how we did it. And then she comes back, doesn't know English,

can't even communicate it to us. Well, when I talked to Dot, I asked her, I said, tell me more about it. And she said, you can't know because if you do, your brain won't be able to fathom it. It will actually explode when I share it with you. Right, right, right. So then I just left.

Yeah, no, I mean, there are certain things. I cleaned the kitty litter bin before I left. OK, I appreciate you breaking into my house and talking to my cat without letting me know. But you know, you know, Marie-Louise Vauphans, acolyte of Carl Jung, she got Parkinson's and she said that it was because she flew too close to the Sun. When you do, like when you get too close to these goddamn cosmic beings the way that cats can, they'll fry ya. You know what I mean? But we gotta talk about the show. This is my bad, okay? close to these goddamn cosmic beings the way the cats can they'll fry ya you

know what I mean but we got to talk about the show this is my bad okay what are your thoughts and nods I love this show oh my god do I love this show I love this show so much it is quite a return to form you know this is what's a good example is there ever a third movie that was better than the second movie? That was worse than the first movie? Oh, that's a great point. I'd say Empire Strikes Back was better than Star Wars. You think?

But Star Wars wasn't awful. But it didn't need to return. No, no, no. Yeah. Did Buffy have like a bad couple of seasons and they were like return, it's return to form. I have it. Yeah. All right. Walking Dead season one is basically a six hour movie. It was only six episodes in 2010 and then season two, something happens. Season three, something you're like,

I think this show kind of sucks. And then season five, they did a six episode arc called Terminal. Oh wow. And it was about those people that are starting to eat people. Terminus. Sorry it was called Terminus. Oh cool. And it was a six episode arc. It was like it was written by people that weren't actually writing for the show. They were actually good writers. And that was a return to form and then it went back to being a piece of shit. Do you lie with him, Laurie? Is that a what's his face? Do you lie down with him, Laurie?

And then they just kill all those. I love that there was some moral quandary about whether or not to kill the little girl and the, she's a goddamn zombie. What are you talking about? She's not there anymore. Blow her freaking head off. She's going to kill you. What is wrong with these people? That show sucks. Okay, 90 pots. You love this

episode. Yeah, heck yeah. All right, I love this episode. All the cast members are just bringing it in their own special ways. Harry is firing on all cylinders. Oh yeah. Did you catch that little moment where he asked Adair how Weehan's kissing skills was? Yeah. Okay, to some, that might've just been a passive little tidbit of conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But for someone like Patty that observes television and understands who is a potential shit-ster, that was a pretty epic move because he, had he heard that he was not a good kisser, would have backchanneled that information to some of his past relationships. He's a stirrer. He's a lanky.

He's a sleuth. And he hates wein'. That little moment with Marina, essentially, I don't know if she contracted Tourette's or what the fuck was going on in that galley. But to tell Captain Jason, uh, what are you? He's like a little moody today. Hey, Krabby pants.

What's going on, bitch? I wish I had Tourette's. No, you don't. It's actually a very, very difficult thing to live with. Nice to meet you. Boy, that shirt makes your face look fat. I'm sorry. I have torrents. I didn't mean that. Yeah. I'm counting your chins right now. Oh, there I go again. Yeah. Torrents.

That's not torrents. Can I tell you something? Quick, quick personal story. I had to go lift a fallen elder the other day. Oh, no. I had to do that with my dad a couple of times. Yeah. I fall it and I keep getting up. You know those commercials? Yeah. It's very sad actually because we take it for granted,

but getting up actually is pretty challenging for some people. Yeah, for very, very old people and very fat people. And babies. My dad was both. Yeah, so I go over there. I'm not sure why I brought this up. Oh, you said that you wish you had Tourette's.

So I go over and it's an awkward moment. I'm helping a friend out and you know, their father had fallen and I go, man, I'm trying to break the ice because you know, he's embarrassed about this, right? Of course. So I go on. I go, gosh, do I, I envy you. I wish I could just sit on the floor and do nothing for a while. Man has cancer and he can't get up for the first time in his life. Like he's really going through it.

But we figured it out. We heaved him. You should have said you had to rats. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. Okay. I, yeah. All right. I love this season. This season is amazing. Well done. I look, I don't like to go back to the past. I hated sailing so much what you did to it. You are honestly, I would have, pun coming, jumped ship. yeah had I not being been paid to watch this show and recap it but thank God Captain Jason and this cast have

saved this season Gary and Daisy talking about their fucking relationship you gotta be kidding me. I care about you too a lot. I'm very emotionally invested. What's gonna happen you know next week on what's gonna happen? You know Next week on what's gonna happen? You know? Oh and other news I I've been in touch with Corinne Olympias not sure if you enjoyed her a little stint on Nick Viall season or Bachelor in Paradise Corinne is a TV. She's like a Roman Candles. She's great for TV. She's also essentially a Sea Rat I mean she has enough money to not be a Sea Rat so that means that she may or may not behave in a flaky manner So who the fuck knows hopefully something good because I talked to her today. She said well I don't think anything happens with me on the show. I'm like, oh don't worry about it We want you to talk shit about the show. Yeah, so hopefully we'll have her on next week

All right. Anyway, should I begin? I'm gonna give it a 90 knots. Okay, great. That's great. All right Let's begin the show. All right, so the department heads discuss how to work better Yeah with each other right and much of the issue is with in fact with we hand and the exterior Yeah, and but we hand after he gets a lot of feedback has a solid excuse for why his team is failing Drinking all this goddamn water to drink water Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And also he points out his, uh, you guys have no idea what you're talking about. We've been out there. It's so hot and we're drinking.

I feel like I had it when I started and then it kind of fell apart in your head because you were doing a good job. Prongs, prongs, prongs, prongs, prongs. That's how you got to do it. All right. Well, anyway, no, it's so hot. That's why we're drinking all this water. He suggests he has a laid back management style. Now, Captain Glenn has a laid back management style. But he knows when to throw the hammer down. Sure.

I don't think Weehan does, except when it's someone trying to step on his toes, which. Yeah, and with Glenn, it's not so much a hammer as it is a syringe of some neurotoxin Well, that's to knock someone out so that you can cut their body parts off and bury them right? Yeah, exactly right All right. Yeah, we end is Yeah, I Love regular Barbie in this moment because she's like you you don't see it. You're the sea rats don't respect you They're drinking espressos in front of you on the job.

He's like, that's just the way I manage. That's his management style. Ultimately, he gets defensive, and he tells Z and Laura he's going to do whatever the fuck he's going to do. Now, to Zarina's credit, I have to, because when you have these meetings, something productive needs to come out of it. She says, I have a suggestion.

I have a suggestion. How about after the next preference sheet meeting? We all stay 20 minutes after the meeting and kind of pull it together. Yeah. Solid. Right. Um, we in is this, this, it just doesn't go well and he's going to get fired. I'm putting the line at three episodes. You are. I just watched the trailer for next week's episode. That's when Johnny starts punching a wall. I'm concerned about him too. Oh, no. Not Johnny.

I can tell you this. I'm not going to give any. Dylan, get some out of here. I'm not going to give any spoilers. Someone new does come in. I'm just going to say that for the audience. I don't think I'd get in trouble with that. I'm just going to say.

All right. Let's move on here. You would get in trouble for that. I would? Yeah. Why? Because nope, that's never been, that's not been hinted at. It hasn't? Well, it kind of has. But it's still a spoiler, dude. Oh, it is? Yeah. Oh, should we edit it out? How do you know that? It's in my head. What kind of answer is that? It's in my head. Is that what Kat told me? My Kat told you? No, she didn't. She does not care about Patrick. You have said that my cat has bad angles, that she is overweight and that she cares about below deck. To be fair, to me. I don't know which of those three is the most insulting.

To be fair to be. Telling her she didn't take photos because of bad angles and the fact that she was overweight. Tarots. All right, minutes later, Zarina and Laura meet and they agree we hand as a stubborn asshole. All right, now this is a very important thing in the episode. Harry, who I love, he's my favorite cast member,

he asks Serena some relationship advice. Did you catch this one, Dale? Oh yeah, I loved it. She suggests he becomes dirty Harry, and he brings out his X-rated style, and most important, she points out, no boring missionary. Yeah, I mean, really shaded missionary with the lights off. Yeah, OK.

While we're at it, as far as Patty's concerned, no reverse cowgirl either. As I've pointed out in the past, that's how men end up in the emergency room. Well, it's just stupid. You just have to have such a massive penis in order for it to make any sense. And a lot of us don't. OK, well, I'll say this. If you want a broken penis, order for it to make any sense. And a lot of us don't.

OK, well, I'll say this. If you want a broken penis, don't cry to me. I warned you, reverse cowl girl is dangerous. Right, right, right. But I love that she said, we're going to need to see a version of yourself that you wouldn't want your mom seeing. That's exactly what he needs right now.

Serena, great pep talk. Serena, if you lived in Los Angeles, we would hang out more. So Johnny's blinged out, and he used to fight a lot. And I, I, listen, I cut you off at the pass. It's C-Rat history. That's right. Yeah. All right. So he shares a little C-Rat history here. He talks about being a fighter. Okay. You got to read between the lines here, Dell. And he ran with a rough crowd. They were also fighters, you know what I'm saying? And they had each other's back,

you know what that means? Blind loyalty. And there was a time or two where the friends did some pretty ugly bad things and Johnny participated. Yeah. Call me crazy, but I think Johnny's admitting to being an accomplice to murder. Yeah, probably. One point on the Sea Rat scale because Patty loves a mystery. Yeah. So here's the mystery, right? You rat pack a guy in Crete or something. I don't know. They're fighting over olives.

And, you know, they beat a guy to a pulp, right? And they run away. Johnny's haunted by the imagery of that bleeding face. God knows what happened to him, right? I'll tell you. He's dead. I wonder if you're looking in the newspaper the next couple of days, like, I didn't see anybody was dead.

Yeah, that's like what I used to do with egging cars, but he did it for beating the shit out of somebody in the middle of the street. That is so funny you mentioned that. Yeah. We used to throw rocks at cars where I'm from in corn. Yeah. And we could have killed somebody.

Oh, a hundred percent. Yeah. Thank God we didn't. You're so lucky that you didn't because you know, you would have been impounded. OK, so I ship Johnny and Sue very much. You can tell that she's never experienced a full court press like this. She's overwhelmed.

It is oppressive and overwhelming, but I also think there's a certain romanticism to it, and I think that she deserves it. I just hope he's not a fuck up. You pour the charm on like this, and then you're a fuck up, and you break her fucking heart. The next thing you know, you've got a cynical person for the rest of her life.

That's true. That's true. It's like, this is why you strike dogs. They're going to be a little handshy. Now, that's a bad idea, because I called her a dog in that metaphor. But I didn't mean to. That's not what I meant to You heard a little puppy you might treat a vi turn that little puppy into a violent dog someday. Yeah

Yeah, exactly. So sushi shows up in the trunk of a car, which is my favorite kind and we do a little birthday dinner I want to talk about Laura because we did an interview with Zarina who who we love, and she had pointed out that whole ugly Barbie story and kind of, uh, shading her as a sexual predator using chocolate to lure men into her cabin. It was more a pathetic loser, but yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Laura, you can say that about her and two things can be true at once. Uh, but she's also a pretty

caring friend there's two things that happen so okay and explain explain she she's why who put the rose petals on the bed for Harry to help him out okay she's also the one that actually coordinated and put together the birthday party for Marina yeah I'm just, you can be a backstabbing motherfucker, and you can also be kind of a thoughtful person. Yeah, kind of. Human beings are complex. Yeah, very, very complex.

When she's toasting to Marina, though, I was like, what are you doing? You've known this person for two weeks. Oh. Why are you saying you've never met anybody like her before in your life? You're just known her for two weeks You're just turning her into a fucking a dryer rat. I mean, yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, she does. She does put her in the laundry dungeon. Yeah. All right, you know what I think she's doing Keep them happy. Mmm

Okay, if you can convince a prisoner that they're an Eden, they will continue to be a prisoner. Have you ever thought what would happen if you, of course you'd be accused wrongly of the murder of somebody and you'd be put in jail? Have you ever thought about being in jail and how you'd survive in there? No. I mean, yeah, I've thought about it. I'd be killed immediately. You think so? I don't think so. I think you'd be a survivor. Really?

You're a tough guy. No, no. It's really tough in there. I don't think I'm that tough. No. I mean, a switch would flip and you would have to defend yourself, but like the thought of the crude violence in prison, I mean, can you imagine stabbing somebody with a sharpened toothbrush?

I mean, that is so scary. Yeah. That is tough stuff. Well, you only get that if you rat or you steal someone's commissaries. No, I don't think you know how jail works. I've watched a lot of shows. Really?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, who on the bowl? What's the bowl's the phone? The bowl's the phone,hmm. Yeah. I'll be on the bowl. What's? The bowl is the phone? The bowl is the phone, yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right.

Yeah. Who am I? I mean, I've never been to prison and I don't watch these stuffs. You watch all this stuff and you've been hogtied and kicked into vomiting. That's true. So Marina is really treated like a queen and Adair is giving we in the cold shoulder a little bit. She's making him earn it. This is the one shock of the season for me.

I cannot believe she went from this guy is completely not something that I would be into, also watching him essentially make out with every other female on the boat. And somehow after a love letter and a little attention has seemed like she's kind of getting into this. Well, that's why, you know, it's why we watched the show, right? Because surprises, the, the vessel acts as a kind of psychic weapon against the Sea Rats and they kind of collapse as if they're hit by some kind of gamma ray and they start

making really really bad decisions. So the date with Johnny and Sue is kind of sweet you know he continues to just oppress her with compliments and Sue is kind of sweet. You know, he continues to just oppress her with compliments. And it's sweet. The lovely couple get back to the boat. And there are actually gale force winds. I mean, this is, can I say, It's the tropics. Can I say, if I was there,

ridiculous. I mean, I know there's no email to send that to, but like, that's ridiculous. What you're walking around and then suddenly 90 mile an hour winds come, that's ridiculous. The one thing you're not picking up on though, Dale, because you're not there, is it is probably 94 degrees. So you're, it's like being in a warm shower. Yeah. That could kill you. Yeah. Very scary stuff.

Actually, very scary stuff. You know, if I could take anything up with God, you know, I would, I mean, I'd have a laundry list of stuff. I'd be like, hey, God, how much time do you got? But one of them would be, I mean this pregnancy thing, it takes forever. Doesn't it take too long? You're talking about your wife being pregnant? Yeah.

Wait till you raise the children. I'm like, I was looking at Ellie the other day, I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ, you're only five? Yeah. I'm ready to die. I'm exhausted. Yeah, that's a super good point. No, no, no.

You got to be really into it. That's so funny how happy you are. Oh, yeah. Okay. So we get a little never have I ever a little truth. Oh, guys, see rats come up with a different fucking game. All right, let me break down the game film Zarina goes first. She's never knocked one out in a car Who goes next who's never knocked one out in the car? I was shocked to hear that she had yeah And then I think Johnny is next and he offers that he's never blown a guy

Okay, great. By the way, if I was in that you could I just want to fuck with people I'd be like I Never have I ever blown three dudes at once. Okay Pat. Can you not be? Let me think Can you stop? Okay. Okay, but it would be funny to do like extremely that's what I put Well, I know but you got so once or two guys. No, no, no, I've never have I ever three. No, no Okay, just keep your feet, please stop It would be funny to do like very niche. Never have I ever like Never have I ever like hunted Never have I ever like hunted and gotten caught. And everybody's like, what the fuck?

You're like, well, it's for you guys. Playing a game, right? We're playing a game. I thought this was a game, guys. OK, so there's more stuff that happened. Sue and Johnny Kiss. There is so much love aboard this vessel. Did St. Valentine's show up and charter this vessel

I mean, it's seriously so crazy here. Perhaps Corinne Olympias is Aphrodite herself. I mean we've got Big red and hair bear. We've got a Darren wean. We've got Johnny and Sue. I mean this There's so much love in the air. It's, I think this is a record that we have going on. Kisses, kisses. We have three couples happening right now. Love it. All right, so question before everybody goes to bed, Harry goes in the bedroom with Brie and then Vyhan after getting a kiss from Adair goes in the

room with Johnny. does he throw Harry under the bus and call, like say that it, Oh yeah. He did. Oh, a hundred percent. He said she should not be with a wimp. Yeah. Okay.

Interesting. Boy, you lose it. Wien sucks. Wien sucks. Yeah. He's, I mean, okay. So. It's tough because we watch so many young people on the show.

He's not young. He's not young and and he's in a position of leadership. Yeah. So I'll say this. We've had quite a few bosons that are pigs and they're misogynists and they're just out there to get laid. But they kind of don't engage in this petty feuding with their underlings. Gary. Gary did. in this petty feuding with their underlings. Gary did. Gary did. Ross would have. But he didn't. He was just a pig.

Yeah. Yeah. I remember that guy. Yeah. British sex addicts. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy.

Yeah. You know that Luca Guadagnino guy? No. Who's that? He directed Call Me By Your Name. Call Me By Your Name. I know that. That'sagnino guy no who's that he directed call me by your name call me by your name I know that that's a movie right yeah what about he said there's no way to know James Bond sexuality oh he's like listen there is no way we could possibly know James Bond's sexuality. What? I mean

I guess you're right if he's deeply closeted and if he's a gay man deeply closeted. You know because that's one of his things he's a British sex addict. Here's what I tell that director and I don't mean this in any way. Yeah, do it. Try it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Now, the world is still very prejudiced. Of course. Right. You're telling me James Bond is a fucking gay guy. Sorry, we got off track. And that's my fault. That's completely my fault. That's OK.

I just thought that was such a hilarious thing to say. OK, so Harry and Big Red have some fun times. And while they do the horizontal mamba, that's when Weehan says she wants a win. She needs someone who's not a win. You've gone, you've done it all, right? So you went to Serena, then you went to Marina, then you said, I need to talk to you too. I'm going for a dare.

Now you're with a dare. And now you're saying that you start problems, right? Change so much about yourself. Yeah. So, um, leak and celery soup with toasties for the sea rats. And we get to the preference sheet. Oh, well, we got next morning. Hold on here. So I think Harry.

So next morning, I think Harry avoided missionary. Get in the comments. Let us know if this show has been too all over the place. Oh, well, that's fine. Yeah. I know he didn't do missionary because he's not carrying out his dong in a Ziploc bag yelling. Wait, wait, wait.

Hang on a second. If you if you if you do missionary, you're fine. Missionaries fine. Reverse cowgirl. Okay, that will rip your cock. No, no, it won't. Yes, it will. No, it won't man kills more people than secondhand smoke. Okay, can we get to the next morning? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no tight knit group. Billy. I gotta caution myself, because we might have Corinne on it. She might listen to this podcast to see what she's getting into. My note here is real estate trash from Florida.

Yeah, sure. But I'm going to, where I change that. Euphemism. What do you mean you're going to wear your? People that want to feel special from Florida Yeah, no real estate rat Is coming with a tight-knit group which includes current Olympias? Who is?

been on reality TV before we'll remember that there was a scandal where Her and Amaria rocked the beaches of where her and Amaria rocked the beaches of love and paradise, whatever the fuck it is. Wherein a bunch of people are thrust into barracks with no central air and lots of bugs. And pills. And yeah, evidently stuff went down.

So, they want a Yeah. And yeah, evidently stuff went down. Stuff went down. So they want a phone party. They want wigs. They want to arrive on jet skis. And at the end of it, Jason says, hey, by the way, how was the chat you guys had? Weehan's like, this is fantastic. And he looks to Laura and Serena,

and they're going, fucking kill me right now. All right, meanwhile. Meanwhile. Serena teaches Sue how to chop and Laura checks in with her team. This is such amazing. This is such an amazing a dare moment and it's one of these things. I don't know if it's a, if it's just who a dare is. She's from the South or it's a generational thing. May I paint the scene? Yeah. So dare is she's from the south or it's a generational thing may I paint the scene? Yeah, so Lara is sitting down in the the food What do you call that the meat hauler? Yeah the shit stuff and

She breaks the news to poor Marina that she's going to be living in the laundry dungeon Basically for the remainder of the season And she pushes back a little, but an ally that she didn't necessarily ask for jumps in, and that would be Adair. Yeah. And it was pretty funny to see. Yeah, and Adair is very like, why don't you

just throw her up there? And Laura's like, she will do what the boat needs. And Adair's like, well, I mean, it seems a little ridiculous. You're going to just put her in laundry the whole time. Why don't you put her on service? She's like, well, she's already on breakfast. She'll do what the boat needs.

And Adair's like, yeah, that's fine. But breakfast isn't really dinner. I mean, you throw her on dinner, you know? You know what that sounds like? What's that train that just keeps going around the mountain as science fiction movie? Don't know it. You don't remember that one?

No, no, no, I don't. Oh, okay. I bet you do, though. No, I. You don't remember that one. No, no, no, I don't Okay, I bet you do though no, I bet I don't I really know that's not really ringing any bells train keeps going around the Mountain it just keeps going around in a bunch of different levels of society live in the different carts. Oh You're talking about snow piercer snow piercer. Yes Everyone serves a purpose. That's kind of what you're laying there. So the way to describe that was there is a socioeconomically broken down cart science fiction movie. You said, what's that thing about the train keeps going around

the mountain? Science fiction. Train keeps going around the mountain. Nope. Chris Evans, you want to throw anything out? Okay, so the guests arrive. Do you want to say anything about the coochie? No. Great. So the kids are putting, the kids are already putting his feet on the steering wheel and stuff. I mean, real show of force. And Jason is messing up Marina's system. He wants to bring the suitcases up. She does not want to do it the way that he is doing now I didn't understand where he was coming from with this I have not seen Jason captain Jason respectfully insert himself in luggage Gary prior to this and maybe he just felt like the cameras

weren't on him anyway but she she thinks this is kind of dumb and she's right I think she says something like what did she say to him is kind of dumb and she's right. I think she says something like What did she say to him here? She doesn't say she just pushes back a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she'll say it later Well, I'll say this to Captain hot pants a buddy you want something to do clean that filthy fucking fish tank Yeah, it needs a water change. I bet all the fish are dead now. Yeah, you got to clean that so We in and Johnny are, they're fighting outside. They're doing-

Oh, the fake fight. They're shadow fighting, yeah. And Harry goes, hey, I don't think you guys should be doing that because it's not fixed down here and the guests are coming down here in an hour. And Wien says, actually, you're in no position to tell me what you're doing. I'm actually your boss.

And then in the back of his head, he's like, oh man, he might be right. So he radios Laura and he goes, hey, one of the guests coming down. And she's like, oh, actually like 20 minutes. He's like, all right, we should probably get after this. Weehan sucks. I mean, they're literally throwing karate kicks at one. I saw that. That's how he manages. It's like a laid back management style.

It's his episode, his management style is like one long Napoleon Dynamite. You know, just let's just fucking. Oh, let's just make lanyards and fake karate fight and throw some stakes at people. That's all we can do. All right. So the guests are adrenaline junkies. They're spraying.

Now they're on drugs. Oh, yeah, for sure. But also, like, it was so fun to see Jason go all Gran Torino on them. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Slow down, all right? Safety first.

But he needed to do it. I mean, these people are acting like lunatics. You see how close that jet ski or water ski, whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could have killed someone. It could have killed somebody. And that's a problem I have with these adrenaline junkies. You know, they're all like, I know you're going to be OK.

And it's like, well, hang on a second. I'm scared, though. So did you ever think about that, adrenaline junkie? Don't do that. Don't do that. I cut a hole in your parachute because I knew I could whip around and grab you out of the air. Don't do that. Don't do that. I cut a hole in your parachute because I knew I could whip around and grab you out of the air. Don't do that.

Want to know why I still kind of hate one of my older brothers? Why? He asked my mom when he was 14 and I was 5 if he could take me for a walk. She said, go ahead. He took me for a walk. He picked me up and held me over a bridge while a train Was going underneath it and I'm screaming and he's holding me. It's pretty traumatic, right? I told that to a therapist once and they went

You Terrified you good was saying it on the podcast? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That is psychopathic behavior. Mm-hmm. He's probably cobbled together a year and a half worth of work in 60 years. Yeah. He sounds like a real bag of shit. Yeah. What's uh, who's he again? I probably should say. Big fella. Tall. Okay. Into a black Sabbath.

Oh, he has those banners on his apartment wall. Yeah. Really feels like home there. I got a new Aussie banner. Nice. Yeah. Got a team. Ooh. Well, I'm sorry that happenedie banner. Nice. Yeah. Got it on Tmoo. Well, I'm sorry that happened to you, Pat. That's OK.

That's what alcohol is for. Yeah, get in the comments. Let us know if your brother or sister ever hung you over a bridge where a train was going to come. And if you were dropped, you would have died instantaneously. Not only by the fall. Oh, no. You would have been kind of beanbagged around by tons

and tons of fast moving metal. I mean, think about what that does to a body, really, of any age. Really sick stuff from your brother. It's pretty amazing how well I turned out. Yeah, I mean, that remains to be seen. But you still got a ways to go. But you're doing good so far.

Thanks. I mean, the guy just pulled the trigger on a Mortal Kombat arcade game. I mean, this guy's, you know, you're doing well. Thanks. All right. So anyways, we move on to- Lots of mean-whiles here.

Lot of mean-whiles. Charred guests do a little snorkeling. Oh, they do a little snorkeling. Because they get back, and they're like, wow, that was so amazing. I was like, what did they do? This is where I kind of need you to sure sure okay, then Zarina's in the kitchen She says that she's gonna feed the guests like they're oligarchs Uh-huh just fucking just like chicken steak lobster caviar. Yeah caviar

Marina takes that shot at hot stuff yikes What did she say? I think you're in a bad mood because you didn't get enough sleep Jason Jason says, that's what happens when I don't have digestives, which are like, I think like crackers or cookies. And get in the comments on this now. And she goes, what happens? You turn into a whiny little bitch and start micromanaging everybody? And he goes, no, actually, and do not speak to me like that. Now, I don't think we've ever, I don't think he's ever spoken to a female employee that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's gonna need to apologize again. I think she will. Yeah, she's gotta go up to the... The reason, because for me, I'm thinking in management, like, eh, let that one go. But for him, I think there needs to be an established hierarchy. This is why I don't have any interest in managing people and I hate doing it.

It sucks. This is gonna just happen. It's amazing when you're in management positions. I can't imagine managing Sea Rats. I mean, holy shit. The things that people do, the ways that people exist, it'll never cease to amaze you. Yeah. that people exist. I mean it'll never cease to amaze you. Yeah I remember we worked for a company where I made a call into the office and asked if some

shipments had been made and the person proceeded to start recording me. Future conversations wasn't that nice. But the good news for him is it all worked out. Yep. Still got quite a bit of a grudge there, but what happens next? Uh, let's see. Oh, dinner is set up. It's weird hair night. Zarina realizes Alicia's easily distracted. And then we have dinner.

And this is where you come in. Yeah. The dinner was marvelous. I mean, the dinner was absolutely marvelous. We've got the chicken, we've got the lobster, we've got the steak, you know. What did you think of it? The first plate, it looked beautiful.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there was chicken on there with caviar and some vegetables kind of cut up in a fancy way. Right, right, right. And I felt like an oligarch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the guests loved it, right? You know, the guests loved it.

The guests loved it. And it's this kind of food that really, really excels on Below Deck. And you know what? I'm fine with it. I am too. Serena's a dear friend. And I think that it looks fantastic.

Kind of looked like shit too. It did. But what'd you think of the second course? Second course was oh my god. The second course the steak and the lobster. Mm-hmm. The way that it was orchestrated on the play was tacky, but you know who really cares? Oligarchs don't have class, they just have money. They just have money, right? So 12 pots. 12 pots. And let's move on. OK. Vihan and Adair's romance heats up.

He presents her with a rose and asks her on a date, and she seems to fucking buy it. Well, because he says he's really going to need to step it up if he's going to get this girl. I mean, he's never met anybody like her. Meanwhile, Wian then moves into the galley and flirts with Zarina. I only say this I'm not trying to call a dare a homeless person

but Saying you've never dated any quote like you never dated anybody quite like this person Doesn't necessarily mean that they're it's implied that it's a good thing, but we shouldn't take that Yeah, I know like if you let's say dated a concrete puncher, right somebody who really stunk and i'm not talking about like Figuratively, I mean literally they smell like shit and they scream at ghosts and have a wicked drug problem and Have bloody knuckles because they fight with the ghosts

and kind of inadvertently punch lampposts and stuff. You'd never have dated anybody like that. Now I'm not saying that Adira's that, but she's just from America, from the South, and is a bit of a redneck. So Weehan's like, whoa, what is this? She may just be going with the punches, or whatever that is.

Totally. All right, so then let's see here. What is this? She may just be going with the punches or whatever. Whatever that is. All right, so then let's see here. Oh, they discuss, Zarina and Wehann, they discuss favorite sexual positions. Everyone knows my preference. And then the foam machine arrives, and it makes a lot of foam. And it almost kills one of the charter guys.

Yeah. Although that could have been drug induced as well. Yeah. Allegedly. Really does. And that's the thing. And we've talked about it before, what with Matthew Barry and whatnot.

Any kind of submergence of any kind is really quite dangerous. So you got to watch out for that kind of stuff. These charter guests are not drinking a lot of alcohol yet. Those they're being very adrenaline junkie. So I have questions. Yeah, yeah me too. And you can get prescribed this stuff, you know, it doesn't have to come all come in stepped in, you know, bags. I mean you really get amped up on a lot of stuff that's quote-unquote legal., was it is this a bad episode? No, no, I love it. So you think yeah

Now, um, this is where it sets up for a big fight the next morning Yes, the foam party ends and uh, I believe we hand says to Johnny clean this up and whatever you don't get cleaned up Don't worry about it. Harry will be up at six and he'll pick up the slack and clean the rest of this. Yeah well the next morning happens. And well, first we have Captain Hotpants and Laura Chat about Marina. He's holding a grudge. Yeah, he really is.

And the next morning the cake is still there. And genuinely, this is on Harry to clean up. You gotta clean this up. I agree. I have to say this though. I agree I have to say this though you mean earlier because all right so there's a couple things going on here first off anybody that's ever worked with cleaners or these sprays you don't want to eat around that within 30 minutes after something's

been cleaned it's so disgusting the aerosol whatever vapors fumes of you're not gonna enjoy breakfast and where this teak area is where they're cleaning this up is right near where paying gas will be And it just looks like shit to have people I mean imagine someone busing your table while you're eating I mean, I have had that it's disgusting So Harry should have cleaned it up we ins problem is that he should have been there to manage Harry and not let it get to Nine o'clock and but we in doesn't manage like that laid-back man because we in is

Napoleon Dynamite right so we're gonna find out what happens next week but we and goes up to the captain's yes we have Laura chatting with Serena about it she's pretty upset and then we have we we we hand V hand ratting out two people yeah Harry and Lord it and Lara yeah Yeah. He's tired of her. She needs to get off my back. Yeah, I'm trying to have fun out here. Get in the comments, let us know. Worst episode we've ever done? I don't think so. You let us know. Yeah, you, the audience will let us know. The audience will let us know. Five stars, kind words. Love you guys very much. We'll be back next week.

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