Another Below Deck Podcast - Sea Rat Interview - Alex Propson and Kyle Stillie
Episode Date: September 12, 2024Pat and Dylan are joined by Alex Propson and Kyle Stillie to talk Winter House, love, working with Gary King, the difference between show and yacht life and more. Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.co...m/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbelowdeckpodcastGo to MagicMind.com/BelowDeck and Use code BADTVGo to BodySmartFitness.com and mention the show in your application. Use code BADTV in the Tropical Smoothie App
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Hi, hello and welcome to whatever this is. We've never done this before. This is a double
Sea Rat interview. Just a couple of boys hanging out drinking champagne. I'm Dylan,
settle up next to Pat. Great to be here. Joining us today are the Sea Rats known as Kyle and Alex.
What is up guys? What's up? What's up? I don't consider them Sea Rats. I think they're above
the frayay Dylan. We
We can't do this thing where every time we talk to somebody in person we elevate them
But you know we apologize for that title., I feel is exactly how I would. Alex on Winterhouse, Alex, the way, sorry to jump ahead here. Let's go. How you handled your stint on Winterhouse,
I feel is exactly how I would,
which is first couple days partying
and then you get burnt out and you're like,
these people are fucking annoying.
Am I putting words in your mouth?
Boy, yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's exactly how it happened too.
Good, that was a very good synopsis of the season.
I showed up and like normally
that those guys don't party with Sea Rats yeah we can use the term now yeah
um so they were just a little they were a little blown away they were like damn
we didn't realize we weren't expecting all of this right off the bat he came in
real hard and yeah and then it tapered off a little bit you know as as shit
unfolded it needed to taper off
in order to handle all of it.
All jokes aside, could you feel that the current cast,
the established cast of Winterhouse,
when they started having crossover from Below Deck,
was there a little bit of a rub between the cast?
Not so much.
And the reason was is because we actually,
like most of us knew each other prior to getting there.
Instagram friends? Instagram, BravoCon, like, yeah, below below decks, like I live in Florida.
So below people come through Fort Lauderdale, Miami all the time.
So I knew most of them. Brian lives in Fort Lauderdale.
We used to be like kind of neighbors.
So that's we actually have known each other for a while.
So it all it looked super like random,
but for some reason it worked.
And truthfully it was one of the most like,
like easiest casts to mesh with probably,
even though we were all from,
well, I mean,
it's quite different from below deck where you're actually
working all day, dealing with demanding guests and no
drinking in this show, completely different structure party
all day. Although you, show, completely different structure, party all day.
Although you, yeah, it seems pretty a world that's designed for everyone to get along for the most part.
Yeah. Yeah. It was real friendly. And I mean, even like some of the people that had been on the show for years and years and years said it was just some of the most fun they ever had filming.
Cause it really was just every day was a party. And it was a fun season. I have to tell you.
Definitely the crossover I think helped that out.
I think Winterhouse was kind of a, I don't know. We were looking at the ratings.
The ratings were kind of suffering and then you guys jumped in and it seemed like
it infused it with kind of a new audience.
Was it good to see Sandy on the slopes?
She rips, man.
Does she really?
She rips. Yeah.
No way.
I'm not much of a skier and I was kind of there like with a knee injury and stuff.
So I was like barely skiing. I was pretty much just drinking.
Yeah.
But they were like when she got there I was like, oh that's cool. I'll have somebody to hang out with at the bottom of the hill.
Sure.
And then she showed up like full like matching suit.
Yeah.
You know like the outfielder glasses.
Just like ready to fucking do that.
Yeah. 80's ski loft villain.
Yeah.
So it was it was cool to see.
They're only briefed there briefly.
I have to ask you, is there and I apologize, Kyle.
Sorry, we have Kyle here.
I'm really excited to talk to him.
It's just Winterhouse.
We got started on that.
I'm kind of fascinated by the structure.
We're going to dip back and forth between all of that.
We're going to talk to Kyle for such a good amount of time on this show, so don't worry
everybody.
He's still relevant.
Yeah.
He's still recent.
That's right.
Yeah.
How am I going on this?
Alex, do you feel the pressure to have to keep up with that drinking?
I don't know how you did it.
The closest thing I've ever come to that was a thing called beach week.
When we graduated high school, for one week, all your entire class would go out at the
beach, rent a house, and it was essentially demanded that you drink until you throw up every single day.
By the fourth day, my throat was completely ripped up by all the alcohol.
I think I was going to the bathroom four times a day and my stomach was ripped up.
Did you feel the demand or was that put on the cast?
Like, no, you must party.
It wasn't a demand to party,
but you do have to show up every day.
There's no time to like be hung over,
you know, be a piece of shit in bed.
Unless you're Amanda.
Well, unless yeah, you're part of the bed crew
or whatever they're called.
The bed crew are anointed.
Truthfully, well, no comment.
But truthfully, it's like there's no structure to the show.
So you are the show.
Nothing is, there's no drama creating itself.
The boat's not breaking down.
There's not crazy rich people doing dumb things
and saying ridiculous things.
You have to show up to make things happen.
So alcohol in many ways helps that.
You get the first couple down and you kind of like back on.
But after, you know, it's we're there for 16, 17 days or something like that.
After like the first week, you know, you're dogging it.
And some of the guys like Tom and Kyle and that they're, you know, a decade old.
Kyle's a drunk, right? OK. All right.
All right.
We're not going to have it.
He likes to fart.
If we go by the textbook definition, then we all are.
No, it's just impressive.
He's found a way to manage it very well.
Yeah.
His whole life is out there.
It's called functional.
Yeah.
It's not even that.
It's just he knows when to crank it up, when to turn it down when to drink water when to have an
a window sure he's been doing this for so long but what is an NA something
anonar narcotics anonymous yeah oh right he's probably hitting the pen okay okay
got it all right okay I understand sorry I'm a little bit of a dork.
Okay. So we have to switch to a Kyle who, I don't know if you're a drunk or not. Probably.
Yeah, that's a good segue.
Geographically.
I mean, I'm not a drunk, but I mean, being Scottish, it's kind of like a handicap anyway, isn't it?
Yeah, exactly. And are you a fan of Braveheart?
I mean, yeah. It's a good film mean yeah. He's probably descended on me.
Yeah I'm not a big history buff but I'm told that it's not historically accurate. Yeah I've heard that too.
I mean I couldn't tell you otherwise I've not done the fucking research. Listen it seems
historically accurate I would imagine back then people were killing each other with deer antlers
you know which is what happened in that movie but I think it's 100% accurate history is normally written by the victors he was
well he got his arms ripped off so yeah yeah yeah he was drawn and quartered but
anyways enough about Mel Gibson films so your experience on below deck is it
wildly different than just normal yachty life I I've never, I don't know mate, I've never, the first time I stepped on a yacht, so to speak,
like I'd seen yachts before and I'd never worked on them, the first time I
stepped on camera was the first time I'd ever worked on a yacht, so like
below deck was my first experience.
Jesus Christ!
Do they not care about the safety?
They said on the Bravo page that I'd done a year experience, I'd worked in
like fucking Australia and Hamilton Island as a porter for Cruise with Sundays, which
is like a resort connection company.
Fucking handling bags and chatting shit to guests.
I'd never actually been on a yacht until I stepped on the boat.
That's interesting because we never as an audience saw you being competent about your
knowledge of the boat.
I don't remember that being a storyline.
You were pretty good.
I mean, I'm not an idiot, lads.
Like I've seen boats in that before as well.
So, you know what I mean?
Like I understand that like you're cleaning and I've worked in private houses in Scotland
and all over like I've worked for, you know, good service company.
So I understand the concept.
Right.
But the knots.
They're not what, sorry? The knots. The knots knots are very I was a fireman for a while because yeah I see
the loops you guys tie and it it scares the hell out of me I mean I can still
sometimes look at not so like I try and tie a bowline it still takes me
sometimes three times yes confused and they're thick ropes yeah Alex how about
you how long were you in the industry before you got on the show? Years, but I was doing more. I started
Marina Del Rey actually. Oh wow. I lived out here for three or four years. Did you know Gabby from
sailing? No, but Camille. Missy Elicit. Millie Elicit. OK, I like that. That's her rap name.
Shout out, Camille.
She lives in Fort Lauderdale by me now.
But she started yachting on the boat right next to the one
I worked on in Marina Del Rey.
They're literally next to each other.
Different time period, but kind of random.
But basically, I started on smaller boats, like weekend
boats, day boats. It was like pre- like pre pandemic into the pandemic in LA where there was nowhere
else to work kind of thing.
Yeah.
Wow.
Because God damn Kevin Newsom was trying to shut everything down.
So do you guys apply to be on the show?
And that will be the only production question we'll probably ask.
Did you guys both apply?
I applied.
Yeah. You did. But not for, I'd applied for Squid Game the Challenge, so I'd done it.
That was the Netflix actual live version of it.
Yeah, exactly. And I'd been with a mate of mine, I'm actually going to see her next week as well,
but we'd been pissed up in Aberdeen and I'd sent the video for that and then she'd come
through with the below deck thing and it was like a full like, you know, six or seven pages
that you fill in.
I did none of the filling in.
I just sent the video for Squid Game and said my name.
And fucking three months later,
I got a random WhatsApp message.
Like I didn't fucking, as I say,
I was trying this fucking Squid Game thing.
It was on a million pound prize rate.
I was like, fucking get me on that show now.
Oh, fuck it up.
Yeah, but you could die.
Nah, I'm not in the fucking game show.
That's what squid game is, everybody dies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But Dylan, are you hearing what he's saying?
He merely sent a video from another reality show audition.
This is how we get a girl in the laundry room
that doesn't know how to do laundry.
I'm genuinely stunned at the threshold.
They got me at the bottom of the barrel.
They literally found me at the bottom of the barrel.
That's where they got me.
They were running ideas. They were running out of ideas.
They were like, just put this round.
What happened with you?
You just got a DM from casting or something?
I just got my DMs slid in, yeah.
So they have like scouts basically on social media.
And I had one of those and I said no the first few times.
Why?
I had a girlfriend at the time and they were just like well you
know we really they didn't say they weren't didn't say break up with your
girlfriend to be on TV but they but they say it but they were just like well we'd
really way cooler if you didn't. Way cooler if you did. Yeah. And I like the nobleman I am I
refused. Yeah. And then eventually we split up anyhow and they happened to DM me like a
week later and they were like so are you still with your
girlfriend right right right and then like two weeks after that I was in
Italy Alex remind me who your love interest was on your season because you
were playing it super casual on your season my memory like you were like I'm
not chasing anybody and the girl was chasing you. Who was that? Sorry, I should have done the research. No, no, that's okay
It was two years ago. It was
Mads Madison Madison. Yeah one of the ah, yes the love triangle. Yeah
Yeah, we can't talk about well, we're we're not going to talk about all that stuff.
But this is a good time to get into the love interests,
because we've got a love interest with Kyle.
But I want to ask Alex, how are you and Gary?
You guys in like a fantasy football league together?
What's going on with you two?
Just had our draft.
Apparently, it means a different thing over there.
Yeah.
No, I haven't
talked to him, seen him since the reunion, truthfully. Okay. Me and him just never like,
like you know, with TV, it's like some of us kind of like at some point we realize it's
not our reality and then we kind of go back to living. Well, you saw that. Actual reality.
To be fair, you saw that man on the reunion say that he's never watched himself. You're fucking daft if you go in that shit and don't fucking watch.
So you guys are touching on something that I've noticed and so
there's a hierarchy in reality TV shows. Gary, Daisy and Colin, maybe not Colin so
much he seems a lot cooler than that. He seems like a tiny, I like Colin. When you're coming on as a new crew member, it kind of, you see hints of it in kind of the way it unfolds
with the drama, although it's not overtly said.
But it's, I'm hiring you.
This is my show.
You're a guest on it.
And you'll be passing by.
And I'll be on next season.
Were you kind of hinting at that when you were saying that
with Gary?
Yeah. It's just like, to me, it wasn't that big of a, anything that happened,
wasn't that big of a deal.
You know, I got off the boat and, you know, we all hung out and he was, I was
surprised when he was actually upset with everything that had happened.
Um, he's such a dick.
He lives in it kind of.
Yeah.
So, so, but yeah, there wasn't, there was a bit of that energy as well.
And I don't really vibe with that type of energy.
You know, it's just like, I can't deal with big egos.
It's drunk, stupid, masculine, stupidness.
A lot of the audience doesn't know this.
He is glued to Parsifal.
He comes with the boat.
So the owner and Gary at the
time. I'm saying off not filming, filming Gary is glued to that boat. So I think there's a sense
of ownership with it and anything that happens on it. Well him and Glenn kill horrors together.
That's right. That's what's going on with those two. I'm English. Kyle, you fell in love with an Argentinian, I think like, cola-eris or something like that.
Argentinian?
Well, man, she's American as fuck.
But like her dad, her mum and dad are way more Argentinian.
So we're referring to Barbie.
Yes, Barbie. So you two are not married?
No, no. Divorced twice. You're divorced twice.
Yeah, no, we're not. No, it never went. It went further than it ever fucking should have,
to be fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, definitely no good. She's, um, yeah.
Yeah, we... I mean, yeah, sure, sure.
All the girls wish her well, fucking... She's the best. She's the best.
The best, yeah. We love Barbie.
I mean, yeah, I mean, I would
take to like, she's the best. She's the best. We love her. We got a lot of fan questions.
Okay. So our fan base is called the Barnacles. The Barnacles are rude. They're mean. They're
inappropriate, but they're encyclopedic with their knowledge of the show.
They are.
So Lindsay Shock asked Kyle,
what can you tell us about what was cut out of that scene
in the cab with Barbie and Zandy?
We called Zandy for our listeners, Vampira.
Yeah, Vampira, I like Vampira.
That's right.
Me and Vampira actually, when it all wrapped up,
we'd stayed together, not like that,
just like me and Zandy go on.
And I've got a whole heap of shit for Barbie for that anyway.
But in the cab,
it kind of stuck. I mean, Zandy was probably...
Sorry, Zandy was probably wrong in what she said.
I mean, it's the last night.
There's no need to fucking throw spanners in the works.
Yeah, to remind the audience, basically.
She basically said that, fuck, if I was your boss,
I'd fucking have sacked you off a long time ago. You're fired, you're done. Which kind of fucking
I agree by watching it like she's fucking rough working like but yeah the
thing is that's what I mean it fucking no that's one of the probably little
things I got shit for was tell Barb to shut the fuck up. Now that's a very
Scottish and or British you want to look at of dealing with your partner or whatever that's not right but like you guys you guys throw cunt or yeah but
yeah I think she I mean Zandi was probably bang order but they're just
like the whole experiment with every show that there has been below deck right
it's a clash of characters right and that Zandi saying that the Barbie just
set her off and she just went.
Yeah.
And she did like, that's what like,
and she's like that.
She's a pocket rocket in it.
She's like got that fucking, I hate to, not to be rude,
but she's got that sense of self entitlement that you're like,
once she goes, she goes and I'm like, I'll fuck it.
I'm like, yeah, I just woke up.
Very great TV though.
I must say.
Yeah, I mean, she was fucking screaming.
What's the, what's the, I'm not a big Bravo guy, right?
But there's like a big classic like bit
where somebody's screaming Bravo, Bravo, Bravo
on some housewife shit or something, right?
And she was doing that.
She kept doing that consistently.
She kept doing that.
Sounds very New York housewives.
She was breaking the fourth wall.
Like it was, oh, she was going, she went mental.
Like, she, like, as I said, if you'd have seen it properly, you'd have been like,
Kyle, why the fuck did you ever end up?
So what you're saying is she was talking to production while the cameras were rolling?
Well, yeah, well, I mean, yeah, of course, she kind of.
But like she she was doing it in a way that like, I mean, I'd even spoke to her after.
As I say, I went and she was like, she knew the fucking ins and outs of the whole.
Yeah. Bravo world. Like, it's a new thing to me, right? I spoke to her after, as I say, I went and she was like, she knew the fucking ins and outs of the whole yeah.
Bravo world.
Like it's a new thing to me, right?
I don't know that, but like the iconic fucking
Bravo, Bravo, Bravo.
She was convinced that would have made it there.
And get in the comments and let us know what the fuck.
Yeah, I think it's a housewife.
If you have a photo of her face, I would know.
And I'd be like, that's her.
I have to ask this.
It will probably cut this out, but just for my own
curiosity,
has you guys ever filmed where someone was saying cut,
not from production, a cast member?
I've never.
I would say jokingly sometimes.
You would, okay.
When I know they were listening, I'd be like, oh shit, cut.
But they knew that was a joke.
Can you, don't ask dangerous questions. I thought we might's not really like that. Don't ask dangerous questions.
I thought we might get away with that one.
Don't ask dangerous questions.
It's fucking weird, but good.
OK, so first I want to say I hope
that you never get into a relationship with a woman that
isn't OK with you doing the Scottish thing, which
is pulling your testicles out.
I think that it's kind of.
You've got to remember, right, I've always been like that kind of,
but like there's always a time and a place. And also I was like, I knew I was kind of
on TV, right? So I did play up to that. I'm no fucking like just getting drunk and belligerently
thrown down and out the street. You know what I mean? Like if it's, I have been a liberal
like that all my life, but like I'm aware of fucking circumstance. Sure. Yeah. The fact
that I was on TV, maybe some people will say, Oh, you're an idiot.
But like I knew I was doing that.
Signed up for it.
So I'm like, let's fucking go.
I have to tell you, both of you got caught.
You guys got away with unscathed on reality TV
and you've done two stints on it, Alex,
which is unscathed.
Cause Alex had some moments.
Well, so let me ask him about that Dylan.
So Alex, Amber Deemer asked, did you receive much hate
for the Danielle drama on Winter House?
Or did most people see that she was, in fact,
a stage five clinger?
OK.
And who asked that question?
That was Amber Deemer.
Thank you, Amber.
Thanks, Amber.
Thanks, Deemer.
Yeah, I still get, like, I just had a comment the other day, like, it was a completely, it was part of, like, a business post, like, one of my fitness things.
Sure.
And I had somebody comment something ridiculous, like, about me being a misogynistic something
and messing with girls' heads.
So it was like, it's still like, like there's I still get some shit for it
but
Anybody who was there knew what was going on and the show
The show was edited so much because we had
16
17 days of around-the-clock footage that was edited into eight
45 minute episodes. There's episodes where days are like edited together, where we're wearing different outfits.
I can't imagine. Most people don't even notice that as they watch it.
Those editors must have been like lobotomized after just falling over in the chair.
And they do a great job.
Well, I always tell an audience, if you want to know how edited reality TV is,
watch when they're at a table at dinner and just watch the glasses because you'll see the pores go up and
down. Yeah. Well, so never do that. That's why love is blind has those fucking goblets. But the
thing about those goblets is that nobody really gives a shit whether or not reality TV is edited
or not. So if you could please remove the goblets, that would be great because nobody cares
Sorry, that was for me and the fans. Okay, so you
night one had
You shot your shot with
Hardly. Yeah, just a stunningly beautiful woman. Miss fire on the outside. Yeah
That's a fun story. So yeah I mean me and Brian we showed up because we're the last ones to arrive at the house so they
had us in a staging area which was the lobby bar of our hotel. Okay. I love those
staging areas. Yeah it was like it ended we're supposed to be there at like 3
p.m. and we ended up getting there at 730 or something. Okay so you were shit
just been drinking. Yeah. All day We rolled up we were already like borderline
gone and then obviously you get to the house and everything just like pranks up.
So that's the same night as the hot tub. Hot tub yeah okay so me and Brian we
don't remember much after like literally arriving. There's a lot of that night
that they cut out of him as well.
Yeah. The hot tub thing I didn't even know about until the next day when somebody told me about it
and I kind of like laughed it off. And then when I finally saw it in person, I was like, oh my God.
Oh, that's right. Because I'm thinking I just put you in Brian's body trying to kiss her in the
hallway, but no, you were in the hot tub. I was the inaudible hot tub. That's right I had a lot of really dangerous experiences in hot tubs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think I think we
Yeah, we put out a clip from his season where we thought you were gonna die. Yep
No, there's there's a lot of those. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No bodies of water are very dangerous. Well, it's the heat out
Yeah, it's the heat and all that stuff. So
Danielle Never been in one sober And you the water very dangerous. Well, it's the heat. Yeah, it's the heat and all that stuff. So Danielle.
Never been in one sober.
Danielle and you.
I guess Danielle is a fun character.
She, man, how do I do this delicately?
Don't do it delicately.
Let's just bowl and china shop this thing.
Danielle is a bit of a drunk sometimes
and a bit of a clinger.
So Danielle would get very, very wasted
and then do these kind of emotional roller coaster
journeys where it's a typical drunk thing to do
where you shut down and you're very melodramatic about things.
So were you at any point thinking
that this could possibly be anything more
than this week we're hanging out?
Or was it just like this is gonna be a show hookup
and that's it?
Yeah, I love Danielle.
Still to this day we stay in touch and have dinner
relatively recently. She's great. Yeah. But we're making TV and we're all there
having fun. We aren't, it's not even Winterhouse in driving distance from New
York anymore. It's Winterhouse in Colorado. Right. Right. Florida and Dubai
and like all over the shore.
So I wasn't really going into it with any other agenda
other than, you know, having fun.
And I made that very clear the entire time.
Yeah. Like, I don't think I could have communicated it any clearer.
Yeah. A few instances I could have been maybe been a bit more delicate for sure.
But for the most part, it was communicated clearly.
That's what it was.
And then we would talk sober and we would be in agreement
and I would re-bring it up in the morning.
And I'd be like, just so we're on the same page.
And then as soon as like, you know, 9.30 PM.
Some drinks in, yeah.
I mean, she started throwing Brian's clothes
all over the place.
Well, here's the thing.
I always, we have a thing on the podcast,
if the rules were reversed, if this was switched around,
where it wouldn't, the audience would see it quite differently,
in my opinion.
Extremely, yeah, extremely.
And that was, you know, brought to my attention.
But it's like, that wasn't a thought in my mind.
Like, I didn't care that much, which also sounds calloused,
but it just wasn't that important to me.
Or I have a relationship with my own sexuality
where it's not something that's gonna make or break my year.
So it was something where I could compartmentalize
and we did have a lot of fun.
Sex, what?
As friends. But so much fun there but Alex she she did prohibit you from other relationships in
the house
because I didn't really slow down on either front but but had I known I guess
Danielle better prior to coming in the house and had I known, I guess, Danielle better prior to coming in the house, and had I known
about her recent breakup, and had I known about where her mind might have been at and
why we were drinking so much and why we were partying so much, I think I would have handled
it differently.
I would have been more gentle with how everything went.
So she was post-breakup, you're saying, and she's very emotional.
You hear that? Trying to sort.
I think so.
Stop saying mean things on his corporate posts, OK?
We're all human.
We see these things.
OK.
Kyle, we got one for you.
All right, so how did you manage?
Oh, sorry.
This is Jeremy Michael.
How did you manage avoid having to wear?
Oh, sorry.
That's for Alex.
I'm sorry.
Can I ask you a question of the winner, I was actually going
to put it to that. See filming it and'm sorry. Can I ask you a question about when I was asked? Go ahead, please.
Like see filming it and that,
like how you're saying like you don't need to
like kind of conjure up drama, so to speak.
Like, so there's no job there.
So for like, it's you're just there.
Sorry, you're just there.
And what, like I've seen that episode
where like you're snowboarding with Sandy, right?
That's funny that you said that and got that.
Like how does it break down like, you're going in a house and then you just go and do shit for the day that that you said that and got that. But like, how does it break down, like,
you're going in a house and then you just go
and do shit for the day that they set up?
Or like, you need to be like,
right, let's go and fucking board for the day
and then we're going to this.
Like, how does that work?
They go into it with somewhat of an outline.
And then a lot of it's collaborative,
because it's like our vacation.
So when you agree to do the show,
they're like, okay, well,
we want to want to figure out an activity, basically, that you can host that also
explains a little bit about who you are and why you are the way you are. So for
me, like, I don't like snow. That's why I live in Florida. Me neither. So me being
in Colorado is kind of funny. I also, you know, don't really ski or anything.
Like I grew up skiing a little bit, but like I don't enjoy that. So for me,
because it's cold, because it's cold and it sucks. So I hosted the,
the tubing hill, you know, the tubing day, because it was ironic that, okay,
I'm in like the best skiing place in the world and I just don't like skiing.
Sure. Yeah. So, so it was more like that was like,
they would collaborate with you a little bit
to give you your own camera.
This is who Alex is.
This is why he is.
And they tell you that day, sorry, production question,
this is going to focus more on you?
Yeah, well, it's just like, OK, Alex, now you tell them.
Nobody really knows what we're doing today except for you.
So you tell everybody what you have planned for today. Got it, got it kind of we all know we're gonna hop in the car at some point
During the day. It's just we don't really know where and then somebody is in charge of that activity
What kind of drugs we sniffing up?
Are we doing shrooms out there because that sounds like a fun time tubing on on mushy's nothing nothing illegal. Okay, great
Yeah, that was a dangerous question. I shouldn't have done that.
No, I never do that to anybody again.
It's worth mentioning on this podcast,
you know, all things are-
We love drugs.
We love drugs.
We love drugs.
If you want to fire one up, Kyle, have it.
Can I smoke a spliff?
Is that okay?
Is that okay, Alex?
You might.
Are you sure?
All for it.
All for it.
Sweet.
Well, I was gonna ask,
I was gonna ask Kyle a question. Well, ask Kyle a question while let him do it.
Let me read Alex. Are you sure? Let him do it. Are you sure? Yes.
Reach. I'm sure. Are you sure? All right, Alex.
Well, he's a lighten that up. All right. You were, um,
you managed to avoid wearing orange Speedos with chase and Gary, uh,
on an episode.
Do you think producers picked Chase and
Gary specifically to wear them because they knew Chase had a gigantic cock? The contrast. And Gary
would feel insecure and it would start drama. That's a great question I think. I think it's,
I think that's a very intelligent question. I love Kyle's setup so much. They did just do that by design. That has to be some of the best TV production that's ever happened. I think so. Can you imagine you would have had to see all three cocks in order to put that together?
I mean you probably could have guessed just by talking to us, you know, kind of how, you know,
how that would shake out, pun intended. But the, yeah, no, I would like, I like to think of it that
way. I like to think that much thought went into it. thought when it's are we talking about who has the biggest dick?
I think we were talking about producers talking about that. Yes. Okay, who did have the biggest dick?
I think I feel like chase chase chase might win all below deck series is oh, yeah, dude
Chase is a handsome motherfucker. He's a great guy. I'd like to see him on the frit like here's my thing with below deck
I really think I understand the captains need to stay the same and I'm actually kind of happy with the captains now. I do like seeing Kermit who's
Aisha. I like seeing Frazer. However, I would like them, give them two seasons in a row, mix it up
because I feel it kind of changes the fun dynamic that could be possible by keeping those three
things as institutions, you know, when you
have the same boats and same chiefs do in the same kind of role shit so fast, man.
Yeah, let's see what he did.
So how do you grade that one to 10 Dell?
Well, I mean, it was hasty.
I'd probably say it's like a 7.9 7.9.
Yeah.
All right.
Now that you're about to light up, we got a question for you. Okay.
You were great mates with Ben this season. You watched it back. Do you see how much the audience
were turned? By the way, these people once again, they're very insulting. You see all the people,
the audience was turned off by his horrible attitude. Is there a side of Ben that the edit
didn't show that shows his behavior being a much better person instead of an
entitled jerk sorry that's I would say he's definitely not an entitled jerk but
definitely in terms of his edit and the way that kind of things have unfolded
afterwards his his ideology about the industry and how he would like to kind
of change it for the better which I can completely understand in some respects but as a
young man... Could you enlighten us on how he'd like to... Well, so like he's big on
like, I had a conversation with him once and he's big on like changing the
industry about the hierarchy and like I can understand that to an extent we're
like... What does that fucking mean? So I come from, I've done a bit of time in the fire service, right?
And fire service, it's a hierarchy as well, right?
You answer to the beck and call of your fucking station manager or whoever it is.
It's a lot of fire service terminology comes from salient terminology.
So there's a parallel there.
But his ideology was that like he reckons that the industry could be a bit more.
It's the world that we live in. He's like a product of the world.
We live the stigma of like mental health, like I said,
but he's saying there's more softies.
So, yeah, I can't extend, but you need to listen to come to the point.
Is he trying to get out of maritime law and more towards like labor rules?
Because you guys work and did a post.
He's the latest post and on season, where he was working on average 18 hours a day,
which is dangerous, in my opinion.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I've never been in Yachton, right,
but like from gathering from what I've understood,
18 hours a day ain't fucking far from the truth,
because if you think about it as well,
like that's where the kind of hierarchy thing comes in,
that I kind of maybe kind of disagreed with Ben, is that if you're
if you're on a vessel with somebody you do want to trust every single fucking
thing that your man above you is telling you to do and what you're gonna do for
him. So like as much as there's a sense of maybe you know people
in positions of power could be a bit more light-hearted towards their staff
there still needs to be that dominance where like if you're no fucking doing
what I'm saying then you're no in the right position for me
you know I mean like as I say I love Ben and I'm not talking bad about him but
yeah that idea of fucking changing something that there's quite like
maritime law, it's precedent, it's not just maritime law it's just the way that any job
essentially works so he's gonna have a tough time. And when you're on a boat, there's time to work
and then there's time to be,
to care about the little dramas and stuff like that.
And they're very separate.
When the boat's moving, when we're trying to put it
on a dock, when we're doing anything like that,
nothing else matters.
Yeah, you're all 24-7.
It's a pretty intense process.
And then when we're not doing,
there's a lot of downtime too.
So it's like, you know, for as much as you have these long days, they don't last forever.
You're sitting on your ass for a while.
And then there's time, some time in between, at least.
It's hard.
Here's a question for both of you.
Does Below Deck, the show represent, and Kyle, I know you were kind of new to the industry.
Does it actually represent what that business actually looks like as
a worker in it?
Your better answer.
Yeah, it's a snapshot, I guess. It's a snapshot of the most TV worthy parts of it, I would
say. It's kind of like I heard somebody that wasn't on the show and yawning that called
it yawning porn because it really is just like the most exciting.
The nights out.
Yeah.
The hookups.
Exactly.
Well, not even that.
Just like the docking, right?
Like all hands on deck and the captain's pissed and like, you know, things like the anchors
dragging, you know, the boat could run aground, things like it's like that.
But yachting is hard work.
You know that getting into it.
Yeah.
So you can't, you can't be a lazy person working on a boat.
But then the trade-off is you're traveling the world.
And there is downtime.
And you do spend time in different countries.
And you do meet people from all over the world.
And you do learn these incredible skills
and fucking knots and stuff that you wouldn't otherwise
have learned.
Knotts are crazy.
The trade-off is 100% worth it if you can survive the work.
And it really separates the wheat from the chaff
when you're on a boat.
And that's why there's hirings and firings
and people who get along and people who don't.
Let me ask something real quick.
Go for it.
So let's talk about the hierarchy.
Can you guys rate your bosons?
How was Jared?
How was Gary? Kyle, do you want to go first? Jared was fucking hard.
It's funny watching it because that made it in Jared ways. Fucking cheesy chat. I didn't
understand anything you just said. Sorry, yeah that's me boozing. So Jared, like on a personal
level how he is as an individual, seeing him interact with people and then working under him. I guess that's what Jotun's like, right? Because you see
people in their social circumstances. Good and bad, right? Yeah, exactly. You see them for all. So, yeah, seeing him as he was and then working for him was an interesting time for me.
So, by that you mean working underneath him, where you were like, I respect this guy and then seeing him?
I knew he had far more experience than me. The man is, you know, he's been in the industry
so like I went into it with a complete blank slate, like I was learning from everyone.
I mean the problem is the guy didn't know what a meter was.
Well yeah, in all fairness, and somebody else might not give them the benefit of doubt of
this but for me like I'm no one idiot, I've worked in construction and fucking all sorts
of shit all my life, you know what know I mean I know what a meter is I
know what two meters is but see under pressure that first time I was told to
that say what's the distance between here and the dock I fucking had you know I
mean well you bring up a good point in that like social life and and business
life are compartmentalized for a reason because if you're working underneath
somebody and everything's fine and then you go out with them and you see them black out and try to fight a busboy, then you lose respect. Speaking of
losing respect, how was Gary as a person? Excellent segue. Gary was actually fantastic as a person.
Yeah. I mean, once again, you're separating, like I said, there's, there's the time where you're
working and then there's the time where you are not.
And I-
The ultimate example of what we've been talking about.
He is a very competent-
He's so good at his job.
At his job, and then as a human being, a fuck up.
He's fantastic, and I learned a lot from him,
or I'd like to think.
I learned something from him.
But he, yeah, he knows he knows the boat really
well. He worked on the boat full time. He knows what he's doing. He's a very capable
sailor. He's like, I wasn't like worried about working with him at all. That was never the
issue. And we got along 95% of the time. Right. So just because our personalities in clash,
or they did clash outside of that a little bit
That doesn't change the fact that he's great boasts and for me
I'm the same person when I'm working when I'm partying when I'm doing everything
I'm pretty much always you're gonna get the same dude and other people like Gary are kind of a contrast
You know, it's like you don't it's a little bit of a wild card. I guess I'm gonna say something might be cut out
Alex I think you helped it not by any means of you know, you destroyed Gary.
You brought out the worst in him.
Up until that point, Gary was a drunk womanizer.
You showed up on the boat and you completely emasculated him
and he got pissed and then we saw a horrible person, in my opinion.
It's an interesting take with harsh language, but you kind of were this...
You had a certain stoicism and detachment from what he felt was the most important thing in the world.
Yeah. So I would imagine that that would drive somebody a little bit insane. So yeah, maybe
Alex was the cyanide pill of Gary King. Certainly didn't help. Yeah, it's just, it's different
types. There's a, it was a good contrast, I think of, and not to, to pop myself up. Yeah, it's just different types. It was a good contrast, I think, of, and not to pop myself up.
But it was a good contrast of a very secure masculinity
versus somebody that's needing a lot of validation.
And I've been that person before as well.
We all have.
We all have.
It was just, he's such a hard on your sleeve type of guy that he can't hide
that.
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
No.
So for me being stoic and being like the person monotone and detached and all of those things,
for me, that's just how I kind of am everywhere.
Right.
And it's because yeah, I've had plenty of all of those things.
And for him, you know, it's all very exciting.
Sure. You classed him off the court. Okay, yeah, but but I think if we were you know, I haven't talked to him in quite some time
I I would have no problem
Yeah, no, he is he is really good at his job now
We we got to get these guys out of here at a certain point guys. Come on
We got at least 20 minutes left, right? Yeah 15 15 20 minutes, but we we have a game that we have a game
We have a game. I'm excited to see this game. Oh, it's a fun game
This bad mentioned that he wanted to play a game with you. And so I said
You know what? We'll not spoil it. We'll get to the game in a bit. We have important questions by the barnacles. Okay, okay
Penny Cole asks this is a very important question.
This is how the listeners love you guys.
Alex, what hair conditioner do you use?
And same for you.
Please answer.
I'm fucking in trouble by the way.
Please answer.
Answer after Alex.
I've tried a lot of them.
Paraben free.
Alex, you don't have to answer that question.
I'm sorry, that was Penny.
It's L'Oreal professionals. All right, Kyle, Christina,
Camaro, Camaro, Camaro,
Rena, she's a big fan.
I feel like I'm a big fan and you always
fucked the name up.
Christina, Kyle,
how is living in the United
States?
Camarana, Camarena,
Camarana, Kyle,
how is living in the United States?
How did, as it, reconnecting with your Native American roots?
First of all, that question,
I feel like I was having a stroke
when I was listening to that.
That's true.
That's true.
And let me read it again.
Let me read it again one more time verbatim.
How was living in the United States?
How did, as it reconnecting with your Native American roots?
So how was that?
Yeah, you were living up in Montana?
Yeah, I was in Montana.
Okay.
Families up there, they're good.
They've just kicked open the door by the hinges
and been like, yeah.
I mean, when you look at photos in that,
you can see that we're clearly like that.
So you did a 23 and me.
Nah, well, yeah, basically, yeah. But it was like, fuck it. It was did a 23 and me? Nah, well yeah basically
yeah but it was like fuck it was on it was on a UK show called long lost family
my mom was on it she fuck I think Davina McCall was like a big daytime TV girl in
the UK came rattled on the door and that and they were like look your dad so her
dad died in 1982 unbeknownst to him that he had any offspring he had two brothers
and two sisters that were still kicking in Montana and they found them through like DNA through like the name Smith which is like the most
common very very difficult most common name how the fuck they found them as well it was like family
like real needle is all this filmed where people can see this what's it called it's a long lost
family i think it's season 12, episode four.
This is a Scottish show?
Or United Kingdom show?
Okay, British show, okay.
It's like a UK show.
Okay, we had a version of that in America,
but we only did it with celebrities.
Yeah, Long Lost Family US, it's the same mob that do it,
it's just they got different hosts to whatever.
So you had a Scottish relative that came over here
and banged a Native American.
So my mom's dad was Comanche, Native American.
He was in the Navy.
And he was stationed over here in the 60s
and got an English girl pregnant.
And it was common theme for like an English girl
to give up a kid to go up to Glasgow
to get rid of the kid in the 60s.
Why would they get rid of the kid?
Well, abortions fucking couldn't deal with the kid.
Like, you know, just like how we do now.
But just then that was a common theme that it would be Glasgow,'d go to do it or Aberdeen it wasn't like they
wouldn't do it down in England so MA was put up for why wouldn't they do it in England I don't know
I was after the war lad I was fucking born in 95 I don't know I don't know specifically why like
but that just that's how it happened yeah it's crazy how 23andMe and all those DNA companies like
really figure this out because the cross-pollination
of migration to America from Scotland and then some now American goes back to Scotland
and pregnant.
It's like we're all fucking, you know what I mean?
That's a big thing in the world.
It's like it's everywhere now.
Everybody's fighting against fucking blah, blah, blah.
It's like we're all cross-pollinated for fucking somewhere.
Yeah.
I mean, if you take the top layer off, we're all the same. I mean legit so I
mean it's it's one of them ones where like I was it was really weird fucking
actually coming across the Native American thing because like me my mother's
always been quite not fucking hippie-dippy or Bible-ish or anything. She's
just had quite a good like ideology on life and I was she's fucking with it.
Yeah. It was like when they said that it was quite fucking endearing because it's like they've all
like the Native American culture culturally from the world it's like an old age fucking
yeah whatever you know it's an old age thing and like that mentality of being quite free-spirited
and open struck a chord when when we found out because it was like it just made sense.
and struck a chord when we found out because it was like it just made sense.
Oh, you know what I mean?
The graph.
They kind of did live.
They have a lot of similarities
with Celtic culture, I feel like, you know?
So there's a synergy with that.
And the Brits took them over.
That's why the Scots hate them.
So Kyle, how's it end up that you guys actually
show up in Montana and actually move there?
So she'd applied for that show about eight years ago
and it was my stepdad, Ewan. well, my dad, he is my dad,
he's my dad, anyway, so like he was my dad.
He'd been pushing her for years to do it,
and she applied like eight years ago,
and they only got back to her like,
well, that's a lie, it'll be like 12 years ago now,
and they got back to her like six years ago now.
Well, like it was a long time.
How long were you in Montana for?
Well, we found out just after COVID.
So I guess 2020, I've been over a couple of times.
And then I was on Estas just visiting for three months.
And then I got a better visa.
I can just go there for six.
So I've just been twice now.
It's good country out there, big skies.
I mean, I was up in Canada for a while.
And it's very similar Canadian culture.
It's a very similar kind of ideology.
It's not quite American to me. Montana is a good state. Everybody's flocking there now as well.
Missoula where I was at, you can tell that it's a cool city, young and vibrant anyway, but see like
10 years you go back and it's going to be shit hot, mate. It's a good, yeah, like up north.
It's where you got to get real estate. Yeah, well.
It's yeah, it's a good yeah, like that north where you got to get real estate. Yeah
Business that question I'm fucking ways
All right couple more questions here is Kyle was it exhausting? Oh, this is Luigi of honey
Was it exhausting trying to keep up with princess Barbie happy? Oh
Sorry, no, I mean come the fuck, like I'm a bloke, mate.
I was just thinking of a dick, wasn't it?
Like dude, say whatever you want
and I'll fucking make it there.
Like that's Jeff.
What is this question?
I was, I was on the show.
I just copy paste them.
We did, no, no, I agree.
Like we did, there was an attraction there,
but like, as I say, I think-
Very, very attractive.
Yeah, but like on the show, heightened feelings it was a genuine like I said I was gonna
do something and I fucking did it yeah good for you and what I think we got to
get to the game because I want I want to end with this one this is the one I want
to end okay but I have a couple two more questions after that okay there's too
many questions stomach so many questions all right fucking gay what's the game
all right Emily Allen wants to ask, how long did your longest session of tantric sex last?
I mean, it's a fantastic question.
I don't even remember.
This is a storyline.
Did you have tantric sex?
I got into it for a while.
Yeah.
I don't really think it was a storyline truthfully.
I'm kind of shocked.
Yeah.
I don't know where that came from.
Hear that. Um, now that's an elongated orgasm, right? No, I think it was the storyline truthfully. I'm kind of shocked. Yeah, I don't know where that came from Hear that
Now that's an elongated orgasm, right? No, I think it's it's see it's kind of the ability to orgasm without
Fluids out finishing. Okay, so you just kind of keep it going
It's a very personal
Journey, you know, so I believe what our walk. what our What are you doing asking inappropriate questions like that?
I mean, it's just crazy sting set like the world record or something. Yeah, like fucking eight years
I've heard some stories of him with that wife
And she watches
But yeah, I don't know if that was part of Bravo. So whoever deep dove and found that long nugget.
All right, so we have two questions
from the same listener, the same barnacle, Anna Andlsek.
Alex, I saw you hang out with Chase.
Does he plan on doing more sailing?
Do you plan on doing more sailing with him, more
bigger crossings?
Yeah.
So Chase is right now down in Granada with his boat Grace.
So that made it from, it was purchased in Miami.
I was there when we saw him build it.
That was pretty impressive.
Yeah.
So he did a lot of the work down in Fort Lauderdale down by me stayed with me for a while.
And then he brought it up to Charleston to finish it up in his hometown.
And then he sailed down all the way through the Caribbean to Granada and just landed there
weeks ago recently.
And I think his plan is to stay there through the end of the year.
And how does he make money?
I'm sorry to ask you to speak for him.
Like how does this all happen?
I see these van life journeys.
Is it just you live on?
You guys should get them on zoom.
He has internet and stuff.
It's a, it's a really, he won't do an interview with us.
Okay.
Well, we, yeah, we asked him, I him I said I said do you still care what Bravo care
gives a shit and he goes I kind of do I I don't want to talk to you guys yeah
we don't want to get him in trouble we should all care and we all do but I think
I'll convince him but yeah but yeah so he's there at the end of the year and
then I think his plan is to go through the Panama Canal in February and he
asked me to come down and help out with that.
So I plan to be down there sailing with him probably every few months or so. I'm kind of at a spot where I can make that happen.
So, you know, however I can support him and however I can get back on the water.
You motherfuckers are living the life that I would.
Wow. It's amazing. It's amazing. And we're just out here just trying to make enough money to try to pay for that goddamn house back
I know the mortgages out here are just insane same listener. Sorry for I
Don't you know I didn't even care about money till like five years ago when I had kids
Kyle same listener asked same barnacle
Has he sworn off boat or serious relationships now because he totally was enamored with bark well that's a Barbie question sorry but then she completely shattered that
relationship did production try to stop him from whipping out his meat and to
veg aka twig and berries Wow these how do you go from meat to twig and berries?
Yeah, meat and twig? I mean, yeah.
Nah, they never stopped me doing it and, it. And yeah, fucking fuck Barbie with that.
What the hell do we want to like?
What did I get?
It was production going to stop you guys from banging.
No.
All right.
Here's the quick fire questions from old Patty here.
This is the barnacle.
This is the real barnacle.
Worst charter guest story ever.
Alex or maybe Kyle, you might have one.
Do we have a worst charter guest story ever that or maybe Kyle you might have one. Do we have a worst charter guest story ever?
That wasn't on tv perhaps
You don't have to give names like some
Like unreasonable requests
anything
Uh, well, like I said, I do mostly like day charters. So I pretty much take people out to get just drunk
Yeah, but you could see some bad behavior there plenty. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying is it's not like it's not like below deck problems
But I've seen like domestic issues
Extreme like drunkenness and drug abuse where I've had to turn the boat around
I've seen like a while you had to captain Liam of the second story of a boat and like into the water while we were
Moving I've had like all and this is why I'm captaining so I'm responsible
So what do you do when someone jumps off the second story?
Well while you're moving you pretty much and it was in the intercoastal waterway
too it's just like a highway basically for boats. So it could get hit by another
boat. You have to signal to other boats that there's something going on and then yeah we
had to turn the boat around send someone to go get him basically I think he ended up getting picked up by another boat that was like behind us
And then we had to go and follow them. That wasn't that kid that got eaten by those sharks. Was it?
Do you ever hear that story? Oh, but that can happen in Florida
So don't jump off of boats in the intercoastal waterway is the moral of the story. It is shark
All right ever hook up with a charter guest. I
Would yeah fuck it.
No, have you ever?
Oh, yeah, I have actually.
Oh, you know, maybe we'll see that in the future.
Yeah, I mean, that might be something that comes to...
Well, maybe, who knows? I mean, you know, who the fuck knows?
Alex, how about you?
Yes, I mean...
Can I tell you you a quick story actually
about fucking charter guests, right?
Please.
So like the only other boat I'd ever worked on
in Australia, Early Beach, it was for like Heyman Island.
It's like a five star resort
and they had the chilies through.
I wasn't working on the day, but they came through
and they go on the island and they came down
to a restaurant just in jeans and t-shirt
and it was like a black tie kind of restaurant.
So the maitre d' had told them like,
you've got a fucking rock up and fucking black tie.
So Gant and Keaties and all that came back down
and nothing but black tie, stark bollock naked.
It was the island, that's where that was their fucking time
on the island.
I'm glad I wasn't on as well
because I liked the chilies as well.
But like that was the only other, like the only clothes.
I mean, I've worked in private houses
and had prostitutes and bullshit like that. But like that's, yeah, that was the only other like the only clothes I mean I've had I've worked in private houses and had prostitutes and bullshit like that but
like that's yeah man I'm fucking working there and that and the day off they were
I was fucking got a day because they would have been there for a week as well
these people get into some wild stuff I miss being in my 20s yeah it's a lot of
fun and you had the kind of coin that they were on. You'd be fucking...
It's not as fun as you kids. Now listen, do we have time for this game?
We will. Alex, you've got to catch a flight. Alex, eight minutes. Not a flight. I just have to be
to a event. So, yeah,
I have like 40 minutes. Oh, wow. Thank you. Thank you so much for saying that. Okay.
Alright. Ever hook up with a famous person other than someone on your seasons?
Famous person.
You don't have to say the name.
Alex, I think you might have.
There was some internet rumors.
Did you go on a date with Candace, the Luanne Candace?
I mean, I'm sorry, Luanne.
No, no, I've actually never met Luan.
Oh, you haven't? Okay.
No, that, that.
I went down a Reddit thread. Sorry.
They were like, ask him that.
Who'd you, who did you do?
When?
So a famous person.
I mean, he lives in Southern California.
He's an extremely good looking man.
Yeah, I lived in LA for a while and I lived right here in Studio City up in
the Cuenca Pass partied in Hollywood a lot cool you lived in Studio City now so
it's like there's no shortage yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah New York I spent a lot of
time in what was your what was living in Studio City like do you like it go to
Laurel Tavern I love Laurel Tavern yeah we had we had the sports bar at the general admission was mm-hmm
That's the place. Yeah, I would walk down there and that's where I watched most football games
You go to Universal Studios a lot. I avoided it as much as I could but then I would I was with I'm a dive bar guy
So I would go and I'd just go to the most disgusting place. No bar. I would no bar is a good one
Yeah, no bar is a good one. The
No bar. No bar is a good one.
No bar is a good one.
The, there's one.
Fox and Firefox.
Fox fire.
Called the Frolic Room, which is like.
Love the Frolic.
Did you ever go to.
A lot of debauchery in there.
Yeah, a lot.
I love dive bars too.
That's where you have the most fun.
Absolutely.
Right?
1000%.
So much better than clubs.
I mean, who needs to pay $500 for a bottle of.
Any famous people in your DMs?
John Legend?
Yeah, John Legend wants to do a song with me next week.
Fucking Marvin Gaye. He's up there.
That's great.
No, because you know, a bunch of A-listers watch Below Deck and they fall in love with you guys.
Chrissy Teigen famously fell in love with Kate Chastain invited her to our house their friends
Yeah, so it can happen to anybody you guys don't need to reveal your your celebrity in her interactions, but let's we got it
All right, let's play the game. Let's play the game questions. All right behind you are two paddles
They have green sticks
They're like literally behind the couch. You can just reach
back there. They're two green paddles.
Is it bingo? There you go. OK, so the game is called.
I wish we had music for this, Dylan. I'll put music in.
You will. OK, so anytime I ask the question, do the dadada.
No, no, I'm not going to do that.
I'm just going to have a theme song for the game.
All right, the game is called Who Said It, a World Leader,
or a Sea Rat.
All right.
OK, and this is the way the game is played.
We'll say a quote, and then you guys
let us know if you think it was a world leader or a sea rat that
said it.
That's right.
I don't did the rules, but thank you for your words.
Just want to cover all the bases. Okay here is the first quote. Did a Sea Rat say this
or a historical world leader? Here we go. I had a dream someone gave me a donkey.
Was that a Sea Rat or a world leader? I had a dream someone gave me a donkey.
That's a good one to start.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I'm going to go World Leader, I think.
World Leader, huh? I'm not going to lie.
Alright.
It sounds like something...
It sounds like something Mussolini would say.
I definitely had a dream at some point in time, but I don't think he dreamed of a donkey.
I'm going to keep Tali here.
It seems like something Mussolini would say.
Are we just going to announce the total at the end would say uh Kyle you are correct that was Captain Glenn Alex you
should know this that was your captain I believe he said this on your season in
our room yeah you know that donkey's means a long time in Scotland and the
UK like if you said donkey's years it would be like an age we've been waiting
donkeys on you like we'd have been late and that it's so the language is so poetic out
there okay I mean I'm not that fucking brand of science yeah don't yeah some
UK shits weird as fuck all right here we go next quote all right who said this a
Sea Rat or a famous world leader if you want
success in the world promise everything deliver nothing that sounds like
something a well that sounds like a chief steward of me sound like a
stewardess of some sort and you guys are incorrect actually it was Napoleon. That was Napoleon. If you can believe I got a
Napoleon Dynamite. You think I could dance in that? I love that. Okay. Are you
always doing the next one? Wow. What's the score here? I don't think Alex is
doing well. One Alex is doing horrible. Yeah, no, God. You go see that. These
are not the speeches I was. Okay. When you drink, you become a trailer park, demonic white trash
refugee. And I needed to get that off my chest. I really, I really hope it's a world leader.
Like I think I know it's a, I'll call that a vote, but I hope it's a world leader. I'm
going to go see you at, I feel like I've heard that. I really want it to be a world leader.
Is that Kate?
No, that's Ben, Chef Ben.
Season one of Below Deck.
Okay.
Yeah.
You should be a world leader.
That's it.
So we're all tied up.
Shut up, Chef Benny.
This is an all time one.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me, you can't get fooled again.
Now I don't know.
That sounds like Asia.
It does sound like Asia.
I mean, you called my bluff there.
I mean, I don't know.
I wouldn't know.
Yeah, that was unfair because that was the George Bush
who we all know planned 9-11
made famous by the J Cole song oh really yeah yeah yeah yeah very famous by the
Jay Cole song okay so Alex is in the league. What lead, last one, facts are stupid things.
That sounds real stewardess.
They could both see that though.
Well, American politicians believe that wholeheartedly.
Yeah, it's true.
But you're gonna go with Sea Rat?
I'm gonna go with Sea Rat.
It was Ronald Reagan, 1988.
Ronald Reagan, the great Ronald Reagan. We do have one more to end this. We got a tiebreaker, okay. Are we tied? Yeah, you're going to go with Sea Rat? I'm going to go with Sea Rat. It was Ronald Reagan, 1988. Ronald Reagan, the great Ronald Reagan.
We do have one more to end this.
We got a tiebreaker.
OK.
Are we tied?
Yeah, you're tied.
OK.
Tiebreaker.
And again, there is no prize.
OK, perfect.
Thank you once again for clearing.
Only terrorists and assholes order Mojitos.
I don't know about you, Dill.
I think this is Putin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It sounds like something that Vlad would say
God damn it. It was Kate Chastain
That's why we love her by the way. Yeah, no, she's great. You guys did so well you guys you guys really really did great at that game
Thank you for joining us today. What do you guys have to plug?
Yeah. Go ahead. I'm going to be a porn star. We're going to do all that shit. And some,
at some point in time that'll happen. Do you have a name? I'll just tell you.
I'll tell you this. I enjoyed your season. I would love to see you on another season of Below Deck.
I know they don't do that. They don't have you guys back to back back but I would love to see you on that to be fair actually I am actually going
to try and get my PB to to be able to drive tenders because that's been a dog
leg for me in the first season like I mean I've told you already it was my
first season yeah I have to go back and get my PB to and be able to show a bit
more what I can do like right looking after guests I'm not fucking idiot in
this world love it yeah I'd love to go back.
Love it.
Alex, how about you?
I loved you on Winter House.
I could see you being a part of that.
I don't want to call them a family,
but I think we need to start bringing in new people,
start ushering out the people that have been around.
I think you'd be a wonderful new addition to that
as a regular.
I hope you're back on Winter House, Summer House, whatever Summerhouse whatever yeah man we'll see how it all shakes out I don't I don't have any
expectations of television when an opportunity presents itself I bring
every offer into consideration yeah I enjoy doing television I enjoy the
platform that it's given me yeah that, that's what I will plug. Yeah. Okay
Everybody follow them on everywhere. Yeah. Okay Instagram's best. I started a business this year. What's the business plug it?
It's an online fitness coaching business called naughty fit
Yeah, yeah, I kind of started as you know, like guys who are into fitness that also tend to be a little naughty
you know, like guys who are into fitness that also tend to be a little naughty.
Yeah. And it's evolved into, you know, me just kind of not even really feeling like being that naughty anymore.
Yeah. It's, well, there's a long story to that too, but yeah, same, but I'm still
boozing. So you'll get there.
You'll get there. You'll get there.
I don't know why.
I turned 30.
Yeah, well.
But yeah, Naughty Fit online, and it's
been an absolute blessing on my life.
It's forced me to clean up.
This is your company?
Yeah, yep.
It's literally just me.
You can't even call it a company, I guess.
It is a company.
Sole proprietorship.
You can call anything a company these days.
I mean, a lot of these homeless people outside of here
have companies.
That's true.
Yeah.
Some are very successful.
Help me the fuck out, bro.
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Thanks, guys.
Really fun.
Absolutely.
Pleasure. and everywhere else. Gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us. Thanks guys, really fun. Absolutely. Love