Another Below Deck Podcast - Spirit Emma | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S5 E8

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

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You know, I feel a little odd about Emma's firing because she absolutely deserved it. But yeah, somehow like her. I think I could go out and have margaritas with her or, you know, you're attracted to her. No, no, I like her more as a friend. But I could hang out, you know, just at a bar. She's very pretty, Pat. Well, that's not what I'm saying. I think in her heart, she is a good person.

But I think what's happened here is she's missed her calling. Because at some point in your life, you should focus on things that you're good at and then try and figure out a way to make money at them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For example, she's good at smoking cigarettes. Quality control at Marble. Yep.

Marble? Marble. Yeah. Oh, I'm so horrible. Brother I am just confused. About what? Why Cynthia and Ori are crying all over the place. You know, it's just so confusing to me. I don't, I, let's, I, you know.

What are you referring to? Well, Wicked. Oh. Are you gonna go see it? I think when it comes to Disney, watch it with Ellie. Disney Plus? Mm-hmm. I gotta tell you, in this Polar Deck show,

I went to go see Gladiator 2 last night. How was don't spoil it for the audience it was it was fine it was not supposed to be fine no it was awesome no it was fun it was good I give it 72 smushy tomatoes but I gotta say the hedonism that you experience when you go out in the wild to regular theaters for big big movies. It's unlike, I mean it's such a damning indictment on where we are. Horrible, it's some of the worst horrible human behavior. We'll get, I don't go. Walk into another Bullied Act podcast, okay? I'm Dylan, that's Pat. Hey. I'm sitting in this theater last night and I hear this, the man behind me. Not only are he and his wife talking,

or he and his girlfriend talking, the perfect amount to where I can't snap, mm, you know, perfect amount to where I can't snap. He's doing this thing with his teeth. He's sucking at his teeth. And I'm hearing it, I go, what the? Is that a jujube? What is happening? Film gets out. I see him at the bathroom. He's got a fucking oral B scope

floss toothpick. Oh, doing it the whole movie. Oh, that's a tick. It's a it's a fucking former drunks tick, right? tick. Then you got a woman in the front row, lost something, pulls her flashlight out. In the middle of the movie. Yeah. Middle of the movie. I got people going to talk to text.

Complete fucking hedonism. Yes. All right, and I think COVID and also having three years off from people going to see the movies, that didn't help things. People were spending too much time at home with their feet on their tables and just crazy. Now, Dylan, I used to curb this because I was the guy. It was a different time. Old Patty Dow is very weak and a wimp and doesn't like confrontation. I used to like, if someone had their phone out, I do like, all right, they got another minute for this. And I go, I used to like, if someone had their phone out, I'd do like, all right, they got another minute for this.

And I'd go, turn your phone off, you asshole! I know. And then people would clap. I know, but I've gotten into fucking altercations before in movie theaters. And it's like, do I really want to do this right now? You know what I mean? You have to get the high ground on the person that's

sucking their teeth. I'm not going to get into a fight with somebody with a low ground. We saw what happened to Anakin Skywalker. That's right. You know, I mean, it's just the whole fucking thing is such a nightmare. 30 years ago, 30 years ago, I saw the Three Musketeers.

It was starring Chris O'Donnell. He was still good looking. Oh, the earnest Three Musketeers. I think that was kind of lighthearted, I think. Well, I was, I couldn't even focus on the movie. I was probably 19 years old. Yeah. Because I had these three teenagers behind me. I was a teenager and they're dipping and they're spitting in their cup and I told them to cool it and then they wouldn't and at the end of the movie I said you ruined

this for me and the kid told me to fuck off. Right. I grabbed him by his shirt and I just started shaking the fuck out of him. I ripped his headband off. And then people had to cool me down. I wanted to kill him. But who's to say, what are the laws, the rules and the regulations? Well, you're supposed to have a movie theater,

an usher that stands there, and it's supposed to be, I'll pay an extra five bucks. You need a Gestapo with that. You need someone who sees the behavior and they take that off your lap and they go down and handle. Sure, sure. Until they do that, I'm not returning to movies. But the teeth-picking thing is a very like, I'm really not sure. I mean, who's to say you can't do that in a movie theater? Obviously, you shouldn't do that in the movie theater because you're a scumbag if you do that. All right, Dylan, it's so funny

you mentioned. What do you have to talk about either? If Whisper, if something crazy happens, but you're funny. You mentioned what do you have to talk about either? If whisper, if something crazy happened, but you're watching a movie, what do you talk about? You do what free does to me. She's like, I think he did it. OK, that's fine. We'll find out if he did. OK, all right.

And we'll get to blue. OK, I went to IMAX for a 45 minute movie, 3D with Blue Whales at the Museum at the Science Theatre. Yeah, we took when we took Quinton and we took Ellie. The tickets were nine bucks each. You know, it's not breaking the bank for the whole family. It was 36 bucks or whatever. We buy the popcorn. Yeah, that's one ticket at an actual Elliot starts getting scared and she starts yelling. I'm so scary, scary, scary because she was scared of the

blue. Well, she was scared of the blue. The blue whales are very big. They're prehistoric monster. I lied to her and said they're fake. That shut her up for a little while. OK. OK, but then they had sharks or something. She freaks out. Quentin starts walking around. We lasted 12 and 1 half minutes.

And I said, we're not doing this to people. And we left. Yeah, you've got to get out of there. It's just crazy. It makes me sad, because there are these big movies that come out, and I want to go see them. But my parents are going to drive to Silver Lake to go to the Vista or movie theaters where people act like adults.

You know what I mean? So this is another podcast show. It's not, but you can listen to us do this kind of thing at patreon.com slash another podcast network. This is another below deck podcast where we talk about below deck. Tonight was actually quite a wild episode. You think so? Yeah. I mean, anytime a Sea Rat gets axed, yes, pretty juicy. I want to address that situation about Emma at the top of the show. Okay. Can I say one more thing? Am I, I'm going to get pots? Yes. Use suspects type twist. Crazy.

That I actually was on the edge of my seat at the end of this episode. We usually get TBCs that are like, why would you put that up there? I don't care about what happens. I genuinely am pretty, pretty intrigued to find out how they handled the blood all over that couch. You know, it was just a great episode for me. I give it five pots. Five pots.

Okay. I thought it was an okay episode. You know, I feel a little odd about Emma's firing because she absolutely deserved it, but I somehow like her. I think I could go out and have margaritas with her or, you know- Oh, you're attracted to her. No, no, I like her more as a friend But I could hang out, you know, just at a bar. She's very pretty Pat. Well, that's not what I'm saying I think in her heart she is a good person

But I think what's happened here is she's missed her calling because at some point in your life You should focus on things that you're good at and then try and figure out a way to make buddy at them. Yeah yeah yeah. For example, she's good at smoking cigarettes. Quality control at Marble. Yep. Marlboro? Marlboro. Marlboro? It's Marlboro. How about Camel? Yeah. Go over there. She's the one that's in the room all day. She could be the new Camel Joe or Joe Camel. No, she's just sitting in an office room all day at the factory. They just come in with a thing of cigarettes. They say, hey, smoke this.

She'd be good at that. Love that. All right, what else is she good at? Watching people work. Oh, I know what she's really good at. You know those yellow pillars that you crash into sometimes when you're trying to pull out of parking spots? She could be one of those.

That's not bad. She's super good at just Yeah. She could be one of those. That's not bad. She's super good at just standing. She's good at standing, but she's also good at observing other people work. I got it. She becomes a sheriff at one of those chain gangs. You know what I mean? What's a chain?

Oh, you're talking about slaves. No, no, I'm talking about prisoners. You know, they're out there, like, because we need, like, new railways and whatnot. Busting up rocks and stuff? They're busting up rocks. She's sitting there. They'll hand her, like, a rifle or something, wear that funny hat. Sure, sure. She yell at them, like, get back and whatnot. Busting up rocks and stuff? Busting up rocks. She's sitting there. They'll hand her like a rifle or something,

wear that funny hat. Sure, sure. She yell at him like, get back to work. Yeah. She'd be good at that. The only problem would be like, I can't load it. But after a while, she'd figure out how to actually use the weapon to kill.

I was going to say, she could ask a prisoner how to do it. But I'm like, no, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think that let's take her out of that very high stakes environment where death is In her hands, which is not something you want to be in her hands Let's get her in the movie theater. Oh You go. Hey, if you see somebody sucking his teeth you go

I don't care how much smack you did when you were younger. You can't do that in the movie theater Okay, find a new tick. Okay, you brought this around. I don't think she'd be good at that Okay Well, how many pots do you give it? Okay, find a new tick. Okay. Oh, you brought this around. I don't think she'd be good at that. Okay. Well. How many pots do you give it? Just because of that, they fooled us with that whole boat colliding into the other boat. I didn't like that little trick playing on our fears.

Well, and it wasn't, you know, this is, you're getting back to the tower seven thing. You're getting back to the kookiness. You're getting back to the cookiness. You know, Elon Musk has Latin on the back of his, you know, it's just. It was a guy who was baked out of his mind on hashish. OK, and that's what happened. That's what happened. Right. 50 knots. So we pick up with this cooked crash.

What does cooked mean? Cooked means fake. But the kids are saying like, oh, I'm cooked, dude. Oh, I don't know what that means. I'm not young. But Dylan, I want to, if you don't mind. OK, so we have this small boat adrift with a stoner. OK?

Yeah. And then we got Parsifal. And you got Gary, who's throwing fenders over the boat. Yeah. And he's whistling. Yeah. One of the weakest whistles ever, by the way. I have such a powerful whistle.

I hate that I only have one speed of whistle. I can't do the Jiminy Cricket kind of whistle. Did he whistle? Jiminy Cricket? Yeah. Who's? Jimmy Cricket? Yeah. Who's Jimmy Cricket? The little cricket sidekick of Pinocchio, the fake boy. Oh, I don't know if he whistled. You know who did whistle? Who? The black man in... what's that Disney movie that's really racist What year did it come out like the 50s, oh

It was the I don't like it. It's the the black the black guy and he's he's got a bunch of animated animals It's the song of the south gosh. I don't know. Oh, Patrick. I'm not good at Disney movies. I don't like animation. I really don't. I like two Pixar movies. That's it. Toy Story 1 and Toy Story 3? No, I don't like those.

I like WALL-E. OK. Yeah, getting back to it. Zippity doo dah, zippity hey. You know that song, right? My oh's my oh my wonderful day. Okay. So they're frantically trying to avoid these these two vessels colliding into one another. Yes. I have an idea for you. Hosting. Yeah. How about that goddamn bullhorn? Right? Everyone's running around Gary's like, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. Okay. Glenn was OK, Glenn loves. Well, he's screaming, but. Glenn loves the bullhorn.

That's such a good point. Why not pull the bullhorn? He's like a five-year-old with a toy fire truck. He loves the bullhorn. You pull it for hungover guests who are 15 feet away from you. You know that you're there. You've just left the boat. You want to wake a stoner up, pull the bullhorn.

Well, and I got to say, I sympathize with this guy, because if I had a sailboat I'd be this guy I would have Just struggled with the weight of the world on me to figure out how the fuck this thing works and then I'd fall asleep and I drift into somebody else's boat and you know, the priest comes up to him. He's like, you know This is a pretty big deal dude. It's like what do you want to do? Okay, you made a mistake You got too high. All right, you know Dylan. I want to talk about people getting high Okay, so we always say hey, why not legalize it? You know what?

It's not like all that booze, you know causing all those car accidents and you know vehicle. Oh, it causes tons of car accidents If you're in Los Angeles, you don't want to roll down your window in a busy part of town because you'll realize just how stoned out of everyone's mind is. I'm stoned right now. I'm saying I'm actually seeing people blow weed smoke out of their car. I'm talking the driver not the passenger. Oh yeah, absolutely. And if you've ever been smacked on Oh yeah, absolutely. And if you've ever been smacked on, on herb driving around, it doesn't make it easier. You can, you can slip into a flow state, but if, uh, if you have obstacles, you're, you're going to be behind the eight ball. That's

right. Cause you're smacked. Um, okay. So the guy stoned as hell. Um, w we have another another where's Emma moment. I mean, Emma. Okay, I want to talk about this. Okay, despite an impending possibility that they might crash and she could drown to death, she still is not quick on her feet. No, no, no. Imagine her, the Titanic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm her buddy. Hey, Emma, this thing, we hit a goddamn iceberg. Let's get the hell out

of here. Yeah. And she tells you, I'm going to finish Hey Emma this thing we hit a goddamn iceberg. Let's get the hell out of here Yeah, and she tells you I'm gonna finish this sick. Yeah, you don't understand Yeah, we're taking on water, but but I am so Emma is my Spirit Emma was she's my spirit animal You know a large sense because I'm with Emma In the Titanic scenario and in this scenario. Okay. Emma gets ripped out of her sheets, right? She goes up and problems pretty much solved.

I mean, they're not going to crash into each other. Gary's like, everything's okay. And then she's like, hello. Hello. I bet that's how he is in bed too. Just really mediocre. I think he's red in bed. Red in bed. Yeah, like bright red.

Hello. Hello. But she says she sees everything. She goes downstairs. She's like, there's a boat up there. Seems fun. Tired. That's what I would be like. And also on the Titanic, I'd be like, OK, so sorry. But I'm the seems fun, tired. That's what I would be like.

And also on the Titanic, I'd be like, OK, so sorry. You want me to rush this cig to get into 39 degree water? Yeah, there's some musicians over there. That guy, look at him playing the fucking violin. He ain't quick on his feet. Go bug that guy. I'm smoking right now. All right, so Keith arrives back with the guests and we find

out that the person who was driving the vessel was baked out of his mind. It smells like Pat. Smells like Pat. I have something to say about, I love these charter guests. We've already pointed out that we think the main charter guest loves to party. Yeah. They're out till two in the morning. These people have to be in their late 40s. I got invited to go see Empire of the Sun at the Hollywood Bowl. You go see Empire of the Sun? Yeah on Saturday I went to go see them. They put out a great show. Do you like Empire of the Sun? I like Walkin' and Dream. That's the only song I know. And this is the second time I've seen them by the way. Isn't the rest of it like Pitchfork, indie,ork indie like techno kind of yeah They're like LCD sound system. No, they're not a little bit not even close. Hmm kind of Not as good. I agree. Okay, so but anyway, they're five songs in it's like 920

Yeah, I saw go. Yeah Yeah, we left I went to bed at 9 o'clock on Saturday. 9 o'clock. It was because I got so drunk during the day. Oh, perfect. That's the way it should work. But I woke up at 4.30 in the morning. Couldn't fall back to sleep.

I got to tell you, though, it was bliss. Oh, yeah. It was absolute bliss. Let me tell you something. The best me time? I'm not going to do it ever again. One of my side hustles when I like semi-retire, I'm gonna start a promotion company where we put on live shows that start at 5 and

end at 730 and it's geared towards 40 plus. Yeah. I'm telling you. Absolutely. It'll be a financial windfall. Avril Lavigne at 5 o'clock. Love it. Love it. That's where I'm gonna find my state of grace. I've already had three glasses of wine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you go home and by 8.30, you're tucked in your bed, great show. Yeah.

Got to socialize a little bit. What's with these going on at 9.30 at night? No, no, no, it's too late. It's too late. And then you don't get home until. Oh, the parking. The parking. You don't get home.

You're not asleep until 12, 15, 12, 30 30 and I thought I was gonna go nuts last night I mean the movie starts at 7 right I'm all I'm a fan of trailers give me some trailers now it's all the fucking dog shit oh yeah den of thieves 2 and there's a movie I want to talk about this on APS there is is a movie coming out. I think it's a fake biopic for the head of a boy band, like a 1D kind of situation. And the trailer starts off, he goes, I'm the biggest rock star in the world, but I'm not going to tell you my story the old fashioned way.

And it cuts to him, and he's a monkey. I'm not making this up. He's a CGI monkey. Okay. So imagine Bohemian Rhapsody but Freddie I know he kind of looks like a monkey but imagine it's just a CGI monkey of him the entire time and people are treating him like he's a human being. Okay. Sounds like a kid's movie. No it's not. Vanity Fair that said that it was astoundingly creative. Oh boy. All right, let's get back to the show. Sorry. Next day, I think. No. Oh, uh, well. No. Okay, no. Absolutely

not. Sorry. Okay, so that, yeah, they avoid the ships colliding. It was a stoner. Right. Keith comes into the galley and him and Danny start chatting it up. I'm wondering, are you, the priest and the dealer, are you trying to get laid? What is up with this guy? Well, what's up with her? Oh yeah. Because she shares her unhappiness with her experience thus far.

I think she was referring to the entire season. I know, but he kind of like defaults onto Deanna's side. And it's like, hey, preach, you trying to get laid? I don't think he is, preacher. I don't think he is. No, no, no. I don't think he is. I don't think he is. No, no, no. I don't think he is at all. Well, she refers to her time on the boat,

and this is a direct quote, as dark and dry. Yeah. I think she was talking about a vagina. Well, not the dark part. That was the emotional state of the environment. Then when she said dry, she was absolutely talking about a vagina. 100%.

Now, I want to say, I want to put this out there. Keith could be a hidden gem. He's like a little seedling that has not flowered yet. Yeah. Gary King is gone. I think the audience knows that. No spoiler. See, I don't think he's returning back to this show.

Gary is, listen, Gary is a pig. I like Gary on the show. I got to tell you, I haven't hated him as much lately. I think he's been great this season. Well you know sometimes too little too late though. Well we're halfway through the season so. Yeah. Yeah. I just looked at that like nine more episodes of this. I'm looking forward to it. I think this season's been good despite you know. They're gonna mess with us with the holiday season though like they're gonna air an episode like the night before Christmas. I got come on now. Yeah, have some respect

Anyway, alright, so we get to the next day next morning Danny gets advice Emma can't do pillows and Dean and Deanna makes green juice Now this is we talk almost every episode about the level of incompetence within the crew level of incompetence within the crew. Deanna makes a green juice, tastes it, and is quite literally blown away that she did it. This is green juice for mostly Chugui whites who are coming from the States.

You have to know how to make green juice, right? So Emma and Gary have a little chat about the flag. He tells her that the way that she's hung it indicates that somebody's died and that that's not right. And we cut back to her trying to figure out... Emma trying to do things on the boat equals sad. When we cut back, when we see her failing to do something, that rope, trying to gather that rope was just brutal. When she's just stabbing at the, I mean it's just, it's sad. Emma needs to go be the marshal of a chain gang. That's right. Yeah. Okay, so this leads, I think Gary chatted with Glenn at this point.

Yeah, he goes immediately to Glenn. And then Glenn, he finally, because Glenn doesn't like to fire people. Yeah, baby. So he calls that Sea Rat Temp Agency and he's looking for a new deckie. Yeah, baby. So breakfast, excuse me. Again, Deanna walks out and says,

can you tell me which one the Brie is? Now, Daffodil and Deanna, I have no idea where they're from. He says he's Italian. I don't think that's true. I think that's a lie to get the people who are chasing him off his scent. But Deanna could be. Literally from anywhere in the world.

Barring like, kind of the- I don't think she's from Easter Island, but she could be from New Zealand, she could be from Poland, she could be from Canada. I don't think she's from Uganda, but that leaves a lot of the world open,

and I have zero clue. How she, I think that wherever she comes from, this is probably European. Yeah. You gotta have a clue of what Brie is. Just in waking life. And then if you're gonna be in this kind of industry, you should absolutely know what Brie is.

Because Brie is the Kraft Singles of Nice Cheese. It's the entry point into Nice Cheese. You just have to know what it is. Yeah. Crazy to me. Well, meanwhile, Dill, Cloyce tells us he's ready to push boundaries moving forward. And I guess he's going to be starting out

with that bacon that he scorched every inch of its life in that banana bread. You like floppy bacon? I don't like it burnt. Actually, I don't like bacon. What am I even talking about? Ugh. It hurts. Gross. Actually, I don't like bacon. What am I even talking about? Gross. No, I hate it. I really do.

I think you might be one of four Americans. I haven't. I probably cook bacon for Ellie twice a week, throw it in the microwave. You know, okay, I haven't eaten bacon. What do you mean you throw it in the microwave, you know, okay, I haven't eaten bacon What do you mean you throw it in the microwave? We I just cut it's pre cooked. It's one of those things And then I just put it in my good. She doesn't care. She eats it For you. We don't care She but me I've probably not had bacon in five years. Yeah, ten years. It hurts your tummy. It hurts my tummy I don't like it. It's gross. It's too oily and greasy. Well, let's see

It hurts my tummy. I don't like it. It's gross. It's too oily and greasy. Well, it's yeah, I mean, it's uh, you know, we, when we're referring to fat people, we call them pigs. Right. Not us, society. Society and us. Now take the fattest part of a pig. That's bacon. Right? So it's going to be a little fatty. Right? It's delicious, but it's served alongside eggs. Benedict and one of the guy, the gay guy goes, um, how did she know? Or it might've been the primary who cares? Well, somebody says, how did she know? Or how did they know that we like eggs? Benedict? Um, everybody likes eggs. Benedict, right? And, uh, especially gay guys with lip filler. So that was an easy bullseye for Cloyce. He's pushing boundaries.

So the gang gets ready for a little rope time. A Tarzan rope, yep. And would you do this? I don't know that I would trust myself. I think I could easily do it, but it would freak me out. Yeah, I have done that. When, you know, where I grew up, there's nothing to do. I did it when I was a kid yeah. Yeah you find a rope. I just couldn't I couldn't get the imagery of me losing grip strength and then folding in half on the banister beneath me.

You know what I mean? You know where I went to college near Lake Tahoe there was a secret area that you'd have to walk a mile into the woods. And it was this gigantic waterfall. And it was scary because we were all like, I'm getting peer pressure to jump off this rock. And it's near this waterfall. And someone had pointed out, hey, look over here. And there was a plaque in the ground that had listed all the people that had died.

Yep, and all the Lady Guadalupe candles, too. Oh, my god. Oh, yeah, the Jesus candles over there. Yeah. No, we had a place in Virginia by Billy Goat Falls called The Bluffs. And there is this shale that juts out. And you just cut yourself on it all the time,

just walking around and swimming and that stuff. How the fuck we did that as kids? I mean, kids are crazy. Yeah. Kids are absolutely crazy. All right, so Emma cannot do this. It is just kind of clown music plays underneath. And it's just this little Glenn being a little patient with her.

And she's got to go. I hate to be mean, but this was for me personally, as a viewer of the television show, I was like this is it's it's time It's time. It's time. So Keith heads in for a little chat He said he says you guys ever had a pie clits this combo of Keith and Danny Never gonna work if they're gonna argue this much about stupid stuff They need to at least be fingering

each other. Like, because there's no purpose for this. What are you even fighting about? Yeah. So it's a guy with bad social skills, right? You can see Keith from a mile away being bad with women. He looks like Russell Crowe to me, by the way, a younger Russell Crowe. Don't you think?

No. So he's a big slab of fucking white meat, right? And he's very, you know, these are the rules. So obviously, he's not going to have a good game. And then you have Dani, who's like, let's get another boy in here. It'll be fucking lecker. But also, she's like, she's her.

I'm going to try to be sensitive about this. She's, we're all damaged to a certain degree, right? That's what life does to us. That's what life does to us. But Danny will get we've seen her get very, very hurt by kind of off handed comments. So that combo is oil and water. Let's move on from it. I can't wait to get to beach. Oh, beach. Oh, what's beach? Oh, well, they get the day off and she goes to get to hang out with Anthony. Oh, yeah, that's next

step. Yeah, that's next episode. So Danny says I think it's better that they stay away from one another I think that's the right idea Emma on the stern line just can't Do the stern line and the guest apart and we get to the heaving lines now Emma's never done this actually She has you Tommy to do It's tough. It's tough. Guys, given that Emma can't catch a slowly moving rope out of the air with a pole, and she can't really do anything,

why are we putting her on a docking that she, you know, like this is just adding salt to the wound. Kind of like in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, when he cut that guy's leg off and then he put him on a meat hook and then packed his leg with salt. That's what the salt thing is. Oh wow.

Keep him alive to watch his own slow demise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very scary film. So, Daffodil heads in. He's not on the show. You know my neighbor, I don't know if the audience can hear, there's a goddamn leaf blower outside the studio. Yeah. My neighbor has let a weed grow to 20 feet tall on the outside of the studio that I want to yell over and go, hey can you cut this thing down? Yeah. Do

you mind if I go do that? He's right there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go do it. Go do it Yeah, what's her name again I Think he's he said her name many times, but this is a this is an old feud He's he's screaming Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they're very, they're very, well. Why are you listening to us? You can't leaf blow before 10 AM.

Nah, I think that's when you do it. You can't do it before 10 AM. So, well, it's a weekday after nine. Fair enough. OK, so Daffodil is not really on the show and I don't know why. I think he's great. I think he's weird. I think he's had sex with

at least three little people before. I mean, he's got a crazy backstory. I just wish he was on the show. So the guest apart, they say that the SteeRats became their family. You better have a tip over 25 grand if you're going to talk like that. That's big talk.

And we get to an interior meeting. Now, Daisy says we need to decorate quicker, but this charter was great. And Danny comes away from this meeting asking the question, why am I her number one enemy? Now, I don't know if I'm just not watching the show clearly. Why is she asking that question? I don't know. I was gonna ask you. I was confused by this unnecessary drama as well. I think it's us trying to figure out the kind of Shutter Island mindset of a Sea Rat. No clue. Still tension between Danny

and Deanna too, which I'm not really understanding that. It seems a little forced drama wise. Yeah, so Danny says if Daisy feels threatened by me that's not my fault. Danny, you can't make a margarita. Daisy is not threatened by you. Okay, so moving on. We'll get to the tip meeting. Cloy says never underestimate the power of Cloy's. That's a Cloy-sism. And tomorrow, everybody gets the whole day off. And Danny gets to go back to the O Beach Club, right? And she's been texting Anthony.

And he's been saying, hopefully we can hang out. And she says, that's so fucking hot. I guess it's hot. I mean, listen, I haven't been embroiled in the the anticipatory smut talk, you know, for a while. But I think that's just making plans. So this sorry to catch up. So this was his texting skill. Yeah, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. She points out that he skilled at

that. Yeah. Well, if that impresses you, Danny, old Patty, is I excel at receiving oral. How do you like those marbles? Yeah. You know, there are degrees of excellence with receiving oral, I would say. You know, there are degrees of excellence with receiving any kind of pleasure. You don't want to just lay there like a stiff board. No. Right. Person feels like they got to work harder. Well they feel like they're sucking somebody off with rigor mortis. That's not hot. Definitely not. No you know get into it. Move your body around you know what I mean. I'm not going to keep going. OK. So what was the tip? Oh, it was $18,000.

Yeah, low. It was low, man. $18,000. $18,000 for family? For family? Well, I won't be inviting that part of the family over for Thanksgiving dinner, you cheap bastards. You cheap fucks.

God damn it. That's crazy. All right, let's get to Emma. Emma is absolutely hilarious. She is called into a meeting to be fired. And she, I am so, I'm so sorry about my throat today. She's got Mr. G energy to me. What's Mr. G? Mr. G, you know, from Summer Heights High. Oh, I never watched it. Oh, it's brilliant. It's just.

Don't they have a great intro song? It's a distinct intro song. Oh, OK. I don't know if it's great. I think it's just kind of like a melody. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun I'm not doing this right now and she just walked out absolutely hilarious well then she proceeds to go on what I call the I just got fired tour sure yeah you walker Evelyn Pittsburgh Philly met life you

let everyone know what just happened to you rather than just I guess wrap up the firing you know yeah yeah I have to say this, Dylan, and again, Emma, I believe you listen and I do like you a lot. Someone once said that when you're down and out and at your worst moment, how you handle that speaks volumes about your character. Oh. At least in this moment, I don't think you'd taken it in. I don't know why you're clamming up at this right now. I'll take it from here. Okay. Yeah. So Emma says that Gary is a coward. That's right. She says that she doesn't take it in. That's right. She definitely doesn't. She says that she's been scapegoated and you know Emma's great. Emma's Mr. G. She's my spirit Emma, but she's immobile. Like I said, I think she's a parking pillar of a human being. You know what Glenn should have done? Because she goes

to him or he tracks her down and then she goes, look Captain Glenn just give me ten minutes to have a smoke. Yeah I gotta I gotta go have a cig. He should have said, okay fine if you don't mind, do it on the dock. And then she's smoking a cig and then the boat just drives off. Right, right, right. That the he heaves her shit over the pan is there. Right? So, um, I gotta say to fire her right before the day off. Oh yeah. What are you doing? Are there rule? Well, what? She's not doing anything the next day.

Give her a little day off. I mean, what the hell? She's going to get drunk and start crying. It might be fun. She could have sex with somebody. Emma, message me, DM me. Were you given the option to go out and hang out with the other Sea Rats that night?

I want to know. I don't think so. I think they cut her loose. It's absolutely ridiculous. Now, Gary calls his mom, and mom's a good egg. You can tell mom's a good egg, right? Or an enabler. The fact that she knows her son is

going to turn to the bottle to find all the answers to his problems. Well, she says if somebody's not pulling their weight, they've got to go, right? True words have never been spoken. Probably. Hello. Hello, probably. Hello.

Hello. Hello. She raised the fuck up. I'm sorry. He's good at his job, that's fine. But the other part, she gave him a good work ethic. I'll give her that. How's that sound?

Hello. But then she goes, don't get drunk tonight. I got to get a good, you gotta get fucking drunk tonight. So she knows she can hear the spirit of her son over the telephone. I have to tell you again, I'm sorry. I'm crapping on this guy. I don't think for one minute he really felt bad about shit canning her. She totally deserved it. No, I think he did.

I think he did. You do? Yeah. Well, that alcohol really chipped him up. I think he was really sad because I think that he's heartbroken. Genuinely, I think that he's heartbroken. Think about all the mean stuff and emotional games he's played. Let me explain.

Okay. Okay? I think that he's heartbroken. I think he's down in the dumps because he knows that the likely replacement is a guy now point Emma was Wasn't on the table, but she always was right so given you know however many you know Patron coffee syrup shots he sucked down he probably tossed himself inside of her you know what I mean So I do think that he's really really bummed out about it it's a great point Dylan it's a great point so we go out right and not before Danny and Deanna

have a little chat Deanna's like I hope we don't switch Cubbins and Danny's like, yeah, man, they call me fucking Laker. She's like, she's like a rocket power character. If the rocket power character was like kind of addicted to dick, but they were children on that show. Anyway, she's very cartoonish and very funny. They tell everyone that Emma got the axe and we head out. The girls look absolutely bangin' and Gary is bummed out.

Now, he heads off to... Find a bar. Well, I mean, he goes inside, he goes, you know, I know that we've ordered alcoholic drinks, but I'm gonna need a couple of shots. He's gotta get over that Emma firing. Yeah, he's gotta get over the Emma firing, right? And I don't know, when you're feeling down in the dumps,

do you rip tequila shots? No, I don't drink, because I'll fall into a deep depression. But not like Gary. Problem solved. Feels way better. Yeah, yeah, he feels great. Now, Glenn's being all cute back in the boat. Yeah, baby.

Having lollipops. And then we all return home. Now, Keith has being all cute back in the boat. Yeah, baby. Having lollipops. And then we all return home. Now, Keith has a confessional conversation with Daisy. He says, you're the only person that I can be myself around. I didn't understand the play here. Because I haven't seen that. I haven't actually even seen them interact to a great degree. I don't think I have.

Maybe I just don't watch that part of the show. I think he's either going to hook up with Daisy or he's a gay guy. My gaydar is firing off with Keith. I'm sorry. Do I need to cut it? No. Do I need to cut it? I'm sorry.

Some people may believe that. I'm not trying to go around and say, you're gay. That's bad. I'm just saying, you know. And we talked about it recently. I love walking around Studio City now in Los Angeles, because when you're gay, you're gay. People don't have to hide it anymore.

You just wear a crop top doesn't matter so Gary and Daffodil start just drunken it up yeah yeah tossing a couple suckers around and Gary hits him in the face he starts bleeding all over the white couch now this can happen. I just did this to a producer that works for me on another show. And his eye took a month and a half to heal. It was a complete bloody mess. So you gotta be careful with ballistics in general.

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