Another Below Deck Podcast - Ten is Too Many | S5 E14 Below Deck Sailing

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to break down Lola's bad attitude, names of movies, asparagus puree, Ron Goldman being decapitated and more from Bravo's Below Deck Sailing Yacht.Traitors at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_

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I would say Chase, I know that it wasn't, you know, he says I didn't do it on purpose and it's like, I know that you did't do it on purpose, but I mean, sometimes accidents are accidents. I mean, like Caitlyn Jenner, huh? Caitlyn. Mald. Two undocumented immigrants, I think, with her giant SUV. Sorry about that, babe. I think with her giant SUV. Sorry about that babe. I think with her giant SUV. Sorry about that babe.

Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another bullet deck podcast. I am Dylan that is Pat and I'm the host of this episode of another bullet deck podcast. I am Dylan that is Pat and I'm the host of this episode of another bullet deck podcast. I am Dylan that is Pat and I'm the hostanking new episode of another Beledac podcast. I am Dylan. That is Pat. What is up, bitch? Oh, it's so good to be here. Permission to come aboard. Sorry I called you bitch. That's okay. Alright. Penny's dogs are barking. What's her name? Well, we probably shouldn't say her

name. My neighbor's dogs. Well, um, yeah fans of the show and all right We've got a hot fire talk going on right now These dogs these vagrant dogs are so the audience can't hear okay Fans know very well your war with your neighbor anyways Lots of fun stuff. Okay. Traders. We're watching Traders and recapping it. How good? I love it. It's so good. Yeah, you know, for people that have heard of it, I don't know if we can convince them to cross that threshold of the $5 tier. I'll do it very easily. All right. Walking to a store.

Let's call it a, let's say Barnes and Noble. Barnes and Noble. Walking to Barnes and Noble. They still have those. Oh, yeah. Walking to Barnes and Noble, say I got a paper cut. I'm going to show everybody. But I'll settle for $5.

$5. Nice. Take that. Go to patreon.com slash another podcast network. paper cut I'm gonna say everybody but I'll settle for five dollars nice take that go to patreon.com slash another podcast network and here are recap of the traders bring a buddy in there with you yeah and when you're holding your finger to that poor sap behind the counter yeah have a buddy go this place is filled with things that can kill people I'm gonna sue too but I'll settle for five dollars your buddy I mean you have a conversation with him or that's a Forcibly give you the five dollars, but maybe you can ask maybe you can get two months of traders recap

What we're trying to say is that five dollars isn't that much you fucking broke pieces? Times are tight for a lot of different people and I Welcome the frugality in my life. It's one of my greatest weaknesses. I have none of it. Yeah So it's the best show ever We're recapping in a picture with Ruby and we're having a lot of fun And you know what? Why don't you jump in and just enjoy what everybody else is talking about all the cool kids in terms of my Mount Rushmore of game show hosts Alex Trebek TJ Lavin Jeff probes Alan coming. Mm-hmm. I agree with I mean what's better? Yeah

All right. So what are the true Carrie? You kidding horrible? Phones it in every episode Steve Harvey is gonna be up there too. No way. All right, we got to get rid of one of them. I'll work it out later. Patrick. Yes. Before we get into the show, and by the way, boy, this is all wrapped up into one little cake here. Patrick's very upset.

I'm not upset. I actually don't really care. But it needs to be addressed so last week you and I came back off our vacations We'd God forbid we took two weeks off not watching television shows and coming in here and recording God forbid I've been doing this with Dylan for a long year We've never taken two straight weeks off, God forbid.

Okay. But we did. And it wasn't our fault, because this needs to be addressed. This is important stuff. Does it need to be addressed? Bravo dropped an episode of Below Deck during the holiday season. And I guess it was a very important episode to a lot of people. Can I tell you something?

It was a Christmas miracle that we missed that episode. Because there was no winning there. Thank God in the heavens above. I mean the people on the Facebook are, I'm not in there, I was in for hate speech, but the people in that Facebook group, you know, my wife said, she said there's been an issue in here. And I just have to say to those people who are upset that we missed an episode, we love your fandom and you're also a Luna. I'm glad you appreciate your passion.

All right. So you're out of your mind. So a lot of people that are a Facebook group We didn't watch an episode and we you know, we took a vacation Yeah, and a listener that I think actually likes us cuz sometimes you don't know I think they'd like us Posted I'm gonna leave out names said okay. This was the what do you call it? The title or whatever? Not sure. I was bad for head speech. I'm not even sure how the platform works, but I do know that the man who heads it up is taking fact checkers off now.

So maybe I'll be welcomed back into the fold. I think he's doing community notes. Okay. This person, who I think is a barnacle at heart,. 38 minutes for two controversial episodes. Come on! Pretty pissed off and I was thinking well that's not gonna get any traction right? Oh was I wrong. Another barnacle quickly chimed in. Yeah I was waiting for someone to say something. I actually noticed there's been a serious drop in the length over the past year with commercials.

Their episodes are like 20 minutes of content. That's absurd. Actually you writing about this is absurd. You know, okay. All right. Okay. Anyway, I jumped in to say, Hey, we do six episodes a week. Yeah.

Leave us alone. There was a lot of responses back. I don't like to get in the mud with you, Barnacles. Right, right, right. We're back. Shut the fuck up. God forbid. Again, imagine taking two weeks off for the first time

in years at something. OK, will you shut up for a second? All right. OK. I'm on another show called Conspiracy Social Club, which the audience is mostly right-wing male lunatics who are largely anti-Semitic. So I've spent the last year really sharpening myself

against the hatred of strangers. But Patty doesn't have, no. Didn't go through that gauntlet. So when you, People love Patty. When you, when you say mean things about it, it really hurts his feelings.

But I got to say Pat, you're going to have to, you know, you're going to have to, I got to tough, you got to tough it out. Okay. Because there are kookaburras everywhere and we love the kookaburras and the people who are saying it pays $5 to pay to try to catch that stuff. Also, does this count as nonsensical talk? Yeah, all right. All right. All right. We love the fans. They're the only reason we

can do the show and we are here to do the show because we love below deck. Sometimes. Mm hmm. Yeah. Tonight. Yeah, was one of those times that I loved the show. I thought it was a great episode. I'd give it like, how many parts? I'd probably give it like 16 parts. It was a good show. You liked the episode? Daisy at one point says seeing Gary's self-destructive behavior is very very painful. Yeah. And as they were holding hands it was kind of like a fox and the hound kind of sad moment right? And I was thinking like Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy right? But it's about royals. This is two Sea Rats one of whom is a filthy drunk so it really doesn't move the needle for me that much but it was an interesting thing to witness there was heart there we have shackles dropping we have Lola being hated we have Glenn. Reptile best. I mean, it was just a great episode.

Call him G-Spot. Yeah. Yeah. Daffodil is, I don't even think he's a human being. I really don't. I really don't. I think he's piloting those drones. He might be.

16 pots. OK. My favorite part of the episode is the cliffhanger. I like when the fourth wall is broken down. Gary and G-Spot, Captain Glenn going at it. The fact that Gary, because you know I always say the drunk person says what the sober person is thinking or feeling.

The night where Gary was drunk, smoking a cig, talking to Keith, and Captain Glenn came out, and he was like, that guy, he really disappointed me there. Or something to that, if I'm not mistaken. Well, no, no, he said a lot of loss of respect for him. But not for Glenn. G-Spot lost it for Gary. Gary was acknowledging that G spot lost respect for him

Oh, he's oh see look at me. I'm drinking too much. I had thought that that was Gary saying that well I don't think you're drinking too much. I think he just had a boo-boo. I had a boo-boo and everybody has boo-boo. That's okay I'm gonna forgive myself. Yeah Karen bass had a couple booboo's this week. No politics. I I just had a couple bo-boos this week. All right, no politics. I liked the episode. I could not figure out why. Look, Lola is very obnoxious, but that's a drag queen.

But I didn't understand what all the infighting was. I would say we got more into that. Trixie and Katya aren't obnoxious. I think Lola just sucks. Yeah? Yeah. Then again, we don't know these people. No, we don't. the smile on your face. Bet on the sports you love with Bet River Sportsbook. Take a chance! Must be 19 plus, available in Ontario only.

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I'm kind of- About 40? I'm ready to move on, I think. Probably about 40, I think. About 40, I think. All right, I'll give it 40 knots. All right, so, last we left off, we were dealing with a double battery, a double A battery issue.

We were, listen, this is, man, what is the word I wanna use? Smoke show? No, I wanna use a word. This is silly, right? We are low on batteries and we're trying to smoke out beef and Lola is Absolutely furious with the time between dishes. Well, she went to take a shit. Yeah. Yeah

yeah, she comes back up and the smoke has been revealed. And one of the charter guests just doesn't get smoke, right? So Chase has to let him down. But Lola comes up and she says, text out goddamn long, I'll stay out stairs while you're doing it. I think that's a perfect Lola impression. I don't like people like this. There's no need to be rude to people. You know, okay.

Well, she's a queen. Yeah, yeah. But I mean like- It's in the name. Even when people do rude things out in public, you gotta approach it like a, can you help me out here? You just pissed all over the seat, right? Let's let's be adults. Or how about this? Someone dressing down somebody. It's gross. But here's the thing about human beings. Can anybody not, like all of

us at some point, have dressed down somebody. I guess it's how you feel about it later and the freak the frequency in which you engage in that type of horrible behavior. Yeah. Everyone has a bad moment where they let someone have it. Yeah man when I dress down it is it is not good. It is ugly and I feel gross after but I've done it very very seldomly So Daisy says great job to Cloyce because they do enjoy the dinner Lola has to mention that the cheese ball sucked But Lola Lola's a queen question Did they ever get to him serving that lemon cake because he feeds Captain Glenn that. No, he probably served it and they didn't show it. Now Daisy says, great job.

And Chloe says the alternative ends my career and possibly my life. Cloys, nothing in the life of a Sea Rat should drive you to suicide. You know, even, even tragic accidents. I mean, hot-ass captain Jason drove a goddamn yacht into a giant Waterside build people were running away killing. It was like Godzilla showing up to the shore It was a scream. It was like Godzilla planted a big old dino foot right there He he claimed the lives of dozens of innocents and he didn't kill himself. So, you know, I think just yeah

Let's not joke around like that. Okay. Now one of the people at the table, the drags, one of the, yeah, one of the drags. Well, I don't think he was dragged. I think he was just gay and fabulous, but he said, you want to settle down with a slut, right? Because they're experienced. They know what they're doing and many other things. You rattled off.

Yeah. Now I would say I have lots of thoughts on that. Man or woman, I don't think, you know you have lots of thoughts, why don't you go ahead. Okay and I've learned a lot from the great hip-hop star Ice T. Right. He's also starring in his 18th season of law and order 1800 but who's counting yeah yeah but back in the day when he was a pimp he laid this down for guys to kind of figure out how to chart their life out he basically said a man needs three women in his life uh-huh okay and here's the hierarchy okay you have your main bitch okay you're also known as your wife. Right.

That's right. Yeah. You live in a house with her. Kind of. You raise a family with her. That's right. You have children with her. And then you got your side bitch.

Okay. Your side bitch is who you basically talk shit about your fucking wife. Your best friend. It's your best friend. Yeah. Like talk. And then you have your hoe or your slut. Right. Okay. Now don't come at me hoe or your slut. Right, right, right. OK?

Now, don't come at me for this. Right. Iced tea laid this down. Now, the slut is what? Can I really quickly explain how this usually goes, right? Your wife or your main bitch is the person that you raise a family with, and you get through a lot of life.

That's right. And then you have that best buddy who you bang your head. Your side hoe. And you and the side hoe kind of figure, well, we're having so much fun. Why don't we just take this to the next level? And usually you divorce the main bitch, the wife, and you get with the best buddy. Now that will end in complete ruin, likely because that hoe is still sneaking around. And that's the one that

is really the anchor. So you have to kill that person and because of that you go to prison. It's not a good dynamic to have. Well, but you, we got to still address the slut though, because that's the one you do the weird stuff with like asking her if she'll take a dump on your stub. Right, right, right. You know what I mean? You can't do that with your main ho, you have children with them. No. Anyway, so what I'm saying is whoever that drag queen that

Had to go fecal with it. Well, because you do the crazy stuff disgusting. No, no, you got to get weird with the sluts All right, and you know this because you were a former slut. No, no, no I am a fan of hip-hop and iced tea. Well, just in your life though, you were a slut. I was a slut, yeah. You were a total slut. I was a slut. And I think back in the wild and wacky days of slutty-patty, you would not have been a suitable partner for anybody.

No, no, no, no. See, because here's the thing about, and maybe we've stayed too long on this already, but here's the thing about sluts They're addicts right and there are varying you know There's there's a gradient to addiction right like Doritos doesn't sound that bad But we've all seen the reality shows you don't have to have an emergency crew cut a wall out for you to go outside right Sluts are addicted to love and sex and it's not that's not great so You know just lock it down everybody be okay do whatever makes you let me tell you something being married is really boring

But can we get to? The next day. Oh, yeah, okay It's a meanwhile Meanwhile Danny hates Daisy. Glenn tells the queens that they're going clubbing tomorrow, which was insane. I don't know why these people insist on bringing the Sea Rats out.

Outside of like a zoo exhibit kind of thing, like look at the poor people dance kind of thing. I don't get why. Oh, come on. Aren't you guys all friends? No, no, no, no, Dylan. This is the fourth wall. Why don't you want Gary to come out? You've been watching him on Bravo for four years. Oh, right, right, right. Right? They're stars. They're stars. That's right. Marilyn Manson is

full and everyone hits the sheets. Oh, yeah. Danny and Chase have a little flirting, a little ass slap and we hit the bed now next morning next morning Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah next we miss something. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right? Very ominously quiet we get to breakfast biscuits and gravy with great bacon and Yeah, yeah. Yeah one of the Queen's announces that he Literally put this on a sheet and he followed that up with and I also put something else on my sheets. Oh, I wonder what you're suggesting The Queens have to stop um, that's right. I'm gonna come

so um We get to the red-faced Nope Daffodil says something about being dishes for seven days, couldn't understand him for a fucking second. Dill when I watched the episode together I said, I yelled at the television, I need subtitles, no clue. There's, you know, when you, it's kind of crazy,

like, he talked for probably like three or four seconds. And it felt like every second was a new lap, and I was always behind, was just like I am so lost Right now I have no idea what's going on. I'm telling you I like him so much, but As just a human being but cast him what a colossal misstep Well, if you're gonna cast him you got to utilize him. That's what that's my point, you know, so He's not been utilized enough him. That's my point. You know, so he's not been utilized enough. He's got to utilize himself. What do you think they're gonna hit him with cataprods,

cataprods, and say hey be more entertaining. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well he's got to bang somebody, right? I mean, you know, you got to bang somebody. Or you just got to be more in the mix. Now let's get to Redface, Garabare, and Jealousy. He's not too happy with Daisy and the Priest. This guy is... I mean, he is kind of sad. I don't want to say it's a tragic character because I think like defined like in the context of the Greeks, I think you have to fall from a great height in order for it to be a tragedy, which this doesn't fit that. Once again, I have theories here.

OK, so coming off Gary being accused of being sexually assaulting a producer or whatever, and then he ends up on this boat and they're filming. He knows I can't go after a female coworker other than Daisy. I think you're giving him way too much credit. I'm telling you, why is he- He made out with Danny in the beginning of the season.

He did because he couldn't help, oh, I did it again. He couldn't help himself. Oh, I did it again. Why you doing this? You do it every time. And that's a perfect Gary. So he's basically the only person that he can hook up with is Daisy and she's already found another sea ride.

It's about control issues sweetheart. Now Gary and Chase go at each other over this shackle. Now Gary is a little bit much right? He's uh he's helicopter parenting a bit. But it's because Chase is handling the shackle directly over the water. Now I don't know if it's commonplace to bring it onto the boat and do it. Well, you need it on the boat because you're going to hook it up to the shackle. It's essentially a hook. But the drag point, right? Like the connection point, it probably shouldn't be directly over the water.

Chase does drop it. Here's an example of something in service. Anybody that's ever worked in the service industry, while you're doing something that takes a certain amount of concentration, the worst thing that someone can do is stand hovering over you and talk to you as a fucking distraction. That's like that time we had to cut those wires to save everybody lives. That's right. I apologize for that. It's almost like Gary was trying to sabotage him.

And then Gary also, once the shackle is lost in Davey, what is it, Davey? Davey Jones' locker. Gary announces, ugh, that's the only one we had. Sure. Sure, yeah. A $4 piece of equipment connector. Sure.

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Learn more at globalx.ca.acidallocation.com are not guaranteed, their values change frequently, and past performance may not be repeated. The prospectus contains important information about the Global X Funds. Please read the relevant prospectus before investing. Yeah, they find another one. Yeah, very quickly. And Chase is pissed at Gary. And he says that Gary can suck his dick, which is wow. And to Chase, I would say, Chase, I know there wasn't, you know, he says I didn't do it on purpose and it's like, I know that you didn't do it on purpose, but I mean, sometimes accidents are accidents. I mean, look at Caitlyn Jenner. Just having a day, baby.

Pulls out on PCH and slaughters two people. You know, she didn't mean to do that, but she still, you know, it's bad. I think only one person died. The weirdest part of that tragedy. Well, the other person can't be doing well for forever. The weirdest part. Some kind of limp or something.

So one person died and another person was very injured. When they did the investigation, whatever the report, the two people he had didn't have driver's licenses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How does that work? And it's a she. Huh? Caitlin, mauled two undocumented immigrants, I think, with her. Giant SUV. Sorry about that babe.

Also, there was weight behind that SUV. She was, had just gone out ATVing. Really? Yeah, I saw the 48 hours on it. Well, there's a 48 hours on it. Makes sense. You know, she's very famous What I'm trying to say is that Accidents happen and sometimes they're really bad Like OJ Simpson decapitating Nicole Brown Simpson with a trowel. Well, don't forget that other guy I feel bad for him. Imagine having your head cut off.

All you were doing was returning sunglasses, and you're basically forgotten in history. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just the other head. Now that tragedy. Wow. What a story that was at that time. I never heard of it. The juice chopping someone's head off.

Two people's heads. I did it again. Completely erased him from history and he was decapitated. I mean think about that if you're going to get your head cut off by a crazed celebrity with a gardening tool, you at least want to be remembered. That's very painful. So meanwhile, I was thinking of Ron Goldman was like a big fan of USC. So Meanwhile I was thinking of Ron Goldman was like a big fan of USC. Yeah. Hey, OJ. Yeah. Yeah wham Going hell for that one meanwhile He was just like stunned by us how athletic he actually was in person while it was going on. I couldn't have gotten

out of that if I tried. He's a fucking running back. All right, meanwhile. Meanwhile. We fight about who's going to the club and who doesn't get to go now. This is Daisy making this decision. Yeah Deanna Can I be transparent Deanna so beautiful she has pretty privilege with me I just I can't look at it objectively. Can I can I tell you something though, but they're both such little twerps. Okay Her this gonna alright wild tangent tangent yeah her and Jessica Alba Stand in the same place for me. They are Wonderful to look at but they are completely a sexual like You know what I mean, they don't they don't exude any sexuality at all. Oh cool. Cool. Yeah. No everybody has those everybody has those

My wife doesn't have that with Aaron Taylor Johnson. She's actually quite sexually attracted to him. Mm. She admits that, huh? Yeah. And it's like this thing where like, you know, I feel like maybe it's in my head, but I feel like my wife gets a lot more leeway with voicing sexual. Oh, it's ridiculous. Oh, my wife will like, I'm like, I don't get to fucking do that. Now we do not. But yeah, there's this thing with Aaron Taylor Johnson, who's just a hilariously bad actor.

He's just he you know what? When he was a kid in those whatever kids killing people movies, what was the first one that he was in? Savages. No, the first one that he was in? Savages. No, where they're like child, like Nicholas Cage was his dad in like the second one. They made two of them. Matchstick man.

No. Are you fucking with me right now? A little bit, but I have the faintest idea what you're talking about. Wasn't he in that movie where he dressed up like a superhero and hung out with another girl? Oh, kick ass. Kick ass? Oh, Kick-Ass. Kick-Ass!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't know he was a horrible actor. Right, right, right. Until you saw him in Godzilla. No, he was great in Kick-Ass. I think. I haven't seen those movies. I don't like Kitsch.

Very Kitsch. So your wife? I think that's right. So Cece is very very my darling Cece who is So pregnant and it makes me so happy she's home being though. Yeah. Yeah, they get mean it's But it makes me so even when she's so mean so mmm, it makes me so happy but Aaron Taylor Johnson is dating a I believe Jealous women would refer to her as an old hag. Oh wow. Yeah, and she's probably like in her 40s or something

Oh, but the online Stan Community for Aaron Taylor Johnson first sure is me ma right You know what? Do your own deep dives. Go see Kraken. OK, we got a show to talk about. Oh, that's right. I don't want to tangent too much because it's

been labeled as nonsensical. OK, all right. OK, so speaking of, well, OK, so we do water toys. Gary gives Daisy a back massage. Get out of here with that. But speaking of couples in love, you know, couples that you really, you know, I've been with my wife 15 years.

How long have you been with your darling Shuri? 13, no, yeah, 13. Okay. Daisy and Keith, I think, can do that. I really do believe in their love. Now, they're Sea Rats, so there's gonna be a major impediment there. But I can see them 80 years young, six grandkids on a porch next to each other,

just filled with bile and hatred for one another. Yeah. But they make it to the end. You know what I mean? Well, I don't know. Uh, fast forward to later on the episode when he, uh, transformed into Miss Queef. Yeah. Uh, he shook his Miss Queef. Yeah.

He shook his ass a little too convincing there. He shook his ass as well, and he was also acting like he was on Quaaludes. Like he was drunk before he even started drinking. We'll get into that whole thing. But yeah, we could also have, I could see him whip in a bottle across the room. You know what I mean?

Okay, so Daisy tells Danny and Deanna that they're not going clubbing and Danny refers to herself as Cinderella She's not she's not happy about this at all. Chef Cloyce is gonna work bitch and tonight's gonna be a big Dinner we do a very weird vo about how to blend That was just one of those chat GPT producer moments. And then the guys get ready and we get to the show. The drag show. Yeah, the drag show. And once again, it's important to remind the audience that Daffodil is not on the show. Now, the drag names are awful. Not well thought out. Not well thought out. We have Princess the Kweefe. We have... I miss Kweefs. Well they haven't gone anywhere.

Dava Diva is up next. He has a stroke with a hula hoop. Garellina Queen comes out. That's Gary. Chastity Thunder is better. And then the finale is Captain Glenn G-Spot. Safe to say the worst of the Queens. I agree. Didn't even try. Didn't even try. Sashay. Pull that dick out. Do something. Now, Jason has a very funny moment. That's the porn director. Oh, really? Yeah. He wants to know if

Captain Glenn's pubes match the drapes. Now let's remind the audience for Porn Director Jason. If you want to look at some of his work here are some of his notable works. Nutting Hill, The free my willy I I there's a die hard on right spiderweb man What dreams may come now that one's sad because that's about suicide if you build that they could they will come If dream that that one's about suicide Shaw wank redemption, okay redemption anymore star I know you did last summer you know I mean yeah I didn't kill you I fucked you yeah anymore inspector gadget oh that's like yeah yeah That's like a yeah, yeah That's like a we too low kind of thing. Yeah Jason he is quite the scope of work. Mm-hmm. Yeah

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especially at a steak dinner. Oh, yes. I love starting out with a wedge. Oh, right after the bread basket. Yep. Have a little bread. Hopefully it's sourdough baked in-house, old starter. Then you get into whether it's a house salad, Caesar know Caesar wedge it's a great way to start a meal

But I didn't think that bitch Lola was gonna be happy about this because this is not a steakhouse This is a multi-course meal next course though is something to be happy about it's a lobster in a crepe with truffle and caviar We're tacking or we're ticking off all the boxes We're tacking or we're ticking off all the boxes Love the Chugi taste blind now listen lobster truffle caviar is quite exquisite and I'd eat it third course is Branzino with mushroom and asparagus puree. Maybe I'm a little closed-minded don't ever don't ever Blitz up asparagus like that and put it at the bottom of the plate I mean it looks like baby shit and it Maybe it tastes good. I don't want it. I don't have any interest in it

fucking I'm not good with colors, but I don't like that hue. I've seen a lot of baby excrement in my Last four four years. Yeah The asparagus absolutely look like that. Yeah, it looks like fucking baby feces. So Cloyes does maybe the worst magic trick of all time after just nailing the dinner. Loathe screams at her friend some more and her friends say that there's something wrong with her. So I think, well yeah, she's a vile drunk. So now we have to go clubbing.

Glenn is very clear about the rules going out to the club. Two drinks home at two o'clock. If you break those rules, your tip is rescinded, which is I've mentioned this from first season of Captain Glenn illegal, illegal. You cannot threaten to take someone's goddamn tip. They've already earned a certain amount of money and you can't it doesn't whatever the word is he all's fair and loving sea rats well I love it also I want with Captain Glenn here Captain Glenn you allow sea rats a

little too much rope they're gonna take it. Right? This is a misstep on his part. And you're letting, and by the way, I thought this was a move by Daisy to get Gary fired. Because why would she allow him, of all people, to go party that night? Because she was having fun, she was lighting it up, she had four drinks.

You have Keith there. How many drinks did you have? Two drinks and two shots? So four drinks. You have Keith there. How many drinks did you have? Two drinks and two shots. So four drinks. Four drinks. Well if you want to be a stickler. Yeah okay so we hit the club and back at the boat there's shit in the toilet and a mutiny afoot. It's one of the funniest bits of the season is these two girls being completely disgusted with how they're being treated. Mm-hmm. It's just abhorrent to them.

Gen Z, dude, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? They're ruining the world. They're destroying the world. Hopefully there won't be any wars! What was that? You're Bernie? No, that was an old guy talking about the youth. Yeah no the youth are destroying the country not the spiritless boomers who want to hang on every fucking cent they've ever earned in their entire life and are willing to fuck up everything on planet Earth to attain it. But that's not to say that Gen Z isn't annoying.

I mean what the fuck? We're all annoying. Oh we're all annoying. That's right. But Daisy says it at the end of the episode. I mean are we talking about practice? We're talking about eight to nine hours of sleep? You've got to be kidding me. Anyways, the drag queens want these people drinking, and Gary obliges, he gets to 10 drinks. Those are the ones that the camera captured, by the way, with that ticker that they had there. Thank you for saying that, because there is zero chance he only had 10 drinks.

He pointed out the first two, that just gets him started. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the feeling. This guy can't get drunk. Cut to him cackling like a fucking vagrant by himself smoking cigarettes. I mean, he was scratching at the walls drunk. It looked like the unreleased footage of the dark night

with the Joker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or right around the Joker. Yeah, yeah, or right around the corner Where yes, yeah, yeah zombies. Oh, yeah, just big drums of piss everywhere and people scratching it themselves I mean, it's disgusting. The other thing is these fucking vagrants. They start a lot of fires. I gotta tell you I'm really sick Dylan's referring to the homeless encampments that surround my neighborhood where two kids live and basically 500 other children sleep at night.

And I really feel horrible for the children and I feel horrible for really everybody, right? It's a very sad situation. It says everything you need to know about Los Angeles. We've literally been burned to the ground and then when someone like me calls the city council office, which I did several times this week and said, there is a homeless encampment where they're lighting fires at night and they say, yeah, we're going to send some police out there and they don't. Yeah. Yeah. That's all you need to know about Los Angeles.

City's too big. It's too big. Oh yes, it's in this run. Run by idiots. Yes, that too. Now they're getting people killed. But let's not talk about politics. No, no, we don't need to talk about politics, but I mean, God, do they have a good time? I mean, think about it. I mean, they don't have a good time because it's very cold at night and there are harsh conditions and they don't have loved ones and who wants to sleep on the floor but I mean

one with you listening right now you have signed a Faustian agreement you've walked into this world of adulthood right the days of you turning your piss bottle with a little bit of gasoline into a Molotov cocktail are completely gone. You can't do it anymore. You're in polite society. Not these people. No, no.

That's one thing when I drive by, I live through them. You know? Yeah. Fuck yeah. That's what it's like to be free, you know? No, not a care in the world. Just throwing rocks at people on the freeway. And lighting fires. Oh look, that one crashed.

They're like fucking Billy Madison. You know? They're like fucking Billy Madison. You know? Anyways, back at the boat, Glenn is talking about mites and Jupiter, but he stays up long enough to see his boss and rat fucked on booze. Now he gets back and Gary, he tells Gary immediately go to bed. Okay. So is Gary, Daisy had pointed out how self-destructive he is.

And we've seen that with Gary, but there's something about this behavior where you've had 10 drinks, a camera crew's been following you all night. If there were still reunions on Bravo where Gary would lie to Glenn, and then later have to admit when they, during the reunion when they show him the ticker

that he actually did have 10 drinks, the smart move here for Gary, if he was rational, would be to beeline it for his cabin and go to bed. But he does not. So self-destructive or you think you're immune to firing. Well, I think it's a very simple explanation. He's just drunk. Just drunk and said, fuck it.

Yeah. Being indignant the next day tells me there's something more to this story. Well he's uh he's an addict. He lashes out and when somebody tells him to take accountability for his actions. He doesn't want to hear it. So Lola and Ellery fight some more. They're drinking out of these insane bottles. Yeah, I didn't catch that. Well, you did, but you were confused by it. Well, yeah, because they showed it in another scene and I didn't know what they represented. There were like pill bottles and it was neon green. It was really odd. If anybody knows what the fuck those were, let us know.

Lola is really mean and it's all very dramatic. And the crazy thing about this whole thing is that these are guys. Some, some. Actually, some the the females hate Lola too, right now. I want to say There's certain interactions that kind of say it all at least for a person in a particular time and place That they are in fact a douchebag Deanna gets up in the morning and she's ready to do service She walks by Lola and says, is there anything I can get you? Yeah. And Lola said, uh, yeah, some coffee and get me off this fucking boat.

Now I understand that that's just like a throwaway line, but if you're a service person, you're like, I just asked for the coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No Lola's a lot, Lola's a lot. Lola's a lot is my point. Lola's a lot. Now, Ellery goes and does her breathing exercises while Gary, mischievous little bastard,

sneaks back up to the bow. And that's when he begins to cackle to himself, smoke cigarettes, and Glenn catches him. He's very upset. Tells him to go to sleep. Now... Oh, I'm sorry. I had jumped in the morning.

No, no, no. It's okay. We covered all this. I mean, Daisy says that he has a very destructive personality. It's very sad. It's not a tragedy. There's Sea Rats who gives a shit, and we go to bed. The next morning is the last day of charter.

We're in matching robes, and Deanna is pissed. She got eight hours of sleep, and Danny got to bed. The next morning is the last day of charter. We're in matching robes and Deanna is pissed. She got eight hours of sleep and Danny got nine again. That's like complaining about having too many orgasms. Nine hours sleep. Oh, it's been, come on, that's the third time. It's too much, that was enough. I could easily complain about too many orgasms. I'm exhausted.

It's too many. Five? That's too much. So Lola does not have breakfast with the gang. Everyone hates him. He is out of drag. He's in his one piece and he's out of drag. He's in his one piece and he's just pissed. And we depart and Lola's nowhere to be seen. Detox takes over and says, fuck Lola, the food was

great. We loved it. And we're giving you this sizable tip. But before we get there, service was fierce service was fierce. We have to get to the interior meeting. Now Deanna looks like she got electrocuted and is pissed. The thing that makes me so sad about this is that Dani is the worm tongue here. She's riled Deanna up and Deanna's now going to war for Dani, this is not her fight, this is Dani's fight.

And it's too late in the season for this. We're gonna be fighting about break times. That's something you squabble about. Charter two. It's not right. It's just not right. And I feel really bad for Daisy because these two have the numbers. You know, Daisy should show these two a piece, you know, give her, give these two a piece of her mind at the end of the season. You're not getting any. I do a power move. I go, I just point to one of them, just like close your eye and like whatever and just go, you're fucking fired.

Just do that. Like that will warn future stews to come in future seasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's nuts. She'll just fire. Right. You know what I mean? You're fired.

I love that. Now we're at 45 minutes right now. Oh, yeah. Do you think that that means they've won? Or do you think we've just been having a good time? I've been having a great time. And I don't care what they think. Okay, love that Let's get to the meeting of the minds Daffodil delivers tea to Cloyce first and said and Cloyce says, you know, maybe we can make something out of this But Glenn sits the Sea Rats down and says how many drinks did you guys have and everyone rattles off? Well, Gary lies. Yeah, he says five Daisy says, two drinks. Glenn does the math for her and then Keith, who cares?

Chase had one. Chase had one. Golden Retriever had one. Yes. Now, Glenn says, we laid out the rules. If I lay out the rules and I let you guys break the rules, there's no point in the rules. And Gary flips. He doesn't the rules. And Gary, flips.

He doesn't like rules. He didn't say that, but that's what he's, that was the implication. We'll see what happens next week. Get in the comments, let us know. Do you like Gary? Let us, get in the comments, let us know if you like Gary.

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