Another Below Deck Podcast - There Are No Backstage Passes | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S5 E4

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Please play responsibly. Gambling problem? Visit connexontario.ca. Now, Sea Rats invariably will wade into these very painful waters of comparison, right? Because the sun is shining on Ibiza and you're in the Mediterranean, right? I mean, this is the dream, but it's really just a thinly veiled nightmare. So... It's tough.

Also rich man, poor man. You can be a low level sea rat with a sick in your hand, laying on a flotation thing. What are the great segments of the ace man? Welcome. Oh, sorry. Am I loud enough? Yeah, I think you're loud. Okay.

Yeah. Welcome aboard. It's morning time. Mm hmm. We've got our bacha. I thought, you know, you're, you're, you're, you know, softly complaining and or leery of the lack of caffeine in this beverage. I was leery. But I thought you liked it last week.

You said that it felt like your own cradum. Well, maybe I forget. You know, I have no memory. I'm getting old. Yeah, I think I do remember liking it. I'm looking forward to getting that feeling like you're on heroin. Yeah. How are you this morning? I'm doing well. Yeah. I got two kids still. So, uh, us having record in the morning, it's like a

double kick in the gut. You know, you try and get the kids ready. They're screaming. Yeah. Like when, when do we, um, I don't know. I mean, we're definitely not going to lay down our swords. Oh, no, no, no. We have big plans for Bravo. OK. Well, public service announcements. The finale of Love is Blind is at patreon.com slash another podcast network. We played Is it Love is Blind Music or Is it Not Love is Blind Music? My worst game of all time. My best. That's how that works. my worst game of all time. My best. That's how that works. Salt Lake City is at patreon.com slash another podcast network. We're going to be getting back to APS's and PMZ's now that we're out of the fog of Netflix's fog. Yes. Now just to let the newbies know, the new listeners, because let's be honest Dylan, the ratings are up. Yeah yeah we Dylan I do a show called and how all right right I mean we're funny but

the show is we'll get it yeah yeah oh yeah so another podcast shows where Dylan and I usually talk for about 50 minutes bring in different things in our lives our friends I got like three couples getting divorced right now. Right, right, right. I mean, my life is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my life is not, but I always find tears in the social fabric to bring into that show. Mm.

I'm gonna complain this week. We've been hosting, every Sunday we have like six kids over for a swimming lessons, a bunch of four-year-olds here. We host everything Parents this couple two weeks in a row Their son has grabbed a toy out of Elliott's toy bin and as they're leaving they turn to us and say Can ah can our son take this and it's uncomfortable for us. I want to know what the audience would do There's not there's nothing they took a $30 robot yesterday. There's nothing uncomfortable about it. You say absolutely not never come back It's very very clean cut for me. Well, they don't want to go to your swim lessons. I'm not having swim lessons. I don't like people

So there's lots of good stuff at patreon.com slash on the podcast network We are at war with Bravo and we are at war. I think Do you want to say that we're at war with we'll get to her later okay mm-hmm okay but listen we have episode 4 I think episode 3 episode 4 to break down Cloyce returns from Floatopia and the show is bad the show is not good right now. A lot of people are watching it though or a lot of people are listening to us. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah again it's very confusing. Yeah. You know I look on our Facebook page, head on over there. I'm banned. I can't even see anything. Yeah you're not even in there.

My Facebook page got deleted for hateful posts that I just I don't post I couldn't be helpful. There. There weren't any posts. I've never seen you post a thing. I've never posted anything. So how could I have posted hateful things? And I hate but I don't hate on public forums. Well, I guess this is a public forum, but not digitally. We're talking about like stupid stuff. Okay, all right. So anyway, okay, I didn't hate the episode as much as you did, Dill. Are we doing our thoughts and nots? Yeah, we're doing

pods. Okay, Cloyce is a star. I watch him and I think... In what way? It was very entertaining. What like, okay, so like. He reminds me of myself. Okay. You're so young. But like. You have no idea what an imbecile you are. That is Cloyce in a nutshell.

Sure, but when we say star, right, we're gonna have to like modulate what that, cause like Kendrick Lamar is a star, right? Oh well, to some yeah is he to you not to me well I think he's overrated you're an idiot okay yeah have you ever listened to an album top-down one time no thank you you know keep spewing fucking pigeon alright fair enough but back to Cloyce yeah the young man does have talent.

But the reason he's a star in my eyes is he's the only thing that's interesting this season. And if I may, OK, I like the casting in general. And I don't necessarily think this is the fault of the casting. But a character like Davidell, he's an engineer, he's kind of a weirdo, he's not even on the show. He's a little bit like my Facebook posts.

He's like peddling like a bicycle down below in the steerage and they throw strips of meat to him all day just to keep him going. I don't see him adding any value to the season. And when we have a smaller boat like this, like for example, on med, there can often be a chief stew and then three stews beneath that. Right, right, right. On this show, we basically just have three stews, we have Gary, right? And there's just not a lot of people running around on this boat. So I think the show struggles with that this boat. So I think the show struggles with that this season. You got

to be really really... you got to bat 500 with casting right? If we don't have... because every cast member opens up kind of a wormhole to new possibilities of Sea Rat Sadness and entertainment right? So you need to be firing on at least half and I don't think we are right now. No, we didn't even get a Sea Rat sad story this episode. I mean, come on. I mean, we kind of did. But Sea Rat history is different than Sea Rat sad scale.

Fair enough. OK, best part of the episode happens towards the middle. A strudel to replace a birthday cake for a 60th birthday party. The primary should have called her lawyer. That's illegal. Also, I guarantee there was a conversation on the van ride back to the airport. How much did we tip them? Right? Because they're coming out of the fog of the night. Remember Daisy's whole plan was to get them so drunk they could forget how horrible a vacation this is yeah I mean Daisy's plan was to get them so drunk that they would believe the lies of a 45 year old failed to DJ yeah they did though can we get backstage passes there

is no backstage in DJ Kevin's sets there's nothing there are no passes. You know, I like his act. Yeah. Yeah, sure backstage Well, anyway, I enjoyed that part a confident young man or a middle-aged man I mean he popped that top officer got straight in that jacuzzi. Oh, yes He did like most men would but I have to say with That cake I guarantee as the charter guests were getting back to the airport. They were saying Oh yes he did, like most men would. But I have to say with that cake, I guarantee as the charter guests were getting back to the airport,

they were saying, did he serve a birthday cake? Yeah. Like I don't think we should have tipped him that much. It was more like bread pudding was, he aimed to serve bread pudding the first night and then he didn't aim to serve bread pudding the second night. And then he didn't aim to serve bread pudding the second night, but he still served it. You know, that was pudding.

I'm starting to feel the effects of this caffeine, by the way, I'm shaking. It feels good. Okay, Zero Nuts. I'm gonna give it Zero Nuts to not the greatest episode. Deanna is, she's an odd duck. I am not gonna say this a lot, but I do feel bad for Daisy. You know, I think that Daisy is a kind of

a kind of, uh, ethically loose swan bat a lot of the times. Um, but I will say that she is dealing with a very, very tough deck of cards here. We've got Danny who cries at tacky being on her name. And we've got Deanna who not only doesn't know what lime is used for but is completely insulted when told that she has to know what lime is used for. I mean, that's a tough putt, man. Yeah. I'm going to sound like a misogynist here, and I promise, forgive me, our female audience. 90%.

When I look at Deanna, she has quite the spectrum. Occasionally I look at her, I'm like, oh, I think she could be a runway model. Right. And then sometimes I look at her, I'm like, she's goofy looking. Well, that's runway models. Oh yeah. Yeah. Deanna is absolutely beautiful, as are all women. That's right. All of you. Yeah. All right. So let's get into it. Last we left off, Glenn was really cheesed. Where is he? He is pissed about Cloyce having too much fun with the older women at Floatopia. Now, I haven't seen this from Glenn before.

He was really wigging out over Cloyce not being back on that boat prepping lunch and instead enjoying Floatopia. We're used to Glenn being cool as a cucumber. Last season, don't you remember his roommate used his head as a drink coaster? Yeah. Couldn't have been nicer. Yeah. What are you doing?

That's what he said. What are you doing? That's what you should have said when those people tried to steal your daughter's toys. I know. What are you doing? Shree's going to text him on Friday and say, Hey, Elliot was asking about a robot. Now it's awkward. They made it awkward.

They didn't. We make it easy because we're suckers. I okay. This APS this is if you haven't signed up for Patreon yet, Dylan, I haven't done one in like three weeks. We the story. We haven't done one in like a month and a the story we haven't done one in like a month and a half.

Oh, don't tell the audience that. Well, we've been doing love is blind. Right. Right. Right. Right. We are going to have stories up the wazoo and you are your mind is going to be blown. Oh, my gosh. I've gone to a physical altercation

with a homeless guy yesterday. You did. See if it's true at Patreon.com. Nice tease, dude. I would never. OK, so Chloe says, got lunch You did. See if it's true at patreon.com. Nice tease dude. No, I would never. Okay. Uh, okay. So Cloyce has got lunch to make and a cake to bake.

He's got to get back to the ship. Danny scrubs shit Cloyce returns and Emma smokes. That's the majority of this show. You know, I was listening to this amazing podcast on the Roman Empire and this guy was saying that something that we have to remember about the Roman Empire is that 99% of what was considered the most powerful civilization in the Western canon was 99% farmers, right? Right. They never saw battle. They never saw play. And we have to remember that 99% of this show, play. And we have to remember that 99% of this show, there are fringe moments, but most of it is people scrubbing shit and smoking.

It's a lot of B-roll. I'm going to give that one to you, Joe. Now we do have a moment here where Daisy lets us know she feels like a mother who's trying to get her kids off to off the jungle gym, you know, Hey, come on, Tommy, we got to go home. Using her analogy, which I think is a more apt example, is Daisy's your mom with the bottle of gin between her legs and a cig in her mouth as her kids attempt to light the family pet on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she says stop, but that's about it.

Yeah, and she takes another drag off that cig. Tommy! Yeah. Tommy! Yeah. You imagine what a failure of a parent that your children would even have an inclination towards lighting the family pet on fire.

Mm-hmm. Well, that's what kind of mother she'd be. Now, Dylan, you buzzed through rapid fire of all the mean-whiles. Now, Dani puts the final touches on her tablescape, which we'll later find out was a fuck-up, but she sees herself as quite the perfectionist. And I don't know if you saw the scene earlier,

but when she was cleaning the cabins, there was some pee on the toilet seat. It was one of those pee stains that's on there like super glue. Anyway, she took like three passes at that sucker and she got it off. Yeah. Yeah, it was like a tenant you can't evict sometimes.

You know, like pee. I got kids, they're peeing all over the place. Yeah. It's really disgusting. Yeah. Well, Emma is a perfectionist too. And Emma, while she smokes, she reflects on the nature of failure. I like her a lot. Yeah. I like her a lot. Yeah. She gets into this very painful comparison complex. You know, the, you know, sages of the orient, I think have said,

comparison is the thief of joy. You know? Yeah. Just having quite the existential moment there does this exist who am I right why am I smoking this cigarette now Sea Rats invariably will wade into these very painful waters of comparison right because the Sun is shining on Ibiza and you're in the Mediterranean, right? I mean, this is the dream, but it's really just a thinly veiled nightmare.

So... It's tough. Also rich man, poor man. You can be a low level sea rat with a sick in your hand, laying on a flotation thing. What are the great segments of the ace man? OK, so. All right, well, Glenn checks in with Cloyce.

And Cloyce lets his captain know that he's got it. He's got this. We'll see. I feel bad about doing the Asian voice when I said that proverb. But it was kind of like it was a half measure. So it wasn't that effective. I didn't even catch it. was kind of like, it was a half measure, so it wasn't that effective. I didn't even catch it.

Yeah, I mean, it's fine. Very subtle. We're so woke. Yeah, we are. Oh my God, I'm so happy. Couple of, just a couple of wokesters, us too. Yeah, I have to tell you though, something has changed. Either we've found our audience

or people are chilling out, because I look at the reviews now It used to be filled with one star saying that we're misogynist assholes. Yeah, I don't see those anymore No, no, we have that one crazy person who keeps keeps changing her review and Saying that we're evil for making fun of mentally handicapped people which we really don't anyways for making fun of mentally handicapped people, which we really don't. Anyways, Cloyce and Glenn have quite the Canadian confrontation. Cloyce says that he's totally fine and he came up in kind of like a chill Californian environment and

we discussed wine and water glasses. This is one of those things where it's like, people are watching this show? Yeah. People are watching this. Dani and Daisy are having a dispute over the order of water and wine glasses. It's so crazy that people are watching this show. I believe they were trying to point out

that Dani doesn't know what she thinks she knows and Daisy's still in charge here. Daisy's in charge. So the guests head back, the primary almost dies again. This woman can't walk on water. I love Amy. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, very few people can walk on water. I would say. There's animals that can. I was going to say, Christ and christ lizards are pretty much the jesus lizards yeah run like the lord lizard yeah yeah yeah amazing go uh on youtube right now stop listening to us now don't look up a jesus lizard watch him like just skip a skip across a lake like he's uh like a little rock there. That's Skipping, you know, I saw a video the other day of a polar bear

Just hopping from ice cap to ice cap on this this body of just wavy water And I was just thinking it's amazing how a tune to that environment that animal is because the composure that that polar bear has in Probably the shittiest environmental and that space essentially, and he's just just hanging and banging. If I was on one of those ice caps for a second, the mortality that would coarser every chamber of my heart, I would have a heart attack. As all animals evolve with the levels of intelligence, I wonder if polar bears eventually, I don't know, maybe take a couple hundred thousand years or something, there'd be like two polar bears are sitting on

ice and they're like, why are we doing this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? That's their existential crisis. It's so we downplay the dude, where's my car conversations that the animal species have and it kind of wakes them up. Dude, what are we doing? Hey, one last note. I had to stop watching the edible planet. I think it was season one. They had this poor polar bear. He hadn't been able to acquire any food to sustain himself. He was on his way out. You saw the poor thing limping on a goddamn iceberg. I'm thinking about the crew. I'm like, I hope you motherfuckers, after you're done filming this, showing that he's gonna starve, throw him a fucking cow's head or something.

Let him eat something. I completely agree because like there's a different and we'll end biology in a second or but um is it biology? No, what is it? What the study of animals? Oh, um, is it the sociology? No, that's the study of human behavior. Zoo?

Well, I don't know. But if you know, there's a difference between like, okay, like so let's say you're filming a Snake bury its fangs into the back of a toad that's screaming, right? You can try To pry the toad out of the snakes jaws Literally the jaws of death, but that would be to deprive the snake of his the jaws of death, but that would be to deprive the snake of his livelihood. But if a polar bear is just sitting there failing to eat, throw him a cow's head. That's right. Anybody.

Yeah. Yeah. Come on. So the primary almost dies again. We covered it. I got a bunch of mean miles. Well, we, we get to see how chill Cloyce can be when he's under fire. And it turns out not that chill. He's hand whipping tzatziki,

serving raw chicken and prepping squid. I'm like, how could you possibly, I wish I got another minute on that chicken. Then don't serve it. Wow. It's so nuts how he thought that he could have had Daisy. Did I hear the chef say he wished he had one one more minute to with this check in? Yeah, yeah, that's okay. It's nuts. So there was not enough time for you know, I know that cake walked off stage and everybody started screaming encore the

band cake at that time. Cloy's has got to get back to the boat, but he wants to hear going the distance. So he stayed and now the chicken's going to kill everybody. I'd argue if you go see Cake live, just show up the last five minutes, because that's the only song worth listening to. Now that we're not Mariah Carey, now that we're not in Richard Branson's bathtub, we're watching it live and I'm seeing the commercials and I'm wondering why Eva Longoria is still a fixture of any kind in our culture. I think she's got that Revlon contract. It's like she's still around. Why is Eva Longoria still around? She plays to a certain audience.

So crazy. So we get to lunch, it's a Mediterranean salad grilled chicken with cucumber and dill, or no excuse me salad grilled chicken with cucumber and dill or no, excuse me grilled salmon with cucumber and dill chicken and rosemary the guests love it. The lunch was only 15 minutes late. So maybe he did have enough time. Maybe everybody's just making too big of a hoopla. But the lunch is 515. That's not lunch. That's not lunch. So we've got a 60th birthday coming up and Cloyce has ordered a roadkill cake. It looks like something... It looks like something that that polar bear leaves behind after he's you know had a full meal. Right, right, right. Are you talking about extra meat? That's right. It looked like shit. I thought it looked like I thought you're gonna go with like kind of like a Frozen humor is there like a frozen organ that he knows

You know, they had those dude. Where's my car conversation? They were like we keep getting sick when we eat this one organ we shouldn't that's what that cake looked like All right when Daisy and Cloy said are we at the point where Daisy and him had this conversation? Mm-hmm. I think so. Okay. This is where Daisy, I think, has to balance good TV versus doing her job. I would have immediately said, absolutely not. Yeah. And then I would have sent Gary to shore to actually buy something that resembled a birthday

cake. Well, I don't think you would have said that because you let two thieves just take your daughter's robot the other day two weeks in a row They took my son's toy phone the week before you gotta take it easy with the matchup I know I'm thank God. I don't have to hold the microphone because it would sound like I'm shaking It's nuts man. You gotta be careful. So We get to more Danny and Keith stuff.

We can't have this, and this isn't, this isn't Keith's fault, and I'm very proud of Danny for just moving on to Gary next week. Of course, it's natural order of things. Yes. We've gotta shitter get off the pot with this. Keith says, I want to get to know Danny on a deeper level. Good luck with that.

LOL Keith, LOL. That's funny and stupid. And this is one of these casting choices. Like Keith is not cutting it. He's just smoking and wanting to get to know Danny on a deeper level. That's like, I don't know, that's like having one leg and wanting to play in the NFL. It's just not going to happen. What's the point? It's not going to happen. I mean, Rudy was one

thing if somebody doesn't have a leg, that's like, there is no remember the titan story about that person. It's not feasible. Okay. All right, Gary picks up Carla the mermaid. Uh oh, we've got another hottie on another tender. Looks like we're gonna have another missile strike on the side of that boat soon. Thank God there was daylight. Thank God there was daylight. If there wasn't daylight, that tender would have sank.

Can we agree on that? Yes, he's looking back. He keeps looking back. Okay. So we've got, yeah. So we've got the mermaid. Emma says that she's surrounded by people that we're all doing makeup, right? We're putting on glam. And Emma says that she, I mean, this was an amazing quote. I have it down. Yeah. Go ahead. Do you want to tell? Yeah. Emma says she feels like she's surrounded by people that are good at what they do.

And I have some good news for Emma. She couldn't be more wrong. I describe just about all the Sea Rats on this festival as doing the bare minimum. Right, right, right. What is it? What's the saying? It's, there's a first part to the saying,

and then it's master of none. Oh Jack of all trades Jack of all trades master of none. So the Sea Rats are kind of like if you just only say master of none You know and they're young I mean very few people are mastered anything, you know, we're not masters in anything well podcasting Oh, I don't know if we're master I think so we're in the top thousand I'd say of podcasts but listen the boat bitch takes the mermaid out to the dock and the boat bitch is daffodil he said that he's the boat bitch all right I don't want to be a dick about daffodil or have whatever the fuck we're gonna call him well you've called him like a carrying feeder that just rides on a bicycle below deck.

Yeah. Well, we got to keep him down there because whenever he talks, even when they provide us subtitles, I have no idea what he's saying. It makes no sense. No, he, he, his accent is every country in Europe. Um, we have no idea what this person is. He is gender fluid. He is regionally fluid. He is regionally fluid.

He is an enigma. Keep them down there. But listen, this will, we'll get to the mermaid and it's no, let's talk about the mermaid. I was wondering this, is this her full-time job? The, we make this, this big to do about the mermaid, right? We've been building up to this mermaid for an episode and a half now, right? Glenn heard about the Spanish government's effort

to drown lepers, right, in his audio book. And fast forward to this episode, and we have a kind of call to that we hire a young woman To get in a mermaid tale and essentially just flop For what 15 minutes maybe a couple hours. I saw the Sun go down. She said they had that underwater shot of her Yeah but I mean

I don't think that the the guests were engaged with the mermaid for multiple hours because how could you be? It's just very clearly a human woman in a mermaid tail. Well, I'll tell you, I'm the worst kind of person for this thing because if Captain Glenn, you know, you and I are guests on the boat, after she was doing it for about 10 minutes, I'm like, that's okay, get it, you know, we'll pay her your full,

how much do we owe her? That or do you have a harpoon gun? I'd like to hunt her. But if you're not gonna do that, which you shouldn't because I mean, that's wrong, then it's just boring whichever way you cut it. Yeah. So Danny and Deanna bicker once again

about service and turnover. Danny kind of sucks, huh? Well, this is also where Deanna is kind of saying that she doesn't want to clean piss either. Right. But she doesn't. And Danny, just to write, I'm sorry, Deanna doesn't know how to make margaritas.

I know that. OK, so like neither does Danny. Like we get to, it really, really blows my mind, the level of quality of these employees. I mean, it's truly unbelievable. Okay. I believe you're referring to the qualifications being a little underwhelming. I know for a stone cold empirical fact that I would be a better stew than Danny or Deanna I know it I have I can put on charm when I need to I'm not happy about it

But I can put on charm when I need to I can scrub shit Oh, yeah, and I know that when you're serving a margarita with rocks, you don't put it in a coop. I Mean, I know that I would be a better stew a coupe. I mean, I know that I would be a better stew. Okay. If Mark Cronin, who's the executive producer and creative of the, uh, creator of this show ever creates a show about astronauts going to space, do not be a cast member if you're an astronaut, cause you'll turn to the guy next to you and go, all right, you ready? Uh, press the, uh, that button for the ignition. He's like, I don't know where,

where it is. What do you mean? Yeah. Well mean? Well, I just got my astronaut license yesterday. What the fuck does that mean? And this seems like an odd kind of hypothetical, but we have seen in the rags that Mark Cronin is thinking about green lighting below deck in space. So that's why Pat brings that up. It's called a way above deck in space. Nice, dude.

OK, so Cloyce has got high stakes, and he's ready to walk and wall. It's somebody's 60th birthday. It's Amy's 60th birthday. Amy! Right? And Glenn is going to be sitting down. I mean, this is a big deal.

OK, are you going to share what, how Gloys share how Cloys reasons why he's not baking a cake? It's logic. He doesn't feel like it. Well, he says 60 year olds don't care about. Oh, that's right. That's right. They want booze, maybe a little ecstasy and perhaps a VIP tickets to Skrillex.

Yeah. Oh wait, when you're 60, all you care Skrillex. Yeah. Oh, wait. When you're 60, all you care about is cake. Yeah, yeah. Let's face it, no one wants to have sex with you anymore. Eating cake is the new having your ass eaten. That's not true. People still want to have sex with you when you're 60.

People in their 50s and 60s, you know, I've been told to have a voracious sexual appetite. This is the new generation. When I was a kid, if someone was 50, you knew they weren't having sex anymore. And they weren't. No, they were, I think. I think you were just young and dumb. I always had that. I think people in their 50s and 60s are cracking nuts off all the time. Well, they are now. Anyway, Amy wants cake. I know. Amy does want cake but does she? You know because she, well we're getting out of ourselves. Okay so dinner starts with a mermaid martini right? A delicious looking beverage of plutonium and nuclear waste

Falafel stuffed squid I Can't wait for you to break that down. I Mean I'm okay with it in theory Falafel stuffed squid. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm okay with that. I think it's an interesting You would get something like that at Bevelle in the Arts District and you would pay $60 for it interesting Now I don't eat tentacled creatures because I believe them to be They're smart. Yeah, I believe them to be Extraterrestrial geniuses so I don't partake in that kind of thing, but they are delicious.

Now, saffron tentacles are also on display here. I believe they were dipped in some kind of saffron forward batter and fried. I think that this is a lovely squid dish to start things off. I have a note. Gary's working overtime. What is that? Well, he's just driving the

mermaid back at... Oh yeah he's driving the mermaid picking the DJ up okay now Danny and Deanna talk about how they only complain about their jobs when they're doing their jobs. They're frenemies now. And then Cloyce decides that he's going to do cake because people in their 60s are zombies who don't have sex and they just want a, no, no, no, no, no. They want to party, get some booze. Yeah. Now Cloyce decides to microwave the cake.

It splits open like a ruptured organ, but Cloyce is optimistic and he can fix this. The way that he fixes it by is by just not serving it. Well, yeah. Well, that's kind of later becomes Stacey's plan. But his attempt is, well, I'll just share this. There's not enough whipped cream and strawberries on the world to shine that turd, my friend. No, no, no.

Because what it has kind of turned into is a congealed, concave, glob. And so in order for ornateness to be effective, you need to have even planes and perfect angles, right? This you can kind of see where they took the tumor out, you know, and then the frosting kind of dips into that formerly cancerous space. It's absolutely fucking disgusting

and they should be sued for it. If I'm Daisy, I would insist, as she kind of did, but her preference was let's just get the music blaring. We got that cute DJ Elliot and then we'll get them fucking wasted. Also a tactic used to brainwash prisoners, I'd imagine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's what the CIA did with MK Ultra.

Right. Right. So thank god this DJ is a fucking horn dog, because the DJ is the one that takes this night over the edge. Oh, yes. The DJ is open for business. And I was really, really convinced that he was going to bang one to three of these.

The brunette definitely. You can't do Amy's daughter, you know, that'd be weird. Yeah. And Amy is a sister wife. Yeah. I mean, if Elliot had a heart, he would have banged Amy. Because, you know, she's been married to Cody so long from Sister Wives. But he doesn't have a heart. He's a DJ in the Mediterranean. There are no backstage passes. So we get to the next day.

Next morning. Deanna isn't sure what lime juice is for, like we mentioned. Emma fucks up some more, and we say to the guests, I mean, what is happening on this show right now? Oh yeah there wasn't a lot of substance this episode. So we get to Daisy dropping a dime. Okay I have to say I liked how she did this. Oh god how could you possibly say that? Because she says there's some issues she mentions the issues I thought was fair. I think this is the way that upper management has to go to the boss and share that someone might be on the outs. What

did you have wrong with it? I think it's a rat fuck move. I think it's a wombat move. She's tried to talk to this young man several times now. Yes. She gives him, you know, I think you should do this. I think you should come back to the boat. He's not listening. Yeah. I guess she has made attempts to try to softly suggest that things are not going well. But she also turned the boat into a diner on night one and then completely blamed him. So she set him up for failure at least one and a half times and is now going to the captain to drop a wombat dime on him. And I think that it's actually kind of disgusting, but Cloyce is, I mean, he saw, he served a goddamn, a polar bear

turd. He's, he served a pile of intestines to the guests the night before so I understand now Glenn is Obviously very measured and he's not having any of it You know, he's he's very much the let's try to get him to succeed kind of no one gives positive feedback better and constructive Criticism better than Captain Glenn so we get to the tip meeting Glenn goes after Cloyce here. Yeah Deservedly so you can't go to Floatopia, doesn't matter if they're playing go on the distance or not you have to get back to the buddy and a job to do okay and the tip is big. Now again I'm pretty sure they regretted this tip about on that van ride back

once they realize they there was no birthday cake for Amy. Yep. Here's the oddest part about this still well not the oddest part about this still. Well, not the oddest part. So it's 25 grand. They don't give you, they didn't give us the breakdown. Yeah. Thought that was odd. That was odd. They usually do that meaningless thing. Sorry, I don't know why. We find out later it was 2,700 of Sea Rat. That's a lot. I don't think we've ever had a split like that before. That's a big, big barrel of wands. So the girls are going to be making cocktails. And the girls think that Emma says tonight is the night that we're probably going to get pretty loose,

and she shits her pants. But we get to Deanna and Danny making margaritas or cocktails of people's choice and Deanna really fucks off quite a bit. I think she makes one drink and then she is really really disgusted that this is going on. I think she took the exercise a bit too seriously. It was meant to be fun and whimsical and hey why don't you guys practice drinks for the crew before we go out and I think her stance was I'm off the fucking clock right right right okay I'm not making anything for anybody I know which is insane like if you're that lacking in your professional qualifications you

probably have such a shitty attitude about getting better because you don't know what lime juice is for. Now, Daisy asks Danny to make a margarita on the rocks with salt. She serves it in a martini glass and Daisy says, hey, good job. Also, if you're doing this, I mean, again, I can clean shit off toilets.

I can talk to the ruling elite. Well, hardly. I can talk to upper middle class trash who got a free vacation, essentially. And I can make margaritas, you know? So what do you think? Should we go on the show? Well, I want to go as a guest. I don't want to clean Amy's piss off the toilet. $2,700 a churn. That's pretty good. That's a little bit of wine. I mean, we would have to forego our profits of our podcast for three months, which probably wouldn't be worth it.

So let's just crunch some numbers. Let's crunch some numbers. And then we'll hit Mark up. Mark Cronin. Yeah. I want to get on that. Markrode it. Yeah. I want to get on that space. He do. Yeah.

What is it below deck in space? Way above deck in space. Yeah. So, um, we get to, well, really quickly, Deanna's furious, right? And she's beckoned back downstairs and she's like fuck it I'm gonna go make drinks and Gary's pissed because Gary has found quietly they're editing out Gary's pigishness I know for a fact that there are OTFs of Gary talking about how he wants to fuck Deanna there are scenes

where he's hitting on Deanna. If he had not done what he did to that makeup artist, believe all women, allegedly, we would have seen those scenes. He wants to bang Deanna 100% because she's gorgeous. How could he not? I like your theory, and I agree with it, because there was a scene early in the episode where the two stews are arguing with each other in front of Daisy and Gary is front and center.

And I have the question for Gary, why are you standing here? Right. You have no business being here. Yeah. But anyway, yes. So, um, we move on to the dinner and we, uh, well, Glen tries to figure out Sudoku as well as everybody's having fun. Now Emma sucks down booze and quietly kind of tightens her coil to get ready to bust

out like a sad Jack in the box, right? Yeah. And I got some advice for Emma. I know she's a listener. We've talked. Emma, the solution to your problems is not at the bottom of that glass. Wow. Very, very insightful.

You need to stop speaking to sea rats. It hamstrings your ability to let it fly. You don't think I'd let it fly? Not with sea rats that you like. I mean, we got a job to do here, man. That's true. All right. She was a filthy drunk. She made an ass out of herself. Can't wait to see what do here man. That's true. Alright, she was a filthy drunk.

She made an ass out of herself. Can't wait to see what happens next week. There we go. But the main crux of her being pissed off is her envy towards Deanna. Because she's attractive. Because she's attractive. And I think Emma may, does Emma have the hots for Gary? Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe, cause she appears jealous, because when Deanna says, I don't really have any thoughts about Gary, it seems to make it even worse. Yes. Right? And it would seem that the frustrations and the cig smoking and staring off onto the Mediterranean sun.

It's coming to a head. Well, it might be rooted in love. So we hit the clubs and Daisy implements a beautiful tactic once again, ratting. Daisy is, I understand this is her trying to make the show entertaining and I'm grateful to her for that but if we're just taking this as a chief stew on one of the heads of departments in a work environment this is one of the most insane things you could possibly do and we're giving Daisy the benefit of the doubt that she did

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