Another Below Deck Podcast - Toilet Love | Below Deck S9 E12

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

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She says there's this thing that Joe does he looks at her They lock eyes Geez, you got to put up more of a fight than that. I mean that's and lots of people look at people I mean, it's it's one of the major ways we look at people. You know what I mean? You know, I miss being young and dumb. Yeah, I really do. Yeah, it's a simpler time You just fucking walk into a wall and beanbag right off of it, go take a shot, throw up, and have sex with someone. Or say stupid things like when we lock eyes,

I completely forget that he treats me like shit. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hi, hello, welcome to another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Permission to come aboard. Granted, what is going on with you on this lovely Friday afternoon? Well, I'm drinking a little early, Dylan. Okay.

Yeah, I had a stressful week working and whatnot. Poor baby. Yeah, so I'm going to drink. You know, I've been so good for about five months. It's time to fall off the wagon. Yeah. Get drunk. Well, let's get some bumps, some bruises and suck down a couple high news. Hey, that's right. Now, I want to update the audience. I have reached out to the previous charter guests to get their side of the story. Okay. They have

yet to respond to me, but I have. It's it's, I think, who cares at this point. I guess so. You know, old news is no news, right? Is that? I don't know. So, you know, maybe we'll talk to that person, maybe we won't. But what we will do is put this episode without any ads at Patreon.com slash another podcast network. We will also cover The Bachelorette there, which the last episode of The Bachelorette was so funny.

I mean, me, you, and Rubes, all in the stew, just talking about a 20 minute wicked, the feature film integration in this dating show, which was crazy. And don't forget that idiot that got tossed because he couldn't form a sentence. I believe his name is Sam Yeah, by the way Molly and Jason they were the bachelor a date nation couple that was on that radio show part of that bit

Yeah, they said it was even worse in person. I can't believe how that's possible Yeah, so go to patreon.com session of the podcast network Lots of really good content ad free content all of it is there we have an episode of below deck to get into I Don't know why there's plenty to get into. I don't know why. There's plenty to talk about. I don't have a lot of notes on this episode. Me neither. Dylan, I'm sorry because we don't have a lot of notes. We need to buy away some time. I want to do a tease for another podcast show behind the wall at patreon.com slash another podcast network. Forgive me for the plug, the

second plug. I'm gonna drop some interesting stories. Matthew Perry was, he died about like eight months ago. I had predicted he was gonna die two years ago and then he died so Patty has a crystal ball with dead people. Yeah and again, you know, you say you have a crystal ball with dead people but that's a little bit like, you know, so what if I say, Someone old you're gonna say?

No, but that makes sense. Who's the guy that shakes from back to the future? Shakes from back to the Michael J Fox. Oh, yeah. So if I was gonna predict he's gonna die. Yeah, I mean, it's essentially the same thing as predicting that Matthew Perry is gonna die. I mean, it's literally a coin toss. Yeah. So you forgive me. Fair enough. Forgive me in the news today and we'll get to below deck in a second. Matthew Perry and I should say Michael J Fox is a brave courageous man who has brought a lot of light and Education to a horrible disease and I'm sorry that I said that he shakes him back to the future that was well

You also said he'd be dead soon. Well, I mean I Think the first thing was the worst right? Well, I looked up to him as a kid in 1984 when he was on family ties. I'm like, I want to be like Alex P Keaton. Yeah, I dressed like him for the first day of school in the sixth grade. We all wanted to. We all want to. He was so funny and cool. Yeah. Anyway, so Matthew Perry, he died of a ketamine overdose about eight months ago. You gotta do a lot of ketamine. A lot of ketamine. He was a drug addict. Yeah. So five people were arrested today including two doctors, a personal assistant and someone named the ketamine. A lot of ketamine. It was a drug addict. Yeah. So five people were arrested today, including two doctors, a personal assistant, and someone named the ketamine queen. Boy, watch out with what you call yourself.

The cops will be coming looking for you. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway. And her friends all said, I think that this is a little too high profile. I think that you should kind of lay low. Call yourself the K queen. And she's like, well.

I wanted it to be louder. They're like, well, I wanted it to be louder. They're like, well, you shouldn't because, you know, cops will come looking for you. Well, my wife, two years ago, worked for a high profile client, not on the same level with Matthew Perry, but kind of around there. And this particular female client said, hey, go pick up my prescription. My wife looked at it and it was under a fake name. Yeah. And my wife said, I don't feel comfortable doing this. And she said, no problem.

Two weeks later, she was let go. Well, we'll break that story down. I'm going to break that out. That's the tease. But she could have been an accessory to murder. She'd be, if that woman died, my wife could be up for manslaughter. So it was a good call. Which, great, Norm MacDonald, but that sounds way worse than murder.

Right. But it's not. And we're going to get to below deck in a second. My second story that I'm going to share on APS, which you guys need to pay $5 for, is today in the news, busy news day, I'm looking at the news as I normally do. And a news story headline says, the son of Creedence Clearwater Revival, the band, the drummer, the son of the band Creedence Clearwater Revival, is wanted for murder because he killed his girlfriend. And he may be wanted for a second murder. And as I'm staring at the picture, I said, I know Brent.

I played in a band with Brent 30 years ago in college. Did he have dead eyes? No, he didn't. He was like a hippie dippy. He was one of those like, he lived in a house that his dad paid for that he was never around and we'd always practice in his living room right and he killed his wife or girlfriend. Well you know sometimes you have a hard life and you just get pissed off and you know you kind of fly off the handle a little bit and start killing multiple people. That's

right well anyway that's gonna be on another podcast show and that's why you need to subscribe because we tell and break down amazing stories on that show. Yeah and then I think I'll talk about like parking etiquette. There you go, well-rounded show. Yeah, yeah exactly. Okay I'm ready to get started. So let's get into it. I would give this episode, you know, it's a middling 67 pot. What am I saying? There was a lot of fun stuff. I'm going to give it 69 pots because it was a sexy episode. Um, Joe has revealed himself to be a tool bag, bit of a tool bag. Um, cheese. It always breaks my heart to see like very loud signals.

I am a fucking douche bag and women still, what is that? It's like nuts to me it's young stupid love yeah yeah we're all guilty of it a lot of leaking a lot of rain a lot of heartbreak a lot to gain it's 69 pots yeah this episode was kind of like all over the place it didn't have a beginning it didn't have an end it was crazy yeah um yeah Jono Jono is growing on me. I'm starting to like him a lot. Oh my God.

MVP of the season. Yeah. And I thought it was a decent episode, although, oh, another piece of below deck news or a piece of below deck news. Chef Dave is engaged now and I'm so happy that he could actually show up to something that he agreed and planned to show up to. That's good of Chef Dave. Now Chef Dave is going to make an appearance later in the season. I hope it's just as a guest chef to cook Sandy and her lovely fiance's meal for their celebration

and not that Jono gets axed and Chef Dave replaces him. I'm putting this out there right now. I don't care if he's on the show. How many times have Chef Dave been booked to be on this podcast and he doesn't show up? Probably two or three. Three. Yeah. If Dave is on the... I don't want to talk to Dave. I'm not going to talk to Dave again. Dave, fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times, shame on me. And George Bush. You fooled me twice, you shame on me. That's your well now George Bush you fooled me twice he's shame on that's your bush yeah okay it's good how many pots do you give the episode 14 is this a rough start I feel like we plug the patreon for like 15 no no they enjoyed it cuz I don't know what I'm gonna talk about I have two pages of notes I normally have six well last we left off we had to have a sit down with

sir Ellie calls him sir, Joe. That's right. Ellie, don't call him sir. Call him Groucho, don't call him sir. He tells her that the data's not gonna work for him. He feels like it's too much pressure. And Ellie is confused because he liked her enough to make out with her the night before,

but not enough to sit down and have a conversation with her. Yeah. I wanna spend some time on this. Okay. So this is a very uncomfortable interaction between the Balkan Biscuit and Joe, in which he rescinds his participation in the date that he's already accepted, right? Okay. You can't do this to a girl.

Girls are not used to this. This isn't in their DNA. Men were used to rejection. We are used to being embarrassed. Yeah, are you saying that men play more of a volume game than women? Oh yeah, yeah, law of averages. You just ask out a bunch of people and you hope one of them says yes. I mean, rarely will go zero percent. Right, right, right. But for the Balkan Biscuit, I actually felt for her here and it was especially painful to watch her kind of suppress what I believe what she was

really thinking. So when she said, you you know I don't want anything serious either her really her inner voice was saying can't believe you're rejecting me on national TV you motherfucker yeah yeah that's her inner yeah yeah well I you know I just I just kind of want to have fun in life so sure sure let's just have fun no no no pressure tonight her inner voice her monster voice said I had a fucking gun I blow your fucking head off you're doing this to me on national TV you motherfucker that's so crazy that she's like a she's like a cracked out Guinea internally right okay yeah yeah she's a part of the mafia that's very very interesting yeah

no a couple things about this like well I think that we can understand coming from a man's perspective like oh no I is, I don't want to lead anybody astray. I really have no interest in this whatsoever. Um, what happened is you were too big of a coward to say no when she initially asked you. Maybe it came from a good place. She didn't want to reject her on camera on the teak. But um, now that you've said yes,

what is 45 minutes out of your day? You can lay out all the things that you need to lay out at that dinner table. You can say, I'm only interested in having sex with you after I've had four to six cocktails. And you'll still sound like a dick, but at least it'll all be kind of there out in the open. Yes, I agree with that.

I will say the young people, when they're in their 20s, they hold Fridays and Saturdays and free nights very precious. Oh, yeah. It's like the hour and the sand is running. I'm never going to get another one of these. But I will say, with you, Dylan, I'm with you. Just go out for the 45 minutes.

Don't do this to girls. They really internalize it. I one time turned down a blowjob. You would have thought I killed this girl's family. She was so hurt. Oh my god, you can't turn down a blowjob. I said I'm good. And she was deeply hurt and offended. Oh, I completely understand. I mean, that is a real olive branch. Seriously. And call it a job for nothing, you know, and you turned that down. I mean, it's very hurtful. Yeah. Well, by the way, when he parts, he says, hey, you don't hate me. I hate when people that just did something really hurtful to you try and get back some kind of.

You're not mad, are you? No, I'm not mad. I'm just going to cast a curse on you and your family for the next 100 years. May you burn in hell. Well, the way that Joe behaves is a betrayal to the masculine. You know, this is this is not something that is. It's just this is just not good behavior. Okay. So, um, we get to, and Gail is losing respect for him now. Look out.

Oh yes, Gail. Yes, yes, yes. You think he's a Dick and you explain this by saying that this guy, I mean, he just wants what he wants and he doesn't care about another person's feelings. Gail, I love you, but does that sound familiar to you? It doesn't sound familiar to me. Cheese is doing recon. She's a paranoid one, huh? She's always got her ear in the soup can. She's a little nutty, this one. A little bit.

I asked to get her on as a guest. She's already working on another boat. Oh, good for her. So tonight, Nathan. She's fucking up someone else's laundry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tonight is, we're going out, so Nathan is going to dress to impress. And that means dressing like your favorite, Dwayne the Wayne Johnson. Dwayne the Wayne Johnson.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He I don't know kind of what transpired wherein he thought that Looking pretty much exactly like joining the Wayne Johnson was a good thing to do But he changes, you know, it reminded me when they brought up the Rock. It's like boy I really wanted that season three, you know of young rock. Oh Thanks for clarifying because I didn't know, you know, the young rock. Oh, right. Yeah. No, he actually explains that outfit in one of the episodes.

That's how deep they went into his fascinating life history. Young rock had two seasons. That's right. Oh, wow. Nobody watched it. Well, the first season they did got him the second season. Okay. Yeah. He's really not that interesting of a person. Yeah. And Terra Mona's piss. piss yeah it is piss yeah i guess career is going down the tubes and i helped i helped do that you did you did i started the revolution like i was screaming from the rafters three years ago hey the rock sucks people were like what are you talking about he's awesome oh yeah Oh yeah, dude. You're like the Hannibal to his Rome. I mean, just a constant adversarial pressure.

And people looked at the Roman Empire, AKA the rock, and they said, how could somebody like Pat take him down? But I did. You did? Thank you. Bravo, sir. So let's hit the vans. Cheese hears the story of the refusal and is just repulsed and disappointed in jail cut to a toilet

20 to 25 minutes later, and she'll be telling him to stop being a fucking pussy and Yeah, throwing it throwing in me, baby Throw it in me, baby. So um we yeah, I was as I wrote this I was like I'm interested to see if this deters anything in the future It does not we get to dinner and we get some real Sea Rat sad scale stuff I think maybe not real Sea Rat sad scale, but I think we might be charting with this story from Joe Well, let me break down the Sea Rat history from Joe Okay, and this is why he doesn't want to be in a serious relationship

His last serious relationship was in 2017 and it didn't work out because all his date nights were in his car because that's where he lived. This burger's delicious do you mind passing the ketchup? Sure it's in the glove box. That's not gonna work out long term. Yeah so he- Can I just say this about dating someone while you live in a car? Yeah. The car sex is bad too. You get a good role going second and third base but you go for fourth base. You got your fucking foot stuck in a drink holder. Or worse your shirt catches fire in one of those cigarette lighters. Next thing you know you're both fucking dead.

That's a real final destination way to go. I mean a, I mean a lot of dominoes have to fall in the right way for that to happen How did he pass away his teeth? Well, he was banging And his t-shirt got stuck in between the clamp of the light second. Wow, they're absolutely crazy Where does this chart though on the sea rats had scale a man living in his car? Hating himself getting fat having to break up with somebody because he hates himself so much. Normally you get a 0.5 just because you're living in your car.

But the very fact that he was able to still get laid, that then brings it back down to a 0. So you're saying. He wasn't destitute. You're saying essentially, oh, you know what happened? What happened? You know what's happening? What's happening?

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what happened. He's a big baby. Yeah. Yeah. Hang on. Shut up. Why is this?

It's so there's okay. If listen to us at patreon you know that there's a ghost in here that's right we know that there's a ghost in here now that whole audio thing I can't chalk it up to really anything other than the poltergeist that exists in the studio that was Hillary she lives here Hillary yeah she's a witch she normally hangs out in the arcade game Golden Tee. Right, right. I don't know, she likes golf or something maybe. Yeah, yeah. That's what her husband liked to do before she killed him. Uh-huh. So she lives in there. Yeah. So I want to apologize to everybody for that. Another reason to go to Patreon, we will be covering that the studio was haunted

by a ghost named Hillary who lives in the Golden Tee arcade game. Yeah and she killed her husband and I'm excited to hear how she died but we don't have time for that right now. We have to get to Aisha who would be bestowing upon Scott her last name making his name Scott. Scott. You know no judgment people do whatever they want to do but, that's crazy. I know Kermit's going to be mad at me for saying this. I think she listens. I don't think, I don't see them to get out.

Oh, I do a hundred percent. You think so? Yeah, absolutely. And then there'll be those people that are like, this is my husband, Scott Scott. He took my last name and you're at a dinner party like, you people are nuts but lovely you know but they're just kind of the kooky kind that's right they're the kind of

people that can get in a van and drive around for months on end shitting in buckets and eating tuna fish it's crazy so Joe and Ellie have a good chat we're at the dinner yeah okay at the dinner and Ellie says You know upon him realizing that this is what their day could have been she says how Could he chase away good pussy? Yeah, how can you chase away good pussy? Mm-hmm, which is like Okay, I mean Okay, wow. That's like, you know, like, okay, Lil Kim. You know what I mean? So Ellie goes full Al Pacino insomnia and drags Jono into the bathroom. This guy is

so lovely. He's grown on me. It took episode 12 to go, you know what? I like you. Maybe I got, we got off on the wrong foot. Everyone can go to him and be better for it. Asia, their, their morning hellos are just so warming. Uh, Gail can go to him with outfit stuff. Ellie can come complain about paranoid relationship. He's just steady as a rock. That's right. Or a cucumber. So the we go dancing. She says that is this with the Balkan biscuit, Ali? No, not yet. She says there's this thing that Joe does. He looks at her. They lock eyes. Geez, you got to put up more of a fight than that. I mean, that's lots of people look than that. I mean, that's...

Lots of people look at people. I mean, it's one of the major ways we look at people. You know what I mean? You know, I miss being young and dumb. Yeah. I really do. It's a simpler time. You just fucking walk into a wall and beanbag right off of it, go take a shot, throw up and have

sex with someone. Or say stupid things like when we lock eyes, I completely forget that he treats me like shit right so hot. Yeah, yeah miss that So gail and Nathan are gonna go on a date She's very emotional about her relationship with Nathan and we love gail I kind of turned a corner with the two of them You know we were quite cynical about their love and still are. Oh, you have to be. They're Sea Rats. But I don't know. I kind of ship them. Well, I do too, but don't.

Yeah, I don't know. Because a relationship built on a foundation of, dare I say, they were smoochy smooching a little bit before she ended that relationship. Infidelity. It's not a good way to start. Infidelity is never a good thing to break ground on, right? And then build, but Sea Rat infidelity is, I mean, essentially like building a mansion on a marsh. Yeah, it's like building a relationship on a jello. It isn't a foundation at all. Yeah, you'll sink into the jello. Right. All right, let's get to the next thing that happens. After that, we'll talk about an amazing company called body smart fitness. The two

leads have a seat Ian is very Michael Scott in this moment sitting with Asia. He's in a Hawaiian shirt, he's bouncing up and down and he is completely oblivious to the fact that the interior of this vessel is inoperable. I appreciated that the interior of this vessel is inoperable. I appreciated Kermit's candor because the most would say, oh my department's great, because you know they're not competing departments, but certainly they you know you'd kind of you don't want to admit that your department is a mess. This is where I don't think that the Robert Greene has helped you. I mean it's helped you in certain ways, but what is what there is literally no competition between the two of them in any way, shape or form. I don't think so.

Well, perhaps just the concept of that being that they are heads of departments, you want to see that they're both running a tight ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess Ian could say, you know, look at my guys, they're fine. Look at her guys. They suck. But I think she helped him by saying, oh, no, my my department's a complete mess. Completely. It helped him. That was a good that it's a good Kermit. And we'll get to it later in the show. But we continue to do this thing where

how Ellie or excuse me, how cheese has a job. It's getting to the point where I'm like, they're messing with us. You're fucking with me, right? How is, how is this person still hired on this vessel? I like how they framed it like a few episodes ago that she is so on the low end of the wrong that she's unfi-rable. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah.

There has to be a fireable offense. Yeah. At some point or, you know, a cumulative offense that results in one big one. We measure it as one big offense with all these little kind of bites at the apple. But yeah, Asha tells Ian that, no, I very much want to maim and fire my crew very badly.

I feel horrible for Asha because she's been just crushing it lately. Okay well a little bit more. Bri and Ellie have a chat wherein Cheese apologizes for the whole Joe thing. She apologizes for the entire season really and Ellie says that. She approached her aggressively to try to break through the defensive shield which is not really an apology but quite cathartic cheese then says a she almost warns Ellie about Who Joe is and calls him a flea?

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The man she referred to as a flea finds her in a toilet five minutes after rebranding him as a kind of annoying insect. But those eyes, as you mentioned, Pat, he's essentially like Medusa, you know? Yeah, it's not a snake coming out of his head. It's those fucking eyes. Yeah, it's those eyebrows. And when you look at them they kind of animate and they start to slither like slugs and you start sopping. I mean it's crazy the power this guy has. They hop into the toilet and I'm not really sure what transpired. I don't I believe

fluids were exchanged. Fluids? I think so. Oh I don't think so. He washed his hands. No I don't, I believe fluids were exchanged. Fluids? I think so. Oh, I don't think so. He washed his hands. No, I don't think so. You don't think so? No, I think what happened was like, you know, okay, so like, okay, should we do it? Should we do this? Well, I don't know. I don't know what you're gonna do. I will say it seemed odd because it seemed kind of as gross as it is. I don't want to have sex in a bathroom personally, but it seemed like it was getting hot and heavy in there. And then suddenly, it completely changed. Yeah, I think so Joe realized that maybe he wasn't as full of blood as he wanted to be.

And maybe he looked around at this dark room that smelled like shit with her leg hiked up on a toilet almost falling into the bowl and the blood drained even further and he was like you know what it's a bad idea and then she really went full Eileen Warnows on him and was like be a fucking man that's right or I will be Bree's Bree was pissed yeah she was we wanted to get torn away in that bathroom. Yeah, women are more selective than men. It's a special occasion when they decide to give it up. Not like us.

We'll just throw it into anything. Well, no. So yeah, that's what happened. We get a little transparency with Brie. I think we get back in the vans. I think we've all had this person in our lives, someone that kind of cranks up the impulsiveness in you and you become what Bree describes as not a good human.

And that's the state that she's in right now. We head back to the boat for some nits. I was almost sure he was gonna go boomerang right to Ellie. Yeah. Because would not put that past him in a second. But alas, we just end the night with a text from Cheese, we should talk in the morning. You know, no one ever texts and says,

let's chat in the morning, and it's gonna be something good. Yeah. No one ever says, hey, let's chat. And then you chat with them and they go, hey, I wanted to give you a $10,000. Right. It always ends up with you sitting in a chair saying,

you do have AIDS. Always. It always ends up with you sitting in a chair saying you do have AIDS you do have I mean, you know what? I think we have been incredible today. I Mean such a good podcast Dude I don't know what it was this morning like I just all day I've been in such a fog. Really?

Yeah. I've been in a crappy mood today too. Yeah. I feel good now though. Me too. So we wake for the next morning there are storms on the horizon. I actually love Nathan's little date idea, rock climbing. That's fun.

Well, he frames it as he wants to do something that is fun, dangerous, and adventurous. And I was thinking, why don't you go find out where Gail's boyfriend works, drive over next to the boat, go, hey, Jim! And then start making out with her. Because you could get the same experience out of that. What do you think? I think he was looking for something a little safer,

but he definitely was like, what's something that's gonna bring us closer together? And what's an activity where I can just, just kind of like stare at her butt for most of the afternoon. And he finds that in rock climbing, but all joking aside, it's a very cute date. I'm excited to get there. Okay, so Cheese heads into the laundry room,

chatting on the phone with a friend. Yeah, oh, this is, all right, so you thought Sandy laid the hammer down on those charter guests last episode. Boy, put down the phone. Basically orders her to... And by the way, Cheese deserves it. I just think she should be fired. Cheese walks into a laundry room in complete disrepair, talking on speaker to a friend.

Now while Sandy is ironing her own clothes, very hideous orange garment, but the fact that this is where I'm looking at this and I'm wondering, are you fucking with me? Because she feels so comfortable in her mediocrity that she's just, I mean, I don't blame her. She's been doing this the entire season and there's really been nothing punitive

sent her way whatsoever. I think if we ever get a reunion out of these people, which we never do anymore, they'd say, all she was really bad at was laundry. She kind of got her shit together with doing the cabins and good with service. This was the one thing that people were focusing on is how horrible she is here Well, we have a conversation with her for the 111th time I was going to say Nathan heads up to ask Sandy if he can take gale off the boat and this is honestly

When I was thinking is he kind of like? Is he cute? Nate not like Is he cute? Nate? Not like, aesthetically, I'm just like, is he a little cutie pie? I mean, he said he was getting nervous about it, I'm like, is he cutie? He's a cutie pie, but let me

remind you about five episodes ago when a producer asked him, how do you feel about her having a boyfriend? And he basically said, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, he said, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy. Yeah, so maybe he's not cutie pie. Maybe he's maybe he's not a kiddie pie. Maybe he's Maybe he's just a fucking see-through also Nathan maybe you listen, maybe you don't maybe some of his family does you should go see a hair specialist

You are going bald. I'm sorry you are He is I don't want him to lose his hair before you know, cuz a lot of guys They're good. Yes, we're proactive about it. We gotta be proactive, right? All right, so high-key fiasco. Jono doesn't want pretty to get fired You know, cause a lot of guys, they're good. You have to be proactive about that. You've got to be proactive. Right. All right. So high key fiasco. Jono doesn't want Breed to get fired. And he's doing his best to be like, you know,

figure the fuck out. Get it together. Can't be completely incompetent. Sandy calls Asia up to the bridge. She wants to know, she wants to show Asia where she's going to propose to her fiance. And it's very adorable. But I'm thinking, are we going to talk about cheese and laundry

for the 111th time? Because this is insane what just took place. Well, they get to that. Bri is in the movie Clueless right now. She's Alicia Silverstone walking around this boat, just lighting shit on fire and going shopping. And they're just like, what are we going to do? Maybe fire her.

I don't know. I mean, listen, she's fun. I don't necessarily, I don't want her to get fired for the show, but it's just crazy that the boat didn't fire. Anyways, Dead Horse. She speaks to Aisha about this and says, I want you to find out a way to get her through the season because you are standing

for all of your meals. This is where like, again, I like Bre on the show, I think Bre's great, but as this is an actual work environment, how are you looking at Asha, not sleeping, not eating, working way too hard, having to do 50 different things that she's not supposed to be doing already understaffed and not solve the problem.

Hmm. It's it's nuts to me. Well, maybe they take a page from my book. I never liked firing somebody I always felt bad for him even when they fucking deserved it. So that could be a little bit of cool. You're a little sweetie pie. I'm a sweetie pie. Yeah. So so hey don't we have a new stew coming on wasn't that teased last week? Yeah, pretty cute blonde named Carrie I think yeah, she's she's got a fire someone that she's already shared fucking from Liverpool or something. Oh great

Why do you say it was so much disdain? No, I'm not in love with that accent. Okay, it's tough I love this new season of Love is Blind UK. It's still, and it's really good. You should enjoy it now that you don't have to take notes on it or recap it. It's so much more an enjoyable experience. And people want us to cover it so badly. But guys, Love is Blind is a gauntlet of work.

In time, yes. It's just, you know, we can't do it. No. All right, so Gail is heading out for the day. I love John of the resident gay Vital men in women's lives. They are not attracted to them There is complete security and they can tell them honestly that jacket is not going to work You know you you need that you do because it's hard for

Men who are in relationships with women to be as blunt as is sometimes necessary. Yeah. Women almost enjoy being critiqued by gay guys. Yeah. My God, I look like shit. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. They love it. Can you imagine a husband telling her that? Yeah. I don't know if that eye line is working on you tonight. She's like, I fucking hate you. Well, maybe not that, but I had a gay moment the other day. And it, you know, one gay moment, one slip up. And now, you know, the families are laughing about it and it's turned into this whole thing. But my wife walked downstairs

and I don't know what came over me, but I said, oh my God, why is your hair so flat? And, and yeah, that was my gay moment, but but her hair was flat. Okay, there you go She has voluminous hair, but something was going on that day and I apologize. So um the Prefers sheet meeting. Well, we we mentioned that Jonna's the MVP of the season. Well, I wouldn't say he's the MVP. Oh, I was doing an okay job lately I would say he's MVP of the season. Well, I wouldn't say he's the MVP. Oh, I wouldn't do an okay job lately. I would say he's MVP of the season. I'm so sorry. I'm skipping so far ahead of my notes. We're at the preference sheet meeting. Yeah, preference sheet meeting. Preference sheet

meeting. These are getting shorter and shorter. I remember these affairs used to at least take up two minutes of an episode. Yeah. Not anymore. No, it's 28 seconds. Yeah. That's it. They just give who the primary are and what they do and what they want. Well, the primary is going to be Pamela Duke, a nautical themed jewelry line she is the owner of. These vacations are getting way cheaper. How do you make that much money with a nautical themed jewelry line? That sounds like a neighborhood gals event in like a Florida retirement community. That seems like a fun website that you and your husband put together.

Yeah. And you show up to flea markets to hawk this bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not a flourishing business that pays for a yacht trip. You're not John Legend. Very confusing. So they're going to be stuck in the dock obviously because that happens probably one out of every four charters. So rock climbing, very cute. Gale, very hot. I

don't know. I kind of love the two of them. Yeah it was fun seeing the six and nine year old scale those walls making him look like a complete wimp. Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, heights are scary. You know, I was at a summer camp when I was a boy and there was a child who had stated that he was too scared to rock climb and you know all the kids and the counselors were kind of engaging in this like you need to push past your fears kind of mindset and they were wrong to do so because that child got to the top and he was so scared that he could not belay down but he was scared enough to begin shitting oh that's right i mean shit flew down from the height of the wall and splattered onto the ground and he was ridiculed for the rest of

the summer and i don't know what happened to him but well i bet when he was probably like 24 he's like wow enough times past i bet i bet everyone he was probably like 24, he's like, wow, enough times passed. I bet. I bet everyone that was there on that fateful day has forgotten that horrible memory. No. But not you. No, no, no. We never forget something like that.

I also have a climbing story. Eighth grade, Dale Dimitropoulos, who is also our high school football coach, you piece of shit. Yeah. Hope you're dead. He had- And you don't say that about a lot of people. No, no, I don't.

And Dale, who's the gym coach, the 40-year-old gym coach, and I'm 14 or however old an eighth grader is, I'm holding a rope. It's called top roping. When people climb, you have to have someone holding it. I'm holding it, but the guy is so fat, this kid, Phil. Hey. Let's go out of my hand, and I kind of still hold on.

He doesn't fall to break his neck or anything, he definitely falls. Dale Tymotopoulos comes over puts his finger in my face and says you're an idiot what the hell you doing like you're an idiot you're an idiot you're the 40 year old here you're an idiot God I hope he's dead I hate that guy. I'm sorry. He really impacted your life. He's the guy who grabbed my football helmet and swung me around in front of like 80 other adults that didn't file charges against him. He would be spending a night in jail for what he did to me now.

All right. Do you want to find him and kill him? I think I prank phone called him when I was like 23. Well, dude, listen, I think better than going out to wherever he lives and murdering him, I think the two of us maybe want to do a little doxxing, find his telephone number, and just kind of jerky poise him. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

We'll do the you took my dog bit, but without the Indian accent. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. We'll do the, you took my dog bit, but without the Indian accent. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So Joe and cheese have a chat. I guess you can call that a chat. This was very vague boundary setting. Very vague because she doesn't want any boundaries. She said, please don't text me, don't contact me, leave me alone. And then when we get her alone, she's a little cheeky and it's like, well, I wouldn't be bummed

if he breaks those rules. Right. Okay. Those are not boundaries. Those are not boundaries. So nothing was accomplished at all. You didn't need to send a text. Let's talk in the morning because you guys were going to talk about nothing.

And she says that she wants to stop and that she needs him to help her stop. Well, let me give you a little piece of advice. Depending on him to help you stop is a little bit like depending on eighth grade Pat to belay down a fat kid. It's just not going to happen. Somebody is going to shit their pants or break their neck or get banged in a toilet. I mean, I don't know, but we'll see what happens. Aisha teaches Ellie how to do laundry on the sixth charter

And Joe says that he doesn't care about what he did to Ellie. He is not interested very cool, dude very Very cool. No regrets, bro. No regrets how to blast Just a fucking cool guy, I think. So Nathan and Gale get back, little kissy, little, oh my God, did I say I like him? Okay, all right, I've had enough, you know, we can.

That's it, right? We don't need to do this. Let's get to the next day. Next day! It is raining cats and dogs. Now- It's a medicane. not a hurricane, a medicane. Don't even get me started. We started the season on this trailer park yacht

with one of the cabins already flooding and leaking. Do we have another one flooding and leaking or is it the same one? I think it's a different one. Well, you know what? They did say that that was a hose that they'd plugged. Right. It could in fact be that same leaky hose. Well Sandy says when you take on this much water it can sink the boat. I think that was overstated. Can it? That was an overstated. I mean you're the captain but this is quite a large boat. Yeah I don't think a

bathtub size volume of water could sink this Yeah, I don't think a bathtub Size volume of water could sink this motherfucker. I mean, it's a very poorly built ship if it could So we find out the reason for the leak. It was literally just a hose that was spraying water everywhere an evil hose now Um john oh, we learned a little bit about him. He used to show jump which is you know, obviously I mean the man is magical. He's a magical gay man And I'm gonna say it again MVP of the season Well, you know what since they declined us on talking to cheese, maybe my necks go round I'll ask to talk to John and love to talk to John. Oh, okay. So the guests arrive

We're going to be doing some sushi things for them some salmon bellinis and some unagi and whatnot but first Sandy's got to have a chat with them welcome to your dream vacation here your neighborhood jewelry line with seals and shit is going gangbusters we're happy to have you you are not going to be leaving the dockcks. Now honestly I thought they handled it really well. She was just like where's my booze and then was like it's not your fault sweetie, it's the gods. I didn't appreciate the male member of the group that said the nonsensical thing. Well you don't pay to be on the yacht, you pay to be off it. No, actually you're paying to be on it.

Yeah mostly on it. Mostly on it. There's actually you're paying to be on it. Yeah, mostly on it. Mostly on it. There's one very stupid thing to say. There's one man that looks like a gay scarecrow standing behind her. Did you see that guy? Yeah, a couple weird looking people. Yeah, he had like a rainbow polo, like an Elton John polo on, and then his face looked like, I don't't know like something from Attack on Titan it was uh age is a that was unnecessary I didn't need to say that that's okay I mean it's ridiculous so the rolls fly up this is your roles I think so they like the lunch the preferences are paid attention to there is one person that cannot have raw fish this looks like it will rear its ugly head later.

Perhaps we'll have a dead charter guests for the baby. You could have killed someone that Matt might be where he gets his walking paeders papers. But first, Dylan, they all head out for that a wine tasting in a hurricane. I don't think the wine tasting establishment is open, but call it crazy. Yeah. But I thought it was interesting that the primary at some point yells in the van I want to I want to go back turn

Okay. Hi, we just want to call and see if you guys were open because I know there's like three feet of rain right now but we just wanted to see if you guys were still for some reason like pouring wine for people and they're like Yeah, we're open and then you're like, yeah, we're open. And then you're like, why? How? But yes, the drive to the winery is far too perilous, especially knowing that these roads are only going to accumulate more water. And we're going to be driving back

in full blown fucking Jumanji. We end with more leaks and a 2B continued card. Hey. Oh we're not coming back next week. Oh thank oh it's 2B continued. Thank God. Yeah nothing that really ever happens on below deck is worthy of a 2B continued card but definitely not this. You know you guys have to use these more sparingly. Get in the iTunes Ranger reviews 5 stars kind you know, you guys have to use these more sparingly. Get in the iTunes range of views, five stars, kind words. We love you guys so much. Follow us on the Instagram, the tick tock ease, the YouTube's, the

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