Another Below Deck Podcast - What the G Man Would Say | Below Deck Down Under S1 E14

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

Nick, Pat and Dylan are back to talk the demise of the mutiny of losers, pizza rat's heroism in the face of termination, new stews maybe being cs, coachella, the g man and even more Below Deck Down Under.OUR NEW SHOW BAD TV IS LIVE! - Subscribe right here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-t-v/id1193077828The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Check out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.comThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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I'm Dylan, settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Ahoj, matey. That producer of the podcast is over there behind my glasses. Permission to come aboard. Permission granted. What's up, boys? I'm doing pretty good. How are you doing, Dilly?

I'm good. Nick, how are you? I'm extremely relaxed. I'm good. I am too. I got a mimosa in my hand. Why don't you get us a mimosa? Yeah, because you'd probably do something like really

cattie and condescending to me. Mimosa. So we got an episode of below deck to get into. We are hot off the heels of my negiworm performance last week. Oh, was that the show that you got really? Oh, existential. Yeah. It's the purpose of all this. Yeah. How's that going?

Well, I'm reading a lot of Russian literature, so not great. Oh, yeah. I'm still very much there right now. Maybe. I'm an impressionable young boy. Maybe stop exploring and just stuff it all deep down inside. That's what I do. So, um, the good news is, though, that, um, I am happy tonight, you read Kafka no two thirds of the

shit pie are gone really half the shit pie I think the shit pie includes Benny Jamie Magden Ryan yeah Benny may not make the crust, but I still think he's included in the shit pie. So I don't wanna dwell on the negative. Jamie and Benny are still here annoying my eyes and my brain, but thank God Magda and Ryan are gone. What a beautiful sending off we had for Ryan. I can't wait to talk about that.

I make you're gonna have to leave the boat if you're talking like that. Now you got a time limit, it's 25 minutes in love with moving. Yeah, I'm in my pots and tots and I'm giving it 95. You enjoyed it? Well, I have to say though, Dylan, you enjoyed your fury of pizza rat. I mean, he's gone now. We are only four episodes left and I think at episode seven or eight, I was capped out on shit face. Shit bag, pizza rat.

You know. I understand. You know, they can only hate someone so much. Oh, yeah, it feels yucky, you know, it feels yucky. So why don't you guys take it away with pots? Go ahead ahead Nick. I enjoyed it quite a bit at moments, but there were definitely some dull moments when we got two new people It felt like the first day of school in the middle of the school year. I didn't appreciate it

We're like kind of getting a norm. We're usually past it by that point. I did enjoy the send-off I did enjoy the disaster at the end that it didn't really understand what was going on with the dinner. Although it made me sad because Ryan got to look upon that with Glee. Pretty good episode. I think I'm going to go back to my safe zone. 72 knots. Nick, I disagree with you. I actually enjoyed the new student showing up in the middle of the school year. That was always a thing when I went to high school Really hot girl named Lacey Kibbert showed up in the 10th grade. I went to school with a bunch of ugly people I think honestly the reason I didn't have sex with anybody in high school is because everyone was so hideous looking

Small town from Lundenburg, Massachusetts. They weren't attractive enough for you. Right, and I was ugly too It's only through plastic surgery and eating disorder. And it got me to money. To my level. Well, you know, have some fucking willpower, you know, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. She's partying with debt last week. Oh, yeah. Well, oh, so anyway, so I actually enjoyed it. I think, uh, boy, what a breath of fresh air, Taylor and Nate are gonna make. I can't wait. Taylor might be a little cut. We don't know yet.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that might be the case. Anybody start talking about how no one gets their position at their young age? Might be a little bit of a cut. I enjoyed the first 10 minutes. Too early for a C?

No, it's down under. Okay. We can let that fly. You think they got four more episodes to go with this thing? Yeah, and I can't wait for the reunion. You know, with all the season being as horrible as it was, I think the reunion is gonna be as the kids say flames because we're going to have

the closeted homosexual Jamie being confronted by people. We're gonna have shitbag, you know, being made fun of, that his dad burned it, or put his cigarettes out on his arms, and that's why he's all fucked up, you know, whatever. That would be fun. How many pots? Hold on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, did you give you your nuts?

No, not yet. You have more stuff. I wanted to mention something about people coming in the middle of the year. I... I don't like prom. I want to prom with Lacey Kibbert, by the way. So I went to prom with the hottest girl in my entire high school. Not... Congratulations.

Didn't get any action. That's what happened to me. I went to prom with an insanely beautiful Girl Molly McCuck she's now on that Tim Allen show. Oh nice and And everyone was like how the fuck did he do that? It was very insulting actually there were Whispers around the senior patio. How did he pull that off? There's no way he hooked up with her and They were right. They were right I did but she wanted to hook up up, but the party got shut down and then I just didn't have the balls to do it back

and my parents, my friends' parents out. What are my greatest regrets in life? I also didn't hook up with Hannah Stickler. She was a super hot girl. I brought from another school. It was actually homecoming, not prom. And yeah, just too much of a fuss. I got 50 bucks, it says he was the dickhead

that wore the white tuxedo. No, I, Damn it, I lost 50 bucks. It says he was the dickhead that wore the white tuxedo. Uh, no, I Damn it. I lost 50 dollars. Yeah, to myself. Uh, I was gonna say who are you gonna pay? Uh, no, I didn't. I I wanted to get like something like wacky and stuff, but uh, basically I had to stick with the baseline price. You could get a tux at, but I didn't like watching new people come to new school in real life, I did like new school members. I we had a man to clocky everybody called her Winnie. She came in the middle of school year in middle school when I was in my my sexual prime, not my sexual prime. I don't know my attractiveness prime when

I was was 7th or 8th grade. I was quite the pimp kissing girls on cheeks right and left. And yeah, me and Winnie started dating like right away. Yeah, that's cool. And then we started hooking up. She went to a different school for high school and then we started hooking up. And then she had sex with Brian Files and lied to me about it. And they were fucking the whole time.

We weren't dating, but I just don't like being lied to. Yeah. How many pots do you give it? About 40. So guys, we begin where we last left off with with Sid from ice age getting the axe she was fired because she had too much going on in her life and was not of the mental clarity to be a maid out at sea but we've got bigger fish to fry right now the waste of water and oxygen himself shitbag pizza rat is up next it is his time now to step up to the scaffold and get the fuck off this show.

A hot captain walks up to him and lets him know that he will be terminated with extreme prejudice and he like, Craig Tumey of the Lanceliers, smiles at creepy fucking smile with those sunken, beatady fucking eyes and says, love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. He truly was in shock in this moment.

That was the most gratifying thing as a viewer was. You could feel his heart beating. He didn't, yeah, yeah. He didn't see it coming. Yep. And that's what was great about it. It's fucking dumb yellow skin. It's fucking sunken eyes. I fucking hate it. And I had he seen it coming. Yep. And that's that's what was great. It's fucking dumb yellow skin. It's fucking

sunk in eyes. I fucking hate it. And I had he seen it coming. I don't think he would have accepted it so swiftly. Like the way he was like, okay, what the heck should they, they shook hands. I believe had he known he would have like went out with a blaze of what it is. Yeah. Glory is. Yeah. Like he eventually end up doing after he had some time to think about yeah exactly he's like I didn't live up to my name as a big piece of shit yeah so he goes and tells his best buddy his companion and fellow conspirator and the mutiny of losers that he too has been fired and was fired because of poor communication. So obviously throws it on Asia. We've got a big Jack O'Willink fan over here. I think what a fucking piece of shit. So I love to me in Asia here. They

are reflecting in a very healthy manner about the two pieces of dead weight shit humans being taken off the boat. Jamie is next called up to the crow's nest and is kind of obligatorily informed about it. I was like, what the fuck is Jamie doing? I don't know anyway. Who cares? I was kind of second in command, but he's perplexed because he's like, I get why these two losers have to leave the boat. What about this fucking asshole that works for me That I've been bitching about for three months. Yeah, well being our final piece of shit left aboard He of course handles the news like a piece of shit and like a bitch

He says what the hell mate? Why don't you fire Breteini, you know because despite her being a great employee and an addition to the camaraderie aboard this vessel, she called me a bitch. Oh, what a wheeeee. I took you fire. Boy, he took some heat on social this week.

I was really having fun with that content. Of course, last episode we named Amy's a bitch. I created the thumbnail. I haven't always been doing the square versions of the thumbnails for social media, but this one I knew I had to, and I shared it to all 23 below tech Facebookers I'm in, ended up being seen by 23,000 people.

I thought you said million. I was like, no, I shared it, and I was like, I love the episode of the, or I love the title of this podcast episode, as if it were not my podcast. And yeah, it did really well. We actually got direct Patreon sign a couple. I saw names of people who were amazing, amazing, amazing.

And then the importance of titling things, we recommend that everybody start a podcast, everyone, and title your things, title your things. Except for Doug Allen, don't start a podcast. Oh my God, I forgot it again. Oh gosh. What? I forgot it again, a care package from a lovely fan that's for the Indy 500.

For the Indy 500, so I don't even wanna say the name. I wanna just wait until we have it in the studio to properly thank her. What a piece of shit I am. Oh my God, get it together. We did make it in time for the Indy 500, so I feel like a week's not gonna be the end of the world.

We thank you for sending that. It did arrive in time for the Indy 500. Oh, it's the beautiful gesture that I'm freaking. Next week, we'll talk about it. So also, besides just our thumbnail Online Jamie did a diatribe. He addressed a quote-unquote. Yes Seven minutes he's talking to camera and it is very solemn like he had to address like sexual assault Alligations or something. Yeah Michael Jackson. I didn't touch those kids and of course I did

They made me they looked at my penis. He, I fucked those kids. Come on. Very soon, they limited the comments on his Instagram post. And only about 60 people were kind of in his corner. And someone in our Facebook group really summed up the irony. So well, I want to read it because he did such a good job I don't have his name here because I whited it out for his anonymity Otherwise, I would give it out to all of you

Jamie addressing bitch gate on his insta with a seven minute diatribe against his fellow crew But limited comments so it's just the 60 people who still find him fuckable and commenting about how amazing he is is Earth shattering levels of little baby bitch You can't address the situation with the episode in which I was called a bitch and then limit comments to only your supporters and not let your Detractors respond that's what weak little bitches do right right incredible He all Jamie also doubled down on the fact that he didn't like being called a bitch And it was really bitchy of those other two girls to do that. Yeah, he stood by it Benny came out with his own seven-minute response actually kind of made me like Benny

He looked really attractive. He's really brown skin is stirred on button He has some type of crypto scheme. He's shilling now. He's not on boats anymore But he just talked about how yeah, basically Jamie's a bitch. It was really fun, fun off-week. Thank you for doing that work because that would have sent me into one of my existential spy roles. Fourteen minutes of my life watching those two go back. Never get it back. So, Jamie says, Asia's respected more in her position than I am, Pat.

Give us a way, I'm one one more time I do agree though um with the whole Benny thing because he want his iris painted his his aim towards pratini and Benny and the highlights of Benny's incompetency role and you're just like my god this kid sucks how did this guy now kick not get fucking fired he addressed a lot of his in cop CCD feels differently in a seven. Okay. Good. So last time I'll reference Let's move on to cool guy Ryan processing things like an adult. He Post saying love it. Let's stay in touch Like the little fucking when he is begins talking shit on hot captain and unbeknownst to him that Hulk and cock of a man can hear everything he is saying. So he hears that he is of a jyna and that he is the only critic aboard and regardless

of how incorrect those things are, Captain's a Hulk and cock, you know, everybody knows that. And everyone hated Ryan's food. Hot Captain was not the only one. Everyone hated his food. If Ryan called me of a vagina, I'd be like, whatever, I'm gonna go fuck myself. Yeah.

Sorry Pat, you know what I was gonna say. I got him. I like Captain Jason's management style. I actually like how he fires people too. You know, he doesn't spend a lot of time or the kind of fainting, like the long speech, it's not working out mate. You gotta go.

Leave the niceties at the door. I hate it how he said, let's keep in touch. That was his one little misstep and just like filling it. Oh, it's completely empty. It's filling in space, but other than that, I agree. Keep it brief. Well, it's a way of saying, I don't completely hate you even if he does, but when he heard him call him a pussy

But I think he did call him a vagina instead of a pussy, which is still very weak of pizza rack Come on say the whole word there went so what I would have done if I was captain jit hot stuff jacey's a vagina Look mate. I heard everything you said we'll fight right now if you win you can keep your job Oh, I love that. I love that accent too Someone asked us to stop doing it. Yeah, I think some are real real Australia. Yeah Where do you get off? Of the fuck we'll pop a cut asking us to stop crying Well, I wouldn't use the C word when we're talking about our fans, but I fuck off let us have a good time

Tell us not to do it cuz it will fucking do it even more double down fucking my mind shit We're like a shall beach all right, so Ryan because he is a child is put on a countdown, you know like Ellie three Two one K. You know, like Ellie, three, two, one, okay, you're fired. Ryan Rebutz, Captain Quite a bit here. He says the cap was the only criticism, not a word. How could you think that's a word? He also says that the guests were happy. No, they weren't.

And there's a little bit more. He says that he'll never work for another captain who says he's a food he ever again. Don't think captain ever said that. And then he says that captain Jason was intimidated by him because he's from the city. Ryan, enjoy carrying on in your father's footsteps of flipping pies and binge drinking. I hope you have a lovely, lovely life. And I hope that you pass of cirrhosis, but not in any kind of brutal way. You know what, actually, I hope that you find some type of solace and change. I hope you find an inner sanctum.

You know, when you like finish your thought, and there was like a bit of silence, and that's odd normally because we're always ready to jump in when there's silence. I bit my tongue because I was gonna say, I hope he dies in a final destination type fashion on some September 11th. Doesn't matter what year, just September 11th.

It would just be fitting. But I didn't say that. Right. Because I don't want to wish death upon people. Right. Exactly. And thank God. It's good on me. Thank but I didn't say that. Right. Because I don't want to wish death upon people. Right. Exactly. And thank God. It's good on me.

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So, you know, pick the fuck up. Hey, Jamie, you're the only one who's in danger of being fired literally only you so oh he also blocked another below deck podcasts underscore and I actually never even tagged him or anything uh Brian are editor did one time he said something about him being a bitch and he tagged him which is pretty funny yeah but I didn't do it and uh yeah he blocked our podcast Instagram it's not right, it's like a little bit taking himself too seriously. So then today I DMed him for my personal account I was like would you like to come on our podcast just to see if he like put two together. It's more of us Experiment he's like oh by the way bravo all bets are off

They're not responding all bets are off. We're back to being rogue. So we're done with you. Wait, what do you mean? Peyton won't get back to him. It sounds like I Well, and then I'm now I'm dealing with the below deck PR person from Bravo I said hey, I want round under I said I want Ryan. Yeah, said I'll give you Culver I said I checked with you guys you said okay. We'll take over it might be a boring interview But who knows we make fun. We'll make it fun and I said okay here are my days and times, and no response, and then I said,

here's our days and times, no response. So, you wanna mind reaching out to Culver, asking him to come on the show? Why don't you give it a shot? Why don't you ask somebody thinks about Culver? Why don't you see me? Okay. And we'll fake like there's an escalation, right?

Because, you know, we're all partners in this, but you attach another email to it, right? Yeah. So now we've got an escalated case. There's urgency here, and now Bravo P.O. is in trouble. And, and, oh, she just responded. No way. Hey Patrick, my apologies for the delay.

As you know, schedules can be a bit tough with this show. Would you actually be interested in interviewing Benny instead? I think so. Yeah, of course. Can we take you to the relationship with him? You imagine she was hearing me. Ha ha. Well, all right, Bravo. We're back on the same page.

I'll tell you what, as long as you were able to get back in line as I requested, yes, we'll take Benny. All right, so Magda leaves the boat. There's a little bit of tension between Aisha and Magda. Magda isn't happy, and I don't blame her, because Aisha is firing her because of how hot she is. And that is not cool. And then she keeps apologizing to her face for it

as if she wasn't the one that made the decision, which I was actually in Magda's side. Just remove yourself from the situation. Yeah, just say goodbye to her, you're never gonna see her again. And Magda, go, you know, slip that slut Pauline's throat or something, you know, go have a fun time. Well, my, my, I fear for this poor young girl.

I mean, after all this drama of, you know, she's so upset from getting fired. And then I pray she doesn't surprise her boyfriend. I forgot his name, I think. Oh, sure. And, you know, she walks in the door and see him bobbing for apples and Pauline's pussy No, wow, we're two were a little rough tonight. Yeah, we are I Really undust I have no doubt

Disgusted by Bobbing for apples and Paulina's pussy That's a great visual. I see let's break it down right right now. So um definitely oral sex right so it's kind of lingus But where you was the implication that she had a kind of chasm of a vagina right because you'd need a good amount of space to Bob for apples He's just so dedicated. He's going so deep. He's trying to bite the cervix. Oh, God it got it Some people like insert the tongue. I the ladies don't need that. They do not. No one ever wants that. Pressure on the clitoris.

No one ever wants that. Um, yeah. I was actually proud of Magda in this moment. Not that I think it's going to stick or there will be any real change. But she was taking some introspection. She's like, under like in our OTS She's like I understand it. I need to I need to like back off I mean obviously the second she gets around her boyfriend. Oh, I was gonna say actually

I have no doubt she is gonna see her boyfriend bobbing for apples in Paulina's pussy when she walks in Mm-hmm. Now whether or not what she's seeing is actually exist or there Right completely different discussion because you pause the possibly Paul Lina's fake. Yeah, someone else Posited that possibly her boyfriend is yes. I think it might be true She'll walk in start beating the shit breaking shit. She'll be like oh, yeah, they left in a half When someone comes and they'll be like there's no one here. Yeah, yeah That'll be crazy and then she turns into Dushka. Yeah I wish someone put a mop on Dushka's head and sent her back on the boat and said, I'm back. Okay. Maybe at midnight she turns into Dushka like the

center of the pumpkin. Maybe not midnight, but 10 years. Yeah, so she tells Jason that she wants to fuck him and then she heads out. So let's get back to bitchface being rude and petulant and a little piece of shit to Brittany. He's holding this thing over her head You know this minor incident that means nothing that happened three days ago She asks him are we good because he's been cold and mean to her for a long time and he says I don't know What are you when you own story, Jamie? No one cares. Move on. And I love Britini's response to this. She's like, you're supposed

to do a little internalization if somebody calling you a bitch makes you this angry from multiple days. You're not supposed to lash out at other people. You're supposed to look in the mirror and go, why does this word make me so upset and why do I hate women and why do I want to fuck men? Very I was impressed by Brittany here. She's obviously done some work on herself. We should talk to her too Brittany's cool Brittany is cool. Brittany's cool so Time deal I Think it's that time too. It's time for the...

Prefragment! I'm gonna get a margarita. You got a margarita. Well, you got a margarita. Yeah, but they're not cold. They're not? No, that... There's a lime marina that was... Oh, it's not cold.

Oh, it's not cold. But if you want, I I will get you some ice you know the funny quick anecdote when we went to go see Jack White the other night I went up to the bar and I said I'll have a gin and tonic and as he was going to get the cup and he brought the Hendrix over I saw specialty cocktail it 1800 tail. 1800 L.A. Rita and I said, ooh, what's the 1800 L.A. Rita? And he said, uh, it's a Margarita with 1800 to kill it. Yeah. Yeah. Specialty. Let me tell you, this is what you do with those bartenders. Yeah. On those nights. First off, you've got to, you got to have a little cash on you. I do this at airports when that when I was flying. Yep.

You want to get drunk, right? You want to get a buzz on on you. I do this at airports when I was flying. Yep. You want to get drunk, right? You want to get a buzz on and you want to do it for less than 30 dollars. Let's pause for a second and ask the question, why are we speaking this long about this, right? So what's going on with derelicts over here? Well, it's being polite, he's pulling up his notes. No, he's scrambling right now.

I'm not scrambling. Well, Nick, we're going to stretch for you for a second. Here's what you do, dude Okay, you put 20 a 20 dollar thing on the table With the bartender and you say I don't know if you're a whiskey guy. I don't know if you're to kill a guy Just have him pour straight spirits into the glass You can find a way to get coke later go can I have if you for as a mixer? have him pour a cup full of the of the distilled spirit of your choice, tip him another fucking 20 and then boom, you

can go up to them and just go, hey, can I have, they'll give you the Diet Coke or the Orange Sprits for free. Go, hey, can I have an orange your side just bought a champagne or something? They'll give that to you. Okay, it's an interesting tag. No, it works all the time. Always throw the cash out front and then the bartender you little wink and a nod My other thing was like oh, it's so it's $65 for two drinks right two doubles because it's the YouTube theater and There's like that tip window right? It's like 15 18 20 I'm not tipping you fucking or other

Yeah, I do other and then I tip five dollars. Yeah, I'm gonna drink You didn't know I'm not you made a 1800 Ellie Rita you poured two ounces of tequila and then through some mix in it Well, I'm paying you fucking ten bucks for that kick kick kick rocks. I get rocks You ready neck? Yep All right primary Jordan blue Jordan blue is a successful yoga instructor who runs multiple studios originally from steam Bacrum Bacrum that rapist I thought it was Joe I thought you were bucking at Jordi. I think her name is Jordi. It is Jordi What I say the wrong name

Who gives a shit? It's a Jordy blue didn't I no Jordan oh? Is a successful yoga instructor runs multiple studios originally from steamboat springs Colorado Jorie is sailed a lot, but this trip is special she will be celebrating her 30 This strip is special. She will be celebrating her 30th birthday. Yeah, 30th birthday. The wife and I joke about that. I think it's her 60th. This is 30th.

It's 40th. It's 30th. And I was confused about that too. Maybe they ran out of fours at the dollar store. Various different moments throughout that birthday. I was like, she's 40 here, she's 30. I honestly think it might be her 60th the way this preference she does. This is the first time the first time ever seen this they have markings on the preference sheet and they have

60th or possibly 30th or 40th But I think that that looks like 60 she's definitely not 60. Yeah, it does look like 60 it looks like your 60th birthday Maybe that's why they circled it because it was a mistake Someone's someone from bravo's PR curves. there's no way this is actually what the preference she'd look like out of all these boats. That's probably a good point. Yeah, some of Bravo fucked it up. All right, two, and so for that,

she wants them to bride a charter, she'll remember. Joining, joining Jordi, that's a hard one, on charter will be her brother, Taft, cool name. My, well, I actually, I guess I was Taftft my my sisters first boyfriend in high school was Kevin Taft I got school. He was really friendly to me. Uh facilities uh manager at some company and massive water and foodie enthusiasts and uh her partner Ryan Also joining are there friends fellow American Jason and Gardina, his wife, who've also chartered many super yachts.

They want a black and white party. They want a Coachella themed beach picnic. Slash burning man. Slash burning man, which I think those are two different experiences. You should not completely different vibe. Yeah. I'd be like saying stage coach and Coachella. Yes. Exactly.

Way, well she probably say my drugs, but way less people who have completely destroyed their lives with drugs at Coachella. I feel like, you know, like, yeah. Burning man are the weirdos though and the hippies. Burning man is what you do when Coachella starts to not move the needle for you anymore. And you need more sex parties. There you go. And Jason goes to sex parties sometimes and that concludes the Preference Cheapy.

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, sorry. Hey, get a drink. We'll relax. I want to say there's a problem that I'm going to stop doing. I watch the episode and then like, oh, Preference Cheapy meeting. I'm going to leave that till the end. And. I watched the episode and then like, oh, preferencey meeting. I'm gonna leave that till the end. And then I finished the episode, I watch housewives,

I'm like, I'm ready, relax, I got time to spare. I'm just gonna sit here and rub Chouis belly. And I did forget. But I brought it together and you helped. Thanks for the assist. Yeah, no, you pulled it together, dude. But, but, but, but, but, but. So, we learn a little bit about lazy Susan here and we

Whoa, man, I know I fucked up a couple times so you have to Also learn about I think Captain hot captain is a bit of a DJ enthusiast Can I tell you what that video was? Obviously of hot captain at the music festival somewhere on the planet earth That's when he crashed that fucking boat, right? Yeah, and that video and viral of him talking about saving a bunch of lives, although we probably killed 50 people It's simultaneously. Yeah, and then a bunch of people reached out and said hey, I want to fuck you Well, I just come to this festival and that's how that old guy showed up there doing the dance I wasn't even talking about that. I was talking about he went Jamie's like

Or Benny's like yeah, I got a you know the Pioneer D12's and he's like you know to work this and high captain captains like Oh, no, I'm familiar with this table or something like that. I was like oh geez. We got a DJ here. What's going on? There's a strange moment here where Jamie's like, yeah, whatever Benny's gonna DJ. It's like, oh yeah, will you stop being such a huge bitch? You can't balk at that moniker if you are that Constantly everything that comes out of his mouth. What's what's more fanciful? Everything that comes out of his mouth. What's what's more fanciful? Benny calling himself a DJ or you calling yourself a cop?

You work at a boat. Right. Yeah, exactly and now he's gonna be a fucking Navy seal boasts and but we'll get to that you The only way you make that transition if you actually was a cop is like produce police brutality He got let off the force. You know, I'm gonna leave it. Yeah, I think it's a C- Renta cop. He was a Renta cop. Yeah, he was a Renta cop You know, you're gonna leave it I think he says, erenticop He was a renticop He was a renticop You guys he would have fucking Sucked that out as long as he could to get that pension That's a beautiful pension

I don't know if that's how it works in Australia though Pensions? Yeah I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret When you said lazy Susan, I actually knew you were talking about me And in fact, talking about Betty's DJ name And I actually really liked that name as a DJ because it spins you spin in circles. I don't know if I've ever Got that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't I know you two did I assumed you two did oh right everybody got yeah

Yeah, yeah, we do this for them lazy Susan's are typical Chinese Centerpiece so that everybody can have access to the cornucopia of culinary delights. So may remember Malia in her underwear on top of the lazy Susan in the galley. Oh, hell yeah, remember that. No, I don't remember anything about these seasons, ones we're done with them. But anyways, sweet moment, hot cappin calls his daughter, calls her horse, and then Jamie has a moment of self-reflection.

Can we get to the next day? Next day. Benny, up early, puttin' a little elbow grease into things, and we break down the preference sheet meetings. What? Oh, yeah. So, Asha goes over the CV of the new Stu, and it would seem that the show really does purposefully subject the wealthy to incompetence.

And I understand that there are windows of time and hiring, and sometimes you can't that the show really does purposefully subject the wealthy to incompetence. And I understand that there are windows of time and hiring and sometimes you can't get the best, but magda compared to this one. Well, this one is taking a third stew roll so she can get a couple episodes of TV. Sure. I don't think she would be willing to do that long term. And if not, the cameras weren't there. Yes. No, it's a good point So Nate is our new Aussie chef. He has a ton of experience working on big big boats

And he put a sneaky order in last night Asia walks him into the galley which is as disgusting as trying as Ryan's childhood home. I'm assuming It's habitual how he acts and it's trauma induced. So we then meet Taylor, who is very pretty. She's pretty. I wonder if that's gonna, you know, I don't think they get to admit this in hiring practices in the C-Rat division of HR or whatever it does this,

but I think you have to be mildly attractive at the very least. 100% and little Gabby told us that too. They said it's one of the few industries you still put your picture on your CV. Yeah. Or good luck getting hired, isn't it? Yeah, make you wonder.

How did Lloyd get hired? So anyways, she is 23. She's gotten visualized. She's a key way. And I hope that she and Culver do not hook up because Britini's heart will be broken. I wrote that before I saw the Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee-Tee- She was on the way or 12 hours after she was on the wagon. All right, stop Dylan So Nate gets straight to work cleaning up all of Ryan's fucking neglect John Taffrey be pissed Oh my god. What are you doing? You'll kill people and Gordon Ramsey would have pulled four yachts up

To the Starbird of this 24 hours to hell and bad. I had thrown up an inflatable screen. Well dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire. It would have been odd because the new charter guests would be on the boat. This is your kitchen, bro. This is disgusting. Yeah, and then he would have gone, get off.

Everyone off the boat. We paid $6,000. $6,000, Gordon Ramsay. We're in the middle of the ocean. We pay $6,000 dollars. $6,000 dollars. We're in the middle of the ocean. There's not enough life. We're asking get off. Swim. Leave your beer.

So they take off to get the guests. Asha says that she hates making mocktails. And fortunately for her, Taylor loves making mocktails. Why would you hate making mocktails? It's really weird. Nothing pisses Asha of it off more than sobriety. Yeah, she's an author. So the anchor is dropped and we get our first little sense of uh-oh With Taylor. She's a little bit bitchy about the pineapple in the Piniacoladas, and you know what? Good for her. How the fuck have they been making piniacaladas without pineapple?

I mean, it's... That's the drink! People think it's a coconut beverage, it's not, it's 70% fine... Pineapple! I went it on that. It's one of my... It's just such a delicious cocktail. I have it once a year though.

You know? I don't have it on Friday night where you're watching Netflix. You know what? I apologize to you. Dylan, Dylan, couple more questions. What are your thoughts on making love after midnight? It's too late. We're getting caught in the rain.

What about what's making love after, do they say that in that? Yeah. Do they? I will. I will. I will. I'm with Patrick. I find that to be too late an hour to make love. Me too. I like having sex in the morning. Me too. If you like me,

I'm getting caught in the bank. So Britain, Culver, get an email about their new home and then the guests arrive. We're the Culver introduces himself and then his boss every time they do this. It's strange that Jamie doesn't kind of take the lead on this when they're picking up guests. It's always culver going, hi, I'm Culver and this is my boss, Jamie. He's just sitting here being quiet. It's very strange. So not a ton happened, so a little bit of a meanwhile, maybe you guys stop me when you would like me to stop.

So Taylor's good with tongs. Nate is hitting on Taylor a little bit. Oh my god, he's very close to her face. Culver texts his mom, wish you were here, working with me. And Aisha pries into the primaries alcohol issues, which is just so, so bizarre. So she says, what is is it a health thing? One probably not and two if it is possibly even sadder just leave this one alone You do not know this person do not ask why they're not drinking

It's walking into a bear trap. Go do not collect $200 do not get into this shit It's walking into a bear trap. Hasco do not collect $200 do not get into this shit. Uh, and if you do stop drinking, I feel like it's always for your health, whether it be mental or physical. Yeah. And also, Jim Gaffkin has this exact bit about it. He's like, it's the only disease you have where people ask, why? It's a, you never, oh, I don't eat, I can't remember his example. Why?

But it was a great bit by Jim Gaffkin third D.O.I. Oh, that makes sense Yeah, yeah, that's not drinking if I have three of D.Y. My uncle hub beat his fourth D.Y. How does he do that? He's a mystic. It's unbelievable. It's really unbelievable So everybody fucking give it up for hub. I mean he is unbelievable I mean, I hope he learned his goddamn lesson. What? Well, don't drink without calling your sister. Now, Hobb learns not lessons. We've talked about this. He does not like black people.

He called someone the n-word. Is that right? He got punched in the face. His ocular bone was broken. He lost the eye. And we said, well, maybe he learned a lesson. And Nick made a great point. No, I think his hatred is entrenched further.

It's like when Liam Neeson's girlfriend got raped. And in like the 1970s, he went out on the street with a shotgun and he said he was going to kill the first black guy he saw. Oh, right. I've learned a lot from that. Well, don't share that, Liam. Instead of school. Then we get to Jamie who is seeking to not only bond with Benny, but also to get his helicopter

license for the most convoluted reason of all time, but it kind of makes sense. To get laid? Definitely. Yes. Definitely that, but he wants to be a deck hand who can also fly a helicopter if the boat needs it. Sounds like a pretty niche situation. Yeah, it's a pretty niche. Yeah, it's pretty neat.

A situation. But if you did find yourself in that job, it would be via a very wealthy person hiring you. There are plenty of yachts, there are not that many yachts with a challenge. Trump leaves it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Trump. Do your, do your Trump, you find out that Jamie's a bitch and you don't want him working for you anymore. Oh, I find out there's loser. Yeah, he doesn't like the word bitch. Yeah, it's a loser. Yeah. Alright, he likes guys. Loser. So Nate says he wants to be like Captain Jason work hard and be effortlessly attractive to women. Well, with all due respect, unless you find a witch and she takes something you love from you, that's not going to happen. So they head to the beach and I've got to give it to Tumi.

Taylor is being a pushy little asshole despite Tumi being on the boat way longer than her and Tumi is handling it very very well Tumi is just a rock solid individual and She's not a little bit of a narc but also she narked on the mutant new loser so I don't blame her But once again the the I don't want to beat a dead horse but the cast is not strong enough the good guys are not big enough characters to Get us over the line. You know, there's too many shit back to tractors. So we get a little dishwasher leak before the basic bitches arrive back from their Coachella celebration.

By the way, I always bitch about these picnic things. Yeah. This was solid. Amazing. I mean amazing. The only thing missing was like some hot strippers over the mountain that made their way through a trail And they crashed the beach Coachella slash Whatever that other festival was bring me that would have brought it home But the fucking oysters pulled out when it got so sorry so So All right, so. Are you gonna use about so are they hired?

Are they wild? No, I think they were just around they heard the music playing and they were all stripper. Well, I'm sorry. And yeah, and they just come over. They're all and they're all strippers. They were all friends and then. Yeah, everything else is perfect. Right. And then they say come back to the yacht with us and they're all strippers. They were all friends and then yeah, everything else is perfect

Right, and then they say come back to the yacht with us and have dinner tonight, right? And then they'll do they all fuck maybe Oh, okay Do Trump see it a bunch of stress strippers? Don't don't don't I don't think it's that's perfect now All right, so We have this dishwasher leak issue. And Nate says great, I'm gonna look,

I'm gonna look like an asshole in front of Captain Jason. I was at this moment like take it easy, man, you know. It does turn out to be a little bit of an issue though. So DJ Lazy Susan still got it and Mitch Storm or whatever the fuck his name is has always had it. We mentioned that this is a wonderful setup. I think they knocked it out of the park, but we still have dinner,

which is not prepared at this moment because these goddamn engineers are fucking drunk. They're sitting at the bottom of this boat. They don't have anything to do. And then finally, when they get the call, they gotta go down the pole and they gotta fucking fall all over the place, try to fix things and they're taking forever.

So the crew gets back to the boat, and the primary has now all hopped up on festival vibes, decided that she wants to shirk her sobriety. So the shaft seems to be in some amount of shit, and I've got to ask, I mean, Nate, you know, mise en plas, could you have prepped any of this away from the galley, why are you 40 minutes before dinner all of a sudden scrambling to cut carrots, you know? I was wondering if you-

Julien off-site. Julien off-site if you need. I was wondering for a moment if it was some kind of food maritime law you can't prepare food in the same room where this plumbing shit is going on. I'm just trying to make an excuse for port name. Sure, that could be it. time law you can't prepare food in the same room where this plumbing shit is going on. I'm just trying to make an excuse for Portney. Sure, that could be it. Possibly. That could be it. So, Benny is getting lovely teddy bear.

I don't know what that means. And the 30 year old, I know, I think Benny explains that Jamie's treating him like a teddy bear now. That's right. And what he doesn't realize is it's not that? Jamie's treating him like a teddy bear now. Oh, that's right. And what he doesn't realize is, it's not that somehow Jamie's come to terms, well, Jamie has come to terms. He's being a teddy bear because you're a lost fucking cause to him.

Right, right, right. There's no helping you. He's, he's giving up, which is the worst thing that, I guess, a manager can do with someone. Yeah. Which is, there's nothing I can do. I just need to ride this out. Yeah. And then I never want to see this person. Yeah, but Jamie's a bitch Two things can be true. Oh, that's true. So let's get to the 30 year old drinking again quote unquote

We sit down to dinner in the first course. Maybe it's a drink in its age to be on her years. Can you imagine being at a 40 year old's 30th birthday party would just be so awkward. Everybody would be like, happy 30th birthday. It'd just be so strange. I can't get into it because it's a friend. I went to a 40th birthday party. She was a 40. That woman. I can't say the name. What's her name again? I'm not going to get it. I know. It's an austrander. Be quiet. I can't say the name. What's her name again? I'm not gonna get it. I know Ostrander be quiet. I can't say someone's name, but they were definitely not 40, but we all played along right we all played a lot Yeah, it's very very to me that's not that's that's what we're gonna say because that's insanity insanity just just live with it I don't know It's honestly it's honestly and now maybe it's going a little too far.

When the diagnosis comes in for the 70 year old, that he's got like two weeks left to live, and you bring him home and like, hey, what did the doctor say? They said, go home, dad. Right. And we're all gonna just have a good time. You sure, right?

Have the doctor say he said nothing now. Yeah. Everything's fine. We're lying to the person. Right, right, exactly. White lies are very helpful, although this is not a white like this is a, like a commutal buying into insanity, like Nick said.

So first course is salmon and snappers, sashimi and the giri are at 12. Simple plate of food, slapily cut and pulled too early. Sprinkle some tacky microgreens on the plate and we've got a fucking whiff on the first course. Nate fires the tempura next, it's a fragile batter one that needs to be consumed quickly for the salt to adhere to the crisp and for that to be you know kind of an ethereal way for as it is and Asia God love you girl but fuck the one who is eating so early. Bring it up. Get the shit up on the table.

Tempora turns into an edible thing. Very, very quick. It gets very chewy on the outside. And whatever content. Contents, yeah. Yeah, no, it's a fragile batter, as I said. And I don't care if it's coarse, now get it up on the table.

Now, Jordy at this point is well on her way to getting shit face. And Nate is well on his way to getting fired and it's fucking Taylor and Aisha's fault Silence washes over the table as they wait for their soy sauce that Nate told them to leave and then we get to tempora gate I want to talk about tempora gate first I can tell him all right. I get soy sauce We're gonna bring up well we fucked up. You usually How about some tempura sauce? Yeah, you use it with play you eat it with ponzu or Show you that's even mentioned. Yeah, I'm a little I'm concerned about Nate. Yeah, it's 10 year. I Honestly, I'm I'm certain

Leon is on this mother fucking season wouldn't that be funny this guy last one day and then Leon the asshole gets on this boat I'm telling you I think that's what happens. That's pretty crazy because this man does not have good instincts. Oyster mushroom tempura okay. If you've ever had tempura you know that the worst one out of the entire bunch is always the mushroom. No. Temporas often just not that good. It's greasy. It's not seasoned well and it just sucks. Slider fried food. If you are going to make King oyster tempura, you're going to need to par cook the King oyster before you dip it in the batter because if you just do it raw the batter is going to burn to a crisp before that thing is even remotely cooked.

I mean this was just a really really bad idea. It was fucking whack-ass shit actually. Save the best for last after 30 minutes or so. The sober primary is now blackout and up comes the teriyaki beef. But the Yoshinoia beef bowl has to halt on the steps because Jority is not yet there. She's throwing up in the bathrooms. And the plates sit and the noodle garnish is victim of the winds of Oshiyana. And I mean, we've not tasted the beef, but I can comfortably say 100 pots for us in this episode and 7 pots for Nate. Not a strong showing, but there's room for improvement. Guys, jump in the comments, let us know what you thought of this episode and seven pots for Nate. Not a strong showing but there's room for improvement. Guys jump in the comments, let us know what you

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