Anything Better? - NFL Picks & Preview | Week 4

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

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We got one. Definitely going to get two. And man, the Saints Eagles killed me. But Bill, Bill is holding us a float, holding the show a float. Where did you go? You went one and three last week? Yeah.

Geez Paul, Paul you're on the hot seat. I am. I've been hanging in there. I've been waiting for Paul E. October but. One fan wrote in, they go, Paul needs a players only meeting. I know dude, you got some sort of controversy going out there. But I will say this. Upstate New York.

I did hear this and I think Andrew could attest to this. I heard that the casinos and bedding had the best week in history since gambling was legalized last week. So that made me feel a little better. No, this is like you don't know who anybody is. I still don't know who. Dude, explain the fucking Bengals.

I was just going to say. When are they going to get a win? When are they going to get a win? They need a fucking, now they're playing the Panthers. I wouldn't touch that game with a fucking goddamn 10 foot pole. What happened to Joe Burrow ever since he frosted his tips he was wearing pink Pumas and that guy is not the fucking problem. I don't know dude. You see that outfit Andrew pull up that outfit of him walking in. He's going through something. He's going through something, dude.

There's somebody saying- This is why I don't understand you fucking kids, like with the thing that you're looking at, what the fuck they're wearing going into the stadium. Like, why is that even a thing? Dude, he looked like Ellen DeGeneres with a vest on. Somebody said, I can't take credit. Somebody goes, why does he look like Ellen DeGeneres? But he, and now I looked at it and I go, he did. Then he was wearing, I don't know, dude, but he doesn't look, I can't take credit. Somebody goes, why does he look like Alan DeGeneres?

But he, and then I looked at it and I go, he did. Then he was wearing, I don't know, dude, but he doesn't look, I don't know, he doesn't look happy to me. He doesn't look happy, but you never know, who knows? You don't want to know what it is, Bill? It's a fucking woman in his life. That's what it is. That's what it is.

No, I don't get what's going on. Like there's no way... There it is. Come on, dude. Compared to last year, this looks like a guy going... He does not look like Ellen DeGeneres. He looks like he's in a low-budget sci-fi movie. And that's supposed to be his Bonnie Hunter vest.

Yeah, I don't know, man. But they, yeah, man, they're owing three, right? That's, I think they know, man. But they, yeah, I mean, they're, oh, they're 0 and 3, right? That's I think they're 0 and 3. They're 0 and 3. Now they're going down in no man's land, the NFC South. Nobody pays attention to that division, Paul. They're going down and that's actually a decent division with the Falcons and the Saints. Yep.

The surprising Panthers, right? They beat somebody last week. And then Tampa, you know, you never know what's showing, who's showing up on those. Dude, there was a big controversy in Carolina because they benched that first round draft pick at, you know, and they were like, what are they? And then Andy Dalton, the old red rifle comes in and he looked good and he got him a win. So I don't understand all of these teams. You get a number one draft pick quarterback

They used to let him sit for a fucking year and learn it. That's what the packers bring him in after two three games It's stupid. That's what the Packers do the Packers You know draft a guy and they go you're gonna hold a clipboard for two years and then they all come in good Jordan love sat behind Rogers Rogers sat behind. It's a it's a better system yeah I mean they're they're on a run out there they're throwing these kids to the wolves bill I don't know what that did I go and fucking Joey Harrington RG 3 they just fucking throwing them in there yep Tim couch great Quinn come on let's talk Rick Meir. That's Tim Couch. I haven't heard. That's a good one.

Who's that guy down there? Ryan Leaf. What about Jake Locker? Ooh, that's a good one. Jake Locker, there you go. Or what about the USC kid who ended up in fucking the Cardinals? That's right.

Exactly. Barclay, Matt Barclay? No. No. No, he was with the pink carousel. Matt Liner. Matt Liner. Matt Liner. Matt Liner, yep. Yeah, dude.

If you're going to a bad team as a number one draft pick and they're like, hey man, you're the guy day one. I'd be like, you sure? Matt Jones, just throw him right in there. Yeah. Oh my God. What was that fucking kid that Jets had that they were saying he hooked up with somebody's mom? Is that the guy who's crushing it out in Minnesota now? Uh, Zach Wilson.

No, no, the guy crushing it. Yeah, the guy crushing it is Sam Darnold. Yeah, yeah. No, Zach Wilson like banged his buddy's mom, they said or whatever. And he had the look on his face like he would. He just had that. Arnold, yeah, yeah, no, Zach Wilson, like, banged his buddy's mom, they said, or whatever, and he had to look on his face like he would. He just had that, some guys just gotta- So, fuck that, he was a goddamn kid,

and that fucking cougar came down from the fucking mountains and pounced on him like a fucking baby sheep. That's what happened. She was a fucking predator, but she's a chick, so they're gonna fucking blame him, because that's how the world works. Paul, you wanna see a great movie that's subtly about what it's like to be a married man?

It's called The Man Who Wasn't There, Billy Bob Thornton. It's a Coen brother movie. And it's fucking hilarious because everybody can see him, but nobody listens to him. And there's this running joke in the movie where people go like, hey man, you want a cigarette? And he's like, like he already has one. They like, they don't even see it. And he like, he like confesses to a murder. the like just like you say shit, people nod, they listen, they act like what you said is gonna be put into action.

Or matter. Nothing happens, nothing happens. Nah, yeah, they don't give a fuck, dude. They don't, they don't. I saw this fucking study, it said how widows do better than widowers. And they said, well, it's because, you know, they polled these guys, 60% of men over the age 60 said their wife

is their best friend. And only 30% of women said their husband is their best friend. Okay, now if that was the other way around, we would have got dragged over the coals. But because it went that way with the women, they go, that's because women have like a bigger social circle and blood.

It's like, that's not what it is. It's because they don't give a fuck. It's because fucking men have hearts. fucking dude you get fucking you get flown off a cliff today Well, if you and I died our shit would be down in Goodwill by fucking Halloween. Oh She'd be fucking walking in an amusement park holding some cruise. Oh Meet some fucking DJ.

No, I don't know. Hey, you didn't want to think about that. I'm telling you, dude. They would fucking, they'd meet somebody. Some boring fucking guy. I'd like to think she'd be devastated and never date again, but that's just wishful thinking. Oh, dude, I know women well enough.

No, they're like, oh my God, like what? I have to do this on my own? That's not happening. I gotta get another horse. Let's take the saddle off this dead one and fucking throw it on another one. And put another bullet in its head to make sure. I don't know.

What are we doing here? Let's get back to football. What do you mean what are we doing? We're saying a bunch of relatable shit. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. Who the fuck is married to somebody for 30 years and that's not your fucking best friend.

That's just beyond me. That's nuts, dude. Well, here's another stat for you. I believe- That literally made me feel bad to say that my wife's my best friend Like it made me like in my head like should I not be thinking that? Well, is she thinking I give a fuck about me like why why put that stat out there was just like

It's like somebody was like let's make a bunch of married people argue today. Let's what this fucking stat out there Well, the question is are are you her best friend? That's the question uh Well, the question is, are you her best friend? That's the question. I would hope to think on my way. What is that expression? You have no idea the secrets a woman's heart holds. You have no fucking idea what they're thinking. That's why you gotta scare them, Bill. That's why you gotta scare them.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Give me a little fucking. Just, you know, not do it, just what? What was I gonna say? Oh, 70% of divorces. You just put on the wife beater, Paul. You don't beat her.

You just put it on. You walk around the house. You don't even have to put it on. Just buy a pack and throw it on the bed. The police call that a show of force. What is it? 70% of women, 70% of divorces after 40 are the woman What do you mean?

Divorces that happen. Oh, they decide I'm out of here that women are 70% after the age of 40. They're the ones that ended Could look that up. That's a real stat. They're just like something happens where they're either like, I thought that this was going to be different, uh, whatever. And they just bounce. It's fucking brutal, dude. Um, well, that's something to look forward to. What did you think you signed up for? All right. Let's say you're, you're right. We should, we should tap out of this. Let's, uh, let's keep plowing ahead here, Paul. Hey, when you're talking about the Bengals, anything goes. They had a rough one, you know? What else this week was a good, dude, Buffalo Bills are flying, good pick by you.

Buffalo look good, real good. But the Jags, dude, the Jags have the same team. And they're- Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. And I also I'm not gonna look at the Buffalo Bills like fucking last week is who the fuck they are. No, like they just they had a big game. And also, the Jag was whatever that fucking game plan was, I felt bad for Trevor Lawrence.

He was like going back to the sidelines like staring at coaches like this. We're just just gonna keep doing this Yeah, like nothing was working. I don't know if they have a bunch of injuries or whatever It does feel like the coaches are in trouble there. It feels like the Peterson at whatever his name is It looks like he looks like a dude there. Yeah. He something looks like something's got to give there Oh, there he is. Hey 78. Jake the snake. Jake, we're just going to call you into this thing because

we're about to do our picks. Bill. Bill is going to go first because Bill goes first on even weeks, but Jake, we need to know what's going on with the injury report this week in the NFL, buddy. Oh man, there's a lot of injuries. My charges look like they're very banged up going into Kansas City.

Roger Goodell suspended a pretty key player because they don't want tackling Kelsey too hard, you know. And then the banded for tackling a tight end. He got to. Yeah. Well, yeah, he he hit him helmet to helmet. And then they said he's a repeat it repeat offender. So they suspended him but they just happened to be playing Kansas City this week, you know Suspicious and then Raiders Browns Crosby and Miles Garrett are both the two injuries look out for their two pretty key players Wow, two of the best defensive linemen. Wow, okay. Yeah, Crosby had a high ankle, so that's pretty big.

And then what games were you thinking that, or did you need like the injury reports for? Like what were the games you were thinking? All right, well, I'm going first. Yeah, go for it, Phil. I know the Rams have a bunch of injuries. I know both their star wide receivers are out, but they're playing the Bears,

and I just don't believe in that offense. I know they have a really solid defense and everything. They're on the road, they're getting three. I just think Matthew Stafford is a fucking grizzled vet and is gonna be able to figure out that defense. I think they can win more than three. So I'm starting with the Los Angeles Rams. Plus three. So I'm starting with the Los Angeles Rams. Plus three.

I took the Bears last week. I was not very happy with how they look. So I support that pick. Yeah, they're another one. They got a number one draft pick. The kid just got done playing college football and is now starting for the Bears. Stupid, they don't let these kids learn the system.

They just throw them in there. It's dumb. I don't know how kids learn the system. They just throw them in there. It's dumb. I don't know how long the Bears are gonna keep doing that. Yeah. All right. My first pick this week, I think they're gonna write the ship. I think they already started to write the ship

and they're coming off of a horrible opening weekend or second week against the Raiders. I'm gonna take the Baltimore Ravens to beat the Bills. It's minus two and a half. I think they could win at home. I think they kind of started to get going. And they're also a team that could play from behind. I'm gonna take Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens

to win by three at home. All right, I hate doing this with my Patriots and it's a crazy number, but I'm taking the 49ers plus 10 and a half. I think we got fucking exposed by, you know, a Jets team that has a seasoned fucking quarterback. I believe in Brock Purdy. And I think,

I was pretty excited with the first couple of weeks with the Patriots, but I think we're a lot further away from being a 500 team than I thought. And the 49ers are coming off that brutal fucking loss against the Rams. They're at home and I just feel like they're going to come out guns blazing and it's going to be ugly. Yeah, Niners have a few injuries, but looks like Purdy's gonna play. And so that's all I have.

No, that guy's solid, man. That guy's a legit professional football quarterback. Yeah, and their defense is ready to go. It's not like these wet behind the ear kids that you got in every other team there. Jake the Snake, Herbert and the offense is fine. Who's out for the Chargers? Just that defensive player?

Yeah, the safety's likely out. Let me see if Joey Bosa is gonna- Paul, if you bet against the fucking Chiefs, I'm gonna slap that hat off the fucking- Come on, dude. They're the golden boys. It's a lot of points. You gotta beat them and the officiating crew.

Joey Bosa is the other one that's limited. boys. It's a lot of points. You gotta beat them and the officiating crew. Joey Bosa is the other one that's limited. Chargers have a lot of injuries. Is Joey Bosa out? It's unclear. It's a limited practice. So he could still play but yeah he's banged up too. All right dude here's the deal man. Oh my god. Kelsey's dating Taylor Swift. It's only seven points. I don't know what you're thinking. No, no, I'm thinking Cincinnati's got to right the ship. I mean, is Cincinnati going to go, if Cincinnati goes, oh, and four, it's done. And I just, it's done. It's literally the season's over.

What is Joe Burrow aware this week Paul, when he shows up in Carolina? Oh, he's going to have tassels on his nipples. They have T Higgins back too. The Bengals are healthy. Yeah dude listen. And that four and a half is an absolute, they're just trying to get the public to question. That's the Bengals, bury the Bengals I think I think Joe Burrow and now up here. Come on guys, let's get Paul back on the winning track here.

No, I just don't see them going 0 and 4 against the Panthers, dude. I know that Dalton looked good last week, but I also don't know who the Raiders are yet. I think Cincinnati has a big week. I think Cincinnati has a big week where they're done and I got to see it. It's like one of those where it's like if they're done, I got to see it. I'm going to take them to win the game by five. All right, this next game Paul, I'm going to be honest with you, those first two games I felt confident on, these next two I don't.

Okay. I don't know, I just can't see the Eagles just continuing to fly in circles here. They're only laying a point and a half against the Buccaneers. The Buccaneers are fucking erratic. Just on paper, I think they're a way more talented team. Is there a bunch of injuries with the Eagles or something? AJ Brown, their top receiver, has been injured. But, oh, and Devontae Smith, too, had a concussion. So they could be down their top two receivers going into that game.

Jesus fucking Christ. Is there an easy game this fucking year? This week is brutal, too. No, that whole fucking year has been brutal. It's like everybody sucks. I still like that Eagles pick. And then there's the Chiefs. What? I still like that Eagles pick. I still like that Eagles pick. I'm considering them too. All right. Well, I'm going to go with the Eagles and

crazy Nick whatever his fucking name is nodding at the camera. That fucking guy. You ever seen a fucking, I haven't seen a head coach that needs a fucking hug since fucking Rex Ryan with that guy. I was just thinking Rex Ryan. I mean, dude, that guy, he is just a fucking emotional wreck. Yeah. Like that guy, here comes the river and it's the wrong card and he starts fucking crying at the fucking table. Did you see his daughter touching the mic like in the press conference that time and he goes, hey, I said stop doing that. I was just like,

he's like disciplining that guy. All right. Do that again. You're going to have to run the stadium stairs. Okay. Stop making an ass out of me. Jake the snake. Is Jordan Love back? Not officially, but it sounds like he's, it sounds like he's trying to play. That's what the reports are saying. I think he's going to try and get out there. I have been getting killed by taking all favorites all year. But I just feel, I just did, and the Vikings lost last week or won? No, they killed the Texans. I got burned by that badly.

I was all over Houston. And the Vikings lost last week or one? No, they killed the Texans. I got burned by that badly. I was all over Houston. Um, what's the Packers record? Two and one? Yeah. I'm gonna take the Packers at Lambeau, dude. Minus two and a half. I'm gonna take them. Fuck it. Let's's you know, something's got to give here. Yeah, I don't believe in Sam Darnold. So I get it.

I mean, Sam Darnold looks like Sam Darnold. What the fuck else does the guy got to do? I mean, he's looking at these last two weeks, though. I'm just saying. Yeah, this year. He's look great. But all right, let me ask you a question. The Denver Broncos still officially an NFL team.

Well, they draft this kid Bo Nicks from Oregon. And they have him starting. Yeah, he started up against Aaron Rodgers. I hate that half a point. I really I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I don't have another game. I don't have another fucking game. I hate that Raiders game. Why the Browns another fucking game. I hate that Raiders game.

Why the Browns plus two and a half or the Raiders are minus two? That doesn't make sense. Yeah. Well, the Browns look haven't looked good at all. What is that line? How come? How come you get the Raiders? It's minus two.

If you take the Browns, it's plus two and a half. Oh, that was that's a typo. It's two. It's two. Sorry. When I was updating the lines this morning, I missed that call, but it's two. I don't believe in the fucking Raiders anymore. I don't know who the fucking Browns are. God damn it. Are the charges going to show up? I still just want to just bet the Chiefs because

fucking Goodell loves him so much. Do you guys talk about that play from last week against Atlanta? Which play? On the text, yeah. The misclass interference in the end zone. That this is a Sunday night game. Do you know what the crazy thing is?

Bill is right about this and I saw it last year, but it's like, I feel like the officiating this year has been great. There's been no bullshit except the fucking chiefs get it's like it's like everything is perfect And then it's like they get the exception they get the hall pass from this from the hall monitor because dude That's the only storyline they have yeah, the Brady era is over So they're trying they're trying to make like this is the next great fucking dynasty, ba-bop, ba-bop, ba-bop.

So until somebody else steps up, I'm telling you, somebody on another team has to start dating that Shakira chick or something to start getting some calls. You gotta date an act that is global, that'll bring global attention to the NFL, then you can start holding and committing past interference and you won't have any fucking problems. I have no idea on this last game.

I really feel like the Jets are just going to beat the shit out of the Broncos and then all the dumb Jets fans are going to get excited thinking they're going to the Super Bowl not realizing that they back to back weeks they beat a bad Patriots team and a bad Broncos team. You know what I'm tired I still have a cough I don't want to think anymore I'm just gonna take the Jets minus seven and a half at home Aaron Rodgers coming out like the old man telling the Broncos to get off his fucking front lawn. All the Artie Langs in the crowd, the Jets, J-E-T, they're going to be going fucking nuts saying it's the Super Bowl. They're going to be talking shit to Giants fans like Paul. Paul's just going to be squinting his eyes like he does

when he doesn't like what somebody's saying because he can tell there's no love behind it Like that's gonna be Paul's face all next week when they fucking cover seven and a half and beat the shit out of the Broncos All right. Those are my picks. I love the pick. I confirm. I confirm that statement. I sponsored that message Whatever the hell you supposed to say All right, I got one more here. Damn. Fucking these half, fuck. Yeah. You know what?

Who is anybody in the league right now? You know what? Who has actually established themselves. This is a good team. This is a fucking healthy team. Listen, the three and O, the three and O Seattle Seahawks are going into Monday night football in Detroit. Detroit is two and one, right? They're healthy, right Jake? Yep, they are. It's

a national, it's one, it's actually they had a, they had a, no, no, this is the first national stage of the year for them, right? No, they played Sunday night week one. Oh, they won, right? Yeah. Yeah, they beat their amps. Yeah, I Mean is Gino Smith gonna go for an oh Or do I take my Giants tonight getting five and a half? They looked great last week, but it was the Browns Cowboys look bad. Fuck this year, dude Oh, I swear to God, if you fucking don't stop going with it, Giants look great.

Giants have looked great in fucking five years, Paul. Just stop it with this shit. Stop betting with your heart. Use your brain. No, I know. That's why I'm not, I'm not going with it, but you know, I like the points. I think you're onto something with lions, seahawks.

Picking. Yeah, Paul, I would would take I like the lions Paul How you guys fuck you guys well, you know the Giants the Giants are going up against a very very fractured Cowboys defense Just really know that So fucking Max Crosby's out Max Crosby's out Not not the Raiders. Why don't you just fucking date a stripper like who the fuck fucking Max Crosby's out. Max Crosby's out. Not, not. You're gonna go with the Raiders? Why don't you just fucking date a stripper?

Like who the fuck are they? Who the fuck is that? Like what is that team right now? Yeah, losing to Carolina. That team is. My highlights is their fucking wide receivers shaking their heads, staring at the fucking quarterback on the sideline.

That's Raiders highlights. Here's the deal. I liked the Chargers. I liked the Chargers at plus eight. Does plus seven make that much of a difference? Cause I, I don't think the chiefs are that good. Paul, why don't you just bet against the fucking CIA. I mean, I don't even know what you're trying

to fucking prove here. You know what? You know what? You know what? We can't help him. He's content to be a jerk. Go ahead. Do your fun. Pick the giants.

Pick the fucking chargers. Uh... I'll take the Lions on prime time at home. Hey! There you go, Paulie! You know, I'll take it. Now watch those other two are gonna come in. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

I will tell you this, though. I like the Lions do. I like them to win that game and bring Handley out right and they're going to fucking bring Seattle down to earth. Yeah, Seattle hasn't played anybody. If you look at their first three wins, at least Detroit's played some good teams. Seattle, you want a cup of coffee? You know, you want to talk to some sad chick with hairy legs, you go to Seattle. You don't go to Seattle for good football. This is just what it is, you know, unless half their defense test is positive for steroids,

like the Legion of Doom, then they can, maybe they can do something there. We'll see, we'll see. But we'll see, man. You know, this year is like throwing darts. Paul is floating. I'm... No, I'm flailing. You're like George Clooney in that space movie

when he lets go of Sandra Bullock. That's where you are right now fucking gambling. You are just... I'm just flailing. I mean, I'm just... It's... I'm gonna... Yeah, I don't know. How fucking hilarious was that scene in that movie? He's letting Don't Wear to float off into the abyss

of outer space and die, and he's just nonchalant about it. Oh yeah, there's everyone's picks. What you got over, what's Andrew got? Jake put... Oh, I got one left, I know. Jake put in three. Jake's got the Steelers, the Cardinals, and the Bills.

Yeah, I'm struggling to come up with a fourth. Listen, I respect anybody who has the balls to bet NFC South. This is, you know... That is the DMZ of the NFL. Yeah, that's mine. Saints, Rams, Steelers, Bengals. But I mean, I might

change it before Thursday. I think I'll send it off to you guys before. Did anybody pick the Falcons? I like Kirk Cousins. I'm sold. That one screwed with me. I actually.

Her cousin scores fucking points everywhere he goes. That's a division rivalry, though, too. Yeah, this. Yeah, the Saints seem to have their number. I kind of like the Saints,

but I stayed off it. I mean, I pick the Saints seem to have their number. I kind of like the Saints, but I stayed off it. I mean, I picked the Saints, but I thought I was staying off it. Sorry. Yeah, this is what I meant to say. All right, we got a Monday night special to do. Come marching in. What game are you guys playing? Monday night.

I assume you're going to do Lion Seahawks and not the other game. Well, there's two Monday night games so we could pick there's lion Seahawks in Detroit or There is what is the other one? It's dolphins dolphins got no two Yeah, Tonga, Viola is out and the Titans I mean who are the Titans what are the Titans one and two No, they're all in three. Oh and three. Yeah I thought it was Levi What are the Titans one and two? No, they're all in three. Oh, and three. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was Levi.

We'll love us. I mean, you want to be around long. Who's quarterbacking for the dolphins now? Skylar Thompson, Don Scrock. Yeah, it's on the back. Or is it David Woodley? Joe Bartnick. They're running the dog. Sheula steakhouse offense from 1982.

Bartnik would be like, yeah, I mean, I'll do it down or two. Top five reasons, top five signs. Your fucking coach is too old to be coaching in the NFL. He owns a chain of steakhouses. coach is too old to be coaching in the NFL. He owns a chain of steak houses. That was Dan Marino when he played with Don Shirley. Don Shirley had a chain of fucking steak houses. He's supposed to be prepared for the game and he's fucking calling up the butcher to make sure he's getting those rib eyes to tampon touch. So you want, let's just take the Lions tonight. I mean, Monday night. Let's do the, cause we all like the Lions.

Let's do the Lions. Jerry Goff to fucking throw one. Yep. Paul Groddy to throw two back by the second quarter. A couple of burps. I like that. Goff to throw one. Paul, you're not having fun this year.

I don't like it. What do you mean? I'm having fun? I don't like the look on your face. I didn't like that little laugh you did you would have You said H a H a H a that's not your laugh ball no, dude, you know why I got so much shit going on I'm supposed to be in Tampa. There's a hurricane that Delta keeps fucking changing my thing I don't know if I'm going people are canceling people don't know it's fucking with me if I'm being honest, you know It's funny. There's all these fucking red state cunts are always talking about how LA is gonna You know God's gonna drop it into the ocean

What about what God does to Florida every fucking year? Why they acted like God's happy with them. It's sinking It's a sinking state one fucking hurricane after another is it sinking or is the ocean rising? Well, yeah Is it sinking or is the ocean rising? Well, yeah. A little both. Yeah. Good point. And what are they calling it?

So what happy name did they give it so we don't feel upset about this? I think that's a Paul question. Ocean expansion? I don't know. I don't know. You know what else I don't know. I don't know. You know what else I don't know? Fucking NFL football right now. I know there's a couple of games I wanted to take that I didn't. Oh, it's going to get me mad.

Hey, Paulie, you got to fucking, you got to move to what you can't. You have to leave New York. You're safe haven. You're fucking Linus blanket. What do you mean? You're leaving New York. And what? Where would you live? You're leaving New York. Where would you live? You just have to leave. If I have to leave. Paul, you just gotta get out of here.

It would probably be still like a country type of, cause I like the woods. So I would say like, but I don't know. Cause I like places like Arizona. I think Arizona is fucking awesome. Sammy the Bull. That's a good question, dude. Probably be wearing pastels year-round, golfing.

Just go to Connecticut, you still have the Four Seasons, you got Frank Pepe. You know what? Actually a place where I could play golf too, maybe South Carolina, maybe a little Myrtle Beach action. I don't know. Paulie needs an ocean. Cause other than that, I thought maybe you'd be a Kentucky guy. I had a like, we've talked about, we've talked about Lexington. That's Boise. No, not Boise, but like I could do Lexington, Kentucky, you know, nice.

If you moved to Lexington, Kentucky, you might as well just reboot my cousin Vinny. Oh dude. Yeah. Cause like, I would like want to talk. Lexington, Kentucky, you might as well just reboot my cousin Vinnie. Oh dude. Yeah. Cause like, I would like want to talk. Do you have any pro alone you could put on this? Remember we were in Charleston. Me and Bill were in Charleston, South Carolina. And we walked, we walked from the bus to like a deli where they said you could get, and I got pursuit and cheese and I'm walking in Jordan basketball shorts,

a t-shirt that says Eli knows and a fucking hat and flip flops down the street. It was like, it couldn't have been more. People just staring at us. I look like his fucking mob lawyer walking next to him. No business in Charleston. Um That's a great question, dude, where would you go if you left California? Would you go back to like the Boston New England area or would you go somewhere else? No, I would go I

Would go middle and nowhere. I would but I also like the seasons man. So I would go middle of nowhere. I would, but I also like the seasons, man. So I would be, I could do Tennessee, but I wouldn't go Nashville. I'd go like Chattanooga. Yeah. I would move to, I don't know. I think every douche is moving to the Carolinas now. So I would stay away from that.

I'm not into Virginia. Virginia are the funny Southern people. They think they have class. I can't handle that. You know what I mean? It's like you guys are fucking animals, just like the people in Georgia, all right? Just stop with that Obel video.

They had like that fucking vibe, because they're near Georgetown. That's a good question. I think, I definitely wouldn't do Wyoming or any of that shit, like those people out there where they think he can cure homosexuality. I couldn't live in a state like that. I think I would be somewhere, a hipster town that had a good coffee shop near the Appalachian Mountains.

I think I would move out that way. Like Knoxville. Yeah, that'd be a good one. That'd be a good one. I went to Nashville. Nashville is a fucking shit show. It's just a bunch of fat chicks riding around on those bicycles. Like it's just a never ending bachelorette party

going down the street. It's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, they're like, yo, all the bars are live music. I'm like, that sounds fucking horrible, dude. I've been there. So a lot music is great. Fuck that I like it dude lag music as opposed to a fucking DJ No, I don't want any noise airing it but pointing push pushing fucking buttons. I don't want any noise I don't want any shot carts, dude. I'm getting old. I'm a homebody dude I I really just want to be

away from everybody. I'll tell you, it was great. That fucking Lake House we run when we went to that Clemson game. The games suck, but that fucking house down there was great. I know. I didn't get to go to that one. Oh my God. That old redneck who was naming all the great moonshiners like we name fucking quarterbacks. I'll never forget that. And everybody went over there to take a sip of the fucking moonshine. I don't drink anymore. So I was in the house, dude. I've never seen, dude, people came back like zombies. They came back one at a fucking time and they just

walked past and go, Oh yeah, dude, I'm, uh, I'm going to bed. I'm going to bed. And Bartnik took two shots. He came in like standing eight count. Like he was out on his feet and just came walking and he mumbled something. He mumbled something. Yeah, yeah, like dude, he looked like, whoa. No, no, he wasn't, he was like, he just walked by like, like he was done.

Dude, they drank fucking antifreeze. It was like, you know when Tyson knocked a guy out and they tried to get up too fast? So they just did that back. Who was that? Dad Judah who got up and he was like trying to talk to the ref? Oh my God, that was.

Making points. I hate when fucking people never have a fight in their life make fun of fucking people who get knocked out and they get up and they have like rubber legs and they're like laughing and making fun of them and shit. And it's just like, how was you doing there? No, you mean when a fucking bar fight, neither could I. So like, dude, I thought Jose Consenco fought like a nine foot Asian guy. Yeah, I saw that.

I never saw that fight. Yeah, he was seven foot two and Konseiko was like doing okay. He was like, and then when the guy got him. He was doing a Kampo karate from 1985. And then when he got him on the ground, he just started fucking, he couldn't do anything because the guy was like a, literally like a giant.

So he just was like this and these huge arms and the guy was like, Konseiko tapped out. Oh dude, that guy could literally fucking like hop the Great Wall of China like a subway turnstile. Dude his reach must have been like 86 inches. Yeah he was fucking coordinated too. Yeah I was scared. He had a decent plan of attack. I don't know what that guy's doing now but like you know those guys are always just the overhand right the black guy and he fucking jumped up in the air and just fucking, fucking hit him right in the temple. And the guy, the guy just went to, it was unbelievable. Yeah. It was unbelievable. I, I think must've needed money to take that fight because the size difference was

nuts, dude. Seven, two, seven, two is like, um, seven foot two training in Muay Thai and, and Thai and fucking MMA. And like you said, coordinated. It should be illegal to teach a guy that fucking big that shit. They shouldn't let a seven if you're seven to I think the highest you should be able to fight guys got to be like at least six nine. Seven two is like you can't do because it goes like a foot like a foot shorter than him. It was nuts. Um, he did all right though. No, I do it. I gotta go to this edit here. So what's

the, what's the Monday night special then we got, we got golf to throw one. Yeah. And then, and then Paul, you get two touchdowns with those. The only thing that's the last thing Bill said. Um, all right. So we'll do, we'll do lions to cover, golf to throw one, and... And somebody lead that lights on in the parking lot. And what's... Does that even happen anymore? St. Brown, maybe? David Montgomery to rush one.

That's a lot. Maybe you can do a total two if you want. Let's do golf to throw two. Let's do golf to throw two. No's do golf to throw two. No. Why? Let's keep, because I want to get a win. I can't believe we fucking lost last week. We had fucking everything.

Then the fucking, we teased the Jags down. And that's true. I made that stupid face. I went, I went like that. I hated it. Oh yeah, yeah. We'll look at Andrew a week later telling us what we should have fucking done.

All right, Shannon, what do you want to do? You want to do? St. Brown then? St. Brown to catch one, Goff to throw one, Lions to cover. Yeah, let's do that. I like that. That sounds good. All right.

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I'm a fucking win. Stick with me. It's week four, Paul. Week four. Week four. And don't say we're gonna get back on track, Paul. I'm holding fucking steady here. Go, giant. I'm fucking tied to the fucking thing steering the ship. You are. Hey, I got

any credit where credit's due? Dude, two games under 500 with this fucking year, I'll take that. Dude, honestly, you're having great picks because... But look, it's early. It's fucking early, man. You go 4-0 two times back. Could happen. You know? Positive belief. I'm hoping, dude. I'm hoping. I'm grasping at straws here. You know, you guys don't look fucking confident. I would not want to be in a foxhole with you fucking three. You guys are looking at me like, what's that? Well, you don't sound confident. You've lost your swagger. Like, I'm sitting here right now, you're supposed to be giving the pre-game fucking speech.

Like, you know, go couple four and up. You know, could happen. Just like the loons. Well, I like my picks this week. Let's go Ravens. Let's go fucking Ravens. Let's start this thing off right. All right.

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